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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Why aren't you at work?
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Luschek never showed.
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Probably passed out
in his own vomit somewhere.
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So you chose to
come in here and help?
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Yeah. Figured you could use it.
It's Thanksgiving.
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Then get your
ass off my counter
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and help Gina pull the turkeys
out of the freezer.
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Shit, we got
real turkey this year!
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We got trimmings from the factory.
50 cents a pound.
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Trimmings? Jesus.
The shit no one else wants.
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That's a bag of turkey
assholes right there.
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The whole meal has to come
in at $1.05 a prisoner.
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Taxpayers don't give
a shit if it's a holiday.
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We're the bad guys.
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Pig-fucker.
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Brown the onions for the gravy.
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That too hot, baby?
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No, it's perfect.
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I feel so good.
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"Frequent
blinking may actually be a way
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"for your brain to
rest while you're awake."
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Wakeful rest, huh?
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You okay, honey?
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It's just being
touched by another person.
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I get it.
Thanks.
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The body gets lonely in here.
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Yeah. It's not even sex,
you know? I just...
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I miss contact.
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Human beings aren't supposed
to live like this.
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I've been in almost two years
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and there's still nights
I reach out for my wife.
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You know, I was
thinking about you guys.
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And I was imagining
what I would do if Larry
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told me that he
wanted to be a woman.
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I'd like to think that
I would be open to it,
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but it would just be so weird.
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I'm sorry,
is that totally rude?
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No. It's fine.
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He would make
such an ugly girl.
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Is he coming to
visit you today?
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First holiday in
prison can be rough.
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Very emotional.
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But she's
gonna be fine,
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'cause we about to make some Heidi Klum
shit happen right here.
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Ugh, that smells nasty.
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What's it made of?
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You don't wanna know.
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How did you learn all this?
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My aunt was a santera. I used
to help her out sometimes.
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I dabble.
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So what's gonna happen to me?
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You're gonna cramp up,
some wicked diarrhea.
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This shit ain't pretty.
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You drink this, then you're gonna
go out and dig a hole in the yard.
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You're gonna make
me shit in a hole?
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No. You're gonna put
this bean in there.
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Then you're gonna
find a cigarette,
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you're gonna blow
some smoke in there,
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you're gonna cover it up
with a mound of dirt.
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And that's gonna have to do it,
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because I don't have any
angelica or gris-gris oil.
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Take it.
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This is gonna kill it?
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Well, that's what
you want, right?
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As long as it
don't feel anything.
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Please. It don't
even have a brain yet.
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Hurry up, drink it.
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Ow, that's hot!
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I told you it was, stupid.
Go ahead, drink it all.
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Where my Snickers?
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You know, I pray for all the dead
babies and all their baby souls.
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And God, he's gonna
let them into heaven,
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even though
they weren't baptized.
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Are you getting all of this?
Yeah.
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And you can also tell Judy
that I pray for her as well.
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Well, her name's Barbara.
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Barbara?
Barbara.
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Damn! I can't keep all
this fan mail straight.
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I can't
keep up with it.
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What? You have fans?
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She's a hero.
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She's a defender of the unborn.
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Jeez, that sounds
like a bad X-Men movie.
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What'd you do,
bomb an abortion clinic?
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And you can sign off with, "I
will be out of here by 2015,
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"before the rapture."
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Oh, man.
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Is something
fucking funny to you?
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Yeah. It's just that people
predict the rapture all the time.
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I mean, wasn't that supposed
to happen in 2011?
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No. It comes in two stages.
If you study your shit.
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The first one was
a spiritual rapture.
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And the second one coming
is a physical one.
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Ah, I see.
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Okay?
Got it.
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And you're not invited,
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because they don't allow gay
people on the rapture bus!
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There's a bus?
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Are all the seats already taken
by Appalachian meth-heads?
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Oh, man, you're gonna... You're just
gonna get it, Vause, aren't you?
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Do we have to go
back to the dryer?
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You already locked me
in that fucking dryer.
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Yeah, maybe I'll fucking
turn it on this time.
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Make you spin
around like a gerbil.
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Wanna know why?
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'Cause I've had it with
rich bitches like you.
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Those are bobos!
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Real Adidas have
three stripes, not four.
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Your shoes are bobos.
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So?
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So your mom shops at Payless.
And works at Friendly's.
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My mom has, like, four jobs.
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That's not something
to brag about.
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You dress like a bum.
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She smells like one, too.
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Do you guys live in
that janky car?
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Bye-bye, pigsty!
Bye-bye, pigsty!
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Are those your friends?
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No.
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How was school?
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They changed the schedule around, so
I don't gotta work nights no more.
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Fucking Brenda keeps trying to
get me to cover her shifts.
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What are you doing?
It's freezing out.
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What the fuck was that?
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I'm not wearing those anymore.
They're bobos.
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Go get 'em back.
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Jessica Wedge
says they're lame.
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So fuck Jessica Wedge.
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They all make fun of me.
They call me pigsty.
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Did you tell them
who your dad is?
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I've never even met him.
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Well, you tell them.
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You tell them, "My dad is Lee Burley,
the drummer for Death Maiden."
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You see what those smug
little bitches say then.
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I mean, who are they, huh?
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What? 'Cause their parents
work at the college,
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they think they're
all fucking fancy?
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You are the daughter
of a rock god.
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If he's so rich and famous,
why are we so broke?
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You know how many girls used
to scream at his concerts?
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You know, rip their clothes off?
Throw themselves at him?
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But your dad chose me.
And together we made you.
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Now go get your
fucking sneakers.
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Don't you listen to those
smarty-pants assholes.
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They're gonna have
boring-ass lives.
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They're gonna wish that they were you.
You are cool.
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Listen up, turd-bags!
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We're gonna let you have your
little going-away party,
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but do not make our lives more difficult
afterwards by hanging yourself,
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with a sheet,
or a tampon string,
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or whatever the fuck you like to
get all arts and craftsy with.
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No Thanksgiving suicides.
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Chapman, what are we not to do
on this day of thanks?
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Commit suicide?
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Exactly.
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We are the Pilgrims,
you bitches are the Indians.
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This is the holiday
where we cooperate.
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Oh, yes.
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We bring you maize, and you
give us small pox blankets.
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Exactly. Everybody wins.
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You look like JonBenet Ramsey.
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Well,
that's what I was going for.
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Can you hold this for me?
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Yeah.
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Did you make this?
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Mmm-hmm.
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It's my second attempt. I spelled
it wrong the first time.
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And they say you
went to college.
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God, I hate seeing people go. It
reminds me how much time I have left.
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Yeah.
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But think of
the story that you'll have.
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That is my line.
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I know it is. You always trot
it out in times of suckiness.
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Yeah.
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Like that stomach
virus I had in Java.
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Oh, it was
a great fucking story.
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The whole village came out
to watch you poop.
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Hmm.
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So maybe this is
kind of like that.
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Yo, yo, she coming,
y'all! Taystee!
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Taystee, Taystee, Taystee!
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I'm getting out, bitches!
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Yeah. Fight the power!
Fuck the man!
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Hey!
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Watch it.
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Hey, yo, come here.
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Girl, you my shawty.
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Aw! Cut it out.
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You scrubby little hood rats
gonna make a bitch cry.
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I'll miss you, bitch.
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Yeah, girl.
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My God, do you remember this?
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Yes.
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I don't even know how
the arms go. I think...
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What the fuck?
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Shit, these white
girls trying to throw down.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, girl!
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Shake that ass.
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That's lesbian activity.
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Yeah!
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It sure is.
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White girls
gone wild.
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Oh, my gosh.
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They're sexing,
Mr. Healy. I seen it.
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This morning, in the bathroom,
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one girl's face was all up
in the other one's hoo-ha.
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It was so nasty.
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It's an abomination.
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Okay, enough.
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They were moaning
and everything.
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Speaking in tongues, like
it's some kind of revival.
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Who? Who are you
talking about?
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Vause and Chapman.
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Chapman?
Mmm-hmm.
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Chapman.
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She a lesbian.
They lesbianing together.
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They're in there right now
in front of everyone,
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dancing all up on each other.
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Show me.
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Chapman!
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Get over here.
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Party's over.
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We were just...
Shut your mouth, Chapman.
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You think it's appropriate
to violate your fellow inmate?
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Violate? We were just dancing...
I said shut your mouth!
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You asked me a question.
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That looked like
attempted rape to me.
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- Take her to SHU.
- Uh...
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What? You can't do that.
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Yeah, she's kind of right.
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Shut up, Mendez!
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You know,
I'm tired of your shit.
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I'm your superior
fucking officer!
