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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Don't fucking touch it.
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We'll take care
of it from here.
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This shit better be
spotless when I get back.
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Here you go. It's okay.
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Wow. It's tight in here
with three people, huh?
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Tell me how it's also dark at
night and cold in the snow.
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Hey, hey, you're gonna need
to clean that up.
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That's all you gotta say to
the mother of your child?
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You have to be quiet, please.
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I'm sorry. Are you okay?
Can I do anything or...
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So what do you want? Hurry it up.
It fucking stinks in here.
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I have a plan. It's
a pretty good one, I think.
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You see, I told you.
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So there's this
thing called furlough,
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where they grant an inmate
temporary leave...
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I know what furlough is.
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They don't actually give
that shit to anyone. Ever.
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It's rare, yes.
But my uncle knows the warden.
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I think we can make an appeal.
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For the love of your poor,
long-suffering grandma.
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Mama Lourdes?
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Ay, Mama Lourdes is so mean,
she's gonna outlive all of us.
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He's talking about a fake
abuela, who's really sick.
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Then fake abuela fake dies.
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And you get to leave for the
weekend to go to her fake funeral.
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What's that have to
do with the baby?
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Ay, Dios mio, between
the two of yous,
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this child's gonna be
100% retard. I swear.
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When you start to show
and we can't hide it anymore,
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we tell everyone
that you got your pussy
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fucked while you
were on furlough.
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Peg-leg Pete here gets to keep his
job and no one knows shit. Get it?
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Yo, that shit is smart.
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Thanks.
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But it ain't never gonna work.
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Like you're the first person
who ever tried this game.
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Well, it's all we have, right?
So, I'll submit it today.
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Just do your best
to hide the puking.
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Hi.
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Larry Bloom. I'm here
for Urban Tales.
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Great. You can have a seat.
Maury's not quite ready for you.
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Can I get you anything while you wait?
Water? Coffee?
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Sir?
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Sorry... Yes. Water,
please. Would be great.
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Got to keep the vocal
chords hydrated, you know?
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Too eager?
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Just a little.
Okay. Thank you.
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You here for Urban Tales?
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I am, yeah. Ben Palmer.
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Larry Bloom.
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Does your boyfriend
live far away?
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My fiancee is in prison.
She's a she. She's a girl.
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The cardigan threw me.
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So, prison? That's gotta be
some rough stuff, huh?
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Yeah.
It's very difficult.
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How about you?
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My husband's a scientist down
at McMurdo in Antarctica.
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So, it's a different
kind of prison.
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Jeez. Yeah, that's like, as
long distance as you can get.
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Haven't seen him
in almost two years.
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Where's your fiancee locked up?
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She's upstate.
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I get to see her,
you know, pretty often.
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Ready, guys?
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It's gonna be a great show.
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I'm sorry...
Okay. Thanks.
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Hey, heard your dude's
gonna be on the radio tomorrow.
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What? Where did
you hear that?
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Well, a little birdie who listens to
NPR in her transport van told me.
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You didn't know?
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No, I had no idea.
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I have not been able to get
in touch with him for a week.
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Maybe he's cheating
on me with Maury Kind.
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Oh. Then you'd both be gay.
So post-modern.
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You know, it's like
the sole purpose
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of these things is
to end up tangled.
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Why has no one
figured out a solution yet?
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All right, Seinfeld.
Calm down.
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You in a hurry to
hang yourself with it?
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Less than 24 hours
and you're making a joke?
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Someone is dead.
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Jesus Christ. You having
your red dot special?
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Communists in your
funhouse? Crimson tide?
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Okay, perfect.
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By all means, attribute my legitimate
feelings of sadness to menses.
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You really just say menses?
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That's gross.
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You're gross.
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Great comeback.
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Excuse me, inmate?
What did you say to me?
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Hey, Chapman. Oh!
Pick your battles.
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Didn't your vacation on the sunny
island of SHU teach you anything?
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Are they really not gonna
have a memorial for her?
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Are you kidding?
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The administration cares about
burying the story, not her.
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Well, fuck that.
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Everybody deserves a funeral. I'm
gonna organize something for her.
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You barely knew her.
What are you doing?
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I'm untangling.
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Have you ever seriously
considered suicide?
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What are you?
One of those hippy-dippy docs?
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Like, if I told you I was
dreaming about a pineapple
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you would ask me if I wanna
have sex with my mama? Hmm?
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Have you experienced
any of the following
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during the last two weeks?
Anxiety?
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Of course I've
experienced anxiety.
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You think this is an easy job?
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Having to heal the whole world
with just these 10 fingers.
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It's a lot of pressure.
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Loss of appetite?
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What does that have to do with anything?
Hmm? Doc?
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You know, it's people like you
that give America a bad name.
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You all go squawking around talking
about guns being dangerous,
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when all you want to do is shove
pills down people's throats.
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When all they need is
just a little bit of faith.
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Ask me about my appetite. Why? Because
I'm just naturally kind of skinny?
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Miss Doggett, if you could
please just answer the question.
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I have answered the question.
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I'm not crazy. I'm chosen.
There's a difference.
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Now, if you just let
me out of this cage,
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we can both get
back to our jobs.
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Please?
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You've stated that you believe God is
speaking to you and allowing you...
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I don't have
to believe, Doc. I know.
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Why don't you just go ask
some of the other girls?
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They're all gonna tell you.
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I've been healing ailments left and right.
Miracle. There's proof.
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These hallucinations
you've been having...
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I'm not having
fucking hallucinations!
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I don't belong in here!
Come on!
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Miss Doggett...
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I'm not a freaking animal,
get me out!
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Miss Doggett,
when you calm down
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I will get you on a sedative,
take you to a nice room...
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I don't need any sedatives!
Jesus has my back!
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Please! Doc!
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Doc, come back!
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An inmate is dead and a crippled
delinquent was attacked.
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What happened yesterday
was an epic fuckup, people.
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All of you better get
on your knees tonight
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and pray that none of those kids'
families sue the shit out of the DOC,
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because we're all out
of a job if they do.
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You think she's gonna get
on her knees tonight?
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Something funny, gentlemen?
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Hi. I was just wondering,
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is there gonna be an investigation
into Miller's death?
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Our manual says that
the FBI is supposed
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to be informed
anytime there's...
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This was
a clear-cut suicide case.
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There's nothing to investigate.
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The body was cremated.
May she rest in peace.
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So, the warden has asked us to draft
a memo to distribute to the inmates,
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telling them that we care, the
services that are available, etc.
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You've got to be kidding me.
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I'm sorry, but how is this a
good use of our time, exactly?
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Excuse me?
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I don't know about the rest of
you, but I've got real work to do.
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Sit down.
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Unless you want me
to tell the warden
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that you refused
to participate.
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So, who wants to begin?
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We should offer our
condolences, right?
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Insurance companies
always tell you not
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to apologize when
you're in an accident.
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Admits fault.
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Just say,
"Being locked up sucks.
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"But that's no
reason to hang yourself,
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"slit your wrists or chug
10 bottles of NyQuil."
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Mendez out.
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You think a dead prisoner
is a joke, Mendez?
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Something to make light of?
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Let me be clear.
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When these women are at
Litchfield, they're in our care.
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And yesterday, we failed.
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A girl died because of us.
All of us.
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So quit fucking around and
show some goddamn humanity.
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Heavy stuff, huh?
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Yeah. It's so hard
to believe.
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What are you doing tonight?
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Nothing. Probably gonna watch
some SportsCenter, hit the hay.
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You want to...
Want to get a drink?
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You know I would,
I have a thing...
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Come on.
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Don't be a pussy. One drink.
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You can watch your gay
sports show tomorrow.
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Yeah. All right. Cool.
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See you in the parking lot.
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Hey. I wanna order some of that ginger gum.
I got some commissary credit.
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There's ginger
ale at commissary.
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No, I tried that shit. I got
a really bad stomach thing.
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What's my name?
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What?
I said, what's my name?
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I don't know.
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Exactly. All day long it's,
"Get me this, get me that."
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There are,
what, 250 women in here?
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Is it that hard to know my name?
I bet you know Red's name.
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We can't help you.
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What?
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Look, I don't mean no problems.
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Gloria said I
should ask in here.
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No problem. Gina's a sensitive little
squirrel when she's on the rag.
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Your daughter's pregnant, yes?
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What? No.
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There's this stomach
thing going around.
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She hasn't eaten in weeks.
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She's nauseous all the time but
still has a glow on her skin.
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It's none of your business.
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You bring it into my kitchen,
you make it my business.
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Okay, Sherlock.
Yes. You got it.
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You're out
of bounds, inmate!
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Get the fuck out of here.
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Hey, what's your sign?
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Yo! My sign is get your ass up
and help me with this shit.
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You don't wanna know what the
planets have in store for you,
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that's your business.
