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Did you get in trouble, too?
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Sometimes the feelings inside me
get messy like dirt.
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And I like to clean things.
Pretend the dirt is the feelings.
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This floor is my mind.
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That is called coping.
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And the COs don't care
'cause they like things clean.
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And that is called symbiosis.
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Suzanne, listen.
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Those things that Larry said on the radio?
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They sounded a lot worse
than they really were.
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And when I said those things to him,
it was before I knew you.
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Before I knew what a nice person you are.
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And you have to admit that you come on
a little strong.
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It's okay, Dandelion. You know why?
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I used to spend a lot of time thinking
how I could make you love me.
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Like, if I had long pretty hair,
or if I made a chocolate cake with frosting,
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or if I had a green bicycle.
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No! You are great the way that you are.
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I know.
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Because the answer is,
you're not a nice person.
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You're a mean person.
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And I used to think you was
a yellow dandelion
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but you're all dried up
with the puff blown off.
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And it's not your fault.
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You are who you are, like, I am who I am.
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I'm not mean.
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I didn't mean to be mean to you.
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You gotta start from the inside out
or else you'll step on the clean.
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Hey.
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Look at you, waking up for
crack of dawn I-told-you-so.
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That's dedication.
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I have to pee.
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But as long as I'm here, how's that
spontaneous confession treating you?
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Shittier than I thought, which is impressive,
considering I'm literally scrubbing toilets.
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You're sucking all of the joy out of my gloat.
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You gonna tell me what happened
with the fiancé?
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You know,
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I accused him of feeding on my misfortune
with the sensitivity of a vampire squid,
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and then he accused me of betraying him in
a disgusting, yet totally predictable manner.
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So, we're in a good place.
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I'm sorry, Pipes.
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And that was before he told me
that his father,
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AKA my lawyer, looked at the records
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and found out that it was you
who ratted me out to the Feds.
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Fuck.
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Don't worry about it.
I mean, fool me once, right?
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- Okay, listen...
- Alex.
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I'm over it. Really.
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It's fine.
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You got mine?
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Caputo's special!
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You know, you're not supposed
to take food out of here, Sister.
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Maybe we can bend that rule a bit.
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At my age you, you've got
to keep your blood sugar steady.
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I dip at around 10:00.
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Don't worry about it.
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Oatmeal and cheese sandwich, no crusts.
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You should eat something.
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He's coming.
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I like the shape of your ears.
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What else do you like the shape of?
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You know what I miss?
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Mimosas.
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I'm gonna need your help with something.
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You missed breakfast.
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I needed to sleep more than I needed eggs.
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Miss Claudette, I want to apologize
to you for everything that Larry said.
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I had no idea it was gonna...
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I know the stories they say
about me, Chapman.
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I wish you'd thought enough of me
to ask for the truth.
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If you're getting sick,
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please keep your hands clean
and stay on your side of the room.
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Tomorrow is a big day for me
and I won't have you ruin it.
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That seems to be a talent of yours.
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You ain't said nothin' all morning.
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There ain't nothing worth saying.
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And they say there's
no such thing as miracles.
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Yikes. No scrappy rejoinder?
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They must have put you on the scary meds.
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Why ain't you throwing back at her?
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'Cause there ain't no point,
Leanne, all right? I got beat.
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Ain't nobody up there
looking out for me no more.
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I'm looking out for you.
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You know, he finally come to me,
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after all this time that
I've been following him.
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I finally heard him talk to me,
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him saying how I was his girl, I was.
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Turns out it weren't him.
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No, it was Chapman,
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the bitch devil of Litchfield.
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Well, you missed her boyfriend's
crazy radio show.
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Hey. Chapman put her ass on the line
to get you out of Psych, you know?
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She's cleaning toilets every morning
like Private "fucking" Benjamin.
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Look, I ain't looking for revenge, okay?
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She'd probably kick my ass anyway.
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No way, Tucky.
You're small but you got spit.
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Man, do you know what it means,
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when there ain't nobody up there
punishing the evildoers?
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It means there ain't nobody
giving out prizes for the good ones, neither.
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'Cause there ain't no judge,
there ain't no justice.
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We just crawl around this Earth like ants
and then we die.
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You don't gotta kill it.
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I'm just thinking about you, is all.
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I mean, you show 'em a baby,
you get good money from the government.
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Plus WIC packages.
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All kinds of things
in them packages you get.
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Cheese, peanut butter.
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Baby food.
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Hell, you can make a good casserole
out of baby food.
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Sprinkle some Fritos on top, tuna.
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Tasty as hell, and baby food is vegetables.
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Well, if you're eating all the baby food,
what's the baby supposed to eat?
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Suit yourself.
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I'm not keeping it, Arlen.
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You never keep it.
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Look, my cousin, Sierra, she had a baby
down at County last summer,
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and after they drug tested her,
they took the baby boy away
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and they arrested her
for endangering a minor, okay?
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So, I think babies are cute and all
but I ain't going to jail for this fucker.
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Well, another idea is,
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you could stop doing drugs.
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For real, though,
I need a ride tomorrow to the clinic.
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Hell, tomorrow I gotta do
the thing with the hammers.
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Jesus!
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Hey.
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You know what's overrated?
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Toast.
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Wanna fuck in the pantry?
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Hey! Get out of here.
You're gonna get us shot.
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I'm serious.
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I was so afraid about you finding out
the truth, but now it's out, and it's okay.
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It's kind of a rush.
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Cool thing about sex in an industrial kitchen
is there's a ton of margarine in here.
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Stop it, Alex.
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Come on, babe. Let's celebrate
how totally fine you are with everything.
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- You're freaking me out.
- You ain't seen nothing yet.
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- I said stop it.
- What?
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Can't a girl be totally overcome with desire
for someone who's being so cool,
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and so forgiving?
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We're not okay!
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This is not fine!
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Good. Now we could talk about it.
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It that what this is about?
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Yeah. That's what this is about.
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You find out that
I personally got you thrown in here
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at the exact moment your manicured fingers
were like closing on the yuppie brass ring,
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and somehow you don't have
a problem with it?
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You are so full of shit.
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Fuck you.
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Fuck you, Alex.
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You want me to be angry?
