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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Why aren't you at work?
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Luschek never showed.
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Probably passed out
in his own vomit somewhere.
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So you chose to
come in here and help?
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Yeah. Figured you could use it.
It's Thanksgiving.
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Then get your
ass off my counter
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and help Gina pull the turkeys
out of the freezer.
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Shit, we got
real turkey this year!
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We got trimmings from the factory.
50 cents a pound.
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Trimmings? Jesus.
The shit no one else wants.
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That's a bag of turkey
assholes right there.
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The whole meal has to come
in at $1.05 a prisoner.
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Taxpayers don't give
a shit if it's a holiday.
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We're the bad guys.
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Pig-fucker.
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Brown the onions for the gravy.
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That too hot, baby?
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No, it's perfect.
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I feel so good.
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"Frequent
blinking may actually be a way
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"for your brain to
rest while you're awake."
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Wakeful rest, huh?
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You okay, honey?
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It's just being
touched by another person.
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I get it.
Thanks.
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The body gets lonely in here.
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Yeah. It's not even sex,
you know? I just...
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I miss contact.
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Human beings aren't supposed
to live like this.
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I've been in almost two years
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and there's still nights
I reach out for my wife.
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You know, I was
thinking about you guys.
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And I was imagining
what I would do if Larry
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told me that he
wanted to be a woman.
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I'd like to think that
I would be open to it,
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but it would just be so weird.
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I'm sorry,
is that totally rude?
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No. It's fine.
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He would make
such an ugly girl.
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Is he coming to
visit you today?
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First holiday in
prison can be rough.
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Very emotional.
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But she's
gonna be fine,
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'cause we about to make some Heidi Klum
shit happen right here.
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Ugh, that smells nasty.
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What's it made of?
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You don't wanna know.
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How did you learn all this?
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My aunt was a santera. I used
to help her out sometimes.
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I dabble.
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So what's gonna happen to me?
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You're gonna cramp up,
some wicked diarrhea.
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This shit ain't pretty.
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You drink this, then you're gonna
go out and dig a hole in the yard.
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You're gonna make
me shit in a hole?
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No. You're gonna put
this bean in there.
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Then you're gonna
find a cigarette,
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you're gonna blow
some smoke in there,
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you're gonna cover it up
with a mound of dirt.
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And that's gonna have to do it,
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because I don't have any
angelica or gris-gris oil.
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Take it.
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This is gonna kill it?
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Well, that's what
you want, right?
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As long as it
don't feel anything.
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Please. It don't
even have a brain yet.
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Hurry up, drink it.
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Ow, that's hot!
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I told you it was, stupid.
Go ahead, drink it all.
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Where my Snickers?
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You know, I pray for all the dead
babies and all their baby souls.
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And God, he's gonna
let them into heaven,
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even though
they weren't baptized.
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Are you getting all of this?
Yeah.
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And you can also tell Judy
that I pray for her as well.
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Well, her name's Barbara.
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Barbara?
Barbara.
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Damn! I can't keep all
this fan mail straight.
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I can't
keep up with it.
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What? You have fans?
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She's a hero.
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She's a defender of the unborn.
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Jeez, that sounds
like a bad X-Men movie.
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What'd you do,
bomb an abortion clinic?
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And you can sign off with, "I
will be out of here by 2015,
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"before the rapture."
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Oh, man.
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Is something
fucking funny to you?
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Yeah. It's just that people
predict the rapture all the time.
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I mean, wasn't that supposed
to happen in 2011?
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No. It comes in two stages.
If you study your shit.
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The first one was
a spiritual rapture.
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And the second one coming
is a physical one.
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Ah, I see.
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Okay?
Got it.
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And you're not invited,
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because they don't allow gay
people on the rapture bus!
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There's a bus?
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Are all the seats already taken
by Appalachian meth-heads?
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Oh, man, you're gonna... You're just
gonna get it, Vause, aren't you?
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Do we have to go
back to the dryer?
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You already locked me
in that fucking dryer.
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Yeah, maybe I'll fucking
turn it on this time.
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Make you spin
around like a gerbil.
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Wanna know why?
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'Cause I've had it with
rich bitches like you.
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Those are bobos!
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Real Adidas have
three stripes, not four.
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Your shoes are bobos.
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So?
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So your mom shops at Payless.
And works at Friendly's.
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My mom has, like, four jobs.
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That's not something
to brag about.
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You dress like a bum.
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She smells like one, too.
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Do you guys live in
that janky car?
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Bye-bye, pigsty!
Bye-bye, pigsty!
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Are those your friends?
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No.
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How was school?
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They changed the schedule around, so
I don't gotta work nights no more.
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Fucking Brenda keeps trying to
get me to cover her shifts.
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What are you doing?
It's freezing out.
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What the fuck was that?
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I'm not wearing those anymore.
They're bobos.
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Go get 'em back.
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Jessica Wedge
says they're lame.
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So fuck Jessica Wedge.
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They all make fun of me.
They call me pigsty.
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Did you tell them
who your dad is?
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I've never even met him.
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Well, you tell them.
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You tell them, "My dad is Lee Burley,
the drummer for Death Maiden."
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You see what those smug
little bitches say then.
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I mean, who are they, huh?
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What? 'Cause their parents
work at the college,
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they think they're
all fucking fancy?
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You are the daughter
of a rock god.
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If he's so rich and famous,
why are we so broke?
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You know how many girls used
to scream at his concerts?
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You know, rip their clothes off?
Throw themselves at him?
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But your dad chose me.
And together we made you.
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Now go get your
fucking sneakers.
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Don't you listen to those
smarty-pants assholes.
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They're gonna have
boring-ass lives.
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They're gonna wish that they were you.
You are cool.
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Listen up, turd-bags!
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We're gonna let you have your
little going-away party,
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but do not make our lives more difficult
afterwards by hanging yourself,
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with a sheet,
or a tampon string,
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or whatever the fuck you like to
get all arts and craftsy with.
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No Thanksgiving suicides.
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Chapman, what are we not to do
on this day of thanks?
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Commit suicide?
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Exactly.
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We are the Pilgrims,
you bitches are the Indians.
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This is the holiday
where we cooperate.
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Oh, yes.
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We bring you maize, and you
give us small pox blankets.
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Exactly. Everybody wins.
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You look like JonBenet Ramsey.
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Well,
that's what I was going for.
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Can you hold this for me?
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Yeah.
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Did you make this?
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Mmm-hmm.
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It's my second attempt. I spelled
it wrong the first time.
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And they say you
went to college.
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God, I hate seeing people go. It
reminds me how much time I have left.
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Yeah.
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But think of
the story that you'll have.
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That is my line.
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I know it is. You always trot
it out in times of suckiness.
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Yeah.
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Like that stomach
virus I had in Java.
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Oh, it was
a great fucking story.
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The whole village came out
to watch you poop.
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Hmm.
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So maybe this is
kind of like that.
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Yo, yo, she coming,
y'all! Taystee!
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Taystee, Taystee, Taystee!
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I'm getting out, bitches!
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Yeah. Fight the power!
Fuck the man!
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Hey!
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Watch it.
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Hey, yo, come here.
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Girl, you my shawty.
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Aw! Cut it out.
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You scrubby little hood rats
gonna make a bitch cry.
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I'll miss you, bitch.
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Yeah, girl.
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My God, do you remember this?
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Yes.
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I don't even know how
the arms go. I think...
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What the fuck?
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Shit, these white
girls trying to throw down.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, girl!
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Shake that ass.
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That's lesbian activity.
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Yeah!
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It sure is.
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White girls
gone wild.
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Oh, my gosh.
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They're sexing,
Mr. Healy. I seen it.
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This morning, in the bathroom,
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one girl's face was all up
in the other one's hoo-ha.
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It was so nasty.
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It's an abomination.
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Okay, enough.
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They were moaning
and everything.
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Speaking in tongues, like
it's some kind of revival.
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Who? Who are you
talking about?
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Vause and Chapman.
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Chapman?
Mmm-hmm.
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Chapman.
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She a lesbian.
They lesbianing together.
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They're in there right now
in front of everyone,
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dancing all up on each other.
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Show me.
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Chapman!
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Get over here.
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Party's over.
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We were just...
Shut your mouth, Chapman.
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You think it's appropriate
to violate your fellow inmate?
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Violate? We were just dancing...
I said shut your mouth!
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You asked me a question.
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That looked like
attempted rape to me.
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- Take her to SHU.
- Uh...
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What? You can't do that.
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Yeah, she's kind of right.
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Shut up, Mendez!
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You know,
I'm tired of your shit.
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I'm your superior
fucking officer!
