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Jaws.

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Jaws?

3
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- Yeah.
- No... he's not a sea monster.

4
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Jaws was technically a shark.

5
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- Jaws was a killing machine.
- Yeah.

6
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- Swamp thing.
- Swamp thing?

7
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It's not a sea. That's
technically the swamp.

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Sea monster's got to come
out of a large body of water.

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All right, the sea
monster in "Cloverfield."

10
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Nope. Sea monster's name's
got to be in the title.

11
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The monster wasn't called "Cloverfield."

12
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- No, dude, you do this every time.
- What?

13
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- You make up the rules as you go along.
- I'm not making up the rules.

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- You're just not adhering to the rules.
- You know what?

15
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"Anaconda," as in "bite me."

16
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All right, why are we doing...
I hate running. This is stupid.

17
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Pick it up, guys.

18
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That's why we're doing this.

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- I'm going home.
- Sure you can make it?

20
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- No.
- It's about 50 yards.

21
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Shut up.

22
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Morning.

23
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Good morning.

24
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So, I... want to clear the air.

25
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Clear the air?

26
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Yeah, that counterstrike
that you lobbed over.

27
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- Counterstrike?
- Yeah.

28
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You trying to make me jealous
by being at Rob Lowe's house.

29
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Oh, that.

30
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Oh, yes, I was trying to
make you jealous. Yeah.

31
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No, I went over to
Rob's hoping... hoping...

32
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that you would launch a drone

33
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and then fly over his house and spy on me.

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I wasn't spying on... Pindar was...

35
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look, no one was spying on anyone, okay?

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I just...

37
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I was just curious what
you were doing there...

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hanging out with Rob.

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I was visiting his wife.
She's one of my good friends.

40
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He's married? Okay.

41
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Who's the porn star you were with?

42
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- Nobody.
- Hmm?

43
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The problem with Charlie and I is that

44
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we had this start to a relationship,

45
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but we're already at the end

46
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and never got to enjoy a middle.

47
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You never had a montage.

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A movie montage? You know,
a sunset walk on the beach,

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riding the same ferris
wheel, sharing snow cones.

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Sharing the same snow cone,
puking off a ferris wheel.

51
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You know, the montage... the part
of the movie where I go get candy.

52
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What are you talking about?

53
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You're the one that camped
out to see "Dirty Dancing."

54
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- I was a kid.
- "Dirty Dacing: Havana Nights."

55
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"Team America" was sold out.

56
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I wanted to see "Team America."

57
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Carmen's right. I need a montage.

58
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Ugh.

59
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Hey.

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Hey, Rob Lowe's assistant, Gary.

61
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Why are you knocking? Don't
you usually just sneak in?

62
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- The name's Greg.
- Oh, okay.

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Why were you flying a
drone over Rob Lowe's house?

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I don't know what you're talking about.

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I'm talking about the drone
you used to spy on Rob.

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I don't own a drone.

67
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Then why is there a
sticker on it that reads,

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"if lost or stolen, please
return to Pindar Singh,

69
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2314 PCH"?

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Oh, yeah.

71
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I mean, I did have one, but then I lost it.

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It's called a U.A.V.

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Unmanned aerial vehicle?

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Can we help you?

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Your roommate was spying on Rob,

76
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just like all the other
paparazzi who swarm the beach.

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Rob is suing Mr. Singh
for invasion of privacy.

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His lawyers will be in touch.

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I was using my U.A.V. to keep an eye...

80
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Toxic Tsunami debris... got it.

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But your U.A.V. crash-landed
on Rob Lowe's deck.

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It was shot down!

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I was looking for this
package that I never received.

84
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- Mega ab belt?
- It works, Peter.

85
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Anyway, they said that they delivered it,

86
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so I may have done a
sweep of Rob Lowe's house

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while I was looking for it.

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You know what?

89
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If Rob Lowe wants a fight he's got one.

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We got to get facials.

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- synced and corrected by chamallow -
- www.addic7ed.com -

92
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You're here early.

93
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I like to see who gets in first. You win.

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I didn't sleep last night.

95
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- Why?
- Did you check out this morning's Times?

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Vanessa Jaffey's resigning.

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She was secretly videotaping
the cases in her courtroom

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so she could land a job
as the next Judge Judy.

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There's gonna be a vacancy on the bench?

100
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Yeah, and I have an interview on Thursday.

101
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Oh, this is the universe righting itself.

102
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You were meant to become a judge, Damien.

103
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I know. It feels that way, right?

104
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I mean, the only question is,

105
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can I survive getting hammered
on killing Judge Dinsdale?

106
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- Oh.
- They'll go deeper than that.

107
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They'll ask questions like...

108
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have you ever accepted
payment other than lawyer fees?

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Had any drug or alcohol issues?

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Or ever engaged in an
inappropriate relationship

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in the workplace?

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Okay, and the answer to
that would be an emphatic no.

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You are lying.

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- I'm not.
- I can feel you lying.

115
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Okay, is this a test?

116
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Because the last time
that I tried to kiss you,

117
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it didn't go so...

118
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Mm, mm.

119
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The walls are made of glass.

120
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I know. Hot, huh?

121
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- Hey.
- Hey.

122
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Wait up.

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- What are you guys doing here this early?
- We work here.

124
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We wanted to pick your brain.

125
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Remember that privacy case
last year with Lindsay?

126
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I don't. I'm sorry. I have
to get back to these...

127
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What do you mean, "I got
to get back to... " to what?

128
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What's wrong with you? You okay?

129
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Yeah, I'm great. There's
nothing wrong with me in any way.

130
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- You smell weird.
- Yeah. Like couscous.

131
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It's my Moroccan mint body wash. What?

132
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You just had sex.

133
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- Rachel.
- Rachel. You closed that deal.

134
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You closed that deal...

135
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Please, I did not have sex...

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I... I wish. That would be...

137
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- He so got laid. You got laid.
- By whom?

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I don't know. Summer associate?
Well, it is the last week of school.

139
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Maybe one last week, one last fling.

140
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You asked me about Lindsay. What?

141
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- Can't remember.
- I forget.

142
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- Excellent. Goodbye.
- Zipper's down.

143
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This lawsuit against Pindar...
it's collateral damage

144
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because of my war of
30 years with Rob Lowe.

145
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Yes, we know... all because he stole

146
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Jacqueline Bisset from you.

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Only a master can trifle
with a beast like Rob.

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I want to be first chair on this one.

149
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Uh, sir, you know, that might
agitate opposing counsel.

150
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Yeah, I suppose you're right.

151
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Well, I just wish we could keep
this feud out of the courts.

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You know, settle it like men,

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as the turks do with Kirkpinar.

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You know, they're naked
except for leather pants,

155
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and they pour olive oil
all over their bodies

156
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and then wrestle in a grassy field

157
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until the first man is pinned.

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Sir, it's Bisset you're
upset about losing, right?

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What's the plan?

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Well, it's perfectly legal
to fly a domestic drone.

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Pindar wasn't recording pictures,

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let alone intending to sell any,

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and it was over public airspace
when he lost control of it.

164
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So we suspect that Rob
Lowe shot the drone down,

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didn't return Pindar's
property, which is a misdemeanor.

166
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Ohh! Going on the offensive.

167
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I like that. Wonderful. Good.

168
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You're filing a countersuit.

169
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Yes, Your Honor.

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Shocking. For what, pray tell?

171
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"Pray tell"? What is this, the old globe?

172
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We're suing for the return
of our client's drone.

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Pindar Singh was flying his drone

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under the 400-foot ceiling
required in California

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and was doing a service to his neighbors,

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scanning the area for toxic Tsunami debris.

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The drone wasn't in Mr. Lowe's
airspace, which is designated

178
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as the open space above the property lines.

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Your Honor, if the drone
wasn't over Mr. Lowe's airspace,

180
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how did it end up landing on his deck?

181
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So glad you asked.

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Your Honor, if we may
demonstrate with a clone drone,

183
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since the plaintiff
refuses to give the original

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back to our client?

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Can you operate it safely?

186
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Your Honor, I have a PS3
"Ace Combat's" pilot license.

187
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That would be a gaming
license you earned online?

188
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- That's correct, Your Honor.
- Proceed.

189
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And the circus comes to town.

190
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So, Your Honor, this
fan is going to simulate

191
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an onshore flow... roughly about 7 knots.

192
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Now, Mr. Singh was piloting this drone

193
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remotely from his house,

194
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just cruising along the
beach, heading north.

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- Here it comes.
- Go up a little higher.

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I got it. It's all good.

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Now, the drone was in
front of Mr. Lowe's deck.

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But then, all of a sudden, it lost power.

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Now, our theory is

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Mr. Lowe shot it down or disabled it.

201
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Shot it down with what?
A surface-to-air missile?

202
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Bow and arrow? Do you have witnesses?

203
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Would you please stay in
your seats during flight?

204
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We believe that Mr. Lowe
used an app on his smartphone,

205
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the same app that he used to
remotely open our garage door

206
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- and steal our boogie board.
- Hey! Hi!

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Your honor, these allegations

208
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are not even remotely tethered to fact.

209
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Now, the drone lost power,

210
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and the onshore breeze pushed
it onto Mr. Lowe's deck.