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Well, guess what, I'm really fucking angry,
because I love you, Alex.
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I love you and I fucking hate you.
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I have really been trying
to keep my shit together,
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but if you really need
to see me Hulk out over this...
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Larry left you, didn't he?
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And that's why you're fake-fine with me.
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Right now you're willing
to overlook pretty much anything
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because ultimately you are just terrified
of being alone.
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Is that what I am to you?
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A fucking binky for you to suck on
until you feel better?
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Look at me.
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Why did you do it?
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They were offering less time.
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A lot less time,
depending on how much I gave them.
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I hadn't seen or heard from you
in eight years.
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You weren't even real anymore,
which made it easier.
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And I was pretty sure one of the other guys
would give you up anyway.
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And if I'm being really honest,
I was still pissed at you.
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For leaving.
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For my mom.
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So, yeah, at that moment I probably
was just, like, "Fuck you," you know?
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I'm not proud of myself.
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You lied to me.
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When I first got here you could've
given me this whole speech right then.
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I wanted you to like me.
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I still do.
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Maybe you should've thought that
all the way through.
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This isn't even remotely coffee.
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No, it's dandelions.
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Which are loaded with potassium, man.
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Everyone thinks potassium
is all about the bananas,
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but that is banana-lobby bullshit.
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She does have a point about
the radio thing, I'll cop to that.
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She's the most interesting thing
about me right now, and I used that.
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And I guess it was a dick move.
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But that doesn't make it okay
that she cheated on me.
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No, cheating is a strong word, pal.
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Sorry, is there another word for
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"fucking someone other than
the person you promised,
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"in the very recent past,
to fuck exclusively forever"?
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No. I'm just saying that this "someone"
was a girl, which isn't really cheating.
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Like, you and Piper play squash together.
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And if in her downtime
she joins a softball team, then...
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That's the bigger problem
with this whole thing.
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She fucked a woman.
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So what, is she gay now?
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I don't know about "now."
I just think that she is what she is, man.
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Which is what exactly?
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I'm gonna go ahead and guess
that one of the issues here
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is your need to say that
a person is exactly anything.
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I think it might be over.
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No offense, Bloomer, but it's super weird
that I'm in the middle here.
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You know, one of the main reasons that
I live 110 miles from civilization
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is I'm kind of allergic
to other people's drama.
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Including, and sometimes especially
when it involves my sister.
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That's kind of the whole point,
you know what I'm saying?
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Yeah. I know. You want me to take off?
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No, man. Absolutely chill here
for a few days if it helps you out.
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I would just really enjoy not being involved
in any kind of decision-making process.
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And respect the limitations
of the septic system.
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It's touch-and-go as it is.
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Holy shit.
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- Everything okay?
- Dude, I'm engaged!
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Mr. Caputo, I gotta make a complaint
about the fungus in the Spanish showers.
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Talk to a CO about that.
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I did. They told me to come to you
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because you were the only one
that could deal with this from high up.
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I bet they did.
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I got a serious case
underneath my big toenail.
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It is all squishy and green under there.
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- As a matter of fact, let me show you.
- No. That will absolutely not be necessary.
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Well, could you at least get Crazy Eyes over
to the light brown side?
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I mean, she's keeping the ghetto cleaner
than a nun's chocha, mira.
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And another thing, between my pinkie toe
and my ring toe, it is bad news, bad news!
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So when I go to medical call
and I show them, they write that shit down,
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I gotta let them know that I told you guys.
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What happened to your shower shoes?
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So I just passed out sitting there like that,
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and then when I woke up my zoris,
they were gone, right off my feet.
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Which reminds me, stealing,
that's another problem we've been having.
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Well, what are you gonna do, right?
At least we got our sanity.
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Oh, look at that. Ten of jack.
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Mr. Caputo, I think I heard
somebody crying in the utility closet.
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Well, we can't have that.
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I'm just saying 'cause we had that suicide
and you know how these girls are.
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They get an idea in their heads
and if you don't watch out
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they start offing themselves
every time they get their period.
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I know you guys wrote a really encouraging
memo about it, but truth be told,
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I'm not sure everybody here can read.
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I mean, I would look into it myself
but I got too much empathy.
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Lays me low.
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00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:05,998
If I am not home in my massage chair
244
00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:08,549
holding a glass of Wild Turkey
in 25 minutes,
245
00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:10,552
I am holding you personally responsible.
246
00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:19,071
Yeah. That's it, baby. Faster.
247
00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:22,633
Seriously, faster.
248
00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:25,872
Oh, my God. Here it comes.
249
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:30,153
Oh, God! Oh, God! I, I love you. Oh, God!
250
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,878
Christ on a cross.
251
00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:42,314
You seem very chipper this morning.
252
00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:45,793
My lawyer thinks the judge
is leaning our way.
253
00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:48,156
We find out this afternoon.
254
00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:51,439
I have something for you.
255
00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:56,951
Well, honestly, I got it for myself,
but I figured you could use it.
256
00:18:58,400 --> 00:18:59,516
For your special day.
257
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:01,399
I don't know if that is my color.
258
00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:03,432
Hold out your hand.
259
00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:17,070
You have any big plans if this all works out?
260
00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:21,480
There is someone waiting for me.
That is plan enough.
261
00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:25,037
And I'm going to eat dinner at dinner time.
262
00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:29,472
At 7:00, like a person.
263
00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:31,750
What do you think?
264
00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:34,190
Pretty.
265
00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:57,430
Fuck me running.
266
00:19:57,520 --> 00:20:00,354
Are you trying to kill
the warden, Joe, is that it?
267
00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:01,999
Are you trying to lay him
out flat with a stroke?
268
00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:05,437
Because hired fucking assassins
could not be doing a better job on him
269
00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:07,114
than you are right now.
270
00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:08,800
It was an isolated incident.
271
00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:13,597
Right. Like the hanging two weeks ago.
Or the maple syrup situation before that.
272
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:16,832
An armadillo could run this place
better than you can, I swear to God.
273
00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:18,718
I can't be everywhere.
274
00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:22,592
You can't blame me
for this scumbag deciding
275
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:25,240
last night was his go time
to start raping people.
276
00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:27,835
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
We are not talking about a rape here.
