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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Don't fucking touch it.
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We'll take care
of it from here.
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This shit better be
spotless when I get back.
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Here you go. It's okay.
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Wow. It's tight in here
with three people, huh?
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Tell me how it's also dark at
night and cold in the snow.
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Hey, hey, you're gonna need
to clean that up.
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That's all you gotta say to
the mother of your child?
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You have to be quiet, please.
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I'm sorry. Are you okay?
Can I do anything or...
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So what do you want? Hurry it up.
It fucking stinks in here.
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I have a plan. It's
a pretty good one, I think.
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You see, I told you.
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So there's this
thing called furlough,
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where they grant an inmate
temporary leave...
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I know what furlough is.
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They don't actually give
that shit to anyone. Ever.
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It's rare, yes.
But my uncle knows the warden.
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I think we can make an appeal.
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For the love of your poor,
long-suffering grandma.
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Mama Lourdes?
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Ay, Mama Lourdes is so mean,
she's gonna outlive all of us.
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He's talking about a fake
abuela, who's really sick.
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Then fake abuela fake dies.
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And you get to leave for the
weekend to go to her fake funeral.
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What's that have to
do with the baby?
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Ay, Dios mio, between
the two of yous,
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this child's gonna be
100% retard. I swear.
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When you start to show
and we can't hide it anymore,
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we tell everyone
that you got your pussy
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fucked while you
were on furlough.
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Peg-leg Pete here gets to keep his
job and no one knows shit. Get it?
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Yo, that shit is smart.
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Thanks.
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But it ain't never gonna work.
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Like you're the first person
who ever tried this game.
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Well, it's all we have, right?
So, I'll submit it today.
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Just do your best
to hide the puking.
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Hi.
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Larry Bloom. I'm here
for Urban Tales.
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Great. You can have a seat.
Maury's not quite ready for you.
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Can I get you anything while you wait?
Water? Coffee?
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Sir?
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Sorry... Yes. Water,
please. Would be great.
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Got to keep the vocal
chords hydrated, you know?
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Too eager?
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Just a little.
Okay. Thank you.
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You here for Urban Tales?
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I am, yeah. Ben Palmer.
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Larry Bloom.
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Does your boyfriend
live far away?
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My fiancee is in prison.
She's a she. She's a girl.
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The cardigan threw me.
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So, prison? That's gotta be
some rough stuff, huh?
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Yeah.
It's very difficult.
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How about you?
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My husband's a scientist down
at McMurdo in Antarctica.
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So, it's a different
kind of prison.
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Jeez. Yeah, that's like, as
long distance as you can get.
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Haven't seen him
in almost two years.
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Where's your fiancee locked up?
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She's upstate.
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I get to see her,
you know, pretty often.
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Ready, guys?
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It's gonna be a great show.
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I'm sorry...
Okay. Thanks.
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Hey, heard your dude's
gonna be on the radio tomorrow.
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What? Where did
you hear that?
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Well, a little birdie who listens to
NPR in her transport van told me.
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You didn't know?
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No, I had no idea.
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I have not been able to get
in touch with him for a week.
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Maybe he's cheating
on me with Maury Kind.
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Oh. Then you'd both be gay.
So post-modern.
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You know, it's like
the sole purpose
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of these things is
to end up tangled.
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Why has no one
figured out a solution yet?
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All right, Seinfeld.
Calm down.
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You in a hurry to
hang yourself with it?
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Less than 24 hours
and you're making a joke?
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Someone is dead.
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Jesus Christ. You having
your red dot special?
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Communists in your
funhouse? Crimson tide?
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Okay, perfect.
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By all means, attribute my legitimate
feelings of sadness to menses.
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You really just say menses?
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That's gross.
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You're gross.
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Great comeback.
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Excuse me, inmate?
What did you say to me?
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Hey, Chapman. Oh!
Pick your battles.
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Didn't your vacation on the sunny
island of SHU teach you anything?
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Are they really not gonna
have a memorial for her?
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Are you kidding?
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The administration cares about
burying the story, not her.
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Well, fuck that.
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Everybody deserves a funeral. I'm
gonna organize something for her.
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You barely knew her.
What are you doing?
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I'm untangling.
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Have you ever seriously
considered suicide?
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What are you?
One of those hippy-dippy docs?
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Like, if I told you I was
dreaming about a pineapple
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you would ask me if I wanna
have sex with my mama? Hmm?
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Have you experienced
any of the following
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during the last two weeks?
Anxiety?
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Of course I've
experienced anxiety.
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You think this is an easy job?
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Having to heal the whole world
with just these 10 fingers.
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It's a lot of pressure.
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Loss of appetite?
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What does that have to do with anything?
Hmm? Doc?
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You know, it's people like you
that give America a bad name.
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You all go squawking around talking
about guns being dangerous,
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when all you want to do is shove
pills down people's throats.
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When all they need is
just a little bit of faith.
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Ask me about my appetite. Why? Because
I'm just naturally kind of skinny?
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Miss Doggett, if you could
please just answer the question.
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I have answered the question.
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I'm not crazy. I'm chosen.
There's a difference.
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Now, if you just let
me out of this cage,
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we can both get
back to our jobs.
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Please?
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You've stated that you believe God is
speaking to you and allowing you...
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I don't have
to believe, Doc. I know.
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Why don't you just go ask
some of the other girls?
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They're all gonna tell you.
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I've been healing ailments left and right.
Miracle. There's proof.
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These hallucinations
you've been having...
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I'm not having
fucking hallucinations!
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I don't belong in here!
Come on!
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Miss Doggett...
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I'm not a freaking animal,
get me out!
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Miss Doggett,
when you calm down
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I will get you on a sedative,
take you to a nice room...
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I don't need any sedatives!
Jesus has my back!
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Please! Doc!
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Doc, come back!
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An inmate is dead and a crippled
delinquent was attacked.
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What happened yesterday
was an epic fuckup, people.
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All of you better get
on your knees tonight
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and pray that none of those kids'
families sue the shit out of the DOC,
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because we're all out
of a job if they do.
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You think she's gonna get
on her knees tonight?
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Something funny, gentlemen?
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Hi. I was just wondering,
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is there gonna be an investigation
into Miller's death?
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Our manual says that
the FBI is supposed
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to be informed
anytime there's...
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This was
a clear-cut suicide case.
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There's nothing to investigate.
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The body was cremated.
May she rest in peace.
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So, the warden has asked us to draft
a memo to distribute to the inmates,
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telling them that we care, the
services that are available, etc.
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You've got to be kidding me.
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I'm sorry, but how is this a
good use of our time, exactly?
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Excuse me?
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I don't know about the rest of
you, but I've got real work to do.
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Sit down.
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Unless you want me
to tell the warden
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that you refused
to participate.
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So, who wants to begin?
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We should offer our
condolences, right?
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Insurance companies
always tell you not
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to apologize when
you're in an accident.
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Admits fault.
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Just say,
"Being locked up sucks.
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"But that's no
reason to hang yourself,
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"slit your wrists or chug
10 bottles of NyQuil."
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Mendez out.
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You think a dead prisoner
is a joke, Mendez?
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Something to make light of?
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Let me be clear.
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When these women are at
Litchfield, they're in our care.
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And yesterday, we failed.
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A girl died because of us.
All of us.
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So quit fucking around and
show some goddamn humanity.
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Heavy stuff, huh?
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Yeah. It's so hard
to believe.
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What are you doing tonight?
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Nothing. Probably gonna watch
some SportsCenter, hit the hay.
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You want to...
Want to get a drink?
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You know I would,
I have a thing...
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Come on.
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Don't be a pussy. One drink.
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You can watch your gay
sports show tomorrow.
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Yeah. All right. Cool.
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See you in the parking lot.
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Hey. I wanna order some of that ginger gum.
I got some commissary credit.
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There's ginger
ale at commissary.
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No, I tried that shit. I got
a really bad stomach thing.
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What's my name?
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What?
I said, what's my name?
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I don't know.
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Exactly. All day long it's,
"Get me this, get me that."
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There are,
what, 250 women in here?
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Is it that hard to know my name?
I bet you know Red's name.
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We can't help you.
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What?
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Look, I don't mean no problems.
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Gloria said I
should ask in here.
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No problem. Gina's a sensitive little
squirrel when she's on the rag.
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Your daughter's pregnant, yes?
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What? No.
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There's this stomach
thing going around.
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She hasn't eaten in weeks.
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She's nauseous all the time but
still has a glow on her skin.
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It's none of your business.
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You bring it into my kitchen,
you make it my business.
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Okay, Sherlock.
Yes. You got it.
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You're out
of bounds, inmate!
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Get the fuck out of here.
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Hey, what's your sign?
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Yo! My sign is get your ass up
and help me with this shit.
