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<i>The hottest day on
record at Camp Little Otter</i>

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<i>was 108 degrees.</i>

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<i>And I was born
in that furnace.</i>

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<i>They say it's not the
heat that gets to people,</i>

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<i>it's the humidity,</i>

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<i>- whatever that means.
- Come back here!</i>

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<i>All I know is it makes
people do crazy things.</i>

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<i>I once saw a girl
stab her own brother</i>

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<i>over a piece of honeydew melon.</i>

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<i>The sun cooks
people's brains</i>

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<i>until it turns them into
something not themselves.</i>

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<i>Something mad...</i>

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<i>Something primal.</i>

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♪ If you feel ♪

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♪ I never wanted ♪
♪ Like I feel ♪

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♪ Truth is a liar ♪

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♪ If you feel ♪
♪ I never needed... ♪

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<i>Something hot.</i>

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<i>So hot.</i>

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So hot.

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♪ If you feel ♪
♪ I never needed ♪

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Sorry. Grown-up stuff.

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In all my years here,
I've only seen one thing

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save a man from
the heat crazies.

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Okay.

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Announcements,
announcements, announcements.

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The radio says it's gonna be
104 degrees today in the shade.

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That said, we are cancelling
most outdoor activities,

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but Robbie has
some super fun stuff

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planned for in here
and down at the lake.

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Stay cool, Little Otters,
and have a lovely day.

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So weird.

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My mom didn't mention my birthday
during announcements.

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Everybody knows
it's your birthday.

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- You won't shut up about it.
- I have a summer birthday.

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I never got the cupcakes
or punch at school.

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She totally forgot.

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She didn't even call me up
to run around the dining hall.

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Oh, you were dreading
that this morning.

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That was a ruse.

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Where's my song?
Where's my cake?

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Oh, one more very
important announcement.

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Remember to hydrate,
and use your sunscreen.

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- He's looking at me.
- Oh, he's totally confused.

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I'm sensing a little
self-righteous indignation too.

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Perfect. He thinks I forgot.

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God, I remember
my 16th birthday.

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The shoplifting,
the binge drinking,

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and five days later,
the crabs.

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I loved being 16.
I was a class president,

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point guard on the
basketball team,

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dating the hot cheerleader
all the other guys wanted.

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Plus I had a thrilling,
secret gay life

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that made me feel
like Jason Bourne.

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So what do you have
planned for Buzz?

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Oh, just a little dinner party.
And the best birthday present ever:

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Night vision goggles,
same ones Blackwater uses.

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I cannot wait to see
the look on his face

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when he opens them.

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♪ I see you ♪

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♪ I see you... ♪

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God, I hate Greg.

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The only reason he has Marina
is because he's a dumpster diver.

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Those are my
words he's singing.

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Yes, it's your
Adele-like words,

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but it's his
boy-band packaging.

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He took your over-share
and turned it into a panty-peeler

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with a surprisingly
good bridge.

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You make it look so easy.

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Well, you know,

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it's all about
treating the instrument

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like an extension
of your body.

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- Right.
- Yeah, I'll show you, here.

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So what are...

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It looks good.

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You don't think
they've done it, do you?

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- Yes. Yes, I do.
- No.

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Maybe not, but listen.

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This thing's gonna burn
brightly, then turn to ash.

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Sooner or later, he's
gonna run out of hats.

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Hey, this just
came from your dad.

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Well, at least my
other parent cares.

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No way.

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No way, I can't
believe he got them!

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Night vision goggles!

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This is seriously the
greatest gift ever.

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Hey, mom!

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Look what dad got
me for my birthday.

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He must love me so much.

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If anybody wants me,

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I'll be in the dark,
looking at stuff.

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Does Steve have
this place bugged?

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- What are you gonna do?
- What can I do?

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Get the little jerk
a better present.

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Coleman?

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Dave Coleman?

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The arm from the farm!
I thought that was you.

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Stu Crawford.

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I tried to recruit you for
Michigan State back in '03,

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but you turned me down
for the big leagues.

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How you been, bud?

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Yeah. No one really
calls me "the arm" anymore.

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How's that shoulder holding up?

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You know, I always wondered
what happened to you.

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You here with your family?

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You know, they got guys who
cart those things up for you.

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Actually, I am
one of those guys.

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I'm working here now.

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Oh.

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That's great.

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Yeah.

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Ah, there you are.

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Listen, I've got to take
off for a couple of hours.

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You guys are in charge.

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The camp binder
is in my office.

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Yeah, we got it
covered, don't worry.

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- Thanks.
- Listen, we should catch up.

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- Why don't you swing by our cabin later?
- Absolutely, I will totally do that.

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Cole, I've got to go
shopping for a couple of hours.

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- Would you...
- Shopping? I love shopping!

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Definitely.
No, you don't.

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I'm sorry, am I
interrupting something?

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No, no, we're good here.

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I'll see you tonight then, bud!

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Definitely. I'll do that.

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Jay, can you take those
cases to the Taylors' cabin?

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Who's driving, me or you?

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Psst.

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Psst.

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Over here.

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Be cool, I need a lookout.

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I'm pretty sure no one cares if
you're looking at stuff in the dark.

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Unless that stuff
is the leftover booze

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from the Ridgefield mixer.

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Keep an eye out for my mom.

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- She just left with Cole.
- Perfect.

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This is what we in the business
call a golden opportunity.

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Uh-huh, and what
business would that be?

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All I ever wanted
for my 16th birthday

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was a car with one of
those giant bows on it...

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Which now seems wildly naive...

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And a party that people will
talk about for generations.

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That, my friend,
is our business.

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The party business.

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And we 'bouts to be in "bidness."

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Aw, Buzz, look...

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Why can't we be in the air
conditioning "bidness" instead?

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It's stupid how hot it is.

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Kip, Kip, Kip, Kip.

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Heat wave plus booze

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equals swaty girls
losing their inhibition.

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There's only one other
thing I wanted for my 16th.

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- A high-top fade?
- No, to finally get some.

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I've only ever
kissed one girl.

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The only things these
things have touched is me.

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Yeah, we all remember
Valentine's Day.

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We know where your
hands have been.

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Shut up.

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Look...

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If it makes you feel any better...

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You've had more action
than I ever have.

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Wow. That does
make me feel better.

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Thank you, Kip.

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You need this party
more than I do.

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Hey, Buzz.

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Ugh! Dick!

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Why would you do that when I'm
wearing night vision goggles?

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Because it's hilarious.

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By the beard of Zeus.

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There it is.

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The holy grail.

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Hold on to your
butts, Little Otter.

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We're about to throw
the hottest party

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this camp has ever seen.

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1x05
Heat Wave

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Won't we get busted?

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I've lived here my
whole life, trust me.

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When my mom's gone, this
place basically shuts down.

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It's perfect.

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You probably shouldn't
tell a lot of people

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or bring Greg or whatever.

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- Try and keep it contained.
- Don't listen to him.

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Tell everyone,
especially hot girls.

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Cabin 13, starts in an hour.
And yes on gifts.

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Don't be tardy to
the party, ladies.

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- Don't say "ladies," Buzz.
- What's wrong with "ladies"?

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- Oh, you can say it.
- Yeah, it's okay from you.

189
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I don't think I
can make it, guys.

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I've still got 11 books left
on my summer reading list.

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It's summer.
Give it a rest.

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Grace, how we doing
on our S.A.T. Prep?

193
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You finished questions
56 through 75?

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Yes. I'm Asian, adopted,
and my parents are gay.

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How do you like that
kind of pressure?

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You're the perfect
minority trifecta.

197
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You could be illiterate
and still get into Harvard.

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Also, Grace, honey,

199
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you should probably go
through the vocabulary again

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- when you get a minute.
- Okay.

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And who's the most
special person in the world?

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I am.

203
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- And who loves Grace?
- My dads do.

204
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Screw it, I'm in.

205
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Hey, I was looking for you.

206
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Oh, yeah?

207
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What for?

208
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My roommate's gone.

209
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Hmm, interesting. But
it's the middle of the day.

210
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Aren't you supposed
to be somewhere?

211
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Nope.

