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1x03 - Tests
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Previously on
Beware the Batman...
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Tatsu is more than capable of being
your bodyguard and your driver.
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Test her, you'll see.
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Let the tests begin.
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[HISSING]
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[GLASS SHATTERING]
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- Yo, watch it, Junkyard.
- What's your problem Daedalus?
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I'm just expressing my artistic self.
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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Serves old man Castle right for not
appreciating artists of our caliber.
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Down with creative oppression!
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This is justice.
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Batman: No. I am justice.
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- Bat-man...
- Take him, it's two against one.
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[GRUNTING] [THUDDING]
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[GASPS]
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Let's see how tough you
are when you're blind, Bat.
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Junkyard: Aren't bats
already blind? [GRUNTS]
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Batman: You boys might
want to find another career.
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I don't think art is going to pan out.
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Say hi to Gotham PD for me.
Have a nice night.
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Dang, the cops are totally
going to jack us for this!
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Man: They certainly
would, if they catch you.
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Look man, Batman already worked us.
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Go do your hero thing on someone else.
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Oh, I'm no hero.
I'm a fan.
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I've been watching you for some time.
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Daedalus your authority
challenging street art
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shows enormous promise.
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It does?
I mean, yeah, duh.
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And you Junkyard dog, your
knack for sculptural destruction,
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I find... inspiring.
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I see genius in you both.
I want to be your patron.
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Consider this, my first
donation to your art.
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Dude, who are you?
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Call me... Anarky.
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[CLICKING]
[GASPS]
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[DOOR OPENING]
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[WHIRRING]
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Major, your boss has
one serious workout room
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Alfred: Mr. Wayne insists on the best.
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And he can afford it.
Well?
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Had you been paying
attention, you'd have to admit
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she handled the obstacles
almost as well as Batman.
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So would an Olympic gymnast.
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But I don't need one to
drive me around or protect me.
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It's your move.
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Tatsu just passed an impressive test,
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like it or not, you need an assistant.
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When I was training in Asia, every dojo
I attended had a different requirement...
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skill, character, endurance.
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Every test had to be passed
before I was accepted.
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I don't even know why we bother
playing this game, you never lose.
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Because you keep me sharp.
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As for Ms. Yamashiro,
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it's going to take more than
an agility test to convince me.
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[MUSIC]
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OVER SPEAKER: Ms. Yamashiro,
this is Bruce Wayne,
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could you please meet
me in the trophy room?
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Mr. Wayne, you wanted to see me?
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This job just got interesting.
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[WARBLING]
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[BEEPS]
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What are you hiding, Mr. Wayne?
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[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
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You sure this is the
place Anarky said to go?
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Didn't we get booted
from this gallery once?
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Yeah, but that was before we were
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reconstituted with new artistic tools.
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Yo, we heard you uptown losers are
always looking for the next big thing.
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Well, get a load of our street
art, Hommies. [ENERGIZING]
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[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
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[GRUNTING]
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Welcome, Gotham City,
to the art of destruction.
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[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
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[SAW BUZZING]
[TIRES SQUEALING]
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Batman: First hardware
stores, now civilians.
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Congratulations,
you've got my attention.
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We're just expressing
ourselves, Bat dude.
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Why do you have to be hating on our art.
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[CLINKING]
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[THUDDING]
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- Hey watch it man.
- Sorry!
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Batman: Yes, you are.
[SAW BUZZING]
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[BOTH GRUNT]
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[BOTH GROANING]
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Alfred: You're all over the news.
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Quite a mess. Anyone we know?
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Dumber and dumber
from the other night.
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I, eh, blended up your dinner.
Assuming we'd be working late.
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This pair seems... a bit deficient
for this type of destruction.
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Agreed. They're working with
someone. Do a background.
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Who they might have come in
contact with. [SOFTLY SLURPING]
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[MUSIC]
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Get this analyzed. Probably
came off their shoes.
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Might give us something.
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From Cold War warrior to analyzer of
sneaker goo. I've never been prouder.
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Tatsu: You have a very
quiet footstep, Mr. Wayne.
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As do you, Ms. Yamashiro.
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And judging from your home gym,
you have a killer exercise routine.
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I saw you in there.
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You live up to Alfred's
glowing recommendation.
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Look, I know you don't think I am
necessary, but let me assure you.
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I always take my work very
seriously. So, please...
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- keep an open mind.
- I always do.
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Daedalus: What's the
world coming to, Dude?
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When artists like us are in prison?
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Ouch!
[CLANKING]
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"Look out the window."
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[SIZZLING]
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[SCREAMS]
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Cool!
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[GROANS]
[GRUNTS]
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Hello, boys.
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Mr. Anarky, dude, we were
gonna come looking for you.
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- Yeah, but Bat-dork...
- No apologies necessary.
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Despite his claims of free agency,
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Batman is clearly a tool of order.
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- Exactly!
- Yeah!
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- Tool!
- Yeah!
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I, on the other hand
will fight against order
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for total unleashed
freedom at any price.
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It's a patron's responsibility
to make sure his artists
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are suitably equipped.
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Merry Christmas.
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Your dimwitted duo have made quite a
name for themselves on Gotham's art scene.
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Booted from every gallery in town.
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Up until now though
they're only real crime
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has been a serious lack of talent.
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This supports the theory that
they're working with someone.
