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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Why aren't you at work?
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Luschek never showed.
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Probably passed out
in his own vomit somewhere.
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So you chose to
come in here and help?
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Yeah. Figured you could use it.
It's Thanksgiving.
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Then get your
ass off my counter
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and help Gina pull the turkeys
out of the freezer.
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Shit, we got
real turkey this year!
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We got trimmings from the factory.
50 cents a pound.
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Trimmings? Jesus.
The shit no one else wants.
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That's a bag of turkey
assholes right there.
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The whole meal has to come
in at $1.05 a prisoner.
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Taxpayers don't give
a shit if it's a holiday.
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We're the bad guys.
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Pig-fucker.
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Brown the onions for the gravy.
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That too hot, baby?
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No, it's perfect.
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I feel so good.
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"Frequent
blinking may actually be a way
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"for your brain to
rest while you're awake."
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Wakeful rest, huh?
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You okay, honey?
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It's just being
touched by another person.
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I get it.
Thanks.
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The body gets lonely in here.
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Yeah. It's not even sex,
you know? I just...
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I miss contact.
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Human beings aren't supposed
to live like this.
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I've been in almost two years
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and there's still nights
I reach out for my wife.
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You know, I was
thinking about you guys.
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And I was imagining
what I would do if Larry
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told me that he
wanted to be a woman.
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I'd like to think that
I would be open to it,
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but it would just be so weird.
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I'm sorry,
is that totally rude?
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No. It's fine.
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He would make
such an ugly girl.
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Is he coming to
visit you today?
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First holiday in
prison can be rough.
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Very emotional.
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But she's
gonna be fine,
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'cause we about to make some Heidi Klum
shit happen right here.
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Ugh, that smells nasty.
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What's it made of?
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You don't wanna know.
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How did you learn all this?
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My aunt was a santera. I used
to help her out sometimes.
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I dabble.
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So what's gonna happen to me?
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You're gonna cramp up,
some wicked diarrhea.
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This shit ain't pretty.
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You drink this, then you're gonna
go out and dig a hole in the yard.
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You're gonna make
me shit in a hole?
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No. You're gonna put
this bean in there.
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Then you're gonna
find a cigarette,
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you're gonna blow
some smoke in there,
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you're gonna cover it up
with a mound of dirt.
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And that's gonna have to do it,
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because I don't have any
angelica or gris-gris oil.
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Take it.
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This is gonna kill it?
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Well, that's what
you want, right?
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As long as it
don't feel anything.
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Please. It don't
even have a brain yet.
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Hurry up, drink it.
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Ow, that's hot!
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I told you it was, stupid.
Go ahead, drink it all.
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Where my Snickers?
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You know, I pray for all the dead
babies and all their baby souls.
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And God, he's gonna
let them into heaven,
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even though
they weren't baptized.
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Are you getting all of this?
Yeah.
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And you can also tell Judy
that I pray for her as well.
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Well, her name's Barbara.
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Barbara?
Barbara.
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Damn! I can't keep all
this fan mail straight.
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I can't
keep up with it.
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What? You have fans?
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She's a hero.
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She's a defender of the unborn.
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Jeez, that sounds
like a bad X-Men movie.
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What'd you do,
bomb an abortion clinic?
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And you can sign off with, "I
will be out of here by 2015,
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"before the rapture."
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Oh, man.
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Is something
fucking funny to you?
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Yeah. It's just that people
predict the rapture all the time.
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I mean, wasn't that supposed
to happen in 2011?
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No. It comes in two stages.
If you study your shit.
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The first one was
a spiritual rapture.
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And the second one coming
is a physical one.
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Ah, I see.
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Okay?
Got it.
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And you're not invited,
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because they don't allow gay
people on the rapture bus!
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There's a bus?
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Are all the seats already taken
by Appalachian meth-heads?
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Oh, man, you're gonna... You're just
gonna get it, Vause, aren't you?
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Do we have to go
back to the dryer?
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You already locked me
in that fucking dryer.
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Yeah, maybe I'll fucking
turn it on this time.
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Make you spin
around like a gerbil.
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Wanna know why?
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'Cause I've had it with
rich bitches like you.
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Those are bobos!
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Real Adidas have
three stripes, not four.
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Your shoes are bobos.
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So?
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So your mom shops at Payless.
And works at Friendly's.
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My mom has, like, four jobs.
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That's not something
to brag about.
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You dress like a bum.
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She smells like one, too.
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Do you guys live in
that janky car?
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Bye-bye, pigsty!
Bye-bye, pigsty!
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Are those your friends?
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No.
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How was school?
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They changed the schedule around, so
I don't gotta work nights no more.
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Fucking Brenda keeps trying to
get me to cover her shifts.
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What are you doing?
It's freezing out.
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What the fuck was that?
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I'm not wearing those anymore.
They're bobos.
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Go get 'em back.
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Jessica Wedge
says they're lame.
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So fuck Jessica Wedge.
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They all make fun of me.
They call me pigsty.
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Did you tell them
who your dad is?
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I've never even met him.
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Well, you tell them.
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You tell them, "My dad is Lee Burley,
the drummer for Death Maiden."
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You see what those smug
little bitches say then.
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I mean, who are they, huh?
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What? 'Cause their parents
work at the college,
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they think they're
all fucking fancy?
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You are the daughter
of a rock god.
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If he's so rich and famous,
why are we so broke?
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You know how many girls used
to scream at his concerts?
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You know, rip their clothes off?
Throw themselves at him?
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But your dad chose me.
And together we made you.
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Now go get your
fucking sneakers.
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Don't you listen to those
smarty-pants assholes.
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They're gonna have
boring-ass lives.
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They're gonna wish that they were you.
You are cool.
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Listen up, turd-bags!
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We're gonna let you have your
little going-away party,
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but do not make our lives more difficult
afterwards by hanging yourself,
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with a sheet,
or a tampon string,
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or whatever the fuck you like to
get all arts and craftsy with.
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No Thanksgiving suicides.
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Chapman, what are we not to do
on this day of thanks?
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Commit suicide?
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Exactly.
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We are the Pilgrims,
you bitches are the Indians.
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This is the holiday
where we cooperate.
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Oh, yes.
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We bring you maize, and you
give us small pox blankets.
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Exactly. Everybody wins.
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You look like JonBenet Ramsey.
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Well,
that's what I was going for.
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Can you hold this for me?
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Yeah.
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Did you make this?
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Mmm-hmm.
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It's my second attempt. I spelled
it wrong the first time.
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And they say you
went to college.
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God, I hate seeing people go. It
reminds me how much time I have left.
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Yeah.
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But think of
the story that you'll have.
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That is my line.
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I know it is. You always trot
it out in times of suckiness.
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Yeah.
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Like that stomach
virus I had in Java.
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Oh, it was
a great fucking story.
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The whole village came out
to watch you poop.
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Hmm.
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So maybe this is
kind of like that.
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Yo, yo, she coming,
y'all! Taystee!
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Taystee, Taystee, Taystee!
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I'm getting out, bitches!
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Yeah. Fight the power!
Fuck the man!
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Hey!
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Watch it.
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Hey, yo, come here.
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Girl, you my shawty.
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Aw! Cut it out.
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You scrubby little hood rats
gonna make a bitch cry.
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I'll miss you, bitch.
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Yeah, girl.
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My God, do you remember this?
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Yes.
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I don't even know how
the arms go. I think...
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What the fuck?
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Shit, these white
girls trying to throw down.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, girl!
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Shake that ass.
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That's lesbian activity.
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Yeah!
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It sure is.
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White girls
gone wild.
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Oh, my gosh.
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They're sexing,
Mr. Healy. I seen it.
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This morning, in the bathroom,
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one girl's face was all up
in the other one's hoo-ha.
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It was so nasty.
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It's an abomination.
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Okay, enough.
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They were moaning
and everything.
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Speaking in tongues, like
it's some kind of revival.
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Who? Who are you
talking about?
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Vause and Chapman.
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Chapman?
Mmm-hmm.
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Chapman.
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She a lesbian.
They lesbianing together.
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They're in there right now
in front of everyone,
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dancing all up on each other.
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Show me.
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Chapman!
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Get over here.
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Party's over.
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We were just...
Shut your mouth, Chapman.
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You think it's appropriate
to violate your fellow inmate?
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Violate? We were just dancing...
I said shut your mouth!
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You asked me a question.
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That looked like
attempted rape to me.
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- Take her to SHU.
- Uh...
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What? You can't do that.
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Yeah, she's kind of right.
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Shut up, Mendez!
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You know,
I'm tired of your shit.
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I'm your superior
fucking officer!