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Man, the planets have
jail in store for me.
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And some more of the same
tomorrow, and the day after that.
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Yeah.
Aries.
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All right.
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"It might be an excellent
time to take a trip
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"or see a new
part of the world.
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"Expand your horizons,
dear Aries."
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Yo!
Expand your horizons, boo.
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Stupid.
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This is for the birds.
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Hate to break it to you, son,
but we the birds.
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If you want me to read yours,
all you had to do was ask.
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What's your sign?
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Taurus.
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Oh, yeah, you a stubborn bull,
all right. Okay.
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"The news that
you've been waiting for
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"might be
delivered in a few days,
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"and will likely be positive.
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"Gather your loved ones around,
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"in case you need extra support
for the changes to come."
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Yo, your appeal.
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I don't think that's
any of your business.
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Excuse me.
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So, what's up? You really
believe in all that stuff?
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Sure do. But this
paper's eight months old.
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What?
Mmm-hmm.
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Oh.
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Okay. Here's some advice,
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00:14:22,348 --> 00:14:25,059
when a girl makes you cum
the way that I do,
246
00:14:25,184 --> 00:14:27,562
you should always act
thrilled to see her.
247
00:14:27,645 --> 00:14:28,729
Stop it.
248
00:14:28,854 --> 00:14:32,400
Okay. You're not in the mood
to banter, I withdraw my bant.
249
00:14:34,818 --> 00:14:35,819
Mmm.
250
00:14:35,903 --> 00:14:39,156
I asked some of the girls to come
help me plan a memorial for Tricia,
251
00:14:39,240 --> 00:14:41,576
nobody showed up.
I don't get it.
252
00:14:41,701 --> 00:14:44,579
I guess I'm the only one who
cares if there is a funeral.
253
00:14:44,662 --> 00:14:47,623
Okay. That's not the most self-involved
thing I've heard you say,
254
00:14:47,748 --> 00:14:49,625
but it's definitely up there.
255
00:14:49,750 --> 00:14:53,337
Please. Alex, will you stop
pretending like nothing happened?
256
00:14:53,546 --> 00:14:56,424
Pipes, you can't force people to
mourn the way you want them to
257
00:14:56,507 --> 00:14:57,592
just because it'll
make you feel better.
258
00:14:57,717 --> 00:14:58,800
That's not what I'm doing.
259
00:14:58,926 --> 00:15:00,261
Really?
No!
260
00:15:00,886 --> 00:15:03,305
'Cause I think we both know that
dealing with emotional chaos
261
00:15:03,431 --> 00:15:05,766
is not one of
your strong suits.
262
00:15:06,267 --> 00:15:10,187
Which is why we're not having an
affair, we're just being human.
263
00:15:10,271 --> 00:15:12,106
And why you are
planning a memorial
264
00:15:12,273 --> 00:15:14,108
for a girl that
you barely knew.
265
00:15:14,191 --> 00:15:15,693
We talked. I did know her.
266
00:15:15,901 --> 00:15:18,279
Did you know her better
than you knew my mom?
267
00:15:23,284 --> 00:15:24,326
That's not fair.
268
00:15:28,205 --> 00:15:29,457
None of it was fair.
269
00:15:32,834 --> 00:15:36,880
Look, life gets
messy sometimes.
270
00:15:38,507 --> 00:15:40,676
You know, you gotta learn
you can't always fix it.
271
00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:46,181
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho.
It's off to work I go. Oh!
272
00:15:46,474 --> 00:15:49,935
Don't mind me, ladies. Just
gonna do a little buffering.
273
00:15:50,728 --> 00:15:52,438
All in a day's work.
274
00:15:56,692 --> 00:16:01,489
♪ Vanilla and vanilla
275
00:16:01,572 --> 00:16:04,742
♪ Swirl, swirl
276
00:16:04,825 --> 00:16:07,411
♪ Swirl, swirl ♪
277
00:16:07,620 --> 00:16:10,498
You know, I don't actually think it's
a swirl if it's the same flavor.
278
00:16:10,581 --> 00:16:12,249
You know, if you
were still my wife,
279
00:16:12,333 --> 00:16:16,253
I would tell you all the time
how much I like your titties.
280
00:16:17,254 --> 00:16:19,674
'Cause girls like that.
281
00:16:20,675 --> 00:16:24,886
And that is
a tip from me to you.
282
00:16:26,263 --> 00:16:27,889
Alex, I miss you.
283
00:16:28,140 --> 00:16:29,642
I don't have time
to wander around
284
00:16:29,767 --> 00:16:31,268
flea markets and drink
cafe au lait with you.
285
00:16:31,435 --> 00:16:34,021
But I'm so cute.
Look how cute I am.
286
00:16:34,605 --> 00:16:37,191
Babe, I'm sorry.
I'm so fucking stressed.
287
00:16:37,274 --> 00:16:40,027
But you're always
so fucking stressed.
288
00:16:40,986 --> 00:16:43,197
I feel like
a pathetic housewife.
289
00:16:46,575 --> 00:16:48,703
Is this our life now?
290
00:16:50,871 --> 00:16:52,665
Hey. Hey.
291
00:16:56,918 --> 00:17:01,632
Let me take you out tonight, okay?
Anywhere you want to go.
292
00:17:04,092 --> 00:17:05,135
Okay?
293
00:17:07,471 --> 00:17:08,556
Okay.
294
00:17:11,517 --> 00:17:12,560
Hey,
295
00:17:14,478 --> 00:17:17,064
would you be up for a trip
to Istanbul this weekend?
296
00:17:17,189 --> 00:17:18,774
Yes! Of course!
297
00:17:18,940 --> 00:17:21,694
Oh, babe, that's great.
Thank you.
298
00:17:21,777 --> 00:17:23,863
I think you should be able to
get there and back in a day,
299
00:17:23,945 --> 00:17:26,198
so you won't even
have to stay overnight.
300
00:17:26,323 --> 00:17:28,576
I'm gonna call and set
up your ticket for you.
301
00:17:28,743 --> 00:17:30,118
Oh, my God.
302
00:17:30,244 --> 00:17:32,371
I thought for a second you
meant we would go together.
303
00:17:32,454 --> 00:17:35,457
Like a vacation.
Like normal people.
304
00:17:36,083 --> 00:17:37,752
I need you to do this.
305
00:17:37,835 --> 00:17:39,712
I wouldn't ask if I
had any another option.
306
00:17:39,795 --> 00:17:43,965
I specifically told you that
I would never do that again.
307
00:17:44,341 --> 00:17:47,469
Jesus, I am so stupid.
308
00:17:47,762 --> 00:17:50,264
I really am. I'm just
another drug mule to you.
309
00:17:50,431 --> 00:17:52,600
You are such
a naive asshole sometimes.
310
00:17:52,683 --> 00:17:53,726
I'm an asshole?
311
00:17:53,809 --> 00:17:56,604
I'm drowning right now and you
won't even consider helping me.
312
00:17:56,771 --> 00:17:59,774
I am done. I can't do this anymore.
I can't be with you.
313
00:17:59,940 --> 00:18:01,609
Are you serious?
Where are you gonna go?
314
00:18:01,734 --> 00:18:03,318
I don't know
where I'm gonna go.
315
00:18:03,444 --> 00:18:04,403
I'm gonna go
back to the States,
316
00:18:04,486 --> 00:18:05,446
where I'm not your errand girl.
317
00:18:05,571 --> 00:18:07,782
I can't believe I didn't see this coming.
How did I not see this...
318
00:18:07,907 --> 00:18:09,748
You know what, I did see this coming.
Years ago.
319
00:18:09,784 --> 00:18:12,536
Rule number one. Don't ever fall
in love with a straight girl.
320
00:18:12,661 --> 00:18:16,039
Is that what you think this is about?
That I like dick?
321
00:18:16,123 --> 00:18:17,843
You know, I guess that
is easier than facing
322
00:18:17,917 --> 00:18:19,585
the fact that you
are a drug dealer.
323
00:18:20,043 --> 00:18:23,297
And it is ruining
everything good in your life.
324
00:18:24,590 --> 00:18:26,675
Don't you dare push this on me.
325
00:18:28,469 --> 00:18:30,679
You knew exactly
what you were getting into.
326
00:18:32,973 --> 00:18:34,975
I thought we were a team.
327
00:18:45,360 --> 00:18:48,739
This shit is weird. Why
aren't we playing dominoes?
328
00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:52,326
And what's she doing here?
329
00:18:55,621 --> 00:18:57,164
You gotta fuck Pornstache.
330
00:18:57,289 --> 00:19:01,001
What the fuck? What are
you even talking about?
331
00:19:03,671 --> 00:19:08,175
If you want to keep your baby and
Bennett, this is the only way.
332
00:19:08,258 --> 00:19:10,678
Otherwise, you don't get both.
