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Okay, this isn't good.
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Whoa. What's going on here?
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Is it... is that finger paint?
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Okay, easy. Why would they
finger paint in the kitchen?
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Easy. It doesn't look that, uh...
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- Okay, that's blood.
- It's blood.
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Whoa, man. Well, I need gloves...
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like, C.S.I. gloves and booties.
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What are we doing
walking through this?
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Peter, come on. You
got to pull it together.
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- You pull it together.
- Peter.
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What is... look at this?
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- Come back here. Just get to know it.
- Hey.
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- There's my dream team.
- Hey.
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- What the hell's going on?
- What is this?
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This? Nothing. I think
Freck is trying to prank me.
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Freck? You're hanging
out with Freck still?
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Not really. He's just staying
here till he finds a new place.
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But look... my landlord
saw this blood,
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called the police,
so I called you.
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Hey, did I hear right?
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- Did... did Pindar burn down your house?
- Yeah, yeah.
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We lost everything.
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But we're living in Malibu now.
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- Awesome.
- Yeah.
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Thanks for the invite
to the open house.
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- Like you need an invitation.
- So, that's blood.
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This... are you sure
this is a joke?
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I mean, maybe he walked in
on a burglar or something.
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Oh, we'll find out soon because
he scored court-side tickets
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to the Clippers game tonight.
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No way he's gonna miss that.
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Sorry to break up this
little class reunion, guys,
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but when was the last time
you saw Mr. Hildebrandt?
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- Hildebrandt.
- Didn't know Freck had a real name.
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Thursday night.
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Freck hasn't been to
work in a couple days.
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That's why we're here.
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Anyone want a beer?
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Yeah. I... I'll take a beer.
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- Sure.
- Wait. Hold on.
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- Yeah.
- I'm not... I'm gonna stay here.
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You don't touch that.
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Why not? I can't have
a beer in my own place?
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Don't I have certain
inalienable rights?
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Don't I?
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I'm not sure which
constitutional amendment
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covers the right to a beer.
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Well, this could be a crime scene.
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So everyone, please, outside.
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And you know, you, uh...
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you don't look too worried
about your roommate.
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Well, Robbie and Freck have
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a history of pranking each other.
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Oh, my God. They're epic.
You can see these online.
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This Freck guy...
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did he have any relatives
that he would visit?
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Maybe a girlfriend, something?
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Freck has no family, except his
mom, who lives in Belgium.
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She disowned him.
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And he's only got
an ex-girlfriend...
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Who is now my fiancée.
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What?! You... you got
engaged to Nancy?!
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Yeah, about a month ago.
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No way. No way Freck's
happy about that.
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I'm sure. Where were
you last night?
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I stayed in, uh, ordered Netflix.
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"Beerfest."
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- Just an American classic.
- Right. Okay.
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Got that?
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All right, I'm gonna need
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some more information about Freck.
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- Sure.
- Maybe some contact info, something.
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I... I... he's staying with me.
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He has a cellphone...
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Something's up.
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- What's this about?
- Oh, is it...
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What do you think?
Is it a dead body?
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I... I'll take care of it.
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Okay.
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I got something here
you need to see.
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Okay, what is it?
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Appears to be blood.
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Hey. What are you doing?
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This isn't my car.
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- What do we got, officer?
- Get out of here.
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Okay.
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All right, come on.
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Let's get this perimeter
secure. Sergeant's on his way.
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What's up?
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Our client's about to
be the prime suspect.
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So, was Freck a jealous
kind of guy maybe?
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- Not until...
- Robbie, don't say another word.
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- Why?
- Zip it.
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Sorry, detective. We're
gonna have to shut this down.
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He's a little cranky.
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- We said zip it.
- Let's get out of here.
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♪ Ooh, what a mixture ♪
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♪ such a vivid picture ♪
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♪ Ooh, what a mixture ♪
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♪ if I must say so myself ♪
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3x06
Freck
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Robbie Ambriano
has been released on bail
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after his arrest Friday
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for the murder of his
roommate Roderick Hildebrandt.
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The 32-year-old
Hermosa Beach resident
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- went missing two weeks ago.
- Shannon.
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Oh. Sorry, Peter.
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- Hey.
- What's up?
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- We're gonna go in there.
- Oh, hey.
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Stanton, we need some
time off of fresh slice.
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- Robbie's case has gone sideways.
- Yes, I heard.
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It's Damien's turn, anyway,
to do foundation work.
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The foundation has been
supporting fresh slice bakers.
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The gang bangers?
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No, they're not gang members.
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They're former gang members
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who have turned to
baking as a way out.
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I always thought
I'd make a good gang member.
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Minus the violence.
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You'd just do the tagging.
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- I love to paint.
- Hmm.
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You can't be in our gang.
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You're both ridiculous.
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- But you can.
- Thank you.
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Are you familiar with
Brockmore Foods?
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Indeed... the organic
grocery store.
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It's where my intern
buys my quinoa.
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- Oh, is it?
- Yes.
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It's where my intern buys
the stick in my ass. Mm.
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I thought you two were busy.
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- Yes.
- Yeah, sorry.
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I don't believe this, guys.
There's no body, no weapon.
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And yet I'm being
charged with murder?
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It's corpus delicti.
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- "Corpus delicti"?
- Don't hurt yourself.
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It means they can
convict you without a body
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using the physical evidence
the blood in the kitchen.
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Demonstrative evidence,
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like Freck skipping out
on the Clippers game.
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- Court-side seats.
Who does that?- Right?
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- And motive.
- You killed your roommate,
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thinking he was having
sex with your fiancée,
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then stuffed his body in your trunk
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and buried him in
the Angeles forest.
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She's kind of scary.
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- But hot, right?
- Yeah, very hot.
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Mostly kind of busy.
You're in trouble.
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- She doesn't believe me.
- You're right.
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It's hard for me to believe
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that to keep you from
marrying his old girlfriend,
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Freck's willing to send
you to prison for murder
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and then go into hiding
for the rest of his life.
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Well, Freck is a trust-fund kid.
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He can afford the
infrastructure to survive.
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Man, Freck has raised
the bar on this one.
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There's no way I could top this.
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No, forget about
pranking for a sec.
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Did it occur to anyone
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that someone else may
have killed him?
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He did piss a lot of people off.
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That's why I got out of pranking.
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Nancy said she wouldn't
marry me unless I quit.
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How are you gonna defend this?
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All the evidence points
to Robbie, but...
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Prosecution doesn't have a body.
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So, highlight Freck's prank history
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and that he'd do anything
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to keep Nancy from
marrying this guy.
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- Okay.
- But color inside the lines.
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- Did she say something?
- Nope.
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So, how did you and Nancy hook up?
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Freck introduced me to
her at an S.C. Tailgate
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10 years after they broke up.
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But how do you not fall
in love with someone?
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Just happens.
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I don't know.
Just like Hailey Moore.
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All right, can we not
talk about Hailey Moore?
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Eighth grade...
she danced with him once.
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First of all, it was
a slow dance...
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a very slow dance.
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He takes out a page in the yearbook
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and he writes a poem using
the first letter of every word
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spelling out Hailey Moore.
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I don't want to talk
about Hailey Moore anymore.
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Okay?
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- We need to talk to your fiancée, though.
- Alone.
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Go ahead. Call her. Just... I
hate what this is doing to her.
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We need to also put together
a reel of your greatest hits.
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Nancy's got them all.
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So, in this one prank,
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Freck had a fake
lottery ticket made
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and gave it to our friend
who manages a cigar store.
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I just won 100 grand!
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Look at him. He's so happy.
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You keep that. Keep the change!
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Oh.
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Whoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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Robbie. Nice move.
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So, Freck forged a
fake lottery ticket?
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Yes, and, of course, Robbie
couldn't wait to tell me.
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So, he started to text me...
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Oh! Oh, my...
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Wow!
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Which almost got him killed.
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Wow.
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I told him not to text and walk.
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You fell in love with these guys.
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And like you
two take life so seriously?
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Hey. We've grown up. Do it again.
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Do it again. Do it again.
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Yeah, you
guys still live together,
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and your fridge is a kegerator.
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- You two have evolved.
- Oh. Here we go.
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Hey. See if we ever invite you
to one of our parties again.
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No, don't do that. I may be single.
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But, Nancy, why didn't
you marry Freck?
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I was just out of college, but
Freck wanted to settle down.
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He had no family growing up,
and he wanted to start one.
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Freck seemed fine when
I started dating Robbie,
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but he changed when we got engaged.
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Freck is emotionally compulsive.
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That's code for cuckoo.
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Nancy, we have to ask this
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because prosecution's
gonna ask in court,
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but is there any chance
that Robbie was jealous
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of your relationship
with Freck and...
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Killed him? No. No,
Robbie wouldn't do this.
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Okay. Fair enough.
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We'll need you to
testify and say just that.
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Name the time and place.
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- Thanks, Nancy.
- All right.
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If Freck is alive,
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he'll know you're Robbie's lawyers.
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He probably already knows
your strengths and weaknesses.
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Luckily, we don't
have any weaknesses.
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- That's the garage.
- Oh.
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Bathroom.
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Bathroom.
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- Closet.
- Closet.
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- Yeah, that's a closet.
- Yeah.
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All right, the grill is lit.
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She doesn't eat red
meat. Do we have chicken?
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We got chicken in the fridge.
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Relax. She's gonna
smell the fear on you.
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Beverages?
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Blue moon on ice and juice boxes.
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Company.
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Seashells or the seashells?
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Uh... seashells.
252
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Hi. I'm Peter.
253
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- I'm Tess.
- Hi, Tess. Come on in.
254
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And you are?
255
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Thirsty.
256
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- Hi.
- Hi.
257
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Welcome.
258
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Thanks.
259
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I have apple slices and
raisins, juice boxes.
260
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We also have Winnie
the Pooh on blu-ray.
261
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No, thank you.
262
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Okay.
263
00:09:13,473 --> 00:09:15,407
Well, I'd like you to
meet some friends of mine.