212
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I'm exactly where
I'm supposed to be.

213
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Oh, really? That's so weird.
'Cause so am I.

214
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What about an
electric guitar?

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You ready to listen

216
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to "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
at a thousand decibels?

217
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No.

218
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Oh, what about a
pneumatic crossbow?

219
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He'd shoot a camper.

220
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- Puppy?
- No!

221
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- Ooh! What about a robot?
- Nah.

222
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Nah? What, are you crazy?

223
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Buzz would have so
much fun building it.

224
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He loved playing with
legos when he was a kid.

225
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And it says here

226
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that there's a computer inside
that he can learn to program.

227
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- Mack.
- And he is an only child.

228
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Are you listening to the
words coming out of your mouth?

229
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The best 16th
birthday present ever

230
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isn't educational.

231
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You're right. I give up.

232
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Steve wins again.

233
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God, why is everything so hard?
Hey, whoa.

234
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Take a breath.

235
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- Have you eaten today?
- No. Why?

236
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'Cause you're getting
a little irritable.

237
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No, I'm not.

238
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Okay, I'm taking over.
Scooch.

239
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We're gonna buy some food.
Then we're gonna make a plan.

240
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<i>We're hoping for some relief
from all this heat, Gail.</i>

241
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<i>Yes, it will likely come,</i>

242
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<i>but in the form of some
pretty strong thunderstorms</i>

243
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<i>and showers...</i>

244
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Okay, pop singer, super bubbly.

245
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Uh, hopeless romantic.

246
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Writes songs
about her breakups.

247
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- Katy Perry.
- No.

248
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- Kelly clarkson.
- No.

249
00:09:33,749 --> 00:09:35,783
Oh, that awful girl that
broke Justin Bieber's heart.

250
00:09:35,784 --> 00:09:36,918
No, no, she's dated

251
00:09:36,919 --> 00:09:39,253
literally every guy
under 30 in America.

252
00:09:39,254 --> 00:09:42,190
She wears sparkles and
too much red lipstick.

253
00:09:42,191 --> 00:09:44,248
Kanye West stole
the microphone from her!

254
00:09:44,283 --> 00:09:45,329
Britney?

255
00:09:45,364 --> 00:09:47,428
What kind of a gay
are you? Taylor Swift!

256
00:09:47,429 --> 00:09:49,931
Pick up a People Magazine,
why don't you?

257
00:09:49,932 --> 00:09:52,200
Taylor Sw...
it's Taylor Swift, you idiots!

258
00:09:52,201 --> 00:09:54,435
Why is it so stinking hot?

259
00:10:01,276 --> 00:10:02,310
Robbie.

260
00:10:02,311 --> 00:10:03,878
Uh, it must just
be a brownout.

261
00:10:03,879 --> 00:10:05,179
I'll call the power company
and see what the deal is.

262
00:10:05,180 --> 00:10:07,381
In the meantime, we'll
get the generator going.

263
00:10:07,382 --> 00:10:09,985
Nobody panic.

264
00:10:12,087 --> 00:10:14,055
I'm gonna go get the
car and turn on the a.C.,

265
00:10:14,056 --> 00:10:15,756
and we'll drive till we
find a hotel with power.

266
00:10:15,757 --> 00:10:16,791
Mack would kill us.

267
00:10:16,792 --> 00:10:18,125
We made it through
half the summer.

268
00:10:18,126 --> 00:10:19,126
We put in the time.

269
00:10:19,127 --> 00:10:21,863
Do the kids get a vote in this,
or is it only for the overlords?

270
00:10:23,298 --> 00:10:26,133
Fyodor, honey,
use your words.

271
00:10:26,134 --> 00:10:27,235
He doesn't want to leave!

272
00:10:27,236 --> 00:10:28,870
He won't earn all his
ranger patches.

273
00:10:28,871 --> 00:10:30,771
Fine, Grace, you're
in charge of Fyodor.

274
00:10:30,772 --> 00:10:33,808
We're gonna go into town and
find some battery-operated fans.

275
00:10:33,809 --> 00:10:35,142
I kinda had something to do.

276
00:10:35,143 --> 00:10:39,381
We'll only be gone a few hours,
so watch your brother.

277
00:10:52,895 --> 00:10:54,195
Buzz won't be back, okay?

278
00:10:54,196 --> 00:10:56,405
He's too busy setting
up for his party.

279
00:10:57,933 --> 00:10:59,133
You don't want to go, do you?

280
00:10:59,134 --> 00:11:02,937
- Way below my social pay grade.
- Good.

281
00:11:02,938 --> 00:11:05,240
I mean, I-I didn't think so.

282
00:11:07,142 --> 00:11:09,176
Do you like Marina
or something?

283
00:11:09,177 --> 00:11:11,279
No.

284
00:11:11,280 --> 00:11:13,214
We're just friends.

285
00:11:13,215 --> 00:11:14,783
Good.

286
00:11:23,258 --> 00:11:24,458
Will you quit smiling?

287
00:11:24,459 --> 00:11:27,428
Happiness is not really
an aphrodisiac for me.

288
00:11:27,429 --> 00:11:29,196
Sorry.

289
00:11:45,047 --> 00:11:46,280
We are so screwed.

290
00:11:46,281 --> 00:11:48,282
Can we get another one?

291
00:11:48,283 --> 00:11:49,483
Yeah.

292
00:11:49,484 --> 00:11:50,785
But you'll have to make
a deal with the devil.

293
00:11:50,786 --> 00:11:53,254
Roger? Why me?

294
00:11:53,255 --> 00:11:54,755
- He likes you better.
- No.

295
00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:56,157
He'll trap me in some,
like, ten-hour conversation

296
00:11:56,158 --> 00:11:57,925
about why I don't
go work for his camp.

297
00:11:57,926 --> 00:12:01,929
So tell him that you're loyal
and have self - respect.

298
00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:03,364
I think you should go.

299
00:12:03,365 --> 00:12:06,300
I have, like, 40 things that
I have to take care of here.

300
00:12:06,301 --> 00:12:09,403
I'm saving you, trust me.
People get nasty in the heat.

301
00:12:09,404 --> 00:12:10,471
I give it ten minutes

302
00:12:10,472 --> 00:12:14,108
before they start
raping and pillaging.

303
00:12:14,109 --> 00:12:15,376
Mmm.

304
00:12:15,377 --> 00:12:17,411
You're right,
food does help.

305
00:12:17,412 --> 00:12:20,147
Especially this crap,
which is awesome.

306
00:12:20,148 --> 00:12:22,383
Double cheese... I never
eat like this anymore.

307
00:12:22,384 --> 00:12:24,285
Enjoy your life.

308
00:12:24,586 --> 00:12:26,654
Every day I like to have
three awesome things happen.

309
00:12:26,655 --> 00:12:29,323
Three? That's a lot.

310
00:12:29,324 --> 00:12:31,759
I know, I'm ambitious.
This here is one.

311
00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:34,162
I'll jump on that.

312
00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:39,667
- What are you doing here?
- What do you mean?

313
00:12:39,668 --> 00:12:41,568
- Helping you buy a present.
- Uh-huh.

314
00:12:41,569 --> 00:12:43,604
Who's that guy you were talking to?

315
00:12:43,605 --> 00:12:47,409
You seemed extremely
anxious to get away.

316
00:12:49,411 --> 00:12:51,312
He tried to draft
me out of high school

317
00:12:51,313 --> 00:12:52,379
to Michigan State.

318
00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:53,647
Baseball.

319
00:12:53,648 --> 00:12:56,517
Wow.

320
00:12:56,518 --> 00:12:58,185
I injured my shoulder,

321
00:12:58,186 --> 00:13:00,321
but I didn't want to
go on injured reserve.

322
00:13:00,322 --> 00:13:02,456
So instead of having surgery,

323
00:13:02,457 --> 00:13:05,492
I just kept getting injections
and taking pain medication.

324
00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:06,560
By the time the season was over,

325
00:13:06,561 --> 00:13:08,462
so was my pitching career.

326
00:13:08,463 --> 00:13:10,130
Must have been awful.

327
00:13:10,131 --> 00:13:13,334
I can't believe you've
never told me this.

