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Shh!
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- Don't scream.
- Chloe!
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Can you get out of here?
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Turn around
and face the wall.
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Oh, this feels like
an episode of Oz.
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I'm about to expose
myself to you.
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- What?
- Through my poetry.
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Oh!
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Six...
rounds in the chamber.
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Five...
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fingers on each hand.
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Four...
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chambers of the heart.
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Three...
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members of the family.
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Two...
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parents to forget.
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One...
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child in the basement.
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- Wow, that's...
- I'm not done!
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Zero...
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Out of time.
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Now I'm done.
What do you think?
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Well, that was upsetting.
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We're different
than the others, Kip.
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We connect to the darkness.
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I wouldn't necessarily lump us
into the same category.
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It's true,
and we both wear masks.
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Now I have to go put mine back
on to be with the other girls.
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Okay, well,
if you're gonna include me
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in any future
poetry shower slams,
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can you at least give me
a heads-up?
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You almost gave me
a heart attack.
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Oh, my God.
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- Do you have a weak heart?
- No.
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I do not have a weak heart.
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Okay.
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I got to go.
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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- Huh?
- Awesome.
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Now we have a spa.
Check it out.
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Morning, Cole.
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Hot tub.
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- It was time.
- Yeah.
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Whenever I sit down here
with a beer,
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I think, "why am I not
in a hot tub?"
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Well, those days are over,
my friend.
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It's super dirty.
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Yeah, there are
some weird stains.
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Looks like blood.
I'm out.
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I'm okay.
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Cole!
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Hey, listen, you...
Oh, jeez.
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It's not even 7:00 A.M., guys.
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Have either of you
even brushed your teeth yet?
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Hey... can we keep
the "jacuzz" classified
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until I get it cleaned up
and cooking?
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Yeah?
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- You looking for me?
- Oh, thanks, Cole.
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There we go.
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You know, attendance is down
from my super-scientific
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business-y projections
by, like, 11 people.
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Could be that mormon family
that just left.
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Yeah, and they had
another week.
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We have to attract
more clients.
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We could get Robbie
to wear a sandwich board,
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send him to a gay bar.
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I'm worried.
My dad never lost clients.
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Guess who is dj-ing
the big mixer tomorrow night.
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- Is it you?
- Nope. Me.
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My dad's super-hot Russian
girlfriend got me a dj kit,
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which might also be super hot,
and by that, I mean stolen.
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And I'm not being racist.
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I just think all Russians
have sticky fingers.
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Yeah, I don't think you know
what the word "racist" means.
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After I blow everyone away
at the mixer tomorrow night,
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I'm gonna be
in that giant sex bowl
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with four honeys
and a chicken wing.
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I'm making us both a promise.
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Well, please don't
let us down.
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Dude, be cool.
She's not the only girl at camp.
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Okay, where is it?
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- Where is what?
- My swimsuit.
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I'm not an idiot.
I know you guys took it.
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Why don't you just wear
a different one?
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Oh, my God.
Is that your only one?
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That sucks.
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You know what?
I got to get to work.
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Yeah, Mack's not paying us
to sit around
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at the beach all day anyway...
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Well, not you, at least.
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We're taking the life guarding
test tomorrow.
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You guys
are gonna be lifeguards?
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You know you have to save
drowning people, right?
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Which means your hair
might actually get wet.
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Whatever. We'll let the boys
do all the boring stuff.
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We'll be busy working
on our tans.
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I'm sure working
in the kitchen
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will be just as much fun.
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You should check
lost and found.
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Used is a good look for you.
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Okay, folks!
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We have a big little otter
weekend planned.
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Tomorrow night
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we have the summer kickoff mixer
with Ridgefield.
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And it is our turn to host.
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Both: Yeah.
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As some of you
might remember,
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Ridgefield went all out
last year...
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- Totally lame.
- Way over the top.
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But we're Camp Little Otter.
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We don't need smoke and mirrors
and a special performance
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by Justin Timberlake
to have a good time.
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Tomorrow night, 8:00...
See you there.
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Nobody even likes cantaloupe.
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I do.
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In fact, it is
my favorite fruit.
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It's slimy and tasteless.
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There are literally
a million better fruits.
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Wait.
I get it.
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Ringo's your favorite Beatle,
isn't he?
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You pretend to like inferior
things just to be cool.
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You think I'm cool?
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Maybe I could hang out
with your roommates.
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I hate Chloe and Zoe.
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You know, I'm pretty sure
they stole my bathing suit.
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What? Why?
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Because they suck,
and they know I only have one.
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Oh, they're just jealous.
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You know how they say
dogs can smell fear?
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Mmhmm.
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I think popular girls
can smell outcasts.
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Yo, guys.
I got to say this.
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Those crispy pancakes
were off the hook this morning.
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That's because
they were waffles.
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Thanks.
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So what's the deal with you
and crispy pancakes?
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Shut up.
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No, nothing.
We're just talking.
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Yeah, he seems like
a super-deep talker.
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Whatever. You know,
I mean, he's cute, but...
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I've had a pretty rough year
with guys, so...
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I don't know.
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Has anyone seen
Eleanor Switzer?
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I want her to do my hair again
for the dance.
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Last year she made me look
just like Blake Lively.
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Mm.
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She did.
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Eleanor has had appendicitis,
so she's not coming this summer.
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Poor thing.
Oh.
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I should send her
a care package.
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- Eleanor loves tangelos.
- Mm, noted.
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Um, this was just delivered
from Ridgefield.
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What is it?
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A list of foods that are
off-limits for the dance.
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- What?
- Apparently, they'll only drink
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locally sourced punch.
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I have no idea what that means,
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but I really hope it's hi-c
mixed with 7up,
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'cause that's
what they're getting.
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This is ridiculous.
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They're getting oreos,
milk maybe.
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Let's go talk to Roger.
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"Gluten-free beignets"?
Ugh. Really?
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My people have needs.
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If camp Little Otter
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can't accommodate them,
maybe we should discuss
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having the mixer at Ridgefield.
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Not gonna happen, Roger.
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This is our year.
That's the deal.
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You're right.
You're right.
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I just... I hate to disappoint
my campers.
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But, of course,
you know all about that.
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You run Little Otter.
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You gave me a crash course
in disappointment
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the first time
we slept together.
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Is that why you came back
for seconds?
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Boom!
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You and that kid...
Same age.
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Hey, you.
How's writing?
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Hard and terrible.
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- Still taking your morning swims?
- No, I'm done, actually.
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- Done for the day or...?
- No, done done.
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Wow.
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So what are you gonna do
with all your free time?
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Maybe I'll become a novelist.
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Looks like all you do
is sit around and drink coffee.
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You're not far off.
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You know, Mack, if you're ever
feeling sad or bored
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or any of those other negative
emotions that I don't feel...
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Roger, just stop.
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Sorry.
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What I meant to say was,
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if you're ever feeling
a little lonely, come over.
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I mean it.
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Oh.
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Okay.
Thanks, Roger.
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Eleanor?
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00:09:00,704 --> 00:09:02,304
Eleanor Switzer?
