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MAN: (ON RADIO)
The President doesn't care
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about the Hispanic plight.
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He doesn't care
about poor Mexicans...
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Well, you didn't miss much, if
it makes you feel any better.
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Except movie night.
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We got Joe Versus the Volcano.
That was pretty good.
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And we got meatloaf twice.
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Personally,
I think it should be baked,
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and here they steam it
so it gets all pasty.
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Do not tell Red I said that.
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I mean, she knows, but she got
feelings just like everybody else.
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You know those good mashed
potatoes that Red makes,
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from the real
potatoes and not the box?
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Yeah.
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Maybe you could ask about getting
some of that served up tonight.
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You her girl.
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Well, she works up the menus
a week in advance, so...
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Think about what
I've been through.
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Can't promise anything.
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Twenty-six, 27, 28, 29, 30! Ha-ha!
Who's the big talker now?
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(MUFFLED) You were
counting too fast!
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Bullshit, Vause.
I told you, it can't be done.
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Six saltines in 30 seconds?
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(SPITS)
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(LAUGHING)
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You are a disgusting animal.
Okay? What the fuck?
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I mean, which is a quality
I greatly admire in a person.
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You're in touch
with your primal self.
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Yeah, well, my primal self cannot
resist a dare, apparently.
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Which is also how I ended up
with three broken toes
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and, briefly, chlamydia.
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And in prison.
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Well, that wasn't so much
a dare, as it was a deal.
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MAN ON PA: Officer Webster,
pick up extension 414.
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Hey, get over here.
You're missing a moment.
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MAN ON PA: Visitation will be
ending in five minutes.
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God, SHU must really suck ass.
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Man, she was in
there for two weeks.
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I've taken shits
longer than that.
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(CHUCKLING)
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Hey, Kate Winslet.
See any icebergs?
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(SCOFFS)
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GIRL:
They're back again, Janae.
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Cut that out!
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Boys chase girls!
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Whatcha gonna do
if you catch us?
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Only one way to find out.
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(SCOFFS)
Go back to your mama.
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GIRLS: Ooh...
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Janae! Quit showing off!
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Good morning. Welcome.
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Hey!
HEALY: Ladies of the WAC.
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Are you taking us
to prom or something?
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Just close the door, please.
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Thank you.
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All right.
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Now, a small token
of my esteem.
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Dang, Healy.
That's proper!
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(HEALY CHUCKLING)
Oh!
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Now you talk
about this outside,
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you never see bear claws again.
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Silencio, Mr. Healy. We're
gonna be like Red's lady.
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What's her name?
The one that don't talk?
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Norma.
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We gonna be like four Normas.
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HEALY: All right, now,
business,
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i.e. if you will, the concerns
of your fellow inmates.
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Mr. Healy, the pillow that we get
for sleeping is thin like paper.
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Sometimes, yo necessito two pillows.
For ergonomics.
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A second pillow?
Write it down.
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Okay, first of all, the hot sauce
in the commissary is bullshit.
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We want that Thailand sauce, the
one with the rooster on it.
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Rooster sauce.
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And second of all,
ain't no reason we can't
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get Fifty Shades of
Grey in the library!
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We talked about this,
Jefferson.
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Fed's not gonna
subsidize erotica.
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I've got a copy.
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I've got one, too.
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Fifty Shade.
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I withdraw my request. But Maria's
straight up about the pillows.
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Pillows again. Chapman.
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You're done?
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Far as I know.
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Okay.
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The thing is, I think
that a few basic changes
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could drastically
improve the quality of life.
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Like clinic hours every week
for preventative health care.
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And re-opening the track.
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And maybe legal counseling.
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And the GED program.
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Now, I understand that there's a
mold situation in the classroom,
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but this needs to be addressed.
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The inmates down the hill,
they get classes,
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and they are not
getting out any time soon.
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We are here for shorter stays.
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We should be learning
to improve ourselves,
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as students
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or even teachers.
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Something's telling me
she has a teacher in mind.
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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Chang, you're up.
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Okay, Mr. Healy. Okay.
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Lay it on me, Chang.
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Okay.
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Good.
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We got a good list going here,
some good ideas.
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Now, the problem as I see it...
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No, sir, I really think that...
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...is that we have
a budget situation.
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Now, I can do my best,
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but it's gonna be hard for me
to do all these things
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and still be able to bring donuts
to our meetings every month.
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And coffee.
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Well, we tried.
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(CHUCKLING)
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What just happened?
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You were there.
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We finally get an opportunity
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to make some improvements
around here and...
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Don't be gettin' all Amistad
on me, Chapman.
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Healy look like he
gunning for change?
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Okay, but what about your
campaign promises?
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Everyone say
shit to get elected.
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You ain't actually gotta do it.
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That's politics.
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I got a disciplinary
board hearing this week,
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which, if they don't take away
my good time, I go home.
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Healy said he would write
a letter vouching for me.
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I ain't looking to make waves.
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Glassy water. Smooth sailin'
right on out of here.
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So this whole WAC
thing is basically bullshit.
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Just take the donuts, girl.
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PENNSATUCKY:
Can you believe her?
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That college bitch thinks
she can come up in here
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and take charge of
shit with her nice teeth
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and her pinky
stuck up in the air.
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She's got a surprise coming.
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Is it a pony?
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Just shut your trap, Lurch.
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Nobody cares what's comin'
outta them slit lickin' lips.
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Did you vote for her?
No.
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Did you vote for her?
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Who voted for that bitch,
raise your hand! Raise it.
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That's what I thought.
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Some Garden-of-Gethsemane
shit up in here, y'all.
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Chapman is a Judas Iscariot, cozied
on up to the High Priest Healy.
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And he throws out my vote.
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My votes that
were bestowed upon me
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from my Lord,
and gives her all the silver?
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So in this analogy,
you're Jesus Christ?
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I've been betrayed.
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Oh, gosh! Oh, no, no.
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(BANGING ON DOOR)
Uh...
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Gonna be a while. I'm a little
backed up in here. Sorry.
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(BANG ON DOOR)
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We were starting to
think you deserted us.
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I tried making that coconut cake myself.
Nicky called it "coco-not."
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(CHUCKLES)
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What pain did you bring down
on her for that?
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She was right.
Your cake is inimitable.
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Norma got me an improve-your-vocabulary
book out of the library.
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You got to keep the brain
cells working, or they die.
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To be honest, there's a few things
I wouldn't mind forgetting.
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Norma saw you in the library,
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bent over a law book like a
boy hiding a titty magazine.
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I got interests
beyond coconut cake.
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So does every idiot in here.
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Where's my Mexican vanilla?
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Oh.
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Everything off the books
lives like Anne Frank now.
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Seems like a lot of trouble.
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You get too comfortable,
people take advantage.
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You got it under control?
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Don't go looking for miracles,
Claudette.
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You and me, we figured out
how to do time.
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(GRUNTING)
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Well, at least it's
better than SHU, right?
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I mean, the isolation
must just be terrible.
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Or not.
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I've never been to SHU.
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I've read that it can be
very loud down there,
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with people yelling
at each other all the time?
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When I said that
I'd never been to SHU,
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did that make me
sound like an asshole?
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Because obviously I didn't...
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Fuck, Chapman.
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Ah!
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Here's why
the floodlights went out.
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It looks like
a rat got to this.
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Ew! I fucking hate rats.
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My brother had one
while we were growing up.
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It was kind of cute, actually.
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He named it Antonio.
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I saw one chewed
up a baby's face.
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I named it "fuckin'
face-chewing rat."
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You gonna fix the wire or what?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Ah! Shit!
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Did you turn off the switch?
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I thought that you
turned off the switch.
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Oh, man!
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It's okay. It's my fault.
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So you're back
in the rooms, huh?
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I hope they didn't
stick you with De Marco.
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I mean, she's super
nice and everything,
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but, man, that breathing machine
can just drive you bonkers.
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You know, if you want,
I can make you some ear plugs.
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I take a little bit of
stuffing out of a pillow,
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and I just smush it
up in some Vaseline,
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and then I wrap it up in some
plastic wrap from the sack lunches.
