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Sarah! Over here!
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Good morning.
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I haven't seen you
since our vodka heist.
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Yeah, thanks for that.
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Wasn't my vodka,
but you're welcome.
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Not for the vodka,
for the advice.
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Now I'm back in the water
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and peeing in a cup
twice a week.
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Ah, all the sacrifices
we must make for our craft.
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What's the grin for?
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Now I know
where to find you.
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♪ head up
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♪ love
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Fyo!
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Fyodor!
Come back here!
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What'd you give him,
a real arrow?
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No, I don't know
where he got that.
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Fyo!
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Valentine's day in July.
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This is so lame.
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Hmm.
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But I like the
butt-shaped pancakes.
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Generally speaking,
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I'm not a fan
of these consumer holidays,
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but I do like it
when buzz breaks out
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his little frog tie
with the hearts on it
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and sings the entire
"once" musical and cries.
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- No.
- I stand by it.
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"Once" is a very
emotional musical.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey. Nice bracelets.
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Did you guys weave them
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from strands
of each ether's hair or...
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Yeah, kip.
That's exactly what we did.
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I don't know.
I kind of like it.
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My manager's girlfriend
brought them back from tulum.
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- Anyone want juice?
- Yeah, sure.
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Yeah, he doesn't really
have a manager.
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I think he does.
His band is kind of taking off.
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And just
because he annoys you
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doesn't mean
he's not talented.
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I've heard him play.
Below average, c-minus at best.
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- He's all swagger and confidence.
- Which is attractive.
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Yeah, until you realize he comes
with a peace sign on his ankle.
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Oh, so you're against peace?
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No, I'm just
against peace sign tattoos.
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Maybe it's ironic.
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Ah, that doesn't really
make any sense.
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There's no way to spin this,
and you lose.
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Hmm.
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You might want to lay off
the bacon.
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Bottom-heavy.
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- Hey, leave her alone.
- No one was talking to you, emo boy.
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Oh, okay.
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And happy Valentine's day
to you too, Chloe.
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Keep eyes
on the swimsuit catalog.
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No Internet,
this place is a porn desert.
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I love it.
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Thanks.
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Why did I do Valentine's
this year?
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- I may as well waterboard myself.
- 'Cause your mom loved it.
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It's for a good cause,
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and it gets the kids out
of the cabin, so I can smoke.
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Look at them all.
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They're so excited
about love and romance.
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If only they knew
how it ends.
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It doesn't have to end badly.
You just had a crappy husband.
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But now that you're single,
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you get to experience
passion and sex again.
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- God, I am so horny.
- You have a husband.
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I don't want to have sex
with Dave.
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I already know what that is.
I want to be surprised.
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Men in their 40s
do not surprise you.
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I know what's ahead of me:
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damaged goods, workaholics,
emotional cripples.
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I'm gonna kill myself.
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Have you ever thought
of taking something for that?
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The only love
I believe in now
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is the love
between mother and son.
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In fact, I'm gonna get buzz
one of those Valentine-grams.
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How very Norma Bates of you.
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- Yeah.
- You gotta get up there.
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Announce, yeah.
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Okay, and now the moment
you've all been waiting for.
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Wondering if you're the winner
of the annual raffle?
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Well, the wait is over.
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And the winner
of the 50 shades
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of Little Otter tour
with Mack and Steve...
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Oh, it's probably
just you, Mack.
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Just keep cranking.
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And the winner is...
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Roger Shepard?
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As in Ridgefield Roger?
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50 shades
of Little Otter
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just got 50 shades
more interesting.
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[Miracle Mile
by Cold War Kids]
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Roger?
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Roger?
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You bought a raffle ticket
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to the 50 shades
of Little Otter tour
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with Mack and Steve.
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Actually, I bought 50,
one for each shade.
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Did I win?
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Yes, you won.
That tour is for old people.
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If you're doing this
because you think
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I'll have sex with you,
don't bother showing up.
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Oh, please.
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I don't need to spend
50 bucks to bone.
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Can you just not say
that word?
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- It's creepy.
- Fine. Look.
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Truth is,
the cause is near and dear.
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My mom had a weak ticker.
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Oh, so you don't actually
want to do the tour?
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Yeah, I want to do the tour.
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It'll give me a good lay
of the land,
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so I know what I'm getting
when you go belly-up
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and I have to buy
your crappy camp.
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I'll see you at 11:00.
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Am I to assume the tour
is clothing-optional?
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Ugh.
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I got your note.
What do you...
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What do you want?
Shh.
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Don't speak.
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Am I the first girl
you've ever kissed?
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No, I got a lot of play
in the cancer ward.
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Really?
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No, we were sleeping
and throwing up.
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Chemo isn't exactly
an aphrodisiac.
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You're so dark,
but I like it.
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Were you scared of dying?
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Yeah.
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Most of the time,
though sometimes,
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I got so sick,
I didn't really care anymore.
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One time,
I held my breath
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for, like, 200 seconds.
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Or at least I think
it was 200 seconds
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'cause I passed out and saw
all these little lights.
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Yeah.
I've seen those little lights.
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How'd you know you were sick again
the last time you relapsed?
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Well, I thought I had the flu,
and then I puked blood.
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Wow.
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- No one can know about us.
- Why?
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Zoe is going through a lot
with this whole Greg thing.
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We took a blood oath
we could only have
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a boyfriend
at the same time.
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Plus, everything is so much more
romantic when it's forbidden.
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Yeah, I have...
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I have cancer.
I'm not a vampire.
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Maybe you're just embarrassed
to be seen with me.
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Would that be a problem?
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No.
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[Ball and Biscuit
by The White Stripes]
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Hey, Cole.
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Hey, Mack.
Heard about Roger.
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If you need a hand,
I can do the tour with you.
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Oh, I can handle Roger.
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Oh, I know
you can handle Roger.
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What?
What's that supposed to mean?
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What's that look for?
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What look?
It's just my face, Mack.
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- Mom!
- Oh, God!
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Oh, g...
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1x04
Valentine's Day in July
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♪ ah, hey, hey
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Okay, okay, everyone. Listen up.
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C.P.R. demo in honor
of Valentine's week.
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Clearly, she's unresponsive
and not breathing.
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So first, we call 911.
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Then, heel of the palm,
interlace fingers,
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and start chest compressions.
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Someone's gotta tell Mack
no one takes it seriously.
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I take it very seriously.
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You are seriously hot
right now.
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After 30 compressions,
two breaths.
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Tilt the head back,
pinch the nose, and...
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- Oh, yeah.
- All right, okay!
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Keep the chest compressions
going.
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- What are you doing later?
- You.
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Then off campus, bar.
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Sounds like a plan.
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- And she's alive.
- Yay.
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Hey, uh, Marina,
why don't you start us off?
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Pick your victim.
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Greg.
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Slut.
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You'd be a slut too,
but nobody likes you.
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My cousin has a friend on Facebook
who went to school with her.
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Time to see what she knows.
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We begin our tour here
with a sound.
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Hear that lovely whistle?
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You want to take a gander as to
what kind of bird that is?
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Is it the feathered
I-don't-give-a-crappity?
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Oh, hey, Cole.
What you doing up here?
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Just gonna clear out
this tree.
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- Thanks.
- Don't mind me.
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It's a lovebird right here
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in our basswood tree.
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I boned in a redwood once.
It's pretty hot.
