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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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"In a world filled with
hate, we must still dare to hope.
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"In a world filled with despair,
we must still dare to dream."
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Words from the late,
great Michael Jackson.
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Chapel will open at 8:00.
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Today's order of services
is Catholic, Evangelical,
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Wiccan, Baptist,
other, and Muslim.
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Enjoy your Sunday.
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You didn't eat breakfast. Most
important meal of the day.
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Start your engine right.
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Thanks. I'll, uh...
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Thanks.
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Fine. Run on fumes.
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I'm doing the
4-Hour Body.
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I don't know what that is.
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Oh, you'll see.
You'll see.
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Okay. Good luck
with that.
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Come closer!
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Oh! Fuck me! God!
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I could get it.
Fucking come.
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Yes! Yeah! Yeah!
You fucking skank!
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Yeah!
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Finally!
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Man, look how buff my left arm
looks just from grabbling you.
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Nichols, we gotta stop.
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No, we can't.
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I gotta work out
the other side.
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Otherwise I'll be asymmetrical
like a crab, or a tennis pro.
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No, no, no.
No more. I'm engaged.
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Yeah, that's right.
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Get it while you can.
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No! No, it's not
fair to Christopher.
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And I need to
start tightening up.
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You're making me
feel like a cave.
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Baby, it's a cunt.
Huh? It stretches.
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Yeah, sometimes I feel like you're
trying to climb inside my womb.
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What can I say,
I've got mommy issues.
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Well, I don't want
to do it anymore.
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This was the last time.
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All right. Yeah, it's cool. Just at
least get me off first, all right?
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That's not very classy.
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We're having sex
in a fucking chapel.
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Come on, you wanna
give me blue balls?
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It's not fair.
I wake up every day and I...
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Fuck!
Shit!
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I thought you said the service
wasn't for another half hour.
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It was. You take
too long to come.
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Chaplain, the Jews never put
the markers back in the box.
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So write to your Congressman.
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What if he's a Jewish?
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There is one art cabinet for
everyone and you have to share.
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Now, if you please, we need
to get ready for mass.
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Sister? The candles.
Yes.
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My service is coming up.
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I wanna hang up my decoration.
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Your decoration?
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Yep. Look at it.
I made it in the shop.
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Except for it's not
done on account that
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I ran out of glow-in-the-dark
paint, but...
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Doggett, get it out of here.
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What? Why?
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You know why. I have
explained it to you.
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It's not iconography,
it's a cross.
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Nothing goes on the walls
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that can't be taken down
before the next service.
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It's gonna glow in the dark.
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Now, Doggett!
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You know what? Fine.
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That's just fine.
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It ain't right,
and you know it.
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Well, this chapel is
not just for Christians.
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Yeah. I'm sure if I was a
Catholic, you would be much different.
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That's not true.
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Yep. It's very true.
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'Cause you and that Pope's
bitch are running this place!
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I like to think of myself
as more of the Pope's homie.
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You know what?
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You treat everybody here better than me.
Even those witch ladies.
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Also not true.
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No, it is true. You let... You
take them for walks and you...
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As I would take you if your faith
required communion with nature.
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I don't want to walk! Okay?
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I'm gonna hang this damn cross!
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'Cause it's my religious freedom
and you're violating it!
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You could sue.
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I heard about this
tranny in Massachusetts.
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State paid for
her whole hoo-ha.
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I don't need them
to pay for the car.
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I just need them
to buy the oil.
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What exactly is going on with you anyway?
Is it like menopause?
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Same idea.
Not enough lady juice.
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Skin gets loose, tits get saggy.
Hulk get angry.
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Oh, God! Do not do that!
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Jesus.
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I know what you can do.
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You find an old lady lifer
and you bum her estrogen.
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You think the Fed gives a shit
about a felon's hot flashes?
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None of that gets covered.
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Nun gets it. I'm on
the pill line with her.
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Bullshit. It's probably
just anti-depressants.
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Oh, really? Ever heard of
an SSRI called Gynotab?
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Ow! What the fuck?
Girl, you pulled my hair!
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Any available CO
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to outer gate for
inmate transfer.
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You don't fucking talk to me, but you
want me to thread your eyebrows?
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Nobody else can do them right.
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Besides, we're family. We fight,
but we do shit for each other.
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You gonna let me play dominos?
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You can keep score.
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You got some thread?
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All personnel, 10-21 Jasmine.
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Here. Go find Gloria,
see if she'll trade with you.
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If not, I'll pull some
threads from my jacket.
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All right.
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Hey. What are you doing?
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Trading corn.
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Inmates aren't
authorized to barter.
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What the fuck is "barter"?
Trade.
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Oh, come on. Everybody trades...
Hey!
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You want to get written up?
Is that what you want?
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What do you want from me?
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What do I want?
Less attitude! You got that?
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You're not in charge here.
I am.
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Now give me the corn.
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Yes, sir.
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Damn, y'all saw that?
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He fucking took my corn!
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Come on down to the
hottest spot south of Havana!
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Brazil's Copacabana Beach.
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But I would be careful.
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Some of the most beautiful
places along the beach are...
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Whatcha making?
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I'm knitting.
Oh.
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I'm sorry, do I smell?
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No, she's just in the zone.
How's your Sunday?
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Pretty nice so far.
I was outside.
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It is beautiful up
here in the fall.
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Oh, yeah, sure.
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I got myself incarcerated just so
I could see the changing colors.
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I'm serious. I think I
need to be outside more.
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Weren't you cold?
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A little.
But it was lovely.
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I had my tea,
it was almost hot.
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I had my book,
it was almost good.
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And I saw a chicken.
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How random is that?
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What? What?
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You saw a chicken? Like, a real
live chicken in the flesh?
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Well, it was covered
in feathers, but...
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What's going on?
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You need to talk to Red.
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About what?
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You just need to talk to her.
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CO to Main
Control for a shift briefing.
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Dayanara!
I unclogged the toilet.
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There was a Barbie in it.
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Eva?
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What? Barbie wanted
to go scuba diving!
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Ow, Mommy! Help me!
Aah!
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Sucio! Get your caqui fingers off me.
Dios mio!
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She's gonna hit me!
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You trying to hit your sister?
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She flushed a Barbie
down the toilet!
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The Barbie Cesar bought you?
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You think Barbies
grow on trees?
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You think toilets
grow on trees? Huh?
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No.
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What grows on trees?
Nothing.
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That's right! You need to
look after them better.
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How about you?
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I got better things to do.
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Get them a pizza if they're hungry.
I'm eating oysters, bitches.
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Whatever.
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I want oysters.
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No, you don't.
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You're sure it was a chicken?
Not a pigeon?
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No.
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What about
a quail or a pheasant?
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Spruce grouse?
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American bald eagle?
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It was a chicken. I know
what a chicken looks like.
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I don't...
What's the big deal?
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There are no chickens around here.
Except for one.
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They say she lived
on a farm near here.
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Till one night,
the night before
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all the other chickens
were slaughtered,
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she escaped.
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She's been out there ever
since, living off the land.
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Living on her wits.
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Hey, what's going on?
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The chicken's back.
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Oh, give me a break.
Mom, there is no chicken.
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You're wrong!
She saw it.
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Oh, really?
Mmm-hmm.
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How'd it get over the fence?
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I don't know. It flew?
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Chickens don't fly. It was
probably a spruce grouse.
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No, it was her.
I saw it in a dream.
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Goodbye.
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She came to me,
already dressed in herbs,
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and a little top hat,
black, tilted to one side.
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And she said, "Soon, Red,
we will be together.
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"Soon I will be yours."
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No more processed chicken
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that looks like a hockey puck
and tastes like wet paper.
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Real chicken Kiev.
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First girl to bag that bird
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gets a box of Biore strips.
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Me, too?
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Yes. You, too.
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You did good
bringing this to me.
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Maybe you're not as
useless as I thought.
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Sister Ingalls.
How was your service?
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Oh, fine. Thank you
for asking. Uh...
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Sophia. Sophia. That's right.
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What was your sermon about?
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Oh, I don't give sermons.
I'm not a priest.
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But we did have a good group
discussion about overcoming sin.
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Oh, I'm sorry I missed that.
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Really?
Are you Catholic?
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No! But... Well, I think a
lot about overcoming sin.
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And I just love Jesus Christ.
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And I've always wanted to try
one of those communion wafers.
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Well, I have a box
of a thousand.