211
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- Oh!
- All right!

212
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Where it crash-landed behind enemy lines.

213
00:09:04,014 --> 00:09:06,115
Your Honor...

214
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Mr. Lowe did not shoot down this drone.

215
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Your Honor, Mr. Singh
was not taking pictures

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of Mr. Lowe or Mr. Lowe's family.

217
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Fine. Mr. Lowe will happily
give back Mr. Singh's drone

218
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if Mr. Singh will surrender

219
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his iPad and computer hard drives

220
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so that we may forensically search them

221
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for pictures of Mr. Lowe or his family.

222
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And if not, we'd like to ask
the court the right to do so.

223
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- We have no problem...
- This is unacceptable!

224
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Okay. Uh... can we have
a minute, Your Honor?

225
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What's the problem if you didn't
take any incriminating photos?

226
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Well, I didn't, but would you
want your computer frisked,

227
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your entire search
history digitally examined?

228
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- You delete your history, right?
- That's what we do.

229
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Yes, but they can retrieve erased data.

230
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Really?

231
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Your Honor, a forensic search
of our client's computer

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violates his fourth amendment rights.

233
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Well, given that Mr.
Singh was flying a drone

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armed with a camera that
landed on Mr. Lowe's deck,

235
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I believe plaintiff's request falls within

236
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Mr. Lowe's expectation of privacy

237
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and outside Mr. Singh's.

238
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- Oh, God.
- Therefore, Mr. Singh will surrender his computer

239
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for a narrowly defined search

240
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under the supervision of this court.

241
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Ugh. Bile...

242
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What the hell is on that computer?

243
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Stop it.

244
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Swallow it.

245
00:10:36,633 --> 00:10:39,534
Thank you for coming here, Mr. Karp.

246
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Thank you. It's my pleasure to be here.

247
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You killed the honorable
judge Dinsdale, correct?

248
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Accidentally, yes.

249
00:10:46,309 --> 00:10:47,643
Judge Dinsdale was a great man.

250
00:10:49,146 --> 00:10:51,247
This must be hard for you. Yes.

251
00:10:51,281 --> 00:10:53,282
It's been a very difficult couple of weeks.

252
00:10:53,316 --> 00:10:54,784
So let's move past this.

253
00:10:54,818 --> 00:10:58,187
Mr. Karp, how did you come
to work at Infeld-Daniels?

254
00:10:58,221 --> 00:10:59,388
Well, that's a good question.

255
00:10:59,455 --> 00:11:01,490
I had several offers to join other firms...

256
00:11:01,524 --> 00:11:04,626
Several? From where?

257
00:11:04,661 --> 00:11:07,596
Well, Fugate and Towne,
Wilbur, Jenkins and Monroe.

258
00:11:07,630 --> 00:11:08,664
So, a couple?

259
00:11:08,698 --> 00:11:11,000
That I can remember, yes.

260
00:11:11,034 --> 00:11:12,567
Go on.

261
00:11:12,635 --> 00:11:14,469
Anyway, I was going to take
the Fugate and Towne offer,

262
00:11:14,504 --> 00:11:16,338
but then Stanton Infeld came to me

263
00:11:16,372 --> 00:11:17,739
with a very generous counter.

264
00:11:17,774 --> 00:11:19,441
Stanton Infeld is your Uncle?

265
00:11:19,475 --> 00:11:22,344
Oh, yes... he is my Uncle,
which is why, initially,

266
00:11:22,378 --> 00:11:24,513
I didn't want to go with Infeld-Daniels.

267
00:11:24,547 --> 00:11:26,348
I didn't want anyone to think that nepotism

268
00:11:26,382 --> 00:11:27,783
had factored into my hiring at all.

269
00:11:27,818 --> 00:11:30,519
Why was Stanton Infeld's offer so generous,

270
00:11:30,553 --> 00:11:32,788
given that your bar score and résumé,

271
00:11:32,823 --> 00:11:36,292
although respectable,
are hardly spectacular?

272
00:11:36,326 --> 00:11:38,460
I think it's probably
because he knew me so well.

273
00:11:38,494 --> 00:11:41,730
He saw up close the passion
that I had for the law

274
00:11:41,764 --> 00:11:43,432
and for an unbiased justice system.

275
00:11:43,499 --> 00:11:47,036
Why was Rachel King brought
in over you to manage the firm?

276
00:11:47,070 --> 00:11:48,170
Well, there you go...
that is a perfect example

277
00:11:48,205 --> 00:11:50,172
of my Uncle's lack of nepotism.

278
00:11:50,207 --> 00:11:52,174
I've been continually passed
over for managing partner.

279
00:11:52,209 --> 00:11:55,244
So, then you think you
deserve some favoritism.

280
00:11:55,278 --> 00:11:57,112
No. Not at all.

281
00:11:57,147 --> 00:11:59,448
What are we to make of your choice at age 9

282
00:11:59,482 --> 00:12:01,683
to dress up for Halloween
as a fried corpse,

283
00:12:01,718 --> 00:12:04,153
freshly electrocuted in the electric chair?

284
00:12:08,124 --> 00:12:11,126
- Mr. Karp?
- I'm sorry. What was the question again?

285
00:12:13,230 --> 00:12:15,764
Cheer up, Pindy. We found
your missing package.

286
00:12:15,798 --> 00:12:17,799
Mega ab belt... right behind the planter.

287
00:12:17,868 --> 00:12:19,568
Oh, great... my cellmate can lay his head

288
00:12:19,602 --> 00:12:21,237
on my rock-hard abs.

289
00:12:21,271 --> 00:12:23,239
There you go. There's
nothing to worry about.

290
00:12:23,273 --> 00:12:24,740
All rise!

291
00:12:30,513 --> 00:12:34,583
After reviewing the results
of the forensic search

292
00:12:34,617 --> 00:12:37,686
of Mr. Singh's smart tablet and computer,

293
00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:40,856
the court has found no
evidence that the defendant

294
00:12:40,924 --> 00:12:43,492
was photographing or
video-recording the plaintiff.

295
00:12:43,526 --> 00:12:48,697
Therefore, Mr. Lowe's case
against Mr. Singh is dismissed.

296
00:12:49,699 --> 00:12:51,133
Never had any doubt.

297
00:12:51,167 --> 00:12:53,102
Best legal team money can buy.

298
00:12:53,169 --> 00:12:55,237
You guys know you didn't
actually do anything, right?

299
00:12:55,272 --> 00:12:56,872
- The judge just ruled on his own.
- Shut up.

300
00:12:56,907 --> 00:13:00,509
Hi. Hello.

301
00:13:00,543 --> 00:13:04,546
So, why won't your client
get in the same room with me?

302
00:13:04,580 --> 00:13:07,283
Well, theoretically, it's impossible

303
00:13:07,317 --> 00:13:09,118
since he has a restraining order on you.

304
00:13:09,152 --> 00:13:11,486
Then I want you to give him a message.

305
00:13:11,521 --> 00:13:13,355
Will you tell him that I am ready

306
00:13:13,390 --> 00:13:15,124
to settle this thing once and for all?

307
00:13:15,158 --> 00:13:17,526
And we can negotiate the
terms for what will be

308
00:13:17,560 --> 00:13:19,728
our final confrontation.

309
00:13:19,762 --> 00:13:20,829
I'll let him know.

310
00:13:20,863 --> 00:13:22,464
- Good.
- Yeah.

311
00:13:22,498 --> 00:13:24,099
Have a nice day.

312
00:13:24,134 --> 00:13:27,736
- And you, too.
- Mm. Prick.

313
00:13:27,770 --> 00:13:31,307
♪ Life takes you by the hand ♪

314
00:13:31,374 --> 00:13:33,909
♪ But I still hate to see you going ♪

315
00:13:34,069 --> 00:13:35,702
Just friends.

316
00:13:36,936 --> 00:13:40,541
So, I wrote it. It's
"don't go, hate you going."

317
00:13:40,608 --> 00:13:42,943
Sounds similar to Green
Day's "Good Riddance."

318
00:13:43,010 --> 00:13:44,678
- No, it doesn't.
- Yes, it does.

319
00:13:44,712 --> 00:13:46,947
It doesn't... dude, you're
totally messing with my montage.

320
00:13:47,014 --> 00:13:48,014
Get out of here.

321
00:13:48,049 --> 00:13:49,450
Are you sure? All right, I'm leaving.

322
00:13:52,353 --> 00:13:54,321
Hey, it's me. Hi.

323
00:13:54,355 --> 00:13:56,957
Hi. I was just wondering if
you could step on the balcony.

324
00:13:56,991 --> 00:13:58,825
Oh, you're... you're
coming out of the shower.

325
00:13:58,893 --> 00:14:00,394
Well, that's even better.

326
00:14:00,428 --> 00:14:01,462
Hey!

327
00:14:01,496 --> 00:14:03,464
- Hey!
- Dude, what?

328
00:14:03,498 --> 00:14:05,332
I just saw Charlie's
father drive up with Tess.

329
00:14:05,366 --> 00:14:06,467
- They're going in the house.
- Are you serious?

330
00:14:06,501 --> 00:14:08,435
Oh, my God... uh, help me.