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Are you really gonna do this
all day?
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I'm sorry, it's just too easy
to get a rise out of you.
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- I'll stop.
- Thank you.
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Now we will take a gentle stroll
around the lake.
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Replace the word
"stroll" with "bone,"
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and you got yourself
a gentle bone around the lake.
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All right, that's it.
Last time, promise.
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Hmm.
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Dude, I am so messed up.
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Yeah, I heard your mom
walked in on you.
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I'm sorry.
You heard?
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I'm not laughing.
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This is the worst thing
that's happened to anyone, ever.
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My best friend got his arm
bit off by a shark.
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This is worse.
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Happy v-day.
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- Thanks, Fyo.
- What?
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You're not even gonna look
at them?
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- I'm not feeling it this year.
- But you're Cole.
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And that's just wrong
and selfish and not fair.
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- And can I read them?
- Knock yourself out.
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These are incredible.
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00:10:01,370 --> 00:10:04,839
This one
even has a picture.
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You know, this would have been
perfect three days ago,
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before my mother
walked in on me
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and stole the only remaining
pleasure I had in life.
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Now I may as well be looking
at a picture of a toaster.
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We end our tour here
in this mystical spot,
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where, Lore has it,
the great chippewa chief
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Little Otter brought his wife
Lily Black Bird.
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The spirit of their love
is said to inhabit the area.
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It's been the site
of over 200 weddings
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and the conception
of one child.
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Want to make it two?
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- Or we could call it a day.
- Come on.
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Where's your Valentine's day
in July spirit?
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Oh, I don't know,
Roger.
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Maybe you killed it
with your "bone" jokes,
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or maybe it died
this morning
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when I walked in
on my son masturbating.
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Or, oh, most likely
it was murdered
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when I remembered
that today is the day
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that Steve proposed to me,
oh, so many years ago.
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Okay, firstly, walking
in on your son wanking...
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Hysterical.
No, it isn't.
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Okay, maybe it's
a little funny.
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And, second,
I knew Steve was lame,
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but he proposed to you on
your mom's stupid fake holiday?
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Yes.
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I hope he had
a really good ring.
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It was a blade of grass.
251
00:11:02,264 --> 00:11:04,181
I still have it.
252
00:11:04,215 --> 00:11:05,683
You know
what the saddest part is?
253
00:11:05,717 --> 00:11:06,684
That you still have it?
254
00:11:06,718 --> 00:11:07,818
At the time,
I thought it was
255
00:11:07,853 --> 00:11:09,987
the most romantic thing
in the whole world.
256
00:11:10,021 --> 00:11:13,607
Now I know
it was just plain lazy.
257
00:11:13,658 --> 00:11:17,895
Oh, well, that part of my life
is gone forever.
258
00:11:17,913 --> 00:11:19,980
You can't possibly want
another weed around your finger.
259
00:11:20,015 --> 00:11:21,398
No, no.
260
00:11:21,416 --> 00:11:23,567
What I'm trying to say is
when we're young,
261
00:11:23,585 --> 00:11:25,536
we lived to be shaken
to our core by love.
262
00:11:25,570 --> 00:11:28,089
Then we get older, and we know
that's never gonna happen again.
263
00:11:28,123 --> 00:11:31,117
- And, well, it's just sad.
- Oh, it'll happen.
264
00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:33,844
- And how do you know?
- 'Cause I've been married twice.
265
00:11:33,879 --> 00:11:36,130
It happens,
and it's even better.
266
00:11:36,181 --> 00:11:38,849
Can I give you some advice
as a double-divorce?
267
00:11:38,884 --> 00:11:40,434
- Do I have a choice?
- My second marriage...
268
00:11:40,469 --> 00:11:43,420
I put the kibosh
on Valentine's day altogether.
269
00:11:43,438 --> 00:11:46,140
And birthdays.
Well, except my birthday.
270
00:11:46,191 --> 00:11:49,560
Thank you, Roger.
271
00:11:49,594 --> 00:11:51,912
That was strangely sweet.
272
00:11:53,698 --> 00:11:55,341
You're sweet, Mack.
273
00:11:58,286 --> 00:12:01,322
- I gotta go.
- Yeah.
274
00:12:14,136 --> 00:12:16,637
Oh, my God.
275
00:12:34,022 --> 00:12:35,406
Marina!
276
00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:37,491
No, no.
277
00:12:37,526 --> 00:12:39,026
Don't look!
Don't look!
278
00:12:39,077 --> 00:12:40,161
Don't look at it!
Okay, I'm not.
279
00:12:40,195 --> 00:12:41,412
- I'm not, I'm not.
- Oh, my God.
280
00:12:41,446 --> 00:12:42,479
We're gonna get these
down, okay?
281
00:12:42,497 --> 00:12:43,614
It's gonna be okay.
282
00:12:43,648 --> 00:12:45,154
I can't believe
this is happening.
283
00:12:46,501 --> 00:12:48,202
No one's gonna judge you
for this, Marina, okay?
284
00:12:48,253 --> 00:12:49,653
Everyone knows
how cool you are.
285
00:12:49,671 --> 00:12:50,871
No one knows anything
286
00:12:50,922 --> 00:12:52,756
except that I'm a stupid
freaking stupid idiot.
287
00:12:52,758 --> 00:12:54,124
So say it!
288
00:12:54,158 --> 00:12:55,709
That is not true.
Come here.
289
00:12:55,760 --> 00:12:56,927
Okay, I think
we got them all.
290
00:12:56,962 --> 00:12:59,129
Maybe no one saw.
291
00:13:11,757 --> 00:13:15,330
I hate it here.
I wanna come home. Now.
292
00:13:15,331 --> 00:13:18,687
We're in Atlantic City.
Well, and Rick's Powerlifting.
293
00:13:18,722 --> 00:13:19,962
We can come get you Thursday
294
00:13:19,996 --> 00:13:21,894
if he doesn't make it
to the finals.
295
00:13:24,634 --> 00:13:26,885
You okay?
296
00:13:26,936 --> 00:13:28,036
Fine.
297
00:13:28,070 --> 00:13:30,038
- You want to talk about it?
- No.
298
00:13:30,172 --> 00:13:31,306
You want to tell me
who's responsible?
299
00:13:31,340 --> 00:13:32,490
No.
300
00:13:32,541 --> 00:13:35,293
Listen, hon,
you made a mistake.
301
00:13:35,328 --> 00:13:37,479
But this isn't who you are.
Don't let it be.
302
00:13:37,513 --> 00:13:38,963
And if anybody gives you
a hard time,
303
00:13:38,998 --> 00:13:42,117
you come and talk to me,
okay?
304
00:13:43,952 --> 00:13:45,420
God.
305
00:13:45,454 --> 00:13:47,305
Davey fell asleep
on a piece of tinfoil.
306
00:13:47,340 --> 00:13:49,007
Ow.
307
00:13:49,058 --> 00:13:50,692
Marina okay?
308
00:13:50,726 --> 00:13:53,228
- How about you?
- It's been a strange day.
309
00:13:53,262 --> 00:13:55,601
Shoot some pool later?
310
00:13:57,483 --> 00:13:59,984
So did he try anything
on you?
311
00:14:00,019 --> 00:14:02,654
Besides using the word "bone"
about a hundred times,
312
00:14:02,688 --> 00:14:04,189
he was pretty well-behaved.
