1 00:00:01,300 --> 00:00:03,303 See that aspiring model there? 2 00:00:03,320 --> 00:00:06,138 That's me... Deb... until the day I died. 3 00:00:06,797 --> 00:00:08,831 I thought I'd go straight to heaven, 4 00:00:08,882 --> 00:00:10,333 but there was a bit of a mix-up, 5 00:00:10,384 --> 00:00:11,918 and I woke up in someone else's body. 6 00:00:13,170 --> 00:00:14,754 So now I'm Jane, 7 00:00:14,788 --> 00:00:18,307 a super-busy lawyer with my very own assistant. 8 00:00:18,342 --> 00:00:20,476 I got a new life, a new wardrobe, 9 00:00:20,510 --> 00:00:22,929 and the only people who really know what's going on with me 10 00:00:22,963 --> 00:00:26,015 are my girlfriend Stacy and my guardian angel, Paul. 11 00:00:26,066 --> 00:00:27,800 I used to think everything happened for a reason. 12 00:00:27,818 --> 00:00:30,436 - Whoo! - Now, I sure hope I was right. 13 00:00:31,595 --> 00:00:35,595 Drop Dead Diva 5x08 - 50 Shades of Grayson Original air date August 11, 2013 14 00:00:35,620 --> 00:00:38,620 Sync and corrections by atrn97g for www.addic7ed.com 15 00:00:46,103 --> 00:00:47,821 Oh, no, no, seriously, I'm good. 16 00:00:47,872 --> 00:00:49,939 I'm good. 17 00:00:52,626 --> 00:00:53,660 - Stacy! - Oh! Oh! 18 00:00:53,711 --> 00:00:55,295 Oh, wow! 19 00:00:59,383 --> 00:01:00,616 You must do like a thousand push-ups every day. 20 00:01:00,634 --> 00:01:02,585 Oh! 21 00:01:03,838 --> 00:01:05,171 It's too close. It's too close! 22 00:01:08,959 --> 00:01:11,261 - Oh, God! Oh, God! - Emma! 23 00:01:11,295 --> 00:01:13,012 Hi! 24 00:01:13,064 --> 00:01:14,481 You should totally do a shot on that blond's six pack. 25 00:01:14,515 --> 00:01:16,966 - I will call him over. - Oh, I'm fine. I'm fine. 26 00:01:16,984 --> 00:01:19,135 But thanks, Stacy. 27 00:01:19,153 --> 00:01:21,104 Can you believe I'm getting married in two days? 28 00:01:21,138 --> 00:01:22,856 No. 29 00:01:22,907 --> 00:01:24,157 I shouldn't even be looking at them. 30 00:01:24,191 --> 00:01:25,775 I know, but let's kind of look again. 31 00:01:27,578 --> 00:01:30,113 Oh, this is Robert's best man calling from the bachelor party. 32 00:01:30,147 --> 00:01:31,481 Okay. 33 00:01:31,499 --> 00:01:34,033 No, Stacy! Stace! 34 00:01:34,085 --> 00:01:36,336 That's like your third shooter in 10 minutes. 35 00:01:36,370 --> 00:01:39,322 I'm about to be artificially inseminated. 36 00:01:39,340 --> 00:01:42,825 And this bachelorette party is... it's like my last hurrah. 37 00:01:42,843 --> 00:01:46,379 - Okay. - Emma! 38 00:01:46,430 --> 00:01:48,214 Who wants to strip naked 39 00:01:48,265 --> 00:01:49,883 and jump into the neighbor's hot tub?! 40 00:01:51,769 --> 00:01:53,553 Wow, are you okay? 41 00:01:53,604 --> 00:01:55,838 Robert was arrested in San Diego. 42 00:01:57,525 --> 00:01:59,559 I need to get down there, Jane. He needs a lawyer. 43 00:02:04,865 --> 00:02:07,683 I am furious. I'm devastated. I am pissed to high hell! 44 00:02:07,701 --> 00:02:09,852 Just slow down. Start from the beginning. 45 00:02:11,539 --> 00:02:14,524 When my husband lost his job, we were in bad shape. 46 00:02:14,542 --> 00:02:16,743 So I decided to publish a book online. 47 00:02:16,794 --> 00:02:20,413 And at first, I was earning almost $2,000 a month, 48 00:02:20,464 --> 00:02:22,332 but now almost nothing. 49 00:02:22,366 --> 00:02:23,917 And it's all because a best seller 50 00:02:23,968 --> 00:02:27,036 ripped off my story line, my characters... everything! 51 00:02:27,054 --> 00:02:32,091 Look. Here's my book. 52 00:02:32,143 --> 00:02:35,094 An Erotic Thriller." 53 00:02:35,146 --> 00:02:37,430 I know what you're thinking. 54 00:02:37,481 --> 00:02:38,731 But it paid the bills. 55 00:02:38,766 --> 00:02:40,099 Last we spoke, 56 00:02:40,151 --> 00:02:41,851 I thought you were writing a serious novel. 57 00:02:41,885 --> 00:02:43,686 Yeah, I couldn't find a publisher. 58 00:02:43,720 --> 00:02:46,055 But they all complimented on the one sex scene... 59 00:02:46,073 --> 00:02:48,274 missionary in a yoga studio. 60 00:02:48,325 --> 00:02:52,061 And that's when you decided to write e-rom? 61 00:02:53,164 --> 00:02:54,747 Erotic romance. 62 00:02:54,782 --> 00:02:56,115 There's a huge market 63 00:02:56,167 --> 00:02:58,034 for female-focused historical erotica. 64 00:02:58,068 --> 00:03:01,204 "The Randy Baron" saved my family. 65 00:03:01,238 --> 00:03:03,739 But then it got ripped off by "The Naughty Earl." 66 00:03:05,075 --> 00:03:06,576 Look. 67 00:03:09,597 --> 00:03:11,381 With the marketing behind that book, 68 00:03:11,415 --> 00:03:12,575 my book has become invisible. 69 00:03:12,583 --> 00:03:13,766 They're really that similar? 70 00:03:15,352 --> 00:03:17,604 Down to the mead-driven orgy in the hedge maze. 71 00:03:17,638 --> 00:03:19,856 Mmm! I've always wanted to do it in a maze. 72 00:03:20,691 --> 00:03:23,643 You're not alone. Women really responded to my book. 73 00:03:23,694 --> 00:03:26,779 Well, that's probably why Elyse Hoffman copied you. 74 00:03:26,814 --> 00:03:29,765 Cindy, we'll start working on your case immediately. 75 00:03:35,623 --> 00:03:38,908 Robert was having a blast. 76 00:03:38,942 --> 00:03:40,326 We got drunk at the hotel 77 00:03:40,377 --> 00:03:43,296 and decided to cross the border into Tijuana. 78 00:03:43,330 --> 00:03:44,831 - Always a smart decision. - We were marinated in Tequila. 79 00:03:44,882 --> 00:03:47,000 We weren't thinking straight. 80 00:03:47,051 --> 00:03:48,835 What exactly happened to my fiancé? 81 00:03:48,886 --> 00:03:50,753 When we were coming back to the U.S., 82 00:03:50,787 --> 00:03:52,955 we got separated at the border-crossing station. 83 00:03:52,973 --> 00:03:56,092 As his best man, I went to look for him 84 00:03:56,126 --> 00:03:58,978 and found out he was arrested for disorderly conduct. 85 00:03:59,013 --> 00:04:00,963 Okay, I need to speak with Robert. 86 00:04:00,981 --> 00:04:02,181 The marshal said he'll come get us 87 00:04:02,233 --> 00:04:03,349 when he's in his holding cell. 88 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:04,800 - Holding cell?! - No, no, no. 89 00:04:04,818 --> 00:04:06,603 It's all fine. 90 00:04:06,637 --> 00:04:09,105 Listen, you and Robert are going to be married tomorrow night. 91 00:04:09,139 --> 00:04:10,323 I promise. 92 00:04:10,357 --> 00:04:11,807 Okay? 93 00:04:11,825 --> 00:04:14,310 Anyone need caffeine? 94 00:04:15,079 --> 00:04:18,147 - No, thank you. - Okay, I'll be right back. 95 00:04:23,370 --> 00:04:25,505 Ah, this court never has cream. 96 00:04:25,539 --> 00:04:28,007 Which is why I keep a stash in the fridge. 97 00:04:28,042 --> 00:04:29,342 You never know when they'll arrest a client at the border. 98 00:04:29,376 --> 00:04:31,177 Thank you! 99 00:04:31,211 --> 00:04:33,680 - I'm Luis. - Jane. 100 00:04:33,714 --> 00:04:34,997 You an immigration attorney? 101 00:04:35,015 --> 00:04:36,466 Well, my office is in Long Beach, 102 00:04:36,500 --> 00:04:38,468 but I practically live in this courthouse. 103 00:04:38,502 --> 00:04:40,470 - Ah! - I am digging that outfit. 104 00:04:41,889 --> 00:04:42,889 Especially the, uh, glitter in the hair. 105 00:04:42,940 --> 00:04:43,890 Oh. Yeah. 106 00:04:43,941 --> 00:04:45,692 I left a bachelorette party 107 00:04:45,726 --> 00:04:48,544 to rescue a drunk bachelor who got arrested at the border. 108 00:04:48,579 --> 00:04:50,480 Happens every night. 109 00:04:50,514 --> 00:04:51,875 You'll argue before judge Coleman, 110 00:04:51,899 --> 00:04:53,182 and if your client doesn't have a record, 111 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:54,317 he'll just be released with a fine. 112 00:04:54,351 --> 00:04:56,986 Great. Thank you. 113 00:04:57,020 --> 00:04:59,372 Excuse me. Jane? Robert's ready for us. 114 00:04:59,406 --> 00:05:00,907 Okay. Thanks, again. Luis? 115 00:05:00,958 --> 00:05:02,525 Yeah. No problem. I'll see you later. 