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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
Resync for WEB-DL by lost0ne
www.addic7ed.com
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Here, boy.
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Ryan! Ryan, help me!
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Water! Water!
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Oh!
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Oh...!
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Oh...
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Oh.
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Oh, man, my penis is in
bad shape right now.
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I can barely stand up straight.
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That glory hole
shit out there...
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that... was... beautiful.
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Pussy without a name
or face or personality
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is the perfect kind of pussy.
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I think Anne wants to move out.
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Really?
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Well, I have managed
to lick off every morsel
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of biological detritus
her body has to offer.
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So maybe it's time.
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No, it sucks.
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We get along great.
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She hasn't threatened
my relationship with you,
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plus her rent has given me
the time to figure out
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what I actually want
to do with my life.
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Now I'm gonna feel
all this pressure
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to get a job right away.
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You know, sometimes
pressure's a good thing.
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I've been pressured into
every job I've ever had.
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I'm just gonna end up
doing something I hate.
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Okay, so we already know
you don't want to be
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an evil-type lawyer again.
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So let's start from there.
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Wait-- I thought you hated
the idea of me getting a job.
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Under normal
circumstances, sure.
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But you're stuck in a rut.
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And I'm worried about you.
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True or false?
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Last Wednesday, you went online
and purchased a Lego
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do-it-yourself medieval
market village.
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So what?
Legos are not for adults!
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I canceled the order.
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All you do is sit around
and sleep and eat.
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Yeah, and I also roll around
in goose shit.
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Look, I'm already in touch
with a recruiter.
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I'm gonna set up a meeting
right now.
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If you're on
the Legos Web site,
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you are a creepy
man-child.
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Oh, you're burning down!
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That was awesome!
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Oh, my God.
You were right.
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Those fitness games I was
playing are boring as shit
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compared to "The Haunted
Catacombs of Gjorganthaal."
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See?!
What?
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Wait-- why are you pausing it?
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Didn't you have
to be somewhere at 2:00?
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Yeah, I was supposed to meet
with this recruiter,
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but I rescheduled it.
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My résumé needs some tweaking
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I hope you didn't reschedule it
for Monday,
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because I have a surprise.
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I'm treating us to massages.
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It's just a thank you
for being my date
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to Erica's dinner party
last week.
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It would have been super
depressing being
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the only single person there.
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Yeah, I'm-I'm not sure I can...
Now don't worry!
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I'm still working the
Internet dating sites.
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And as soon as I find
a guy who's not making
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that annoying squinty sex face
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in his profile picture,
you're off the hook.
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No, no, no, it's not that.
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I just don't think
I can make the massage.
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I should probably stick
with this job hunt for a while
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until I get something.
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Really? Bummer.
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Kind of enjoyed being
"funemployed" together.
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Yeah, well, I found out
Anne's looking for a new place.
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And there's no way I can pay
the bills without her rent.
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Why is she leaving?
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You haven't asked her?
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If I were you, I'd do whatever
it takes to keep her there.
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You're right.
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I'll talk to her.
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Oh. Good morning.
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Hey.
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So, um...
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I-I-I don't know how to
ask this without asking.
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Are-Are you thinking
of moving out?
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Okay, I was gonna
tell you eventually.
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You know how my boyfriend's
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in jail for head butting
his aunt?
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I-I didn't know those details.
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Well, before he got sentenced,
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he made this, like, investment
for when he got out.
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He bought this purebred
English bulldog
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to start a breeding business.
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His mom's watching Phil,
that's the dog's name,
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but she's moving to Boston,
so offered to take the dog.
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And I just figured
with Wilfred around,
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two dogs in the house
would just make your life crazy.
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No! No, no, no!
Not at all.
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Really?
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Seriously, it's not a problem.
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Phil is totally welcome
to come live here.
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Oh, my God,
that is so awesome!
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If I didn't have a boyfriend,
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I would totally suck
your nuts right now.
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So, just when I finally
neutralized
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the Jelly Beans threat,
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you invite this bulldog
to come and live with us?!
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There's only so much dog poon
to go around!
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And you know this Phil guy's
gonna be creeping up
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on the neighborhood glory hole!
