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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
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DREW:
Hey, Ryan!
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Hey! Where you been, man?
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Uh, j-just went for a run.
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No, I mean, like, in life.
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Seems like we haven't seen
your cool ass in, like, forever.
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If I didn't know better,
I'd say you were avoiding us.
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Well, I...
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Hey! Hey!
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I thought I told you
to stay off my property.
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You've got a smart mouth and a bad attitude.
(cooing)
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I know your mother!
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Yeah, that's right,
walk away, bitch.
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I just, uh...
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I'm just yanking
your junk, man.
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I know you've been busy.
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I know what you're thinking.
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But we haven't bought
anything yet.
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We're just getting an estimate.
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On the, uh...
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home security system.
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Oh, right.
Yeah.
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Jenna heard about a couple of
recent break-ins in Venice.
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And she's super nervous
about it,
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even though they're not really
that close to our neighborhood.
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I think she's overreacting.
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I mean, this thing
could set us back
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at least a couple of G's.
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Wow.
Hey.
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You wouldn't mind
talking to her, would you?
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I mean, just-just, you know,
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letting her know
the neighborhood's safe and all.
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Aw, well, I-I don't know
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what I could say that
you haven't already said.
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No, it'd mean more
coming from you.
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I mean, she thinks I'm only
against the security system
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'cause I'm a cheapskate.
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Uh, okay, I guess if I,
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if I run into her, then
I'll try and bring it up.
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Ah, thanks, brochacho.
(laughs)
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I'll see you later, man.
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Yeah, now where you gonna go,
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you little AIDS of the sky?
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(pigeon cooing)
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What... wh-what are...
what are you doing?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Ease up, chief!
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I don't want no trouble!
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(screams) It touched me!
It touched me!
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It almost touched me.
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(dogs barking)
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WILFRED:
I've got to toughen up.
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I couldn't even intimidate
that loitering wise-ass.
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You know, I spoke
to his mother, by the way.
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You know what she said to me?
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"Why don't you find a real crime
to solve, McGruff?"
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And you wonder
where he gets it from.
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Well, you don't have to worry
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about protecting
your yard anymore.
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Apparently,
Jenna's thinking about
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installing
a home security system.
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Bite your tongue!
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A home security system to a dog
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is like the cotton gin
to a slave.
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It's an insult.
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It says you're
easily replaceable.
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You know why they call us
"watch dogs," Ryan?
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I have no idea.
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No one does.
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Point is, it's the duty
of the household dog
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to heroically protect
the property.
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I don't get
what the big deal is.
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You know Howard
from down the street?
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He got replaced
by a home security system.
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Guess what they call him now.
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Howard the Dickhead.
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That's because
they think he's a coward.
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Please, Ryan.
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You've got to convince Jenna
that she's overthinking
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all this security stuff.
Um...
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in case you forgot, I sort
of had feelings for her.
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Look, I-I thought we agreed
that it was better for everyone,
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especially Jenna,
if I stayed away.
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It's different this time.
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Jenna really needs
your help, mate.
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No, you need my help.
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You just don't want
to look like a pussy
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in front of the
neighborhood dogs.
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Fine.
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I'll handle this myself.
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What are you gonna do?
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Like I said,
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if I want to be
a real hero dog,
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then it's time to man up.
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And I'm gonna do
that through training,
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discipline
and searching "hero dog"
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to see what that even means.
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Ah, check it out.
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This stud-muffin called 911
when his owner fainted.
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Whoa! A cop dog.
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Apprehended a mugging suspect.
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Dragged a five-year-old kid
out of a house fire.
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And then a year later,
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saved his partner from
a boring cocaine-free weekend
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by helping him seize two kilos
of that good raw.
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Whew. Damn.
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Well, well, well.
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I see you're creeping out
the back like a little vag
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to-- let me guess--
avoid Jenna?
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And I see you're literally
tiptoeing into the back alley
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to-- let me guess-- avoid
the pigeon in the front yard?
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(laughs) Pigeon?
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There's three of them now.
