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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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I'm not gay.
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All right.
I'm just saying,
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I've noticed a pattern developing
around breakfast time.
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See, you come in late,
just before Vause.
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Strategically
staggered arrival?
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Sounds familiar.
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No, absolutely not.
That's ridiculous.
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Okay, where were you then?
'Cause I went by your cube...
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Where was I?
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I'm coming, I'm coming,
I'm coming, I'm coming.
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Shh. Show, don't tell.
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So, yes, Alex and I have been
spending a lot of time together
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but it's not like I'm...
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What, rejoining
the softball league?
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No, softball is the furthest
thing from my mind.
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Oh, no, let me be clear.
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By softball, I meant two in her
front and then one in the butt,
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and then just eating her pussy a
lot, 'cause you like it so much.
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Let me explain something to you...
And playing with her titties.
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Alex and I are
very old friends.
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We have an affectionate
relationship.
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I need that.
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I'm human.
It's about comfort, right?
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Hey, Morello, remember when we
used to comfort each other?
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Sure. You were
very comfortable.
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Hey, guys.
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Just barely made breakfast.
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Long shower line?
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Yeah, it was
really awful today.
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Your hair's dry.
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Hey!
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I can't believe people
actually live up here, bro.
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Excuse me.
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There is, like, nothing around.
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What the fuck?
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Oh, shit.
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You're like RoboCop.
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I think you have
the wrong house.
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No, I get it now.
You can't get a real job.
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That's why they got you
up here in Sleepy Hollow.
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Yo, Daya know you're a cyborg?
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Excuse me?
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I guess she must by now, right?
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Okay, who the hell are you?
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I'm a friend of
the family, bro.
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All right. Well,
you need to leave. Now.
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When I heard what was going on,
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I got really concerned,
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because I love them Diaz girls.
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And then I heard it was a prison
guard slipping it to my Daya, papo.
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I know you're not taking her
to a dinner and a movie first.
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But I hear you was in the army,
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so I figure you
must have some kind
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of honor code
or something, right?
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You wouldn't just
get a girl pregnant
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and forget about her,
would you?
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What?
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Where are you gonna
put the crib, bro?
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What are you talking about?
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It's kind of
cramped in here, bro.
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Maybe you should think about
getting a two bedroom.
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So kids can have
their own room.
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For when you're
fucking bitches.
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Oh, gosh!
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Am I crazy or do these cards
smell faintly like urine?
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Smell that.
Ew!
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Stop it. Get it away
from my face.
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What? Is it bringing
back memories?
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What? Fifty Shades
of Crazy Eyes.
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Stop it.
Smell it.
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Why are you trying
to look at my cards?
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Cut it out.
I know how you play.
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Don't you look at my cards!
Stop it. Cut it out.
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Why you doing that?
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It's weird how
normal this feels.
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What?
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I feel like I'm 23
and no time has passed.
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Well, I think that when you
have a connection with someone,
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it never really
goes away, you know?
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You snap back to being important to
each other because you still are.
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But I've changed so much
since we were together.
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Haven't you?
No.
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No, not really.
I'm pretty consistent.
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Can I ask you something?
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Yeah.
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Do you think it's odd I haven't heard
from Larry since Thanksgiving?
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You know,
maybe he's mad at me that
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I wasn't able to see him
while I was in SHU.
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But that would be totally
fucked up, wouldn't it?
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I'm not sure
you're in the position
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to feel indignant
right now, Piper.
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Do you think I'm
a terrible person?
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No! I think that we do what
we need to do to survive.
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Hey! What the hell
you think you're doing?
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Nothing.
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You. Gimme your shoes.
What?
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You deaf or something? Take
off your motherfucking shoes!
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Hey, back off, all right?
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Oh, you about to step?
Oh!
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Your face, yo!
You was like...
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"Hey, back off."
You so gangsta.
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Give me some, give me some.
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All right, inmates.
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Enough.
Save it for the kids.
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What's going on?
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Yo, scared straight in the
house, y'all, ya know?
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I'ma scare us some bad kids.
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I'ma go platinum up on them
whippersnappers! Yeah!
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I'm gonna make them shit their
little delinquent panties!
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Hey.
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Ladies, this is serious.
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These kids are
going down a bad path.
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Your jobs are to deter them from
making the same mistakes you did.
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But we can make
them cry, right?
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Yeah, you can make them cry.
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Yeah. I'ma make them
cry all right.
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Cry like they're going
through a haunted house,
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haunted house called "life."
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I thought you said this was
an acting opportunity.
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It is.
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You want to sign up?
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No, I don't.
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Other prisons get to do
Shakespeare and shit.
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I want to play a role.
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Like Desdemona, or Ophelia,
or Clair Huxtable.
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Tell you what.
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You can play
whatever character you want,
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so long as that character is the
stuff of naughty brats' nightmares.
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Yeah. I can do that.
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Line up!
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You know, I don't do much
of the cooking at home.
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Christopher's
the one who cooks.
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Really?
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Yeah, and not just
out of the box.
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All fancy ingredients.
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Bucatini. You ever hear of that?
It's like a hollow spaghetti.
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He made that once
with a clam sauce.
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You know,
you can go if you want.
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I have everything
under control.
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Oh, no, I like helping.
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Hello, ladies.
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Red, you happen to have those ice
cream bars that I asked for?
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It's not ice cream, is it?
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Hey! Look who's back
from the dungeon of doom.
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Hey, what's up?
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Hey, Red.
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So I detoxed. You know, I'm clean now.
Drug-free America, yo.
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What do you want, a medal? A
sticker that says, "great job"?
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Well, no. I just thought...
What did you think?
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That everything would be fine?
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I have one rule. No drugs.
You lied to my face.
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You're on your own.
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Fine.
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Excuse me, sir. Spare a little change?
Even a quarter?
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Hello, ma'am, a little help, please?
I'm so hungry.
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Yo, what's so funny?
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You're trying too hard.
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People don't
wanna give anything
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unless they think
it's their idea.
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See?
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Yeah, great,
except their idea is that
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a dime and three pennies is
gonna get us something to eat.
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Come on, take a break.
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Here.
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Where'd you get this?
Whole Foods.
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You didn't see me, right?
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No.
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'Cause I'm smooth like that.
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Here, I got us a carrot too,
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so our diet is
balanced and shit.
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Dinner, dessert.
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I'm no good at stealing.
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It's not stealing.
I'm gonna pay for it.
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What are you talking about?
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Check it out.
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I keep a log, yo.
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I'm not about stealing. See?
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When I leave this world, I
ain't owing nobody nothing.
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Hey. One of you want
to come to a party?
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Fuck off.
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Well, fuck you too, street rat.
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Motherfucker looks
like my rapist step-dad.
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Wanna go somewhere else?
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In a minute,
I'm charging my phone.
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Hey, you gonna pay for that
electricity too someday?
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Shit. I never thought
about it like that.
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Don't take too much off.
I just want it to look neat.
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Relax.
It's not like I'm exactly
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overwhelmed with
the possibilities.
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So when's your visitor?
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Who said I had a visitor?
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You've never let
me touch your head,
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and I would take it personally if
I didn't know how cheap you are
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with your commissary.
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He must be pretty special for you
to part with all those Tums.
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It's a friend.
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Someone I haven't
seen in a long time.
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How long?
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Ten years.
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Oh.
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That is a long time.
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Think I know
what we're gonna do.
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What? What radio program?
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Oh, yeah. You know
that show Urban Tales?
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With Maury Kind?
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Yeah, he was at Thanksgiving.
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He looks nothing like
he sounds on the radio.
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Who is that?
It's Neri.
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Anyhow. He's doing a show about long
distance relationships next Sunday.
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And that's probably why
you haven't heard from him.
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He's probably
working on his show.
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About our relationship?
What is he gonna say?
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I don't know, good stuff. I better
go now, we're just heading out.
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We're going to shoot guns!
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Guns?
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No, just cans.
Cans, with guns.
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You hate guns.
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It's just an air rifle.
No, it's not.
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Okay, bye, Piper, love
you, stay out of the stew.
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SHU. The SHU.
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Yeah, isn't that what I said?
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Bye.
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Hey, guys, what's the hold up?
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Dude. You need
to talk to Piper.
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Was that her?
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She wants to know why you're not picking up.
She sounded mad.
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She's mad?
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Did you ask her why
she went to the SHU?
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No. That's none
of my business.
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Dude, look, you can stay
here, we can go shoot guns,
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you can help me set up
my maple syrup taps,
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but you have to
talk to my sister.
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Communication is key, man.
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I know. I know.
I will. I just...
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I need some time to figure
out what to say. You know.
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Okay.
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Bad news? No news. I
can't get ahold of him.
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But apparently, he's going
to be on the radio.
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Your guy's a musician?
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No. No. Public radio.