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The rooms is full, all right?
I'm in the ghetto tonight.
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But you could still
use them in there.
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I'll make you some, okay?
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Jesus fucking shit.
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Sorry?
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What?
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It was you.
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What?
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The screwdriver what.
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Acting all sweet
like a piece of candy.
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Nobody's sweet in
here except for a reason.
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I don't know what
you're talking about.
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Do not fucking
lie to me, bitch.
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Do not fucking insult me
after what you done already.
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In my defense,
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I would just like
to point out that technically,
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you did not go down
because of the screwdriver.
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Technically,
you went down to SHU
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because you got all
up in Caputo's face.
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Lady, we in a tight-ass space
and I bench 140.
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You sure "technically" is how
you wanna handle this shit?
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Are you gonna say anything?
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I ain't a snitch.
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Damn!
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See? This one got
the same number on both ends.
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The first time you play that,
it's called a spinner.
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You have to play the ends
and the sides, both.
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Like a no-class girl
lets you use any hole.
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(CHUCKLING)
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Yeah.
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These are all the places I'm
gonna travel when I get out.
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Starting with Anguilla.
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I read that Orlando Bloom
honeymooned there.
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And Courteney Cox
and David Arquette,
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even though that
didn't work out.
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I love the beach,
but I burn like a lobster,
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so I'm gonna get
a good swim shirt
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00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:10,836
and, bonus, it's gonna hide
the gallbladder scar.
252
00:16:19,970 --> 00:16:21,431
Oh, yeah. Sure.
253
00:16:21,556 --> 00:16:24,434
Come on. Okay, bitches,
254
00:16:24,559 --> 00:16:27,353
who's first in line
for some puppy lovin'?
255
00:16:27,770 --> 00:16:29,272
Puppy lovin'!
256
00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:33,692
He's so cute.
257
00:16:33,776 --> 00:16:35,903
He looks just like my dog
from when I was a kid.
258
00:16:35,986 --> 00:16:37,447
Except mine was
more of a Dachshund,
259
00:16:37,613 --> 00:16:39,115
but the nostril
part is the same.
260
00:16:39,365 --> 00:16:40,908
You look just like Chummy.
261
00:16:41,284 --> 00:16:42,952
Make him do a trick.
262
00:16:43,077 --> 00:16:44,870
She doesn't know any yet.
263
00:16:44,995 --> 00:16:46,581
Well, maybe you can
take some time off
264
00:16:46,705 --> 00:16:48,249
from sitting
around eating all day,
265
00:16:48,332 --> 00:16:50,209
and teach him something.
266
00:16:50,334 --> 00:16:52,295
(LAUGHING SARCASTICALLY)
267
00:16:52,378 --> 00:16:53,879
(MOUTHING) Fucking asshole.
268
00:16:53,963 --> 00:16:56,799
Chapman wrote me three letters
for my case and it did fuck-all.
269
00:16:56,924 --> 00:16:59,135
They ain't lettin' people out who
hasn't done their whole time.
270
00:16:59,302 --> 00:17:02,472
Well, I ain't people.
I'm training for this, bitch.
271
00:17:02,638 --> 00:17:06,016
And I ain't never comin' back,
neither, not like the rest of y'all.
272
00:17:06,434 --> 00:17:09,812
Like Oprah say,
"the road less traveled."
273
00:17:09,937 --> 00:17:11,814
You know, that doesn't mean
what everybody thinks it means.
274
00:17:12,064 --> 00:17:14,650
Aw, shit, we about to
get educated and shit.
275
00:17:14,775 --> 00:17:17,320
No, no, no. I'm just saying that
everyone thinks the poem means
276
00:17:17,403 --> 00:17:19,322
to break away from the crowd
and, like, do your own thing.
277
00:17:19,447 --> 00:17:21,324
But if you read it,
Frost is very clear
278
00:17:21,491 --> 00:17:23,367
that the two roads
are exactly the same.
279
00:17:23,493 --> 00:17:25,119
He just chooses one at random.
280
00:17:25,202 --> 00:17:27,704
And then it's only later at a dinner
party, when he's talking about it
281
00:17:27,830 --> 00:17:28,956
that he tells
everybody he chose
282
00:17:29,039 --> 00:17:30,679
the road less
traveled by, but he's lying.
283
00:17:35,087 --> 00:17:36,797
So the point of the poem is,
284
00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:38,174
that everyone
wants to look back
285
00:17:38,299 --> 00:17:39,509
and think that
their choices mattered,
286
00:17:39,634 --> 00:17:43,262
but in reality, shit just happens
the way that it happens,
287
00:17:43,346 --> 00:17:45,598
and it does not mean anything.
288
00:17:47,099 --> 00:17:49,852
I will probably kill
her in her sleep tonight.
289
00:17:49,977 --> 00:17:51,854
Wake me up so I can watch.
290
00:17:53,189 --> 00:17:54,565
I'm gonna...
291
00:17:56,192 --> 00:17:57,693
Laundry.
292
00:17:57,776 --> 00:18:00,446
You ever notice how some dog
breeds, they sound kind of dirty?
293
00:18:00,946 --> 00:18:05,493
Like, shih tzu,
cocker, Jack-something.
294
00:18:06,869 --> 00:18:07,911
Poodle.
295
00:18:08,204 --> 00:18:11,332
(LAUGHING) That is good.
296
00:18:12,208 --> 00:18:15,211
I didn't think of that one.
That is very clever.
297
00:18:15,961 --> 00:18:18,548
BIG BOO: Hey, you know what, guys?
Look at that face.
298
00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:20,508
I'm gonna call her Little Boo.
Aw!
299
00:18:20,591 --> 00:18:23,760
Little Boo.
Who's a little boo? Yes!
300
00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:25,804
Hello?
301
00:18:25,929 --> 00:18:27,056
ALEX: It's closed.
302
00:18:29,350 --> 00:18:30,393
Alex?
303
00:18:33,979 --> 00:18:36,232
I was just gonna
drop this off, but...
304
00:18:37,567 --> 00:18:38,775
Tomorrow.
305
00:18:38,901 --> 00:18:39,902
Just give it.
306
00:18:42,405 --> 00:18:43,406
Give it to me.
307
00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:47,410
MAN ON PA:
Attention all personnel,
308
00:18:47,493 --> 00:18:50,246
be advised count is off. Can
we please conduct a recount?
309
00:18:58,421 --> 00:19:01,006
Do you remember the Four
Seasons in the Seychelles?
310
00:19:06,262 --> 00:19:08,556
Gosh, we just threw
our laundry into the hallway,
311
00:19:08,639 --> 00:19:10,516
it was like 40 bucks
for a pair of pants.
312
00:19:21,193 --> 00:19:22,236
(SIGHING) Hey.
313
00:19:25,364 --> 00:19:27,366
I've been thinking about it...
314
00:19:29,034 --> 00:19:30,035
...a lot.
315
00:19:32,871 --> 00:19:34,998
And I just
wanted to let you know
316
00:19:35,124 --> 00:19:37,293
that there are
no hard feelings.
317
00:19:37,501 --> 00:19:42,131
I was pretty angry,
but, I'm over it.
318
00:19:44,258 --> 00:19:46,135
So, um...
319
00:19:48,137 --> 00:19:49,430
Friend?
320
00:19:51,474 --> 00:19:52,475
Wow.
321
00:19:54,644 --> 00:19:56,312
That's really
big of you, Pipes.
322
00:20:02,818 --> 00:20:03,819
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
323
00:20:03,902 --> 00:20:04,903
It's not a club.
324
00:20:04,987 --> 00:20:06,113
It's a class.
325
00:20:06,238 --> 00:20:08,198
They teach you to
dance on a pole.
326
00:20:08,991 --> 00:20:13,996
If you want to be a stripper,
you can wait until I die.
327
00:20:14,204 --> 00:20:19,585
It's not stripping. It's for nice
ladies, housewives. For exercise.
328
00:20:20,002 --> 00:20:23,714
That's what they tell you!
329
00:20:24,173 --> 00:20:26,717
Then one day you
wake up in Atlantic City...
330
00:20:27,176 --> 00:20:29,011
where girls are trash...
