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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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I'm not gay.
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All right.
I'm just saying,
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I've noticed a pattern developing
around breakfast time.
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See, you come in late,
just before Vause.
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Strategically
staggered arrival?
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Sounds familiar.
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No, absolutely not.
That's ridiculous.
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Okay, where were you then?
'Cause I went by your cube...
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Where was I?
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I'm coming, I'm coming,
I'm coming, I'm coming.
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Shh. Show, don't tell.
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So, yes, Alex and I have been
spending a lot of time together
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but it's not like I'm...
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What, rejoining
the softball league?
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No, softball is the furthest
thing from my mind.
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Oh, no, let me be clear.
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By softball, I meant two in her
front and then one in the butt,
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and then just eating her pussy a
lot, 'cause you like it so much.
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Let me explain something to you...
And playing with her titties.
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Alex and I are
very old friends.
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We have an affectionate
relationship.
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I need that.
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I'm human.
It's about comfort, right?
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Hey, Morello, remember when we
used to comfort each other?
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Sure. You were
very comfortable.
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Hey, guys.
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Just barely made breakfast.
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Long shower line?
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Yeah, it was
really awful today.
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Your hair's dry.
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Hey!
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I can't believe people
actually live up here, bro.
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Excuse me.
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There is, like, nothing around.
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What the fuck?
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Oh, shit.
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You're like RoboCop.
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I think you have
the wrong house.
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No, I get it now.
You can't get a real job.
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That's why they got you
up here in Sleepy Hollow.
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Yo, Daya know you're a cyborg?
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Excuse me?
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I guess she must by now, right?
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Okay, who the hell are you?
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I'm a friend of
the family, bro.
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All right. Well,
you need to leave. Now.
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When I heard what was going on,
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I got really concerned,
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because I love them Diaz girls.
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And then I heard it was a prison
guard slipping it to my Daya, papo.
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I know you're not taking her
to a dinner and a movie first.
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But I hear you was in the army,
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so I figure you
must have some kind
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of honor code
or something, right?
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You wouldn't just
get a girl pregnant
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and forget about her,
would you?
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What?
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Where are you gonna
put the crib, bro?
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What are you talking about?
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It's kind of
cramped in here, bro.
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Maybe you should think about
getting a two bedroom.
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So kids can have
their own room.
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For when you're
fucking bitches.
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Oh, gosh!
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Am I crazy or do these cards
smell faintly like urine?
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Smell that.
Ew!
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Stop it. Get it away
from my face.
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What? Is it bringing
back memories?
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What? Fifty Shades
of Crazy Eyes.
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Stop it.
Smell it.
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Why are you trying
to look at my cards?
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Cut it out.
I know how you play.
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Don't you look at my cards!
Stop it. Cut it out.
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Why you doing that?
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It's weird how
normal this feels.
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What?
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I feel like I'm 23
and no time has passed.
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Well, I think that when you
have a connection with someone,
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it never really
goes away, you know?
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You snap back to being important to
each other because you still are.
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But I've changed so much
since we were together.
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Haven't you?
No.
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No, not really.
I'm pretty consistent.
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Can I ask you something?
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Yeah.
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Do you think it's odd I haven't heard
from Larry since Thanksgiving?
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You know,
maybe he's mad at me that
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I wasn't able to see him
while I was in SHU.
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But that would be totally
fucked up, wouldn't it?
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I'm not sure
you're in the position
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to feel indignant
right now, Piper.
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Do you think I'm
a terrible person?
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No! I think that we do what
we need to do to survive.
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Hey! What the hell
you think you're doing?
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Nothing.
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You. Gimme your shoes.
What?
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You deaf or something? Take
off your motherfucking shoes!
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Hey, back off, all right?
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Oh, you about to step?
Oh!
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Your face, yo!
You was like...
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"Hey, back off."
You so gangsta.
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Give me some, give me some.
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All right, inmates.
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Enough.
Save it for the kids.
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What's going on?
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Yo, scared straight in the
house, y'all, ya know?
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I'ma scare us some bad kids.
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I'ma go platinum up on them
whippersnappers! Yeah!
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I'm gonna make them shit their
little delinquent panties!
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Hey.
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Ladies, this is serious.
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These kids are
going down a bad path.
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Your jobs are to deter them from
making the same mistakes you did.
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But we can make
them cry, right?
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Yeah, you can make them cry.
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Yeah. I'ma make them
cry all right.
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Cry like they're going
through a haunted house,
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haunted house called "life."
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I thought you said this was
an acting opportunity.
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It is.
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You want to sign up?
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No, I don't.
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Other prisons get to do
Shakespeare and shit.
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I want to play a role.
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Like Desdemona, or Ophelia,
or Clair Huxtable.
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Tell you what.
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You can play
whatever character you want,
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so long as that character is the
stuff of naughty brats' nightmares.
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Yeah. I can do that.
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Line up!
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You know, I don't do much
of the cooking at home.
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Christopher's
the one who cooks.
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Really?
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Yeah, and not just
out of the box.
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All fancy ingredients.
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Bucatini. You ever hear of that?
It's like a hollow spaghetti.
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He made that once
with a clam sauce.
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You know,
you can go if you want.
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I have everything
under control.
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Oh, no, I like helping.
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Hello, ladies.
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Red, you happen to have those ice
cream bars that I asked for?
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It's not ice cream, is it?
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Hey! Look who's back
from the dungeon of doom.
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Hey, what's up?
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Hey, Red.
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So I detoxed. You know, I'm clean now.
Drug-free America, yo.
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What do you want, a medal? A
sticker that says, "great job"?
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Well, no. I just thought...
What did you think?
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That everything would be fine?
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I have one rule. No drugs.
You lied to my face.
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You're on your own.
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Fine.
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Excuse me, sir. Spare a little change?
Even a quarter?
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Hello, ma'am, a little help, please?
I'm so hungry.
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Yo, what's so funny?
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You're trying too hard.
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People don't
wanna give anything
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unless they think
it's their idea.
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See?
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Yeah, great,
except their idea is that
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a dime and three pennies is
gonna get us something to eat.
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Come on, take a break.
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Here.
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Where'd you get this?
Whole Foods.
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You didn't see me, right?
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No.
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'Cause I'm smooth like that.
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Here, I got us a carrot too,
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so our diet is
balanced and shit.
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Dinner, dessert.
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I'm no good at stealing.
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It's not stealing.
I'm gonna pay for it.
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What are you talking about?
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Check it out.
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I keep a log, yo.
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I'm not about stealing. See?
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When I leave this world, I
ain't owing nobody nothing.
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Hey. One of you want
to come to a party?
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Fuck off.
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Well, fuck you too, street rat.
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Motherfucker looks
like my rapist step-dad.
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Wanna go somewhere else?
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In a minute,
I'm charging my phone.
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Hey, you gonna pay for that
electricity too someday?
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Shit. I never thought
about it like that.
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Don't take too much off.
I just want it to look neat.
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Relax.
It's not like I'm exactly
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overwhelmed with
the possibilities.
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So when's your visitor?
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Who said I had a visitor?
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You've never let
me touch your head,
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and I would take it personally if
I didn't know how cheap you are
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with your commissary.
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He must be pretty special for you
to part with all those Tums.
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It's a friend.
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Someone I haven't
seen in a long time.
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How long?
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Ten years.
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Oh.
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That is a long time.
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Think I know
what we're gonna do.
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What? What radio program?
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Oh, yeah. You know
that show Urban Tales?
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With Maury Kind?
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Yeah, he was at Thanksgiving.
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He looks nothing like
he sounds on the radio.
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Who is that?
It's Neri.
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Anyhow. He's doing a show about long
distance relationships next Sunday.
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And that's probably why
you haven't heard from him.
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He's probably
working on his show.
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About our relationship?
What is he gonna say?
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I don't know, good stuff. I better
go now, we're just heading out.
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We're going to shoot guns!
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Guns?
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No, just cans.
Cans, with guns.
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You hate guns.
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It's just an air rifle.
No, it's not.
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Okay, bye, Piper, love
you, stay out of the stew.
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SHU. The SHU.
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Yeah, isn't that what I said?
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Bye.
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Hey, guys, what's the hold up?
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Dude. You need
to talk to Piper.
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Was that her?
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She wants to know why you're not picking up.
She sounded mad.
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She's mad?
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Did you ask her why
she went to the SHU?
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No. That's none
of my business.
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Dude, look, you can stay
here, we can go shoot guns,
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you can help me set up
my maple syrup taps,
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but you have to
talk to my sister.
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Communication is key, man.
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I know. I know.
I will. I just...
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I need some time to figure
out what to say. You know.
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Okay.
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Bad news? No news. I
can't get ahold of him.
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But apparently, he's going
to be on the radio.
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Your guy's a musician?
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No. No. Public radio.