313
00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:06,574
I mean, for Roger.
314
00:14:06,609 --> 00:14:07,975
Sounds like you guys had
a pretty good time.
315
00:14:07,993 --> 00:14:09,527
What?
What's that look for?
316
00:14:09,578 --> 00:14:11,996
I told you, Mack,
it's just my face.
317
00:14:12,031 --> 00:14:14,165
Don't be paranoid.
I'm so disappointed.
318
00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:15,417
I was really hoping
for something
319
00:14:15,451 --> 00:14:16,668
I could take back
to the bedroom.
320
00:14:16,702 --> 00:14:18,253
What about you, Cole?
321
00:14:18,287 --> 00:14:20,422
You have a hot,
not-Valentine's date this year?
322
00:14:20,456 --> 00:14:21,840
Nope.
323
00:14:21,874 --> 00:14:23,157
I'm sensing... and you know
I'm a little psychic...
324
00:14:23,175 --> 00:14:25,827
Maybe there's more
to you and Roger.
325
00:14:25,845 --> 00:14:26,828
It's Roger.
326
00:14:26,846 --> 00:14:28,847
So?
He's gorgeous.
327
00:14:28,881 --> 00:14:30,682
He's got that accent,
and he's loaded.
328
00:14:30,716 --> 00:14:32,050
And he's obnoxious,
329
00:14:32,101 --> 00:14:34,836
and he wears pink shirts,
and he brings in deer to shoot.
330
00:14:34,854 --> 00:14:36,688
Well, we have nothing
in common.
331
00:14:36,922 --> 00:14:38,873
Well, Dave and I have
tons of stuff in common,
332
00:14:38,891 --> 00:14:40,592
and I can barely stand
the sight of him.
333
00:14:40,643 --> 00:14:42,727
- You said the sex was good.
- Oh, stop.
334
00:14:42,761 --> 00:14:44,896
Look, I used to be
a sucker for the guy
335
00:14:44,930 --> 00:14:47,548
who sold the raffle tickets,
"Dave in Nonprofit."
336
00:14:47,566 --> 00:14:50,068
Now I'd take the guy
who buys them any day.
337
00:14:50,102 --> 00:14:53,905
- And Roger bought like 50.
- You're up, Mack.
338
00:14:55,407 --> 00:14:57,659
I got next.
339
00:14:57,693 --> 00:14:59,410
Oh, I'm sorry.
Am I interrupting something?
340
00:14:59,445 --> 00:15:00,662
- No.
- Yeah, act...
341
00:15:00,696 --> 00:15:01,946
Means you're gonna be playing
me and Todd.
342
00:15:01,997 --> 00:15:03,781
You sure you want
to do that?
343
00:15:03,832 --> 00:15:04,782
I'm sitting this one out.
344
00:15:04,833 --> 00:15:07,752
You two have fun
with your sticks.
345
00:15:07,786 --> 00:15:09,203
I know my way
around a pool table.
346
00:15:09,237 --> 00:15:13,625
Besides, you're too young
to be good at, well, anything.
347
00:15:13,676 --> 00:15:15,843
Old enough to go all night,
that's all you need to know.
348
00:15:15,878 --> 00:15:18,513
Very funny.
That's not what I heard.
349
00:15:18,547 --> 00:15:21,248
Maybe you should turn up
your hearing aid, grandpa.
350
00:15:21,266 --> 00:15:23,584
Look, I understand
why you're a little hostile.
351
00:15:23,602 --> 00:15:27,188
Kid with all that talent,
drafted out of high school,
352
00:15:27,222 --> 00:15:30,058
washes out
of the minor leagues.
353
00:15:32,895 --> 00:15:36,814
Just didn't want it
badly enough.
354
00:15:36,865 --> 00:15:39,600
It's a little more complicated
than that.
355
00:15:44,773 --> 00:15:47,408
I heard about what happened
with the nude pic.
356
00:15:47,442 --> 00:15:48,459
I'm so sorry.
357
00:15:48,494 --> 00:15:51,079
That blows.
358
00:15:51,113 --> 00:15:54,115
You better watch your back.
359
00:16:01,590 --> 00:16:02,957
Stop playing like a girl.
360
00:16:02,975 --> 00:16:05,793
You're playing like
my grandma.
361
00:16:05,811 --> 00:16:07,562
Yes, yes, yes!
Oh!
362
00:16:07,596 --> 00:16:09,981
I hate you!
363
00:16:10,015 --> 00:16:13,300
Hey, isn't that
that writer that you like?
364
00:16:13,318 --> 00:16:14,569
"The heart book"?
365
00:16:14,603 --> 00:16:15,570
"Heart on a stick"?
What's it called?
366
00:16:15,604 --> 00:16:17,355
"The heart is an arsenal".
367
00:16:17,406 --> 00:16:19,407
Yeah. That one.
368
00:16:19,441 --> 00:16:21,492
Uh, wow, I don't know.
Maybe.
369
00:16:21,527 --> 00:16:22,810
Again?
Let's buy him a drink.
370
00:16:22,828 --> 00:16:24,162
No, no.
371
00:16:24,196 --> 00:16:25,246
- No, it'll be fun. Why not?
- Don't, don't.
372
00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:27,782
Hey. Hey.
It's Miguel, right?
373
00:16:27,816 --> 00:16:28,866
- Robbie.
- Nice to meet you.
374
00:16:28,917 --> 00:16:30,752
Hey, can I introduce you
to someone?
375
00:16:30,786 --> 00:16:32,870
Thanks.
Hey, it is him.
376
00:16:32,921 --> 00:16:34,088
Miguel Santos,
377
00:16:34,123 --> 00:16:35,623
this is my girlfriend,
Sarah Brennen.
378
00:16:35,657 --> 00:16:38,426
She loves your book, man.
379
00:16:38,460 --> 00:16:42,096
Hi, it's really nice
to meet you, Miguel.
380
00:16:42,131 --> 00:16:44,623
Nice to meet you too,
Sarah.
381
00:16:47,936 --> 00:16:49,520
- Hi.
- Public!
382
00:16:49,555 --> 00:16:51,355
Yeah, I'll be real quick.
383
00:16:51,390 --> 00:16:53,608
I can deal with you
treating me like crap,
384
00:16:53,642 --> 00:16:55,610
but I draw the line
when you attack my friend.
385
00:16:55,644 --> 00:16:57,145
Marina?
It wasn't me, it was Zoe.
386
00:16:57,179 --> 00:16:58,529
Well, Zoe, Chloe...
387
00:16:58,564 --> 00:17:01,232
Right now I can't really tell
the two of you apart.
388
00:17:01,283 --> 00:17:02,798
We're done.
389
00:17:08,574 --> 00:17:09,657
Oh, no.
390
00:17:09,691 --> 00:17:13,327
Another devastating miss
by the youngster.
391
00:17:13,361 --> 00:17:16,214
But then again,
that's his story, isn't it?
392
00:17:16,248 --> 00:17:17,999
You don't know anything
about me.
393
00:17:18,033 --> 00:17:20,251
Please, enlighten me.
394
00:17:20,302 --> 00:17:23,504
I don't talk about baseball
with Australians.
395
00:17:23,538 --> 00:17:24,639
Hey, Mack.
396
00:17:24,673 --> 00:17:27,041
Ever hear the legend
of Dave Coleman?
397
00:17:27,059 --> 00:17:29,060
- What legend?
