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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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I'm not gay.
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All right.
I'm just saying,
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I've noticed a pattern developing
around breakfast time.
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See, you come in late,
just before Vause.
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Strategically
staggered arrival?
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Sounds familiar.
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No, absolutely not.
That's ridiculous.
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Okay, where were you then?
'Cause I went by your cube...
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Where was I?
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I'm coming, I'm coming,
I'm coming, I'm coming.
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Shh. Show, don't tell.
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So, yes, Alex and I have been
spending a lot of time together
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but it's not like I'm...
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What, rejoining
the softball league?
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No, softball is the furthest
thing from my mind.
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Oh, no, let me be clear.
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By softball, I meant two in her
front and then one in the butt,
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and then just eating her pussy a
lot, 'cause you like it so much.
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Let me explain something to you...
And playing with her titties.
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Alex and I are
very old friends.
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We have an affectionate
relationship.
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I need that.
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I'm human.
It's about comfort, right?
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Hey, Morello, remember when we
used to comfort each other?
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Sure. You were
very comfortable.
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Hey, guys.
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Just barely made breakfast.
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Long shower line?
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Yeah, it was
really awful today.
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Your hair's dry.
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Hey!
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I can't believe people
actually live up here, bro.
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Excuse me.
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There is, like, nothing around.
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What the fuck?
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Oh, shit.
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You're like RoboCop.
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I think you have
the wrong house.
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No, I get it now.
You can't get a real job.
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That's why they got you
up here in Sleepy Hollow.
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Yo, Daya know you're a cyborg?
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Excuse me?
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I guess she must by now, right?
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Okay, who the hell are you?
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I'm a friend of
the family, bro.
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All right. Well,
you need to leave. Now.
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When I heard what was going on,
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I got really concerned,
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because I love them Diaz girls.
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And then I heard it was a prison
guard slipping it to my Daya, papo.
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I know you're not taking her
to a dinner and a movie first.
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But I hear you was in the army,
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so I figure you
must have some kind
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of honor code
or something, right?
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You wouldn't just
get a girl pregnant
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and forget about her,
would you?
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What?
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Where are you gonna
put the crib, bro?
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What are you talking about?
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It's kind of
cramped in here, bro.
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Maybe you should think about
getting a two bedroom.
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So kids can have
their own room.
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For when you're
fucking bitches.
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Oh, gosh!
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Am I crazy or do these cards
smell faintly like urine?
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Smell that.
Ew!
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Stop it. Get it away
from my face.
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What? Is it bringing
back memories?
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What? Fifty Shades
of Crazy Eyes.
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Stop it.
Smell it.
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Why are you trying
to look at my cards?
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Cut it out.
I know how you play.
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Don't you look at my cards!
Stop it. Cut it out.
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Why you doing that?
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It's weird how
normal this feels.
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What?
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I feel like I'm 23
and no time has passed.
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Well, I think that when you
have a connection with someone,
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it never really
goes away, you know?
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You snap back to being important to
each other because you still are.
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But I've changed so much
since we were together.
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Haven't you?
No.
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No, not really.
I'm pretty consistent.
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Can I ask you something?
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Yeah.
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Do you think it's odd I haven't heard
from Larry since Thanksgiving?
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You know,
maybe he's mad at me that
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I wasn't able to see him
while I was in SHU.
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But that would be totally
fucked up, wouldn't it?
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I'm not sure
you're in the position
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to feel indignant
right now, Piper.
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Do you think I'm
a terrible person?
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No! I think that we do what
we need to do to survive.
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Hey! What the hell
you think you're doing?
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Nothing.
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You. Gimme your shoes.
What?
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You deaf or something? Take
off your motherfucking shoes!
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Hey, back off, all right?
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Oh, you about to step?
Oh!
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Your face, yo!
You was like...
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"Hey, back off."
You so gangsta.
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Give me some, give me some.
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All right, inmates.
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Enough.
Save it for the kids.
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What's going on?
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Yo, scared straight in the
house, y'all, ya know?
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I'ma scare us some bad kids.
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I'ma go platinum up on them
whippersnappers! Yeah!
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I'm gonna make them shit their
little delinquent panties!
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Hey.
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Ladies, this is serious.
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These kids are
going down a bad path.
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Your jobs are to deter them from
making the same mistakes you did.
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But we can make
them cry, right?
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Yeah, you can make them cry.
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Yeah. I'ma make them
cry all right.
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Cry like they're going
through a haunted house,
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haunted house called "life."
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I thought you said this was
an acting opportunity.
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It is.
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You want to sign up?
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No, I don't.
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Other prisons get to do
Shakespeare and shit.
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I want to play a role.
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Like Desdemona, or Ophelia,
or Clair Huxtable.
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Tell you what.
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You can play
whatever character you want,
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so long as that character is the
stuff of naughty brats' nightmares.
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Yeah. I can do that.
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Line up!
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You know, I don't do much
of the cooking at home.
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Christopher's
the one who cooks.
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Really?
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Yeah, and not just
out of the box.
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All fancy ingredients.
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Bucatini. You ever hear of that?
It's like a hollow spaghetti.
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He made that once
with a clam sauce.
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You know,
you can go if you want.
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I have everything
under control.
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Oh, no, I like helping.
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Hello, ladies.
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Red, you happen to have those ice
cream bars that I asked for?
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It's not ice cream, is it?
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Hey! Look who's back
from the dungeon of doom.
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Hey, what's up?
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Hey, Red.
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So I detoxed. You know, I'm clean now.
Drug-free America, yo.
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What do you want, a medal? A
sticker that says, "great job"?
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Well, no. I just thought...
What did you think?
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That everything would be fine?
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I have one rule. No drugs.
You lied to my face.
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You're on your own.
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Fine.
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Excuse me, sir. Spare a little change?
Even a quarter?
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Hello, ma'am, a little help, please?
I'm so hungry.
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Yo, what's so funny?
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You're trying too hard.
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People don't
wanna give anything
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unless they think
it's their idea.
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See?
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Yeah, great,
except their idea is that
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a dime and three pennies is
gonna get us something to eat.
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Come on, take a break.
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Here.
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Where'd you get this?
Whole Foods.
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You didn't see me, right?
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No.
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'Cause I'm smooth like that.
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Here, I got us a carrot too,
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so our diet is
balanced and shit.
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Dinner, dessert.
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I'm no good at stealing.
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It's not stealing.
I'm gonna pay for it.
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What are you talking about?
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Check it out.
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I keep a log, yo.
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I'm not about stealing. See?
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When I leave this world, I
ain't owing nobody nothing.
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Hey. One of you want
to come to a party?
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Fuck off.
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Well, fuck you too, street rat.
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Motherfucker looks
like my rapist step-dad.
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Wanna go somewhere else?
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In a minute,
I'm charging my phone.
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Hey, you gonna pay for that
electricity too someday?
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Shit. I never thought
about it like that.
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Don't take too much off.
I just want it to look neat.
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Relax.
It's not like I'm exactly
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overwhelmed with
the possibilities.
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So when's your visitor?
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Who said I had a visitor?
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You've never let
me touch your head,
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and I would take it personally if
I didn't know how cheap you are
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with your commissary.
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He must be pretty special for you
to part with all those Tums.
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It's a friend.
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Someone I haven't
seen in a long time.
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How long?
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Ten years.
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Oh.
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That is a long time.
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Think I know
what we're gonna do.
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What? What radio program?
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Oh, yeah. You know
that show Urban Tales?
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With Maury Kind?
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Yeah, he was at Thanksgiving.
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He looks nothing like
he sounds on the radio.
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Who is that?
It's Neri.
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Anyhow. He's doing a show about long
distance relationships next Sunday.
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And that's probably why
you haven't heard from him.
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He's probably
working on his show.
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About our relationship?
What is he gonna say?
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I don't know, good stuff. I better
go now, we're just heading out.
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We're going to shoot guns!
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Guns?
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No, just cans.
Cans, with guns.
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You hate guns.
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It's just an air rifle.
No, it's not.
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Okay, bye, Piper, love
you, stay out of the stew.
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SHU. The SHU.
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Yeah, isn't that what I said?
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Bye.
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Hey, guys, what's the hold up?
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Dude. You need
to talk to Piper.
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Was that her?
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She wants to know why you're not picking up.
She sounded mad.
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She's mad?
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Did you ask her why
she went to the SHU?
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No. That's none
of my business.
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Dude, look, you can stay
here, we can go shoot guns,
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you can help me set up
my maple syrup taps,
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but you have to
talk to my sister.
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Communication is key, man.
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I know. I know.
I will. I just...
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I need some time to figure
out what to say. You know.
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Okay.
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Bad news? No news. I
can't get ahold of him.
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But apparently, he's going
to be on the radio.
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Your guy's a musician?