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00:09:02,372 --> 00:09:05,174
Hey. Mack, it's so good
to see you.
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00:09:05,242 --> 00:09:07,476
What are you doing here?
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00:09:07,544 --> 00:09:09,645
Oh, God, I-I didn't know
how to tell you.
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00:09:09,713 --> 00:09:11,847
Bob got this huge promotion.
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00:09:11,915 --> 00:09:13,315
He's head of marketing now.
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00:09:13,383 --> 00:09:15,317
He has to be able
to talk to his team.
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00:09:15,385 --> 00:09:17,486
Doug told them we'd be ready
to pitch on Tuesday.
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00:09:17,554 --> 00:09:19,521
Take away a man's technology,
you take away his manhood.
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It's... it's primal.
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I'm so sorry.
My God.
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If it was up to me,
you... you know...
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I understand.
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People get seduced
by their shiny trinkets,
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and they make mistakes.
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I want you to go
to maintenance, get a hammer,
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00:09:30,767 --> 00:09:31,834
and hit Doug in the pills
for me.
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You guys have come
to Little Otter
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for the last five years.
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You are practically family.
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Just tell me, what do I have
to do to get you back?
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Camp 1x03 - The Mixer
- sync and corrected by Zac -
- www.addic7ted.com -
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Bob Switzer is a tool.
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I never understood
what Eleanor saw in that loser.
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- Good riddance.
- No, I want them back.
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00:10:04,894 --> 00:10:06,728
- What did he just do?
- Truth grenade.
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00:10:06,796 --> 00:10:08,864
Mack, if you want to get
the Switzers back,
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00:10:08,931 --> 00:10:10,799
you need to think
about a cell tower.
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00:10:10,867 --> 00:10:13,134
- Todd.
- I'm sorry. I have a job.
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I-I have to talk to the office,
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and it sucks waiting
for some love-sick teenager
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to get off America's last
pay phone.
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00:10:19,375 --> 00:10:21,676
I'm sorry
for the inconvenience, Todd,
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00:10:21,744 --> 00:10:23,812
but Little Otter
is about connecting
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with the people who are here,
not in cyberspace.
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It's their loss.
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00:10:28,117 --> 00:10:29,918
Now, can we please talk
about the mixer?
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I am so ready to embarrass
my family.
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Atta girl.
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We need a theme.
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Dante's Inferno. Luau.
Egypt. Panama Canal. Foam.
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00:10:38,561 --> 00:10:41,329
Little House on The Prairie.
Oh... prison.
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Raffi loves a theme.
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00:10:43,266 --> 00:10:44,833
Shakespeare...
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"A midsummer night's dream."
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00:10:46,502 --> 00:10:49,404
That would be so woodsy
and magical.
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00:10:49,472 --> 00:10:52,440
- I like that.
- Oh.
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00:10:55,111 --> 00:10:58,213
How could you possibly misplace
this thing?
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It's practically glowing.
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Focus.
We need to find a bathing suit.
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00:11:01,517 --> 00:11:03,952
I don't know why you want
to be a lifeguard anyway, okay?
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00:11:04,020 --> 00:11:06,121
The beach is totally overrated.
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00:11:06,188 --> 00:11:08,456
Uh, it beats pouring coffee
and making waffles.
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00:11:08,524 --> 00:11:10,458
- You should do it too.
- No way, okay?
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00:11:10,526 --> 00:11:13,395
Water, sun...
It's not really my thing.
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Found one.
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00:11:17,633 --> 00:11:19,668
It's ugly, right?
256
00:11:19,735 --> 00:11:23,305
It's not really...
Yeah, it's butt-ugly.
257
00:11:23,372 --> 00:11:25,373
Yeah, well,
it's the only one.
258
00:11:25,441 --> 00:11:27,342
I'm trying it on.
259
00:11:27,410 --> 00:11:32,480
You know, lakes are filled
with all kinds of weird things...
260
00:11:32,548 --> 00:11:36,318
- Microscopic bugs...
- Oh, really?
261
00:11:36,385 --> 00:11:38,320
Yeah, I have a...
262
00:11:38,387 --> 00:11:41,589
I have a friend whose cousin
went swimming once in a lake.
263
00:11:41,657 --> 00:11:43,825
Caught this viral thing,
and now he's paralyzed.
264
00:11:43,893 --> 00:11:45,694
And the same thing happened
to F.D.R.
265
00:11:45,761 --> 00:11:47,228
He had polio.
266
00:11:47,296 --> 00:11:49,097
Yeah, which he caught
from a lake.
267
00:11:49,165 --> 00:11:51,166
Thank you.
268
00:11:51,233 --> 00:11:52,367
Besides, I don't want to brag,
269
00:11:52,435 --> 00:11:54,703
but I'm pretty good
at pouring coffee.
270
00:11:54,770 --> 00:11:57,057
I almost always get the cup
just the right amount of full.
271
00:11:58,241 --> 00:12:00,075
Are you sure?
It would be fun.
272
00:12:00,143 --> 00:12:02,010
We could train together.
273
00:12:02,078 --> 00:12:04,146
I mean, I guess I could try.
274
00:12:15,024 --> 00:12:17,292
Hey, Sarah.
Your coach is on the phone.
275
00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:19,515
He says it's important.
276
00:12:34,977 --> 00:12:36,912
Lou.
277
00:12:36,979 --> 00:12:39,381
Mind your own business, okay?
278
00:12:41,084 --> 00:12:44,519
Why did you hang up
on your coach?
279
00:12:44,587 --> 00:12:48,056
I lost to Danica Cox at
the pac-12 finals this spring.
280
00:12:48,124 --> 00:12:49,558
I'm pretty sure she's a dude.
281
00:12:49,625 --> 00:12:52,060
Mm.
282
00:12:52,128 --> 00:12:53,729
Anyway, I called
my coach a Nazi,
283
00:12:53,796 --> 00:12:55,297
got wasted,
and crashed my car.
284
00:12:55,364 --> 00:12:56,832
Oh, boy.
285
00:12:56,899 --> 00:13:00,068
They kicked me off the team
and revoked my scholarship.
286
00:13:00,136 --> 00:13:01,636
I don't even know
why he's calling.
287
00:13:01,704 --> 00:13:05,841
Well, life is full
of difficult conversations.
288
00:13:05,908 --> 00:13:09,010
Let's go have one.
289
00:13:09,078 --> 00:13:10,846
So kind of a miracle,
but the disciplinary board
290
00:13:10,913 --> 00:13:13,181
are open to reinstating
Sarah's scholarship.
291
00:13:13,249 --> 00:13:15,050
Because she had drugs
and alcohol in her system,
292
00:13:15,118 --> 00:13:17,052
she'll need
to submit urine samples
293
00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:19,254
all summer to prove
she can stay clean.
294
00:13:19,322 --> 00:13:21,256
I smoked some pot.
295
00:13:21,324 --> 00:13:24,192
The other drug was for studying.
They're both illegal.
296
00:13:24,260 --> 00:13:26,094
You can't compete
pulling crap like that.
297
00:13:26,162 --> 00:13:28,897
God, I messed up once.