116 00:05:02,543 --> 00:05:03,526 I have an appearance before the same judge, so... 117 00:05:03,544 --> 00:05:06,079 Great. 118 00:05:06,130 --> 00:05:08,531 Emma, I am so sorry. 119 00:05:08,549 --> 00:05:11,718 You swore that the party wouldn't get out of control. 120 00:05:11,752 --> 00:05:13,419 What happened? 121 00:05:13,470 --> 00:05:14,754 Honestly, I don't know. 122 00:05:14,805 --> 00:05:17,206 Okay, Robert, what do you remember? 123 00:05:17,224 --> 00:05:19,709 I was at the Hard Rock pounding shots, 124 00:05:19,727 --> 00:05:22,211 and then I woke up in jail with vomit on my shoes. 125 00:05:22,229 --> 00:05:25,515 Everything in between is a blank. 126 00:05:25,549 --> 00:05:28,067 Emma, please forgive me. 127 00:05:28,102 --> 00:05:31,237 I can't wait to get married. 128 00:05:31,271 --> 00:05:34,056 But right now I want to kill you. 129 00:05:41,582 --> 00:05:43,733 You had an impressive second quarter. 130 00:05:43,751 --> 00:05:45,234 Things are certainly up since you've arrived. 131 00:05:45,252 --> 00:05:47,403 I'm just part of a team, Mr. Tuttle. 132 00:05:47,421 --> 00:05:50,123 - Ah. Meet my colleague. - Ah, Ms. Kaswell. 133 00:05:50,174 --> 00:05:51,791 It's a pleasure to meet you. I'm sorry I'm late. 134 00:05:51,842 --> 00:05:53,760 I was just with a client. 135 00:05:53,794 --> 00:05:55,911 Not a problem. Clients should always come first. 136 00:05:55,929 --> 00:05:59,081 Spoken like a true malpractice insurance adjustor. 137 00:06:00,517 --> 00:06:01,801 Yes, and, uh, I'm sure you're both busy, 138 00:06:01,852 --> 00:06:02,802 so I'll get down to it. 139 00:06:02,853 --> 00:06:04,387 Mr. Parker has hired me 140 00:06:04,421 --> 00:06:06,639 to make sure that the firm is adequately protected. 141 00:06:06,690 --> 00:06:10,943 I'll need access to all of your employees and your records. 142 00:06:10,978 --> 00:06:12,779 I'm sorry. W... will you excuse me for a second? 143 00:06:12,813 --> 00:06:14,230 Certainly. 144 00:06:14,264 --> 00:06:15,984 I'll use the time to speak with Ms. Kaswell. 145 00:06:16,033 --> 00:06:17,233 Great. 146 00:06:20,270 --> 00:06:22,572 So, Ms. Kaswell, 147 00:06:22,606 --> 00:06:24,774 how long do you plan on being out of commission? 148 00:06:24,792 --> 00:06:26,576 Excuse me? 149 00:06:26,610 --> 00:06:29,996 Maternity leave. It's relevant to my assessment. 150 00:06:30,047 --> 00:06:31,831 Oh. 151 00:06:31,882 --> 00:06:36,002 Um, yeah, I plan to keep my leave as short as possible. 152 00:06:36,053 --> 00:06:38,638 Uh-huh. 153 00:06:38,672 --> 00:06:44,310 I mean, I'm... I'm working on my childcare plans right now. 154 00:06:44,344 --> 00:06:46,179 I... I believe it, uh, takes a village. 155 00:06:46,230 --> 00:06:47,463 A village? 156 00:06:48,649 --> 00:06:52,151 Hmm. Got it. 157 00:06:56,573 --> 00:06:58,024 Stacy, what's wrong? 158 00:06:58,075 --> 00:06:59,942 Oh, nothing's wrong. 159 00:06:59,976 --> 00:07:02,144 I brought gifts in honor of your sperm donation. 160 00:07:02,162 --> 00:07:04,313 - Boxers? - Mm-hmm. 161 00:07:04,331 --> 00:07:06,999 Well, Jane happened to mention that you wear tighty whities, 162 00:07:07,034 --> 00:07:08,117 - but... - Huh. 163 00:07:08,151 --> 00:07:09,535 ...to maximize sperm motility, 164 00:07:09,586 --> 00:07:11,120 you got to keep those fellas free and cool. 165 00:07:11,154 --> 00:07:12,205 Uh-huh. 166 00:07:12,256 --> 00:07:13,706 Fertil-aid... 167 00:07:13,757 --> 00:07:17,960 the selenium and zinc increase sperm count. 168 00:07:17,994 --> 00:07:20,797 Let me guess... super sperm water. 169 00:07:20,831 --> 00:07:22,048 No, just regular water. 170 00:07:22,099 --> 00:07:23,579 Don't take the pills without drinking. 171 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:25,167 I don't want you to choke. 172 00:07:25,185 --> 00:07:27,837 Okay. Stacy, when exactly will you be ovulating? 173 00:07:27,855 --> 00:07:29,305 Any day now. 174 00:07:29,339 --> 00:07:30,473 As soon as my ovulation stick turns pink, 175 00:07:30,507 --> 00:07:32,007 I will pick you up, 176 00:07:32,025 --> 00:07:33,693 drive you to the clinic at Roosevelt Hospital, 177 00:07:33,727 --> 00:07:35,695 and you can make a fresh deposit. 178 00:07:35,729 --> 00:07:37,530 Okay. I'll be ready. 179 00:07:37,564 --> 00:07:39,649 - Okay! - All right. 180 00:07:39,683 --> 00:07:42,151 Excuse me. 181 00:07:42,185 --> 00:07:45,154 I did some digging on the "Randy Baron" case. 182 00:07:45,188 --> 00:07:47,373 Now, according to Cindy's sales records, 183 00:07:47,407 --> 00:07:48,708 her e-book was downloaded 184 00:07:48,742 --> 00:07:49,709 by an executive at the publishing house. 185 00:07:49,743 --> 00:07:51,193 Well, that's great. 186 00:07:51,211 --> 00:07:52,545 It proves the publishing house had access. 187 00:07:52,579 --> 00:07:54,530 - Nice work. - Thanks. 188 00:07:59,202 --> 00:08:01,003 Nicole's stepping up. 189 00:08:01,037 --> 00:08:02,371 I'm glad you've noticed. 190 00:08:02,406 --> 00:08:03,940 You know, we only date where we work 191 00:08:03,974 --> 00:08:05,775 when we're too busy to seek it out elsewhere. 192 00:08:05,809 --> 00:08:07,343 Says the woman who's expecting 193 00:08:07,377 --> 00:08:09,262 the senior partner's baby any minute. 194 00:08:09,313 --> 00:08:11,597 Says the woman who was dumped by the senior partner 195 00:08:11,648 --> 00:08:12,765 and speaks from experience. 196 00:08:12,816 --> 00:08:15,184 Hey, Grayson, other than me, 197 00:08:15,218 --> 00:08:16,853 does anyone else know about the two of you? 198 00:08:16,887 --> 00:08:18,855 No, we're being discreet. 199 00:08:18,889 --> 00:08:21,357 Well, for what it's worth, be careful. 200 00:08:21,391 --> 00:08:22,859 Don't hurt her. 201 00:08:22,893 --> 00:08:26,412 What about me? I could get hurt. 202 00:08:26,446 --> 00:08:30,666 Yeah, that's not gonna happen. 203 00:08:32,119 --> 00:08:35,755 Was my client sloppy-drunk? Yes. 204 00:08:35,789 --> 00:08:37,573 I mean, we all know how guys can be at bachelor parties. 205 00:08:37,591 --> 00:08:40,075 But the disorderly-conduct charge should be dropped. 206 00:08:40,093 --> 00:08:42,745 My client has no prior record. 207 00:08:42,779 --> 00:08:45,715 What does the United States have to say on this? 208 00:08:45,749 --> 00:08:48,050 Your Honor, the United States is amending its complaint. 209 00:08:48,084 --> 00:08:50,052 We are now charging Robert Medina 210 00:08:50,086 --> 00:08:51,721 with false representation of citizenship 211 00:08:51,755 --> 00:08:56,258 in violation of 8 U.S. code section 12-27. 212 00:08:56,276 --> 00:08:57,593 Excuse me. What? 213 00:08:57,611 --> 00:08:59,428 Your client is not a U.S. citizen. 214 00:09:00,597 --> 00:09:02,765 It's true. I... I moved to the U.S. when I was an infant, 215 00:09:02,783 --> 00:09:04,099 and I have a green card. 216 00:09:04,117 --> 00:09:05,902 I don't even speak Spanish. 217 00:09:05,936 --> 00:09:07,904 Okay, my client is a legal resident. He has a green card. 218 00:09:07,938 --> 00:09:08,938 The defendant was born in Mexico. 219 00:09:08,956 --> 00:09:10,623 Your Honor, last night, 220 00:09:10,657 --> 00:09:12,959 while trying to cross back into the United States, 221 00:09:12,993 --> 00:09:14,911 he went into the American-citizen line. 222 00:09:14,945 --> 00:09:18,113 I call the court's attention to the surveillance footage. 223 00:09:22,786 --> 00:09:24,119 Okay, what is the problem? 224 00:09:24,137 --> 00:09:25,638 His California driver's license is valid. 225 00:09:25,672 --> 00:09:27,974 So, Your Honor, as I mentioned earlier, 226 00:09:28,008 --> 00:09:29,976 my client was really drunk. 227 00:09:30,010 --> 00:09:32,144 Getting in the wrong line... it was just... 228 00:09:32,179 --> 00:09:33,479 it was just an innocent mistake. 229 00:09:33,513 --> 00:09:35,815 The law prohibits the impersonation 230 00:09:35,849 --> 00:09:37,650 of an American citizen at a border crossing. 231 00:09:37,684 --> 00:09:39,101 It... 232 00:09:39,135 --> 00:09:41,654 I agree. I'm gonna set this down for trial. 