331
00:14:08,470 --> 00:14:09,936
Okay.

332
00:14:13,941 --> 00:14:15,275
Hi.

333
00:14:15,343 --> 00:14:18,545
- Hi! Hey.
- Hi, Charlie.

334
00:14:19,981 --> 00:14:22,716
Why does Peter hate us?

335
00:14:22,750 --> 00:14:25,285
- What does it say?
- "Go, hate you."

336
00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:26,553
Hey, you stay away from
my kid. You hear me?

337
00:14:26,588 --> 00:14:29,289
No. No, no. Like, this... this isn't me.

338
00:14:29,324 --> 00:14:31,325
- It's a Green Day song.
- Yeah.

339
00:14:31,359 --> 00:14:33,560
Just go back to the Venice
boardwalk, you freak.

340
00:14:33,628 --> 00:14:34,828
Hey! Is that where you got that hat?

341
00:14:34,895 --> 00:14:36,062
- Huh?
- Okay, all right. Okay, all right.

342
00:14:36,097 --> 00:14:37,831
You mind if I use it as a tip jar?

343
00:14:37,865 --> 00:14:39,533
- I'm heading back to Venice.
- No, we don't need anything.

344
00:14:39,567 --> 00:14:40,467
- We're good.
- I'll meet you in the drum circle.

345
00:14:42,069 --> 00:14:44,638
Come on... on the upside, "go, I hate you"

346
00:14:44,672 --> 00:14:46,873
is a much better song
title and less of a rip-off.

347
00:14:46,907 --> 00:14:48,609
No, you know what this is?
This is an eye-opener, man.

348
00:14:48,643 --> 00:14:50,110
I... I... I don't need this.

349
00:14:50,145 --> 00:14:52,712
I don't need the drama of
a... of a single mom or kid,

350
00:14:52,747 --> 00:14:54,414
a crazy ex?

351
00:14:55,850 --> 00:14:57,584
Look... it's a misunderstanding.

352
00:14:57,619 --> 00:15:00,387
You explain it to her,
she's gonna be fine. Relax.

353
00:15:00,421 --> 00:15:03,357
I got it! Like always.

354
00:15:03,424 --> 00:15:06,059
That was a great song.

355
00:15:06,093 --> 00:15:08,395
- It was a song.
- It was one of my better ones.

356
00:15:08,429 --> 00:15:09,763
It was one of yours.

357
00:15:09,830 --> 00:15:14,568
Ooh. Hello, size-31 abs.

358
00:15:16,604 --> 00:15:18,438
- Pindar Singh?
- Yes.

359
00:15:18,473 --> 00:15:20,641
I'm J.D. Adhira with C.I.B.

360
00:15:20,675 --> 00:15:22,643
Good God... we're both brown, brother.

361
00:15:22,677 --> 00:15:24,878
I expect to be harassed
by the FBI, the CIA,

362
00:15:24,912 --> 00:15:27,381
the NSA, the TSA, but not one of our own.

363
00:15:27,415 --> 00:15:30,651
Colvard Insurance brokers.
You might have seen our bus.

364
00:15:30,685 --> 00:15:32,018
No, I haven't seen your bus.

365
00:15:32,053 --> 00:15:33,687
Circles around? No?

366
00:15:33,754 --> 00:15:35,422
I haven't seen all the buses in L.A., okay?

367
00:15:35,456 --> 00:15:37,658
Well, look around. Open
your eyes. C.I.B., all right?

368
00:15:37,692 --> 00:15:39,893
C.I.B.'s also India's
Central Intelligence Bureau.

369
00:15:39,927 --> 00:15:41,662
Yeah, that's not me.

370
00:15:41,696 --> 00:15:43,029
Can I give you a piece of advice?

371
00:15:43,097 --> 00:15:44,931
Next time, just say
"Colvard Insurance Brokers"

372
00:15:44,965 --> 00:15:46,433
instead of "C. I.B."

373
00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:48,068
Saves a little bit of time, C.I.B., so...

374
00:15:48,102 --> 00:15:49,903
Is this saving time?

375
00:15:49,937 --> 00:15:52,038
- Well, you know, in this case, no.
- How can I help you?

376
00:15:52,073 --> 00:15:54,541
I'm looking for Jared
Franklin and Peter Bash.

377
00:15:54,609 --> 00:15:56,009
Their names are on the insurance policy

378
00:15:56,077 --> 00:15:57,578
of the house that burned
down in Silver Lake.

379
00:15:57,612 --> 00:15:59,546
- Mm-hmm. Come in.
- Thanks.

380
00:16:03,017 --> 00:16:04,718
Our insurance case was closed.

381
00:16:04,752 --> 00:16:08,988
It was. And you each received
a $135,000 cash settlement.

382
00:16:09,056 --> 00:16:11,791
But a new piece of
evidence has come to light.

383
00:16:11,826 --> 00:16:14,828
May I?

384
00:16:14,895 --> 00:16:19,566
This footage was pulled
off of Mr. Singh's computer

385
00:16:19,634 --> 00:16:22,469
and red-flagged by the
court's forensics analyst

386
00:16:22,503 --> 00:16:24,471
in the Rob Lowe case and sent to us.

387
00:16:24,505 --> 00:16:27,608
By the way, does Rob Lowe just live nearby?

388
00:16:27,675 --> 00:16:29,576
Is he, like, really close or something?

389
00:16:29,611 --> 00:16:30,844
- Can we just get to it?
- All right, well, it looks like

390
00:16:30,878 --> 00:16:32,679
you guys have a good handle on this.

391
00:16:32,714 --> 00:16:34,080
Nice meeting you. I'm...

392
00:16:34,115 --> 00:16:36,450
Why don't you hang out
with us for a minute?

393
00:16:40,621 --> 00:16:42,581
Why are you filming all this?

394
00:16:46,993 --> 00:16:48,876
This is what happens
when we leave you alone?

395
00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:52,033
How old are you?

396
00:16:52,794 --> 00:16:54,534
Why do you keep looking at her like that?

397
00:16:55,570 --> 00:16:56,970
Why is this red-flagged?

398
00:16:57,004 --> 00:16:58,972
This stuff isn't even in the top 100

399
00:16:59,006 --> 00:17:00,073
of weird things you do.

400
00:17:00,107 --> 00:17:01,408
Just wait.

401
00:17:03,244 --> 00:17:04,745
What are you doing?

402
00:17:04,812 --> 00:17:06,179
Hey.

403
00:17:06,247 --> 00:17:07,814
Whoa!

404
00:17:07,848 --> 00:17:11,818
Mr. Singh performed this
trick around the same day

405
00:17:11,852 --> 00:17:14,053
your house mysteriously burned down...

406
00:17:14,121 --> 00:17:17,658
June 19th... as evidenced
by the termite tent

407
00:17:17,692 --> 00:17:18,858
over the window here.

408
00:17:18,893 --> 00:17:20,093
Okay, I can explain...

409
00:17:20,161 --> 00:17:21,628
- Pindar.
- Save it.

410
00:17:21,663 --> 00:17:23,096
Burn pattern suggested the flash point

411
00:17:23,130 --> 00:17:26,065
was in the kitchen area,
where this video took place,

412
00:17:26,100 --> 00:17:29,903
and there were traces of nitric
and sulfuric acid on site,

413
00:17:29,937 --> 00:17:33,006
two chemicals found in
magician's flash paper.

414
00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:35,008
Okay. It was spontaneous combustion.

415
00:17:35,042 --> 00:17:36,843
It was the phosphine that interacted

416
00:17:36,877 --> 00:17:38,845
- with the nitric and the sulfuric acid...
- Let me guess here...

417
00:17:38,879 --> 00:17:40,980
you're gonna reopen the investigation

418
00:17:41,015 --> 00:17:42,649
to find out what caused the fire?

419
00:17:42,684 --> 00:17:43,784
That is correct.

420
00:17:43,818 --> 00:17:45,985
Hope you haven't spent too
much of that settlement money.

421
00:17:56,030 --> 00:17:57,898
Pindy, it's not so much that we're upset

422
00:17:57,932 --> 00:18:00,567
you burned the house down
and everything we owned.

423
00:18:00,602 --> 00:18:01,702
Including all our clothes.

424
00:18:01,736 --> 00:18:03,570
And all my baby pictures.

425
00:18:03,605 --> 00:18:05,438
You think I wanted to burn down
my entire Happy Meal collection?

426
00:18:05,506 --> 00:18:07,708
It took me 25 years of my
life to get that together.

427
00:18:07,742 --> 00:18:09,943
We're upset because
you lied to us about it.

428
00:18:09,978 --> 00:18:12,445
Now it looks like we
falsified our insurance claim.

429
00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:14,547
Which means they can come
after our settlement money,

430
00:18:14,582 --> 00:18:15,582
which we don't have.

431
00:18:15,617 --> 00:18:16,850
That's nothing.

432
00:18:16,884 --> 00:18:18,051
They're looking at me like I'm an arsonist.

433
00:18:18,119 --> 00:18:20,020
You have to believe me, I did not lie.

434
00:18:20,054 --> 00:18:21,755
I had nothing to do with that fire.