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That shit is locals only!
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It's, like, go back
to the Val, kook!
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Wilfred, you don't even live
here-- you're my guest.
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Anne has a right
to have guests, too.
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What the hell are you doing?!
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Drawing a line in the sand.
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Phil can stay on his side,
I'll stay on my side.
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Wilfred, stop!
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Fine. Then I suppose
I'll have to resort
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to more drastic measures.
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Wait-- what are you gonna do?
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I'm gonna get my squeaky ball
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and leave it on
the living room floor
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where Phil can see it.
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Then, when our little friend
goes to play with it,
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I'll simply...
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snatch... it... back.
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Guess I can't stop you.
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Welcome to your new home!
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Hey.
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So this must be Phil.
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Why is he wearing a diaper?
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Phil's short for "Phyllis."
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So...
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She's in heat right now.
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Sorry. I didn't know
till I picked her up.
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So we should keep her
and Wilfred apart.
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You know how crazy
male dogs get
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when they smell
a bitch in heat.
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Is this still cool with you?
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'Cause if not, I can totally...
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What? No, no, no, no!
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Of course, it's totally cool.
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Thanks. I really appreciate
this, Ryan.
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Don't worry about it.
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Like I said, it won't be
a problem at all.
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Oh, my God...
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she's beautiful, Ryan.
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Sculpted by
the hands of angels.
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You didn't even see her.
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I didn't have to.
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I'm in love.
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♪ I know
it might sound foolish ♪
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♪ When I write
to you this song ♪
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♪ But the rings of love
from heaven ♪
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♪ Washed away all
that was wrong ♪
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♪ Because looking at you
is like drinking a moonbeam ♪
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♪ In the darkness
of my lonely night ♪
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♪ And the sun from your heart
is shining down on me, baby ♪
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♪ All right?
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♪ And I'm dreaming of you
tonight. ♪
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Sorry; the music just kind
of poured out of me.
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I guess that's what happens
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when love slaps you around
like a little ho.
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I can't wait
for Phyllis to hear it.
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It's not gonna happen, Wilfred.
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Look, I know you're worried,
'cause now I'm in love,
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we're not gonna hang out
as much.
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But you've always been
my best friend.
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Which is why I'd like
you to have this.
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It's my little black book.
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I won't be needing it anymore.
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Are these urine stains?
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Contact information
from my former slut stable.
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I was a different dog then.
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Which reminds me.
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I no longer have any use...
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for my vampire dick sucker.
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Oh, Fangsy, we really had
ourselves quite a time.
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Where is Phyllis?
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Locked up in Anne's room,
where you can't get to her.
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Ryan, no door can stand
in the way of love.
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Unless it's, like, a door-door.
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Does it have a doorknob?
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Dude!
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Wilfred, you're not in love.
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You're just responding
to her pheromones.
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And you're just
tearing us apart,
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so you can keep Anne
as a cash cow.
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Phyllis is in heat, and you're
an unneutered male dog.
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You could get her pregnant.
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And the only litter
that she's supposed to have
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is with another
purebred bulldog.
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Are you saying that my moonbeam
and the darkness
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of my lonely night
is promised to another?
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Sort of.
Anne's boyfriend's a breeder.
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But that's insane!
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If it's another bulldog,
then he could be her brother
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or her cousin
or a distant uncle at best!
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How would you feel
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if that's how humans
were forced to procreate?!
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It's different.
We're human.
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Okay, may-maybe... maybe
that came out wrong.
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You're a Nazi!
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You're a goddamn Nazi!
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Don't you even try
to get between us, Ryan.
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You can't stop love!
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♪ Love is a freight train
comin' down the track ♪
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♪ You can't stop it
'cause you can't ♪
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♪ Turn your back on love
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♪ Love is a wrecking ball!
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Oh, Phyllis,
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your kisses taste so sweet
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and your pores smell
like corn chips.
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Oh, my deep tissue is thanking
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the shit out of you right now.
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Glad you found it relaxing.
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By the way, you two make
a really cute couple.
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Oh.
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Why did you tell the
masseuse we're a couple?
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'Cause the couple's massage came
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with a free bottle of wine.