298
00:13:28,965 --> 00:13:32,067
There's that attitude.
299
00:13:32,135 --> 00:13:35,737
- He acts like I'm a meth head.
- Would you just hear him out?
300
00:13:35,805 --> 00:13:37,873
She's gonna need to pee
in a cup.
301
00:13:37,940 --> 00:13:40,876
She can do that.
I can handle things on this end.
302
00:13:40,943 --> 00:13:42,511
This is a second chance
for you, Sarah.
303
00:13:42,578 --> 00:13:43,678
It's a no-brainer.
304
00:13:43,746 --> 00:13:45,080
Maybe I don't want
a second chance.
305
00:13:45,148 --> 00:13:46,515
Awesome.
I guess we're done, then.
306
00:13:46,582 --> 00:13:50,452
Coach, could you just hang on
a sec, please?
307
00:13:50,520 --> 00:13:52,487
Sarah, take a breath.
308
00:13:52,555 --> 00:13:54,356
All I'm saying is,
309
00:13:54,423 --> 00:13:56,558
what if I crashed my car
on purpose?
310
00:13:56,626 --> 00:13:58,026
- Did you?
- No, but maybe it was
311
00:13:58,094 --> 00:13:59,995
my subconscious deciding that
I don't want to swim anymore.
312
00:14:00,062 --> 00:14:01,396
Well, this is really
a decision
313
00:14:01,464 --> 00:14:03,365
your conscious mind
should make.
314
00:14:03,432 --> 00:14:05,467
Hello?
315
00:14:05,535 --> 00:14:06,835
Sorry, coach.
We're here.
316
00:14:06,903 --> 00:14:10,305
48 hours, then the deal's
off the table.
317
00:14:14,544 --> 00:14:16,144
Don't try to talk me into it.
318
00:14:16,212 --> 00:14:18,413
I've known you
since you were 11.
319
00:14:18,481 --> 00:14:20,081
I know better than that.
320
00:14:24,754 --> 00:14:26,221
Ugh.
Now what?
321
00:14:28,224 --> 00:14:30,025
- You got it?
- Yeah.
322
00:14:30,092 --> 00:14:31,993
Open up all the windows!
323
00:14:32,061 --> 00:14:34,396
Cole!
What happened?
324
00:14:34,463 --> 00:14:36,932
Okay, so the hot tub
325
00:14:36,999 --> 00:14:38,733
that I just hooked up
in boys town
326
00:14:38,801 --> 00:14:40,669
may have overloaded
the circuit board,
327
00:14:40,736 --> 00:14:42,938
which almost definitely caused
a small electrical fire.
328
00:14:43,005 --> 00:14:45,106
I'm sorry. Did you just say
we had a hot tub?
329
00:14:45,174 --> 00:14:47,742
Okay, Mack, before we get
into blame, you should know...
330
00:14:47,810 --> 00:14:49,778
Don't worry!
Fire's out. Problem solved.
331
00:14:49,846 --> 00:14:52,113
There you go.
It's all good.
332
00:15:08,927 --> 00:15:11,162
Look, I get it.
Working at the lake,
333
00:15:11,230 --> 00:15:13,765
hot chicks in bikinis
as far as the eye can see.
334
00:15:13,832 --> 00:15:15,500
Plus, you don't smell
like maple syrup
335
00:15:15,567 --> 00:15:18,703
from working in the kitchen.
But let's be realistic, Kip.
336
00:15:18,771 --> 00:15:21,272
You can't swim.
No, I'm a good swimmer.
337
00:15:21,340 --> 00:15:22,774
You know who is
a better swimmer than you are?
338
00:15:22,841 --> 00:15:24,175
My neighbor's kid.
339
00:15:24,243 --> 00:15:25,710
She's five.
She's got one arm.
340
00:15:25,778 --> 00:15:27,278
She's a better swimmer
than you are.
341
00:15:27,346 --> 00:15:29,347
The slim noodle...
Throw it to me.
342
00:15:29,414 --> 00:15:30,848
You know who else is
a better swimmer than you?
343
00:15:30,916 --> 00:15:32,850
- My grandma.
- The noodle-throw it.
344
00:15:32,918 --> 00:15:34,018
And my grandma's dead.
345
00:15:34,086 --> 00:15:37,021
Come on, just throw
the damn noodle!
346
00:15:37,089 --> 00:15:38,356
Look, I thought
347
00:15:38,423 --> 00:15:40,057
I was going to be
the dumb one in this friendship,
348
00:15:40,125 --> 00:15:42,527
but clearly in this instance,
you're the dumbass.
349
00:15:42,594 --> 00:15:45,696
But we can rotate.
350
00:15:47,599 --> 00:15:49,901
You have strong fingers.
351
00:15:49,968 --> 00:15:52,003
You're such
a good guitar player.
352
00:15:52,070 --> 00:15:53,805
An Asian John Mayer.
353
00:15:59,077 --> 00:16:00,845
Ew.
What is she wearing?
354
00:16:00,913 --> 00:16:03,548
Is that a "lost and found"
bathing suit?
355
00:16:03,615 --> 00:16:05,817
Wow. She's so Liv Tyler
right now.
356
00:16:05,884 --> 00:16:07,218
Shut up, Deanna.
357
00:16:07,286 --> 00:16:09,754
Do you, like,
want to get chlamydia?
358
00:16:09,822 --> 00:16:11,689
Hey!
359
00:16:11,757 --> 00:16:14,258
Why don't you hyenas back off?
360
00:16:19,798 --> 00:16:21,165
Hey, Greg...
361
00:16:21,233 --> 00:16:22,867
Would you mind putting
some sunscreen on my back?
362
00:16:22,935 --> 00:16:24,402
I can't reach.
363
00:16:24,469 --> 00:16:27,738
- Yeah, sure.
- Great.
364
00:16:30,108 --> 00:16:31,509
Thanks.
365
00:16:42,754 --> 00:16:45,823
- B-town, b-money, little "b."
- No.
366
00:16:45,891 --> 00:16:49,026
Buzz saw, Buzz cut,
Buzz feed... not the website.
367
00:16:49,094 --> 00:16:50,361
Definitely not.
368
00:16:50,429 --> 00:16:54,665
Bpain, vitamin "b,"
b-rock Obama, Buzz-yonce.
369
00:16:54,733 --> 00:16:55,933
Okay, stop.
370
00:16:56,001 --> 00:16:58,669
Why do you need a stage name
to dj a camp mixer?
371
00:16:58,737 --> 00:17:01,138
Because I'm not just spinning,
I'm creating a whole experience.
372
00:17:01,206 --> 00:17:03,007
Okay, just as long
as that experience includes
373
00:17:03,075 --> 00:17:04,742
watching your mom geek out
to O.P.P.
374
00:17:04,810 --> 00:17:06,811
That's pretty much
when it goes off.
375
00:17:06,879 --> 00:17:08,479
That's probably
not gonna happen.
376
00:17:08,547 --> 00:17:09,814
She's freaking out.
377
00:17:09,882 --> 00:17:11,649
She wants to get the Switzers
back from Ridgefield,
378
00:17:11,717 --> 00:17:13,751
so it's on me
to raise our game.