435
00:18:21,789 --> 00:18:24,024
- Then explain what we saw.
- Because what it looked like

436
00:18:24,058 --> 00:18:25,659
was that you were igniting a fireball

437
00:18:25,693 --> 00:18:27,127
inside a giant striped bag

438
00:18:27,161 --> 00:18:28,629
filled with flammable chemicals.

439
00:18:28,663 --> 00:18:30,831
That is not spontaneous combustion.

440
00:18:30,898 --> 00:18:33,166
Yes, Jared, I did find your flash paper.

441
00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:34,868
But shouldn't you be held accountable

442
00:18:34,936 --> 00:18:37,904
for carelessly leaving
flammable, dangerous,

443
00:18:37,939 --> 00:18:41,008
combustible materials around
where children could find them?

444
00:18:41,042 --> 00:18:42,676
But you don't see me blaming you.

445
00:18:42,710 --> 00:18:45,411
Okay, I... I can't talk to him.

446
00:18:45,446 --> 00:18:47,413
He's... you deal with him.

447
00:18:47,448 --> 00:18:48,815
Why were you recording it?

448
00:18:48,850 --> 00:18:51,084
I can explain that. You
guys know Vine, right?

449
00:18:51,119 --> 00:18:52,719
Okay, so, I set up my cellphone

450
00:18:52,754 --> 00:18:54,121
in the kitchen, 'cause
the lighting was better.

451
00:18:54,155 --> 00:18:56,757
I got the trick shot,
and I was gonna post it.

452
00:18:56,791 --> 00:18:58,892
There was no fire. There was no explosion.

453
00:18:58,926 --> 00:19:00,593
But once the house burned down,
I thought having a clip of me

454
00:19:00,628 --> 00:19:03,563
with an incendiary device
would be a bad idea.

455
00:19:03,631 --> 00:19:05,132
- Yes.
- Yeah.

456
00:19:05,166 --> 00:19:06,599
You have to believe me, guys...

457
00:19:06,634 --> 00:19:08,035
me doing the fire trick in the kitchen

458
00:19:08,069 --> 00:19:11,171
and the house exploding
are completely unrelated.

459
00:19:11,205 --> 00:19:13,940
How should we handle this?

460
00:19:13,975 --> 00:19:16,442
For starters, let's find
out everything we can

461
00:19:16,477 --> 00:19:18,545
on this insurance adjuster.

462
00:19:18,612 --> 00:19:20,981
Tell the truth. No one's
done anything wrong.

463
00:19:21,015 --> 00:19:23,083
What if the truth doesn't get it done?

464
00:19:23,117 --> 00:19:25,952
Then... we fight fire with fire.

465
00:19:27,855 --> 00:19:31,091
Where did we go wrong?

466
00:19:31,125 --> 00:19:34,928
It's the video games
he plays. I don't know.

467
00:19:36,998 --> 00:19:40,466
Greg Baker is here.

468
00:19:40,501 --> 00:19:42,102
Oh, yeah, send him in. Thanks.

469
00:19:46,273 --> 00:19:47,808
Ah, Greg... please, come in.

470
00:19:47,875 --> 00:19:50,243
Come in. Sit down. Can
I get you something? Tea?

471
00:19:50,277 --> 00:19:52,612
No, thanks. I won't be long.

472
00:19:52,646 --> 00:19:54,614
Rob will talk to you if
you give his sword back...

473
00:19:54,648 --> 00:19:57,117
as a gesture of, you know, good faith.

474
00:19:57,185 --> 00:19:58,885
Uh, what sword?

475
00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:00,520
The sword you stole from Rob's study

476
00:20:00,554 --> 00:20:01,822
when he hosted the
neighborhood-watch meeting.

477
00:20:01,856 --> 00:20:04,557
Oh, no. There's some mistake.

478
00:20:04,592 --> 00:20:08,095
Th... this is an ancient Masamune sword.

479
00:20:08,162 --> 00:20:11,998
This was given to me by
one of his 15 disciples.

480
00:20:12,033 --> 00:20:13,633
His name was...

481
00:20:13,667 --> 00:20:15,001
Tom Cruise.

482
00:20:15,036 --> 00:20:18,972
No. Uh, I believe it had
more of an Asian ring to it.

483
00:20:19,006 --> 00:20:20,707
No, Tom Cruise gave it to him.

484
00:20:20,775 --> 00:20:23,210
That's a prop sword from
his movie "The Last Samurai."

485
00:20:23,244 --> 00:20:25,212
- Really?
- Yeah.

486
00:20:25,246 --> 00:20:27,214
Well...

487
00:20:27,248 --> 00:20:29,582
Well, I wonder where mine went, then.

488
00:20:29,617 --> 00:20:32,219
Perhaps it was confiscated at the airport

489
00:20:32,286 --> 00:20:34,221
when I returned from Africa.

490
00:20:34,288 --> 00:20:35,255
Hmm. Perhaps.

491
00:20:35,289 --> 00:20:37,991
Uh, well, anyway...

492
00:20:38,025 --> 00:20:40,861
Uh, okay. Thank you.
We'll... we'll be in touch.

493
00:20:40,895 --> 00:20:43,897
Mm. Fine.

494
00:20:43,965 --> 00:20:45,832
Wow.

495
00:20:48,269 --> 00:20:50,070
Why?

496
00:20:50,104 --> 00:20:51,604
Why what?

497
00:20:51,672 --> 00:20:53,373
Why did you bone me with
the judicial committee?

498
00:20:53,407 --> 00:20:56,109
- Damien, what on earth are you talking about?
- Oh, come on, Stanton.

499
00:20:56,144 --> 00:20:58,145
For 10 years, you have kept
me from rising in this firm,

500
00:20:58,179 --> 00:21:00,313
and then when I decide to
leave Infeld-Daniels-King

501
00:21:00,347 --> 00:21:02,816
to become a judge, you C-block me.

502
00:21:02,850 --> 00:21:04,317
Wait a minute... I...
I had absolutely no idea

503
00:21:04,351 --> 00:21:07,320
you were being interviewed
by the judicial committee.

504
00:21:07,388 --> 00:21:09,055
The only person who could have known

505
00:21:09,090 --> 00:21:11,691
that I trick-or-treated as
a fried corpse would be you

506
00:21:11,759 --> 00:21:13,059
because I came to your house.

507
00:21:13,094 --> 00:21:15,662
Was that the year I
was giving out hamsters?

508
00:21:15,696 --> 00:21:16,930
No, but I remember the year,

509
00:21:16,964 --> 00:21:18,331
because you didn't answer the door...

510
00:21:18,365 --> 00:21:19,866
even though you knew it was me.

511
00:21:19,901 --> 00:21:22,269
Ever since your African epiphany,

512
00:21:22,303 --> 00:21:25,005
you have been motivated to
help everyone in the world

513
00:21:25,039 --> 00:21:27,640
except those in your own family.

514
00:21:27,708 --> 00:21:28,909
I'm telling you the truth when I tell you

515
00:21:28,976 --> 00:21:32,078
that I didn't tell the judicial committee

516
00:21:32,113 --> 00:21:34,080
about your Halloween costume.

517
00:21:34,115 --> 00:21:35,415
Okay.

518
00:21:35,449 --> 00:21:42,022
But a while back... I
did tell someone else.

519
00:21:42,056 --> 00:21:44,791
What is your definition of
customary international law?

520
00:21:44,826 --> 00:21:47,327
It doesn't matter what my definition is.

521
00:21:47,361 --> 00:21:48,929
Where there is no treaty,

522
00:21:48,963 --> 00:21:51,865
no controlling executive
or judicial decision,

523
00:21:51,899 --> 00:21:53,333
it's up to the civilized nations.

524
00:21:55,036 --> 00:21:57,838
When do the questions get difficult?

525
00:22:00,007 --> 00:22:01,842
You know, we could bring
a false claims act suit

526
00:22:01,909 --> 00:22:04,344
against our insurance company
if this goes to the next level.

527
00:22:04,378 --> 00:22:06,046
You think Pindar's telling the truth?

528
00:22:06,113 --> 00:22:10,917
Trying not to think about
it, because if I do...

529
00:22:10,952 --> 00:22:12,219
I don't like what I'm thinking.

530
00:22:12,253 --> 00:22:13,820
Me, too.

531
00:22:15,356 --> 00:22:17,023
Is that our music?

532
00:22:17,091 --> 00:22:19,192
It's outside.

533
00:22:22,496 --> 00:22:27,067
♪ And I decided that I should play ♪

534
00:22:28,535 --> 00:22:32,873
♪ Throw your arms around my neck ♪

535
00:22:35,276 --> 00:22:37,978
Looks like you got your montage back.

536
00:22:38,012 --> 00:22:40,113
♪ I won't be soon to forget ♪

537
00:22:41,815 --> 00:22:45,285
♪ Throw your arms around my neck ♪

538
00:22:45,319 --> 00:22:48,922
To Carmen, for explaining to
me that you didn't hate me.

539
00:22:51,458 --> 00:22:53,326
Excuse me.

540
00:22:54,461 --> 00:22:56,997
No alcoholic beverages
allowed at this beach.

541
00:22:57,031 --> 00:22:59,966
Ah, but what if I have a montage permit?