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He's going to be
talking about me.
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He's going to be
talking about how
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my going to prison
affects him, as a partner.
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Oh.
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Do you need to use the phone?
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I just tried. You know, Mercy and
me, we haven't talked in a while.
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So, I can't get through either.
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How much longer
are you in here for?
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Four left.
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Wow.
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Yeah, problems are problems, yo.
We all make bad choices.
253
00:13:18,980 --> 00:13:21,107
It's just some of us got
different bad choices to make.
254
00:13:22,567 --> 00:13:23,859
This is awful.
255
00:13:25,069 --> 00:13:28,365
It's so traditional. And I'm
not a traditional person.
256
00:13:28,490 --> 00:13:30,074
Although, I guess maybe I am,
257
00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:32,285
since I'm getting married and I
don't even believe in marriage.
258
00:13:32,369 --> 00:13:33,911
What am I doing? Am I drunk?
259
00:13:34,037 --> 00:13:35,539
You look beautiful.
This is awesome.
260
00:13:36,748 --> 00:13:39,125
Is it bad to admit I'm even
feeling a little jealous?
261
00:13:39,292 --> 00:13:41,961
No, I love being the target of envy.
That means I'm winning.
262
00:13:42,045 --> 00:13:43,714
We're coming!
263
00:13:43,839 --> 00:13:47,050
I can't even begin to imagine
"forever" with somebody.
264
00:13:47,217 --> 00:13:49,885
Well, surprise, surprise, considering
the kind of girls you date.
265
00:13:50,011 --> 00:13:51,596
The kind of girls that I date?
266
00:13:51,722 --> 00:13:53,849
Hot girls who make you crazy.
267
00:13:54,015 --> 00:13:56,601
I like hot girls.
And I like hot boys.
268
00:13:56,727 --> 00:13:59,437
I like hot people.
What can I say, I'm shallow.
269
00:13:59,563 --> 00:14:00,564
That's not what I mean.
270
00:14:00,772 --> 00:14:03,734
You keep looking for people you
have that chemical thing with,
271
00:14:03,817 --> 00:14:05,151
but that's not
the whole package.
272
00:14:05,985 --> 00:14:08,112
You have to find someone
you can spend two weeks with
273
00:14:08,238 --> 00:14:09,947
in a cramped
timeshare in Montauk,
274
00:14:10,073 --> 00:14:11,783
in the rain,
and not want to kill.
275
00:14:12,868 --> 00:14:16,747
He made jigsaw puzzles
fun and competitive.
276
00:14:16,912 --> 00:14:18,749
That sounds truly boring.
277
00:14:18,874 --> 00:14:20,291
When I put my cold feet on him,
278
00:14:20,417 --> 00:14:24,003
he's always warm
and only sometimes annoyed.
279
00:14:24,504 --> 00:14:27,632
But I want both. I want
warm, but I also want hot.
280
00:14:27,758 --> 00:14:30,260
I want fireworks.
281
00:14:30,635 --> 00:14:32,970
I want somebody
I can have adventures with.
282
00:14:33,096 --> 00:14:34,097
Oh!
283
00:14:37,475 --> 00:14:39,102
Look, adventure
is just hardship
284
00:14:39,269 --> 00:14:40,896
with an inflated sense of self.
285
00:14:40,978 --> 00:14:43,981
Eventually, you want someone
you can curl up with.
286
00:14:44,482 --> 00:14:47,736
Someone who knows when it's
time to order Chinese.
287
00:14:48,695 --> 00:14:51,197
And that's Pete?
Yeah, that's Pete.
288
00:14:51,322 --> 00:14:53,867
Plus, he's never shown any
interest in fucking me in the ass,
289
00:14:53,950 --> 00:14:55,751
for which I am grateful.
Well, you never know.
290
00:14:55,786 --> 00:14:57,995
He maybe just be saving
that hole for marriage.
291
00:15:01,124 --> 00:15:03,126
Keep moving, ladies!
292
00:15:05,378 --> 00:15:07,505
Inmate. Diaz.
293
00:15:07,672 --> 00:15:09,299
Your counselor wants to see you.
Come with me.
294
00:15:09,424 --> 00:15:10,675
What's going on?
I have work.
295
00:15:11,259 --> 00:15:13,428
Your counselor
says it's important.
296
00:15:21,978 --> 00:15:23,187
Cesar came to my house.
297
00:15:23,313 --> 00:15:25,649
What? Cesar? Am I
saying that right?
298
00:15:25,732 --> 00:15:27,358
He's tall. Bald.
Has apparently killed
299
00:15:27,484 --> 00:15:29,110
with his bare hands,
and a blunt object
300
00:15:29,193 --> 00:15:31,362
and a hunting knife and an
assortment of firearms.
301
00:15:31,488 --> 00:15:33,990
Says he's a family friend.
And he loves children.
302
00:15:34,115 --> 00:15:37,160
He wanted to make sure that I
had enough room for the crib.
303
00:15:38,536 --> 00:15:39,913
My mom must have told him.
304
00:15:40,163 --> 00:15:41,603
Well, when were
you going to tell me?
305
00:15:42,666 --> 00:15:44,306
I don't know. I didn't
know if I wanted to.
306
00:15:44,334 --> 00:15:45,836
What else would you do?
307
00:15:46,002 --> 00:15:48,129
Is there a pill
you can take? Is...
308
00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:51,132
I don't want to do that.
309
00:15:51,758 --> 00:15:53,678
You don't actually think
you can have it, do you?
310
00:15:53,969 --> 00:15:56,012
Why not?
Why not?
311
00:15:56,095 --> 00:15:58,682
Because I am a CO. I could go
to jail as a sex offender.
312
00:15:59,182 --> 00:16:02,059
We can figure something out.
If you love me...
313
00:16:02,185 --> 00:16:03,345
If I love you?
It has nothing,
314
00:16:03,353 --> 00:16:04,553
it has nothing to do with that.
315
00:16:04,938 --> 00:16:06,397
It does to me.
316
00:16:09,066 --> 00:16:12,570
Good, you're here. It's about
time we had a family discussion.
317
00:16:12,696 --> 00:16:14,322
You need to do the right thing.
318
00:16:14,447 --> 00:16:16,073
You have a good government job.
319
00:16:16,199 --> 00:16:17,826
You probably get
some pension money
320
00:16:17,951 --> 00:16:19,577
for that fucking
pirate wooden leg.
321
00:16:19,744 --> 00:16:21,371
Yeah, that's right,
I know about that.
322
00:16:21,538 --> 00:16:23,665
First of all, it's not a
wooden leg, it's polypropylene
323
00:16:23,748 --> 00:16:25,208
and I don't get
any money for it.
324
00:16:25,959 --> 00:16:28,003
You got blown up in a war,
you get money.
325
00:16:28,127 --> 00:16:29,337
I didn't lose it in combat.
326
00:16:31,130 --> 00:16:33,884
Wait, that didn't happen
in Afghanistan? No.
327
00:16:34,050 --> 00:16:38,638
Yeah, get the fucking ball!
Get the fucking ball!
328
00:16:38,847 --> 00:16:40,056
I don't care if
the soda was flat,
329
00:16:40,139 --> 00:16:41,224
you don't have
any way to prove it
330
00:16:41,349 --> 00:16:42,726
so you can't get
your money back.
331
00:16:44,477 --> 00:16:47,564
Look, If I'd lost it in
Afghanistan, I'd have help.
332
00:16:47,647 --> 00:16:50,817
But I went into a dirty hot tub
in Orlando with a small scrape,
333
00:16:50,901 --> 00:16:52,777
and I got a big infection.
334
00:16:54,070 --> 00:16:55,112
At Disney World?
335
00:16:55,238 --> 00:16:59,242
No, it's like a five-minute
drive from Disney World.
336
00:16:59,409 --> 00:17:01,578
You probably should tell
people you lost it in the war.
337
00:17:01,661 --> 00:17:03,287
Okay, well,
I don't have any money.
338
00:17:03,413 --> 00:17:06,082
Okay? Everything I saved
went to medical bills.
339
00:17:06,249 --> 00:17:09,502
Those are the breaks, papa.
Save some more.
340
00:17:09,586 --> 00:17:11,046
You got nine months.
341
00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:34,778
Hey, come here. Come on.
342
00:17:39,866 --> 00:17:42,577
I got some very
good stuff this month.
343
00:17:42,744 --> 00:17:46,497
None of that generic OxyContin.
Non-generic OxyContin.
344
00:17:46,623 --> 00:17:48,499
I can't. I just got clean.
345
00:17:50,001 --> 00:17:52,629
Okay, then you can distribute.
346
00:17:53,755 --> 00:17:56,299
I got flush while you were away
on your Fuck Up's Holiday.