- No, no...
398
00:17:29,094 --> 00:17:30,895
Whatever.
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
399
00:17:30,929 --> 00:17:32,764
Hold that.
400
00:17:32,815 --> 00:17:34,882
Hey, I understand.
401
00:17:34,900 --> 00:17:36,768
I mean, who'd want
to tell the story
402
00:17:36,819 --> 00:17:39,553
of how they went from being
the 19th pick in the first round
403
00:17:39,571 --> 00:17:41,572
to a janitor
at a third-rate family camp?
404
00:17:41,607 --> 00:17:43,766
Why don't we go outside?
I'll tell you all about it.
405
00:17:46,161 --> 00:17:48,062
Oh, I'll take it outside.
You want to take it outside?
406
00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:49,247
Yeah, I want
to take it outside.
407
00:17:49,281 --> 00:17:50,581
- It was my idea, remember?
- All right, then.
408
00:17:50,616 --> 00:17:52,366
Let's go outside.
Let's go outside then.
409
00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:54,085
I was born outside.
410
00:17:54,119 --> 00:17:55,203
Going outside!
411
00:17:55,237 --> 00:17:57,755
Who wants to see me kick
Roger's ass?
412
00:17:57,790 --> 00:18:01,292
The only ass getting kicked
is yours, my friend.
413
00:18:01,343 --> 00:18:03,177
Anyway, after Belize,
414
00:18:03,212 --> 00:18:06,130
I spent a month wandering
around Mumbai for research.
415
00:18:06,165 --> 00:18:08,516
Talk about an exercise
in existentialism.
416
00:18:08,550 --> 00:18:11,018
You just feel life
pulsing through you
417
00:18:11,053 --> 00:18:12,970
because you could die
at any moment.
418
00:18:13,021 --> 00:18:15,273
Sorry, I think
there's gonna be a fight.
419
00:18:15,307 --> 00:18:17,108
Gotta go.
420
00:18:22,581 --> 00:18:23,981
We met at camp
when we were ten.
421
00:18:24,016 --> 00:18:25,833
Are you apologizing?
422
00:18:25,868 --> 00:18:27,952
No. No.
423
00:18:27,986 --> 00:18:29,237
No, oh, my God.
No.
424
00:18:29,271 --> 00:18:31,639
'Cause he seems like
a great guy.
425
00:18:31,673 --> 00:18:32,866
He is a great guy.
426
00:18:35,544 --> 00:18:37,378
I don't know why I pretended
I didn't know you.
427
00:18:37,412 --> 00:18:39,580
That was totally weird.
428
00:18:39,614 --> 00:18:43,651
I wasn't offended.
429
00:18:47,556 --> 00:18:51,058
Uh, better make sure
no one ends up in the hospital.
430
00:18:53,762 --> 00:18:55,930
Come on, Roger!
431
00:18:55,964 --> 00:18:57,515
Come on!
432
00:19:01,653 --> 00:19:02,937
Wow.
433
00:19:02,971 --> 00:19:04,605
What's going on?
- Man-fight!
434
00:19:04,639 --> 00:19:05,990
Take those shirts off!
435
00:19:06,024 --> 00:19:08,242
I retract my psychic vision
about you and Roger.
436
00:19:08,277 --> 00:19:10,027
Let's see what you got,
old man.
437
00:19:10,078 --> 00:19:12,029
- Oh, I'll show you what I got.
- Bring it on.
438
00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:13,698
You ready?
Here it comes.
439
00:19:13,749 --> 00:19:14,916
♪ I got a knockin'
in my knees ♪
440
00:19:14,950 --> 00:19:16,083
♪ and a wobble in my walk,
yeah ♪
441
00:19:16,118 --> 00:19:17,084
Whoa!
442
00:19:17,119 --> 00:19:19,420
Aah!
443
00:19:25,660 --> 00:19:28,629
Uhh!
444
00:19:28,663 --> 00:19:30,331
Come on, Roger.
Is that all you got?
445
00:19:30,349 --> 00:19:32,216
Stop!
Roger, stop.
446
00:19:32,267 --> 00:19:33,434
Stop it! Stop it!
447
00:19:34,636 --> 00:19:35,603
Agh!
448
00:19:35,637 --> 00:19:38,022
Ah, damn it!
Ooh.
449
00:19:38,056 --> 00:19:40,191
Oh, man.
That does look painful, Roger.
450
00:19:40,225 --> 00:19:41,359
Cole, what are you, eight?
451
00:19:41,393 --> 00:19:43,945
I am trying to run
a family camp.
452
00:19:43,979 --> 00:19:45,396
You're supposed to set
an example.
453
00:19:45,447 --> 00:19:46,948
- I'm sorry, Roger just...
- I don't want to hear it.
454
00:19:46,982 --> 00:19:49,283
The two of you are acting
like idiots.
455
00:19:49,318 --> 00:19:50,684
It's...
456
00:19:50,702 --> 00:19:52,320
It's broken.
457
00:20:11,954 --> 00:20:13,621
These cheerios...
458
00:20:13,672 --> 00:20:15,707
Talk about an exercise
in existentialism.
459
00:20:15,741 --> 00:20:17,876
Who are they?
Who am I?
460
00:20:17,910 --> 00:20:21,412
Excuse me, I would like
another single malt, "por favor".
461
00:20:21,430 --> 00:20:24,182
I am so parched from talking
about myself so much.
462
00:20:24,216 --> 00:20:25,800
You haven't even read
his book.
463
00:20:25,851 --> 00:20:27,385
Yeah, well,
now I really don't want to.
464
00:20:27,419 --> 00:20:28,920
"When Hollywood calls,
465
00:20:28,938 --> 00:20:31,022
leave your integrity
at the doorstep."
466
00:20:31,056 --> 00:20:33,308
Yeah, thanks for that, Miguel.
That's great advice.
467
00:20:33,359 --> 00:20:34,592
I'll be sure
to pass that on to the kids
468
00:20:34,610 --> 00:20:36,093
in Toddler Town
as soon as possible.
469
00:20:36,111 --> 00:20:39,147
- Douche.
- Okay, seriously, enough.
470
00:20:39,198 --> 00:20:41,599
You sound like
a total hick-snob.
471
00:20:41,617 --> 00:20:43,568
A "hick-snob"?
472
00:20:43,602 --> 00:20:44,953
Yeah.
473
00:20:44,987 --> 00:20:46,821
You think anyone
who can't talk fantasy football
474
00:20:46,872 --> 00:20:48,289
and beers on tap is stupid.
475
00:20:48,324 --> 00:20:51,075
You're gonna hate Stanford.
476
00:20:51,109 --> 00:20:53,294
Okay, we just went
from making fun of people,
477
00:20:53,329 --> 00:20:56,965
like we do most mornings,
to you calling me a hick-snob.
478
00:20:56,999 --> 00:20:59,250
I just think you're
being really small-town.
479
00:20:59,284 --> 00:21:02,086
I thought Miguel
was interesting.
480
00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:04,288
"Small-town"?
481
00:21:04,306 --> 00:21:07,909
That's rich, coming from
an over-privileged suburban brat.
482
00:21:19,805 --> 00:21:21,940
Hey, how's the shame hoodie
working for you?
483
00:21:21,974 --> 00:21:22,991
It isn't.
484
00:21:23,025 --> 00:21:24,242
You can't let them
slut-shame you.