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Now, you put her in the goddamn box,
or I will fucking write you up, too!
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No, no, no, no.
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- She didn't even do anything.
- Step back!
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Or I will cite you for
assaulting an officer.
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I have
visitation today.
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Larry's coming to see me.
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- You can't do this.
- It's all right.
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Let's do what the man says...
Please don't do this to me.
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...before he has an aneurysm.
Come on.
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- Please don't do this.
- Come on!
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Give me a shotgun!
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Give me a motherfucking
shotgun, motherfucker!
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This is you.
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How long am I gonna be in here?
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Till we let you out.
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So tomorrow's the day.
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My cousin was supposed to send me my
dress-out pack, but it never came.
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Now I gotta wear the same
shit I came in here with.
253
00:15:02,471 --> 00:15:03,721
Man, it's gonna be too tight.
254
00:15:03,846 --> 00:15:05,932
Man, you can walk
out of here in a garbage bag,
255
00:15:06,015 --> 00:15:07,856
you'll still be dancing
all the way to the bus.
256
00:15:09,561 --> 00:15:10,937
I'm scared.
257
00:15:11,229 --> 00:15:13,482
Nothing out there gonna be
scarier than this shit.
258
00:15:13,648 --> 00:15:15,900
Shit, I been in
institutions my whole life.
259
00:15:15,984 --> 00:15:19,195
I was a ward of the state till I was 16.
Then juvie.
260
00:15:20,905 --> 00:15:22,157
I got no skills.
261
00:15:22,324 --> 00:15:23,783
Well, now you're just lying.
262
00:15:23,866 --> 00:15:26,828
You've worked in that law
library for two years.
263
00:15:26,953 --> 00:15:28,663
You know more than
my public defender.
264
00:15:28,788 --> 00:15:32,459
Yeah, but out there, you need
real school for that stuff.
265
00:15:32,542 --> 00:15:34,383
No one's
gonna take me serious.
266
00:15:35,378 --> 00:15:37,589
You're a smart girl.
267
00:15:37,631 --> 00:15:39,424
You like to play the clown,
268
00:15:40,175 --> 00:15:42,677
but you've got a lot
to offer this world.
269
00:15:42,802 --> 00:15:44,554
This is not a life, Taystee.
270
00:15:45,555 --> 00:15:47,849
Yo, listen to Voodoo Mambo, yo.
271
00:15:47,932 --> 00:15:49,725
Hey, yo, you think
you just having...
272
00:15:49,851 --> 00:15:50,852
What they call it?
273
00:15:50,935 --> 00:15:54,439
That thing that happens to animals in
captivity where it changes they brains?
274
00:15:54,523 --> 00:15:55,857
I seen it at
the Bronx Zoo once.
275
00:15:55,982 --> 00:15:58,401
This giraffe ate its own vomit,
276
00:15:58,527 --> 00:16:00,987
banged its head up
against the bars.
277
00:16:01,070 --> 00:16:04,616
'Cause it ain't fit to live in the wild no more.
Don't know how to eat leaves.
278
00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:07,160
That's what I'm saying.
I'm the giraffe.
279
00:16:07,285 --> 00:16:10,413
Fuck no, you ain't. Giraffes skinny.
Look at that ass.
280
00:16:12,790 --> 00:16:14,125
Yo, don't let 'em
get to you, T.
281
00:16:15,918 --> 00:16:17,920
This ain't where it's at.
282
00:16:18,713 --> 00:16:21,675
Jed and Lane are flying in from
Chicago tonight with the kids.
283
00:16:21,757 --> 00:16:22,800
Will Grammie be there?
284
00:16:22,884 --> 00:16:24,511
Grammie's gonna
stay in North Carolina.
285
00:16:24,594 --> 00:16:25,761
She's got a boyfriend.
286
00:16:26,221 --> 00:16:27,305
No shit!
287
00:16:27,389 --> 00:16:28,390
Suzanne.
288
00:16:28,557 --> 00:16:30,892
Sorry, language.
289
00:16:31,518 --> 00:16:34,896
I know I'm a mess. I've been cooking
at the soup kitchen at church.
290
00:16:35,021 --> 00:16:36,398
Sweet potato casserole?
291
00:16:36,481 --> 00:16:38,567
Yeah, I'm a one-trick pony.
Hmm.
292
00:16:39,108 --> 00:16:42,237
See, you're back at church.
293
00:16:42,404 --> 00:16:44,906
I told you,
people will get over it.
294
00:16:45,031 --> 00:16:47,617
Well, there's a new pastor.
Hmm.
295
00:16:47,950 --> 00:16:49,827
He's been really welcoming.
Very nice.
296
00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:53,039
He introduced me
to a money manager,
297
00:16:53,122 --> 00:16:55,625
who gave me some free advice
on how to talk to the bank.
298
00:16:55,750 --> 00:16:57,877
And he's sweet with Michael.
299
00:16:58,420 --> 00:16:59,421
Um...
300
00:17:00,547 --> 00:17:03,508
Eva stopped by the salon.
She's pregnant.
301
00:17:04,008 --> 00:17:05,760
You know, she's been
trying for a long time.
302
00:17:05,843 --> 00:17:07,887
You like him? This pastor?
303
00:17:09,097 --> 00:17:10,348
He's a good man.
304
00:17:10,932 --> 00:17:12,308
That's not what I'm asking.
305
00:17:14,769 --> 00:17:17,689
I'm not gonna talk about this.
It's Thanksgiving.
306
00:17:17,813 --> 00:17:19,232
Well, I wanna talk about it.
307
00:17:20,609 --> 00:17:22,360
What do you want me to say?
308
00:17:22,611 --> 00:17:24,613
That I met someone
and I'm interested?
309
00:17:26,448 --> 00:17:28,324
That I'm lonely and I miss men?
310
00:17:30,285 --> 00:17:31,453
When you went away,
you told me...
311
00:17:31,578 --> 00:17:33,121
I know what I said.
312
00:17:33,996 --> 00:17:38,042
Baby, I don't want some strange
man around my son, my wife.
313
00:17:39,377 --> 00:17:42,631
Well, we don't always get
what we want now, do we?
314
00:17:46,301 --> 00:17:48,136
What about your hair?
Mommy!
315
00:17:48,803 --> 00:17:51,681
I happen to like
my hair like this.
316
00:17:55,685 --> 00:17:57,312
Hi.
317
00:17:57,395 --> 00:17:58,813
Here to see Chapman?
Yep.
318
00:17:58,896 --> 00:18:00,096
You two are such a cute couple.
319
00:18:00,148 --> 00:18:03,485
She's the cute one. I'm like
her furry sidekick.
320
00:18:04,902 --> 00:18:06,195
Oh, um...
321
00:18:06,321 --> 00:18:08,323
Actually,
you can't see her today.
322
00:18:08,406 --> 00:18:09,574
Why not?
323
00:18:09,658 --> 00:18:11,951
She's had some
privileges revoked.
324
00:18:13,077 --> 00:18:15,622
She's in the Security Housing Unit.
The what?
325
00:18:15,705 --> 00:18:19,167
Solitary? She's in solitary?
What did she do?
326
00:18:20,042 --> 00:18:22,003
I'm sorry, I can't
tell you that. I don't...
327
00:18:22,086 --> 00:18:23,672
This is ridiculous!
328
00:18:23,755 --> 00:18:25,340
I need to speak
with your manager,
329
00:18:25,423 --> 00:18:29,135
or your superior, whoever the
fuck is in charge here, please!
330
00:18:29,218 --> 00:18:31,346
Please don't swear at me. I can
give you a number to call...
331
00:18:31,471 --> 00:18:32,472
Is she okay?
332
00:18:32,555 --> 00:18:35,099
Can't I just see
her for a minute?
333
00:18:35,183 --> 00:18:37,560
I mean, it's a holiday,
for God's sake.
334
00:18:39,020 --> 00:18:44,359
Okay, can you at least give my phone
number to her counselor, Mr. Healy?
335
00:18:44,484 --> 00:18:47,445
Okay? And have him call me? Right
away, he needs to call me right away.
336
00:18:47,529 --> 00:18:49,656
Uh, I'm not allowed to...
Please.
337
00:18:49,739 --> 00:18:50,990
Please.
338
00:18:53,284 --> 00:18:54,536
I guess, maybe.
Thank you.
339
00:18:54,661 --> 00:18:55,995
Thank you!
340
00:18:56,078 --> 00:18:57,372
Do you have...
341
00:18:57,497 --> 00:18:58,748
Can I...
342
00:19:08,424 --> 00:19:09,425
I'll pass it along.
Okay.
343
00:19:09,551 --> 00:19:15,097
And if you see Piper, will you
tell her that I love her?