264
00:09:15,442 --> 00:09:17,276
This is Pindar, and that's Jared.
265
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Hi. Up top. Ah, I'm taller.
266
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Is he your life partner?
267
00:09:22,048 --> 00:09:23,448
He...
268
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She's seen you guys take
sunset walks along the beach.
269
00:09:26,051 --> 00:09:28,819
And, Tess, it's a little early
for, uh, personal questions.
270
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See, sometimes, Tess,
grown-ups take walks
271
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in order to...
272
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Excuse me for one sec. Hello?
273
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- Beer?
- Yeah, sure.
274
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Coming right up.
275
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Boba!
276
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She's a big "Star Wars" fan.
277
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Well, then, we'll get along great.
278
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Hey, Pindy.
No playing with matches.
279
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He burned our last
house down to the ground.
280
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On purpose?
281
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She's adorable.
282
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Thank you.
283
00:09:52,440 --> 00:09:55,942
Prosecution added another witness.
284
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This is a big murder case
that we're working on.
285
00:09:58,511 --> 00:10:01,145
Ah, okay. I'll let you
guys talk about it.
286
00:10:01,246 --> 00:10:02,780
Just a second.
287
00:10:02,815 --> 00:10:06,050
Dr. McKinney, Freck's therapist.
288
00:10:06,084 --> 00:10:07,918
Cops talked to her right
after Freck disappeared.
289
00:10:07,986 --> 00:10:10,053
Yeah, a therapist
can break privilege
290
00:10:10,088 --> 00:10:12,255
if their clients are
in imminent danger.
291
00:10:12,290 --> 00:10:14,524
How bad do you think it's gonna be?
292
00:10:14,592 --> 00:10:16,493
According to Dr. McKinney's
statement to the police,
293
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she's gonna testify that
Freck feared for his life.
294
00:10:18,329 --> 00:10:20,997
- He said you threatened him.
- Of course, he did.
295
00:10:21,064 --> 00:10:22,998
I told you Freck
played the long game.
296
00:10:23,066 --> 00:10:24,500
He says you threatened
him with bodily harm
297
00:10:24,567 --> 00:10:26,501
if he even so much as
looked at your fiancée.
298
00:10:26,569 --> 00:10:29,137
Come on. Really? Guys,
does that sound like me?
299
00:10:29,172 --> 00:10:30,505
All right, Robbie, Robbie.
300
00:10:30,573 --> 00:10:33,141
If... if you and Freck
are pranking us...
301
00:10:33,175 --> 00:10:34,909
Seriously, dude.
302
00:10:34,944 --> 00:10:37,845
I can't speak for
Freck, but I'm not.
303
00:10:37,913 --> 00:10:41,080
Swear to you this is real.
304
00:10:42,982 --> 00:10:44,950
So, what are we gonna do?
305
00:10:44,984 --> 00:10:46,451
Before we can highlight
the pranking wars,
306
00:10:46,485 --> 00:10:49,453
we got to keep that
therapist from testifying.
307
00:10:56,375 --> 00:10:58,676
Dr. McKinney hoped her
intimate knowledge
308
00:10:58,711 --> 00:11:00,144
of Mr. Hildebrandt's personal life
309
00:11:00,179 --> 00:11:01,846
might help investigators
to find him.
310
00:11:01,881 --> 00:11:04,215
Therefore, Dr. McKinney's
testimony to police
311
00:11:04,250 --> 00:11:05,784
should be admissible.
312
00:11:05,818 --> 00:11:07,819
Your Honor,
first, let me just say
313
00:11:07,853 --> 00:11:09,321
it is awesome to be in front
of a judge who can pull off
314
00:11:09,355 --> 00:11:10,822
a goatee like that,
'cause most can't.
315
00:11:10,856 --> 00:11:12,924
I remember I tried
it back in the '90s.
316
00:11:12,958 --> 00:11:14,959
- I looked like my own evil twin.
- You finished?
317
00:11:14,994 --> 00:11:17,061
Where does it say that we
can't exchange pleasantries
318
00:11:17,129 --> 00:11:19,397
- before beginning a respectful discourse?
- Yeah.
319
00:11:19,431 --> 00:11:21,198
I don't know.
320
00:11:21,232 --> 00:11:24,901
But I was thinking of having
a sign made up says just that.
321
00:11:24,936 --> 00:11:26,669
Gentlemen, I'm a busy man.
322
00:11:26,704 --> 00:11:27,971
Yes, Your Honor.
323
00:11:28,005 --> 00:11:29,405
Freck was presumed
missing at the time,
324
00:11:29,439 --> 00:11:30,906
so his next of kin holds
325
00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:32,908
the right to waive
doctor/patient privilege.
326
00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:36,010
- "Freck"?
- Mr. Hildebrandt's nickname, Your Honor.
327
00:11:36,045 --> 00:11:39,080
Uh, yeah... the next
of kin is Freck's...
328
00:11:39,114 --> 00:11:41,315
Mr. Hildebrandt's mother.
329
00:11:41,349 --> 00:11:42,783
Well, your honor, Freck's mother
330
00:11:42,817 --> 00:11:44,218
lost touch with him 10 years ago.
331
00:11:44,252 --> 00:11:46,219
If, in fact, she waived
privilege, we'd like to know
332
00:11:46,254 --> 00:11:49,689
how Dr. McKinney or the
police contacted her.
333
00:11:49,723 --> 00:11:51,257
I'm sure I can find
that out easily enough.
334
00:11:51,325 --> 00:11:53,792
Well, when you do, we would
love to call her onto the stand.
335
00:11:53,860 --> 00:11:56,094
- Uh, she lives in Belgium.
- Yeah, so we'll need an interpreter.
336
00:11:56,128 --> 00:11:58,063
- She only speaks east Flemish.
- Yeah.
337
00:11:58,097 --> 00:11:59,764
Ah. All right.
338
00:11:59,799 --> 00:12:01,199
The prosecution's request
339
00:12:01,267 --> 00:12:03,367
to have Dr. McKinney as
a witness is approved...
340
00:12:03,402 --> 00:12:04,835
Thank you, Your Honor.
341
00:12:04,870 --> 00:12:07,037
Right after Freck's
mother is located
342
00:12:07,071 --> 00:12:10,206
and opposing counsel has
a chance to question her.
343
00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:14,077
Until then, gentlemen, this
train is leaving the station.
344
00:12:14,144 --> 00:12:15,311
Thank you, Your Honor.
345
00:12:15,345 --> 00:12:16,912
And also, once again, I just...
346
00:12:16,947 --> 00:12:18,781
Big, big sign. Right over there.
347
00:12:18,815 --> 00:12:21,116
- Yeah. I'm starting to see it.
- So we should go. Got it.
348
00:12:21,151 --> 00:12:22,751
All right.
349
00:12:24,854 --> 00:12:26,988
So, this whole
operation started
350
00:12:27,022 --> 00:12:29,356
with just muffins
and cheese sticks?
351
00:12:29,390 --> 00:12:32,125
That's why we can't lose
the contract with Brockmore.
352
00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:34,227
If we're blacklisted there,
our name will be worthless.
353
00:12:34,294 --> 00:12:35,962
No one else will sell them.
354
00:12:35,996 --> 00:12:39,064
We think a simple legal-demand
letter to Brockmore
355
00:12:39,132 --> 00:12:41,066
explaining that their
anticipatory breach
356
00:12:41,134 --> 00:12:42,701
of the agreement should really...
357
00:12:42,735 --> 00:12:44,369
Did you go to law school?
358
00:12:44,403 --> 00:12:46,837
University of San Quentin.
359
00:12:46,872 --> 00:12:50,140
Hey. Some guys worked out. I read.
360
00:12:50,175 --> 00:12:53,376
Anyway, they stopped all
communication with us,
361
00:12:53,411 --> 00:12:54,911
then immediately
362
00:12:54,979 --> 00:12:56,479
the new shaker farms
muffins were on the shelves.
363
00:12:56,513 --> 00:12:58,815
Oh, you try spreading jam evenly
364
00:12:58,849 --> 00:13:01,217
on those cratered pucks of manure.
365
00:13:01,251 --> 00:13:03,853
Shaker must offer more
money for their space.
366
00:13:03,887 --> 00:13:06,388
Brockmore took their
money and pushed us out.
367
00:13:06,422 --> 00:13:07,522
Yeah, but what about this?
368
00:13:07,556 --> 00:13:09,223
Brockmore Foods claims
369
00:13:09,257 --> 00:13:11,258
you tagged the Culver City
store that carries your muffins
370
00:13:11,293 --> 00:13:13,227
as a way of endorsing the
store to the neighborhood.
371
00:13:13,261 --> 00:13:15,429
Not true. I bet that
tag goes back five years.
372
00:13:15,463 --> 00:13:17,731
They're just using
that as an excuse.
373
00:13:17,765 --> 00:13:19,132
Perhaps, but unfortunately,
374
00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:21,034
article 12 of your deal states...
375
00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:23,002
States that it's void
if there's signs
376
00:13:23,070 --> 00:13:24,770
of any current gang affiliation,
377
00:13:24,805 --> 00:13:26,271
but we haven't run with
the 32's in years.
378
00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:28,740
We don't see any of
those guys anymore.
379
00:13:28,774 --> 00:13:30,174
Well, it's very difficult to prove.
380
00:13:30,209 --> 00:13:33,511
Hey, we found out Brockmore
Foods does this crap all the time.
381
00:13:33,545 --> 00:13:35,913
They put out expired product,
go back on their contracts,
382
00:13:36,014 --> 00:13:38,415
do bait-and-switch
kind of stuff, too.
383
00:13:38,450 --> 00:13:40,751
Look... we can lean on
their lack of communication.
384
00:13:40,785 --> 00:13:43,753
Hopefully, they'll pay off
the rest of the contract.
385
00:13:43,844 --> 00:13:45,311
No.