331
00:20:29,094 --> 00:20:31,806
and I'm lighting candles
under your picture.
332
00:20:32,556 --> 00:20:37,186
Can we please speak
English at the table?
333
00:20:40,606 --> 00:20:42,274
Just at the table?
334
00:20:48,447 --> 00:20:49,490
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
335
00:20:49,573 --> 00:20:52,034
Two more years
for a green card.
336
00:20:53,202 --> 00:20:54,453
Be nice.
337
00:20:54,745 --> 00:20:56,664
You don't have to fuck him.
338
00:20:56,872 --> 00:20:57,832
(LAUGHING)
339
00:20:57,914 --> 00:21:01,418
I should be lucky, a decent
man wants to fuck me.
340
00:21:03,838 --> 00:21:04,839
Oy.
341
00:21:05,047 --> 00:21:06,048
English.
342
00:21:10,386 --> 00:21:11,554
He's not eating.
343
00:21:13,013 --> 00:21:14,264
English.
344
00:21:18,227 --> 00:21:20,855
You look very
pretty in that dress.
345
00:21:21,564 --> 00:21:24,941
Thank you, Sam. It is very...
346
00:21:26,902 --> 00:21:27,903
...blue.
347
00:21:34,910 --> 00:21:36,751
You guys ever notice how,
once you're a couple,
348
00:21:36,787 --> 00:21:38,707
you pretty much only hang out
with other couples?
349
00:21:39,582 --> 00:21:43,836
A guy, a girl and another guy?
It just looks weird.
350
00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:45,838
People probably just assume
you're divorced.
351
00:21:46,589 --> 00:21:49,425
Oh. Great, so,
I look divorced,
352
00:21:49,550 --> 00:21:53,970
which conveys sadness and
ex-wife shit and lawyers' fees,
353
00:21:54,096 --> 00:21:56,223
or I look single,
34 and single,
354
00:21:56,348 --> 00:21:58,475
which must mean there's
something wrong with me.
355
00:21:58,601 --> 00:22:01,478
Like, you keep
large reptiles in tanks.
356
00:22:01,604 --> 00:22:03,689
Or I have a very special
relationship with my mother.
357
00:22:04,774 --> 00:22:06,901
I just look like a loser.
358
00:22:07,109 --> 00:22:08,549
Why don't you
switch seats with Pete?
359
00:22:08,652 --> 00:22:10,172
You're okay being a loser,
right, babe?
360
00:22:10,487 --> 00:22:11,822
I don't wanna
look like a loser.
361
00:22:11,947 --> 00:22:15,743
Okay, now look, what am I
complaining about, right?
362
00:22:15,826 --> 00:22:17,119
I mean, seriously, you know?
363
00:22:17,244 --> 00:22:20,205
We're sitting here, we're gonna
enjoy some small plates,
364
00:22:20,289 --> 00:22:21,998
while Piper sits in prison.
365
00:22:22,124 --> 00:22:24,042
You know what? Fuck Piper.
366
00:22:25,294 --> 00:22:27,003
She's in prison and it sucks.
367
00:22:27,129 --> 00:22:28,756
Let's also
stipulate there are children
368
00:22:28,881 --> 00:22:30,507
are dying of
diarrhea in Malawi.
369
00:22:30,633 --> 00:22:32,914
That doesn't mean we don't get
to complain about our lives.
370
00:22:32,927 --> 00:22:36,012
I am pregnant and the heat in our
apartment is always too high
371
00:22:36,138 --> 00:22:38,557
and it gives me nosebleeds,
and that is happening.
372
00:22:38,641 --> 00:22:41,811
Pete isn't getting laid and
he's grown that horrible beard.
373
00:22:41,936 --> 00:22:43,145
You look like a loser.
374
00:22:43,896 --> 00:22:45,606
We're all
allowed to feel shitty
375
00:22:45,731 --> 00:22:47,441
about things in our
lives that are shitty.
376
00:22:47,566 --> 00:22:50,360
And happy about
things that are awesome.
377
00:22:50,486 --> 00:22:52,154
Like this awesome beard!
Ugh.
378
00:22:52,237 --> 00:22:53,363
And your column.
379
00:22:53,489 --> 00:22:54,949
What? That's happening?
380
00:22:55,115 --> 00:22:58,201
Who can resist a "Felonious
Fiancee" story, right?
381
00:22:58,410 --> 00:22:59,411
(CHUCKLES)
382
00:22:59,495 --> 00:23:01,664
Yeah,
it's, it's totally happening.
383
00:23:01,789 --> 00:23:03,958
New York Times, baby.
"Modern Love."
384
00:23:04,124 --> 00:23:06,000
That's huge!
Yeah.
385
00:23:06,168 --> 00:23:08,504
Does Piper know?
Is she cool about it?
386
00:23:09,003 --> 00:23:11,340
(STUTTERING)
I mean, sort of.
387
00:23:11,465 --> 00:23:15,928
Yeah, I mean, she's
sorting out her feelings,
388
00:23:16,136 --> 00:23:17,847
I guess, you know.
389
00:23:17,972 --> 00:23:22,309
I'm going to tell her tomorrow, you know.
Now that it's for sure.
390
00:23:24,687 --> 00:23:25,688
(RHYTHMIC THUMPING)
391
00:23:29,483 --> 00:23:30,484
INMATE 1: Oh, man!
392
00:23:31,276 --> 00:23:32,695
(HEAVY PANTING)
393
00:23:39,117 --> 00:23:41,035
INMATE 2:
What's up with that, girl?
394
00:23:47,125 --> 00:23:49,043
INMATE 3:
Would you shut the fuck up.
395
00:23:49,586 --> 00:23:52,006
I know you ain't fucking
with my beauty rest, yo.
396
00:23:52,130 --> 00:23:53,841
It's fucking Watson, man.
397
00:23:54,466 --> 00:23:57,093
They closed
the track on me, haters.
398
00:23:57,219 --> 00:23:59,555
I ain't gonna get soft
like the rest of y'all.
399
00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:00,960
Look, none of that's
gonna matter
400
00:24:01,055 --> 00:24:03,183
when they throw your
ass in SHU, part two.
401
00:24:03,266 --> 00:24:05,519
I got 10 minutes before
the CO come back around.
402
00:24:05,602 --> 00:24:07,980
Man, somebody get this bitch
a hamster wheel.
403
00:24:09,481 --> 00:24:11,358
What you gonna do
about it, Jemima?
404
00:24:11,942 --> 00:24:13,193
The hell you just call me?
405
00:24:13,276 --> 00:24:14,277
(LAUGHING)
406
00:24:14,444 --> 00:24:16,947
I said, what you gonna do?
407
00:24:17,071 --> 00:24:18,574
(WHOOPING)
408
00:24:18,699 --> 00:24:20,283
COACH: Lightning fast!
409
00:24:21,159 --> 00:24:22,639
Did you see
the Fillmore coach's face?
410
00:24:23,412 --> 00:24:26,498
He had no idea what happened to him.
You happened to him.
411
00:24:26,582 --> 00:24:27,958
I just ran, Coach.
412
00:24:28,124 --> 00:24:29,485
Well,
Watson, you just ran yourself
413
00:24:29,501 --> 00:24:30,781
into the high
school record book.
414
00:24:31,336 --> 00:24:32,713
That gonna help
with scholarships?
415
00:24:32,838 --> 00:24:34,439
Girl, colleges will
be fighting over you.
416
00:24:35,131 --> 00:24:36,132
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
417
00:24:36,258 --> 00:24:37,676
Now, you get dressed.
Okay.
418
00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:40,804
I'll introduce you around, all right?
They're all waiting.
419
00:25:01,742 --> 00:25:02,785
You ran good.
420
00:25:03,744 --> 00:25:04,745
I know it.
421
00:25:11,961 --> 00:25:17,091
The universe did you wrong. Then
they took away your track, I get it.
422
00:25:17,967 --> 00:25:19,885
What you talking 'bout,
you get it?
423
00:25:19,969 --> 00:25:22,554
Yo, go on back to the suburbs,
string cheese.