328
00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:16,103
So what happened after
you left baseball?

329
00:13:16,104 --> 00:13:19,106
I spun out for a while.
It was pretty messy.

330
00:13:19,107 --> 00:13:20,574
That was over
eight years ago.

331
00:13:20,575 --> 00:13:21,775
Boy, life is tough.

332
00:13:21,776 --> 00:13:24,745
It just gets
harder and harder.

333
00:13:24,746 --> 00:13:26,580
Life is awesome, Mack.

334
00:13:26,581 --> 00:13:28,349
Focus. 16.

335
00:13:28,350 --> 00:13:29,383
What were you doing
when you were 16?

336
00:13:29,384 --> 00:13:30,451
- Me?
- Yeah.

337
00:13:30,452 --> 00:13:31,552
Getting high, roaming
around the mall,

338
00:13:31,553 --> 00:13:33,387
looking at posters,
trying on clothes.

339
00:13:33,388 --> 00:13:37,392
Go to the arcade.
God, it was so fun.

340
00:13:39,427 --> 00:13:41,528
Believe it or not, I have
everything we need to recreate that.

341
00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:43,498
Hmm?

342
00:13:48,269 --> 00:13:50,372
Let's go.

343
00:13:51,740 --> 00:13:54,541
If you could go anywhere
in the world right now,

344
00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:56,009
where would you go?

345
00:13:56,010 --> 00:13:57,578
Probably somewhere
with air conditioning,

346
00:13:57,579 --> 00:13:59,480
a bigger bed.

347
00:13:59,481 --> 00:14:02,483
Babe, your hair's sort
of sticking to my chest.

348
00:14:02,484 --> 00:14:03,550
It's kinda too hot
to cuddle, right?

349
00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:05,786
Oh, yeah, sure.

350
00:14:09,624 --> 00:14:11,592
I'd go somewhere really cold,

351
00:14:11,593 --> 00:14:13,427
like the top
of Mount Everest

352
00:14:13,428 --> 00:14:16,330
or skiing in the Swiss Alps.

353
00:14:16,331 --> 00:14:17,631
I've never been skiing before.

354
00:14:17,632 --> 00:14:20,134
Seriously? Never?

355
00:14:20,135 --> 00:14:21,817
That's crazy.

356
00:14:23,505 --> 00:14:25,439
Hey, we should
probably get going.

357
00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:26,607
I don't want the
booze to run out

358
00:14:26,608 --> 00:14:28,008
before we even
get there, right?

359
00:14:28,009 --> 00:14:30,011
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

360
00:14:38,319 --> 00:14:40,587
Thanks.

361
00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:42,637
That was really fun,
by the way.

362
00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:53,400
♪ Give it to you,
give it to you ♪

363
00:14:53,401 --> 00:14:54,535
♪ Give it to you ♪

364
00:14:54,536 --> 00:14:56,503
♪ Give it to you,
give it to you ♪

365
00:14:56,504 --> 00:14:58,605
♪ Drop down,
down, down ♪

366
00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:01,442
♪ Down, down ♪

367
00:15:01,443 --> 00:15:05,012
♪ Down, down,
down, down ♪

368
00:15:05,013 --> 00:15:06,146
Hey, man.

369
00:15:06,147 --> 00:15:07,448
Dude, where have you been?

370
00:15:07,449 --> 00:15:09,716
Oh, I had to do a
thing in the kitchen.

371
00:15:09,717 --> 00:15:11,084
Oh, yeah? I was just
there getting snacks.

372
00:15:11,085 --> 00:15:12,319
I didn't see you.

373
00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:13,520
That's weird.

374
00:15:13,521 --> 00:15:16,056
Yeah, it is.

375
00:15:19,461 --> 00:15:21,795
Sorry, boys, had a little
business to take care of.

376
00:15:21,796 --> 00:15:22,796
- What's going on?
- Hey.

377
00:15:22,797 --> 00:15:25,098
Peach schnapps?
Nice!

378
00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:34,575
Greg, I didn't
know you'd be here.

379
00:15:34,576 --> 00:15:37,478
Hey.

380
00:15:37,479 --> 00:15:39,246
Hey, Chloe.

381
00:15:53,728 --> 00:15:57,264
Sarah.
What a lovely surprise.

382
00:15:57,265 --> 00:15:59,099
What brings you to
Ridgefield today?

383
00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:01,368
Selling my soul
for a generator.

384
00:16:01,369 --> 00:16:03,570
Sounds devious.

385
00:16:03,571 --> 00:16:06,206
It is.

386
00:16:06,207 --> 00:16:08,442
Thanks.

387
00:16:08,443 --> 00:16:11,245
How about you?
Enjoying nature's sauna?

388
00:16:11,246 --> 00:16:15,215
I just got some dark chocolate-
pomegranate-cinnamon "rogelato,"

389
00:16:15,216 --> 00:16:19,553
which I intend to consume
in my air-conditioned cabin.

390
00:16:19,554 --> 00:16:20,587
Well, enjoy.

391
00:16:20,588 --> 00:16:23,457
Wanna join me?

392
00:16:23,458 --> 00:16:25,192
Why would I do that?

393
00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:27,461
Because the last time
I saw you, you kissed me.

394
00:16:27,462 --> 00:16:29,530
I was temporarily insane.

395
00:16:29,531 --> 00:16:31,498
Maybe you were
thinking so clearly,

396
00:16:31,499 --> 00:16:32,466
it seemed like insanity,

397
00:16:32,467 --> 00:16:34,468
but in fact,
you were operating

398
00:16:34,469 --> 00:16:36,069
on a higher plane
of consciousness.

399
00:16:36,070 --> 00:16:38,272
No, that's not working.

400
00:16:38,273 --> 00:16:40,507
It's the heat. It's
messing with my game.

401
00:16:40,508 --> 00:16:44,508
I'm just saying words to
try to get you into my cabin.

402
00:16:45,046 --> 00:16:46,113
I gotta go.

403
00:16:46,114 --> 00:16:48,582
If you change your
mind, cabin 26.

404
00:16:48,583 --> 00:16:50,803
I think you
know where it is.

405
00:17:02,331 --> 00:17:04,718
I'll be five minutes, okay?
Don't go anywhere.

406
00:17:11,226 --> 00:17:12,927
Happy Birthday!

407
00:17:12,928 --> 00:17:15,362
I just wanted
to drop this off.

408
00:17:15,363 --> 00:17:16,397
A gift!

409
00:17:16,398 --> 00:17:17,932
How thoughtful.

410
00:17:17,933 --> 00:17:19,533
Let's get this thing started.

411
00:17:19,534 --> 00:17:21,302
Whoo!

412
00:17:21,303 --> 00:17:23,771
Come on, one shot.
For my birthday.

413
00:17:28,443 --> 00:17:30,177
To me!
Whoo!

414
00:17:30,178 --> 00:17:33,314
- Cheers!
- Happy Birthday, buddy.

415
00:17:33,315 --> 00:17:37,184
Oh.

416
00:17:43,191 --> 00:17:45,860
- Whoo
- Hoo!

417
00:17:47,696 --> 00:17:51,432
♪ Turning ♪

418
00:17:51,433 --> 00:17:52,867
♪ Knocking at
the front door ♪

419
00:17:52,868 --> 00:17:54,402
Hey.

420
00:17:54,403 --> 00:17:55,670
How was the kitchen?

421
00:17:55,671 --> 00:17:57,872
It... it was the
kitchen, wasn't it?

422
00:17:57,873 --> 00:18:01,175
Anything you wanna share
with your old pal Buzz?

423
00:18:01,176 --> 00:18:02,910
No.

424
00:18:02,911 --> 00:18:04,979
Nothing life-changing
or whatever?

425
00:18:04,980 --> 00:18:07,815
'Cause, you know,
I would tell you,

426
00:18:07,816 --> 00:18:09,083
since we're really
good friends.

427
00:18:09,084 --> 00:18:11,719
It was
just a kitchen, man.

428
00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:14,355
Hey. Get a room, you two.

429
00:18:14,356 --> 00:18:15,756
We have a room, Greg.

