Two weeks ago, salesman, Denny Kresge...
... was leading a quiet existence.
That all changed when a 20-pound meteor... Ripped By mstoll
... crashed into his life...
... via the window of his Valencia office.
Denny's landlord claims the cosmos sent the rock to his building.
BREAKING NEWS METEOR STRIKES VALENCIA
- Where is the meteorite, Denny? - I have it.
The meteorite is safe.
It's in an undisclosed location until we sort this out. Thank you.
And we'd like to help Mr. Kresge sort it out.
He possesses one of the largest meteorites on record.
He wants to sell.
But he can't unless he beats his landlord to the claim.
It's worth the fight. Meteorites are worth more than platinum.
They go for upwards of a thousand dollars per gram.
- Yeah. Yeah. - We choose to accept your mission.
- Why should I give it to you? - We saw Armageddon opening night.
- Sorry. I like Damien on this. - That's not an option.
Damien has been charged with Judge Dinsdale's murder.
Hey, hey, hey, man. I seen you around.
Hey. How do we know each other?
Hey, hey. You ever buy meth from Ricky?
No. I prefer to cook my own. I'm kind of a health nut.
Damien.
Say goodbye to your cellies.
- Goodbye. - All right.
I'm telling you, Stanton, Dinsdale walked directly into my backswing.
- Lf it was an accident... - It was.
I can't believe that you and Josh didn't see anything.
Well, you were down in that gully. Josh, he was in the bunker.
I was in the weeds.
I'm sorry, but we've been over this.
Well, maybe we should go through this with Josh.
Well, Josh was a dear friend to the judge.
And he's already told the police that you threatened...
...to bury a 7 iron in Dinsdale's skull.
Dinsdale was riding me the whole round. Did I wanna kill him?
I absolutely did...
...but the second I pushed back...
...he offered me his seat on the bench.
The whole thing he put me through...
...it was all a test.
Still, there is the grisly matter of the coroner's report.
"Victim perished as a result of two blunt-force traumas to the head."
Intent.
I had to swing hard to dig out of the rough.
Why didn't you stop after the first blow?
Because I thought I hit a branch.
You believe me, don't you?
I don't need to believe you, Damien, but a jury will.
Hey, killer.
Go ahead. Pound me until candy comes out.
We actually wanna help you.
- Really? - Yeah.
This whole thing is a nightmare.
We specialise in solving nightmares.
I appreciate that, but Stanton wants to handle it himself.
- What? - Why?
- Says he wants to keep it in the family. - That doesn't...
- Okay. - Well, okay.
- It's Stanton. - Okay.
Our door's always open.
If you need an investigator, Carmen is the best.
Thank you. I may take you up on that.
- All right. - Okay.
- Dead man walking! - Okay, I knew that was coming.
COFFEE SHOP - ALL DAY BREAKFAST BOWL
Doesn't feel right, us chasing down this meteorite case...
...Karp is staring down a murder rap. - Well, it's not our call.
Bogey.
- Gibson and Marshall got to him first? - Yep.
It's a warm-up frame.
Yeah, it's your 10th.
Hey, guys, sorry I'm late. My lunch went long.
- How did we do? - Got knocked out.
Alley Cats. Slamming them today.
We'll get our shot next round.
Anyone wanna stick around for a few more frames?
Can't. Date night with Sarah. I'm picking up lobsters.
You know, we got the lane for another hour. You can roll with us.
Peter Bash, Jared Franklin.
- Infeld-Daniels-King. - You're lawyers?
Rollers with law degrees.
- You don't mess with the Jesus! - Toe was on the line. It was a foul.
- Mark it a strike, dude. - Mark it a zero. Next frame.
- Hey. Meteor man knows his Lebowski. - All right.
- It's the greatest sports movie ever. - Amen.
Well, what do you say?
- Yeah, I guess I could bowl a few. - All right.
Seven-10 split.
No sweat.
Rejected.
That is very un-Dude of you.
Oh, my God!
This is way better than league.
We can get your space rock back for you.
Your landlord may own the window the meteorite shattered.
With your lease, you have dominion, control...
...of the floor it landed on. - I'm sure you're great lawyers...
...but so is every other firm after 33 percent of my meteorite.