386
00:13:45,345 --> 00:13:48,080
Man, any one of our guys
can make more money in a week
387
00:13:48,114 --> 00:13:50,415
pumping the streets than
you guys make in a year.
388
00:13:50,450 --> 00:13:52,918
We're here to prove
ourselves legitimately.
389
00:13:52,952 --> 00:13:54,420
Yes, but under the circumstances,
390
00:13:54,454 --> 00:13:56,255
I think a payout might
be the best deal.
391
00:13:56,289 --> 00:13:57,923
Best deal for who?
392
00:14:03,262 --> 00:14:05,430
So, Danny, you're not only
aware of Freck's pranks,
393
00:14:05,498 --> 00:14:07,298
you were once a victim, correct?
394
00:14:07,333 --> 00:14:09,033
That's right, Peter.
395
00:14:09,101 --> 00:14:11,368
A couple of years ago,
me and Freck had lunch.
396
00:14:11,403 --> 00:14:13,203
Afterward, I had to go to the bank.
397
00:14:13,238 --> 00:14:15,038
What I didn't notice is that
while I was in the bathroom,
398
00:14:15,072 --> 00:14:16,406
Freck had gotten into my backpack.
399
00:14:16,474 --> 00:14:19,842
Wait, you left your
stuff alone with Freck?
400
00:14:19,877 --> 00:14:21,344
- What were you thinking?
- Yeah.
401
00:14:21,378 --> 00:14:23,512
- There might have been some shots consumed.
- Uh-huh.
402
00:14:23,547 --> 00:14:27,115
Anyway, I give the
teller my deposit slip,
403
00:14:27,149 --> 00:14:28,983
she gets this weird
look on her face,
404
00:14:29,018 --> 00:14:30,418
bends over and hands
me a thick envelope.
405
00:14:30,452 --> 00:14:31,652
I thought it was my withdrawal.
406
00:14:31,686 --> 00:14:34,021
Well, I get outside.
I'm heading to my car.
407
00:14:34,115 --> 00:14:35,448
Suddenly, there's cops everywhere.
408
00:14:35,483 --> 00:14:37,117
Oh, man. What did Freck do?
409
00:14:37,184 --> 00:14:39,085
He put a note into my banking slip
410
00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:41,087
saying I had a gun in my backpack
411
00:14:41,121 --> 00:14:43,288
and for the teller to
hand over 1,000 bucks.
412
00:14:43,390 --> 00:14:44,423
Freck.
413
00:14:44,491 --> 00:14:45,991
He even put a toy gun
414
00:14:46,026 --> 00:14:48,160
and a Nixon mask in
there for good measure.
415
00:14:48,194 --> 00:14:49,494
Cops were not amused.
416
00:14:49,528 --> 00:14:51,062
A Nixon mask?
417
00:14:51,097 --> 00:14:52,263
That's a great touch,
'cause I'll tell you,
418
00:14:52,298 --> 00:14:53,364
"Point Break"... one
of my top five.
419
00:14:53,399 --> 00:14:55,132
- Yeah. I can laugh now.
- Yeah.
420
00:14:55,167 --> 00:14:57,702
Your honor, are you aware of
what's happening right now?
421
00:14:57,736 --> 00:14:59,169
Well, besides you speaking
422
00:14:59,204 --> 00:15:00,604
when a witness is
still on the stand?
423
00:15:00,638 --> 00:15:02,305
Yes, Your Honor, besides that.
424
00:15:02,406 --> 00:15:05,207
Mr. Kirk had just been
handed photos of his wife
425
00:15:05,242 --> 00:15:07,943
in a compromising
position with another man.
426
00:15:07,978 --> 00:15:10,645
Yeah, the act is the noun
for the Latin verb "fellare,"
427
00:15:10,680 --> 00:15:12,547
which means...
428
00:15:12,581 --> 00:15:14,549
- Should I be adjourning?
- Uh, no, Your Honor, because these photos
429
00:15:14,583 --> 00:15:17,651
have been digitally
manipulated by my partner and I
430
00:15:17,753 --> 00:15:19,086
using a laptop.
431
00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:20,053
Your Honor, it's really good.
432
00:15:21,289 --> 00:15:22,722
The bottom one is the best.
433
00:15:22,757 --> 00:15:25,125
And, see, right about
now, Mr. Kirk is being told
434
00:15:25,159 --> 00:15:27,260
that the photos are a fake.
435
00:15:27,295 --> 00:15:29,129
So, we're gonna need to position
two bailiffs right about here.
436
00:15:29,163 --> 00:15:32,665
Yeah, in four, three, two...
437
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:37,101
Think that's funny?
You think this is funny?
438
00:15:37,136 --> 00:15:39,003
- Order!
- Mr. Kirk, stand down.
439
00:15:39,037 --> 00:15:40,471
- Little pricks.
- Oh, whoa.
440
00:15:40,505 --> 00:15:42,006
You gonna let him use
that language, Your Honor?
441
00:15:42,073 --> 00:15:43,406
Your honor, he couldn't
even speak Latin,
442
00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:45,074
and he can say "little
pricks" in court?
443
00:15:45,109 --> 00:15:46,709
I'm holding you both in contempt.
444
00:15:46,743 --> 00:15:48,010
Thank you.
445
00:15:48,111 --> 00:15:49,244
Proves our point, Your Honor.
446
00:15:49,278 --> 00:15:51,412
Jealousy leads to irrational anger.
447
00:15:51,447 --> 00:15:53,114
And people will prank one another
448
00:15:53,148 --> 00:15:55,649
even if it means risking
their own personal freedom.
449
00:15:55,683 --> 00:15:56,750
I had fun, guys.
450
00:15:56,784 --> 00:15:58,618
- This was fun, Danny.
- Yeah.
451
00:15:58,653 --> 00:16:00,319
We are adjourned.
452
00:16:02,422 --> 00:16:04,356
The food is very
underrated in lockup.
453
00:16:04,424 --> 00:16:06,258
The lasagna at county is delicious.
454
00:16:06,292 --> 00:16:08,093
Bologna melt at wayside.
455
00:16:08,127 --> 00:16:09,527
Three stars, at least.
456
00:16:09,595 --> 00:16:11,429
I tell you, we should start
a zagat guide for jail food.
457
00:16:11,463 --> 00:16:12,764
Trademark it. Hey.
458
00:16:12,798 --> 00:16:14,265
How's everything going
at Fresh Slice?
459
00:16:14,299 --> 00:16:16,433
You need anything?
We like those guys.
460
00:16:16,467 --> 00:16:18,434
Well, if you liked them, you
wouldn't have dumped them on me.
461
00:16:18,469 --> 00:16:20,436
Well, we had a friend who
was being charged with murder,
462
00:16:20,471 --> 00:16:22,138
so we had to prioritize.
463
00:16:22,172 --> 00:16:23,272
And again, we're asking if you
need anything, so we do care.
464
00:16:23,307 --> 00:16:24,674
Well, yes, I do, actually.
465
00:16:24,708 --> 00:16:26,642
Perhaps you could tell
the boys in the hood
466
00:16:26,677 --> 00:16:28,511
to keep it real and
listen to their lawyer
467
00:16:28,545 --> 00:16:31,814
and not mad-dog me every
time that I give them...
468
00:16:31,848 --> 00:16:34,183
premium legal advice at $50 a word.
469
00:16:34,217 --> 00:16:36,417
Word. We're not gonna do that.
470
00:16:36,452 --> 00:16:39,153
'Cause maybe you're not
giving them primo legal advice,
471
00:16:39,188 --> 00:16:40,387
and maybe it's because
you're scared of Brockmore.
472
00:16:40,455 --> 00:16:41,688
- You smell.
- Good?
473
00:16:41,723 --> 00:16:43,390
- No.
- Okay.
474
00:16:43,424 --> 00:16:44,658
You know, some of us
can actually win cases
475
00:16:44,692 --> 00:16:45,692
without going to jail.
476
00:16:45,726 --> 00:16:47,494
Some of us, but not you.
477
00:16:47,528 --> 00:16:49,729
Please, it's... you actually...
478
00:16:49,796 --> 00:16:51,730
you smell awful. I
think I'm gonna throw up.
479
00:16:51,798 --> 00:16:53,365
No, here. Just take my 27-year-old
scotch and get out of here.
480
00:16:53,399 --> 00:16:54,699
- Go.
- All right.
481
00:16:54,733 --> 00:16:56,534
- Thanks. Okay.
- Well, if you need anything.
482
00:16:56,635 --> 00:17:00,170
Well, if I need anything, I'll
follow you by just using this.
483
00:17:08,244 --> 00:17:10,211
Are you looking
for buried treasure?
484
00:17:10,245 --> 00:17:12,346
Actually, I'm looking
for buried health hazards
485
00:17:12,380 --> 00:17:16,216
like beer caps, shrapnel,
disposed hypodermic needles.
486
00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:18,050
Maybe gold.
487
00:17:19,253 --> 00:17:20,586
Oh, there's something right here.
488
00:17:20,654 --> 00:17:22,421
Something... no, wait. No,
you're not wearing gloves!
489
00:17:22,489 --> 00:17:23,756
You'll cut your finger off!
490
00:17:23,857 --> 00:17:26,592
Do you know how many
heroin addicts just...
491
00:17:26,659 --> 00:17:28,260
Whoa.
492
00:17:28,327 --> 00:17:30,728
It's a Canadian loonie.
That's worth 92 American cents.
493
00:17:30,763 --> 00:17:33,063
- I can sterilize that.
- Can I have it?
494
00:17:33,098 --> 00:17:35,065
What?! No!
495
00:17:35,100 --> 00:17:37,200
I have the equipment.
You just dug your hand...
496
00:17:38,268 --> 00:17:40,136
Sure.
497
00:17:40,170 --> 00:17:43,071
- You can have it.
- Thank you.
498
00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:46,740
"Thank you."
499
00:17:51,379 --> 00:17:52,612
Hey.
500
00:17:52,647 --> 00:17:54,380
They're saying online
that after yesterday,
501
00:17:54,414 --> 00:17:56,248
we've made this a dogfight.