430
00:18:15,757 --> 00:18:17,191
We're having a party in it.

431
00:18:17,192 --> 00:18:20,561
♪ Hello, are you
ready to go? ♪

432
00:18:20,562 --> 00:18:22,430
Buzz, what are you doing?

433
00:18:22,431 --> 00:18:23,564
Hey!

434
00:18:23,565 --> 00:18:25,599
Let's turn this
thing up a notch.

435
00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:27,802
Who wants to play
truth or dare?

436
00:18:27,803 --> 00:18:30,504
Whoo!

437
00:18:30,505 --> 00:18:32,473
Ow!

438
00:18:32,474 --> 00:18:34,542
I'm gonna make
you eat my dust.

439
00:18:34,543 --> 00:18:37,307
This ain't Ms. Pac-Man.
No way you're passing me.

440
00:18:38,447 --> 00:18:41,148
It's happening. Whoo!

441
00:18:41,149 --> 00:18:42,316
No!

442
00:18:42,317 --> 00:18:44,785
Oh!

443
00:18:44,786 --> 00:18:46,420
Ah!

444
00:18:50,392 --> 00:18:54,161
I think that was
my second awesome thing.

445
00:18:54,162 --> 00:18:55,563
I play video
games all the time,

446
00:18:55,564 --> 00:18:57,431
but the fact that this is
your second awesome thing

447
00:18:57,432 --> 00:18:58,733
makes it my second
awesome thing.

448
00:18:58,734 --> 00:19:02,269
Whoo!

449
00:19:02,270 --> 00:19:04,772
We both know what
these degenerates want.

450
00:19:04,773 --> 00:19:07,308
- Two things.
- Girls and cars.

451
00:19:07,309 --> 00:19:08,809
And if they get a car,
they have a better shot

452
00:19:08,810 --> 00:19:10,411
at getting a girl.

453
00:19:10,412 --> 00:19:12,307
Let's get Buzz a car.

454
00:19:14,516 --> 00:19:16,684
Are we sure this
is a good idea?

455
00:19:17,719 --> 00:19:20,087
Truth or dare?

456
00:19:20,088 --> 00:19:21,455
Truth.

457
00:19:21,456 --> 00:19:25,459
Have you ever sent a naked
picture of yourself to a guy?

458
00:19:25,460 --> 00:19:27,595
I'm pretty sure
you know I have.

459
00:19:27,596 --> 00:19:29,797
I know, it's just
fun to talk about it.

460
00:19:29,798 --> 00:19:31,265
Hey, enough with the boobs.

461
00:19:31,266 --> 00:19:33,334
Were you not
breast-fed as a child?

462
00:19:33,335 --> 00:19:36,170
Let's keep this on
the positive tip, okay?

463
00:19:36,171 --> 00:19:38,572
I dare you to kiss Greg.

464
00:19:38,573 --> 00:19:41,643
Oh, my God, that
is so embarrassing!

465
00:19:53,121 --> 00:19:54,121
Buzz...

466
00:19:54,122 --> 00:19:55,574
Truth or dare?

467
00:19:56,591 --> 00:19:57,758
Dare.

468
00:19:57,759 --> 00:19:59,827
But nothing too crazy,
like kiss someone.

469
00:20:02,664 --> 00:20:05,166
I dare... I dare
you to kiss...

470
00:20:05,167 --> 00:20:06,500
Put hot sauce
down your pants!

471
00:20:06,501 --> 00:20:08,169
No way. That's hilarious!

472
00:20:08,170 --> 00:20:09,336
- Do it!
- Do it!

473
00:20:09,337 --> 00:20:10,805
You have to do it!

474
00:20:10,806 --> 00:20:12,573
It's your turn.

475
00:20:12,574 --> 00:20:13,808
Do it! Do it!

476
00:20:13,809 --> 00:20:16,343
Do it! Do it! Do it!

477
00:20:16,344 --> 00:20:18,179
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!

478
00:20:18,180 --> 00:20:19,280
Do it!

479
00:20:19,281 --> 00:20:20,314
Hot sauce!

480
00:20:24,085 --> 00:20:26,687
- Oh, God.
- Oh, he's actually doing it.

481
00:20:26,688 --> 00:20:28,422
- Not happy.
- It's so gonna hurt.

482
00:20:28,423 --> 00:20:30,591
Not a happy...

483
00:20:30,592 --> 00:20:32,426
Down there, that's right.

484
00:20:34,563 --> 00:20:36,764
Oh! Watch it.

485
00:20:38,366 --> 00:20:39,767
Fyodor!

486
00:20:39,768 --> 00:20:41,101
Yes!

487
00:20:45,273 --> 00:20:48,809
Oh! Ohh!

488
00:20:48,810 --> 00:20:50,544
Oh!

489
00:20:50,545 --> 00:20:53,114
Fyo!

490
00:20:54,749 --> 00:20:57,218
You have air
conditioning in your stable.

491
00:20:57,219 --> 00:21:00,087
The air's always on here.
We have our own power grid.

492
00:21:00,088 --> 00:21:01,755
And an olympic-sized
swimming pool.

493
00:21:01,756 --> 00:21:03,224
Have the best of everything.

494
00:21:03,225 --> 00:21:05,860
Did I mention our new
premium gelato bar?

495
00:21:05,861 --> 00:21:08,762
You should try it.

496
00:21:08,763 --> 00:21:10,464
I call it "rogelato."
I know.

497
00:21:10,465 --> 00:21:12,733
You told me twice already.

498
00:21:12,734 --> 00:21:14,068
Look, I don't
want a job here.

499
00:21:14,069 --> 00:21:15,135
I-I just want
the generator.

500
00:21:15,136 --> 00:21:17,738
You're an aspiring
olympic athlete.

501
00:21:17,739 --> 00:21:19,106
Don't you want
a gold-medal job?

502
00:21:19,107 --> 00:21:20,474
I'm happy where
I am, thank you.

503
00:21:20,475 --> 00:21:22,476
May I borrow the
generator or not?

504
00:21:22,477 --> 00:21:24,211
I don't know.

505
00:21:24,212 --> 00:21:25,813
Let's ask falcore.

506
00:21:25,814 --> 00:21:27,581
Seriously?

507
00:21:27,582 --> 00:21:29,783
You're gonna buy a
car from Roger? Why?

508
00:21:29,784 --> 00:21:31,819
He has two cars for
sale, and he likes me.

509
00:21:31,820 --> 00:21:33,654
He'll give me a deal.

510
00:21:33,655 --> 00:21:35,189
Are you sure you
can afford this?

511
00:21:35,190 --> 00:21:36,423
You're not using your
food money or anything?

512
00:21:36,424 --> 00:21:37,491
What are you, my mom?

513
00:21:37,492 --> 00:21:40,294
No, I'm not using
my food money.

514
00:21:40,295 --> 00:21:41,762
All right, then at
least let me handle it.

515
00:21:41,763 --> 00:21:44,732
Play it cool until we
get to the negotiation.

516
00:21:44,733 --> 00:21:46,767
I was born cool.

517
00:21:46,768 --> 00:21:49,169
Oh, my God, this is
the best thing ever.

518
00:21:49,170 --> 00:21:50,471
Oprah thought so.

519
00:21:50,472 --> 00:21:53,574
That's why it's one
of her favorite things.

520
00:21:53,575 --> 00:21:54,879
You know what another is?

521
00:21:57,112 --> 00:22:00,214
That's hilarious.
You're so funny, Roger.

522
00:22:00,215 --> 00:22:02,583
Smod-ger.

523
00:22:03,852 --> 00:22:06,287
And you're stoned.

524
00:22:06,288 --> 00:22:07,721
You guys got
stoned together.

525
00:22:07,722 --> 00:22:12,826
Nice. That's fun, isn't it?
Getting high at work. Fun.

526
00:22:12,827 --> 00:22:14,728
Nothing but fun and
games at Little Otter.

527
00:22:14,729 --> 00:22:16,430
Not a worry in the world.

528
00:22:16,431 --> 00:22:17,765
Rog...

529
00:22:17,766 --> 00:22:19,466
Just chill. We're... we're
here on official business.