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Now, you put her in the goddamn box,
or I will fucking write you up, too!
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No, no, no, no.
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- She didn't even do anything.
- Step back!
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Or I will cite you for
assaulting an officer.
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I have
visitation today.
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Larry's coming to see me.
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- You can't do this.
- It's all right.
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Let's do what the man says...
Please don't do this to me.
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...before he has an aneurysm.
Come on.
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- Please don't do this.
- Come on!
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Give me a shotgun!
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00:14:28,717 --> 00:14:31,052
Give me a motherfucking
shotgun, motherfucker!
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This is you.
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How long am I gonna be in here?
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Till we let you out.
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So tomorrow's the day.
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My cousin was supposed to send me my
dress-out pack, but it never came.
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00:15:02,834 --> 00:15:05,545
Now I gotta wear the same
shit I came in here with.
253
00:15:05,671 --> 00:15:06,921
Man, it's gonna be too tight.
254
00:15:07,046 --> 00:15:09,132
Man, you can walk
out of here in a garbage bag,
255
00:15:09,215 --> 00:15:11,056
you'll still be dancing
all the way to the bus.
256
00:15:12,761 --> 00:15:14,137
I'm scared.
257
00:15:14,429 --> 00:15:16,682
Nothing out there gonna be
scarier than this shit.
258
00:15:16,848 --> 00:15:19,100
Shit, I been in
institutions my whole life.
259
00:15:19,184 --> 00:15:22,395
I was a ward of the state till I was 16.
Then juvie.
260
00:15:24,105 --> 00:15:25,357
I got no skills.
261
00:15:25,524 --> 00:15:26,983
Well, now you're just lying.
262
00:15:27,066 --> 00:15:30,028
You've worked in that law
library for two years.
263
00:15:30,153 --> 00:15:31,863
You know more than
my public defender.
264
00:15:31,988 --> 00:15:35,659
Yeah, but out there, you need
real school for that stuff.
265
00:15:35,742 --> 00:15:37,583
No one's
gonna take me serious.
266
00:15:38,578 --> 00:15:40,789
You're a smart girl.
267
00:15:40,831 --> 00:15:42,624
You like to play the clown,
268
00:15:43,375 --> 00:15:45,877
but you've got a lot
to offer this world.
269
00:15:46,002 --> 00:15:47,754
This is not a life, Taystee.
270
00:15:48,755 --> 00:15:51,049
Yo, listen to Voodoo Mambo, yo.
271
00:15:51,132 --> 00:15:52,925
Hey, yo, you think
you just having...
272
00:15:53,051 --> 00:15:54,052
What they call it?
273
00:15:54,135 --> 00:15:57,639
That thing that happens to animals in
captivity where it changes they brains?
274
00:15:57,723 --> 00:15:59,057
I seen it at
the Bronx Zoo once.
275
00:15:59,182 --> 00:16:01,601
This giraffe ate its own vomit,
276
00:16:01,727 --> 00:16:04,187
banged its head up
against the bars.
277
00:16:04,270 --> 00:16:07,816
'Cause it ain't fit to live in the wild no more.
Don't know how to eat leaves.
278
00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:10,360
That's what I'm saying.
I'm the giraffe.
279
00:16:10,485 --> 00:16:13,613
Fuck no, you ain't. Giraffes skinny.
Look at that ass.
280
00:16:15,990 --> 00:16:17,325
Yo, don't let 'em
get to you, T.
281
00:16:19,118 --> 00:16:21,120
This ain't where it's at.
282
00:16:21,913 --> 00:16:24,875
Jed and Lane are flying in from
Chicago tonight with the kids.
283
00:16:24,957 --> 00:16:26,000
Will Grammie be there?
284
00:16:26,084 --> 00:16:27,711
Grammie's gonna
stay in North Carolina.
285
00:16:27,794 --> 00:16:28,961
She's got a boyfriend.
286
00:16:29,421 --> 00:16:30,505
No shit!
287
00:16:30,589 --> 00:16:31,590
Suzanne.
288
00:16:31,757 --> 00:16:34,092
Sorry, language.
289
00:16:34,718 --> 00:16:38,096
I know I'm a mess. I've been cooking
at the soup kitchen at church.
290
00:16:38,221 --> 00:16:39,598
Sweet potato casserole?
291
00:16:39,681 --> 00:16:41,767
Yeah, I'm a one-trick pony.
Hmm.
292
00:16:42,308 --> 00:16:45,437
See, you're back at church.
293
00:16:45,604 --> 00:16:48,106
I told you,
people will get over it.
294
00:16:48,231 --> 00:16:50,817
Well, there's a new pastor.
Hmm.
295
00:16:51,150 --> 00:16:53,027
He's been really welcoming.
Very nice.
296
00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:56,239
He introduced me
to a money manager,
297
00:16:56,322 --> 00:16:58,825
who gave me some free advice
on how to talk to the bank.
298
00:16:58,950 --> 00:17:01,077
And he's sweet with Michael.
299
00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:02,621
Um...
300
00:17:03,747 --> 00:17:06,708
Eva stopped by the salon.
She's pregnant.
301
00:17:07,208 --> 00:17:08,960
You know, she's been
trying for a long time.
302
00:17:09,043 --> 00:17:11,087
You like him? This pastor?
303
00:17:12,297 --> 00:17:13,548
He's a good man.
304
00:17:14,132 --> 00:17:15,508
That's not what I'm asking.
305
00:17:17,969 --> 00:17:20,889
I'm not gonna talk about this.
It's Thanksgiving.
306
00:17:21,013 --> 00:17:22,432
Well, I wanna talk about it.
307
00:17:23,809 --> 00:17:25,560
What do you want me to say?
308
00:17:25,811 --> 00:17:27,813
That I met someone
and I'm interested?
309
00:17:29,648 --> 00:17:31,524
That I'm lonely and I miss men?
310
00:17:33,485 --> 00:17:34,653
When you went away,
you told me...
311
00:17:34,778 --> 00:17:36,321
I know what I said.
312
00:17:37,196 --> 00:17:41,242
Baby, I don't want some strange
man around my son, my wife.
313
00:17:42,577 --> 00:17:45,831
Well, we don't always get
what we want now, do we?
314
00:17:49,501 --> 00:17:51,336
What about your hair?
Mommy!
315
00:17:52,003 --> 00:17:54,881
I happen to like
my hair like this.
316
00:17:58,885 --> 00:18:00,512
Hi.
317
00:18:00,595 --> 00:18:02,013
Here to see Chapman?
Yep.
318
00:18:02,096 --> 00:18:03,296
You two are such a cute couple.
319
00:18:03,348 --> 00:18:06,685
She's the cute one. I'm like
her furry sidekick.
320
00:18:08,102 --> 00:18:09,395
Oh, um...
321
00:18:09,521 --> 00:18:11,523
Actually,
you can't see her today.
322
00:18:11,606 --> 00:18:12,774
Why not?
323
00:18:12,858 --> 00:18:15,151
She's had some
privileges revoked.
324
00:18:16,277 --> 00:18:18,822
She's in the Security Housing Unit.
The what?
325
00:18:18,905 --> 00:18:22,367
Solitary? She's in solitary?
What did she do?
326
00:18:23,242 --> 00:18:25,203
I'm sorry, I can't
tell you that. I don't...
327
00:18:25,286 --> 00:18:26,872
This is ridiculous!
328
00:18:26,955 --> 00:18:28,540
I need to speak
with your manager,
329
00:18:28,623 --> 00:18:32,335
or your superior, whoever the
fuck is in charge here, please!
330
00:18:32,418 --> 00:18:34,546
Please don't swear at me. I can
give you a number to call...
331
00:18:34,671 --> 00:18:35,672
Is she okay?
332
00:18:35,755 --> 00:18:38,299
Can't I just see
her for a minute?
333
00:18:38,383 --> 00:18:40,760
I mean, it's a holiday,
for God's sake.
334
00:18:42,220 --> 00:18:47,559
Okay, can you at least give my phone
number to her counselor, Mr. Healy?
335
00:18:47,684 --> 00:18:50,645
Okay? And have him call me? Right
away, he needs to call me right away.
336
00:18:50,729 --> 00:18:52,856
Uh, I'm not allowed to...
Please.
337
00:18:52,939 --> 00:18:54,190
Please.
338
00:18:56,484 --> 00:18:57,736
I guess, maybe.
Thank you.
339
00:18:57,861 --> 00:18:59,195
Thank you!
340
00:18:59,278 --> 00:19:00,572
Do you have...
341
00:19:00,697 --> 00:19:01,948
Can I...
342
00:19:11,624 --> 00:19:12,625
I'll pass it along.
Okay.