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You don't wanna know what the
planets have in store for you,
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that's your business.
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Man, the planets have
jail in store for me.
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And some more of the same
tomorrow, and the day after that.
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Yeah.
Aries.
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All right.
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"It might be an excellent
time to take a trip
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"or see a new
part of the world.
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"Expand your horizons,
dear Aries."
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Yo!
Expand your horizons, boo.
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Stupid.
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This is for the birds.
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Hate to break it to you, son,
but we the birds.
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If you want me to read yours,
all you had to do was ask.
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What's your sign?
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Taurus.
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Oh, yeah, you a stubborn bull,
all right. Okay.
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"The news that
you've been waiting for
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"might be
delivered in a few days,
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"and will likely be positive.
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"Gather your loved ones around,
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"in case you need extra support
for the changes to come."
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Yo, your appeal.
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I don't think that's
any of your business.
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Excuse me.
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So, what's up? You really
believe in all that stuff?
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Sure do. But this
paper's eight months old.
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What?
Mmm-hmm.
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Oh.
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Okay. Here's some advice,
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00:14:20,245 --> 00:14:22,956
when a girl makes you cum
the way that I do,
246
00:14:23,081 --> 00:14:25,459
you should always act
thrilled to see her.
247
00:14:25,542 --> 00:14:26,626
Stop it.
248
00:14:26,751 --> 00:14:30,297
Okay. You're not in the mood
to banter, I withdraw my bant.
249
00:14:32,715 --> 00:14:33,716
Mmm.
250
00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:37,053
I asked some of the girls to come
help me plan a memorial for Tricia,
251
00:14:37,137 --> 00:14:39,473
nobody showed up.
I don't get it.
252
00:14:39,598 --> 00:14:42,476
I guess I'm the only one who
cares if there is a funeral.
253
00:14:42,559 --> 00:14:45,520
Okay. That's not the most self-involved
thing I've heard you say,
254
00:14:45,645 --> 00:14:47,522
but it's definitely up there.
255
00:14:47,647 --> 00:14:51,234
Please. Alex, will you stop
pretending like nothing happened?
256
00:14:51,443 --> 00:14:54,321
Pipes, you can't force people to
mourn the way you want them to
257
00:14:54,404 --> 00:14:55,489
just because it'll
make you feel better.
258
00:14:55,614 --> 00:14:56,697
That's not what I'm doing.
259
00:14:56,823 --> 00:14:58,158
Really?
No!
260
00:14:58,783 --> 00:15:01,202
'Cause I think we both know that
dealing with emotional chaos
261
00:15:01,328 --> 00:15:03,663
is not one of
your strong suits.
262
00:15:04,164 --> 00:15:08,084
Which is why we're not having an
affair, we're just being human.
263
00:15:08,168 --> 00:15:10,003
And why you are
planning a memorial
264
00:15:10,170 --> 00:15:12,005
for a girl that
you barely knew.
265
00:15:12,088 --> 00:15:13,590
We talked. I did know her.
266
00:15:13,798 --> 00:15:16,176
Did you know her better
than you knew my mom?
267
00:15:21,181 --> 00:15:22,223
That's not fair.
268
00:15:26,102 --> 00:15:27,354
None of it was fair.
269
00:15:30,731 --> 00:15:34,777
Look, life gets
messy sometimes.
270
00:15:36,404 --> 00:15:38,573
You know, you gotta learn
you can't always fix it.
271
00:15:38,657 --> 00:15:44,078
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho.
It's off to work I go. Oh!
272
00:15:44,371 --> 00:15:47,832
Don't mind me, ladies. Just
gonna do a little buffering.
273
00:15:48,625 --> 00:15:50,335
All in a day's work.
274
00:15:54,589 --> 00:15:59,386
♪ Vanilla and vanilla
275
00:15:59,469 --> 00:16:02,639
♪ Swirl, swirl
276
00:16:02,722 --> 00:16:05,308
♪ Swirl, swirl ♪
277
00:16:05,517 --> 00:16:08,395
You know, I don't actually think it's
a swirl if it's the same flavor.
278
00:16:08,478 --> 00:16:10,146
You know, if you
were still my wife,
279
00:16:10,230 --> 00:16:14,150
I would tell you all the time
how much I like your titties.
280
00:16:15,151 --> 00:16:17,571
'Cause girls like that.
281
00:16:18,572 --> 00:16:22,783
And that is
a tip from me to you.
282
00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:25,786
Alex, I miss you.
283
00:16:26,037 --> 00:16:27,539
I don't have time
to wander around
284
00:16:27,664 --> 00:16:29,165
flea markets and drink
cafe au lait with you.
285
00:16:29,332 --> 00:16:31,918
But I'm so cute.
Look how cute I am.
286
00:16:32,502 --> 00:16:35,088
Babe, I'm sorry.
I'm so fucking stressed.
287
00:16:35,171 --> 00:16:37,924
But you're always
so fucking stressed.
288
00:16:38,883 --> 00:16:41,094
I feel like
a pathetic housewife.
289
00:16:44,472 --> 00:16:46,600
Is this our life now?
290
00:16:48,768 --> 00:16:50,562
Hey. Hey.
291
00:16:54,815 --> 00:16:59,529
Let me take you out tonight, okay?
Anywhere you want to go.
292
00:17:01,989 --> 00:17:03,032
Okay?
293
00:17:05,368 --> 00:17:06,453
Okay.
294
00:17:09,414 --> 00:17:10,457
Hey,
295
00:17:12,375 --> 00:17:14,961
would you be up for a trip
to Istanbul this weekend?
296
00:17:15,086 --> 00:17:16,671
Yes! Of course!
297
00:17:16,837 --> 00:17:19,591
Oh, babe, that's great.
Thank you.
298
00:17:19,674 --> 00:17:21,760
I think you should be able to
get there and back in a day,
299
00:17:21,842 --> 00:17:24,095
so you won't even
have to stay overnight.
300
00:17:24,220 --> 00:17:26,473
I'm gonna call and set
up your ticket for you.
301
00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:28,015
Oh, my God.
302
00:17:28,141 --> 00:17:30,268
I thought for a second you
meant we would go together.
303
00:17:30,351 --> 00:17:33,354
Like a vacation.
Like normal people.
304
00:17:33,980 --> 00:17:35,649
I need you to do this.
305
00:17:35,732 --> 00:17:37,609
I wouldn't ask if I
had any another option.
306
00:17:37,692 --> 00:17:41,862
I specifically told you that
I would never do that again.
307
00:17:42,238 --> 00:17:45,366
Jesus, I am so stupid.
308
00:17:45,659 --> 00:17:48,161
I really am. I'm just
another drug mule to you.
309
00:17:48,328 --> 00:17:50,497
You are such
a naive asshole sometimes.
310
00:17:50,580 --> 00:17:51,623
I'm an asshole?
311
00:17:51,706 --> 00:17:54,501
I'm drowning right now and you
won't even consider helping me.
312
00:17:54,668 --> 00:17:57,671
I am done. I can't do this anymore.
I can't be with you.
313
00:17:57,837 --> 00:17:59,506
Are you serious?
Where are you gonna go?
314
00:17:59,631 --> 00:18:01,215
I don't know
where I'm gonna go.
315
00:18:01,341 --> 00:18:02,300
I'm gonna go
back to the States,
316
00:18:02,383 --> 00:18:03,343
where I'm not your errand girl.
317
00:18:03,468 --> 00:18:05,679
I can't believe I didn't see this coming.
How did I not see this...
318
00:18:05,804 --> 00:18:07,645
You know what, I did see this coming.
Years ago.
319
00:18:07,681 --> 00:18:10,433
Rule number one. Don't ever fall
in love with a straight girl.
320
00:18:10,558 --> 00:18:13,936
Is that what you think this is about?
That I like dick?
321
00:18:14,020 --> 00:18:15,740
You know, I guess that
is easier than facing
322
00:18:15,814 --> 00:18:17,482
the fact that you
are a drug dealer.
323
00:18:17,940 --> 00:18:21,194
And it is ruining
everything good in your life.
324
00:18:22,487 --> 00:18:24,572
Don't you dare push this on me.
325
00:18:26,366 --> 00:18:28,576
You knew exactly
what you were getting into.
326
00:18:30,870 --> 00:18:32,872
I thought we were a team.
327
00:18:43,257 --> 00:18:46,636
This shit is weird. Why
aren't we playing dominoes?
328
00:18:48,137 --> 00:18:50,223
And what's she doing here?
329
00:18:53,518 --> 00:18:55,061
You gotta fuck Pornstache.
330
00:18:55,186 --> 00:18:58,898
What the fuck? What are
you even talking about?
331
00:19:01,568 --> 00:19:06,072
If you want to keep your baby and
Bennett, this is the only way.