424
00:25:23,179 --> 00:25:26,182
I was like you once.
Pissed off,
425
00:25:27,309 --> 00:25:29,979
thought the world
owed me something.
426
00:25:30,104 --> 00:25:33,482
It took me a long time
to let go of that anger.
427
00:25:33,690 --> 00:25:37,151
Bitch, you lying to yourself with
this whole Namaste bullshit.
428
00:25:37,360 --> 00:25:39,113
You're a step ahead already,
429
00:25:39,195 --> 00:25:42,449
channeling your feelings
through physical activity,
430
00:25:42,532 --> 00:25:45,744
which means,
the mind and body connect.
431
00:25:46,620 --> 00:25:50,499
Who touched you, yo?
Was it your uncle?
432
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:54,336
Your daddy?
433
00:25:54,962 --> 00:25:59,341
Okay, you want to project your
issues onto me? That's cool.
434
00:26:01,343 --> 00:26:02,678
But I feel bad for you.
435
00:26:02,845 --> 00:26:03,846
(LAUGHS)
436
00:26:04,096 --> 00:26:08,684
That negative energy
is gonna eat you up inside.
437
00:26:08,767 --> 00:26:09,768
(SCOFFS)
438
00:26:09,852 --> 00:26:11,770
Man, you this deep in the shit,
439
00:26:11,895 --> 00:26:13,814
you must have done
something fucking evil.
440
00:26:14,648 --> 00:26:15,649
Huh?
441
00:26:17,567 --> 00:26:19,361
Why you in here, yo?
442
00:26:20,696 --> 00:26:22,156
Did you kill someone?
443
00:26:23,615 --> 00:26:25,701
You fucked a kid?
444
00:26:26,035 --> 00:26:27,036
Oh!
445
00:26:28,537 --> 00:26:29,997
You kill a kid?
446
00:26:32,290 --> 00:26:33,291
(GASPS)
447
00:26:39,381 --> 00:26:41,050
That's what I thought.
448
00:26:45,721 --> 00:26:46,722
Huh!
449
00:26:58,400 --> 00:26:59,902
(CHATTERING ON RADIO)
450
00:27:01,778 --> 00:27:02,779
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
451
00:27:04,073 --> 00:27:06,158
HEALY: Chapman, come in.
452
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:08,744
Or vojdite,
as they say in Kiev.
453
00:27:08,952 --> 00:27:09,953
Ahh!
454
00:27:10,412 --> 00:27:11,705
Are you planning a vacation?
455
00:27:11,872 --> 00:27:13,247
If I were,
it would be somewhere
456
00:27:13,373 --> 00:27:14,773
you drink rum out
of a mini volcano.
457
00:27:14,875 --> 00:27:15,876
(LAUGHS)
458
00:27:16,001 --> 00:27:17,502
What can I do for you?
459
00:27:18,294 --> 00:27:19,295
The track.
460
00:27:19,963 --> 00:27:21,923
You know, I once saw this
lecture on YouTube called
461
00:27:21,924 --> 00:27:23,800
"23 and 1/2 Hours."
462
00:27:23,926 --> 00:27:26,803
It's one of those things where
someone draws on a whiteboard?
463
00:27:26,929 --> 00:27:28,262
And it says...
464
00:27:28,805 --> 00:27:31,165
Well, if the Internet says it,
then we better listen up, eh?
465
00:27:31,183 --> 00:27:32,184
(SIGHS)
466
00:27:33,018 --> 00:27:34,019
Hmm.
467
00:27:35,771 --> 00:27:38,774
How much money does this institution
spend on healthcare per year?
468
00:27:38,899 --> 00:27:40,274
(CHUCKLES)
469
00:27:40,358 --> 00:27:44,696
Walking for a half an hour a day
reduces the risk of anxiety,
470
00:27:44,905 --> 00:27:48,784
arthritis, depression, things
like dementia and diabetes.
471
00:27:48,867 --> 00:27:49,910
It helps with everything.
472
00:27:49,993 --> 00:27:53,038
If you could save money
on medical expenses
473
00:27:53,122 --> 00:27:56,374
with something as simple as
walking, why wouldn't you?
474
00:27:57,126 --> 00:27:58,207
I mean, in the long term...
475
00:27:58,292 --> 00:28:02,089
No one here gives a crap
about the long term, Chapman.
476
00:28:02,965 --> 00:28:04,007
Yo, Preparation H.
477
00:28:05,550 --> 00:28:07,761
Oops. Sorry.
478
00:28:07,970 --> 00:28:11,098
I'll come back when you're
done taking orders.
479
00:28:12,099 --> 00:28:13,100
(DOOR CLOSES)
480
00:28:15,269 --> 00:28:16,812
Sitting around all day
is the worst possible thing
481
00:28:16,937 --> 00:28:18,480
that you can do for your body.
482
00:28:18,605 --> 00:28:19,765
We're already doing the time.
483
00:28:19,815 --> 00:28:21,233
I've got a deal
for you, Chapman.
484
00:28:23,193 --> 00:28:27,990
Caputo thinks a CO's been putting
inside photos on the Internet,
485
00:28:28,364 --> 00:28:31,701
but I think that kind of nonsense
is too stupid even for a CO.
486
00:28:32,077 --> 00:28:33,411
I don't know
what you're asking.
487
00:28:34,746 --> 00:28:38,917
Let's say an inmate is hiding a
camera or a cell phone or something.
488
00:28:40,085 --> 00:28:44,464
And you find it for me, I'll take
a look at opening that track.
489
00:28:47,509 --> 00:28:49,385
Prison's a big place,
Mr. Healy.
490
00:28:50,179 --> 00:28:52,181
I have confidence in you.
491
00:29:08,071 --> 00:29:11,283
MAN ON PA: Prisoner return to custody.
Prisoner return to custody.
492
00:29:11,741 --> 00:29:15,411
What's with the grin, Bennett? You
got some new silk panties on?
493
00:29:15,704 --> 00:29:17,331
(LAUGHING)
494
00:29:18,373 --> 00:29:22,044
Or what,
you get laid or something?
495
00:29:25,255 --> 00:29:26,882
Oh, shit!
496
00:29:26,965 --> 00:29:29,218
(LAUGHING)
Bennett got laid!
497
00:29:30,219 --> 00:29:33,555
Come on, man. Spill the beans,
you fucking pussy monster.
498
00:29:33,638 --> 00:29:34,848
Was she Asian?
499
00:29:34,973 --> 00:29:36,183
No.
500
00:29:36,975 --> 00:29:39,477
I hear their
shit goes sideways.
501
00:29:41,230 --> 00:29:43,065
Well? Go ahead.
502
00:29:45,692 --> 00:29:46,985
Okay, I got laid.
503
00:29:47,069 --> 00:29:51,573
Yes! I knew it! I knew it,
you dirty whore! Come on.
504
00:29:52,407 --> 00:29:54,784
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
I couldn't be prouder if I was your dad.
505
00:29:55,744 --> 00:29:59,248
Tell me, man.
What about her tits?
506
00:29:59,331 --> 00:30:03,001
Were they like big
floppy fucking milk jugs
507
00:30:03,085 --> 00:30:04,920
or a nice,
tight, little handful?
508
00:30:05,045 --> 00:30:06,213
What was it?
509
00:30:09,758 --> 00:30:10,759
They were fake.
510
00:30:10,926 --> 00:30:11,927
Oh!
511
00:30:12,552 --> 00:30:17,307
She's half-Asian,
half-Brazilian.
512
00:30:17,432 --> 00:30:18,433
(GROANS)
513
00:30:19,935 --> 00:30:21,103
She's got this sister.
514
00:30:21,228 --> 00:30:22,229
(GASPS)
515
00:30:22,979 --> 00:30:23,980
(EXHALES)
516
00:30:24,647 --> 00:30:26,275
Jesus fucking Christ.
517
00:30:29,194 --> 00:30:33,865
Miss Jefferson, why do you
deserve to be released?
518
00:30:33,949 --> 00:30:35,284
Thank you, sir.
519
00:30:35,367 --> 00:30:36,952
Let the record show
520
00:30:37,077 --> 00:30:39,955
I only had three infractions
for all my time here.