233 00:09:41,688 --> 00:09:43,973 Uh, whoa! 234 00:09:43,991 --> 00:09:46,976 Your Honor, my client is due to be married in 36 hours. 235 00:09:46,994 --> 00:09:49,495 I request an expedited hearing. 236 00:09:49,529 --> 00:09:50,496 Fine, we'll reconvene after lunch. 237 00:09:58,005 --> 00:09:59,321 - Ms. Bingum? - Yeah? 238 00:09:59,339 --> 00:10:01,123 I know you're in a rush, 239 00:10:01,157 --> 00:10:03,960 but, uh... If your client is found guilty, 240 00:10:03,994 --> 00:10:06,462 the penalty is exclusion from the U.S. 241 00:10:06,496 --> 00:10:07,964 for a minimum of five years. 242 00:10:07,998 --> 00:10:09,966 Robert will be stuck in Mexico? 243 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,468 Yeah, that's right, and, uh, I'm sorry to say, 244 00:10:12,502 --> 00:10:14,149 but the odds are against you. 245 00:10:24,503 --> 00:10:27,009 Oh, man. I love bachelor parties. 246 00:10:27,035 --> 00:10:29,002 Getting so drunk you can't remember anything? 247 00:10:29,037 --> 00:10:30,454 What's the point? 248 00:10:30,488 --> 00:10:32,506 If you have to ask, you can't understand it. 249 00:10:32,540 --> 00:10:34,041 Whose phone is this, anyway? 250 00:10:34,092 --> 00:10:35,876 The best man's, whom I blame 251 00:10:35,927 --> 00:10:38,345 for taking my client out of the country in the first place. 252 00:10:38,379 --> 00:10:40,013 Thank you for driving down, by the way. 253 00:10:40,048 --> 00:10:42,966 I needed this change of clothes in the worst way. 254 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:45,302 I listened to Beyoncé. I flashed a few truckers. 255 00:10:45,336 --> 00:10:46,636 Two hours flew by. 256 00:10:48,272 --> 00:10:49,339 Now that I'm here, I thought I might go to the beach. 257 00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:50,340 Uh, no. Not so fast. 258 00:10:50,358 --> 00:10:51,858 I need you to go through 259 00:10:51,893 --> 00:10:52,976 the discovery the A.U.S.A. just dumped on me. 260 00:10:54,529 --> 00:10:57,013 Hey, I thought you angelinos might be hungry. 261 00:10:57,031 --> 00:11:00,817 - Gracias, señor. - Thank you! 262 00:11:00,851 --> 00:11:02,352 So the false-representation charge... 263 00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:03,904 - Mm-hmm. - ...It's based on 264 00:11:03,955 --> 00:11:06,156 this federal statute rarely enforced before 9/11, 265 00:11:06,190 --> 00:11:08,658 but now the U.S. attorney's office is using it 266 00:11:08,692 --> 00:11:10,043 as this anti-immigration weapon. 267 00:11:10,078 --> 00:11:12,829 Robert is a legal immigrant with no record! 268 00:11:12,863 --> 00:11:14,664 Yes, and having a clean record is key. 269 00:11:14,698 --> 00:11:16,049 Be sure to tell the court 270 00:11:16,084 --> 00:11:17,367 that Robert never meant to misrepresent himself. 271 00:11:17,402 --> 00:11:20,036 - Okay. - Oh, and it wouldn't hurt 272 00:11:20,054 --> 00:11:21,338 to compliment judge Coleman's watch. 273 00:11:21,372 --> 00:11:23,724 Why his watch? 274 00:11:23,758 --> 00:11:26,059 His brother makes these handcrafted watch bands. 275 00:11:26,094 --> 00:11:28,545 He could talk about it for hours. 276 00:11:30,932 --> 00:11:33,400 Thank you for helping my wife. 277 00:11:33,434 --> 00:11:35,051 Her book... it... it really saved us. 278 00:11:35,069 --> 00:11:37,404 Don't worry, Howard. We're gonna make this right. 279 00:11:37,438 --> 00:11:38,655 All rise. 280 00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:43,393 Be seated. 281 00:11:43,411 --> 00:11:44,911 - Ms. Kaswell. - Yes. 282 00:11:44,946 --> 00:11:47,030 Your Honor, we'd like to introduce 283 00:11:47,064 --> 00:11:48,532 as plaintiff's exhibit "A," 284 00:11:48,566 --> 00:11:51,701 a sales report from my client's company. 285 00:11:51,735 --> 00:11:55,038 On may 5th, a credit card owned by Jamie Levit 286 00:11:55,072 --> 00:11:56,706 was used to purchase my client's book. 287 00:11:56,740 --> 00:11:59,543 Ms. Levit is an editor with the Hudson Lake Press, 288 00:11:59,577 --> 00:12:01,911 which proves they had access to her book. 289 00:12:01,929 --> 00:12:03,580 Just because an employee purchased the book 290 00:12:03,598 --> 00:12:06,049 doesn't prove Elyse Hoffman copied it. 291 00:12:06,083 --> 00:12:09,219 Correct, which is why we need to hear from Ms. Hoffman. 292 00:12:09,253 --> 00:12:11,087 Elyse Hoffman is actually here. 293 00:12:12,590 --> 00:12:13,923 I'm I'm sorry. What? 294 00:12:13,941 --> 00:12:16,259 Hudson Lake Press is Elyse Hoffman. 295 00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:18,562 You want to explain that? 296 00:12:18,596 --> 00:12:20,280 My client uses a team of writers 297 00:12:20,314 --> 00:12:24,234 to compose their erotic fiction, but even if we admit to access, 298 00:12:24,268 --> 00:12:27,604 the standard for a plagiarism claim is substantial similarity. 299 00:12:27,622 --> 00:12:29,122 We are not stipulating to that. 300 00:12:29,157 --> 00:12:31,458 She's right, Ms. Kaswell. 301 00:12:31,492 --> 00:12:33,627 And the burden of proof is on you. 302 00:12:39,450 --> 00:12:41,751 Well, thank you for noticing, Ms. Bingum. 303 00:12:41,785 --> 00:12:44,087 These bands also come in women's styles, 304 00:12:44,121 --> 00:12:46,423 and they're available in a shop across the street. 305 00:12:46,457 --> 00:12:48,258 Well, I will have to buy me a few 306 00:12:48,292 --> 00:12:50,960 before heading back to L.A., which I'm hoping will be today, 307 00:12:50,978 --> 00:12:53,963 as there's no reason to further detain my client, 308 00:12:53,981 --> 00:12:55,432 a respected businessman 309 00:12:55,466 --> 00:12:58,151 who never intended to misrepresent himself. 310 00:12:58,186 --> 00:13:01,271 Very well. Does the government wish to add anything? 311 00:13:01,305 --> 00:13:02,689 Yes, Your Honor. 312 00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:05,442 Based on recent information, we are proceeding 313 00:13:05,476 --> 00:13:07,644 with additional criminal charges against the defendant. 314 00:13:07,662 --> 00:13:10,497 - What?! - Solicitation of a prostitute 315 00:13:10,531 --> 00:13:12,782 at the San Diego Hard Rock Hotel 316 00:13:12,816 --> 00:13:15,318 yesterday, prior to visiting Mexico. 317 00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:17,654 The San Diego P.D. just sent my office 318 00:13:17,672 --> 00:13:22,158 a credit-card receipt for a "happy massage." 319 00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:27,497 - Even if that's true... - It's not true. 320 00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:29,633 Even if the allegations are true, 321 00:13:29,667 --> 00:13:31,017 it's only a misdemeanor. 322 00:13:31,052 --> 00:13:33,520 It's also a crime of moral turpitude, 323 00:13:33,554 --> 00:13:35,522 and any person convicted of such a crime, 324 00:13:35,556 --> 00:13:37,691 if found guilty of false representation, 325 00:13:37,725 --> 00:13:40,727 faces a 10-year exclusion from the United States. 326 00:13:43,064 --> 00:13:45,515 I'm sorry, Ms. Bingum, but these proceedings are stayed 327 00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:48,985 pending the outcome of this solicitation charge, 328 00:13:49,019 --> 00:13:50,570 which I will hear this afternoon. 329 00:13:55,192 --> 00:13:59,663 So you have no memory of using your credit card at 11:03 P.M. 330 00:13:59,697 --> 00:14:01,715 To pay for a Tina Lassider's massage service? 331 00:14:01,749 --> 00:14:05,719 I... I don't remember anything. 332 00:14:05,753 --> 00:14:07,704 But I would never cheat on Emma. 333 00:14:07,738 --> 00:14:09,872 How can you not remember? 334 00:14:09,891 --> 00:14:12,842 No matter how much I drank, I would never cheat on you. 335 00:14:14,044 --> 00:14:15,178 Can I come in? 336 00:14:15,212 --> 00:14:17,514 Yeah. 337 00:14:17,548 --> 00:14:19,182 Robert's innocent. 338 00:14:19,216 --> 00:14:21,518 He didn't hire the prostitute. 