Thirty-three percent sounds stupidly high.
- We were thinking more like 20. - Ten.
Dude, you're bidding against me.
No, no, 10. Okay, deal.
Solid negotiating.
If you guys ever wanna bowl again, I'm available whenever you are.
- We can do better than bowling. - Tell you what...
...you come by our place tomorrow night...
...bring your meteorite.
- Here's to 10. - Ten.
Ten.
Damien has a very unusual golf swing.
Put it politely, he makes Charles Barkley seem like Phil Mickelson.
Mr. Keiser, with the court's permission...
...would you please demonstrate Mr. Karp's uncouth golf swing?
I'll allow it.
Thank you, Your Honour.
Thank you.
A normal golf swing is fluid and effortless.
Fore!
So in your professional opinion...
...how does Mr. Karp's swing deviate from the norm?
Well, what Damien does is he has a few wiggles in his prep...
...takes it slowly back, pauses at the top...
...longer than usual, comes back to centre...
...and then proceeds to try to do his golf swing.
So if one was to misread his backswing...
...thinking that his pause was an opportunity to approach...
Please continue.
Two blows to the head.
Well, that is fascinating.
Thank you. No further questions.
Thank you, Mr. Keiser.
Your Honour, I'd like to submit to the court...
...an affidavit from Stanton Infeld.
Stanton, what's going on?
Proceed.
Mr. Infeld stated to police...
...that Judge Dinsdale walked behind the defendant five separate times...
...on the afternoon in question.
Reasonable to assume the defendant was aware...
...Judge Dinsdale might have wandered into his backswing.
- Objection. - Damien.
I'll sit down.
Mr. Karp's erratic backswing wasn't an accident.
It was an excuse.
He may be a terrible golfer...
...but he still coldly murdered Judge Dinsdale.
Looks like we have a murder trial, gentlemen.
Wednesday morning, 9 a.m.
- You're not still texting Charlie? - Karp lost his motion to dismiss.
What is Infeld doing? He's too close to this case.
Our Client Intake Department tells me you retained Denny Kresge. Well done.
- Look at that, a compliment. - Thanks.
- Let us in on Karp. - I can't let Damien's case...
...drain my resources. You can challenge my parenting skills...
...or you can finish the case you begged me for.
Denny had a private dealer appraise the rock.
- Three million dollars. - Not bad for an afternoon of bowling.
We need the firm to reimburse us for our bowling games.
- Seven of them, 48 bucks. - You're wearing bowling shoes.
They're comfortable.
Make that 230 bucks.
Okay, let's see.
You're making 33 percent on 3 million...
...so you can pay for it. Oh, wait. I'm sorry.
Ten percent. You didn't think I'd read the agreement with meteor man?
You asked us to sign a client, and we did.
And you left $700,000 on the table.
The firm's not gonna pay for our shoes?
Wrap it up. The longer this clock ticks, the more it costs the firm.
- A business write-off. - These are tight.
I think I need to get the next size up.
- Sweet meteor. - My dad had a PhD in toxicology.
We didn't have a lot in common, him being smart.
I spent most of my life selling plastic silverware...
...Styrofoam containers to restaurants.
Helping out the environment. Cool.
Actually kind of boring.
So no parents, no siblings. What about girlfriends?
- Any girlfriends in the picture? - We just broke up.
Met online.
She turned out to be a guy in Honduras.
Don't take this the wrong way, but your life kind of...
- Sucks. - No, no. It doesn't suck.
Just in a rut, and we're gonna help dig you out.
After I sell the meteorite, I plan on starting over.
There you go.
What's up, meteor man?
Not much.
- You've come to the right place. - Meteor man shot for meteor man.
Not for me, guys. I wanna remember all this.
- To infinity. - And faraway places.
That's not the saying.
Ladies and gentlemen, out of the way. Excuse me.
Official HSI business.
- Everybody, stay close. - That's intense.
I have a feeling they're not here for the party.
- We'll take it from here, agents. - Hey.
- Just give us some room. - What is going on?
I'm Dr. Stephan Hall. JXP Dynamics.
We've been alerted to some potentially hazardous space debris...
...in your possession. - Nothing hazardous.
- We've been drinking with him all night. - Stephen, this...
- Stephan. - Stephan?
