1
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I had sex last night with the wrong person.

2
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This is our secret, ok?

3
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Go 60 days with no sex, no other women.

4
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I'm not having sex, neither are you.
Chief Resident?

5
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Fifth year resident that rules residents.

6
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I went to the board and told them I was retiring.

7
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I came out to be Chief and Meredith complicates that.

8
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I have to pick one?

9
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If you don't pick, this is gonna be your face the rest of your life.

10
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My name is not Ava! You made it up! It's not me!

11
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What percentage of Americans will get an acute appy?

12
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As interns, we know what we want: become surgeons.

13
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And we'll do anything to get there.

14
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What are the signs of a central line infection?

15
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Pus, redness and fever.

16
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Suffer through killer exams, endure 100-hour weeks,

17
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stand for hours on end in operating rooms.

18
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You name it, we'll do it.

19
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What's Conn's syndrome?

20
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Wait. I know this.
No. Tick-tock, dude.

21
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Cracking under the pressure.
No! Um...

22
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Hypercortis... cortisolism!

23
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Uh-uh! Primary hyperaldosteronism!

24
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Yes! My turn!
No, it's my turn!

25
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No, it's not!

26
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Try this. White sponge with vanilla buttercream.

27
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I'm studying for the most important test of my career.

28
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I don't have time for wedding cake.
Try it.

29
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Oh, go!

30
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What is the strongest layer of the small bowel?

31
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Fine. Yummy.

32
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Damn it, damn it, damn it.

33
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It is not snot.

34
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Submucosa!
Yes.

35
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How do you know?
Are you studying with the wife's cards?

36
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What cards?

37
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Callie was ranked number one after this test. She has legendary flash cards.

38
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We don't need the flash cards.
We're brilliant.

39
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Dream team.
I'm gonna hurl. Out.

40
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I'm kicking all your asses.

41
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This is the lemon.
Might be a little tart.

44
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In old people!
In anyone.

45
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Is it too tart?

46
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I don't care. I mean, is Alex right or am I?

47
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Learn to care or I'll get another bride.

48
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I love it. I love all cakes.
Now break the tie.

49
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Karev's right.
Yes!

50
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The tough part, though, is reconciling this huge thing we want,

51
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to be surgeons, with everything else we want.

52
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Hey.
Hey.

53
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I haven't seen you in a few days.
I left messages.

54
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I know. I was just...

55
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I know I told you to stop hovering and you did and I appreciate that.

56
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But now stop with the stopping.

57
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It's ridiculous for me to worry about you all the time.

58
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It's sweet that you worry.
Mm-hm.

59
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It is. I should communicate more.
Right.

60
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You don't think I can do it? I can.
Really?

61
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In a few seconds, I'll be getting on that elevator

62
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and then I'll be going on rounds.

63
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See that? I'm getting on the elevator.

64
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Communicating.

65
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Twenty-eight more days

66
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and then it's you and me in a locked room for a record-breaking,

67
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earth-shattering, mind-blowing...
Ok, I got it. Thank you.

68
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That was less than enthusiastic.

69
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I'm going to be more enthusiastic when we... cross the finish line.

70
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Ok.

71
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Just making sure you haven't lost interest in the project.

72
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Not at all.

73
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Good.

74
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Oh... what are you doing?

75
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The bakery wants me to make a decision by tomorrow.

76
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So if you can tell me your favorite by then,

77
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that would be great.

78
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Cakes and place cards?
He's turning into a girl.

79
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I think it's sweet. He cares.
This white one tastes pretty good.

80
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Bring a piece to Derek?

81
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Good girlfriends bring boyfriends cake, communicate.

82
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The best ones keep that to themselves.

83
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Did you bring Callie's cards?
Uh, no.

84
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No cake for you.

85
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I saw a hemiglossectomy on the board.
Can I scrub in?

86
00:04:04,978 --> 00:04:07,208
You're not doing surgeries today.
What?

87
00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:11,444
Your exams are in two weeks. You need to
spend every available minute studying.

88
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Believe me, when you won't have to repeat your year as interns,

89
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you'll thank me for this opportunity.
So Grey and Yang,

90
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you're... doing scut.

91
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O'Malley and Stevens, you'll be joining me...

92
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in the clinic. Karev, you're with Ava.

93
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I don't always have to be on her case.
Someone else can have her.

94
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Or not.

95
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So... last night we studied together,

96
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today we're treating patients together.

97
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We're fine. We're not tortured.
It's not weird.

98
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We made a mistake and we've moved on.

99
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If anything, it brings us closer together as friends.

100
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We're very impressive.
I think we are.

101
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Larry Jennings checked into the hospital.

102
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What's the matter with him?
I have no idea.

103
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His assistant said it was a matter of the utmost discretion.

104
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That's never good.

105
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It was important enough for him to cut short his vacation and fly home.

106
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I want you on point on this one.
No clinic today.

107
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I can do both.

108
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We're talking the chairman of the board of Seattle Grace Hospital.

109
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The clinic will survive without you for a day. Learn to delegate.

110
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Who am I supposed to delegate to?

111
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Chief Webber? You paged me?

112
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Sydney Heron reporting for duty.

113
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Hey.

114
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I was wondering if I'd see you.
Where you been?

115
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Just getting my assignments.
Yeah? Anything good?

116
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Anything as good as a crazily hormonal, pregnant amnesiac

117
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with a tendency to yell at the wrong people?

118
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Your blood pressure's higher than it should be.

119
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What? We're not friends anymore? Fine.

120
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Then I won't tell you about Dr. Montgomery's sex bet.

121
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With the overly hot Dr. Sloan? Yeah.

122
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If he can go 60 days without sex, they'll get back together.

123
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They used to be a thing back when she was married to McDreamy.

124
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How do you know all that?

125
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I'm five feet from the nurses' station.
I have excellent hearing.

126
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I know everything.
It's like watching a soap.

127
00:06:07,533 --> 00:06:10,661
Do you know how many doctors Nurse Olivia has slept with?

128
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Oh, wait. You're one of them.

129
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I'd strongly advise you to move on Dr. Montgomery before you lose your shot.

130
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I would if we were friends.
If she wants to be with Sloan...

131
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Dude, if she wanted to be with Sloan, she'd be with Sloan.

132
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The other board members have a say in who gets to be Chief, but Larry?

133
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He's the one who really decides.
He knows it and they know it.

134
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If the attendings find out he's here?
Won't get a moment's peace.

135
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Chief! Chief!
I want you all out of here, ok?

136
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Look, go, go, go. Out!

137
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You know where to find me.
Celeste, Larry's assistant. In here.

138
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Go away!

139
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But we can help.
We can help.

140
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What is that supposed to mean?
He doesn't have woman parts.

141
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Not like we don't know where he is.
We'd just come back anyway.

142
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Richard. Finally.

143
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What are the Four Musketeers doing here?
What happened to "I'll be discreet"?

144
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Larry, they're here for the same reason I am. To see if they can help.

145
00:07:06,459 --> 00:07:07,448
Right.