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No. No. Public radio.
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He's going to be
talking about me.
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He's going to be
talking about how
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my going to prison
affects him, as a partner.
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Oh.
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Do you need to use the phone?
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I just tried. You know, Mercy and
me, we haven't talked in a while.
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So, I can't get through either.
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How much longer
are you in here for?
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Four left.
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Wow.
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Yeah, problems are problems, yo.
We all make bad choices.
253
00:13:16,280 --> 00:13:18,407
It's just some of us got
different bad choices to make.
254
00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:21,159
This is awful.
255
00:13:22,369 --> 00:13:25,665
It's so traditional. And I'm
not a traditional person.
256
00:13:25,790 --> 00:13:27,374
Although, I guess maybe I am,
257
00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:29,585
since I'm getting married and I
don't even believe in marriage.
258
00:13:29,669 --> 00:13:31,211
What am I doing? Am I drunk?
259
00:13:31,337 --> 00:13:32,839
You look beautiful.
This is awesome.
260
00:13:34,048 --> 00:13:36,425
Is it bad to admit I'm even
feeling a little jealous?
261
00:13:36,592 --> 00:13:39,261
No, I love being the target of envy.
That means I'm winning.
262
00:13:39,345 --> 00:13:41,014
We're coming!
263
00:13:41,139 --> 00:13:44,350
I can't even begin to imagine
"forever" with somebody.
264
00:13:44,517 --> 00:13:47,185
Well, surprise, surprise, considering
the kind of girls you date.
265
00:13:47,311 --> 00:13:48,896
The kind of girls that I date?
266
00:13:49,022 --> 00:13:51,149
Hot girls who make you crazy.
267
00:13:51,315 --> 00:13:53,901
I like hot girls.
And I like hot boys.
268
00:13:54,027 --> 00:13:56,737
I like hot people.
What can I say, I'm shallow.
269
00:13:56,863 --> 00:13:57,864
That's not what I mean.
270
00:13:58,072 --> 00:14:01,034
You keep looking for people you
have that chemical thing with,
271
00:14:01,117 --> 00:14:02,451
but that's not
the whole package.
272
00:14:03,285 --> 00:14:05,412
You have to find someone
you can spend two weeks with
273
00:14:05,538 --> 00:14:07,247
in a cramped
timeshare in Montauk,
274
00:14:07,373 --> 00:14:09,083
in the rain,
and not want to kill.
275
00:14:10,168 --> 00:14:14,047
He made jigsaw puzzles
fun and competitive.
276
00:14:14,212 --> 00:14:16,049
That sounds truly boring.
277
00:14:16,174 --> 00:14:17,591
When I put my cold feet on him,
278
00:14:17,717 --> 00:14:21,303
he's always warm
and only sometimes annoyed.
279
00:14:21,804 --> 00:14:24,932
But I want both. I want
warm, but I also want hot.
280
00:14:25,058 --> 00:14:27,560
I want fireworks.
281
00:14:27,935 --> 00:14:30,270
I want somebody
I can have adventures with.
282
00:14:30,396 --> 00:14:31,397
Oh!
283
00:14:34,775 --> 00:14:36,402
Look, adventure
is just hardship
284
00:14:36,569 --> 00:14:38,196
with an inflated sense of self.
285
00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:41,281
Eventually, you want someone
you can curl up with.
286
00:14:41,782 --> 00:14:45,036
Someone who knows when it's
time to order Chinese.
287
00:14:45,995 --> 00:14:48,497
And that's Pete?
Yeah, that's Pete.
288
00:14:48,622 --> 00:14:51,167
Plus, he's never shown any
interest in fucking me in the ass,
289
00:14:51,250 --> 00:14:53,051
for which I am grateful.
Well, you never know.
290
00:14:53,086 --> 00:14:55,295
He maybe just be saving
that hole for marriage.
291
00:14:58,424 --> 00:15:00,426
Keep moving, ladies!
292
00:15:02,678 --> 00:15:04,805
Inmate. Diaz.
293
00:15:04,972 --> 00:15:06,599
Your counselor wants to see you.
Come with me.
294
00:15:06,724 --> 00:15:07,975
What's going on?
I have work.
295
00:15:08,559 --> 00:15:10,728
Your counselor
says it's important.
296
00:15:19,278 --> 00:15:20,487
Cesar came to my house.
297
00:15:20,613 --> 00:15:22,949
What? Cesar? Am I
saying that right?
298
00:15:23,032 --> 00:15:24,658
He's tall. Bald.
Has apparently killed
299
00:15:24,784 --> 00:15:26,410
with his bare hands,
and a blunt object
300
00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:28,662
and a hunting knife and an
assortment of firearms.
301
00:15:28,788 --> 00:15:31,290
Says he's a family friend.
And he loves children.
302
00:15:31,415 --> 00:15:34,460
He wanted to make sure that I
had enough room for the crib.
303
00:15:35,836 --> 00:15:37,213
My mom must have told him.
304
00:15:37,463 --> 00:15:38,903
Well, when were
you going to tell me?
305
00:15:39,966 --> 00:15:41,606
I don't know. I didn't
know if I wanted to.
306
00:15:41,634 --> 00:15:43,136
What else would you do?
307
00:15:43,302 --> 00:15:45,429
Is there a pill
you can take? Is...
308
00:15:47,140 --> 00:15:48,432
I don't want to do that.
309
00:15:49,058 --> 00:15:50,978
You don't actually think
you can have it, do you?
310
00:15:51,269 --> 00:15:53,312
Why not?
Why not?
311
00:15:53,395 --> 00:15:55,982
Because I am a CO. I could go
to jail as a sex offender.
312
00:15:56,482 --> 00:15:59,359
We can figure something out.
If you love me...
313
00:15:59,485 --> 00:16:00,645
If I love you?
It has nothing,
314
00:16:00,653 --> 00:16:01,853
it has nothing to do with that.
315
00:16:02,238 --> 00:16:03,697
It does to me.
316
00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:09,870
Good, you're here. It's about
time we had a family discussion.
317
00:16:09,996 --> 00:16:11,622
You need to do the right thing.
318
00:16:11,747 --> 00:16:13,373
You have a good government job.
319
00:16:13,499 --> 00:16:15,126
You probably get
some pension money
320
00:16:15,251 --> 00:16:16,877
for that fucking
pirate wooden leg.
321
00:16:17,044 --> 00:16:18,671
Yeah, that's right,
I know about that.
322
00:16:18,838 --> 00:16:20,965
First of all, it's not a
wooden leg, it's polypropylene
323
00:16:21,048 --> 00:16:22,508
and I don't get
any money for it.
324
00:16:23,259 --> 00:16:25,303
You got blown up in a war,
you get money.
325
00:16:25,427 --> 00:16:26,637
I didn't lose it in combat.
326
00:16:28,430 --> 00:16:31,184
Wait, that didn't happen
in Afghanistan? No.
327
00:16:31,350 --> 00:16:35,938
Yeah, get the fucking ball!
Get the fucking ball!
328
00:16:36,147 --> 00:16:37,356
I don't care if
the soda was flat,
329
00:16:37,439 --> 00:16:38,524
you don't have
any way to prove it
330
00:16:38,649 --> 00:16:40,026
so you can't get
your money back.
331
00:16:41,777 --> 00:16:44,864
Look, If I'd lost it in
Afghanistan, I'd have help.
332
00:16:44,947 --> 00:16:48,117
But I went into a dirty hot tub
in Orlando with a small scrape,
333
00:16:48,201 --> 00:16:50,077
and I got a big infection.
334
00:16:51,370 --> 00:16:52,412
At Disney World?
335
00:16:52,538 --> 00:16:56,542
No, it's like a five-minute
drive from Disney World.
336
00:16:56,709 --> 00:16:58,878
You probably should tell
people you lost it in the war.
337
00:16:58,961 --> 00:17:00,587
Okay, well,
I don't have any money.
338
00:17:00,713 --> 00:17:03,382
Okay? Everything I saved
went to medical bills.
339
00:17:03,549 --> 00:17:06,802
Those are the breaks, papa.
Save some more.
340
00:17:06,886 --> 00:17:08,346
You got nine months.
341
00:17:27,740 --> 00:17:32,078
Hey, come here. Come on.
342
00:17:37,166 --> 00:17:39,877
I got some very
good stuff this month.
343
00:17:40,044 --> 00:17:43,797
None of that generic OxyContin.
Non-generic OxyContin.
344
00:17:43,923 --> 00:17:45,799
I can't. I just got clean.
345
00:17:47,301 --> 00:17:49,929
Okay, then you can distribute.
346
00:17:51,055 --> 00:17:53,599
I got flush while you were away
on your Fuck Up's Holiday.
347
00:17:53,724 --> 00:17:57,019
What am I going to do, go cube-to-cube
like a fucking Avon lady?