332
00:19:06,155 --> 00:19:08,575
Otherwise, you don't get both.
333
00:19:09,450 --> 00:19:10,910
You just gotta
get him to fuck you.
334
00:19:10,993 --> 00:19:14,330
Then you go to Caputo, and tell
him that Pornstache raped you,
335
00:19:14,414 --> 00:19:16,123
you got the proof.
336
00:19:16,249 --> 00:19:17,917
The proof is in the pudding,
as they say.
337
00:19:18,376 --> 00:19:20,670
You let soldier boy
dream about his furlough.
338
00:19:20,754 --> 00:19:22,756
It ain't gonna happen.
339
00:19:22,839 --> 00:19:25,049
Girls in here miss
their own mother's funeral.
340
00:19:25,132 --> 00:19:27,252
And I think we all know
your mother's doing just fine.
341
00:19:27,301 --> 00:19:29,345
I don't care.
342
00:19:29,429 --> 00:19:32,640
I won't cheat on John.
I love him.
343
00:19:32,849 --> 00:19:34,058
Of course,
344
00:19:34,141 --> 00:19:36,603
which is exactly why
this is your only option.
345
00:19:37,687 --> 00:19:39,856
We've all known
girls in your situation,
346
00:19:39,980 --> 00:19:42,108
and do you know
what happens to them?
347
00:19:42,233 --> 00:19:45,945
They get punished.
Sent out to the SHU.
348
00:19:46,028 --> 00:19:48,656
Transferred to
maximum security.
349
00:19:48,782 --> 00:19:51,033
And when it comes out that
Bennett is the father,
350
00:19:51,117 --> 00:19:53,244
he'll be arrested
and convicted as
351
00:19:53,369 --> 00:19:55,496
a sex offender and
he'll go to prison, too.
352
00:19:56,623 --> 00:19:58,625
This is bigger than you.
353
00:19:59,208 --> 00:20:02,336
Every decision you make now
affects your family.
354
00:20:03,045 --> 00:20:04,756
Welcome to motherhood.
355
00:20:08,802 --> 00:20:13,765
Even if I say yes, and I'm not,
how would I get him to do it?
356
00:20:14,849 --> 00:20:17,894
You're good at getting guys
to sleep with you, no?
357
00:20:22,356 --> 00:20:25,067
No. Toss those.
358
00:20:25,234 --> 00:20:29,196
Here, I'll take that.
Used it on her corn rows.
359
00:20:29,363 --> 00:20:32,992
You called her "corn hoes"
when she and Mercy started dating.
360
00:20:33,159 --> 00:20:35,954
Yes, well,
that was before she was dead.
361
00:20:36,036 --> 00:20:38,076
Besides, I told Mercy
I'd keep a few things for her.
362
00:20:38,122 --> 00:20:39,373
You talked to Mercy?
363
00:20:39,582 --> 00:20:41,835
Yeah. I mean,
somebody had to talk to her.
364
00:20:41,918 --> 00:20:43,210
That was good of you, Boo.
365
00:20:43,336 --> 00:20:44,337
Yeah.
366
00:20:44,462 --> 00:20:47,298
Remember when Danita tried
to do Trish's corn rows?
367
00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:50,677
Even Black Cindy couldn't
fix that shit. Yeah.
368
00:20:50,844 --> 00:20:53,220
Poor kid. She walked
around looking like
369
00:20:53,346 --> 00:20:55,765
Ursula from
The Little Mermaid for weeks.
370
00:21:01,938 --> 00:21:03,189
You eat.
371
00:21:03,898 --> 00:21:05,065
Thank you.
372
00:21:05,775 --> 00:21:06,860
Fucking Chang.
373
00:21:07,026 --> 00:21:08,147
Who would've thought it, huh?
374
00:21:08,277 --> 00:21:09,529
Yeah.
375
00:21:10,112 --> 00:21:14,450
Hey!
Fresh out of the microwave.
376
00:21:15,827 --> 00:21:16,911
Gracias.
377
00:21:17,036 --> 00:21:18,120
Always thought
Tricia seemed nice.
378
00:21:18,204 --> 00:21:20,289
I mean,
I never talked to her much
379
00:21:20,414 --> 00:21:22,542
or nothing,
but she had a good vibe.
380
00:21:22,750 --> 00:21:23,751
Yeah.
381
00:21:23,877 --> 00:21:25,879
Sucks she hung herself.
382
00:21:27,338 --> 00:21:28,840
I'm really sorry for your loss.
383
00:21:28,923 --> 00:21:30,800
Yeah. Gracias.
384
00:21:32,051 --> 00:21:33,093
Let me smell.
385
00:21:33,219 --> 00:21:34,345
What do you think?
386
00:21:34,554 --> 00:21:36,055
What's up?
387
00:21:36,138 --> 00:21:38,725
Thought y'all could use some
comfort food.
388
00:21:40,018 --> 00:21:41,310
Oh, shit!
389
00:21:43,563 --> 00:21:45,565
You know, I talked to her once
in the food line.
390
00:21:46,774 --> 00:21:48,067
Man, we both hated goulash day.
391
00:21:49,109 --> 00:21:51,612
She pulled off them
rows really nice, too.
392
00:21:51,779 --> 00:21:53,740
Yeah. Well, for a white girl.
393
00:21:53,823 --> 00:21:55,033
Thanks for all of this.
394
00:21:55,241 --> 00:21:56,576
Oh, also...
395
00:22:00,329 --> 00:22:01,330
This.
396
00:22:02,540 --> 00:22:04,000
Holy shit.
397
00:22:04,083 --> 00:22:05,919
Looks like they forgot to turn
these potatoes into chips.
398
00:22:06,044 --> 00:22:07,754
Open that up, shawty.
399
00:22:07,921 --> 00:22:09,672
Shit!
You gotta check this out.
400
00:22:09,797 --> 00:22:12,341
What? Let me see.
What? No fucking way.
401
00:22:13,551 --> 00:22:15,344
Fucking check it out!
402
00:22:16,178 --> 00:22:18,848
You gotta pour one
out for her, right?
403
00:22:21,642 --> 00:22:22,727
Thanks, son.
404
00:22:22,852 --> 00:22:23,937
Yeah.
405
00:22:26,439 --> 00:22:27,857
Looks like we throwing a party.
406
00:22:27,941 --> 00:22:29,191
Fucking-A.
407
00:22:29,692 --> 00:22:32,946
We were having our coffee,
reading the paper.
408
00:22:33,111 --> 00:22:39,452
And all of a sudden there are two huge
guys with badges at our front door.
409
00:22:39,786 --> 00:22:41,287
Piper wasn't even dressed.
410
00:22:41,370 --> 00:22:43,163
You never expect to
be in your pajamas
411
00:22:43,289 --> 00:22:45,123
the moment your
life changes forever.
412
00:22:45,249 --> 00:22:46,667
That's true, isn't it?
413
00:22:46,793 --> 00:22:49,378
At the very least you'd have
underwear on, hopefully.
414
00:22:49,462 --> 00:22:53,299
And how did you feel
once you started to understand
415
00:22:53,382 --> 00:22:55,635
that she'd actually
committed the crime?
416
00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:58,012
That your fiancee was
an indicted criminal?
417
00:22:58,136 --> 00:23:01,307
I was blindsided,
that's for sure.
418
00:23:01,641 --> 00:23:06,395
But it's like anything, eventually
it starts to feel normal.
419
00:23:08,064 --> 00:23:12,652
You figure out the right words to
say to other people. You adjust.
420
00:23:14,152 --> 00:23:17,364
I have to assume that
Piper is much more fortunate
421
00:23:17,490 --> 00:23:19,241
than a lot of
the women in there with her.
422
00:23:19,366 --> 00:23:23,830
You're able to drive up to see
her, you have resources, family.
423
00:23:24,038 --> 00:23:28,668
Yeah. Yeah. We're very lucky.
I see her a lot.
424
00:23:28,835 --> 00:23:30,003
What are your visits like?
425
00:23:30,128 --> 00:23:35,173
Oh, you know. She catches me up
on all the latest prison gossip.
426
00:23:35,299 --> 00:23:37,051
Which is actually
highly entertaining.
427
00:23:37,175 --> 00:23:38,218
Really?
Yeah.
428
00:23:38,344 --> 00:23:41,388
Can you tell us some
of your favorite stories?
429
00:23:42,180 --> 00:23:45,643
Oh, man. Well, I think my
favorite is one of the first.
430
00:23:55,528 --> 00:23:56,529
Ow!
431
00:23:56,737 --> 00:23:58,531
Dandelion! You okay?
432
00:23:59,032 --> 00:24:02,200
No touching.
No touching, okay? I'm fine.
433
00:24:02,702 --> 00:24:04,537
I'm real sorry about that.