333
00:19:11,553 --> 00:19:13,013
You just gotta
get him to fuck you.
334
00:19:13,096 --> 00:19:16,433
Then you go to Caputo, and tell
him that Pornstache raped you,
335
00:19:16,517 --> 00:19:18,226
you got the proof.
336
00:19:18,352 --> 00:19:20,020
The proof is in the pudding,
as they say.
337
00:19:20,479 --> 00:19:22,773
You let soldier boy
dream about his furlough.
338
00:19:22,857 --> 00:19:24,859
It ain't gonna happen.
339
00:19:24,942 --> 00:19:27,152
Girls in here miss
their own mother's funeral.
340
00:19:27,235 --> 00:19:29,355
And I think we all know
your mother's doing just fine.
341
00:19:29,404 --> 00:19:31,448
I don't care.
342
00:19:31,532 --> 00:19:34,743
I won't cheat on John.
I love him.
343
00:19:34,952 --> 00:19:36,161
Of course,
344
00:19:36,244 --> 00:19:38,706
which is exactly why
this is your only option.
345
00:19:39,790 --> 00:19:41,959
We've all known
girls in your situation,
346
00:19:42,083 --> 00:19:44,211
and do you know
what happens to them?
347
00:19:44,336 --> 00:19:48,048
They get punished.
Sent out to the SHU.
348
00:19:48,131 --> 00:19:50,759
Transferred to
maximum security.
349
00:19:50,885 --> 00:19:53,136
And when it comes out that
Bennett is the father,
350
00:19:53,220 --> 00:19:55,347
he'll be arrested
and convicted as
351
00:19:55,472 --> 00:19:57,599
a sex offender and
he'll go to prison, too.
352
00:19:58,726 --> 00:20:00,728
This is bigger than you.
353
00:20:01,311 --> 00:20:04,439
Every decision you make now
affects your family.
354
00:20:05,148 --> 00:20:06,859
Welcome to motherhood.
355
00:20:10,905 --> 00:20:15,868
Even if I say yes, and I'm not,
how would I get him to do it?
356
00:20:16,952 --> 00:20:19,997
You're good at getting guys
to sleep with you, no?
357
00:20:24,459 --> 00:20:27,170
No. Toss those.
358
00:20:27,337 --> 00:20:31,299
Here, I'll take that.
Used it on her corn rows.
359
00:20:31,466 --> 00:20:35,095
You called her "corn hoes"
when she and Mercy started dating.
360
00:20:35,262 --> 00:20:38,057
Yes, well,
that was before she was dead.
361
00:20:38,139 --> 00:20:40,179
Besides, I told Mercy
I'd keep a few things for her.
362
00:20:40,225 --> 00:20:41,476
You talked to Mercy?
363
00:20:41,685 --> 00:20:43,938
Yeah. I mean,
somebody had to talk to her.
364
00:20:44,021 --> 00:20:45,313
That was good of you, Boo.
365
00:20:45,439 --> 00:20:46,440
Yeah.
366
00:20:46,565 --> 00:20:49,401
Remember when Danita tried
to do Trish's corn rows?
367
00:20:50,903 --> 00:20:52,780
Even Black Cindy couldn't
fix that shit. Yeah.
368
00:20:52,947 --> 00:20:55,323
Poor kid. She walked
around looking like
369
00:20:55,449 --> 00:20:57,868
Ursula from
The Little Mermaid for weeks.
370
00:21:04,041 --> 00:21:05,292
You eat.
371
00:21:06,001 --> 00:21:07,168
Thank you.
372
00:21:07,878 --> 00:21:08,963
Fucking Chang.
373
00:21:09,129 --> 00:21:10,250
Who would've thought it, huh?
374
00:21:10,380 --> 00:21:11,632
Yeah.
375
00:21:12,215 --> 00:21:16,553
Hey!
Fresh out of the microwave.
376
00:21:17,930 --> 00:21:19,014
Gracias.
377
00:21:19,139 --> 00:21:20,223
Always thought
Tricia seemed nice.
378
00:21:20,307 --> 00:21:22,392
I mean,
I never talked to her much
379
00:21:22,517 --> 00:21:24,645
or nothing,
but she had a good vibe.
380
00:21:24,853 --> 00:21:25,854
Yeah.
381
00:21:25,980 --> 00:21:27,982
Sucks she hung herself.
382
00:21:29,441 --> 00:21:30,943
I'm really sorry for your loss.
383
00:21:31,026 --> 00:21:32,903
Yeah. Gracias.
384
00:21:34,154 --> 00:21:35,196
Let me smell.
385
00:21:35,322 --> 00:21:36,448
What do you think?
386
00:21:36,657 --> 00:21:38,158
What's up?
387
00:21:38,241 --> 00:21:40,828
Thought y'all could use some
comfort food.
388
00:21:42,121 --> 00:21:43,413
Oh, shit!
389
00:21:45,666 --> 00:21:47,668
You know, I talked to her once
in the food line.
390
00:21:48,877 --> 00:21:50,170
Man, we both hated goulash day.
391
00:21:51,212 --> 00:21:53,715
She pulled off them
rows really nice, too.
392
00:21:53,882 --> 00:21:55,843
Yeah. Well, for a white girl.
393
00:21:55,926 --> 00:21:57,136
Thanks for all of this.
394
00:21:57,344 --> 00:21:58,679
Oh, also...
395
00:22:02,432 --> 00:22:03,433
This.
396
00:22:04,643 --> 00:22:06,103
Holy shit.
397
00:22:06,186 --> 00:22:08,022
Looks like they forgot to turn
these potatoes into chips.
398
00:22:08,147 --> 00:22:09,857
Open that up, shawty.
399
00:22:10,024 --> 00:22:11,775
Shit!
You gotta check this out.
400
00:22:11,900 --> 00:22:14,444
What? Let me see.
What? No fucking way.
401
00:22:15,654 --> 00:22:17,447
Fucking check it out!
402
00:22:18,281 --> 00:22:20,951
You gotta pour one
out for her, right?
403
00:22:23,745 --> 00:22:24,830
Thanks, son.
404
00:22:24,955 --> 00:22:26,040
Yeah.
405
00:22:28,542 --> 00:22:29,960
Looks like we throwing a party.
406
00:22:30,044 --> 00:22:31,294
Fucking-A.
407
00:22:31,795 --> 00:22:35,049
We were having our coffee,
reading the paper.
408
00:22:35,214 --> 00:22:41,555
And all of a sudden there are two huge
guys with badges at our front door.
409
00:22:41,889 --> 00:22:43,390
Piper wasn't even dressed.
410
00:22:43,473 --> 00:22:45,266
You never expect to
be in your pajamas
411
00:22:45,392 --> 00:22:47,226
the moment your
life changes forever.
412
00:22:47,352 --> 00:22:48,770
That's true, isn't it?
413
00:22:48,896 --> 00:22:51,481
At the very least you'd have
underwear on, hopefully.
414
00:22:51,565 --> 00:22:55,402
And how did you feel
once you started to understand
415
00:22:55,485 --> 00:22:57,738
that she'd actually
committed the crime?
416
00:22:57,863 --> 00:23:00,115
That your fiancee was
an indicted criminal?
417
00:23:00,239 --> 00:23:03,410
I was blindsided,
that's for sure.
418
00:23:03,744 --> 00:23:08,498
But it's like anything, eventually
it starts to feel normal.
419
00:23:10,167 --> 00:23:14,755
You figure out the right words to
say to other people. You adjust.
420
00:23:16,255 --> 00:23:19,467
I have to assume that
Piper is much more fortunate
421
00:23:19,593 --> 00:23:21,344
than a lot of
the women in there with her.
422
00:23:21,469 --> 00:23:25,933
You're able to drive up to see
her, you have resources, family.
423
00:23:26,141 --> 00:23:30,771
Yeah. Yeah. We're very lucky.
I see her a lot.
424
00:23:30,938 --> 00:23:32,106
What are your visits like?
425
00:23:32,231 --> 00:23:37,276
Oh, you know. She catches me up
on all the latest prison gossip.
426
00:23:37,402 --> 00:23:39,154
Which is actually
highly entertaining.
427
00:23:39,278 --> 00:23:40,321
Really?
Yeah.
428
00:23:40,447 --> 00:23:43,491
Can you tell us some
of your favorite stories?
429
00:23:44,283 --> 00:23:47,746
Oh, man. Well, I think my
favorite is one of the first.
430
00:23:57,631 --> 00:23:58,632
Ow!
431
00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:00,634
Dandelion! You okay?
432
00:24:01,135 --> 00:24:04,303
No touching.
No touching, okay? I'm fine.
433
00:24:04,805 --> 00:24:06,640
I'm real sorry about that.
434
00:24:06,765 --> 00:24:11,103
There used to be a sign that
said, "Caution. Wet floor."