- Stephan. Stephan. - Stephan. Stephan.
Look, you can't just take somebody else's property.
Specifically our client's property.
We have orders to seize the meteorite belonging to Dennis Kresge...
...under Titles I and IV of the Homeland Security Act.
- Secure for transport. - Secure for transport.
- Go back to your party. - Let's get it back to JXP.
- Legit? - Legit.
I hate to tell you this, but someone just hit pause on your new life.
Oh, come in. Come in, Damien.
- You wanted to see me? - Yes. How are you?
Thanks for coming. We were just talking.
It seems that there's a backlash...
...from some of the clients regarding the pending trial.
Vanden Pharma, Carlson Savings. They're afraid judges' rulings...
...could be prejudiced against them because of Dinsdale.
- I worked out a deal with DA Everett. - You did what?
Three years of anger-management classes...
...and 500 hours of community service...
...in exchange for a plea of reckless endangerment. A gift.
Not interested. I need to clear my name. Stanton, you back me up?
It's a good deal, Damien.
All we want to do is to keep you out jail.
Trade my reputation for the firm's.
You have 48 hours before the deal's off.
How could they take something that doesn't belong to them?
Title IV, Homeland Security Act, gives the government permission...
...to verify all weapons of terrorism.
It's a rock, not a nuke.
Yeah, they're both four-letter words to the government until proven otherwise.
Speaking of weapons of mass destruction, 11 o'clock.
How could you lose a meteorite?
Technically, we didn't lose it. It was taken from us.
- Yes, a Dr. Stephen Hall... - Stephan.
Stephan Hall.
He runs a space research firm that's contracted by the government.
They already cleared the rock of hazardous material.
They're keeping it for further research.
Government-backed corporations are legal quicksand.
- Yeah. What's up with Karp? - I'm getting him a slap on the wrist.
He's pleading out? No way. Will you let us in?
So, what's plan B with the rock?
We're taking Denny out for beers and brainstorming.
- That's where we do our best thinking. - No. I actually don't drink.
- I'm part Irish. - Well, not all Irish drinkers...
...have drinking problems. - Yeah, but I'm also Minnekopa Indian.
Both my parents were alcoholics, so...
You're Minnekopa?
Yeah, one-sixteenth blood, on my dad's side.
Skip the drinks. Dinner's on me tonight.
I might have just found your plan B.
Mr. Hughes plays dominoes with Judge Dinsdale.
I told this to the police. If it's all right, I have a club to manage.
Trying to find someone the police missed...
...who can confirm Damien accidentally hit Dinsdale.
- They interviewed my entire staff. - A maintenance worker or a caddie.
Someone who's afraid to lose their job for speaking up.
Well, our GPS system tracks every golf cart...
...maintenance vehicle for liability purposes.
Also displays how far you are from the green...
...keeps score, lets you order food and beverage.
- It's really innovative. - I don't wanna buy one.
Now, as you can see...
...there were only two carts on the 14th hole...
...you and Judge Dinsdale in Cart Number 43...
...and Mr. Infeld and Mr. Hughes in Cart Number 26.
- So that's us in the gully, right? - Hold up.
What's the time stamp on Cart 26 when it drove by the gully?
- 12:43. - Wait, 12:43.
So if Stanton was hitting from the rough between 12:40 and 12:45...
...his partner was still driving the cart. - Hughes wasn't in the sand trap.
Then he saw everything.
Because JXP receives federal funding as a private firm...
...we can go after the meteorite for your people.
- "Your people"? - A little insensitive, Rachel.
The Minnekopa are his people.
A tribe under the Anasazi who worship the sky...
...making the meteorite an artefact Denny can reclaim.
- Using NAGPRA. - What's NAGPRA?
It's a federal law that returns Native American cultural items to their tribes.
Exploiting disenfranchised groups.
- Not our thing. - It's unethical, totally uncool.
I'm the only lawyer at this table who's never been in contempt.
And whether or not it's uncool is irrelevant.
What's relevant is getting the meteorite back.
- I'm sorry. We didn't order dessert. - Oh, they're on the house.
Could I get a photo, meteor man?
Sure.
We're not the only ones calling the shots.
Yeah. What do you say, meteor man?
Before the meteorite, my clients barely knew my name.