542
00:23:02,870 --> 00:23:05,238
Have a nice day.

543
00:23:11,478 --> 00:23:13,046
All right, everyone.

544
00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:15,882
I'd just like to say thank you,

545
00:23:15,950 --> 00:23:17,517
in particular to our summer associates.

546
00:23:17,584 --> 00:23:19,852
Thank you, thank you.

547
00:23:19,887 --> 00:23:22,389
And please do us the honor of joining us

548
00:23:22,423 --> 00:23:24,057
on a more permanent basis next year.

549
00:23:24,091 --> 00:23:25,525
Thank you.

550
00:23:25,559 --> 00:23:29,296
Now, the boys here, they
have a few announcements.

551
00:23:29,330 --> 00:23:30,563
Yeah. Of course.

552
00:23:30,597 --> 00:23:31,932
You guys are all invited to our barbecue

553
00:23:31,966 --> 00:23:33,499
on Thursday at the beach house.

554
00:23:33,534 --> 00:23:34,834
- Yep.
- Ah, I never get tired of saying that.

555
00:23:34,868 --> 00:23:36,303
Never get tired of hearing it.

556
00:23:36,337 --> 00:23:38,104
And I hope we've made as
good an impression on you

557
00:23:38,139 --> 00:23:39,872
as you've made on us.

558
00:23:39,907 --> 00:23:42,508
And speaking of impressions,
we are not the litigious type,

559
00:23:42,543 --> 00:23:45,979
so at the beach house, feel
free to press up against us.

560
00:23:46,013 --> 00:23:47,380
You're hitting on a
pack of starving lawyers

561
00:23:47,415 --> 00:23:49,049
with student loans to pay off.

562
00:23:49,083 --> 00:23:50,150
- They're starving.
- Yeah.

563
00:23:50,184 --> 00:23:51,617
- We got food.
- And drinks.

564
00:23:51,652 --> 00:23:52,919
- And beds.
- So...

565
00:23:52,954 --> 00:23:54,454
So... see you at the beach.

566
00:23:54,521 --> 00:23:55,989
Hey, you guys, let me get in on this

567
00:23:56,023 --> 00:23:58,024
while everyone is in such a festive mood.

568
00:23:58,059 --> 00:24:00,427
I would like to propose a toast

569
00:24:00,461 --> 00:24:03,330
to my mentor... Rachel King.

570
00:24:03,364 --> 00:24:05,165
- Come on, everybody.
- Yeah. To Rachel.

571
00:24:05,199 --> 00:24:07,500
- Huh, Rachel.
- Thank you.

572
00:24:07,534 --> 00:24:10,103
No. Oh, no. Thank you.

573
00:24:10,137 --> 00:24:13,206
Because the word is that
you may be looking at

574
00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:15,942
the newest Los Angeles
Superior Court judge.

575
00:24:15,977 --> 00:24:17,177
Whoa.

576
00:24:17,211 --> 00:24:19,079
Wow. Good one, Karp.

577
00:24:19,113 --> 00:24:21,081
Yeah, yeah. It's okay.

578
00:24:21,115 --> 00:24:22,515
What a pleasant surprise.

579
00:24:22,549 --> 00:24:24,351
Well, congratulations, Damien.

580
00:24:24,385 --> 00:24:27,053
That's fantastic. Wonderful news.

581
00:24:27,088 --> 00:24:28,221
Great. Who'd you kill?

582
00:24:28,255 --> 00:24:29,622
I know what you're thinking, Rachel.

583
00:24:29,656 --> 00:24:31,458
You're like, how did I get the appointment

584
00:24:31,492 --> 00:24:33,259
after you told the committee members

585
00:24:33,294 --> 00:24:35,895
about my sleep-study tape,
and how my Uncle only hired me

586
00:24:35,929 --> 00:24:37,597
because his sister blackmailed him.

587
00:24:37,664 --> 00:24:40,266
But thank you so much,
though, for not telling them

588
00:24:40,301 --> 00:24:43,370
about my fling with the
summer associate last year.

589
00:24:43,404 --> 00:24:45,538
See? You can do it. No one sues.

590
00:24:45,572 --> 00:24:47,140
Why do you think, then,

591
00:24:47,174 --> 00:24:49,476
you're gonna be confirmed as a judge?

592
00:24:49,543 --> 00:24:51,044
I don't.

593
00:24:51,078 --> 00:24:53,579
No, I said, if you were listening closely,

594
00:24:53,614 --> 00:24:55,115
I said that you were looking at

595
00:24:55,182 --> 00:24:57,583
the next Superior Court
judge for L.A. county,

596
00:24:57,618 --> 00:25:01,121
and that would be the
honorable Rachel Rose King.

597
00:25:01,155 --> 00:25:03,289
'Cause I'm not getting this
job because she screwed me...

598
00:25:03,324 --> 00:25:06,292
quite literally, on a
table exactly like this.

599
00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:08,061
She cracked me open like a king crab,

600
00:25:08,095 --> 00:25:09,529
'cause that's where the sweet meat is.

601
00:25:09,563 --> 00:25:14,634
I'm sorry. This is your
thing, so to you guys.

602
00:25:14,668 --> 00:25:15,935
The summer associates thingamabob.

603
00:25:15,969 --> 00:25:17,370
So, hey, congratulations,

604
00:25:17,405 --> 00:25:19,205
and I'm sorry I didn't
catch all your names.

605
00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:20,673
They won't forget yours.

606
00:25:20,707 --> 00:25:23,009
Mmm... that is so good.

607
00:25:23,044 --> 00:25:25,178
That is just, like, sweet lava.

608
00:25:25,212 --> 00:25:27,414
Is this true, Rachel?

609
00:25:27,448 --> 00:25:30,283
I'd prefer to stay, but
not unless I call the shots.

610
00:25:30,317 --> 00:25:35,121
I don't see that happening,
so I'm keeping my options open.

611
00:25:35,156 --> 00:25:39,659
As for you, Damien, I put
you in a position to succeed.

612
00:25:39,693 --> 00:25:42,095
It's not my fault you
clubbed a judge to death.

613
00:25:42,163 --> 00:25:43,296
Good night, everyone.

614
00:25:46,100 --> 00:25:48,201
It's been a tough month.

615
00:25:48,235 --> 00:25:49,702
I thought we had it bad.

616
00:25:49,736 --> 00:25:51,237
Mm.

617
00:26:11,101 --> 00:26:12,434
3-2.

618
00:26:12,469 --> 00:26:15,238
- No, no, 3-2... my serve.
- Oh, that's right. Sorry.

619
00:26:15,272 --> 00:26:16,672
You just never beat me on
a regulation-size table.

620
00:26:16,706 --> 00:26:18,174
Uh-huh. That's why I
like playing on this one.

621
00:26:20,377 --> 00:26:21,410
Uh-oh.

622
00:26:23,247 --> 00:26:25,081
During the course of my investigation,

623
00:26:25,115 --> 00:26:26,582
I spoke to a number of your friends,

624
00:26:26,616 --> 00:26:28,350
neighbors, and acquaintances,

625
00:26:28,385 --> 00:26:30,452
and I hope to speak to a few more,

626
00:26:30,487 --> 00:26:34,223
including one neighbor with
excellent bone structure

627
00:26:34,258 --> 00:26:36,259
and the complexion of a newborn,

628
00:26:36,293 --> 00:26:38,795
whose couch you once stole.

629
00:26:40,497 --> 00:26:42,131
R.L.

630
00:26:43,566 --> 00:26:45,034
What do you think of that?

631
00:26:45,068 --> 00:26:48,304
Search under hashtag "we
don't give a rat's ass."

632
00:26:48,338 --> 00:26:50,006
Yeah... on a number of occasions,

633
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:52,041
you were quoted as
saying you thought Pindar

634
00:26:52,109 --> 00:26:53,609
burned down the house intentionally?

635
00:26:53,643 --> 00:26:55,244
- That's bullshit.
- Who said that?

636
00:26:57,047 --> 00:27:00,183
Let's see here. Yeah, okay, here we go.

637
00:27:00,250 --> 00:27:02,484
So, Peter said on July 1st,

638
00:27:02,519 --> 00:27:04,453
"we got the insurance money... "

639
00:27:04,487 --> 00:27:05,955
From Pindy burning down our house.

640
00:27:05,989 --> 00:27:07,389
We use that money to buy Don's house.

641
00:27:07,424 --> 00:27:10,059
June 25th, Jared said,
"the last house was... "

642
00:27:10,127 --> 00:27:11,427
Composite shingles,

643
00:27:11,461 --> 00:27:13,162
and you managed to burn that to the ground.

644
00:27:13,230 --> 00:27:16,565
Peter said on July 28th,
"and don't play with matches."

645
00:27:16,599 --> 00:27:18,434
He burned our last
house down to the ground.

646
00:27:18,468 --> 00:27:19,568
Charlie.

647
00:27:19,636 --> 00:27:22,038
We were busting Pindy's balls.

648
00:27:22,072 --> 00:27:24,073
Right, you're joking about
losing all of your possessions

649
00:27:24,107 --> 00:27:25,975
'cause you know you're gonna
get a generous cash settlement?