146
00:07:07,527 --> 00:07:11,691
Bunch of ghouls. All right, one of you wants to be the new Chief?

147
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There.

148
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Fix this...

149
00:07:16,803 --> 00:07:18,361
and you got my vote.

150
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And no, those are not grapefruits.

151
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Well, it looks as though you won't be needing my services after all.

152
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And suprapubic tenderness.

153
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That's because I haven't taken a leak in three days. Three days.

154
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Could be a hernia.
A hernia wouldn't do that.

155
00:07:51,637 --> 00:07:52,729
Was there trauma?

156
00:07:52,805 --> 00:07:55,831
Testicular torsion, twisting?

157
00:07:55,908 --> 00:08:00,402
You'd have to tie them in a triple knot to get that kind of fluid buildup.

158
00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:01,947
Am I wrong?

159
00:08:02,014 --> 00:08:04,505
I was taking a two week raft ride down the Amazon.

160
00:08:04,584 --> 00:08:08,020
Maybe it's a tropical disease.
Schistosomiasis? Filariasis?

161
00:08:08,087 --> 00:08:10,214
Now they're just guessing, Richard.

162
00:08:10,289 --> 00:08:12,723
Dr. Bailey. Call Dr. Fischer in Urology

163
00:08:12,792 --> 00:08:16,853
to do a suprapubic cath and order an ultrasound on KUB.

164
00:08:16,929 --> 00:08:18,988
Larry, have you called Nancy?

165
00:08:21,567 --> 00:08:23,865
I don't want to worry my wife unless I have to.

166
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She wasn't on the trip with you?

167
00:08:29,375 --> 00:08:32,811
White chocolate with vanilla buttercream...

168
00:08:32,879 --> 00:08:35,677
Dr. Montgomery?
I can't decide.

169
00:08:35,748 --> 00:08:38,876
Triple berry has fruit, so I can pretend it's healthy, but...

170
00:08:38,951 --> 00:08:41,545
Ava's BP's 171 over 118.

171
00:08:41,621 --> 00:08:43,714
Pre-eclamptic?
Ordered blood tests,

172
00:08:43,789 --> 00:08:47,452
did a biophysical profile on the baby, who's fine, but Ava's got edema.

173
00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:49,358
Get her on a mag and hydralazine.

174
00:08:49,428 --> 00:08:53,660
What about an epidural? To get her blood
pressure down. Am I going overboard?

175
00:08:53,733 --> 00:08:58,033
Believe me, I wish I had someone who
cared that much about my blood pressure.

176
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Yeah, well, from what I hear, in 28 days you will.

177
00:09:04,477 --> 00:09:06,809
I've had a cold, like, forever.

178
00:09:06,879 --> 00:09:09,143
I've been here three times and...

179
00:09:09,882 --> 00:09:13,113
they tell me it'll go away, but my nose won't stop running.

180
00:09:13,185 --> 00:09:15,847
I'm like the most disgusting fountain in the world.

181
00:09:15,922 --> 00:09:19,517
Sometimes these things just drag on.
No, I can't wait any more.

182
00:09:19,592 --> 00:09:22,060
See, there's, uh, there's a girl.

183
00:09:22,128 --> 00:09:24,255
And we've been out a few times.

184
00:09:24,330 --> 00:09:28,426
Now it's gotten to the point where we're
supposed to, you know, seal the deal?

185
00:09:28,501 --> 00:09:31,766
But the nose thing is so gross, I can't get anywhere near her.

186
00:09:31,837 --> 00:09:34,237
If she's really into you, she'll hang in there.

187
00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:35,535
No, you don't understand.

188
00:09:35,608 --> 00:09:38,600
Ever met someone where the attraction was so intense,

189
00:09:38,678 --> 00:09:40,373
you thought it may just kill you?

190
00:09:41,013 --> 00:09:44,414
You're in the same room and your skin is on fire.

191
00:09:44,483 --> 00:09:47,884
You want to touch them so bad...
Ok! We get it. We're on the case.

192
00:09:47,954 --> 00:09:51,355
Yes. I will do an ENT and you will listen to his...

193
00:09:52,658 --> 00:09:54,785
Chest. I'm on it.
Yes.

194
00:09:54,860 --> 00:09:57,920
What fluid resuscitation technique is used in acute burns?

195
00:09:57,997 --> 00:09:59,931
Parkland formula. Step it up.

196
00:09:59,999 --> 00:10:02,399
What is Virchow's triad?

197
00:10:02,468 --> 00:10:04,959
Oh, I hate George.
He married into the cards.

198
00:10:05,037 --> 00:10:07,505
Think he knew?
Think that's why he married her?

199
00:10:07,573 --> 00:10:10,872
Yeah, that's why he married her.
We need those cards.

200
00:10:10,943 --> 00:10:13,537
We don't need the cards.
What is Virchow's triad?

201
00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:16,912
Dr. Torres! Um, Dr. Burke and I are trying to choose a wedding cake,

202
00:10:16,983 --> 00:10:18,712
and there are some samples.

203
00:10:18,784 --> 00:10:22,379
I would love your opinion.
You've got such great taste.

204
00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:24,446
You're not getting my cards, Yang.

205
00:10:25,524 --> 00:10:28,152
Dr. Bailey, you need an intern?

206
00:10:28,227 --> 00:10:30,752
Yeah. How's it going in the clinic, O'Malley?

207
00:10:30,830 --> 00:10:32,821
How's Sydney doing?

208
00:10:33,866 --> 00:10:36,391
Oh, that's why you wanted to see me?

209
00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,801
To find out how things were going?

210
00:10:38,871 --> 00:10:41,863
Dr. Bailey?
Can I talk to you for a second?

211
00:10:41,941 --> 00:10:44,034
Of course, Ms. Newman.

212
00:10:45,411 --> 00:10:47,470
What can I do for you?

213
00:10:47,546 --> 00:10:51,004
This is embarrassing.
Um, mortifying, actually.

214
00:10:52,251 --> 00:10:54,151
I think I need to be tested.

215
00:10:54,787 --> 00:10:57,585
Larry and I... whatever Larry has,

216
00:10:57,657 --> 00:11:00,148
I probably have it as well.

217
00:11:00,226 --> 00:11:03,684
Oh. O'Malley. Page Dr. Montgomery.

218
00:11:03,763 --> 00:11:05,526
Ok.
Ok.

219
00:11:05,598 --> 00:11:07,361
How's it going, buddy bud?

220
00:11:08,601 --> 00:11:11,832
I'm getting a strep culture and discharging Mr. Benton.

221
00:11:11,904 --> 00:11:13,963
With the sinus issues?
A runny nose.

222
00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:16,099
I have to study.
Bailey doesn't like us...

223
00:11:16,175 --> 00:11:18,143
Bailey's not here today, ok? I am.

224
00:11:18,210 --> 00:11:21,976
All well and good to open a clinic as some power play for Chief Resident,

225
00:11:22,048 --> 00:11:25,677
but Chief Resident isn't about big think, it's about patient care.