344
00:19:15,223 --> 00:19:18,100
Okay? And to call me.
Have her call me.
345
00:19:18,351 --> 00:19:23,439
And also
that I love her.
346
00:19:25,233 --> 00:19:26,317
Okay.
347
00:19:28,152 --> 00:19:30,655
Happy Thanksgiving, Mr. Bloom.
348
00:19:31,072 --> 00:19:33,199
- Motherfucker!
- Shut up!
349
00:19:33,282 --> 00:19:36,411
Motherfucker!
I'll kill you, motherfucker.
350
00:19:46,003 --> 00:19:49,006
I'll kill
all you motherfuckers!
351
00:19:51,593 --> 00:19:55,012
I'm gonna kill
myself if I can't get out of here.
352
00:20:26,419 --> 00:20:29,464
My brother, Donny,
shot a turkey last year,
353
00:20:29,547 --> 00:20:33,301
but it weren't really a turkey.
It was a fucking bald eagle.
354
00:20:34,469 --> 00:20:37,472
But he still shoved a Coors
Light up the damn thing's ass
355
00:20:37,597 --> 00:20:39,181
and put it on the grill.
356
00:20:39,307 --> 00:20:40,349
And proceeded to eat it.
357
00:20:40,475 --> 00:20:44,353
And when the ranger walked up, he had
the bird hanging out of his mouth.
358
00:20:44,479 --> 00:20:48,817
He took his ass right to jail. And
now he's in Federal, in Virginia.
359
00:20:51,152 --> 00:20:52,361
Did it taste like chicken?
360
00:20:52,487 --> 00:20:54,280
No, it tasted like an eagle.
361
00:20:58,159 --> 00:20:59,368
Was your brother smoking tina?
362
00:20:59,494 --> 00:21:00,662
He snorts Oxy now.
363
00:21:00,787 --> 00:21:02,246
Fuck you.
364
00:21:02,330 --> 00:21:04,290
What the...
Get the... The fuck!
365
00:21:06,542 --> 00:21:07,502
Thanks
for last night, baby.
366
00:21:07,627 --> 00:21:10,964
That shit was amazing. Nobody's
ever licked my pussy like that.
367
00:21:11,046 --> 00:21:13,508
You are lying! I would
never touch this bitch!
368
00:21:13,591 --> 00:21:15,343
Hey, knock it off! You wanna
join your friend down the hill?
369
00:21:15,426 --> 00:21:17,011
You know,
you're going to hell!
370
00:21:17,136 --> 00:21:19,764
And you're gonna burn there
for the entire eternity!
371
00:21:19,848 --> 00:21:21,766
- I'm already there.
- Have a seat.
372
00:21:24,059 --> 00:21:25,227
Taste it, Norma.
373
00:21:26,855 --> 00:21:28,189
What did I tell you?
374
00:21:28,314 --> 00:21:30,441
It's damn near perfect.
375
00:21:33,862 --> 00:21:37,031
Ladies! Listen up!
It's time to leave.
376
00:21:37,156 --> 00:21:41,118
Let's go! Everybody out, except for you.
You can stay.
377
00:21:41,202 --> 00:21:43,872
Let's go, Silent Bob.
That means you, too. Come on.
378
00:21:44,038 --> 00:21:46,040
It's okay, I'll take over.
379
00:21:48,501 --> 00:21:49,836
Attagirl.
380
00:22:15,904 --> 00:22:17,196
Where's my shit, Red?
381
00:22:17,697 --> 00:22:19,574
I don't know what
you're talking about.
382
00:22:19,657 --> 00:22:20,992
Really?
383
00:22:21,075 --> 00:22:23,452
Are you gonna make me look
through every box in here?
384
00:22:24,245 --> 00:22:26,748
How'd you do it?
You stopped the truck?
385
00:22:27,582 --> 00:22:28,750
Maybe.
386
00:22:29,584 --> 00:22:31,836
Or maybe I got it
from one of your girls.
387
00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:33,796
My girls
wouldn't tell you shit.
388
00:22:34,296 --> 00:22:35,297
Huh.
389
00:22:36,340 --> 00:22:38,091
You want your pills?
390
00:22:40,053 --> 00:22:42,095
You can go stick
your head in the toilet.
391
00:22:42,263 --> 00:22:44,348
There might be a few
still floating around.
392
00:22:53,441 --> 00:22:55,860
You listen to me,
you crazy cunt!
393
00:22:57,278 --> 00:23:01,449
The next time my shipment comes in,
you're gonna put it to the side,
394
00:23:01,657 --> 00:23:04,410
top shelf, in the walk-in.
395
00:23:05,494 --> 00:23:07,204
Tricia's in detox.
396
00:23:07,288 --> 00:23:09,958
I hear Caputo's
looking for her source.
397
00:23:10,083 --> 00:23:12,125
What would he think
of your little operation?
398
00:23:12,293 --> 00:23:14,295
You mean, your operation?
399
00:23:15,046 --> 00:23:18,049
All the contraband
comes through your kitchen.
400
00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:23,596
Looks like we're at
a Cold War stand-off, Ruskie.
401
00:23:24,263 --> 00:23:26,223
And I got
a bigger weapon than you.
402
00:23:28,267 --> 00:23:29,393
You wanna see it?
403
00:24:08,265 --> 00:24:11,393
Just a little something extra
for the holidays.
404
00:24:16,482 --> 00:24:20,862
Next time you fuck with my
stash, I'll end your life.
405
00:24:30,287 --> 00:24:31,288
Hello?
406
00:24:31,706 --> 00:24:33,624
Hi! Yes, hi.
407
00:24:34,709 --> 00:24:39,047
Hello, I am trying to reach the Executive
Assistant or the Assistant Warden, please.
408
00:24:39,172 --> 00:24:40,589
Sir, it's after duty hours.
409
00:24:41,256 --> 00:24:45,386
Okay. Yes. Look my wife
is in the solitary unit.
410
00:24:45,469 --> 00:24:47,388
Okay? She's being
held there illegally.
411
00:24:47,513 --> 00:24:50,558
Now, my father is a lawyer,
I know her rights.
412
00:24:50,641 --> 00:24:52,518
It's a holiday, sir.
413
00:24:52,601 --> 00:24:55,563
Exactly! That's exactly right!
I know it's a holiday.
414
00:24:55,688 --> 00:24:57,565
That's what makes
this so outrageous.
415
00:24:57,690 --> 00:24:58,890
You can call back on Monday...
416
00:24:58,941 --> 00:25:00,484
Would you please listen to me?
417
00:25:00,568 --> 00:25:02,695
Sir, please. Listen to me.
418
00:25:02,778 --> 00:25:05,322
I have left messages
for the Associate Warden,
419
00:25:05,406 --> 00:25:07,825
for the Public
Information's Officer,
420
00:25:07,909 --> 00:25:09,618
for the Department
of Corrections,
421
00:25:09,744 --> 00:25:11,453
for the fucking
Governor's office.
422
00:25:11,579 --> 00:25:12,538
Okay?
423
00:25:12,621 --> 00:25:16,333
If I don't get a call back
from somebody soon,
424
00:25:16,417 --> 00:25:19,921
you people are gonna have a fucking
lawsuit on your hands. Now...
425
00:25:20,046 --> 00:25:21,089
Hello,
you have reached
426
00:25:21,172 --> 00:25:23,298
the Federal Correctional
Institution in Litchfield.
427
00:25:23,424 --> 00:25:25,927
God! Fuck!
428
00:25:27,929 --> 00:25:30,514
Dude, that was really dramatic.
429
00:25:35,061 --> 00:25:37,605
You know how much
Piper loves Thanksgiving.
430
00:25:37,688 --> 00:25:39,190
It is her favorite.
431
00:25:39,314 --> 00:25:40,775
Yeah, I don't know why.
432
00:25:40,900 --> 00:25:42,985
Had to wear a suit jacket.
Fucking toxic.
433
00:25:43,111 --> 00:25:44,831
You've been to Thanksgiving
with my parents.
434
00:25:44,862 --> 00:25:48,241
Yeah, no, I know, it's horrible.
She loves our Thanksgivings.
435
00:25:48,323 --> 00:25:50,451
Oh, in your parents' apartment?
436
00:25:51,119 --> 00:25:54,622
They go to South Beach.
They have gravy boats.
437
00:25:54,705 --> 00:25:56,665
A maid comes and cleans up
in the morning. Come on.
438
00:25:56,707 --> 00:26:01,087
They won't mind me using these awesome
tchotchkes for my table-scape, will they?
439
00:26:01,170 --> 00:26:02,630
We have to cancel.