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They're not as fresh as the
ones you get outside of prison,
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but they're good with dip.
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Oh, I forgot my hat.
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Mind if I come with you?
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Not at all.
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Okay,
higher. Higher.
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Yep, higher. Nope, wait!
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No! To... Okay, now to...
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Look, that doesn't look
centered to me, it just...
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Excuse me!
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Oh, hey, Sister. Ain't
your time through here?
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I thought you weren't
allowed to put that up.
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No?
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That's what the chaplain
told you this morning.
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Oh, yeah, that's right.
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You're the little church mouse
that lives in her pocket.
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Well, I live in God's pocket.
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And she said I couldn't
put it up on the walls,
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but she didn't say
I couldn't hang it
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from the ceiling,
all right? So...
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That's not
a load-bearing pipe.
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What do you know about a
load-bearing pipe, lady man?
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I think I just told you.
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Please.
I'll just get my hat.
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It's not my business.
I don't want any trouble.
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Trouble? There's not gonna
be any trouble, okay?
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This is beautiful.
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All right? It's our right as
Americans to religious freedom.
253
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:09,720
Ain't you heard of
the Third Amendment?
254
00:15:09,744 --> 00:15:12,872
Soldiers should not be given quarter
in a house in times of peace?
255
00:15:12,954 --> 00:15:14,714
Is that really what
the Third Amendment says?
256
00:15:14,749 --> 00:15:15,957
I never knew that.
257
00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:17,084
Can you stay out of it?
258
00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:22,339
Oh, damn it, Tucky.
I can't go back to seg.
259
00:15:40,023 --> 00:15:42,818
God has chosen to
test our conviction.
260
00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:50,033
So Red's okay with me because
I saw this chicken, I guess.
261
00:15:50,117 --> 00:15:51,952
And she said I wasn't useless.
262
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:54,204
Wow.
263
00:15:54,288 --> 00:15:55,414
Good.
264
00:15:56,039 --> 00:16:00,127
So that's the big
news in my small world.
265
00:16:00,294 --> 00:16:01,420
Um...
266
00:16:03,004 --> 00:16:05,257
What's happening with Barney's?
Did you talk to Weiner?
267
00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:08,844
Yes, I have.
Actually, there is...
268
00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:11,972
Oh, well, it's funny,
but there's a problem.
269
00:16:12,473 --> 00:16:13,515
What?
270
00:16:13,641 --> 00:16:15,517
They have concerns
about our ability to
271
00:16:15,643 --> 00:16:17,519
produce since we
still don't have a space.
272
00:16:17,645 --> 00:16:19,313
You told them that?
They don't need to know that.
273
00:16:19,396 --> 00:16:20,477
Why did you tell them that?
274
00:16:20,898 --> 00:16:22,316
I don't know,
because they asked?
275
00:16:23,901 --> 00:16:25,986
I'm sorry, should I
have texted you first?
276
00:16:26,612 --> 00:16:28,012
We don't have
an official order yet.
277
00:16:28,029 --> 00:16:29,390
They could take
us off the shelves.
278
00:16:29,448 --> 00:16:32,993
Well, you know, I was thinking maybe
that wouldn't be such a bad idea.
279
00:16:35,329 --> 00:16:36,497
Excuse me?
280
00:16:36,580 --> 00:16:39,875
I mean, maybe it's not the best
time to expand our business.
281
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,085
Polly, I quit my job for this.
282
00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:44,004
And then you went to prison.
283
00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:46,127
If I'd known you wouldn't
be around to handle things,
284
00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:48,216
I would have delayed the
baby and gotten a puppy.
285
00:16:48,342 --> 00:16:53,180
But I'm the size of Venus and
allergic to dogs, so... Fuck it.
286
00:16:53,305 --> 00:16:54,682
Polly, we were counting
on the extra income.
287
00:16:54,807 --> 00:16:56,183
Please, like you even pay rent.
288
00:16:56,308 --> 00:16:57,685
I pay rent. Who told
you I don't pay rent?
289
00:16:57,810 --> 00:17:00,896
Polly, I know that you're having
a baby, but what about our baby?
290
00:17:00,980 --> 00:17:02,189
What about Baby Poppy?
291
00:17:02,356 --> 00:17:06,067
What if Piper talks to Weiner? You
have more of a rapport, right?
292
00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:07,987
Yes! She likes me!
293
00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:10,698
So, should I see if she'll
drive up with us next week?
294
00:17:10,781 --> 00:17:13,868
No. We can set up a call.
295
00:17:13,951 --> 00:17:16,370
I'll call you, and then
the recording about it
296
00:17:16,453 --> 00:17:18,121
being a call from
prison will play,
297
00:17:18,205 --> 00:17:20,958
and then you can call
her from your phone,
298
00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:23,544
conference her in,
and I can talk to her.
299
00:17:26,005 --> 00:17:27,130
Please?
300
00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:28,465
Two minute warning.
Two minutes.
301
00:17:29,842 --> 00:17:31,552
What? Jesus, they don't
give you any time.
302
00:17:31,677 --> 00:17:34,304
I know. Honey, have you talked
to your dad about Alex?
303
00:17:35,305 --> 00:17:37,516
No, I... Not yet. I will...
304
00:17:37,599 --> 00:17:38,893
Faster, please. Come on.
Okay, well,
305
00:17:38,976 --> 00:17:41,061
I'll ask him about it when
I see him later this week.
306
00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:42,604
Ask him what?
307
00:17:42,980 --> 00:17:45,858
To look over the indictment. To
see if Alex really named her.
308
00:17:45,941 --> 00:17:48,360
Of course she named me.
It's so obvious.
309
00:17:48,443 --> 00:17:50,153
Then why does his
dad need to check?
310
00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:55,200
So I can shove it in her smug,
lying, fucking lying, fucking face.
311
00:17:56,368 --> 00:17:57,745
I know she's lying.
312
00:17:59,747 --> 00:18:02,833
Hold up. What, she's in
here with you? Oh...
313
00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:06,211
Yes.
314
00:18:06,294 --> 00:18:07,713
Why didn't you tell me?
315
00:18:07,796 --> 00:18:08,923
Oh.
316
00:18:09,048 --> 00:18:13,343
You lied to me?
Honey, I didn't lie to you.
317
00:18:13,427 --> 00:18:16,430
I just failed to mention.
I didn't want you to worry.
318
00:18:16,555 --> 00:18:17,765
Worry? Worry about what?
319
00:18:17,890 --> 00:18:19,099
That she'd turn gay again.
320
00:18:19,850 --> 00:18:22,978
Whoa. That's not happening.
And you don't just turn gay.
321
00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:25,064
You fall somewhere on a spectrum.
Like, on a Kinsey scale.
322
00:18:25,146 --> 00:18:26,106
Okay.
323
00:18:27,357 --> 00:18:30,277
Besides, she is the last person
around here that I'd sleep with.
324
00:18:30,402 --> 00:18:31,403
Who's the first?
325
00:18:31,486 --> 00:18:32,487
See? I didn't mean that.
326
00:18:32,613 --> 00:18:34,114
I didn't mean that. I just...
327
00:18:34,197 --> 00:18:35,616
This is exactly why I
didn't want to tell you.
328
00:18:35,699 --> 00:18:38,410
Because I knew that you would do this.
What are you afraid of?
329
00:18:38,493 --> 00:18:40,871
That I'm going to do something?
330
00:18:40,955 --> 00:18:42,081
Gay?
331
00:18:42,163 --> 00:18:44,833
I wasn't before,
until you lied. Now I'm...
332
00:18:44,959 --> 00:18:47,168
Now I'm wondering if maybe
you're worried you will.
333
00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:48,921
Ah. Classic projection.
334
00:18:49,004 --> 00:18:50,130
Polly, don't help.
335
00:19:22,746 --> 00:19:26,583
Not only
is the ceiling ripped open.
336
00:19:28,293 --> 00:19:33,007
Not only is the chapel
covered in asbestos,
337
00:19:34,257 --> 00:19:37,678
rat shit, God knows what.
338
00:19:37,803 --> 00:19:38,846
Toxic mold.
339
00:19:38,929 --> 00:19:39,972
Toxic mold.
340
00:19:40,514 --> 00:19:46,687
But, surprise, surprise, our
electrical line has been compromised.
341
00:19:47,104 --> 00:19:49,356
We have to run new electrical.