277
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,552
We're not using the "R" word.
278
00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:33,792
A CO fucks an inmate against her will...
279
00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:36,999
Did she scream? Was she crying?
280
00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:39,515
These girls throwing themselves at COs
281
00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:41,831
thinking they can get out of here
and snag a government pension.
282
00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:45,237
Read the rules, Fig. The girl can't
give consent even if she wants to.
283
00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:50,435
Listen to me. We are not putting rape
on the record right now.
284
00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:55,551
Mendez is gonna take
a little leave without pay.
285
00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:59,912
The stress of the job
is getting to him, etcetera.
286
00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:03,472
Frankly, we could use the money,
the budget is shot to hell.
287
00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:07,759
I am going to sell this
to the warden as a plus.
288
00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:14,158
It's getting a little old
cleaning up your messes, Joe.
289
00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:28,550
What the hell happened last night?
You okay? Should you be working?
290
00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:29,716
I'm fine.
291
00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:30,996
Daya, if he hurt you...
292
00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:34,073
Bennett, I'm fine. And now you're fine, too.
293
00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:37,116
What?
294
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:41,160
Now, when they find out I got a baby in me,
it ain't gonna come down on you.
295
00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:44,716
Oh, my God.
296
00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:47,518
- Don't be mad.
- You did it on purpose?
297
00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:49,717
Because I love you. I did it for us.
298
00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:51,872
For us, you fucked Mendez?
299
00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:54,836
And you lied?
You got him suspended without pay.
300
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,400
Suspended?
301
00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:59,393
They ain't fired that fucknut? He raped me.
302
00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:01,119
He didn't rape you, you framed him.
303
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:02,680
Yeah, but as far as they know.
304
00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:08,277
Anyway, it don't matter.
Everything's gonna be okay now.
305
00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:12,870
Who are you?
306
00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:26,554
So what? Leanne call you?
307
00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:29,714
She's worried about you.
Said you haven't been yourself.
308
00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:32,554
Yeah. She's probably right.
309
00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:34,836
I'm still getting out from under the meds
that they gave me.
310
00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:36,550
Why?
311
00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:39,235
'Cause you so much as even
squawk about God in here,
312
00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:41,073
and you get thrown in
with the Looney Toons.
313
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:43,392
Yeah. Well, liberals are everywhere.
314
00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:44,914
Yeah. Well, they ain't wrong, you know?
315
00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:46,190
About what?
316
00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:48,479
This girl, Chapman?
317
00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:52,792
She made me believe that he'd chose me.
He didn't.
318
00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:55,679
They all disrespecting me,
he didn't do nothing.
319
00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:57,715
He let 'em laugh at me.
320
00:22:57,800 --> 00:23:00,793
Conclusion being that
I don't think he exists at all.
321
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:03,998
And if he does,
he ain't a person I wanna know.
322
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:09,715
Matthew 5:11.
323
00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:14,113
"Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you,
and persecute you,
324
00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:18,353
"and shall speak all manner of evil
against you falsely, for my sake."
325
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:20,511
He hasn't abandoned you, Tiffany.
326
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:23,272
Maybe he just wants you to notice
someone who needs him.
327
00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:24,396
She don't need him, okay?
328
00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:28,599
All she needs is her own self
and her sasquatch of a girlfriend, okay?
329
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:31,395
People hurt other people
because they're unhappy.
330
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:34,117
Because they feel guilty
over things they've done
331
00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:35,680
and they have no one to forgive them.
332
00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:38,110
You might as well tell me to turn into a duck.
333
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:39,870
'Cause I ain't forgiving her.
334
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:43,237
I mean, I have to confess that
to you right now, I'm not that big.
335
00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:48,793
God wants you to be that big.
He chose you to be a hero.
336
00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:52,075
Remember how you yourself
have been forgiven.
337
00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:24,640
Number five, huh?
338
00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:27,713
We should give you a punch-card,
get the sixth one free.
339
00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:51,360
You best not waste my squirrel bullets.
340
00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:53,114
She disrespected me.
341
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:08,873
I assume you heard about Mendez.
342
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:11,118
I heard he was fraternizing, sir.
343
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:13,154
"Fraternizing."
344
00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:17,431
Fischer, I've seen some things I can't unsee.
345
00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:19,400
I can imagine.
346
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:23,714
More importantly,
I've had to put an officer on ice,
347
00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:28,039
leaving us short-handed
a week before the Christmas pageant.
348
00:25:28,120 --> 00:25:33,639
You have not seen crazy until you've seen
200 women with anger issues
349
00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:37,754
fighting over who's gonna be
the ass-end of a camel.
350
00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:39,989
Are we working extra hours?
351
00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:42,716
Washington won't cover
two-ply toilet paper,
352
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:44,757
they're not gonna start
shelling out overtime.
353
00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:46,672
We'll get a body in from down the hill.
354
00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:49,834
What I need from you is,
355
00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:54,120
not to get yourself in trouble
the way Mendez did.
356
00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:56,317
I'm not gay, sir.
357
00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:58,796
No, God, no, I didn't mean that.
358
00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:01,918
No. You are straight as they come.
359
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:06,393
I mean, does a zebra
have stripes, am I right?
360
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:07,829
Exactly.
361
00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:13,309
No, what I mean is,
you can't go easy on the inmates.
362
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:16,631
They will take advantage of you.
363
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:23,997
I saw you yesterday, look the other way
when the nun moved a contraband muffin.
364
00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:25,436
Sister Ingalls is harmless.
365
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:26,915
Sister Ingalls killed a man.
366
00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:28,679
I thought she was a political protester.
367
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:31,119
That's not the point.
368
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:33,476
The point is, these women are criminals.
369
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:36,794
And even the cuddly-looking ones,
they have done some shit
370
00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:40,669
that would terrify a kind-hearted person
such as yourself.
371
00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:44,880
Fischer, you need to get on your game.
372
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:49,193
You maintain your authority,
you remind them who's in charge.
373
00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:52,478
If you want, I can help you out.
374
00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:56,992
Be a mentor or something.
375
00:26:57,160 --> 00:27:00,710
You think it would help if I use
a deeper voice? "Move along, Sister."
376
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:02,429
It could, sure.