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Now, you put her in the goddamn box,
or I will fucking write you up, too!
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No, no, no, no.
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- She didn't even do anything.
- Step back!
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Or I will cite you for
assaulting an officer.
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I have
visitation today.
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Larry's coming to see me.
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- You can't do this.
- It's all right.
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Let's do what the man says...
Please don't do this to me.
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...before he has an aneurysm.
Come on.
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00:14:12,398 --> 00:14:14,318
- Please don't do this.
- Come on!
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Give me a shotgun!
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00:14:26,829 --> 00:14:29,164
Give me a motherfucking
shotgun, motherfucker!
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This is you.
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How long am I gonna be in here?
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Till we let you out.
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So tomorrow's the day.
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My cousin was supposed to send me my
dress-out pack, but it never came.
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00:15:00,946 --> 00:15:03,657
Now I gotta wear the same
shit I came in here with.
253
00:15:03,783 --> 00:15:05,033
Man, it's gonna be too tight.
254
00:15:05,158 --> 00:15:07,244
Man, you can walk
out of here in a garbage bag,
255
00:15:07,327 --> 00:15:09,168
you'll still be dancing
all the way to the bus.
256
00:15:10,873 --> 00:15:12,249
I'm scared.
257
00:15:12,541 --> 00:15:14,794
Nothing out there gonna be
scarier than this shit.
258
00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:17,212
Shit, I been in
institutions my whole life.
259
00:15:17,296 --> 00:15:20,507
I was a ward of the state till I was 16.
Then juvie.
260
00:15:22,217 --> 00:15:23,469
I got no skills.
261
00:15:23,636 --> 00:15:25,095
Well, now you're just lying.
262
00:15:25,178 --> 00:15:28,140
You've worked in that law
library for two years.
263
00:15:28,265 --> 00:15:29,975
You know more than
my public defender.
264
00:15:30,100 --> 00:15:33,771
Yeah, but out there, you need
real school for that stuff.
265
00:15:33,854 --> 00:15:35,695
No one's
gonna take me serious.
266
00:15:36,690 --> 00:15:38,901
You're a smart girl.
267
00:15:38,943 --> 00:15:40,736
You like to play the clown,
268
00:15:41,487 --> 00:15:43,989
but you've got a lot
to offer this world.
269
00:15:44,114 --> 00:15:45,866
This is not a life, Taystee.
270
00:15:46,867 --> 00:15:49,161
Yo, listen to Voodoo Mambo, yo.
271
00:15:49,244 --> 00:15:51,037
Hey, yo, you think
you just having...
272
00:15:51,163 --> 00:15:52,164
What they call it?
273
00:15:52,247 --> 00:15:55,751
That thing that happens to animals in
captivity where it changes they brains?
274
00:15:55,835 --> 00:15:57,169
I seen it at
the Bronx Zoo once.
275
00:15:57,294 --> 00:15:59,713
This giraffe ate its own vomit,
276
00:15:59,839 --> 00:16:02,299
banged its head up
against the bars.
277
00:16:02,382 --> 00:16:05,928
'Cause it ain't fit to live in the wild no more.
Don't know how to eat leaves.
278
00:16:06,512 --> 00:16:08,472
That's what I'm saying.
I'm the giraffe.
279
00:16:08,597 --> 00:16:11,725
Fuck no, you ain't. Giraffes skinny.
Look at that ass.
280
00:16:14,102 --> 00:16:15,437
Yo, don't let 'em
get to you, T.
281
00:16:17,230 --> 00:16:19,232
This ain't where it's at.
282
00:16:20,025 --> 00:16:22,987
Jed and Lane are flying in from
Chicago tonight with the kids.
283
00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:24,112
Will Grammie be there?
284
00:16:24,196 --> 00:16:25,823
Grammie's gonna
stay in North Carolina.
285
00:16:25,906 --> 00:16:27,073
She's got a boyfriend.
286
00:16:27,533 --> 00:16:28,617
No shit!
287
00:16:28,701 --> 00:16:29,702
Suzanne.
288
00:16:29,869 --> 00:16:32,204
Sorry, language.
289
00:16:32,830 --> 00:16:36,208
I know I'm a mess. I've been cooking
at the soup kitchen at church.
290
00:16:36,333 --> 00:16:37,710
Sweet potato casserole?
291
00:16:37,793 --> 00:16:39,879
Yeah, I'm a one-trick pony.
Hmm.
292
00:16:40,420 --> 00:16:43,549
See, you're back at church.
293
00:16:43,716 --> 00:16:46,218
I told you,
people will get over it.
294
00:16:46,343 --> 00:16:48,929
Well, there's a new pastor.
Hmm.
295
00:16:49,262 --> 00:16:51,139
He's been really welcoming.
Very nice.
296
00:16:52,432 --> 00:16:54,351
He introduced me
to a money manager,
297
00:16:54,434 --> 00:16:56,937
who gave me some free advice
on how to talk to the bank.
298
00:16:57,062 --> 00:16:59,189
And he's sweet with Michael.
299
00:16:59,732 --> 00:17:00,733
Um...
300
00:17:01,859 --> 00:17:04,820
Eva stopped by the salon.
She's pregnant.
301
00:17:05,320 --> 00:17:07,072
You know, she's been
trying for a long time.
302
00:17:07,155 --> 00:17:09,199
You like him? This pastor?
303
00:17:10,409 --> 00:17:11,660
He's a good man.
304
00:17:12,244 --> 00:17:13,620
That's not what I'm asking.
305
00:17:16,081 --> 00:17:19,001
I'm not gonna talk about this.
It's Thanksgiving.
306
00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:20,544
Well, I wanna talk about it.
307
00:17:21,921 --> 00:17:23,672
What do you want me to say?
308
00:17:23,923 --> 00:17:25,925
That I met someone
and I'm interested?
309
00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:29,636
That I'm lonely and I miss men?
310
00:17:31,597 --> 00:17:32,765
When you went away,
you told me...
311
00:17:32,890 --> 00:17:34,433
I know what I said.
312
00:17:35,308 --> 00:17:39,354
Baby, I don't want some strange
man around my son, my wife.
313
00:17:40,689 --> 00:17:43,943
Well, we don't always get
what we want now, do we?
314
00:17:47,613 --> 00:17:49,448
What about your hair?
Mommy!
315
00:17:50,115 --> 00:17:52,993
I happen to like
my hair like this.
316
00:17:56,997 --> 00:17:58,624
Hi.
317
00:17:58,707 --> 00:18:00,125
Here to see Chapman?
Yep.
318
00:18:00,208 --> 00:18:01,408
You two are such a cute couple.
319
00:18:01,460 --> 00:18:04,797
She's the cute one. I'm like
her furry sidekick.
320
00:18:06,214 --> 00:18:07,507
Oh, um...
321
00:18:07,633 --> 00:18:09,635
Actually,
you can't see her today.
322
00:18:09,718 --> 00:18:10,886
Why not?
323
00:18:10,970 --> 00:18:13,263
She's had some
privileges revoked.
324
00:18:14,389 --> 00:18:16,934
She's in the Security Housing Unit.
The what?
325
00:18:17,017 --> 00:18:20,479
Solitary? She's in solitary?
What did she do?
326
00:18:21,354 --> 00:18:23,315
I'm sorry, I can't
tell you that. I don't...
327
00:18:23,398 --> 00:18:24,984
This is ridiculous!
328
00:18:25,067 --> 00:18:26,652
I need to speak
with your manager,
329
00:18:26,735 --> 00:18:30,447
or your superior, whoever the
fuck is in charge here, please!
330
00:18:30,530 --> 00:18:32,658
Please don't swear at me. I can
give you a number to call...
331
00:18:32,783 --> 00:18:33,784
Is she okay?
332
00:18:33,867 --> 00:18:36,411
Can't I just see
her for a minute?
333
00:18:36,495 --> 00:18:38,872
I mean, it's a holiday,
for God's sake.
334
00:18:40,332 --> 00:18:45,671
Okay, can you at least give my phone
number to her counselor, Mr. Healy?
335
00:18:45,796 --> 00:18:48,757
Okay? And have him call me? Right
away, he needs to call me right away.
336
00:18:48,841 --> 00:18:50,968
Uh, I'm not allowed to...
Please.
337
00:18:51,051 --> 00:18:52,302
Please.
338
00:18:54,596 --> 00:18:55,848
I guess, maybe.
Thank you.
339
00:18:55,973 --> 00:18:57,307
Thank you!
340
00:18:57,390 --> 00:18:58,684
Do you have...
341
00:18:58,809 --> 00:19:00,060
Can I...
342
00:19:09,736 --> 00:19:10,737
I'll pass it along.