440
00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:07,300
We have to cancel. You have
to cancel the whole thing.
441
00:26:07,426 --> 00:26:11,180
Cal, I can't
host people here, all right?
442
00:26:11,304 --> 00:26:15,143
Not under these circumstances. All right?
It does not feel right.
443
00:26:15,601 --> 00:26:19,105
No, yeah, you're right, man.
We should cancel.
444
00:26:20,397 --> 00:26:24,485
We'll cancel. We'll cover
the mirrors, sit shivah.
445
00:26:24,568 --> 00:26:27,655
It's what your
people do, right?
446
00:26:27,780 --> 00:26:29,991
It's when someone dies, Cal.
She's not dead.
447
00:26:30,116 --> 00:26:34,369
Exactly. Look,
I love my sister, dude.
448
00:26:34,495 --> 00:26:36,914
But she got herself
sent to the hoosegow.
449
00:26:36,998 --> 00:26:40,501
And now she's clearly pulled some other
shit to get herself into even more trouble.
450
00:26:40,584 --> 00:26:43,587
You have done everything
that you can do.
451
00:26:43,671 --> 00:26:47,340
And Piper would love the fact that
you're throwing Thanksgiving,
452
00:26:47,424 --> 00:26:51,679
our friends are coming,
the maid is coming tomorrow.
453
00:26:51,762 --> 00:26:57,518
And I've spent my entire life-savings
on this, this marvelous turkey.
454
00:26:58,560 --> 00:27:00,313
She'd want us to celebrate.
455
00:27:01,814 --> 00:27:03,356
I'm sure she's fine.
456
00:27:13,408 --> 00:27:14,409
Chapman?
457
00:27:15,828 --> 00:27:17,205
Mr. Healy?
458
00:27:17,370 --> 00:27:18,371
How are you?
459
00:27:20,624 --> 00:27:23,211
I'm in a cement box
and people are screaming.
460
00:27:24,670 --> 00:27:27,798
You needed a little time-out
to think about your behavior.
461
00:27:28,174 --> 00:27:29,466
My what?
462
00:27:31,052 --> 00:27:32,720
I was dancing.
463
00:27:33,012 --> 00:27:35,556
Provocatively. Sexually.
464
00:27:35,639 --> 00:27:36,974
Gay sexually.
465
00:27:37,058 --> 00:27:39,894
This is illegal.
You can't keep me in here.
466
00:27:39,977 --> 00:27:41,896
See, there's where
you're wrong.
467
00:27:41,979 --> 00:27:44,023
Chapman, I tried
to be nice to you,
468
00:27:44,106 --> 00:27:46,275
because I understand
where you come from.
469
00:27:46,399 --> 00:27:47,735
You don't know me.
470
00:27:48,986 --> 00:27:50,738
I thought we could be friends.
471
00:27:51,488 --> 00:27:54,325
You're not yourself lately.
You're acting out.
472
00:27:54,407 --> 00:27:55,910
So you're teaching me a lesson?
473
00:27:56,035 --> 00:27:57,703
You should be thanking me.
474
00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:01,123
Alex Vause is sick.
475
00:28:01,790 --> 00:28:02,833
I get you.
476
00:28:03,959 --> 00:28:05,418
You're not like her.
477
00:28:08,172 --> 00:28:11,633
The only sicko here is you.
478
00:28:13,261 --> 00:28:15,179
And under different
circumstances, what?
479
00:28:16,597 --> 00:28:18,557
I'd be your girlfriend?
480
00:28:19,850 --> 00:28:20,893
Is that it?
481
00:28:22,435 --> 00:28:24,146
Did I make you jealous?
482
00:28:26,399 --> 00:28:30,903
You put me in this
hellhole for no reason.
483
00:28:31,820 --> 00:28:33,364
Wake up, Healy!
484
00:28:34,823 --> 00:28:36,367
Girls like me?
485
00:28:36,700 --> 00:28:41,872
We don't fuck ignorant, pretentious old
men with weird lesbian obsessions!
486
00:28:41,956 --> 00:28:45,376
We go for tall, hot girls,
487
00:28:46,877 --> 00:28:49,463
and we fucking love it!
488
00:28:51,132 --> 00:28:54,760
So that leaves
you on the outside,
489
00:28:54,843 --> 00:28:58,472
living your sad,
sad little life.
490
00:28:59,098 --> 00:29:02,143
You don't get me! Ever!
491
00:29:04,270 --> 00:29:06,063
So go fuck yourself!
492
00:29:08,816 --> 00:29:10,985
Happy Thanksgiving, Chapman.
493
00:29:16,324 --> 00:29:19,952
Fuck you, motherfucker!
494
00:29:31,797 --> 00:29:33,632
Where's my mattress?
495
00:29:34,342 --> 00:29:36,177
Where the fuck is my mattress?
What did you do to it?
496
00:29:40,306 --> 00:29:42,016
Oh, fucking crackhead.
497
00:29:52,401 --> 00:29:54,569
My bunkie stole my mattress.
498
00:29:54,695 --> 00:29:55,904
Yeah. And?
499
00:29:56,864 --> 00:29:58,615
It's gone. It's not there.
500
00:29:58,740 --> 00:29:59,825
Then how do you
know it was stolen?
501
00:29:59,908 --> 00:30:01,952
Because it's not on my bed,
502
00:30:02,036 --> 00:30:03,745
and she and her hick friend
have been fucking with me.
503
00:30:03,871 --> 00:30:04,830
I need a new one.
504
00:30:04,913 --> 00:30:08,042
Okay, we issue one mattress per inmate.
You can fill out a form.
505
00:30:08,125 --> 00:30:10,169
It'll take a couple
weeks to replace it.
506
00:30:10,252 --> 00:30:13,172
And what am I supposed to do in the meantime?
Sleep on the frame?
507
00:30:13,255 --> 00:30:15,883
It's probably good for you. A hard
surface aligns the vertebrae.
508
00:30:15,966 --> 00:30:17,885
Your body will thank you.
Excuse me.
509
00:30:22,473 --> 00:30:23,557
Who are you?
510
00:30:25,976 --> 00:30:27,102
I'm Alex.
511
00:30:29,855 --> 00:30:31,148
I'm your daughter.
512
00:30:36,862 --> 00:30:38,197
Holy shit.
513
00:30:43,369 --> 00:30:44,578
How'd you find me?
514
00:30:44,703 --> 00:30:49,166
Well, I saw the show. And then
the manager sent me back here.
515
00:30:50,251 --> 00:30:52,420
Oh, you saw that shit?
That was embarrassing.
516
00:30:52,503 --> 00:30:55,339
We can't even fill
a fucking basement anymore.
517
00:30:55,423 --> 00:30:58,050
If one more jerk-off asks me
to play Dirty Girl...
518
00:30:58,133 --> 00:31:00,386
I wish I had never
written that fucking song.
519
00:31:00,553 --> 00:31:03,847
It is a great song.
That is still a great song.
520
00:31:03,931 --> 00:31:05,349
Shut up, Lonnie.
521
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:07,809
We're supposed to be in Philly,
522
00:31:07,935 --> 00:31:10,979
but Jimmy over here punched
the booking agent in the neck.
523
00:31:13,482 --> 00:31:16,944
I can't believe you're my kid, man!
You're my kid!
524
00:31:18,446 --> 00:31:20,197
I'm so happy to see you.
525
00:31:21,282 --> 00:31:22,616
Yeah. Me, too.
526
00:31:22,741 --> 00:31:25,827
'Cause I would've never recognized
you in a million years.
527
00:31:27,496 --> 00:31:29,164
And you got a serious
rack on you, too.
528
00:31:29,290 --> 00:31:31,875
I mean, I could have
accidentally fucked her, right?
529
00:31:31,959 --> 00:31:33,085
But that would have been bad.
530
00:31:33,168 --> 00:31:36,505
No. Seriously,
that's twisted.
531
00:31:36,630 --> 00:31:37,965
I didn't say that.
532
00:31:39,049 --> 00:31:40,801
Um, is there a bathroom?
533
00:31:41,260 --> 00:31:43,140
Is there a bathroom?
It's down there.
534
00:31:43,262 --> 00:31:44,388
Right. Thank you.
535
00:31:46,807 --> 00:31:48,100
Her rack?
536
00:31:48,183 --> 00:31:49,893
That would've been fucked up.
537
00:31:49,977 --> 00:31:51,520
Wow.
538
00:31:51,853 --> 00:31:53,481
Her fucking rack.
539
00:32:20,882 --> 00:32:22,510
Jesus, you scared me.
540
00:32:22,676 --> 00:32:24,011
You okay?