Now I got complete strangers buying me cheesecake.
I think I'd like to see where it takes me.
All right. Let's make you an official Minnekopa and find out.
It's like Mars.
- It's hotter than Mars. - Further.
Yeah, remember, when we present ourselves to the tribal chief...
...make direct eye contact and say, "Oki Ni-Kso-Ko-Wa," which means...
- Hi. - Hi.
- Yeah. - Yeah, we've been boning up too.
Go over Minnekopa greeting custom again.
- Denny, relax. - I don't wanna be disrespectful.
You're gonna be great.
We don't have Wi-Fi service for the rec building...
...in the Q3 budget, Cigala.
We will revisit your request in Q4.
Thank you, Chief Elzu.
- Language barrier won't be a problem. - No, sir.
The council will next recognise Denny Kresge.
Showtime.
Let's go, champ.
Chief Elzu, I wanna begin by saying Oki Ni-Kso-Ko-Wa.
- Hi. - Hi.
- Hey.
As counsel, we'll be speaking on his behalf.
We received Mr. Kresge's request to become an active member...
...of the Minnekopa Band under Anasazi. - Yes, sir.
To be respectful to the council's time, we've had Denny's blood tested...
...and it was confirmed by the Bureau of Indian Affairs.
Mr. Kresge.
Yes, chief, sir?
I've seen you on CNN.
We're concerned you'll exploit your heritage...
...to profit from the sale.
Oh, no, no.
I wanna sell the meteorite.
I just...
Chief Elzu...
...if I may.
Denny is a victim. He's had his meteorite stolen...
...by someone abusing the government's power...
...like what happened to Native Americans across this land.
And Denny didn't come here to profit, no.
Denny came here for justice.
To prove our point, he's willing to give a portion of the meteorite sale...
...to the reservation once he gets it back.
We would rather see the star spirit tear returned to the land.
Whether you accept this deal or not...
...the star tear is gone, and you will get nothing.
And this way, you'll have funds to build schools.
And Cigala can get the Wi-Fi she so richly deserves.
We're willing to share our 10 percent contingency fee.
What the... Again?
- It slipped out. - It's not about the money with us.
- One percent. We'll take 1 percent. - What?
Why should you have all the karma?
That was a bummer. I don't understand why they don't take the deal.
Let's stop at the gift shop on the way out.
- I'm digging those hats. - Mr. Kresge.
After reviewing your offer, the council has decided to accept your terms.
- Great. - Thank you, Chief Elzu.
All right. We're in business.
One final condition.
- What's that? - Denny must stay on the reservation.
We'll sign his papers, but he must complete each one of our rituals.
- Deal. - Yeah.
Looks like you're going to summer camp.
Now?
- Yeah, there you go. - Have fun.
Okay.
- Give us a signal when to pick him up? - We'll let you know.
- That's offensive. - What?
Signal? Smoke signal.
- Oh, my God. - What are you doing?
- You look like Woody from Toy Story. - Boys, I don't mean to be a burden...
- Hey. - What's up, kemosabe?
My Qigong is out of whack.
It needs centring.
Now, would it be too much trouble to ask you...
...if I can borrow back the Masamune sword?
Sure.
How's it going with your golf partner?
Carmen told us about Hughes. He's not coming forward because...
...he wants to see Karp go down? - The best chance he has...
...of not seeing the inside of a prison cell is if he takes the plea.
Plea deals are for quitters.
- Activate us. Let us do our thing. - Yeah, call in the cavalry.
I'd prefer to solve this one on my own.
So if you wouldn't mind, I'd like to collect the sword.
Okay.
Hope it helps.
- Thank you. - Yeah.
He's gonna need more than just a talisman.
- I'm tired of being on the sidelines. - Ready to saddle up, Tonto?
Why do I have to be Tonto?
I got the hat.
Oh, my God.
- Dr. Stephan Hall? Is it really you? - Yes.
I loved your book on the Tunguska event of 1908.
Well, thank you. Most people do.
I'm Gretchen.
Master's in astrogeology.
Mars hematite discovery team, Cassini Mission.
Accomplished a bit for your age.
Well, my dream is to work for JXP.
One day, when you've accomplished enough for me...