485
00:21:24,276 --> 00:21:27,412
Everybody has boobs.
We all have boobs, people!
486
00:21:27,446 --> 00:21:29,313
I will take to the streets
in solidarity with you.
487
00:21:29,331 --> 00:21:32,000
Thanks, Grace,
but I just want it to go away.
488
00:21:32,034 --> 00:21:33,651
It will. People are gonna
forget all about it.
489
00:21:33,669 --> 00:21:34,752
You think?
490
00:21:34,787 --> 00:21:36,371
No, not your thing.
That's forever.
491
00:21:36,422 --> 00:21:37,455
So what happened?
492
00:21:37,489 --> 00:21:39,090
I sent a guy
a picture of my boobs,
493
00:21:39,124 --> 00:21:40,875
and he sent it
to the whole school.
494
00:21:40,926 --> 00:21:42,510
You know, I actually thought
he cared about me.
495
00:21:42,544 --> 00:21:44,846
So dumb.
Pretty much ruined my year.
496
00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:46,347
- Well, that guy's a dick.
- Mm.
497
00:21:46,382 --> 00:21:48,299
And he's dumb.
498
00:21:48,333 --> 00:21:50,518
Wow, you're joining
the pariah table.
499
00:21:50,552 --> 00:21:51,853
I don't judge.
500
00:21:51,887 --> 00:21:53,354
You shouldn't let those girls
get to you.
501
00:21:53,389 --> 00:21:54,555
They're stupid and jealous.
502
00:21:54,606 --> 00:21:55,690
You have a beautiful body,
Marina.
503
00:21:55,724 --> 00:21:57,225
Can we not talk
about my body?
504
00:21:57,276 --> 00:21:58,443
I just want people
to see me for once,
505
00:21:58,477 --> 00:21:59,861
not my stupid mistakes.
506
00:21:59,895 --> 00:22:02,013
I see you.
507
00:22:04,650 --> 00:22:07,184
I see you too.
508
00:22:07,202 --> 00:22:08,953
Hey, Zoe.
Nice haircut.
509
00:22:08,988 --> 00:22:10,788
♪ Food fight!
510
00:22:13,075 --> 00:22:14,542
♪ Lunchtime is
just not fair ♪
511
00:22:14,576 --> 00:22:17,361
♪ hot dog mustard
in your hair ♪
512
00:22:17,379 --> 00:22:18,546
♪ sucks for the janitor
513
00:22:18,580 --> 00:22:19,797
♪ fight on
514
00:22:21,417 --> 00:22:24,368
♪ Sucks for the janitor,
fight on ♪
515
00:22:25,671 --> 00:22:28,172
So, what,
are we kicked out of camp?
516
00:22:28,207 --> 00:22:30,558
No.
517
00:22:32,895 --> 00:22:35,813
There are 33 bins
on campus.
518
00:22:35,848 --> 00:22:37,715
You might want to pick up
the pace.
519
00:22:37,733 --> 00:22:39,434
- This is so lame.
- Don't worry.
520
00:22:39,485 --> 00:22:42,653
You'll be broken
long before you finish.
521
00:22:42,688 --> 00:22:45,440
- Oh, gross.
- Ugh, gross.
522
00:22:49,995 --> 00:22:52,196
Do you think I'm
an over-privileged suburban brat?
523
00:22:52,231 --> 00:22:53,998
- Hmm?
- That's what Robbie called me.
524
00:22:54,033 --> 00:22:55,666
We bumped into this writer,
525
00:22:55,701 --> 00:22:57,735
Miguel Santos,
who's staying at Ridgefield.
526
00:22:57,770 --> 00:22:59,570
Robbie thought
he was a douche,
527
00:22:59,588 --> 00:23:01,923
and I thought he was
totally interesting,
528
00:23:01,957 --> 00:23:03,708
and now
we're in a big fight.
529
00:23:03,742 --> 00:23:05,843
What does this writer
look like?
530
00:23:05,878 --> 00:23:07,078
What does that have to do
with anything?
531
00:23:07,112 --> 00:23:09,530
Robbie just wants
to put me in a box.
532
00:23:09,565 --> 00:23:12,249
What kind of box?
533
00:23:12,267 --> 00:23:13,618
Yeah.
534
00:23:13,652 --> 00:23:15,853
Now I know what kind of box
you're talking about.
535
00:23:15,888 --> 00:23:18,773
And I can definitely see
why Robbie does not like him.
536
00:23:18,807 --> 00:23:20,641
- Why?
- He's a triple threat.
537
00:23:20,692 --> 00:23:24,729
He's gorgeous,
critically acclaimed novelist,
538
00:23:24,763 --> 00:23:29,266
and you're totally taken
with him.
539
00:23:31,436 --> 00:23:34,472
I'm so confused.
540
00:23:34,506 --> 00:23:36,958
Robbie is
the most beautiful person
541
00:23:36,992 --> 00:23:38,626
I've ever met,
and I love him, I do.
542
00:23:38,660 --> 00:23:40,795
But I met him
when I was ten years old.
543
00:23:40,829 --> 00:23:44,115
Okay, and here's this writer
who's been out living...
544
00:23:44,133 --> 00:23:46,834
Really living,
and he knows things.
545
00:23:46,885 --> 00:23:48,853
And he's giving me
all this attention.
546
00:23:48,887 --> 00:23:51,622
And I'm sure he just does it
to everyone.
547
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:53,624
Do you think he does it
to everyone or just me?
548
00:23:53,659 --> 00:23:56,561
I'm assuming
you haven't told Robbie
549
00:23:56,595 --> 00:24:00,114
the part about the attention
and how it feels?
550
00:24:01,133 --> 00:24:04,569
No. No, worse.
I lied.
551
00:24:04,603 --> 00:24:06,154
I pretended
I didn't even know Miguel
552
00:24:06,188 --> 00:24:07,522
when we bumped into him
at the bar.
553
00:24:07,573 --> 00:24:09,273
Okay.
554
00:24:09,308 --> 00:24:11,308
Now Robbie is going
to Stanford in September,
555
00:24:11,326 --> 00:24:14,412
and I can just see the rest
of my life laid out before me.
556
00:24:14,446 --> 00:24:16,080
It's me and Robbie.
He's a lawyer.
557
00:24:16,115 --> 00:24:18,316
We have a couple of kids.
I teach swimming at the "Y."
558
00:24:18,350 --> 00:24:21,318
And I guess what I'm asking is
is it better to regret
559
00:24:21,336 --> 00:24:24,939
the things you did
or the things you didn't?
560
00:24:26,708 --> 00:24:28,687
I can't answer that.
561
00:24:30,462 --> 00:24:33,414
Sarah, Robbie deserves
your honesty.
562
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:37,235
Yeah.
563
00:24:42,391 --> 00:24:45,393
That's plastic, you idiot.
564
00:24:56,288 --> 00:24:57,488
Ohh!
565
00:24:59,791 --> 00:25:02,076
Aah!
566
00:25:12,754 --> 00:25:14,222
I wasn't actually
gonna hurt you.
567
00:25:17,976 --> 00:25:20,178
Are you okay?
Should I get Mack?
568
00:25:20,212 --> 00:25:24,098
My mom is going to kill me.
569
00:25:24,149 --> 00:25:26,383
But why?
You didn't cut your hair.