650
00:27:26,043 --> 00:27:28,510
No... ever hear of gallows humor,

651
00:27:28,545 --> 00:27:30,112
or when something bad happens,

652
00:27:30,147 --> 00:27:31,547
you don't know whether
you should laugh or cry.

653
00:27:31,581 --> 00:27:32,681
We're not big criers.

654
00:27:32,716 --> 00:27:34,250
No, Pindar knows we were joking.

655
00:27:34,284 --> 00:27:35,985
And we don't believe he
burned down our house.

656
00:27:36,019 --> 00:27:39,121
Yeah, this is going
from filing a false claim

657
00:27:39,189 --> 00:27:41,623
to a possible conspiracy to commit arson.

658
00:27:41,658 --> 00:27:43,259
- What?
- What?

659
00:27:43,293 --> 00:27:44,593
I'm gonna have you give
a recorded statement.

660
00:27:44,627 --> 00:27:48,164
And as this is going to
be a home game for us,

661
00:27:48,198 --> 00:27:50,032
I suggest you lose the gum, sparky.

662
00:27:53,170 --> 00:27:55,704
We're a great road team. Can't wait.

663
00:27:55,739 --> 00:27:58,207
Not as much as me.

664
00:28:09,286 --> 00:28:12,654
Hey, did you find anything on J.D. yet?

665
00:28:12,689 --> 00:28:14,757
Well, Adhira's company
offers the highest incentives

666
00:28:14,791 --> 00:28:17,393
to their adjusters who make
the lowest payment goals.

667
00:28:17,427 --> 00:28:19,095
But, I mean, it's not illegal.

668
00:28:19,129 --> 00:28:20,496
Carmen, why are you whispering?

669
00:28:20,530 --> 00:28:23,632
Because Pindar's inside.
I found something else.

670
00:28:23,666 --> 00:28:28,371
When Pindar was 18 and living in India,

671
00:28:28,405 --> 00:28:31,540
he was arrested, along
with three other kids,

672
00:28:31,574 --> 00:28:34,643
for stealing explosives
with the intent to detonate.

673
00:28:34,677 --> 00:28:36,412
Why were you looking into Pindar?

674
00:28:36,446 --> 00:28:38,314
I was looking for
something in his background

675
00:28:38,348 --> 00:28:40,482
that would prove didn't do it.

676
00:28:40,517 --> 00:28:42,084
Instead, I found this.

677
00:28:42,119 --> 00:28:44,086
Okay.

678
00:28:44,121 --> 00:28:46,355
So, our friend's been playing
with matches for a while.

679
00:28:48,591 --> 00:28:50,293
We stole fireworks and set them off.

680
00:28:50,327 --> 00:28:53,229
Fireworks?

681
00:28:53,263 --> 00:28:55,331
Yeah, well, what kid hasn't
tied a Queen Amidala doll

682
00:28:55,365 --> 00:28:57,300
to a bottle rocket to
free her from the blockade

683
00:28:57,334 --> 00:28:59,168
surrounding planet Naboo?

684
00:29:02,704 --> 00:29:04,606
You guys had sad childhoods.

685
00:29:04,641 --> 00:29:05,707
It's only a matter of time

686
00:29:05,742 --> 00:29:07,576
before Adhira finds out about this.

687
00:29:07,610 --> 00:29:08,710
You two are the ones who kept joking

688
00:29:08,778 --> 00:29:10,612
that I burned the house down.

689
00:29:10,647 --> 00:29:12,181
Whoa, whoa, whoa. He
did it way more than me.

690
00:29:12,249 --> 00:29:14,083
Hang on a sec... Dane Cook here was the one

691
00:29:14,117 --> 00:29:16,085
who kept doing it in front
of people we didn't know,

692
00:29:16,119 --> 00:29:17,453
and now they're being questioned.

693
00:29:17,487 --> 00:29:19,221
This adjuster might have enough

694
00:29:19,256 --> 00:29:20,656
to take to an arson investigator,

695
00:29:20,690 --> 00:29:23,225
who, in turn, will file
charges with the D.A.

696
00:29:23,260 --> 00:29:25,227
And we have to provide
a recorded statement.

697
00:29:25,262 --> 00:29:26,728
This is all my fault.

698
00:29:28,865 --> 00:29:29,832
Charlie.

699
00:29:29,866 --> 00:29:31,500
More fireworks.

700
00:29:32,836 --> 00:29:34,236
What's wrong?

701
00:29:34,271 --> 00:29:37,340
You talked to the claims adjuster?

702
00:29:37,374 --> 00:29:40,309
Yeah. I told you he called.
He said to cooperate.

703
00:29:40,377 --> 00:29:42,445
And so you just told him that
Pindar burned down the house?

704
00:29:42,479 --> 00:29:43,879
I told him you were joking.

705
00:29:43,913 --> 00:29:45,381
No, no, no... don't you know

706
00:29:45,415 --> 00:29:47,216
that they can twist your words around?

707
00:29:47,250 --> 00:29:48,684
No, Peter.

708
00:29:48,718 --> 00:29:51,553
Because I don't talk to
insurance investigators

709
00:29:51,588 --> 00:29:52,821
every day of my life.

710
00:29:52,856 --> 00:29:53,922
Back off.

711
00:29:56,759 --> 00:29:58,694
That was an overreaction.

712
00:30:00,008 --> 00:30:01,630
Little bit.

713
00:30:01,854 --> 00:30:05,357
I'm not liking this whole goodbye thing.

714
00:30:29,972 --> 00:30:31,940
What time's your flight
leave in the morning?

715
00:30:31,974 --> 00:30:33,074
8:00.

716
00:30:33,109 --> 00:30:34,309
Need a ride?

717
00:30:34,343 --> 00:30:38,113
Well, actually, I think I'm good.

718
00:30:38,180 --> 00:30:40,949
Tess and her dad are going to take me.

719
00:30:40,983 --> 00:30:45,287
I guess I should say goodbye tonight.

720
00:30:45,321 --> 00:30:46,789
No.

721
00:30:46,823 --> 00:30:50,125
Because that would mean it's over.

722
00:31:15,651 --> 00:31:18,019
Hey, where's Charlie?

723
00:31:18,053 --> 00:31:19,421
I love when she wears that little shirt.

724
00:31:19,455 --> 00:31:20,688
You know, that's just long enough

725
00:31:20,723 --> 00:31:22,056
so that you kind of see...

726
00:31:22,091 --> 00:31:24,459
I woke up. She was gone.

727
00:31:24,527 --> 00:31:26,361
Wow. She didn't say goodbye?

728
00:31:26,395 --> 00:31:28,597
Nope. Isn't that great?

729
00:31:28,631 --> 00:31:31,533
It's all good. Don't worry about it.

730
00:31:31,567 --> 00:31:33,701
By the way, Charlie said
that that insurance adjuster

731
00:31:33,736 --> 00:31:35,737
has been trying to get a
statement out of Rob Lowe.

732
00:31:35,771 --> 00:31:37,005
I really hope stealing his couch

733
00:31:37,039 --> 00:31:38,706
doesn't come back to haunt you.

734
00:31:38,741 --> 00:31:40,509
What if Adhira's just a fan boy?

735
00:31:44,547 --> 00:31:46,014
Pindy?

736
00:31:46,048 --> 00:31:47,449
You ever met Rachel King?

737
00:31:47,483 --> 00:31:48,683
I have not had the pleasure.

738
00:31:48,717 --> 00:31:50,685
You're about to.

739
00:31:50,719 --> 00:31:51,653
Wait. What?

740
00:31:51,687 --> 00:31:53,054
Get dressed.

741
00:32:00,829 --> 00:32:02,564
Well, well, I finally get to meet

742
00:32:02,598 --> 00:32:04,432
the elusive Pindar Singh.

743
00:32:04,467 --> 00:32:05,600
Hello.

744
00:32:05,668 --> 00:32:06,968
I'm so glad to hear you're a germaphobe,

745
00:32:07,002 --> 00:32:08,970
because I don't like touching people.

746
00:32:09,004 --> 00:32:10,605
What's up?

747
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:12,641
While C.I.B. is conducting
their investigation,

748
00:32:12,675 --> 00:32:14,509
you three are suspended without pay,

749
00:32:14,544 --> 00:32:16,144
effective immediately.

750
00:32:16,179 --> 00:32:18,480
- You can't do that.
- Yeah, it's not a criminal investigation.

751
00:32:18,514 --> 00:32:20,582
- Yet.
- Some water.

752
00:32:20,650 --> 00:32:22,684
It's boiler-plate I.D.K. policy,

753
00:32:22,718 --> 00:32:24,386
so don't go crying to Stanton.

754
00:32:24,420 --> 00:32:26,188
I'm gonna miss that "K" over the door.

755
00:32:26,222 --> 00:32:27,955
I don't have the gig yet, but thank you.

756
00:32:27,990 --> 00:32:29,791
See you, guys.

757
00:32:29,825 --> 00:32:31,059
So, is this goodbye?

758
00:32:31,093 --> 00:32:32,627
I hope not.

759
00:32:32,662 --> 00:32:34,962
If there's a God, I'll be
the judge sentencing you.