226
00:11:25,751 --> 00:11:29,847
OK? So let's see what we can do to improve Mr. Benton's experience.

227
00:11:29,922 --> 00:11:33,050
It's just a cold.
Nasal lavage.

228
00:11:33,125 --> 00:11:35,320
Because we care.
Nasal lavage?

229
00:11:35,394 --> 00:11:37,555
Get a syringe, squeeze an isotonic solution

230
00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:42,033
into one of Mr. Benton's nostrils, it'll squirt out the other side.

231
00:11:42,101 --> 00:11:44,331
Rinse and repeat. Rinse and repeat.

232
00:11:44,403 --> 00:11:45,836
It's not what you think.

233
00:11:45,905 --> 00:11:50,740
Um, I mean, it is. It's... it's just not an affair.

234
00:11:50,810 --> 00:11:54,746
Though, I guess technically it is.
But we're in love.

235
00:11:54,814 --> 00:11:58,511
The kind of love you think you're never gonna find and then you do.

236
00:11:58,584 --> 00:12:02,213
The fact that he's married seems a small price to pay for being happy.

237
00:12:02,288 --> 00:12:04,188
At least most of the time.

238
00:12:04,256 --> 00:12:07,987
But then five years go by, and he still hasn't left his wife,

239
00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:09,994
You must think I'm a terrible person.

240
00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:13,031
No. No judgment whatsoever.
No.

241
00:12:13,099 --> 00:12:15,932
I know I should leave him, it's just...

242
00:12:16,001 --> 00:12:20,199
Do you have any idea how rare it is to find someone you can work and play with?

243
00:12:20,272 --> 00:12:22,206
And we love each other.

244
00:12:22,875 --> 00:12:24,536
How wrong can it be?

245
00:12:28,114 --> 00:12:31,811
This thing still hurts like hell and my boys are not getting any smaller.

246
00:12:31,884 --> 00:12:33,977
I want to know
what you're doing about it.

247
00:12:34,053 --> 00:12:37,682
The urologist just drained your bladder.
Next up is an ultrasound.

248
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,748
Then an X-ray. The interns will be...

249
00:12:39,825 --> 00:12:43,420
No, no, no, no. I mean, what are you doing for me?

250
00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:46,921
Getting some of the best surgeons in the world to help you.

251
00:12:46,999 --> 00:12:48,227
I came here for you.

252
00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:52,259
You. You're the best surgeon in this place.

253
00:12:53,205 --> 00:12:54,604
At least you used to be.

254
00:12:55,908 --> 00:12:59,935
What's the problem, Larry?
Am I not taking good enough care of you?

255
00:13:00,012 --> 00:13:03,880
How does a man
lose his desire at 53, 54,

256
00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:06,247
however old you are?
How does that happen?

257
00:13:06,318 --> 00:13:09,014
I haven't, ok? There are other things in life.

258
00:13:09,088 --> 00:13:11,181
Like what? Adele leaving you?

259
00:13:11,257 --> 00:13:13,725
More reason to keep the job.
You're a surgeon.

260
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:17,251
I have to go skinny-dipping in the Amazon to get that kind of thrill.

261
00:13:17,329 --> 00:13:20,992
I'm not gonna let you browbeat me.
Like I'd even want to at this point.

262
00:13:21,066 --> 00:13:24,763
When I appointed you Chief of Surgery, you were hungry. You were the man.

263
00:13:24,837 --> 00:13:28,273
Now, you're a politician.
Giving me excuses. Handing things off.

264
00:13:28,340 --> 00:13:32,071
I hate to think that's the kind of doctor that you've become, but if it is,

265
00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:35,079
maybe it is best that you're stepping down.

266
00:13:41,420 --> 00:13:43,285
I said you could use the day to study,

267
00:13:43,355 --> 00:13:45,653
but we've got an all hands on deck situation.

268
00:13:45,724 --> 00:13:47,624
Bad car accident?
Gunshot wounds?

269
00:13:47,693 --> 00:13:50,662
A penis.
The chairman of the board's penis.

270
00:13:50,729 --> 00:13:51,889
What's wrong with it?

271
00:13:51,964 --> 00:13:56,162
His testicles have swollen, which is the understatement of the year.

272
00:13:56,235 --> 00:13:59,966
Fantastic. How much? No, you know, don't tell me. Let it be a surprise.

273
00:14:00,039 --> 00:14:02,599
You and Grey take him for his ultrasound and X-ray.

274
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:06,202
The VIPenis.
Just go.

275
00:14:09,815 --> 00:14:11,248
Elephantiasis?
Hm.

276
00:14:11,317 --> 00:14:14,013
No way Jennings has that.
Did you check brucellosis?

277
00:14:14,086 --> 00:14:16,554
Could be the beginning of Fournier's gangrene.

278
00:14:16,622 --> 00:14:19,318
I don't know. I'd go to gonorrhea before I went there.

279
00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:22,657
I'll be at the finish line to make him pretty,

280
00:14:22,728 --> 00:14:26,459
which is what he'll remember. Derek.
Mm-hm.

281
00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:30,161
Grey wanted me to tell you that she's still working on Jennings's X-ray

282
00:14:30,236 --> 00:14:32,704
and that she'll be
in the X-ray viewing room.

283
00:14:32,771 --> 00:14:36,673
Good to know. She's communicating.

284
00:14:36,742 --> 00:14:40,178
Just when I need time to think, she suddenly starts communicating.

285
00:14:40,246 --> 00:14:41,873
Think about what?
 All of it.

286
00:14:41,947 --> 00:14:44,142
The relationship. The Chief thing.

287
00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:46,980
How to juggle both without getting distracted.

288
00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:51,113
With Cristina I have to be explicit.
There would be no wedding if I wasn't.

289
00:14:51,190 --> 00:14:52,350
Oh, it's not easy.

290
00:14:52,424 --> 00:14:55,689
Oh, no. I never said it was easy.

291
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,261
Right.

292
00:15:07,139 --> 00:15:09,664
Hey.
Hey. How's it going?

293
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:14,179
I, uh... caught George in a lie the other day.

294
00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:18,015
He said he spent the day in the clinic.

295
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:20,278
He spent it doing God knows what with Izzie.

296
00:15:21,453 --> 00:15:24,115
It's probably nothing, right?
Right.

297
00:15:24,189 --> 00:15:27,181
Right. So how's your manwhore?

298
00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:31,389
Miraculously reformed?
For now.

299
00:15:31,463 --> 00:15:34,557
It's never going to turn him into what I want.

300
00:15:34,633 --> 00:15:37,397
Which is?
The whole thing.

301
00:15:37,469 --> 00:15:40,131
I want someone stable who barbecues

302
00:15:40,205 --> 00:15:44,767
and teaches little kids how to play catch. That's not Mark Sloan.

303
00:15:44,843 --> 00:15:47,607
Which doesn't explain why I've spent the entire day

304
00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:52,083
looking at Alex Karev like a puppy at a chew toy.