347
00:17:56,424 --> 00:17:59,719
What am I going to do, go cube-to-cube
like a fucking Avon lady?
348
00:17:59,844 --> 00:18:02,444
I don't know. But I can't. I'm in
enough trouble with Red as it is.
349
00:18:02,555 --> 00:18:05,683
Fuck Red. You owe me.
350
00:18:07,018 --> 00:18:08,311
For what?
My cousin paid you.
351
00:18:08,478 --> 00:18:09,813
Only for the last batch.
352
00:18:09,980 --> 00:18:13,566
What about all the ones before that?
You was on store credit, girl.
353
00:18:13,733 --> 00:18:15,819
Well, I thought that...
You thought what?
354
00:18:16,653 --> 00:18:20,531
You were on some blowjob layaway plan?
No, no, no, no, no.
355
00:18:21,992 --> 00:18:23,242
You owe me.
356
00:18:26,913 --> 00:18:27,998
How much?
357
00:18:32,585 --> 00:18:36,172
You get rid of all of these
and we'll call it even.
358
00:18:39,050 --> 00:18:42,637
I want an empty baggie
and a list of names.
359
00:18:44,806 --> 00:18:47,433
"The borrower is
slave to the lender."
360
00:18:47,558 --> 00:18:50,227
"That's from
Proverbs right there.
361
00:18:51,395 --> 00:18:53,857
Saw it on a bumper sticker.
362
00:18:53,982 --> 00:18:57,735
And when I say, you have received
the Holy Spirit within you,
363
00:18:58,402 --> 00:19:01,114
you won't need any medicine.
You won't need a band-aid.
364
00:19:01,197 --> 00:19:03,324
You won't need your beer.
365
00:19:03,407 --> 00:19:07,203
He will be that medicine,
he will be that band-aid,
366
00:19:07,370 --> 00:19:10,498
he will be that beer.
Can I get an Amen?
367
00:19:10,581 --> 00:19:11,916
Amen.
Hey, new glasses.
368
00:19:12,042 --> 00:19:14,044
Better to see
you with, my dear.
369
00:19:14,794 --> 00:19:17,881
Have you seen this?
She's faith healing now.
370
00:19:18,048 --> 00:19:19,549
You still have that headache?
371
00:19:19,674 --> 00:19:22,927
Yeah, but, you know, it's not the
worst headache I've ever had.
372
00:19:23,094 --> 00:19:24,888
What about now?
373
00:19:24,971 --> 00:19:26,514
I don't know.
374
00:19:27,057 --> 00:19:28,183
Gone?
375
00:19:29,642 --> 00:19:31,561
Amen!
Amen!
376
00:19:32,020 --> 00:19:33,479
Hallelujah!
377
00:19:34,022 --> 00:19:36,066
Why would anyone
ever listen to her?
378
00:19:36,149 --> 00:19:39,027
I don't know what you're talking
about, she clearly has magic powers.
379
00:19:39,110 --> 00:19:41,237
Like what,
the power of the snitch?
380
00:19:42,488 --> 00:19:45,783
What I wouldn't give
to watch her slip and fall.
381
00:19:47,243 --> 00:19:48,786
Listen to you, all vindictive.
382
00:19:48,912 --> 00:19:50,992
She broke your glasses
and she locked you in a dryer.
383
00:19:50,997 --> 00:19:52,498
She also stole my mattress.
384
00:19:52,582 --> 00:19:53,703
Don't think I don't remember.
385
00:19:53,750 --> 00:19:55,750
I just have a different way
of dealing with things.
386
00:19:55,919 --> 00:19:58,129
I like seeing this old
Piper temper, though.
387
00:19:58,254 --> 00:19:59,923
I don't have a temper.
388
00:20:00,297 --> 00:20:04,635
I used to have a temper. Now I
have a passion for justice.
389
00:20:04,761 --> 00:20:10,058
...because that is the majesty of our Lord.
That is the power of our Lord.
390
00:20:10,141 --> 00:20:12,852
Man, what the hell you know
about the Lord anyway?
391
00:20:12,936 --> 00:20:13,978
Excuse me?
392
00:20:14,104 --> 00:20:18,315
Man, you ain't got no healing power.
You ain't got shit.
393
00:20:18,566 --> 00:20:20,985
Hey, you don't know what you're talking about.
Tucky's touched, okay.
394
00:20:21,111 --> 00:20:22,112
Oh, my God.
395
00:20:22,237 --> 00:20:25,115
She made Angie's headache
go away, right, Ang?
396
00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:26,699
I wanna say yes.
397
00:20:26,783 --> 00:20:31,537
No, she didn't, she took that
headache and she gave it to me. Ha!
398
00:20:31,788 --> 00:20:32,914
Piper, chill.
399
00:20:34,540 --> 00:20:37,627
I'll tell you what.
I got a fucked up knee.
400
00:20:37,710 --> 00:20:41,631
You so spiritual, come and
show me what you got.
401
00:20:42,423 --> 00:20:43,466
It don't work that way.
402
00:20:44,968 --> 00:20:46,177
Huh?
403
00:20:46,302 --> 00:20:47,678
No, it don't?
404
00:20:47,804 --> 00:20:51,515
It don't work no way 'cause you
just like the Wizard of Oz.
405
00:20:51,682 --> 00:20:54,811
Just a bunch of show and
nothing behind the curtain.
406
00:20:55,103 --> 00:20:58,064
What are you talking about?
Wizards are evil.
407
00:20:58,231 --> 00:21:00,650
It's okay, you need me. All
right, all right, all right.
408
00:21:00,733 --> 00:21:02,443
You know what, I never claimed
to have any special powers.
409
00:21:02,819 --> 00:21:06,489
I just do as the Lord tells
me, and it flows through me.
410
00:21:06,572 --> 00:21:09,700
Jibber, jibber, jabber, jabber.
Lay hands, bitch.
411
00:21:18,751 --> 00:21:22,046
Holy Spirit, I'm calling on
you right now, Holy Spirit.
412
00:21:23,131 --> 00:21:26,009
You and me and her, together
as one, healing these knees.
413
00:21:26,092 --> 00:21:28,344
Make this woman well!
414
00:21:34,725 --> 00:21:36,060
Holy shit!
415
00:21:38,688 --> 00:21:40,064
You did it.
416
00:21:43,359 --> 00:21:45,361
You actually did it.
417
00:21:46,196 --> 00:21:48,531
You see? You see?
418
00:21:49,032 --> 00:21:53,410
You're not like the Wizard of Oz.
You're like the Wizard of God!
419
00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:58,624
Are you seeing this?
420
00:21:58,708 --> 00:22:00,668
She's awfully talented.
421
00:22:07,717 --> 00:22:10,887
You wanna get to someone,
you gotta have a long game.
422
00:22:16,893 --> 00:22:20,396
What... Hello? Hello?
423
00:22:24,984 --> 00:22:26,736
This is Polly and Pete's
place, right? Yeah.
424
00:22:26,861 --> 00:22:29,072
Are you a burglar?
No!
425
00:22:29,197 --> 00:22:33,243
No, no, I'm, I'm sorry, no, no.
426
00:22:33,368 --> 00:22:35,953
I'm Larry, I live next door.
427
00:22:36,537 --> 00:22:39,707
They asked me to water their
plants while they're on vacation.
428
00:22:39,790 --> 00:22:42,252
They have air conditioning
and cable.
429
00:22:45,296 --> 00:22:47,673
I'm Piper.
I'm Polly's friend.
430
00:22:47,757 --> 00:22:49,842
Yeah. Yeah.
431
00:22:52,053 --> 00:22:54,222
I'm sorry, are you supposed
to stay here or something?
432
00:22:54,305 --> 00:22:56,515
No, no, no. No, I have keys, I
was just in the neighborhood.
433
00:22:56,599 --> 00:22:59,394
I actually just
got bit by a dog.
434
00:22:59,936 --> 00:23:01,562
Oh, my... Oh, my God!
435
00:23:02,146 --> 00:23:03,981
Oh, my God!
I know!
436
00:23:04,107 --> 00:23:05,608
I thought I should
clean it or something.
437
00:23:05,691 --> 00:23:09,862
Yeah, you should. Yeah, oh, my God.
Come in and sit.
438
00:23:11,781 --> 00:23:13,866
Maybe not on
the couch though because...
439
00:23:14,033 --> 00:23:15,410
I'm gonna take my pants off.
440
00:23:16,411 --> 00:23:17,452
Take your pants off?
441
00:23:17,578 --> 00:23:19,956
To get to the bite. I can't roll them up.
Tight jeans.
442
00:23:20,081 --> 00:23:22,499
Right, that makes...
Okay. Okay, right.
443
00:23:22,625 --> 00:23:25,962
I'll get some Neosporin.
And some hydrogen peroxide.
444
00:23:26,087 --> 00:23:27,130
Maybe some iodine?