348
00:17:57,144 --> 00:17:59,744
I don't know. But I can't. I'm in
enough trouble with Red as it is.
349
00:17:59,855 --> 00:18:02,983
Fuck Red. You owe me.
350
00:18:04,318 --> 00:18:05,611
For what?
My cousin paid you.
351
00:18:05,778 --> 00:18:07,113
Only for the last batch.
352
00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:10,866
What about all the ones before that?
You was on store credit, girl.
353
00:18:11,033 --> 00:18:13,119
Well, I thought that...
You thought what?
354
00:18:13,953 --> 00:18:17,831
You were on some blowjob layaway plan?
No, no, no, no, no.
355
00:18:19,292 --> 00:18:20,542
You owe me.
356
00:18:24,213 --> 00:18:25,298
How much?
357
00:18:29,885 --> 00:18:33,472
You get rid of all of these
and we'll call it even.
358
00:18:36,350 --> 00:18:39,937
I want an empty baggie
and a list of names.
359
00:18:42,106 --> 00:18:44,733
"The borrower is
slave to the lender."
360
00:18:44,858 --> 00:18:47,527
"That's from
Proverbs right there.
361
00:18:48,695 --> 00:18:51,157
Saw it on a bumper sticker.
362
00:18:51,282 --> 00:18:55,035
And when I say, you have received
the Holy Spirit within you,
363
00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:58,414
you won't need any medicine.
You won't need a band-aid.
364
00:18:58,497 --> 00:19:00,624
You won't need your beer.
365
00:19:00,707 --> 00:19:04,503
He will be that medicine,
he will be that band-aid,
366
00:19:04,670 --> 00:19:07,798
he will be that beer.
Can I get an Amen?
367
00:19:07,881 --> 00:19:09,216
Amen.
Hey, new glasses.
368
00:19:09,342 --> 00:19:11,344
Better to see
you with, my dear.
369
00:19:12,094 --> 00:19:15,181
Have you seen this?
She's faith healing now.
370
00:19:15,348 --> 00:19:16,849
You still have that headache?
371
00:19:16,974 --> 00:19:20,227
Yeah, but, you know, it's not the
worst headache I've ever had.
372
00:19:20,394 --> 00:19:22,188
What about now?
373
00:19:22,271 --> 00:19:23,814
I don't know.
374
00:19:24,357 --> 00:19:25,483
Gone?
375
00:19:26,942 --> 00:19:28,861
Amen!
Amen!
376
00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:30,779
Hallelujah!
377
00:19:31,322 --> 00:19:33,366
Why would anyone
ever listen to her?
378
00:19:33,449 --> 00:19:36,327
I don't know what you're talking
about, she clearly has magic powers.
379
00:19:36,410 --> 00:19:38,537
Like what,
the power of the snitch?
380
00:19:39,788 --> 00:19:43,083
What I wouldn't give
to watch her slip and fall.
381
00:19:44,543 --> 00:19:46,086
Listen to you, all vindictive.
382
00:19:46,212 --> 00:19:48,292
She broke your glasses
and she locked you in a dryer.
383
00:19:48,297 --> 00:19:49,798
She also stole my mattress.
384
00:19:49,882 --> 00:19:51,003
Don't think I don't remember.
385
00:19:51,050 --> 00:19:53,050
I just have a different way
of dealing with things.
386
00:19:53,219 --> 00:19:55,429
I like seeing this old
Piper temper, though.
387
00:19:55,554 --> 00:19:57,223
I don't have a temper.
388
00:19:57,597 --> 00:20:01,935
I used to have a temper. Now I
have a passion for justice.
389
00:20:02,061 --> 00:20:07,358
...because that is the majesty of our Lord.
That is the power of our Lord.
390
00:20:07,441 --> 00:20:10,152
Man, what the hell you know
about the Lord anyway?
391
00:20:10,236 --> 00:20:11,278
Excuse me?
392
00:20:11,404 --> 00:20:15,615
Man, you ain't got no healing power.
You ain't got shit.
393
00:20:15,866 --> 00:20:18,285
Hey, you don't know what you're talking about.
Tucky's touched, okay.
394
00:20:18,411 --> 00:20:19,412
Oh, my God.
395
00:20:19,537 --> 00:20:22,415
She made Angie's headache
go away, right, Ang?
396
00:20:22,540 --> 00:20:23,999
I wanna say yes.
397
00:20:24,083 --> 00:20:28,837
No, she didn't, she took that
headache and she gave it to me. Ha!
398
00:20:29,088 --> 00:20:30,214
Piper, chill.
399
00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:34,927
I'll tell you what.
I got a fucked up knee.
400
00:20:35,010 --> 00:20:38,931
You so spiritual, come and
show me what you got.
401
00:20:39,723 --> 00:20:40,766
It don't work that way.
402
00:20:42,268 --> 00:20:43,477
Huh?
403
00:20:43,602 --> 00:20:44,978
No, it don't?
404
00:20:45,104 --> 00:20:48,815
It don't work no way 'cause you
just like the Wizard of Oz.
405
00:20:48,982 --> 00:20:52,111
Just a bunch of show and
nothing behind the curtain.
406
00:20:52,403 --> 00:20:55,364
What are you talking about?
Wizards are evil.
407
00:20:55,531 --> 00:20:57,950
It's okay, you need me. All
right, all right, all right.
408
00:20:58,033 --> 00:20:59,743
You know what, I never claimed
to have any special powers.
409
00:21:00,119 --> 00:21:03,789
I just do as the Lord tells
me, and it flows through me.
410
00:21:03,872 --> 00:21:07,000
Jibber, jibber, jabber, jabber.
Lay hands, bitch.
411
00:21:16,051 --> 00:21:19,346
Holy Spirit, I'm calling on
you right now, Holy Spirit.
412
00:21:20,431 --> 00:21:23,309
You and me and her, together
as one, healing these knees.
413
00:21:23,392 --> 00:21:25,644
Make this woman well!
414
00:21:32,025 --> 00:21:33,360
Holy shit!
415
00:21:35,988 --> 00:21:37,364
You did it.
416
00:21:40,659 --> 00:21:42,661
You actually did it.
417
00:21:43,496 --> 00:21:45,831
You see? You see?
418
00:21:46,332 --> 00:21:50,710
You're not like the Wizard of Oz.
You're like the Wizard of God!
419
00:21:54,340 --> 00:21:55,924
Are you seeing this?
420
00:21:56,008 --> 00:21:57,968
She's awfully talented.
421
00:22:05,017 --> 00:22:08,187
You wanna get to someone,
you gotta have a long game.
422
00:22:14,193 --> 00:22:17,696
What... Hello? Hello?
423
00:22:22,284 --> 00:22:24,036
This is Polly and Pete's
place, right? Yeah.
424
00:22:24,161 --> 00:22:26,372
Are you a burglar?
No!
425
00:22:26,497 --> 00:22:30,543
No, no, I'm, I'm sorry, no, no.
426
00:22:30,668 --> 00:22:33,253
I'm Larry, I live next door.
427
00:22:33,837 --> 00:22:37,007
They asked me to water their
plants while they're on vacation.
428
00:22:37,090 --> 00:22:39,552
They have air conditioning
and cable.
429
00:22:42,596 --> 00:22:44,973
I'm Piper.
I'm Polly's friend.
430
00:22:45,057 --> 00:22:47,142
Yeah. Yeah.
431
00:22:49,353 --> 00:22:51,522
I'm sorry, are you supposed
to stay here or something?
432
00:22:51,605 --> 00:22:53,815
No, no, no. No, I have keys, I
was just in the neighborhood.
433
00:22:53,899 --> 00:22:56,694
I actually just
got bit by a dog.
434
00:22:57,236 --> 00:22:58,862
Oh, my... Oh, my God!
435
00:22:59,446 --> 00:23:01,281
Oh, my God!
I know!
436
00:23:01,407 --> 00:23:02,908
I thought I should
clean it or something.
437
00:23:02,991 --> 00:23:07,162
Yeah, you should. Yeah, oh, my God.
Come in and sit.
438
00:23:09,081 --> 00:23:11,166
Maybe not on
the couch though because...
439
00:23:11,333 --> 00:23:12,710
I'm gonna take my pants off.
440
00:23:13,711 --> 00:23:14,752
Take your pants off?
441
00:23:14,878 --> 00:23:17,256
To get to the bite. I can't roll them up.
Tight jeans.
442
00:23:17,381 --> 00:23:19,799
Right, that makes...
Okay. Okay, right.
443
00:23:19,925 --> 00:23:23,262
I'll get some Neosporin.
And some hydrogen peroxide.
444
00:23:23,387 --> 00:23:24,430
Maybe some iodine?
445
00:23:24,555 --> 00:23:26,557
I'll check the bathroom.