343
00:19:12,751 --> 00:19:18,297
And if you see Piper, will you
tell her that I love her?
344
00:19:18,423 --> 00:19:21,300
Okay? And to call me.
Have her call me.
345
00:19:21,551 --> 00:19:26,639
And also
that I love her.
346
00:19:28,433 --> 00:19:29,517
Okay.
347
00:19:31,352 --> 00:19:33,855
Happy Thanksgiving, Mr. Bloom.
348
00:19:34,272 --> 00:19:36,399
- Motherfucker!
- Shut up!
349
00:19:36,482 --> 00:19:39,611
Motherfucker!
I'll kill you, motherfucker.
350
00:19:49,203 --> 00:19:52,206
I'll kill
all you motherfuckers!
351
00:19:54,793 --> 00:19:58,212
I'm gonna kill
myself if I can't get out of here.
352
00:20:29,619 --> 00:20:32,664
My brother, Donny,
shot a turkey last year,
353
00:20:32,747 --> 00:20:36,501
but it weren't really a turkey.
It was a fucking bald eagle.
354
00:20:37,669 --> 00:20:40,672
But he still shoved a Coors
Light up the damn thing's ass
355
00:20:40,797 --> 00:20:42,381
and put it on the grill.
356
00:20:42,507 --> 00:20:43,549
And proceeded to eat it.
357
00:20:43,675 --> 00:20:47,553
And when the ranger walked up, he had
the bird hanging out of his mouth.
358
00:20:47,679 --> 00:20:52,017
He took his ass right to jail. And
now he's in Federal, in Virginia.
359
00:20:54,352 --> 00:20:55,561
Did it taste like chicken?
360
00:20:55,687 --> 00:20:57,480
No, it tasted like an eagle.
361
00:21:01,359 --> 00:21:02,568
Was your brother smoking tina?
362
00:21:02,694 --> 00:21:03,862
He snorts Oxy now.
363
00:21:03,987 --> 00:21:05,446
Fuck you.
364
00:21:05,530 --> 00:21:07,490
What the...
Get the... The fuck!
365
00:21:09,742 --> 00:21:10,702
Thanks
for last night, baby.
366
00:21:10,827 --> 00:21:14,164
That shit was amazing. Nobody's
ever licked my pussy like that.
367
00:21:14,246 --> 00:21:16,708
You are lying! I would
never touch this bitch!
368
00:21:16,791 --> 00:21:18,543
Hey, knock it off! You wanna
join your friend down the hill?
369
00:21:18,626 --> 00:21:20,211
You know,
you're going to hell!
370
00:21:20,336 --> 00:21:22,964
And you're gonna burn there
for the entire eternity!
371
00:21:23,048 --> 00:21:24,966
- I'm already there.
- Have a seat.
372
00:21:27,259 --> 00:21:28,427
Taste it, Norma.
373
00:21:30,055 --> 00:21:31,389
What did I tell you?
374
00:21:31,514 --> 00:21:33,641
It's damn near perfect.
375
00:21:37,062 --> 00:21:40,231
Ladies! Listen up!
It's time to leave.
376
00:21:40,356 --> 00:21:44,318
Let's go! Everybody out, except for you.
You can stay.
377
00:21:44,402 --> 00:21:47,072
Let's go, Silent Bob.
That means you, too. Come on.
378
00:21:47,238 --> 00:21:49,240
It's okay, I'll take over.
379
00:21:51,701 --> 00:21:53,036
Attagirl.
380
00:22:19,104 --> 00:22:20,396
Where's my shit, Red?
381
00:22:20,897 --> 00:22:22,774
I don't know what
you're talking about.
382
00:22:22,857 --> 00:22:24,192
Really?
383
00:22:24,275 --> 00:22:26,652
Are you gonna make me look
through every box in here?
384
00:22:27,445 --> 00:22:29,948
How'd you do it?
You stopped the truck?
385
00:22:30,782 --> 00:22:31,950
Maybe.
386
00:22:32,784 --> 00:22:35,036
Or maybe I got it
from one of your girls.
387
00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:36,996
My girls
wouldn't tell you shit.
388
00:22:37,496 --> 00:22:38,497
Huh.
389
00:22:39,540 --> 00:22:41,291
You want your pills?
390
00:22:43,253 --> 00:22:45,295
You can go stick
your head in the toilet.
391
00:22:45,463 --> 00:22:47,548
There might be a few
still floating around.
392
00:22:56,641 --> 00:22:59,060
You listen to me,
you crazy cunt!
393
00:23:00,478 --> 00:23:04,649
The next time my shipment comes in,
you're gonna put it to the side,
394
00:23:04,857 --> 00:23:07,610
top shelf, in the walk-in.
395
00:23:08,694 --> 00:23:10,404
Tricia's in detox.
396
00:23:10,488 --> 00:23:13,158
I hear Caputo's
looking for her source.
397
00:23:13,283 --> 00:23:15,325
What would he think
of your little operation?
398
00:23:15,493 --> 00:23:17,495
You mean, your operation?
399
00:23:18,246 --> 00:23:21,249
All the contraband
comes through your kitchen.
400
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:26,796
Looks like we're at
a Cold War stand-off, Ruskie.
401
00:23:27,463 --> 00:23:29,423
And I got
a bigger weapon than you.
402
00:23:31,467 --> 00:23:32,593
You wanna see it?
403
00:24:11,465 --> 00:24:14,593
Just a little something extra
for the holidays.
404
00:24:19,682 --> 00:24:24,062
Next time you fuck with my
stash, I'll end your life.
405
00:24:33,487 --> 00:24:34,488
Hello?
406
00:24:34,906 --> 00:24:36,824
Hi! Yes, hi.
407
00:24:37,909 --> 00:24:42,247
Hello, I am trying to reach the Executive
Assistant or the Assistant Warden, please.
408
00:24:42,372 --> 00:24:43,789
Sir, it's after duty hours.
409
00:24:44,456 --> 00:24:48,586
Okay. Yes. Look my wife
is in the solitary unit.
410
00:24:48,669 --> 00:24:50,588
Okay? She's being
held there illegally.
411
00:24:50,713 --> 00:24:53,758
Now, my father is a lawyer,
I know her rights.
412
00:24:53,841 --> 00:24:55,718
It's a holiday, sir.
413
00:24:55,801 --> 00:24:58,763
Exactly! That's exactly right!
I know it's a holiday.
414
00:24:58,888 --> 00:25:00,765
That's what makes
this so outrageous.
415
00:25:00,890 --> 00:25:02,090
You can call back on Monday...
416
00:25:02,141 --> 00:25:03,684
Would you please listen to me?
417
00:25:03,768 --> 00:25:05,895
Sir, please. Listen to me.
418
00:25:05,978 --> 00:25:08,522
I have left messages
for the Associate Warden,
419
00:25:08,606 --> 00:25:11,025
for the Public
Information's Officer,
420
00:25:11,109 --> 00:25:12,818
for the Department
of Corrections,
421
00:25:12,944 --> 00:25:14,653
for the fucking
Governor's office.
422
00:25:14,779 --> 00:25:15,738
Okay?
423
00:25:15,821 --> 00:25:19,533
If I don't get a call back
from somebody soon,
424
00:25:19,617 --> 00:25:23,121
you people are gonna have a fucking
lawsuit on your hands. Now...
425
00:25:23,246 --> 00:25:24,289
Hello,
you have reached
426
00:25:24,372 --> 00:25:26,498
the Federal Correctional
Institution in Litchfield.
427
00:25:26,624 --> 00:25:29,127
God! Fuck!
428
00:25:31,129 --> 00:25:33,714
Dude, that was really dramatic.
429
00:25:38,261 --> 00:25:40,805
You know how much
Piper loves Thanksgiving.
430
00:25:40,888 --> 00:25:42,390
It is her favorite.
431
00:25:42,514 --> 00:25:43,975
Yeah, I don't know why.
432
00:25:44,100 --> 00:25:46,185
Had to wear a suit jacket.
Fucking toxic.
433
00:25:46,311 --> 00:25:48,031
You've been to Thanksgiving
with my parents.
434
00:25:48,062 --> 00:25:51,441
Yeah, no, I know, it's horrible.
She loves our Thanksgivings.
435
00:25:51,523 --> 00:25:53,651
Oh, in your parents' apartment?
436
00:25:54,319 --> 00:25:57,822
They go to South Beach.
They have gravy boats.
437
00:25:57,905 --> 00:25:59,865
A maid comes and cleans up
in the morning. Come on.
438
00:25:59,907 --> 00:26:04,287
They won't mind me using these awesome
tchotchkes for my table-scape, will they?