339 00:14:21,552 --> 00:14:22,652 I did. 340 00:14:24,105 --> 00:14:26,239 I... I used your credit card while you were passed out. 341 00:14:26,274 --> 00:14:27,724 Son of a bitch! 342 00:14:27,742 --> 00:14:30,277 I was really wasted, which is no excuse. 343 00:14:31,562 --> 00:14:33,446 I'm so sorry, dude. 344 00:14:42,072 --> 00:14:45,041 Let's talk about Jane Bingum. 345 00:14:45,075 --> 00:14:47,243 What about Jane? 346 00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:49,379 From what I've heard, she's a trial phenom. 347 00:14:49,413 --> 00:14:50,931 She is an asset to the firm. 348 00:14:50,965 --> 00:14:54,100 Mr. French, why did you join Harrison & Parker? 349 00:14:54,135 --> 00:14:56,386 I mean, you could have made more at a larger place. 350 00:14:56,420 --> 00:14:58,254 Cut to the chase, Tuttle. 351 00:14:58,272 --> 00:14:59,889 I think you came here for Jane. 352 00:14:59,923 --> 00:15:02,392 How is that relevant? 353 00:15:02,426 --> 00:15:03,893 Now that you're no longer together, 354 00:15:03,927 --> 00:15:05,228 I'd like to know if you plan on sticking around. 355 00:15:05,262 --> 00:15:07,447 We were over before I joined the firm. 356 00:15:07,481 --> 00:15:08,765 Perhaps you're hoping to win her back. 357 00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:10,066 No. No, that's not the case. 358 00:15:10,100 --> 00:15:11,818 You're a tremendous litigator. 359 00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:14,287 Why don't you try to convince me that you don't want Jane back. 360 00:15:14,322 --> 00:15:15,438 Mr. Tuttle. 361 00:15:16,774 --> 00:15:19,075 You need to know if I'm staying with the firm 362 00:15:19,109 --> 00:15:20,777 because if I left, it would affect our insurance. 363 00:15:20,795 --> 00:15:22,779 I'm telling you without hesitation 364 00:15:22,797 --> 00:15:24,113 I'm not going anywhere. 365 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,134 My client's best man hired the prostitute, 366 00:15:28,169 --> 00:15:29,419 and he is willing to plead guilty. 367 00:15:29,453 --> 00:15:31,004 I'll even go to jail. 368 00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:34,257 Robert is innocent. I swear. And I don't believe you. 369 00:15:34,291 --> 00:15:36,142 This isn't the first time a well-intentioned friend 370 00:15:36,177 --> 00:15:39,429 offered to take the heat for someone facing a harsh penalty, 371 00:15:39,463 --> 00:15:40,597 such as deportation. 372 00:15:40,631 --> 00:15:42,182 The immigration charge 373 00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:43,650 should have no bearing on how you handle this case. 374 00:15:43,684 --> 00:15:45,602 I won't drop the charges against your client, 375 00:15:45,636 --> 00:15:47,487 but I will offer him a deal... 376 00:15:47,521 --> 00:15:50,440 no jail time in exchange for a guilty plea. 377 00:15:52,142 --> 00:15:54,778 Well, unfortunately, we can't take that deal. 378 00:15:54,812 --> 00:15:57,480 Solicitation gets my client deported. 379 00:15:57,498 --> 00:16:00,867 Then I have no choice. I'll see you in court. 380 00:16:10,579 --> 00:16:12,485 We went into the suite's bedroom, 381 00:16:12,511 --> 00:16:15,880 and I ran his card on my phone's payment app. 382 00:16:15,915 --> 00:16:18,717 $250 is my rate for bobbing for apples, 383 00:16:18,751 --> 00:16:19,884 if you know what I mean. 384 00:16:19,919 --> 00:16:21,519 I believe I do. 385 00:16:21,554 --> 00:16:23,688 No further questions. 386 00:16:23,706 --> 00:16:25,707 Ms. Lassider, after you left the hotel, 387 00:16:25,741 --> 00:16:27,158 weren't you arrested for... 388 00:16:27,192 --> 00:16:29,828 "Bobbing for apples" with a different man 389 00:16:29,862 --> 00:16:31,996 three hours after you claimed you "bobbed" with my client? 390 00:16:32,031 --> 00:16:35,834 Yeah. They busted us in his prius. 391 00:16:35,868 --> 00:16:37,552 And yet you aren't being charged 392 00:16:37,586 --> 00:16:40,672 for any crimes that night, as part of your immunity deal. 393 00:16:40,706 --> 00:16:42,307 Yeah, but I'm telling the truth. 394 00:16:43,208 --> 00:16:44,259 Credit cards don't lie. 395 00:16:45,878 --> 00:16:48,212 Um... 396 00:16:49,899 --> 00:16:51,516 You know what, you're right. Credit cards don't lie. 397 00:16:51,550 --> 00:16:54,018 People's exhibit 3... 398 00:16:54,052 --> 00:16:58,740 your credit-card receipt complete with time... 11:03 P.M. 399 00:16:58,774 --> 00:17:00,692 That's relevant why? 400 00:17:00,726 --> 00:17:03,695 I would like to introduce into evidence 401 00:17:03,729 --> 00:17:08,249 defendant's exhibit 7 and 8... 402 00:17:08,284 --> 00:17:09,584 time-stamped photographs of my client 403 00:17:09,618 --> 00:17:11,202 taken the night of the alleged crime. 404 00:17:11,236 --> 00:17:12,754 Tina, those photographs show 405 00:17:12,788 --> 00:17:14,539 that my client was passed out at 10:48 P.M. 406 00:17:14,573 --> 00:17:20,244 And still passed out at 11:22 P.M. 407 00:17:20,262 --> 00:17:23,414 I imagine the hotel room was dark. 408 00:17:23,432 --> 00:17:26,918 Could you have "bobbed" for someone else's apple 409 00:17:26,936 --> 00:17:29,721 and confused him for my client? 410 00:17:29,755 --> 00:17:31,723 That's the guy. If it helps, 411 00:17:31,757 --> 00:17:34,359 I remember he was wearing blue boxer briefs. 412 00:17:36,762 --> 00:17:38,262 Blue boxer briefs? 413 00:17:39,448 --> 00:17:43,267 I... I find it interesting because when my client was arrested, 414 00:17:43,285 --> 00:17:45,269 he was wearing plaid boxers, 415 00:17:45,287 --> 00:17:48,573 as noted in defendant's exhibit 4... 416 00:17:48,607 --> 00:17:50,074 the federal intake report. 417 00:17:50,108 --> 00:17:52,443 At this time, I would like to ask Keith, 418 00:17:52,461 --> 00:17:55,446 Robert's best man, to please stand up. 419 00:17:56,966 --> 00:18:01,169 What color and style of underwear do you wear? 420 00:18:03,622 --> 00:18:05,623 See for yourself. 421 00:18:09,145 --> 00:18:11,346 Blue boxer briefs. 422 00:18:13,983 --> 00:18:15,767 I move to dismiss all charges against my client. 423 00:18:15,801 --> 00:18:17,602 Motion granted. This case is dismissed. 424 00:18:17,636 --> 00:18:19,270 We are done for the day. 425 00:18:19,304 --> 00:18:21,272 Your Honor, what about the false-representation charge? 426 00:18:21,306 --> 00:18:22,941 My docket's full. 427 00:18:22,975 --> 00:18:25,610 Soonest I'd be able to hear this is two weeks. 428 00:18:25,644 --> 00:18:26,861 No. No, no, no. 429 00:18:26,912 --> 00:18:27,996 See, my client's getting married tomorrow. 430 00:18:28,030 --> 00:18:29,981 There's nothing I can do. 431 00:18:29,999 --> 00:18:32,316 Uh, excuse me, Your Honor? 432 00:18:32,334 --> 00:18:34,318 I believe I have an at-liberty defendant 433 00:18:34,336 --> 00:18:35,987 scheduled to appear before you tomorrow morning. 434 00:18:36,005 --> 00:18:37,655 I'd be delighted to adjourn that matter 435 00:18:37,673 --> 00:18:39,657 in order to clear time for Ms. Bingum's case. 436 00:18:41,510 --> 00:18:44,295 Works for me. We're adjourned till tomorrow. 437 00:18:46,382 --> 00:18:51,135 Thank you so much. How can I ever repay you? 438 00:18:51,169 --> 00:18:53,438 Um, have dinner with me tonight? 439 00:18:55,340 --> 00:18:59,010 - Okay. - Okay. 440 00:19:03,015 --> 00:19:04,482 Professor Sharf, you have a PHD in literature 441 00:19:04,516 --> 00:19:06,150 from Stanford University? 442 00:19:06,184 --> 00:19:07,819 That's correct. 443 00:19:07,853 --> 00:19:09,353 And you've read both the novel and the online book. 444 00:19:09,371 --> 00:19:10,822 Every page. 445 00:19:10,856 --> 00:19:13,708 Did you find them to be substantially similar? 446 00:19:13,742 --> 00:19:15,026 Yes. 447 00:19:15,044 --> 00:19:16,861 Uh, characters, tone, scene structure, 448 00:19:16,879 --> 00:19:18,213 even the basic plot. 449 00:19:18,247 --> 00:19:20,364 And how do you explain that? 450 00:19:20,382 --> 00:19:22,750 Whoever wrote "The Naughty Earl" 451 00:19:22,801 --> 00:19:26,504 first read "The Randy Baron" and copied it. 452 00:19:26,538 --> 00:19:28,006 Nothing further. 