760
00:32:34,997 --> 00:32:36,464
Oh, then there isn't a God.

761
00:32:36,499 --> 00:32:39,534
Celia Moreno got the gig.

762
00:32:39,569 --> 00:32:43,205
- What?
- Celia Moreno is now the new county superior.

763
00:32:43,239 --> 00:32:45,640
The butch, one-armed hispanic woman?

764
00:32:45,708 --> 00:32:47,775
They just decided to check all the boxes?

765
00:32:47,810 --> 00:32:49,043
Really?

766
00:32:49,078 --> 00:32:51,413
Want to lose yourself in some misery sex?

767
00:32:51,447 --> 00:32:54,115
Get the hell out of my way.

768
00:32:55,984 --> 00:32:59,053
Hey. I heard you guys got suspended.

769
00:32:59,088 --> 00:33:00,589
Looks like it.

770
00:33:00,623 --> 00:33:01,656
You still having the party, though, right?

771
00:33:01,691 --> 00:33:02,396
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

772
00:33:02,397 --> 00:33:03,397
Awesome.

773
00:33:04,793 --> 00:33:06,994
I have an idea.

774
00:33:07,062 --> 00:33:08,597
Me, too.

775
00:33:08,631 --> 00:33:10,599
We tell Colvard Insurance Brokers the truth

776
00:33:10,633 --> 00:33:11,899
in a recorded statement.

777
00:33:11,934 --> 00:33:13,901
And what's that?

778
00:33:13,936 --> 00:33:15,570
That we started the fire.

779
00:33:22,177 --> 00:33:23,778
We'd like you to retrace your steps

780
00:33:23,812 --> 00:33:26,514
the day before the fire took place.

781
00:33:26,549 --> 00:33:29,016
Did a guest smoke a cigarette?

782
00:33:29,051 --> 00:33:31,453
Did someone burn a scented candle?

783
00:33:31,487 --> 00:33:32,854
No.

784
00:33:32,888 --> 00:33:34,522
It's time...

785
00:33:38,193 --> 00:33:39,861
Okay, look.

786
00:33:39,895 --> 00:33:42,464
I accidentally threw a
bunch of triple-A batteries

787
00:33:42,531 --> 00:33:44,132
into the garbage disposal.

788
00:33:44,199 --> 00:33:47,001
And I know they contain
sulfuric and nitric acid...

789
00:33:47,035 --> 00:33:48,270
And because Einstein
over here didn't tell me

790
00:33:48,304 --> 00:33:51,172
that he put batteries down the drain,

791
00:33:51,206 --> 00:33:53,608
I thought it was clogged instead of jammed,

792
00:33:53,676 --> 00:33:56,678
so, I took liquid drain
cleaner, which also contains...

793
00:33:56,712 --> 00:33:59,046
- Sulfuric and nitric acid.
-... And nitric...

794
00:33:59,081 --> 00:34:00,915
You do realize that
giving a false statement

795
00:34:00,949 --> 00:34:02,550
during an insurance investigation

796
00:34:02,585 --> 00:34:03,985
can result in jail time?

797
00:34:04,019 --> 00:34:05,754
I'm sorry... you're saying we're making up

798
00:34:05,788 --> 00:34:06,888
the story about the fire?

799
00:34:06,922 --> 00:34:08,590
Because times are tough right now.

800
00:34:08,624 --> 00:34:10,492
We're living on the edge.

801
00:34:10,526 --> 00:34:12,994
Is that dialogue from "St. Elmo's Fire"?

802
00:34:13,061 --> 00:34:16,931
- Is... is that...
- Yeah, it is. Good call!

803
00:34:16,965 --> 00:34:18,966
- Man, you must be a fan of the movie.
- Good call! Get up here.

804
00:34:19,001 --> 00:34:21,235
- I'll get it.
- Getting back to your original statement,

805
00:34:21,304 --> 00:34:23,171
are you both trying to tell
us that you started the fire?

806
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:27,709
If you don't believe us,
then take a look at this.

807
00:34:41,089 --> 00:34:42,557
Oh, oh... whoa, whoa, whoa.

808
00:34:42,591 --> 00:34:44,025
That's... th... that's the wrong footage.

809
00:34:44,059 --> 00:34:45,293
Yeah, this is footage
that our clone drone shot.

810
00:34:45,328 --> 00:34:47,662
- Is that Rob Lowe?
- Yeah, that's Rob Lowe.

811
00:34:47,697 --> 00:34:50,965
- He's coming out of... uh, this is embarrassing.
- This is his gym.

812
00:34:50,999 --> 00:34:52,967
You know, that's enough of th...
we don't need to watch this.

813
00:34:53,001 --> 00:34:54,469
Just, let's... that's enough.

814
00:34:54,503 --> 00:34:56,237
Yeah, but... wait. Is that you, J.D.?

815
00:34:56,271 --> 00:34:57,905
Uh...

816
00:34:57,940 --> 00:35:01,175
Yeah... uh, yeah. Just doing my job.

817
00:35:01,210 --> 00:35:03,611
Your autograph for my sister, and...

818
00:35:03,646 --> 00:35:05,580
Wait a minute. Are you
asking him for an autograph?

819
00:35:05,614 --> 00:35:07,982
No, no, I was trying to get, uh,

820
00:35:08,016 --> 00:35:10,084
a signed statement from Mr. Lowe.

821
00:35:10,118 --> 00:35:12,920
Oh, so you have the signed statement?

822
00:35:12,955 --> 00:35:14,589
Or did you not get that one?

823
00:35:15,290 --> 00:35:17,826
J.D.?

824
00:35:17,860 --> 00:35:20,695
Linda, did you know that if
J.D. got Rob Lowe's signature,

825
00:35:20,730 --> 00:35:22,764
he would have the entire
cast of "St. Elmo's Fire"?

826
00:35:22,798 --> 00:35:25,199
You know, he bought Demi's on Craigslist.

827
00:35:25,267 --> 00:35:26,668
And J.D. also plays tenor sax,

828
00:35:26,736 --> 00:35:28,936
just like Billy Hicks did in the movie.

829
00:35:28,971 --> 00:35:31,939
Billy Hicks played alto sax, so nice try.

830
00:35:33,008 --> 00:35:36,678
It would appear to us that
your colleague over here

831
00:35:36,712 --> 00:35:38,546
has been exploiting this investigation

832
00:35:38,614 --> 00:35:40,147
to gain access to a celebrity.

833
00:35:42,117 --> 00:35:44,085
Thank you for coming.

834
00:35:44,119 --> 00:35:46,087
Oh... thank you.

835
00:35:52,795 --> 00:35:54,863
Can you believe these guys?

836
00:36:07,809 --> 00:36:10,344
Three days ago, this party
seemed like a good idea.

837
00:36:10,379 --> 00:36:12,380
Yo! Skinny-dipping! Come on!

838
00:36:12,414 --> 00:36:14,014
Who's with me?!

839
00:36:14,049 --> 00:36:15,616
Don't hesitate! There's
nothing to be ashamed of!

840
00:36:15,650 --> 00:36:17,785
It's completely natural! Karen!

841
00:36:17,819 --> 00:36:19,153
Uh, it's Carmen.

842
00:36:19,188 --> 00:36:20,754
Carmen... come with me, man.

843
00:36:20,789 --> 00:36:22,790
I'm gonna pass. I've seen "Piranha."

844
00:36:22,824 --> 00:36:24,658
Man, your loss!

845
00:36:24,726 --> 00:36:26,060
"Piranha." "Piranha."

846
00:36:26,095 --> 00:36:29,530
Fish, not monster. Lake, not sea.

847
00:36:29,565 --> 00:36:31,399
Look who showed up.

848
00:36:31,433 --> 00:36:35,936
- Hey! Grab a drink.
- Oh. Champagne. That's appropriate.

849
00:36:35,971 --> 00:36:37,205
So, listen...

850
00:36:37,239 --> 00:36:39,073
C.I.B. suspended Adhira

851
00:36:39,108 --> 00:36:43,177
for inappropriate contact with Mr. Lowe.

852
00:36:43,212 --> 00:36:46,547
So, they dropped the case
against you and Pindar.

853
00:36:46,582 --> 00:36:47,648
- All right.
- Yes!

854
00:36:47,682 --> 00:36:48,949
Nice.

855
00:36:48,984 --> 00:36:51,486
Apparently, Pindar called C.I.B.

856
00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:53,921
And confessed to starting
the fire with flash paper.

857
00:36:53,989 --> 00:36:55,423
Now, the confession would have allowed you

858
00:36:55,457 --> 00:36:59,760
to keep the $135,000 settlement.

859
00:36:59,828 --> 00:37:01,729
He tried to cut a deal without telling us?

860
00:37:01,763 --> 00:37:04,465
He offered to leave the country
and go back home to India

861
00:37:04,500 --> 00:37:06,667
instead of doing jail time here.

862
00:37:06,701 --> 00:37:08,035
He lied to protect us.

863
00:37:08,069 --> 00:37:10,404
'Cause we tried to protect him.

864
00:37:10,439 --> 00:37:12,006
I don't think he's here.

865
00:37:12,073 --> 00:37:13,541
Was he here when you got home?