439
00:26:04,370 --> 00:26:05,830
We have to cancel.
440
00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:10,500
We have to cancel. You have
to cancel the whole thing.
441
00:26:10,626 --> 00:26:14,380
Cal, I can't
host people here, all right?
442
00:26:14,504 --> 00:26:18,343
Not under these circumstances. All right?
It does not feel right.
443
00:26:18,801 --> 00:26:22,305
No, yeah, you're right, man.
We should cancel.
444
00:26:23,597 --> 00:26:27,685
We'll cancel. We'll cover
the mirrors, sit shivah.
445
00:26:27,768 --> 00:26:30,855
It's what your
people do, right?
446
00:26:30,980 --> 00:26:33,191
It's when someone dies, Cal.
She's not dead.
447
00:26:33,316 --> 00:26:37,569
Exactly. Look,
I love my sister, dude.
448
00:26:37,695 --> 00:26:40,114
But she got herself
sent to the hoosegow.
449
00:26:40,198 --> 00:26:43,701
And now she's clearly pulled some other
shit to get herself into even more trouble.
450
00:26:43,784 --> 00:26:46,787
You have done everything
that you can do.
451
00:26:46,871 --> 00:26:50,540
And Piper would love the fact that
you're throwing Thanksgiving,
452
00:26:50,624 --> 00:26:54,879
our friends are coming,
the maid is coming tomorrow.
453
00:26:54,962 --> 00:27:00,718
And I've spent my entire life-savings
on this, this marvelous turkey.
454
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:03,513
She'd want us to celebrate.
455
00:27:05,014 --> 00:27:06,556
I'm sure she's fine.
456
00:27:16,608 --> 00:27:17,609
Chapman?
457
00:27:19,028 --> 00:27:20,405
Mr. Healy?
458
00:27:20,570 --> 00:27:21,571
How are you?
459
00:27:23,824 --> 00:27:26,411
I'm in a cement box
and people are screaming.
460
00:27:27,870 --> 00:27:30,998
You needed a little time-out
to think about your behavior.
461
00:27:31,374 --> 00:27:32,666
My what?
462
00:27:34,252 --> 00:27:35,920
I was dancing.
463
00:27:36,212 --> 00:27:38,756
Provocatively. Sexually.
464
00:27:38,839 --> 00:27:40,174
Gay sexually.
465
00:27:40,258 --> 00:27:43,094
This is illegal.
You can't keep me in here.
466
00:27:43,177 --> 00:27:45,096
See, there's where
you're wrong.
467
00:27:45,179 --> 00:27:47,223
Chapman, I tried
to be nice to you,
468
00:27:47,306 --> 00:27:49,475
because I understand
where you come from.
469
00:27:49,599 --> 00:27:50,935
You don't know me.
470
00:27:52,186 --> 00:27:53,938
I thought we could be friends.
471
00:27:54,688 --> 00:27:57,525
You're not yourself lately.
You're acting out.
472
00:27:57,607 --> 00:27:59,110
So you're teaching me a lesson?
473
00:27:59,235 --> 00:28:00,903
You should be thanking me.
474
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:04,323
Alex Vause is sick.
475
00:28:04,990 --> 00:28:06,033
I get you.
476
00:28:07,159 --> 00:28:08,618
You're not like her.
477
00:28:11,372 --> 00:28:14,833
The only sicko here is you.
478
00:28:16,461 --> 00:28:18,379
And under different
circumstances, what?
479
00:28:19,797 --> 00:28:21,757
I'd be your girlfriend?
480
00:28:23,050 --> 00:28:24,093
Is that it?
481
00:28:25,635 --> 00:28:27,346
Did I make you jealous?
482
00:28:29,599 --> 00:28:34,103
You put me in this
hellhole for no reason.
483
00:28:35,020 --> 00:28:36,564
Wake up, Healy!
484
00:28:38,023 --> 00:28:39,567
Girls like me?
485
00:28:39,900 --> 00:28:45,072
We don't fuck ignorant, pretentious old
men with weird lesbian obsessions!
486
00:28:45,156 --> 00:28:48,576
We go for tall, hot girls,
487
00:28:50,077 --> 00:28:52,663
and we fucking love it!
488
00:28:54,332 --> 00:28:57,960
So that leaves
you on the outside,
489
00:28:58,043 --> 00:29:01,672
living your sad,
sad little life.
490
00:29:02,298 --> 00:29:05,343
You don't get me! Ever!
491
00:29:07,470 --> 00:29:09,263
So go fuck yourself!
492
00:29:12,016 --> 00:29:14,185
Happy Thanksgiving, Chapman.
493
00:29:19,524 --> 00:29:23,152
Fuck you, motherfucker!
494
00:29:34,997 --> 00:29:36,832
Where's my mattress?
495
00:29:37,542 --> 00:29:39,377
Where the fuck is my mattress?
What did you do to it?
496
00:29:43,506 --> 00:29:45,216
Oh, fucking crackhead.
497
00:29:55,601 --> 00:29:57,769
My bunkie stole my mattress.
498
00:29:57,895 --> 00:29:59,104
Yeah. And?
499
00:30:00,064 --> 00:30:01,815
It's gone. It's not there.
500
00:30:01,940 --> 00:30:03,025
Then how do you
know it was stolen?
501
00:30:03,108 --> 00:30:05,152
Because it's not on my bed,
502
00:30:05,236 --> 00:30:06,945
and she and her hick friend
have been fucking with me.
503
00:30:07,071 --> 00:30:08,030
I need a new one.
504
00:30:08,113 --> 00:30:11,242
Okay, we issue one mattress per inmate.
You can fill out a form.
505
00:30:11,325 --> 00:30:13,369
It'll take a couple
weeks to replace it.
506
00:30:13,452 --> 00:30:16,372
And what am I supposed to do in the meantime?
Sleep on the frame?
507
00:30:16,455 --> 00:30:19,083
It's probably good for you. A hard
surface aligns the vertebrae.
508
00:30:19,166 --> 00:30:21,085
Your body will thank you.
Excuse me.
509
00:30:25,673 --> 00:30:26,757
Who are you?
510
00:30:29,176 --> 00:30:30,302
I'm Alex.
511
00:30:33,055 --> 00:30:34,348
I'm your daughter.
512
00:30:40,062 --> 00:30:41,397
Holy shit.
513
00:30:46,569 --> 00:30:47,778
How'd you find me?
514
00:30:47,903 --> 00:30:52,366
Well, I saw the show. And then
the manager sent me back here.
515
00:30:53,451 --> 00:30:55,620
Oh, you saw that shit?
That was embarrassing.
516
00:30:55,703 --> 00:30:58,539
We can't even fill
a fucking basement anymore.
517
00:30:58,623 --> 00:31:01,250
If one more jerk-off asks me
to play Dirty Girl...
518
00:31:01,333 --> 00:31:03,586
I wish I had never
written that fucking song.
519
00:31:03,753 --> 00:31:07,047
It is a great song.
That is still a great song.
520
00:31:07,131 --> 00:31:08,549
Shut up, Lonnie.
521
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:11,009
We're supposed to be in Philly,
522
00:31:11,135 --> 00:31:14,179
but Jimmy over here punched
the booking agent in the neck.
523
00:31:16,682 --> 00:31:20,144
I can't believe you're my kid, man!
You're my kid!
524
00:31:21,646 --> 00:31:23,397
I'm so happy to see you.
525
00:31:24,482 --> 00:31:25,816
Yeah. Me, too.
526
00:31:25,941 --> 00:31:29,027
'Cause I would've never recognized
you in a million years.
527
00:31:30,696 --> 00:31:32,364
And you got a serious
rack on you, too.
528
00:31:32,490 --> 00:31:35,075
I mean, I could have
accidentally fucked her, right?
529
00:31:35,159 --> 00:31:36,285
But that would have been bad.
530
00:31:36,368 --> 00:31:39,705
No. Seriously,
that's twisted.
531
00:31:39,830 --> 00:31:41,165
I didn't say that.
532
00:31:42,249 --> 00:31:44,001
Um, is there a bathroom?
533
00:31:44,460 --> 00:31:46,340
Is there a bathroom?
It's down there.
534
00:31:46,462 --> 00:31:47,588
Right. Thank you.
535
00:31:50,007 --> 00:31:51,300
Her rack?
536
00:31:51,383 --> 00:31:53,093
That would've been fucked up.
537
00:31:53,177 --> 00:31:54,720
Wow.
538
00:31:55,053 --> 00:31:56,681
Her fucking rack.
539
00:32:24,082 --> 00:32:25,710
Jesus, you scared me.
540
00:32:25,876 --> 00:32:27,211
You okay?