445
00:23:27,255 --> 00:23:29,257
I'll check the bathroom.
446
00:23:33,261 --> 00:23:35,679
So what happened?
What dog?
447
00:23:35,805 --> 00:23:37,348
I don't know, some street kid.
448
00:23:37,472 --> 00:23:38,473
What?
449
00:23:39,309 --> 00:23:42,645
Yeah, some homeless kid was
asking for money for dog food,
450
00:23:42,728 --> 00:23:45,568
and I was like, "If you can't afford
dog food, you shouldn't have a dog."
451
00:23:47,233 --> 00:23:50,485
So you lectured a homeless kid.
I'm sure he loved that.
452
00:23:50,611 --> 00:23:52,280
No, I didn't lecture him,
I just made a point.
453
00:23:52,405 --> 00:23:54,125
And then he was like,
"It's for protection."
454
00:23:54,157 --> 00:23:56,242
And I was like, "That dog
is not protecting anybody."
455
00:23:56,533 --> 00:23:57,743
And then what happened?
456
00:23:59,494 --> 00:24:01,831
And then it bit me.
Pretty hard.
457
00:24:02,957 --> 00:24:04,541
You should probably
get a tetanus shot.
458
00:24:04,667 --> 00:24:06,336
I'll be fine.
459
00:24:07,837 --> 00:24:09,839
The dog looked a lot
cleaner than the kid.
460
00:24:09,922 --> 00:24:12,591
- Besides, I'm going to see a brass band...
- Ow!
461
00:24:14,302 --> 00:24:16,429
I'm going to see a brass band
at Zebulon tonight.
462
00:24:16,511 --> 00:24:20,433
Oh, yeah, the Hungry March Band, right?
I was supposed to go to that.
463
00:24:21,225 --> 00:24:22,393
Really?
Yeah.
464
00:24:22,517 --> 00:24:25,520
You were? Yeah, but
then I sat down.
465
00:24:26,772 --> 00:24:28,774
Gravity works
very strongly on me.
466
00:24:28,858 --> 00:24:31,861
Especially when
it's sweltering outside
467
00:24:31,986 --> 00:24:35,114
and when Almost Famous is
playing for the 400th time.
468
00:24:35,530 --> 00:24:38,409
Yeah. Plus, I'm
plant-sitting, so, you know,
469
00:24:38,533 --> 00:24:40,661
if I went anywhere I'd
have to take them with me,
470
00:24:40,744 --> 00:24:43,831
and I'm not sure if
they're all over 21. So...
471
00:24:50,129 --> 00:24:53,883
Look, this is silly. You
should really take a shower.
472
00:24:54,008 --> 00:24:55,550
Or even a bath.
You know, just soak it.
473
00:24:55,718 --> 00:24:57,358
You know, you really
need to clean it out.
474
00:24:57,387 --> 00:24:58,553
I mean, you don't
want to get an infection.
475
00:24:58,679 --> 00:25:01,932
Or rabies. Do you feel
any flu-like symptoms?
476
00:25:02,058 --> 00:25:05,102
Because, if it is rabies, you
need to treat it right away,
477
00:25:05,228 --> 00:25:07,480
I mean there is no cure.
You'll die.
478
00:25:07,813 --> 00:25:10,358
Wow. Dark.
479
00:25:10,607 --> 00:25:11,650
Jew.
480
00:25:11,734 --> 00:25:15,654
Uh, well, I can go back to my
place if you need privacy.
481
00:25:15,738 --> 00:25:19,283
That's okay.
I can shut the bathroom door.
482
00:25:24,330 --> 00:25:25,915
Hey, have you eaten?
483
00:25:26,499 --> 00:25:27,542
What?
484
00:25:27,624 --> 00:25:30,961
I was just about to order some Chinese food.
So if you haven't eaten...
485
00:25:31,421 --> 00:25:35,007
Unless you're meeting
someone before the show...
486
00:25:37,301 --> 00:25:41,431
No. I'm not.
Chinese sounds great.
487
00:25:42,765 --> 00:25:45,142
I'll have whatever
you're having.
488
00:25:52,442 --> 00:25:54,277
They didn't call your name,
you don't have a visitor.
489
00:25:54,444 --> 00:25:57,280
But maybe there is a mistake.
490
00:25:57,780 --> 00:26:00,408
Please, can you double check?
491
00:26:02,868 --> 00:26:04,787
Yeah, O'Neill,
you sure you don't have
492
00:26:04,912 --> 00:26:06,830
anybody on the list for Pelage?
493
00:26:06,956 --> 00:26:10,834
Miss Claudette? Come on,
that joke's older than my nana.
494
00:26:11,794 --> 00:26:13,837
It's not a joke this time.
495
00:26:14,505 --> 00:26:15,965
Wait.
496
00:26:16,048 --> 00:26:19,843
Yeah, yeah, she's on the list.
Sorry, I thought it was a joke.
497
00:26:42,617 --> 00:26:44,494
Am I allowed to touch you?
498
00:26:57,798 --> 00:27:00,510
What do you think
about Bora Bora Bora?
499
00:27:00,635 --> 00:27:02,052
What?
500
00:27:02,928 --> 00:27:04,180
You mean Bora Bora?
501
00:27:04,305 --> 00:27:07,183
No, no, I think
there's three "Boras."
502
00:27:07,266 --> 00:27:09,226
I've been thinking about it
for our honeymoon.
503
00:27:09,352 --> 00:27:12,480
I mean, I know Christopher's
got his mind set on Madrid,
504
00:27:12,563 --> 00:27:15,024
but all those enchiladas,
I get gassy.
505
00:27:15,149 --> 00:27:17,234
That's a conversation you should
probably have with Christopher.
506
00:27:17,360 --> 00:27:19,778
Oh, yeah, but you've traveled.
507
00:27:20,029 --> 00:27:21,614
Not to Bora Bora.
508
00:27:21,947 --> 00:27:23,115
...Bora.
509
00:27:24,450 --> 00:27:25,493
Hey, Trish.
510
00:27:26,243 --> 00:27:27,370
Yeah. Hey.
511
00:27:27,578 --> 00:27:28,699
Did you get through to Mercy?
512
00:27:28,703 --> 00:27:31,207
Oh, no. Not yet.
But, you know, it's cool.
513
00:27:36,504 --> 00:27:39,756
She came by the kitchen
earlier, to give Red an olive.
514
00:27:40,383 --> 00:27:41,467
What?
515
00:27:41,592 --> 00:27:43,052
An olive.
516
00:27:43,511 --> 00:27:45,429
Saying an olive branch.
All right?
517
00:27:45,888 --> 00:27:49,392
Either way. Red don't want
nothing to do with her.
518
00:27:49,517 --> 00:27:51,561
But she turned
herself in for Red.
519
00:27:51,686 --> 00:27:53,806
And she's got more time on
her sentence because of her.
520
00:27:53,854 --> 00:27:55,356
Yeah, well,
she brought it on herself.
521
00:27:55,439 --> 00:27:57,483
I mean, she told Pornstache
about the trucks.
522
00:27:57,567 --> 00:27:59,026
She's a Judas Priest.
523
00:27:59,109 --> 00:28:00,152
Who told you that?
524
00:28:00,277 --> 00:28:01,320
Well, it's obvious,
525
00:28:01,404 --> 00:28:04,615
and I think it's disgusting after
everything Red's done for her.
526
00:28:05,074 --> 00:28:06,325
It's not true.
527
00:28:07,243 --> 00:28:09,683
I mean, you don't know, so watch
it with the rumors, all right?
528
00:28:09,744 --> 00:28:11,080
What's the matter with you?
529
00:28:12,707 --> 00:28:13,916
Nothing.
530
00:28:16,502 --> 00:28:19,088
You still mad 'cause we're
not sleeping together?
531
00:28:19,213 --> 00:28:21,006
Oh, Christ...
532
00:28:21,131 --> 00:28:23,426
That's it.
Oh, come on, Nichols,
533
00:28:23,593 --> 00:28:25,886
it's better this way.
Being friends.
534
00:28:26,887 --> 00:28:29,764
You know I miss it,
too, sometimes,
535
00:28:29,890 --> 00:28:32,767
but I gotta stay
true to Christopher.
536
00:28:33,310 --> 00:28:35,354
God, please no more about
fucking Christopher.
537
00:28:35,438 --> 00:28:39,066
I can't cheat on him. You
know I can't cheat on him.
538
00:28:39,775 --> 00:28:40,901
Yeah, I know you
can't cheat on him.
539
00:28:40,984 --> 00:28:43,446
You know why? Because Christopher
doesn't fucking exist,
540
00:28:43,571 --> 00:28:45,448
at least not in your life.
541
00:28:45,573 --> 00:28:48,576
He hasn't visited you since
three weeks after you got here.