866
00:37:13,575 --> 00:37:14,842
I didn't see him. Maybe he's in his room.

867
00:37:14,876 --> 00:37:16,544
You know how he likes to hole up in there.

868
00:37:16,578 --> 00:37:19,113
- Yeah. Sorry. Enjoy the party.
- Thank you.

869
00:37:19,148 --> 00:37:22,116
Pindy!

870
00:37:22,151 --> 00:37:25,953
- Pindy?
- Pindy?

871
00:37:29,778 --> 00:37:31,178
He wrote it on flash paper.

872
00:37:31,212 --> 00:37:35,816
I guess the new goodbye is no goodbye.

873
00:37:35,884 --> 00:37:38,352
We got to let him know the
investigation was dropped.

874
00:37:38,420 --> 00:37:40,254
Well, he's probably in the air by now.

875
00:37:40,288 --> 00:37:42,155
Dropped? Was anyone ever gonna tell me?

876
00:37:43,425 --> 00:37:44,992
What are you doing?

877
00:37:45,026 --> 00:37:46,326
Well, I was gonna escape,

878
00:37:46,361 --> 00:37:47,395
but then I heard you
guys coming down the hall,

879
00:37:47,429 --> 00:37:48,929
so I hid in the closet.

880
00:37:48,963 --> 00:37:50,931
Pindy, Stanton just told
us. He just found out.

881
00:37:50,965 --> 00:37:52,700
It's true.

882
00:37:52,734 --> 00:37:53,967
Just now?

883
00:37:54,002 --> 00:37:55,235
Just now.

884
00:37:58,373 --> 00:38:00,408
You were gonna throw yourself
on the grenade for us?

885
00:38:00,442 --> 00:38:02,843
Well, you guys did the same for me.

886
00:38:04,112 --> 00:38:05,846
There's a party upstairs.

887
00:38:05,881 --> 00:38:07,748
You just gonna stand here?

888
00:38:28,437 --> 00:38:31,505
He comes with his own aura.

889
00:38:33,374 --> 00:38:34,809
- How do I look?
- How do I look?

890
00:38:34,843 --> 00:38:36,844
- Oh, my God.
- Stop it.

891
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:41,415
Can we help you?

892
00:38:41,483 --> 00:38:45,753
Well, well, well... if it
isn't the couch-boosters.

893
00:38:45,787 --> 00:38:47,087
You look so much different in real life

894
00:38:47,155 --> 00:38:49,222
than you do on grainy surveillance video.

895
00:38:49,257 --> 00:38:51,191
I love "The Outsiders."

896
00:38:51,225 --> 00:38:54,127
Dude. Dude, end zone.

897
00:38:54,162 --> 00:38:55,329
What do you want?

898
00:38:55,396 --> 00:38:58,198
Actually, I was coming to return this.

899
00:38:58,232 --> 00:38:59,467
Thank you, Mr. Lowe.

900
00:38:59,501 --> 00:39:01,034
Your eyes are as Violet as Liz Taylor's.

901
00:39:01,069 --> 00:39:04,037
Why would you say that?

902
00:39:04,072 --> 00:39:06,406
How can anyone tell what color they are

903
00:39:06,441 --> 00:39:08,476
when he never looks anyone in the eye?

904
00:39:08,543 --> 00:39:09,944
Stanton.

905
00:39:10,011 --> 00:39:12,780
So, you've finally come to apologize

906
00:39:12,814 --> 00:39:14,147
for stealing Jacqueline Bisset from me.

907
00:39:14,215 --> 00:39:18,285
I did not steal Jackie Biss-et.

908
00:39:18,319 --> 00:39:20,788
That's how you say her
name... not "Bissit."

909
00:39:20,822 --> 00:39:22,155
- No, it's not.
- Yes, it is.

910
00:39:22,190 --> 00:39:23,824
I said "Bisset."

911
00:39:23,892 --> 00:39:25,125
No, you said "Bissit."

912
00:39:25,193 --> 00:39:26,159
Yeah, the way Rob says it is perfect.

913
00:39:26,194 --> 00:39:27,427
He... he's great.

914
00:39:27,462 --> 00:39:29,262
When we were doing our movie "Class,"

915
00:39:29,297 --> 00:39:31,431
Jackie came to me, and she said that

916
00:39:31,466 --> 00:39:34,502
Stanton never bothered
to learn her real name.

917
00:39:34,536 --> 00:39:36,169
And I saw that as an opening.

918
00:39:36,204 --> 00:39:38,071
And pretty much after that,
it wasn't a fair fight.

919
00:39:38,139 --> 00:39:39,373
Is that my kayak?

920
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:41,876
Yeah. I'll bring that back really soon.

921
00:39:41,910 --> 00:39:43,310
Don't worry about it. It's Kilmer's.

922
00:39:43,344 --> 00:39:44,578
He'll never use it.

923
00:39:44,613 --> 00:39:45,880
Well, you didn't have to punch out

924
00:39:45,914 --> 00:39:47,347
my houseguest from Tonga.

925
00:39:47,382 --> 00:39:48,983
And he didn't have to
urinate on my surfboard.

926
00:39:49,017 --> 00:39:51,218
Oh. Well, I...

927
00:39:51,252 --> 00:39:53,554
actually, I wasn't aware that...

928
00:39:53,588 --> 00:39:56,557
- Well...
- Well, then I apologize

929
00:39:56,625 --> 00:39:58,325
for dumping all that sand in your bedroom.

930
00:39:58,359 --> 00:40:01,194
Really? I thought that was Est-evez.

931
00:40:01,229 --> 00:40:02,195
"Est-evez"?

932
00:40:02,230 --> 00:40:03,597
Estevez... Emilio. Estevez.

933
00:40:03,632 --> 00:40:05,966
Oh, well, then it seems
that this 30-year-old war

934
00:40:06,001 --> 00:40:08,402
has been nothing but a misunderstanding.

935
00:40:08,436 --> 00:40:10,004
Yeah, maybe you guys
should just shake hands

936
00:40:10,038 --> 00:40:11,539
and make up right here, huh?

937
00:40:11,606 --> 00:40:13,007
Well, uh...

938
00:40:13,074 --> 00:40:14,408
Hmm.

939
00:40:14,442 --> 00:40:15,976
There you go.

940
00:40:16,011 --> 00:40:18,012
Can I get you anything? Maybe a drink or...

941
00:40:18,046 --> 00:40:20,548
Oh, no, no, no. I... I... I'm
sorry. I've got to get home.

942
00:40:20,582 --> 00:40:22,516
I'm taking down my Christmas decorations.

943
00:40:22,584 --> 00:40:25,152
Apparently, someone started a petition.

944
00:40:25,186 --> 00:40:27,021
Huh. Yeah, well, it... it is August.

945
00:40:27,055 --> 00:40:29,322
Yeah, and you could have at
least inflated the snowman

946
00:40:29,357 --> 00:40:31,191
if it's gonna sit out there all summer.

947
00:40:31,225 --> 00:40:33,427
All right, Bert and Ernie,
it's been good seeing you.

948
00:40:33,461 --> 00:40:35,429
Keep that insurance
adjuster out of my life.

949
00:40:35,463 --> 00:40:37,297
- You got it. Done.
- It's been done, Mr. Lowe.

950
00:40:37,365 --> 00:40:39,700
And anytime you want to, like,
maybe paddle out or something...

951
00:40:39,768 --> 00:40:41,301
If you just want to, you know, come over,

952
00:40:41,335 --> 00:40:42,670
throw some steaks on the grill... or tofu,

953
00:40:42,704 --> 00:40:44,504
'cause obviously, you're in great shape.

954
00:40:44,539 --> 00:40:46,073
He just took my ab belt.

955
00:40:46,140 --> 00:40:47,240
Okay... he's never gonna call.

956
00:40:49,277 --> 00:40:50,477
Oh, damn.

957
00:40:50,545 --> 00:40:51,712
We didn't put enough chum in the water.

958
00:40:51,746 --> 00:40:53,213
Come on.

959
00:40:53,281 --> 00:40:56,249
Let's light this fuse.
Ladies and gentlemen,

960
00:40:56,284 --> 00:40:59,519
my partner will now
perform his greatest trick.

961
00:40:59,554 --> 00:41:00,888
His only trick.

962
00:41:00,956 --> 00:41:02,289
That he hasn't nailed yet.

963
00:41:02,323 --> 00:41:03,423
If you need help, Jared, I...

964
00:41:03,458 --> 00:41:04,558
Thank you, Pindy, but the object is

965
00:41:04,626 --> 00:41:06,226
not burn the house down.

966
00:41:06,294 --> 00:41:08,996
Now, anyone can make the
Statue of Liberty disappear.

967
00:41:09,030 --> 00:41:10,230
Or the Eiffel Tower.

968
00:41:10,298 --> 00:41:12,199
But can anyone do this?

969
00:41:12,233 --> 00:41:13,467
Do what?

970
00:41:13,501 --> 00:41:16,436
Make summer disappear.

971
00:41:18,773 --> 00:41:22,209
Ladies and gentlemen, till we meet again.

972
00:41:22,243 --> 00:41:23,477
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

973
00:41:26,380 --> 00:41:29,685
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