530
00:22:19,467 --> 00:22:20,467
We wanna buy a car.

531
00:22:20,468 --> 00:22:22,069
Oh. From me?

532
00:22:22,070 --> 00:22:25,105
Sure, of course,
um, let me think.

533
00:22:25,106 --> 00:22:27,641
Do I have any cars
that run on cotton candy

534
00:22:27,642 --> 00:22:28,776
and bong water?

535
00:22:28,777 --> 00:22:30,144
No.

536
00:22:30,145 --> 00:22:31,845
- Rog, we want to see the, um...
- Gray SUV.

537
00:22:31,846 --> 00:22:33,747
That you're selling,
if that's okay...

538
00:22:33,748 --> 00:22:34,748
With you.

539
00:22:34,749 --> 00:22:35,849
This is real?

540
00:22:35,850 --> 00:22:37,217
Mm. Oh, yeah.

541
00:22:37,218 --> 00:22:38,719
Oh.

542
00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:41,589
Well, follow me, stoners.

543
00:22:44,759 --> 00:22:46,794
Kip,

544
00:22:46,795 --> 00:22:49,296
truth or dare?

545
00:22:49,297 --> 00:22:51,265
- Truth.
- Oh!

546
00:22:51,266 --> 00:22:54,268
Have you kissed
anyone at this camp?

547
00:22:54,269 --> 00:22:55,502
No.

548
00:22:55,503 --> 00:22:57,204
- I don't believe you.
- Oh.

549
00:22:57,205 --> 00:22:58,472
Not my problem.

550
00:22:58,473 --> 00:23:00,441
If I have to set
my junk on fire,

551
00:23:00,442 --> 00:23:03,178
you have to tell the truth.

552
00:23:05,647 --> 00:23:06,847
Did you kiss someone?

553
00:23:06,848 --> 00:23:08,182
No.

554
00:23:08,183 --> 00:23:09,817
I don't believe you.

555
00:23:09,818 --> 00:23:11,652
Fine.

556
00:23:11,653 --> 00:23:14,121
If you don't believe
him, then give him a dare.

557
00:23:14,122 --> 00:23:16,390
Guys, seriously,
it's not that difficult.

558
00:23:16,391 --> 00:23:19,126
See, Greg,
truth or dare? Truth.

559
00:23:19,127 --> 00:23:20,828
Did you have sex today?
Yes.

560
00:23:20,829 --> 00:23:23,764
- See? Simple as that.
- Greg.

561
00:23:23,765 --> 00:23:27,134
Thanks, Greg.
And there it is.

562
00:23:27,135 --> 00:23:29,470
Kip, you're going down.

563
00:23:29,471 --> 00:23:32,075
Okay, but remember,
what comes around goes around.

564
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:39,659
A good chunk of the country
is feeling hot under the collar,

565
00:23:39,660 --> 00:23:43,130
as a heat wave bears down
on much of the country.

566
00:23:45,065 --> 00:23:47,333
Your body is God's beautiful
creation, Mr. Bendele,

567
00:23:47,334 --> 00:23:51,137
but there are
children present, so...

568
00:23:51,138 --> 00:23:53,307
- Hey!
- Fyo!

569
00:23:54,475 --> 00:23:56,509
Hey, everything okay?

570
00:23:56,510 --> 00:23:59,379
I was supposed to be watching
my brother, and he ran off.

571
00:23:59,380 --> 00:24:00,546
I'm sure it's nothing.

572
00:24:00,547 --> 00:24:02,415
God, my dads are
gonna kill me.

573
00:24:02,416 --> 00:24:05,151
No one gets lost here.
I'm sure he's fine.

574
00:24:05,152 --> 00:24:08,521
How about I help
you look for him?

575
00:24:08,522 --> 00:24:11,024
When did you last see him?

576
00:24:11,025 --> 00:24:12,558
Oh, God.

577
00:24:12,559 --> 00:24:16,195
- Oh.
- Guys, wait up.

578
00:24:18,065 --> 00:24:19,966
Oh.

579
00:24:19,967 --> 00:24:22,135
That's...

580
00:24:22,136 --> 00:24:23,269
That's happening.

581
00:24:23,270 --> 00:24:25,138
Dude, this is getting weird.

582
00:24:26,140 --> 00:24:28,975
- Truth or dare?
- Dare.

583
00:24:28,976 --> 00:24:33,046
OMG, would you guys quit it
and let someone else play?

584
00:24:33,047 --> 00:24:34,414
You just want a turn,
so Chloe can dare you

585
00:24:34,415 --> 00:24:37,117
- to molest Greg.
- Just one more!

586
00:24:37,118 --> 00:24:39,152
Marina, I dare you
to make out with Kip.

587
00:24:39,153 --> 00:24:41,388
Full mouth, 30 seconds.

588
00:24:41,489 --> 00:24:43,757
That's supposed
to embarrass me?

589
00:24:43,758 --> 00:24:45,492
Kip, come here.

590
00:24:45,493 --> 00:24:48,128
Marina, you don't have
to do this, we can just...

591
00:24:48,129 --> 00:24:51,098
Kip, shut up. Who cares?

592
00:24:53,067 --> 00:24:55,301
I kissed him!

593
00:24:55,302 --> 00:24:57,303
I kissed Kip.
He's my secret boyfriend.

594
00:24:57,304 --> 00:24:59,038
- What?
- What?

595
00:24:59,039 --> 00:25:01,141
What?

596
00:25:03,310 --> 00:25:06,012
- Well, this is awkward.
- Oh!

597
00:25:06,013 --> 00:25:07,514
- Shots?
- Yes.

598
00:25:07,515 --> 00:25:09,849
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, shots, yeah.
- I think I'm partied out.

599
00:25:09,850 --> 00:25:11,985
I'm gonna head back.

600
00:25:11,986 --> 00:25:15,021
Happy Birthday, Buzz.

601
00:25:15,022 --> 00:25:16,956
- Come on.
- Shots.

602
00:25:16,957 --> 00:25:18,825
- Marina! Marina, I'm sorry.
- What?

603
00:25:18,826 --> 00:25:19,993
It's fine. I don't
care who you hook up with.

604
00:25:19,994 --> 00:25:22,328
No, it... she wanted
to keep it a secret.

605
00:25:22,329 --> 00:25:23,530
It was stupid.

606
00:25:23,531 --> 00:25:24,798
Can you please come back
to the party? Please?

607
00:25:24,799 --> 00:25:27,070
I'm fine, Kip.
I just wanna be alone.

608
00:25:27,105 --> 00:25:28,307
No, you're obviously not fine.

609
00:25:30,704 --> 00:25:33,673
It's just been a bad day.
Everyone sucks. And you?

610
00:25:33,674 --> 00:25:35,608
You're such a hypocrite.

611
00:25:35,609 --> 00:25:39,345
You criticize Greg all the time,
and then you're with her?

612
00:25:39,346 --> 00:25:42,015
Okay, well, I guess
we both like a-holes.

613
00:25:45,419 --> 00:25:47,453
I don't think we should
hang out for a while.

614
00:25:51,291 --> 00:25:53,726
I'll see you around.

615
00:26:10,410 --> 00:26:11,477
His ranger pack's gone.

616
00:26:11,478 --> 00:26:13,279
My dads were talking
about leaving,

617
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:15,648
and he got worried about
not earning all his patches.

618
00:26:15,649 --> 00:26:17,383
Well, the good news
is we know where he is.

619
00:26:17,384 --> 00:26:18,518
He's in the woods.

620
00:26:18,519 --> 00:26:21,320
The bad news is we
have to tell your dads.

621
00:26:21,321 --> 00:26:22,321
They're gonna kill me.

622
00:26:22,322 --> 00:26:24,557
Hey, I promise
I'll protect you.

623
00:26:24,558 --> 00:26:27,528
We gotta be honest.

624
00:26:33,267 --> 00:26:34,567
Mm.

625
00:26:34,568 --> 00:26:36,202
Did I mention the
satellite radio?

626
00:26:36,203 --> 00:26:38,171
Another unnecessary expense.

627
00:26:38,172 --> 00:26:41,355
Oh, this leather is so soft.