541
00:32:24,178 --> 00:32:27,515
I'm fine.
I'm just gonna go home.
542
00:32:28,349 --> 00:32:30,184
He's not what you thought.
543
00:32:34,021 --> 00:32:35,439
It's fucking depressing.
544
00:32:36,231 --> 00:32:38,900
Been imagining this moment
your whole life?
545
00:32:42,112 --> 00:32:44,031
I had this white
fringe pleather jacket
546
00:32:44,156 --> 00:32:46,074
I always thought I'd
wear if I ever met him.
547
00:32:46,908 --> 00:32:49,828
Nice, pleather.
What happened?
548
00:32:51,872 --> 00:32:53,165
You're right.
549
00:32:55,042 --> 00:32:57,085
Maybe that would've
made the difference.
550
00:32:58,879 --> 00:33:02,757
Most people are
better in the abstract.
551
00:33:04,635 --> 00:33:06,094
It's Alex, right?
552
00:33:08,055 --> 00:33:09,056
Yeah.
553
00:33:09,181 --> 00:33:10,182
Fahri.
554
00:33:12,601 --> 00:33:13,727
You want a bump?
555
00:33:13,852 --> 00:33:15,563
No, thanks.
556
00:33:15,646 --> 00:33:17,022
Smart girl.
557
00:33:18,857 --> 00:33:21,026
Fahri, what are you doing
hanging out with these losers?
558
00:33:22,277 --> 00:33:23,278
Uh...
559
00:33:23,987 --> 00:33:25,531
They're my clients.
560
00:33:27,616 --> 00:33:28,783
What do you do?
561
00:33:28,909 --> 00:33:31,620
I work for an international
drug cartel.
562
00:33:33,664 --> 00:33:34,665
Right.
563
00:33:43,674 --> 00:33:45,634
Will you get Gloria?
I'm dying.
564
00:33:48,554 --> 00:33:49,971
You're not dying.
565
00:33:50,764 --> 00:33:52,057
Here.
566
00:33:52,558 --> 00:33:56,937
Serves you right for drinking some stupid
potion from some half-assed santera.
567
00:33:57,062 --> 00:33:58,355
Who told you?
568
00:33:58,480 --> 00:33:59,773
She told me.
569
00:33:59,898 --> 00:34:03,026
So I told her to give you
some roots and berries.
570
00:34:03,110 --> 00:34:05,946
Make you shit your brains out
and learn your lesson.
571
00:34:06,029 --> 00:34:08,949
So the tea was bullshit?
It's not gonna work?
572
00:34:09,199 --> 00:34:11,952
You think I'm gonna let you
ice my grandbaby?
573
00:34:12,661 --> 00:34:14,246
You want me to end up like you?
574
00:34:14,329 --> 00:34:16,290
I'm already in prison.
575
00:34:16,373 --> 00:34:20,127
All I need is five different baby
daddies and an ass tattoo of a dog.
576
00:34:20,252 --> 00:34:21,670
It's a wolf.
577
00:34:25,674 --> 00:34:27,801
Daya, I made mistakes, okay?
578
00:34:27,884 --> 00:34:30,387
I didn't have nobody
teaching me what to do.
579
00:34:30,512 --> 00:34:32,139
Oh, get away from me.
580
00:34:33,098 --> 00:34:34,618
Maybe I'm not
the mother of the year...
581
00:34:34,642 --> 00:34:35,976
Oh, you think?
582
00:34:36,101 --> 00:34:38,822
But at least I put something into
this world that could still be good.
583
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:40,648
I made something.
584
00:34:41,856 --> 00:34:46,945
I fucked up my own life,
but Eva, Lucy and Christina,
585
00:34:47,028 --> 00:34:51,158
Emiliano, even you
could still be something.
586
00:34:52,493 --> 00:34:54,328
Babies give you hope.
587
00:35:30,197 --> 00:35:31,198
Fuck.
588
00:35:53,679 --> 00:35:54,847
Oh, my God.
589
00:35:57,349 --> 00:35:58,809
There's mold.
590
00:36:02,229 --> 00:36:04,398
There's mold on the bologna.
591
00:36:05,315 --> 00:36:06,734
Oh, my God.
592
00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:09,778
I found a maggot.
593
00:36:18,245 --> 00:36:19,454
Hello?
594
00:36:22,708 --> 00:36:24,167
Is someone there?
595
00:36:25,669 --> 00:36:26,920
Are you real?
596
00:36:28,922 --> 00:36:32,342
Yes. Yes, I'm real.
Are you real?
597
00:36:34,845 --> 00:36:36,304
I don't know.
598
00:36:39,182 --> 00:36:42,185
I'm gonna take a bus
all the way to the Bronx.
599
00:36:42,269 --> 00:36:43,771
Right to Angelo's Pizza
600
00:36:43,896 --> 00:36:45,731
and I'm gonna get a giant
slice with the works.
601
00:36:45,814 --> 00:36:48,024
But just one, because after,
602
00:36:48,108 --> 00:36:51,069
we're gonna have a big old Thanksgiving
at my cousin, Neicey, house,
603
00:36:51,152 --> 00:36:54,698
and we probably gonna go out
dancing at the Monte Carlo Room,
604
00:36:54,782 --> 00:36:57,451
and I'ma order
a Sex on the Beach
605
00:36:57,576 --> 00:37:00,245
with 10 maraschino
cherries in it.
606
00:37:00,454 --> 00:37:02,790
And some man
gonna buy it for me.
607
00:37:06,919 --> 00:37:08,629
Well, that sounds like a plan.
608
00:37:10,756 --> 00:37:12,466
You know,
ain't no one on the outside
609
00:37:12,549 --> 00:37:14,259
gonna do my 'do
for a can of Pepsi.
610
00:37:14,968 --> 00:37:16,470
Which you still
owe me, by the way.
611
00:37:17,930 --> 00:37:20,056
Jefferson, they're releasing
you now. Van's leaving.
612
00:37:20,891 --> 00:37:23,977
Right now?
I gotta say my goodbyes.
613
00:37:24,102 --> 00:37:27,272
It's a holiday. COs wanna go
home and see their families.
614
00:37:27,355 --> 00:37:31,067
If you don't go now, you're not
getting out till Monday. Let's go.
615
00:37:32,444 --> 00:37:33,987
Yo! Where's Poussey at?
616
00:37:35,029 --> 00:37:36,740
Jefferson! Now.
617
00:37:45,206 --> 00:37:47,960
What the fuck? What the fuck?
They already took her?
618
00:37:48,042 --> 00:37:49,377
I didn't even say goodbye.
619
00:37:51,171 --> 00:37:54,716
Taystee! Yo!
Tays!
620
00:37:55,049 --> 00:37:56,969
She can't hear you.
621
00:38:18,866 --> 00:38:19,992
Hello?
Hello!
622
00:38:20,074 --> 00:38:21,201
Hello! Whoo-hoo!
Hi!
623
00:38:21,284 --> 00:38:24,663
Come in, new family.
Hello, happy Thanksgiving.
624
00:38:24,788 --> 00:38:26,874
Ooh, your parents have a nice place.
Yeah.
625
00:38:26,999 --> 00:38:28,000
Cal!
Hi.
626
00:38:28,082 --> 00:38:29,877
Hi. Do you know Pete?
Mmm-mmm. No.
627
00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:31,378
And this is Finn.
628
00:38:33,171 --> 00:38:34,381
Wow.
629
00:38:34,882 --> 00:38:36,132
He looks like Steve Buscemi.
630
00:38:36,675 --> 00:38:38,218
Congratulations, man.
631
00:38:38,301 --> 00:38:40,012
Gotta wash
your hands first.
632
00:38:40,136 --> 00:38:41,179
Isn't that
just to touch the baby?
633
00:38:41,262 --> 00:38:43,682
And to touch me, too.
Polly's being a total nutter.
634
00:38:43,765 --> 00:38:46,393
If it were up to Pete, he'd let him
suck on the bottom of his shoe.
635
00:38:46,518 --> 00:38:48,520
I hope you guys don't mind,
but we brought a stray.
636
00:38:48,603 --> 00:38:51,398
Larry, this is our friend, Maury.
Hi.
637
00:38:51,940 --> 00:38:53,650
Yeah, Maury Kind.
638
00:38:53,734 --> 00:38:56,319
I'm sorry, you're not a stray.
You're Maury Kind from NPR!
639
00:38:56,403 --> 00:38:58,321
Guilty.
Oh, my God, I love you.
640
00:38:58,405 --> 00:39:01,825
I love your show. I mean, I love...
I love you.
641
00:39:01,909 --> 00:39:03,189
- Thank you.
- Wow.