342
00:19:50,816 --> 00:19:55,070
Officer Luschek,
is running new electrical
343
00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:57,698
something that you
feel particularly
344
00:19:57,823 --> 00:20:00,283
excited about doing
on a fucking Monday?
345
00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:01,368
Nope.
346
00:20:01,451 --> 00:20:02,452
Hell nope.
347
00:20:03,578 --> 00:20:06,999
You ought to be relaxing
after an exhausting weekend of
348
00:20:07,082 --> 00:20:09,877
prostate stimulation
and blow-up fuck dolls.
349
00:20:11,879 --> 00:20:13,296
But instead,
350
00:20:14,255 --> 00:20:19,386
thanks to this missed
opportunity for cradle death,
351
00:20:20,554 --> 00:20:22,347
you're here with me.
352
00:20:23,682 --> 00:20:25,809
And all these
other shit-birds.
353
00:20:29,312 --> 00:20:32,315
And all this shit.
354
00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:34,484
Man, why she ain't in SHU?
355
00:20:34,735 --> 00:20:36,820
Janae got sent to
SHU just for talking.
356
00:20:36,904 --> 00:20:38,279
Quiet, or you'll go with her.
357
00:20:38,655 --> 00:20:41,533
It weren't my fault. I was just
doing as the Spirit commanded.
358
00:20:41,616 --> 00:20:43,118
Fuck are you, Joan of Arc?
359
00:20:44,203 --> 00:20:46,872
No. I'm from Waynesboro.
My name is Tiffany...
360
00:20:46,955 --> 00:20:48,665
She knows what
your fucking name is!
361
00:20:49,917 --> 00:20:51,459
And you guys can kill each
other on your own time.
362
00:20:51,585 --> 00:20:55,005
Hey, Bennett, grab some retards
and go start the demo.
363
00:20:55,672 --> 00:20:56,924
Excuse me.
364
00:20:57,049 --> 00:20:58,258
Yes?
365
00:20:59,009 --> 00:21:00,343
Could we get some masks?
366
00:21:01,595 --> 00:21:04,765
For the mold.
And the rat shit dust.
367
00:21:13,232 --> 00:21:14,441
Bennett, go see if you can find
368
00:21:14,566 --> 00:21:16,235
some dust masks
in the tool shed.
369
00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:17,694
Okay.
370
00:21:17,778 --> 00:21:21,573
Rest of you, go outside. Start
bringing in those sheets of drywall.
371
00:21:21,656 --> 00:21:23,617
Wait a minute!
What?
372
00:21:24,118 --> 00:21:27,328
I don't want "it" here.
373
00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:28,956
Oh, please!
374
00:21:30,249 --> 00:21:31,917
That's why this
whole thing happened.
375
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,502
God's angry that there's an
abomination in the church,
376
00:21:34,628 --> 00:21:35,868
and if we don't
get rid of "it,"
377
00:21:35,963 --> 00:21:37,131
it's just gonna
keep on happening.
378
00:21:37,256 --> 00:21:38,465
All right, you listen to me.
379
00:21:38,966 --> 00:21:41,969
You are not
an agent of God, okay?
380
00:21:42,803 --> 00:21:46,807
God can do so much better than you.
You must know that, right?
381
00:21:46,932 --> 00:21:47,891
Know what?
382
00:21:47,975 --> 00:21:51,103
Jesus Christ, how the fuck
did you survive infancy?
383
00:21:51,186 --> 00:21:52,479
My auntie helped my momma...
384
00:21:52,604 --> 00:21:53,814
That's a rhetorical question!
385
00:21:53,939 --> 00:21:57,151
Do you not understand what a
fucking rhetorical question is?
386
00:21:58,693 --> 00:22:00,654
Sophia just cares
about the church.
387
00:22:00,779 --> 00:22:02,781
And she just wants to help.
Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm!
388
00:22:02,864 --> 00:22:05,242
Help clean up the mess you made.
Mmm-hmm!
389
00:22:05,325 --> 00:22:06,451
You see,
there, Pennsyltucky?
390
00:22:06,534 --> 00:22:08,120
That's just what I've been
saying the whole time.
391
00:22:08,203 --> 00:22:09,955
You're an idiot.
392
00:22:11,999 --> 00:22:14,709
I want to fuck
Jesus in his hand-hole.
393
00:22:14,835 --> 00:22:15,919
Mmm.
394
00:22:18,297 --> 00:22:21,091
All right.
Let's get to work.
395
00:23:04,301 --> 00:23:08,138
Hey. I thought that
we might get masks, too?
396
00:23:09,639 --> 00:23:11,390
There's not enough.
397
00:23:13,185 --> 00:23:14,853
That's what you get
for acting uppity.
398
00:23:14,936 --> 00:23:17,356
Okay, so about the chicken...
399
00:23:17,981 --> 00:23:20,234
What about it? It's like Red's
version of the white whale.
400
00:23:20,359 --> 00:23:22,401
No, no, no, I saw it.
I really did.
401
00:23:22,527 --> 00:23:25,239
All right. It's just you
and the crackheads then.
402
00:23:25,322 --> 00:23:27,699
But at least you're getting
in good with Captain Ahab.
403
00:23:27,782 --> 00:23:29,784
Better her ship than the ocean.
404
00:23:30,911 --> 00:23:34,122
So I take it you're not gonna
come look for it after work?
405
00:23:34,248 --> 00:23:35,582
What, the chicken?
406
00:23:35,665 --> 00:23:39,460
We're gonna search the yard.
Morello invited me.
407
00:23:41,380 --> 00:23:44,174
Morello and I are sort of
taking a break.
408
00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:46,425
I'm sorry to hear that.
What happened?
409
00:23:46,509 --> 00:23:51,223
Yeah, she still thinks her relationship
with her fiance isn't doomed.
410
00:23:51,723 --> 00:23:53,641
But she'll be back.
411
00:23:54,142 --> 00:23:55,685
Nothing lasts.
412
00:24:01,733 --> 00:24:02,734
Twenty.
413
00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:06,644
You got that?
What's the score?
414
00:24:06,696 --> 00:24:07,739
Oh.
415
00:24:07,989 --> 00:24:09,199
Hold up, let me add it up.
416
00:24:09,324 --> 00:24:11,076
What's going on over there?
417
00:24:14,121 --> 00:24:15,289
Come on, chicken!
418
00:24:15,372 --> 00:24:17,832
Red's looking for
the chicken again.
419
00:24:17,958 --> 00:24:19,458
That bitch is crazy.
420
00:24:19,584 --> 00:24:21,460
Who gives a shit
about a chicken?
421
00:24:21,544 --> 00:24:23,745
Maybe it's not the chicken but
what's within the chicken.
422
00:24:24,505 --> 00:24:25,840
You trying to sound deep?
423
00:24:26,258 --> 00:24:30,178
Nah. My boy, Potato Chip, told
me that when he was down,
424
00:24:30,304 --> 00:24:34,391
they used to bring in dope by
putting that shit inside birds.
425
00:24:35,016 --> 00:24:36,559
Chickens?
Nah.
426
00:24:36,643 --> 00:24:38,145
I think it was like
a pigeon or something.
427
00:24:38,270 --> 00:24:39,520
Did they stick it up the butt?
428
00:24:39,646 --> 00:24:43,566
Nah. They put it in a little
baggie, stuff it down the throat.
429
00:24:44,025 --> 00:24:45,735
But maybe they put
it in the butt, too.
430
00:24:47,570 --> 00:24:50,657
There's no chicken.
That's a fairy tale.
431
00:24:54,744 --> 00:24:57,372
My boy said that shit's
worth, like, $1,000, yo.
432
00:24:57,831 --> 00:25:01,001
And that's just from
what they put inside a pigeon.
433
00:25:01,626 --> 00:25:04,087
A chicken's got
a much bigger butt.
434
00:25:07,548 --> 00:25:09,009
Are you kidding me?
435
00:25:11,845 --> 00:25:14,889
You have to be fucking kidding me.
You too?
436
00:25:15,015 --> 00:25:17,767
I'm not stupid. I'm just
going to watch the stupid.
437
00:25:20,354 --> 00:25:22,897
Yo, Spanish mamis
got something going on.
438
00:25:24,565 --> 00:25:25,733
Ain't you going, too?
439
00:25:25,859 --> 00:25:27,027
No.
440
00:25:27,444 --> 00:25:31,198
No, you'd rather sit
and scribble love notes.