628
00:26:42,176 --> 00:26:43,943
Which is a total
deal breaker.

629
00:26:43,944 --> 00:26:45,878
I don't know why so many
animals need to be killed

630
00:26:45,879 --> 00:26:46,946
to make car seats.

631
00:26:46,947 --> 00:26:49,248
Comfort, for starters.

632
00:26:49,249 --> 00:26:52,185
I don't know, Mack.
I think we made a mistake.

633
00:26:52,186 --> 00:26:55,388
You're right, Cole.
Buzz doesn't need a car.

634
00:26:55,389 --> 00:26:56,923
Don't kid yourself, Mack.

635
00:26:56,924 --> 00:26:59,192
This is the best thing you
can do as a single parent.

636
00:26:59,193 --> 00:27:01,056
Is this from one of your lectures?

637
00:27:01,091 --> 00:27:02,495
Parenting advice from
the childless man?

638
00:27:02,496 --> 00:27:04,063
No, but I know a
lot about winning.

639
00:27:04,064 --> 00:27:06,232
Moms and dads aren't just
partners in raising a child.

640
00:27:06,233 --> 00:27:08,401
- They're competitors.
- That's what I've been saying.

641
00:27:08,402 --> 00:27:10,069
If I ever find
out I have a kid...

642
00:27:10,070 --> 00:27:12,071
Which is highly probable...

643
00:27:12,072 --> 00:27:14,040
First thing I'm gonna
do, buy her a car.

644
00:27:14,041 --> 00:27:15,875
Game over, I just won.

645
00:27:15,876 --> 00:27:17,210
Great, so she can

646
00:27:17,211 --> 00:27:19,178
get herself home from
the strip club in style.

647
00:27:19,179 --> 00:27:21,180
Settle down, psycho.

648
00:27:21,181 --> 00:27:24,217
Boys! Don't make me
pull this car over.

649
00:27:24,218 --> 00:27:26,087
You're not driving, burnout.

650
00:27:27,888 --> 00:27:30,056
Fyodor!

651
00:27:30,057 --> 00:27:31,190
Fyo!

652
00:27:31,191 --> 00:27:32,425
Ow!

653
00:27:32,426 --> 00:27:34,260
How long do we have
before he gets dehydrated?

654
00:27:34,261 --> 00:27:35,928
Dad, I'm really sorry.

655
00:27:35,929 --> 00:27:37,897
I was only gone for,
like, five minutes.

656
00:27:37,898 --> 00:27:39,165
Grace, don't talk
to me right now.

657
00:27:39,166 --> 00:27:41,167
In all my time here,
we've never lost a camper.

658
00:27:41,168 --> 00:27:42,168
Maybe he's already
wandered back,

659
00:27:42,169 --> 00:27:44,137
and Raffi has
him at the cabin.

660
00:27:44,138 --> 00:27:45,605
That said, let's just try
and pick up the pace a bit.

661
00:27:45,606 --> 00:27:47,106
- Dad?
- He's only five years old.

662
00:27:47,107 --> 00:27:48,908
Are you okay?

663
00:27:48,909 --> 00:27:51,444
Can't breathe.

664
00:27:51,445 --> 00:27:54,113
Oh, my God, he's been stung.

665
00:27:54,114 --> 00:27:55,148
He's... he's
allergic to bees!

666
00:27:55,149 --> 00:27:58,017
You have to, um,
call an ambulance!

667
00:27:58,018 --> 00:27:59,018
He's...

668
00:27:59,019 --> 00:28:01,187
Try and take shallow breaths.

669
00:28:01,188 --> 00:28:03,089
Oh, my God, dad.
I'm so sorry.

670
00:28:23,143 --> 00:28:24,944
What the...

671
00:28:31,018 --> 00:28:33,019
Jerks.

672
00:28:50,871 --> 00:28:53,039
Hey, some
Ridgefield hoodlums

673
00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:55,074
let the air out of my tire.

674
00:28:55,075 --> 00:28:58,144
Really?

675
00:28:58,145 --> 00:28:59,178
Yeah.

676
00:29:44,092 --> 00:29:46,393
I'm fine.
Go and find Fyodor.

677
00:29:46,394 --> 00:29:48,296
Please.

678
00:29:53,401 --> 00:29:56,003
Coo-ee!

679
00:29:56,004 --> 00:29:57,471
Coo-ee!

680
00:29:57,472 --> 00:29:58,839
What are you...

681
00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:01,842
- What are you doing?
- Coo-ee!

682
00:30:01,843 --> 00:30:04,411
Coo-ee! Coo-ee!

683
00:30:04,412 --> 00:30:07,181
This way. We'll be back.

684
00:30:07,182 --> 00:30:09,183
<i>Coo-ee!</i>

685
00:30:21,196 --> 00:30:22,243
Fyo!

686
00:30:24,098 --> 00:30:25,966
Oh! You're okay!

687
00:30:27,869 --> 00:30:28,869
Beetle.

688
00:30:28,870 --> 00:30:30,491
Looks like a
good one, buddy.

689
00:30:30,492 --> 00:30:31,404
You're amazing.

690
00:30:31,407 --> 00:30:34,099
You saved my brother's life.
You saved my dad's life.

691
00:30:34,710 --> 00:30:36,978
Oh, no! Um...

692
00:30:36,979 --> 00:30:38,146
I don't know why I did that.

693
00:30:38,147 --> 00:30:39,180
- It's okay.
- I'm sorry.

694
00:30:39,181 --> 00:30:41,649
No, no, it's not okay. Um...

695
00:30:41,650 --> 00:30:44,385
Let's... let's just pretend
that it never happened.

696
00:30:44,586 --> 00:30:47,788
What happened?
Did something happen?

697
00:30:52,527 --> 00:30:54,628
- Okay.
- Yeah.

698
00:30:54,629 --> 00:30:55,829
Clearly that had to happen.

699
00:30:55,830 --> 00:30:57,697
Would have been
criminal if it didn't.

700
00:31:01,669 --> 00:31:03,334
Where are you going?

701
00:31:07,275 --> 00:31:10,344
Oh!

702
00:31:10,345 --> 00:31:12,546
I'm not supposed
to eat gelato.

703
00:31:12,547 --> 00:31:14,114
Training.

704
00:31:14,115 --> 00:31:15,415
For the Olympics.

705
00:31:15,416 --> 00:31:17,084
It's good to be bad
every once in a while.

706
00:31:17,085 --> 00:31:19,986
Breaks up the monotony.

707
00:31:19,987 --> 00:31:22,089
Since I'm going
to hell anyway.

708
00:31:22,090 --> 00:31:24,091
- Mmm.
- Stop that.

709
00:31:24,092 --> 00:31:26,093
- Mmm.
- You're not even 21.

710
00:31:26,094 --> 00:31:28,161
Oh, my God.

711
00:31:28,162 --> 00:31:30,997
Is that so good because
it's bad, or is it just good?

712
00:31:30,998 --> 00:31:32,666
It's just good, silly.

713
00:31:32,667 --> 00:31:35,068
Mmm.

714
00:31:35,069 --> 00:31:36,703
Okay, I have to
get the generator

715
00:31:36,704 --> 00:31:38,004
back to Little Otter.

716
00:31:38,005 --> 00:31:40,273
But you have no
air in your tire.

717
00:31:40,274 --> 00:31:43,977
I'll borrow one of Roger's
atvs and tow it back.

718
00:31:43,978 --> 00:31:47,647
Good plan.

719
00:31:47,648 --> 00:31:51,318
Are you trying to
seduce me again?

720
00:31:51,319 --> 00:31:54,322
Who's seducing who here?

721
00:31:55,623 --> 00:31:56,690
I'm so bad.

722
00:31:56,691 --> 00:32:00,093
No. Stop with the guilt.

723
00:32:00,094 --> 00:32:02,696
It doesn't make you
a bad person, Sarah.

724
00:32:02,697 --> 00:32:03,697
What does it make me?

725
00:32:03,698 --> 00:32:06,067
Hot as hell.