305
00:15:52,151 --> 00:15:56,611
Why don't you just go there already?
Because he doesn't barbecue either.

306
00:15:56,689 --> 00:16:00,591
Plus, he's, like, 12 years old. He could fit all his belongings in a milk crate.

307
00:16:00,659 --> 00:16:02,820
I don't know. Guys like Karev...

308
00:16:04,163 --> 00:16:06,859
Look, at least you know he'll never lie to you.

309
00:16:06,932 --> 00:16:09,492
Guys like him, they mess around in their twenties

310
00:16:09,568 --> 00:16:11,968
but then they, you know, pack it in,

311
00:16:12,037 --> 00:16:14,403
and teach their kids to play catch.

312
00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:17,965
Maybe. I need to stop thinking about both of them.

313
00:16:18,043 --> 00:16:21,410
And I have to stop thinking about Izzie Stevens.

314
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:22,606
Hey, Callie?

315
00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:28,247
Here's the thing. When you're obsessing about something like that,

316
00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:30,811
there's generally a reason.

317
00:16:38,697 --> 00:16:40,460
What the hell are you doing?

318
00:16:40,532 --> 00:16:42,659
Nasal lavage.
Why?

319
00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:45,135
Because she's trying to kill me.

320
00:16:46,105 --> 00:16:47,299
Sydney.

321
00:16:47,373 --> 00:16:49,933
We've really turned this place around today.

322
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:53,206
Nasal lavage?
Four visits in one month?

323
00:16:53,278 --> 00:16:55,212
Are you questioning my patient care?

324
00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:57,714
Miranda, I get it.
You're protecting your turf.

325
00:16:57,783 --> 00:16:59,876
Very mama bear. Very Chief Resident.

326
00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:03,388
But this is not about hospital politics.
This is about the patient.

327
00:17:03,455 --> 00:17:05,980
The patient can go home.
Get that out of his nose.

328
00:17:06,058 --> 00:17:08,686
I'm not comfortable discharging him.

329
00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:11,525
The 16 patients waiting aren't comfortable either.

330
00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:18,134
Sir, I don't think there's anything else we can do.

331
00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:21,969
You know, colds drag on.
Yeah. Yeah, I hear you.

332
00:17:24,576 --> 00:17:26,544
Oh, hell.
What?

333
00:17:26,612 --> 00:17:29,206
That come out of his nose?

334
00:17:29,281 --> 00:17:31,681
See, this is why I'm never gonna have sex again.

335
00:17:33,252 --> 00:17:35,083
Oh, wait right here.

336
00:17:36,855 --> 00:17:40,621
Um, order a head CT.
Why? It's not a cold?

337
00:17:40,692 --> 00:17:44,025
No, Dr. Stevens, it's definitely not a cold.

338
00:17:52,171 --> 00:17:55,265
Just so you know, I'll be over here while you're over there.

339
00:17:55,340 --> 00:17:56,739
Cute.

340
00:17:56,809 --> 00:18:01,371
Easy to locate, right?
Your girlfriend comes with a GPS.

341
00:18:01,447 --> 00:18:03,574
Looks like some kind of foreign object.

342
00:18:03,649 --> 00:18:05,583
Ouch.
That almost looks like...

343
00:18:05,651 --> 00:18:09,610
A skeleton. It's skeleton-like.
Definitely skeleton-y.

344
00:18:09,688 --> 00:18:11,781
Are those... barbs?

345
00:18:11,857 --> 00:18:14,223
No. Can't be.

346
00:18:14,293 --> 00:18:17,729
Well, it could be.
It looks like a teeny-tiny catfish.

347
00:18:17,796 --> 00:18:19,229
Close.

348
00:18:21,366 --> 00:18:23,960
You see there? Those are spines.

349
00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:26,300
This is a candiru fish.

350
00:18:26,371 --> 00:18:29,534
The penis fish? This guy has the penis fish?

351
00:18:30,142 --> 00:18:31,734
In his... in his...

352
00:18:32,411 --> 00:18:33,571
Wow.

353
00:18:35,380 --> 00:18:37,007
What the hell did you do to me?

354
00:18:37,082 --> 00:18:39,482
Most pregnant laboring women love epidurals.

355
00:18:39,551 --> 00:18:42,111
I'm not in labor.
I'm trying to keep it that way.

356
00:18:42,187 --> 00:18:45,315
By paralyzing me from the waist down?
I can't sit up in the bed.

357
00:18:45,390 --> 00:18:47,722
I'm missing the show.
The Seattle Grace show.

358
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:49,522
I can help with that.

359
00:18:49,595 --> 00:18:51,586
So I guess you're talking to me again?

360
00:18:51,663 --> 00:18:54,632
I can't stay mad at you. I tried, but I couldn't do it.

361
00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:56,930
You make your move on the redhead?

362
00:18:57,002 --> 00:18:59,436
I thought you knew everything that went on.

363
00:18:59,505 --> 00:19:03,942
As a matter of fact, I have an update.
I saw her talking to the ortho resident.

364
00:19:04,009 --> 00:19:08,275
Yeah? And?

365
00:19:08,347 --> 00:19:10,076
She's seizing. She's seizing!

366
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:14,953
Somebody page Dr. Montgomery now!

367
00:19:16,788 --> 00:19:18,949
It's the candiru.

368
00:19:19,024 --> 00:19:22,516
It's a freshwater fish that lives in the Amazon. It's a parasite.

369
00:19:22,594 --> 00:19:24,357
I didn't drink from the Amazon.

370
00:19:24,429 --> 00:19:26,420
Did you urinate in it?
No, I... What?

371
00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:28,762
The candiru is attracted to blood and urine.

372
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:31,098
It's been known to swim up the stream of urine

373
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,104
and lodge itself in a man's urethra.

374
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:36,733
You mean a fish swam up...
Rare, but there are documented cases.

375
00:19:36,808 --> 00:19:39,276
One man actually saw it go in and tried to grab it.

376
00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:41,107
It was too slippery.
Yang.

377
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,944
It's in the literature.
So this thing is in my...

378
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,677
It's now in your bladder.

379
00:19:45,751 --> 00:19:49,118
Right next to it. It's stuck in your prostatic urethra,

380
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,088
which is causing the obstruction.

381
00:19:51,156 --> 00:19:53,784
We need to get it quickly before it causes sepsis.

382
00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:55,451
Sepsis?

383
00:19:56,662 --> 00:19:58,789
You mean I could die?

384
00:20:00,732 --> 00:20:04,793
BP shot up to 202 over 134. There's fetal distress. Epidural didn't help.

385
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:07,202
It'll help during delivery.
What's going on?

386
00:20:07,272 --> 00:20:09,638
Blood pressure spiked.
You had a seizure.

387
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:13,371
The only way to reduce your blood pressure and the swelling in your brain

388
00:20:13,445 --> 00:20:15,003
is if we deliver the baby now.

389
00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:17,241
She's only 30 weeks. I'm not in labor.