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And they're all strutting
around, bobbing their heads
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to that black rapper music
playing on their headphones.
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(pigeons cooing nearby)
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(whispers):
Shit, let's get out of here.
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You got to admit,
all this sneaking around,
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this is no way to live.
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I'm just trying to
keep my distance.
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I'm not sneaking around.
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Well, I am.
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And it's been hell.
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Been so nervous, I haven't
shit since yesterday morning.
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Wilfred, you need to shit.
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I'm fine.
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Seriously. Just try.
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(sighs)
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Ah, this could take awhile.
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Would you mind grabbing us
something to read?
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Like, uh, perhaps, uh,
that impressive flyer
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that looks like someone spent
a lot of time working on.
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(sighs)
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"Neighborhood watch"?
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What the hell?
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This says I organized it!
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Whoa!
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That is weird.
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You did this.
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This is just a stupid excuse
to show how
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brave and heroic
you are to the other dogs.
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God, now all these people
are gonna
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show up at my house.
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Right now?
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You must be Ryan.
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Yeah, um, I'm guessing
you're here
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for the neighborhood watch meeting?
Yeah.
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I got to say, I'm-I'm
thrilled about this.
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'Cause, uh, my bike got
swiped a couple weeks ago,
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and it's, like, I'm feeling
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like I'm not gonna take
this crap anymore.
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Right on, man.
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I couldn't have
said it better myself.
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Because I can't say things
'cause I'm a dog.
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Uh-huh.
Well, look, the thing is...
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JENNA:
Sorry I'm late!
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Oh, my God, Ryan,
when I saw your flyer,
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I was like, this is perfect.
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I've been so worried
about the recent break-ins,
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and now we can actually
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do something about it.
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Hi, I'm Jenna.
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Alan.
Nice to meet you.
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I'm gonna go put these inside.
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Hey, listen, man, um,
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I don't think I can
participate in this anymore.
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Thing is, I've had a huge
hard-on for that Jenna chick,
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like, ever since she moved
up the block from me.
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And I just think the
idea of walking
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around the neighborhood
together, hanging out,
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sharing our thoughts,
making each other laugh,
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getting closer...
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it's just too much temptation.
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I mean, she's married, right?
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I'm sorry, man.
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I'm out.
I can't do it.
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JENNA:
You coming?
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What happened to Alan?
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Maybe this was a bad idea.
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You know, the-the turnout
wasn't exactly what I expected.
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I-I think we should
just call it off.
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What?
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No, this is a great idea, Ryan.
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Property crime in
Venice has increased
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by almost two percent
in the last six months.
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I mean, this is our chance to
take back the neighborhood.
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Just the two of us?
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If it's two determined
people like you and me,
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then, yeah, we can do it.
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Okay.
(laughs)
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I'm in.
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(grunts)
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Besides, it won't just
be the two of us.
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Wilfy'll help!
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Oh.
(pigeon cooing)
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(yells)
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Get on the ground!
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(Taser crackling)
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(Jenna laughs)
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Thanks a lot.
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Now I have to spend two hours
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a day with Jenna, one on one.
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It's all for a
good cause, Ryan.
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Bear?
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Would you please do me
the honor of pinning on
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my official canine
enforcement unit badge?
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Hey.
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Hey, no, no, no, no, no.
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Okay, we promised, no tears.
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Look, you knew what
you were getting into
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before you got
involved with me.
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I'm a cop.
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This is who I am.
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Danger is just a part...
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Wait, are you...
are you laughing?
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What do you mean
you smell pussy?
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Where?
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Oh. (chuckles)
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You know what?
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Call someone else
the next time you need help.
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(quietly): How do I
pin this thing on?
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Wilfred, don't.
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No, it's okay, Ryan.
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I've got this. Relax.
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(yells)
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(sobbing)
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Ryan?
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I think... I think
I made a mistake.
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It hurts.
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It... it hurts.
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It hurts.
I told you.
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This really hurts.
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All right, you mopes,
you know the routine.
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Up against the wall.
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Look, we can do this
the easy way or the hard way.