726
00:32:16,611 --> 00:32:18,712
♪ Something is
not right with me ♪

727
00:32:18,713 --> 00:32:21,047
♪ something is
not right with me ♪

728
00:32:21,048 --> 00:32:22,315
♪ something is
not right with me ♪

729
00:32:22,316 --> 00:32:24,484
♪ how was I
supposed to know? ♪

730
00:32:24,485 --> 00:32:25,652
♪ Something is not... ♪

731
00:32:33,361 --> 00:32:35,295
- Dude!
- Marina hates me now.

732
00:32:35,296 --> 00:32:37,197
Then maybe you shouldn't
have lied to me, jerk!

733
00:32:37,198 --> 00:32:38,632
Oh, that's why you're mad,
because I lied to you.

734
00:32:38,633 --> 00:32:41,067
- When did you become such a girl?
- Oh, I'm the girl?

735
00:32:41,068 --> 00:32:42,202
- Yeah.
- That's funny.

736
00:32:42,203 --> 00:32:43,637
Because I'm not the
one keeping secrets

737
00:32:43,638 --> 00:32:44,671
like a little bitch.

738
00:32:47,008 --> 00:32:48,608
♪ Song on the jukebox ♪

739
00:32:48,609 --> 00:32:50,677
♪ that gets
people dancing ♪

740
00:32:50,678 --> 00:32:53,313
♪ should have never
chose girlfriend ♪

741
00:32:53,314 --> 00:32:55,615
♪ Something is
not right with me ♪

742
00:32:55,616 --> 00:32:57,284
♪ Something is
not right with me ♪

743
00:32:57,285 --> 00:32:59,386
♪ Something is
not right with me ♪

744
00:32:59,387 --> 00:33:00,554
♪ how was I
supposed to know? ♪

745
00:33:00,555 --> 00:33:02,189
Why didn't you just
tell me the truth?

746
00:33:02,190 --> 00:33:04,391
- I thought we were friends.
- I didn't tell you anything

747
00:33:04,392 --> 00:33:05,959
because I have cancer
and Chloe was gonna tell

748
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:08,962
the whole camp
if I said anything.

749
00:33:08,963 --> 00:33:12,666
You're gonna be
mad at me for that?

750
00:33:12,667 --> 00:33:14,669
No.

751
00:33:17,438 --> 00:33:19,031
Now I feel terrible.

752
00:33:22,677 --> 00:33:23,677
He wants $5,000.

753
00:33:23,678 --> 00:33:26,580
- That's way over my budget.
- Give me a number.

754
00:33:26,581 --> 00:33:30,284
- 3,000? 3,200?
- Done.

755
00:33:31,385 --> 00:33:32,586
He's competing
with me right now.

756
00:33:32,587 --> 00:33:34,221
If I tell you not
to buy the car,

757
00:33:34,222 --> 00:33:36,523
Roger's got to get you
to buy it just to beat me.

758
00:33:36,524 --> 00:33:37,657
- Mm.
- Trust me.

759
00:33:37,658 --> 00:33:40,527
This is a contest.
I'm gonna win.

760
00:33:40,528 --> 00:33:42,429
So... got a deal?

761
00:33:42,430 --> 00:33:45,599
5 grand? That's crazy.
Let's go grab the classifieds.

762
00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:46,600
- Yeah.
- He's ripping you off.

763
00:33:46,601 --> 00:33:48,502
Hold on, skippy.

764
00:33:48,503 --> 00:33:49,970
4,500.

765
00:33:49,971 --> 00:33:52,939
Mack, I can find you a
car in that price range,

766
00:33:52,940 --> 00:33:54,241
and I'll fix it up for Buzz,

767
00:33:54,242 --> 00:33:55,342
and I'm not even gonna
charge you a thing.

768
00:33:55,343 --> 00:33:58,211
- Oh, Cole. You'd really do that?
- 4,000.

769
00:33:58,212 --> 00:33:59,579
- Wewe need to go right now.
- Okay.

770
00:33:59,580 --> 00:34:00,647
3,700.

771
00:34:00,648 --> 00:34:02,549
Mack, let me do
this for you, okay?

772
00:34:02,550 --> 00:34:03,683
I didn't even get
Buzz a present.

773
00:34:03,684 --> 00:34:04,651
3,500, not a penny less.
We got a deal?

774
00:34:04,652 --> 00:34:08,652
- 3,350?
- Done.

775
00:34:09,590 --> 00:34:12,192
So you've been sick
for, like, your whole life.

776
00:34:12,193 --> 00:34:13,960
Well, I'm not sick anymore.

777
00:34:13,961 --> 00:34:16,229
But they don't say
you're cancer-free

778
00:34:16,230 --> 00:34:17,397
until you hit five years,

779
00:34:17,398 --> 00:34:18,698
and it's only been
a year and a half.

780
00:34:18,699 --> 00:34:22,002
That sucks.

781
00:34:22,003 --> 00:34:23,937
So Chloe's, like,
really kinky.

782
00:34:23,938 --> 00:34:26,006
Dude, you have no idea.

783
00:34:26,007 --> 00:34:28,508
She's got, like, a
death fetish. So weird.

784
00:34:28,509 --> 00:34:30,944
You really made lemonade
out of that leukemia.

785
00:34:30,945 --> 00:34:33,548
Just using what God gave me.

786
00:34:36,017 --> 00:34:37,717
I'm sorry I kept
everything secret.

787
00:34:37,718 --> 00:34:39,653
I get it.

788
00:34:39,654 --> 00:34:41,221
I was just mad because
everyone was getting some

789
00:34:41,222 --> 00:34:42,289
except for me.

790
00:34:42,290 --> 00:34:43,723
- Hey.
- Hey.

791
00:34:43,724 --> 00:34:45,034
Truth or dare?

792
00:34:45,035 --> 00:34:46,035
Yeah, we're not playing anymore.

793
00:34:46,036 --> 00:34:47,102
Dare!

794
00:34:47,103 --> 00:34:50,139
- Crap.
- I dare you to steal that atv.

795
00:34:51,508 --> 00:34:53,642
Joyride!

796
00:34:53,643 --> 00:34:56,413
Yeah!

797
00:34:58,682 --> 00:34:59,949
Hey.

798
00:34:59,950 --> 00:35:02,318
- Hey!
- There you are.

799
00:35:02,319 --> 00:35:03,953
Hey, I looked for
you when I got back.

800
00:35:03,954 --> 00:35:06,956
Ryan and his Ridgefield douches
let the air out of my tires,

801
00:35:06,957 --> 00:35:08,190
so I had to tow
the generator back

802
00:35:08,191 --> 00:35:09,325
on Roger's atv.

803
00:35:09,326 --> 00:35:10,626
It was so annoying.

804
00:35:10,627 --> 00:35:11,994
The air out of your tires?
What are they, eight?

805
00:35:11,995 --> 00:35:13,228
Yeah, anyway...

806
00:35:13,229 --> 00:35:15,331
It all worked out,
and I got the generator.

807
00:35:15,332 --> 00:35:16,532
How'd it go here?

808
00:35:16,533 --> 00:35:18,000
Oh, nothing too bad.

809
00:35:18,001 --> 00:35:20,035
Stifled a nudist uprising,

810
00:35:20,036 --> 00:35:22,004
found a missing kid,
saved a man's life,

811
00:35:22,005 --> 00:35:23,346
oh, and I cheated on you.

812
00:35:25,108 --> 00:35:28,177
Grace kissed me
after I found Fyodor.

813
00:35:28,178 --> 00:35:30,946
- She's got a crush, huh?
- You know how it is.

814
00:35:30,947 --> 00:35:33,482
Older, handsome,
very impressive guy

815
00:35:33,483 --> 00:35:35,114
who saved her dad's life.

816
00:35:37,577 --> 00:35:40,079
Course she has a crush.

817
00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:42,159
Hey, what's the matter?

818
00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:44,161
Nothing. I just... I got
to get ready for dinner.

819
00:35:44,162 --> 00:35:47,165
It's like... blah...
a million things to do, so...