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So, how'd it go with Anne?
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Great.
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I talked to her like you said
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and we worked everything out.
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To "funemployment."
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So what do you want
to do tonight?
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Korean barbeque or we...
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Oh, shit.
Is it Monday?
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I'm supposed to go
with Jessica to a party tonight
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at some rich
ophthalmologist's house.
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I guess it's remotely possible
I could meet someone.
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No worries.
We'll hang out later.
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I'm gonna get dressed and
head home for a long nap.
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So, how are you feeling today?
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It's weird.
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I woke up and I don't
know how to explain it,
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but something deep in
my heart had changed.
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It's like all the love
I felt for Phyllis
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is now suddenly gone.
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That does happen sometimes.
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You can fall out of love just
as quickly as you fell into it.
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Huh, you know,
I don't even care
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if she ends up with
another bulldog.
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Hell, maybe they'd be
better off together.
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Well...
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breeding is done for a reason.
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Mating a purebred
with another purebred
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keeps things... pure.
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Yeah.
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I got to admit, now that
my mind is no longer lost
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in the fog of love,
it's starting to make sense.
257
00:12:17,521 --> 00:12:20,023
I mean, you mix up the breeds,
who knows what you're gonna get?
258
00:12:20,090 --> 00:12:20,974
Exactly.
259
00:12:21,058 --> 00:12:23,259
Like, take Joffrey here.
260
00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:24,760
Wait...
261
00:12:24,812 --> 00:12:27,146
- What?
- Well, he-he's the product
262
00:12:27,231 --> 00:12:29,399
of a white mother
and a Mexican father.
263
00:12:29,450 --> 00:12:31,067
He's a mutt, just like me.
264
00:12:31,118 --> 00:12:32,785
It's different
with people, Wilfred.
265
00:12:32,870 --> 00:12:34,320
Joffrey's fine.
266
00:12:34,405 --> 00:12:35,321
Joffrey and I
are both mongrels.
267
00:12:35,406 --> 00:12:36,489
We're mistakes.
268
00:12:36,573 --> 00:12:37,957
Now, I-I wouldn't say you're...
269
00:12:38,042 --> 00:12:39,459
No, no, no, you're
totally right.
270
00:12:39,543 --> 00:12:41,461
Just imagine a world
271
00:12:41,545 --> 00:12:43,963
where all of the bloodlines
were kept pure--
272
00:12:44,048 --> 00:12:46,165
a perfect world where
there were no mistakes.
273
00:12:49,753 --> 00:12:52,005
That's that job recruiter.
274
00:12:52,089 --> 00:12:54,623
You going to that meeting
with her tomorrow, right?
275
00:12:54,675 --> 00:12:56,292
I don't know.
276
00:12:56,343 --> 00:12:58,394
I mean, now that Anne's staying,
what's the rush?
277
00:12:58,462 --> 00:13:02,432
Ryan, if this whole Phyllis
ordeal has taught me anything,
278
00:13:02,483 --> 00:13:06,019
it's that it feels good
to move on with your life.
279
00:13:06,103 --> 00:13:07,570
On to bigger and better things.
280
00:13:07,637 --> 00:13:09,322
Hmm.
281
00:13:09,406 --> 00:13:11,574
Hendler-Greer specializes
in green energy
282
00:13:11,641 --> 00:13:13,476
and they're looking
for a junior partner.
283
00:13:13,527 --> 00:13:16,663
Well, actually I'm sort of
leaning towards nonprofit.
284
00:13:16,747 --> 00:13:19,248
Okay.
285
00:13:19,316 --> 00:13:21,034
Well, have you heard
of New Horizons?
286
00:13:21,118 --> 00:13:23,152
They're a nonprofit
that provides legal counsel
287
00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:25,038
for victims of domestic abuse.
288
00:13:25,122 --> 00:13:27,490
Yeah, that-that sounds great.
289
00:13:27,541 --> 00:13:29,375
But I worry that it's
a little too outside
290
00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:31,094
of my area of expertise.
291
00:13:33,797 --> 00:13:35,098
Sorry, I...
292
00:13:35,165 --> 00:13:36,683
I guess I'm kind
of a challenge.