441
00:25:31,906 --> 00:25:33,950
Don't play dumb,
I know what you're doing.
442
00:25:34,034 --> 00:25:36,411
I seen you leave a kite
and I know who for.
443
00:25:36,535 --> 00:25:37,578
You followed me?
444
00:25:37,704 --> 00:25:40,623
I'm telling you, you're wasting
your time with that one.
445
00:25:40,707 --> 00:25:44,211
Not that you're not pretty.
I don't mean it like that.
446
00:25:44,294 --> 00:25:48,673
It's just, you gonna fuck
a guard, fuck a fat one.
447
00:25:48,756 --> 00:25:50,133
That way they're
more appreciative.
448
00:25:50,217 --> 00:25:52,760
Let you sneak in cigarettes.
Maybe bring you McDonald's.
449
00:25:52,927 --> 00:25:54,087
Is that how you really think?
450
00:25:54,179 --> 00:25:55,659
That's how you need
to start thinking.
451
00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:57,057
I'm trying to look out for you.
452
00:25:57,307 --> 00:25:58,975
I don't fuck dudes
for Big Macs.
453
00:25:59,726 --> 00:26:01,311
But you fuck 'em.
Yeah.
454
00:26:01,395 --> 00:26:03,938
So what do you fuck 'em for?
Love?
455
00:26:20,747 --> 00:26:23,417
Daya? Daya!
456
00:26:24,834 --> 00:26:28,380
Hi, baby!
Hello, my little angel.
457
00:26:29,130 --> 00:26:30,798
How you doing?
458
00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:34,052
Where's your
brother and sisters?
459
00:26:34,761 --> 00:26:37,556
I don't know. I'm hungry.
460
00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:39,224
There's food in the kitchen.
Why didn't you...
461
00:26:44,229 --> 00:26:45,897
Go ahead. I'll go.
462
00:26:48,942 --> 00:26:52,946
And Paco's like, "He's not
an eggplant, he's retarded!"
463
00:27:00,454 --> 00:27:01,455
What do you want?
464
00:27:01,580 --> 00:27:03,123
What are you doing in here?
Get out.
465
00:27:03,206 --> 00:27:05,666
Eva's hungry. I need to
make her something to eat.
466
00:27:05,792 --> 00:27:06,952
So make her something.
467
00:27:09,379 --> 00:27:12,090
But, hey, you better make me
something, too, if you're in here.
468
00:27:12,173 --> 00:27:14,008
You can't eat that.
It's shaped like animals.
469
00:27:14,134 --> 00:27:16,511
So, I don't give a fuck.
It tastes the same.
470
00:27:16,635 --> 00:27:18,263
But it's made for kids.
471
00:27:18,346 --> 00:27:19,889
I'm just trying to
look out for you,
472
00:27:20,014 --> 00:27:21,600
so people don't
think you're a faggot.
473
00:27:22,934 --> 00:27:26,563
You wanna wear Superman undies
and eat kids' food, be my guest.
474
00:27:26,645 --> 00:27:28,440
Maybe I should get
you a propeller beanie
475
00:27:28,523 --> 00:27:30,275
and you can hang
out on the corner.
476
00:27:37,324 --> 00:27:39,658
Go out and buy some real food.
477
00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:43,455
Keep the change.
478
00:27:45,081 --> 00:27:46,082
Buy a smile?
479
00:27:49,294 --> 00:27:51,838
Cesar, how much longer
we have to do this here?
480
00:27:51,963 --> 00:27:53,381
Not long.
481
00:27:53,507 --> 00:27:56,134
Pepe may have found a new spot.
482
00:27:56,217 --> 00:27:59,513
What's the matter?
You don't like me anymore?
483
00:28:09,147 --> 00:28:12,567
All right,
extend that rear leg.
484
00:28:13,067 --> 00:28:16,613
Challenge yourselves,
but don't forget to breathe.
485
00:28:16,779 --> 00:28:18,114
What do I do with my arms?
486
00:28:18,198 --> 00:28:19,533
Extend the arms.
487
00:28:20,783 --> 00:28:22,701
Soft eyes, Morello.
488
00:28:26,789 --> 00:28:29,209
Excuse me. What's happening?
489
00:28:29,334 --> 00:28:31,044
We got AA.
490
00:28:31,127 --> 00:28:34,381
No, not right now you don't. We're doing yoga.
This is our time.
491
00:28:34,464 --> 00:28:37,509
Well, they sent us here
'cause the chapel's wrecked.
492
00:28:37,592 --> 00:28:41,471
Now, don't worry. You just keep
on doing what you're doing.
493
00:28:41,555 --> 00:28:45,350
Yeah, let's see one of these
downward facing doggie styles.
494
00:28:46,142 --> 00:28:48,978
Soft eyes, Morello.
Soft eyes.
495
00:28:49,062 --> 00:28:52,023
This is unacceptable.
Norma, take over for me.
496
00:28:52,106 --> 00:28:53,858
I'm getting Caputo.
497
00:29:03,493 --> 00:29:04,911
I'm sorry, am I disturbing you?
498
00:29:09,416 --> 00:29:12,669
Oh, man, I did it.
I fucked up your Zen.
499
00:29:12,752 --> 00:29:16,089
No. Wouldn't wanna accidentally
kick you in the face.
500
00:29:19,342 --> 00:29:21,010
"So we do not lose heart.
501
00:29:21,094 --> 00:29:23,763
"Though our outer
self is wasting away,
502
00:29:23,888 --> 00:29:26,558
"our inner self is
being renewed day by day."
503
00:29:27,100 --> 00:29:29,686
What's that?
Corinthians 4:16.
504
00:29:30,437 --> 00:29:32,855
Just something I say to myself
when I think my ass looks fat.
505
00:29:32,980 --> 00:29:34,941
So you do understand what
I've been going through.
506
00:29:35,066 --> 00:29:37,485
I know, changes in
the body can be painful.
507
00:29:37,611 --> 00:29:39,987
But remember,
your body is just the ship.
508
00:29:40,238 --> 00:29:42,031
Your soul is the passenger.
509
00:29:42,115 --> 00:29:43,157
Oh.
510
00:29:43,283 --> 00:29:44,951
There's another passage here.
511
00:29:45,076 --> 00:29:46,620
So you been through menopause?
512
00:29:46,745 --> 00:29:48,288
Oh, yes, dear.
513
00:29:48,788 --> 00:29:51,916
Did you just pray that
you'd get through it?
514
00:29:51,999 --> 00:29:53,042
More or less.
515
00:29:54,043 --> 00:29:56,963
What's the "more" part?
And the "less"?
516
00:29:57,046 --> 00:29:58,757
I also exercised regularly.
517
00:29:58,923 --> 00:30:01,968
See, it's especially
hard for me because
518
00:30:02,051 --> 00:30:05,054
it's taken me so long
to get to this point.
519
00:30:05,138 --> 00:30:09,350
And I'm just not ready
to give it up, you know?
520
00:30:09,476 --> 00:30:11,227
Yes, you said.
521
00:30:11,311 --> 00:30:12,646
And I sacrificed so much.
522
00:30:12,771 --> 00:30:13,813
Right.
523
00:30:13,980 --> 00:30:18,276
And I feel like finally,
finally, I'm the woman
524
00:30:19,319 --> 00:30:22,405
that God intended
me to be, you know?
525
00:30:22,781 --> 00:30:24,741
That's wonderful.
Yeah.
526
00:30:25,325 --> 00:30:26,867
You're not getting my hormones.
527
00:30:27,952 --> 00:30:30,913
Now, shall we
return to Scripture?
528
00:30:32,624 --> 00:30:35,376
You knew? This whole time?
529
00:30:35,710 --> 00:30:36,990
I figured it out
when you thought
530
00:30:37,003 --> 00:30:39,255
"Stations of the Cross"
meant Christian radio.
531
00:30:39,922 --> 00:30:41,341
So you've been playing with me?
532
00:30:41,466 --> 00:30:45,011
You may be unhappy, but it has
nothing to do with your body.
533
00:30:45,136 --> 00:30:48,264
If you were truly a woman, you'd
never be happy with that anyway.
534
00:30:48,348 --> 00:30:49,516
You have guilt.
535
00:30:51,559 --> 00:30:53,186
About what?
536
00:30:53,353 --> 00:30:55,855
About leaving your wife to
take care of Michael alone.