642
00:39:03,243 --> 00:39:04,244
- Back off, Larry.
- Sorry, sorry.
643
00:39:04,369 --> 00:39:06,849
Where should we put our stuff? Put
it in the kitchen, follow me.
644
00:39:06,914 --> 00:39:08,415
You come meet my girlfriend!
645
00:39:08,540 --> 00:39:11,960
Don't get in her way, Cal!
She's got an angry, red vagina
646
00:39:12,085 --> 00:39:14,421
and she's been drinking rum
punch since 10:00 a.m.
647
00:39:14,546 --> 00:39:15,923
Thank God we pumped.
648
00:39:16,423 --> 00:39:18,842
I cannot believe you
brought Maury Kind.
649
00:39:18,926 --> 00:39:21,428
Yeah, I'm mixing
sound on Urban Tales.
650
00:39:21,511 --> 00:39:23,764
He's going through a divorce,
so I invited him.
651
00:39:23,847 --> 00:39:25,724
I didn't know
you'd geek out so hard.
652
00:39:25,849 --> 00:39:27,726
You know,
I'd love to talk to him.
653
00:39:28,518 --> 00:39:29,937
Well, it'd be weird
if you didn't.
654
00:39:30,020 --> 00:39:32,731
Besides, he read your "Modern
Love" column and loved it.
655
00:39:32,814 --> 00:39:34,691
Stop it. Seriously?
Uh-huh.
656
00:39:35,525 --> 00:39:36,526
Holy shit.
657
00:39:36,610 --> 00:39:37,694
Hey!
658
00:39:37,778 --> 00:39:38,862
Your language.
659
00:39:38,987 --> 00:39:40,113
Huh? Sorry.
660
00:39:40,196 --> 00:39:41,197
Shh.
661
00:39:41,281 --> 00:39:42,407
What an asshole.
662
00:39:43,366 --> 00:39:48,329
I cannot believe people like him
are even allowed to work here.
663
00:39:48,622 --> 00:39:52,793
They take these insecure,
and frustrated men
664
00:39:52,918 --> 00:39:55,128
and they put them in charge
of a bunch of powerless women
665
00:39:55,211 --> 00:39:58,715
and they become
these predatory creeps.
666
00:39:58,799 --> 00:40:04,096
I mean, all of that condescending "I
know what's best for you" bullshit.
667
00:40:04,721 --> 00:40:07,390
You can rage,
but they always win.
668
00:40:08,809 --> 00:40:10,102
They're the ones with the keys.
669
00:40:11,812 --> 00:40:13,730
How long have
you been down here?
670
00:40:14,731 --> 00:40:17,317
I've lost track.
I don't know.
671
00:40:17,985 --> 00:40:19,402
Nine months?
672
00:40:19,861 --> 00:40:21,237
A year?
673
00:40:23,490 --> 00:40:24,866
A year?
674
00:40:27,953 --> 00:40:29,329
That's insane.
675
00:40:29,412 --> 00:40:33,708
They keep the lights on,
so you lose all sense of time.
676
00:40:33,834 --> 00:40:34,960
It's not living.
677
00:40:35,043 --> 00:40:36,795
I mean, yeah, you're breathing,
678
00:40:36,878 --> 00:40:38,713
but you ain't a person no more.
679
00:40:38,839 --> 00:40:43,301
It's bad. You start to
see shit that ain't there.
680
00:40:44,552 --> 00:40:45,804
You start to hear voices.
681
00:40:45,887 --> 00:40:47,639
Oh, my God.
682
00:40:48,348 --> 00:40:50,558
They keep you here
till they break you.
683
00:40:51,935 --> 00:40:53,561
I feel like I'm gonna throw up.
684
00:40:56,690 --> 00:40:58,358
Why did I do that?
685
00:41:00,193 --> 00:41:01,903
Why did I say those things?
686
00:41:04,489 --> 00:41:07,200
He's never going to
let me out of here.
687
00:41:09,036 --> 00:41:12,164
I am so fucking stupid.
688
00:41:12,914 --> 00:41:16,877
I am so fucking stupid!
689
00:41:17,335 --> 00:41:19,129
What's wrong with me?
690
00:41:22,007 --> 00:41:23,591
You still there?
691
00:41:30,807 --> 00:41:35,562
I swear to God that if
they let me out of here...
692
00:41:42,610 --> 00:41:44,196
I will shut up.
693
00:41:44,696 --> 00:41:49,910
I will shut up and I will put my
head down and I will do my time
694
00:41:49,993 --> 00:41:55,165
and I'll smile at Healy and I
won't go near her.
695
00:41:55,415 --> 00:41:57,542
I won't even look at her.
696
00:41:57,625 --> 00:42:01,421
I can do that.
I can do that. I can.
697
00:42:02,714 --> 00:42:04,091
Please.
698
00:42:06,634 --> 00:42:08,762
Please don't leave me here.
699
00:42:10,889 --> 00:42:12,099
Please.
700
00:42:13,349 --> 00:42:16,477
Hey, Vause, I know you're not
working, but can I get my bag?
701
00:42:16,603 --> 00:42:17,771
Yeah, just give me a sec.
702
00:42:17,896 --> 00:42:19,773
What happened to your glasses?
703
00:42:19,898 --> 00:42:21,978
Smashed in the name of Jesus.
704
00:42:22,025 --> 00:42:24,111
Oh, shit. Pennsatucky?
705
00:42:24,277 --> 00:42:27,114
Wow, you guys have
released the kraken.
706
00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:30,075
She's decided it's her Christian
duty to annihilate me.
707
00:42:30,158 --> 00:42:32,452
Because I'm a "privileged
rich girl."
708
00:42:32,911 --> 00:42:36,873
Which is hilarious, because those types of
girls tortured me my whole fucking life.
709
00:42:37,958 --> 00:42:40,085
If you and I had
met in fifth grade,
710
00:42:40,210 --> 00:42:42,336
you'd have made
fun of my clothes.
711
00:42:42,629 --> 00:42:44,172
Who, me?
712
00:42:44,297 --> 00:42:46,216
No, no, no, no. I would never.
713
00:42:46,258 --> 00:42:48,551
You look terrific.
Fuck!
714
00:42:51,679 --> 00:42:53,056
I know what you were like.
715
00:42:53,140 --> 00:42:58,770
Upper West Side, doorman building,
skiing in Jackson Hole.
716
00:42:59,146 --> 00:43:00,188
Am I wrong?
717
00:43:00,313 --> 00:43:02,149
Who told you that shit?
No one.
718
00:43:03,399 --> 00:43:06,027
My business was built on
sniffing out girls like you
719
00:43:06,153 --> 00:43:07,862
and turning 'em into
drug mules.
720
00:43:07,988 --> 00:43:10,657
I knew it. You're a pimp.
721
00:43:10,824 --> 00:43:12,826
Man, you would've been perfect.
722
00:43:13,493 --> 00:43:16,788
Little Nicky at 19? Mmm! I would've
turned you out in two seconds.
723
00:43:16,871 --> 00:43:19,249
I'd make a terrible mule. I
would've done all your drugs.
724
00:43:20,416 --> 00:43:23,503
Besides, okay, what makes you think
I would've fallen for your shit?
725
00:43:24,545 --> 00:43:27,215
Well, you grew up rich, so
you're used to easy money.
726
00:43:27,299 --> 00:43:30,177
You have enough stamps in your
passport to avoid suspicion.
727
00:43:30,260 --> 00:43:32,512
You hate your parents.
Yeah, totally.
728
00:43:32,595 --> 00:43:34,472
You're in your
experimental phase.
729
00:43:34,555 --> 00:43:36,390
All you wanna do is fuck
a woman or black guy,
730
00:43:36,516 --> 00:43:38,392
have some adventure...
Hmm.
731
00:43:38,518 --> 00:43:40,353
...and still be able
to afford a Birkin bag.
732
00:43:40,561 --> 00:43:42,189
Shit, I'm in!
733
00:43:42,272 --> 00:43:43,356
Fuck it. You know me.
734
00:43:43,523 --> 00:43:45,108
Sign me up.
735
00:43:45,775 --> 00:43:47,194
Oh, was that who Piper was?
736
00:43:48,569 --> 00:43:50,530
No, no, Piper was different.
737
00:43:50,697 --> 00:43:51,865
Why? 'Cause you loved her?
738
00:43:54,159 --> 00:43:55,660
Because she was different.
739
00:43:58,830 --> 00:44:00,040
Get some glue, pimp.
740
00:44:02,458 --> 00:44:04,711
Fuck.
741
00:44:08,464 --> 00:44:11,301
Crystal is in love
with her pastor.