434
00:24:04,662 --> 00:24:09,000
There used to be a sign that
said, "Caution. Wet floor."
435
00:24:09,083 --> 00:24:11,002
Really told people
what was going on.
436
00:24:15,297 --> 00:24:17,758
Suzanne, do you think
you could help me up?
437
00:24:18,384 --> 00:24:19,677
It's okay.
438
00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:21,721
Okay. Man. Okay.
439
00:24:23,014 --> 00:24:25,099
Here we go. Okay.
440
00:24:25,223 --> 00:24:26,934
Okay. Okay.
441
00:24:27,060 --> 00:24:30,104
This is my fault.
This is my fault.
442
00:24:30,646 --> 00:24:32,732
My fault. My fault.
443
00:24:32,857 --> 00:24:34,178
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Please, don't,
444
00:24:34,232 --> 00:24:35,526
please, please,
please, don't do that.
445
00:24:35,609 --> 00:24:37,653
Please... It's okay.
446
00:24:38,946 --> 00:24:39,989
Thanks.
447
00:24:40,114 --> 00:24:42,742
I'm gonna make sure
you get home okay.
448
00:24:43,743 --> 00:24:45,243
No weird stuff.
449
00:24:46,079 --> 00:24:47,413
Thanks.
450
00:24:52,877 --> 00:24:54,545
You know this doesn't mean
I'm your wife, right?
451
00:24:56,422 --> 00:25:00,593
I'm in much more of a
loving-being-single phase, anyway.
452
00:25:00,676 --> 00:25:04,055
I don't wanna be tied down.
You feel me?
453
00:25:04,972 --> 00:25:06,306
Oh, I feel you.
454
00:25:13,564 --> 00:25:17,151
Thank you, Suzanne.
Thank you very much.
455
00:25:21,488 --> 00:25:22,489
Ah!
456
00:25:23,490 --> 00:25:25,534
Suzanne, would you
mind taking this pillow
457
00:25:25,659 --> 00:25:27,703
and putting it
underneath my knee?
458
00:25:29,956 --> 00:25:31,624
You're not gonna pee, are you?
459
00:25:31,791 --> 00:25:36,462
No. When I get angry sometimes
I can't control myself.
460
00:25:36,545 --> 00:25:41,508
That's why I go to Looney Jail sometimes.
Psych. But not like "psych!"
461
00:25:42,509 --> 00:25:44,637
I gotta work on self-control.
462
00:25:44,762 --> 00:25:46,597
I can come back up
here when I'm in control
463
00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:48,641
'cause Mommy and
Daddy and the lawyer
464
00:25:48,808 --> 00:25:50,768
have an agreement
with the warden.
465
00:25:50,893 --> 00:25:54,605
Yeah. I like it up here.
I just gotta use the signal.
466
00:25:54,981 --> 00:25:56,274
What's the signal?
467
00:25:58,692 --> 00:26:02,696
Yeah. Helps the guards
know it's cool.
468
00:26:02,822 --> 00:26:05,116
Otherwise, back down.
469
00:26:05,241 --> 00:26:06,951
Is Psych worse than the SHU?
470
00:26:07,325 --> 00:26:08,661
Way worse.
471
00:26:08,828 --> 00:26:09,912
Scary.
472
00:26:10,871 --> 00:26:13,916
It's bold. Cold. Old.
473
00:26:14,625 --> 00:26:18,796
It's real bad. I wouldn't
wish it on the worst gremlin.
474
00:26:19,588 --> 00:26:20,828
But they give
you a therapist...
475
00:26:20,881 --> 00:26:22,049
No.
476
00:26:22,175 --> 00:26:27,013
Nope. I mean, they give me
medication and make me calm.
477
00:26:27,096 --> 00:26:29,389
But that just makes me sleepy.
478
00:26:29,556 --> 00:26:32,476
Sometimes when I'm real upset,
they tie me down.
479
00:26:32,643 --> 00:26:35,021
Like a balloon.
So I don't fly away.
480
00:26:35,353 --> 00:26:36,814
That sounds horrible.
481
00:26:37,023 --> 00:26:39,483
Yeah. Nobody comes
back from Psych.
482
00:26:40,442 --> 00:26:41,777
Except me.
483
00:26:42,736 --> 00:26:47,200
Once you go to Psych,
you get lost in Psych.
484
00:26:47,658 --> 00:26:51,704
It's like that place with the three corners?
In the ocean?
485
00:26:51,871 --> 00:26:53,289
The Bermuda Triangle.
486
00:26:53,413 --> 00:26:56,292
We should play charades
sometime, Dandelion.
487
00:26:56,374 --> 00:27:01,505
We'd make great partners.
Not wives. Just partners.
488
00:27:04,675 --> 00:27:07,220
Oh, can I ask you
one more question?
489
00:27:07,845 --> 00:27:09,096
Yeah, of course.
490
00:27:10,348 --> 00:27:14,643
How come everyone
calls me Crazy Eyes?
491
00:27:45,007 --> 00:27:47,425
Oh! God, no!
492
00:27:54,100 --> 00:27:57,061
Another five milligrams
of diazepam for Doggett.
493
00:27:57,144 --> 00:27:59,605
I don't need any more.
I don't need no...
494
00:27:59,772 --> 00:28:01,023
Hey!
495
00:28:03,776 --> 00:28:05,278
I'm not crazy.
496
00:28:05,569 --> 00:28:08,155
Jesus, where are
you when I need you?
497
00:28:10,991 --> 00:28:14,203
No! Please.
I'm not crazy, I swear.
498
00:28:14,370 --> 00:28:17,123
If you weren't crazy, you
wouldn't have to work so hard
499
00:28:17,248 --> 00:28:18,791
to convince
everyone you're sane.
500
00:28:27,758 --> 00:28:30,636
To Tricia.
May she rest in peace.
501
00:28:39,645 --> 00:28:40,687
Hey, Boo!
Hey!
502
00:28:40,813 --> 00:28:41,772
Oh, fuck off!
503
00:28:41,855 --> 00:28:44,317
Got to pour one out
for our girl, huh?
504
00:28:44,524 --> 00:28:45,567
Shit.
505
00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:47,486
Take it, take it.
506
00:28:47,653 --> 00:28:50,364
I thought you said they
weren't doing rounds today.
507
00:28:50,823 --> 00:28:52,116
Oh, it's just you.
508
00:28:52,199 --> 00:28:53,242
Yeah.
509
00:28:55,494 --> 00:28:56,662
Girl, get your ass in here.
510
00:29:01,459 --> 00:29:03,419
So this is what you
guys decided to do
511
00:29:03,543 --> 00:29:05,504
instead of come
to my memorial? Huh?
512
00:29:05,587 --> 00:29:06,797
Get drunk?
513
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:08,466
Which looks like more fun?
514
00:29:08,590 --> 00:29:10,134
Point, Nun.
515
00:29:11,344 --> 00:29:12,511
No, I can't.
516
00:29:12,636 --> 00:29:14,513
Hey, hand it over.
517
00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:23,314
Used to be a lady
in here who made
518
00:29:23,439 --> 00:29:25,232
the best toilet
hooch you've ever had.
519
00:29:25,858 --> 00:29:27,193
Shame she got out.
520
00:29:29,403 --> 00:29:30,404
Mmm!
521
00:29:31,780 --> 00:29:33,782
Why is having a drink
so cathartic sometimes?
522
00:29:33,866 --> 00:29:36,535
Booze helps you process.
At least where I come from.
523
00:29:36,618 --> 00:29:38,578
My family just yelled at
each other when they drank
524
00:29:38,620 --> 00:29:40,373
and then pretended
like nothing happened.
525
00:29:40,622 --> 00:29:41,623
Ah.
526
00:29:41,707 --> 00:29:44,543
This explains the wide-eyed,
ice-princess uptight thing.
527
00:29:44,668 --> 00:29:46,212
I'm not uptight!
528
00:29:48,088 --> 00:29:50,590
Really? Is that funny?
It's really that hilarious?
529
00:29:50,716 --> 00:29:51,884
No, it's fine.
530
00:30:05,189 --> 00:30:06,732
You're awfully quiet, Nichols.
531
00:30:07,483 --> 00:30:09,235
It's been a long day, you know?
532
00:30:09,735 --> 00:30:11,237
Look at this shit.
533
00:30:11,362 --> 00:30:13,739
Still kept track of everything
she owed everybody.
534
00:30:16,367 --> 00:30:19,203
How's that for karma,
huh? Yoga?
535
00:30:19,286 --> 00:30:21,080
That girl, she was good.
536
00:30:21,580 --> 00:30:25,084
Better than any of us. Too fucking
good for this fucking place.
537
00:30:25,292 --> 00:30:28,003
Well, fuck that. We all are.
538
00:30:30,339 --> 00:30:31,507
To Trish.