379
00:17:13,819 --> 00:17:16,354
So this whole dj thing
is about helping out your mom?
380
00:17:16,421 --> 00:17:18,055
I thought it was just
about getting girls.
381
00:17:18,123 --> 00:17:19,857
Come on, give
me some credit.
382
00:17:19,925 --> 00:17:22,727
I'd say it's about 50/50.
383
00:17:22,794 --> 00:17:25,663
Think we're ready?
384
00:17:25,731 --> 00:17:28,933
Okay, one, two, three.
385
00:17:36,942 --> 00:17:39,577
Oh, look, it's "hot tub" Willie
and his bag of bad ideas.
386
00:17:39,645 --> 00:17:42,713
- I'm sorry.
- You blew my power grid.
387
00:17:42,781 --> 00:17:44,882
The dining hall will be fixed.
I promise.
388
00:17:44,950 --> 00:17:48,486
Look, Ridgefield...
Our competition... is coming over
389
00:17:48,553 --> 00:17:51,188
to see what the camp looks like
now with me running it alone.
390
00:17:51,256 --> 00:17:52,857
I said I'll take care of it.
Relax.
391
00:17:52,925 --> 00:17:56,027
No relaxing, Cole,
no hot tubs.
392
00:17:56,094 --> 00:17:59,797
The Switzers left.
Steve left.
393
00:17:59,865 --> 00:18:01,799
Okay, okay,
the Switzers and Steve...
394
00:18:01,867 --> 00:18:03,834
- Two completely unrelated things.
- Are they?
395
00:18:03,902 --> 00:18:06,537
Todd thinks we should put in
a cell tower.
396
00:18:06,605 --> 00:18:07,872
I know.
397
00:18:07,940 --> 00:18:09,707
And Ruth Harris suggested
that I might want to get
398
00:18:09,775 --> 00:18:11,809
a little work done myself.
399
00:18:11,877 --> 00:18:14,712
She showed me her boob lift
this morning.
400
00:18:14,780 --> 00:18:16,180
It's kind of miraculous.
401
00:18:16,248 --> 00:18:18,516
Okay, he's wrong,
and she's... whatever.
402
00:18:18,583 --> 00:18:20,217
- Your boobs look fantastic.
- Cole!
403
00:18:20,285 --> 00:18:22,153
Sorry.
404
00:18:22,220 --> 00:18:24,855
What's going on
with you, hmm?
405
00:18:24,923 --> 00:18:26,857
30 seconds of naughty by nature,
and I know this for a fact,
406
00:18:26,925 --> 00:18:28,192
usually chills you right out.
407
00:18:28,260 --> 00:18:31,028
O.P.P.,
best jam of all time...
408
00:18:31,096 --> 00:18:34,565
Soundtrack to the greatest
summer of my life.
409
00:18:34,633 --> 00:18:35,833
It's not fixing it.
410
00:18:38,270 --> 00:18:40,705
I just didn't...
411
00:18:40,772 --> 00:18:42,974
I didn't mean to lie.
412
00:18:43,041 --> 00:18:46,377
I just didn't know
how to tell you or anyone
413
00:18:46,445 --> 00:18:50,848
I messed up and got kicked
off the team.
414
00:18:50,916 --> 00:18:52,550
I get it.
415
00:18:52,617 --> 00:18:55,553
If I don't do this whole
pee-test thing,
416
00:18:55,620 --> 00:18:57,221
I'll lose my scholarship.
417
00:18:57,289 --> 00:18:59,557
So? You can take out
student loans.
418
00:18:59,624 --> 00:19:01,559
Yeah, I know.
419
00:19:03,795 --> 00:19:06,864
- Will you...?
- What?
420
00:19:06,932 --> 00:19:10,701
Will you still love me
if I'm not a swimmer?
421
00:19:14,206 --> 00:19:15,706
Yeah, dummy.
422
00:19:15,774 --> 00:19:18,142
Of course.
423
00:19:18,210 --> 00:19:21,645
You've been a superstar
a long time.
424
00:19:21,713 --> 00:19:24,715
Now you can join us
regular people.
425
00:19:24,783 --> 00:19:26,684
Yeah, that does sound
kind of nice.
426
00:19:30,889 --> 00:19:33,691
Can we just stay like this
for a while?
427
00:19:37,829 --> 00:19:39,997
Why are you taking
the lifeguard test?
428
00:19:40,065 --> 00:19:43,200
Chloe, didn't we talk
about the ambushing?
429
00:19:43,268 --> 00:19:44,869
Are you doing it
because I am?
430
00:19:44,936 --> 00:19:46,837
- No.
- Really?
431
00:19:46,905 --> 00:19:49,874
One minute you're the early
shower-taking outcast,
432
00:19:49,941 --> 00:19:52,376
the next you're
this normal human being
433
00:19:52,444 --> 00:19:55,179
with a love of sunlight
and a desire to save lives?
434
00:19:55,247 --> 00:19:57,181
Okay, what's happening here?
435
00:19:57,249 --> 00:19:59,183
You kissed me two days ago.
436
00:19:59,251 --> 00:20:03,020
Is this normal behavior
after sudden kissing?
437
00:20:03,088 --> 00:20:04,855
Do you want me
to kiss you again?
438
00:20:04,923 --> 00:20:06,690
Well, it's a lot more fun
than being interrogated.
439
00:20:06,758 --> 00:20:08,426
Then I think you should get
back in that box
440
00:20:08,493 --> 00:20:10,628
of existential angst
where you belong.
441
00:20:14,633 --> 00:20:17,701
Jeez.
442
00:20:20,372 --> 00:20:21,972
Okay, enough
with that bathing suit.
443
00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:23,707
You need to check
the "lost and found."
444
00:20:23,775 --> 00:20:25,476
I did.
This was the only one there.
445
00:20:25,544 --> 00:20:26,944
Check again.
446
00:21:14,993 --> 00:21:17,027
- Hey.
- Hey.
447
00:21:17,095 --> 00:21:20,431
Remember when you said
I should come over
448
00:21:20,499 --> 00:21:22,533
if I was ever having
449
00:21:22,601 --> 00:21:24,768
some of those human emotions
that you don't feel?
450
00:21:24,836 --> 00:21:26,904
I do remember.
451
00:21:26,972 --> 00:21:29,039
Is that what's
happening now?
452
00:21:29,107 --> 00:21:30,641
Are you gonna invite me in?
453
00:21:30,709 --> 00:21:33,110
- Rog?
- Yes, I...
454
00:21:34,713 --> 00:21:37,081
Oh. Hello.
455
00:21:37,149 --> 00:21:39,984
Did you invite someone
to play, Roger?
456
00:21:54,462 --> 00:21:56,597
Hey, how's it looking?
Okay?
457
00:22:01,236 --> 00:22:02,503
The phone guy
says it'll look
458
00:22:02,570 --> 00:22:05,072
just like a pine tree
when it's up.
459
00:22:05,139 --> 00:22:08,175
Isn't our charm
all about being analog?
460
00:22:08,243 --> 00:22:10,344
Our charm
is multidimensional.