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He's going to be
talking about me.
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He's going to be
talking about how
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my going to prison
affects him, as a partner.
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Oh.
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Do you need to use the phone?
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I just tried. You know, Mercy and
me, we haven't talked in a while.
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So, I can't get through either.
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How much longer
are you in here for?
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Four left.
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Wow.
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Yeah, problems are problems, yo.
We all make bad choices.
253
00:13:17,035 --> 00:13:19,162
It's just some of us got
different bad choices to make.
254
00:13:20,622 --> 00:13:21,914
This is awful.
255
00:13:23,124 --> 00:13:26,420
It's so traditional. And I'm
not a traditional person.
256
00:13:26,545 --> 00:13:28,129
Although, I guess maybe I am,
257
00:13:28,255 --> 00:13:30,340
since I'm getting married and I
don't even believe in marriage.
258
00:13:30,424 --> 00:13:31,966
What am I doing? Am I drunk?
259
00:13:32,092 --> 00:13:33,594
You look beautiful.
This is awesome.
260
00:13:34,803 --> 00:13:37,180
Is it bad to admit I'm even
feeling a little jealous?
261
00:13:37,347 --> 00:13:40,016
No, I love being the target of envy.
That means I'm winning.
262
00:13:40,100 --> 00:13:41,769
We're coming!
263
00:13:41,894 --> 00:13:45,105
I can't even begin to imagine
"forever" with somebody.
264
00:13:45,272 --> 00:13:47,940
Well, surprise, surprise, considering
the kind of girls you date.
265
00:13:48,066 --> 00:13:49,651
The kind of girls that I date?
266
00:13:49,777 --> 00:13:51,904
Hot girls who make you crazy.
267
00:13:52,070 --> 00:13:54,656
I like hot girls.
And I like hot boys.
268
00:13:54,782 --> 00:13:57,492
I like hot people.
What can I say, I'm shallow.
269
00:13:57,618 --> 00:13:58,619
That's not what I mean.
270
00:13:58,827 --> 00:14:01,789
You keep looking for people you
have that chemical thing with,
271
00:14:01,872 --> 00:14:03,206
but that's not
the whole package.
272
00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:06,167
You have to find someone
you can spend two weeks with
273
00:14:06,293 --> 00:14:08,002
in a cramped
timeshare in Montauk,
274
00:14:08,128 --> 00:14:09,838
in the rain,
and not want to kill.
275
00:14:10,923 --> 00:14:14,802
He made jigsaw puzzles
fun and competitive.
276
00:14:14,967 --> 00:14:16,804
That sounds truly boring.
277
00:14:16,929 --> 00:14:18,346
When I put my cold feet on him,
278
00:14:18,472 --> 00:14:22,058
he's always warm
and only sometimes annoyed.
279
00:14:22,559 --> 00:14:25,687
But I want both. I want
warm, but I also want hot.
280
00:14:25,813 --> 00:14:28,315
I want fireworks.
281
00:14:28,690 --> 00:14:31,025
I want somebody
I can have adventures with.
282
00:14:31,151 --> 00:14:32,152
Oh!
283
00:14:35,530 --> 00:14:37,157
Look, adventure
is just hardship
284
00:14:37,324 --> 00:14:38,951
with an inflated sense of self.
285
00:14:39,033 --> 00:14:42,036
Eventually, you want someone
you can curl up with.
286
00:14:42,537 --> 00:14:45,791
Someone who knows when it's
time to order Chinese.
287
00:14:46,750 --> 00:14:49,252
And that's Pete?
Yeah, that's Pete.
288
00:14:49,377 --> 00:14:51,922
Plus, he's never shown any
interest in fucking me in the ass,
289
00:14:52,005 --> 00:14:53,806
for which I am grateful.
Well, you never know.
290
00:14:53,841 --> 00:14:56,050
He maybe just be saving
that hole for marriage.
291
00:14:59,179 --> 00:15:01,181
Keep moving, ladies!
292
00:15:03,433 --> 00:15:05,560
Inmate. Diaz.
293
00:15:05,727 --> 00:15:07,354
Your counselor wants to see you.
Come with me.
294
00:15:07,479 --> 00:15:08,730
What's going on?
I have work.
295
00:15:09,314 --> 00:15:11,483
Your counselor
says it's important.
296
00:15:20,033 --> 00:15:21,242
Cesar came to my house.
297
00:15:21,368 --> 00:15:23,704
What? Cesar? Am I
saying that right?
298
00:15:23,787 --> 00:15:25,413
He's tall. Bald.
Has apparently killed
299
00:15:25,539 --> 00:15:27,165
with his bare hands,
and a blunt object
300
00:15:27,248 --> 00:15:29,417
and a hunting knife and an
assortment of firearms.
301
00:15:29,543 --> 00:15:32,045
Says he's a family friend.
And he loves children.
302
00:15:32,170 --> 00:15:35,215
He wanted to make sure that I
had enough room for the crib.
303
00:15:36,591 --> 00:15:37,968
My mom must have told him.
304
00:15:38,218 --> 00:15:39,658
Well, when were
you going to tell me?
305
00:15:40,721 --> 00:15:42,361
I don't know. I didn't
know if I wanted to.
306
00:15:42,389 --> 00:15:43,891
What else would you do?
307
00:15:44,057 --> 00:15:46,184
Is there a pill
you can take? Is...
308
00:15:47,895 --> 00:15:49,187
I don't want to do that.
309
00:15:49,813 --> 00:15:51,733
You don't actually think
you can have it, do you?
310
00:15:52,024 --> 00:15:54,067
Why not?
Why not?
311
00:15:54,150 --> 00:15:56,737
Because I am a CO. I could go
to jail as a sex offender.
312
00:15:57,237 --> 00:16:00,114
We can figure something out.
If you love me...
313
00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:01,400
If I love you?
It has nothing,
314
00:16:01,408 --> 00:16:02,608
it has nothing to do with that.
315
00:16:02,993 --> 00:16:04,452
It does to me.
316
00:16:07,121 --> 00:16:10,625
Good, you're here. It's about
time we had a family discussion.
317
00:16:10,751 --> 00:16:12,377
You need to do the right thing.
318
00:16:12,502 --> 00:16:14,128
You have a good government job.
319
00:16:14,254 --> 00:16:15,881
You probably get
some pension money
320
00:16:16,006 --> 00:16:17,632
for that fucking
pirate wooden leg.
321
00:16:17,799 --> 00:16:19,426
Yeah, that's right,
I know about that.
322
00:16:19,593 --> 00:16:21,720
First of all, it's not a
wooden leg, it's polypropylene
323
00:16:21,803 --> 00:16:23,263
and I don't get
any money for it.
324
00:16:24,014 --> 00:16:26,058
You got blown up in a war,
you get money.
325
00:16:26,182 --> 00:16:27,392
I didn't lose it in combat.
326
00:16:29,185 --> 00:16:31,939
Wait, that didn't happen
in Afghanistan? No.
327
00:16:32,105 --> 00:16:36,693
Yeah, get the fucking ball!
Get the fucking ball!
328
00:16:36,902 --> 00:16:38,111
I don't care if
the soda was flat,
329
00:16:38,194 --> 00:16:39,279
you don't have
any way to prove it
330
00:16:39,404 --> 00:16:40,781
so you can't get
your money back.
331
00:16:42,532 --> 00:16:45,619
Look, If I'd lost it in
Afghanistan, I'd have help.
332
00:16:45,702 --> 00:16:48,872
But I went into a dirty hot tub
in Orlando with a small scrape,
333
00:16:48,956 --> 00:16:50,832
and I got a big infection.
334
00:16:52,125 --> 00:16:53,167
At Disney World?
335
00:16:53,293 --> 00:16:57,297
No, it's like a five-minute
drive from Disney World.
336
00:16:57,464 --> 00:16:59,633
You probably should tell
people you lost it in the war.
337
00:16:59,716 --> 00:17:01,342
Okay, well,
I don't have any money.
338
00:17:01,468 --> 00:17:04,137
Okay? Everything I saved
went to medical bills.
339
00:17:04,304 --> 00:17:07,557
Those are the breaks, papa.
Save some more.
340
00:17:07,641 --> 00:17:09,101
You got nine months.
341
00:17:28,495 --> 00:17:32,833
Hey, come here. Come on.
342
00:17:37,921 --> 00:17:40,632
I got some very
good stuff this month.
343
00:17:40,799 --> 00:17:44,552
None of that generic OxyContin.
Non-generic OxyContin.
344
00:17:44,678 --> 00:17:46,554
I can't. I just got clean.
345
00:17:48,056 --> 00:17:50,684
Okay, then you can distribute.
346
00:17:51,810 --> 00:17:54,354
I got flush while you were away
on your Fuck Up's Holiday.