...to recognise you, then your dream may come true.
Good luck.
Forgive me, but why would you wanna work...
...for a prick like Stephan Hall?
Well, some girls are into rubies, emeralds.
I'm into pallasite meteorites.
Well, clearly, you're not into job security if you're considering JXP.
Mason Dominic.
Galadyne?
The number-two meteoric research facility behind JXP?
Why should I come work for you?
JXP's contract with Homeland Security expires at the end of the month.
Company won't survive. Researchers are bailing...
...like the building's on fire. - That's good to know.
So is there a number I can call for a more thorough interview?
Well, that depends on where we go for dinner.
Number's right there.
- Can I get you gentlemen a drink? - A Manhattan with a twist.
I'd like a martini up, two olives.
And you're a guest of?
Just put it on the Underhills.
- We don't have an Underhills at Saw... - Leonard Franklin. He's my father.
You take the fun out of it.
Dude, the Fletch thing hasn't worked for a decade, okay? It's your move.
Yahtzee!
Hey. Sorry. We're new to the game.
- Yeah. - You must be Josh Hughes.
- I'm Peter Bash. - Jared Franklin.
Infeld-Daniels-King.
- We're friends of Damien Karp. - Well, I won't hold that against you.
You might be after you get charged with spoliation of evidence.
This an ambush, fellas?
Wake-up call. We know you left your law firm two weeks ago.
Weekly dominoes with Judge Dinsdale?
Regular at his golf foursome?
Doesn't take a handicap to know you were after the same thing Karp was.
Dinsdale's spot on the bench.
You drove your cart to the gully and saw it was an accident.
If you don't come forward, Karp gets convicted...
...and you get fitted for a robe.
- Spot-on theory, counsellors. - Well, thank you.
- We like it. - Lf it were 2012.
Gentlemen, this is Gary Keen.
He's with Eagleson Systems in Cupertino.
- How do you do? - Gary.
Why don't you tell them why you're here?
I was offering Josh the position of lead counsel at Eagleson...
...which I am happy to say he has accepted.
Still doesn't explain your golf cart's position to see the accident.
Stanton dropped me at the sand trap, where I remained.
You guys can figure out the rest.
But come after me, and I will slap you both with a defamation suit.
Stanton was in the cart by the gully.
Oh, great.
Take these to go.
Cheers.
I hate those.
No. Make me understand. How could you tell the police you saw nothing?
Because that's exactly what I saw.
- Well, now you're lying to my face. - I didn't lie.
I saw you do nothing.
You were standing there, over poor Judge Dinsdale's still body.
And there was no cry for help, no attempt at CPR.
Valuable minutes when you did absolutely nothing.
I was in shock.
Yeah.
- Or you were waiting for him to die. - You could have done something.
I think you're forgetting I'm the one that called 911.
Stanton, it was an accident.
The prosecution may not see it the same way.
DA Everett rescinded his deal this morning.
Oh, great. You've been subpoenaed.
Well, I can't lie under oath, Damien.
Then I'm screwed.
- That could have gone smoother. - Lf I'd known he was gonna bone me...
...l'd have signed that deal. - He's trying to protect you.
Really? He's got a funny way of showing it.
Hey, he's not gonna let you hang.
Yeah, right.
Stanton's had it out for me since the day I was born.
Your uncle might be able to save your ass.
But you have to trust us.
- You gonna get me my plea deal back? - We don't plead.
Either way, it's a win-win.
We pull this off, you go free. If we don't, you go to prison.
How's that win-win?
- Win-win for us. - For us.
Rising and falling stars signal bears to awaken from hibernation...
...geese to lay their eggs, deer to migrate.
Night skies have kept Minnekopas alive for generations.
When a Minnekopa dies?
Their spirit creates another star in the sky.
Objection. We're not here for astrology.
Sustained. Focus your lens on your telescope, Mr. Bash.
What do meteorites mean to the Minnekopa?
Star spirit tears.
They're our ancestors' way of communicating with those still living...
...to counsel them in their time of need.
An ancestor such as your late father?
Chief Elzu thinks the meteorite is...
...my dad's way of telling me to make something of my life.
Let me get this straight. According to the defence...
...JXP's research is more crucial than reuniting a father with his son.
No further questions.