541
00:32:27,378 --> 00:32:30,715
I'm fine.
I'm just gonna go home.
542
00:32:31,549 --> 00:32:33,384
He's not what you thought.
543
00:32:37,221 --> 00:32:38,639
It's fucking depressing.
544
00:32:39,431 --> 00:32:42,100
Been imagining this moment
your whole life?
545
00:32:45,312 --> 00:32:47,231
I had this white
fringe pleather jacket
546
00:32:47,356 --> 00:32:49,274
I always thought I'd
wear if I ever met him.
547
00:32:50,108 --> 00:32:53,028
Nice, pleather.
What happened?
548
00:32:55,072 --> 00:32:56,365
You're right.
549
00:32:58,242 --> 00:33:00,285
Maybe that would've
made the difference.
550
00:33:02,079 --> 00:33:05,957
Most people are
better in the abstract.
551
00:33:07,835 --> 00:33:09,294
It's Alex, right?
552
00:33:11,255 --> 00:33:12,256
Yeah.
553
00:33:12,381 --> 00:33:13,382
Fahri.
554
00:33:15,801 --> 00:33:16,927
You want a bump?
555
00:33:17,052 --> 00:33:18,763
No, thanks.
556
00:33:18,846 --> 00:33:20,222
Smart girl.
557
00:33:22,057 --> 00:33:24,226
Fahri, what are you doing
hanging out with these losers?
558
00:33:25,477 --> 00:33:26,478
Uh...
559
00:33:27,187 --> 00:33:28,731
They're my clients.
560
00:33:30,816 --> 00:33:31,983
What do you do?
561
00:33:32,109 --> 00:33:34,820
I work for an international
drug cartel.
562
00:33:36,864 --> 00:33:37,865
Right.
563
00:33:46,874 --> 00:33:48,834
Will you get Gloria?
I'm dying.
564
00:33:51,754 --> 00:33:53,171
You're not dying.
565
00:33:53,964 --> 00:33:55,257
Here.
566
00:33:55,758 --> 00:34:00,137
Serves you right for drinking some stupid
potion from some half-assed santera.
567
00:34:00,262 --> 00:34:01,555
Who told you?
568
00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:02,973
She told me.
569
00:34:03,098 --> 00:34:06,226
So I told her to give you
some roots and berries.
570
00:34:06,310 --> 00:34:09,146
Make you shit your brains out
and learn your lesson.
571
00:34:09,229 --> 00:34:12,149
So the tea was bullshit?
It's not gonna work?
572
00:34:12,399 --> 00:34:15,152
You think I'm gonna let you
ice my grandbaby?
573
00:34:15,861 --> 00:34:17,446
You want me to end up like you?
574
00:34:17,529 --> 00:34:19,490
I'm already in prison.
575
00:34:19,573 --> 00:34:23,327
All I need is five different baby
daddies and an ass tattoo of a dog.
576
00:34:23,452 --> 00:34:24,870
It's a wolf.
577
00:34:28,874 --> 00:34:31,001
Daya, I made mistakes, okay?
578
00:34:31,084 --> 00:34:33,587
I didn't have nobody
teaching me what to do.
579
00:34:33,712 --> 00:34:35,339
Oh, get away from me.
580
00:34:36,298 --> 00:34:37,818
Maybe I'm not
the mother of the year...
581
00:34:37,842 --> 00:34:39,176
Oh, you think?
582
00:34:39,301 --> 00:34:42,022
But at least I put something into
this world that could still be good.
583
00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:43,848
I made something.
584
00:34:45,056 --> 00:34:50,145
I fucked up my own life,
but Eva, Lucy and Christina,
585
00:34:50,228 --> 00:34:54,358
Emiliano, even you
could still be something.
586
00:34:55,693 --> 00:34:57,528
Babies give you hope.
587
00:35:33,397 --> 00:35:34,398
Fuck.
588
00:35:56,879 --> 00:35:58,047
Oh, my God.
589
00:36:00,549 --> 00:36:02,009
There's mold.
590
00:36:05,429 --> 00:36:07,598
There's mold on the bologna.
591
00:36:08,515 --> 00:36:09,934
Oh, my God.
592
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:12,978
I found a maggot.
593
00:36:21,445 --> 00:36:22,654
Hello?
594
00:36:25,908 --> 00:36:27,367
Is someone there?
595
00:36:28,869 --> 00:36:30,120
Are you real?
596
00:36:32,122 --> 00:36:35,542
Yes. Yes, I'm real.
Are you real?
597
00:36:38,045 --> 00:36:39,504
I don't know.
598
00:36:42,382 --> 00:36:45,385
I'm gonna take a bus
all the way to the Bronx.
599
00:36:45,469 --> 00:36:46,971
Right to Angelo's Pizza
600
00:36:47,096 --> 00:36:48,931
and I'm gonna get a giant
slice with the works.
601
00:36:49,014 --> 00:36:51,224
But just one, because after,
602
00:36:51,308 --> 00:36:54,269
we're gonna have a big old Thanksgiving
at my cousin, Neicey, house,
603
00:36:54,352 --> 00:36:57,898
and we probably gonna go out
dancing at the Monte Carlo Room,
604
00:36:57,982 --> 00:37:00,651
and I'ma order
a Sex on the Beach
605
00:37:00,776 --> 00:37:03,445
with 10 maraschino
cherries in it.
606
00:37:03,654 --> 00:37:05,990
And some man
gonna buy it for me.
607
00:37:10,119 --> 00:37:11,829
Well, that sounds like a plan.
608
00:37:13,956 --> 00:37:15,666
You know,
ain't no one on the outside
609
00:37:15,749 --> 00:37:17,459
gonna do my 'do
for a can of Pepsi.
610
00:37:18,168 --> 00:37:19,670
Which you still
owe me, by the way.
611
00:37:21,130 --> 00:37:23,256
Jefferson, they're releasing
you now. Van's leaving.
612
00:37:24,091 --> 00:37:27,177
Right now?
I gotta say my goodbyes.
613
00:37:27,302 --> 00:37:30,472
It's a holiday. COs wanna go
home and see their families.
614
00:37:30,555 --> 00:37:34,267
If you don't go now, you're not
getting out till Monday. Let's go.
615
00:37:35,644 --> 00:37:37,187
Yo! Where's Poussey at?
616
00:37:38,229 --> 00:37:39,940
Jefferson! Now.
617
00:37:48,406 --> 00:37:51,160
What the fuck? What the fuck?
They already took her?
618
00:37:51,242 --> 00:37:52,577
I didn't even say goodbye.
619
00:37:54,371 --> 00:37:57,916
Taystee! Yo!
Tays!
620
00:37:58,249 --> 00:38:00,169
She can't hear you.
621
00:38:22,066 --> 00:38:23,192
Hello?
Hello!
622
00:38:23,274 --> 00:38:24,401
Hello! Whoo-hoo!
Hi!
623
00:38:24,484 --> 00:38:27,863
Come in, new family.
Hello, happy Thanksgiving.
624
00:38:27,988 --> 00:38:30,074
Ooh, your parents have a nice place.
Yeah.
625
00:38:30,199 --> 00:38:31,200
Cal!
Hi.
626
00:38:31,282 --> 00:38:33,077
Hi. Do you know Pete?
Mmm-mmm. No.
627
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:34,578
And this is Finn.
628
00:38:36,371 --> 00:38:37,581
Wow.
629
00:38:38,082 --> 00:38:39,332
He looks like Steve Buscemi.
630
00:38:39,875 --> 00:38:41,418
Congratulations, man.
631
00:38:41,501 --> 00:38:43,212
Gotta wash
your hands first.
632
00:38:43,336 --> 00:38:44,379
Isn't that
just to touch the baby?
633
00:38:44,462 --> 00:38:46,882
And to touch me, too.
Polly's being a total nutter.
634
00:38:46,965 --> 00:38:49,593
If it were up to Pete, he'd let him
suck on the bottom of his shoe.
635
00:38:49,718 --> 00:38:51,720
I hope you guys don't mind,
but we brought a stray.
636
00:38:51,803 --> 00:38:54,598
Larry, this is our friend, Maury.
Hi.
637
00:38:55,140 --> 00:38:56,850
Yeah, Maury Kind.
638
00:38:56,934 --> 00:38:59,519
I'm sorry, you're not a stray.
You're Maury Kind from NPR!
639
00:38:59,603 --> 00:39:01,521
Guilty.
Oh, my God, I love you.
640
00:39:01,605 --> 00:39:05,025
I love your show. I mean, I love...
I love you.
641
00:39:05,109 --> 00:39:06,389
- Thank you.
- Wow.