347
00:17:54,479 --> 00:17:57,774
What am I going to do, go cube-to-cube
like a fucking Avon lady?
348
00:17:57,899 --> 00:18:00,499
I don't know. But I can't. I'm in
enough trouble with Red as it is.
349
00:18:00,610 --> 00:18:03,738
Fuck Red. You owe me.
350
00:18:05,073 --> 00:18:06,366
For what?
My cousin paid you.
351
00:18:06,533 --> 00:18:07,868
Only for the last batch.
352
00:18:08,035 --> 00:18:11,621
What about all the ones before that?
You was on store credit, girl.
353
00:18:11,788 --> 00:18:13,874
Well, I thought that...
You thought what?
354
00:18:14,708 --> 00:18:18,586
You were on some blowjob layaway plan?
No, no, no, no, no.
355
00:18:20,047 --> 00:18:21,297
You owe me.
356
00:18:24,968 --> 00:18:26,053
How much?
357
00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:34,227
You get rid of all of these
and we'll call it even.
358
00:18:37,105 --> 00:18:40,692
I want an empty baggie
and a list of names.
359
00:18:42,861 --> 00:18:45,488
"The borrower is
slave to the lender."
360
00:18:45,613 --> 00:18:48,282
"That's from
Proverbs right there.
361
00:18:49,450 --> 00:18:51,912
Saw it on a bumper sticker.
362
00:18:52,037 --> 00:18:55,790
And when I say, you have received
the Holy Spirit within you,
363
00:18:56,457 --> 00:18:59,169
you won't need any medicine.
You won't need a band-aid.
364
00:18:59,252 --> 00:19:01,379
You won't need your beer.
365
00:19:01,462 --> 00:19:05,258
He will be that medicine,
he will be that band-aid,
366
00:19:05,425 --> 00:19:08,553
he will be that beer.
Can I get an Amen?
367
00:19:08,636 --> 00:19:09,971
Amen.
Hey, new glasses.
368
00:19:10,097 --> 00:19:12,099
Better to see
you with, my dear.
369
00:19:12,849 --> 00:19:15,936
Have you seen this?
She's faith healing now.
370
00:19:16,103 --> 00:19:17,604
You still have that headache?
371
00:19:17,729 --> 00:19:20,982
Yeah, but, you know, it's not the
worst headache I've ever had.
372
00:19:21,149 --> 00:19:22,943
What about now?
373
00:19:23,026 --> 00:19:24,569
I don't know.
374
00:19:25,112 --> 00:19:26,238
Gone?
375
00:19:27,697 --> 00:19:29,616
Amen!
Amen!
376
00:19:30,075 --> 00:19:31,534
Hallelujah!
377
00:19:32,077 --> 00:19:34,121
Why would anyone
ever listen to her?
378
00:19:34,204 --> 00:19:37,082
I don't know what you're talking
about, she clearly has magic powers.
379
00:19:37,165 --> 00:19:39,292
Like what,
the power of the snitch?
380
00:19:40,543 --> 00:19:43,838
What I wouldn't give
to watch her slip and fall.
381
00:19:45,298 --> 00:19:46,841
Listen to you, all vindictive.
382
00:19:46,967 --> 00:19:49,047
She broke your glasses
and she locked you in a dryer.
383
00:19:49,052 --> 00:19:50,553
She also stole my mattress.
384
00:19:50,637 --> 00:19:51,758
Don't think I don't remember.
385
00:19:51,805 --> 00:19:53,805
I just have a different way
of dealing with things.
386
00:19:53,974 --> 00:19:56,184
I like seeing this old
Piper temper, though.
387
00:19:56,309 --> 00:19:57,978
I don't have a temper.
388
00:19:58,352 --> 00:20:02,690
I used to have a temper. Now I
have a passion for justice.
389
00:20:02,816 --> 00:20:08,113
...because that is the majesty of our Lord.
That is the power of our Lord.
390
00:20:08,196 --> 00:20:10,907
Man, what the hell you know
about the Lord anyway?
391
00:20:10,991 --> 00:20:12,033
Excuse me?
392
00:20:12,159 --> 00:20:16,370
Man, you ain't got no healing power.
You ain't got shit.
393
00:20:16,621 --> 00:20:19,040
Hey, you don't know what you're talking about.
Tucky's touched, okay.
394
00:20:19,166 --> 00:20:20,167
Oh, my God.
395
00:20:20,292 --> 00:20:23,170
She made Angie's headache
go away, right, Ang?
396
00:20:23,295 --> 00:20:24,754
I wanna say yes.
397
00:20:24,838 --> 00:20:29,592
No, she didn't, she took that
headache and she gave it to me. Ha!
398
00:20:29,843 --> 00:20:30,969
Piper, chill.
399
00:20:32,595 --> 00:20:35,682
I'll tell you what.
I got a fucked up knee.
400
00:20:35,765 --> 00:20:39,686
You so spiritual, come and
show me what you got.
401
00:20:40,478 --> 00:20:41,521
It don't work that way.
402
00:20:43,023 --> 00:20:44,232
Huh?
403
00:20:44,357 --> 00:20:45,733
No, it don't?
404
00:20:45,859 --> 00:20:49,570
It don't work no way 'cause you
just like the Wizard of Oz.
405
00:20:49,737 --> 00:20:52,866
Just a bunch of show and
nothing behind the curtain.
406
00:20:53,158 --> 00:20:56,119
What are you talking about?
Wizards are evil.
407
00:20:56,286 --> 00:20:58,705
It's okay, you need me. All
right, all right, all right.
408
00:20:58,788 --> 00:21:00,498
You know what, I never claimed
to have any special powers.
409
00:21:00,874 --> 00:21:04,544
I just do as the Lord tells
me, and it flows through me.
410
00:21:04,627 --> 00:21:07,755
Jibber, jibber, jabber, jabber.
Lay hands, bitch.
411
00:21:16,806 --> 00:21:20,101
Holy Spirit, I'm calling on
you right now, Holy Spirit.
412
00:21:21,186 --> 00:21:24,064
You and me and her, together
as one, healing these knees.
413
00:21:24,147 --> 00:21:26,399
Make this woman well!
414
00:21:32,780 --> 00:21:34,115
Holy shit!
415
00:21:36,743 --> 00:21:38,119
You did it.
416
00:21:41,414 --> 00:21:43,416
You actually did it.
417
00:21:44,251 --> 00:21:46,586
You see? You see?
418
00:21:47,087 --> 00:21:51,465
You're not like the Wizard of Oz.
You're like the Wizard of God!
419
00:21:55,095 --> 00:21:56,679
Are you seeing this?
420
00:21:56,763 --> 00:21:58,723
She's awfully talented.
421
00:22:05,772 --> 00:22:08,942
You wanna get to someone,
you gotta have a long game.
422
00:22:14,948 --> 00:22:18,451
What... Hello? Hello?
423
00:22:23,039 --> 00:22:24,791
This is Polly and Pete's
place, right? Yeah.
424
00:22:24,916 --> 00:22:27,127
Are you a burglar?
No!
425
00:22:27,252 --> 00:22:31,298
No, no, I'm, I'm sorry, no, no.
426
00:22:31,423 --> 00:22:34,008
I'm Larry, I live next door.
427
00:22:34,592 --> 00:22:37,762
They asked me to water their
plants while they're on vacation.
428
00:22:37,845 --> 00:22:40,307
They have air conditioning
and cable.
429
00:22:43,351 --> 00:22:45,728
I'm Piper.
I'm Polly's friend.
430
00:22:45,812 --> 00:22:47,897
Yeah. Yeah.
431
00:22:50,108 --> 00:22:52,277
I'm sorry, are you supposed
to stay here or something?
432
00:22:52,360 --> 00:22:54,570
No, no, no. No, I have keys, I
was just in the neighborhood.
433
00:22:54,654 --> 00:22:57,449
I actually just
got bit by a dog.
434
00:22:57,991 --> 00:22:59,617
Oh, my... Oh, my God!
435
00:23:00,201 --> 00:23:02,036
Oh, my God!
I know!
436
00:23:02,162 --> 00:23:03,663
I thought I should
clean it or something.
437
00:23:03,746 --> 00:23:07,917
Yeah, you should. Yeah, oh, my God.
Come in and sit.
438
00:23:09,836 --> 00:23:11,921
Maybe not on
the couch though because...
439
00:23:12,088 --> 00:23:13,465
I'm gonna take my pants off.
440
00:23:14,466 --> 00:23:15,507
Take your pants off?
441
00:23:15,633 --> 00:23:18,011
To get to the bite. I can't roll them up.
Tight jeans.
442
00:23:18,136 --> 00:23:20,554
Right, that makes...
Okay. Okay, right.
443
00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:24,017
I'll get some Neosporin.
And some hydrogen peroxide.