502
00:17:56,283 --> 00:17:57,750
Odds for acquittal were 15-to-1.
503
00:17:57,784 --> 00:17:59,518
Now they're 3-to-1.
504
00:18:01,454 --> 00:18:03,222
Why are you sitting on the floor?
505
00:18:03,256 --> 00:18:04,723
You can relate better to a
child if you get on their level.
506
00:18:04,758 --> 00:18:06,125
That's why they invented
507
00:18:06,192 --> 00:18:07,793
Indian-style seating
in kindergarten.
508
00:18:07,827 --> 00:18:10,128
Pretty sure the Indians
invented that...
509
00:18:10,162 --> 00:18:11,295
for sitting.
510
00:18:11,330 --> 00:18:12,630
Tess.
511
00:18:12,753 --> 00:18:15,154
Pindar found a loonie for me.
512
00:18:15,189 --> 00:18:18,290
Oh, Pindy's the best, isn't he?
513
00:18:18,324 --> 00:18:20,292
He's great. You ready
for our guitar lesson?
514
00:18:20,326 --> 00:18:23,293
So, I'm gonna teach
you an "A" chord.
515
00:18:23,328 --> 00:18:24,494
This is an "A" chord.
516
00:18:24,595 --> 00:18:26,663
- That's the open "A" chord.
- Right.
517
00:18:26,697 --> 00:18:28,430
The barre "A" chord is way better.
518
00:18:28,465 --> 00:18:29,598
The ba...
519
00:18:29,633 --> 00:18:31,834
W... where'd you learn that?
520
00:18:31,868 --> 00:18:33,535
Mom's old boyfriend taught me.
521
00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:36,537
We went out. I wouldn't
say he was my boyfriend.
522
00:18:36,572 --> 00:18:37,805
Oh, yeah? What's his name?
523
00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:39,707
- Richie Sambora.
- Tess.
524
00:18:39,774 --> 00:18:41,175
What?
525
00:18:41,209 --> 00:18:42,743
Bon Jovi, "Crocodile Dundee" hat,
526
00:18:42,777 --> 00:18:44,711
on-a-steel-horse-he-rides
Richie Sambora?
527
00:18:46,781 --> 00:18:48,347
You know, Peter does
a pretty good rendition
528
00:18:48,382 --> 00:18:49,882
of "Bed of Roses" if
you get him drunk.
529
00:18:49,916 --> 00:18:52,317
Some say better than the original.
530
00:18:52,385 --> 00:18:53,652
Nobody says that.
531
00:18:54,987 --> 00:18:56,821
Can I get up?
532
00:18:56,855 --> 00:18:57,889
Sure, honey.
533
00:18:57,957 --> 00:18:59,723
Richie Sambora.
534
00:18:59,791 --> 00:19:01,959
That's that's awesome.
535
00:19:01,993 --> 00:19:03,627
It didn't work out.
536
00:19:04,951 --> 00:19:08,386
You are getting killed on
every front with Charlie.
537
00:19:08,421 --> 00:19:09,387
I am not.
538
00:19:09,422 --> 00:19:11,389
Pindar is crushing you.
539
00:19:11,423 --> 00:19:12,924
Who's Pindar?
540
00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:17,294
Yes!
541
00:19:17,362 --> 00:19:18,962
No.
542
00:19:21,332 --> 00:19:24,066
♪ whoo ♪
543
00:19:27,070 --> 00:19:29,638
What is this?
544
00:19:35,912 --> 00:19:38,814
I come in peace.
545
00:19:38,881 --> 00:19:42,650
Who are you?
546
00:19:44,353 --> 00:19:45,720
Hello, Pindar.
547
00:19:46,956 --> 00:19:48,623
It's been way too long.
548
00:19:48,657 --> 00:19:50,558
Freck?
549
00:19:50,592 --> 00:19:54,027
The reports of my death have
been greatly exaggerated.
550
00:19:55,496 --> 00:20:00,098
♪ you're jaded, jaded ♪
551
00:20:01,767 --> 00:20:03,968
What?
552
00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:05,803
Freck.
553
00:20:05,837 --> 00:20:08,772
Freck! Freck!
554
00:20:17,042 --> 00:20:20,044
I saw his eyes.
I looked right into them.
555
00:20:20,145 --> 00:20:21,479
It was Freck.
556
00:20:21,513 --> 00:20:23,480
I told you he was alive.
557
00:20:23,515 --> 00:20:25,115
What else was he wearing?
558
00:20:25,150 --> 00:20:26,983
A speedo.
559
00:20:27,018 --> 00:20:29,753
That's a brave man to get out
of the ocean wearing a speedo.
560
00:20:29,820 --> 00:20:31,721
Freck fears nothing.
That's why he's Freck.
561
00:20:31,755 --> 00:20:33,155
So, what are we gonna do?
562
00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:34,790
Are we gonna...
we gonna call the cops?
563
00:20:34,825 --> 00:20:36,492
Pindy? Pindy. Pindy!
564
00:20:36,526 --> 00:20:38,626
- Huh?
- You sure it was this guy?
565
00:20:38,661 --> 00:20:40,461
Yeah.
566
00:20:40,495 --> 00:20:41,729
I could be surer if he had his
name tattooed on his forehead,
567
00:20:41,763 --> 00:20:42,863
which he did.
568
00:20:42,897 --> 00:20:44,131
W... what?
569
00:20:45,667 --> 00:20:48,135
He had "Freck" tattooed
on his forehead.
570
00:20:48,169 --> 00:20:50,704
Pindy, Freck has no tattoos.
571
00:20:50,738 --> 00:20:53,673
Okay, wait a minute. How
close were you, Pindy?
572
00:20:53,741 --> 00:20:55,709
He walked right up to me,
573
00:20:55,743 --> 00:20:58,077
and he took off his
diving helmet, and he says,
574
00:20:58,145 --> 00:21:02,047
"the reports of my death have
been greatly exaggerated."
575
00:21:02,082 --> 00:21:05,517
Pindy, are you high?
576
00:21:05,552 --> 00:21:06,885
What?
577
00:21:06,919 --> 00:21:09,387
Okay, I'm on 72 different
prescribed medications,
578
00:21:09,422 --> 00:21:10,621
but I know what I saw, okay?
579
00:21:10,656 --> 00:21:12,590
Look, Pindy is a lot of things...
580
00:21:12,658 --> 00:21:15,793
claustrophobic,
agoraphobic, neurotic,
581
00:21:15,860 --> 00:21:18,562
with Epstein-Barr and
irritable bowel syndrome,
582
00:21:18,629 --> 00:21:20,130
but he's not a liar.
583
00:21:21,598 --> 00:21:24,599
Thank you, Jared.
584
00:21:27,669 --> 00:21:29,436
Hey, hey. Got a second?
585
00:21:29,504 --> 00:21:30,737
Not really.
586
00:21:30,771 --> 00:21:32,739
Great. I need you
back on Fresh Slice.
587
00:21:32,773 --> 00:21:34,207
It's very difficult to prove
588
00:21:34,241 --> 00:21:36,409
that rehabbed gang members
are no longer in a gang.
589
00:21:36,443 --> 00:21:38,411
We'd love to, but we got
a break in our murder case.
590
00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:42,415
Well, obviously, I'm the only
one who cares about people.
591
00:21:44,952 --> 00:21:46,118
Damien?
592
00:21:46,219 --> 00:21:49,722
Whoa, careful.
It could be a Replicant.
593
00:21:49,756 --> 00:21:51,690
Now! Steady.
594
00:21:51,724 --> 00:21:52,924
- Hold still.
- Huh?
595
00:21:52,959 --> 00:21:55,560
Dilation of the
pupils appear normal.
596
00:21:55,595 --> 00:21:58,563
- Let him go.
- Continue.
597
00:21:58,597 --> 00:21:59,597
Proceed, "Damien."
598
00:21:59,631 --> 00:22:02,633
Brockmore has made screwing
people corporate policy.
599
00:22:02,700 --> 00:22:04,434
They send out these discount
coupons with gotcha fine print
600
00:22:04,502 --> 00:22:06,569
and they've got vendor
contracts with trap doors
601
00:22:06,603 --> 00:22:08,036
so Brockmore can get
out at the last minute.
602
00:22:08,070 --> 00:22:10,572
And the guys at Fresh Slice,
603
00:22:10,606 --> 00:22:12,006
they're just trying to
turn their lives around.
604
00:22:12,041 --> 00:22:14,442
Is this really about
helping the little guy?
605
00:22:14,476 --> 00:22:15,876
Do you want us to
get our hands dirty
606
00:22:15,910 --> 00:22:17,044
so you don't have to?
607
00:22:17,111 --> 00:22:18,811
Both.
608
00:22:18,913 --> 00:22:22,614
Look... Greg Harrell, the
counsel at Fresh Slice,
609
00:22:22,649 --> 00:22:24,148
is a Mason.
610
00:22:24,216 --> 00:22:27,685
And so is a member of the
judicial selection committee.
611
00:22:27,719 --> 00:22:29,587
They talk.
612
00:22:29,621 --> 00:22:30,787
- Mason?
- Mm-hmm.
613
00:22:30,822 --> 00:22:31,955
- So, they're tight, right?
- Mm-hmm.
614
00:22:31,990 --> 00:22:33,991
- Like in "Da Vinci code"?
- It's real.
615
00:22:34,025 --> 00:22:35,758
You afraid of the albino?
616
00:22:35,793 --> 00:22:37,660
I need your help, please.
617
00:22:37,694 --> 00:22:39,662
I need your h...
618
00:22:39,696 --> 00:22:41,130
I need your help, please.
619
00:22:41,164 --> 00:22:42,898
- What did he say?
- Michael Phelps.
620
00:22:42,932 --> 00:22:45,667
I need your help, please.
621
00:22:45,702 --> 00:22:46,802
- I don't know.
- And he likes...
622
00:22:46,836 --> 00:22:49,837
Just give me some damn help!