642
00:39:06,443 --> 00:39:07,444
- Back off, Larry.
- Sorry, sorry.
643
00:39:07,569 --> 00:39:10,049
Where should we put our stuff? Put
it in the kitchen, follow me.
644
00:39:10,114 --> 00:39:11,615
You come meet my girlfriend!
645
00:39:11,740 --> 00:39:15,160
Don't get in her way, Cal!
She's got an angry, red vagina
646
00:39:15,285 --> 00:39:17,621
and she's been drinking rum
punch since 10:00 a.m.
647
00:39:17,746 --> 00:39:19,123
Thank God we pumped.
648
00:39:19,623 --> 00:39:22,042
I cannot believe you
brought Maury Kind.
649
00:39:22,126 --> 00:39:24,628
Yeah, I'm mixing
sound on Urban Tales.
650
00:39:24,711 --> 00:39:26,964
He's going through a divorce,
so I invited him.
651
00:39:27,047 --> 00:39:28,924
I didn't know
you'd geek out so hard.
652
00:39:29,049 --> 00:39:30,926
You know,
I'd love to talk to him.
653
00:39:31,718 --> 00:39:33,137
Well, it'd be weird
if you didn't.
654
00:39:33,220 --> 00:39:35,931
Besides, he read your "Modern
Love" column and loved it.
655
00:39:36,014 --> 00:39:37,891
Stop it. Seriously?
Uh-huh.
656
00:39:38,725 --> 00:39:39,726
Holy shit.
657
00:39:39,810 --> 00:39:40,894
Hey!
658
00:39:40,978 --> 00:39:42,062
Your language.
659
00:39:42,187 --> 00:39:43,313
Huh? Sorry.
660
00:39:43,396 --> 00:39:44,397
Shh.
661
00:39:44,481 --> 00:39:45,607
What an asshole.
662
00:39:46,566 --> 00:39:51,529
I cannot believe people like him
are even allowed to work here.
663
00:39:51,822 --> 00:39:55,993
They take these insecure,
and frustrated men
664
00:39:56,118 --> 00:39:58,328
and they put them in charge
of a bunch of powerless women
665
00:39:58,411 --> 00:40:01,915
and they become
these predatory creeps.
666
00:40:01,999 --> 00:40:07,296
I mean, all of that condescending "I
know what's best for you" bullshit.
667
00:40:07,921 --> 00:40:10,590
You can rage,
but they always win.
668
00:40:12,009 --> 00:40:13,302
They're the ones with the keys.
669
00:40:15,012 --> 00:40:16,930
How long have
you been down here?
670
00:40:17,931 --> 00:40:20,517
I've lost track.
I don't know.
671
00:40:21,185 --> 00:40:22,602
Nine months?
672
00:40:23,061 --> 00:40:24,437
A year?
673
00:40:26,690 --> 00:40:28,066
A year?
674
00:40:31,153 --> 00:40:32,529
That's insane.
675
00:40:32,612 --> 00:40:36,908
They keep the lights on,
so you lose all sense of time.
676
00:40:37,034 --> 00:40:38,160
It's not living.
677
00:40:38,243 --> 00:40:39,995
I mean, yeah, you're breathing,
678
00:40:40,078 --> 00:40:41,913
but you ain't a person no more.
679
00:40:42,039 --> 00:40:46,501
It's bad. You start to
see shit that ain't there.
680
00:40:47,752 --> 00:40:49,004
You start to hear voices.
681
00:40:49,087 --> 00:40:50,839
Oh, my God.
682
00:40:51,548 --> 00:40:53,758
They keep you here
till they break you.
683
00:40:55,135 --> 00:40:56,761
I feel like I'm gonna throw up.
684
00:40:59,890 --> 00:41:01,558
Why did I do that?
685
00:41:03,393 --> 00:41:05,103
Why did I say those things?
686
00:41:07,689 --> 00:41:10,400
He's never going to
let me out of here.
687
00:41:12,236 --> 00:41:15,364
I am so fucking stupid.
688
00:41:16,114 --> 00:41:20,077
I am so fucking stupid!
689
00:41:20,535 --> 00:41:22,329
What's wrong with me?
690
00:41:25,207 --> 00:41:26,791
You still there?
691
00:41:34,007 --> 00:41:38,762
I swear to God that if
they let me out of here...
692
00:41:45,810 --> 00:41:47,396
I will shut up.
693
00:41:47,896 --> 00:41:53,110
I will shut up and I will put my
head down and I will do my time
694
00:41:53,193 --> 00:41:58,365
and I'll smile at Healy and I
won't go near her.
695
00:41:58,615 --> 00:42:00,742
I won't even look at her.
696
00:42:00,825 --> 00:42:04,621
I can do that.
I can do that. I can.
697
00:42:05,914 --> 00:42:07,291
Please.
698
00:42:09,834 --> 00:42:11,962
Please don't leave me here.
699
00:42:14,089 --> 00:42:15,299
Please.
700
00:42:16,549 --> 00:42:19,677
Hey, Vause, I know you're not
working, but can I get my bag?
701
00:42:19,803 --> 00:42:20,971
Yeah, just give me a sec.
702
00:42:21,096 --> 00:42:22,973
What happened to your glasses?
703
00:42:23,098 --> 00:42:25,178
Smashed in the name of Jesus.
704
00:42:25,225 --> 00:42:27,311
Oh, shit. Pennsatucky?
705
00:42:27,477 --> 00:42:30,314
Wow, you guys have
released the kraken.
706
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:33,275
She's decided it's her Christian
duty to annihilate me.
707
00:42:33,358 --> 00:42:35,652
Because I'm a "privileged
rich girl."
708
00:42:36,111 --> 00:42:40,073
Which is hilarious, because those types of
girls tortured me my whole fucking life.
709
00:42:41,158 --> 00:42:43,285
If you and I had
met in fifth grade,
710
00:42:43,410 --> 00:42:45,536
you'd have made
fun of my clothes.
711
00:42:45,829 --> 00:42:47,372
Who, me?
712
00:42:47,497 --> 00:42:49,416
No, no, no, no. I would never.
713
00:42:49,458 --> 00:42:51,751
You look terrific.
Fuck!
714
00:42:54,879 --> 00:42:56,256
I know what you were like.
715
00:42:56,340 --> 00:43:01,970
Upper West Side, doorman building,
skiing in Jackson Hole.
716
00:43:02,346 --> 00:43:03,388
Am I wrong?
717
00:43:03,513 --> 00:43:05,349
Who told you that shit?
No one.
718
00:43:06,599 --> 00:43:09,227
My business was built on
sniffing out girls like you
719
00:43:09,353 --> 00:43:11,062
and turning 'em into
drug mules.
720
00:43:11,188 --> 00:43:13,857
I knew it. You're a pimp.
721
00:43:14,024 --> 00:43:16,026
Man, you would've been perfect.
722
00:43:16,693 --> 00:43:19,988
Little Nicky at 19? Mmm! I would've
turned you out in two seconds.
723
00:43:20,071 --> 00:43:22,449
I'd make a terrible mule. I
would've done all your drugs.
724
00:43:23,616 --> 00:43:26,703
Besides, okay, what makes you think
I would've fallen for your shit?
725
00:43:27,745 --> 00:43:30,415
Well, you grew up rich, so
you're used to easy money.
726
00:43:30,499 --> 00:43:33,377
You have enough stamps in your
passport to avoid suspicion.
727
00:43:33,460 --> 00:43:35,712
You hate your parents.
Yeah, totally.
728
00:43:35,795 --> 00:43:37,672
You're in your
experimental phase.
729
00:43:37,755 --> 00:43:39,590
All you wanna do is fuck
a woman or black guy,
730
00:43:39,716 --> 00:43:41,592
have some adventure...
Hmm.
731
00:43:41,718 --> 00:43:43,553
...and still be able
to afford a Birkin bag.
732
00:43:43,761 --> 00:43:45,389
Shit, I'm in!
733
00:43:45,472 --> 00:43:46,556
Fuck it. You know me.
734
00:43:46,723 --> 00:43:48,308
Sign me up.
735
00:43:48,975 --> 00:43:50,394
Oh, was that who Piper was?
736
00:43:51,769 --> 00:43:53,730
No, no, Piper was different.
737
00:43:53,897 --> 00:43:55,065
Why? 'Cause you loved her?
738
00:43:57,359 --> 00:43:58,860
Because she was different.
739
00:44:02,030 --> 00:44:03,240
Get some glue, pimp.
740
00:44:05,658 --> 00:44:07,911
Fuck.
741
00:44:11,664 --> 00:44:14,501
Crystal is in love
with her pastor.