453 00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:30,008 Professor Sharf, are you familiar with 454 00:19:30,042 --> 00:19:32,710 the software program called Plagiarismnet? 455 00:19:32,728 --> 00:19:36,397 Yes. It's the gold standard to prove plagiarism. 456 00:19:36,432 --> 00:19:39,901 I'd like to introduce into evidence a Plagiarismnet report 457 00:19:39,935 --> 00:19:42,520 comparing "The Naughty Earl" to "The Randy Baron." 458 00:19:42,554 --> 00:19:44,355 - Objection. - Your Honor, Ms. Kaswell 459 00:19:44,389 --> 00:19:47,075 can produce 100 experts who will say that 460 00:19:47,109 --> 00:19:49,077 these two books are substantially similar. 461 00:19:49,111 --> 00:19:51,062 I can produce 100 more that say they're not. 462 00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:53,414 We contend that this software 463 00:19:53,449 --> 00:19:55,783 is an objective way to provide the truth. 464 00:19:56,785 --> 00:19:58,703 The objection is overruled. 465 00:19:58,737 --> 00:20:01,238 Professor, I have the results 466 00:20:01,257 --> 00:20:05,242 of a Plagiarismnet comparison of these two novels. 467 00:20:05,261 --> 00:20:08,579 Could you please read the results? 468 00:20:08,597 --> 00:20:12,600 The report shows a score of 41%. 469 00:20:12,635 --> 00:20:15,219 Can you explain what that means? 470 00:20:15,253 --> 00:20:18,106 It means there's a 41% chance that the work was plagiarized. 471 00:20:18,140 --> 00:20:20,942 The burden of proof for the plaintiff 472 00:20:20,976 --> 00:20:22,760 is a preponderance of the evidence. 473 00:20:22,778 --> 00:20:25,396 If there's only a 41% chance that the work was plagiarized, 474 00:20:25,430 --> 00:20:27,231 you need to side with my client. 475 00:20:27,265 --> 00:20:28,599 Well, hold on. 476 00:20:28,617 --> 00:20:30,234 We request time to review the report. 477 00:20:30,268 --> 00:20:32,153 You have one night. 478 00:20:37,660 --> 00:20:39,627 - Dinner was delicious. - Yeah. 479 00:20:39,662 --> 00:20:41,296 Oh, and I loved that story about your roommate. 480 00:20:41,330 --> 00:20:42,630 Oh, well, it's totally true. 481 00:20:42,665 --> 00:20:43,798 I mean, she created a business 482 00:20:43,832 --> 00:20:45,416 out of half a pie and half a cake. 483 00:20:45,450 --> 00:20:47,168 Amazing. 484 00:20:51,674 --> 00:20:56,460 All right, Luis, so tell me all your secrets. 485 00:20:56,478 --> 00:20:58,146 How do I win my case? You stay on point. 486 00:20:58,180 --> 00:20:59,814 The law wasn't meant 487 00:20:59,848 --> 00:21:00,982 to keep good people like Robert out of the country. 488 00:21:01,016 --> 00:21:02,800 You know, I'm free tomorrow morning 489 00:21:02,818 --> 00:21:04,986 if you'd like for me to sit in as your unofficial second chair? 490 00:21:05,020 --> 00:21:09,157 Yeah! Your stature could really help out with the judge. 491 00:21:09,191 --> 00:21:11,826 Thank you. 492 00:21:11,860 --> 00:21:13,494 Okay. 493 00:21:13,529 --> 00:21:16,831 Enough shop talk. Tell me about you. 494 00:21:16,865 --> 00:21:21,002 Uh, well, there's... there's not much to tell. 495 00:21:21,036 --> 00:21:23,154 Oh, I find that hard to believe. 496 00:21:27,159 --> 00:21:28,793 Jane, you realize that Long Beach 497 00:21:28,827 --> 00:21:29,844 isn't that far from L.A. 498 00:21:29,878 --> 00:21:33,131 Oh. 499 00:21:33,165 --> 00:21:34,799 Oh. Um... 500 00:21:34,833 --> 00:21:38,502 I'm not really in a... in a place for... for dating. 501 00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:40,004 Oh. You're seeing someone. 502 00:21:40,022 --> 00:21:42,506 - Well, not exactly. It's... - No? 503 00:21:47,112 --> 00:21:48,780 Mm! 504 00:21:51,567 --> 00:21:52,850 Oh. 505 00:21:52,868 --> 00:21:53,985 You know what? I think I'm gonna go. 506 00:21:54,019 --> 00:21:55,186 - Is that okay? - I'm sorry. 507 00:21:55,204 --> 00:21:56,320 I'm fine. It's gonna be fine. 508 00:21:56,354 --> 00:21:57,405 - Yeah? I'll see you. - Okay. 509 00:21:57,456 --> 00:21:58,656 - Thank you so much. - Yeah. 510 00:21:58,690 --> 00:21:59,874 - Thank you. - Yeah, no problem. 511 00:21:59,908 --> 00:22:01,743 Hi. 512 00:22:09,763 --> 00:22:11,413 Can I go to the beach? 513 00:22:11,431 --> 00:22:13,215 I thought you said that asians don't like the beach. 514 00:22:13,249 --> 00:22:15,384 They don't like the sun, but I like the surfers. 515 00:22:15,418 --> 00:22:18,220 What are you looking at? The video of Robert's arrest. 516 00:22:18,254 --> 00:22:21,056 It's 15 seconds long. Can you go to immigration? 517 00:22:21,090 --> 00:22:23,559 Ask if they have anything that came before or after it? 518 00:22:23,593 --> 00:22:25,144 - Sure. - Thanks. 519 00:22:25,195 --> 00:22:27,930 But first, is there anything you want to tell me? 520 00:22:29,464 --> 00:22:32,249 Rumor has it you were chowing on pasta primavera 521 00:22:32,283 --> 00:22:33,917 with a charming Latin lawyer. 522 00:22:33,951 --> 00:22:35,502 Well, that's true. 523 00:22:36,304 --> 00:22:39,623 - And he kissed me. - Jane Bingum, I'm impressed. 524 00:22:39,641 --> 00:22:43,627 Luis is smart, and passionate, and single, 525 00:22:43,645 --> 00:22:45,128 and I felt absolutely nothing. 526 00:22:45,146 --> 00:22:46,764 I'm serious, not even a flutter. 527 00:22:46,798 --> 00:22:48,965 When we get back to L.A., 528 00:22:48,983 --> 00:22:50,601 I'm gonna set you up with my sex therapist. 529 00:22:50,635 --> 00:22:52,853 Maybe you need to open up your sex chakra. 530 00:22:52,904 --> 00:22:54,855 No. I think my sex chakra's fine. 531 00:22:54,906 --> 00:22:56,940 Look, we both know what's going on here. 532 00:22:56,974 --> 00:22:59,443 The question is what are you gonna do about it? 533 00:22:59,477 --> 00:23:00,611 This is about Grayson. 534 00:23:00,645 --> 00:23:02,279 It's always been about Grayson. 535 00:23:02,313 --> 00:23:05,082 It's always gonna be about Grayson. 536 00:23:08,670 --> 00:23:11,154 I love him, Teri. 537 00:23:11,172 --> 00:23:14,041 Finally. You said it out loud. 538 00:23:15,927 --> 00:23:17,795 Now, why are you telling me and not him? 539 00:23:17,829 --> 00:23:19,830 Well... 540 00:23:19,848 --> 00:23:23,050 Emma, you okay? 541 00:23:23,101 --> 00:23:26,770 - I'll follow up on that video. - Thanks. 542 00:23:28,857 --> 00:23:31,675 If Robert can't go back to the United States, I'll die. 543 00:23:31,693 --> 00:23:33,977 - Emma. - I love him so much. 544 00:23:34,011 --> 00:23:36,680 I know it sounds sappy, 545 00:23:36,698 --> 00:23:38,982 but the minute I met him, I knew we'd be married. 546 00:23:39,016 --> 00:23:42,152 I knew we'd be together forever. 547 00:23:42,186 --> 00:23:45,072 And now I just... I can't bear the thought that... 548 00:23:47,375 --> 00:23:48,826 My mother is sick. 549 00:23:48,860 --> 00:23:51,161 She lives with us, and I take care of her. 550 00:23:51,195 --> 00:23:55,332 If Robert gets stuck in Mexico, I can't just go with him. 551 00:23:55,366 --> 00:24:00,087 Please tell me that we're gonna win. 552 00:24:04,041 --> 00:24:09,179 Well, can't you challenge the Plagiarismnet report? 553 00:24:09,213 --> 00:24:10,681 We won't prevail. It's been independently verified. 554 00:24:10,715 --> 00:24:12,182 I'm sorry. 555 00:24:12,216 --> 00:24:16,103 Look, Cindy... this might not bring much solace, 556 00:24:16,154 --> 00:24:18,772 but I've read your e-rom, and you have talent. 557 00:24:18,823 --> 00:24:22,225 Don't let those thieves dissuade you from writing another book. 558 00:24:22,243 --> 00:24:26,363 You don't understand. My book is personal. 559 00:24:26,397 --> 00:24:28,532 You lost me. 560 00:24:28,566 --> 00:24:30,117 It sounds crazy, I know. 561 00:24:30,168 --> 00:24:33,203 But my book is based on my life with Howard. 562 00:24:33,237 --> 00:24:35,205 I changed the names. 