293
00:13:36,767 --> 00:13:38,167
It's okay.
294
00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:39,769
I like a challenge.
295
00:13:39,836 --> 00:13:42,472
I'm sure, if we work together
long enough,
296
00:13:42,523 --> 00:13:44,403
I'll find something
that'll pique your interest.
297
00:13:44,475 --> 00:13:46,976
Uh...
298
00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:50,279
I-I don't understand.
299
00:13:50,347 --> 00:13:52,348
Are you ready to get
your dick sucked, Ryan?
300
00:14:07,915 --> 00:14:08,581
Oh!
301
00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:13,202
Wh-What's going on?
302
00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:15,414
I've been doing a little
pure-breeding of my own, mate.
303
00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:18,874
I think I'll name
your baby Rysten.
304
00:14:27,216 --> 00:14:28,182
Wilfred!
305
00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:29,350
Get back here!
306
00:14:35,474 --> 00:14:37,341
Shit.
307
00:14:40,345 --> 00:14:41,345
It's Kristen, leave a message.
308
00:14:42,448 --> 00:14:44,649
Hey, uh, I-I don't know
309
00:14:44,700 --> 00:14:46,984
if you're still taking your nap,
but I'm gonna be
310
00:14:47,035 --> 00:14:48,286
in your neighborhood,
so I thought I'd drop by.
311
00:14:48,353 --> 00:14:50,371
See you soon.
312
00:14:51,657 --> 00:14:53,708
Kristen.
313
00:14:55,127 --> 00:14:56,193
Kristen!
314
00:14:58,914 --> 00:15:00,381
Kristen, where are you?
315
00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:02,032
- I'm at your place.
- My place?
316
00:15:02,084 --> 00:15:03,468
When I couldn't find my phone,
I realized
317
00:15:03,535 --> 00:15:04,752
I must've left it here
earlier today.
318
00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:06,003
Or perhaps someone stole it.
319
00:15:06,054 --> 00:15:07,305
Wilfred's there?
320
00:15:07,372 --> 00:15:08,706
Yeah, he was here
when I came in.
321
00:15:08,757 --> 00:15:10,057
Breeding a brother
with his sister
322
00:15:10,142 --> 00:15:12,093
can only result in perfect...
323
00:15:12,177 --> 00:15:14,011
Get away from him, Kristen.
324
00:15:14,062 --> 00:15:15,313
I'll be right there.
325
00:15:16,882 --> 00:15:19,233
Hey, Ryan.
Wilfred, get out of there.
326
00:15:22,053 --> 00:15:23,938
- Ow!
- What are you doing?
327
00:15:24,022 --> 00:15:25,523
Uh, I have to take him out.
328
00:15:27,225 --> 00:15:29,527
Please, tell me
you didn't do it.
329
00:15:29,578 --> 00:15:31,698
You mean extract your semen
and inseminate your sister
330
00:15:31,747 --> 00:15:33,581
so she can give birth
to a purebred Newman?
331
00:15:35,667 --> 00:15:37,835
Of course I didn't.
I'm not that sick and twisted.
332
00:15:37,903 --> 00:15:39,954
I just wanted you
to think I would,
333
00:15:40,038 --> 00:15:42,456
so you can see what it's
like to almost get bred.
334
00:15:42,541 --> 00:15:44,458
What?! Why?
335
00:15:44,543 --> 00:15:45,760
All that fear and
disgust you just felt?
336
00:15:45,844 --> 00:15:47,745
That's exactly what
Phyllis is feeling.
337
00:15:47,796 --> 00:15:49,130
Instead of being
with the one dog
338
00:15:49,214 --> 00:15:51,048
she actually cares about-- me.
339
00:15:51,099 --> 00:15:53,918
We should be making tender,
passionate love right now,
340
00:15:53,969 --> 00:15:56,554
stuck ass-to-ass with
my dick bent backwards
341
00:15:56,605 --> 00:15:58,222
between my legs in
excruciating pain
342
00:15:58,273 --> 00:15:59,690
under the stars.
343
00:15:59,758 --> 00:16:02,143
What? I thought
you were over Phyllis.