446
00:23:30,561 --> 00:23:32,979
So what happened?
What dog?
447
00:23:33,105 --> 00:23:34,648
I don't know, some street kid.
448
00:23:34,772 --> 00:23:35,773
What?
449
00:23:36,609 --> 00:23:39,945
Yeah, some homeless kid was
asking for money for dog food,
450
00:23:40,028 --> 00:23:42,868
and I was like, "If you can't afford
dog food, you shouldn't have a dog."
451
00:23:44,533 --> 00:23:47,785
So you lectured a homeless kid.
I'm sure he loved that.
452
00:23:47,911 --> 00:23:49,580
No, I didn't lecture him,
I just made a point.
453
00:23:49,705 --> 00:23:51,425
And then he was like,
"It's for protection."
454
00:23:51,457 --> 00:23:53,542
And I was like, "That dog
is not protecting anybody."
455
00:23:53,833 --> 00:23:55,043
And then what happened?
456
00:23:56,794 --> 00:23:59,131
And then it bit me.
Pretty hard.
457
00:24:00,257 --> 00:24:01,841
You should probably
get a tetanus shot.
458
00:24:01,967 --> 00:24:03,636
I'll be fine.
459
00:24:05,137 --> 00:24:07,139
The dog looked a lot
cleaner than the kid.
460
00:24:07,222 --> 00:24:09,891
- Besides, I'm going to see a brass band...
- Ow!
461
00:24:11,602 --> 00:24:13,729
I'm going to see a brass band
at Zebulon tonight.
462
00:24:13,811 --> 00:24:17,733
Oh, yeah, the Hungry March Band, right?
I was supposed to go to that.
463
00:24:18,525 --> 00:24:19,693
Really?
Yeah.
464
00:24:19,817 --> 00:24:22,820
You were? Yeah, but
then I sat down.
465
00:24:24,072 --> 00:24:26,074
Gravity works
very strongly on me.
466
00:24:26,158 --> 00:24:29,161
Especially when
it's sweltering outside
467
00:24:29,286 --> 00:24:32,414
and when Almost Famous is
playing for the 400th time.
468
00:24:32,830 --> 00:24:35,709
Yeah. Plus, I'm
plant-sitting, so, you know,
469
00:24:35,833 --> 00:24:37,961
if I went anywhere I'd
have to take them with me,
470
00:24:38,044 --> 00:24:41,131
and I'm not sure if
they're all over 21. So...
471
00:24:47,429 --> 00:24:51,183
Look, this is silly. You
should really take a shower.
472
00:24:51,308 --> 00:24:52,850
Or even a bath.
You know, just soak it.
473
00:24:53,018 --> 00:24:54,658
You know, you really
need to clean it out.
474
00:24:54,687 --> 00:24:55,853
I mean, you don't
want to get an infection.
475
00:24:55,979 --> 00:24:59,232
Or rabies. Do you feel
any flu-like symptoms?
476
00:24:59,358 --> 00:25:02,402
Because, if it is rabies, you
need to treat it right away,
477
00:25:02,528 --> 00:25:04,780
I mean there is no cure.
You'll die.
478
00:25:05,113 --> 00:25:07,658
Wow. Dark.
479
00:25:07,907 --> 00:25:08,950
Jew.
480
00:25:09,034 --> 00:25:12,954
Uh, well, I can go back to my
place if you need privacy.
481
00:25:13,038 --> 00:25:16,583
That's okay.
I can shut the bathroom door.
482
00:25:21,630 --> 00:25:23,215
Hey, have you eaten?
483
00:25:23,799 --> 00:25:24,842
What?
484
00:25:24,924 --> 00:25:28,261
I was just about to order some Chinese food.
So if you haven't eaten...
485
00:25:28,721 --> 00:25:32,307
Unless you're meeting
someone before the show...
486
00:25:34,601 --> 00:25:38,731
No. I'm not.
Chinese sounds great.
487
00:25:40,065 --> 00:25:42,442
I'll have whatever
you're having.
488
00:25:49,742 --> 00:25:51,577
They didn't call your name,
you don't have a visitor.
489
00:25:51,744 --> 00:25:54,580
But maybe there is a mistake.
490
00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:57,708
Please, can you double check?
491
00:26:00,168 --> 00:26:02,087
Yeah, O'Neill,
you sure you don't have
492
00:26:02,212 --> 00:26:04,130
anybody on the list for Pelage?
493
00:26:04,256 --> 00:26:08,134
Miss Claudette? Come on,
that joke's older than my nana.
494
00:26:09,094 --> 00:26:11,137
It's not a joke this time.
495
00:26:11,805 --> 00:26:13,265
Wait.
496
00:26:13,348 --> 00:26:17,143
Yeah, yeah, she's on the list.
Sorry, I thought it was a joke.
497
00:26:39,917 --> 00:26:41,794
Am I allowed to touch you?
498
00:26:55,098 --> 00:26:57,810
What do you think
about Bora Bora Bora?
499
00:26:57,935 --> 00:26:59,352
What?
500
00:27:00,228 --> 00:27:01,480
You mean Bora Bora?
501
00:27:01,605 --> 00:27:04,483
No, no, I think
there's three "Boras."
502
00:27:04,566 --> 00:27:06,526
I've been thinking about it
for our honeymoon.
503
00:27:06,652 --> 00:27:09,780
I mean, I know Christopher's
got his mind set on Madrid,
504
00:27:09,863 --> 00:27:12,324
but all those enchiladas,
I get gassy.
505
00:27:12,449 --> 00:27:14,534
That's a conversation you should
probably have with Christopher.
506
00:27:14,660 --> 00:27:17,078
Oh, yeah, but you've traveled.
507
00:27:17,329 --> 00:27:18,914
Not to Bora Bora.
508
00:27:19,247 --> 00:27:20,415
...Bora.
509
00:27:21,750 --> 00:27:22,793
Hey, Trish.
510
00:27:23,543 --> 00:27:24,670
Yeah. Hey.
511
00:27:24,878 --> 00:27:25,999
Did you get through to Mercy?
512
00:27:26,003 --> 00:27:28,507
Oh, no. Not yet.
But, you know, it's cool.
513
00:27:33,804 --> 00:27:37,056
She came by the kitchen
earlier, to give Red an olive.
514
00:27:37,683 --> 00:27:38,767
What?
515
00:27:38,892 --> 00:27:40,352
An olive.
516
00:27:40,811 --> 00:27:42,729
Saying an olive branch.
All right?
517
00:27:43,188 --> 00:27:46,692
Either way. Red don't want
nothing to do with her.
518
00:27:46,817 --> 00:27:48,861
But she turned
herself in for Red.
519
00:27:48,986 --> 00:27:51,106
And she's got more time on
her sentence because of her.
520
00:27:51,154 --> 00:27:52,656
Yeah, well,
she brought it on herself.
521
00:27:52,739 --> 00:27:54,783
I mean, she told Pornstache
about the trucks.
522
00:27:54,867 --> 00:27:56,326
She's a Judas Priest.
523
00:27:56,409 --> 00:27:57,452
Who told you that?
524
00:27:57,577 --> 00:27:58,620
Well, it's obvious,
525
00:27:58,704 --> 00:28:01,915
and I think it's disgusting after
everything Red's done for her.
526
00:28:02,374 --> 00:28:03,625
It's not true.
527
00:28:04,543 --> 00:28:06,983
I mean, you don't know, so watch
it with the rumors, all right?
528
00:28:07,044 --> 00:28:08,380
What's the matter with you?
529
00:28:10,007 --> 00:28:11,216
Nothing.
530
00:28:13,802 --> 00:28:16,388
You still mad 'cause we're
not sleeping together?
531
00:28:16,513 --> 00:28:18,306
Oh, Christ...
532
00:28:18,431 --> 00:28:20,726
That's it.
Oh, come on, Nichols,
533
00:28:20,893 --> 00:28:23,186
it's better this way.
Being friends.
534
00:28:24,187 --> 00:28:27,064
You know I miss it,
too, sometimes,
535
00:28:27,190 --> 00:28:30,067
but I gotta stay
true to Christopher.
536
00:28:30,610 --> 00:28:32,654
God, please no more about
fucking Christopher.
537
00:28:32,738 --> 00:28:36,366
I can't cheat on him. You
know I can't cheat on him.
538
00:28:37,075 --> 00:28:38,201
Yeah, I know you
can't cheat on him.
539
00:28:38,284 --> 00:28:40,746
You know why? Because Christopher
doesn't fucking exist,
540
00:28:40,871 --> 00:28:42,748
at least not in your life.
541
00:28:42,873 --> 00:28:45,876
He hasn't visited you since
three weeks after you got here.
542
00:28:46,084 --> 00:28:47,502
That's not true.