461
00:22:10,411 --> 00:22:11,979
You swore you'd never put in
a cell tower.
462
00:22:12,046 --> 00:22:16,583
I changed my mind.
Come on, it'll be great.
463
00:22:16,651 --> 00:22:18,051
What do the Switzers have
on you?
464
00:22:18,119 --> 00:22:19,887
This is not just about
the Switzers, Cole.
465
00:22:19,954 --> 00:22:21,555
Bob Switzer gets a new job,
466
00:22:21,623 --> 00:22:22,856
and suddenly we're not
good enough for them.
467
00:22:22,924 --> 00:22:24,157
That's their
problem, not ours.
468
00:22:24,225 --> 00:22:27,261
You can't be afraid
of change, Cole.
469
00:22:27,328 --> 00:22:30,497
I'm excited. You should be too.
It is time for an upgrade.
470
00:22:37,906 --> 00:22:40,040
A grown man with a lollipop?
471
00:22:40,108 --> 00:22:41,975
That's not cool.
I disagree.
472
00:22:42,043 --> 00:22:44,111
He looks like
a child molester.
473
00:22:44,178 --> 00:22:45,846
It's in the same category
as suspenders.
474
00:22:45,914 --> 00:22:47,481
Maybe he just has
a sweet tooth.
475
00:22:47,549 --> 00:22:50,651
Oh, then maybe
he should eat some cake.
476
00:22:50,718 --> 00:22:52,886
Brad Pitt, "Ocean's Eleven",
lollipop...
477
00:22:52,954 --> 00:22:54,354
Totally worked.
I win.
478
00:22:54,422 --> 00:22:55,822
No.
479
00:22:55,890 --> 00:22:59,493
- Hey, marina.
- Oh, hey.
480
00:22:59,561 --> 00:23:01,128
Lifeguard test in 20 minutes.
481
00:23:01,195 --> 00:23:03,864
We should go.
You nervous?
482
00:23:03,932 --> 00:23:05,799
No.
483
00:23:05,867 --> 00:23:08,869
Dude, if you can't keep
your head above water,
484
00:23:08,937 --> 00:23:11,638
stop moving and let yourself
sink to the bottom.
485
00:23:11,706 --> 00:23:13,640
You'll die quicker.
Shut up.
486
00:23:13,708 --> 00:23:15,642
I'm not gonna die...
Probably.
487
00:23:15,710 --> 00:23:17,044
I'm just saying,
the less you struggle,
488
00:23:17,111 --> 00:23:19,746
the less embarrassing it is
for everyone.
489
00:23:19,814 --> 00:23:22,015
Okay, listen up,
lifeguard wannabes.
490
00:23:22,083 --> 00:23:24,184
When I blow this whistle,
you got to dive off the dock,
491
00:23:24,252 --> 00:23:25,919
swim to that buoy and back.
492
00:23:25,987 --> 00:23:28,088
Everybody, ready, set, and...
493
00:23:38,032 --> 00:23:40,033
I still can't believe Mack
put in a cell tower.
494
00:23:40,101 --> 00:23:41,835
Yep.
She finally caved.
495
00:23:44,038 --> 00:23:45,939
Hey, guys?
496
00:23:46,007 --> 00:23:48,508
I'm worried about her.
I think she's losing her mind.
497
00:23:48,576 --> 00:23:51,511
Dudes, um, I think Kip
might be drowning.
498
00:24:08,363 --> 00:24:09,965
- Is he all right?
- Get him up, get him up!
499
00:24:13,968 --> 00:24:15,502
- Get him up!
- Kip, you okay?
500
00:24:15,570 --> 00:24:16,903
- What happened?
- What happened?
501
00:24:16,971 --> 00:24:19,673
That kid was drowning,
and you just swim by?
502
00:24:19,741 --> 00:24:20,907
This is a lifeguard test.
503
00:24:20,975 --> 00:24:23,577
You know what?
Automatic fail for all of you!
504
00:24:23,645 --> 00:24:25,912
What happened?
505
00:24:25,980 --> 00:24:27,514
- Take it slow.
- Hey, you okay?
506
00:24:27,582 --> 00:24:29,016
- Yeah.
- Is he okay?
507
00:24:29,083 --> 00:24:30,851
Oh, my God.
508
00:24:30,918 --> 00:24:33,392
Kip! Hang on!
509
00:24:34,489 --> 00:24:35,781
Kip!
510
00:24:44,899 --> 00:24:46,834
So this is your plan...
511
00:24:46,901 --> 00:24:49,670
Live in the woods
for the rest of your life?
512
00:24:49,737 --> 00:24:51,605
Look, no one cares
if you can't swim.
513
00:24:51,673 --> 00:24:53,073
I can't...
514
00:24:53,141 --> 00:24:54,842
- I can't ride a bike.
- Is that true?
515
00:24:54,909 --> 00:24:56,677
No, it's a lie.
516
00:24:56,744 --> 00:24:58,745
I don't know why I said that.
I can ride a bike.
517
00:24:58,813 --> 00:25:00,614
- Yeah, well, I can't.
- Seriously?
518
00:25:00,682 --> 00:25:03,484
I mean...
No big deal.
519
00:25:03,551 --> 00:25:04,685
It's about playing
to your strengths.
520
00:25:04,752 --> 00:25:07,621
- What are you good at?
- I'm not good at anything.
521
00:25:07,689 --> 00:25:09,790
Come on, everyone is good
at something,
522
00:25:09,858 --> 00:25:11,091
unless you've been living
under a rock.
523
00:25:11,159 --> 00:25:13,660
Yeah, well, I've been living
under a huge rock...
524
00:25:13,728 --> 00:25:16,930
A big leukemia rock, okay?
525
00:25:16,998 --> 00:25:18,632
Yeah, I-I know that.
526
00:25:18,700 --> 00:25:20,634
Then why the hell were you
taking the lifeguard test?
527
00:25:20,702 --> 00:25:22,703
That...
528
00:25:22,770 --> 00:25:24,271
Oh, Marina.
529
00:25:24,339 --> 00:25:26,139
I know... stupid.
530
00:25:26,207 --> 00:25:27,774
There's no need to explain.
I get it.
531
00:25:27,842 --> 00:25:29,710
Yeah, right.
532
00:25:29,777 --> 00:25:31,211
Happens
to the best of us, man.
533
00:25:31,279 --> 00:25:33,547
All you can do is try.
534
00:25:33,615 --> 00:25:35,215
What you did out there,
taking that swim test?
535
00:25:35,283 --> 00:25:36,884
That's...
That's dangerous as hell
536
00:25:36,951 --> 00:25:39,219
and kind of stupid,
but you tried.
537
00:25:39,287 --> 00:25:42,055
- And I failed.
- This time.
538
00:25:42,123 --> 00:25:44,625
It's a long summer.
539
00:25:48,730 --> 00:25:51,265
Going on a bender?
540
00:25:51,332 --> 00:25:55,002
Uh, no, it's, um,
for the mixer tonight.
541
00:25:55,069 --> 00:25:57,604
- Are you coming?
- No, I don't mix well.