623
00:22:49,905 --> 00:22:51,272
- Okay.
- Fine.
624
00:22:51,306 --> 00:22:54,475
- Easy. Geez.
- Negative cyborg.
625
00:22:56,611 --> 00:22:57,844
Then let's put him on the stand.
626
00:22:57,879 --> 00:22:59,179
He's our only eyewitness.
627
00:22:59,213 --> 00:23:00,847
Our eyewitness is a
lawyer for the defense.
628
00:23:00,881 --> 00:23:02,515
The prosecution will hammer us.
629
00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:04,850
Yeah, let's listen to
Pindar's testimony out loud.
630
00:23:04,885 --> 00:23:06,885
"I saw a man rise from the ocean
631
00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:09,488
wearing a Jules Verne
diving helmet, speedo,
632
00:23:09,556 --> 00:23:10,889
and the name 'Freck'
tattooed on his forehead."
633
00:23:10,923 --> 00:23:12,157
Quoting Mark Twain.
634
00:23:12,191 --> 00:23:14,192
We'll look desperate and crazy.
635
00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:15,993
On top of that, it's Pindy.
636
00:23:16,027 --> 00:23:17,828
I don't know this Pindy.
637
00:23:17,862 --> 00:23:19,896
Oh, he's a lovely human being.
638
00:23:19,964 --> 00:23:21,664
One of the most decent,
639
00:23:21,699 --> 00:23:24,200
lucid men I think I've ever known.
640
00:23:25,802 --> 00:23:27,502
Anyway...
641
00:23:27,536 --> 00:23:29,704
We got to stop being reactive
and start being proactive.
642
00:23:29,771 --> 00:23:32,506
We have to think like Freck
and bring the war to him.
643
00:23:32,574 --> 00:23:35,041
- Like you did in court.
- Like what we did in court. Exactly.
644
00:23:35,076 --> 00:23:37,176
Why did Freck show
his face this way?
645
00:23:37,211 --> 00:23:40,713
Why does the arsonist return
to where he set the fire?
646
00:23:40,814 --> 00:23:42,681
To watch it burn.
647
00:23:42,716 --> 00:23:43,915
Freck knows we scored points
648
00:23:43,950 --> 00:23:45,617
by blocking the
therapist's testimony,
649
00:23:45,651 --> 00:23:47,085
and the prank we
pulled on the D.A...
650
00:23:47,119 --> 00:23:48,720
that made our point with the jury.
651
00:23:48,754 --> 00:23:50,054
Suddenly, we've made
this a horse race.
652
00:23:50,122 --> 00:23:52,222
So he reveals himself
to our weakest link,
653
00:23:52,257 --> 00:23:53,991
hoping that we put
Pindy on the stand
654
00:23:54,025 --> 00:23:56,593
and he has a meltdown
of an eyewitness account.
655
00:23:56,628 --> 00:23:58,595
An eyewitness is an eyewitness.
656
00:23:58,629 --> 00:24:00,997
We can't beat Freck with this
kind of caveman lawyering.
657
00:24:01,032 --> 00:24:03,900
Quit making this guy out to
be Keyser Soze. He's a punk.
658
00:24:03,934 --> 00:24:06,869
Look... Pindar's sanity aside,
659
00:24:06,903 --> 00:24:09,304
I... I agree with the
boys on this one.
660
00:24:09,339 --> 00:24:12,040
It's just too risky to
put him on the stand,
661
00:24:12,074 --> 00:24:13,708
- so stay the course.
- All right. Thanks.
662
00:24:13,742 --> 00:24:16,176
Well, don't thank me.
Just get it right.
663
00:24:38,111 --> 00:24:39,645
Oh, you're smooth.
664
00:24:39,679 --> 00:24:41,213
Yeah, well, you won't come inside,
665
00:24:41,247 --> 00:24:42,647
so I have to work
with what I've got.
666
00:24:42,681 --> 00:24:44,482
I have to get the sitter home.
667
00:24:44,516 --> 00:24:47,551
Okay.
I'll walk you home.
668
00:24:47,586 --> 00:24:49,553
I'd like that.
669
00:24:53,257 --> 00:24:56,358
You know, I'm I'm curious,
670
00:24:56,448 --> 00:24:59,650
um, how long was it
before Richie met Tess?
671
00:24:59,685 --> 00:25:03,654
Really? You're gonna
ask me about that now?
672
00:25:03,688 --> 00:25:05,556
You've already met Tess.
673
00:25:05,590 --> 00:25:07,691
As a neighbor.
674
00:25:07,725 --> 00:25:10,126
I... I... I just want,
like, a marker or something
675
00:25:10,161 --> 00:25:11,394
when you want to start
taking this seriously,
676
00:25:11,428 --> 00:25:13,596
'cause then I'll
know when to bail.
677
00:25:13,630 --> 00:25:16,431
I don't think there's a
rule book or a timeline.
678
00:25:16,466 --> 00:25:18,867
Every situation is different.
679
00:25:18,901 --> 00:25:20,735
Ah, situation, okay.
680
00:25:20,770 --> 00:25:22,537
Okay. Yeah, that works for me.
681
00:25:22,571 --> 00:25:25,772
Whatever this is, I like it.
682
00:25:25,807 --> 00:25:27,641
I like it, too.
683
00:25:27,675 --> 00:25:30,210
I just got out of a
relationship not too long ago,
684
00:25:30,244 --> 00:25:33,346
so, you know, I don't
want to rush into anything.
685
00:25:33,381 --> 00:25:36,716
Oh, really? Define, uh, "rushing."
686
00:25:36,750 --> 00:25:39,418
Really? You want to
talk about that now?
687
00:25:39,486 --> 00:25:42,154
* I was bored anyway *
688
00:25:42,222 --> 00:25:46,458
* I left my love in the room *
689
00:25:46,493 --> 00:25:48,460
* that's okay *
690
00:25:48,494 --> 00:25:50,562
* I was born in L.A. *
691
00:25:50,563 --> 00:25:53,071
Richie Sambora. Please.
692
00:25:53,106 --> 00:25:54,706
Yeah, what does he got?
693
00:25:54,740 --> 00:25:57,675
Rock-star status, platinum
records, private jet, pfft!
694
00:25:57,710 --> 00:25:59,110
Surprised the guy's not a virgin.
695
00:25:59,144 --> 00:26:01,145
Oh.
696
00:26:03,815 --> 00:26:05,016
It's Pindy.
697
00:26:05,050 --> 00:26:06,283
Hey, Pindy, what's up?
698
00:26:06,318 --> 00:26:08,185
Did you get the e-mail I sent you?
699
00:26:08,220 --> 00:26:10,654
Pindy, if it's another
photo of fat people bowling,
700
00:26:10,689 --> 00:26:12,089
I'm gonna come through the phone.
701
00:26:12,123 --> 00:26:13,557
Surveillance footage.
702
00:26:13,592 --> 00:26:15,960
Shared discovery from
the prosecution.
703
00:26:15,994 --> 00:26:18,696
So, you bought a shovel,
rope, and tarp?
704
00:26:18,730 --> 00:26:20,030
Where did they get this?
705
00:26:20,131 --> 00:26:23,100
It was sent anonymously
to the prosecution.
706
00:26:23,134 --> 00:26:25,535
- Freck.
- Is what we're saying.
707
00:26:25,570 --> 00:26:27,103
So, what's so bad about it?
708
00:26:27,138 --> 00:26:28,638
Well, the prosecution's saying
709
00:26:28,673 --> 00:26:30,240
that you killed Freck
and buried the body.
710
00:26:30,274 --> 00:26:33,209
No, no. I... I bought that
shovel and tarp to bury a pig.
711
00:26:33,277 --> 00:26:35,544
We were gonna throw a
luau for Nancy's birthday.
712
00:26:35,579 --> 00:26:36,645
- What?
- A luau?
713
00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:37,880
- Yeah.
- Dude, that's crazy.
714
00:26:37,914 --> 00:26:41,083
You can't piggyback a birthday
party onto a theme party.
715
00:26:41,150 --> 00:26:42,551
Yeah, it's either a casino night
716
00:26:42,618 --> 00:26:44,119
or Margarita Monday
or a birthday party.
717
00:26:44,213 --> 00:26:46,014
No mixing. That's a rookie move.
718
00:26:46,048 --> 00:26:47,649
It was Freck's idea.
719
00:26:47,716 --> 00:26:49,117
Okay, it's okay, 'cause
Nancy can back us up.
720
00:26:49,151 --> 00:26:50,285
She knew about the luau, right?
721
00:26:50,319 --> 00:26:51,619
What luau?
722
00:26:51,654 --> 00:26:53,121
It was a surprise party.
723
00:26:53,155 --> 00:26:55,023
She didn't know about
it because I was arrested
724
00:26:55,091 --> 00:26:56,625
before we had a chance to throw it.
725
00:26:56,659 --> 00:26:58,760
Okay, a surprise
luau birthday party?
726
00:26:58,794 --> 00:26:59,894
Right?
727
00:26:59,929 --> 00:27:01,196
Stick to pranking.
728
00:27:01,230 --> 00:27:03,932
Freck told me to buy
that shovel and that tarp.
729
00:27:03,966 --> 00:27:06,267
He knew a police investigation
would bring this stuff out.
730
00:27:06,301 --> 00:27:07,768
He's kind of awesome.
731
00:27:07,803 --> 00:27:09,003
Yeah, he should be
terrorizing Gotham.
732
00:27:09,070 --> 00:27:12,038
Guys. I'm on trial for murder here.
733
00:27:12,106 --> 00:27:15,074
Look who just realized
this isn't a joke.
734
00:27:15,109 --> 00:27:16,676
Okay, look, none of the
items you purchased
735
00:27:16,710 --> 00:27:18,678
have shown up on any
evidentiary reports.
736
00:27:18,712 --> 00:27:19,845
Which means they don't have it.