563 00:24:35,239 --> 00:24:36,757 I changed the settings 564 00:24:36,791 --> 00:24:38,292 and obviously put it in a different time period, 565 00:24:38,343 --> 00:24:43,413 but all of those scenes... Howard and I lived them. 566 00:24:45,433 --> 00:24:46,917 Look, Kim, the only way 567 00:24:46,935 --> 00:24:48,969 that I was able to write that book so quickly 568 00:24:49,020 --> 00:24:51,722 is because it is inspired by my life. 569 00:24:51,756 --> 00:24:53,256 Can you prove it? 570 00:24:53,274 --> 00:24:56,026 Yeah, I... I kept a journal. 571 00:24:58,479 --> 00:25:00,981 Cindy, we're going back to court. 572 00:25:02,867 --> 00:25:04,985 Stacy. 573 00:25:05,036 --> 00:25:07,321 Hey. Uh, what are you doing here? 574 00:25:07,372 --> 00:25:10,324 I'm pink. I... I mean, my ovulation stick is pink. 575 00:25:10,375 --> 00:25:12,993 - I'm ovulating! - Oh! Okay. Uh, great. 576 00:25:13,044 --> 00:25:14,578 I'll... I'll go to the clinic right after work. 577 00:25:14,612 --> 00:25:15,963 No, no, we need to go now. 578 00:25:15,997 --> 00:25:17,497 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I can't. 579 00:25:17,549 --> 00:25:19,166 I... I have a new-client meeting at 2:00, 580 00:25:19,217 --> 00:25:21,251 and I... I abso... what is that? 581 00:25:21,285 --> 00:25:22,669 Well, if you can't go to the clinic, 582 00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:23,754 I'll bring the clinic to you. 583 00:25:25,957 --> 00:25:28,291 Uh, where exactly am I supposed to go to fill this? 584 00:25:28,309 --> 00:25:30,293 There's a bathroom down the hall. 585 00:25:30,311 --> 00:25:31,979 - Seriously? - Mm-hmm. 586 00:25:32,013 --> 00:25:35,966 Oh, I also... I bought you a magazine for inspiration. 587 00:25:35,984 --> 00:25:38,235 The girl on the cover has lovely skin. 588 00:25:41,138 --> 00:25:43,273 So, I'll be downstairs getting frozen yogurt, 589 00:25:43,307 --> 00:25:45,275 and you just give me a call when the deed is done. 590 00:25:52,316 --> 00:25:53,784 I hope I didn't offend you. 591 00:25:53,818 --> 00:25:55,702 Clearly, I misread the situation. 592 00:25:55,753 --> 00:25:57,204 Oh, no offense taken. 593 00:25:57,255 --> 00:26:01,041 United States v. Robert Medina. 594 00:26:01,092 --> 00:26:03,627 And we are back in session. 595 00:26:03,661 --> 00:26:05,395 As you are aware, 596 00:26:05,430 --> 00:26:06,697 my client has been cleared of the state's solicitation charge, 597 00:26:06,731 --> 00:26:08,015 and given that he has no record... 598 00:26:08,049 --> 00:26:09,800 This statute is being used as a weapon 599 00:26:09,834 --> 00:26:12,636 to victimize innocent, law-abiding legal residents. 600 00:26:12,670 --> 00:26:14,638 - Uh, Luis, please let me finish. - The A.U.S.A.'s targeting 601 00:26:14,672 --> 00:26:16,023 certain groups under orders from their Washington superiors 602 00:26:16,057 --> 00:26:17,841 who have an anti-immigration agenda, and I... 603 00:26:17,859 --> 00:26:20,978 Whoa! I am not alleging anything like that. 604 00:26:21,012 --> 00:26:22,646 Can we get back to discussing my client's lack of intent? 605 00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:24,982 Sit down! 606 00:26:25,016 --> 00:26:26,566 Mr. Vega, are you suggesting that 607 00:26:26,618 --> 00:26:28,652 I'm part of some anti-immigration witch hunt? 608 00:26:28,686 --> 00:26:29,820 - No! - Yes! 609 00:26:29,854 --> 00:26:31,071 I object! 610 00:26:31,122 --> 00:26:32,689 You can't object to your co-counsel. 611 00:26:32,707 --> 00:26:33,991 You're on the same side. 612 00:26:34,025 --> 00:26:35,492 Well, I'm not so sure about that. 613 00:26:35,526 --> 00:26:36,860 Counsel is seeking to use this case 614 00:26:36,878 --> 00:26:39,663 to grandstand for political purposes. 615 00:26:39,697 --> 00:26:42,198 And now we are asking for 616 00:26:42,216 --> 00:26:44,668 a lifetime of exclusion from the United States. 617 00:26:44,702 --> 00:26:47,004 Your Honor, a recess, please. 618 00:26:47,038 --> 00:26:48,538 30 minutes. 619 00:26:51,392 --> 00:26:52,843 How dare you! 620 00:26:52,877 --> 00:26:55,879 Hijacking my case to set up a federal appeal?! 621 00:26:55,897 --> 00:26:58,098 We need to get this statute overturned. 622 00:26:58,149 --> 00:26:59,716 It is not being used to keep out illegal aliens, 623 00:26:59,734 --> 00:27:02,185 but rather to deport legal residents like Robert, 624 00:27:02,219 --> 00:27:03,720 who simply walked on to the wrong line! 625 00:27:03,738 --> 00:27:06,857 I am sympathetic, but my objective 626 00:27:06,891 --> 00:27:09,526 is to free my client in time for his wedding! 627 00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:11,695 I'm not here to change federal law! 628 00:27:11,729 --> 00:27:14,064 Robert's a perfect case for appeal. 629 00:27:14,082 --> 00:27:15,732 I mean, under this law, he could end up in some foreign country 630 00:27:15,750 --> 00:27:18,201 where he doesn't even speak the language! 631 00:27:18,235 --> 00:27:20,287 Yeah. That's why I'm trying to keep him from getting deported. 632 00:27:20,338 --> 00:27:22,956 Good luck with your crusade. 633 00:27:23,007 --> 00:27:26,460 But please, stay away from my client... 634 00:27:26,511 --> 00:27:27,911 and me. 635 00:27:31,248 --> 00:27:33,383 Uh, Your Honor, before you rule, 636 00:27:33,417 --> 00:27:36,086 we are amending our complaint to add a conversion claim, 637 00:27:36,104 --> 00:27:37,888 as we can prove that Hudson Lake Press 638 00:27:37,922 --> 00:27:40,640 interfered with our client's ownership of her life rights. 639 00:27:40,692 --> 00:27:43,393 There are no life rights in this case. 640 00:27:43,427 --> 00:27:47,397 My client's e-book is based on her... 641 00:27:47,431 --> 00:27:49,983 rather adventurous sex life. 642 00:27:53,037 --> 00:27:55,605 Howard, please stand. 643 00:27:57,959 --> 00:28:02,278 Your Honor, Howard Kasper is the Lord of Sussex, 644 00:28:02,296 --> 00:28:05,916 the Randy Baron, and Cindy is his mistress, 645 00:28:05,950 --> 00:28:08,218 the Countess of Chestny, Lady Climoria. 646 00:28:09,787 --> 00:28:10,971 You've got to be kidding. 647 00:28:11,005 --> 00:28:12,506 Oh, I would never kid about sex. 648 00:28:12,557 --> 00:28:14,424 We'd like to introduce into evidence 649 00:28:14,458 --> 00:28:16,760 plaintiff's exhibit 11... Cindy Kasper's journal. 650 00:28:16,794 --> 00:28:19,596 We need time to read the journal. 651 00:28:19,630 --> 00:28:21,965 We'll resume in one hour. 652 00:28:25,970 --> 00:28:29,940 Owen? Owen, listen to me! 653 00:28:29,974 --> 00:28:32,943 I was wrong. The egg is not in the basket. 654 00:28:32,977 --> 00:28:37,781 Keep the fish in the pond. Fish in the pond! 655 00:28:37,815 --> 00:28:40,033 Why are you screaming about fish? 656 00:28:40,084 --> 00:28:44,154 I was... buying an aquarium. 657 00:28:45,990 --> 00:28:48,792 Is Owen in there? 658 00:28:52,496 --> 00:28:55,682 He's behind you. 659 00:28:57,435 --> 00:29:01,138 Thank you. 660 00:29:01,172 --> 00:29:03,006 Owen. 661 00:29:03,024 --> 00:29:04,641 Please tell me you haven't. 662 00:29:04,675 --> 00:29:06,009 I haven't. 663 00:29:06,027 --> 00:29:08,395 Are we talking about the same thing? 664 00:29:08,446 --> 00:29:10,730 I tried. Twice. 665 00:29:10,782 --> 00:29:11,898 I can't do it at work. 666 00:29:11,949 --> 00:29:13,984 Thank God. I'm not ovulating. 667 00:29:14,018 --> 00:29:16,236 You said the stick was pink. 668 00:29:16,287 --> 00:29:18,822 Actually, I was wearing my new rose-tinted sunglasses, 669 00:29:18,856 --> 00:29:20,657 and I misread the stick. 670 00:29:20,691 --> 00:29:22,492 Sorry about the false alarm. 671 00:29:22,526 --> 00:29:24,411 You know what? You can have this back. 672 00:29:24,462 --> 00:29:25,879 - Oh. - If we're gonna do this, 673 00:29:25,913 --> 00:29:27,553 we're gonna do this the old-fashioned way. 674 00:29:28,532 --> 00:29:30,333 No, no, no! 675 00:29:30,367 --> 00:29:32,002 In a small, windowless room in a hospital's fertility clinic. 