542
00:25:57,672 --> 00:26:00,407
I'm like a single-malt scotch...
Meant to be enjoyed neat.
543
00:26:00,475 --> 00:26:02,009
Right.
544
00:26:02,076 --> 00:26:03,944
With this much crappy vodka,
there will definitely be
545
00:26:04,012 --> 00:26:06,013
two massively hungover
camps tomorrow.
546
00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:07,915
One massively hungover camp.
547
00:26:07,982 --> 00:26:09,583
We otters are used
to the bottom shelf.
548
00:26:09,651 --> 00:26:13,654
What if I point you in the
direction of some top shelf...
549
00:26:13,721 --> 00:26:15,841
Just sitting there,
collecting dust?
550
00:26:17,158 --> 00:26:20,027
Well, I guess we could save
this stuff for a rainy day.
551
00:26:20,094 --> 00:26:22,095
Let's go.
552
00:26:40,782 --> 00:26:44,217
- You look dope, mom.
- Thanks, hon.
553
00:26:44,285 --> 00:26:47,588
So, listen,
I need a promise from you.
554
00:26:47,655 --> 00:26:48,689
I need you to promise me
555
00:26:48,756 --> 00:26:50,157
that you won't interfere
with my set list.
556
00:26:50,224 --> 00:26:52,826
What is it?
557
00:26:52,894 --> 00:26:56,088
Is this written in Chinese? Because
I don't know any of these songs.
558
00:26:56,131 --> 00:26:58,198
Which tells me
I'm doing something right.
559
00:26:58,266 --> 00:26:59,633
I'm gonna help you bring
this fine institution
560
00:26:59,701 --> 00:27:01,268
into the 21st century.
561
00:27:07,976 --> 00:27:10,444
Why are you wearing
your glasses, Buzz?
562
00:27:10,512 --> 00:27:12,913
- It's my stage gear.
- Oh.
563
00:27:23,892 --> 00:27:25,492
Hi.
564
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:27,494
Hey, hi.
565
00:27:31,566 --> 00:27:33,434
It was the best I could do.
566
00:27:33,501 --> 00:27:35,602
That's... that's good.
567
00:27:35,670 --> 00:27:37,604
Heard you got a cell tower.
568
00:27:37,672 --> 00:27:40,674
Good move, but you still
won't get the Switzers back.
569
00:27:40,742 --> 00:27:42,342
The place looks great,
by the way.
570
00:27:42,410 --> 00:27:43,777
Did the 99-cent store
have a closeout?
571
00:27:43,845 --> 00:27:45,379
Hey, about last night...
572
00:27:45,447 --> 00:27:47,114
Let's just forget
it ever happened.
573
00:27:47,182 --> 00:27:48,749
Sure thing.
574
00:27:48,817 --> 00:27:51,418
But just so you know, Missy...
The girl that I was with...
575
00:27:51,486 --> 00:27:53,420
- Oh.
- Not much fun in the sack.
576
00:27:53,488 --> 00:27:54,855
Is that right?
577
00:27:54,923 --> 00:27:56,290
Doesn't boss me around
like you do.
578
00:27:56,357 --> 00:27:57,891
I know that
in your own idiotic way,
579
00:27:57,959 --> 00:27:59,860
you're trying
to be nice, so...
580
00:27:59,928 --> 00:28:01,462
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
581
00:28:01,529 --> 00:28:06,133
- Hey! You look really pretty.
- Yeah, totally!
582
00:28:06,201 --> 00:28:08,402
Maybe we can all
dance together later.
583
00:28:08,470 --> 00:28:09,736
Yeah, that...
That would be cool.
584
00:28:09,804 --> 00:28:11,538
I'll see you guys out there.
585
00:28:16,811 --> 00:28:20,747
Oh, please, not now.
Don't lose power now!
586
00:28:20,815 --> 00:28:24,251
Mother of all that is holy!
587
00:28:25,282 --> 00:28:31,031
Party people, put your hands
together for dj Buzz-erk!
588
00:28:43,571 --> 00:28:45,539
- It's okay.
- Don't worry.
589
00:28:45,607 --> 00:28:47,341
When the Switzers get back
to Ridgefield,
590
00:28:47,408 --> 00:28:50,344
our on-site doctor will look out
for the little brat's ears.
591
00:28:50,411 --> 00:28:52,579
If there's no permanent damage,
he can work through
592
00:28:52,647 --> 00:28:55,582
his emotional trauma
in our video arcade.
593
00:29:02,156 --> 00:29:03,357
Lets you choose
two of five seasonal favorites
594
00:29:11,127 --> 00:29:13,161
Oh, my God.
Have you seen it?
595
00:29:13,229 --> 00:29:15,330
Hey, marina, is this silk?
596
00:29:15,398 --> 00:29:17,833
What did you just do?
597
00:29:17,901 --> 00:29:19,268
Nothing.
It's just soft.
598
00:29:19,335 --> 00:29:21,270
Hey, you don't...
599
00:29:33,316 --> 00:29:35,450
Aw.
600
00:29:42,292 --> 00:29:44,359
Oh, my God.
601
00:29:44,427 --> 00:29:46,395
I haven't seen sunsets
this pretty.
602
00:29:46,462 --> 00:29:48,096
Told you.
603
00:29:48,164 --> 00:29:51,099
Why do they have all this
booze if it just sits here?
604
00:29:51,167 --> 00:29:54,069
Why swim a 16-minute mile
and not be on the swim team?
605
00:29:54,137 --> 00:29:56,705
- Oh, are you teasing me?
- No.
606
00:29:56,773 --> 00:29:59,041
Yeah, 'cause I overshared
in the car.
607
00:29:59,108 --> 00:30:01,443
I'm a writer. I can't
sit down on a plane
608
00:30:01,444 --> 00:30:03,779
without getting
a life story.
609
00:30:03,846 --> 00:30:06,248
My coach thinks
I'm squandering my gift.
610
00:30:06,316 --> 00:30:07,916
What do you think?
611
00:30:07,984 --> 00:30:10,004
It sucks
to aim high and miss...
612
00:30:10,987 --> 00:30:15,424
Like, not make the Olympics
by 1/10 of a second.
613
00:30:15,491 --> 00:30:18,327
"The heart is an arsenal"
was a giant success...
614
00:30:18,394 --> 00:30:20,829
Movie rights, all that.
615
00:30:20,897 --> 00:30:22,064
My second book...
616
00:30:22,131 --> 00:30:24,399
I didn't know
you wrote another book.
617
00:30:24,467 --> 00:30:26,034
Exactly.
618
00:30:26,102 --> 00:30:27,836
It was terrible.
619
00:30:27,904 --> 00:30:29,871
Three people read it.
620
00:30:29,939 --> 00:30:31,006
I quit.
621
00:30:31,074 --> 00:30:33,008
But you're writing
another novel.
622
00:30:33,076 --> 00:30:36,078
Oh, I'd rather aim high
and miss than not aim at all.
623
00:30:36,145 --> 00:30:38,280
So you're saying
I'm a coward.