537
00:30:56,981 --> 00:30:58,358
About Michael being...
538
00:30:58,483 --> 00:31:00,026
Don't you talk
to me about that!
539
00:31:00,109 --> 00:31:01,629
You don't get to
talk to me about that.
540
00:31:01,695 --> 00:31:03,822
Sophia!
Leave me alone!
541
00:31:03,904 --> 00:31:06,324
Attention all
personnel, be advised, count.
542
00:31:06,533 --> 00:31:08,368
So there I am, topless,
543
00:31:08,451 --> 00:31:10,953
sitting on this bulldozer,
like, in a construction site.
544
00:31:11,037 --> 00:31:13,914
So I'm sitting there,
barbecue sauce on my titties,
545
00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:16,710
and I'm like,
"What the fuck? Again?"
546
00:31:18,378 --> 00:31:19,838
And then I look down
547
00:31:23,049 --> 00:31:28,137
and I see there's this dude
down on the ground
548
00:31:28,221 --> 00:31:29,930
with his head by,
like, the tire.
549
00:31:30,849 --> 00:31:32,183
And then I look close
550
00:31:32,266 --> 00:31:34,310
and I recognize it's the
bum from the night before
551
00:31:34,394 --> 00:31:37,063
that was hollerin' at me
outside of Pizzeria Uno.
552
00:31:37,188 --> 00:31:41,192
And when I look closer, I see
the dude is wearing my shirt
553
00:31:41,275 --> 00:31:44,404
and he's got barbecue sauce
all over his face and he's...
554
00:31:46,573 --> 00:31:47,657
He's dead.
555
00:31:49,576 --> 00:31:53,371
And that's when I knew it was
time to make a change. Thank you.
556
00:31:55,081 --> 00:31:58,835
Almost the exact same thing happened
to me, but it was tuna salad.
557
00:31:58,959 --> 00:32:01,588
All right.
We will now,
558
00:32:01,671 --> 00:32:04,257
once again,
go into a forward bend,
559
00:32:04,758 --> 00:32:08,511
and when you're ready,
relax back into Shavasana.
560
00:32:08,887 --> 00:32:11,431
Anyone else feel
like sharing today?
561
00:32:12,891 --> 00:32:13,892
Anybody?
562
00:32:13,974 --> 00:32:14,975
I'll share.
563
00:32:23,943 --> 00:32:26,279
I don't have a great
rock-bottom story
564
00:32:26,362 --> 00:32:29,783
because my rock bottom
is happening right now.
565
00:32:30,450 --> 00:32:35,455
Not that you're not all great, but I
guess I just thought I'd never be here.
566
00:32:36,289 --> 00:32:41,127
You know, I thought I was
someone who was in control.
567
00:32:41,669 --> 00:32:43,713
And I was in control,
for a while.
568
00:32:44,589 --> 00:32:46,674
When I only dealt heroin.
569
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:49,969
Not even dealt.
I mean, I was an importer.
570
00:32:53,306 --> 00:32:58,018
But, yeah, I was going through
a break-up, and it was around.
571
00:32:59,562 --> 00:33:02,106
Actually, I think it's more accurate
to say that I was abandoned.
572
00:33:03,149 --> 00:33:07,612
But, anyway, I started using.
573
00:33:07,695 --> 00:33:09,322
Are you finished?
574
00:33:10,072 --> 00:33:12,283
Yes, thank you.
That was wonderful.
575
00:33:12,366 --> 00:33:15,328
Heroin was the best
girlfriend that I ever had.
576
00:33:15,411 --> 00:33:18,456
You know, she always
made me feel better,
577
00:33:19,833 --> 00:33:22,042
and she was always available.
578
00:33:24,337 --> 00:33:26,417
But even the best girls
will fuck you over, you know?
579
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:29,717
Yeah, you would fucking
know, wouldn't you?
580
00:33:35,515 --> 00:33:38,559
Damn, I thought yoga
was supposed to relax you.
581
00:33:38,685 --> 00:33:41,562
You want to know
if she fingered her?
582
00:33:42,062 --> 00:33:43,439
I think that's
been established.
583
00:33:43,564 --> 00:33:45,859
Please, Dad. No jokes.
I can't take it right now.
584
00:33:45,942 --> 00:33:47,151
Howard, leave him alone.
585
00:33:47,234 --> 00:33:48,361
You leave me alone.
586
00:33:48,486 --> 00:33:50,112
Larry, have you
weatherized yet?
587
00:33:50,196 --> 00:33:52,615
I know it looks tacky,
but if you put up the plastic,
588
00:33:52,699 --> 00:33:54,179
you'll save a lot
of money on heating.
589
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:56,035
Those windows are very old.
590
00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:58,037
I'm going to, Mom.
591
00:33:58,621 --> 00:34:00,581
And I'm sorry I'm
late with the rent.
592
00:34:00,707 --> 00:34:03,042
It's all right. As long as you
take care of us when we're dying.
593
00:34:03,125 --> 00:34:05,461
Though you might want to think
about getting a job at some point.
594
00:34:05,545 --> 00:34:09,048
He has a job. He's a writer.
All it takes is one article.
595
00:34:09,131 --> 00:34:10,884
For what?
To get paid 50 bucks?
596
00:34:10,967 --> 00:34:14,178
To lead to bigger things. You have
any projects you're working on?
597
00:34:14,303 --> 00:34:16,931
Yes, Mom, thank you.
As a matter of fact, I do.
598
00:34:17,056 --> 00:34:18,307
I'm working on
an article right now.
599
00:34:18,391 --> 00:34:19,642
What's it about?
600
00:34:19,726 --> 00:34:23,021
It's a trend piece, about
something called edging.
601
00:34:28,902 --> 00:34:33,406
It's when you have sex or
masturbate without coming.
602
00:34:34,407 --> 00:34:37,035
Without coming?
That sounds unhealthy.
603
00:34:37,117 --> 00:34:39,495
A man needs to come.
Larry, tell me you're coming.
604
00:34:39,579 --> 00:34:40,621
I shouldn't have said anything.
605
00:34:40,747 --> 00:34:44,250
Howard, tell Larry he needs to come.
You could get blocked up!
606
00:34:44,375 --> 00:34:45,459
I'll tell him.
607
00:34:45,585 --> 00:34:46,627
Listen to your father.
608
00:34:46,753 --> 00:34:49,255
You two want some soup?
The girl made soup.
609
00:34:49,380 --> 00:34:51,173
Soup would be nice.
I'm fine. Thank you.
610
00:34:51,257 --> 00:34:53,259
I'll get for both of you.
611
00:34:57,055 --> 00:35:00,725
Dad, please. I know you don't like
Piper, but I'm asking you to help me.
612
00:35:00,808 --> 00:35:01,935
Who said I don't like her?
613
00:35:02,018 --> 00:35:03,394
I like her. She's the nicest
felon you've ever dated.
614
00:35:03,477 --> 00:35:04,687
Stop.
615
00:35:05,271 --> 00:35:07,774
I just think she's a bit wispy.
616
00:35:07,899 --> 00:35:09,609
I thought you'd end up with
someone more substantial.
617
00:35:09,734 --> 00:35:12,570
Are you talking about her moral
character or the size of her breasts?
618
00:35:12,653 --> 00:35:14,113
Please. I'm an ass man.
619
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:15,615
He's an ass man.
620
00:35:17,199 --> 00:35:18,952
You asked about her girlfriend?
621
00:35:19,077 --> 00:35:20,327
Ex-girlfriend.
622
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:23,414
I have looked over
the indictment.
623
00:35:24,123 --> 00:35:25,124
And?
624
00:35:25,291 --> 00:35:30,630
It states that, unequivocally,
Alex Vause gave her name.
625
00:35:33,758 --> 00:35:35,134
Good. Thank you.
626
00:35:35,426 --> 00:35:36,970
Good? How is that good?
627
00:35:37,261 --> 00:35:40,056
It's good that
Piper'll know for sure.
628
00:35:40,389 --> 00:35:43,768
And she'll hate her more,
so she'll stay away from her.
629
00:35:44,644 --> 00:35:46,646
Listen, Larry, don't tell her.
Why?
630
00:35:47,855 --> 00:35:49,065
Prison is a fishbowl, son.
631
00:35:49,148 --> 00:35:51,025
The last thing she needs
is an enemy to obsess over,
632
00:35:51,150 --> 00:35:52,693
do something
stupid out of anger.