390
00:20:17,316 --> 00:20:18,840
We're gonna do a C-section.

391
00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:22,045
The survival rate for preemies at 30 weeks is extremely high.

392
00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:24,816
Alex, tell her no. I'm not ready.
You're ready.

393
00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:26,755
But I can't do this by myself.

394
00:20:26,825 --> 00:20:29,726
Then it's a good thing you're not by yourself.

395
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:34,832
I was doing a consult on the chairman.
This better be good.

396
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:39,200
We had a patient in the clinic, chronic runny nose. Halo sign on the pillow.

397
00:20:39,271 --> 00:20:42,172
The fluids are still in the lab, but as far as I can tell...

398
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:46,200
Leaking spinal fluid through his nose.
I thought you might like this one.

399
00:20:46,278 --> 00:20:48,872
Look at that. It's a brain herniation.

400
00:20:48,947 --> 00:20:51,211
His brain is sinking into his skull base.

401
00:20:51,283 --> 00:20:54,514
And all along I thought it was a cold.
Book an OR.

402
00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:57,054
Dr. Bailey?
Oh, no. You're still studying.

403
00:20:57,122 --> 00:21:00,216
I'll scrub in with you.
I thought you were doing Jennings.

404
00:21:00,292 --> 00:21:04,956
No, I'll do both. I sent this guy home three times. I can't not scrub in.

405
00:21:10,802 --> 00:21:13,032
Your daughter's beautiful, Ava.

406
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:16,165
She is?
She is.

407
00:21:16,241 --> 00:21:18,106
Get her to the warmer right away.

408
00:21:18,176 --> 00:21:20,667
Hand her off to Peds. I need an extra set of hands.

409
00:21:20,746 --> 00:21:24,147
We need to hang some blood.
Why? Why do you need blood?

410
00:21:24,216 --> 00:21:26,878
Want me to get the uterine arteries?
Clamp.

411
00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:30,820
Alex? What's going on? Alex.

412
00:21:30,889 --> 00:21:34,347
The bleeding vessels are deep.
What's going on. Am I gonna die?

413
00:21:34,426 --> 00:21:37,623
Oh, my God! I'm gonna die.

414
00:21:37,696 --> 00:21:40,164
Oh, my God, I'm gonna die.

415
00:21:40,232 --> 00:21:43,895
I'm gonna die and my baby's going to be all alone. Oh, my God!

416
00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:45,459
Ava.

417
00:21:46,405 --> 00:21:48,236
Ava. Look at me, ok?

418
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:51,743
Look at me. You're not gonna die.
You're doing great.

419
00:21:51,810 --> 00:21:55,769
You'll be fine. Your baby will be fine.
I just need you to breathe for me.

420
00:21:56,515 --> 00:21:59,348
Nice, slow, deep breaths.

421
00:21:59,418 --> 00:22:00,680
That's it.

422
00:22:02,020 --> 00:22:05,353
Just breathe. Keep breathing.
There you go.

423
00:22:07,626 --> 00:22:11,926
Celeste, good news.
No chance of an STD.

424
00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:15,398
Now, Larry's condition.
He's having surgery, but you're fine.

425
00:22:16,935 --> 00:22:19,096
You did hear the part about you being fine?

426
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:21,298
That's what I keep telling myself.

427
00:22:21,373 --> 00:22:25,309
That I'm fine with things the way they are.

428
00:22:25,377 --> 00:22:29,871
But I probably won't be really fine until I don't care if he's fine anymore.

429
00:22:29,948 --> 00:22:34,112
Celeste, I got here as soon as... 
Is he in surgery yet?

430
00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:35,983
No. They're taking him soon.

431
00:22:36,054 --> 00:22:39,148
This is Dr. O'Malley.
This is Mr. Jennings' wife, Nancy.

432
00:22:39,224 --> 00:22:41,317
Hi.
It's a pleasure. He's in there.

433
00:22:41,393 --> 00:22:43,953
They're prepping him for surgery.
Thank you.

434
00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:48,125
I left my car in front in a no-parking zone. Could you move it?

435
00:22:53,472 --> 00:22:55,064
What are you going to do?

436
00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:58,005
Move her car.

437
00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:02,044
Talk about divine retribution.
What?

438
00:23:02,114 --> 00:23:05,743
He sleeps with his assistant and a carnivorous fish lodges in his penis.

439
00:23:05,817 --> 00:23:07,250
That's instant karma.

440
00:23:07,319 --> 00:23:10,049
Derek wasn't struck by lightning.
Neither were you.

441
00:23:10,122 --> 00:23:13,956
Addison showed up.
I had months of pain and self-loathing,

442
00:23:14,025 --> 00:23:17,483
a crazy ranting mother and a near-drowning off the side of a dock.

443
00:23:17,562 --> 00:23:21,089
It's no fish in my hoo-hoo, but it's certainly not an easy ride.

444
00:23:21,166 --> 00:23:24,602
I've cheated on my boyfriends and I'm fine. Am I the only one?

445
00:23:25,937 --> 00:23:28,929
Which cake is your favorite, or have you chosen one yet?

446
00:23:29,007 --> 00:23:30,998
Clearly, you're not getting the point.

447
00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:34,045
I don't have favorite cakes.
That's why you're involved.

448
00:23:34,112 --> 00:23:35,807
We got to go.

449
00:23:35,881 --> 00:23:37,576
If you see my boyfriend,

450
00:23:37,649 --> 00:23:41,176
tell him I had some tuna salad and a yogurt, and now I'm off to the OR.

451
00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:44,120
This is not eating for pleasure.
I really need a choice.

452
00:23:44,189 --> 00:23:46,419
So mark it on the paper.

453
00:23:47,726 --> 00:23:51,924
Sorry, I froze there a little bit.
That's ok.

454
00:23:51,997 --> 00:23:54,022
I'm not getting weird...

455
00:23:54,099 --> 00:23:56,192
Shut up and eat some cake.

456
00:23:57,369 --> 00:23:59,337
Good?
Disgusting.

457
00:23:59,404 --> 00:24:02,373
You're covered in cake.

458
00:24:05,243 --> 00:24:07,677
Karev!
Hey. I'm just checking up on Ava.

459
00:24:07,746 --> 00:24:10,579
Do I have another Denny Duquette situation on my hands?

460
00:24:10,649 --> 00:24:11,809
Are you serious?

461
00:24:11,883 --> 00:24:14,545
I have never seen you so attentive with a patient.

462
00:24:14,619 --> 00:24:17,281
Checking stats, running tests, doing research.

463
00:24:17,355 --> 00:24:19,414
That's my job.
No, it's my job.

464
00:24:19,491 --> 00:24:21,322
I'm her doctor. You're my intern.

465
00:24:21,393 --> 00:24:23,486
Which is why I have to know her stats.

466
00:24:23,562 --> 00:24:26,087
I am not about to stand next to you in your OR

467
00:24:26,164 --> 00:24:27,893
and be less than over-prepared.