Okay.
343
00:19:10,863 --> 00:19:16,409
And if you see Piper, will you
tell her that I love her?
344
00:19:16,535 --> 00:19:19,412
Okay? And to call me.
Have her call me.
345
00:19:19,663 --> 00:19:24,751
And also
that I love her.
346
00:19:26,545 --> 00:19:27,629
Okay.
347
00:19:29,464 --> 00:19:31,967
Happy Thanksgiving, Mr. Bloom.
348
00:19:32,384 --> 00:19:34,511
- Motherfucker!
- Shut up!
349
00:19:34,594 --> 00:19:37,723
Motherfucker!
I'll kill you, motherfucker.
350
00:19:47,315 --> 00:19:50,318
I'll kill
all you motherfuckers!
351
00:19:52,905 --> 00:19:56,324
I'm gonna kill
myself if I can't get out of here.
352
00:20:27,731 --> 00:20:30,776
My brother, Donny,
shot a turkey last year,
353
00:20:30,859 --> 00:20:34,613
but it weren't really a turkey.
It was a fucking bald eagle.
354
00:20:35,781 --> 00:20:38,784
But he still shoved a Coors
Light up the damn thing's ass
355
00:20:38,909 --> 00:20:40,493
and put it on the grill.
356
00:20:40,619 --> 00:20:41,661
And proceeded to eat it.
357
00:20:41,787 --> 00:20:45,665
And when the ranger walked up, he had
the bird hanging out of his mouth.
358
00:20:45,791 --> 00:20:50,129
He took his ass right to jail. And
now he's in Federal, in Virginia.
359
00:20:52,464 --> 00:20:53,673
Did it taste like chicken?
360
00:20:53,799 --> 00:20:55,592
No, it tasted like an eagle.
361
00:20:59,471 --> 00:21:00,680
Was your brother smoking tina?
362
00:21:00,806 --> 00:21:01,974
He snorts Oxy now.
363
00:21:02,099 --> 00:21:03,558
Fuck you.
364
00:21:03,642 --> 00:21:05,602
What the...
Get the... The fuck!
365
00:21:07,854 --> 00:21:08,814
Thanks
for last night, baby.
366
00:21:08,939 --> 00:21:12,276
That shit was amazing. Nobody's
ever licked my pussy like that.
367
00:21:12,358 --> 00:21:14,820
You are lying! I would
never touch this bitch!
368
00:21:14,903 --> 00:21:16,655
Hey, knock it off! You wanna
join your friend down the hill?
369
00:21:16,738 --> 00:21:18,323
You know,
you're going to hell!
370
00:21:18,448 --> 00:21:21,076
And you're gonna burn there
for the entire eternity!
371
00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:23,078
- I'm already there.
- Have a seat.
372
00:21:25,371 --> 00:21:26,539
Taste it, Norma.
373
00:21:28,167 --> 00:21:29,501
What did I tell you?
374
00:21:29,626 --> 00:21:31,753
It's damn near perfect.
375
00:21:35,174 --> 00:21:38,343
Ladies! Listen up!
It's time to leave.
376
00:21:38,468 --> 00:21:42,430
Let's go! Everybody out, except for you.
You can stay.
377
00:21:42,514 --> 00:21:45,184
Let's go, Silent Bob.
That means you, too. Come on.
378
00:21:45,350 --> 00:21:47,352
It's okay, I'll take over.
379
00:21:49,813 --> 00:21:51,148
Attagirl.
380
00:22:17,216 --> 00:22:18,508
Where's my shit, Red?
381
00:22:19,009 --> 00:22:20,886
I don't know what
you're talking about.
382
00:22:20,969 --> 00:22:22,304
Really?
383
00:22:22,387 --> 00:22:24,764
Are you gonna make me look
through every box in here?
384
00:22:25,557 --> 00:22:28,060
How'd you do it?
You stopped the truck?
385
00:22:28,894 --> 00:22:30,062
Maybe.
386
00:22:30,896 --> 00:22:33,148
Or maybe I got it
from one of your girls.
387
00:22:33,232 --> 00:22:35,108
My girls
wouldn't tell you shit.
388
00:22:35,608 --> 00:22:36,609
Huh.
389
00:22:37,652 --> 00:22:39,403
You want your pills?
390
00:22:41,365 --> 00:22:43,407
You can go stick
your head in the toilet.
391
00:22:43,575 --> 00:22:45,660
There might be a few
still floating around.
392
00:22:54,753 --> 00:22:57,172
You listen to me,
you crazy cunt!
393
00:22:58,590 --> 00:23:02,761
The next time my shipment comes in,
you're gonna put it to the side,
394
00:23:02,969 --> 00:23:05,722
top shelf, in the walk-in.
395
00:23:06,806 --> 00:23:08,516
Tricia's in detox.
396
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:11,270
I hear Caputo's
looking for her source.
397
00:23:11,395 --> 00:23:13,437
What would he think
of your little operation?
398
00:23:13,605 --> 00:23:15,607
You mean, your operation?
399
00:23:16,358 --> 00:23:19,361
All the contraband
comes through your kitchen.
400
00:23:22,072 --> 00:23:24,908
Looks like we're at
a Cold War stand-off, Ruskie.
401
00:23:25,575 --> 00:23:27,535
And I got
a bigger weapon than you.
402
00:23:29,579 --> 00:23:30,705
You wanna see it?
403
00:24:09,577 --> 00:24:12,705
Just a little something extra
for the holidays.
404
00:24:17,794 --> 00:24:22,174
Next time you fuck with my
stash, I'll end your life.
405
00:24:31,599 --> 00:24:32,600
Hello?
406
00:24:33,018 --> 00:24:34,936
Hi! Yes, hi.
407
00:24:36,021 --> 00:24:40,359
Hello, I am trying to reach the Executive
Assistant or the Assistant Warden, please.
408
00:24:40,484 --> 00:24:41,901
Sir, it's after duty hours.
409
00:24:42,568 --> 00:24:46,698
Okay. Yes. Look my wife
is in the solitary unit.
410
00:24:46,781 --> 00:24:48,700
Okay? She's being
held there illegally.
411
00:24:48,825 --> 00:24:51,870
Now, my father is a lawyer,
I know her rights.
412
00:24:51,953 --> 00:24:53,830
It's a holiday, sir.
413
00:24:53,913 --> 00:24:56,875
Exactly! That's exactly right!
I know it's a holiday.
414
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:58,877
That's what makes
this so outrageous.
415
00:24:59,002 --> 00:25:00,202
You can call back on Monday...
416
00:25:00,253 --> 00:25:01,796
Would you please listen to me?
417
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:04,007
Sir, please. Listen to me.
418
00:25:04,090 --> 00:25:06,634
I have left messages
for the Associate Warden,
419
00:25:06,718 --> 00:25:09,137
for the Public
Information's Officer,
420
00:25:09,221 --> 00:25:10,930
for the Department
of Corrections,
421
00:25:11,056 --> 00:25:12,765
for the fucking
Governor's office.
422
00:25:12,891 --> 00:25:13,850
Okay?
423
00:25:13,933 --> 00:25:17,645
If I don't get a call back
from somebody soon,
424
00:25:17,729 --> 00:25:21,233
you people are gonna have a fucking
lawsuit on your hands. Now...
425
00:25:21,358 --> 00:25:22,401
Hello,
you have reached
426
00:25:22,484 --> 00:25:24,610
the Federal Correctional
Institution in Litchfield.
427
00:25:24,736 --> 00:25:27,239
God! Fuck!
428
00:25:29,241 --> 00:25:31,826
Dude, that was really dramatic.
429
00:25:36,373 --> 00:25:38,917
You know how much
Piper loves Thanksgiving.
430
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,502
It is her favorite.
431
00:25:40,626 --> 00:25:42,087
Yeah, I don't know why.
432
00:25:42,212 --> 00:25:44,297
Had to wear a suit jacket.
Fucking toxic.
433
00:25:44,423 --> 00:25:46,143
You've been to Thanksgiving
with my parents.
434
00:25:46,174 --> 00:25:49,553
Yeah, no, I know, it's horrible.
She loves our Thanksgivings.
435
00:25:49,635 --> 00:25:51,763
Oh, in your parents' apartment?
436
00:25:52,431 --> 00:25:55,934
They go to South Beach.
They have gravy boats.
437
00:25:56,017 --> 00:25:57,977
A maid comes and cleans up
in the morning. Come on.
438
00:25:58,019 --> 00:26:02,399
They won't mind me using these awesome
tchotchkes for my table-scape, will they?
439
00:26:02,482 --> 00:26:03,942
We have to cancel.