633
00:35:52,819 --> 00:35:55,488
She should serve her time
and leave without any trouble.
634
00:35:56,322 --> 00:35:57,698
I'm not gonna lie
to my fiancee.
635
00:35:57,824 --> 00:35:58,825
Why not?
636
00:35:58,950 --> 00:36:01,077
Because our relationship
doesn't work that way.
637
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:04,998
Oh, yes, yes. It's based
on trust and honesty.
638
00:36:05,081 --> 00:36:06,666
Even though she
neglected to tell you
639
00:36:06,791 --> 00:36:08,751
that she's in there
with this Alex until now?
640
00:36:08,835 --> 00:36:11,587
Okay, first of all,
it's only been three weeks,
641
00:36:11,671 --> 00:36:15,382
and she didn't want to tell me because
she didn't want me to get upset.
642
00:36:15,508 --> 00:36:17,010
So, why should you upset her?
643
00:36:19,720 --> 00:36:20,972
No.
644
00:36:21,764 --> 00:36:23,933
No. I'm not gonna
lie to protect her
645
00:36:24,017 --> 00:36:26,185
like she's some
helpless thing, okay?
646
00:36:27,061 --> 00:36:29,522
Honesty is the best policy.
I really believe that.
647
00:36:31,065 --> 00:36:33,734
Larry, remember
all those special
648
00:36:33,860 --> 00:36:36,487
achievement ribbons
you earned as a child?
649
00:36:37,530 --> 00:36:38,698
Yeah.
650
00:36:38,781 --> 00:36:41,200
You notice how there was
never a public ceremony?
651
00:36:41,325 --> 00:36:44,537
You did win that one for
tidiest cubby in preschool.
652
00:36:44,662 --> 00:36:46,706
But the truth is...
653
00:36:49,625 --> 00:36:50,751
...overrated.
654
00:36:51,669 --> 00:36:57,550
My advice, keep her focused on her life
outside, her business, her friends.
655
00:36:58,217 --> 00:36:59,886
The wedding.
656
00:37:00,011 --> 00:37:01,888
Whether or not you actually
go through with it.
657
00:37:03,931 --> 00:37:08,102
Here, Larry. Eat your soup. You're
the best soup eater in America.
658
00:37:10,604 --> 00:37:12,606
He's got it!
659
00:37:14,608 --> 00:37:16,110
Find that chicken,
babe, you got it?
660
00:37:17,070 --> 00:37:18,071
Chicken!
661
00:37:20,781 --> 00:37:22,408
Here, chicky, chicky, chicky.
662
00:37:24,535 --> 00:37:26,245
What's going on?
663
00:37:26,579 --> 00:37:30,249
There's $1,000 inside a chicken somewhere.
Everyone's looking for it.
664
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,002
- What?
- You.
665
00:37:34,253 --> 00:37:35,963
This is your fault.
Huh?
666
00:37:36,089 --> 00:37:38,758
You've been blabbing all over
about the chicken, haven't you?
667
00:37:38,925 --> 00:37:40,259
Not really.
668
00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:43,137
But even if I had, you never
told me it was a secret.
669
00:37:43,262 --> 00:37:45,389
Because I thought
you had common sense.
670
00:37:45,472 --> 00:37:48,267
Black girls hear about a chicken,
of course this will happen.
671
00:37:48,475 --> 00:37:50,310
Why, because all
black people love chicken?
672
00:37:50,436 --> 00:37:51,687
Don't be racist.
673
00:37:51,771 --> 00:37:53,064
Because they're all on heroin,
674
00:37:53,147 --> 00:37:56,192
and somebody's been telling them
there's heroin in the chicken.
675
00:37:56,275 --> 00:37:57,443
I heard it's a gun.
676
00:37:57,526 --> 00:37:59,445
Okay, I had nothing
to do with this.
677
00:37:59,528 --> 00:38:02,240
You cannot blame this on me.
I just told you what I saw.
678
00:38:02,322 --> 00:38:04,117
Right, what you "saw."
679
00:38:04,242 --> 00:38:06,827
Why are you using air quotes?
Are you saying that I'm lying?
680
00:38:06,953 --> 00:38:08,537
Maybe you wanted
to impress people.
681
00:38:08,621 --> 00:38:10,957
I did not even know this was
a thing that was impressive.
682
00:38:11,082 --> 00:38:14,543
If she hasn't been scared off, the
Spanish or the blacks have her.
683
00:38:14,668 --> 00:38:17,213
Those Spanish probably
won't even eat her,
684
00:38:17,296 --> 00:38:19,381
just cut her throat
and drink her blood,
685
00:38:19,465 --> 00:38:21,550
or something
else superstitious.
686
00:38:22,009 --> 00:38:23,719
All I wanted was
to eat the chicken
687
00:38:23,803 --> 00:38:25,471
that is smarter
than other chickens
688
00:38:25,596 --> 00:38:27,347
and to absorb its power.
689
00:38:27,848 --> 00:38:30,810
And make a nice Kiev.
But, oh, well.
690
00:38:34,563 --> 00:38:37,483
So, what?
You're just gonna give up?
691
00:38:39,652 --> 00:38:40,694
Huh?
692
00:38:41,862 --> 00:38:43,656
Just because of
a little competition?
693
00:38:45,158 --> 00:38:46,617
That chicken is out there, Red,
694
00:38:46,700 --> 00:38:49,369
and it's waiting for you.
To eat it.
695
00:38:50,329 --> 00:38:53,833
And you have been waiting for
a very long time to eat it.
696
00:38:54,458 --> 00:38:56,836
What do those other girls
have that you don't have?
697
00:38:56,919 --> 00:38:58,004
They have dogs.
698
00:38:58,129 --> 00:39:01,299
Dogs does not a chicken catch.
699
00:39:02,633 --> 00:39:04,260
Determination, Red.
700
00:39:05,094 --> 00:39:06,887
That's what catches chickens.
701
00:39:07,847 --> 00:39:09,307
Who wants that
chicken the most?
702
00:39:09,849 --> 00:39:12,977
Who will prepare
that chicken most expertly?
703
00:39:14,020 --> 00:39:16,522
The woman who dreams about it.
704
00:39:17,190 --> 00:39:20,526
The woman who was born
to eat that chicken.
705
00:39:23,362 --> 00:39:24,363
You.
706
00:39:29,243 --> 00:39:33,122
That's mine!
That's my chicken!
707
00:39:37,751 --> 00:39:40,546
What the hell is
the matter with you?
708
00:39:40,629 --> 00:39:42,715
You tryin' out for
the retard Olympics?
709
00:39:43,423 --> 00:39:46,219
Somebody shove some
dynamite up your ass?
710
00:39:48,387 --> 00:39:50,264
Do you want to get shot?
711
00:39:51,182 --> 00:39:55,394
Trust me. We got a lot of
bullets up in that guard tower.
712
00:39:56,562 --> 00:39:59,773
So if that's what you want,
just try that shit again.
713
00:40:03,069 --> 00:40:05,821
You are not supposed to run.
714
00:40:06,239 --> 00:40:08,866
Remind me never
to listen to you.
715
00:40:10,117 --> 00:40:12,786
So, why are you running? Huh?
716
00:40:16,082 --> 00:40:18,500
For a fucking chicken?
717
00:40:18,667 --> 00:40:21,837
Who the fuck told you there
was a chicken in my yard?
718
00:40:54,870 --> 00:40:56,122
But that's not fair!
719
00:40:56,205 --> 00:40:58,082
It's more than fair.
720
00:40:58,165 --> 00:41:01,460
You know the rules about running.
Who's next?
721
00:41:01,543 --> 00:41:02,628
Chapman.
722
00:41:05,714 --> 00:41:08,259
You're gonna have a swell
time down the hill, blondie.
723
00:41:08,926 --> 00:41:10,970
Trust me, he's gonna break you.
724
00:41:11,053 --> 00:41:13,306
Yes, thank you.
725
00:41:13,431 --> 00:41:15,975
And that was not necessary.
726
00:41:16,058 --> 00:41:18,185
Please close the door
on your way out.
727
00:41:18,978 --> 00:41:20,218
Attention, inmates.
728
00:41:20,313 --> 00:41:23,649
Multiple code violations will
result in loss of privileges.
729
00:41:23,774 --> 00:41:26,485
So, I'm not sure if I
have the rumor straight.