543
00:28:47,586 --> 00:28:49,796
Yeah, it is,
and everybody knows it.
544
00:28:50,047 --> 00:28:51,423
And the only reason
nobody says anything
545
00:28:51,590 --> 00:28:52,925
is 'cause they're
embarrassed for you,
546
00:28:53,050 --> 00:28:54,217
because it's pathetic.
547
00:28:56,011 --> 00:28:57,262
But I'm sick of it.
548
00:28:57,345 --> 00:29:01,725
Just like I'm sick of you talking about
things you don't know anything about.
549
00:29:03,101 --> 00:29:04,394
Fuck you.
550
00:29:04,603 --> 00:29:06,312
Hey! Fuck you, too.
551
00:29:08,273 --> 00:29:11,276
Yeah, go do your make-believe
somewhere else.
552
00:29:11,401 --> 00:29:13,528
I don't have
patience for it anymore.
553
00:29:51,817 --> 00:29:53,526
Hey! Trish?
554
00:29:54,277 --> 00:29:56,321
Trish, how's it going?
Hi!
555
00:29:56,446 --> 00:29:58,323
Where you been?
It's been forever, yo.
556
00:29:58,490 --> 00:30:00,784
I got a job in a kitchen.
557
00:30:00,867 --> 00:30:02,327
Around here?
Yeah, yeah.
558
00:30:02,494 --> 00:30:05,664
Well, you gotta come by
the park sometime and say hi.
559
00:30:05,831 --> 00:30:08,750
I should. I will.
Yeah. Where you staying?
560
00:30:09,292 --> 00:30:11,169
You know,
nowhere permanent right now
561
00:30:11,294 --> 00:30:13,171
but I stay in
the shelter some nights
562
00:30:13,296 --> 00:30:16,800
and I'm 18 now so
they can't call my folks.
563
00:30:16,883 --> 00:30:19,203
Yeah, so I'm free, you know, I'm
living the dream, you know.
564
00:30:19,719 --> 00:30:21,847
Hey, I got a Section 8
apartment.
565
00:30:22,722 --> 00:30:23,807
Really?
566
00:30:23,932 --> 00:30:25,767
Yeah, I'm there
with my boyfriend.
567
00:30:27,352 --> 00:30:29,021
I mean, if you want,
you can crash for a while.
568
00:30:29,187 --> 00:30:30,772
You know,
if things get real bad.
569
00:30:30,897 --> 00:30:32,190
No, no. That's...
570
00:30:32,273 --> 00:30:34,192
Are you sure?
Yeah. Yeah, you know me.
571
00:30:34,275 --> 00:30:35,819
I don't like asking
for favors from anybody.
572
00:30:35,944 --> 00:30:37,487
Hey, you're not asking,
I'm offering.
573
00:30:37,654 --> 00:30:40,157
Oh, that's cool, Allie.
That's really great.
574
00:30:41,324 --> 00:30:43,242
You stop by the park sometime
575
00:30:43,368 --> 00:30:45,370
and hook me up with some
leftovers, all right?
576
00:30:45,495 --> 00:30:48,123
Okay, Trish, I will.
I will.
577
00:30:57,716 --> 00:30:59,759
You like kids, Bennett?
578
00:30:59,885 --> 00:31:01,970
Sure.
They're all right. You?
579
00:31:02,054 --> 00:31:04,222
Of course.
Who doesn't like kids?
580
00:31:14,858 --> 00:31:16,275
Listen up.
581
00:31:17,069 --> 00:31:20,488
You are about to enter a
federal correctional facility.
582
00:31:20,989 --> 00:31:24,409
You will be held to the same
expectations as the inmates.
583
00:31:24,576 --> 00:31:28,830
That means no talking, no chewing
gum, no acting disrespectful,
584
00:31:28,997 --> 00:31:30,289
you understand me?
585
00:31:30,415 --> 00:31:32,250
All right, is that it?
Let's go.
586
00:31:32,333 --> 00:31:33,694
Wait, there's one more.
587
00:31:39,507 --> 00:31:41,426
These kids are all
delinquents, right?
588
00:31:41,551 --> 00:31:43,053
Yeah, I thought so.
589
00:31:43,136 --> 00:31:45,055
I wonder what she did.
590
00:31:49,601 --> 00:31:51,352
Here she comes.
591
00:31:51,436 --> 00:31:53,479
Okay, I'm on it.
Yo, Doggett!
592
00:31:53,605 --> 00:31:56,191
Hey, hold up.
Yeah.
593
00:31:57,442 --> 00:32:00,445
Listen, I heard you cured Janae's knee.
Is that true?
594
00:32:00,612 --> 00:32:03,092
Yes, yeah. I am just a simple
woman, doing the work of the Lord.
595
00:32:03,115 --> 00:32:06,325
I see. Look, that's really...
It's incredible.
596
00:32:07,452 --> 00:32:08,870
Do you think you could help me?
597
00:32:08,954 --> 00:32:10,122
Well, what's hurting?
598
00:32:10,247 --> 00:32:12,665
My mind,
I have unclean thoughts.
599
00:32:14,459 --> 00:32:16,044
Lesbian content.
600
00:32:16,628 --> 00:32:17,837
What do you think?
Do you think you could help?
601
00:32:17,963 --> 00:32:18,922
You know,
you're messin' with me
602
00:32:19,005 --> 00:32:20,525
and I don't mess
with my Lord that way.
603
00:32:20,548 --> 00:32:22,188
Sorry but... No, I'm not.
I'm not, I swear.
604
00:32:22,425 --> 00:32:23,969
I mean, since...
605
00:32:24,094 --> 00:32:27,806
Look, since I had Little Boo, I
found these feelings of mothering,
606
00:32:27,973 --> 00:32:29,057
deep inside me.
607
00:32:29,390 --> 00:32:31,143
I think someday I
might wanna have a kid.
608
00:32:31,226 --> 00:32:32,602
But I don't want to do it
with another woman,
609
00:32:32,727 --> 00:32:34,980
'cause those kids,
they always turn out gay.
610
00:32:35,396 --> 00:32:38,524
And being queer,
that is really hard life.
611
00:32:38,650 --> 00:32:39,651
Mm-hmm.
612
00:32:39,734 --> 00:32:44,614
The cycle of terror ends now, with me.
I swear.
613
00:32:45,073 --> 00:32:46,407
You're serious?
Mm-hmm.
614
00:32:46,532 --> 00:32:48,994
You ready to take
on the Lord's grace?
615
00:32:50,453 --> 00:32:51,496
Kneel before me.
616
00:32:52,664 --> 00:32:54,540
Bring the dog, please.
617
00:32:54,874 --> 00:32:58,044
Right here before me
we have a sinner, Lord,
618
00:32:58,170 --> 00:33:00,922
who's ready to
accept you into her heart.
619
00:33:01,006 --> 00:33:05,343
Cleanse her heart of sickness
and her mind of filth.
620
00:33:05,718 --> 00:33:06,886
Yeah, I'm still seeing filth.
621
00:33:07,012 --> 00:33:09,639
Concentrate!
Dear Lord, I ask you today
622
00:33:09,722 --> 00:33:14,311
to help this sinner find a life
of family, a life of rightness.
623
00:33:14,435 --> 00:33:18,106
We're gonna make her pure
and whole and good again.
624
00:33:18,190 --> 00:33:22,401
As I lay my hand on this child's
head, right here, right now,
625
00:33:22,527 --> 00:33:25,989
I ask you Lord, help her.
Help her become...
626
00:33:26,823 --> 00:33:29,367
...gay, Lord, no more!
627
00:33:33,205 --> 00:33:35,290
I don't feel any different.
628
00:33:36,541 --> 00:33:40,920
Wait, let me try picturing the
2008 US Women's Soccer Team,
629
00:33:41,046 --> 00:33:42,214
that usually works.
630
00:33:42,339 --> 00:33:43,340
Okay.
631
00:33:46,885 --> 00:33:48,469
Kick it, kick it!
632
00:33:49,262 --> 00:33:53,308
Wait. Wait, I don't feel anything.
I don't feel anything!
633
00:33:53,391 --> 00:33:55,601
It worked. I don't like this.
Change me back!
634
00:33:55,727 --> 00:33:57,937
Don't leave me here like this.
Don't leave me straight!
635
00:33:58,063 --> 00:33:59,231
Thank you. Thank you.
636
00:33:59,356 --> 00:34:00,523
Change me back!
637
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:03,568
Hey, Trish.
638
00:34:03,735 --> 00:34:04,903
Hey, what's up?
639
00:34:06,905 --> 00:34:08,990
Yo, Nichols,
I know you're probably not
640
00:34:09,115 --> 00:34:11,201
supposed to talk to
me and everything,
641
00:34:11,284 --> 00:34:15,413
but could you do me a solid and
tell Red I'm gonna make it right?