440
00:26:06,152 --> 00:26:08,612
We have to cancel. You have
to cancel the whole thing.
441
00:26:08,738 --> 00:26:12,492
Cal, I can't
host people here, all right?
442
00:26:12,616 --> 00:26:16,455
Not under these circumstances. All right?
It does not feel right.
443
00:26:16,913 --> 00:26:20,417
No, yeah, you're right, man.
We should cancel.
444
00:26:21,709 --> 00:26:25,797
We'll cancel. We'll cover
the mirrors, sit shivah.
445
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:28,967
It's what your
people do, right?
446
00:26:29,092 --> 00:26:31,303
It's when someone dies, Cal.
She's not dead.
447
00:26:31,428 --> 00:26:35,681
Exactly. Look,
I love my sister, dude.
448
00:26:35,807 --> 00:26:38,226
But she got herself
sent to the hoosegow.
449
00:26:38,310 --> 00:26:41,813
And now she's clearly pulled some other
shit to get herself into even more trouble.
450
00:26:41,896 --> 00:26:44,899
You have done everything
that you can do.
451
00:26:44,983 --> 00:26:48,652
And Piper would love the fact that
you're throwing Thanksgiving,
452
00:26:48,736 --> 00:26:52,991
our friends are coming,
the maid is coming tomorrow.
453
00:26:53,074 --> 00:26:58,830
And I've spent my entire life-savings
on this, this marvelous turkey.
454
00:26:59,872 --> 00:27:01,625
She'd want us to celebrate.
455
00:27:03,126 --> 00:27:04,668
I'm sure she's fine.
456
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:15,721
Chapman?
457
00:27:17,140 --> 00:27:18,517
Mr. Healy?
458
00:27:18,682 --> 00:27:19,683
How are you?
459
00:27:21,936 --> 00:27:24,523
I'm in a cement box
and people are screaming.
460
00:27:25,982 --> 00:27:29,110
You needed a little time-out
to think about your behavior.
461
00:27:29,486 --> 00:27:30,778
My what?
462
00:27:32,364 --> 00:27:34,032
I was dancing.
463
00:27:34,324 --> 00:27:36,868
Provocatively. Sexually.
464
00:27:36,951 --> 00:27:38,286
Gay sexually.
465
00:27:38,370 --> 00:27:41,206
This is illegal.
You can't keep me in here.
466
00:27:41,289 --> 00:27:43,208
See, there's where
you're wrong.
467
00:27:43,291 --> 00:27:45,335
Chapman, I tried
to be nice to you,
468
00:27:45,418 --> 00:27:47,587
because I understand
where you come from.
469
00:27:47,711 --> 00:27:49,047
You don't know me.
470
00:27:50,298 --> 00:27:52,050
I thought we could be friends.
471
00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:55,637
You're not yourself lately.
You're acting out.
472
00:27:55,719 --> 00:27:57,222
So you're teaching me a lesson?
473
00:27:57,347 --> 00:27:59,015
You should be thanking me.
474
00:28:00,392 --> 00:28:02,435
Alex Vause is sick.
475
00:28:03,102 --> 00:28:04,145
I get you.
476
00:28:05,271 --> 00:28:06,730
You're not like her.
477
00:28:09,484 --> 00:28:12,945
The only sicko here is you.
478
00:28:14,573 --> 00:28:16,491
And under different
circumstances, what?
479
00:28:17,909 --> 00:28:19,869
I'd be your girlfriend?
480
00:28:21,162 --> 00:28:22,205
Is that it?
481
00:28:23,747 --> 00:28:25,458
Did I make you jealous?
482
00:28:27,711 --> 00:28:32,215
You put me in this
hellhole for no reason.
483
00:28:33,132 --> 00:28:34,676
Wake up, Healy!
484
00:28:36,135 --> 00:28:37,679
Girls like me?
485
00:28:38,012 --> 00:28:43,184
We don't fuck ignorant, pretentious old
men with weird lesbian obsessions!
486
00:28:43,268 --> 00:28:46,688
We go for tall, hot girls,
487
00:28:48,189 --> 00:28:50,775
and we fucking love it!
488
00:28:52,444 --> 00:28:56,072
So that leaves
you on the outside,
489
00:28:56,155 --> 00:28:59,784
living your sad,
sad little life.
490
00:29:00,410 --> 00:29:03,455
You don't get me! Ever!
491
00:29:05,582 --> 00:29:07,375
So go fuck yourself!
492
00:29:10,128 --> 00:29:12,297
Happy Thanksgiving, Chapman.
493
00:29:17,636 --> 00:29:21,264
Fuck you, motherfucker!
494
00:29:33,109 --> 00:29:34,944
Where's my mattress?
495
00:29:35,654 --> 00:29:37,489
Where the fuck is my mattress?
What did you do to it?
496
00:29:41,618 --> 00:29:43,328
Oh, fucking crackhead.
497
00:29:53,713 --> 00:29:55,881
My bunkie stole my mattress.
498
00:29:56,007 --> 00:29:57,216
Yeah. And?
499
00:29:58,176 --> 00:29:59,927
It's gone. It's not there.
500
00:30:00,052 --> 00:30:01,137
Then how do you
know it was stolen?
501
00:30:01,220 --> 00:30:03,264
Because it's not on my bed,
502
00:30:03,348 --> 00:30:05,057
and she and her hick friend
have been fucking with me.
503
00:30:05,183 --> 00:30:06,142
I need a new one.
504
00:30:06,225 --> 00:30:09,354
Okay, we issue one mattress per inmate.
You can fill out a form.
505
00:30:09,437 --> 00:30:11,481
It'll take a couple
weeks to replace it.
506
00:30:11,564 --> 00:30:14,484
And what am I supposed to do in the meantime?
Sleep on the frame?
507
00:30:14,567 --> 00:30:17,195
It's probably good for you. A hard
surface aligns the vertebrae.
508
00:30:17,278 --> 00:30:19,197
Your body will thank you.
Excuse me.
509
00:30:23,785 --> 00:30:24,869
Who are you?
510
00:30:27,288 --> 00:30:28,414
I'm Alex.
511
00:30:31,167 --> 00:30:32,460
I'm your daughter.
512
00:30:38,174 --> 00:30:39,509
Holy shit.
513
00:30:44,681 --> 00:30:45,890
How'd you find me?
514
00:30:46,015 --> 00:30:50,478
Well, I saw the show. And then
the manager sent me back here.
515
00:30:51,563 --> 00:30:53,732
Oh, you saw that shit?
That was embarrassing.
516
00:30:53,815 --> 00:30:56,651
We can't even fill
a fucking basement anymore.
517
00:30:56,735 --> 00:30:59,362
If one more jerk-off asks me
to play Dirty Girl...
518
00:30:59,445 --> 00:31:01,698
I wish I had never
written that fucking song.
519
00:31:01,865 --> 00:31:05,159
It is a great song.
That is still a great song.
520
00:31:05,243 --> 00:31:06,661
Shut up, Lonnie.
521
00:31:07,912 --> 00:31:09,121
We're supposed to be in Philly,
522
00:31:09,247 --> 00:31:12,291
but Jimmy over here punched
the booking agent in the neck.
523
00:31:14,794 --> 00:31:18,256
I can't believe you're my kid, man!
You're my kid!
524
00:31:19,758 --> 00:31:21,509
I'm so happy to see you.
525
00:31:22,594 --> 00:31:23,928
Yeah. Me, too.
526
00:31:24,053 --> 00:31:27,139
'Cause I would've never recognized
you in a million years.
527
00:31:28,808 --> 00:31:30,476
And you got a serious
rack on you, too.
528
00:31:30,602 --> 00:31:33,187
I mean, I could have
accidentally fucked her, right?
529
00:31:33,271 --> 00:31:34,397
But that would have been bad.
530
00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:37,817
No. Seriously,
that's twisted.
531
00:31:37,942 --> 00:31:39,277
I didn't say that.
532
00:31:40,361 --> 00:31:42,113
Um, is there a bathroom?
533
00:31:42,572 --> 00:31:44,452
Is there a bathroom?
It's down there.
534
00:31:44,574 --> 00:31:45,700
Right. Thank you.
535
00:31:48,119 --> 00:31:49,412
Her rack?
536
00:31:49,495 --> 00:31:51,205
That would've been fucked up.
537
00:31:51,289 --> 00:31:52,832
Wow.
538
00:31:53,165 --> 00:31:54,793
Her fucking rack.
539
00:32:22,194 --> 00:32:23,822
Jesus, you scared me.
540
00:32:23,988 --> 00:32:25,323
You okay?
541
00:32:25,490 --> 00:32:28,827
I'm fine.