344
00:16:02,227 --> 00:16:04,445
What? Because of this?
345
00:16:05,531 --> 00:16:08,482
You knew? How?
346
00:16:08,567 --> 00:16:10,368
I went on your iPad to change
my relationship status
347
00:16:10,435 --> 00:16:11,786
to "It's complicated,"
348
00:16:11,870 --> 00:16:14,205
and I saw the Web site
on your browser.
349
00:16:14,272 --> 00:16:15,623
So you knowingly tortured me
'cause you still
350
00:16:15,707 --> 00:16:17,074
think you're in love?
351
00:16:17,125 --> 00:16:18,626
For the last time,
I am in love.
352
00:16:18,710 --> 00:16:20,044
With someone who's destined
353
00:16:20,111 --> 00:16:22,046
to boned by her
own family member.
354
00:16:22,113 --> 00:16:24,799
So, what? Dogs don't care if
they have sex with a relative.
355
00:16:24,883 --> 00:16:26,717
Not if we don't get
a say in the matter.
356
00:16:26,785 --> 00:16:28,803
I chose to have sex
with my sister
357
00:16:28,887 --> 00:16:30,671
and my aunt and my grandfather.
358
00:16:30,756 --> 00:16:32,423
Making me think
I've impregnated my sister
359
00:16:32,474 --> 00:16:34,559
isn't even in the same ballpark
as dog breeding.
360
00:16:34,626 --> 00:16:36,844
How did you come up
with this insane plan?
361
00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:38,012
It's obvious.
362
00:16:38,096 --> 00:16:39,313
I got it from Kristen.
363
00:16:39,398 --> 00:16:40,798
Well, she's basically
364
00:16:40,849 --> 00:16:42,633
been playing house
with you lately.
365
00:16:42,684 --> 00:16:44,164
Treating her brother
like her husband.
366
00:16:44,236 --> 00:16:45,486
What are you talking about?
367
00:16:45,571 --> 00:16:46,971
She keeps using you as a crutch
368
00:16:47,022 --> 00:16:48,302
the same way you keep
using Anne.
369
00:16:49,241 --> 00:16:51,742
Phyllis!
370
00:16:51,810 --> 00:16:54,495
We will be together one day.
371
00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:57,147
I promise!
372
00:17:04,506 --> 00:17:05,423
Hey.
373
00:17:05,490 --> 00:17:07,491
I was thinking
374
00:17:07,542 --> 00:17:10,094
since I'm already here,
we might as well order in;
375
00:17:10,161 --> 00:17:11,762
watch a movie.
376
00:17:11,830 --> 00:17:13,297
Still haven't seen
Django Unchained.
377
00:17:13,348 --> 00:17:15,165
What? I-I thought
378
00:17:15,217 --> 00:17:17,051
you were going to that party
with your girlfriends tonight.
379
00:17:17,135 --> 00:17:19,503
I'll just cancel-- honestly
I'm just not really in the mood
380
00:17:19,554 --> 00:17:21,722
to get dressed up
and deal with that whole scene.
381
00:17:24,393 --> 00:17:26,510
Yeah, I think you
should go to that party.
382
00:17:26,561 --> 00:17:29,814
Look, I know it must be hard.
383
00:17:29,865 --> 00:17:32,316
After your divorce,
getting back out there.
384
00:17:32,367 --> 00:17:34,986
It's daunting, but...
385
00:17:35,037 --> 00:17:37,538
I don't, I don't think
it's good to, you know,
386
00:17:37,623 --> 00:17:40,741
become so dependent on this
comfortable thing we've got.
387
00:17:43,161 --> 00:17:44,996
I know.
388
00:17:45,047 --> 00:17:46,747
You're right.
389
00:17:46,832 --> 00:17:48,499
For what it's worth,
390
00:17:48,550 --> 00:17:51,218
I'm doing the exact same
thing with this job search.
391
00:17:51,303 --> 00:17:54,088
It's like... what
if I get rejected?
392
00:17:54,172 --> 00:17:56,507
What if I fail?
393
00:17:56,558 --> 00:17:59,593
But I guess, at a certain point,
it's more dangerous
394
00:17:59,678 --> 00:18:01,479
to not move forward
with your life.