521
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:44,293
One was for smacking a bitch for not
respecting my ice machine choices,
522
00:30:44,418 --> 00:30:48,463
and, well, the second...
They was bullshit.
523
00:30:48,546 --> 00:30:52,008
Also, I ain't never missed a
day workin' in the library.
524
00:30:52,217 --> 00:30:56,179
Don't say, "workin'," say, "employed."
The shit sound more elegant.
525
00:30:56,471 --> 00:30:59,015
Also, maybe go easy
on the bitch-smacking?
526
00:30:59,141 --> 00:31:00,392
Like, don't bring that shit up.
527
00:31:01,310 --> 00:31:03,228
All right.
Miss Jefferson,
528
00:31:03,353 --> 00:31:05,314
what have you learned from
your time in prison?
529
00:31:05,439 --> 00:31:07,649
Learned?
I ain't learned nothing.
530
00:31:07,774 --> 00:31:11,069
I came in this motherfucker
innocent, I'm still innocent.
531
00:31:11,153 --> 00:31:12,154
You keep talkin'
about innocent,
532
00:31:12,321 --> 00:31:13,280
you gonna slide on back in here
533
00:31:13,363 --> 00:31:15,031
like you got
a magnet up your ass.
534
00:31:15,157 --> 00:31:16,199
I ain't do nothing.
535
00:31:16,325 --> 00:31:17,617
Look, me, neither, all right?
536
00:31:17,742 --> 00:31:20,383
We are all just in here 'cause we
took a wrong turn goin' to church.
537
00:31:21,163 --> 00:31:25,250
Listen, what you did or didn't do.
That shit is irrelevant now.
538
00:31:25,334 --> 00:31:26,668
You gotta show remorse, fool.
539
00:31:26,751 --> 00:31:29,671
Tell 'em you met Jesus, you go
and seen the error of your ways.
540
00:31:29,796 --> 00:31:31,840
Now you gonna help
the underprivileged youth
541
00:31:31,965 --> 00:31:33,967
learn to play chess or whatnot.
542
00:31:34,050 --> 00:31:36,251
You know, so they don't end up
like your sorry ass self.
543
00:31:36,303 --> 00:31:37,471
Man, I ain't sorry!
544
00:31:37,553 --> 00:31:38,972
Aye, look, look, look.
This bitch!
545
00:31:39,055 --> 00:31:40,182
Tell 'em, tell 'em
you goin' to college.
546
00:31:40,307 --> 00:31:41,557
Man, what if I did?
547
00:31:41,683 --> 00:31:42,976
(LAUGHING)
548
00:31:43,059 --> 00:31:45,187
What you gonna major in?
Ebonics?
549
00:31:45,395 --> 00:31:46,980
I could be a law secretary.
550
00:31:47,063 --> 00:31:50,150
The shit I learned in my job, I'm
like Rain Man with that shit.
551
00:31:50,233 --> 00:31:52,902
You know what, sit your ass down.
It's time to get serious.
552
00:31:54,529 --> 00:31:55,530
(SIGHS)
553
00:31:56,698 --> 00:31:58,074
What you gonna do about hair?
554
00:31:58,241 --> 00:31:59,242
Oh!
555
00:32:02,787 --> 00:32:04,164
(FLORES CHATTING IN SPANISH)
556
00:32:05,790 --> 00:32:07,876
But if you get
some puta pregnant...
557
00:32:07,959 --> 00:32:09,378
(CHATTING IN
SPANISH CONTINUES)
558
00:33:14,943 --> 00:33:17,612
Gonna go and
bounce on daddy's lap?
559
00:33:18,947 --> 00:33:19,948
What did I do now?
560
00:33:20,449 --> 00:33:22,075
Don't be all cute, college.
561
00:33:23,952 --> 00:33:26,538
Have you seen my teeth?
Like, really?
562
00:33:26,955 --> 00:33:28,123
Wow. They're...
563
00:33:28,873 --> 00:33:29,958
Pretty fucked up, huh?
564
00:33:30,125 --> 00:33:31,209
Yeah.
565
00:33:31,376 --> 00:33:32,710
Genetics mostly.
566
00:33:33,044 --> 00:33:34,045
Oh.
567
00:33:34,463 --> 00:33:37,090
But my cousin, she's doin'
15 over at Lexington,
568
00:33:37,173 --> 00:33:41,761
and she got a whole new set from
the United States of America,
569
00:33:41,844 --> 00:33:43,638
D-O-C.
570
00:33:44,514 --> 00:33:45,765
Congratulations.
571
00:33:46,391 --> 00:33:48,232
So it's fine that
you're teacher's pet and all,
572
00:33:48,268 --> 00:33:49,978
but let's,
like, see what you can do.
573
00:33:52,481 --> 00:33:53,523
You want new teeth?
574
00:33:56,318 --> 00:33:58,987
Oh! Because of WAC.
575
00:33:59,529 --> 00:34:02,324
The thing is, I don't think I can.
It's not even a real thing.
576
00:34:02,449 --> 00:34:04,700
You think you're some kind
of special, don't you?
577
00:34:04,867 --> 00:34:06,202
No, I'm serious. It's a scam.
578
00:34:06,328 --> 00:34:07,703
Which, when you think about it,
579
00:34:07,829 --> 00:34:09,705
we really all
should've seen coming.
580
00:34:09,831 --> 00:34:12,501
(SCOFFS) Let me
tell you something, college.
581
00:34:13,709 --> 00:34:16,671
They're gonna treat you nice
and they're gonna use you.
582
00:34:18,006 --> 00:34:20,425
Then when you're all used up,
583
00:34:20,634 --> 00:34:24,095
you ain't gonna be nothin'.
584
00:34:24,846 --> 00:34:26,264
Knock it off, Pennsatucky.
585
00:34:28,642 --> 00:34:31,853
You sellin' us out? For what?
586
00:34:44,907 --> 00:34:48,119
Now, if it was me, I think I'd leave
the grunt work to the grunts.
587
00:34:48,203 --> 00:34:49,204
Hmm.
588
00:34:49,704 --> 00:34:53,708
I let the girls do this, half the
potato comes off with the peel.
589
00:34:55,043 --> 00:34:59,714
Seems to me like you're just
aching to put that down for a few
590
00:35:00,590 --> 00:35:01,675
and make me a sandwich.
591
00:35:02,509 --> 00:35:03,759
Not particularly.
592
00:35:13,936 --> 00:35:14,979
What kind?
593
00:35:16,565 --> 00:35:17,982
Balogna and cheese.
594
00:35:20,860 --> 00:35:22,237
No mustard.
595
00:35:23,572 --> 00:35:24,947
Double the mayo.
596
00:35:25,865 --> 00:35:28,034
Oh... (CHUCKLES)
597
00:35:28,243 --> 00:35:29,642
This is great.
598
00:35:31,204 --> 00:35:36,876
This makes me very happy.
599
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:39,921
See?
600
00:35:41,631 --> 00:35:44,008
You didn't want to
do it at first, right?
601
00:35:44,092 --> 00:35:47,970
But, now, I'm happy,
and it's no big deal for you.
602
00:35:48,096 --> 00:35:49,389
What do you want?
603
00:35:49,514 --> 00:35:50,806
I wanna be friends.
604
00:35:53,351 --> 00:35:55,895
Friends who take
care of each other.
605
00:35:57,843 --> 00:36:00,887
You got boxes coming in
with a little something extra.
606
00:36:01,596 --> 00:36:03,181
Maybe your guy gets with my guy
607
00:36:03,306 --> 00:36:04,891
and brings in
something extra for me.
608
00:36:06,768 --> 00:36:08,478
No problem.
609
00:36:08,561 --> 00:36:12,524
Just tell me if you want
zit cream or pantyhose.
610
00:36:13,525 --> 00:36:17,904
What my guy sends, it's a little
more of a specialty item.
611
00:36:19,405 --> 00:36:21,574
Since when are
pills so special?
612
00:36:22,492 --> 00:36:23,535
Give you 5%.