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You know what?
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Warning, warning, warning!
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You've all been issued warnings.
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I hope you're proud
of yourselves.
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It's actually good we're
doing this in the morning.
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I read that most
home invasions occur
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between the hours of
7:00 and 10:00 a.m.
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Huh.
I saw on the police blotter last night
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that someone's garage
was broken into
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less than a mile away from us.
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And Drew thinks
I'm being ridiculous
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for wanting a home
security system.
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RYAN: Well, it's not like you've
really needed one before, right?
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Listen, we were trying to keep
this quiet, but it's you, so...
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The reason I've
been so concerned
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about the neighborhood
lately is 'cause...
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well, if Drew and I are
gonna raise a family here,
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then I want to make
sure it's safe.
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You're pregnant?
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No, no. Not yet.
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But we just started trying.
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W-We've talked
about it a lot.
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What we went through last time
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when we thought I
was pregnant and...
259
00:09:42,405 --> 00:09:44,105
We're ready now.
260
00:09:44,190 --> 00:09:45,390
That's great.
261
00:09:45,441 --> 00:09:46,558
I'm excited for you.
262
00:09:46,609 --> 00:09:48,360
Thanks, Ryan.
263
00:09:48,411 --> 00:09:50,662
God, it feels so good
to finally share that.
264
00:09:50,729 --> 00:09:52,330
I feel like I barely
see you anymore.
265
00:09:52,398 --> 00:09:53,832
I've missed this.
266
00:09:53,899 --> 00:09:56,535
MARGOT:
Hey! Jenna, Ryan!
267
00:09:56,586 --> 00:09:57,502
JENNA:
Hey, Margot.
268
00:09:57,570 --> 00:09:59,254
Nice work.
269
00:09:59,338 --> 00:10:00,672
What?
270
00:10:00,739 --> 00:10:01,706
I said, "Nice work."
271
00:10:01,757 --> 00:10:03,341
In your garden.
272
00:10:03,409 --> 00:10:05,293
Wait, hang on, I'll come over.
273
00:10:05,378 --> 00:10:07,262
Classic Margot--
couldn't hear death
274
00:10:07,346 --> 00:10:08,930
if it was knocking on her door.
275
00:10:16,472 --> 00:10:17,689
(slow-motion):
Wilfred!
276
00:10:17,757 --> 00:10:19,391
No!
277
00:10:19,442 --> 00:10:21,092
Look out, bitch!
278
00:10:21,143 --> 00:10:23,144
(grunts)
279
00:10:29,819 --> 00:10:32,287
(country music playing in car)
280
00:10:37,109 --> 00:10:38,877
I admit, it's possible
281
00:10:38,944 --> 00:10:42,247
I may have misjudged the
situation by, like, 100%.
282
00:10:42,298 --> 00:10:43,665
I'll do better next time.
283
00:10:43,749 --> 00:10:45,617
There's not gonna be
a next time.
284
00:10:45,668 --> 00:10:47,118
You heard Jenna;
you're done.
285
00:10:47,169 --> 00:10:49,588
I'm off the force?
286
00:10:49,639 --> 00:10:52,841
I'm done, too, if it makes
you feel any better.
287
00:10:52,925 --> 00:10:55,227
I'm never gonna be
like that cop dog.
288
00:10:55,294 --> 00:10:57,846
I'm never gonna save
anyone from a house fire
289
00:10:57,930 --> 00:10:59,314
or provide my partner with
290
00:10:59,398 --> 00:11:01,566
a weekend-long
nose blizzard.
291
00:11:01,634 --> 00:11:04,436
I assume you'll want me
to turn in my badge.
292
00:11:04,487 --> 00:11:05,904
I really don't care.
293
00:11:05,971 --> 00:11:07,272
(yells)
294
00:11:07,323 --> 00:11:10,075
Goddamn it!
295
00:11:10,142 --> 00:11:11,142
Mm.