542
00:28:48,784 --> 00:28:50,202
That's not true.
543
00:28:50,286 --> 00:28:52,496
Yeah, it is,
and everybody knows it.
544
00:28:52,747 --> 00:28:54,123
And the only reason
nobody says anything
545
00:28:54,290 --> 00:28:55,625
is 'cause they're
embarrassed for you,
546
00:28:55,750 --> 00:28:56,917
because it's pathetic.
547
00:28:58,711 --> 00:28:59,962
But I'm sick of it.
548
00:29:00,045 --> 00:29:04,425
Just like I'm sick of you talking about
things you don't know anything about.
549
00:29:05,801 --> 00:29:07,094
Fuck you.
550
00:29:07,303 --> 00:29:09,012
Hey! Fuck you, too.
551
00:29:10,973 --> 00:29:13,976
Yeah, go do your make-believe
somewhere else.
552
00:29:14,101 --> 00:29:16,228
I don't have
patience for it anymore.
553
00:29:54,517 --> 00:29:56,226
Hey! Trish?
554
00:29:56,977 --> 00:29:59,021
Trish, how's it going?
Hi!
555
00:29:59,146 --> 00:30:01,023
Where you been?
It's been forever, yo.
556
00:30:01,190 --> 00:30:03,484
I got a job in a kitchen.
557
00:30:03,567 --> 00:30:05,027
Around here?
Yeah, yeah.
558
00:30:05,194 --> 00:30:08,364
Well, you gotta come by
the park sometime and say hi.
559
00:30:08,531 --> 00:30:11,450
I should. I will.
Yeah. Where you staying?
560
00:30:11,992 --> 00:30:13,869
You know,
nowhere permanent right now
561
00:30:13,994 --> 00:30:15,871
but I stay in
the shelter some nights
562
00:30:15,996 --> 00:30:19,500
and I'm 18 now so
they can't call my folks.
563
00:30:19,583 --> 00:30:21,903
Yeah, so I'm free, you know, I'm
living the dream, you know.
564
00:30:22,419 --> 00:30:24,547
Hey, I got a Section 8
apartment.
565
00:30:25,422 --> 00:30:26,507
Really?
566
00:30:26,632 --> 00:30:28,467
Yeah, I'm there
with my boyfriend.
567
00:30:30,052 --> 00:30:31,721
I mean, if you want,
you can crash for a while.
568
00:30:31,887 --> 00:30:33,472
You know,
if things get real bad.
569
00:30:33,597 --> 00:30:34,890
No, no. That's...
570
00:30:34,973 --> 00:30:36,892
Are you sure?
Yeah. Yeah, you know me.
571
00:30:36,975 --> 00:30:38,519
I don't like asking
for favors from anybody.
572
00:30:38,644 --> 00:30:40,187
Hey, you're not asking,
I'm offering.
573
00:30:40,354 --> 00:30:42,857
Oh, that's cool, Allie.
That's really great.
574
00:30:44,024 --> 00:30:45,942
You stop by the park sometime
575
00:30:46,068 --> 00:30:48,070
and hook me up with some
leftovers, all right?
576
00:30:48,195 --> 00:30:50,823
Okay, Trish, I will.
I will.
577
00:31:00,416 --> 00:31:02,459
You like kids, Bennett?
578
00:31:02,585 --> 00:31:04,670
Sure.
They're all right. You?
579
00:31:04,754 --> 00:31:06,922
Of course.
Who doesn't like kids?
580
00:31:17,558 --> 00:31:18,975
Listen up.
581
00:31:19,769 --> 00:31:23,188
You are about to enter a
federal correctional facility.
582
00:31:23,689 --> 00:31:27,109
You will be held to the same
expectations as the inmates.
583
00:31:27,276 --> 00:31:31,530
That means no talking, no chewing
gum, no acting disrespectful,
584
00:31:31,697 --> 00:31:32,989
you understand me?
585
00:31:33,115 --> 00:31:34,950
All right, is that it?
Let's go.
586
00:31:35,033 --> 00:31:36,394
Wait, there's one more.
587
00:31:42,207 --> 00:31:44,126
These kids are all
delinquents, right?
588
00:31:44,251 --> 00:31:45,753
Yeah, I thought so.
589
00:31:45,836 --> 00:31:47,755
I wonder what she did.
590
00:31:52,301 --> 00:31:54,052
Here she comes.
591
00:31:54,136 --> 00:31:56,179
Okay, I'm on it.
Yo, Doggett!
592
00:31:56,305 --> 00:31:58,891
Hey, hold up.
Yeah.
593
00:32:00,142 --> 00:32:03,145
Listen, I heard you cured Janae's knee.
Is that true?
594
00:32:03,312 --> 00:32:05,792
Yes, yeah. I am just a simple
woman, doing the work of the Lord.
595
00:32:05,815 --> 00:32:09,025
I see. Look, that's really...
It's incredible.
596
00:32:10,152 --> 00:32:11,570
Do you think you could help me?
597
00:32:11,654 --> 00:32:12,822
Well, what's hurting?
598
00:32:12,947 --> 00:32:15,365
My mind,
I have unclean thoughts.
599
00:32:17,159 --> 00:32:18,744
Lesbian content.
600
00:32:19,328 --> 00:32:20,537
What do you think?
Do you think you could help?
601
00:32:20,663 --> 00:32:21,622
You know,
you're messin' with me
602
00:32:21,705 --> 00:32:23,225
and I don't mess
with my Lord that way.
603
00:32:23,248 --> 00:32:24,888
Sorry but... No, I'm not.
I'm not, I swear.
604
00:32:25,125 --> 00:32:26,669
I mean, since...
605
00:32:26,794 --> 00:32:30,506
Look, since I had Little Boo, I
found these feelings of mothering,
606
00:32:30,673 --> 00:32:31,757
deep inside me.
607
00:32:32,090 --> 00:32:33,843
I think someday I
might wanna have a kid.
608
00:32:33,926 --> 00:32:35,302
But I don't want to do it
with another woman,
609
00:32:35,427 --> 00:32:37,680
'cause those kids,
they always turn out gay.
610
00:32:38,096 --> 00:32:41,224
And being queer,
that is really hard life.
611
00:32:41,350 --> 00:32:42,351
Mm-hmm.
612
00:32:42,434 --> 00:32:47,314
The cycle of terror ends now, with me.
I swear.
613
00:32:47,773 --> 00:32:49,107
You're serious?
Mm-hmm.
614
00:32:49,232 --> 00:32:51,694
You ready to take
on the Lord's grace?
615
00:32:53,153 --> 00:32:54,196
Kneel before me.
616
00:32:55,364 --> 00:32:57,240
Bring the dog, please.
617
00:32:57,574 --> 00:33:00,744
Right here before me
we have a sinner, Lord,
618
00:33:00,870 --> 00:33:03,622
who's ready to
accept you into her heart.
619
00:33:03,706 --> 00:33:08,043
Cleanse her heart of sickness
and her mind of filth.
620
00:33:08,418 --> 00:33:09,586
Yeah, I'm still seeing filth.
621
00:33:09,712 --> 00:33:12,339
Concentrate!
Dear Lord, I ask you today
622
00:33:12,422 --> 00:33:17,011
to help this sinner find a life
of family, a life of rightness.
623
00:33:17,135 --> 00:33:20,806
We're gonna make her pure
and whole and good again.
624
00:33:20,890 --> 00:33:25,101
As I lay my hand on this child's
head, right here, right now,
625
00:33:25,227 --> 00:33:28,689
I ask you Lord, help her.
Help her become...
626
00:33:29,523 --> 00:33:32,067
...gay, Lord, no more!
627
00:33:35,905 --> 00:33:37,990
I don't feel any different.
628
00:33:39,241 --> 00:33:43,620
Wait, let me try picturing the
2008 US Women's Soccer Team,
629
00:33:43,746 --> 00:33:44,914
that usually works.
630
00:33:45,039 --> 00:33:46,040
Okay.
631
00:33:49,585 --> 00:33:51,169
Kick it, kick it!
632
00:33:51,962 --> 00:33:56,008
Wait. Wait, I don't feel anything.
I don't feel anything!
633
00:33:56,091 --> 00:33:58,301
It worked. I don't like this.
Change me back!
634
00:33:58,427 --> 00:34:00,637
Don't leave me here like this.
Don't leave me straight!
635
00:34:00,763 --> 00:34:01,931
Thank you. Thank you.
636
00:34:02,056 --> 00:34:03,223
Change me back!
637
00:34:05,100 --> 00:34:06,268
Hey, Trish.
638
00:34:06,435 --> 00:34:07,603
Hey, what's up?
639
00:34:09,605 --> 00:34:11,690
Yo, Nichols,
I know you're probably not
640
00:34:11,815 --> 00:34:13,901
supposed to talk to
me and everything,
641
00:34:13,984 --> 00:34:18,113
but could you do me a solid and
tell Red I'm gonna make it right?