742
00:44:11,384 --> 00:44:13,220
Ah.
743
00:44:13,345 --> 00:44:15,055
I'm not surprised.
744
00:44:15,889 --> 00:44:19,517
A lot of women lust after their
pastors, it's very common.
745
00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:23,938
And pastors can do that. Priests
have to learn to bounce their eyes.
746
00:44:24,397 --> 00:44:25,899
Um, what's that?
747
00:44:26,024 --> 00:44:30,195
You never stay focused on a member
of the opposite sex for too long.
748
00:44:30,570 --> 00:44:32,906
That's how I watch
every Russell Crowe movie.
749
00:44:37,077 --> 00:44:38,411
She wants my blessing.
750
00:44:39,620 --> 00:44:40,830
Then you should give it to her.
751
00:44:40,955 --> 00:44:42,207
Why?
752
00:44:44,458 --> 00:44:46,378
I don't understand
why she needs to have sex.
753
00:44:46,460 --> 00:44:48,420
I mean, look at you.
754
00:44:49,172 --> 00:44:50,882
I'm a nun, I took a vow.
755
00:44:50,965 --> 00:44:52,633
She married a man
with a penis, I assume
756
00:44:52,759 --> 00:44:54,426
because she wanted to
use it occasionally.
757
00:44:55,469 --> 00:44:58,723
How much
time do you have left?
758
00:44:59,266 --> 00:45:01,851
Three years,
eight months.
759
00:45:02,518 --> 00:45:05,230
You got what you needed at a
pretty big cost to your family.
760
00:45:05,313 --> 00:45:07,274
This is what she needs.
761
00:45:07,941 --> 00:45:10,442
Doesn't Crystal
deserve some happiness?
762
00:45:11,111 --> 00:45:12,862
Let her go.
763
00:45:13,780 --> 00:45:14,989
I can't.
764
00:45:15,115 --> 00:45:17,200
It's the right thing to do.
765
00:45:21,079 --> 00:45:22,839
Did you want
some more sweet potatoes?
766
00:45:28,295 --> 00:45:29,879
So, Neri, what do you do?
767
00:45:30,046 --> 00:45:31,756
I'm a hyperbaric welder.
768
00:45:31,839 --> 00:45:35,676
Yeah, I used to work on the pipelines,
but now I just normal weld.
769
00:45:36,510 --> 00:45:38,221
Isn't she a badass?
770
00:45:38,346 --> 00:45:40,807
We met when I was
fabricating some sculptures.
771
00:45:40,890 --> 00:45:44,269
Hmm, I have so many burn scars,
Cal and I are naming them.
772
00:45:44,352 --> 00:45:48,689
Oh, oh! Speaking of scars, how was it?
The whole birth thing?
773
00:45:48,815 --> 00:45:49,855
Did you eat your placenta?
774
00:45:49,899 --> 00:45:51,651
No. We passed on that.
775
00:45:51,776 --> 00:45:54,570
Oh, it's really good
for you. Crazy nutrients.
776
00:45:54,654 --> 00:45:58,741
People dehydrate it and make it into
pills, but that's the expensive way.
777
00:45:58,825 --> 00:46:01,202
I always just thought you
could, like, scramble it up.
778
00:46:01,328 --> 00:46:04,872
Just, like, put it in a pan
with some salt and pepper.
779
00:46:04,998 --> 00:46:08,418
Bam! It sounds gross,
but possibly delicious.
780
00:46:08,500 --> 00:46:09,836
Throw some sage in there, too.
781
00:46:10,837 --> 00:46:13,298
Do you still have it?
I don't.
782
00:46:13,465 --> 00:46:15,842
Pete, you're
dropping food on his head.
783
00:46:16,801 --> 00:46:21,014
So, yeah, you know, we both decided
to stick it out, you know.
784
00:46:21,097 --> 00:46:26,019
I mean, it hasn't been easy, but, you
know, relationships are not easy.
785
00:46:26,102 --> 00:46:27,061
Right?
Right. Yeah.
786
00:46:27,187 --> 00:46:30,190
Well, I thought your column was
an interesting perspective.
787
00:46:30,273 --> 00:46:32,192
You know,
the long-suffering husband.
788
00:46:32,317 --> 00:46:34,194
Fiance.
789
00:46:34,319 --> 00:46:36,528
I mean, I didn't really mean
for it to come off that way.
790
00:46:36,654 --> 00:46:38,365
No. No, no, no,
it was very entertaining.
791
00:46:38,739 --> 00:46:40,741
Thank you... Yeah.
Yeah.
792
00:46:40,867 --> 00:46:43,119
Well, I'm a big fan of yours.
I mean... Oh, well.
793
00:46:43,203 --> 00:46:45,830
Yeah, I love your show and...
794
00:46:45,913 --> 00:46:49,541
I was just listening
to the one on road trips.
795
00:46:49,709 --> 00:46:52,795
Cal, the turkey is amazing.
796
00:46:52,879 --> 00:46:55,798
It's perfectly cooked. Thanks, man.
It's a heritage bird.
797
00:46:55,965 --> 00:46:57,800
Actually, Maury, um...
798
00:46:59,219 --> 00:47:04,556
I was thinking that my story
would work really well aloud.
799
00:47:04,932 --> 00:47:07,060
Right. You know, 'cause
I consider myself
800
00:47:07,185 --> 00:47:09,687
a much better
verbal storyteller.
801
00:47:09,770 --> 00:47:10,813
Right. You know, I don't
know if you ever...
802
00:47:10,897 --> 00:47:13,233
Cal, what is a heritage...
I'm sorry, what was that?
803
00:47:13,316 --> 00:47:18,612
Sorry. No, I didn't know if you ever were
open to maybe doing a prison episode.
804
00:47:18,738 --> 00:47:21,408
You know, if you ever
had guests like me on.
805
00:47:22,283 --> 00:47:24,536
Yeah. The thing is, if we
wanted to document prison,
806
00:47:24,618 --> 00:47:27,372
we'd probably talk
to actual inmates.
807
00:47:27,455 --> 00:47:31,418
And if we were gonna do a story about
someone whose loved one was in prison,
808
00:47:31,501 --> 00:47:33,920
we'd find a more
representative example.
809
00:47:34,003 --> 00:47:36,756
Cycle of poverty,
that sort of thing.
810
00:47:37,006 --> 00:47:41,677
Right. Yeah, no, that... I get...
That makes sense. I get it.
811
00:47:41,886 --> 00:47:48,600
But we are working on a show about
unique long-distance relationships.
812
00:47:49,018 --> 00:47:51,479
You know, a guy who works
down on the ice every year,
813
00:47:51,603 --> 00:47:53,189
a pair of married missionaries.
814
00:47:53,273 --> 00:47:54,606
Your story could
be good on that.
815
00:47:54,732 --> 00:47:56,443
Really?
Yeah.
816
00:47:57,318 --> 00:47:58,986
Wow. Yeah. I mean...
817
00:47:59,112 --> 00:48:01,281
Wow, I would love that.
818
00:48:01,406 --> 00:48:03,241
I mean, I would love
to do that.
819
00:48:03,324 --> 00:48:04,492
- Hey, toast!
- Yes!
820
00:48:04,616 --> 00:48:06,453
- Toast.
- Cheers.
821
00:48:06,536 --> 00:48:08,371
Happy Thanksgiving.
Happy Thanksgiving.
822
00:48:08,455 --> 00:48:09,456
Eye contact.
823
00:48:26,306 --> 00:48:27,932
No gravy?
824
00:48:28,433 --> 00:48:29,976
Why is there no gravy?
825
00:48:30,059 --> 00:48:31,685
You complaining?
826
00:48:32,312 --> 00:48:34,688
Uh... No, ma'am.
No, no, no.
827
00:48:34,814 --> 00:48:36,648
Come on, Little Boo.
Let's not complain.
828
00:48:36,774 --> 00:48:39,651
I don't know why you threw it out. I tried it.
It tasted great to me.
829
00:48:44,449 --> 00:48:49,162
I'm thankful for my health,
for my strong body and mind.
830
00:48:49,245 --> 00:48:52,332
And for you girls,
who remind me every day
831
00:48:52,457 --> 00:48:55,209
that self-forgiveness
is possible.
832
00:48:56,544 --> 00:48:57,711
Hmm.
833
00:48:57,837 --> 00:49:00,089
I'm thankful that Taystee got
the fuck out of this dump.
834
00:49:00,173 --> 00:49:01,633
Yeah, I'll second that.
835
00:49:01,799 --> 00:49:04,760
I'm thankful for my
new bitch, Little Boo.
836
00:49:04,844 --> 00:49:07,347
Sit, hooker. Ah! Good girl.