539
00:30:31,631 --> 00:30:32,883
To Trish.
540
00:30:34,676 --> 00:30:38,347
Hey, come on, Benny.
Shoot one back with me, bud?
541
00:30:38,514 --> 00:30:39,794
Nah, it's all right.
I'm driving.
542
00:30:39,848 --> 00:30:41,559
Suit yourself.
543
00:30:58,951 --> 00:31:00,411
Hello, ladies.
544
00:31:01,036 --> 00:31:02,413
How are we doing this evening?
545
00:31:02,621 --> 00:31:03,997
Buy us a drink?
546
00:31:04,206 --> 00:31:05,583
Are you serious?
547
00:31:05,665 --> 00:31:08,710
That's the first thing you say
to me, buy us a fucking drink?
548
00:31:08,794 --> 00:31:11,630
You believe these
fucking sluts, Bennett?
549
00:31:11,755 --> 00:31:13,299
What the fuck is
wrong with you?
550
00:31:13,382 --> 00:31:14,800
I'm sorry.
We just had a long week,
551
00:31:14,967 --> 00:31:16,343
we're letting off
some steam here.
552
00:31:16,469 --> 00:31:17,553
He didn't mean it.
553
00:31:17,636 --> 00:31:19,597
Yeah,
'cause we work at the prison.
554
00:31:19,721 --> 00:31:21,890
No shit?
That's gotta be scary.
555
00:31:22,724 --> 00:31:26,312
A girl died yesterday.
Hung herself.
556
00:31:26,395 --> 00:31:30,816
Should've seen how her eyes fucking bulged
out of her head.
557
00:31:31,275 --> 00:31:33,860
Like that actor, that...
558
00:31:33,986 --> 00:31:36,738
Oh, come on, the
one with the big eyes...
559
00:31:36,822 --> 00:31:40,493
Oh, come on! You know, the fucking...
The ugly one.
560
00:31:41,827 --> 00:31:44,663
All right. I think, maybe we
should get you home, man.
561
00:31:46,206 --> 00:31:47,207
Oh.
562
00:31:48,167 --> 00:31:50,752
You know what pisses me off, Benny?
563
00:31:51,128 --> 00:31:53,213
These fucking
bitches look at me like I'm
564
00:31:53,339 --> 00:31:55,424
some goddamn piece
of meat, you know?
565
00:31:55,508 --> 00:31:57,510
Like a fucking sex toy.
566
00:31:57,635 --> 00:31:59,678
But I'm a human being, man.
567
00:31:59,803 --> 00:32:03,390
I'm a person, you know,
with feelings and emotions.
568
00:32:04,642 --> 00:32:07,520
Does anybody ever ask me
how my day is going?
569
00:32:08,687 --> 00:32:10,022
No.
570
00:32:10,856 --> 00:32:15,194
We practically live with these girls.
We know everything about them.
571
00:32:16,195 --> 00:32:20,240
Do they ever for a second think
about our life outside of work?
572
00:32:21,116 --> 00:32:24,161
It's like we cease to exist
outside of those fucking walls.
573
00:32:24,244 --> 00:32:26,121
What the fuck is that?
574
00:32:27,623 --> 00:32:32,211
I'm sitting here, right?
Yeah, I exist!
575
00:32:38,551 --> 00:32:42,304
They think I'm so tall,
my feelings don't get hurt.
576
00:32:44,139 --> 00:32:45,349
All right, yeah.
577
00:32:46,850 --> 00:32:50,729
You are tall, buddy.
Come on. I'll drive you home.
578
00:32:50,896 --> 00:32:52,398
All right.
579
00:32:53,065 --> 00:32:55,067
All right, all right.
580
00:33:07,371 --> 00:33:09,415
Still a lightweight, huh, kid?
581
00:33:09,582 --> 00:33:13,544
Hooch is a little stronger
than Pinot Grigio, you know?
582
00:33:16,046 --> 00:33:18,131
You're looking very nice today.
583
00:33:18,298 --> 00:33:19,925
Better than you, at least.
584
00:33:20,050 --> 00:33:21,927
Are you off to
see you-know-who?
585
00:33:22,135 --> 00:33:23,303
Perhaps.
586
00:33:23,470 --> 00:33:26,765
Well, don't forget Larry's
interview is at 11:00 a.m.
587
00:33:26,973 --> 00:33:28,726
I wouldn't miss it.
588
00:33:30,060 --> 00:33:32,688
Well, you two are like
real butt buddies these days.
589
00:33:32,896 --> 00:33:35,857
What do you think about that thing
that Big Boo said last night?
590
00:33:35,982 --> 00:33:37,776
About Tricia's karma?
591
00:33:37,984 --> 00:33:40,487
I think that we were all drunk
and bullshitting.
592
00:33:40,696 --> 00:33:42,740
What if it's not bullshit?
593
00:33:44,074 --> 00:33:46,535
I don't think that Pennsatucky
deserves to be in Psych.
594
00:33:46,785 --> 00:33:50,456
Look, you're just hung over
and feeling emo, all right?
595
00:33:50,539 --> 00:33:53,083
She's exactly
where she belongs.
596
00:33:53,166 --> 00:33:54,793
We basically
performed a public service.
597
00:33:54,918 --> 00:33:56,503
It's pretty horrible, Alex.
598
00:33:56,795 --> 00:33:57,963
You thought it was hilarious.
599
00:33:58,088 --> 00:34:00,716
That was before I talked to Suzanne
about what psych was like.
600
00:34:00,799 --> 00:34:01,800
Who's Suzanne?
601
00:34:01,883 --> 00:34:02,884
Crazy Eyes.
602
00:34:02,968 --> 00:34:04,928
Are you cheating on me and
Larry with Crazy Eyes?
603
00:34:05,011 --> 00:34:06,731
'Cause there is not
room for the four of us.
604
00:34:06,805 --> 00:34:08,557
Shut up. This is not funny.
605
00:34:08,641 --> 00:34:12,269
She said that Psych
is even worse than the SHU.
606
00:34:12,352 --> 00:34:14,813
And I can't even begin...
I can't.
607
00:34:14,896 --> 00:34:16,257
You know,
you really shouldn't have
608
00:34:16,315 --> 00:34:17,755
started this whole
gaslighting thing.
609
00:34:17,775 --> 00:34:18,817
Whoa, what is with the blaming?
610
00:34:18,900 --> 00:34:20,736
You sent her
into that bathroom.
611
00:34:20,819 --> 00:34:23,029
Do not project your
conscience onto me.
612
00:34:23,155 --> 00:34:25,407
Especially before
I'm barely awake.
613
00:34:25,532 --> 00:34:29,035
You know, you're absolutely right.
You're absolutely right.
614
00:34:29,161 --> 00:34:30,496
I am gonna go to
Caputo's office
615
00:34:30,621 --> 00:34:31,955
and I'm gonna tell
him that it was my fault
616
00:34:32,038 --> 00:34:33,332
and that he should let her out.
617
00:34:33,457 --> 00:34:35,751
Okay, I get your point,
Pipes. I get it.
618
00:34:35,875 --> 00:34:38,211
You think that
it was wrong. Cool.
619
00:34:39,045 --> 00:34:42,341
I am so tired of running away
from my shit, Alex.
620
00:34:42,466 --> 00:34:44,635
You said it yesterday.
I compartmentalize
621
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:46,928
everything to make
myself feel better.
622
00:34:47,513 --> 00:34:49,765
I mean, I'm having
an affair with you.
623
00:34:49,848 --> 00:34:53,018
And we did not play a prank
on Pennsatucky, we were mean.
624
00:34:53,101 --> 00:34:56,188
I cannot let her
stay in Psych. I can't.
625
00:34:56,313 --> 00:34:58,398
Okay,
I would like to stress that
626
00:34:58,524 --> 00:35:00,693
I think this is
truly fucking stupid.
627
00:35:01,026 --> 00:35:03,737
It was me that
started this whole thing.
628
00:35:03,862 --> 00:35:06,824
Then I'll take this
one for the both of us.
629
00:35:12,371 --> 00:35:14,707
Are you off
the phone now?
630
00:35:15,332 --> 00:35:18,001
It wasn't in the bathroom,
either.
631
00:35:18,084 --> 00:35:20,838
Did you look at
all while I was out?
632
00:35:22,881 --> 00:35:24,966
Alex,
I understand you're upset,
633
00:35:25,050 --> 00:35:28,970
but could you at least acknowledge
I'm a person who is speaking?
634
00:35:30,096 --> 00:35:33,225
If I miss this
flight I'm screwed.
635
00:35:36,102 --> 00:35:40,148
Alex! Passport! Hello?
636
00:35:42,317 --> 00:35:43,736
My mom died.
637
00:35:48,699 --> 00:35:49,825
What?