I'm just gonna go home.
542
00:32:29,661 --> 00:32:31,496
He's not what you thought.
543
00:32:35,333 --> 00:32:36,751
It's fucking depressing.
544
00:32:37,543 --> 00:32:40,212
Been imagining this moment
your whole life?
545
00:32:43,424 --> 00:32:45,343
I had this white
fringe pleather jacket
546
00:32:45,468 --> 00:32:47,386
I always thought I'd
wear if I ever met him.
547
00:32:48,220 --> 00:32:51,140
Nice, pleather.
What happened?
548
00:32:53,184 --> 00:32:54,477
You're right.
549
00:32:56,354 --> 00:32:58,397
Maybe that would've
made the difference.
550
00:33:00,191 --> 00:33:04,069
Most people are
better in the abstract.
551
00:33:05,947 --> 00:33:07,406
It's Alex, right?
552
00:33:09,367 --> 00:33:10,368
Yeah.
553
00:33:10,493 --> 00:33:11,494
Fahri.
554
00:33:13,913 --> 00:33:15,039
You want a bump?
555
00:33:15,164 --> 00:33:16,875
No, thanks.
556
00:33:16,958 --> 00:33:18,334
Smart girl.
557
00:33:20,169 --> 00:33:22,338
Fahri, what are you doing
hanging out with these losers?
558
00:33:23,589 --> 00:33:24,590
Uh...
559
00:33:25,299 --> 00:33:26,843
They're my clients.
560
00:33:28,928 --> 00:33:30,095
What do you do?
561
00:33:30,221 --> 00:33:32,932
I work for an international
drug cartel.
562
00:33:34,976 --> 00:33:35,977
Right.
563
00:33:44,986 --> 00:33:46,946
Will you get Gloria?
I'm dying.
564
00:33:49,866 --> 00:33:51,283
You're not dying.
565
00:33:52,076 --> 00:33:53,369
Here.
566
00:33:53,870 --> 00:33:58,249
Serves you right for drinking some stupid
potion from some half-assed santera.
567
00:33:58,374 --> 00:33:59,667
Who told you?
568
00:33:59,792 --> 00:34:01,085
She told me.
569
00:34:01,210 --> 00:34:04,338
So I told her to give you
some roots and berries.
570
00:34:04,422 --> 00:34:07,258
Make you shit your brains out
and learn your lesson.
571
00:34:07,341 --> 00:34:10,261
So the tea was bullshit?
It's not gonna work?
572
00:34:10,511 --> 00:34:13,264
You think I'm gonna let you
ice my grandbaby?
573
00:34:13,973 --> 00:34:15,558
You want me to end up like you?
574
00:34:15,641 --> 00:34:17,602
I'm already in prison.
575
00:34:17,685 --> 00:34:21,439
All I need is five different baby
daddies and an ass tattoo of a dog.
576
00:34:21,564 --> 00:34:22,982
It's a wolf.
577
00:34:26,986 --> 00:34:29,113
Daya, I made mistakes, okay?
578
00:34:29,196 --> 00:34:31,699
I didn't have nobody
teaching me what to do.
579
00:34:31,824 --> 00:34:33,451
Oh, get away from me.
580
00:34:34,410 --> 00:34:35,930
Maybe I'm not
the mother of the year...
581
00:34:35,954 --> 00:34:37,288
Oh, you think?
582
00:34:37,413 --> 00:34:40,134
But at least I put something into
this world that could still be good.
583
00:34:40,792 --> 00:34:41,960
I made something.
584
00:34:43,168 --> 00:34:48,257
I fucked up my own life,
but Eva, Lucy and Christina,
585
00:34:48,340 --> 00:34:52,470
Emiliano, even you
could still be something.
586
00:34:53,805 --> 00:34:55,640
Babies give you hope.
587
00:35:31,509 --> 00:35:32,510
Fuck.
588
00:35:54,991 --> 00:35:56,159
Oh, my God.
589
00:35:58,661 --> 00:36:00,121
There's mold.
590
00:36:03,541 --> 00:36:05,710
There's mold on the bologna.
591
00:36:06,627 --> 00:36:08,046
Oh, my God.
592
00:36:09,672 --> 00:36:11,090
I found a maggot.
593
00:36:19,557 --> 00:36:20,766
Hello?
594
00:36:24,020 --> 00:36:25,479
Is someone there?
595
00:36:26,981 --> 00:36:28,232
Are you real?
596
00:36:30,234 --> 00:36:33,654
Yes. Yes, I'm real.
Are you real?
597
00:36:36,157 --> 00:36:37,616
I don't know.
598
00:36:40,494 --> 00:36:43,497
I'm gonna take a bus
all the way to the Bronx.
599
00:36:43,581 --> 00:36:45,083
Right to Angelo's Pizza
600
00:36:45,208 --> 00:36:47,043
and I'm gonna get a giant
slice with the works.
601
00:36:47,126 --> 00:36:49,336
But just one, because after,
602
00:36:49,420 --> 00:36:52,381
we're gonna have a big old Thanksgiving
at my cousin, Neicey, house,
603
00:36:52,464 --> 00:36:56,010
and we probably gonna go out
dancing at the Monte Carlo Room,
604
00:36:56,094 --> 00:36:58,763
and I'ma order
a Sex on the Beach
605
00:36:58,888 --> 00:37:01,557
with 10 maraschino
cherries in it.
606
00:37:01,766 --> 00:37:04,102
And some man
gonna buy it for me.
607
00:37:08,231 --> 00:37:09,941
Well, that sounds like a plan.
608
00:37:12,068 --> 00:37:13,778
You know,
ain't no one on the outside
609
00:37:13,861 --> 00:37:15,571
gonna do my 'do
for a can of Pepsi.
610
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:17,782
Which you still
owe me, by the way.
611
00:37:19,242 --> 00:37:21,368
Jefferson, they're releasing
you now. Van's leaving.
612
00:37:22,203 --> 00:37:25,289
Right now?
I gotta say my goodbyes.
613
00:37:25,414 --> 00:37:28,584
It's a holiday. COs wanna go
home and see their families.
614
00:37:28,667 --> 00:37:32,379
If you don't go now, you're not
getting out till Monday. Let's go.
615
00:37:33,756 --> 00:37:35,299
Yo! Where's Poussey at?
616
00:37:36,341 --> 00:37:38,052
Jefferson! Now.
617
00:37:46,518 --> 00:37:49,272
What the fuck? What the fuck?
They already took her?
618
00:37:49,354 --> 00:37:50,689
I didn't even say goodbye.
619
00:37:52,483 --> 00:37:56,028
Taystee! Yo!
Tays!
620
00:37:56,361 --> 00:37:58,281
She can't hear you.
621
00:38:20,178 --> 00:38:21,304
Hello?
Hello!
622
00:38:21,386 --> 00:38:22,513
Hello! Whoo-hoo!
Hi!
623
00:38:22,596 --> 00:38:25,975
Come in, new family.
Hello, happy Thanksgiving.
624
00:38:26,100 --> 00:38:28,186
Ooh, your parents have a nice place.
Yeah.
625
00:38:28,311 --> 00:38:29,312
Cal!
Hi.
626
00:38:29,394 --> 00:38:31,189
Hi. Do you know Pete?
Mmm-mmm. No.
627
00:38:31,272 --> 00:38:32,690
And this is Finn.
628
00:38:34,483 --> 00:38:35,693
Wow.
629
00:38:36,194 --> 00:38:37,444
He looks like Steve Buscemi.
630
00:38:37,987 --> 00:38:39,530
Congratulations, man.
631
00:38:39,613 --> 00:38:41,324
Gotta wash
your hands first.
632
00:38:41,448 --> 00:38:42,491
Isn't that
just to touch the baby?
633
00:38:42,574 --> 00:38:44,994
And to touch me, too.
Polly's being a total nutter.
634
00:38:45,077 --> 00:38:47,705
If it were up to Pete, he'd let him
suck on the bottom of his shoe.
635
00:38:47,830 --> 00:38:49,832
I hope you guys don't mind,
but we brought a stray.
636
00:38:49,915 --> 00:38:52,710
Larry, this is our friend, Maury.
Hi.
637
00:38:53,252 --> 00:38:54,962
Yeah, Maury Kind.
638
00:38:55,046 --> 00:38:57,631
I'm sorry, you're not a stray.
You're Maury Kind from NPR!
639
00:38:57,715 --> 00:38:59,633
Guilty.
Oh, my God, I love you.
640
00:38:59,717 --> 00:39:03,137
I love your show. I mean, I love...
I love you.
641
00:39:03,221 --> 00:39:04,501
- Thank you.
- Wow.