742
00:44:14,584 --> 00:44:16,420
Ah.
743
00:44:16,545 --> 00:44:18,255
I'm not surprised.
744
00:44:19,089 --> 00:44:22,717
A lot of women lust after their
pastors, it's very common.
745
00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:27,138
And pastors can do that. Priests
have to learn to bounce their eyes.
746
00:44:27,597 --> 00:44:29,099
Um, what's that?
747
00:44:29,224 --> 00:44:33,395
You never stay focused on a member
of the opposite sex for too long.
748
00:44:33,770 --> 00:44:36,106
That's how I watch
every Russell Crowe movie.
749
00:44:40,277 --> 00:44:41,611
She wants my blessing.
750
00:44:42,820 --> 00:44:44,030
Then you should give it to her.
751
00:44:44,155 --> 00:44:45,407
Why?
752
00:44:47,658 --> 00:44:49,578
I don't understand
why she needs to have sex.
753
00:44:49,660 --> 00:44:51,620
I mean, look at you.
754
00:44:52,372 --> 00:44:54,082
I'm a nun, I took a vow.
755
00:44:54,165 --> 00:44:55,833
She married a man
with a penis, I assume
756
00:44:55,959 --> 00:44:57,626
because she wanted to
use it occasionally.
757
00:44:58,669 --> 00:45:01,923
How much
time do you have left?
758
00:45:02,466 --> 00:45:05,051
Three years,
eight months.
759
00:45:05,718 --> 00:45:08,430
You got what you needed at a
pretty big cost to your family.
760
00:45:08,513 --> 00:45:10,474
This is what she needs.
761
00:45:11,141 --> 00:45:13,642
Doesn't Crystal
deserve some happiness?
762
00:45:14,311 --> 00:45:16,062
Let her go.
763
00:45:16,980 --> 00:45:18,189
I can't.
764
00:45:18,315 --> 00:45:20,400
It's the right thing to do.
765
00:45:24,279 --> 00:45:26,039
Did you want
some more sweet potatoes?
766
00:45:31,495 --> 00:45:33,079
So, Neri, what do you do?
767
00:45:33,246 --> 00:45:34,956
I'm a hyperbaric welder.
768
00:45:35,039 --> 00:45:38,876
Yeah, I used to work on the pipelines,
but now I just normal weld.
769
00:45:39,710 --> 00:45:41,421
Isn't she a badass?
770
00:45:41,546 --> 00:45:44,007
We met when I was
fabricating some sculptures.
771
00:45:44,090 --> 00:45:47,469
Hmm, I have so many burn scars,
Cal and I are naming them.
772
00:45:47,552 --> 00:45:51,889
Oh, oh! Speaking of scars, how was it?
The whole birth thing?
773
00:45:52,015 --> 00:45:53,055
Did you eat your placenta?
774
00:45:53,099 --> 00:45:54,851
No. We passed on that.
775
00:45:54,976 --> 00:45:57,770
Oh, it's really good
for you. Crazy nutrients.
776
00:45:57,854 --> 00:46:01,941
People dehydrate it and make it into
pills, but that's the expensive way.
777
00:46:02,025 --> 00:46:04,402
I always just thought you
could, like, scramble it up.
778
00:46:04,528 --> 00:46:08,072
Just, like, put it in a pan
with some salt and pepper.
779
00:46:08,198 --> 00:46:11,618
Bam! It sounds gross,
but possibly delicious.
780
00:46:11,700 --> 00:46:13,036
Throw some sage in there, too.
781
00:46:14,037 --> 00:46:16,498
Do you still have it?
I don't.
782
00:46:16,665 --> 00:46:19,042
Pete, you're
dropping food on his head.
783
00:46:20,001 --> 00:46:24,214
So, yeah, you know, we both decided
to stick it out, you know.
784
00:46:24,297 --> 00:46:29,219
I mean, it hasn't been easy, but, you
know, relationships are not easy.
785
00:46:29,302 --> 00:46:30,261
Right?
Right. Yeah.
786
00:46:30,387 --> 00:46:33,390
Well, I thought your column was
an interesting perspective.
787
00:46:33,473 --> 00:46:35,392
You know,
the long-suffering husband.
788
00:46:35,517 --> 00:46:37,394
Fiance.
789
00:46:37,519 --> 00:46:39,728
I mean, I didn't really mean
for it to come off that way.
790
00:46:39,854 --> 00:46:41,565
No. No, no, no,
it was very entertaining.
791
00:46:41,939 --> 00:46:43,941
Thank you... Yeah.
Yeah.
792
00:46:44,067 --> 00:46:46,319
Well, I'm a big fan of yours.
I mean... Oh, well.
793
00:46:46,403 --> 00:46:49,030
Yeah, I love your show and...
794
00:46:49,113 --> 00:46:52,741
I was just listening
to the one on road trips.
795
00:46:52,909 --> 00:46:55,995
Cal, the turkey is amazing.
796
00:46:56,079 --> 00:46:58,998
It's perfectly cooked. Thanks, man.
It's a heritage bird.
797
00:46:59,165 --> 00:47:01,000
Actually, Maury, um...
798
00:47:02,419 --> 00:47:07,756
I was thinking that my story
would work really well aloud.
799
00:47:08,132 --> 00:47:10,260
Right. You know, 'cause
I consider myself
800
00:47:10,385 --> 00:47:12,887
a much better
verbal storyteller.
801
00:47:12,970 --> 00:47:14,013
Right. You know, I don't
know if you ever...
802
00:47:14,097 --> 00:47:16,433
Cal, what is a heritage...
I'm sorry, what was that?
803
00:47:16,516 --> 00:47:21,812
Sorry. No, I didn't know if you ever were
open to maybe doing a prison episode.
804
00:47:21,938 --> 00:47:24,608
You know, if you ever
had guests like me on.
805
00:47:25,483 --> 00:47:27,736
Yeah. The thing is, if we
wanted to document prison,
806
00:47:27,818 --> 00:47:30,572
we'd probably talk
to actual inmates.
807
00:47:30,655 --> 00:47:34,618
And if we were gonna do a story about
someone whose loved one was in prison,
808
00:47:34,701 --> 00:47:37,120
we'd find a more
representative example.
809
00:47:37,203 --> 00:47:39,956
Cycle of poverty,
that sort of thing.
810
00:47:40,206 --> 00:47:44,877
Right. Yeah, no, that... I get...
That makes sense. I get it.
811
00:47:45,086 --> 00:47:51,800
But we are working on a show about
unique long-distance relationships.
812
00:47:52,218 --> 00:47:54,679
You know, a guy who works
down on the ice every year,
813
00:47:54,803 --> 00:47:56,389
a pair of married missionaries.
814
00:47:56,473 --> 00:47:57,806
Your story could
be good on that.
815
00:47:57,932 --> 00:47:59,643
Really?
Yeah.
816
00:48:00,518 --> 00:48:02,186
Wow. Yeah. I mean...
817
00:48:02,312 --> 00:48:04,481
Wow, I would love that.
818
00:48:04,606 --> 00:48:06,441
I mean, I would love
to do that.
819
00:48:06,524 --> 00:48:07,692
- Hey, toast!
- Yes!
820
00:48:07,816 --> 00:48:09,653
- Toast.
- Cheers.
821
00:48:09,736 --> 00:48:11,571
Happy Thanksgiving.
Happy Thanksgiving.
822
00:48:11,655 --> 00:48:12,656
Eye contact.
823
00:48:29,506 --> 00:48:31,132
No gravy?
824
00:48:31,633 --> 00:48:33,176
Why is there no gravy?
825
00:48:33,259 --> 00:48:34,885
You complaining?
826
00:48:35,512 --> 00:48:37,888
Uh... No, ma'am.
No, no, no.
827
00:48:38,014 --> 00:48:39,848
Come on, Little Boo.
Let's not complain.
828
00:48:39,974 --> 00:48:42,851
I don't know why you threw it out. I tried it.
It tasted great to me.
829
00:48:47,649 --> 00:48:52,362
I'm thankful for my health,
for my strong body and mind.
830
00:48:52,445 --> 00:48:55,532
And for you girls,
who remind me every day
831
00:48:55,657 --> 00:48:58,409
that self-forgiveness
is possible.
832
00:48:59,744 --> 00:49:00,911
Hmm.
833
00:49:01,037 --> 00:49:03,289
I'm thankful that Taystee got
the fuck out of this dump.
834
00:49:03,373 --> 00:49:04,833
Yeah, I'll second that.
835
00:49:04,999 --> 00:49:07,960
I'm thankful for my
new bitch, Little Boo.
836
00:49:08,044 --> 00:49:10,547
Sit, hooker. Ah! Good girl.