638
00:35:53,370 --> 00:35:57,332
My aunt just called up. It
happened this morning, I guess.
639
00:35:59,209 --> 00:36:00,794
Oh, Alex.
640
00:36:02,462 --> 00:36:04,089
I'm so sorry.
641
00:36:05,298 --> 00:36:08,802
My first instinct was
to call her to talk about it.
642
00:36:13,891 --> 00:36:15,517
What happened?
643
00:36:15,934 --> 00:36:18,061
An aneurysm.
644
00:36:19,438 --> 00:36:23,275
I don't know. My aunt said so many
things I don't even remember now.
645
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:24,943
What can I do?
646
00:36:25,569 --> 00:36:27,279
I don't know.
I mean, I need to fly home.
647
00:36:27,362 --> 00:36:28,947
I need to figure
out the funeral
648
00:36:29,072 --> 00:36:30,616
because there's no
one else to do it.
649
00:36:30,866 --> 00:36:31,950
Okay.
650
00:36:33,619 --> 00:36:37,706
Will you see if you could find us
two seats out on a flight today?
651
00:36:43,587 --> 00:36:45,464
Al, I can't go with you.
652
00:36:49,342 --> 00:36:50,510
What?
653
00:36:51,970 --> 00:36:54,848
I am so sorry about your mom.
654
00:36:58,143 --> 00:36:59,978
But this doesn't
change anything.
655
00:37:00,729 --> 00:37:02,606
You're still leaving?
656
00:37:03,607 --> 00:37:04,983
Right now?
657
00:37:06,985 --> 00:37:11,323
My mother just died.
I can't fucking believe you.
658
00:37:13,492 --> 00:37:15,661
I can't be your
girlfriend anymore.
659
00:37:15,744 --> 00:37:18,497
Yeah, and apparently
not even my friend.
660
00:37:21,625 --> 00:37:23,585
Top drawer,
underneath my T-shirts.
661
00:37:23,752 --> 00:37:25,044
Jesus, Alex!
662
00:37:27,464 --> 00:37:29,382
You fucking hid it?
663
00:37:35,597 --> 00:37:37,349
Please don't leave.
664
00:37:38,684 --> 00:37:39,935
Not now.
665
00:37:50,236 --> 00:37:52,155
You shouldn't
really be out here.
666
00:37:52,238 --> 00:37:54,533
It's okay.
I wanted to see you.
667
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:56,451
How are you feeling?
668
00:37:58,203 --> 00:38:01,540
Okay. A little better. You
heard anything from the warden?
669
00:38:01,623 --> 00:38:03,959
No. I'm...
670
00:38:04,042 --> 00:38:05,418
To be honest,
I think I might have
671
00:38:05,544 --> 00:38:06,920
underestimated
how long it'll take.
672
00:38:07,045 --> 00:38:09,381
They said it could be weeks,
or maybe even months.
673
00:38:09,548 --> 00:38:11,341
We don't got much time.
I know.
674
00:38:11,424 --> 00:38:13,969
Daya, look, I'm really starting
to freak out a little.
675
00:38:14,052 --> 00:38:15,679
I mean, I'm trying to be cool.
676
00:38:15,762 --> 00:38:17,305
But, you know,
I could be arrested for this.
677
00:38:17,389 --> 00:38:19,182
It's not just my job.
It's my whole life, you know?
678
00:38:19,265 --> 00:38:21,184
And I know it's yours,
too, of course.
679
00:38:21,309 --> 00:38:23,228
I don't know how
we're gonna fix this...
680
00:38:26,732 --> 00:38:29,526
It'll be okay.
I know it will.
681
00:38:30,276 --> 00:38:32,696
We'll figure
something out, okay?
682
00:38:33,405 --> 00:38:34,698
Okay.
683
00:38:37,034 --> 00:38:39,244
You know,
would you have liked me
684
00:38:39,411 --> 00:38:41,663
if we would have met
out in the real world?
685
00:38:41,830 --> 00:38:43,081
Yeah.
686
00:38:43,707 --> 00:38:45,458
For real?
Of course.
687
00:38:46,459 --> 00:38:50,129
I would've bought you a drink.
Chatted you up.
688
00:38:50,589 --> 00:38:53,091
I don't know if we would
have been in the same club.
689
00:38:53,258 --> 00:38:54,968
Who knows?
You know, I ended up
690
00:38:55,093 --> 00:38:56,813
in a skeezy dive bar
with Mendez last night.
691
00:38:56,929 --> 00:39:01,099
Never thought I'd be in a place like that.
Oh, man, he was so drunk.
692
00:39:01,224 --> 00:39:02,267
Really?
693
00:39:02,434 --> 00:39:04,394
Wasted, Daya.
Oh, it was hilarious.
694
00:39:04,477 --> 00:39:05,938
These two nasty girls
started hitting on him,
695
00:39:06,104 --> 00:39:07,522
then he went on this whole rant
696
00:39:07,606 --> 00:39:09,107
about how women
treat him like meat
697
00:39:09,232 --> 00:39:10,901
and never ask him
how he's doing or anything.
698
00:39:10,984 --> 00:39:13,695
Who knew he was
such a delicate flower?
699
00:39:14,446 --> 00:39:16,406
I wish you could've seen it.
700
00:39:17,365 --> 00:39:18,909
Me, too.
701
00:39:40,639 --> 00:39:42,057
Mr. Caputo?
702
00:39:42,641 --> 00:39:44,643
What do you need, Chapman?
703
00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:47,771
I'd like to talk to you
about Tiffany Doggett.
704
00:39:48,939 --> 00:39:52,025
We took care of her. She
won't be a problem anymore.
705
00:39:52,525 --> 00:39:55,028
It wasn't her fault.
It was mine.
706
00:39:55,153 --> 00:39:58,657
And I would like to fill out a report.
Officially.
707
00:40:02,869 --> 00:40:03,912
Have a seat.
708
00:40:19,552 --> 00:40:21,513
What the fuck are you doing?
709
00:40:21,596 --> 00:40:25,183
You are out of bounds. Get back
behind the line immediately, inmate.
710
00:40:25,308 --> 00:40:30,313
Sorry, I was just... I wanted to talk.
Is that okay?
711
00:40:31,189 --> 00:40:33,274
You must get bored in here.
712
00:40:35,276 --> 00:40:37,320
It's not stimulating, no.
713
00:40:37,403 --> 00:40:39,739
You like other posts
more than the bubble?
714
00:40:40,699 --> 00:40:42,868
Cafeteria's my favorite.
715
00:40:43,035 --> 00:40:45,037
More to do, keeps you busy.
716
00:40:45,162 --> 00:40:46,872
Fucking hate that intake.
717
00:40:46,955 --> 00:40:51,043
The goddamn ID machine's
always broken. Why?
718
00:40:51,918 --> 00:40:54,504
No reason.
Just curious about your day.
719
00:40:56,965 --> 00:40:59,342
Well, it's
important to stay occupied.
720
00:40:59,467 --> 00:41:01,845
That's why I work on
these brain exercises.
721
00:41:01,928 --> 00:41:04,056
You know, a job like this,
you gotta stay sharp.
722
00:41:04,139 --> 00:41:06,099
You gotta stay on
top of your game.
723
00:41:06,224 --> 00:41:09,394
You gotta stay a step ahead.
Quick like a snake.
724
00:41:12,522 --> 00:41:15,859
In case any crossword
criminals jump out at you?
725
00:41:19,445 --> 00:41:24,784
You know, the other day I just
read this article about Sudoku.
726
00:41:25,451 --> 00:41:28,788
Turns out, the Japanese
did not invent it.
727
00:41:28,914 --> 00:41:32,333
Some American,
some guy came up with it,
728
00:41:32,458 --> 00:41:35,921
originally called
it Numbers Place.
729
00:41:36,713 --> 00:41:39,298
Now I don't know what
Sudoku means in Japanese,
730
00:41:39,424 --> 00:41:43,302
but I find it a little bit odd that
it came out right before 9/11.
731
00:41:55,732 --> 00:41:56,942
You are glowing.
732
00:41:57,192 --> 00:41:58,401
Am I?
733
00:42:03,448 --> 00:42:09,788
Jean, I don't want to jinx it, but I
think I'll hear about my appeal soon.
734
00:42:11,539 --> 00:42:13,541
Where would you like to go?
735
00:42:13,708 --> 00:42:15,460
What do you mean?
736
00:42:15,585 --> 00:42:18,797
On your first night out.
Where should we go?
737
00:42:18,922 --> 00:42:20,966
Anywhere you like.
738
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:26,638
You must believe, lanmou mwen.
Believe and it will happen.
739
00:42:29,224 --> 00:42:32,227
You remember that
little Italian place down
740
00:42:32,351 --> 00:42:35,313
in the basement,
on Montague Street?