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Anything from my "Goo" analysis?
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Antiquated machine
lubricant barely in use now.
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It's what I found in the lubricant
that's really interesting.
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A very rare pollen from the
Fritillaria Meleagris plant,
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better known as the Chess Flower.
Someone's playing a game, Alfred.
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- And our two budding Van Goghs?
- Are the pawns.
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Computer, video feeds from
Gotham PD CCTV surveillance system
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[COMPUTER BLEEPING]
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There.
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The Bat mobile is
prepped and ready for you.
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Change of plans, Alfred.
Tonight, you drive.
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[GRATING]
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This is the only way to tag.
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Whoo-hoo! I can't
believe how before I used
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to sculpt thing with my hands.
Stupid hands.
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[CRASHING]
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[BOTH SCREAMING]
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Daedalus: I don't care if he is Batman.
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He can't push us around.
Not anymore.
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[BOTH SCREAMING]
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[SIZZLING]
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[GRUNTS]
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[TIRES SCREECHING]
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[BEEPING]
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And I actually thought he was
gonna let me really drive for once.
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[GRUNTING]
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Ah, bother, I might as well try
them all and hope for the best.
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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[ENGINE REVVING]
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- Junkyard: Run!
- Daedalus: Get to the rendezvous point.
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[MUSIC]
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Impressive.
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[THUDS]
Thank you.
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Batman! But you're...
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Don't hurt your brain
trying to understand.
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I want you conscious
when I take you down.
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[LAUGHING]
Bravo!
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I believe this game
just got interesting.
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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[EXCLAIMS]
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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[GRUNTING AND GROANING]
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[MUSIC]
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[BLEEPING AND PULSING]
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[BEEPS]
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[GASPS]
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A secret elevator to a private library.
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Not only dies this guy have too much
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time and too much
money, he's a geek too!
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[MUSIC]
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What's so interesting about
Gotham's wheelhouse, Mr. Wayne?
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[MUSIC]
[BOTH GRUNTING]
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[GRUNTS]
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Well done.
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I'm so gratified you
understand the game.
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This isn't a game.
In that gear, those two are dangerous.
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It's a miracle bystanders weren't hurt.
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Oh, I would have been fine with that.
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It's the sort of random action
that makes me the better player.
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You, the black king, representing order,
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and I, the white king...
well, I'm Anarky.
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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[THUDDING]
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I'm not going to play your game, Anarky.
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Oh, but you must, I've searched
so long for a worthy opponent.
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Someday, they'll write
songs about our struggle.
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You, fighting for order and peace.
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Me, for chaos and destruction!
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[PEOPLE MUMBLING FEARFULLY]
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That was just to get your attention.
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- The real bombs...
- Are on the Gondolas,
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set to explode as
they cross one another.
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- How did you know?
- It's the obvious move.
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Ouch. [SNIGGERS]
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Regardless, there's
only time enough for you
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to deactivate one of the
bombs before they cross.
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Those poor people on the other tram.
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[TUTTING]
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[Batman GRUNTS]
No!
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Stop them from moving,
instant detonation.
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A dead man's switch.
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Of course, I let go... boom!
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Boss!
Batman is right behind us, he's...
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Oh, dang!
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These two will stay and
slow you down even more.
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I know you love a challenge.
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Not such an obvious move now, is it?
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I'll be watching, Batman.
I hope you can do it.
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I've wanted a real opponent for so long.
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We were just trying
to express ourselves.
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So am I.
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[BOTH GROANING]
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[TIRES SQUEALING]
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Alfred, I need schematics of the Gotham
City sky tram fed in to my goggles.
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Uploading now.
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[TIRES SQUEALING]
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[MUSIC]
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Alfred: You realize as soon as the
trams are within magnetic range...
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Batman: The bombs detonate.
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But if I divert the
trigger magnet's pull...
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Alfred: The circuit won't close.
No explosion.
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[CLICKING]
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[GRUNTS]
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[POWERING DOWN]
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[Batman GROANS]
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[GRUNTING]
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[Anarky GROANING]
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Congratulations!
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You countered my move!
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- You passed the test.
- It wasn't much of a test.
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[GRUNTING IN FRUSTRATION]
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You have no idea what an honor
it is to be chosen as my enemy!
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It's a really big deal!
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I thought I'd found an
opponent to match wits with,
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but you're just another
lunatic in a costume.
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Madness is the more interesting choice.
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- Logic and order are so predictable.
- Unless...
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I make a logical decision
to do something insane.
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[GRUNTING]
[FIZZLING]
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What!
Why didn't it explode?
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Frequency jamming disk.
Unpredictable enough for you?
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[EXCLAIMS]
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[Anarky GROANS]
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[SCREAMING]
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[LOUD THUD]
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[SPARKING]
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[MUSIC]
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Alfred: And what of our two
unfortunate, misunderstood artists?
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They're in Lieutenant
Gordon's hands now.
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They'll be wishing they were
back in mine soon enough.
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That's right, arrest me.
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Just going to make my art more valuable.
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Worked for Michelangelo.
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Dude, did you ever stop to
think, you're not talented?
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Man, whatever!
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[SIRENS BLARING]
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Hmm, impressive.
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So, Ms. Yamashiro, you passed my test.
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Well done.
Perhaps I judged you too quickly.
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Or perhaps you just got lucky.
We'll see.
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