468
00:24:27,966 --> 00:24:30,434
Ok? There's no way I'm gonna go to work every day

469
00:24:30,502 --> 00:24:33,335
with a surgeon like you and not be at the top of my game.

470
00:24:33,405 --> 00:24:36,135
So if you want to yell at me...

471
00:24:43,248 --> 00:24:47,241
Dr. Binder to Three West.
Dr. Binder to Three West.

472
00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:50,686
I know you have to give him the cards because you're married to him.

473
00:24:50,755 --> 00:24:53,952
There is an argument to be made for females sticking together.

474
00:24:54,025 --> 00:24:56,789
You're relentless.
Sisterhood and all that.

475
00:24:56,862 --> 00:24:58,454
Scary, inhuman relentless.

476
00:24:58,530 --> 00:25:02,091
You are like a role model to me or something.

477
00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:04,965
Ok. You know what? Stop. Ok? This is just getting sad.

478
00:25:05,036 --> 00:25:07,869
I will give the cards to George. I am sure he will share.

479
00:25:07,939 --> 00:25:11,636
No, he won't. With me, anyway. He'll just share them with Izzie.

480
00:25:11,710 --> 00:25:14,144
They're like an exclusive little unit.

481
00:25:14,212 --> 00:25:15,474
Yang!

482
00:25:18,450 --> 00:25:20,941
My, uh...

483
00:25:21,019 --> 00:25:22,816
My locker is on the right side,

484
00:25:22,888 --> 00:25:25,686
third one from the door. The cards are on the top shelf.

485
00:25:25,757 --> 00:25:28,851
Really? You're...
They're all yours.

486
00:25:39,804 --> 00:25:43,296
Oh, God! Uh, sorry.
It's ok. Me too.

487
00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:45,639
So we're good?
Yeah, it's good.

488
00:25:45,710 --> 00:25:48,042
Good. Ok, then.

489
00:26:00,759 --> 00:26:02,158
Don't talk.

490
00:26:04,095 --> 00:26:06,325
It's not fair
and I know it's not your fault.

491
00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:09,231
I know there's nothing going on between you and George.

492
00:26:09,868 --> 00:26:11,733
Except there is.

493
00:26:12,203 --> 00:26:13,932
You're his best friend.

494
00:26:14,839 --> 00:26:18,570
He loves you, he gets you, he needs you.

495
00:26:18,643 --> 00:26:21,043
And I'm just... I'm his wife.

496
00:26:21,112 --> 00:26:24,639
And I know I get the sex and the commitment and the life with him.

497
00:26:25,750 --> 00:26:29,880
But I want him to get me and to need me.

498
00:26:31,022 --> 00:26:33,013
And I can't compete with you.

499
00:26:34,426 --> 00:26:38,055
So I'm asking you to please stop.

500
00:26:38,129 --> 00:26:41,690
Just stop. Find another friend.

501
00:26:41,766 --> 00:26:45,202
Or whatever you do.
Just give me my husband back.

502
00:26:55,013 --> 00:26:57,379
What about the forked stone grasper?

503
00:26:57,449 --> 00:26:59,246
It can lead to urethral injury.

504
00:26:59,317 --> 00:27:02,946
The forceps aren't working. At this point, I'm willing to try anything.

505
00:27:03,021 --> 00:27:04,716
All right, stone grasper.

506
00:27:06,057 --> 00:27:08,218
Did we miss anything good?

507
00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:17,860
Hello? You ok?

508
00:27:18,737 --> 00:27:20,864
I've had better days.

509
00:27:20,939 --> 00:27:22,839
Where's Dr. Bailey?

510
00:27:23,842 --> 00:27:26,572
Page her.

511
00:27:26,645 --> 00:27:28,840
V- tach.
Does he have a pulse with that?

512
00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:30,842
He's going down.

513
00:27:30,915 --> 00:27:34,715
Yes. He needs 150 of amiodarone.
How much longer it'll take?

514
00:27:34,786 --> 00:27:36,481
Get his arrhythmias down.

515
00:27:36,554 --> 00:27:39,682
We have to change our game plan.
The scope isn't working.

516
00:27:39,758 --> 00:27:41,783
We're going to have to open him up.

517
00:27:43,928 --> 00:27:47,796
I don't know how I missed it.
It presented as a cold.

518
00:27:47,866 --> 00:27:50,562
This sort of thing, you think it's gonna get better.

519
00:27:50,635 --> 00:27:53,661
You don't figure it's something that could ruin your life.

520
00:27:53,738 --> 00:27:55,831
The Chief.
The candiru?

521
00:27:55,907 --> 00:27:58,068
Go ahead. We're almost done here.
Ok.

522
00:27:58,143 --> 00:28:00,304
Here.
Thank you.

523
00:28:04,182 --> 00:28:07,208
Hey. You want to quiz me on the GI stuff?

524
00:28:07,285 --> 00:28:10,049
No, I'm still trying to get through my cardio notes.

525
00:28:11,489 --> 00:28:14,117
You ok?
I'm fine.

526
00:28:14,192 --> 00:28:16,592
I should have snuck into the candiru surgery.

527
00:28:16,661 --> 00:28:17,650
You still can.

528
00:28:17,729 --> 00:28:21,495
George, can you maybe stop talking so I can concentrate?

529
00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:29,704
What's your problem?
My problem is you.

530
00:28:31,076 --> 00:28:33,010
You're my penis fish.

531
00:28:33,511 --> 00:28:35,138
Your what?

532
00:28:35,213 --> 00:28:39,172
You've crawled in and latched on, and now I can't move or talk

533
00:28:39,250 --> 00:28:43,710
or think or pee without the feeling that
something is eating through my organs.

534
00:28:43,788 --> 00:28:45,881
You don't have a penis.
How am I the fish?

535
00:28:45,957 --> 00:28:47,948
It's a metaphor, George.

536
00:28:50,962 --> 00:28:53,260
What happened to us being fine?

537
00:28:54,265 --> 00:28:55,664
I don't know.

538
00:28:58,036 --> 00:28:59,901
Maybe we're not.

539
00:29:08,313 --> 00:29:10,645
A little more suction there.
Suction.

540
00:29:10,715 --> 00:29:13,206
Those barbs won't let go.

541
00:29:17,188 --> 00:29:19,748
Dr. Bailey, glad you could join us.

542
00:29:20,992 --> 00:29:24,189
This is useless. We're going to have to cut it out, Dr. Fischer.

543
00:29:24,262 --> 00:29:27,060
I'll repair the bladder.
Ok, let's do it.

544
00:29:27,132 --> 00:29:29,259
How's his heart holding up?

545
00:29:29,334 --> 00:29:32,861
Occasional runs ofV-tach.
He can't take much more.

546
00:29:32,937 --> 00:29:34,404
Forceps.

547
00:29:39,144 --> 00:29:42,773
Ok, almost there. Come on, you.

548
00:29:46,084 --> 00:29:48,052
I'm almost there.

549
00:29:49,020 --> 00:29:50,112
Got it.

550
00:29:51,523 --> 00:29:54,515
Holy...