613
00:36:25,244 --> 00:36:26,412
(CHUCKLES)
614
00:36:26,538 --> 00:36:29,916
What am I supposed to do with 5%?
Burn it for heat?
615
00:36:31,376 --> 00:36:34,046
My commissary maxes out at $300
616
00:36:34,212 --> 00:36:36,882
and I got all
the toothpaste I need.
617
00:36:37,423 --> 00:36:40,177
10%, final offer.
618
00:36:42,220 --> 00:36:43,262
I...
619
00:36:45,015 --> 00:36:49,728
...don't do that shit!
620
00:36:50,020 --> 00:36:55,441
This shit, that shit, blue shit, bat shit!
It doesn't matter what you do.
621
00:36:56,693 --> 00:36:58,945
It's the doing
that makes you dirty.
622
00:37:00,197 --> 00:37:02,407
Don't play games with me, Red.
623
00:37:03,491 --> 00:37:05,911
You got no more moves, Mendez.
624
00:37:07,746 --> 00:37:09,873
This is it, man.
625
00:37:11,666 --> 00:37:14,836
There is nothing here.
626
00:37:17,047 --> 00:37:20,258
You got nothing on me.
627
00:37:33,605 --> 00:37:35,815
Oh, man!
628
00:37:39,236 --> 00:37:42,114
Guess things just
got messy in here.
629
00:37:49,829 --> 00:37:52,249
Everything's been deleted off this
phone except for these photos.
630
00:37:52,331 --> 00:37:54,126
I know! People, right?
631
00:37:54,209 --> 00:37:56,002
Well, where was it?
In the trash can.
632
00:37:56,169 --> 00:37:57,170
Where?
633
00:37:58,004 --> 00:37:59,547
I don't know, I just found it.
634
00:38:01,258 --> 00:38:02,759
You know,
I appreciate that fact that
635
00:38:02,884 --> 00:38:04,385
you don't wanna
snitch on anyone.
636
00:38:05,095 --> 00:38:08,014
The way these inmates treat
snitches, it's ugly.
637
00:38:09,224 --> 00:38:13,186
But if you can't tell me
who owns this phone,
638
00:38:13,311 --> 00:38:15,480
I'm afraid I can't
help you with the track.
639
00:38:15,814 --> 00:38:18,650
That is not what you said to me.
You said specifically...
640
00:38:18,733 --> 00:38:23,696
I'm sorry, I don't know what you heard.
But, unless I have a name...
641
00:38:28,451 --> 00:38:29,535
Enjoy the phone.
642
00:38:32,664 --> 00:38:34,415
Nice work, Chapman.
643
00:38:37,169 --> 00:38:40,672
I'm giving you one more minute to
pout and then I'm shaving you bald.
644
00:38:40,922 --> 00:38:42,048
(LAUGHING)
645
00:38:42,257 --> 00:38:43,716
Sporting a chunk
of white girl hair,
646
00:38:43,842 --> 00:38:45,403
look like you took
a scalp or some shit.
647
00:38:46,178 --> 00:38:47,595
Yo, yo, you need
to get you that
648
00:38:47,720 --> 00:38:49,139
Michelle Obama hair, for reals.
649
00:38:49,222 --> 00:38:51,683
White folks scared of Obama.
650
00:38:51,850 --> 00:38:56,688
I wanna look like Mo'Nique
from Essence magazine, 2008.
651
00:38:56,771 --> 00:38:58,148
Girl, please, ain't enough
relaxer in the world
652
00:38:58,231 --> 00:38:59,232
for that bullshit.
653
00:38:59,357 --> 00:39:01,193
Now what makes you
so sure the board is white?
654
00:39:01,318 --> 00:39:02,277
Point. True.
655
00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:05,030
There be brothers on the board,
I'm gonna be free at last, yo,
656
00:39:05,113 --> 00:39:08,200
'cause ain't no black man
gonna let a fine black woman
657
00:39:08,283 --> 00:39:10,660
such as me hide
her light in jail.
658
00:39:10,743 --> 00:39:14,331
Fool, brother is gonna be harder
on you, to show he got no bias.
659
00:39:14,413 --> 00:39:16,208
Shit, you better
hope for the whities.
660
00:39:16,374 --> 00:39:17,542
Yo, hope for white women.
661
00:39:17,625 --> 00:39:20,419
Y'all know how they love drinking
wine with their friends,
662
00:39:20,545 --> 00:39:23,089
talking 'bout how sad it is, black
folks ain't got their fair shakes.
663
00:39:23,215 --> 00:39:25,424
What, giving their housekeepers
a extra day off and shit.
664
00:39:25,550 --> 00:39:26,968
Y'all know what I'm saying?
665
00:39:27,052 --> 00:39:30,638
So you wanna look
like the black best friend
666
00:39:30,972 --> 00:39:32,182
in the white girl movie?
667
00:39:32,265 --> 00:39:36,519
Right. Okay, so you got Regina
King in Miss Congeniality.
668
00:39:36,644 --> 00:39:39,981
You got Alicia Keys in that
Nanny Diaries bullshit
669
00:39:40,065 --> 00:39:41,265
with ScarJo.
I didn't see that.
670
00:39:42,525 --> 00:39:44,485
And Regina King
in Legally Blonde.
671
00:39:44,569 --> 00:39:45,695
(ALL LAUGHING)
672
00:39:45,778 --> 00:39:47,364
Now, you not thinking
big enough.
673
00:39:47,530 --> 00:39:48,656
What?
674
00:39:48,948 --> 00:39:50,449
Viola Davis.
675
00:39:50,992 --> 00:39:51,993
Oh.
676
00:39:52,369 --> 00:39:53,745
Eat Pray Love, motherfuckers!
677
00:39:53,912 --> 00:39:55,830
I gotta live
with this hair, yo.
678
00:39:56,581 --> 00:39:58,250
Do me like Rihanna.
679
00:39:58,375 --> 00:40:01,627
Rihanna when? She had, like, 26
hairdos in the past two years.
680
00:40:01,878 --> 00:40:03,922
2009 Rihanna, I got to spell
that shit out for you?
681
00:40:04,089 --> 00:40:06,632
Look, everybody's still hatin'
on Chris Brown,
682
00:40:06,758 --> 00:40:09,594
so maybe they'll throw me a
bone gettin' back at that fool.
683
00:40:09,677 --> 00:40:10,678
(WOMEN AGREEING)
684
00:40:10,803 --> 00:40:12,138
♪ Beat a bitch down
685
00:40:12,264 --> 00:40:13,806
♪ If you're named Chris Brown
686
00:40:14,391 --> 00:40:15,474
♪ Beat a bitch down ♪
687
00:40:15,683 --> 00:40:17,102
(ALL LAUGHING)
688
00:40:24,401 --> 00:40:25,526
The fuck is that?
689
00:40:25,902 --> 00:40:28,280
Litchfield one,
pussy shutterbug zero.
690
00:40:29,114 --> 00:40:30,782
You put a straw in coffee?
691
00:40:31,157 --> 00:40:32,617
I just had my teeth bleached.
692
00:40:34,202 --> 00:40:35,203
Where was it?
693
00:40:35,536 --> 00:40:36,955
Healy found it.
694
00:40:37,038 --> 00:40:39,624
Good to know someone around
here is on his game.
695
00:40:40,292 --> 00:40:41,793
He "found" it?
696
00:40:42,585 --> 00:40:44,670
You're buying that, no contest?
697
00:40:44,796 --> 00:40:47,548
(SNORTS) What, you think Healy's
running around here like a frat boy
698
00:40:47,632 --> 00:40:48,841
taking pictures of snatch?
699
00:40:50,302 --> 00:40:51,502
I think we should look into it.
700
00:40:51,636 --> 00:40:54,472
Seems kind of irrelevant now,
don't you think?
701
00:40:57,350 --> 00:40:59,144
We both know you're
after my job, Joe.
702
00:40:59,811 --> 00:41:02,563
But I'm not worried. Never have been.
Know why?
703
00:41:02,939 --> 00:41:05,066
'Cause you get
mired down in pettiness
704
00:41:05,191 --> 00:41:07,319
instead of
stepping your shit up.