642
00:34:18,614 --> 00:34:19,656
Yeah, okay.
643
00:34:19,782 --> 00:34:24,078
You tell her that
we're gonna be square
644
00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:26,705
'cause I'm gonna
figure something out.
645
00:34:30,626 --> 00:34:32,086
Jesus Christ.
646
00:34:32,335 --> 00:34:34,838
Ladies! Time to report
to your work details.
647
00:34:35,923 --> 00:34:37,466
Those of you
with prior approval
648
00:34:37,591 --> 00:34:39,134
can make your way
to the front entrance
649
00:34:39,217 --> 00:34:40,719
to meet today's special guests.
650
00:34:40,886 --> 00:34:42,888
Showtime. Am I right?
Yeah, yeah!
651
00:34:42,972 --> 00:34:44,514
Hey!
652
00:34:44,807 --> 00:34:47,017
Walk. In orderly fashion.
653
00:34:54,691 --> 00:34:56,902
That's the cafeteria,
you don't wanna go up there.
654
00:34:56,986 --> 00:34:58,403
Stay right around here.
655
00:34:58,570 --> 00:35:01,197
Hey. What the fuck do
you think you're doing?
656
00:35:01,323 --> 00:35:03,617
I'm going to see the kids.
They said I could come.
657
00:35:03,700 --> 00:35:05,119
Oh, did they?
658
00:35:05,201 --> 00:35:07,997
Yeah. Plus, I get out
of work, so it's cool.
659
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:10,457
You can't even keep
your fucking eyes open.
660
00:35:10,540 --> 00:35:12,084
It's my fault for trusting
a stupid fucking
661
00:35:12,167 --> 00:35:14,252
junkie moron idiot.
What are you doing?
662
00:35:14,336 --> 00:35:15,629
Just stay in here.
663
00:35:15,712 --> 00:35:18,007
You don't have to go to work.
Just stay out of sight.
664
00:35:18,090 --> 00:35:20,009
What am I
supposed to do in here?
665
00:35:20,175 --> 00:35:21,551
Take a nap.
666
00:35:27,766 --> 00:35:30,144
I don't understand. What is
it you're trying to pay for?
667
00:35:30,268 --> 00:35:31,353
These headphones.
668
00:35:31,478 --> 00:35:32,521
Yeah, we don't sell those.
669
00:35:32,646 --> 00:35:34,857
But you did two years ago.
670
00:35:35,357 --> 00:35:38,234
I borrowed them from you,
when I didn't have the money,
671
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:40,904
but I do now,
so I want to settle my debt.
672
00:35:41,488 --> 00:35:44,033
Let me get the manager.
673
00:36:02,134 --> 00:36:04,427
Listen, I told you
not to come in here.
674
00:36:04,553 --> 00:36:07,556
But I'm here to pay you for
something I haven't paid for yet.
675
00:36:07,723 --> 00:36:09,474
I owe you for
these headphones, yo.
676
00:36:09,558 --> 00:36:11,226
Just go.
677
00:36:11,393 --> 00:36:13,062
No, no. I'm no thief.
I settle my debts.
678
00:36:13,228 --> 00:36:15,105
Just go before I call the cops.
679
00:36:15,230 --> 00:36:16,982
Sam.
What?
680
00:36:17,066 --> 00:36:18,546
I saw her take one
of those necklaces.
681
00:36:18,608 --> 00:36:22,071
No, I'm gonna pay for that later, you know.
But first things first.
682
00:36:22,154 --> 00:36:25,407
So what do we just say, it's
$20, and we call it even?
683
00:36:25,574 --> 00:36:27,409
That necklace doesn't
even cost that much.
684
00:36:27,534 --> 00:36:29,703
Isn't for the necklace.
It's for the headphones.
685
00:36:29,786 --> 00:36:31,246
Sara, don't let her leave.
686
00:36:31,371 --> 00:36:32,831
You don't let her leave.
687
00:36:32,998 --> 00:36:34,791
I don't get paid enough.
688
00:36:36,501 --> 00:36:37,836
Hey! Where you going?
689
00:36:38,170 --> 00:36:39,295
Nowhere.
690
00:36:42,257 --> 00:36:43,550
She steal something?
691
00:36:43,675 --> 00:36:45,010
I'm not sure.
692
00:36:56,146 --> 00:36:58,440
Inmates, say hello.
693
00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:07,157
What's up?
694
00:37:07,282 --> 00:37:10,119
What's your name? What's
your fucking name? Rebecca.
695
00:37:10,202 --> 00:37:13,496
Here we go. You ready to
see some Shakespeare shit?
696
00:37:13,622 --> 00:37:16,374
What the fuck you smiling for?
What are you, some kind of clown?
697
00:37:16,541 --> 00:37:17,793
What the fuck you smiling for?
698
00:37:17,918 --> 00:37:21,379
You think this is a joke? Do I
look like a fucking joke to you?
699
00:37:21,463 --> 00:37:24,633
You wouldn't make it one goddamn
night in here, you understand...
700
00:37:24,716 --> 00:37:27,343
"You common cry of
curs whose breath
701
00:37:27,469 --> 00:37:30,139
"I hate as reek
o' the rotten fens,
702
00:37:30,305 --> 00:37:35,310
"whose loves I prize as the
dead carcasses of unburied men
703
00:37:35,435 --> 00:37:38,147
"that do corrupt my air!"
704
00:37:41,650 --> 00:37:45,487
Thank you. And thank you.
705
00:37:45,737 --> 00:37:47,156
Speak up!
Rebecca!
706
00:37:47,322 --> 00:37:49,116
Oh? Oh!
707
00:37:49,199 --> 00:37:51,285
You trying to cop a fuckin'
attitude with me now?
708
00:37:51,367 --> 00:37:52,619
No, I just...
What?
709
00:37:52,702 --> 00:37:54,454
You said speak up, so...
Don't fucking play with me!
710
00:37:54,621 --> 00:37:55,831
Don't play with her!
711
00:37:56,623 --> 00:37:58,667
Why? Smarten up.
This is for real!
712
00:37:58,792 --> 00:37:59,876
Goals!
713
00:38:00,002 --> 00:38:01,253
What, you quiet now?
714
00:38:01,336 --> 00:38:04,673
You don't got a joke to tell, clown?
You don't got a joke to tell?
715
00:38:04,756 --> 00:38:06,424
You're a fucking smoking clown.
716
00:38:06,549 --> 00:38:08,260
What you gonna
tell jokes and juggle?
717
00:38:08,343 --> 00:38:10,345
Get your hands off
my fuckin' pussy.
718
00:38:10,428 --> 00:38:12,514
You wanna touch it?
You wanna touch it for real?
719
00:38:12,681 --> 00:38:14,516
So, wassup?
You think you tough,
720
00:38:14,641 --> 00:38:16,518
'cause you in
a wheelchair and shit?
721
00:38:16,601 --> 00:38:17,602
No.
722
00:38:17,978 --> 00:38:19,395
Well, you know what I'm saying,
723
00:38:19,521 --> 00:38:21,523
ain't no wheelchair
ramps in prison, right?
724
00:38:21,648 --> 00:38:23,128
Ain't nobody gonna
be holding no doors
725
00:38:23,150 --> 00:38:24,526
open for you
and shit up in here.
726
00:38:24,651 --> 00:38:25,861
I don't need nobody
to hold doors for me.
727
00:38:25,986 --> 00:38:27,988
I can do anything
anybody else can do.
728
00:38:29,990 --> 00:38:31,491
My bad. That's cool.
You know what I'm sayin'?
729
00:38:31,574 --> 00:38:32,951
I didn't mean you
couldn't do stuff...
730
00:38:33,035 --> 00:38:35,537
They told me I
couldn't rob a liquor store,
731
00:38:35,954 --> 00:38:38,040
'cause I'm a roller.
But I showed them.
732
00:38:38,123 --> 00:38:39,374
Get your face down! Don't
look at me in the eye!
733
00:38:39,457 --> 00:38:40,876
All right, well, you know,
734
00:38:41,001 --> 00:38:43,086
that's not something you
need to prove to everybody.
735
00:38:43,212 --> 00:38:47,216
They told me I couldn't gang bang.
And now I got my own gang.
736
00:38:47,299 --> 00:38:51,469
Of handicapped people?
Yo, listen, that's not...
737
00:38:51,553 --> 00:38:54,181
You're just gonna make things
harder for yourself, man.
738
00:38:54,306 --> 00:38:57,309
How many of y'all is it?
Y'all just roll up on people?
739
00:38:57,517 --> 00:38:59,978
This isn't enough. We aren't
helping these kids enough.
740
00:39:00,062 --> 00:39:02,605
Are you sure?