737
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:22,047
Which means, if you
can find those items,
738
00:27:22,081 --> 00:27:24,049
it goes towards proving
you didn't ditch evidence.
739
00:27:24,083 --> 00:27:26,251
They're in the garage.
740
00:27:26,285 --> 00:27:27,852
I swear this stuff is here.
741
00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:29,753
I'm sure the police already looked.
742
00:27:29,788 --> 00:27:32,255
This is why the items weren't
on the evidence report.
743
00:27:32,290 --> 00:27:33,990
You weren't a little suspicious
744
00:27:34,024 --> 00:27:35,891
when Freck wanted to throw
a surprise luau party?
745
00:27:35,926 --> 00:27:37,226
I'm sorry, Nancy.
746
00:27:37,261 --> 00:27:38,761
I don't blame you for
not wanting to marry me,
747
00:27:38,795 --> 00:27:40,729
but I did not kill Freck.
748
00:27:43,933 --> 00:27:46,701
You don't want to marry me, do you?
749
00:27:46,802 --> 00:27:48,836
I... I don't know.
750
00:27:48,871 --> 00:27:50,938
Uh, conjugal sex isn't
exactly on my bucket list.
751
00:27:50,972 --> 00:27:52,873
- Uh, should we step outside?
- No.
752
00:27:52,940 --> 00:27:56,309
This is exactly what
Freck wants, you know that?
753
00:27:56,344 --> 00:27:57,844
He wants to blow us up.
754
00:27:57,878 --> 00:27:59,145
If you don't marry me,
Freck will have won.
755
00:27:59,179 --> 00:28:00,713
Is that what you want?
756
00:28:00,747 --> 00:28:03,348
I don't care who wins!
This isn't about winning!
757
00:28:03,383 --> 00:28:06,984
I'm sorry Robbie. I love you.
758
00:28:07,019 --> 00:28:10,387
I think you're innocent, but
I didn't sign up for this.
759
00:28:10,422 --> 00:28:12,189
I'm not having a prison wedding.
760
00:28:12,223 --> 00:28:15,692
Well, what about having the
wedding before he's sentenced?
761
00:28:15,727 --> 00:28:17,327
You mean I'm gonna say I'm guilty?
762
00:28:17,361 --> 00:28:19,028
- Sort of.
- Yeah.
763
00:28:19,063 --> 00:28:21,097
Freck is competitive
and compulsive, right?
764
00:28:21,165 --> 00:28:22,832
Right.
765
00:28:22,866 --> 00:28:24,700
But I bet he loves Nancy
more than he hates Robbie.
766
00:28:24,734 --> 00:28:26,368
You said he's trying
to blow you guys up.
767
00:28:26,402 --> 00:28:28,369
What would happen if
you guys got married?
768
00:28:28,404 --> 00:28:30,004
He'd explode.
769
00:28:30,038 --> 00:28:32,373
You'd see the fireball
on earth from deep space.
770
00:28:32,407 --> 00:28:35,241
- There's a way to bring Freck
back from the dead. - How?
771
00:28:35,276 --> 00:28:37,210
- By giving up?
- Yeah. We want to throw in the towel.
772
00:28:37,244 --> 00:28:39,278
We want to cop a plea.
773
00:28:39,312 --> 00:28:41,380
That's your version of being
proactive and thinking like Freck?
774
00:28:41,414 --> 00:28:42,814
- Uh-huh.
- Yep.
775
00:28:42,848 --> 00:28:44,716
If you want to crash and burn...
776
00:28:44,750 --> 00:28:46,016
If that's a yes, we'll take it.
777
00:28:47,752 --> 00:28:50,253
Great.
778
00:28:54,058 --> 00:28:55,724
25 years, second degree.
779
00:28:55,759 --> 00:28:57,392
Uh-huh. Can Robbie
take us to the body?
780
00:28:57,427 --> 00:28:59,027
Ah, he says he dumped
it in the ocean.
781
00:28:59,061 --> 00:29:00,428
But he stole a skiff,
782
00:29:00,496 --> 00:29:01,762
and he'll put it all in
the written confession.
783
00:29:01,830 --> 00:29:03,230
Well, what happened to
784
00:29:03,264 --> 00:29:05,064
"Freck is alive and
crawled out of the ocean"?
785
00:29:05,099 --> 00:29:06,732
Word around town is you guys
have a witness who saw him.
786
00:29:06,767 --> 00:29:09,768
Pindar? Yeah, turns out
he mixed Ativan with sake.
787
00:29:09,836 --> 00:29:11,770
I ever meet Pindar,
I'll punch him out.
788
00:29:11,838 --> 00:29:13,772
W... we told you the
photos aren't real.
789
00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:15,073
He's never met your wife.
790
00:29:15,107 --> 00:29:17,175
Still, the images are
seared in my brain.
791
00:29:17,210 --> 00:29:18,910
We're sorry. Go ahead
and just punch us.
792
00:29:18,944 --> 00:29:21,079
By "us," I mean him.
793
00:29:21,113 --> 00:29:23,181
You got to admit, though, it was pretty funny...
Pindar and your wife.
794
00:29:23,215 --> 00:29:25,182
Mean mugging.
795
00:29:25,217 --> 00:29:27,284
One more thing.
796
00:29:27,352 --> 00:29:28,519
Conjugal visits.
797
00:29:28,553 --> 00:29:30,853
- Robbie's not married.
- Two more things.
798
00:29:30,888 --> 00:29:32,355
We also want the judge
who sentences Robbie
799
00:29:32,389 --> 00:29:34,090
to officiate the wedding.
800
00:29:34,124 --> 00:29:35,958
Are you out of your mind?
Judge will never go for that.
801
00:29:36,026 --> 00:29:37,793
Okay, well, we'll just
call this whole thing off,
802
00:29:37,828 --> 00:29:39,095
you take your chance with the jury.
803
00:29:39,129 --> 00:29:40,929
With no murder weapon and no body,
804
00:29:41,030 --> 00:29:42,030
but, ah, you'll be fine.
805
00:29:42,064 --> 00:29:44,933
- Yeah.
- I'll make it work.
806
00:29:44,967 --> 00:29:48,403
Okay. Well, if you excuse
us, we have a wedding to plan.
807
00:30:01,578 --> 00:30:03,245
Good work, Pindy.
808
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:05,147
This really has to
get media traction.
809
00:30:05,181 --> 00:30:06,648
I've sent the link to TMZ.
810
00:30:06,716 --> 00:30:08,383
There you go.
811
00:30:08,417 --> 00:30:10,585
Hey, what does one wear to
a wedding/prison sentencing?
812
00:30:10,619 --> 00:30:13,187
I don't know. Uh, business attire?
813
00:30:13,221 --> 00:30:15,255
Well, the appropriate
attire for a day wedding
814
00:30:15,323 --> 00:30:17,157
would be a morning suit
815
00:30:17,191 --> 00:30:18,358
unless the groom is
wearing the same.
816
00:30:18,426 --> 00:30:20,427
Go with that.
817
00:30:20,461 --> 00:30:22,462
Jared, the...
818
00:30:22,496 --> 00:30:25,397
I bet mine still fits.
819
00:30:27,467 --> 00:30:30,034
Don't get me wrong, I like her.
But she's no Mrs. Smucker's.
820
00:30:30,069 --> 00:30:32,337
Betty Crocker, give
me a slice of that.
821
00:30:32,371 --> 00:30:34,438
- Hey, hey.
- Right there in the kitchen.
822
00:30:34,506 --> 00:30:36,440
- Sure.
- They're both nice, but you know which one I like?
823
00:30:36,475 --> 00:30:38,576
The Quaker Oats lady, eh?
824
00:30:38,610 --> 00:30:40,043
- Quaker Oats lady?
- Yeah, yeah.
825
00:30:40,078 --> 00:30:41,178
You know, that's a... that's a...
826
00:30:41,212 --> 00:30:42,312
- She got the hat.
- Gentlemen.
827
00:30:42,379 --> 00:30:44,080
- That's actually a...
- A what?
828
00:30:44,114 --> 00:30:47,516
Gentlemen. Can we start?
829
00:30:47,550 --> 00:30:50,652
Yeah, uh, you guys have no proof
830
00:30:50,686 --> 00:30:54,255
that our clients had anything
to do with the tagging.
831
00:30:54,289 --> 00:30:57,724
You're using the tagging as
an excuse to sell shaker farms.
832
00:30:57,759 --> 00:30:59,226
Excuse me?
833
00:30:59,260 --> 00:31:01,395
Gentlemen, let's work
this out amicably.
834
00:31:01,429 --> 00:31:03,262
Tagging our store
was a hostile act,
835
00:31:03,297 --> 00:31:05,998
not an amicable one, Mr. Karp.
836
00:31:08,401 --> 00:31:12,003
All right, then. You
want a street fight.
837
00:31:12,038 --> 00:31:13,505
What's going on?
838
00:31:13,539 --> 00:31:14,639
Did you leave your balls
in the glove compartment?
839
00:31:14,707 --> 00:31:16,107
I probably should go get them.
840
00:31:16,141 --> 00:31:18,975
In California, a
criminal street gang
841
00:31:19,010 --> 00:31:21,377
is defined as "an
ongoing organization
842
00:31:21,412 --> 00:31:23,012
of a group of three
or more persons,
843
00:31:23,046 --> 00:31:24,580
whether formal or informal,
844
00:31:24,614 --> 00:31:26,781
that commits crimes as one
of its primary activities."
845
00:31:26,816 --> 00:31:29,617
We're familiar with the
legal definition of a gang.
846
00:31:29,651 --> 00:31:33,587
You were sued in 2009 by Manchester
Doughnuts for contract violation,
847
00:31:33,621 --> 00:31:36,722
and, in 2013, part
of a class action
848
00:31:36,756 --> 00:31:38,523
for false advertising.
849
00:31:38,558 --> 00:31:41,992
You also have a common name
and an identifying symbol.
850
00:31:42,027 --> 00:31:44,027
It's another part of
the California code.