296
00:11:12,645 --> 00:11:14,479
(glass shatters in distance)
297
00:11:17,033 --> 00:11:18,700
(glass continues shattering)
298
00:11:27,927 --> 00:11:29,544
(clattering)
299
00:11:33,432 --> 00:11:35,667
(groans)
300
00:11:35,718 --> 00:11:36,885
Oh, shit! Ryan!
301
00:11:36,969 --> 00:11:38,687
What the hell are you doing?!
302
00:11:38,771 --> 00:11:40,055
Making a sammich.
303
00:11:41,274 --> 00:11:43,174
All right, fine.
304
00:11:43,225 --> 00:11:44,726
I was staging a burglary
305
00:11:44,810 --> 00:11:47,062
so I could call 911
and become a hero.
306
00:11:47,146 --> 00:11:49,614
Was punching me in the face
part of your plan?
307
00:11:49,682 --> 00:11:51,616
I'm sorry. I thought
you were a real burglar.
308
00:11:51,684 --> 00:11:53,735
You know, the way Jenna's
been going on and on
309
00:11:53,819 --> 00:11:55,019
about all the
recent break-ins.
310
00:11:56,205 --> 00:11:57,355
Whoa!
311
00:11:57,406 --> 00:11:59,157
(groans)
Ryan, are you okay?!
312
00:11:59,208 --> 00:12:01,209
(groans)
313
00:12:01,294 --> 00:12:04,296
Oh, my God.
314
00:12:04,363 --> 00:12:05,964
This is the moment
I've been waiting for.
315
00:12:07,032 --> 00:12:08,500
(groans)
316
00:12:08,551 --> 00:12:10,468
You can do this.
Just concentrate.
317
00:12:10,536 --> 00:12:11,803
(breathing deeply)
318
00:12:11,870 --> 00:12:13,388
You're a hero dog.
319
00:12:19,211 --> 00:12:21,179
Okay, okay. 911.
320
00:12:21,230 --> 00:12:24,649
All you have to do
is press 911.
321
00:12:24,717 --> 00:12:26,184
Five...
322
00:12:26,235 --> 00:12:27,736
Shit!
323
00:12:27,820 --> 00:12:29,053
No, that's wrong!
324
00:12:29,105 --> 00:12:30,739
Five is not nine.
325
00:12:30,823 --> 00:12:32,774
Okay, starting over.
326
00:12:35,578 --> 00:12:38,863
9-9-9-9-9...
327
00:12:38,914 --> 00:12:40,498
9... pound sign.
328
00:12:40,566 --> 00:12:41,833
Damn it!
329
00:12:41,900 --> 00:12:44,252
JENNA:
Ryan? Hello?
330
00:12:44,337 --> 00:12:46,588
Jenna. Shit.
331
00:12:46,672 --> 00:12:49,341
If she sees me here,
she'll know I couldn't save you.
332
00:12:50,593 --> 00:12:53,128
Ryan? Ryan?
333
00:12:54,630 --> 00:12:56,748
What happened?!
334
00:12:56,799 --> 00:12:58,049
I-I fell.
335
00:12:58,100 --> 00:12:59,584
I heard a noise from my house,
336
00:12:59,635 --> 00:13:01,436
and then your door was open.
337
00:13:02,722 --> 00:13:05,273
Oh, my God, you've been robbed!
338
00:13:05,358 --> 00:13:06,891
You seem good
for the most part,
339
00:13:06,942 --> 00:13:08,777
but you could still could
have a minor concussion.
340
00:13:08,861 --> 00:13:11,196
Whoa!
What happened?
341
00:13:11,263 --> 00:13:14,616
I think we've got all we need,
Mr. Newman. We'll be in touch.
342
00:13:14,700 --> 00:13:16,618
Thanks, Officer.
Don't worry.
343
00:13:16,702 --> 00:13:19,022
In case it's a concussion,
I'm gonna stay with you tonight.
344
00:13:19,071 --> 00:13:21,740
Oh, Jenna,
that's-that's not necessary.
345
00:13:21,791 --> 00:13:23,408
Please. How awful
would I feel
346
00:13:23,459 --> 00:13:25,126
if, God forbid,
something happened?