444
00:23:24,142 --> 00:23:25,185
Maybe some iodine?
445
00:23:25,310 --> 00:23:27,312
I'll check the bathroom.
446
00:23:31,316 --> 00:23:33,734
So what happened?
What dog?
447
00:23:33,860 --> 00:23:35,403
I don't know, some street kid.
448
00:23:35,527 --> 00:23:36,528
What?
449
00:23:37,364 --> 00:23:40,700
Yeah, some homeless kid was
asking for money for dog food,
450
00:23:40,783 --> 00:23:43,623
and I was like, "If you can't afford
dog food, you shouldn't have a dog."
451
00:23:45,288 --> 00:23:48,540
So you lectured a homeless kid.
I'm sure he loved that.
452
00:23:48,666 --> 00:23:50,335
No, I didn't lecture him,
I just made a point.
453
00:23:50,460 --> 00:23:52,180
And then he was like,
"It's for protection."
454
00:23:52,212 --> 00:23:54,297
And I was like, "That dog
is not protecting anybody."
455
00:23:54,588 --> 00:23:55,798
And then what happened?
456
00:23:57,549 --> 00:23:59,886
And then it bit me.
Pretty hard.
457
00:24:01,012 --> 00:24:02,596
You should probably
get a tetanus shot.
458
00:24:02,722 --> 00:24:04,391
I'll be fine.
459
00:24:05,892 --> 00:24:07,894
The dog looked a lot
cleaner than the kid.
460
00:24:07,977 --> 00:24:10,646
- Besides, I'm going to see a brass band...
- Ow!
461
00:24:12,357 --> 00:24:14,484
I'm going to see a brass band
at Zebulon tonight.
462
00:24:14,566 --> 00:24:18,488
Oh, yeah, the Hungry March Band, right?
I was supposed to go to that.
463
00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:20,448
Really?
Yeah.
464
00:24:20,572 --> 00:24:23,575
You were? Yeah, but
then I sat down.
465
00:24:24,827 --> 00:24:26,829
Gravity works
very strongly on me.
466
00:24:26,913 --> 00:24:29,916
Especially when
it's sweltering outside
467
00:24:30,041 --> 00:24:33,169
and when Almost Famous is
playing for the 400th time.
468
00:24:33,585 --> 00:24:36,464
Yeah. Plus, I'm
plant-sitting, so, you know,
469
00:24:36,588 --> 00:24:38,716
if I went anywhere I'd
have to take them with me,
470
00:24:38,799 --> 00:24:41,886
and I'm not sure if
they're all over 21. So...
471
00:24:48,184 --> 00:24:51,938
Look, this is silly. You
should really take a shower.
472
00:24:52,063 --> 00:24:53,605
Or even a bath.
You know, just soak it.
473
00:24:53,773 --> 00:24:55,413
You know, you really
need to clean it out.
474
00:24:55,442 --> 00:24:56,608
I mean, you don't
want to get an infection.
475
00:24:56,734 --> 00:24:59,987
Or rabies. Do you feel
any flu-like symptoms?
476
00:25:00,113 --> 00:25:03,157
Because, if it is rabies, you
need to treat it right away,
477
00:25:03,283 --> 00:25:05,535
I mean there is no cure.
You'll die.
478
00:25:05,868 --> 00:25:08,413
Wow. Dark.
479
00:25:08,662 --> 00:25:09,705
Jew.
480
00:25:09,789 --> 00:25:13,709
Uh, well, I can go back to my
place if you need privacy.
481
00:25:13,793 --> 00:25:17,338
That's okay.
I can shut the bathroom door.
482
00:25:22,385 --> 00:25:23,970
Hey, have you eaten?
483
00:25:24,554 --> 00:25:25,597
What?
484
00:25:25,679 --> 00:25:29,016
I was just about to order some Chinese food.
So if you haven't eaten...
485
00:25:29,476 --> 00:25:33,062
Unless you're meeting
someone before the show...
486
00:25:35,356 --> 00:25:39,486
No. I'm not.
Chinese sounds great.
487
00:25:40,820 --> 00:25:43,197
I'll have whatever
you're having.
488
00:25:50,497 --> 00:25:52,332
They didn't call your name,
you don't have a visitor.
489
00:25:52,499 --> 00:25:55,335
But maybe there is a mistake.
490
00:25:55,835 --> 00:25:58,463
Please, can you double check?
491
00:26:00,923 --> 00:26:02,842
Yeah, O'Neill,
you sure you don't have
492
00:26:02,967 --> 00:26:04,885
anybody on the list for Pelage?
493
00:26:05,011 --> 00:26:08,889
Miss Claudette? Come on,
that joke's older than my nana.
494
00:26:09,849 --> 00:26:11,892
It's not a joke this time.
495
00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:14,020
Wait.
496
00:26:14,103 --> 00:26:17,898
Yeah, yeah, she's on the list.
Sorry, I thought it was a joke.
497
00:26:40,672 --> 00:26:42,549
Am I allowed to touch you?
498
00:26:55,853 --> 00:26:58,565
What do you think
about Bora Bora Bora?
499
00:26:58,690 --> 00:27:00,107
What?
500
00:27:00,983 --> 00:27:02,235
You mean Bora Bora?
501
00:27:02,360 --> 00:27:05,238
No, no, I think
there's three "Boras."
502
00:27:05,321 --> 00:27:07,281
I've been thinking about it
for our honeymoon.
503
00:27:07,407 --> 00:27:10,535
I mean, I know Christopher's
got his mind set on Madrid,
504
00:27:10,618 --> 00:27:13,079
but all those enchiladas,
I get gassy.
505
00:27:13,204 --> 00:27:15,289
That's a conversation you should
probably have with Christopher.
506
00:27:15,415 --> 00:27:17,833
Oh, yeah, but you've traveled.
507
00:27:18,084 --> 00:27:19,669
Not to Bora Bora.
508
00:27:20,002 --> 00:27:21,170
...Bora.
509
00:27:22,505 --> 00:27:23,548
Hey, Trish.
510
00:27:24,298 --> 00:27:25,425
Yeah. Hey.
511
00:27:25,633 --> 00:27:26,754
Did you get through to Mercy?
512
00:27:26,758 --> 00:27:29,262
Oh, no. Not yet.
But, you know, it's cool.
513
00:27:34,559 --> 00:27:37,811
She came by the kitchen
earlier, to give Red an olive.
514
00:27:38,438 --> 00:27:39,522
What?
515
00:27:39,647 --> 00:27:41,107
An olive.
516
00:27:41,566 --> 00:27:43,484
Saying an olive branch.
All right?
517
00:27:43,943 --> 00:27:47,447
Either way. Red don't want
nothing to do with her.
518
00:27:47,572 --> 00:27:49,616
But she turned
herself in for Red.
519
00:27:49,741 --> 00:27:51,861
And she's got more time on
her sentence because of her.
520
00:27:51,909 --> 00:27:53,411
Yeah, well,
she brought it on herself.
521
00:27:53,494 --> 00:27:55,538
I mean, she told Pornstache
about the trucks.
522
00:27:55,622 --> 00:27:57,081
She's a Judas Priest.
523
00:27:57,164 --> 00:27:58,207
Who told you that?
524
00:27:58,332 --> 00:27:59,375
Well, it's obvious,
525
00:27:59,459 --> 00:28:02,670
and I think it's disgusting after
everything Red's done for her.
526
00:28:03,129 --> 00:28:04,380
It's not true.
527
00:28:05,298 --> 00:28:07,738
I mean, you don't know, so watch
it with the rumors, all right?
528
00:28:07,799 --> 00:28:09,135
What's the matter with you?
529
00:28:10,762 --> 00:28:11,971
Nothing.
530
00:28:14,557 --> 00:28:17,143
You still mad 'cause we're
not sleeping together?
531
00:28:17,268 --> 00:28:19,061
Oh, Christ...
532
00:28:19,186 --> 00:28:21,481
That's it.
Oh, come on, Nichols,
533
00:28:21,648 --> 00:28:23,941
it's better this way.
Being friends.
534
00:28:24,942 --> 00:28:27,819
You know I miss it,
too, sometimes,
535
00:28:27,945 --> 00:28:30,822
but I gotta stay
true to Christopher.
536
00:28:31,365 --> 00:28:33,409
God, please no more about
fucking Christopher.
537
00:28:33,493 --> 00:28:37,121
I can't cheat on him. You
know I can't cheat on him.
538
00:28:37,830 --> 00:28:38,956
Yeah, I know you
can't cheat on him.
539
00:28:39,039 --> 00:28:41,501
You know why? Because Christopher
doesn't fucking exist,
540
00:28:41,626 --> 00:28:43,503
at least not in your life.
541
00:28:43,628 --> 00:28:46,631
He hasn't visited you since
three weeks after you got here.