377
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:05,911
Also, it helps if you don't use their names.
378
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:10,075
Just say, "inmate,"
like they're all the same to you.
379
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:12,516
It reminds them they're not really people.
380
00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:14,150
They are people.
381
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:22,951
You can't think that way. They are sheep.
382
00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:27,469
We feed them,
we herd them from one room to the next.
383
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:31,354
They're not like you.
384
00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:34,430
You're a woman.
385
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:38,680
And I'm a man.
386
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:45,516
All right. Got the bread crumbs, right?
Come back for that. Take that in.
387
00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:21,755
What the fuck is this?
388
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:23,200
Oh, don't start with me.
389
00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:25,920
We are done with factory meat, babe.
390
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:29,914
There's no reason why we can't responsibly
hunt all the animal protein we need.
391
00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:31,116
Yeah, I was hungry.
392
00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:33,317
Is this some kind of game to you?
393
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:36,911
I can't even put this in the compost pile,
it'll make the worms sick.
394
00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:39,675
We're 100% on the same page
philosophically, babe,
395
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:43,754
but I think we really need
to calibrate the intensity factor.
396
00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:45,672
- You think I'm intense?
- Yeah.
397
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:47,029
Okay, guess what? Without me,
398
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:50,790
all you're doing is smoking pot in the forest
in a flannel shirt and a hipster beard,
399
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:52,599
like a fat Bon Iver,
400
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:55,030
the fucking Jack Johnson of Wisconsin.
401
00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:58,397
This is exactly the kind of black-and-white
Holstein shit that I'm talking about.
402
00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:00,676
Okay. You know what the problem is?
403
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:05,352
We are just funda-fucking-mentally
different people, at a DNA level!
404
00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:07,876
What? Your father is
a financial systems analyst!
405
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:10,714
Okay, are you fully committed
to living an authentic life,
406
00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:14,157
or are you just acting out some
Hank-Thoreau-at-Walden-Pond fantasy shit
407
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:15,754
from seventh grade English?
408
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:17,957
- Why does it matter?
- I can't talk to you!
409
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:26,869
Well, that was awkward.
410
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:29,990
What, awkward how?
411
00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:35,200
It's just tough to watch you hit
the rocks like that, man.
412
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:41,195
No. That was foreplay, Bloomer.
Yeah, that's, that's how we relate.
413
00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:42,840
It seems a little aggressive.
414
00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:46,232
Think about how baby Cal
grew up, all right?
415
00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:48,915
Everyone pretended everything was chill.
416
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:52,277
Dad fucked two different women
named Linda,
417
00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:56,718
Mom lived on gin and cottage cheese
from '91 to about '98
418
00:29:56,800 --> 00:30:00,476
and everyone knew
and nobody ever said anything about it.
419
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:03,997
But with Neri, we put
everything out there, man.
420
00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:05,600
It's safe.
421
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:08,912
You know, we scream
and throw shit and it's like, electric,
422
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:12,072
you know what I'm saying?
It's erotic, no joke.
423
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:14,356
I mean, you get it. You're a Jew.
424
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:17,989
All right, I just got to say it, man.
425
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:21,912
You guys have known each other what,
nine weeks, tops?
426
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:24,039
Isn't the whole thing a little fast?
427
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:25,680
Okay.
428
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:29,952
Maybe it doesn't look like what
everyone else thinks it should look like,
429
00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:31,520
but who cares?
430
00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:36,030
We're crazy, but we are in this.
431
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:49,878
They said the video machine got unhooked.
432
00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:53,712
There's this Guatemalan grandma
433
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:57,635
who's been teaching herself English
watching Turner and Hooch
434
00:30:57,720 --> 00:31:01,873
about six times a day.
I'm guessing someone got tired of it.
435
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:05,480
I came by yoga today.
436
00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:11,229
Well, I'm taking a little break.
437
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:13,400
I thought yoga was a little break.
438
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:15,070
It was.
439
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:17,315
Then I hit you.
440
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:20,676
You can only take so much Zen, you know?
441
00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:24,071
Sometimes you wanna feel something.
442
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:28,319
You gotta talk about it sometime.
443
00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:39,434
I used to grow marijuana
out in California, Humboldt County.
444
00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:41,432
One acre, nothing crazy.
445
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:43,512
Just enough to keep me going.
446
00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:45,236
Goin', like, baked?
447
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:46,800
Like, pay the rent.
448
00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:49,920
I mean, I smoked it once in a while.
449
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:54,995
But mostly I was just a good
old-fashioned drunk,
450
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:57,197
like my parents raised me to be.
451
00:31:58,200 --> 00:31:59,634
So the Feds shut you down.
452
00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:01,712
Actually, it was the deer.
453
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:03,630
The who, now?
454
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:07,191
Oh, yeah, deer love weed.
455
00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:08,356
Fucks them right up, too.
456
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:11,877
They start jumping around
all over the place.
457
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:13,952
Then they come back for more.
458
00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:16,271
And the kicker is, you can't keep them out.
459
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:21,355
I tried everything. Soap shavings, fox pee,
460
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:24,990
which they sell at the Home Depot
for $120 a gallon.
461
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:26,992
Seems like you could have just built a fence.
462
00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:30,869
No, a deer can jump
an eight-foot barb wire fence
463
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:34,271
with a smile on its face,
like Donald O'Connor.
464
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,354
Get to the meat already.
465
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:44,679
I got a hunting rifle and stayed up all night,
466
00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:47,434
four, five times a week.
467
00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:49,432
And finally, one night
468
00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:54,993
I see them rustling around
the edge of my property,
469
00:32:55,080 --> 00:33:01,873
where I was growing the quality shit,
this hybrid plant called AK-47,
470
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:07,519
which the fake prescription people
eat up like peanuts. I was pissed.
471
00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:08,670
And drunk?
472
00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:10,513
Honey, that goes without saying.
473
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:12,430
So what happened?
474
00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:16,120
I shot him.
475
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:19,436
And?
476
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:22,718
And it wasn't a deer.
477
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:29,834
It was an eight-year-old kid
478
00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:35,279
from the farm next door
who was running away from home
479
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:39,718
because his dad took away his Nintendo.
480
00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:45,194
A kid.
481
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:48,550
Shit.