851
00:31:44,061 --> 00:31:46,396
And there are five,
six board members,
852
00:31:46,431 --> 00:31:48,798
- which means, by legal definition...
- You're the gang.
853
00:31:52,102 --> 00:31:53,635
Not Fresh Slice.
854
00:31:53,670 --> 00:31:57,738
Are you out of your mind?
855
00:31:57,773 --> 00:31:59,340
This meeting is over.
856
00:31:59,374 --> 00:32:01,709
A... actually, Greg,
gang charges are criminal,
857
00:32:01,743 --> 00:32:04,144
which would lead to a
grand-jury investigation.
858
00:32:04,179 --> 00:32:05,379
I'm sure they'd love to
hear how Brockmore Foods
859
00:32:05,446 --> 00:32:07,047
goes after a charity that helps
860
00:32:07,081 --> 00:32:09,248
men and women put their
lives back together.
861
00:32:10,684 --> 00:32:12,518
Those allegations would
have to be brought
862
00:32:12,552 --> 00:32:14,119
by a district attorney.
863
00:32:14,154 --> 00:32:18,023
No D.A. in this town
would touch these charges.
864
00:32:18,124 --> 00:32:21,059
Nice try.
865
00:32:23,195 --> 00:32:25,162
Being a judge is overrated.
866
00:32:25,196 --> 00:32:26,396
- You did good, Karp.
- Yeah.
867
00:32:26,464 --> 00:32:28,298
God knows you need the karma.
868
00:32:52,385 --> 00:32:57,322
And eligible
for parole in the year 2038.
869
00:32:57,356 --> 00:32:59,324
Is there anything you'd like to say
870
00:32:59,358 --> 00:33:01,159
to the family of the deceased?
871
00:33:01,193 --> 00:33:03,694
Well, uh, Freck really
doesn't have any family,
872
00:33:03,728 --> 00:33:05,262
unless you count his mom,
873
00:33:05,329 --> 00:33:07,397
who sent me a nice thank-you note.
874
00:33:07,431 --> 00:33:12,435
But I... I am truly sorry
for what I did because...
875
00:33:12,469 --> 00:33:13,903
I could use a best man.
876
00:33:17,106 --> 00:33:18,740
That it?
877
00:33:18,808 --> 00:33:20,108
Pretty much.
878
00:33:20,176 --> 00:33:21,409
Okay, then.
879
00:33:21,444 --> 00:33:23,744
The second part of today's hearing.
880
00:33:26,348 --> 00:33:28,281
You sure
this is gonna work?
881
00:33:28,349 --> 00:33:30,417
We try not to be
sure about anything.
882
00:33:30,451 --> 00:33:32,385
- We support their decision...
- What does that even mean?
883
00:33:32,419 --> 00:33:34,587
To commit themselves to each
other... we're never surprised.
884
00:33:34,621 --> 00:33:36,888
For the rest of their lives,
885
00:33:36,923 --> 00:33:39,323
which is an honorable estate,
886
00:33:39,358 --> 00:33:42,859
not to be entered into
lightly, but reverently.
887
00:33:42,894 --> 00:33:46,630
That being said, do
you, Mr. Ambriano...
888
00:33:46,664 --> 00:33:48,331
I... I'm sorry.
889
00:33:48,399 --> 00:33:50,299
What happened to the
"if anyone here feels
890
00:33:50,367 --> 00:33:52,468
these two should not be
wed, let them speak now
891
00:33:52,535 --> 00:33:54,369
or forever hold your peace"?
892
00:33:54,403 --> 00:33:56,104
We don't do that in California.
893
00:33:56,138 --> 00:33:57,572
- Really?
- Yeah.
894
00:33:58,707 --> 00:34:01,108
Oh. Sorry. Go on.
895
00:34:01,143 --> 00:34:02,776
Okay. Thanks.
896
00:34:02,811 --> 00:34:06,680
Do you, Robbie Ambriano,
take Nancy Denuff
897
00:34:06,714 --> 00:34:08,381
for your lawfully wedded wife?
898
00:34:16,189 --> 00:34:19,191
I do.
899
00:34:19,225 --> 00:34:23,595
And do you, Nancy Denuff,
take Mr. Ambriano
900
00:34:23,629 --> 00:34:25,596
for your lawfully wedded husband?
901
00:34:25,630 --> 00:34:28,666
I do...
902
00:34:28,700 --> 00:34:30,501
- Not.
- Sorry?
903
00:34:30,535 --> 00:34:34,271
- What?
- I do not take you as my husband.
904
00:34:34,305 --> 00:34:37,507
I... I can't
marry you knowing what you did.
905
00:34:37,574 --> 00:34:41,644
I can't marry you because
I still love Freck.
906
00:34:41,678 --> 00:34:44,513
I'm sorry.
907
00:34:44,581 --> 00:34:46,949
Oh, that was unexpected.
908
00:34:46,983 --> 00:34:48,783
No, I knew it. I knew it.
909
00:34:48,818 --> 00:34:50,919
- You knew it?
- Yeah.
910
00:34:50,953 --> 00:34:53,154
Hey, uh, fellas, you
still want me to mention
911
00:34:53,188 --> 00:34:54,455
the, uh, refreshments
down the hall?
912
00:34:54,489 --> 00:34:55,823
- I wouldn't.
- Yeah.
913
00:34:55,857 --> 00:35:00,827
Okay. Bailiff? Lock him up.
914
00:35:00,861 --> 00:35:02,262
Congratulations.
915
00:35:02,296 --> 00:35:03,430
You look great in blue, Robbie.
916
00:35:03,464 --> 00:35:04,664
Yeah.
917
00:35:04,699 --> 00:35:06,666
It's always darkest
before the dawn.
918
00:35:15,367 --> 00:35:17,601
Robbie Ambriano has
pleaded guilty to murder.
919
00:35:17,668 --> 00:35:20,737
And shockingly, his
would-be bride, Nancy Denuff,
920
00:35:20,771 --> 00:35:23,506
has professed her love
for Freck Hildebrandt...
921
00:35:23,540 --> 00:35:27,175
The man ambriano has
confessed to killing.
922
00:35:37,332 --> 00:35:39,532
- Hey, baby.
- Freck?
923
00:35:39,633 --> 00:35:43,702
I told everyone the reports of
my death were greatly exaggerated.
924
00:35:43,736 --> 00:35:47,306
You did all this for me?
925
00:35:47,340 --> 00:35:48,773
No, I just wanted to
break you two up,
926
00:35:48,808 --> 00:35:50,875
live on the down-low.
927
00:35:50,910 --> 00:35:52,878
I would have come forward
in a couple of years,
928
00:35:52,912 --> 00:35:56,514
but then when you
said you loved me,
929
00:35:56,548 --> 00:35:59,483
I just couldn't let you
suffer any longer.
930
00:35:59,551 --> 00:36:00,651
Let's get out of here.
931
00:36:02,253 --> 00:36:03,887
- Ow.
- Not the face.
932
00:36:03,921 --> 00:36:05,555
Ohh, that was a ginger slap!
933
00:36:05,589 --> 00:36:06,756
You're a monster.
934
00:36:06,790 --> 00:36:08,524
You bastards.
935
00:36:08,558 --> 00:36:12,227
Detectives, may I present
Roderick "Freckles" Hildebrandt.
936
00:36:12,261 --> 00:36:15,662
It's a pleasure to meet
the legend. Cuff him.
937
00:36:15,697 --> 00:36:19,465
Sorry, Freck. But I am flattered.
938
00:36:19,500 --> 00:36:20,499
Don't be too mad.
939
00:36:20,534 --> 00:36:21,934
- He looks mad.
- A little bit.
940
00:36:22,035 --> 00:36:24,603
Best case, you'll be charged
with a false emergency.
941
00:36:24,637 --> 00:36:26,605
But we're hoping for worst-case.
942
00:36:26,639 --> 00:36:28,273
You don't want to get in
the cage with me, boys.
943
00:36:28,340 --> 00:36:30,508
- Is that a threat?
- You want a piece of this?
944
00:36:30,542 --> 00:36:31,909
- Huh?
- I think you should, uh, leave that alone.
945
00:36:31,943 --> 00:36:32,910
Come on. Let's go.
946
00:36:33,011 --> 00:36:34,377
Fella's sharp.
947
00:36:34,412 --> 00:36:35,578
Yeah, you better walk away.
948
00:36:35,613 --> 00:36:36,780
All right, guys.
949
00:36:36,847 --> 00:36:39,449
Get the freck out of here.
950
00:36:39,516 --> 00:36:40,716
Really frecked him up.
951
00:36:40,751 --> 00:36:44,553
So, uh, you're free
tonight, I'm guessing.
952
00:36:44,587 --> 00:36:47,422
Yeah. Let's go to your place.
953
00:36:47,456 --> 00:36:48,623
I do.
954
00:36:55,029 --> 00:36:58,064
Please, take a seat.
955
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:02,434
Unfortunately, Harrell was right.
956
00:37:02,468 --> 00:37:03,902
No district attorney
in Beverly Hills
957
00:37:03,936 --> 00:37:05,570
would take this case on.
958
00:37:05,605 --> 00:37:08,073
But fortunately
for muffin lovers everywhere,
959
00:37:08,107 --> 00:37:11,676
Brockmore opened a new
store in Lynwood.
960
00:37:11,744 --> 00:37:13,812
That happens to be the home
961
00:37:13,846 --> 00:37:15,981
of the newly elected
district attorney
962
00:37:16,015 --> 00:37:19,351
who's willing to fight for
people of all walks of life.
963
00:37:19,419 --> 00:37:21,353
Yeah, Brockmore caved immediately
964
00:37:21,420 --> 00:37:22,720
when he agreed to spearhead
965
00:37:22,755 --> 00:37:24,722
a grand-jury investigation
into their practices.
966
00:37:24,757 --> 00:37:27,891
Now, here's the new contract
with Brockmore Foods.
967
00:37:27,926 --> 00:37:32,429
I think it's most agreeable,
in the opinion of your counsel.