542
00:28:46,839 --> 00:28:48,257
That's not true.
543
00:28:48,341 --> 00:28:50,551
Yeah, it is,
and everybody knows it.
544
00:28:50,802 --> 00:28:52,178
And the only reason
nobody says anything
545
00:28:52,345 --> 00:28:53,680
is 'cause they're
embarrassed for you,
546
00:28:53,805 --> 00:28:54,972
because it's pathetic.
547
00:28:56,766 --> 00:28:58,017
But I'm sick of it.
548
00:28:58,100 --> 00:29:02,480
Just like I'm sick of you talking about
things you don't know anything about.
549
00:29:03,856 --> 00:29:05,149
Fuck you.
550
00:29:05,358 --> 00:29:07,067
Hey! Fuck you, too.
551
00:29:09,028 --> 00:29:12,031
Yeah, go do your make-believe
somewhere else.
552
00:29:12,156 --> 00:29:14,283
I don't have
patience for it anymore.
553
00:29:52,572 --> 00:29:54,281
Hey! Trish?
554
00:29:55,032 --> 00:29:57,076
Trish, how's it going?
Hi!
555
00:29:57,201 --> 00:29:59,078
Where you been?
It's been forever, yo.
556
00:29:59,245 --> 00:30:01,539
I got a job in a kitchen.
557
00:30:01,622 --> 00:30:03,082
Around here?
Yeah, yeah.
558
00:30:03,249 --> 00:30:06,419
Well, you gotta come by
the park sometime and say hi.
559
00:30:06,586 --> 00:30:09,505
I should. I will.
Yeah. Where you staying?
560
00:30:10,047 --> 00:30:11,924
You know,
nowhere permanent right now
561
00:30:12,049 --> 00:30:13,926
but I stay in
the shelter some nights
562
00:30:14,051 --> 00:30:17,555
and I'm 18 now so
they can't call my folks.
563
00:30:17,638 --> 00:30:19,958
Yeah, so I'm free, you know, I'm
living the dream, you know.
564
00:30:20,474 --> 00:30:22,602
Hey, I got a Section 8
apartment.
565
00:30:23,477 --> 00:30:24,562
Really?
566
00:30:24,687 --> 00:30:26,522
Yeah, I'm there
with my boyfriend.
567
00:30:28,107 --> 00:30:29,776
I mean, if you want,
you can crash for a while.
568
00:30:29,942 --> 00:30:31,527
You know,
if things get real bad.
569
00:30:31,652 --> 00:30:32,945
No, no. That's...
570
00:30:33,028 --> 00:30:34,947
Are you sure?
Yeah. Yeah, you know me.
571
00:30:35,030 --> 00:30:36,574
I don't like asking
for favors from anybody.
572
00:30:36,699 --> 00:30:38,242
Hey, you're not asking,
I'm offering.
573
00:30:38,409 --> 00:30:40,912
Oh, that's cool, Allie.
That's really great.
574
00:30:42,079 --> 00:30:43,997
You stop by the park sometime
575
00:30:44,123 --> 00:30:46,125
and hook me up with some
leftovers, all right?
576
00:30:46,250 --> 00:30:48,878
Okay, Trish, I will.
I will.
577
00:30:58,471 --> 00:31:00,514
You like kids, Bennett?
578
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:02,725
Sure.
They're all right. You?
579
00:31:02,809 --> 00:31:04,977
Of course.
Who doesn't like kids?
580
00:31:15,613 --> 00:31:17,030
Listen up.
581
00:31:17,824 --> 00:31:21,243
You are about to enter a
federal correctional facility.
582
00:31:21,744 --> 00:31:25,164
You will be held to the same
expectations as the inmates.
583
00:31:25,331 --> 00:31:29,585
That means no talking, no chewing
gum, no acting disrespectful,
584
00:31:29,752 --> 00:31:31,044
you understand me?
585
00:31:31,170 --> 00:31:33,005
All right, is that it?
Let's go.
586
00:31:33,088 --> 00:31:34,449
Wait, there's one more.
587
00:31:40,262 --> 00:31:42,181
These kids are all
delinquents, right?
588
00:31:42,306 --> 00:31:43,808
Yeah, I thought so.
589
00:31:43,891 --> 00:31:45,810
I wonder what she did.
590
00:31:50,356 --> 00:31:52,107
Here she comes.
591
00:31:52,191 --> 00:31:54,234
Okay, I'm on it.
Yo, Doggett!
592
00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:56,946
Hey, hold up.
Yeah.
593
00:31:58,197 --> 00:32:01,200
Listen, I heard you cured Janae's knee.
Is that true?
594
00:32:01,367 --> 00:32:03,847
Yes, yeah. I am just a simple
woman, doing the work of the Lord.
595
00:32:03,870 --> 00:32:07,080
I see. Look, that's really...
It's incredible.
596
00:32:08,207 --> 00:32:09,625
Do you think you could help me?
597
00:32:09,709 --> 00:32:10,877
Well, what's hurting?
598
00:32:11,002 --> 00:32:13,420
My mind,
I have unclean thoughts.
599
00:32:15,214 --> 00:32:16,799
Lesbian content.
600
00:32:17,383 --> 00:32:18,592
What do you think?
Do you think you could help?
601
00:32:18,718 --> 00:32:19,677
You know,
you're messin' with me
602
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:21,280
and I don't mess
with my Lord that way.
603
00:32:21,303 --> 00:32:22,943
Sorry but... No, I'm not.
I'm not, I swear.
604
00:32:23,180 --> 00:32:24,724
I mean, since...
605
00:32:24,849 --> 00:32:28,561
Look, since I had Little Boo, I
found these feelings of mothering,
606
00:32:28,728 --> 00:32:29,812
deep inside me.
607
00:32:30,145 --> 00:32:31,898
I think someday I
might wanna have a kid.
608
00:32:31,981 --> 00:32:33,357
But I don't want to do it
with another woman,
609
00:32:33,482 --> 00:32:35,735
'cause those kids,
they always turn out gay.
610
00:32:36,151 --> 00:32:39,279
And being queer,
that is really hard life.
611
00:32:39,405 --> 00:32:40,406
Mm-hmm.
612
00:32:40,489 --> 00:32:45,369
The cycle of terror ends now, with me.
I swear.
613
00:32:45,828 --> 00:32:47,162
You're serious?
Mm-hmm.
614
00:32:47,287 --> 00:32:49,749
You ready to take
on the Lord's grace?
615
00:32:51,208 --> 00:32:52,251
Kneel before me.
616
00:32:53,419 --> 00:32:55,295
Bring the dog, please.
617
00:32:55,629 --> 00:32:58,799
Right here before me
we have a sinner, Lord,
618
00:32:58,925 --> 00:33:01,677
who's ready to
accept you into her heart.
619
00:33:01,761 --> 00:33:06,098
Cleanse her heart of sickness
and her mind of filth.
620
00:33:06,473 --> 00:33:07,641
Yeah, I'm still seeing filth.
621
00:33:07,767 --> 00:33:10,394
Concentrate!
Dear Lord, I ask you today
622
00:33:10,477 --> 00:33:15,066
to help this sinner find a life
of family, a life of rightness.
623
00:33:15,190 --> 00:33:18,861
We're gonna make her pure
and whole and good again.
624
00:33:18,945 --> 00:33:23,156
As I lay my hand on this child's
head, right here, right now,
625
00:33:23,282 --> 00:33:26,744
I ask you Lord, help her.
Help her become...
626
00:33:27,578 --> 00:33:30,122
...gay, Lord, no more!
627
00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:36,045
I don't feel any different.
628
00:33:37,296 --> 00:33:41,675
Wait, let me try picturing the
2008 US Women's Soccer Team,
629
00:33:41,801 --> 00:33:42,969
that usually works.
630
00:33:43,094 --> 00:33:44,095
Okay.
631
00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:49,224
Kick it, kick it!
632
00:33:50,017 --> 00:33:54,063
Wait. Wait, I don't feel anything.
I don't feel anything!
633
00:33:54,146 --> 00:33:56,356
It worked. I don't like this.
Change me back!
634
00:33:56,482 --> 00:33:58,692
Don't leave me here like this.
Don't leave me straight!
635
00:33:58,818 --> 00:33:59,986
Thank you. Thank you.
636
00:34:00,111 --> 00:34:01,278
Change me back!
637
00:34:03,155 --> 00:34:04,323
Hey, Trish.
638
00:34:04,490 --> 00:34:05,658
Hey, what's up?
639
00:34:07,660 --> 00:34:09,745
Yo, Nichols,
I know you're probably not
640
00:34:09,870 --> 00:34:11,956
supposed to talk to
me and everything,
641
00:34:12,039 --> 00:34:16,168
but could you do me a solid and
tell Red I'm gonna make it right?