482
00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:55,634
And they buried him on their property,
in a box.
483
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:03,280
Work hours means
no socializing whatsoever, inmates.
484
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:05,238
It was a mistake.
485
00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:06,916
Oh, no.
486
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:09,635
We're having a moment here.
487
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:12,560
Shit. I'm sorry. Carry on.
488
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:21,520
I don't even know what Kwanzaa is.
489
00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:24,718
I mean, except that you're supposed
to wear dashikis and eat corn and stuff.
490
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:26,672
Nobody knows what it is, girl.
491
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:28,433
But they're taking Fed money up in here,
492
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:31,433
so they gotta give
all the traditions equal time.
493
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:32,874
Hey, you know what?
494
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:35,395
I think I'm gonna be needin'
a traditional week off from work.
495
00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:38,200
- Hey!
- To honor my African roots, you feel me?
496
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:41,518
Joyous Kwanzaa, my Nubian sister.
497
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:46,792
May the Kwanzaa Elf smile upon ya!
498
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:52,716
And pull it through the loop.
And you got a single crochet stitch.
499
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:53,950
Look at that!
500
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:57,511
Ninety-five thousand more of those
and you'll have a lovely throw.
501
00:34:57,720 --> 00:35:00,599
Hey, college, I got words for you.
502
00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:14,549
All right, I'm just gonna give it
to you straight, college,
503
00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:18,998
I've been harboring some
really bad hate in my heart for you.
504
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:21,793
But I saved you. I got you out of Psych.
505
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,356
You saved me from some shit
you got me into.
506
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:28,791
Don't be surprised if there's not
a national holiday declared in your name.
507
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:30,673
You got me thrown into the SHU...
508
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:32,194
Who's talkin' right now?
509
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:38,071
Do you realize that
you almost ruined my life?
510
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:40,038
I mean, do you?
511
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:45,115
You made the Almighty God into a joke,
and a joke ain't nothing to me.
512
00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:48,591
A joke didn't write me letters up in here,
513
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:53,277
and a joke didn't give me hope
so I could do my time
514
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:55,591
and make something out of it.
515
00:35:57,640 --> 00:35:59,393
What do you believe in?
516
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:06,119
Well, I've always thought that agnostic
was sort of a cop-out.
517
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:10,114
But you know, if I had to label it,
I'd say that I'm a secular humanist.
518
00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:11,270
Which is not to say I'm not spiritual...
519
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:13,591
You're not religious, okay? Just stop.
520
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:16,189
Stop.
521
00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:18,759
You believe in Hussein Obama?
522
00:36:19,720 --> 00:36:24,192
Electric cars and Shakespeare books
and do you go out to eat at restaurants?
523
00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:29,757
I don't have any of that, okay?
All I have is him.
524
00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:31,635
I'm sorry.
525
00:36:31,720 --> 00:36:34,792
Don't ask for my forgiveness.
You should ask for His forgiveness.
526
00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:36,877
You need to get right with him,
527
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:40,397
and then we'll see that all this
was part of His plan.
528
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:42,479
And then, we don't have to fight anymore.
529
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:44,552
- I wasn't planning on fighting with you.
- Well, then, just do it.
530
00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:45,750
- Right now?
- Yeah, right here, right now.
531
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:46,910
Got somewhere to be?
532
00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:54,556
Dear Jesus...
533
00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:58,230
That's awfully familiar for somebody
that doesn't give him the time of day.
534
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:03,678
Dear Mr. Christ?
535
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:09,793
Dear Mr. Christ,
536
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:15,596
I know that I've done some things recently
537
00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:20,551
that have not been,
have been up to your standards.
538
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:24,798
And I feel pretty ashamed.
539
00:37:28,240 --> 00:37:30,311
It's really easy to point fingers.
540
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:35,520
And I've done some things lately
I feel pretty lousy about.
541
00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:40,713
And I'm wondering if maybe
you could make things right between us?
542
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:42,075
Meaning forgiveness?
543
00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:47,917
If I could be forgiven, that would be really...
544
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:54,471
That would be really comforting.
545
00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:56,789
Amen.
546
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:02,510
How was that?
547
00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:06,233
I think you took a step on the right road.
548
00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:08,236
Okay.
549
00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:14,993
Now we just gotta get you baptized.
550
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:22,030
I would've looped in the Blessed Virgin
to cover my bases.
551
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:23,156
But that's me.
552
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:29,875
Let's try again.
553
00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:35,594
Thanks for coming.
554
00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:37,435
What do you want?
555
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:41,157
Wow, way to harsh on a dude
when he's down, bro, fuck!
556
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:44,279
You put your dick in Diaz!
557
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:48,149
It's not what it sounds like, man.
She wanted me to do it.
558
00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:55,151
Hey, Benny, I think we're in love.
559
00:38:57,560 --> 00:39:01,031
- You poor fucker.
- Yep.
560
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:07,990
That's okay. I mean, if we have to spend
a little bit of time apart, I can handle that.
561
00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:12,557
I gotta get her a message.
562
00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:15,910
Will you take it?
563
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:18,475
I could get in deep shit for that.
564
00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:21,632
Plus, it's not good for you, man.
It's not healthy.
565
00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:24,910
You need a girl
who you can actually be with.
566
00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:28,394
I'm gonna help you out, Benny.
567
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:30,675
Perfect.
568
00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:36,757
We've got a shipment coming in tomorrow
from this vendor called Neptune's Produce.
569
00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:40,272
Stop the truck,
get into it before they unload it.
570
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:42,272
Look for a box with a check mark
on the side.
571
00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:43,880
Look, I don't wanna
be involved in anything weird.
572
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:45,076
It's not weird, it's drugs.
573
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:51,391
Sputnik in the kitchen
is dealing to the inmates,
574
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:53,631
turning them into addicts. It's wrong.
575
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:59,312
You get that box, bring it to Caputo,
he's gonna be grateful.
576
00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:03,155
Butter him up, he'll probably
give you a raise right on the spot.
577
00:40:03,240 --> 00:40:06,870
We could all use a little extra cash,
am I right?
578
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:14,514
I was gonna be the hero,
but I'm gonna give you my win, man.
579
00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:17,634
It's your win now.