642
00:34:15,914 --> 00:34:16,956
Yeah, okay.
643
00:34:17,082 --> 00:34:21,378
You tell her that
we're gonna be square
644
00:34:21,460 --> 00:34:24,005
'cause I'm gonna
figure something out.
645
00:34:27,926 --> 00:34:29,386
Jesus Christ.
646
00:34:29,635 --> 00:34:32,138
Ladies! Time to report
to your work details.
647
00:34:33,223 --> 00:34:34,766
Those of you
with prior approval
648
00:34:34,891 --> 00:34:36,434
can make your way
to the front entrance
649
00:34:36,517 --> 00:34:38,019
to meet today's special guests.
650
00:34:38,186 --> 00:34:40,188
Showtime. Am I right?
Yeah, yeah!
651
00:34:40,272 --> 00:34:41,814
Hey!
652
00:34:42,107 --> 00:34:44,317
Walk. In orderly fashion.
653
00:34:51,991 --> 00:34:54,202
That's the cafeteria,
you don't wanna go up there.
654
00:34:54,286 --> 00:34:55,703
Stay right around here.
655
00:34:55,870 --> 00:34:58,497
Hey. What the fuck do
you think you're doing?
656
00:34:58,623 --> 00:35:00,917
I'm going to see the kids.
They said I could come.
657
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:02,419
Oh, did they?
658
00:35:02,501 --> 00:35:05,297
Yeah. Plus, I get out
of work, so it's cool.
659
00:35:05,380 --> 00:35:07,757
You can't even keep
your fucking eyes open.
660
00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:09,384
It's my fault for trusting
a stupid fucking
661
00:35:09,467 --> 00:35:11,552
junkie moron idiot.
What are you doing?
662
00:35:11,636 --> 00:35:12,929
Just stay in here.
663
00:35:13,012 --> 00:35:15,307
You don't have to go to work.
Just stay out of sight.
664
00:35:15,390 --> 00:35:17,309
What am I
supposed to do in here?
665
00:35:17,475 --> 00:35:18,851
Take a nap.
666
00:35:25,066 --> 00:35:27,444
I don't understand. What is
it you're trying to pay for?
667
00:35:27,568 --> 00:35:28,653
These headphones.
668
00:35:28,778 --> 00:35:29,821
Yeah, we don't sell those.
669
00:35:29,946 --> 00:35:32,157
But you did two years ago.
670
00:35:32,657 --> 00:35:35,534
I borrowed them from you,
when I didn't have the money,
671
00:35:35,660 --> 00:35:38,204
but I do now,
so I want to settle my debt.
672
00:35:38,788 --> 00:35:41,333
Let me get the manager.
673
00:35:59,434 --> 00:36:01,727
Listen, I told you
not to come in here.
674
00:36:01,853 --> 00:36:04,856
But I'm here to pay you for
something I haven't paid for yet.
675
00:36:05,023 --> 00:36:06,774
I owe you for
these headphones, yo.
676
00:36:06,858 --> 00:36:08,526
Just go.
677
00:36:08,693 --> 00:36:10,362
No, no. I'm no thief.
I settle my debts.
678
00:36:10,528 --> 00:36:12,405
Just go before I call the cops.
679
00:36:12,530 --> 00:36:14,282
Sam.
What?
680
00:36:14,366 --> 00:36:15,846
I saw her take one
of those necklaces.
681
00:36:15,908 --> 00:36:19,371
No, I'm gonna pay for that later, you know.
But first things first.
682
00:36:19,454 --> 00:36:22,707
So what do we just say, it's
$20, and we call it even?
683
00:36:22,874 --> 00:36:24,709
That necklace doesn't
even cost that much.
684
00:36:24,834 --> 00:36:27,003
Isn't for the necklace.
It's for the headphones.
685
00:36:27,086 --> 00:36:28,546
Sara, don't let her leave.
686
00:36:28,671 --> 00:36:30,131
You don't let her leave.
687
00:36:30,298 --> 00:36:32,091
I don't get paid enough.
688
00:36:33,801 --> 00:36:35,136
Hey! Where you going?
689
00:36:35,470 --> 00:36:36,595
Nowhere.
690
00:36:39,557 --> 00:36:40,850
She steal something?
691
00:36:40,975 --> 00:36:42,310
I'm not sure.
692
00:36:53,446 --> 00:36:55,740
Inmates, say hello.
693
00:37:02,580 --> 00:37:04,457
What's up?
694
00:37:04,582 --> 00:37:07,419
What's your name? What's
your fucking name? Rebecca.
695
00:37:07,502 --> 00:37:10,796
Here we go. You ready to
see some Shakespeare shit?
696
00:37:10,922 --> 00:37:13,674
What the fuck you smiling for?
What are you, some kind of clown?
697
00:37:13,841 --> 00:37:15,093
What the fuck you smiling for?
698
00:37:15,218 --> 00:37:18,679
You think this is a joke? Do I
look like a fucking joke to you?
699
00:37:18,763 --> 00:37:21,933
You wouldn't make it one goddamn
night in here, you understand...
700
00:37:22,016 --> 00:37:24,643
"You common cry of
curs whose breath
701
00:37:24,769 --> 00:37:27,439
"I hate as reek
o' the rotten fens,
702
00:37:27,605 --> 00:37:32,610
"whose loves I prize as the
dead carcasses of unburied men
703
00:37:32,735 --> 00:37:35,447
"that do corrupt my air!"
704
00:37:38,950 --> 00:37:42,787
Thank you. And thank you.
705
00:37:43,037 --> 00:37:44,456
Speak up!
Rebecca!
706
00:37:44,622 --> 00:37:46,416
Oh? Oh!
707
00:37:46,499 --> 00:37:48,585
You trying to cop a fuckin'
attitude with me now?
708
00:37:48,667 --> 00:37:49,919
No, I just...
What?
709
00:37:50,002 --> 00:37:51,754
You said speak up, so...
Don't fucking play with me!
710
00:37:51,921 --> 00:37:53,131
Don't play with her!
711
00:37:53,923 --> 00:37:55,967
Why? Smarten up.
This is for real!
712
00:37:56,092 --> 00:37:57,176
Goals!
713
00:37:57,302 --> 00:37:58,553
What, you quiet now?
714
00:37:58,636 --> 00:38:01,973
You don't got a joke to tell, clown?
You don't got a joke to tell?
715
00:38:02,056 --> 00:38:03,724
You're a fucking smoking clown.
716
00:38:03,849 --> 00:38:05,560
What you gonna
tell jokes and juggle?
717
00:38:05,643 --> 00:38:07,645
Get your hands off
my fuckin' pussy.
718
00:38:07,728 --> 00:38:09,814
You wanna touch it?
You wanna touch it for real?
719
00:38:09,981 --> 00:38:11,816
So, wassup?
You think you tough,
720
00:38:11,941 --> 00:38:13,818
'cause you in
a wheelchair and shit?
721
00:38:13,901 --> 00:38:14,902
No.
722
00:38:15,278 --> 00:38:16,695
Well, you know what I'm saying,
723
00:38:16,821 --> 00:38:18,823
ain't no wheelchair
ramps in prison, right?
724
00:38:18,948 --> 00:38:20,428
Ain't nobody gonna
be holding no doors
725
00:38:20,450 --> 00:38:21,826
open for you
and shit up in here.
726
00:38:21,951 --> 00:38:23,161
I don't need nobody
to hold doors for me.
727
00:38:23,286 --> 00:38:25,288
I can do anything
anybody else can do.
728
00:38:27,290 --> 00:38:28,791
My bad. That's cool.
You know what I'm sayin'?
729
00:38:28,874 --> 00:38:30,251
I didn't mean you
couldn't do stuff...
730
00:38:30,335 --> 00:38:32,837
They told me I
couldn't rob a liquor store,
731
00:38:33,254 --> 00:38:35,340
'cause I'm a roller.
But I showed them.
732
00:38:35,423 --> 00:38:36,674
Get your face down! Don't
look at me in the eye!
733
00:38:36,757 --> 00:38:38,176
All right, well, you know,
734
00:38:38,301 --> 00:38:40,386
that's not something you
need to prove to everybody.
735
00:38:40,512 --> 00:38:44,516
They told me I couldn't gang bang.
And now I got my own gang.
736
00:38:44,599 --> 00:38:48,769
Of handicapped people?
Yo, listen, that's not...
737
00:38:48,853 --> 00:38:51,481
You're just gonna make things
harder for yourself, man.
738
00:38:51,606 --> 00:38:54,609
How many of y'all is it?
Y'all just roll up on people?
739
00:38:54,817 --> 00:38:57,278
This isn't enough. We aren't
helping these kids enough.
740
00:38:57,362 --> 00:38:59,905
Are you sure?