642
00:34:16,669 --> 00:34:17,711
Yeah, okay.
643
00:34:17,837 --> 00:34:22,133
You tell her that
we're gonna be square
644
00:34:22,215 --> 00:34:24,760
'cause I'm gonna
figure something out.
645
00:34:28,681 --> 00:34:30,141
Jesus Christ.
646
00:34:30,390 --> 00:34:32,893
Ladies! Time to report
to your work details.
647
00:34:33,978 --> 00:34:35,521
Those of you
with prior approval
648
00:34:35,646 --> 00:34:37,189
can make your way
to the front entrance
649
00:34:37,272 --> 00:34:38,774
to meet today's special guests.
650
00:34:38,941 --> 00:34:40,943
Showtime. Am I right?
Yeah, yeah!
651
00:34:41,027 --> 00:34:42,569
Hey!
652
00:34:42,862 --> 00:34:45,072
Walk. In orderly fashion.
653
00:34:52,746 --> 00:34:54,957
That's the cafeteria,
you don't wanna go up there.
654
00:34:55,041 --> 00:34:56,458
Stay right around here.
655
00:34:56,625 --> 00:34:59,252
Hey. What the fuck do
you think you're doing?
656
00:34:59,378 --> 00:35:01,672
I'm going to see the kids.
They said I could come.
657
00:35:01,755 --> 00:35:03,174
Oh, did they?
658
00:35:03,256 --> 00:35:06,052
Yeah. Plus, I get out
of work, so it's cool.
659
00:35:06,135 --> 00:35:08,512
You can't even keep
your fucking eyes open.
660
00:35:08,595 --> 00:35:10,139
It's my fault for trusting
a stupid fucking
661
00:35:10,222 --> 00:35:12,307
junkie moron idiot.
What are you doing?
662
00:35:12,391 --> 00:35:13,684
Just stay in here.
663
00:35:13,767 --> 00:35:16,062
You don't have to go to work.
Just stay out of sight.
664
00:35:16,145 --> 00:35:18,064
What am I
supposed to do in here?
665
00:35:18,230 --> 00:35:19,606
Take a nap.
666
00:35:25,821 --> 00:35:28,199
I don't understand. What is
it you're trying to pay for?
667
00:35:28,323 --> 00:35:29,408
These headphones.
668
00:35:29,533 --> 00:35:30,576
Yeah, we don't sell those.
669
00:35:30,701 --> 00:35:32,912
But you did two years ago.
670
00:35:33,412 --> 00:35:36,289
I borrowed them from you,
when I didn't have the money,
671
00:35:36,415 --> 00:35:38,959
but I do now,
so I want to settle my debt.
672
00:35:39,543 --> 00:35:42,088
Let me get the manager.
673
00:36:00,189 --> 00:36:02,482
Listen, I told you
not to come in here.
674
00:36:02,608 --> 00:36:05,611
But I'm here to pay you for
something I haven't paid for yet.
675
00:36:05,778 --> 00:36:07,529
I owe you for
these headphones, yo.
676
00:36:07,613 --> 00:36:09,281
Just go.
677
00:36:09,448 --> 00:36:11,117
No, no. I'm no thief.
I settle my debts.
678
00:36:11,283 --> 00:36:13,160
Just go before I call the cops.
679
00:36:13,285 --> 00:36:15,037
Sam.
What?
680
00:36:15,121 --> 00:36:16,601
I saw her take one
of those necklaces.
681
00:36:16,663 --> 00:36:20,126
No, I'm gonna pay for that later, you know.
But first things first.
682
00:36:20,209 --> 00:36:23,462
So what do we just say, it's
$20, and we call it even?
683
00:36:23,629 --> 00:36:25,464
That necklace doesn't
even cost that much.
684
00:36:25,589 --> 00:36:27,758
Isn't for the necklace.
It's for the headphones.
685
00:36:27,841 --> 00:36:29,301
Sara, don't let her leave.
686
00:36:29,426 --> 00:36:30,886
You don't let her leave.
687
00:36:31,053 --> 00:36:32,846
I don't get paid enough.
688
00:36:34,556 --> 00:36:35,891
Hey! Where you going?
689
00:36:36,225 --> 00:36:37,350
Nowhere.
690
00:36:40,312 --> 00:36:41,605
She steal something?
691
00:36:41,730 --> 00:36:43,065
I'm not sure.
692
00:36:54,201 --> 00:36:56,495
Inmates, say hello.
693
00:37:03,335 --> 00:37:05,212
What's up?
694
00:37:05,337 --> 00:37:08,174
What's your name? What's
your fucking name? Rebecca.
695
00:37:08,257 --> 00:37:11,551
Here we go. You ready to
see some Shakespeare shit?
696
00:37:11,677 --> 00:37:14,429
What the fuck you smiling for?
What are you, some kind of clown?
697
00:37:14,596 --> 00:37:15,848
What the fuck you smiling for?
698
00:37:15,973 --> 00:37:19,434
You think this is a joke? Do I
look like a fucking joke to you?
699
00:37:19,518 --> 00:37:22,688
You wouldn't make it one goddamn
night in here, you understand...
700
00:37:22,771 --> 00:37:25,398
"You common cry of
curs whose breath
701
00:37:25,524 --> 00:37:28,194
"I hate as reek
o' the rotten fens,
702
00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:33,365
"whose loves I prize as the
dead carcasses of unburied men
703
00:37:33,490 --> 00:37:36,202
"that do corrupt my air!"
704
00:37:39,705 --> 00:37:43,542
Thank you. And thank you.
705
00:37:43,792 --> 00:37:45,211
Speak up!
Rebecca!
706
00:37:45,377 --> 00:37:47,171
Oh? Oh!
707
00:37:47,254 --> 00:37:49,340
You trying to cop a fuckin'
attitude with me now?
708
00:37:49,422 --> 00:37:50,674
No, I just...
What?
709
00:37:50,757 --> 00:37:52,509
You said speak up, so...
Don't fucking play with me!
710
00:37:52,676 --> 00:37:53,886
Don't play with her!
711
00:37:54,678 --> 00:37:56,722
Why? Smarten up.
This is for real!
712
00:37:56,847 --> 00:37:57,931
Goals!
713
00:37:58,057 --> 00:37:59,308
What, you quiet now?
714
00:37:59,391 --> 00:38:02,728
You don't got a joke to tell, clown?
You don't got a joke to tell?
715
00:38:02,811 --> 00:38:04,479
You're a fucking smoking clown.
716
00:38:04,604 --> 00:38:06,315
What you gonna
tell jokes and juggle?
717
00:38:06,398 --> 00:38:08,400
Get your hands off
my fuckin' pussy.
718
00:38:08,483 --> 00:38:10,569
You wanna touch it?
You wanna touch it for real?
719
00:38:10,736 --> 00:38:12,571
So, wassup?
You think you tough,
720
00:38:12,696 --> 00:38:14,573
'cause you in
a wheelchair and shit?
721
00:38:14,656 --> 00:38:15,657
No.
722
00:38:16,033 --> 00:38:17,450
Well, you know what I'm saying,
723
00:38:17,576 --> 00:38:19,578
ain't no wheelchair
ramps in prison, right?
724
00:38:19,703 --> 00:38:21,183
Ain't nobody gonna
be holding no doors
725
00:38:21,205 --> 00:38:22,581
open for you
and shit up in here.
726
00:38:22,706 --> 00:38:23,916
I don't need nobody
to hold doors for me.
727
00:38:24,041 --> 00:38:26,043
I can do anything
anybody else can do.
728
00:38:28,045 --> 00:38:29,546
My bad. That's cool.
You know what I'm sayin'?
729
00:38:29,629 --> 00:38:31,006
I didn't mean you
couldn't do stuff...
730
00:38:31,090 --> 00:38:33,592
They told me I
couldn't rob a liquor store,
731
00:38:34,009 --> 00:38:36,095
'cause I'm a roller.
But I showed them.
732
00:38:36,178 --> 00:38:37,429
Get your face down! Don't
look at me in the eye!
733
00:38:37,512 --> 00:38:38,931
All right, well, you know,
734
00:38:39,056 --> 00:38:41,141
that's not something you
need to prove to everybody.
735
00:38:41,267 --> 00:38:45,271
They told me I couldn't gang bang.
And now I got my own gang.
736
00:38:45,354 --> 00:38:49,524
Of handicapped people?
Yo, listen, that's not...
737
00:38:49,608 --> 00:38:52,236
You're just gonna make things
harder for yourself, man.
738
00:38:52,361 --> 00:38:55,364
How many of y'all is it?
Y'all just roll up on people?
739
00:38:55,572 --> 00:38:58,033
This isn't enough. We aren't
helping these kids enough.
740
00:38:58,117 --> 00:39:00,660
Are you sure?
Most of them are crying.