837
00:49:07,430 --> 00:49:08,848
There you go.
838
00:49:10,766 --> 00:49:13,126
Oh, and, of course, I'm thankful
for all y'all other bitches.
839
00:49:14,521 --> 00:49:16,189
Do you wanna say grace, Sister?
840
00:49:18,858 --> 00:49:20,360
I trust in the Lord
841
00:49:20,485 --> 00:49:24,947
with all my heart and lean
not on my own understanding.
842
00:49:26,533 --> 00:49:27,618
Amen.
843
00:49:27,699 --> 00:49:29,076
Amen.
844
00:49:29,202 --> 00:49:30,828
Amen.
845
00:49:35,667 --> 00:49:37,251
Man, it sucks to
get glasses replaced,
846
00:49:37,377 --> 00:49:39,879
you have to get someone on the outside
to fill your prescription.
847
00:49:40,046 --> 00:49:41,172
How blind are you?
848
00:49:42,173 --> 00:49:43,424
Blindish.
849
00:49:44,676 --> 00:49:46,886
Bright side, you can't see
the color of these potatoes.
850
00:49:52,016 --> 00:49:54,561
It doesn't feel right to be
eating while she's in there.
851
00:49:54,686 --> 00:49:58,231
Straight girls. They'll
fuck you up every time.
852
00:50:48,030 --> 00:50:49,282
Hey!
853
00:50:50,658 --> 00:50:51,951
Hey.
854
00:50:52,285 --> 00:50:54,454
Did you get this loaf thing?
855
00:50:56,289 --> 00:50:59,959
Looks like three different dinners
mushed together into a mound.
856
00:51:00,668 --> 00:51:02,002
Are you looking at it?
857
00:51:05,465 --> 00:51:06,633
Hello?
858
00:51:07,799 --> 00:51:09,009
Can you hear me?
859
00:51:16,142 --> 00:51:18,185
Please tell me that
you're still there.
860
00:51:22,273 --> 00:51:23,316
You can't
leave her in there.
861
00:51:23,399 --> 00:51:25,485
I don't know what the hell she's
doing in Seg in the first place.
862
00:51:25,610 --> 00:51:29,280
Christ, even Mendez
said it was uncalled for
863
00:51:29,363 --> 00:51:31,324
and that guy lives
to throw people in the box.
864
00:51:31,407 --> 00:51:33,200
You're not my boss.
Today I am.
865
00:51:33,326 --> 00:51:34,661
Fig is on vacation.
866
00:51:34,744 --> 00:51:40,750
And I am telling you I don't have the
write-ups or the paperwork to support it.
867
00:51:40,832 --> 00:51:43,919
She got under your skin, Sam.
This is personal.
868
00:51:44,044 --> 00:51:46,547
She thinks she's
running the place.
869
00:51:46,798 --> 00:51:49,008
You don't have to tell me that.
870
00:51:49,509 --> 00:51:53,179
Her fiance is raising a stink bigger
than the shit I took this morning.
871
00:51:53,304 --> 00:51:55,807
Christ, he's probably got the
Obamas on the phone by now.
872
00:51:55,889 --> 00:51:58,810
These liberal, wealthy
offenders, they're connected.
873
00:51:59,602 --> 00:52:03,855
And if they review this, the paper
trail is going to be sweaty.
874
00:52:05,525 --> 00:52:08,569
So do us all a favor
and get her out of there.
875
00:52:08,736 --> 00:52:10,738
It's not even 48 hours.
876
00:52:10,862 --> 00:52:12,281
Get her out of there.
877
00:52:25,586 --> 00:52:27,547
Mmm-hmm.
Mmm-hmm.
878
00:52:27,672 --> 00:52:29,089
- Mmm.
Mmm-hmm.
879
00:52:31,883 --> 00:52:35,388
I'm sorry you feeling like shit,
chica, but I had to do it.
880
00:52:36,681 --> 00:52:38,224
It's okay.
I'm relieved, actually.
881
00:52:47,233 --> 00:52:48,442
I wanna keep it.
882
00:52:50,695 --> 00:52:52,455
But I don't wanna
get him in trouble, though.
883
00:52:55,241 --> 00:52:57,577
Don't worry, nena.
We'll figure something out.
884
00:52:57,660 --> 00:53:00,912
You're gonna have a baby.
I'm gonna be a grandmother.
885
00:53:17,096 --> 00:53:18,930
Hello?
886
00:53:19,056 --> 00:53:22,059
An inmate from Litchfield
Federal Prison is attempting to contact you.
887
00:53:22,142 --> 00:53:24,395
To accept the call,
please press one.
888
00:53:28,775 --> 00:53:30,693
Baby? It's me.
889
00:53:30,777 --> 00:53:32,986
Uh, I'm just
getting in the car.
890
00:53:34,447 --> 00:53:36,198
I'll just take a minute.
891
00:53:36,282 --> 00:53:37,909
I was wrong.
892
00:53:38,492 --> 00:53:41,328
You do whatever you need to do.
893
00:53:42,455 --> 00:53:43,873
You have my blessing.
894
00:53:50,463 --> 00:53:51,963
Thank you.
895
00:53:54,216 --> 00:53:55,802
Happy Thanksgiving.
896
00:53:56,009 --> 00:53:57,386
Happy Thanksgiving.
897
00:54:02,642 --> 00:54:03,975
You Josie's girl?
898
00:54:04,059 --> 00:54:05,853
My cousin, Neicey,
told me I could stay here.
899
00:54:05,977 --> 00:54:08,856
Neicey don't live here no more.
And I know she ain't your cousin.
900
00:54:08,980 --> 00:54:10,566
We had the same foster family.
901
00:54:11,191 --> 00:54:15,321
Look, I ain't getting my ass in trouble
letting some ex-con stay in my house.
902
00:54:15,446 --> 00:54:18,157
But I have to stay here. This is
the address I gave my supervisor.
903
00:54:18,324 --> 00:54:20,367
The system gonna
come check on me.
904
00:54:20,576 --> 00:54:22,161
That ain't my problem.
905
00:54:22,369 --> 00:54:24,204
I ain't got
nowhere else to stay at.
906
00:54:25,372 --> 00:54:26,415
Shit.
907
00:54:28,041 --> 00:54:29,877
You can sleep in that corner.
908
00:54:31,671 --> 00:54:33,172
On the floor.
909
00:54:33,547 --> 00:54:35,048
Leave that
mattress where it is.
910
00:54:35,174 --> 00:54:39,553
'Cause I ain't having no rapey motherfuckers
coming in off that fire-escape again.
911
00:54:39,679 --> 00:54:41,681
And you're out
in the morning, understand?
912
00:54:48,354 --> 00:54:49,563
Hmm, Burset.
913
00:54:51,858 --> 00:54:54,401
Um... You gave me four.
914
00:54:55,528 --> 00:54:57,196
Yeah, new doctor.
915
00:54:57,363 --> 00:54:59,866
He said your chart was wrong. So
you're back to your old dosage.
916
00:55:03,202 --> 00:55:05,371
Thank you.
917
00:55:05,454 --> 00:55:07,038
Hmm?
Thank you.
918
00:55:15,214 --> 00:55:17,216
Chapman! You're out.
919
00:55:17,299 --> 00:55:18,592
Back to camp.
920
00:55:32,732 --> 00:55:34,132
Mr. Healy?
921
00:55:35,693 --> 00:55:38,487
Piper Chapman's fiance came to
visit while she was in lock-up.
922
00:55:40,656 --> 00:55:42,533
And?
923
00:55:42,616 --> 00:55:44,785
He left his number, sir.
924
00:55:44,911 --> 00:55:46,161
I'm sorry, I know
that's against the rules,
925
00:55:46,245 --> 00:55:48,372
but he wanted to know
why she was in SHU.
926
00:55:49,289 --> 00:55:51,959
Okay. Thank you.
I'll take that.
927
00:56:12,271 --> 00:56:13,773
Hello?
928
00:56:13,940 --> 00:56:15,357
Hello, Mr. Bloom?
929
00:56:15,441 --> 00:56:18,569
This is Counselor Healy from
the Department of Corrections.
930
00:56:18,652 --> 00:56:22,740
I have some information that might
interest you regarding your fiancee.
931
00:56:53,854 --> 00:56:55,815
Holy shit, Chapman, you're out.
932
00:56:56,983 --> 00:56:58,109
Oh, my God...
933
00:57:00,569 --> 00:57:02,655
Let's get out of here.
Are you okay?
934
00:57:05,866 --> 00:57:07,785
What are we doing here?
935
00:57:21,300 --> 00:57:32,129
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