570
00:25:26,401 --> 00:25:29,386
My pageant life is over
this season.
571
00:25:29,404 --> 00:25:30,605
That's what my mom
lives for.
572
00:25:30,656 --> 00:25:33,390
Can't you just do the pageants
with short hair?
573
00:25:33,408 --> 00:25:34,942
No!
574
00:25:38,163 --> 00:25:40,327
I'm nothing now.
575
00:25:42,067 --> 00:25:43,084
You know,
once you even it out,
576
00:25:43,118 --> 00:25:44,919
I think
it'll look really cute.
577
00:25:44,953 --> 00:25:48,456
You could even go super pixie,
like Anne Hathaway in "Les Mis".
578
00:25:48,507 --> 00:25:50,208
You got a great face for it.
579
00:25:50,242 --> 00:25:53,211
Really?
580
00:25:53,245 --> 00:25:54,795
'Cause my mom says my face
is too narrow
581
00:25:54,846 --> 00:25:58,299
and my ears are too big
for short hair.
582
00:25:58,350 --> 00:26:00,584
Wow, your mom sounds...
No offense...
583
00:26:00,602 --> 00:26:02,687
But not great.
584
00:26:02,721 --> 00:26:06,891
Yeah. She's a bitch.
585
00:26:06,925 --> 00:26:09,193
Well, mine's
at a weightlifting competition
586
00:26:09,228 --> 00:26:10,478
with her boyfriend
right now.
587
00:26:10,529 --> 00:26:13,430
- Seriously?
- Yeah.
588
00:26:17,102 --> 00:26:18,986
You really kicked
Roger's ass.
589
00:26:19,037 --> 00:26:21,489
- It was a draw.
- You broke his hand, dude.
590
00:26:21,540 --> 00:26:23,157
Technically, it was the keg
that broke it,
591
00:26:23,208 --> 00:26:24,575
but it was still hot.
592
00:26:26,545 --> 00:26:29,413
Oh, Reed, Reed!
Give me that!
593
00:26:29,447 --> 00:26:31,615
Oh, go away, honey.
594
00:26:31,633 --> 00:26:33,084
Sorry.
595
00:26:33,118 --> 00:26:35,086
Oh, please.
Reprimand my kids.
596
00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:39,340
In fact, you can spank them.
Anyone can spank my kids!
597
00:26:40,809 --> 00:26:42,560
- Mack still pissed?
- I don't know.
598
00:26:42,594 --> 00:26:45,129
Probably.
599
00:26:45,147 --> 00:26:47,631
I couldn't help it.
Roger just... he just...
600
00:26:47,649 --> 00:26:51,113
You ever thought about
telling Mack how you feel?
601
00:26:53,322 --> 00:26:55,139
I don't know what
you're talking about, Sheila.
602
00:27:01,697 --> 00:27:03,781
Oh. Wow.
603
00:27:03,815 --> 00:27:06,250
These are... what's that?
604
00:27:06,285 --> 00:27:08,286
Like a bonsai tree
in there?
605
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:12,056
I'm sorry about last night.
I was out of hand.
606
00:27:12,090 --> 00:27:14,091
Good news is
it's not broken.
607
00:27:14,126 --> 00:27:16,427
Slight sprain.
608
00:27:16,461 --> 00:27:18,012
Well, that's a relief.
609
00:27:18,046 --> 00:27:21,682
Yeah, so in the spirit
of Valentine's day in July,
610
00:27:21,717 --> 00:27:23,117
I thought maybe
I could take you
611
00:27:23,151 --> 00:27:26,153
to your stupid, awful,
fake Valentine's fair tonight.
612
00:27:27,939 --> 00:27:30,358
Hmm.
613
00:27:30,392 --> 00:27:33,644
See you at 6:00.
614
00:27:44,208 --> 00:27:48,194
♪ Oh, oh, oh
615
00:27:48,212 --> 00:27:52,698
♪ oh, oh, oh, oh
616
00:27:56,408 --> 00:28:00,346
♪ I'm still learning
how to untie love ♪
617
00:28:00,381 --> 00:28:03,807
♪ and I've pulled apart
618
00:28:03,842 --> 00:28:08,378
♪ most everyone
619
00:28:08,396 --> 00:28:13,717
♪ but teeth and claws
and all unwanted dreams ♪
620
00:28:14,735 --> 00:28:15,718
- Ooh!
- Ooh!
621
00:28:15,736 --> 00:28:17,770
Oh, yes!
622
00:28:17,821 --> 00:28:20,389
Here we have a winner!
623
00:28:20,407 --> 00:28:24,444
Aw.
Here you go, slugger.
624
00:28:24,495 --> 00:28:26,663
- Nice.
- Everybody can have a dog!
625
00:28:26,697 --> 00:28:29,899
♪ I don't mind
626
00:28:29,917 --> 00:28:33,569
♪ the way I'll
forget about you in time ♪
627
00:28:36,507 --> 00:28:38,291
Dude,
you can't send her that.
628
00:28:38,342 --> 00:28:39,926
Shh,
keep your voice down.
629
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:42,912
"I thought my life was
about getting to the next day.
630
00:28:42,930 --> 00:28:45,247
Turns out it was
about getting to this day."
631
00:28:45,265 --> 00:28:48,885
Are you nuts?
You'll totally freak her out.
632
00:28:48,919 --> 00:28:51,087
"There's beauty in you
that nothing can hide.
633
00:28:51,105 --> 00:28:52,755
I see you."
634
00:28:52,773 --> 00:28:54,440
Stalker.
635
00:28:54,475 --> 00:28:56,526
Okay, okay, I get it.
636
00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:59,529
Dude, that was close.
Next time, come to me.
637
00:28:59,563 --> 00:29:03,566
Always come to me first.
Okay.
638
00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:06,703
Yeah, and his mom
walked in.
639
00:29:08,622 --> 00:29:10,940
He did not.
640
00:29:10,958 --> 00:29:14,443
♪ I don't know
which to believe ♪
641
00:29:18,115 --> 00:29:21,801
♪ Ooh
642
00:29:23,637 --> 00:29:27,289
♪ oh,
and they come unstuck ♪
643
00:29:27,307 --> 00:29:28,508
Whoa!
644
00:29:28,559 --> 00:29:31,644
♪ Lady, running down
to the riptide ♪
645
00:29:31,679 --> 00:29:34,063
♪ taken away
to the dark side ♪
646
00:29:34,098 --> 00:29:37,100
♪ I wanna be
your left-hand man ♪
647
00:29:37,134 --> 00:29:39,635
♪ I love you
when you're singing that song ♪
648
00:29:39,653 --> 00:29:41,320
Hey, no pushing.
649
00:29:43,691 --> 00:29:44,657
Robbie.
650
00:29:44,692 --> 00:29:46,609
What?
651
00:29:46,643 --> 00:29:47,660
Whoa.
652
00:29:49,830 --> 00:29:51,164
I don't think
you're a hick-snob.
653
00:29:51,198 --> 00:29:54,500
I don't really think
you're a suburban brat.
654
00:29:54,535 --> 00:29:58,037
Uh, no shoes
in the bouncy house.
655
00:29:58,088 --> 00:29:59,706
About that guy, Miguel,
I...
656
00:29:59,757 --> 00:30:01,424
No, it's okay.
I was a jerk.
657
00:30:01,458 --> 00:30:03,926
And, to be honest, I thought
he was kind of into you.