741
00:39:00,786 --> 00:39:02,788
No child left behind.
742
00:39:03,580 --> 00:39:06,583
Where's Tricia? I requested her.
I don't know.
743
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:08,961
Find her.
It'll be good for them
744
00:39:09,128 --> 00:39:11,046
to get scared by
someone their own age.
745
00:39:14,591 --> 00:39:16,635
Receive the Lord!
746
00:39:17,803 --> 00:39:19,471
Can I get an Amen?
Amen!
747
00:39:19,554 --> 00:39:21,807
Can I get another Amen?
Amen! Amen!
748
00:39:27,813 --> 00:39:31,984
Yeah! The Lord is
speaking to me right now
749
00:39:32,067 --> 00:39:34,653
and he is gonna heal
you of that eczema!
750
00:39:35,487 --> 00:39:38,824
I can't even... This is, this is evil.
This is evil.
751
00:39:38,991 --> 00:39:41,493
No. This is divine
retribution.
752
00:39:42,661 --> 00:39:44,704
I'm gonna pee in my pants.
753
00:39:44,830 --> 00:39:46,665
Now when I say Jesus loves
you, you say, "Yes!"
754
00:39:46,748 --> 00:39:48,667
Jesus loves you!
Yes!
755
00:39:48,750 --> 00:39:50,169
Does Jesus love you?
Yes!
756
00:39:50,294 --> 00:39:51,628
Does Jesus love me?
Yes!
757
00:39:51,711 --> 00:39:54,673
Holy fuck! I wish we could
put this shit on YouTube.
758
00:39:54,756 --> 00:39:57,134
Yeah, it's funny. Hey, have
you seen Tricia Miller?
759
00:39:57,343 --> 00:40:00,887
Miller. Huh. No. Why?
760
00:40:01,180 --> 00:40:03,056
She was supposed to be on the
tour and she's not at work.
761
00:40:03,182 --> 00:40:04,641
I better radio in.
No, no!
762
00:40:04,724 --> 00:40:08,603
You know what, I did see her. She just
stepped off to go to the bathroom.
763
00:40:08,854 --> 00:40:11,606
I'll send her your way as
soon as she comes back. Okay.
764
00:40:11,690 --> 00:40:13,275
Yep! You got it.
765
00:40:13,359 --> 00:40:15,652
Can I get some love?
Can I hear the word love?
766
00:40:15,777 --> 00:40:16,820
Love!
Love!
767
00:40:18,697 --> 00:40:20,282
Take a look.
This is where you shower.
768
00:40:20,366 --> 00:40:22,201
Does this look like a nice
place to take a shower?
769
00:40:22,284 --> 00:40:24,536
Uh-uh. Shit, it's super
fungus all up in here.
770
00:40:24,661 --> 00:40:26,872
My feet be itching
ever since I got here.
771
00:40:26,955 --> 00:40:29,208
Itching all the livelong day.
772
00:40:31,418 --> 00:40:33,045
Um, hello?
773
00:40:34,296 --> 00:40:37,508
Itchy feet not the only thing
you gotta worry about, right?
774
00:40:38,050 --> 00:40:39,051
Tell 'em, Chapman.
775
00:40:39,218 --> 00:40:40,219
Tell them what?
776
00:40:40,386 --> 00:40:43,013
Tell 'em what happens when you
drop a bar of soap in prison.
777
00:40:43,096 --> 00:40:45,891
You know, I don't really think
that that stereotype applies here.
778
00:40:46,558 --> 00:40:47,726
Oh, yes, it does.
779
00:40:49,228 --> 00:40:50,937
Well, okay.
But I use body wash.
780
00:40:51,063 --> 00:40:52,772
To molest people with?
781
00:40:54,024 --> 00:40:56,318
Man, this is a joke! You all
just putting on a show.
782
00:40:56,402 --> 00:40:58,362
Yo, keep laughing, little kid.
783
00:40:58,445 --> 00:41:00,697
Shut up real quick
once Chapman gets you.
784
00:41:02,615 --> 00:41:06,036
That's right.
Chapman a stone cold lesbian
785
00:41:06,119 --> 00:41:08,163
and she put you
through your paces.
786
00:41:08,247 --> 00:41:09,748
Why am I
the stone cold lesbian?
787
00:41:09,873 --> 00:41:11,375
Lesbionic.
788
00:41:12,376 --> 00:41:13,419
Chapman!
789
00:41:20,717 --> 00:41:22,386
It's for the children.
790
00:41:29,601 --> 00:41:30,977
Fuck. Fuck!
791
00:41:35,315 --> 00:41:37,484
All right, shitstain,
up and at 'em.
792
00:41:41,363 --> 00:41:42,655
What the fuck?
793
00:41:48,703 --> 00:41:52,082
Hey! Hey! Fuck!
794
00:42:01,883 --> 00:42:03,635
Shit. Shit.
795
00:42:12,561 --> 00:42:16,315
See that fuckin' toilet? No door
on the motherfuckin' stall?
796
00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:17,649
That sound like fun to you?
797
00:42:18,150 --> 00:42:21,361
You got to use the bathroom,
everybody see.
798
00:42:21,487 --> 00:42:23,822
Even if it's number two.
Yeah.
799
00:42:23,947 --> 00:42:28,494
One, two, three,
it don't matter in prison.
800
00:42:28,785 --> 00:42:29,995
I don't care.
801
00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:32,080
You don't care?
I don't care.
802
00:42:32,205 --> 00:42:34,006
All right, all right,
I've had enough of this.
803
00:42:34,082 --> 00:42:35,834
You think this is a joke?
Do you?
804
00:42:35,959 --> 00:42:37,169
Yeah, kind of.
805
00:42:37,336 --> 00:42:42,257
How 'bout you spend the night here?
Just you and Chapman.
806
00:42:43,509 --> 00:42:44,801
You like that?
807
00:42:44,884 --> 00:42:47,638
Yeah, you get that
wet Chapman treatment.
808
00:42:48,888 --> 00:42:50,557
Whatever.
Whatever?
809
00:42:50,682 --> 00:42:52,017
Whatever!
Fuck you.
810
00:42:52,184 --> 00:42:54,311
All right, let's go.
811
00:42:55,354 --> 00:42:59,358
Not you. You stay here.
You stay here.
812
00:42:59,858 --> 00:43:02,735
Chapman.
Have a nice lunch.
813
00:43:03,945 --> 00:43:06,865
You know, I'm not even
fully like that. Ha!
814
00:43:06,990 --> 00:43:10,369
"Little honor to
be much believed."
815
00:43:11,828 --> 00:43:14,789
So what, now's the part
where you try to scare me?
816
00:43:15,165 --> 00:43:19,085
No. No, I really,
I don't want to scare you.
817
00:43:19,252 --> 00:43:22,506
But believe me,
you don't want to be in here.
818
00:43:22,714 --> 00:43:24,966
Don't touch me!
Dyke faggot bitch!
819
00:43:32,891 --> 00:43:34,934
Excuse me?
You heard me.
820
00:43:35,477 --> 00:43:36,728
What's your name again?
821
00:43:36,811 --> 00:43:38,397
Dina.
Dina.
822
00:43:39,398 --> 00:43:40,691
That's a pretty name.
823
00:43:42,568 --> 00:43:45,904
You know, I could tell you a lot of
things that would scare you, Dina.
824
00:43:46,238 --> 00:43:48,439
I could tell you that I'm gonna
make you my prison bitch,
825
00:43:48,574 --> 00:43:50,742
I could tell you that I'm gonna
make you my house mouse,
826
00:43:50,825 --> 00:43:53,785
that I will have sex with you even if
we don't have an emotional connection.
827
00:43:53,912 --> 00:43:56,373
That I'm gonna do to you what the
spring does with the cherry trees,
828
00:43:56,456 --> 00:43:58,208
but in a prison way.
829
00:43:59,209 --> 00:44:00,544
Pablo Neruda.
830
00:44:02,128 --> 00:44:03,755
But why bother?
831
00:44:05,549 --> 00:44:06,841
You're too tough, right?
832
00:44:07,426 --> 00:44:09,428
Yeah, I know how easy
it is to convince yourself
833
00:44:09,595 --> 00:44:11,597
you're something
that you're not.
834
00:44:12,431 --> 00:44:16,268
You could do that on the outside.
You can just keep moving.
835
00:44:16,768 --> 00:44:20,355
Keep yourself so busy you don't
have to face who you really are.
836
00:44:21,523 --> 00:44:22,524
But...
837
00:44:27,862 --> 00:44:29,114
...you're weak.
838
00:44:30,741 --> 00:44:32,325
Back the fuck off me.
839
00:44:35,954 --> 00:44:39,916
I'm like you, Dina.
I'm weak, too.