580
00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:19,630
Why?
581
00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:23,115
Satisfaction.
582
00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:29,559
And this.
583
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:34,519
I'm not saying yes.
584
00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:40,358
But you will, because you're my brother.
585
00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:56,510
Fuck.
586
00:40:58,480 --> 00:40:59,994
You were right.
587
00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:03,194
About Larry, you were right.
588
00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:09,075
I think that I've lost him. Can I?
589
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:19,120
So all of my cards are on the table.
590
00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:22,514
Everything.
591
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:28,435
I'm an emotionally manipulative narcissist
who bailed on you when your mother died.
592
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:33,956
And I'm a ruthless pragmatist
who sold you out and then lied about it.
593
00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:38,594
We suck.
594
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:41,554
It's kind of a relief, though, isn't it?
595
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:45,714
Oh, my God, Piper!
I'm getting whiplash here.
596
00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:47,838
I'm not fucking with you.
597
00:41:49,560 --> 00:41:53,679
I've ruined my life now, twice, over you.
598
00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:58,917
So, what's the end game here?
599
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,515
When we get out of prison what's the plan?
600
00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:05,712
Are we gonna move to Vermont
and open a pottery studio and wear Tevas?
601
00:42:05,880 --> 00:42:07,394
That sounds more like Santa Fe.
602
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:10,394
I'm being serious. Are you gonna get a job?
603
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:13,239
Like a regular person?
604
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:15,789
I mean, I can't even imagine
what that would look like.
605
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:17,360
Me neither.
606
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:21,919
I'm good at moving large amounts of heroin.
607
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:25,000
Like, really fucking brilliant at it.
608
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:27,798
Other than that, I don't know.
609
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:32,960
One thing that I do know is that
I am never, ever coming back to prison.
610
00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:37,755
Listen, I am not planning on going back
to doing illegal shit.
611
00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:40,150
I'm not planning anything.
612
00:42:40,240 --> 00:42:44,951
I don't know what's gonna happen,
and that's the point of being with me.
613
00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:48,434
If you wanna have babies
and remodel your bathroom,
614
00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:51,957
then, please go. Do. Nest.
615
00:42:54,240 --> 00:42:58,598
If you wanna do X on a beach in Cambodia
with three strangers in drag...
616
00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:05,959
I'm not saying it's gonna happen,
but it could.
617
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:12,600
I love Cambodia.
618
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:15,394
Me too.
619
00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:26,999
Chapman, you blinked. Vause wins.
620
00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:29,640
- Yo, you seen her yet?
- Who?
621
00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:32,760
Princess Stephanie of Monaco.
Your roommate.
622
00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:36,400
Lorna drove her back up,
you haven't heard?
623
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:40,315
Her appeal went kaput.
Better sleep with both eyes open tonight.
624
00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:44,080
Oh, shit.
625
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:54,516
Inmate, where's your badge?
Inmate, I'm talking to you.
626
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:58,071
That nail polish is non-regulation, too.
Where did you get that?
627
00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:01,358
I said, where did you get that?
628
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:10,520
Take your hands off her, Pelage.
629
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:15,680
You're headed to Max, inmate.
630
00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:17,830
Doesn't matter.
631
00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:23,394
Get up. Get up!
632
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:26,870
Come on, you.
633
00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:37,516
What we lookin' at?
634
00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:38,830
Taystee?
635
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:53,560
You ain't got to be alone no more.
636
00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:56,516
What is this?
637
00:44:56,600 --> 00:44:59,160
This is me never having
to make mac and cheese
638
00:44:59,240 --> 00:45:00,993
in the common room microwave again.
639
00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:02,434
It smells like a salmon farted in it.
640
00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:04,478
You don't know when Miss Claudette
is coming back.
641
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:08,600
You put your hand on a guard,
you go to Max, you don't come back.
642
00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:10,273
Everybody know that.
643
00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:14,071
We goin' to my bunk,
where Book of Eli never happened.
644
00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:18,475
Hey!
645
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:20,955
Hey, I get the blanket.
646
00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:22,713
Well, look at you, Miss Thing.
647
00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:29,710
I was her roommate.
I took her shit and I listened to her snore.
648
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:33,070
The blanket is mine.
649
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:34,796
I've got three of them.
650
00:45:35,520 --> 00:45:38,319
Kill, Little Boo, kill!
651
00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:43,278
We're working on it.
652
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:46,714
Good girl.
653
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:17,630
You wanna talk about it?
654
00:46:18,600 --> 00:46:19,795
Not really.
655
00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:23,435
I have to give you a titty-twister,
you'll be feelin' that shit next week.
656
00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:29,559
What they don't tell you when you get out?
They gonna be up your ass like the KGB.
657
00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:33,037
Curfew every night,
piss in a cup whenever they say,
658
00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:36,750
you gotta do three job interviews in a week
for jobs you never gonna get.
659
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:40,119
Probation officer callin' every minute,
checkin' up.
660
00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:42,836
Man, at least in jail you get dinner.
661
00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:47,440
Man! What the fuck?
662
00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:49,273
Man, where do you think you at,
Paris Hilton?
663
00:46:50,360 --> 00:46:52,591
Yo, it's bitches in here doing 15 years
664
00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:54,672
for lettin' their boyfriends
do deals in the kitchen
665
00:46:54,760 --> 00:46:57,878
'cause they was afraid
of getting beat if they said no.
666
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,390
And there's bitches ain't seen
their kids since they was babies,
667
00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:02,472
and them kids got they own babies now,
668
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:04,916
or they're runnin' around the street
carryin' guns and shit,
669
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:07,037
no one watching over 'em.
670
00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:12,070
Yo, I been in here two years
and I got four more.
671
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:18,712
Eight months ago when I was waxin' fuckin'
floors in the cafeteria, my moms passed.
672
00:47:20,240 --> 00:47:22,038
And I wasn't there to say
the shit you supposed to say
673
00:47:22,120 --> 00:47:23,679
to your mom before she gone.
674
00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:26,634
So I know you ain't tellin' me
in my face right now
675
00:47:26,720 --> 00:47:30,634
that you walked back in this place
'cause freedom was inconvenient for you?
676
00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:34,356
It ain't like that, P.