Most of them are crying.
741
00:39:00,031 --> 00:39:02,033
No child left behind.
742
00:39:02,825 --> 00:39:05,828
Where's Tricia? I requested her.
I don't know.
743
00:39:06,245 --> 00:39:08,206
Find her.
It'll be good for them
744
00:39:08,373 --> 00:39:10,291
to get scared by
someone their own age.
745
00:39:13,836 --> 00:39:15,880
Receive the Lord!
746
00:39:17,048 --> 00:39:18,716
Can I get an Amen?
Amen!
747
00:39:18,799 --> 00:39:21,052
Can I get another Amen?
Amen! Amen!
748
00:39:27,058 --> 00:39:31,229
Yeah! The Lord is
speaking to me right now
749
00:39:31,312 --> 00:39:33,898
and he is gonna heal
you of that eczema!
750
00:39:34,732 --> 00:39:38,069
I can't even... This is, this is evil.
This is evil.
751
00:39:38,236 --> 00:39:40,738
No. This is divine
retribution.
752
00:39:41,906 --> 00:39:43,949
I'm gonna pee in my pants.
753
00:39:44,075 --> 00:39:45,910
Now when I say Jesus loves
you, you say, "Yes!"
754
00:39:45,993 --> 00:39:47,912
Jesus loves you!
Yes!
755
00:39:47,995 --> 00:39:49,414
Does Jesus love you?
Yes!
756
00:39:49,539 --> 00:39:50,873
Does Jesus love me?
Yes!
757
00:39:50,956 --> 00:39:53,918
Holy fuck! I wish we could
put this shit on YouTube.
758
00:39:54,001 --> 00:39:56,379
Yeah, it's funny. Hey, have
you seen Tricia Miller?
759
00:39:56,588 --> 00:40:00,132
Miller. Huh. No. Why?
760
00:40:00,425 --> 00:40:02,301
She was supposed to be on the
tour and she's not at work.
761
00:40:02,427 --> 00:40:03,886
I better radio in.
No, no!
762
00:40:03,969 --> 00:40:07,848
You know what, I did see her. She just
stepped off to go to the bathroom.
763
00:40:08,099 --> 00:40:10,851
I'll send her your way as
soon as she comes back. Okay.
764
00:40:10,935 --> 00:40:12,520
Yep! You got it.
765
00:40:12,604 --> 00:40:14,897
Can I get some love?
Can I hear the word love?
766
00:40:15,022 --> 00:40:16,065
Love!
Love!
767
00:40:17,942 --> 00:40:19,527
Take a look.
This is where you shower.
768
00:40:19,611 --> 00:40:21,446
Does this look like a nice
place to take a shower?
769
00:40:21,529 --> 00:40:23,781
Uh-uh. Shit, it's super
fungus all up in here.
770
00:40:23,906 --> 00:40:26,117
My feet be itching
ever since I got here.
771
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:28,453
Itching all the livelong day.
772
00:40:30,663 --> 00:40:32,290
Um, hello?
773
00:40:33,541 --> 00:40:36,753
Itchy feet not the only thing
you gotta worry about, right?
774
00:40:37,295 --> 00:40:38,296
Tell 'em, Chapman.
775
00:40:38,463 --> 00:40:39,464
Tell them what?
776
00:40:39,631 --> 00:40:42,258
Tell 'em what happens when you
drop a bar of soap in prison.
777
00:40:42,341 --> 00:40:45,136
You know, I don't really think
that that stereotype applies here.
778
00:40:45,803 --> 00:40:46,971
Oh, yes, it does.
779
00:40:48,473 --> 00:40:50,182
Well, okay.
But I use body wash.
780
00:40:50,308 --> 00:40:52,017
To molest people with?
781
00:40:53,269 --> 00:40:55,563
Man, this is a joke! You all
just putting on a show.
782
00:40:55,647 --> 00:40:57,607
Yo, keep laughing, little kid.
783
00:40:57,690 --> 00:40:59,942
Shut up real quick
once Chapman gets you.
784
00:41:01,860 --> 00:41:05,281
That's right.
Chapman a stone cold lesbian
785
00:41:05,364 --> 00:41:07,408
and she put you
through your paces.
786
00:41:07,492 --> 00:41:08,993
Why am I
the stone cold lesbian?
787
00:41:09,118 --> 00:41:10,620
Lesbionic.
788
00:41:11,621 --> 00:41:12,664
Chapman!
789
00:41:19,962 --> 00:41:21,631
It's for the children.
790
00:41:28,846 --> 00:41:30,222
Fuck. Fuck!
791
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:36,729
All right, shitstain,
up and at 'em.
792
00:41:40,608 --> 00:41:41,900
What the fuck?
793
00:41:47,948 --> 00:41:51,327
Hey! Hey! Fuck!
794
00:42:01,128 --> 00:42:02,880
Shit. Shit.
795
00:42:11,806 --> 00:42:15,560
See that fuckin' toilet? No door
on the motherfuckin' stall?
796
00:42:15,685 --> 00:42:16,894
That sound like fun to you?
797
00:42:17,395 --> 00:42:20,606
You got to use the bathroom,
everybody see.
798
00:42:20,732 --> 00:42:23,067
Even if it's number two.
Yeah.
799
00:42:23,192 --> 00:42:27,739
One, two, three,
it don't matter in prison.
800
00:42:28,030 --> 00:42:29,240
I don't care.
801
00:42:29,365 --> 00:42:31,325
You don't care?
I don't care.
802
00:42:31,450 --> 00:42:33,251
All right, all right,
I've had enough of this.
803
00:42:33,327 --> 00:42:35,079
You think this is a joke?
Do you?
804
00:42:35,204 --> 00:42:36,414
Yeah, kind of.
805
00:42:36,581 --> 00:42:41,502
How 'bout you spend the night here?
Just you and Chapman.
806
00:42:42,754 --> 00:42:44,046
You like that?
807
00:42:44,129 --> 00:42:46,883
Yeah, you get that
wet Chapman treatment.
808
00:42:48,133 --> 00:42:49,802
Whatever.
Whatever?
809
00:42:49,927 --> 00:42:51,262
Whatever!
Fuck you.
810
00:42:51,429 --> 00:42:53,556
All right, let's go.
811
00:42:54,599 --> 00:42:58,603
Not you. You stay here.
You stay here.
812
00:42:59,103 --> 00:43:01,980
Chapman.
Have a nice lunch.
813
00:43:03,190 --> 00:43:06,110
You know, I'm not even
fully like that. Ha!
814
00:43:06,235 --> 00:43:09,614
"Little honor to
be much believed."
815
00:43:11,073 --> 00:43:14,034
So what, now's the part
where you try to scare me?
816
00:43:14,410 --> 00:43:18,330
No. No, I really,
I don't want to scare you.
817
00:43:18,497 --> 00:43:21,751
But believe me,
you don't want to be in here.
818
00:43:21,959 --> 00:43:24,211
Don't touch me!
Dyke faggot bitch!
819
00:43:32,136 --> 00:43:34,179
Excuse me?
You heard me.
820
00:43:34,722 --> 00:43:35,973
What's your name again?
821
00:43:36,056 --> 00:43:37,642
Dina.
Dina.
822
00:43:38,643 --> 00:43:39,936
That's a pretty name.
823
00:43:41,813 --> 00:43:45,149
You know, I could tell you a lot of
things that would scare you, Dina.
824
00:43:45,483 --> 00:43:47,684
I could tell you that I'm gonna
make you my prison bitch,
825
00:43:47,819 --> 00:43:49,987
I could tell you that I'm gonna
make you my house mouse,
826
00:43:50,070 --> 00:43:53,030
that I will have sex with you even if
we don't have an emotional connection.
827
00:43:53,157 --> 00:43:55,618
That I'm gonna do to you what the
spring does with the cherry trees,
828
00:43:55,701 --> 00:43:57,453
but in a prison way.
829
00:43:58,454 --> 00:43:59,789
Pablo Neruda.
830
00:44:01,373 --> 00:44:03,000
But why bother?
831
00:44:04,794 --> 00:44:06,086
You're too tough, right?
832
00:44:06,671 --> 00:44:08,673
Yeah, I know how easy
it is to convince yourself
833
00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:10,842
you're something
that you're not.
834
00:44:11,676 --> 00:44:15,513
You could do that on the outside.
You can just keep moving.
835
00:44:16,013 --> 00:44:19,600
Keep yourself so busy you don't
have to face who you really are.
836
00:44:20,768 --> 00:44:21,769
But...
837
00:44:27,107 --> 00:44:28,359
...you're weak.
838
00:44:29,986 --> 00:44:31,570
Back the fuck off me.
839
00:44:35,199 --> 00:44:39,161
I'm like you, Dina.
I'm weak, too.