837
00:49:10,630 --> 00:49:12,048
There you go.
838
00:49:13,966 --> 00:49:16,326
Oh, and, of course, I'm thankful
for all y'all other bitches.
839
00:49:17,721 --> 00:49:19,389
Do you wanna say grace, Sister?
840
00:49:22,058 --> 00:49:23,560
I trust in the Lord
841
00:49:23,685 --> 00:49:28,147
with all my heart and lean
not on my own understanding.
842
00:49:29,733 --> 00:49:30,818
Amen.
843
00:49:30,899 --> 00:49:32,276
Amen.
844
00:49:32,402 --> 00:49:34,028
Amen.
845
00:49:38,867 --> 00:49:40,451
Man, it sucks to
get glasses replaced,
846
00:49:40,577 --> 00:49:43,079
you have to get someone on the outside
to fill your prescription.
847
00:49:43,246 --> 00:49:44,372
How blind are you?
848
00:49:45,373 --> 00:49:46,624
Blindish.
849
00:49:47,876 --> 00:49:50,086
Bright side, you can't see
the color of these potatoes.
850
00:49:55,216 --> 00:49:57,761
It doesn't feel right to be
eating while she's in there.
851
00:49:57,886 --> 00:50:01,431
Straight girls. They'll
fuck you up every time.
852
00:50:51,230 --> 00:50:52,482
Hey!
853
00:50:53,858 --> 00:50:55,151
Hey.
854
00:50:55,485 --> 00:50:57,654
Did you get this loaf thing?
855
00:50:59,489 --> 00:51:03,159
Looks like three different dinners
mushed together into a mound.
856
00:51:03,868 --> 00:51:05,202
Are you looking at it?
857
00:51:08,665 --> 00:51:09,833
Hello?
858
00:51:10,999 --> 00:51:12,209
Can you hear me?
859
00:51:19,342 --> 00:51:21,385
Please tell me that
you're still there.
860
00:51:25,473 --> 00:51:26,516
You can't
leave her in there.
861
00:51:26,599 --> 00:51:28,685
I don't know what the hell she's
doing in Seg in the first place.
862
00:51:28,810 --> 00:51:32,480
Christ, even Mendez
said it was uncalled for
863
00:51:32,563 --> 00:51:34,524
and that guy lives
to throw people in the box.
864
00:51:34,607 --> 00:51:36,400
You're not my boss.
Today I am.
865
00:51:36,526 --> 00:51:37,861
Fig is on vacation.
866
00:51:37,944 --> 00:51:43,950
And I am telling you I don't have the
write-ups or the paperwork to support it.
867
00:51:44,032 --> 00:51:47,119
She got under your skin, Sam.
This is personal.
868
00:51:47,244 --> 00:51:49,747
She thinks she's
running the place.
869
00:51:49,998 --> 00:51:52,208
You don't have to tell me that.
870
00:51:52,709 --> 00:51:56,379
Her fiance is raising a stink bigger
than the shit I took this morning.
871
00:51:56,504 --> 00:51:59,007
Christ, he's probably got the
Obamas on the phone by now.
872
00:51:59,089 --> 00:52:02,010
These liberal, wealthy
offenders, they're connected.
873
00:52:02,802 --> 00:52:07,055
And if they review this, the paper
trail is going to be sweaty.
874
00:52:08,725 --> 00:52:11,769
So do us all a favor
and get her out of there.
875
00:52:11,936 --> 00:52:13,938
It's not even 48 hours.
876
00:52:14,062 --> 00:52:15,481
Get her out of there.
877
00:52:28,786 --> 00:52:30,747
Mmm-hmm.
Mmm-hmm.
878
00:52:30,872 --> 00:52:32,289
- Mmm.
Mmm-hmm.
879
00:52:35,083 --> 00:52:38,588
I'm sorry you feeling like shit,
chica, but I had to do it.
880
00:52:39,881 --> 00:52:41,424
It's okay.
I'm relieved, actually.
881
00:52:50,433 --> 00:52:51,642
I wanna keep it.
882
00:52:53,895 --> 00:52:55,655
But I don't wanna
get him in trouble, though.
883
00:52:58,441 --> 00:53:00,777
Don't worry, nena.
We'll figure something out.
884
00:53:00,860 --> 00:53:04,112
You're gonna have a baby.
I'm gonna be a grandmother.
885
00:53:20,296 --> 00:53:22,130
Hello?
886
00:53:22,256 --> 00:53:25,259
An inmate from Litchfield
Federal Prison is attempting to contact you.
887
00:53:25,342 --> 00:53:27,595
To accept the call,
please press one.
888
00:53:31,975 --> 00:53:33,893
Baby? It's me.
889
00:53:33,977 --> 00:53:36,186
Uh, I'm just
getting in the car.
890
00:53:37,647 --> 00:53:39,398
I'll just take a minute.
891
00:53:39,482 --> 00:53:41,109
I was wrong.
892
00:53:41,692 --> 00:53:44,528
You do whatever you need to do.
893
00:53:45,655 --> 00:53:47,073
You have my blessing.
894
00:53:53,663 --> 00:53:55,163
Thank you.
895
00:53:57,416 --> 00:53:59,002
Happy Thanksgiving.
896
00:53:59,209 --> 00:54:00,586
Happy Thanksgiving.
897
00:54:05,842 --> 00:54:07,175
You Josie's girl?
898
00:54:07,259 --> 00:54:09,053
My cousin, Neicey,
told me I could stay here.
899
00:54:09,177 --> 00:54:12,056
Neicey don't live here no more.
And I know she ain't your cousin.
900
00:54:12,180 --> 00:54:13,766
We had the same foster family.
901
00:54:14,391 --> 00:54:18,521
Look, I ain't getting my ass in trouble
letting some ex-con stay in my house.
902
00:54:18,646 --> 00:54:21,357
But I have to stay here. This is
the address I gave my supervisor.
903
00:54:21,524 --> 00:54:23,567
The system gonna
come check on me.
904
00:54:23,776 --> 00:54:25,361
That ain't my problem.
905
00:54:25,569 --> 00:54:27,404
I ain't got
nowhere else to stay at.
906
00:54:28,572 --> 00:54:29,615
Shit.
907
00:54:31,241 --> 00:54:33,077
You can sleep in that corner.
908
00:54:34,871 --> 00:54:36,372
On the floor.
909
00:54:36,747 --> 00:54:38,248
Leave that
mattress where it is.
910
00:54:38,374 --> 00:54:42,753
'Cause I ain't having no rapey motherfuckers
coming in off that fire-escape again.
911
00:54:42,879 --> 00:54:44,881
And you're out
in the morning, understand?
912
00:54:51,554 --> 00:54:52,763
Hmm, Burset.
913
00:54:55,058 --> 00:54:57,601
Um... You gave me four.
914
00:54:58,728 --> 00:55:00,396
Yeah, new doctor.
915
00:55:00,563 --> 00:55:03,066
He said your chart was wrong. So
you're back to your old dosage.
916
00:55:06,402 --> 00:55:08,571
Thank you.
917
00:55:08,654 --> 00:55:10,238
Hmm?
Thank you.
918
00:55:18,414 --> 00:55:20,416
Chapman! You're out.
919
00:55:20,499 --> 00:55:21,792
Back to camp.
920
00:55:35,932 --> 00:55:37,332
Mr. Healy?
921
00:55:38,893 --> 00:55:41,687
Piper Chapman's fiance came to
visit while she was in lock-up.
922
00:55:43,856 --> 00:55:45,733
And?
923
00:55:45,816 --> 00:55:47,985
He left his number, sir.
924
00:55:48,111 --> 00:55:49,361
I'm sorry, I know
that's against the rules,
925
00:55:49,445 --> 00:55:51,572
but he wanted to know
why she was in SHU.
926
00:55:52,489 --> 00:55:55,159
Okay. Thank you.
I'll take that.
927
00:56:15,471 --> 00:56:16,973
Hello?
928
00:56:17,140 --> 00:56:18,557
Hello, Mr. Bloom?
929
00:56:18,641 --> 00:56:21,769
This is Counselor Healy from
the Department of Corrections.
930
00:56:21,852 --> 00:56:25,940
I have some information that might
interest you regarding your fiancee.
931
00:56:57,054 --> 00:56:59,015
Holy shit, Chapman, you're out.
932
00:57:00,183 --> 00:57:01,309
Oh, my God...
933
00:57:03,769 --> 00:57:05,855
Let's get out of here.
Are you okay?
934
00:57:09,066 --> 00:57:10,985
What are we doing here?
935
00:57:24,500 --> 00:57:35,329
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