705
00:41:08,736 --> 00:41:10,071
Nice haircut, by the way.
706
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:26,963
Thanks.
707
00:41:27,255 --> 00:41:28,423
Sure.
708
00:41:29,674 --> 00:41:31,676
I keep feeling like I know you
from somewhere.
709
00:41:32,844 --> 00:41:34,084
You didn't go to Smith,
did you?
710
00:41:36,514 --> 00:41:37,682
Cabot High Wildcats?
711
00:41:37,765 --> 00:41:39,017
Nope.
712
00:41:39,809 --> 00:41:42,354
You know, I lived in Red Hook
for a while after college.
713
00:41:43,188 --> 00:41:45,064
I used to bag
groceries at Fairway.
714
00:41:45,190 --> 00:41:46,358
No way!
715
00:41:46,565 --> 00:41:48,485
Oh, my God, I remember you.
716
00:41:48,567 --> 00:41:49,986
You were always
forgetting your cloth bags.
717
00:41:50,111 --> 00:41:51,511
And I would pack
everything in paper
718
00:41:51,570 --> 00:41:53,698
and then you'd remember and get
the bags out of your purse
719
00:41:53,781 --> 00:41:55,116
and make me
re-pack everything.
720
00:41:55,658 --> 00:41:58,495
Oh, boy. Yeah, I guess that did
happen a couple of times, huh.
721
00:41:58,661 --> 00:42:02,040
Every time. For months.
You were a pain in the ass.
722
00:42:02,123 --> 00:42:03,458
Well...
723
00:42:03,666 --> 00:42:05,960
Who'da thunk we'd
end up here, huh?
724
00:42:07,337 --> 00:42:10,965
Anyway, I just want you to know,
that as far as I'm concerned,
725
00:42:11,049 --> 00:42:12,884
you and me are the same.
726
00:42:13,634 --> 00:42:14,635
Pardon?
727
00:42:14,719 --> 00:42:15,720
The only
difference between us is,
728
00:42:15,803 --> 00:42:18,556
when I made bad decisions in
life, I didn't get caught.
729
00:42:18,681 --> 00:42:20,850
It coulda been me
here in khaki, easy.
730
00:42:22,268 --> 00:42:23,478
Thank you for saying that.
731
00:42:26,064 --> 00:42:27,565
You know,
it's really nice to know
732
00:42:27,690 --> 00:42:29,192
that there's
somebody on our side.
733
00:42:29,650 --> 00:42:31,152
Well, you know.
734
00:42:33,988 --> 00:42:37,033
You know what would really help
to boost morale around here?
735
00:42:41,538 --> 00:42:43,248
You know, I saw that
bitch heading on over
736
00:42:43,331 --> 00:42:46,584
to Healy's office,
looking guilty as fuck.
737
00:42:47,793 --> 00:42:50,922
Guess suckin' dick's a little
easier than honest hard work.
738
00:42:51,089 --> 00:42:53,049
I feel sorry for her.
739
00:42:56,135 --> 00:42:58,012
You're right, Leanne.
Compassion
740
00:42:58,137 --> 00:43:00,056
is what we got
over the monkeys.
741
00:43:01,266 --> 00:43:02,434
You know what, though?
742
00:43:02,559 --> 00:43:06,645
Compassion ain't gonna help this
girl learn the way of things.
743
00:43:06,771 --> 00:43:08,314
I learned, we all learned.
744
00:43:09,232 --> 00:43:12,610
And that is that you have get
broken down to get raised back up.
745
00:43:12,860 --> 00:43:16,906
You know, I'm with you, hon.
Really.
746
00:43:17,490 --> 00:43:20,076
She's Waspy and
entitled and always
747
00:43:20,159 --> 00:43:21,786
asking if you have
this in whole grain,
748
00:43:21,911 --> 00:43:24,038
she's got the Bambi shtick
going on, I get all of it.
749
00:43:24,456 --> 00:43:28,000
But I'm gonna need you to
shut the fuck up about her
750
00:43:28,126 --> 00:43:30,503
and get over your shit.
751
00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:31,963
Or what?
752
00:43:39,304 --> 00:43:40,805
Or I will fuck you.
753
00:43:42,515 --> 00:43:43,891
Literally.
754
00:43:44,976 --> 00:43:47,479
I will sneak into your bunk
in the middle of the night
755
00:43:47,645 --> 00:43:49,522
and I'll lick your pussy.
756
00:43:49,939 --> 00:43:53,234
And I will do it
so good and so soft
757
00:43:53,318 --> 00:43:56,529
that you're gonna be on the edge
of coming by the time you wake up,
758
00:43:56,654 --> 00:43:57,989
and then I'll stop.
759
00:43:59,574 --> 00:44:01,993
And you'll be half asleep
and you'll beg for it.
760
00:44:02,118 --> 00:44:03,328
Oh, you will beg for it.
761
00:44:05,413 --> 00:44:07,999
And maybe I'll be nice,
and maybe I won't,
762
00:44:08,124 --> 00:44:11,252
but if I am nice?
The things you feel?
763
00:44:13,546 --> 00:44:15,840
They will ruin you forever.
764
00:44:18,176 --> 00:44:22,138
So, you know, choose.
765
00:44:26,892 --> 00:44:29,728
And exhale slowly.
766
00:44:33,107 --> 00:44:36,861
And float all the way down.
767
00:44:41,533 --> 00:44:43,284
Halfway up,
768
00:44:46,871 --> 00:44:51,708
and now roll all
the way down again,
769
00:44:54,962 --> 00:44:58,466
bend at the waist,
and let the arms hang.
770
00:45:03,720 --> 00:45:08,142
And continue to breathe,
and hang.
771
00:45:14,815 --> 00:45:16,901
(LOUD HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
772
00:45:31,416 --> 00:45:32,625
Hey, what up?
773
00:45:32,749 --> 00:45:33,918
Hi.
774
00:45:34,043 --> 00:45:36,462
You got a minute? My man,
Three-D, wants to chat.
775
00:46:03,615 --> 00:46:05,199
You that track and
field girl, right?
776
00:46:06,451 --> 00:46:07,619
Yeah.
777
00:46:10,246 --> 00:46:11,456
You can't be here, yo.
778
00:46:11,830 --> 00:46:13,207
Little Frank told
me to come on by.
779
00:46:13,332 --> 00:46:15,752
Little Frank is not
a forward thinker.
780
00:46:22,508 --> 00:46:24,636
Look around you.
What you see?
781
00:46:26,137 --> 00:46:29,599
A party. People.
782
00:46:29,682 --> 00:46:30,933
What kinda people?
783
00:46:33,645 --> 00:46:34,687
Your crew.
784
00:46:35,187 --> 00:46:37,856
My crew, we thugs.
785
00:46:40,192 --> 00:46:44,614
We ain't finished school, we got
what we got until the next bust.
786
00:46:45,364 --> 00:46:47,241
It look like
you're doing okay to me.
787
00:46:48,743 --> 00:46:49,744
(SIGHS)
788
00:46:51,036 --> 00:46:53,665
You're the real thing,
you feel me?
789
00:46:54,915 --> 00:46:57,084
Everything we playin' at,
everything we holdin',
790
00:46:57,209 --> 00:46:59,378
you can have it for real.
791
00:47:01,422 --> 00:47:03,716
You wanna fuck that up,
that's on you.
792
00:47:04,676 --> 00:47:06,260
I can't carry that.
793
00:47:08,012 --> 00:47:09,764
Yo, Richie.
794
00:47:14,226 --> 00:47:15,520
Make sure she gets home.
795
00:47:16,395 --> 00:47:20,566
You need money for sneakers
or whatever, give me a shout.
796
00:47:25,655 --> 00:47:27,657
I know where the door is.
797
00:47:40,378 --> 00:47:41,713
What up, rocket girl?
798
00:47:43,964 --> 00:47:45,591
(TEARFULLY)
I got booted, that's what.
799
00:47:45,717 --> 00:47:48,927
Well, Three-D got his own
ideas about right and wrong,
800
00:47:49,053 --> 00:47:50,722
like he Robin Hood
or something.