658
00:30:03,961 --> 00:30:06,379
That's why I overreacted.
659
00:30:06,430 --> 00:30:08,664
Thanks.
660
00:30:08,682 --> 00:30:11,718
Hey, no biting
in the bouncy house.
661
00:30:11,769 --> 00:30:15,838
Look,
since we're being honest,
662
00:30:15,856 --> 00:30:18,674
I'm kind of feeling
a little lost right now, and...
663
00:30:18,692 --> 00:30:21,477
Hearing Miguel talk
about Belize and India
664
00:30:21,511 --> 00:30:23,846
just got me curious.
665
00:30:23,864 --> 00:30:27,233
You know, like, what would it be
like just to be someone else,
666
00:30:27,284 --> 00:30:28,851
just for a little while.
667
00:30:28,869 --> 00:30:31,070
But the you
you are now is awesome.
668
00:30:34,408 --> 00:30:37,293
Whoa! I got you.
669
00:30:37,327 --> 00:30:39,212
Chutesies!
Ohh!
670
00:30:39,246 --> 00:30:41,864
♪ I just wanna love,
I just wanna know ♪
671
00:30:41,882 --> 00:30:43,132
[Aaradhna's back of my mind]
672
00:30:43,167 --> 00:30:45,001
♪ Stays in the back
of my mind ♪
673
00:30:45,035 --> 00:30:47,035
♪ ah ooh ooh
674
00:30:53,811 --> 00:30:58,481
♪ lately I've been thinking
675
00:30:58,515 --> 00:31:00,382
oh, this is great.
676
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:03,903
Now we can find out if you
actually have a heart in there.
677
00:31:05,222 --> 00:31:06,906
♪ 'Bout all them girls
678
00:31:06,940 --> 00:31:09,609
♪ now you mess with them
679
00:31:11,728 --> 00:31:15,081
♪ Know I forgave you,
but I can't forget ♪
680
00:31:15,115 --> 00:31:16,999
Mm.
681
00:31:17,034 --> 00:31:19,068
Well?
682
00:31:19,086 --> 00:31:22,455
Do I, doctor?
683
00:31:22,506 --> 00:31:25,591
Yeah.
684
00:31:25,626 --> 00:31:27,093
Let me hear yours.
685
00:31:27,127 --> 00:31:30,463
♪ In the back
of my, my, my, mind ♪
686
00:31:30,514 --> 00:31:32,131
♪ back of my mind
687
00:31:34,802 --> 00:31:38,254
Mm.
688
00:31:38,272 --> 00:31:41,023
Holy crap, are you
about to have a heart attack?
689
00:31:41,058 --> 00:31:45,761
'Cause that thing is,
like, beating really fast.
690
00:31:45,779 --> 00:31:47,897
♪ It amounts
to all the teardrops ♪
691
00:31:47,931 --> 00:31:50,432
Should we...
692
00:31:50,450 --> 00:31:51,600
Get out of here.
693
00:31:51,618 --> 00:31:54,120
♪ Oh, yes, it does,
and it hurts ♪
694
00:31:54,154 --> 00:31:55,988
I don't understand
why it's so high.
695
00:31:56,039 --> 00:31:57,740
I've been gluten-free
for a year.
696
00:31:57,774 --> 00:31:58,825
Let's be honest.
697
00:31:58,876 --> 00:32:01,443
You get drunk
and binge on cookies.
698
00:32:06,416 --> 00:32:08,284
Marina.
699
00:32:08,302 --> 00:32:09,418
For me?
700
00:32:09,452 --> 00:32:12,004
Yeah.
701
00:32:12,055 --> 00:32:14,841
"Happy Valentine's day."
702
00:32:14,892 --> 00:32:16,058
Thanks.
703
00:32:16,093 --> 00:32:18,311
And thanks so much
for helping me
704
00:32:18,345 --> 00:32:19,812
tear those pictures down.
705
00:32:19,847 --> 00:32:21,013
You know,
I was so crazed,
706
00:32:21,064 --> 00:32:22,899
I didn't get a chance
to tell you that.
707
00:32:22,933 --> 00:32:24,150
You're such a great guy.
708
00:32:24,184 --> 00:32:26,269
Marina, I didn't...
709
00:32:26,303 --> 00:32:27,603
I didn't do it
because I'm a great guy.
710
00:32:27,637 --> 00:32:29,138
I did it...
711
00:32:29,156 --> 00:32:30,156
Because...
712
00:32:30,190 --> 00:32:32,308
Good evening.
713
00:32:32,326 --> 00:32:33,910
Happy v-day in July, man.
714
00:32:33,944 --> 00:32:36,646
I wrote this one for you,
Marina.
715
00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:38,781
Oh, my God.
716
00:32:38,815 --> 00:32:40,249
Oh, my God.
717
00:32:40,284 --> 00:32:41,650
- Please.
- Yeah.
718
00:32:41,668 --> 00:32:44,837
♪ Mm, mm, mm
719
00:32:44,872 --> 00:32:46,706
♪ mm, mm
720
00:32:50,344 --> 00:32:55,181
♪ I thought my life
721
00:32:55,215 --> 00:32:59,602
♪ was about getting
to the next day ♪
722
00:32:59,636 --> 00:33:03,689
♪ turns out it was
723
00:33:03,724 --> 00:33:09,011
♪ about getting
to this day ♪
724
00:33:09,029 --> 00:33:12,899
♪ to stand beside you
725
00:33:12,950 --> 00:33:17,853
♪ neath the late day sky
726
00:33:17,888 --> 00:33:20,656
♪ to hear your voice
727
00:33:20,690 --> 00:33:24,827
♪ your laugh, your sigh
728
00:33:26,496 --> 00:33:29,916
♪ 'cause there's
a beauty in you ♪
729
00:33:29,967 --> 00:33:35,922
♪ that nothing can hide
730
00:33:35,973 --> 00:33:40,977
♪ I see you,
I see you ♪
731
00:33:41,011 --> 00:33:42,378
♪ you're my kaleidoscope
732
00:33:42,396 --> 00:33:45,047
♪ of kinks and quirks
733
00:33:45,065 --> 00:33:46,682
♪ I see you
734
00:33:47,570 --> 00:33:50,719
♪ I see you
735
00:33:50,737 --> 00:33:55,358
♪ the first one to say,
"I'll try" ♪
736
00:33:55,392 --> 00:34:00,162
♪ I'm so glad
I didn't die ♪
737
00:34:08,288 --> 00:34:10,206
Hey.
738
00:34:10,240 --> 00:34:11,407
Why aren't you at the fair?
739
00:34:11,425 --> 00:34:12,842
I was looking for you.
740
00:34:12,876 --> 00:34:16,195
So you could tease me
about my coitus interruptus?
741
00:34:16,229 --> 00:34:17,413
I don't think
that's what it's called
742
00:34:17,447 --> 00:34:18,431
when your mom catches you
743
00:34:18,465 --> 00:34:19,932
masturbating
to a swimsuit catalog.
744
00:34:19,967 --> 00:34:22,184
Whatever.
My self-interruptus.
745
00:34:22,219 --> 00:34:24,270
Stop it.
746
00:34:24,304 --> 00:34:26,272
I came to say
go get your special tie
747
00:34:26,306 --> 00:34:29,091
and come to the fair
with me.