Minimum wage is some kinda joke.
677
00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:36,159
I got part-time workin' at Pizza Hut,
678
00:47:36,240 --> 00:47:39,312
and I still owe the prison $900 in fees
I gotta pay back.
679
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:42,356
I ain't got no place to stay.
680
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:47,232
I was sleepin' on the floor
in my second cousin apartment like a dog,
681
00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:50,593
and she still got six people in two rooms.
682
00:47:50,720 --> 00:47:54,350
One of the bitches stole my check. I got lice.
683
00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:58,673
Everyone I know is poor, in jail, or gone.
684
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:02,959
Don't nobody ask about how my day went.
685
00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:05,760
Man, I got fucked up in the head, you know?
686
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:10,512
I know how to play it here.
687
00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:14,037
Where to be, and what rules to follow.
688
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:17,479
I got a bed.
689
00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:20,752
And I got you.
690
00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:23,635
I really missed you.
691
00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:30,996
I didn't mean to let you down.
692
00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:42,996
So what did you do
to land yourself back in here?
693
00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:48,956
Well, first, I got a can of Rockstar
and 100 paper clips.
694
00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:56,395
I found it in the shed behind Electrical.
695
00:48:57,240 --> 00:49:00,153
If they see us with that,
we both go straight to the SHU.
696
00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:02,512
So don't let them see us.
697
00:49:03,720 --> 00:49:05,757
What kind of voltage
are we talking about here?
698
00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:09,079
No idea. That's what makes it exciting.
699
00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:15,760
You don't wanna do it, that's cool.
We just go back to our regular, prison lives.
700
00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:19,632
Work, sleep, count.
701
00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:35,039
Shit. Oh, my God! Wait, come on, Jones.
702
00:49:41,720 --> 00:49:47,352
Man! I didn't think it was like that.
Shit. I'm sorry.
703
00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:50,878
No, it's cool.
704
00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:56,194
I feel good. I feel better.
705
00:49:58,760 --> 00:49:59,989
You're serious?
706
00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:02,674
I kind of needed that.
707
00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:09,756
Here, you gonna go?
708
00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:18,480
You ready to get dunked?
I got towels so don't worry about that.
709
00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:23,392
Oh, God, the baptism thing.
You were serious.
710
00:50:23,720 --> 00:50:26,713
What about me makes you think
I wouldn't be serious?
711
00:50:27,240 --> 00:50:29,197
Good point.
712
00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:31,551
I have visitation today. It's Larry's day.
713
00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:34,155
Or was. We haven't talked
but I'm really hoping he'll be there.
714
00:50:34,240 --> 00:50:37,039
So just go after. This takes a few minutes.
715
00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:39,999
And that's not a lot of time
to get your ticket to the Kingdom of Heaven,
716
00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:44,154
which is forever and ever, amen.
717
00:50:47,440 --> 00:50:49,159
Wow.
718
00:50:49,240 --> 00:50:53,029
That was a sign.
I think he's back on my side.
719
00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:56,679
How did you sleep, Tiffany?
720
00:50:56,760 --> 00:50:59,275
- Who's askin'?
- I'm your lawyer.
721
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:01,750
You ain't my lawyer. My lawyer is fat
and his name is Wesley Weeks.
722
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:03,992
Wesley Weeks is a C-minus public defender
723
00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:06,396
who will plead you out
without even looking at your file.
724
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:09,154
I think you'll find that the Christian firm
of Turro, Payne and Whorton
725
00:51:09,240 --> 00:51:10,390
will serve your interests much better.
726
00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:13,636
You're gonna get me out of jail?
727
00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:16,116
Well, if you shoot somebody
in broad daylight, with witnesses,
728
00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:17,839
you're gonna do some time, that's a fact.
729
00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:21,118
But, I will see that you do less time.
730
00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:23,079
Couple of procedural challenges,
731
00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:26,437
plus we're gonna argue that you did
what you did based on the moral conviction
732
00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:28,358
that you were saving lives.
733
00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:31,791
- Defenseless, innocent lives.
- I didn't...
734
00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:34,873
I can't afford a fancy lawyer.
735
00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:36,713
My fees have already been settled.
736
00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:39,315
And there's a small monthly stipend
going to your family,
737
00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:41,073
to help them while their daughter
serves her time.
738
00:51:42,720 --> 00:51:43,949
How's this being paid for?
739
00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:46,553
By the grace of God.
740
00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:50,279
And also, all your friends.
741
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:53,116
Good God!
742
00:51:58,920 --> 00:52:01,674
Order in the court.
I want order in this courtroom!
743
00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:05,319
All of you, sit down!
744
00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:18,991
Look, I understand that
this is important to you,
745
00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:20,799
- but I don't think...
- College?
746
00:52:22,480 --> 00:52:23,834
Don't let me down.
747
00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:28,600
Okay, fine. Fine, I have 10 minutes.
748
00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:30,356
Perfect.
749
00:52:31,200 --> 00:52:32,236
Running...
750
00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:35,954
I really fucking needed this, Bennett.
751
00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:37,196
Just doing my job, sir.
752
00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:41,957
This is the kind of thing I remember when
it's time to move somebody up the ladder.
753
00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:46,637
That kitchen Commie cunt
is finally going down.
754
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:50,029
Oh, man!
755
00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:52,470
Beautiful!
756
00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:05,475
She's bored. You should take her out more.
757
00:53:05,640 --> 00:53:08,519
Well, maybe I would take her out more
if she didn't flirt with other men.
758
00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:18,400
She says it's not her fault
if other people look at her.
759
00:53:18,480 --> 00:53:19,834
Maybe you're too jealous.
760
00:53:20,240 --> 00:53:22,800
All I want is a nice quiet life,
is that so much to ask?
761
00:53:39,760 --> 00:53:43,595
Okay, you have to get a pedicure.
The long toenails are a problem.
762
00:53:45,560 --> 00:53:46,676
Caputo wants to see you.
763
00:53:46,960 --> 00:53:49,429
- I'm busy.
- I'd go now if I were you.
764
00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:55,517
That little bitch Mendez.
765
00:53:57,440 --> 00:53:59,432
Couldn't go down like a man.
766
00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:01,114
I'm confused here.
