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DREW:
Hey, Ryan!

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Hey! Where you been, man?

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Uh, j-just went for a run.

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No, I mean, like, in life.

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Seems like we haven't seen
your cool ass in, like, forever.

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If I didn't know better,
I'd say you were avoiding us.

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Well, I...

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Hey! Hey!

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I thought I told you
to stay off my property.

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You've got a smart mouth
and a bad attitude.
(cooing)

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I know your mother!

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Yeah, that's right,
walk away, bitch.

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I just, uh...

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I'm just yanking
your junk, man.

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I know you've been busy.

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I know what you're thinking.

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But we haven't bought
anything yet.

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We're just getting
an estimate.

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On the, uh...

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home security system.

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Oh, right.
Yeah.

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Jenna heard about a couple of
recent break-ins in Venice.

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And she's super nervous
about it,

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even though they're not really
that close to our neighborhood.

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I think she's overreacting.

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I mean, this thing
could set us back

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at least a couple of G's.

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Wow.
Hey.

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You wouldn't mind
talking to her, would you?

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I mean, just-just, you know,

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letting her know
the neighborhood's safe and all.

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Aw, well, I-I don't know

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what I could say that
you haven't already said.

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No, it'd mean more
coming from you.

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I mean, she thinks I'm only
against the security system

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'cause I'm a cheapskate.

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Uh, okay, I guess if I,

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if I run into her, then
I'll try and bring it up.

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Ah, thanks, brochacho.
(laughs)

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I'll see you later, man.

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Yeah, now where you gonna go,

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you little AIDS of the sky?

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(pigeon cooing)

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What... wh-what are...
what are you doing?

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Ease up, chief!

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I don't want no trouble!

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(screams) It touched me!
It touched me!

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It almost touched me.

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(dogs barking)

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WILFRED:
I've got to toughen up.

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I couldn't even intimidate
that loitering wise-ass.

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You know, I spoke
to his mother, by the way.

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You know
what she said to me?

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"Why don't you find a real crime
to solve, McGruff?"

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And you wonder
where he gets it from.

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Well, you don't have to worry

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about protecting
your yard anymore.

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Apparently,
Jenna's thinking about

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installing
a home security system.

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Bite your tongue!

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A home security system to a dog

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is like the cotton gin
to a slave.

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It's an insult.

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It says you're
easily replaceable.

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You know why they call us
"watch dogs," Ryan?

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I have no idea.

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No one does.

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Point is, it's the duty
of the household dog

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to heroically protect
the property.

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I don't get
what the big deal is.

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You know Howard
from down the street?

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He got replaced
by a home security system.

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Guess what they call him now.

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Howard the Dickhead.

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That's because
they think he's a coward.

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Please, Ryan.

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You've got to convince Jenna
that she's overthinking

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all this security stuff.
Um...

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in case you forgot, I sort
of had feelings for her.

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Look, I-I thought we agreed
that it was better for everyone,

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especially Jenna,
if I stayed away.

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It's different this time.

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Jenna really needs
your help, mate.

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No, you need my help.

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You just don't want
to look like a pussy

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in front of the
neighborhood dogs.

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Fine.

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I'll handle this myself.

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What are you gonna do?

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Like I said,

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if I want to be
a real hero dog,

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then it's time to man up.

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And I'm gonna do
that through training,

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discipline
and searching "hero dog"

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to see what that even means.

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Ah, check it out.

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This stud-muffin called 911
when his owner fainted.

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Whoa! A cop dog.

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Apprehended
a mugging suspect.

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Dragged a five-year-old kid
out of a house fire.

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And then a year later,

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saved his partner from
a boring cocaine-free weekend

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by helping him seize two kilos
of that good raw.

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Whew. Damn.

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Well, well, well.

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I see you're creeping out
the back like a little vag

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to-- let me guess--
avoid Jenna?

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And I see you're literally
tiptoeing into the back alley

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to-- let me guess-- avoid
the pigeon in the front yard?

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(laughs) Pigeon?

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There's three of them now.

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And they're all strutting
around, bobbing their heads

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to that black rapper music
playing on their headphones.

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(pigeons cooing nearby)

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(whispers):
Shit, let's get out of here.

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You got to admit,
all this sneaking around,

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this is no way to live.

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I'm just trying to
keep my distance.

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I'm not sneaking around.

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Well, I am.

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And it's been hell.

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Been so nervous, I haven't
shit since yesterday morning.

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Wilfred, you need to shit.

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I'm fine.

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Seriously. Just try.

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(sighs)

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Ah, this could take awhile.

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Would you mind grabbing us
something to read?

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Like, uh, perhaps, uh,
that impressive flyer

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that looks like someone spent
a lot of time working on.

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(sighs)

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"Neighborhood watch"?

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What the hell?

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This says I organized it!

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Whoa!

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That is weird.

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You did this.

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This is just a stupid excuse
to show how

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brave and heroic
you are to the other dogs.

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God, now all these people
are gonna

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show up at my house.

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Right now?

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You must be Ryan.

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Yeah, um, I'm guessing
you're here

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for the neighborhood
watch meeting?
Yeah.

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I got to say, I'm-I'm
thrilled about this.

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'Cause, uh, my bike got
swiped a couple weeks ago,

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and it's, like, I'm feeling

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like I'm not gonna take
this crap anymore.

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Right on, man.

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I couldn't have
said it better myself.

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Because I can't say things
'cause I'm a dog.

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Uh-huh.
Well, look, the thing is...