In order to be officially recognised as Minnekopa, you had to register...
...with the Bureau of Indian Affairs? - Yeah. I did it online.
How long ago?
Tuesday.
A Minnekopa for less than 48 hours?
Well, Minnekopa's been in my blood since birth.
- Aren't you also Irish? - Yeah.
And how do you celebrate your Irish heritage?
St. Patrick's Day is not really a big deal for me.
And prior to Tuesday, how many Minnekopa rituals did you perform?
None.
None?
Am I to understand, Mr. Kresge...
...that Tuesday, you became Minnekopa so that you could sue for a meteorite?
Should I also assume next week...
...you'll turn Irish and sue for the Blarney Stone?
Objection. Inflammatory, irrelevant.
A good idea, thanks, but Denny wouldn't want a pub. He doesn't drink.
Withdrawn.
Your witness.
No further questions, Your Honour.
Did we win?
We're hanging in.
- Hey. - Hey.
So my connection at Galadyne dug up some info on JXP.
They might not care about closing their doors.
Is this a connection or a boyfriend?
Both are equally useful.
Dr. Hall, in laymen's terms, what does JXP Dynamics do for the government?
A meteoroid enters the Earth's atmosphere...
...we study size, shape, velocity of the rock as it breaks down.
After impact, we calculate compositional differences...
...between new meteorite and former meteoroid to predict future strikes.
Your research is critical in warning civilians...
...about catastrophic collisions.
The Chelyabinsk bolide in Russia...
...exploded with 30 times the force of Hiroshima.
We had 32 seconds of warning.
My company is the front line in prevention.
There's no room for error.
And why can't you give Mr. Kresge his meteorite back?
If this was an arrowhead, I'd return it.
But the fact is that Mr. Kresge's meteorite...
...well, it could save the future of mankind.
Thank you, Dr. Hall.
The future of mankind?
Dr. Hall, I'm confused about JXP's custody policy.
Why is it that you returned other meteorites...
...you secured the same week you acquired Denny's?
Our research on those particular specimens was complete.
Denny's meteorite is rare.
It says here your company has recently determined it is from Mercury, correct?
Yes. And hopefully it'll yield some compelling data.
And a compelling price too, right?
Mercury meteorites can be worth $2 million a pound.
Is that a question or an implication?
Both.
With JXP losing their Homeland Security contract...
...it seems that having a one-of-a-kind 20-pound meteorite...
...could ease the pain of an early retirement.
Objection.
- Argumentative. - Sustained.
The jury will disregard the plaintiff's last statement.
No further questions.
You can step down.
- Nice try. - Future of mankind.
Yeah.
Proving JXP's money problems is still circumstantial.
Not to mention hard to verify.
Our case is dying on the table.
An asteroid taking us out right now would solve our problems.
Too bad the MN4 asteroid doesn't pass Earth until 2029.
But it'll still miss us by 18,000 miles.
Unless it changes course, like the Shoemaker-Levy 9 comet.
When did you become a meteorologist?
Oh, I kind of like this guy at Galadyne.
I'm reading blogs he recommended so he doesn't think I'm a fraud.
Not a fraud? Even though he still thinks your name is Gretchen?
A girl can have her secrets.
Carm, tell me what happened with that comet.
"The force from Jupiter's orbit made the comet disintegrate...
...altering the coefficient of friction, which changed its path."
You know, if Dr. Douche is gonna use science to save the planet...
We'll use it to save Denny's rock.
You've asked to be heard outside the presence of the jury, Mr. Karp.
What's the secrecy?
Your Honour, I'd like to make a motion for substitution of counsel.
- What? - You wanna fire your lawyer?
- An unforeseeable conflict of interest. - Damien.
My uncle's been subpoenaed by the prosecution.
Damien, this is preposterous!
It's gonna make for a very awkward Thanksgiving.
We haven't spent Thanksgiving together since I was 13.
- Really? - Really.
Counsellor, if I were to grant your motion...
...are you ready with counsel to replace Mr. Infeld?
- Jared Franklin. - Peter Bash, Your Honour.
Oh, jeez.
I hope you boys know what you're doing here.
We'd like to call Stanton Infeld to the stand to establish conflict of interest.
Your Honour, I implore you to deny this insulting request.