435
00:24:11,186 --> 00:24:13,105
Really told people
what was going on.
436
00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:19,861
Suzanne, do you think
you could help me up?
437
00:24:20,487 --> 00:24:21,780
It's okay.
438
00:24:21,863 --> 00:24:23,824
Okay. Man. Okay.
439
00:24:25,117 --> 00:24:27,202
Here we go. Okay.
440
00:24:27,326 --> 00:24:29,037
Okay. Okay.
441
00:24:29,163 --> 00:24:32,207
This is my fault.
This is my fault.
442
00:24:32,749 --> 00:24:34,835
My fault. My fault.
443
00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:36,281
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Please, don't,
444
00:24:36,335 --> 00:24:37,629
please, please,
please, don't do that.
445
00:24:37,712 --> 00:24:39,756
Please... It's okay.
446
00:24:41,049 --> 00:24:42,092
Thanks.
447
00:24:42,217 --> 00:24:44,845
I'm gonna make sure
you get home okay.
448
00:24:45,846 --> 00:24:47,346
No weird stuff.
449
00:24:48,182 --> 00:24:49,516
Thanks.
450
00:24:54,980 --> 00:24:56,648
You know this doesn't mean
I'm your wife, right?
451
00:24:58,525 --> 00:25:02,696
I'm in much more of a
loving-being-single phase, anyway.
452
00:25:02,779 --> 00:25:06,158
I don't wanna be tied down.
You feel me?
453
00:25:07,075 --> 00:25:08,409
Oh, I feel you.
454
00:25:15,667 --> 00:25:19,254
Thank you, Suzanne.
Thank you very much.
455
00:25:23,591 --> 00:25:24,592
Ah!
456
00:25:25,593 --> 00:25:27,637
Suzanne, would you
mind taking this pillow
457
00:25:27,762 --> 00:25:29,806
and putting it
underneath my knee?
458
00:25:32,059 --> 00:25:33,727
You're not gonna pee, are you?
459
00:25:33,894 --> 00:25:38,565
No. When I get angry sometimes
I can't control myself.
460
00:25:38,648 --> 00:25:43,611
That's why I go to Looney Jail sometimes.
Psych. But not like "psych!"
461
00:25:44,612 --> 00:25:46,740
I gotta work on self-control.
462
00:25:46,865 --> 00:25:48,700
I can come back up
here when I'm in control
463
00:25:48,783 --> 00:25:50,744
'cause Mommy and
Daddy and the lawyer
464
00:25:50,911 --> 00:25:52,871
have an agreement
with the warden.
465
00:25:52,996 --> 00:25:56,708
Yeah. I like it up here.
I just gotta use the signal.
466
00:25:57,084 --> 00:25:58,377
What's the signal?
467
00:26:00,795 --> 00:26:04,799
Yeah. Helps the guards
know it's cool.
468
00:26:04,925 --> 00:26:07,219
Otherwise, back down.
469
00:26:07,344 --> 00:26:09,054
Is Psych worse than the SHU?
470
00:26:09,428 --> 00:26:10,764
Way worse.
471
00:26:10,931 --> 00:26:12,015
Scary.
472
00:26:12,974 --> 00:26:16,019
It's bold. Cold. Old.
473
00:26:16,728 --> 00:26:20,899
It's real bad. I wouldn't
wish it on the worst gremlin.
474
00:26:21,691 --> 00:26:22,931
But they give
you a therapist...
475
00:26:22,984 --> 00:26:24,152
No.
476
00:26:24,278 --> 00:26:29,116
Nope. I mean, they give me
medication and make me calm.
477
00:26:29,199 --> 00:26:31,492
But that just makes me sleepy.
478
00:26:31,659 --> 00:26:34,579
Sometimes when I'm real upset,
they tie me down.
479
00:26:34,746 --> 00:26:37,124
Like a balloon.
So I don't fly away.
480
00:26:37,456 --> 00:26:38,917
That sounds horrible.
481
00:26:39,126 --> 00:26:41,586
Yeah. Nobody comes
back from Psych.
482
00:26:42,545 --> 00:26:43,880
Except me.
483
00:26:44,839 --> 00:26:49,303
Once you go to Psych,
you get lost in Psych.
484
00:26:49,761 --> 00:26:53,807
It's like that place with the three corners?
In the ocean?
485
00:26:53,974 --> 00:26:55,392
The Bermuda Triangle.
486
00:26:55,516 --> 00:26:58,395
We should play charades
sometime, Dandelion.
487
00:26:58,477 --> 00:27:03,608
We'd make great partners.
Not wives. Just partners.
488
00:27:06,778 --> 00:27:09,323
Oh, can I ask you
one more question?
489
00:27:09,948 --> 00:27:11,199
Yeah, of course.
490
00:27:12,451 --> 00:27:16,746
How come everyone
calls me Crazy Eyes?
491
00:27:47,110 --> 00:27:49,528
Oh! God, no!
492
00:27:56,203 --> 00:27:59,164
Another five milligrams
of diazepam for Doggett.
493
00:27:59,247 --> 00:28:01,708
I don't need any more.
I don't need no...
494
00:28:01,875 --> 00:28:03,126
Hey!
495
00:28:05,879 --> 00:28:07,381
I'm not crazy.
496
00:28:07,672 --> 00:28:10,258
Jesus, where are
you when I need you?
497
00:28:13,094 --> 00:28:16,306
No! Please.
I'm not crazy, I swear.
498
00:28:16,473 --> 00:28:19,226
If you weren't crazy, you
wouldn't have to work so hard
499
00:28:19,351 --> 00:28:20,894
to convince
everyone you're sane.
500
00:28:29,861 --> 00:28:32,739
To Tricia.
May she rest in peace.
501
00:28:41,748 --> 00:28:42,790
Hey, Boo!
Hey!
502
00:28:42,916 --> 00:28:43,875
Oh, fuck off!
503
00:28:43,958 --> 00:28:46,420
Got to pour one out
for our girl, huh?
504
00:28:46,627 --> 00:28:47,670
Shit.
505
00:28:48,463 --> 00:28:49,589
Take it, take it.
506
00:28:49,756 --> 00:28:52,467
I thought you said they
weren't doing rounds today.
507
00:28:52,926 --> 00:28:54,219
Oh, it's just you.
508
00:28:54,302 --> 00:28:55,345
Yeah.
509
00:28:57,597 --> 00:28:58,765
Girl, get your ass in here.
510
00:29:03,562 --> 00:29:05,522
So this is what you
guys decided to do
511
00:29:05,646 --> 00:29:07,607
instead of come
to my memorial? Huh?
512
00:29:07,690 --> 00:29:08,900
Get drunk?
513
00:29:08,983 --> 00:29:10,569
Which looks like more fun?
514
00:29:10,693 --> 00:29:12,237
Point, Nun.
515
00:29:13,447 --> 00:29:14,614
No, I can't.
516
00:29:14,739 --> 00:29:16,616
Hey, hand it over.
517
00:29:23,623 --> 00:29:25,417
Used to be a lady
in here who made
518
00:29:25,542 --> 00:29:27,335
the best toilet
hooch you've ever had.
519
00:29:27,961 --> 00:29:29,296
Shame she got out.
520
00:29:31,506 --> 00:29:32,507
Mmm!
521
00:29:33,883 --> 00:29:35,885
Why is having a drink
so cathartic sometimes?
522
00:29:35,969 --> 00:29:38,638
Booze helps you process.
At least where I come from.
523
00:29:38,721 --> 00:29:40,681
My family just yelled at
each other when they drank
524
00:29:40,723 --> 00:29:42,476
and then pretended
like nothing happened.
525
00:29:42,725 --> 00:29:43,726
Ah.
526
00:29:43,810 --> 00:29:46,646
This explains the wide-eyed,
ice-princess uptight thing.
527
00:29:46,771 --> 00:29:48,315
I'm not uptight!
528
00:29:50,191 --> 00:29:52,693
Really? Is that funny?
It's really that hilarious?
529
00:29:52,819 --> 00:29:53,987
No, it's fine.
530
00:30:07,292 --> 00:30:08,835
You're awfully quiet, Nichols.
531
00:30:09,586 --> 00:30:11,338
It's been a long day, you know?
532
00:30:11,838 --> 00:30:13,340
Look at this shit.
533
00:30:13,465 --> 00:30:15,842
Still kept track of everything
she owed everybody.
534
00:30:18,470 --> 00:30:21,306
How's that for karma,
huh? Yoga?
535
00:30:21,389 --> 00:30:23,183
That girl, she was good.
536
00:30:23,683 --> 00:30:27,187
Better than any of us. Too fucking
good for this fucking place.
537
00:30:27,395 --> 00:30:30,106
Well, fuck that. We all are.
538
00:30:32,442 --> 00:30:33,610
To Trish.