676 00:29:32,036 --> 00:29:33,753 Mm-hmm. 677 00:29:33,805 --> 00:29:35,705 Hey, Teri. I got your text. 678 00:29:35,723 --> 00:29:38,008 Talk fast. I'm due back in court in five. 679 00:29:38,042 --> 00:29:39,676 I thought you'd want to see this. 680 00:29:39,710 --> 00:29:40,894 Good! Yes! The additional footage from immigration. 681 00:29:40,928 --> 00:29:43,379 - No, not from immigration. - Okay. 682 00:29:43,397 --> 00:29:46,216 U.S. immigration only had the 15 seconds 683 00:29:46,234 --> 00:29:48,518 the A.U.S.A. supplied at discovery. 684 00:29:48,552 --> 00:29:50,053 But borders have two sides. 685 00:29:50,071 --> 00:29:52,555 You got footage from Mexico? 686 00:29:52,573 --> 00:29:55,725 My ex-boy toy Manuel has a cousin at the consulate. 687 00:29:55,743 --> 00:29:58,161 - Check this out. - Okay. 688 00:29:59,664 --> 00:30:02,616 - And now we know when he puked. - Okay. 689 00:30:02,667 --> 00:30:04,117 I'm failing to see the relevance. 690 00:30:04,168 --> 00:30:06,920 Stay focused, Jane. Watch this. 691 00:30:10,241 --> 00:30:12,042 Wait a minute. 692 00:30:12,076 --> 00:30:14,544 He did not intentionally walk into that U.S. citizen's line. 693 00:30:14,578 --> 00:30:16,546 He was guided there. 694 00:30:16,580 --> 00:30:17,547 Ahh! 695 00:30:17,581 --> 00:30:18,882 I thought you'd be happy. 696 00:30:18,916 --> 00:30:20,383 Can I go flirt with surfers now? 697 00:30:20,417 --> 00:30:22,969 I bought a big straw hat and Margarita shaker. 698 00:30:23,020 --> 00:30:24,471 Yes, Teri. Go. 699 00:30:24,522 --> 00:30:28,808 I am gonna get my client to his wedding. 700 00:30:36,302 --> 00:30:38,470 Mrs. Kasper, as I understand it, 701 00:30:38,488 --> 00:30:41,273 chapter 7 of your online book is based on a swinger party 702 00:30:41,307 --> 00:30:43,275 you and your husband attended in Van Nuys? 703 00:30:43,309 --> 00:30:45,360 That's true. 704 00:30:45,411 --> 00:30:48,330 Can you please read the highlighted journal entry? 705 00:30:50,483 --> 00:30:53,452 "I brought a casserole to the Bosnak housewarming," 706 00:30:53,486 --> 00:30:56,621 "and the next thing I knew, the caterers were naked," 707 00:30:56,655 --> 00:30:58,290 "and we were in the middle of an orgy" 708 00:30:58,324 --> 00:31:00,825 "in their converted garage." 709 00:31:00,843 --> 00:31:04,329 Grayson, will you please read the first few lines of chapter 7 710 00:31:04,347 --> 00:31:06,715 of Cindy's online book, "The Randy Baron"? 711 00:31:06,766 --> 00:31:09,551 "I brought a welsh pudding to the Vickford's new manor." 712 00:31:09,602 --> 00:31:13,638 "Our garments were torn from us by their scantily clad servants" 713 00:31:13,672 --> 00:31:15,507 "as we were thrown into the most splendid of orgies" 714 00:31:15,525 --> 00:31:18,176 "in the smoking room." 715 00:31:18,194 --> 00:31:22,180 Cindy, regarding the Bosnak casserole party, 716 00:31:22,198 --> 00:31:24,649 how does your journal entry conclude? 717 00:31:24,683 --> 00:31:27,235 "I was incredibly turned on," 718 00:31:27,286 --> 00:31:29,154 "especially when Stanley Bosnak picked me up" 719 00:31:29,188 --> 00:31:32,157 "and lifted me onto his body." 720 00:31:32,191 --> 00:31:36,361 "To think, I was worried my casserole wouldn't go over." 721 00:31:36,379 --> 00:31:39,498 Grayson, the, uh... the last few lines 722 00:31:39,532 --> 00:31:42,000 of the Welsh pudding party, please. 723 00:31:42,034 --> 00:31:44,035 "My lady pot was dripping with desire" 724 00:31:44,053 --> 00:31:49,207 "as the Squire lifted me upon his throbbing kingdom." 725 00:31:49,225 --> 00:31:51,543 "To think, only that morn" 726 00:31:51,561 --> 00:31:53,762 "I worried my welsh pudding had chiggers." 727 00:31:53,813 --> 00:31:59,384 Your Honor, obviously, the correlation is, uh... um... 728 00:31:59,402 --> 00:32:02,938 The correlation is... um... 729 00:32:02,989 --> 00:32:04,689 Ohh! 730 00:32:04,723 --> 00:32:06,224 You okay? 731 00:32:06,242 --> 00:32:09,194 - Ms. Kaswell? - I'm so sorry. 732 00:32:09,228 --> 00:32:10,529 It appears, um... my water just broke. 733 00:32:10,563 --> 00:32:12,063 But let's move on. 734 00:32:12,081 --> 00:32:15,534 Um, Cindy, please read your next journal entry 735 00:32:15,568 --> 00:32:17,035 regarding the Jacobsen key party. 736 00:32:17,070 --> 00:32:19,070 - Kim, you're in labor. - No, no, no. I'm fine. 737 00:32:19,088 --> 00:32:21,206 I'm fine. Just... just read it. 738 00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:22,541 Ms. Kaswell, I think we'd better adjourn. 739 00:32:22,575 --> 00:32:23,959 Do you need medical assistance? 740 00:32:24,010 --> 00:32:25,410 I don't... I don't think so. No, not yet. 741 00:32:25,428 --> 00:32:27,212 I just will request a 30-minute recess, 742 00:32:27,246 --> 00:32:29,548 and then I'd like to jump right to my closing. 743 00:32:29,582 --> 00:32:31,716 You're having a baby. 744 00:32:31,750 --> 00:32:33,585 I'm fine, really. 745 00:32:33,603 --> 00:32:35,387 30 minutes... if you're available. 746 00:32:35,421 --> 00:32:39,357 - But right now you need to go. - Okay. Thank you. 747 00:32:50,119 --> 00:32:55,157 My client did not intend to get into the wrong line. 748 00:32:55,208 --> 00:32:57,909 He was placed there by a well-meaning Mexican official. 749 00:32:57,943 --> 00:33:00,829 We never received this footage. 750 00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:02,780 Oh, well, that's 'cause you never asked for it. 751 00:33:02,799 --> 00:33:05,250 It's from the Mexican consulate. 752 00:33:05,284 --> 00:33:08,753 Judge, I am so sorry. 753 00:33:08,787 --> 00:33:12,290 The footage is indisputable. The defendant shall be released. 754 00:33:24,303 --> 00:33:27,439 Now, one final point, Your Honor. 755 00:33:27,473 --> 00:33:28,857 Go ahead, Ms. Kaswell. 756 00:33:28,908 --> 00:33:30,642 And for the record, I only agreed to this 757 00:33:30,660 --> 00:33:32,527 so I wouldn't have to argue with you. 758 00:33:32,578 --> 00:33:35,197 Sorry. Sorry. 759 00:33:35,248 --> 00:33:37,032 One... one second! 760 00:33:40,986 --> 00:33:43,455 Ohh! 761 00:33:43,489 --> 00:33:45,156 Sorry. 762 00:33:46,759 --> 00:33:48,210 The standard of proof for conversion 763 00:33:48,261 --> 00:33:50,879 is also a preponderance of the evidence. 764 00:33:50,930 --> 00:33:53,548 Based on my client's testimony, as well as her journal, 765 00:33:53,599 --> 00:33:55,800 it's clear that we've met that burden! 766 00:33:55,834 --> 00:33:58,136 I agree. I find for the plaintiff. 767 00:33:58,170 --> 00:33:59,804 - Aah! - Whoo! 768 00:33:59,838 --> 00:34:02,891 Now go, please. Have that baby. 769 00:34:02,942 --> 00:34:04,008 Thanks, Kim! 770 00:34:04,026 --> 00:34:07,479 Ohh. You're welcome. 771 00:34:07,513 --> 00:34:11,032 Now get me the damn epidural! 772 00:34:15,187 --> 00:34:18,240 Oh, you look beautiful! 773 00:34:18,291 --> 00:34:19,574 Well, so do you! 774 00:34:19,625 --> 00:34:21,693 I love getting ready for weddings. 775 00:34:21,711 --> 00:34:24,579 Although I will say this one took a little too much effort. 776 00:34:24,630 --> 00:34:27,365 So I want to know more about the hot lawyer. 777 00:34:27,383 --> 00:34:28,866 He kissed you, and you felt nothing? 778 00:34:28,885 --> 00:34:30,535 Zero. 779 00:34:30,553 --> 00:34:33,255 But nobody could make me feel anything except... 780 00:34:33,306 --> 00:34:35,039 Grayson. 781 00:34:35,057 --> 00:34:37,208 Yeah. 782 00:34:37,226 --> 00:34:38,343 You know, the whole time I was in San Diego, 783 00:34:38,377 --> 00:34:39,928 I thought about him. 784 00:34:39,979 --> 00:34:41,212 Because you love him and you should be with him. 785 00:34:42,548 --> 00:34:44,382 - What is that? - Uh, it's my timer. 786 00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:46,568 I set my phone to ring every three hours 787 00:34:46,602 --> 00:34:48,186 to remind me to pee on a stick. 