767
00:54:04,160 --> 00:54:07,437
If it goes bad, take care of my girls.
768
00:54:09,320 --> 00:54:11,118
Bennett, explain this immediately.
769
00:54:13,440 --> 00:54:14,476
Bennett!
770
00:54:20,960 --> 00:54:22,030
Behold!
771
00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:25,870
I bring the lost sheep back to the 99.
772
00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:29,398
All right, as you know,
we don't have a river to dunk you in,
773
00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:31,233
but we cleaned out the muck sink.
774
00:54:31,320 --> 00:54:33,630
And yeah, you might just wanna
take off your shirt.
775
00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:36,076
Okay! Nope, see, I can't do this.
776
00:54:36,160 --> 00:54:37,389
I'm sorry.
777
00:54:37,480 --> 00:54:40,871
I really want us to get along, I do, but I can't
pretend to believe in something I don't.
778
00:54:40,960 --> 00:54:42,553
And I don't.
779
00:54:42,720 --> 00:54:44,871
Chapman, we've all had our doubts.
780
00:54:45,040 --> 00:54:47,157
No, see, this isn't doubts.
781
00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:51,640
I believe in science, I believe in evolution.
782
00:54:51,840 --> 00:54:54,958
I believe in Nate Silver and Neil deGrasse
Tyson and Christopher Hitchens,
783
00:54:55,040 --> 00:54:57,111
although I do admit,
he could be kind of an asshole.
784
00:54:58,600 --> 00:55:01,718
I cannot get behind some supreme being
who weighs in on the Tony Awards
785
00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:03,678
while a million people
get wacked with machetes.
786
00:55:03,760 --> 00:55:05,752
I don't believe
a billion Indians are going to hell,
787
00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:08,196
I don't think we get cancer
to learn life lessons,
788
00:55:08,280 --> 00:55:11,352
and I don't believe that people die young
because God needs another angel.
789
00:55:11,440 --> 00:55:14,274
I think it's just bullshit, and on some level,
I think we all know that.
790
00:55:14,360 --> 00:55:15,635
I mean, don't you?
791
00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:19,275
The angel thing does seem
kind of desperate.
792
00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:21,076
I thought you was a Christian.
793
00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:25,353
I am, but I got some questions.
794
00:55:28,280 --> 00:55:31,398
Look, I understand that
religion makes it easier
795
00:55:31,480 --> 00:55:35,156
to deal with all of the random shitty things
that happen to us.
796
00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:40,474
And I wish I could get on that ride,
I'm sure I would be happier.
797
00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:43,990
But I can't.
798
00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:49,030
Feelings aren't enough. I need it to be real.
799
00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:51,160
I gotta go.
800
00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:53,232
I tried to be your friend.
801
00:55:54,280 --> 00:55:56,556
I hope he makes you very happy.
802
00:55:58,400 --> 00:55:59,720
Excuse me.
803
00:56:02,120 --> 00:56:03,236
Hello?
804
00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:04,834
I'm looking for Natalie Figueroa.
805
00:56:04,920 --> 00:56:06,070
You found her.
806
00:56:06,160 --> 00:56:09,915
Ms. Figueroa, this is Andrew Nance
calling from The City Post, online edition.
807
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:13,198
I recently caught a public radio interview
with Larry Bloom.
808
00:56:13,280 --> 00:56:16,717
He's engaged to a Litchfield inmate
named Piper Chapman?
809
00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:18,997
I'm sorry, I've never heard of this person.
810
00:56:19,080 --> 00:56:20,719
Well in his interview,
811
00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:23,110
Mr. Bloom mentioned some cutbacks
at Litchfield this year.
812
00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:26,113
The closing of the track, for instance,
the GED program shutting down,
813
00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:28,760
medications switched to generics,
those kinds of things.
814
00:56:28,840 --> 00:56:31,480
All of which seem to have been attributed
to budgetary considerations?
815
00:56:31,680 --> 00:56:34,070
Well, we do the best with what we've got,
816
00:56:34,200 --> 00:56:36,476
but there's always a bottom line
to consider, obviously.
817
00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:38,438
I understand that, obviously.
818
00:56:38,560 --> 00:56:41,439
But, I did some digging into
the budget allocation for New York
819
00:56:41,520 --> 00:56:43,716
and as it turns out,
Litchfield actually got an increase
820
00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:47,271
over the last five years of $2.3 million.
821
00:56:48,720 --> 00:56:51,872
So, what I'm wondering is,
where did all that money go?
822
00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:56,238
I'll have to look into that.
823
00:56:56,440 --> 00:56:59,274
As I understand it, you're in charge
of day-to-day operations at the prison...
824
00:56:59,360 --> 00:57:01,317
I said I'd look into it.
825
00:57:14,440 --> 00:57:16,318
I'm really glad that you're here.
826
00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:23,676
Listen, neither of us understood
how crazy this was gonna be.
827
00:57:23,760 --> 00:57:25,717
We thought, "Sure, we'll get married after."
828
00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:27,678
Like, we were just gonna pick up
where we left off.
829
00:57:29,960 --> 00:57:34,352
But, Piper, this, this is changing you,
it's changing me.
830
00:57:36,680 --> 00:57:38,080
You didn't ask for any of this.
831
00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:41,233
No. But we're here.
832
00:57:43,480 --> 00:57:45,597
It's messy and weird
833
00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:50,720
and we're gonna do stupid
and lonely and embarrassing shit.
834
00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:56,478
And either we can do it together,
get married, now, in this room, possibly,
835
00:57:56,560 --> 00:58:01,351
as soon as we can file the paperwork,
and do it as husband and wife or...
836
00:58:08,160 --> 00:58:09,276
Or we have to break up.
837
00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:11,875
Because this thing that we're doing now,
this in-between?
838
00:58:13,640 --> 00:58:14,710
I can't.
839
00:58:17,920 --> 00:58:19,115
So,
840
00:58:22,720 --> 00:58:24,439
what do you say?
841
00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:31,193
You know what I got to do.
842
00:58:32,880 --> 00:58:34,360
She disrespected me.
843
00:58:37,120 --> 00:58:38,554
Now,
844
00:58:39,600 --> 00:58:41,876
I'm gonna have to kill her.