730
00:41:26,652 --> 00:41:31,740
Is the chicken filled with money,
or heroin, or guns, or candy?
731
00:41:31,824 --> 00:41:33,784
No, no. Mr. Healy, this is...
732
00:41:33,867 --> 00:41:36,078
I'm not sending
you down the hill.
733
00:41:36,162 --> 00:41:38,331
You made a mistake.
You're new.
734
00:41:39,290 --> 00:41:40,499
Thank you.
735
00:41:40,582 --> 00:41:44,086
Probably just wanted to impress
people, be a big shot.
736
00:41:45,587 --> 00:41:48,674
So you started making up stories.
No!
737
00:41:48,757 --> 00:41:52,303
It's all right.
I understand.
738
00:41:52,386 --> 00:41:53,720
You think this
is the first time
739
00:41:53,846 --> 00:41:56,223
that I've heard
about the "chicken"?
740
00:41:56,765 --> 00:42:02,188
It's popular fiction. It's like
global warming or female ejaculation.
741
00:42:02,271 --> 00:42:05,191
No! No. No, it's not.
This is real.
742
00:42:05,858 --> 00:42:07,443
How is it real?
743
00:42:08,527 --> 00:42:09,778
Wait, which?
744
00:42:09,862 --> 00:42:12,031
The chicken. And the...
745
00:42:14,700 --> 00:42:16,118
The chicken.
746
00:42:17,203 --> 00:42:20,580
There's a triple razor wire
fence around this camp.
747
00:42:20,706 --> 00:42:22,333
It's impossible.
748
00:42:22,416 --> 00:42:24,918
And if you think that
chickens can fly, well,
749
00:42:25,044 --> 00:42:27,505
we better go to
Wikipedia right away.
750
00:42:27,963 --> 00:42:30,216
Oh, my God,
you have the Internet.
751
00:42:30,341 --> 00:42:34,761
Look, I don't care if you've
seen this thing or not.
752
00:42:35,137 --> 00:42:39,225
But I don't want you exciting the
other inmates with this kind of talk.
753
00:42:39,392 --> 00:42:41,519
They're not like you and me.
754
00:42:42,228 --> 00:42:46,065
They're less reasonable.
Less educated.
755
00:42:47,066 --> 00:42:50,444
And I don't want you
making up stories to Red.
756
00:42:50,569 --> 00:42:52,905
You know how
Russians love chicken.
757
00:42:54,031 --> 00:42:57,743
Moving forward, I want you
to keep your head down.
758
00:42:58,744 --> 00:43:01,080
Don't make any more
boastful claims.
759
00:43:01,830 --> 00:43:03,290
Don't...
See a chicken.
760
00:43:03,416 --> 00:43:04,750
Exactly.
761
00:43:04,875 --> 00:43:06,335
Now, repeat after me.
762
00:43:06,419 --> 00:43:09,505
There is no chicken.
There never was any chicken.
763
00:43:09,588 --> 00:43:12,841
The chicken is an urban myth.
A grand illusion.
764
00:43:12,925 --> 00:43:15,094
Something to give
your life meaning,
765
00:43:15,177 --> 00:43:17,263
but which is in fact not there.
766
00:43:18,013 --> 00:43:20,057
We will make a poster.
767
00:43:21,016 --> 00:43:22,851
Yo, chicken lady.
768
00:43:23,561 --> 00:43:26,230
I got my visitation
revoked 'cause of you.
769
00:43:30,650 --> 00:43:32,278
What'd you get?
770
00:43:35,614 --> 00:43:36,990
I should've fuckin' known.
771
00:43:38,867 --> 00:43:42,121
I don't mess with no heroin,
but I love me some candy.
772
00:43:42,580 --> 00:43:44,790
You better watch it with the stories.
I didn't...
773
00:43:53,173 --> 00:43:56,051
Bravo dorms,
assemble for visitation hall.
774
00:43:56,843 --> 00:43:58,178
Still open?
775
00:44:03,642 --> 00:44:05,311
In some tribal cultures,
776
00:44:05,394 --> 00:44:08,897
the transgender person
is regarded as a shaman.
777
00:44:09,773 --> 00:44:11,817
Trying to convert
me to paganism now?
778
00:44:11,900 --> 00:44:13,444
Whatever works.
779
00:44:13,527 --> 00:44:15,154
It's not a very
Catholic thing to say.
780
00:44:15,279 --> 00:44:18,491
I'm not here as a Catholic,
I'm here as a friend.
781
00:44:19,866 --> 00:44:22,578
I'll cut your hair. But I ain't
giving you no confession.
782
00:44:23,203 --> 00:44:27,207
I already know how I feel.
I let 'em down.
783
00:44:29,293 --> 00:44:31,086
You're still here.
784
00:44:31,629 --> 00:44:34,214
And the best thing you can
do for them is be strong.
785
00:44:34,340 --> 00:44:37,259
Inside. You already
have the Playboy body.
786
00:44:37,343 --> 00:44:38,969
What are you
doing reading Playboy?
787
00:44:39,303 --> 00:44:41,054
Oh, I read everything.
788
00:44:43,223 --> 00:44:45,351
Why did God have to give me
that stupid penis?
789
00:44:45,434 --> 00:44:46,519
I don't know.
790
00:44:46,602 --> 00:44:49,021
Any more than I know
why he gave men nipples.
791
00:44:49,687 --> 00:44:51,440
There are mysteries.
792
00:44:51,524 --> 00:44:53,567
And as a Catholic,
I enjoy them.
793
00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:56,362
The mysteries, that is.
794
00:44:56,945 --> 00:44:58,989
Well, I enjoy the nipples.
795
00:44:59,823 --> 00:45:02,075
So now they think that I'm a liar.
That I made it up.
796
00:45:02,201 --> 00:45:06,372
I don't understand. Why would I
make something like that up?
797
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:08,248
I don't know.
798
00:45:08,374 --> 00:45:10,459
Hey, you have that call
with Weiner later, right?
799
00:45:10,543 --> 00:45:11,669
Yes.
800
00:45:11,751 --> 00:45:13,462
You ready?
I'm ready.
801
00:45:13,546 --> 00:45:18,509
That's good. Because I can't ask my
parents for any more money, okay?
802
00:45:18,592 --> 00:45:22,054
No. Yes. And I can't
ask mine either.
803
00:45:22,179 --> 00:45:25,849
Okay, we can't ask anyone's
parents for any more money.
804
00:45:25,932 --> 00:45:28,477
So make it a slam dunk, all right?
Yes.
805
00:45:28,561 --> 00:45:30,062
By the time you
get out of prison,
806
00:45:30,145 --> 00:45:31,605
you'll be
a big-time soap baron,
807
00:45:31,813 --> 00:45:35,568
I'll be a famous journalist,
and we'll start our life.
808
00:45:35,651 --> 00:45:38,904
Life already has started.
I'm in here.
809
00:45:38,987 --> 00:45:40,406
And I'm here with you.
810
00:45:40,531 --> 00:45:42,740
But let's just be honest with
each other, okay, Pipes?
811
00:45:42,824 --> 00:45:44,784
I wanna know what's going on.
812
00:45:44,910 --> 00:45:47,329
Yes. I'm sorry that I
didn't tell you about Alex.
813
00:45:48,288 --> 00:45:49,289
It's okay.
814
00:45:49,415 --> 00:45:51,749
It has nothing to do with
me being attracted to her.
815
00:45:51,833 --> 00:45:54,253
Really. I just...
816
00:45:54,336 --> 00:45:55,795
I didn't want you to
know that I was in here
817
00:45:55,921 --> 00:45:59,132
with somebody
that I hate so much.
818
00:45:59,258 --> 00:46:02,135
Oh, my God, I swear,
sometimes when I'm around her,
819
00:46:02,261 --> 00:46:04,012
I feel like I'm going crazy.
820
00:46:04,096 --> 00:46:07,349
Well, as long as
you keep your figure.
821
00:46:07,891 --> 00:46:10,269
Hey, did I tell you what
happened in yoga? No.
822
00:46:10,352 --> 00:46:13,188
She was just there.
Trying to antagonize me.
823
00:46:13,980 --> 00:46:18,360
I swear, Larry, I could
smash her in the face.
824
00:46:19,111 --> 00:46:22,114
Okay, well, don't... Don't
do anything like that. Okay?
825
00:46:23,115 --> 00:46:24,950
Anyhow, about Alex...