539
00:30:33,734 --> 00:30:34,986
To Trish.
540
00:30:36,779 --> 00:30:40,450
Hey, come on, Benny.
Shoot one back with me, bud?
541
00:30:40,617 --> 00:30:41,897
Nah, it's all right.
I'm driving.
542
00:30:41,951 --> 00:30:43,662
Suit yourself.
543
00:31:01,054 --> 00:31:02,514
Hello, ladies.
544
00:31:03,139 --> 00:31:04,516
How are we doing this evening?
545
00:31:04,724 --> 00:31:06,100
Buy us a drink?
546
00:31:06,309 --> 00:31:07,686
Are you serious?
547
00:31:07,768 --> 00:31:10,813
That's the first thing you say
to me, buy us a fucking drink?
548
00:31:10,897 --> 00:31:13,733
You believe these
fucking sluts, Bennett?
549
00:31:13,858 --> 00:31:15,402
What the fuck is
wrong with you?
550
00:31:15,485 --> 00:31:16,903
I'm sorry.
We just had a long week,
551
00:31:17,070 --> 00:31:18,446
we're letting off
some steam here.
552
00:31:18,572 --> 00:31:19,656
He didn't mean it.
553
00:31:19,739 --> 00:31:21,700
Yeah,
'cause we work at the prison.
554
00:31:21,824 --> 00:31:23,993
No shit?
That's gotta be scary.
555
00:31:24,827 --> 00:31:28,415
A girl died yesterday.
Hung herself.
556
00:31:28,498 --> 00:31:32,919
Should've seen how her eyes fucking bulged
out of her head.
557
00:31:33,378 --> 00:31:35,963
Like that actor, that...
558
00:31:36,089 --> 00:31:38,841
Oh, come on, the
one with the big eyes...
559
00:31:38,925 --> 00:31:42,596
Oh, come on! You know, the fucking...
The ugly one.
560
00:31:43,930 --> 00:31:46,766
All right. I think, maybe we
should get you home, man.
561
00:31:48,309 --> 00:31:49,310
Oh.
562
00:31:50,270 --> 00:31:52,855
You know what pisses me off, Benny?
563
00:31:53,231 --> 00:31:55,316
These fucking
bitches look at me like I'm
564
00:31:55,442 --> 00:31:57,527
some goddamn piece
of meat, you know?
565
00:31:57,611 --> 00:31:59,613
Like a fucking sex toy.
566
00:31:59,738 --> 00:32:01,781
But I'm a human being, man.
567
00:32:01,906 --> 00:32:05,493
I'm a person, you know,
with feelings and emotions.
568
00:32:06,745 --> 00:32:09,623
Does anybody ever ask me
how my day is going?
569
00:32:10,790 --> 00:32:12,125
No.
570
00:32:12,959 --> 00:32:17,297
We practically live with these girls.
We know everything about them.
571
00:32:18,298 --> 00:32:22,343
Do they ever for a second think
about our life outside of work?
572
00:32:23,219 --> 00:32:26,264
It's like we cease to exist
outside of those fucking walls.
573
00:32:26,347 --> 00:32:28,224
What the fuck is that?
574
00:32:29,726 --> 00:32:34,314
I'm sitting here, right?
Yeah, I exist!
575
00:32:40,654 --> 00:32:44,407
They think I'm so tall,
my feelings don't get hurt.
576
00:32:46,242 --> 00:32:47,452
All right, yeah.
577
00:32:48,953 --> 00:32:52,832
You are tall, buddy.
Come on. I'll drive you home.
578
00:32:52,999 --> 00:32:54,501
All right.
579
00:32:55,168 --> 00:32:57,170
All right, all right.
580
00:33:09,474 --> 00:33:11,518
Still a lightweight, huh, kid?
581
00:33:11,685 --> 00:33:15,647
Hooch is a little stronger
than Pinot Grigio, you know?
582
00:33:18,149 --> 00:33:20,234
You're looking very nice today.
583
00:33:20,401 --> 00:33:22,028
Better than you, at least.
584
00:33:22,153 --> 00:33:24,030
Are you off to
see you-know-who?
585
00:33:24,238 --> 00:33:25,406
Perhaps.
586
00:33:25,573 --> 00:33:28,868
Well, don't forget Larry's
interview is at 11:00 a.m.
587
00:33:29,076 --> 00:33:30,829
I wouldn't miss it.
588
00:33:32,163 --> 00:33:34,791
Well, you two are like
real butt buddies these days.
589
00:33:34,999 --> 00:33:37,960
What do you think about that thing
that Big Boo said last night?
590
00:33:38,085 --> 00:33:39,879
About Tricia's karma?
591
00:33:40,087 --> 00:33:42,590
I think that we were all drunk
and bullshitting.
592
00:33:42,799 --> 00:33:44,843
What if it's not bullshit?
593
00:33:46,177 --> 00:33:48,638
I don't think that Pennsatucky
deserves to be in Psych.
594
00:33:48,888 --> 00:33:52,559
Look, you're just hung over
and feeling emo, all right?
595
00:33:52,642 --> 00:33:55,186
She's exactly
where she belongs.
596
00:33:55,269 --> 00:33:56,896
We basically
performed a public service.
597
00:33:57,021 --> 00:33:58,606
It's pretty horrible, Alex.
598
00:33:58,898 --> 00:34:00,066
You thought it was hilarious.
599
00:34:00,191 --> 00:34:02,819
That was before I talked to Suzanne
about what psych was like.
600
00:34:02,902 --> 00:34:03,903
Who's Suzanne?
601
00:34:03,986 --> 00:34:04,987
Crazy Eyes.
602
00:34:05,071 --> 00:34:07,031
Are you cheating on me and
Larry with Crazy Eyes?
603
00:34:07,114 --> 00:34:08,834
'Cause there is not
room for the four of us.
604
00:34:08,908 --> 00:34:10,660
Shut up. This is not funny.
605
00:34:10,744 --> 00:34:14,372
She said that Psych
is even worse than the SHU.
606
00:34:14,455 --> 00:34:16,916
And I can't even begin...
I can't.
607
00:34:16,999 --> 00:34:18,360
You know,
you really shouldn't have
608
00:34:18,418 --> 00:34:19,858
started this whole
gaslighting thing.
609
00:34:19,878 --> 00:34:20,920
Whoa, what is with the blaming?
610
00:34:21,003 --> 00:34:22,839
You sent her
into that bathroom.
611
00:34:22,922 --> 00:34:25,132
Do not project your
conscience onto me.
612
00:34:25,258 --> 00:34:27,510
Especially before
I'm barely awake.
613
00:34:27,635 --> 00:34:31,138
You know, you're absolutely right.
You're absolutely right.
614
00:34:31,264 --> 00:34:32,599
I am gonna go to
Caputo's office
615
00:34:32,724 --> 00:34:34,058
and I'm gonna tell
him that it was my fault
616
00:34:34,141 --> 00:34:35,435
and that he should let her out.
617
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:37,854
Okay, I get your point,
Pipes. I get it.
618
00:34:37,978 --> 00:34:40,314
You think that
it was wrong. Cool.
619
00:34:41,148 --> 00:34:44,444
I am so tired of running away
from my shit, Alex.
620
00:34:44,569 --> 00:34:46,738
You said it yesterday.
I compartmentalize
621
00:34:46,863 --> 00:34:49,031
everything to make
myself feel better.
622
00:34:49,616 --> 00:34:51,868
I mean, I'm having
an affair with you.
623
00:34:51,951 --> 00:34:55,121
And we did not play a prank
on Pennsatucky, we were mean.
624
00:34:55,204 --> 00:34:58,291
I cannot let her
stay in Psych. I can't.
625
00:34:58,416 --> 00:35:00,501
Okay,
I would like to stress that
626
00:35:00,627 --> 00:35:02,796
I think this is
truly fucking stupid.
627
00:35:03,129 --> 00:35:05,840
It was me that
started this whole thing.
628
00:35:05,965 --> 00:35:08,927
Then I'll take this
one for the both of us.
629
00:35:14,474 --> 00:35:16,810
Are you off
the phone now?
630
00:35:17,435 --> 00:35:20,104
It wasn't in the bathroom,
either.
631
00:35:20,187 --> 00:35:22,941
Did you look at
all while I was out?
632
00:35:24,984 --> 00:35:27,069
Alex,
I understand you're upset,
633
00:35:27,153 --> 00:35:31,073
but could you at least acknowledge
I'm a person who is speaking?
634
00:35:32,199 --> 00:35:35,328
If I miss this
flight I'm screwed.
635
00:35:38,205 --> 00:35:42,251
Alex! Passport! Hello?
636
00:35:44,420 --> 00:35:45,839
My mom died.
637
00:35:50,802 --> 00:35:51,928
What?
638
00:35:55,473 --> 00:35:59,435
My aunt just called up. It
happened this morning, I guess.