968
00:37:32,463 --> 00:37:33,963
Thank you.
969
00:37:33,998 --> 00:37:35,298
Anything you need.
970
00:37:35,332 --> 00:37:36,966
Yeah, man. You have our card.
971
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:38,968
Actually, c... could I get
a picture with you guys?
972
00:37:39,002 --> 00:37:40,736
- Yeah. Totally. Cool.
- Great.
973
00:37:42,371 --> 00:37:44,472
All right. Yeah, okay.
974
00:37:44,506 --> 00:37:45,973
Everyone in there? Okay.
975
00:37:46,007 --> 00:37:48,709
On three. One, two, three.
976
00:37:48,743 --> 00:37:51,578
Well, this life ain't half bad.
977
00:37:51,612 --> 00:37:53,413
No.
978
00:37:53,507 --> 00:37:55,007
Well, if we ever get married,
we can do it like Stanton...
979
00:37:55,042 --> 00:37:57,176
marry four times, keep it fresh.
980
00:37:57,210 --> 00:38:00,644
Not me, man. I'm like
an emperor penguin.
981
00:38:00,679 --> 00:38:01,812
Mate for life.
982
00:38:01,846 --> 00:38:03,380
You are like an emperor penguin.
983
00:38:03,415 --> 00:38:05,182
Or the schistosoma mansoni worm.
984
00:38:05,217 --> 00:38:07,784
The mansoni worm reproduces
within the human body
985
00:38:07,818 --> 00:38:09,119
and forms loyal,
monogamous pair bonds.
986
00:38:09,186 --> 00:38:11,720
Stuff of Shakespeare.
987
00:38:11,755 --> 00:38:13,122
Well, except when it
causes snail fever,
988
00:38:13,156 --> 00:38:15,857
which triggers vomiting
and fever and...
989
00:38:15,891 --> 00:38:17,125
uncontrollable defecation.
990
00:38:17,159 --> 00:38:18,592
You get that?
991
00:38:18,693 --> 00:38:20,194
Sorry.
992
00:38:20,228 --> 00:38:22,063
What's up, guys? What's going on?
993
00:38:22,097 --> 00:38:23,864
Um, more guests are arriving.
994
00:38:23,899 --> 00:38:25,999
Would one of those
include your mom?
995
00:38:26,034 --> 00:38:27,701
Always with the mother jokes.
996
00:38:27,736 --> 00:38:30,203
My mother is a Saint, and
you would be lucky to...
997
00:38:30,238 --> 00:38:32,072
- Talking to Tess?
- Mm-hmm.
998
00:38:32,106 --> 00:38:33,907
Sorry.
999
00:38:33,941 --> 00:38:35,408
She'll be here in a minute.
1000
00:38:35,509 --> 00:38:37,176
She needs to be alone with Billy.
1001
00:38:38,878 --> 00:38:40,512
- Billy.
- Billy.
1002
00:38:40,546 --> 00:38:42,080
- * stuck inside an hourglass *
- I got to go.
1003
00:38:42,114 --> 00:38:43,581
♪ you can't get out yourself ♪
1004
00:38:43,616 --> 00:38:45,683
There's the top of
the wedding cake,
1005
00:38:45,751 --> 00:38:47,084
and without a file baked in it.
1006
00:38:47,119 --> 00:38:48,619
Congrats.
1007
00:38:48,687 --> 00:38:50,421
I was looking forward
to those conjugal visits.
1008
00:38:50,455 --> 00:38:53,790
I have no problem with
that. We can still role-play.
1009
00:38:53,825 --> 00:38:55,525
Do you have a sister?
1010
00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:56,593
Who's Billy?
1011
00:38:56,627 --> 00:38:59,062
What are you doing?
1012
00:38:59,096 --> 00:39:01,097
Uh, we have a boss who wanted
1013
00:39:01,131 --> 00:39:03,532
us to finish a lot of
work, but we're done.
1014
00:39:03,567 --> 00:39:04,867
Who's Billy?
1015
00:39:04,934 --> 00:39:07,436
My mom says you ask
a lot of questions.
1016
00:39:07,503 --> 00:39:09,771
I am a lawyer.
It's my job.
1017
00:39:09,805 --> 00:39:12,106
But my mom isn't your job.
1018
00:39:12,141 --> 00:39:15,109
Fair enough.
1019
00:39:15,177 --> 00:39:16,744
One last question.
1020
00:39:16,812 --> 00:39:19,846
Would you like some kind
of soda high in fructose?
1021
00:39:19,914 --> 00:39:21,614
- Sure.
- Okay.
1022
00:39:21,648 --> 00:39:22,982
That was easy.
1023
00:39:23,049 --> 00:39:25,450
All right, let's get
you good and sugared up.
1024
00:39:25,485 --> 00:39:27,619
Don't throw me under the bus
when your mom gets here, okay?
1025
00:39:27,653 --> 00:39:29,620
All right. There she is.
1026
00:39:29,655 --> 00:39:31,722
Hi. Hi.
1027
00:39:31,756 --> 00:39:32,990
Hi. How are you?
1028
00:39:33,024 --> 00:39:34,957
Good. I'm sorry I'm late.
1029
00:39:34,992 --> 00:39:36,759
Uh-huh, no worries. Can
I get you a Margarita?
1030
00:39:36,794 --> 00:39:38,127
Yes, please.
1031
00:39:38,162 --> 00:39:40,963
I was, uh, meeting with a realtor.
1032
00:39:40,998 --> 00:39:43,499
A realtor? Why?
1033
00:39:43,533 --> 00:39:46,134
I'm, uh, thinking about putting
my dad's house on the market.
1034
00:39:46,169 --> 00:39:48,003
You moving?
1035
00:39:48,070 --> 00:39:50,738
If I move... San Francisco.
1036
00:39:50,806 --> 00:39:52,106
I've been offered a job
1037
00:39:52,140 --> 00:39:53,907
to work up at the
sports medical center.
1038
00:39:53,942 --> 00:39:55,476
I've really wanted it for a while.
1039
00:39:55,543 --> 00:39:58,544
That's... fantastic.
1040
00:39:58,579 --> 00:40:02,715
Yeah. I haven't decided
whether I'm gonna take it.
1041
00:40:06,019 --> 00:40:07,119
♪ you better find a way out ♪
1042
00:40:07,153 --> 00:40:09,654
Two margaritas coming right up.
1043
00:40:09,688 --> 00:40:11,489
Hey.
1044
00:40:11,524 --> 00:40:14,025
We should set up a play
date for Pindy and Tess.
1045
00:40:14,093 --> 00:40:16,495
Can it be here? Pindar
has better toys.
1046
00:40:16,529 --> 00:40:17,796
Absolutely.
1047
00:40:17,830 --> 00:40:19,597
Well, I think these guys
have day jobs, honey.
1048
00:40:19,632 --> 00:40:22,933
Mm. Hey, I'm sorry. Tess sees
me as such a father figure.
1049
00:40:22,968 --> 00:40:24,501
Pindy, she sees you
as a baby brother.
1050
00:40:24,536 --> 00:40:27,270
Hey, Tess. How would
you like to keep Boba?
1051
00:40:27,304 --> 00:40:28,871
Because Pindy just
whispered in my ear,
1052
00:40:28,906 --> 00:40:31,006
and he would like you to keep Boba.
1053
00:40:31,041 --> 00:40:32,041
Really?!
1054
00:40:32,108 --> 00:40:33,642
Aww, are you sure, Pindar?
1055
00:40:33,676 --> 00:40:35,277
Yeah. Uh, you know what?
1056
00:40:35,311 --> 00:40:37,879
On second thought, Boba
doesn't travel well,
1057
00:40:37,947 --> 00:40:39,614
plus you know, his
wife, Sintas Vel,
1058
00:40:39,648 --> 00:40:41,849
is gonna be so upset if he
hangs out with another woman.
1059
00:40:41,883 --> 00:40:43,117
Remember when I gave you a loonie?
1060
00:40:43,151 --> 00:40:44,651
That was, like, 92 American cents.
1061
00:40:44,719 --> 00:40:45,618
I don't want to give her
too much and spoil her.
1062
00:40:45,653 --> 00:40:46,786
It's for her own good.
1063
00:40:46,821 --> 00:40:48,788
S... so you're saying
she's spoiled?
1064
00:40:48,823 --> 00:40:50,289
- Pindy.
- No.
1065
00:40:50,324 --> 00:40:53,225
Just that a... role
model for a girl
1066
00:40:53,293 --> 00:40:54,627
shouldn't be a bounty hunter.
1067
00:40:54,661 --> 00:40:55,894
I could get you a Barbie doll.
1068
00:40:55,962 --> 00:40:57,696
I have one in, like, a
flight-attendant outfit.
1069
00:40:57,730 --> 00:40:59,264
- That's just sexist.
- Wow.
1070
00:41:00,699 --> 00:41:02,166
A... all right, you can keep him.
1071
00:41:02,201 --> 00:41:03,567
Okay.
1072
00:41:03,601 --> 00:41:05,802
We'll borrow him.
1073
00:41:05,836 --> 00:41:10,005
Pindy, you're gonna make
an amazing father someday.
1074
00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:12,174
Hey, Tess, you want to play
a game Pindy loves to play
1075
00:41:12,208 --> 00:41:13,875
called let's bury
Boba in the ocean?
1076
00:41:13,943 --> 00:41:15,243
You know what we should do?
1077
00:41:15,277 --> 00:41:16,977
We should introduce Boba
to our balloon launcher.
1078
00:41:17,011 --> 00:41:19,113
- Oh, he'd love that.
- No, he... no, he can't swim.
1079
00:41:19,147 --> 00:41:20,680
He'll sink. Hi's armor's too heavy.
1080
00:41:20,715 --> 00:41:22,048
Hey. Let's play another game.
1081
00:41:22,083 --> 00:41:23,950
Uh, it's called take care
of the rare collectible.
1082
00:41:23,951 --> 00:41:33,951
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