347
00:13:25,211 --> 00:13:27,045
Plus, Drew's in Phoenix
for the night on business,
348
00:13:27,112 --> 00:13:29,748
so it's probably safer
if we stay together anyway.
349
00:13:29,799 --> 00:13:32,333
Come here, Wilfred!
350
00:13:32,418 --> 00:13:33,835
Yeah, I get it.
351
00:13:33,919 --> 00:13:35,887
You want me close by
for protection.
352
00:13:35,954 --> 00:13:37,555
Oh, look how scared Wilfred is.
353
00:13:37,623 --> 00:13:38,790
He's whimpering.
354
00:13:38,841 --> 00:13:40,642
I'm not whimpering.
355
00:13:40,726 --> 00:13:42,927
He probably senses that
something bad happened.
356
00:13:42,978 --> 00:13:44,813
Typical scaredy-cat Wilfy.
357
00:13:44,897 --> 00:13:46,598
Who are you calling
a goddamn scaredy-cat?!
358
00:13:46,649 --> 00:13:48,817
Aw, he's shaking.
359
00:13:48,901 --> 00:13:50,351
(laughs)
360
00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:54,869
I can't believe what's happening
to this neighborhood.
361
00:13:54,884 --> 00:13:57,503
I'm definitely installing
that security system now.
362
00:13:58,284 --> 00:14:00,118
I'm a complete failure.
363
00:14:00,202 --> 00:14:02,954
My father was right about me
when he looked me in the eye
364
00:14:03,038 --> 00:14:04,438
and said... (panting)
365
00:14:04,490 --> 00:14:06,440
Maybe we should
even get a panic room.
366
00:14:06,492 --> 00:14:08,660
I've looked into it,
and they're not that uncommon.
367
00:14:08,744 --> 00:14:10,628
Sure, some of them
are expensive,
368
00:14:10,713 --> 00:14:14,465
but you can't really put a price
on your family's safety, right?
369
00:14:14,550 --> 00:14:16,384
Jenna, you know, I'm
actually feeling better.
370
00:14:16,451 --> 00:14:17,886
Maybe you should
371
00:14:17,953 --> 00:14:20,171
just take Wilfred
and head home.
372
00:14:20,256 --> 00:14:21,956
I hate keeping you awake like this.
Ryan, it's nothing.
373
00:14:22,007 --> 00:14:24,142
And besides, what if
the burglars come back?
374
00:14:24,226 --> 00:14:25,844
You're in no shape
to protect yourself.
375
00:14:25,928 --> 00:14:28,346
I've been taking these
self-defense classes at Equinox,
376
00:14:28,430 --> 00:14:29,630
and I've gotten pretty good.
377
00:14:29,682 --> 00:14:31,202
There are these
certain pressure points
378
00:14:31,233 --> 00:14:33,568
on the side of your neck
and then just below the ears.
379
00:14:33,635 --> 00:14:35,770
And if you press on them...
Jenna, please!
380
00:14:35,821 --> 00:14:36,971
I don't need your protection.
381
00:14:37,022 --> 00:14:38,406
I'm fine, really.
382
00:14:38,473 --> 00:14:39,741
Are you sure? Because...
383
00:14:39,808 --> 00:14:41,192
Yes, I'm sure.
384
00:14:41,277 --> 00:14:42,476
I don't think
I have a concussion.
385
00:14:42,528 --> 00:14:43,945
I just want to get some sleep.
386
00:14:43,996 --> 00:14:46,281
Please, just go home.
387
00:14:46,332 --> 00:14:49,167
Oh, uh... okay.
388
00:14:51,203 --> 00:14:52,320
Dick.
389
00:14:57,326 --> 00:14:59,761
JENNA (over TV): A 2.4 magnitude
earthquake hit between El Segundo
390
00:14:59,828 --> 00:15:02,130
and Mar Vista at 10:00 a.m.
this morning.
391
00:15:02,181 --> 00:15:05,717
Rattled residents from Torrance
to this Venice neighborhood...