I was trying cases in front of Supreme Court when these two were in diapers!
That hardly narrows it down. Peter wore diapers till he was 14.
By choice, Your Honour.
Mr. Infeld...
...take the witness stand.
This is a career decision from you two.
I hope it's worth it.
Isn't it true that you've had a history...
...of demeaning behaviour towards your nephew?
My love for Damien, although sometimes tough...
...has always been unconditional.
Bullshit.
Didn't you hire Jared and me to make Damien's life a living hell?
Admittedly so...
...but it's something that I've always regretted.
Didn't you hire Rachel King to remind Damien...
...he'd never take over the law firm?
- Is that true? - Oh, come on, Damien.
She's just a lot easier on the eyes.
Mr. Infeld, you've made a hobby of humiliating your nephew, haven't you?
I have not! No, absolutely not!
And if you want to see humiliation, watch out.
Objection. A lawyer doesn't have to love their client...
...to effectively represent them.
Thank you. Absolutely.
Overruled. I'm allowing substitution of counsel.
- Consider yourself fired. - What?
We're in recess. We'll commence trial in 15 minutes.
This is humiliating.
Poppycock. In all my life. It's ridiculous.
What is this, American Justice?
And don't you talk to me!
You say that Infeld's your star witness?
He's ours too. And we've just given you a few Kodak moments. There's more.
Gonna be easy to paint Stanton...
...as having a lifelong vendetta against his nephew, but...
- You can have the old deal back. - The plea?
Not interested. What should we lead with?
Time your uncle made you work the weekend of your father's funeral?
That was devastating.
What I like is the time Infeld stole his prom date.
I never saw that coming.
Fine.
We'll dismiss the charges.
But I'll have to check upstairs.
- Yeah. - Capital wow.
- I don't know... It worked. - Yeah.
- Thank you. - Yeah.
- Thank us later. - Go find your uncle.
Deserves an Oscar for that performance.
Gotta get out of here. A meteor heading our way.
Yeah, here they come.
- Act natural. - I am natural.
Well, pretend we're talking.
- We're talking. - Pretend we're talking.
- Say... - How are you?
- That's... You're not... - Answer the question?
Miss Testino, Dr. Hall, could we have a moment?
- What can we do? - We can split Denny's rock...
...go our separate ways.
- Yeah, you take half for research. - He takes his. His to begin with.
- Not interested. - Okay.
Well, take some time, think about it.
- I just did. - A quarter of the rock?
You wouldn't be offering a settlement unless you feared losing. No deal.
What is this? Another case of white-man subjugation?
You threw them some beads for Manhattan.
We'll settle this in court.
- A quarter of the piece of the rock? - Lower your voices.
One quarter. Give the dog a bone?
- Quarter of the piece of the rock? - Counsellors, lower your voices.
One-eighth?
How about a sixteenth of a star spirit's tear...
...the same amount as Denny's Minnekopa blood?
Or they take their protest outside the offices of JXP!
I'll give you a sliver.
- Thanks. - Stephan, this is bullying.
If I give you a sliver, will it make this go away?
- Actually, it will. - In court.
See you there.
Thanks.
Dr. Hall, it's my understanding that JXP is currently studying...
...the exact size and shape of Denny's meteorite...
...to predict where future strikes might hit.
An obligation we take seriously.
With no room for error, your words.
When a city's fate is at stake, we can't afford wiggle room.
Yes, but if size and shape are so critical to your life-saving research...
...why were you willing to split up the meteorite in our settlement?
Objection.
Defence's settlement negotiation was privileged, therefore, not admissible.
But, Your Honour, the negotiation happened in a public hallway...
...in front of tribe members. They'll attest to that fact.
Overruled.
- Carry on, Mr. Bash. - Thank you.
Before we withdrew our offer...
...you agreed to giving back a sliver of Denny's meteorite, correct?
You are under oath.
I agreed to a solution benefiting both parties.
I'm so glad you said that:
With your permission...
...we'd like to contest Dr. Hall's statement with a demonstration.
What is that?
A pitching machine, Your Honour.
I also have an affidavit from the maker...
...stating it's been properly calibrated for its consistency.
If you turn this courtroom into a batting cage, Mr. Bash, I'll run you.