551
00:29:58,663 --> 00:30:00,494
Unbelievable.

552
00:30:03,201 --> 00:30:04,463
Unbelievable.

553
00:30:05,703 --> 00:30:08,399
You see that thing?
Yep.

554
00:30:11,576 --> 00:30:14,010
Remind me never to pee in the Amazon.

555
00:30:15,380 --> 00:30:16,608
What?

556
00:30:17,649 --> 00:30:21,176
What do you say we have a real meeting of the Dirty Mistresses Club?

557
00:30:21,252 --> 00:30:23,777
Like what it should have been from the beginning?

558
00:30:23,855 --> 00:30:25,288
What are you doing?
Once.

559
00:30:25,356 --> 00:30:28,416
Twenty minutes in the on-call room.
Nobody ever finds out.

560
00:30:28,493 --> 00:30:29,755
Mark!

561
00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:32,092
Everything's great between you and Derek?

562
00:30:32,163 --> 00:30:35,098
What makes you think there is something wrong?

563
00:30:35,166 --> 00:30:38,431
Something's always wrong between you and Derek.

564
00:30:38,503 --> 00:30:42,098
Enough! What is wrong with you?

565
00:30:42,173 --> 00:30:44,038
Nothing. I'm...

566
00:30:45,009 --> 00:30:48,638
Addison and I were gonna make a go of it. Things are not gonna work out.

567
00:30:48,713 --> 00:30:52,046
So you make a pass at me?
Like that'll help?

568
00:30:52,116 --> 00:30:53,606
She doesn't want me.

569
00:30:54,452 --> 00:30:55,851
Something's got to help.

570
00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:59,014
Revenge sex is not the answer.

571
00:30:59,090 --> 00:31:01,490
If you're letting her go, let her go.

572
00:31:03,294 --> 00:31:04,852
Be an adult.

573
00:31:09,801 --> 00:31:12,269
Thanks. For the baby,

574
00:31:12,337 --> 00:31:14,532
and for me not dying and stuff.

575
00:31:15,173 --> 00:31:18,734
It's always a nice bonus when the patient doesn't die.

576
00:31:18,810 --> 00:31:21,142
You and Red make a pretty good team.

577
00:31:21,212 --> 00:31:23,077
Don't tell Sloan.

578
00:31:23,147 --> 00:31:26,583
Oh, she and Sloan aren't happening.
She wants you.

579
00:31:26,651 --> 00:31:29,085
How do you know?
I know everything, remember?

580
00:31:29,153 --> 00:31:31,553
I heard her talking about how she wants someone

581
00:31:31,623 --> 00:31:35,923
who barbecues and plays catch.
She wants someone who's committed.

582
00:31:36,761 --> 00:31:40,993
Yeah, well, that's not me.
I hate to tell you this, but it is.

583
00:31:41,065 --> 00:31:44,091
You may talk tough, but you're a decent guy, Alex.

584
00:31:44,168 --> 00:31:47,831
Whether you want to admit it or not, you're actually one of the good ones.

585
00:31:51,242 --> 00:31:54,507
Mrs. Jennings, your husband's out of surgery.

586
00:31:54,579 --> 00:31:58,640
Everything went very well.
Oh, thank you.

587
00:31:58,716 --> 00:32:01,344
Thank you. That's wonderful.

588
00:32:01,419 --> 00:32:04,616
Dr. Webber will be down to fill you in soon.

589
00:32:04,689 --> 00:32:07,783
Uh, Dr. O'Malley, do me a favor.

590
00:32:07,859 --> 00:32:10,919
Could you go tell Celeste?
She's a basket case.

591
00:32:10,995 --> 00:32:15,193
I just don't have it in me to take care of my husband's girlfriend right now.

592
00:32:19,237 --> 00:32:20,397
Of course I know.

593
00:32:22,140 --> 00:32:23,801
The wife always knows.

594
00:32:39,290 --> 00:32:40,780
Dr. O'Malley?
Yes.

595
00:32:40,858 --> 00:32:45,090
Mr. Jennings's personal physician would like a copy of his medical records.

596
00:32:45,563 --> 00:32:48,054
Here's the number.
Ok.

597
00:32:48,132 --> 00:32:50,828
I've cancelled your appointments for next week.

598
00:32:50,902 --> 00:32:54,963
There's just a conference call that's proving a bit difficult to reschedule,

599
00:32:55,039 --> 00:32:56,734
but I'm sure Danny can handle it.

600
00:32:56,808 --> 00:32:59,971
What's... Danny got to do with it?

601
00:33:00,044 --> 00:33:04,447
I've asked him to step in temporarily until you find someone else.

602
00:33:04,515 --> 00:33:06,483
Oh, wait a sec, Celeste.

603
00:33:10,421 --> 00:33:12,184
What the hell was that all about?

604
00:33:12,256 --> 00:33:14,247
Well, I think she just left you.

605
00:33:21,432 --> 00:33:22,922
Goodbye, Larry.

606
00:33:28,206 --> 00:33:33,007
What the hell's going on here?
I think I'm done here.

607
00:33:53,931 --> 00:33:56,331
Can you be a vault?

608
00:33:56,401 --> 00:34:00,167
I think I need a vault because I've eaten, like, a cake and a half

609
00:34:00,238 --> 00:34:02,866
and it's just not cutting it and you don't gossip.

610
00:34:02,940 --> 00:34:05,408
Because nobody tells me anything.

611
00:34:05,476 --> 00:34:08,070
I was with a married man. It was...

612
00:34:08,146 --> 00:34:11,513
I don't mind
that nobody tells me anything.

613
00:34:12,750 --> 00:34:14,479
It was George.

614
00:34:16,087 --> 00:34:17,850
I was with George.

615
00:34:28,466 --> 00:34:31,902
It should be firm inside, not spongy.

616
00:34:34,105 --> 00:34:38,098
The frosting? I like meringue.

617
00:34:38,176 --> 00:34:40,167
Light and not too sweet.

618
00:34:40,945 --> 00:34:42,936
I always thought chocolate inside,

619
00:34:43,014 --> 00:34:46,415
but now
I'm leaning away from that.

620
00:34:47,618 --> 00:34:50,143
You've thought a lot about this cake.

621
00:34:52,790 --> 00:34:54,189
This cake.

622
00:34:55,126 --> 00:34:56,718
For this day.

623
00:34:58,463 --> 00:34:59,862
With this woman.

624
00:35:03,534 --> 00:35:06,128
The red velvet's your winner, by the way.

625
00:35:14,479 --> 00:35:16,276
What are you doing here?

626
00:35:16,347 --> 00:35:19,612
I wanted you to know where I was so I thought I'd come and tell you.

627
00:35:19,684 --> 00:35:21,709
You're mocking me.

628
00:35:21,786 --> 00:35:24,482
I'm apologizing to you.

629
00:35:26,290 --> 00:35:28,724
You're making light of things.

630
00:35:28,793 --> 00:35:31,023
I'm running my fingers through your hair.