392
00:15:05,801 --> 00:15:06,667
(turns off TV)
393
00:15:18,731 --> 00:15:20,281
(sniffing)
394
00:15:25,354 --> 00:15:27,405
(man coughing)
395
00:15:31,410 --> 00:15:34,028
(coughing continues)
396
00:15:34,079 --> 00:15:35,630
What happened?
397
00:15:35,697 --> 00:15:37,165
Is everybody okay?
398
00:15:37,216 --> 00:15:39,584
We just woke up, and
there was all this smoke.
399
00:15:39,668 --> 00:15:40,885
Oh, my God!
Wilfred?
400
00:15:40,970 --> 00:15:43,421
Wilfred!
Wilfred!
401
00:15:44,590 --> 00:15:45,974
Wilfred!
402
00:15:46,041 --> 00:15:47,308
(coughing)
403
00:15:48,677 --> 00:15:51,379
(both coughing)
404
00:15:51,430 --> 00:15:53,214
(siren wailing in distance)
405
00:15:53,265 --> 00:15:56,884
Wilfred, what did you do?!
406
00:15:56,936 --> 00:15:58,569
Apparently nothing.
407
00:15:58,654 --> 00:16:01,889
I know you set that fire!
408
00:16:01,941 --> 00:16:03,157
It's true.
409
00:16:03,225 --> 00:16:04,558
(coughing)
410
00:16:04,610 --> 00:16:07,829
I wanted to save Jenna and Drew.
411
00:16:07,896 --> 00:16:10,114
I wanted to be a hero.
412
00:16:10,199 --> 00:16:12,533
But I couldn't even save myself.
413
00:16:12,584 --> 00:16:14,035
You're insane!
414
00:16:14,086 --> 00:16:16,788
All this to impress
the neighborhood dogs?
415
00:16:16,872 --> 00:16:18,506
It was never
about the dogs, Ryan.
416
00:16:18,573 --> 00:16:20,241
It was always for Jenna.
417
00:16:20,292 --> 00:16:22,343
What, so she wouldn't
get a security system?
418
00:16:22,411 --> 00:16:23,744
It was never about that either.
419
00:16:23,796 --> 00:16:24,846
I don't believe you!
420
00:16:24,913 --> 00:16:27,098
Maybe you haven't noticed, Ryan,
421
00:16:27,182 --> 00:16:29,050
but Jenna's in a bad
place right now.
422
00:16:29,101 --> 00:16:32,270
All this obsession with
neighborhood security,
423
00:16:32,354 --> 00:16:34,689
double-checking and
triple-checking the door locks,
424
00:16:34,756 --> 00:16:37,108
she can't even walk from her
car to the grocery store
425
00:16:37,192 --> 00:16:39,271
without clutching a can
of pepper spray.
426
00:16:42,097 --> 00:16:44,983
I thought I could make her
feel safe.
427
00:16:45,067 --> 00:16:48,453
You know what?
428
00:16:48,537 --> 00:16:50,371
Me, too.
429
00:16:50,439 --> 00:16:53,207
I thought I was protecting her
by staying away,
430
00:16:53,275 --> 00:16:56,794
but... I should've
been there for her.
431
00:16:58,780 --> 00:17:01,966
Oh, my God.
432
00:17:02,051 --> 00:17:04,469
Bear's still in there!
433
00:17:04,553 --> 00:17:07,555
Wilfred, no, no, no!
Bear will be fine!
434
00:17:07,622 --> 00:17:08,806
That's what I'm worried about!
435
00:17:08,891 --> 00:17:10,308
When I was inside,
436
00:17:10,392 --> 00:17:12,393
I didn't lock Bear
in the bedroom!
437
00:17:12,461 --> 00:17:14,729
If I don't go back in,
Bear will live!
438
00:17:14,796 --> 00:17:17,348
Bear, don't live!
439
00:17:17,433 --> 00:17:19,934
I can't go on without
you being dead!
440
00:17:19,985 --> 00:17:21,853
Somebody, please
don't save bear!