788 00:34:48,220 --> 00:34:49,437 Excuse me. 789 00:34:49,488 --> 00:34:51,889 That's me. 790 00:34:54,493 --> 00:34:56,278 Hey. 791 00:34:56,329 --> 00:34:58,113 Okay. 792 00:34:58,164 --> 00:35:00,282 Yes. 793 00:35:00,333 --> 00:35:02,617 That's great news. 794 00:35:02,668 --> 00:35:03,901 Okay. Bye. 795 00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:05,537 Stace. 796 00:35:05,571 --> 00:35:07,071 Kim is at Roosevelt Hospital. 797 00:35:07,089 --> 00:35:08,707 She just had her baby. 798 00:35:08,741 --> 00:35:10,408 - She had a boy. - Ohh! 799 00:35:10,426 --> 00:35:13,077 That's awesome! Let's go. 800 00:35:13,095 --> 00:35:15,246 You want to visit Kim? 801 00:35:15,264 --> 00:35:16,715 I need to meet Owen there. 802 00:35:16,749 --> 00:35:18,383 The fertility clinic is on the third floor, 803 00:35:18,417 --> 00:35:20,552 and I'm officially ovulating. 804 00:35:20,586 --> 00:35:23,054 Okay. 805 00:35:23,088 --> 00:35:24,556 All right, here we go. 806 00:35:32,148 --> 00:35:34,282 Congratulations! 807 00:35:34,317 --> 00:35:36,735 Hey. I thought you were in San Diego. 808 00:35:36,769 --> 00:35:38,903 I just got back. 809 00:35:38,937 --> 00:35:40,405 For the baby. 810 00:35:40,439 --> 00:35:42,574 Ohh. 811 00:35:42,608 --> 00:35:44,909 Let me guess. There must be a sale at the gift shop. 812 00:35:44,943 --> 00:35:46,578 Uh... 813 00:35:46,612 --> 00:35:48,913 Grayson got me that one. 814 00:35:50,283 --> 00:35:51,750 Well, it was between that or spongebob. 815 00:35:53,118 --> 00:35:54,753 Is Grayson still here? 816 00:35:54,787 --> 00:35:57,121 Yeah, he, um... he went to see the baby in the nursery. 817 00:35:57,139 --> 00:35:59,507 They took him away so I could sleep, 818 00:35:59,558 --> 00:36:01,760 but, uh... I miss him already. 819 00:36:02,812 --> 00:36:04,629 You look pretty. 820 00:36:04,647 --> 00:36:06,130 Uh, thank you. 821 00:36:06,148 --> 00:36:07,932 I'm going to a wedding. 822 00:36:07,966 --> 00:36:11,770 And you came by to see me? Thank you. 823 00:36:11,804 --> 00:36:13,938 Oh, sure. 824 00:36:13,972 --> 00:36:18,526 Well, I'm also here because Stacy is getting inseminated. 825 00:36:18,577 --> 00:36:20,028 Oh. Eee! 826 00:36:20,079 --> 00:36:22,197 Oh, well, uh, two birds, one stone. 827 00:36:22,248 --> 00:36:23,331 How efficient. 828 00:36:23,366 --> 00:36:24,866 Yeah. 829 00:36:24,917 --> 00:36:28,119 Oh. That's actually Stacy. She wants to see me. 830 00:36:28,153 --> 00:36:30,622 But congratulations again, Kim. 831 00:36:30,656 --> 00:36:31,673 Thank you. 832 00:36:34,210 --> 00:36:36,678 I'm really gonna miss you! 833 00:36:36,712 --> 00:36:38,847 What? 834 00:36:38,881 --> 00:36:41,016 I don't know why I said that. I'm obviously still hormonal. 835 00:36:41,050 --> 00:36:43,184 Okay. 836 00:36:43,219 --> 00:36:45,136 It's okay, Kim. 837 00:36:45,170 --> 00:36:49,307 Just... just go home and... and enjoy that baby. 838 00:36:49,341 --> 00:36:50,809 You'll hold down the fort? 839 00:36:50,843 --> 00:36:52,310 Oh, believe me, all the chaos 840 00:36:52,344 --> 00:36:54,312 will still be here when you get back. 841 00:36:54,346 --> 00:36:58,149 Thanks, Jane. 842 00:36:58,183 --> 00:37:01,736 - Bye. - Bye. 843 00:37:08,527 --> 00:37:10,495 - Hey. - Hey. 844 00:37:12,081 --> 00:37:14,215 Um, I just heard from Stacy. 845 00:37:14,250 --> 00:37:17,168 I assume you did your part? 846 00:37:17,202 --> 00:37:19,170 - You assume correctly. - Okay. 847 00:37:19,204 --> 00:37:20,755 Uh, she's got to stay in there 848 00:37:20,806 --> 00:37:22,340 for like another half-hour or so. 849 00:37:22,374 --> 00:37:24,509 How did San Diego go? Did you save the groom? 850 00:37:24,543 --> 00:37:26,227 I did, yes. 851 00:37:26,262 --> 00:37:28,680 Actually, Emma should be walking down the aisle right about now. 852 00:37:28,714 --> 00:37:30,231 - Good work. - Thanks. 853 00:37:33,552 --> 00:37:35,019 Well, I'll see you later. 854 00:37:35,053 --> 00:37:36,020 - Okay. - Okay. 855 00:37:37,055 --> 00:37:39,858 - Bye. - Bye. 856 00:37:39,892 --> 00:37:42,193 Uh, Mr. French. 857 00:37:42,227 --> 00:37:44,587 If you don't mind, I'd like a word with you and Ms. Kaswell. 858 00:37:47,666 --> 00:37:50,952 Uh, of course. 859 00:37:51,003 --> 00:37:55,290 Thank you, Mr. Tuttle, but why are you here? 860 00:37:55,341 --> 00:37:57,292 Well, I hadn't planned to tell you this in the hospital, 861 00:37:57,343 --> 00:37:58,426 but it can't wait. 862 00:37:58,461 --> 00:37:59,744 What can't wait? 863 00:37:59,779 --> 00:38:01,579 My purpose in evaluating the firm 864 00:38:01,614 --> 00:38:03,648 wasn't for malpractice insurance. 865 00:38:03,682 --> 00:38:06,484 It was to appraise it... for a sale. 866 00:38:06,519 --> 00:38:08,052 What? 867 00:38:08,087 --> 00:38:09,721 Wait, hold on. Parker wants a buyout? 868 00:38:09,755 --> 00:38:11,222 He's making a new life for himself, 869 00:38:11,256 --> 00:38:13,475 and he wants an accurate evaluation of the firm. 870 00:38:13,526 --> 00:38:16,811 It's all here in the notice of dissolution. 871 00:38:16,862 --> 00:38:18,942 Harrison & Parker will be sold to the highest bidder. 872 00:38:22,535 --> 00:38:24,819 Congratulations on the baby. 873 00:38:33,779 --> 00:38:35,964 - Uh... - Hmm! 874 00:38:35,998 --> 00:38:37,916 I hate that you look good from every angle. 875 00:38:37,950 --> 00:38:40,502 I need to keep my legs up for another 20 minutes. 876 00:38:40,553 --> 00:38:43,755 I can't believe I could actually be getting pregnant right now. 877 00:38:43,789 --> 00:38:45,423 I'm thinking positive thoughts for you. 878 00:38:45,457 --> 00:38:47,926 Thank you. And I'm doing the same for you. 879 00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:50,261 Why me? 880 00:38:50,295 --> 00:38:52,180 Well, for you and Grayson. 881 00:38:52,231 --> 00:38:56,100 I mean, Jane, he's crazy about you. 882 00:38:56,134 --> 00:38:58,269 And as far as I'm concerned, 883 00:38:58,303 --> 00:39:00,605 any day you're not with him is a wasted day. 884 00:39:00,639 --> 00:39:04,108 I mean, take it from someone who loves and respects you. 885 00:39:04,142 --> 00:39:07,278 You need to go to him and tell him how you feel. 886 00:39:07,312 --> 00:39:08,863 But... 887 00:39:08,914 --> 00:39:11,416 Mnh-mnh. Stop with the excuses. 888 00:39:13,202 --> 00:39:14,652 The man told you he loves you, 889 00:39:14,670 --> 00:39:16,487 and the only reason you didn't say it back 890 00:39:16,505 --> 00:39:18,373 is because you were consumed with guilt. 891 00:39:20,593 --> 00:39:22,794 Jane, do you know where he is right now? 892 00:39:22,828 --> 00:39:26,464 Yes, he went to the nursery to see Kim's baby. 893 00:39:26,498 --> 00:39:29,300 So you need to go to him. 894 00:39:29,334 --> 00:39:32,637 Life is too short. Don't waste another minute. 895 00:39:32,671 --> 00:39:36,140 You of all people should know this. 896 00:39:36,174 --> 00:39:38,560 Okay. 897 00:39:42,114 --> 00:39:45,149 Okay. 898 00:39:45,183 --> 00:39:46,534 Okay. 899 00:39:48,404 --> 00:39:50,238 I'm really gonna do this, you know. 900 00:39:52,024 --> 00:39:55,026 Thank you. 901 00:40:05,971 --> 00:40:09,757 Hello, there. 902 00:40:09,808 --> 00:40:11,759 Hey. 903 00:40:11,810 --> 00:40:14,262 Oh, he is so cute. 904 00:40:14,313 --> 00:40:17,599 Yeah. Look at those tiny hands. 905 00:40:19,818 --> 00:40:22,553 "Every child begins the world again." 906 00:40:24,056 --> 00:40:25,389 Henry David Thoreau. 907 00:40:27,726 --> 00:40:30,528 "Burp 'em once, then burp 'em again." 908 00:40:30,562 --> 00:40:32,947 My grandma Ruth. 909 00:40:36,068 --> 00:40:39,704 What about you, Grayson? 910 00:40:39,738 --> 00:40:41,923 Do you want kids? 911 00:40:41,957 --> 00:40:45,260 Enough for a basketball team. 912 00:40:45,294 --> 00:40:46,377 How about you? 913 00:40:46,411 --> 00:40:49,213 Absolutely... 914 00:40:49,247 --> 00:40:51,215 Oh, yeah? 915 00:40:51,249 --> 00:40:52,917 ...as soon as I find the right guy. 916 00:41:44,157 --> 00:42:04,157 Sync and corrections by atrn97g for www.addic7ed.com