639
00:36:01,312 --> 00:36:02,897
Oh, Alex.
640
00:36:04,565 --> 00:36:06,192
I'm so sorry.
641
00:36:07,401 --> 00:36:10,905
My first instinct was
to call her to talk about it.
642
00:36:15,994 --> 00:36:17,620
What happened?
643
00:36:18,037 --> 00:36:20,164
An aneurysm.
644
00:36:21,541 --> 00:36:25,378
I don't know. My aunt said so many
things I don't even remember now.
645
00:36:25,503 --> 00:36:27,046
What can I do?
646
00:36:27,672 --> 00:36:29,382
I don't know.
I mean, I need to fly home.
647
00:36:29,465 --> 00:36:31,050
I need to figure
out the funeral
648
00:36:31,175 --> 00:36:32,719
because there's no
one else to do it.
649
00:36:32,969 --> 00:36:34,053
Okay.
650
00:36:35,722 --> 00:36:39,809
Will you see if you could find us
two seats out on a flight today?
651
00:36:45,690 --> 00:36:47,567
Al, I can't go with you.
652
00:36:51,445 --> 00:36:52,613
What?
653
00:36:54,073 --> 00:36:56,951
I am so sorry about your mom.
654
00:37:00,246 --> 00:37:02,081
But this doesn't
change anything.
655
00:37:02,832 --> 00:37:04,709
You're still leaving?
656
00:37:05,710 --> 00:37:07,086
Right now?
657
00:37:09,088 --> 00:37:13,426
My mother just died.
I can't fucking believe you.
658
00:37:15,595 --> 00:37:17,764
I can't be your
girlfriend anymore.
659
00:37:17,847 --> 00:37:20,600
Yeah, and apparently
not even my friend.
660
00:37:23,728 --> 00:37:25,688
Top drawer,
underneath my T-shirts.
661
00:37:25,855 --> 00:37:27,147
Jesus, Alex!
662
00:37:29,567 --> 00:37:31,485
You fucking hid it?
663
00:37:37,700 --> 00:37:39,452
Please don't leave.
664
00:37:40,787 --> 00:37:42,038
Not now.
665
00:37:52,339 --> 00:37:54,258
You shouldn't
really be out here.
666
00:37:54,341 --> 00:37:56,636
It's okay.
I wanted to see you.
667
00:37:57,303 --> 00:37:58,554
How are you feeling?
668
00:38:00,306 --> 00:38:03,643
Okay. A little better. You
heard anything from the warden?
669
00:38:03,726 --> 00:38:06,062
No. I'm...
670
00:38:06,145 --> 00:38:07,521
To be honest,
I think I might have
671
00:38:07,647 --> 00:38:09,023
underestimated
how long it'll take.
672
00:38:09,148 --> 00:38:11,484
They said it could be weeks,
or maybe even months.
673
00:38:11,651 --> 00:38:13,444
We don't got much time.
I know.
674
00:38:13,527 --> 00:38:16,072
Daya, look, I'm really starting
to freak out a little.
675
00:38:16,155 --> 00:38:17,782
I mean, I'm trying to be cool.
676
00:38:17,865 --> 00:38:19,408
But, you know,
I could be arrested for this.
677
00:38:19,492 --> 00:38:21,285
It's not just my job.
It's my whole life, you know?
678
00:38:21,368 --> 00:38:23,287
And I know it's yours,
too, of course.
679
00:38:23,412 --> 00:38:25,331
I don't know how
we're gonna fix this...
680
00:38:28,835 --> 00:38:31,629
It'll be okay.
I know it will.
681
00:38:32,379 --> 00:38:34,799
We'll figure
something out, okay?
682
00:38:35,508 --> 00:38:36,801
Okay.
683
00:38:39,137 --> 00:38:41,347
You know,
would you have liked me
684
00:38:41,514 --> 00:38:43,766
if we would have met
out in the real world?
685
00:38:43,933 --> 00:38:45,184
Yeah.
686
00:38:45,810 --> 00:38:47,561
For real?
Of course.
687
00:38:48,562 --> 00:38:52,232
I would've bought you a drink.
Chatted you up.
688
00:38:52,692 --> 00:38:55,194
I don't know if we would
have been in the same club.
689
00:38:55,361 --> 00:38:57,071
Who knows?
You know, I ended up
690
00:38:57,196 --> 00:38:58,916
in a skeezy dive bar
with Mendez last night.
691
00:38:59,032 --> 00:39:03,202
Never thought I'd be in a place like that.
Oh, man, he was so drunk.
692
00:39:03,327 --> 00:39:04,370
Really?
693
00:39:04,537 --> 00:39:06,497
Wasted, Daya.
Oh, it was hilarious.
694
00:39:06,580 --> 00:39:08,041
These two nasty girls
started hitting on him,
695
00:39:08,207 --> 00:39:09,625
then he went on this whole rant
696
00:39:09,709 --> 00:39:11,210
about how women
treat him like meat
697
00:39:11,335 --> 00:39:13,004
and never ask him
how he's doing or anything.
698
00:39:13,087 --> 00:39:15,798
Who knew he was
such a delicate flower?
699
00:39:16,549 --> 00:39:18,509
I wish you could've seen it.
700
00:39:19,468 --> 00:39:21,012
Me, too.
701
00:39:42,742 --> 00:39:44,160
Mr. Caputo?
702
00:39:44,744 --> 00:39:46,746
What do you need, Chapman?
703
00:39:47,663 --> 00:39:49,874
I'd like to talk to you
about Tiffany Doggett.
704
00:39:51,042 --> 00:39:54,128
We took care of her. She
won't be a problem anymore.
705
00:39:54,628 --> 00:39:57,131
It wasn't her fault.
It was mine.
706
00:39:57,256 --> 00:40:00,760
And I would like to fill out a report.
Officially.
707
00:40:04,972 --> 00:40:06,015
Have a seat.
708
00:40:21,655 --> 00:40:23,616
What the fuck are you doing?
709
00:40:23,699 --> 00:40:27,286
You are out of bounds. Get back
behind the line immediately, inmate.
710
00:40:27,411 --> 00:40:32,416
Sorry, I was just... I wanted to talk.
Is that okay?
711
00:40:33,292 --> 00:40:35,377
You must get bored in here.
712
00:40:37,379 --> 00:40:39,423
It's not stimulating, no.
713
00:40:39,506 --> 00:40:41,842
You like other posts
more than the bubble?
714
00:40:42,802 --> 00:40:44,971
Cafeteria's my favorite.
715
00:40:45,138 --> 00:40:47,140
More to do, keeps you busy.
716
00:40:47,265 --> 00:40:48,975
Fucking hate that intake.
717
00:40:49,058 --> 00:40:53,146
The goddamn ID machine's
always broken. Why?
718
00:40:54,021 --> 00:40:56,607
No reason.
Just curious about your day.
719
00:40:59,068 --> 00:41:01,445
Well, it's
important to stay occupied.
720
00:41:01,570 --> 00:41:03,948
That's why I work on
these brain exercises.
721
00:41:04,031 --> 00:41:06,159
You know, a job like this,
you gotta stay sharp.
722
00:41:06,242 --> 00:41:08,202
You gotta stay on
top of your game.
723
00:41:08,327 --> 00:41:11,497
You gotta stay a step ahead.
Quick like a snake.
724
00:41:14,625 --> 00:41:17,962
In case any crossword
criminals jump out at you?
725
00:41:21,548 --> 00:41:26,887
You know, the other day I just
read this article about Sudoku.
726
00:41:27,554 --> 00:41:30,891
Turns out, the Japanese
did not invent it.
727
00:41:31,017 --> 00:41:34,436
Some American,
some guy came up with it,
728
00:41:34,561 --> 00:41:38,024
originally called
it Numbers Place.
729
00:41:38,816 --> 00:41:41,401
Now I don't know what
Sudoku means in Japanese,
730
00:41:41,527 --> 00:41:45,405
but I find it a little bit odd that
it came out right before 9/11.
731
00:41:57,835 --> 00:41:59,045
You are glowing.
732
00:41:59,295 --> 00:42:00,504
Am I?
733
00:42:05,551 --> 00:42:11,891
Jean, I don't want to jinx it, but I
think I'll hear about my appeal soon.
734
00:42:13,642 --> 00:42:15,644
Where would you like to go?
735
00:42:15,811 --> 00:42:17,563
What do you mean?
736
00:42:17,688 --> 00:42:20,900
On your first night out.
Where should we go?
737
00:42:21,025 --> 00:42:23,069
Anywhere you like.
738
00:42:23,903 --> 00:42:28,741
You must believe, lanmou mwen.
Believe and it will happen.
739
00:42:31,327 --> 00:42:34,330
You remember that
little Italian place down
740
00:42:34,454 --> 00:42:37,416
in the basement,
on Montague Street?