631
00:35:39,437 --> 00:35:41,428
I'm standing in your bedroom.

632
00:35:42,573 --> 00:35:44,268
Unbuttoning my shirt.

633
00:35:49,447 --> 00:35:52,211
And now I'm taking off my pants.

634
00:35:57,855 --> 00:36:01,951
And now I'm getting in your bed naked.

635
00:36:08,366 --> 00:36:09,697
Mark.

636
00:36:11,235 --> 00:36:12,759
We need to...

637
00:36:13,771 --> 00:36:17,832
we should go get a drink and maybe talk.
Do you have some time?

638
00:36:18,843 --> 00:36:23,439
I mean, uh, something's always wrong with you and me...

639
00:36:28,619 --> 00:36:30,917
You don't want to have a drink with me.

640
00:36:31,722 --> 00:36:34,418
I'm not what you're looking for.

641
00:36:34,492 --> 00:36:36,483
What are you talking about?

642
00:36:37,562 --> 00:36:40,656
I slept with someone. Couldn't hold out.

643
00:36:42,567 --> 00:36:45,559
Once a manwhore, always a manwhore, right?

644
00:36:52,276 --> 00:36:54,540
Miranda, go home.
I'm almost done.

645
00:36:54,612 --> 00:36:56,580
Go home. See your family.

646
00:36:57,281 --> 00:37:00,045
Accept there're days where you can't do it all.

647
00:37:00,117 --> 00:37:01,607
You have to delegate.

648
00:37:01,686 --> 00:37:04,086
I did.
And then you do all the work anyway.

649
00:37:04,155 --> 00:37:05,417
You're still doing it!

650
00:37:05,489 --> 00:37:08,947
You didn't have better things to do than to ride herd on that VIP case?

651
00:37:09,026 --> 00:37:10,687
There was a fish in a man's penis.

652
00:37:10,761 --> 00:37:13,924
There's always gonna be a fish in a man's penis, Chief.

653
00:37:13,998 --> 00:37:17,434
You can say you're moving on all you want, but are you really?

654
00:37:20,471 --> 00:37:24,407
If you don't slow down, you might end up without a family to go home to.

655
00:37:25,343 --> 00:37:28,938
Good night, Miranda.

656
00:37:31,916 --> 00:37:35,249
Oh, see. You can't do that.
Do what?

657
00:37:35,319 --> 00:37:37,879
Not look happy after sex. It's bad for the ego.

658
00:37:37,955 --> 00:37:39,445
I'm fine.

659
00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:43,386
Are we fine?
Sure.

660
00:37:43,461 --> 00:37:45,895
Not so convincing.

661
00:37:47,265 --> 00:37:50,200
I shouldn't have accused you of hovering. It wasn't nice.

662
00:37:50,268 --> 00:37:52,634
You were just trying to be there for me.

663
00:37:54,572 --> 00:37:59,168
But... now I'm being available

664
00:37:59,243 --> 00:38:03,907
and communicating and getting naked and doing all of your favorite things.

665
00:38:04,749 --> 00:38:06,114
Good things.

666
00:38:06,183 --> 00:38:08,583
Then why are you still staring at the ceiling?

667
00:38:08,653 --> 00:38:10,553
I don't know. I just...

668
00:38:13,190 --> 00:38:14,953
That day...

669
00:38:16,327 --> 00:38:18,591
you came out of the water...

670
00:38:20,031 --> 00:38:23,694
I spent the scariest hour of my life trying to breathe for you.

671
00:38:25,569 --> 00:38:29,528
I love you and I want you, but I don't know what to...

672
00:38:32,510 --> 00:38:34,239
You didn't swim.

673
00:38:35,713 --> 00:38:38,648
You didn't swim and you know how to.

674
00:38:40,718 --> 00:38:42,515
And I don't know if I can...

675
00:38:44,822 --> 00:38:46,983
I don't know if I want to...

676
00:38:47,058 --> 00:38:50,186
keep trying to breathe for you.

677
00:38:59,570 --> 00:39:01,367
I should go.

678
00:39:08,679 --> 00:39:10,203
I'll go.

679
00:39:13,384 --> 00:39:18,321
Too often, the thing you want most is the one thing you can't have.

680
00:39:19,623 --> 00:39:22,888
What acid-based finding do you get with vomiting?

681
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:26,953
Hypokalemic, hypochloremic, metabolic, alkalosis. Unbelievable.

682
00:39:30,101 --> 00:39:31,659
Did you pick a cake?

683
00:39:33,070 --> 00:39:36,164
Uh, I liked the red one.

684
00:39:38,976 --> 00:39:42,571
The red velvet?
Yeah.

685
00:40:07,037 --> 00:40:10,370
That's the girl?
Runny nose guy's big love.

686
00:40:15,379 --> 00:40:17,370
I don't know how we do this.

687
00:40:18,616 --> 00:40:23,110
I don't know how we work together and be friends and act like it's all ok.

688
00:40:25,856 --> 00:40:28,017
I...

689
00:40:28,092 --> 00:40:32,461
There's a spot available at Mercy West. I called them.

690
00:40:33,464 --> 00:40:35,557
You're going to transfer to Mercy West?

691
00:40:38,335 --> 00:40:39,996
I have to.

692
00:40:40,871 --> 00:40:43,431
Desire leaves us heartbroken.

693
00:40:43,941 --> 00:40:46,102
It wears us out.

694
00:40:47,244 --> 00:40:50,270
Desire can wreck your life.

695
00:40:51,348 --> 00:40:53,407
Hey.
Hey.

696
00:40:54,385 --> 00:40:58,048
I was going to go get a drink. You want to head over to Joe's?

697
00:40:58,122 --> 00:41:01,091
Yeah, I'm kind of under with this test.

698
00:41:01,158 --> 00:41:02,648
Ok.

699
00:41:03,427 --> 00:41:04,917
You know, um...

700
00:41:06,397 --> 00:41:09,924
I took that test, once upon a time.

701
00:41:11,335 --> 00:41:16,136
We could, um, go back to my hotel, I could quiz you.

702
00:41:16,774 --> 00:41:19,504
Look, uh, this... this isn't...

703
00:41:22,446 --> 00:41:25,210
You're not my girlfriend. Ok?

704
00:41:26,317 --> 00:41:27,306
What?

705
00:41:27,384 --> 00:41:31,286
No offense. Today was awesome, it's just I'm really busy.

706
00:41:31,355 --> 00:41:34,813
I have a lot of work.
I don't have time for...

707
00:41:34,892 --> 00:41:37,884
No, of course.

708
00:41:37,962 --> 00:41:39,657
Uh...

709
00:41:39,730 --> 00:41:41,095
Study.

710
00:41:42,299 --> 00:41:44,290
That's what you're here for, right?

711
00:41:51,308 --> 00:41:54,141
But as tough as wanting something can be...

712
00:42:00,150 --> 00:42:02,846
the people who suffer the most...

713
00:42:06,891 --> 00:42:09,587
are those who don't know what they want.