748
00:34:29,109 --> 00:34:32,111
I'll even do the
"Once" duet with you.
749
00:34:34,764 --> 00:34:39,268
♪ Take this sinking boat
750
00:34:39,286 --> 00:34:41,787
♪ and point it home
751
00:34:41,822 --> 00:34:46,809
♪ we've still got time
752
00:34:46,843 --> 00:34:50,463
♪ raise your hopeful voice
753
00:34:50,497 --> 00:34:53,416
♪ you have a choice
754
00:34:53,450 --> 00:34:59,171
♪ you'll make it now
755
00:35:03,844 --> 00:35:04,810
Thank you.
756
00:35:04,845 --> 00:35:07,313
Thanks a lot, guys.
757
00:35:07,347 --> 00:35:09,348
Have a good night, okay?
758
00:35:14,521 --> 00:35:17,073
- That was amazing.
- Thanks.
759
00:35:17,107 --> 00:35:19,942
Yeah, there's still some stuff
to work out in the bridge.
760
00:35:19,976 --> 00:35:22,778
I don't know about that c-chord,
but whatever.
761
00:35:24,081 --> 00:35:26,916
No one has said anything
like that to me.
762
00:35:26,950 --> 00:35:28,317
Ever.
763
00:35:28,335 --> 00:35:30,619
It's all true, Marina.
764
00:35:48,638 --> 00:35:49,605
Oh, God.
765
00:35:52,726 --> 00:35:54,676
I just came
to get my tie.
766
00:35:54,694 --> 00:35:56,946
Ah!
767
00:36:12,382 --> 00:36:14,616
So I puss out on the poem
I write for Marina,
768
00:36:14,634 --> 00:36:17,235
Greg steals it, makes it
into a song for her.
769
00:36:17,386 --> 00:36:20,372
Harsh.
770
00:36:20,406 --> 00:36:22,807
You're up.
771
00:36:22,842 --> 00:36:24,676
So...
So what do I do now?
772
00:36:24,727 --> 00:36:27,095
Do I...
Do I fight for Marina,
773
00:36:27,129 --> 00:36:28,547
or should I let her go?
774
00:36:28,581 --> 00:36:32,150
I don't know.
You got me.
775
00:36:32,184 --> 00:36:35,654
Wow, that's a good shot.
Do it again.
776
00:36:39,408 --> 00:36:41,826
- You have a gift.
- No.
777
00:36:41,861 --> 00:36:42,911
Shut up.
You're really good.
778
00:36:42,945 --> 00:36:44,812
- It was a fluke.
- No, no more.
779
00:36:44,830 --> 00:36:46,414
I thought this stupid holiday
was over.
780
00:36:46,449 --> 00:36:48,816
Happy v-day.
781
00:36:55,708 --> 00:36:56,675
Wait, Roger, just...
782
00:36:56,709 --> 00:36:57,876
I want to finish
what we started.
783
00:36:57,927 --> 00:36:59,827
Who did you vote for
in the last election?
784
00:36:59,845 --> 00:37:03,798
Not my country,
not my president.
785
00:37:03,832 --> 00:37:05,667
But I do hunt quail
with Cheney every fall.
786
00:37:05,685 --> 00:37:07,602
Did you commission
that painting of yourself
787
00:37:07,637 --> 00:37:09,104
on a horse,
or was that a gift?
788
00:37:09,138 --> 00:37:10,438
If you're referring
789
00:37:10,473 --> 00:37:13,441
to that original Thomas Kinkade
of me Astride Falcore,
790
00:37:13,476 --> 00:37:15,310
no, that was
handsomely paid for.
791
00:37:15,344 --> 00:37:17,062
What's your stance
on global warming?
792
00:37:17,113 --> 00:37:18,813
Oh, we screwed
the ozone.
793
00:37:18,847 --> 00:37:20,899
But it's not
my generation's problem.
794
00:37:20,950 --> 00:37:22,951
And I refuse to cut
my carbon footprint.
795
00:37:22,985 --> 00:37:25,120
Have you ever paid
for sex?
796
00:37:25,154 --> 00:37:27,455
- Eh.
- Ohh.
797
00:37:27,490 --> 00:37:30,992
I think we should put
a pin in it.
798
00:37:31,226 --> 00:37:33,060
Because of the picture
of me and Falcore?
799
00:37:33,078 --> 00:37:34,696
Yeah.
800
00:37:51,263 --> 00:37:53,298
I thought you wanted
to put a pin in it.
801
00:37:53,332 --> 00:37:55,517
I do.
802
00:37:55,551 --> 00:37:57,819
Then what was that for?
803
00:37:57,853 --> 00:38:00,889
Thanks for surprising me.
804
00:38:22,945 --> 00:38:26,447
"Fine, I'll be nice
to your stupid friend"?
805
00:38:26,465 --> 00:38:30,251
Really, that's your idea
of a romantic apology?
806
00:38:30,285 --> 00:38:32,554
Can we get
back together?
807
00:38:34,623 --> 00:38:36,474
Sure.
808
00:38:58,781 --> 00:39:03,484
I don't want to talk about
it or think about it, ever.
809
00:39:03,502 --> 00:39:04,869
Okay.
810
00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:06,921
At least we know there's gonna
be many challenges ahead
811
00:39:06,956 --> 00:39:09,791
now that you're almost 16,
and I'm single.
812
00:39:09,825 --> 00:39:10,875
Yeah.
813
00:39:10,910 --> 00:39:12,377
Actually,
it's kind of a relief.
814
00:39:12,428 --> 00:39:15,880
I was worried you'd end up
this sad, old cat lady.
815
00:39:15,931 --> 00:39:17,115
Thanks, Buzz.
816
00:39:17,149 --> 00:39:18,283
It's nice to know
you're not alone.
817
00:39:18,317 --> 00:39:20,668
Now I just need a lobotomy.
818
00:39:22,354 --> 00:39:25,773
How about a lock?
819
00:39:25,808 --> 00:39:28,276
Happy Valentine's day,
Buzz.
820
00:39:33,282 --> 00:39:34,282
What's this one for?
821
00:39:34,316 --> 00:39:37,702
That's for you
to give to me.
822
00:39:37,736 --> 00:39:40,738
Happy Valentine's day, mom.
823
00:39:40,789 --> 00:39:43,524
Thanks, Buzz.
824
00:39:46,412 --> 00:39:50,415
♪ All the pictures
spinning in my head ♪
825
00:39:53,969 --> 00:39:58,006
♪ one by one,
you let them fall ♪
826
00:39:58,040 --> 00:40:02,477
♪ I try my best
to catch them all ♪
827
00:40:07,483 --> 00:40:09,851
♪ I'm seeing stars
828
00:40:28,037 --> 00:40:30,672
- Hey.
- Hey.
829
00:40:30,706 --> 00:40:33,291
I thought maybe
after the bar the other night,
830
00:40:33,342 --> 00:40:35,793
you decided
not to run into me anymore.
831
00:40:35,828 --> 00:40:38,713
- Why would I do that?
- I don't know.
832
00:40:38,747 --> 00:40:41,916
I feel like all I did
was talk about myself.
833
00:40:41,934 --> 00:40:44,802
I shouldn't drink so much.
834
00:40:44,853 --> 00:40:46,699
You were great.
835
00:40:57,432 --> 00:40:59,934
♪ I'm seeing stars
836
00:41:16,235 --> 00:41:21,908
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