741
00:42:37,541 --> 00:42:39,085
The one with the fresh bread.
742
00:42:39,210 --> 00:42:40,627
Of course I do.
743
00:42:40,836 --> 00:42:42,671
I'd like to go there.
744
00:42:43,005 --> 00:42:44,464
And after?
745
00:42:45,049 --> 00:42:47,593
Anywhere, with you.
746
00:42:53,099 --> 00:42:54,516
Attention all officers,
747
00:42:54,641 --> 00:42:56,060
intake for new
prisoners will be in one hour.
748
00:42:56,143 --> 00:42:59,188
Come in. She's family.
749
00:43:04,402 --> 00:43:06,404
I'll do it.
I got it all set up.
750
00:43:06,528 --> 00:43:09,448
You're sure? Did you tell
him you wanted drugs?
751
00:43:09,615 --> 00:43:12,076
No, I just talked to him.
752
00:43:12,368 --> 00:43:14,787
Simple.
It's clean. I like it.
753
00:43:15,454 --> 00:43:19,541
I didn't want to be this graphic
in front of your mother.
754
00:43:20,584 --> 00:43:22,169
But you know he needs to...
755
00:43:23,379 --> 00:43:24,630
Cum inside of you.
756
00:43:24,797 --> 00:43:26,132
Or on you.
757
00:43:26,506 --> 00:43:29,885
Right. Okay, if... At the very least,
you got to Lewinsky this shit.
758
00:43:29,969 --> 00:43:31,678
Get some splooge
on your uniform.
759
00:43:31,804 --> 00:43:33,555
Anything that'll
be concrete proof.
760
00:43:35,474 --> 00:43:38,311
After you're done, you go
straight to the medic's office.
761
00:43:38,394 --> 00:43:41,897
Tell him you've been raped. Have
him do an exam immediately.
762
00:43:41,981 --> 00:43:43,441
Don't stop to pee.
763
00:43:43,523 --> 00:43:46,193
Don't wash anything.
Understand?
764
00:43:49,238 --> 00:43:50,697
Go get 'em, tiger.
765
00:44:03,669 --> 00:44:05,838
Well, you're not in the SHU.
Mmm-mmm.
766
00:44:05,921 --> 00:44:09,675
Janitorial duty.
Night shift. Two weeks.
767
00:44:10,343 --> 00:44:11,635
You're lucky.
768
00:44:12,178 --> 00:44:14,263
You better be
careful for a while.
769
00:44:17,475 --> 00:44:18,851
No, no, no, no, no.
770
00:44:18,934 --> 00:44:20,853
I think that looks like the exact
opposite of being careful.
771
00:44:20,978 --> 00:44:22,396
Regnery is on duty again.
772
00:44:23,356 --> 00:44:25,191
Come be my little spoon.
773
00:44:32,323 --> 00:44:33,740
Gosh!
774
00:44:35,784 --> 00:44:38,120
Ow. How do you
sleep on this thing?
775
00:44:38,662 --> 00:44:39,955
Not well.
776
00:44:44,251 --> 00:44:45,919
Hey, I am proud of you.
777
00:44:47,963 --> 00:44:49,548
Yeah?
Yeah.
778
00:44:52,885 --> 00:44:58,224
That was really brave. I mean,
it was dumb, but brave.
779
00:45:02,061 --> 00:45:03,229
You know,
780
00:45:04,438 --> 00:45:09,360
I don't think that anyone has ever
used that word to describe me
781
00:45:09,443 --> 00:45:11,237
in the history of the universe.
782
00:45:14,572 --> 00:45:17,159
I'm glad we have
each other in here, kid.
783
00:45:17,535 --> 00:45:18,827
Yeah, me, too.
784
00:45:19,870 --> 00:45:25,209
I mean, I'd rather be on a beach in
Tahiti, but this is a close second.
785
00:45:28,962 --> 00:45:32,425
Why do you always
feel so inevitable to me?
786
00:45:35,386 --> 00:45:36,762
I heart you.
787
00:45:36,887 --> 00:45:38,055
You heart me?
788
00:45:38,180 --> 00:45:39,348
Yeah.
789
00:45:39,515 --> 00:45:42,600
What is that? Is that like
"I love you" for pussies?
790
00:45:42,768 --> 00:45:44,395
Say "pussy" again.
791
00:46:09,295 --> 00:46:10,963
I heart you, too.
792
00:46:11,629 --> 00:46:14,925
Hey, not-lesbians.
It's 11:00.
793
00:46:15,050 --> 00:46:16,802
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
794
00:46:16,927 --> 00:46:18,471
Do you have a radio?
Yeah.
795
00:46:21,014 --> 00:46:23,142
Are you gonna be okay to
listen to this thing together?
796
00:46:23,309 --> 00:46:25,811
I mean, I don't think
it's against the rules.
797
00:46:27,313 --> 00:46:29,148
Okay.
Okay. Here.
798
00:46:32,776 --> 00:46:34,736
Chances are,
most of you have been there.
799
00:46:34,820 --> 00:46:37,655
It starts with
two people in love.
800
00:46:37,739 --> 00:46:41,034
You make a lot of promises, tell each
other you're different from the rest,
801
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:42,453
the exception.
802
00:46:43,912 --> 00:46:46,039
For a month or two,
the long, meandering
803
00:46:46,165 --> 00:46:48,334
conversations feel
foreign and exciting.
804
00:46:48,417 --> 00:46:51,170
A chance to get to know one
another in a more intimate level.
805
00:46:52,171 --> 00:46:56,467
And then, slowly, so slowly
you might not even notice,
806
00:46:56,550 --> 00:47:01,597
conversations are replaced by missed
calls and resentful voicemails.
807
00:47:02,139 --> 00:47:03,390
And then finally,
808
00:47:04,141 --> 00:47:05,976
the day comes when
the two of you admit
809
00:47:06,101 --> 00:47:07,978
that you aren't,
in fact, the exception.
810
00:47:10,981 --> 00:47:13,775
That being far away from
the person you love most
811
00:47:13,942 --> 00:47:18,572
is difficult on the good days
and impossible on the bad ones.
812
00:47:22,868 --> 00:47:26,038
Today, we're exploring
long-distance relationships
813
00:47:26,955 --> 00:47:28,541
and talking with
a few New Yorkers
814
00:47:28,624 --> 00:47:31,751
who are currently navigating
these treacherous waters.
815
00:47:32,545 --> 00:47:35,755
I'm Maury Kind,
encouraging you to take
816
00:47:35,881 --> 00:47:39,092
a break from life
and join us, won't you?
817
00:47:40,553 --> 00:47:43,055
Can you tell us some
of your favorite stories?
818
00:47:43,138 --> 00:47:44,181
Oh, man.
819
00:47:45,349 --> 00:47:49,269
Well, I think my
favorite is one of the first.
820
00:47:50,604 --> 00:47:54,692
This insane girl,
like, actually insane,
821
00:47:54,774 --> 00:47:58,696
the kind of person who belongs in a
psychiatric hospital not a prison,
822
00:47:58,820 --> 00:48:00,656
but that's a whole
other discussion.
823
00:48:00,738 --> 00:48:04,784
She decides that Piper
is going to be her wife.
824
00:48:05,743 --> 00:48:10,332
She followed her around for days.
Wrote her this horrible poem.
825
00:48:11,166 --> 00:48:14,878
Do things like that concern
you in terms of Piper's safety?
826
00:48:15,087 --> 00:48:18,798
Of course.
Yeah, of course. Absolutely.
827
00:48:19,799 --> 00:48:21,719
I know she can handle herself,
828
00:48:22,386 --> 00:48:24,179
but when you're dealing
with unstable women,
829
00:48:24,263 --> 00:48:26,764
you have no idea what they're
actually capable of.
830
00:48:26,932 --> 00:48:32,438
I mean, when your fiancee says
that she sleeps with one eye open
831
00:48:32,521 --> 00:48:35,023
because her
roommate is rumored to be
832
00:48:35,148 --> 00:48:37,610
a murderer and might
shiv her in her sleep,
833
00:48:37,735 --> 00:48:39,945
it's impossible
not to be scared.
834
00:48:40,028 --> 00:48:43,949
And I don't want to imply that
they're all crazy and dangerous.
835
00:48:45,284 --> 00:48:48,995
There's one girl who
should've been a track star.
836
00:48:49,121 --> 00:48:53,459
She was actually gonna start training
again while she was in there,
837
00:48:53,542 --> 00:48:57,421
but they shut the track down
because of budget cuts.
838
00:48:57,504 --> 00:49:00,424
There's the girl who has been
planning her wedding for months,
839
00:49:00,507 --> 00:49:02,384
just like everything is normal.
840
00:49:02,468 --> 00:49:06,138
Oh, but she is also sleeping
with the hot, lesbian junkie.