840
00:44:40,788 --> 00:44:43,749
I can't get through this
without somebody to touch,
841
00:44:43,875 --> 00:44:45,584
without somebody to love.
842
00:44:47,545 --> 00:44:49,254
Is that because
sex numbs the pain?
843
00:44:49,380 --> 00:44:51,131
Or is it because I'm
some evil fuck-monster?
844
00:44:51,215 --> 00:44:52,299
I don't know.
845
00:44:52,383 --> 00:44:56,512
But I do know, I was somebody
before I came in here.
846
00:44:57,471 --> 00:45:01,057
I was somebody with a life
that I chose for myself.
847
00:45:01,684 --> 00:45:06,856
And now, now it's just about getting
through the day without crying.
848
00:45:07,899 --> 00:45:11,986
And I'm scared.
I'm still scared.
849
00:45:13,988 --> 00:45:18,701
I'm scared that I'm not myself in
here, and I'm scared that I am.
850
00:45:19,243 --> 00:45:21,579
Other people aren't the
scariest part of prison, Dina,
851
00:45:22,246 --> 00:45:25,416
it's coming face-to-face
with who you really are.
852
00:45:26,250 --> 00:45:28,126
Because once you're
behind these walls,
853
00:45:28,252 --> 00:45:30,588
there's nowhere to run,
even if you could run.
854
00:45:31,672 --> 00:45:34,090
The truth catches up
with you in here, Dina.
855
00:45:35,384 --> 00:45:38,637
And it's the truth that's
gonna make you her bitch.
856
00:45:52,234 --> 00:45:54,987
Damn. You cold.
857
00:45:55,279 --> 00:45:56,948
Bitches gots to learn.
858
00:46:02,870 --> 00:46:05,163
All right, listen up!
859
00:46:18,260 --> 00:46:19,511
Oh, fuck.
860
00:46:42,910 --> 00:46:44,369
Hey, Doggett.
861
00:46:46,288 --> 00:46:48,499
I think there's a soul in the
bathroom that needs saving.
862
00:46:48,833 --> 00:46:49,875
Constipation?
863
00:46:50,001 --> 00:46:51,669
No, this girl needs a miracle.
864
00:46:57,341 --> 00:46:59,718
All right.
What have we learned today?
865
00:47:00,011 --> 00:47:01,762
Don't go to prison.
That's right.
866
00:47:01,846 --> 00:47:03,430
Or what happens?
867
00:47:03,597 --> 00:47:04,974
We'll have to
live here with you.
868
00:47:05,099 --> 00:47:06,433
That's right.
869
00:47:06,517 --> 00:47:08,560
And respect your parents,
you hear.
870
00:47:08,686 --> 00:47:10,228
And stay away from that bud.
871
00:47:10,354 --> 00:47:11,939
And clean your rooms.
872
00:47:12,397 --> 00:47:15,151
And don't embezzle,
or illegally download media.
873
00:47:15,651 --> 00:47:17,319
Uh, yeah.
874
00:47:26,537 --> 00:47:29,623
We know you're good kids. You're
not gonna make the same mistakes.
875
00:47:29,915 --> 00:47:31,756
- We believe in you.
- Please leave me alone!
876
00:47:31,834 --> 00:47:33,127
Jesus!
877
00:47:33,502 --> 00:47:35,542
- Nobody move! Nobody move!
- Get off of me! Help!
878
00:47:35,629 --> 00:47:39,175
Lord, I call on you right now
to make this child walk again!
879
00:47:39,341 --> 00:47:42,260
Make her walk again, sweet Lord.
Work through me...
880
00:47:42,386 --> 00:47:45,556
Hey! Hey,
get off of her! Get off her.
881
00:47:45,639 --> 00:47:47,265
Jesus has sent me
to help... Ow!
882
00:47:49,810 --> 00:47:53,355
Lord, they're blinding me!
I am your martyr!
883
00:47:57,860 --> 00:47:58,944
What's going on?
884
00:47:59,070 --> 00:48:00,071
All right, settle down.
885
00:48:00,404 --> 00:48:04,075
This is Bell. We have a situation
in the E-Dorm bathroom.
886
00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:07,243
Unruly inmate restrained and
in need of escort to Psych.
887
00:48:07,411 --> 00:48:08,579
Is this real?
888
00:48:08,746 --> 00:48:09,914
I am terminating the tour.
889
00:48:10,039 --> 00:48:12,499
I will proceed with the children
to the main entrance. Copy?
890
00:48:13,084 --> 00:48:15,502
Bell, this is Fischer.
891
00:48:15,586 --> 00:48:17,462
Copy that, but...
What?
892
00:48:17,671 --> 00:48:19,351
Don't bring the kids
down Corridor B, okay?
893
00:48:19,798 --> 00:48:20,925
What? Why?
894
00:48:21,257 --> 00:48:22,258
Um...
895
00:48:22,843 --> 00:48:24,970
We have a situation
down here, too.
896
00:48:27,056 --> 00:48:31,267
Back it up.
Back it up. Come on.
897
00:48:43,488 --> 00:48:46,282
There's a lot of touching
going on down there.
898
00:48:46,408 --> 00:48:48,119
Healy, now is not the time.
899
00:48:48,244 --> 00:48:49,954
Ladies,
let's break it up.
900
00:48:50,621 --> 00:48:52,123
I just saw her.
901
00:48:54,332 --> 00:48:56,127
We all just saw her.
902
00:49:05,928 --> 00:49:08,472
Copy that, we
have Cellblock D on lockdown...
903
00:49:42,673 --> 00:49:44,091
Red?
904
00:49:59,857 --> 00:50:03,527
It's my fault.
I turned her away.
905
00:50:03,944 --> 00:50:06,030
No. This is not on you.
906
00:50:06,113 --> 00:50:08,782
I didn't mean
she was out forever.
907
00:50:09,407 --> 00:50:11,576
I just wanted to
teach her a lesson.
908
00:50:16,372 --> 00:50:17,916
I thought she was stronger.
909
00:50:18,250 --> 00:50:21,879
She was. She didn't
hang herself. She OD'd.
910
00:50:22,004 --> 00:50:24,084
I saw her wobbling around
the cafeteria this morning.
911
00:50:25,841 --> 00:50:28,468
So she killed herself
a different way.
912
00:50:28,552 --> 00:50:30,762
I'm the one responsible.
913
00:50:30,888 --> 00:50:34,850
No! This isn't on you.
It's on me.
914
00:50:36,852 --> 00:50:39,730
I'm the one who finked to
Pornstache about Neptune.
915
00:50:40,939 --> 00:50:42,733
I'm the reason the drugs
are still comin' in.
916
00:50:46,904 --> 00:50:47,988
Why?
917
00:50:50,448 --> 00:50:53,827
Oh, God. I don't know.
918
00:50:55,371 --> 00:50:59,124
I was just mad at you
for always shitting on me.
919
00:50:59,375 --> 00:51:00,876
I only sent Tricia to detox
920
00:51:00,959 --> 00:51:03,128
because I thought they would
start an investigation.
921
00:51:03,419 --> 00:51:05,505
To put an end to all of this.
922
00:51:05,672 --> 00:51:07,091
I didn't know that.
923
00:51:10,302 --> 00:51:11,929
You were right to not trust me.
924
00:51:12,388 --> 00:51:16,100
Nicky, I trust you
more than anyone.
925
00:51:17,142 --> 00:51:18,476
I always have.
926
00:51:18,643 --> 00:51:20,436
I do now more than ever.
927
00:51:20,687 --> 00:51:24,024
Now? You got shit in
your ears or something?
928
00:51:24,108 --> 00:51:26,277
I betrayed you.
929
00:51:26,402 --> 00:51:27,945
I know.
930
00:51:30,948 --> 00:51:32,448
And that's why I trust you.
931
00:51:32,574 --> 00:51:34,326
Because I know you'll
do whatever it takes
932
00:51:34,450 --> 00:51:36,620
to make things right.
For Tricia.
933
00:51:36,954 --> 00:51:40,791
I was stupid to think this prison
would ever look into things.
934
00:51:41,750 --> 00:51:46,297
Even if they caught Pornstache
stuffing drugs down her throat,
935
00:51:46,422 --> 00:51:49,258
they'd do anything
to avoid a scandal.
936
00:51:51,260 --> 00:51:53,220
It's up to us now, Nicky.
937
00:51:53,637 --> 00:51:54,718
What are you talking about?
938
00:51:54,805 --> 00:51:56,598
You know what
I'm talking about.
939
00:52:00,811 --> 00:52:02,771
I'm talking about Mendez.
940
00:52:04,522 --> 00:52:06,650
I want that motherfucker.
941
00:52:07,651 --> 00:52:11,155
I want that motherfucker
taken out.
942
00:52:11,950 --> 00:52:22,514
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