741
00:42:35,438 --> 00:42:36,982
The one with the fresh bread.
742
00:42:37,107 --> 00:42:38,524
Of course I do.
743
00:42:38,733 --> 00:42:40,568
I'd like to go there.
744
00:42:40,902 --> 00:42:42,361
And after?
745
00:42:42,946 --> 00:42:45,490
Anywhere, with you.
746
00:42:50,996 --> 00:42:52,413
Attention all officers,
747
00:42:52,538 --> 00:42:53,957
intake for new
prisoners will be in one hour.
748
00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:57,085
Come in. She's family.
749
00:43:02,299 --> 00:43:04,301
I'll do it.
I got it all set up.
750
00:43:04,425 --> 00:43:07,345
You're sure? Did you tell
him you wanted drugs?
751
00:43:07,512 --> 00:43:09,973
No, I just talked to him.
752
00:43:10,265 --> 00:43:12,684
Simple.
It's clean. I like it.
753
00:43:13,351 --> 00:43:17,438
I didn't want to be this graphic
in front of your mother.
754
00:43:18,481 --> 00:43:20,066
But you know he needs to...
755
00:43:21,276 --> 00:43:22,527
Cum inside of you.
756
00:43:22,694 --> 00:43:24,029
Or on you.
757
00:43:24,403 --> 00:43:27,782
Right. Okay, if... At the very least,
you got to Lewinsky this shit.
758
00:43:27,866 --> 00:43:29,575
Get some splooge
on your uniform.
759
00:43:29,701 --> 00:43:31,452
Anything that'll
be concrete proof.
760
00:43:33,371 --> 00:43:36,208
After you're done, you go
straight to the medic's office.
761
00:43:36,291 --> 00:43:39,794
Tell him you've been raped. Have
him do an exam immediately.
762
00:43:39,878 --> 00:43:41,338
Don't stop to pee.
763
00:43:41,420 --> 00:43:44,090
Don't wash anything.
Understand?
764
00:43:47,135 --> 00:43:48,594
Go get 'em, tiger.
765
00:44:01,566 --> 00:44:03,735
Well, you're not in the SHU.
Mmm-mmm.
766
00:44:03,818 --> 00:44:07,572
Janitorial duty.
Night shift. Two weeks.
767
00:44:08,240 --> 00:44:09,532
You're lucky.
768
00:44:10,075 --> 00:44:12,160
You better be
careful for a while.
769
00:44:15,372 --> 00:44:16,748
No, no, no, no, no.
770
00:44:16,831 --> 00:44:18,750
I think that looks like the exact
opposite of being careful.
771
00:44:18,875 --> 00:44:20,293
Regnery is on duty again.
772
00:44:21,253 --> 00:44:23,088
Come be my little spoon.
773
00:44:30,220 --> 00:44:31,637
Gosh!
774
00:44:33,681 --> 00:44:36,017
Ow. How do you
sleep on this thing?
775
00:44:36,559 --> 00:44:37,852
Not well.
776
00:44:42,148 --> 00:44:43,816
Hey, I am proud of you.
777
00:44:45,860 --> 00:44:47,445
Yeah?
Yeah.
778
00:44:50,782 --> 00:44:56,121
That was really brave. I mean,
it was dumb, but brave.
779
00:44:59,958 --> 00:45:01,126
You know,
780
00:45:02,335 --> 00:45:07,257
I don't think that anyone has ever
used that word to describe me
781
00:45:07,340 --> 00:45:09,134
in the history of the universe.
782
00:45:12,469 --> 00:45:15,056
I'm glad we have
each other in here, kid.
783
00:45:15,432 --> 00:45:16,724
Yeah, me, too.
784
00:45:17,767 --> 00:45:23,106
I mean, I'd rather be on a beach in
Tahiti, but this is a close second.
785
00:45:26,859 --> 00:45:30,322
Why do you always
feel so inevitable to me?
786
00:45:33,283 --> 00:45:34,659
I heart you.
787
00:45:34,784 --> 00:45:35,952
You heart me?
788
00:45:36,077 --> 00:45:37,245
Yeah.
789
00:45:37,412 --> 00:45:40,497
What is that? Is that like
"I love you" for pussies?
790
00:45:40,665 --> 00:45:42,292
Say "pussy" again.
791
00:46:07,192 --> 00:46:08,860
I heart you, too.
792
00:46:09,526 --> 00:46:12,822
Hey, not-lesbians.
It's 11:00.
793
00:46:12,947 --> 00:46:14,699
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
794
00:46:14,824 --> 00:46:16,368
Do you have a radio?
Yeah.
795
00:46:18,911 --> 00:46:21,039
Are you gonna be okay to
listen to this thing together?
796
00:46:21,206 --> 00:46:23,708
I mean, I don't think
it's against the rules.
797
00:46:25,210 --> 00:46:27,045
Okay.
Okay. Here.
798
00:46:30,673 --> 00:46:32,633
Chances are,
most of you have been there.
799
00:46:32,717 --> 00:46:35,552
It starts with
two people in love.
800
00:46:35,636 --> 00:46:38,931
You make a lot of promises, tell each
other you're different from the rest,
801
00:46:39,057 --> 00:46:40,350
the exception.
802
00:46:41,809 --> 00:46:43,936
For a month or two,
the long, meandering
803
00:46:44,062 --> 00:46:46,231
conversations feel
foreign and exciting.
804
00:46:46,314 --> 00:46:49,067
A chance to get to know one
another in a more intimate level.
805
00:46:50,068 --> 00:46:54,364
And then, slowly, so slowly
you might not even notice,
806
00:46:54,447 --> 00:46:59,494
conversations are replaced by missed
calls and resentful voicemails.
807
00:47:00,036 --> 00:47:01,287
And then finally,
808
00:47:02,038 --> 00:47:03,873
the day comes when
the two of you admit
809
00:47:03,998 --> 00:47:05,875
that you aren't,
in fact, the exception.
810
00:47:08,878 --> 00:47:11,672
That being far away from
the person you love most
811
00:47:11,839 --> 00:47:16,469
is difficult on the good days
and impossible on the bad ones.
812
00:47:20,765 --> 00:47:23,935
Today, we're exploring
long-distance relationships
813
00:47:24,852 --> 00:47:26,438
and talking with
a few New Yorkers
814
00:47:26,521 --> 00:47:29,648
who are currently navigating
these treacherous waters.
815
00:47:30,442 --> 00:47:33,652
I'm Maury Kind,
encouraging you to take
816
00:47:33,778 --> 00:47:36,989
a break from life
and join us, won't you?
817
00:47:38,450 --> 00:47:40,952
Can you tell us some
of your favorite stories?
818
00:47:41,035 --> 00:47:42,078
Oh, man.
819
00:47:43,246 --> 00:47:47,166
Well, I think my
favorite is one of the first.
820
00:47:48,501 --> 00:47:52,589
This insane girl,
like, actually insane,
821
00:47:52,671 --> 00:47:56,593
the kind of person who belongs in a
psychiatric hospital not a prison,
822
00:47:56,717 --> 00:47:58,553
but that's a whole
other discussion.
823
00:47:58,635 --> 00:48:02,681
She decides that Piper
is going to be her wife.
824
00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:08,229
She followed her around for days.
Wrote her this horrible poem.
825
00:48:09,063 --> 00:48:12,775
Do things like that concern
you in terms of Piper's safety?
826
00:48:12,984 --> 00:48:16,695
Of course.
Yeah, of course. Absolutely.
827
00:48:17,696 --> 00:48:19,616
I know she can handle herself,
828
00:48:20,283 --> 00:48:22,076
but when you're dealing
with unstable women,
829
00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:24,661
you have no idea what they're
actually capable of.
830
00:48:24,829 --> 00:48:30,335
I mean, when your fiancee says
that she sleeps with one eye open
831
00:48:30,418 --> 00:48:32,920
because her
roommate is rumored to be
832
00:48:33,045 --> 00:48:35,507
a murderer and might
shiv her in her sleep,
833
00:48:35,632 --> 00:48:37,842
it's impossible
not to be scared.
834
00:48:37,925 --> 00:48:41,846
And I don't want to imply that
they're all crazy and dangerous.
835
00:48:43,181 --> 00:48:46,892
There's one girl who
should've been a track star.
836
00:48:47,018 --> 00:48:51,356
She was actually gonna start training
again while she was in there,
837
00:48:51,439 --> 00:48:55,318
but they shut the track down
because of budget cuts.
838
00:48:55,401 --> 00:48:58,321
There's the girl who has been
planning her wedding for months,
839
00:48:58,404 --> 00:49:00,281
just like everything is normal.
840
00:49:00,365 --> 00:49:04,035
Oh, but she is also sleeping
with the hot, lesbian junkie.