Most of them are crying.
741
00:39:02,731 --> 00:39:04,733
No child left behind.
742
00:39:05,525 --> 00:39:08,528
Where's Tricia? I requested her.
I don't know.
743
00:39:08,945 --> 00:39:10,906
Find her.
It'll be good for them
744
00:39:11,073 --> 00:39:12,991
to get scared by
someone their own age.
745
00:39:16,536 --> 00:39:18,580
Receive the Lord!
746
00:39:19,748 --> 00:39:21,416
Can I get an Amen?
Amen!
747
00:39:21,499 --> 00:39:23,752
Can I get another Amen?
Amen! Amen!
748
00:39:29,758 --> 00:39:33,929
Yeah! The Lord is
speaking to me right now
749
00:39:34,012 --> 00:39:36,598
and he is gonna heal
you of that eczema!
750
00:39:37,432 --> 00:39:40,769
I can't even... This is, this is evil.
This is evil.
751
00:39:40,936 --> 00:39:43,438
No. This is divine
retribution.
752
00:39:44,606 --> 00:39:46,649
I'm gonna pee in my pants.
753
00:39:46,775 --> 00:39:48,610
Now when I say Jesus loves
you, you say, "Yes!"
754
00:39:48,693 --> 00:39:50,612
Jesus loves you!
Yes!
755
00:39:50,695 --> 00:39:52,114
Does Jesus love you?
Yes!
756
00:39:52,239 --> 00:39:53,573
Does Jesus love me?
Yes!
757
00:39:53,656 --> 00:39:56,618
Holy fuck! I wish we could
put this shit on YouTube.
758
00:39:56,701 --> 00:39:59,079
Yeah, it's funny. Hey, have
you seen Tricia Miller?
759
00:39:59,288 --> 00:40:02,832
Miller. Huh. No. Why?
760
00:40:03,125 --> 00:40:05,001
She was supposed to be on the
tour and she's not at work.
761
00:40:05,127 --> 00:40:06,586
I better radio in.
No, no!
762
00:40:06,669 --> 00:40:10,548
You know what, I did see her. She just
stepped off to go to the bathroom.
763
00:40:10,799 --> 00:40:13,551
I'll send her your way as
soon as she comes back. Okay.
764
00:40:13,635 --> 00:40:15,220
Yep! You got it.
765
00:40:15,304 --> 00:40:17,597
Can I get some love?
Can I hear the word love?
766
00:40:17,722 --> 00:40:18,765
Love!
Love!
767
00:40:20,642 --> 00:40:22,227
Take a look.
This is where you shower.
768
00:40:22,311 --> 00:40:24,146
Does this look like a nice
place to take a shower?
769
00:40:24,229 --> 00:40:26,481
Uh-uh. Shit, it's super
fungus all up in here.
770
00:40:26,606 --> 00:40:28,817
My feet be itching
ever since I got here.
771
00:40:28,900 --> 00:40:31,153
Itching all the livelong day.
772
00:40:33,363 --> 00:40:34,990
Um, hello?
773
00:40:36,241 --> 00:40:39,453
Itchy feet not the only thing
you gotta worry about, right?
774
00:40:39,995 --> 00:40:40,996
Tell 'em, Chapman.
775
00:40:41,163 --> 00:40:42,164
Tell them what?
776
00:40:42,331 --> 00:40:44,958
Tell 'em what happens when you
drop a bar of soap in prison.
777
00:40:45,041 --> 00:40:47,836
You know, I don't really think
that that stereotype applies here.
778
00:40:48,503 --> 00:40:49,671
Oh, yes, it does.
779
00:40:51,173 --> 00:40:52,882
Well, okay.
But I use body wash.
780
00:40:53,008 --> 00:40:54,717
To molest people with?
781
00:40:55,969 --> 00:40:58,263
Man, this is a joke! You all
just putting on a show.
782
00:40:58,347 --> 00:41:00,307
Yo, keep laughing, little kid.
783
00:41:00,390 --> 00:41:02,642
Shut up real quick
once Chapman gets you.
784
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:07,981
That's right.
Chapman a stone cold lesbian
785
00:41:08,064 --> 00:41:10,108
and she put you
through your paces.
786
00:41:10,192 --> 00:41:11,693
Why am I
the stone cold lesbian?
787
00:41:11,818 --> 00:41:13,320
Lesbionic.
788
00:41:14,321 --> 00:41:15,364
Chapman!
789
00:41:22,662 --> 00:41:24,331
It's for the children.
790
00:41:31,546 --> 00:41:32,922
Fuck. Fuck!
791
00:41:37,260 --> 00:41:39,429
All right, shitstain,
up and at 'em.
792
00:41:43,308 --> 00:41:44,600
What the fuck?
793
00:41:50,648 --> 00:41:54,027
Hey! Hey! Fuck!
794
00:42:03,828 --> 00:42:05,580
Shit. Shit.
795
00:42:14,506 --> 00:42:18,260
See that fuckin' toilet? No door
on the motherfuckin' stall?
796
00:42:18,385 --> 00:42:19,594
That sound like fun to you?
797
00:42:20,095 --> 00:42:23,306
You got to use the bathroom,
everybody see.
798
00:42:23,432 --> 00:42:25,767
Even if it's number two.
Yeah.
799
00:42:25,892 --> 00:42:30,439
One, two, three,
it don't matter in prison.
800
00:42:30,730 --> 00:42:31,940
I don't care.
801
00:42:32,065 --> 00:42:34,025
You don't care?
I don't care.
802
00:42:34,150 --> 00:42:35,951
All right, all right,
I've had enough of this.
803
00:42:36,027 --> 00:42:37,779
You think this is a joke?
Do you?
804
00:42:37,904 --> 00:42:39,114
Yeah, kind of.
805
00:42:39,281 --> 00:42:44,202
How 'bout you spend the night here?
Just you and Chapman.
806
00:42:45,454 --> 00:42:46,746
You like that?
807
00:42:46,829 --> 00:42:49,583
Yeah, you get that
wet Chapman treatment.
808
00:42:50,833 --> 00:42:52,502
Whatever.
Whatever?
809
00:42:52,627 --> 00:42:53,962
Whatever!
Fuck you.
810
00:42:54,129 --> 00:42:56,256
All right, let's go.
811
00:42:57,299 --> 00:43:01,303
Not you. You stay here.
You stay here.
812
00:43:01,803 --> 00:43:04,680
Chapman.
Have a nice lunch.
813
00:43:05,890 --> 00:43:08,810
You know, I'm not even
fully like that. Ha!
814
00:43:08,935 --> 00:43:12,314
"Little honor to
be much believed."
815
00:43:13,773 --> 00:43:16,734
So what, now's the part
where you try to scare me?
816
00:43:17,110 --> 00:43:21,030
No. No, I really,
I don't want to scare you.
817
00:43:21,197 --> 00:43:24,451
But believe me,
you don't want to be in here.
818
00:43:24,659 --> 00:43:26,911
Don't touch me!
Dyke faggot bitch!
819
00:43:34,836 --> 00:43:36,879
Excuse me?
You heard me.
820
00:43:37,422 --> 00:43:38,673
What's your name again?
821
00:43:38,756 --> 00:43:40,342
Dina.
Dina.
822
00:43:41,343 --> 00:43:42,636
That's a pretty name.
823
00:43:44,513 --> 00:43:47,849
You know, I could tell you a lot of
things that would scare you, Dina.
824
00:43:48,183 --> 00:43:50,384
I could tell you that I'm gonna
make you my prison bitch,
825
00:43:50,519 --> 00:43:52,687
I could tell you that I'm gonna
make you my house mouse,
826
00:43:52,770 --> 00:43:55,730
that I will have sex with you even if
we don't have an emotional connection.
827
00:43:55,857 --> 00:43:58,318
That I'm gonna do to you what the
spring does with the cherry trees,
828
00:43:58,401 --> 00:44:00,153
but in a prison way.
829
00:44:01,154 --> 00:44:02,489
Pablo Neruda.
830
00:44:04,073 --> 00:44:05,700
But why bother?
831
00:44:07,494 --> 00:44:08,786
You're too tough, right?
832
00:44:09,371 --> 00:44:11,373
Yeah, I know how easy
it is to convince yourself
833
00:44:11,540 --> 00:44:13,542
you're something
that you're not.
834
00:44:14,376 --> 00:44:18,213
You could do that on the outside.
You can just keep moving.
835
00:44:18,713 --> 00:44:22,300
Keep yourself so busy you don't
have to face who you really are.
836
00:44:23,468 --> 00:44:24,469
But...
837
00:44:29,807 --> 00:44:31,059
...you're weak.
838
00:44:32,686 --> 00:44:34,270
Back the fuck off me.
839
00:44:37,899 --> 00:44:41,861
I'm like you, Dina.