826
00:46:25,117 --> 00:46:26,993
Oh, my God.
I bet it was her.
827
00:46:28,078 --> 00:46:30,372
I bet she's the one who's been
spreading rumors about me.
828
00:46:30,456 --> 00:46:33,667
I bet she told everybody
that I lied about the chicken!
829
00:46:33,791 --> 00:46:37,296
Okay, Piper, let's drop the chicken for now.
It's not important.
830
00:46:37,379 --> 00:46:38,338
It's my rep!
831
00:46:38,464 --> 00:46:41,300
Piper, it's not important.
This is real life.
832
00:46:41,425 --> 00:46:45,345
Please don't get dragged
into the prison drama.
833
00:46:45,471 --> 00:46:49,266
Look, I know it's like a fishbowl
in there, but try. Focus.
834
00:46:49,349 --> 00:46:50,589
Larry, I know
that you're right,
835
00:46:50,643 --> 00:46:51,727
but I have to
live in this fishbowl
836
00:46:51,809 --> 00:46:53,479
and it's just...
837
00:46:54,062 --> 00:46:56,440
Just let him do his
krumping and have a good time.
838
00:46:56,523 --> 00:46:57,775
...hard.
839
00:46:59,735 --> 00:47:00,778
I know.
840
00:47:02,780 --> 00:47:04,740
So, what were you saying?
841
00:47:04,822 --> 00:47:06,992
Oh. About Alex.
842
00:47:07,117 --> 00:47:08,868
I talked to my dad
about the indictment.
843
00:47:10,537 --> 00:47:11,622
And?
844
00:47:16,543 --> 00:47:20,464
She didn't name you. I guess it
was someone else from the ring.
845
00:47:25,010 --> 00:47:26,844
Piper, are you there?
Yeah, I'm here.
846
00:47:27,429 --> 00:47:29,723
Did you hear me?
Yes, I heard you.
847
00:47:29,847 --> 00:47:32,017
I know it's surprising,
but this is...
848
00:47:32,100 --> 00:47:33,519
Pipes, this is good, really,
849
00:47:33,602 --> 00:47:37,815
because now you don't have
to feel crazy, or angry.
850
00:47:37,897 --> 00:47:43,737
You can just do your time and
stay away from that asshole.
851
00:47:44,946 --> 00:47:47,407
It's just that,
Larry, now this...
852
00:47:49,951 --> 00:47:52,162
This means that
I'm the asshole.
853
00:47:52,621 --> 00:47:54,122
Swing shift guard detail.
854
00:47:54,206 --> 00:47:57,501
P.m. cell check to
commence at 2130 hours.
855
00:48:40,126 --> 00:48:42,212
What are you talking about,
Cesar can't make it?
856
00:48:42,295 --> 00:48:43,616
I don't know.
That's what he said.
857
00:48:43,672 --> 00:48:45,072
I take a fall for
that motherfucker,
858
00:48:45,090 --> 00:48:46,425
the least he could do is visit.
859
00:48:48,134 --> 00:48:50,928
Is he paying rent?
Is he buying groceries?
860
00:48:51,012 --> 00:48:52,347
Yeah, but I don't want
him in the apartment.
861
00:48:52,431 --> 00:48:54,932
Why? Is he
bringing girls home?
862
00:48:55,058 --> 00:48:56,268
No. Because he...
863
00:48:56,351 --> 00:48:58,687
Hey, I have an idea, you
want to ask how we're doing?
864
00:48:58,771 --> 00:49:00,814
Mommy.
Answer the question.
865
00:49:00,938 --> 00:49:02,274
Is he fucking around?
866
00:49:02,733 --> 00:49:04,818
I did answer the question.
867
00:49:04,942 --> 00:49:07,320
You know we took a bus
three hours to get here?
868
00:49:07,446 --> 00:49:10,115
Mommy, I made a paper airplane.
869
00:49:11,074 --> 00:49:12,242
Are you fucking him?
870
00:49:12,367 --> 00:49:14,160
Please. You have
got to be kidding me.
871
00:49:15,662 --> 00:49:17,122
Mommy!
What?
872
00:49:17,205 --> 00:49:18,624
I made a paper airplane.
873
00:49:18,749 --> 00:49:20,793
Where's your
stupid paper airplane?
874
00:49:20,918 --> 00:49:22,001
At home.
875
00:49:22,127 --> 00:49:23,336
Well, then why do I care?
876
00:49:23,462 --> 00:49:26,223
You want to show me something? You
can't show me something I can't see!
877
00:49:27,132 --> 00:49:28,216
What are you, stupid?
878
00:49:31,386 --> 00:49:34,598
You tell that motherfucker
he better visit. He owes me.
879
00:49:34,681 --> 00:49:37,476
When in the visitation
room, you're allowed two hugs.
880
00:49:38,017 --> 00:49:40,479
One on arrival,
and one on departure.
881
00:49:46,485 --> 00:49:47,778
Good, you're home.
882
00:49:49,404 --> 00:49:52,073
Won't you make us
something to eat?
883
00:50:00,123 --> 00:50:01,750
Take off. Be out.
884
00:50:05,420 --> 00:50:07,798
How your tits be so big,
your mom's so small, huh?
885
00:50:07,881 --> 00:50:09,090
Well, I guess I
get 'em from my dad.
886
00:50:09,174 --> 00:50:10,383
Yeah?
887
00:50:24,982 --> 00:50:26,358
You said five minutes.
888
00:50:26,441 --> 00:50:28,610
Please. I just need
five more minutes.
889
00:50:28,735 --> 00:50:32,280
That's all. This is a very
important phone call.
890
00:50:32,364 --> 00:50:35,408
I'm on hold.
It's about my company.
891
00:50:35,534 --> 00:50:38,035
Man, I doubt you even got a company.
You all talk.
892
00:50:38,370 --> 00:50:39,705
See, there you go.
893
00:50:39,830 --> 00:50:41,247
Piper?
Are you still there?
894
00:50:41,373 --> 00:50:42,708
Yes, I'm right here.
What's going on?
895
00:50:42,791 --> 00:50:43,991
I'm in a conference with Weiner
896
00:50:44,041 --> 00:50:45,642
on the other line.
How do I punch you in?
897
00:50:46,378 --> 00:50:47,754
I don't know, it's your phone.
898
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:50,131
Ugh. All right, hold on. I have to ask Pete.
I'll be right back.
899
00:50:50,215 --> 00:50:51,424
No, no, no! Polly, wait, I don't...
Pete!
900
00:50:51,550 --> 00:50:53,635
Polly, Polly, Polly...
901
00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:55,387
Please revise count.
902
00:50:55,512 --> 00:50:57,973
It is not clear.
Please conduct a recount.
903
00:51:05,981 --> 00:51:07,024
Oh.
904
00:51:09,943 --> 00:51:11,904
Hey. Hey!
905
00:51:11,987 --> 00:51:13,780
Hey! Hey! Hey!
906
00:51:13,906 --> 00:51:15,106
Hey! Get off, man!
There it is!
907
00:51:15,156 --> 00:51:17,074
Look!
There it is! There's the...
908
00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:19,912
Hey! Hey! Are you
using the phone?
909
00:51:20,037 --> 00:51:21,038
Yes! I'm on hold.
910
00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:24,374
Hey! Hey! Make your call
or free up the phone now.
911
00:51:29,671 --> 00:51:31,256
Okay, Piper?
I figured it out.
912
00:51:31,339 --> 00:51:33,540
Everyone's on the other line.
I'm punching you in, okay?
913
00:51:34,259 --> 00:51:37,512
Piper? Piper, are you there?
914
00:51:37,679 --> 00:51:39,848
Dandelion ain't here right now.
915
00:51:39,932 --> 00:51:41,474
She gone to chase the chicken.
916
00:51:49,190 --> 00:51:50,442
Chapman!
917
00:51:52,151 --> 00:51:53,952
What did I tell you
about running in the yard?
918
00:51:53,987 --> 00:51:55,280
I'm sorry, sir.
It's just that...
919
00:51:55,405 --> 00:51:56,907
Both feet on the ground
at all times. What?
920
00:51:56,990 --> 00:52:00,077
Nothing. Just trying to get
some fitness, that's all.
921
00:52:00,159 --> 00:52:02,829
Two speeds in my yard.
Walk and shuffle.
922
00:53:04,850 --> 00:53:15,279
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