841
00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:06,287
How's that for a prison cliche?
842
00:49:07,121 --> 00:49:10,625
I mean, the cast of
characters goes on and on.
843
00:49:10,707 --> 00:49:15,630
There is the Russian woman who runs
the kitchen, totally terrifying,
844
00:49:15,712 --> 00:49:20,510
but she takes so much pride
in feeding everyone.
845
00:49:20,968 --> 00:49:23,720
You really have
to admire the way
846
00:49:23,846 --> 00:49:26,599
these women find
meaning in their days.
847
00:49:26,932 --> 00:49:29,561
How they take
care of each other.
848
00:49:32,729 --> 00:49:35,400
I'd like to
talk about the idea
849
00:49:35,525 --> 00:49:38,152
of female prison tropes,
if we could.
850
00:49:39,362 --> 00:49:42,407
It certainly seems
that sexual abuse
851
00:49:42,532 --> 00:49:45,577
and rape are very real threats.
852
00:49:46,244 --> 00:49:49,997
And then, of course,
there's the consensual sex.
853
00:49:50,081 --> 00:49:53,376
Did you and Piper make any
agreements before she left?
854
00:49:54,043 --> 00:49:55,044
Agreements?
855
00:49:55,127 --> 00:49:59,716
Well, pardon the pun, were any "get
out of jail free" cards handed out?
856
00:50:01,884 --> 00:50:05,263
No. I'm very
committed to the relationship.
857
00:50:05,430 --> 00:50:06,763
How about for her?
858
00:50:12,186 --> 00:50:13,605
No.
859
00:50:14,939 --> 00:50:19,776
No, we never
discussed any agreements.
860
00:50:19,902 --> 00:50:23,197
Which was probably naive of us.
861
00:50:24,240 --> 00:50:26,951
You know,
it's funny, whenever we
862
00:50:27,118 --> 00:50:29,870
talked about
cheating in an abstract way,
863
00:50:30,913 --> 00:50:33,249
I always said I wouldn't
care if she had sex
864
00:50:33,374 --> 00:50:35,752
with someone else,
if it's just sex.
865
00:50:36,043 --> 00:50:41,382
But suppose, theoretically,
866
00:50:42,133 --> 00:50:46,137
that someone she loved
was in there with her.
867
00:50:46,262 --> 00:50:48,514
Someone she had history with.
868
00:50:50,099 --> 00:50:55,313
Someone who could understand
her life in there
869
00:50:55,438 --> 00:50:59,150
in a way that I'll
never be able to.
870
00:50:59,984 --> 00:51:03,279
It would be
devastating to think that
871
00:51:03,362 --> 00:51:06,616
that person could give her
something that I can't.
872
00:51:08,867 --> 00:51:11,912
It would be way
worse than just sex.
873
00:51:13,706 --> 00:51:16,959
It would be...
874
00:51:18,169 --> 00:51:20,087
It would be a betrayal.
875
00:51:29,681 --> 00:51:30,973
He knows.
876
00:51:36,061 --> 00:51:38,314
It's not phone
hours yet, Chapman.
877
00:51:39,106 --> 00:51:40,692
This is an emergency.
878
00:51:40,817 --> 00:51:43,297
Go eat lunch. You can deal with
your emergency in a few minutes,
879
00:51:43,361 --> 00:51:45,196
just like everyone else.
880
00:51:48,073 --> 00:51:49,826
Nice radio play.
881
00:51:51,076 --> 00:51:52,453
Oh, my God.
882
00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:17,144
He used a condom.
883
00:52:17,269 --> 00:52:18,396
Do you have it?
884
00:52:18,563 --> 00:52:20,565
No. He took it with him.
885
00:52:20,732 --> 00:52:21,858
We went over this.
886
00:52:21,982 --> 00:52:23,067
I know, but...
887
00:52:23,234 --> 00:52:26,028
I couldn't do
anything about it. I...
888
00:52:26,571 --> 00:52:28,656
Well, you're just
gonna have to do it again.
889
00:52:30,115 --> 00:52:33,578
Better hope you were good
enough for him to want more.
890
00:53:36,557 --> 00:53:37,809
Oh, fuck!
891
00:53:48,527 --> 00:53:52,573
I am so, so, so sorry.
892
00:53:52,865 --> 00:53:55,200
I had no idea that
he was gonna say those things.
893
00:53:55,367 --> 00:53:57,244
Is that what you think of me?
894
00:54:13,552 --> 00:54:16,973
An inmate from Litchfield Federal
Prison is attempting to contact you.
895
00:54:17,055 --> 00:54:19,517
To accept the call,
please press one.
896
00:54:20,058 --> 00:54:21,936
So what did you think?
897
00:54:24,647 --> 00:54:25,898
How did you know?
898
00:54:26,357 --> 00:54:28,024
Know what, Piper?
899
00:54:29,025 --> 00:54:30,611
I know that you know.
900
00:54:31,362 --> 00:54:34,907
I want to hear you say it.
Tell me you had sex with her.
901
00:54:35,950 --> 00:54:37,201
Please don't do this.
902
00:54:37,451 --> 00:54:39,871
Are you still
having sex with her?
903
00:54:42,665 --> 00:54:43,749
Yes.
904
00:54:50,006 --> 00:54:55,177
Your counselor called me.
905
00:54:55,887 --> 00:55:00,098
Freely, Healy, told me he was
concerned about your behavior.
906
00:55:00,224 --> 00:55:02,560
He told me that you
had to spend some time
907
00:55:02,727 --> 00:55:05,103
in the SHU for
lesbian activity.
908
00:55:06,647 --> 00:55:10,526
So was this your revenge?
Trying to get me killed?
909
00:55:11,276 --> 00:55:14,446
Wait, wait, so, so, you're
the victim in all of this?
910
00:55:14,697 --> 00:55:15,907
They're just people, Larry.
911
00:55:16,032 --> 00:55:17,909
They're just women who are
trying to do their best.
912
00:55:17,992 --> 00:55:20,494
And you made them
sound like they were...
913
00:55:20,578 --> 00:55:21,579
Criminals?
914
00:55:22,454 --> 00:55:23,622
Jesus!
915
00:55:24,749 --> 00:55:26,291
Who are you?
916
00:55:26,458 --> 00:55:30,713
Who... I can't believe... You're
the one asking me that right now?
917
00:55:30,796 --> 00:55:32,423
I can't believe that...
No, actually,
918
00:55:32,548 --> 00:55:34,132
actually,
actually, of course, I can.
919
00:55:34,258 --> 00:55:37,093
I totally can,
because, because God forbid
920
00:55:37,261 --> 00:55:40,138
I would get to dictate
the conversation, ever!
921
00:55:40,598 --> 00:55:43,308
There hasn't been any
conversation to dictate, Larry.
922
00:55:43,434 --> 00:55:46,102
You haven't picked up the
phone in over a week!
923
00:55:47,605 --> 00:55:50,482
Do you have any idea what it
has been like in here for me?
924
00:55:50,608 --> 00:55:52,526
Do you have any idea
how lonely I've been?
925
00:55:52,610 --> 00:55:56,112
Lonely? Lonely, really?
You've been lonely, huh?
926
00:55:56,238 --> 00:55:58,074
That's... Okay,
that's interesting, because,
927
00:55:58,198 --> 00:56:00,034
you know,
I just assumed you were okay,
928
00:56:00,076 --> 00:56:01,660
because you have Alex now.
929
00:56:03,245 --> 00:56:04,622
Do you love her?
930
00:56:07,083 --> 00:56:11,003
No, that's...
It's difficult.
931
00:56:12,797 --> 00:56:14,214
Do you love her?
932
00:56:19,553 --> 00:56:20,679
Yes.
933
00:56:39,865 --> 00:56:41,157
She named you, you know?
934
00:56:44,036 --> 00:56:46,455
She's the whole fucking reason
you're in there.
935
00:56:47,331 --> 00:56:49,500
How does it feel
to be in love with
936
00:56:49,625 --> 00:56:51,836
the woman who ruined our lives?
937
00:56:53,378 --> 00:56:54,880
You lied to me?
938
00:56:55,965 --> 00:56:58,843
Guess that makes us
perfect for each other.
939
00:57:02,680 --> 00:57:04,807
I didn't mean for
any of this to happen.
940
00:57:07,518 --> 00:57:09,561
I think I need some time.
941
00:57:10,771 --> 00:57:12,148
What does that mean?
942
00:57:12,230 --> 00:57:14,358
I don't know.
I just... I need...
943
00:57:15,067 --> 00:57:20,350
I need some time, okay? I
need some time away from you.
944
00:57:21,157 --> 00:57:23,283
You have to let me fix this.
945
00:57:25,452 --> 00:57:27,412
I don't know if you can.
946
00:57:39,127 --> 00:57:49,318
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