624
00:30:38,348 --> 00:30:41,283
I'm saying you have, uh,
36 hours to decide if you want
625
00:30:41,351 --> 00:30:44,286
to give up fun for four years
to meet your olympic destiny,
626
00:30:44,354 --> 00:30:46,788
which could be glory or agony.
627
00:30:46,856 --> 00:30:50,892
I know which decision will cause
the most painful regret...
628
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:52,194
So do you.
629
00:31:02,605 --> 00:31:04,439
This doesn't look good.
630
00:31:04,507 --> 00:31:08,110
I need you to grab my toolbox
and meet me out back.
631
00:31:14,450 --> 00:31:15,784
Buzz!
632
00:31:15,852 --> 00:31:18,920
It's dj Buzz-erk.
Buzz-erk.
633
00:31:18,988 --> 00:31:21,223
Right, dj Buzz-erk.
634
00:31:21,290 --> 00:31:23,225
This set is great
for, like, Ibiza,
635
00:31:23,292 --> 00:31:27,329
but maybe you ought to play
something for the old folks.
636
00:31:27,397 --> 00:31:29,564
This is just the setup...
I've got a diabolical beat
637
00:31:29,632 --> 00:31:31,500
that's gonna make
everyone's panties drop.
638
00:31:36,939 --> 00:31:38,740
Derek, I told you...
639
00:31:38,808 --> 00:31:41,743
You can't hang out here
and talk to dead people.
640
00:31:45,948 --> 00:31:47,349
You sure about this?
641
00:31:47,417 --> 00:31:49,117
Yeah, just pass me
the nitrogen canister.
642
00:31:52,522 --> 00:31:56,091
What have I got here?
643
00:32:10,973 --> 00:32:13,241
- Play O.P.P.
- No.
644
00:32:13,309 --> 00:32:15,310
- Play my jam!
- You promised!
645
00:32:15,378 --> 00:32:18,480
I'm counting to three,
Buzz-erk.
646
00:32:18,548 --> 00:32:19,915
Thank you.
647
00:32:24,954 --> 00:32:27,923
Did she just make her son
play O.P.P.?
648
00:32:27,990 --> 00:32:29,524
Isn't that weird sort of,
649
00:32:29,592 --> 00:32:31,660
- in an oedipal context?
- Yeah.
650
00:32:31,728 --> 00:32:34,029
But it's kind of sweet too.
651
00:32:34,097 --> 00:32:36,765
All right, ready?
652
00:32:45,108 --> 00:32:46,575
I like it.
653
00:33:18,775 --> 00:33:21,643
Dance with me, Roger.
654
00:33:21,711 --> 00:33:23,011
Mack, I don't dance.
655
00:33:36,626 --> 00:33:39,194
Hey!
How's the party been?
656
00:33:39,262 --> 00:33:40,529
Slamming!
657
00:33:40,596 --> 00:33:42,264
Let me help you out with that.
What's this?
658
00:33:42,331 --> 00:33:45,066
- Nice!
- Thank you.
659
00:33:45,134 --> 00:33:46,234
- Hey.
- Dance?
660
00:33:53,643 --> 00:33:55,577
Nice job, Mack.
661
00:33:55,645 --> 00:33:57,546
You went all out.
Oh.
662
00:33:57,613 --> 00:33:59,948
Only the best
for you, Roger.
663
00:34:21,470 --> 00:34:23,471
I've been going over
this lollipop thing,
664
00:34:23,539 --> 00:34:25,473
and I don't think it's fair
665
00:34:25,541 --> 00:34:27,409
to use Brad Pitt
as your example.
666
00:34:27,476 --> 00:34:29,177
I mean, that guy
could walk around
667
00:34:29,245 --> 00:34:32,480
with a pacifier in his mouth
and still not look creepy.
668
00:34:32,548 --> 00:34:34,482
Okay, but it...
But it is nice to be able
669
00:34:34,550 --> 00:34:36,484
to take your candy
out of your mouth for a second
670
00:34:36,552 --> 00:34:39,154
without getting your hands
all sticky.
671
00:34:39,222 --> 00:34:41,356
Good point.
672
00:34:48,397 --> 00:34:49,931
Thank you.
673
00:34:59,141 --> 00:35:02,344
You throw a hell
of a lunchroom hoedown.
674
00:35:02,411 --> 00:35:04,012
Mm.
675
00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:06,381
Manage to charm the Switzers
into coming back?
676
00:35:06,449 --> 00:35:09,384
They seemed to have
a great time, but I didn't ask.
677
00:35:09,452 --> 00:35:11,419
Playing the
long game, I see.
678
00:35:11,487 --> 00:35:12,954
So what's next?
679
00:35:13,022 --> 00:35:15,457
A gift basket full of pine cones
and dried otter poo?
680
00:35:15,524 --> 00:35:17,459
The Switzers
are all yours, Rog.
681
00:35:17,526 --> 00:35:19,294
You're giving up so easy?
682
00:35:19,362 --> 00:35:21,963
That's not fun.
I love our little tussles.
683
00:35:22,031 --> 00:35:24,900
I'm not giving up.
I am letting go.
684
00:35:24,967 --> 00:35:27,502
Sorry.
You lost me.
685
00:35:27,570 --> 00:35:30,205
There's winning,
and then there's losing.
686
00:35:30,273 --> 00:35:33,375
Sometimes when people leave,
it has nothing to do with you.
687
00:35:33,442 --> 00:35:35,243
It's all about them.
688
00:35:35,311 --> 00:35:38,880
Um, when people leave,
it usually means you suck.
689
00:35:38,948 --> 00:35:40,682
Okay, then I'm leaving.
690
00:35:40,750 --> 00:35:42,150
Good night, Roger.
691
00:35:42,218 --> 00:35:45,253
I get it.
692
00:35:45,321 --> 00:35:46,521
Good one.
693
00:35:46,589 --> 00:35:50,258
'Cause I suck.
That was a softball.
694
00:35:50,326 --> 00:35:52,560
Come back.
I want a do-over.
695
00:35:52,628 --> 00:35:54,429
- Hey.
- Hey.
696
00:35:54,497 --> 00:35:56,865
I'll walk you to your cabin.
Oh.
697
00:35:56,933 --> 00:35:59,234
Sure.
Thanks, Cole.
698
00:36:10,031 --> 00:36:13,133
♪ Are you going to the party
on Saturday? ♪
699
00:36:13,201 --> 00:36:15,126
Jimmy, here.
700
00:36:20,708 --> 00:36:23,177
Check it out.
701
00:36:23,244 --> 00:36:27,815
The plan is to start spinning
at clubs, maybe arenas one day.
702
00:36:27,882 --> 00:36:29,450
I just want to keep
my integrity, you know?
703
00:36:29,517 --> 00:36:31,251
Totally.
704
00:36:31,319 --> 00:36:34,822
Integrity's so important.
705
00:36:34,889 --> 00:36:36,824
Hey.
706
00:36:36,891 --> 00:36:38,192
Are you cute?
707
00:36:38,259 --> 00:36:40,861
Oh, yeah, definitely...
708
00:36:40,929 --> 00:36:42,496
Way cute.