820
00:36:02,048 --> 00:36:03,945
<i>We are expecting
triple-digit heat</i>

821
00:36:03,980 --> 00:36:05,713
<i>at least till tomorrow night.</i>

822
00:36:05,748 --> 00:36:08,716
<i>With temps reaching 108
degrees in some counties,</i>

823
00:36:08,751 --> 00:36:10,607
<i>it's pretty sticky out there.</i>

824
00:36:10,642 --> 00:36:12,369
Whoo!

825
00:36:14,771 --> 00:36:16,638
My stomach feels a little funny.

826
00:36:16,639 --> 00:36:18,674
The whiskey and schnapps
don't seem to mix so well.

827
00:36:18,675 --> 00:36:19,675
You guys gonna chicken out?

828
00:36:19,676 --> 00:36:21,209
Shut up, Greg.

829
00:36:22,211 --> 00:36:25,814
There we go.

830
00:36:31,354 --> 00:36:32,354
- Do it!
- I can't turn!

831
00:36:32,355 --> 00:36:33,822
You gotta lean into it!

832
00:36:33,823 --> 00:36:35,857
Dude, wrong way! You're
looking me in the eye!

833
00:36:35,858 --> 00:36:37,793
- Slow down. Slow down!
- I'm trying!

834
00:36:37,794 --> 00:36:39,661
I can't stop this thing!

835
00:36:39,662 --> 00:36:42,464
3,350. Can you believe it?

836
00:36:42,465 --> 00:36:45,433
I think that was my
third awesome thing.

837
00:36:45,434 --> 00:36:46,501
Thanks, Cole.

838
00:36:46,502 --> 00:36:48,603
You made my
crappy day awesome.

839
00:36:48,604 --> 00:36:51,239
That's my job.

840
00:36:51,240 --> 00:36:52,607
I had a really
nice day with you.

841
00:36:52,608 --> 00:36:54,943
Thanks for telling me
about the baseball thing.

842
00:36:54,944 --> 00:36:57,912
I can't believe that I
didn't know that about you.

843
00:36:57,913 --> 00:36:59,447
It's not something
I really talk about

844
00:36:59,448 --> 00:37:00,482
to very many people.

845
00:37:01,684 --> 00:37:03,284
You guys, come on.
Follow me!

846
00:37:03,285 --> 00:37:04,486
- Uh
- Oh.

847
00:37:04,487 --> 00:37:07,255
What's happening?

848
00:37:07,256 --> 00:37:08,957
- Can you hear that?
- Mm-hmm.

849
00:37:08,958 --> 00:37:11,493
I don't like it!

850
00:37:13,162 --> 00:37:15,230
Happy sweet 16, man!

851
00:37:15,231 --> 00:37:16,965
We're gonna die!

852
00:37:26,342 --> 00:37:29,644
That was awesome!

853
00:37:32,381 --> 00:37:34,416
Did we die?

854
00:37:34,417 --> 00:37:37,652
Are we dead?

855
00:37:37,653 --> 00:37:40,021
Not yet.

856
00:37:40,022 --> 00:37:43,058
Mom, you're back early.

857
00:37:56,639 --> 00:37:58,139
Oh, no.

858
00:37:58,140 --> 00:38:00,041
Yeah.

859
00:38:00,042 --> 00:38:03,611
I'm sorry, mom.

860
00:38:03,612 --> 00:38:04,946
Your dad came by
for your dinner.

861
00:38:04,947 --> 00:38:05,947
I don't know
if you remember.

862
00:38:05,948 --> 00:38:07,982
Your head was in the toilet.

863
00:38:07,983 --> 00:38:10,952
I'm really, really sorry.

864
00:38:10,953 --> 00:38:12,187
I'm an idiot.

865
00:38:12,188 --> 00:38:15,490
Yeah, you are.
But so am I.

866
00:38:15,491 --> 00:38:18,026
I'm the one that spent the
day trying to outdo your dad

867
00:38:18,027 --> 00:38:20,628
and get you the best
birthday present ever.

868
00:38:20,629 --> 00:38:22,631
Mom.

869
00:38:24,567 --> 00:38:26,569
What'd you get me?

870
00:38:31,607 --> 00:38:34,442
Oh, mom.

871
00:38:34,443 --> 00:38:36,144
You're the best mom ever!

872
00:38:36,145 --> 00:38:38,646
Which is why you're
driving it back.

873
00:38:38,647 --> 00:38:40,115
You can have a car

874
00:38:40,116 --> 00:38:43,384
when you prove that
you're ready for one.

875
00:38:43,385 --> 00:38:45,954
What? You're making
me drive it back?

876
00:38:45,955 --> 00:38:48,523
That's psychological punishment
on a whole other level.

877
00:38:48,524 --> 00:38:50,225
This ain't my first rodeo.

878
00:38:50,226 --> 00:38:53,661
Five, four, three...

879
00:38:53,662 --> 00:38:54,896
- Can we take the highway?
- No.

880
00:39:05,975 --> 00:39:07,642
Hey.

881
00:39:07,643 --> 00:39:09,244
Who's the most special
girl in the world?

882
00:39:09,245 --> 00:39:10,612
I'm not.

883
00:39:10,613 --> 00:39:12,981
I'm sorry.
Honey, it was an accident.

884
00:39:12,982 --> 00:39:14,015
It happens to all of us.

885
00:39:14,016 --> 00:39:15,049
One time, I lost you at the mall.

886
00:39:15,050 --> 00:39:16,751
- When?
- It doesn't matter.

887
00:39:16,752 --> 00:39:19,387
Who loves you
more than anybody?

888
00:39:19,388 --> 00:39:20,755
You guys do.

889
00:39:20,756 --> 00:39:22,490
Forget about your
summer reading for a while.

890
00:39:22,491 --> 00:39:24,525
Your dad and I want you
to have a great summer.

891
00:39:24,526 --> 00:39:26,694
It's already halfway over.

892
00:39:39,741 --> 00:39:41,575
You should wear
your hair like this.

893
00:39:41,576 --> 00:39:44,046
It's much cuter.

894
00:39:45,514 --> 00:39:47,615
I'm so glad everything
is out in the open.

895
00:39:47,616 --> 00:39:49,650
Isn't this so much better?

896
00:39:49,651 --> 00:39:51,520
Yeah.

897
00:39:53,522 --> 00:39:55,523
Hey.

898
00:39:55,524 --> 00:39:57,291
I think I can get my
hands on a boat later on

899
00:39:57,292 --> 00:39:58,559
if you want to go sailing.

900
00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:00,729
I don't know, maybe.

901
00:40:02,164 --> 00:40:05,366
I'm sorry about yesterday.

902
00:40:05,367 --> 00:40:06,767
I think I had way
too much schnapps.

903
00:40:06,768 --> 00:40:10,037
You think?

904
00:40:10,038 --> 00:40:11,372
I-I just don't get it.

905
00:40:11,373 --> 00:40:15,176
What happened to that sweet
guy who wrote me that song?

906
00:40:15,177 --> 00:40:16,243
I know.

907
00:40:16,244 --> 00:40:19,380
I messed up.

908
00:40:19,381 --> 00:40:22,817
But I'm still that guy, and...

909
00:40:22,818 --> 00:40:27,322
And being with you makes
me want to be better.

910
00:40:31,626 --> 00:40:35,364
What time do you
want to go sailing?

911
00:40:38,066 --> 00:40:39,767
How you feeling?

912
00:40:39,768 --> 00:40:41,168
Bummed.

913
00:40:41,169 --> 00:40:44,205
I really wanted to buy
that little idiot a car.

914
00:40:44,206 --> 00:40:46,540
Ah. He would
have wrecked it.

915
00:40:46,541 --> 00:40:48,442
- You probably saved his life.
- Yeah.

916
00:40:48,443 --> 00:40:50,544
He's not ready.

917
00:40:50,545 --> 00:40:52,513
Yesterday was
still fun, though.

918
00:40:52,514 --> 00:40:55,751
I like three awesome
things every day.

919
00:41:10,432 --> 00:41:12,801
Why not?

920
00:41:14,369 --> 00:41:17,105
All kinds of reasons.

921
00:41:19,541 --> 00:41:22,109
Let me know when you
think of a good one.

922
00:41:43,247 --> 00:41:48,515
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