801
00:47:51,888 --> 00:47:52,931
And who are you?
802
00:47:53,683 --> 00:47:57,812
You wanna party, I'm the brother
that's not gonna stop you.
803
00:48:00,565 --> 00:48:04,610
You know, 'cause you got those
thick thighs on you, girl, like...
804
00:48:04,861 --> 00:48:07,112
Look good on a woman. Yeah.
805
00:48:07,697 --> 00:48:10,449
I usually go running and...
806
00:48:12,326 --> 00:48:15,079
Now, that dress, that's
not doin' you any favors.
807
00:48:18,999 --> 00:48:20,418
Let's share.
808
00:48:28,634 --> 00:48:30,261
Thank you.
809
00:48:30,344 --> 00:48:33,097
Dude, $3 tip on a $67 tab?
810
00:48:33,222 --> 00:48:36,100
What, is 70 your lucky number
or something? What is that?
811
00:48:37,602 --> 00:48:38,770
D-bag.
812
00:48:39,936 --> 00:48:40,937
(SCOFFS)
813
00:48:42,523 --> 00:48:43,524
What'll you have?
814
00:48:43,649 --> 00:48:44,650
(SIGHS)
815
00:48:46,318 --> 00:48:47,319
This.
816
00:48:48,028 --> 00:48:49,739
I'm buying you a drink.
817
00:48:52,658 --> 00:48:54,702
Uh... Margarita?
818
00:48:56,370 --> 00:48:57,496
Okay.
819
00:49:03,127 --> 00:49:05,129
Let me ask you something.
820
00:49:06,798 --> 00:49:08,633
Do I seem pathetic to you?
821
00:49:09,091 --> 00:49:11,302
Before or after you
asked that question?
822
00:49:12,762 --> 00:49:14,597
This is my first
time out by myself.
823
00:49:16,223 --> 00:49:18,643
First time in
a long time, I mean.
824
00:49:19,811 --> 00:49:25,775
And I just don't wanna
be, you know, that guy.
825
00:49:31,071 --> 00:49:32,490
That guy?
826
00:49:34,032 --> 00:49:36,201
That guy's worth
about $75 million.
827
00:49:37,369 --> 00:49:40,080
Yeah. He writes
action movies about robots
828
00:49:40,164 --> 00:49:41,804
that turn into other robots,
or something.
829
00:49:42,249 --> 00:49:43,375
And he tips well.
830
00:49:46,128 --> 00:49:47,505
You're doing just fine.
831
00:49:53,719 --> 00:49:54,720
Cheers.
832
00:49:54,846 --> 00:49:55,888
And to you.
833
00:50:02,561 --> 00:50:03,688
So what's your story?
834
00:50:07,692 --> 00:50:09,694
(CLEARS THROAT)
Jesus Christ.
835
00:50:09,861 --> 00:50:11,027
What?
836
00:50:11,696 --> 00:50:13,531
What's my story?
837
00:50:13,698 --> 00:50:15,533
I'm sorry, did I piss you off?
838
00:50:15,658 --> 00:50:18,034
No, you... Yes.
839
00:50:18,870 --> 00:50:20,162
Yes, I'm pissed off.
840
00:50:21,205 --> 00:50:23,833
Because, you're gorgeous.
841
00:50:25,292 --> 00:50:28,086
Your mouth is amazing.
Your neck?
842
00:50:28,212 --> 00:50:30,506
My God, your ass looks
great in those jeans.
843
00:50:30,589 --> 00:50:32,884
No offense,
I'm sorry, I just...
844
00:50:32,967 --> 00:50:35,011
And I feel shitty for
even looking at you.
845
00:50:35,093 --> 00:50:37,889
Because I have a fiancee.
846
00:50:40,140 --> 00:50:41,726
And you know what
else I can't do?
847
00:50:42,977 --> 00:50:44,060
Look at her.
848
00:50:45,771 --> 00:50:47,648
Because she's in
fucking prison.
849
00:50:48,357 --> 00:50:53,029
Yeah, yeah, because she did
something stupid and crazy and...
850
00:50:53,654 --> 00:50:54,655
(SIGHS)
851
00:50:54,739 --> 00:50:59,744
...indicative of an ominously
shaky moral compass.
852
00:50:59,869 --> 00:51:03,288
And as a result I am stuck
here, alone, at this bar.
853
00:51:03,414 --> 00:51:06,250
Talking to you and enjoying it
and feeling like an asshole.
854
00:51:09,587 --> 00:51:11,422
Polly was right.
Fuck her.
855
00:51:21,181 --> 00:51:23,017
I'm gonna be in
the New York Times.
856
00:51:27,897 --> 00:51:28,898
(SIGHS)
857
00:51:30,858 --> 00:51:31,859
(BUTTONS BEEPING)
858
00:51:34,403 --> 00:51:37,322
CAPUTO: Track is back open.
F-your-I.
859
00:51:37,448 --> 00:51:38,783
Pardon me?
860
00:51:39,784 --> 00:51:43,454
I'm reassigning Fischer, eight
hours a week. Her request.
861
00:51:43,913 --> 00:51:46,415
Apparently,
there's some film thing
862
00:51:46,540 --> 00:51:49,085
going around,
23 hours or whatever,
863
00:51:49,167 --> 00:51:53,631
says how exercise saves us
bucks in the long term.
864
00:51:54,130 --> 00:51:57,384
Which appeals to you, 'cause you're
chief bean-counter now, right?
865
00:51:58,385 --> 00:51:59,386
Uhh...
866
00:51:59,511 --> 00:52:02,056
Fig is gonna eat that shit up.
867
00:52:02,473 --> 00:52:04,314
You come up with this
in a vision or something?
868
00:52:05,101 --> 00:52:08,562
It was all Fischer.
Trust the woman, right?
869
00:52:10,146 --> 00:52:12,817
Doesn't threaten
me to admit it,
870
00:52:12,984 --> 00:52:15,653
that is one smart piece of ass.
871
00:52:22,994 --> 00:52:26,330
FLORES: (SCREAMING) No, no, no, no, no!
Mi Diablo! No!
872
00:52:30,292 --> 00:52:31,836
(SOBBING)
873
00:52:33,087 --> 00:52:35,131
(SCREAMING)
874
00:52:38,009 --> 00:52:39,510
Holy shit.
875
00:52:45,599 --> 00:52:47,018
Jesus Christ, Flores.
876
00:52:48,519 --> 00:52:49,937
(SOBBING)
877
00:52:53,691 --> 00:52:57,235
That was the only place in this
prison I could take a shit. Fuck!
878
00:52:58,487 --> 00:52:59,822
Fucking dios.
879
00:53:14,461 --> 00:53:17,213
You make them wait,
it ain't gonna help.
880
00:53:30,477 --> 00:53:32,479
Have a seat, Miss Jefferson.
881
00:53:44,075 --> 00:53:46,368
(ALARM BLARING)
882
00:53:49,329 --> 00:53:52,416
Yo. Yo, you see
that nigga face?
883
00:53:52,583 --> 00:53:54,250
Yo, Islam motherfucker
got so much beard,
884
00:53:54,376 --> 00:53:56,136
he ain't seen his own face
since high school.
885
00:53:56,212 --> 00:53:57,838
Ain't no Islam, he a Sikh.
You racist.
886
00:53:57,922 --> 00:53:59,215
(POLICE SIREN WAILING)
887
00:53:59,882 --> 00:54:01,082
Hit the corner, hit the corner.
888
00:54:01,092 --> 00:54:02,332
We gonna lose
'em at the corner.
889
00:54:05,429 --> 00:54:07,098
Wait up, yo!
Come on!
890
00:54:07,181 --> 00:54:09,808
I said, wait up.
Don't be showin' off.
891
00:54:11,685 --> 00:54:13,645
Put your hands
where I can see them!
892
00:54:14,354 --> 00:54:18,609
Get down on the ground.
Get down on the ground!
893
00:54:18,943 --> 00:54:20,276
Okay, okay.
894
00:54:53,211 --> 00:54:55,479
This don't make us even.
895
00:54:57,982 --> 00:54:59,108
Okay.
896
00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:35,720
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