841
00:49:06,263 --> 00:49:08,390
How's that for a prison cliche?
842
00:49:09,224 --> 00:49:12,728
I mean, the cast of
characters goes on and on.
843
00:49:12,810 --> 00:49:17,733
There is the Russian woman who runs
the kitchen, totally terrifying,
844
00:49:17,815 --> 00:49:22,613
but she takes so much pride
in feeding everyone.
845
00:49:23,071 --> 00:49:25,823
You really have
to admire the way
846
00:49:25,949 --> 00:49:28,702
these women find
meaning in their days.
847
00:49:29,035 --> 00:49:31,664
How they take
care of each other.
848
00:49:34,832 --> 00:49:37,503
I'd like to
talk about the idea
849
00:49:37,628 --> 00:49:40,255
of female prison tropes,
if we could.
850
00:49:41,465 --> 00:49:44,510
It certainly seems
that sexual abuse
851
00:49:44,635 --> 00:49:47,680
and rape are very real threats.
852
00:49:48,347 --> 00:49:52,100
And then, of course,
there's the consensual sex.
853
00:49:52,184 --> 00:49:55,479
Did you and Piper make any
agreements before she left?
854
00:49:56,146 --> 00:49:57,147
Agreements?
855
00:49:57,230 --> 00:50:01,819
Well, pardon the pun, were any "get
out of jail free" cards handed out?
856
00:50:03,987 --> 00:50:07,366
No. I'm very
committed to the relationship.
857
00:50:07,533 --> 00:50:08,866
How about for her?
858
00:50:14,289 --> 00:50:15,708
No.
859
00:50:17,042 --> 00:50:21,879
No, we never
discussed any agreements.
860
00:50:22,005 --> 00:50:25,300
Which was probably naive of us.
861
00:50:26,343 --> 00:50:29,054
You know,
it's funny, whenever we
862
00:50:29,221 --> 00:50:31,973
talked about
cheating in an abstract way,
863
00:50:33,016 --> 00:50:35,352
I always said I wouldn't
care if she had sex
864
00:50:35,477 --> 00:50:37,855
with someone else,
if it's just sex.
865
00:50:38,146 --> 00:50:43,485
But suppose, theoretically,
866
00:50:44,236 --> 00:50:48,240
that someone she loved
was in there with her.
867
00:50:48,365 --> 00:50:50,617
Someone she had history with.
868
00:50:52,202 --> 00:50:57,416
Someone who could understand
her life in there
869
00:50:57,541 --> 00:51:01,253
in a way that I'll
never be able to.
870
00:51:02,087 --> 00:51:05,382
It would be
devastating to think that
871
00:51:05,465 --> 00:51:08,719
that person could give her
something that I can't.
872
00:51:10,970 --> 00:51:14,015
It would be way
worse than just sex.
873
00:51:15,809 --> 00:51:19,062
It would be...
874
00:51:20,272 --> 00:51:22,190
It would be a betrayal.
875
00:51:31,784 --> 00:51:33,076
He knows.
876
00:51:38,164 --> 00:51:40,417
It's not phone
hours yet, Chapman.
877
00:51:41,209 --> 00:51:42,795
This is an emergency.
878
00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:45,400
Go eat lunch. You can deal with
your emergency in a few minutes,
879
00:51:45,464 --> 00:51:47,299
just like everyone else.
880
00:51:50,176 --> 00:51:51,929
Nice radio play.
881
00:51:53,179 --> 00:51:54,556
Oh, my God.
882
00:52:17,663 --> 00:52:19,247
He used a condom.
883
00:52:19,372 --> 00:52:20,499
Do you have it?
884
00:52:20,666 --> 00:52:22,668
No. He took it with him.
885
00:52:22,835 --> 00:52:23,961
We went over this.
886
00:52:24,085 --> 00:52:25,170
I know, but...
887
00:52:25,337 --> 00:52:28,131
I couldn't do
anything about it. I...
888
00:52:28,674 --> 00:52:30,759
Well, you're just
gonna have to do it again.
889
00:52:32,218 --> 00:52:35,681
Better hope you were good
enough for him to want more.
890
00:53:38,660 --> 00:53:39,912
Oh, fuck!
891
00:53:50,630 --> 00:53:54,676
I am so, so, so sorry.
892
00:53:54,968 --> 00:53:57,303
I had no idea that
he was gonna say those things.
893
00:53:57,470 --> 00:53:59,347
Is that what you think of me?
894
00:54:15,655 --> 00:54:19,076
An inmate from Litchfield Federal
Prison is attempting to contact you.
895
00:54:19,158 --> 00:54:21,620
To accept the call,
please press one.
896
00:54:22,161 --> 00:54:24,039
So what did you think?
897
00:54:26,750 --> 00:54:28,001
How did you know?
898
00:54:28,460 --> 00:54:30,127
Know what, Piper?
899
00:54:31,128 --> 00:54:32,714
I know that you know.
900
00:54:33,465 --> 00:54:37,010
I want to hear you say it.
Tell me you had sex with her.
901
00:54:38,053 --> 00:54:39,304
Please don't do this.
902
00:54:39,554 --> 00:54:41,974
Are you still
having sex with her?
903
00:54:44,768 --> 00:54:45,852
Yes.
904
00:54:52,109 --> 00:54:57,280
Your counselor called me.
905
00:54:57,990 --> 00:55:02,201
Freely, Healy, told me he was
concerned about your behavior.
906
00:55:02,327 --> 00:55:04,663
He told me that you
had to spend some time
907
00:55:04,830 --> 00:55:07,206
in the SHU for
lesbian activity.
908
00:55:08,750 --> 00:55:12,629
So was this your revenge?
Trying to get me killed?
909
00:55:13,379 --> 00:55:16,549
Wait, wait, so, so, you're
the victim in all of this?
910
00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:18,010
They're just people, Larry.
911
00:55:18,135 --> 00:55:20,012
They're just women who are
trying to do their best.
912
00:55:20,095 --> 00:55:22,597
And you made them
sound like they were...
913
00:55:22,681 --> 00:55:23,682
Criminals?
914
00:55:24,557 --> 00:55:25,725
Jesus!
915
00:55:26,852 --> 00:55:28,394
Who are you?
916
00:55:28,561 --> 00:55:32,816
Who... I can't believe... You're
the one asking me that right now?
917
00:55:32,899 --> 00:55:34,526
I can't believe that...
No, actually,
918
00:55:34,651 --> 00:55:36,235
actually,
actually, of course, I can.
919
00:55:36,361 --> 00:55:39,196
I totally can,
because, because God forbid
920
00:55:39,364 --> 00:55:42,241
I would get to dictate
the conversation, ever!
921
00:55:42,701 --> 00:55:45,411
There hasn't been any
conversation to dictate, Larry.
922
00:55:45,537 --> 00:55:48,205
You haven't picked up the
phone in over a week!
923
00:55:49,708 --> 00:55:52,585
Do you have any idea what it
has been like in here for me?
924
00:55:52,711 --> 00:55:54,629
Do you have any idea
how lonely I've been?
925
00:55:54,713 --> 00:55:58,215
Lonely? Lonely, really?
You've been lonely, huh?
926
00:55:58,341 --> 00:56:00,177
That's... Okay,
that's interesting, because,
927
00:56:00,301 --> 00:56:02,137
you know,
I just assumed you were okay,
928
00:56:02,179 --> 00:56:03,763
because you have Alex now.
929
00:56:05,348 --> 00:56:06,725
Do you love her?
930
00:56:09,186 --> 00:56:13,106
No, that's...
It's difficult.
931
00:56:14,900 --> 00:56:16,317
Do you love her?
932
00:56:21,656 --> 00:56:22,782
Yes.
933
00:56:41,968 --> 00:56:43,260
She named you, you know?
934
00:56:46,139 --> 00:56:48,558
She's the whole fucking reason
you're in there.
935
00:56:49,434 --> 00:56:51,603
How does it feel
to be in love with
936
00:56:51,728 --> 00:56:53,939
the woman who ruined our lives?
937
00:56:55,481 --> 00:56:56,983
You lied to me?
938
00:56:58,068 --> 00:57:00,946
Guess that makes us
perfect for each other.
939
00:57:04,783 --> 00:57:06,910
I didn't mean for
any of this to happen.
940
00:57:09,621 --> 00:57:11,664
I think I need some time.
941
00:57:12,874 --> 00:57:14,251
What does that mean?
942
00:57:14,333 --> 00:57:16,461
I don't know.
I just... I need...
943
00:57:17,170 --> 00:57:22,453
I need some time, okay? I
need some time away from you.
944
00:57:23,260 --> 00:57:25,386
You have to let me fix this.
945
00:57:27,555 --> 00:57:29,515
I don't know if you can.
946
00:57:41,230 --> 00:57:51,421
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