395
00:18:13,725 --> 00:18:16,494
Uh, is that a fanged
blow job giver?
396
00:18:18,413 --> 00:18:21,749
Um...
397
00:18:21,833 --> 00:18:25,235
So, I asked Anne
to move out this morning.
398
00:18:25,287 --> 00:18:27,705
I've been putting off
getting a job for too long.
399
00:18:27,756 --> 00:18:30,257
It's a good thing,
mate-- trust me.
400
00:18:30,342 --> 00:18:32,543
Although, as you know,
if Phyllis leaves,
401
00:18:32,594 --> 00:18:34,045
then I'll have to
leave with her,
402
00:18:34,096 --> 00:18:36,347
because I will follow her
to the ends of the earth
403
00:18:36,414 --> 00:18:37,598
until the end of time.
404
00:18:37,683 --> 00:18:40,184
Yeah, and...
I've been thinking.
405
00:18:40,251 --> 00:18:42,770
Maybe some of what you said
about breeding is true.
406
00:18:42,854 --> 00:18:45,756
Thank you, Ryan;
I appreciate that.
407
00:18:45,807 --> 00:18:47,775
In good time,
you, too, will see
408
00:18:47,859 --> 00:18:50,478
that Phyllis and I
truly are soul mates,
409
00:18:50,562 --> 00:18:53,597
and that our love will
one day transcend...
410
00:18:53,648 --> 00:18:55,265
Oh, my God!
411
00:18:55,317 --> 00:18:57,485
Who is that disgusting
pig-like creature?
412
00:18:57,569 --> 00:18:59,954
That's Phyllis.
No way.
413
00:19:00,038 --> 00:19:02,206
That's a butter everything.
414
00:19:02,273 --> 00:19:04,291
She's basically the
dog version of Natalie
415
00:19:04,376 --> 00:19:05,576
from The Facts of Life.
Yeah.
416
00:19:05,627 --> 00:19:07,328
I'm telling you,
Wilfred, that's her.
417
00:19:07,412 --> 00:19:08,612
Really?
Yeah.
418
00:19:08,663 --> 00:19:10,214
And, look, she's no longer
wearing a diaper
419
00:19:10,281 --> 00:19:12,717
because she's probably
no longer in heat...
420
00:19:12,784 --> 00:19:15,970
which is why you're probably
no longer in love.
421
00:19:16,054 --> 00:19:20,891
No... I just think she looks
different in the daylight.
422
00:19:20,959 --> 00:19:23,144
Right.
423
00:19:26,754 --> 00:19:29,196
Again, I'm really sorry that it
didn't work out with the dogs.
424
00:19:29,316 --> 00:19:31,383
It just got a little
too crazy with Wilfred.
425
00:19:31,430 --> 00:19:34,384
Oh, I totally understand, Ryan.
It's for the best.
426
00:19:34,504 --> 00:19:36,454
And Northern California
will be nice,
427
00:19:36,506 --> 00:19:37,989
and I'll be closer
to my boyfriend.
428
00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:39,624
Well, his prison.
429
00:19:39,675 --> 00:19:41,877
Take care.
430
00:19:41,961 --> 00:19:44,429
You, too. It's been fun.
431
00:19:46,599 --> 00:19:49,184
Sorry. There was a line
at the glory hole.
432
00:19:49,268 --> 00:19:51,002
And then this Chihuahua
got stuck,
433
00:19:51,053 --> 00:19:53,471
and his whole body was just,
like, dangling there.
434
00:19:53,523 --> 00:19:55,473
Oh. Did I miss the good-byes?
435
00:19:55,525 --> 00:19:57,192
Yeah.
436
00:19:57,276 --> 00:19:59,677
Well, I'm sure
I'll see Anne again one day.
437
00:19:59,729 --> 00:20:02,347
I look forward to meeting
her future son, Andrew.
438
00:20:02,398 --> 00:20:03,982
Andrew?
439
00:20:04,033 --> 00:20:06,701
Why would she name her son An...
440
00:20:06,786 --> 00:20:07,786
...drew?
441
00:20:09,399 --> 00:20:20,014
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