642
00:39:04,555 --> 00:39:05,556
- Back off, Larry.
- Sorry, sorry.
643
00:39:05,681 --> 00:39:08,161
Where should we put our stuff? Put
it in the kitchen, follow me.
644
00:39:08,226 --> 00:39:09,727
You come meet my girlfriend!
645
00:39:09,852 --> 00:39:13,272
Don't get in her way, Cal!
She's got an angry, red vagina
646
00:39:13,397 --> 00:39:15,733
and she's been drinking rum
punch since 10:00 a.m.
647
00:39:15,858 --> 00:39:17,235
Thank God we pumped.
648
00:39:17,735 --> 00:39:20,154
I cannot believe you
brought Maury Kind.
649
00:39:20,238 --> 00:39:22,740
Yeah, I'm mixing
sound on Urban Tales.
650
00:39:22,823 --> 00:39:25,076
He's going through a divorce,
so I invited him.
651
00:39:25,159 --> 00:39:27,036
I didn't know
you'd geek out so hard.
652
00:39:27,161 --> 00:39:29,038
You know,
I'd love to talk to him.
653
00:39:29,830 --> 00:39:31,249
Well, it'd be weird
if you didn't.
654
00:39:31,332 --> 00:39:34,043
Besides, he read your "Modern
Love" column and loved it.
655
00:39:34,126 --> 00:39:36,003
Stop it. Seriously?
Uh-huh.
656
00:39:36,837 --> 00:39:37,838
Holy shit.
657
00:39:37,922 --> 00:39:39,006
Hey!
658
00:39:39,090 --> 00:39:40,174
Your language.
659
00:39:40,299 --> 00:39:41,425
Huh? Sorry.
660
00:39:41,508 --> 00:39:42,509
Shh.
661
00:39:42,593 --> 00:39:43,719
What an asshole.
662
00:39:44,678 --> 00:39:49,641
I cannot believe people like him
are even allowed to work here.
663
00:39:49,934 --> 00:39:54,105
They take these insecure,
and frustrated men
664
00:39:54,230 --> 00:39:56,440
and they put them in charge
of a bunch of powerless women
665
00:39:56,523 --> 00:40:00,027
and they become
these predatory creeps.
666
00:40:00,111 --> 00:40:05,408
I mean, all of that condescending "I
know what's best for you" bullshit.
667
00:40:06,033 --> 00:40:08,702
You can rage,
but they always win.
668
00:40:10,121 --> 00:40:11,414
They're the ones with the keys.
669
00:40:13,124 --> 00:40:15,042
How long have
you been down here?
670
00:40:16,043 --> 00:40:18,629
I've lost track.
I don't know.
671
00:40:19,297 --> 00:40:20,714
Nine months?
672
00:40:21,173 --> 00:40:22,549
A year?
673
00:40:24,802 --> 00:40:26,178
A year?
674
00:40:29,265 --> 00:40:30,641
That's insane.
675
00:40:30,724 --> 00:40:35,020
They keep the lights on,
so you lose all sense of time.
676
00:40:35,146 --> 00:40:36,272
It's not living.
677
00:40:36,355 --> 00:40:38,107
I mean, yeah, you're breathing,
678
00:40:38,190 --> 00:40:40,025
but you ain't a person no more.
679
00:40:40,151 --> 00:40:44,613
It's bad. You start to
see shit that ain't there.
680
00:40:45,864 --> 00:40:47,116
You start to hear voices.
681
00:40:47,199 --> 00:40:48,951
Oh, my God.
682
00:40:49,660 --> 00:40:51,870
They keep you here
till they break you.
683
00:40:53,247 --> 00:40:54,873
I feel like I'm gonna throw up.
684
00:40:58,002 --> 00:40:59,670
Why did I do that?
685
00:41:01,505 --> 00:41:03,215
Why did I say those things?
686
00:41:05,801 --> 00:41:08,512
He's never going to
let me out of here.
687
00:41:10,348 --> 00:41:13,476
I am so fucking stupid.
688
00:41:14,226 --> 00:41:18,189
I am so fucking stupid!
689
00:41:18,647 --> 00:41:20,441
What's wrong with me?
690
00:41:23,319 --> 00:41:24,903
You still there?
691
00:41:32,119 --> 00:41:36,874
I swear to God that if
they let me out of here...
692
00:41:43,922 --> 00:41:45,508
I will shut up.
693
00:41:46,008 --> 00:41:51,222
I will shut up and I will put my
head down and I will do my time
694
00:41:51,305 --> 00:41:56,477
and I'll smile at Healy and I
won't go near her.
695
00:41:56,727 --> 00:41:58,854
I won't even look at her.
696
00:41:58,937 --> 00:42:02,733
I can do that.
I can do that. I can.
697
00:42:04,026 --> 00:42:05,403
Please.
698
00:42:07,946 --> 00:42:10,074
Please don't leave me here.
699
00:42:12,201 --> 00:42:13,411
Please.
700
00:42:14,661 --> 00:42:17,789
Hey, Vause, I know you're not
working, but can I get my bag?
701
00:42:17,915 --> 00:42:19,083
Yeah, just give me a sec.
702
00:42:19,208 --> 00:42:21,085
What happened to your glasses?
703
00:42:21,210 --> 00:42:23,290
Smashed in the name of Jesus.
704
00:42:23,337 --> 00:42:25,423
Oh, shit. Pennsatucky?
705
00:42:25,589 --> 00:42:28,426
Wow, you guys have
released the kraken.
706
00:42:28,592 --> 00:42:31,387
She's decided it's her Christian
duty to annihilate me.
707
00:42:31,470 --> 00:42:33,764
Because I'm a "privileged
rich girl."
708
00:42:34,223 --> 00:42:38,185
Which is hilarious, because those types of
girls tortured me my whole fucking life.
709
00:42:39,270 --> 00:42:41,397
If you and I had
met in fifth grade,
710
00:42:41,522 --> 00:42:43,648
you'd have made
fun of my clothes.
711
00:42:43,941 --> 00:42:45,484
Who, me?
712
00:42:45,609 --> 00:42:47,528
No, no, no, no. I would never.
713
00:42:47,570 --> 00:42:49,863
You look terrific.
Fuck!
714
00:42:52,991 --> 00:42:54,368
I know what you were like.
715
00:42:54,452 --> 00:43:00,082
Upper West Side, doorman building,
skiing in Jackson Hole.
716
00:43:00,458 --> 00:43:01,500
Am I wrong?
717
00:43:01,625 --> 00:43:03,461
Who told you that shit?
No one.
718
00:43:04,711 --> 00:43:07,339
My business was built on
sniffing out girls like you
719
00:43:07,465 --> 00:43:09,174
and turning 'em into
drug mules.
720
00:43:09,300 --> 00:43:11,969
I knew it. You're a pimp.
721
00:43:12,136 --> 00:43:14,138
Man, you would've been perfect.
722
00:43:14,805 --> 00:43:18,100
Little Nicky at 19? Mmm! I would've
turned you out in two seconds.
723
00:43:18,183 --> 00:43:20,561
I'd make a terrible mule. I
would've done all your drugs.
724
00:43:21,728 --> 00:43:24,815
Besides, okay, what makes you think
I would've fallen for your shit?
725
00:43:25,857 --> 00:43:28,527
Well, you grew up rich, so
you're used to easy money.
726
00:43:28,611 --> 00:43:31,489
You have enough stamps in your
passport to avoid suspicion.
727
00:43:31,572 --> 00:43:33,824
You hate your parents.
Yeah, totally.
728
00:43:33,907 --> 00:43:35,784
You're in your
experimental phase.
729
00:43:35,867 --> 00:43:37,702
All you wanna do is fuck
a woman or black guy,
730
00:43:37,828 --> 00:43:39,704
have some adventure...
Hmm.
731
00:43:39,830 --> 00:43:41,665
...and still be able
to afford a Birkin bag.
732
00:43:41,873 --> 00:43:43,501
Shit, I'm in!
733
00:43:43,584 --> 00:43:44,668
Fuck it. You know me.
734
00:43:44,835 --> 00:43:46,420
Sign me up.
735
00:43:47,087 --> 00:43:48,506
Oh, was that who Piper was?
736
00:43:49,881 --> 00:43:51,842
No, no, Piper was different.
737
00:43:52,009 --> 00:43:53,177
Why? 'Cause you loved her?
738
00:43:55,471 --> 00:43:56,972
Because she was different.
739
00:44:00,142 --> 00:44:01,352
Get some glue, pimp.
740
00:44:03,770 --> 00:44:06,023
Fuck.
741
00:44:09,776 --> 00:44:12,613
Crystal is in love
with her pastor.