Your Honour, a little leeway. We won't.
- Promise. - You got one inning.
- Play ball. - All right.
Now, if the jury would...
...assume these baseballs are Denny's meteorite...
...hurtling towards Los Angeles.
Los Angeles.
First, a perfect sphere.
Los Angeles is toast.
A ball representing Denny's meteorite after our proposed settlement.
As you can see, a sliver has been removed.
- Your Honour, step out of the box. - Right.
- You good? - Go.
All right.
- You all right, Your Honour? - Yeah. Thanks.
Bye-bye, Burbank.
Or Barstow or San Diego.
- Who knows? - Shanghai.
Dr. Hall, isn't it true changing the size and shape of Denny's meteorite...
...by even a sliver could compromise your ongoing research?
I must have made a mistake.
But there's no room for error. Unless you weren't planning...
...on keeping the meteorite for saving anyone's life but your own.
Everybody's got a spirit animal. Mine is the Kodiak grizzly.
How do I know what mine is?
- The first animal that comes to mind? - Well, minotaur.
- Minotaur? - Yeah.
- Your spirit animal?
- Not real. - That's my spirit animal.
- That's what I wanna be. - Wanna be something fake?
An Acquisitions manager for the Bahir Hotel Group in Dubai...
...called to get in on Denny's meteorite. I told them to get in line.
We read that Sotheby's is predicting a record opening bid next week.
One percent of $40 million. That'll cover a lot of billables?
One percent. You're hilarious.
- You... - You didn't tell her?
How firm was that 10 percent number when you first heard it?
I counted on it.
- You did. Yeah. - Yeah.
Let's not worry about the math.
Worry that our client is happy and we won.
That money that you leave scattered all over town like birdseed...
...it keeps our firm solvent.
It funds your F&B circus. You're not just sabotaging me.
- You're sabotaging yourselves. - This a bad time?
Hey, meteor man. Always time for you.
- How you doing? - Good.
I just wanted to stop by and thank you for opening my eyes to my heritage.
- That's what we're here for. - You're welcome.
Thing is, though, I just can't let down the people that have accepted me.
What are you saying, Denny?
I gave the meteorite to my reservation.
Damn.
- Fantastic. - Yeah.
It's the right thing to do.
Is she okay?
Overcome with emotion.
You should've seen the look on their faces when I handed them that thing.
Honestly, I never really cared that much for the game...
...or the chaps that play it.
There are far more fulfilling things to do in an afternoon.
For instance, have you ever tried vine diving...
...with the Vanuatu?
I literally killed my only chance at becoming a judge.
You know, plenty of esteemed men, by the way...
...have been acquitted of murder...
...rebounded, found success.
I mean, I'm living proof.
I don't know what I'm supposed to do anymore.
Golf's out.
Maybe it's a sign.
Oh, you're gonna be fine, dear boy. Gonna be fine.
But promise me one thing...
...you won't go to Victoria Falls to look for your answer.
You have my word.
Oh, I'm keeping the sword, by the way. I should never have released it.
Kind of saw that coming.
- We just wanted to say welcome back. - Thank you.
And I appreciate you guys getting my back.
I owe you.
- You owe us? - So happy you said that.
We have requisition forms for you to sign.
We bought the baseball pitching machine.
There's two signatures on it, need a third.
Why don't you take it back?
Because then we wouldn't have a pitching machine.
Of course you can hit bull's-eye with a pitching machine.
- I can do it with my arm. - Pay up.
- Come on. - Pay up.
- Oh, man. - Come on. Yeah.
- There you go. - I think I'm back in the game.
That's what I like to hear.
- Wanna double-date? - No, I don't.
- Come on. - You're embarrassing.
- You overcompensate. - That's hurtful.
I'm a new man. I'll even let you pick the date.
- Okay. One condition. - Okay?
- I have to bring my guitar. - No.
- Girls love Dashboard Confessional. - No.
Nobody loves Dashboard Confessional. Nobody.
- That's not true. - All right, I'm out.
- Welcome back. - Hey, let me. Let me, let me.
All right, Karp, we're out of fruit. Hey, Karp.
- Man, that was a good one. - Good one.
- Another good one. - Welcome back!
- Thank you. - We're out of fruit.
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