709
00:36:47,068 --> 00:36:50,204
Okay!
710
00:36:50,271 --> 00:36:53,140
- Oh, no, not the hot tub.
- Oh, for a second...
711
00:37:04,419 --> 00:37:09,123
Good morning, Little Otter.
I apologize for the noise.
712
00:37:09,190 --> 00:37:10,824
The phone company
has promised me
713
00:37:10,892 --> 00:37:12,392
that the cell tower
will be removed
714
00:37:12,460 --> 00:37:13,660
by the end of the day.
715
00:37:14,896 --> 00:37:16,096
Sorry, kids.
716
00:37:16,164 --> 00:37:19,767
We're an analog camp...
No digital face-lift needed.
717
00:37:23,138 --> 00:37:25,906
- Hey, man.
- Hey.
718
00:37:25,974 --> 00:37:28,942
I heard they made everyone
redo the lifeguard test.
719
00:37:29,010 --> 00:37:31,245
It looks like you passed.
Congrats.
720
00:37:31,312 --> 00:37:34,148
Thanks.
It's been fun so far.
721
00:37:34,215 --> 00:37:35,783
But I'm gonna miss working
in the kitchen.
722
00:37:35,850 --> 00:37:37,785
Oh, yeah, you're really
missing out.
723
00:37:37,852 --> 00:37:39,787
Today we got to clean
the grease traps in the oven.
724
00:37:39,854 --> 00:37:43,457
Well, I'll miss you.
725
00:37:43,525 --> 00:37:45,826
You just have to spend more time
at the beach, I guess.
726
00:37:45,894 --> 00:37:46,827
- Mm.
- Mm-hmm.
727
00:37:46,895 --> 00:37:49,530
Anyway, I got to go.
728
00:37:49,597 --> 00:37:51,031
Yeah.
729
00:37:51,099 --> 00:37:55,836
You go lifeguard the hell
out of that beach.
730
00:37:55,904 --> 00:37:57,671
Dude, I can't get
the smell of puke
731
00:37:57,739 --> 00:38:00,274
out of my bathing suit.
I'm sorry.
732
00:38:00,341 --> 00:38:01,875
I can't believe
how close I was
733
00:38:01,943 --> 00:38:03,477
to touching boob last night.
734
00:38:03,545 --> 00:38:05,312
Why does everything
always have to suck?
735
00:38:05,380 --> 00:38:07,447
Well, don't worry.
736
00:38:07,515 --> 00:38:08,882
It's a long summer.
737
00:38:08,950 --> 00:38:10,751
- Hey.
- Ah.
738
00:38:10,819 --> 00:38:12,052
Remember the glaziers?
739
00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:14,788
Yeah.
Interesting family.
740
00:38:14,856 --> 00:38:16,890
They liked to fish
with their hands.
741
00:38:16,958 --> 00:38:19,493
- They were terrible at it.
- And they drank a lot.
742
00:38:19,561 --> 00:38:22,930
And I think one of the grandsons
is a bit of a pyro.
743
00:38:22,997 --> 00:38:24,498
Well, anyway,
they just called.
744
00:38:24,566 --> 00:38:26,433
They wanted to book
a family reunion
745
00:38:26,501 --> 00:38:28,435
for the end of August...
34 people.
746
00:38:28,503 --> 00:38:30,737
Can we do that?
747
00:38:30,805 --> 00:38:32,806
Absolutely.
748
00:38:32,874 --> 00:38:34,575
Do we know
if the firebug's coming?
749
00:38:34,642 --> 00:38:36,243
We'll just lock up
the lighter fluid
750
00:38:36,311 --> 00:38:37,411
and hope for the best.
751
00:38:37,478 --> 00:38:39,246
Good thinking.
752
00:38:43,518 --> 00:38:45,152
Oh, hey, show me the hot tub.
753
00:38:52,226 --> 00:38:53,193
Hey.
754
00:38:53,261 --> 00:38:54,995
Sorry.
Did I wake you?
755
00:38:55,063 --> 00:38:57,531
No, it's okay.
756
00:38:57,598 --> 00:38:59,132
You went swimming.
757
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:03,336
Yeah. I decided to try
to get back on the team...
758
00:39:03,404 --> 00:39:07,474
Which means no more drinking,
smoking, or sleeping in.
759
00:39:07,542 --> 00:39:09,643
That's good.
760
00:39:09,710 --> 00:39:11,745
- It is?
- Yeah.
761
00:39:11,813 --> 00:39:13,513
You totally hog the covers
in the morning.
762
00:39:16,117 --> 00:39:19,019
- Thank you.
- What for?
763
00:39:19,087 --> 00:39:23,423
I don't know... just going
on the ride with me.
764
00:39:26,761 --> 00:39:28,562
That was fun last night.
765
00:39:28,629 --> 00:39:32,199
Where did you score
all that top-shelf booze?
766
00:39:32,266 --> 00:39:35,068
I have my ways.
767
00:39:44,812 --> 00:39:47,914
Oh, wow.
You knocked.
768
00:39:47,982 --> 00:39:51,451
How normal
and nonthreatening of you.
769
00:39:51,519 --> 00:39:55,088
Is something wrong?
770
00:39:55,156 --> 00:39:56,723
Oh, my God.
Is this when you kill me?
771
00:39:56,791 --> 00:39:58,458
You almost drowned yesterday.
772
00:39:58,526 --> 00:40:00,627
- Yeah, so?
- That was hot.
773
00:40:00,695 --> 00:40:02,095
Really?
774
00:40:02,163 --> 00:40:03,697
Me drowning was hot?
775
00:40:03,764 --> 00:40:06,133
You listened.
You get me.
776
00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:08,368
That poem was about
the six seconds
777
00:40:08,436 --> 00:40:10,303
of consciousness
before you die.
778
00:40:10,371 --> 00:40:12,005
Of course it was.
779
00:40:12,073 --> 00:40:13,807
And I get why you took
the lifeguard test.
780
00:40:13,875 --> 00:40:15,075
You do?
781
00:40:15,143 --> 00:40:17,978
You are not afraid to peer
into the darkness.
782
00:40:18,045 --> 00:40:20,914
You are not afraid of anything.
783
00:40:20,982 --> 00:40:22,816
Well, I'm a little afraid
of you.
784
00:40:22,884 --> 00:40:26,887
And that will make this
even more exciting.
785
00:40:38,766 --> 00:40:40,901
Love this hot tub.
786
00:40:40,968 --> 00:40:43,003
Only takes about
42 hours to get hot.
787
00:40:43,070 --> 00:40:45,071
Totally worth it.
788
00:40:47,642 --> 00:40:49,609
There it goes.
789
00:40:52,647 --> 00:40:55,682
The place looks good again.
790
00:40:55,750 --> 00:40:57,184
Hey, you never told me
791
00:40:57,251 --> 00:41:00,287
how you fixed
the electricity problem.
792
00:41:00,354 --> 00:41:02,055
You don't want to know.
793
00:41:02,123 --> 00:41:04,524
Cole.
794
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:10,197
I tapped into Ridgefield's
power line.
795
00:41:13,282 --> 00:41:19,282
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