840
00:44:41,543 --> 00:44:44,504
I can't get through this
without somebody to touch,
841
00:44:44,630 --> 00:44:46,339
without somebody to love.
842
00:44:48,300 --> 00:44:50,009
Is that because
sex numbs the pain?
843
00:44:50,135 --> 00:44:51,886
Or is it because I'm
some evil fuck-monster?
844
00:44:51,970 --> 00:44:53,054
I don't know.
845
00:44:53,138 --> 00:44:57,267
But I do know, I was somebody
before I came in here.
846
00:44:58,226 --> 00:45:01,812
I was somebody with a life
that I chose for myself.
847
00:45:02,439 --> 00:45:07,611
And now, now it's just about getting
through the day without crying.
848
00:45:08,654 --> 00:45:12,741
And I'm scared.
I'm still scared.
849
00:45:14,743 --> 00:45:19,456
I'm scared that I'm not myself in
here, and I'm scared that I am.
850
00:45:19,998 --> 00:45:22,334
Other people aren't the
scariest part of prison, Dina,
851
00:45:23,001 --> 00:45:26,171
it's coming face-to-face
with who you really are.
852
00:45:27,005 --> 00:45:28,881
Because once you're
behind these walls,
853
00:45:29,007 --> 00:45:31,343
there's nowhere to run,
even if you could run.
854
00:45:32,427 --> 00:45:34,845
The truth catches up
with you in here, Dina.
855
00:45:36,139 --> 00:45:39,392
And it's the truth that's
gonna make you her bitch.
856
00:45:52,989 --> 00:45:55,742
Damn. You cold.
857
00:45:56,034 --> 00:45:57,703
Bitches gots to learn.
858
00:46:03,625 --> 00:46:05,918
All right, listen up!
859
00:46:19,015 --> 00:46:20,266
Oh, fuck.
860
00:46:43,665 --> 00:46:45,124
Hey, Doggett.
861
00:46:47,043 --> 00:46:49,254
I think there's a soul in the
bathroom that needs saving.
862
00:46:49,588 --> 00:46:50,630
Constipation?
863
00:46:50,756 --> 00:46:52,424
No, this girl needs a miracle.
864
00:46:58,096 --> 00:47:00,473
All right.
What have we learned today?
865
00:47:00,766 --> 00:47:02,517
Don't go to prison.
That's right.
866
00:47:02,601 --> 00:47:04,185
Or what happens?
867
00:47:04,352 --> 00:47:05,729
We'll have to
live here with you.
868
00:47:05,854 --> 00:47:07,188
That's right.
869
00:47:07,272 --> 00:47:09,315
And respect your parents,
you hear.
870
00:47:09,441 --> 00:47:10,983
And stay away from that bud.
871
00:47:11,109 --> 00:47:12,694
And clean your rooms.
872
00:47:13,152 --> 00:47:15,906
And don't embezzle,
or illegally download media.
873
00:47:16,406 --> 00:47:18,074
Uh, yeah.
874
00:47:27,292 --> 00:47:30,378
We know you're good kids. You're
not gonna make the same mistakes.
875
00:47:30,670 --> 00:47:32,511
- We believe in you.
- Please leave me alone!
876
00:47:32,589 --> 00:47:33,882
Jesus!
877
00:47:34,257 --> 00:47:36,297
- Nobody move! Nobody move!
- Get off of me! Help!
878
00:47:36,384 --> 00:47:39,930
Lord, I call on you right now
to make this child walk again!
879
00:47:40,096 --> 00:47:43,015
Make her walk again, sweet Lord.
Work through me...
880
00:47:43,141 --> 00:47:46,311
Hey! Hey,
get off of her! Get off her.
881
00:47:46,394 --> 00:47:48,020
Jesus has sent me
to help... Ow!
882
00:47:50,565 --> 00:47:54,110
Lord, they're blinding me!
I am your martyr!
883
00:47:58,615 --> 00:47:59,699
What's going on?
884
00:47:59,825 --> 00:48:00,826
All right, settle down.
885
00:48:01,159 --> 00:48:04,830
This is Bell. We have a situation
in the E-Dorm bathroom.
886
00:48:04,955 --> 00:48:07,998
Unruly inmate restrained and
in need of escort to Psych.
887
00:48:08,166 --> 00:48:09,334
Is this real?
888
00:48:09,501 --> 00:48:10,669
I am terminating the tour.
889
00:48:10,794 --> 00:48:13,254
I will proceed with the children
to the main entrance. Copy?
890
00:48:13,839 --> 00:48:16,257
Bell, this is Fischer.
891
00:48:16,341 --> 00:48:18,217
Copy that, but...
What?
892
00:48:18,426 --> 00:48:20,106
Don't bring the kids
down Corridor B, okay?
893
00:48:20,553 --> 00:48:21,680
What? Why?
894
00:48:22,012 --> 00:48:23,013
Um...
895
00:48:23,598 --> 00:48:25,725
We have a situation
down here, too.
896
00:48:27,811 --> 00:48:32,022
Back it up.
Back it up. Come on.
897
00:48:44,243 --> 00:48:47,037
There's a lot of touching
going on down there.
898
00:48:47,163 --> 00:48:48,874
Healy, now is not the time.
899
00:48:48,999 --> 00:48:50,709
Ladies,
let's break it up.
900
00:48:51,376 --> 00:48:52,878
I just saw her.
901
00:48:55,087 --> 00:48:56,882
We all just saw her.
902
00:49:06,683 --> 00:49:09,227
Copy that, we
have Cellblock D on lockdown...
903
00:49:43,428 --> 00:49:44,846
Red?
904
00:50:00,612 --> 00:50:04,282
It's my fault.
I turned her away.
905
00:50:04,699 --> 00:50:06,785
No. This is not on you.
906
00:50:06,868 --> 00:50:09,537
I didn't mean
she was out forever.
907
00:50:10,162 --> 00:50:12,331
I just wanted to
teach her a lesson.
908
00:50:17,127 --> 00:50:18,671
I thought she was stronger.
909
00:50:19,005 --> 00:50:22,634
She was. She didn't
hang herself. She OD'd.
910
00:50:22,759 --> 00:50:24,839
I saw her wobbling around
the cafeteria this morning.
911
00:50:26,596 --> 00:50:29,223
So she killed herself
a different way.
912
00:50:29,307 --> 00:50:31,517
I'm the one responsible.
913
00:50:31,643 --> 00:50:35,605
No! This isn't on you.
It's on me.
914
00:50:37,607 --> 00:50:40,485
I'm the one who finked to
Pornstache about Neptune.
915
00:50:41,694 --> 00:50:43,488
I'm the reason the drugs
are still comin' in.
916
00:50:47,659 --> 00:50:48,743
Why?
917
00:50:51,203 --> 00:50:54,582
Oh, God. I don't know.
918
00:50:56,126 --> 00:50:59,879
I was just mad at you
for always shitting on me.
919
00:51:00,130 --> 00:51:01,631
I only sent Tricia to detox
920
00:51:01,714 --> 00:51:03,883
because I thought they would
start an investigation.
921
00:51:04,174 --> 00:51:06,260
To put an end to all of this.
922
00:51:06,427 --> 00:51:07,846
I didn't know that.
923
00:51:11,057 --> 00:51:12,684
You were right to not trust me.
924
00:51:13,143 --> 00:51:16,855
Nicky, I trust you
more than anyone.
925
00:51:17,897 --> 00:51:19,231
I always have.
926
00:51:19,398 --> 00:51:21,191
I do now more than ever.
927
00:51:21,442 --> 00:51:24,779
Now? You got shit in
your ears or something?
928
00:51:24,863 --> 00:51:27,032
I betrayed you.
929
00:51:27,157 --> 00:51:28,700
I know.
930
00:51:31,703 --> 00:51:33,203
And that's why I trust you.
931
00:51:33,329 --> 00:51:35,081
Because I know you'll
do whatever it takes
932
00:51:35,205 --> 00:51:37,375
to make things right.
For Tricia.
933
00:51:37,709 --> 00:51:41,546
I was stupid to think this prison
would ever look into things.
934
00:51:42,505 --> 00:51:47,052
Even if they caught Pornstache
stuffing drugs down her throat,
935
00:51:47,177 --> 00:51:50,013
they'd do anything
to avoid a scandal.
936
00:51:52,015 --> 00:51:53,975
It's up to us now, Nicky.
937
00:51:54,392 --> 00:51:55,473
What are you talking about?
938
00:51:55,560 --> 00:51:57,353
You know what
I'm talking about.
939
00:52:01,566 --> 00:52:03,526
I'm talking about Mendez.
940
00:52:05,277 --> 00:52:07,405
I want that motherfucker.
941
00:52:08,406 --> 00:52:11,910
I want that motherfucker
taken out.
942
00:52:12,705 --> 00:52:23,269
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