441
00:17:21,937 --> 00:17:24,022
(siren wailing)
442
00:17:27,613 --> 00:17:29,882
Okay, I'll see
you soon. Bye.
443
00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:32,418
Drew says Wilfred's
gonna be fine.
444
00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:33,819
They're leaving the vet now.
445
00:17:33,870 --> 00:17:36,505
Good.
446
00:17:36,590 --> 00:17:38,991
Ryan, what you did
for Wilfred...
447
00:17:39,042 --> 00:17:40,593
I can't thank you enough.
448
00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:41,994
Oh, it's nothing.
449
00:17:42,045 --> 00:17:43,762
It's the only thing
I could've done.
450
00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:47,349
I should get out of your hair.
451
00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:49,134
That Alan guy said
452
00:17:49,186 --> 00:17:52,170
I could stay at his place
until Drew got back, so...
453
00:17:52,222 --> 00:17:53,856
Jenna, stay.
454
00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:56,358
I'm-I'm really sorry
about the other night.
455
00:17:56,443 --> 00:18:00,646
No, it's okay.
I was being pushy.
456
00:18:00,697 --> 00:18:02,314
I've just been so worried
457
00:18:02,365 --> 00:18:03,949
about all this
neighborhood crime stuff.
458
00:18:04,017 --> 00:18:06,318
I mean, I don't want
to raise a child
459
00:18:06,369 --> 00:18:08,070
in an unsafe environment.
460
00:18:08,154 --> 00:18:10,239
Honestly, after all
this craziness,
461
00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:12,374
maybe we should just
put the baby stuff
462
00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:14,210
on hold for a while.
463
00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:16,912
Till the neighborhood's
safe enough?
464
00:18:16,997 --> 00:18:19,582
Or until we can afford to move
somewhere less dangerous.
465
00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:21,884
Jenna, do you think
466
00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:23,919
any neighborhood will
ever feel safe enough?
467
00:18:27,224 --> 00:18:29,091
Oh, my God.
468
00:18:30,977 --> 00:18:33,712
What's wrong with me?
469
00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:39,318
When I first heard
I was pregnant,
470
00:18:39,385 --> 00:18:41,353
I felt depressed.
471
00:18:41,404 --> 00:18:44,657
And then when it turned out
I wasn't, I felt relieved.
472
00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:47,826
And then ashamed because
I felt relieved.
473
00:18:47,894 --> 00:18:52,197
I-I always thought
I wanted to be like my mom:
474
00:18:52,249 --> 00:18:54,416
perfect husband, huge family.
475
00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:58,003
She was so disappointed
476
00:18:58,071 --> 00:18:59,705
when she heard
I wasn't pregnant.
477
00:18:59,756 --> 00:19:02,541
Well, when I was kid,
478
00:19:02,592 --> 00:19:05,911
my dad wanted me
to be a lawyer.
479
00:19:05,962 --> 00:19:08,747
Before I knew it,
I was going to law school
480
00:19:08,798 --> 00:19:10,799
and working at his firm.
481
00:19:10,884 --> 00:19:14,753
I was miserable,
and I finally snapped.
482
00:19:14,804 --> 00:19:17,756
And I went to
a really dark place.
483
00:19:17,807 --> 00:19:20,059
Happiness is hard to find.
484
00:19:20,110 --> 00:19:22,928
Real, true happiness.
485
00:19:22,979 --> 00:19:25,764
We got to try taking risks
486
00:19:25,815 --> 00:19:29,234
without second-guessing
yourself or worrying
487
00:19:29,286 --> 00:19:32,104
about the consequences.
488
00:19:32,155 --> 00:19:34,773
Otherwise, you'll never
really know.
489
00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:51,724
Uh...
490
00:19:53,727 --> 00:19:55,561
(door opens)
491
00:19:58,064 --> 00:19:59,898
(door closes)
492
00:20:15,999 --> 00:20:18,500
You okay?
493
00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:20,336
(whispers):
Yeah.
494
00:20:25,011 --> 00:20:35,640
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