742
00:44:12,696 --> 00:44:14,532
Ah.
743
00:44:14,657 --> 00:44:16,367
I'm not surprised.
744
00:44:17,201 --> 00:44:20,829
A lot of women lust after their
pastors, it's very common.
745
00:44:20,912 --> 00:44:25,250
And pastors can do that. Priests
have to learn to bounce their eyes.
746
00:44:25,709 --> 00:44:27,211
Um, what's that?
747
00:44:27,336 --> 00:44:31,507
You never stay focused on a member
of the opposite sex for too long.
748
00:44:31,882 --> 00:44:34,218
That's how I watch
every Russell Crowe movie.
749
00:44:38,389 --> 00:44:39,723
She wants my blessing.
750
00:44:40,932 --> 00:44:42,142
Then you should give it to her.
751
00:44:42,267 --> 00:44:43,519
Why?
752
00:44:45,770 --> 00:44:47,690
I don't understand
why she needs to have sex.
753
00:44:47,772 --> 00:44:49,732
I mean, look at you.
754
00:44:50,484 --> 00:44:52,194
I'm a nun, I took a vow.
755
00:44:52,277 --> 00:44:53,945
She married a man
with a penis, I assume
756
00:44:54,071 --> 00:44:55,738
because she wanted to
use it occasionally.
757
00:44:56,781 --> 00:45:00,035
How much
time do you have left?
758
00:45:00,578 --> 00:45:03,163
Three years,
eight months.
759
00:45:03,830 --> 00:45:06,542
You got what you needed at a
pretty big cost to your family.
760
00:45:06,625 --> 00:45:08,586
This is what she needs.
761
00:45:09,253 --> 00:45:11,754
Doesn't Crystal
deserve some happiness?
762
00:45:12,423 --> 00:45:14,174
Let her go.
763
00:45:15,092 --> 00:45:16,301
I can't.
764
00:45:16,427 --> 00:45:18,512
It's the right thing to do.
765
00:45:22,391 --> 00:45:24,151
Did you want
some more sweet potatoes?
766
00:45:29,607 --> 00:45:31,191
So, Neri, what do you do?
767
00:45:31,358 --> 00:45:33,068
I'm a hyperbaric welder.
768
00:45:33,151 --> 00:45:36,988
Yeah, I used to work on the pipelines,
but now I just normal weld.
769
00:45:37,822 --> 00:45:39,533
Isn't she a badass?
770
00:45:39,658 --> 00:45:42,119
We met when I was
fabricating some sculptures.
771
00:45:42,202 --> 00:45:45,581
Hmm, I have so many burn scars,
Cal and I are naming them.
772
00:45:45,664 --> 00:45:50,001
Oh, oh! Speaking of scars, how was it?
The whole birth thing?
773
00:45:50,127 --> 00:45:51,167
Did you eat your placenta?
774
00:45:51,211 --> 00:45:52,963
No. We passed on that.
775
00:45:53,088 --> 00:45:55,882
Oh, it's really good
for you. Crazy nutrients.
776
00:45:55,966 --> 00:46:00,053
People dehydrate it and make it into
pills, but that's the expensive way.
777
00:46:00,137 --> 00:46:02,514
I always just thought you
could, like, scramble it up.
778
00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:06,184
Just, like, put it in a pan
with some salt and pepper.
779
00:46:06,310 --> 00:46:09,730
Bam! It sounds gross,
but possibly delicious.
780
00:46:09,812 --> 00:46:11,148
Throw some sage in there, too.
781
00:46:12,149 --> 00:46:14,610
Do you still have it?
I don't.
782
00:46:14,777 --> 00:46:17,154
Pete, you're
dropping food on his head.
783
00:46:18,113 --> 00:46:22,326
So, yeah, you know, we both decided
to stick it out, you know.
784
00:46:22,409 --> 00:46:27,331
I mean, it hasn't been easy, but, you
know, relationships are not easy.
785
00:46:27,414 --> 00:46:28,373
Right?
Right. Yeah.
786
00:46:28,499 --> 00:46:31,502
Well, I thought your column was
an interesting perspective.
787
00:46:31,585 --> 00:46:33,504
You know,
the long-suffering husband.
788
00:46:33,629 --> 00:46:35,506
Fiance.
789
00:46:35,631 --> 00:46:37,840
I mean, I didn't really mean
for it to come off that way.
790
00:46:37,966 --> 00:46:39,677
No. No, no, no,
it was very entertaining.
791
00:46:40,051 --> 00:46:42,053
Thank you... Yeah.
Yeah.
792
00:46:42,179 --> 00:46:44,431
Well, I'm a big fan of yours.
I mean... Oh, well.
793
00:46:44,515 --> 00:46:47,142
Yeah, I love your show and...
794
00:46:47,225 --> 00:46:50,853
I was just listening
to the one on road trips.
795
00:46:51,021 --> 00:46:54,107
Cal, the turkey is amazing.
796
00:46:54,191 --> 00:46:57,110
It's perfectly cooked. Thanks, man.
It's a heritage bird.
797
00:46:57,277 --> 00:46:59,112
Actually, Maury, um...
798
00:47:00,531 --> 00:47:05,868
I was thinking that my story
would work really well aloud.
799
00:47:06,244 --> 00:47:08,372
Right. You know, 'cause
I consider myself
800
00:47:08,497 --> 00:47:10,999
a much better
verbal storyteller.
801
00:47:11,082 --> 00:47:12,125
Right. You know, I don't
know if you ever...
802
00:47:12,209 --> 00:47:14,545
Cal, what is a heritage...
I'm sorry, what was that?
803
00:47:14,628 --> 00:47:19,924
Sorry. No, I didn't know if you ever were
open to maybe doing a prison episode.
804
00:47:20,050 --> 00:47:22,720
You know, if you ever
had guests like me on.
805
00:47:23,595 --> 00:47:25,848
Yeah. The thing is, if we
wanted to document prison,
806
00:47:25,930 --> 00:47:28,684
we'd probably talk
to actual inmates.
807
00:47:28,767 --> 00:47:32,730
And if we were gonna do a story about
someone whose loved one was in prison,
808
00:47:32,813 --> 00:47:35,232
we'd find a more
representative example.
809
00:47:35,315 --> 00:47:38,068
Cycle of poverty,
that sort of thing.
810
00:47:38,318 --> 00:47:42,989
Right. Yeah, no, that... I get...
That makes sense. I get it.
811
00:47:43,198 --> 00:47:49,912
But we are working on a show about
unique long-distance relationships.
812
00:47:50,330 --> 00:47:52,791
You know, a guy who works
down on the ice every year,
813
00:47:52,915 --> 00:47:54,501
a pair of married missionaries.
814
00:47:54,585 --> 00:47:55,918
Your story could
be good on that.
815
00:47:56,044 --> 00:47:57,755
Really?
Yeah.
816
00:47:58,630 --> 00:48:00,298
Wow. Yeah. I mean...
817
00:48:00,424 --> 00:48:02,593
Wow, I would love that.
818
00:48:02,718 --> 00:48:04,553
I mean, I would love
to do that.
819
00:48:04,636 --> 00:48:05,804
- Hey, toast!
- Yes!
820
00:48:05,928 --> 00:48:07,765
- Toast.
- Cheers.
821
00:48:07,848 --> 00:48:09,683
Happy Thanksgiving.
Happy Thanksgiving.
822
00:48:09,767 --> 00:48:10,768
Eye contact.
823
00:48:27,618 --> 00:48:29,244
No gravy?
824
00:48:29,745 --> 00:48:31,288
Why is there no gravy?
825
00:48:31,371 --> 00:48:32,997
You complaining?
826
00:48:33,624 --> 00:48:36,000
Uh... No, ma'am.
No, no, no.
827
00:48:36,126 --> 00:48:37,960
Come on, Little Boo.
Let's not complain.
828
00:48:38,086 --> 00:48:40,963
I don't know why you threw it out. I tried it.
It tasted great to me.
829
00:48:45,761 --> 00:48:50,474
I'm thankful for my health,
for my strong body and mind.
830
00:48:50,557 --> 00:48:53,644
And for you girls,
who remind me every day
831
00:48:53,769 --> 00:48:56,521
that self-forgiveness
is possible.
832
00:48:57,856 --> 00:48:59,023
Hmm.
833
00:48:59,149 --> 00:49:01,401
I'm thankful that Taystee got
the fuck out of this dump.
834
00:49:01,485 --> 00:49:02,945
Yeah, I'll second that.
835
00:49:03,111 --> 00:49:06,072
I'm thankful for my
new bitch, Little Boo.