I'm weak, too.
840
00:44:43,488 --> 00:44:46,449
I can't get through this
without somebody to touch,
841
00:44:46,575 --> 00:44:48,284
without somebody to love.
842
00:44:50,245 --> 00:44:51,954
Is that because
sex numbs the pain?
843
00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:53,831
Or is it because I'm
some evil fuck-monster?
844
00:44:53,915 --> 00:44:54,999
I don't know.
845
00:44:55,083 --> 00:44:59,212
But I do know, I was somebody
before I came in here.
846
00:45:00,171 --> 00:45:03,757
I was somebody with a life
that I chose for myself.
847
00:45:04,384 --> 00:45:09,556
And now, now it's just about getting
through the day without crying.
848
00:45:10,599 --> 00:45:14,686
And I'm scared.
I'm still scared.
849
00:45:16,688 --> 00:45:21,401
I'm scared that I'm not myself in
here, and I'm scared that I am.
850
00:45:21,943 --> 00:45:24,279
Other people aren't the
scariest part of prison, Dina,
851
00:45:24,946 --> 00:45:28,116
it's coming face-to-face
with who you really are.
852
00:45:28,950 --> 00:45:30,826
Because once you're
behind these walls,
853
00:45:30,952 --> 00:45:33,288
there's nowhere to run,
even if you could run.
854
00:45:34,372 --> 00:45:36,790
The truth catches up
with you in here, Dina.
855
00:45:38,084 --> 00:45:41,337
And it's the truth that's
gonna make you her bitch.
856
00:45:54,934 --> 00:45:57,687
Damn. You cold.
857
00:45:57,979 --> 00:45:59,648
Bitches gots to learn.
858
00:46:05,570 --> 00:46:07,863
All right, listen up!
859
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:22,211
Oh, fuck.
860
00:46:45,610 --> 00:46:47,069
Hey, Doggett.
861
00:46:48,988 --> 00:46:51,199
I think there's a soul in the
bathroom that needs saving.
862
00:46:51,533 --> 00:46:52,575
Constipation?
863
00:46:52,701 --> 00:46:54,369
No, this girl needs a miracle.
864
00:47:00,041 --> 00:47:02,418
All right.
What have we learned today?
865
00:47:02,711 --> 00:47:04,462
Don't go to prison.
That's right.
866
00:47:04,546 --> 00:47:06,130
Or what happens?
867
00:47:06,297 --> 00:47:07,674
We'll have to
live here with you.
868
00:47:07,799 --> 00:47:09,133
That's right.
869
00:47:09,217 --> 00:47:11,260
And respect your parents,
you hear.
870
00:47:11,386 --> 00:47:12,928
And stay away from that bud.
871
00:47:13,054 --> 00:47:14,639
And clean your rooms.
872
00:47:15,097 --> 00:47:17,851
And don't embezzle,
or illegally download media.
873
00:47:18,351 --> 00:47:20,019
Uh, yeah.
874
00:47:29,237 --> 00:47:32,323
We know you're good kids. You're
not gonna make the same mistakes.
875
00:47:32,615 --> 00:47:34,456
- We believe in you.
- Please leave me alone!
876
00:47:34,534 --> 00:47:35,827
Jesus!
877
00:47:36,202 --> 00:47:38,242
- Nobody move! Nobody move!
- Get off of me! Help!
878
00:47:38,329 --> 00:47:41,875
Lord, I call on you right now
to make this child walk again!
879
00:47:42,041 --> 00:47:44,960
Make her walk again, sweet Lord.
Work through me...
880
00:47:45,086 --> 00:47:48,256
Hey! Hey,
get off of her! Get off her.
881
00:47:48,339 --> 00:47:49,965
Jesus has sent me
to help... Ow!
882
00:47:52,510 --> 00:47:56,055
Lord, they're blinding me!
I am your martyr!
883
00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:01,644
What's going on?
884
00:48:01,770 --> 00:48:02,771
All right, settle down.
885
00:48:03,104 --> 00:48:06,775
This is Bell. We have a situation
in the E-Dorm bathroom.
886
00:48:06,900 --> 00:48:09,943
Unruly inmate restrained and
in need of escort to Psych.
887
00:48:10,111 --> 00:48:11,279
Is this real?
888
00:48:11,446 --> 00:48:12,614
I am terminating the tour.
889
00:48:12,739 --> 00:48:15,199
I will proceed with the children
to the main entrance. Copy?
890
00:48:15,784 --> 00:48:18,202
Bell, this is Fischer.
891
00:48:18,286 --> 00:48:20,162
Copy that, but...
What?
892
00:48:20,371 --> 00:48:22,051
Don't bring the kids
down Corridor B, okay?
893
00:48:22,498 --> 00:48:23,625
What? Why?
894
00:48:23,957 --> 00:48:24,958
Um...
895
00:48:25,543 --> 00:48:27,670
We have a situation
down here, too.
896
00:48:29,756 --> 00:48:33,967
Back it up.
Back it up. Come on.
897
00:48:46,188 --> 00:48:48,982
There's a lot of touching
going on down there.
898
00:48:49,108 --> 00:48:50,819
Healy, now is not the time.
899
00:48:50,944 --> 00:48:52,654
Ladies,
let's break it up.
900
00:48:53,321 --> 00:48:54,823
I just saw her.
901
00:48:57,032 --> 00:48:58,827
We all just saw her.
902
00:49:08,628 --> 00:49:11,172
Copy that, we
have Cellblock D on lockdown...
903
00:49:45,373 --> 00:49:46,791
Red?
904
00:50:02,557 --> 00:50:06,227
It's my fault.
I turned her away.
905
00:50:06,644 --> 00:50:08,730
No. This is not on you.
906
00:50:08,813 --> 00:50:11,482
I didn't mean
she was out forever.
907
00:50:12,107 --> 00:50:14,276
I just wanted to
teach her a lesson.
908
00:50:19,072 --> 00:50:20,616
I thought she was stronger.
909
00:50:20,950 --> 00:50:24,579
She was. She didn't
hang herself. She OD'd.
910
00:50:24,704 --> 00:50:26,784
I saw her wobbling around
the cafeteria this morning.
911
00:50:28,541 --> 00:50:31,168
So she killed herself
a different way.
912
00:50:31,252 --> 00:50:33,462
I'm the one responsible.
913
00:50:33,588 --> 00:50:37,550
No! This isn't on you.
It's on me.
914
00:50:39,552 --> 00:50:42,430
I'm the one who finked to
Pornstache about Neptune.
915
00:50:43,639 --> 00:50:45,433
I'm the reason the drugs
are still comin' in.
916
00:50:49,604 --> 00:50:50,688
Why?
917
00:50:53,148 --> 00:50:56,527
Oh, God. I don't know.
918
00:50:58,071 --> 00:51:01,824
I was just mad at you
for always shitting on me.
919
00:51:02,075 --> 00:51:03,576
I only sent Tricia to detox
920
00:51:03,659 --> 00:51:05,828
because I thought they would
start an investigation.
921
00:51:06,119 --> 00:51:08,205
To put an end to all of this.
922
00:51:08,372 --> 00:51:09,791
I didn't know that.
923
00:51:13,002 --> 00:51:14,629
You were right to not trust me.
924
00:51:15,088 --> 00:51:18,800
Nicky, I trust you
more than anyone.
925
00:51:19,842 --> 00:51:21,176
I always have.
926
00:51:21,343 --> 00:51:23,136
I do now more than ever.
927
00:51:23,387 --> 00:51:26,724
Now? You got shit in
your ears or something?
928
00:51:26,808 --> 00:51:28,977
I betrayed you.
929
00:51:29,102 --> 00:51:30,645
I know.
930
00:51:33,648 --> 00:51:35,148
And that's why I trust you.
931
00:51:35,274 --> 00:51:37,026
Because I know you'll
do whatever it takes
932
00:51:37,150 --> 00:51:39,320
to make things right.
For Tricia.
933
00:51:39,654 --> 00:51:43,491
I was stupid to think this prison
would ever look into things.
934
00:51:44,450 --> 00:51:48,997
Even if they caught Pornstache
stuffing drugs down her throat,
935
00:51:49,122 --> 00:51:51,958
they'd do anything
to avoid a scandal.
936
00:51:53,960 --> 00:51:55,920
It's up to us now, Nicky.
937
00:51:56,337 --> 00:51:57,418
What are you talking about?
938
00:51:57,505 --> 00:51:59,298
You know what
I'm talking about.
939
00:52:03,511 --> 00:52:05,471
I'm talking about Mendez.
940
00:52:07,222 --> 00:52:09,350
I want that motherfucker.
941
00:52:10,351 --> 00:52:13,855
I want that motherfucker
taken out.
942
00:52:14,650 --> 00:52:25,214
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