836
00:49:06,156 --> 00:49:08,659
Sit, hooker. Ah! Good girl.
837
00:49:08,742 --> 00:49:10,160
There you go.
838
00:49:12,078 --> 00:49:14,438
Oh, and, of course, I'm thankful
for all y'all other bitches.
839
00:49:15,833 --> 00:49:17,501
Do you wanna say grace, Sister?
840
00:49:20,170 --> 00:49:21,672
I trust in the Lord
841
00:49:21,797 --> 00:49:26,259
with all my heart and lean
not on my own understanding.
842
00:49:27,845 --> 00:49:28,930
Amen.
843
00:49:29,011 --> 00:49:30,388
Amen.
844
00:49:30,514 --> 00:49:32,140
Amen.
845
00:49:36,979 --> 00:49:38,563
Man, it sucks to
get glasses replaced,
846
00:49:38,689 --> 00:49:41,191
you have to get someone on the outside
to fill your prescription.
847
00:49:41,358 --> 00:49:42,484
How blind are you?
848
00:49:43,485 --> 00:49:44,736
Blindish.
849
00:49:45,988 --> 00:49:48,198
Bright side, you can't see
the color of these potatoes.
850
00:49:53,328 --> 00:49:55,873
It doesn't feel right to be
eating while she's in there.
851
00:49:55,998 --> 00:49:59,543
Straight girls. They'll
fuck you up every time.
852
00:50:49,342 --> 00:50:50,594
Hey!
853
00:50:51,970 --> 00:50:53,263
Hey.
854
00:50:53,597 --> 00:50:55,766
Did you get this loaf thing?
855
00:50:57,601 --> 00:51:01,271
Looks like three different dinners
mushed together into a mound.
856
00:51:01,980 --> 00:51:03,314
Are you looking at it?
857
00:51:06,777 --> 00:51:07,945
Hello?
858
00:51:09,111 --> 00:51:10,321
Can you hear me?
859
00:51:17,454 --> 00:51:19,497
Please tell me that
you're still there.
860
00:51:23,585 --> 00:51:24,628
You can't
leave her in there.
861
00:51:24,711 --> 00:51:26,797
I don't know what the hell she's
doing in Seg in the first place.
862
00:51:26,922 --> 00:51:30,592
Christ, even Mendez
said it was uncalled for
863
00:51:30,675 --> 00:51:32,636
and that guy lives
to throw people in the box.
864
00:51:32,719 --> 00:51:34,512
You're not my boss.
Today I am.
865
00:51:34,638 --> 00:51:35,973
Fig is on vacation.
866
00:51:36,056 --> 00:51:42,062
And I am telling you I don't have the
write-ups or the paperwork to support it.
867
00:51:42,144 --> 00:51:45,231
She got under your skin, Sam.
This is personal.
868
00:51:45,356 --> 00:51:47,859
She thinks she's
running the place.
869
00:51:48,110 --> 00:51:50,320
You don't have to tell me that.
870
00:51:50,821 --> 00:51:54,491
Her fiance is raising a stink bigger
than the shit I took this morning.
871
00:51:54,616 --> 00:51:57,119
Christ, he's probably got the
Obamas on the phone by now.
872
00:51:57,201 --> 00:52:00,122
These liberal, wealthy
offenders, they're connected.
873
00:52:00,914 --> 00:52:05,167
And if they review this, the paper
trail is going to be sweaty.
874
00:52:06,837 --> 00:52:09,881
So do us all a favor
and get her out of there.
875
00:52:10,048 --> 00:52:12,050
It's not even 48 hours.
876
00:52:12,174 --> 00:52:13,593
Get her out of there.
877
00:52:26,898 --> 00:52:28,859
Mmm-hmm.
Mmm-hmm.
878
00:52:28,984 --> 00:52:30,401
- Mmm.
Mmm-hmm.
879
00:52:33,195 --> 00:52:36,700
I'm sorry you feeling like shit,
chica, but I had to do it.
880
00:52:37,993 --> 00:52:39,536
It's okay.
I'm relieved, actually.
881
00:52:48,545 --> 00:52:49,754
I wanna keep it.
882
00:52:52,007 --> 00:52:53,767
But I don't wanna
get him in trouble, though.
883
00:52:56,553 --> 00:52:58,889
Don't worry, nena.
We'll figure something out.
884
00:52:58,972 --> 00:53:02,224
You're gonna have a baby.
I'm gonna be a grandmother.
885
00:53:18,408 --> 00:53:20,242
Hello?
886
00:53:20,368 --> 00:53:23,371
An inmate from Litchfield
Federal Prison is attempting to contact you.
887
00:53:23,454 --> 00:53:25,707
To accept the call,
please press one.
888
00:53:30,087 --> 00:53:32,005
Baby? It's me.
889
00:53:32,089 --> 00:53:34,298
Uh, I'm just
getting in the car.
890
00:53:35,759 --> 00:53:37,510
I'll just take a minute.
891
00:53:37,594 --> 00:53:39,221
I was wrong.
892
00:53:39,804 --> 00:53:42,640
You do whatever you need to do.
893
00:53:43,767 --> 00:53:45,185
You have my blessing.
894
00:53:51,775 --> 00:53:53,275
Thank you.
895
00:53:55,528 --> 00:53:57,114
Happy Thanksgiving.
896
00:53:57,321 --> 00:53:58,698
Happy Thanksgiving.
897
00:54:03,954 --> 00:54:05,287
You Josie's girl?
898
00:54:05,371 --> 00:54:07,165
My cousin, Neicey,
told me I could stay here.
899
00:54:07,289 --> 00:54:10,168
Neicey don't live here no more.
And I know she ain't your cousin.
900
00:54:10,292 --> 00:54:11,878
We had the same foster family.
901
00:54:12,503 --> 00:54:16,633
Look, I ain't getting my ass in trouble
letting some ex-con stay in my house.
902
00:54:16,758 --> 00:54:19,469
But I have to stay here. This is
the address I gave my supervisor.
903
00:54:19,636 --> 00:54:21,679
The system gonna
come check on me.
904
00:54:21,888 --> 00:54:23,473
That ain't my problem.
905
00:54:23,681 --> 00:54:25,516
I ain't got
nowhere else to stay at.
906
00:54:26,684 --> 00:54:27,727
Shit.
907
00:54:29,353 --> 00:54:31,189
You can sleep in that corner.
908
00:54:32,983 --> 00:54:34,484
On the floor.
909
00:54:34,859 --> 00:54:36,360
Leave that
mattress where it is.
910
00:54:36,486 --> 00:54:40,865
'Cause I ain't having no rapey motherfuckers
coming in off that fire-escape again.
911
00:54:40,991 --> 00:54:42,993
And you're out
in the morning, understand?
912
00:54:49,666 --> 00:54:50,875
Hmm, Burset.
913
00:54:53,170 --> 00:54:55,713
Um... You gave me four.
914
00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:58,508
Yeah, new doctor.
915
00:54:58,675 --> 00:55:01,178
He said your chart was wrong. So
you're back to your old dosage.
916
00:55:04,514 --> 00:55:06,683
Thank you.
917
00:55:06,766 --> 00:55:08,350
Hmm?
Thank you.
918
00:55:16,526 --> 00:55:18,528
Chapman! You're out.
919
00:55:18,611 --> 00:55:19,904
Back to camp.
920
00:55:34,044 --> 00:55:35,444
Mr. Healy?
921
00:55:37,005 --> 00:55:39,799
Piper Chapman's fiance came to
visit while she was in lock-up.
922
00:55:41,968 --> 00:55:43,845
And?
923
00:55:43,928 --> 00:55:46,097
He left his number, sir.
924
00:55:46,223 --> 00:55:47,473
I'm sorry, I know
that's against the rules,
925
00:55:47,557 --> 00:55:49,684
but he wanted to know
why she was in SHU.
926
00:55:50,601 --> 00:55:53,271
Okay. Thank you.
I'll take that.
927
00:56:13,583 --> 00:56:15,085
Hello?
928
00:56:15,252 --> 00:56:16,669
Hello, Mr. Bloom?
929
00:56:16,753 --> 00:56:19,881
This is Counselor Healy from
the Department of Corrections.
930
00:56:19,964 --> 00:56:24,052
I have some information that might
interest you regarding your fiancee.
931
00:56:55,166 --> 00:56:57,127
Holy shit, Chapman, you're out.
932
00:56:58,295 --> 00:56:59,421
Oh, my God...
933
00:57:01,881 --> 00:57:03,967
Let's get out of here.
Are you okay?
934
00:57:07,178 --> 00:57:09,097
What are we doing here?
935
00:57:22,612 --> 00:57:33,441
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