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JENNA:
Sorry I'm late!

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Oh, my God, Ryan,
when I saw your flyer,

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I was like, this is perfect.

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I've been so worried
about the recent break-ins,

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and now we can actually

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do something about it.

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Hi, I'm Jenna.

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Alan.
Nice to meet you.

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I'm gonna go
put these inside.

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Hey, listen, man, um,

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I don't think I can
participate in this anymore.

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Thing is, I've had a huge
hard-on for that Jenna chick,

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like, ever since she moved
up the block from me.

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And I just think the
idea of walking

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around the neighborhood
together, hanging out,

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sharing our thoughts,
making each other laugh,

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getting closer...

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it's just too
much temptation.

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I mean, she's married, right?

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I'm sorry, man.

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I'm out.
I can't do it.

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JENNA:
You coming?

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What happened to Alan?

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Maybe this was a bad idea.

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You know, the-the turnout
wasn't exactly what I expected.

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I-I think we should
just call it off.

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What?

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No, this is a
great idea, Ryan.

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Property crime in
Venice has increased

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by almost two percent
in the last six months.

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I mean, this is our chance to
take back the neighborhood.

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Just the two of us?

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If it's two determined
people like you and me,

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then, yeah, we can do it.

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Okay.
(laughs)

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I'm in.

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(grunts)

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Besides, it won't just
be the two of us.

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Wilfy'll help!

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Oh.
(pigeon cooing)

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(yells)

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Get on the ground!

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(Taser crackling)

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(Jenna laughs)

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Thanks a lot.

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Now I have to spend two hours

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a day with Jenna,
one on one.

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It's all for a
good cause, Ryan.

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Bear?

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Would you please do me
the honor of pinning on

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my official canine
enforcement unit badge?

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Hey.

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Hey, no, no,
no, no, no.

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Okay, we promised,
no tears.

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Look, you knew what
you were getting into

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before you got
involved with me.

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I'm a cop.

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This is who I am.

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Danger is just a part...

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Wait, are you...
are you laughing?

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What do you mean
you smell pussy?

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Where?

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Oh. (chuckles)

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You know what?

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Call someone else
the next time you need help.

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(quietly): How do I
pin this thing on?

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Wilfred, don't.

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No, it's okay, Ryan.

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I've got this. Relax.

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(yells)

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(sobbing)

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Ryan?

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I think... I think
I made a mistake.

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It hurts.

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It... it hurts.

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It hurts.
I told you.

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This really hurts.

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All right, you mopes,
you know the routine.

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Up against the wall.

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Look, we can do this
the easy way or the hard way.

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You know what?

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Warning, warning, warning!

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You've all been issued warnings.

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I hope you're proud
of yourselves.

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It's actually good we're
doing this in the morning.

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I read that most
home invasions occur

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between the hours of
7:00 and 10:00 a.m.

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Huh.
I saw on the police
blotter last night

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that someone's garage
was broken into

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less than a mile
away from us.

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And Drew thinks
I'm being ridiculous

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for wanting a home
security system.

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RYAN: Well, it's not like you've
really needed one before, right?

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Listen, we were trying to keep
this quiet, but it's you, so...

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The reason I've
been so concerned

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about the neighborhood
lately is 'cause...

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well, if Drew and I are
gonna raise a family here,

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then I want to make
sure it's safe.

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You're pregnant?

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No, no. Not yet.

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But we just
started trying.

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W-We've talked
about it a lot.

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What we went
through last time

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when we thought I
was pregnant and...

258
00:10:01,134 --> 00:10:02,968
We're ready now.

259
00:10:02,970 --> 00:10:04,235
That's great.

260
00:10:04,237 --> 00:10:05,403
I'm excited for you.

261
00:10:05,405 --> 00:10:07,072
Thanks, Ryan.

262
00:10:07,074 --> 00:10:09,374
God, it feels so good
to finally share that.

263
00:10:09,376 --> 00:10:11,142
I feel like I barely
see you anymore.

264
00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:12,611
I've missed this.

265
00:10:12,613 --> 00:10:15,280
MARGOT:
Hey! Jenna, Ryan!

266
00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:16,314
JENNA:
Hey, Margot.

267
00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:18,116
Nice work.

268
00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:19,451
What?

269
00:10:19,453 --> 00:10:20,585
I said, "Nice work."

270
00:10:20,587 --> 00:10:22,087
In your garden.

271
00:10:22,089 --> 00:10:24,122
Wait, hang on,
I'll come over.

272
00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:26,057
Classic Margot--
couldn't hear death

273
00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:27,959
if it was knocking
on her door.

274
00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:36,568
(slow-motion):
Wilfred!

275
00:10:36,570 --> 00:10:38,169
No!

276
00:10:38,171 --> 00:10:39,904
Look out, bitch!

277
00:10:39,906 --> 00:10:42,173
(grunts)

278
00:10:48,614 --> 00:10:51,316
(country music playing in car)

279
00:10:55,821 --> 00:10:57,622
I admit, it's possible

280
00:10:57,624 --> 00:11:00,959
I may have misjudged the
situation by, like, 100%.

281
00:11:00,961 --> 00:11:02,460
I'll do better
next time.

282
00:11:02,462 --> 00:11:04,362
There's not gonna be
a next time.

283
00:11:04,364 --> 00:11:05,930
You heard Jenna;
you're done.

284
00:11:05,932 --> 00:11:08,333
I'm off the force?

285
00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:11,536
I'm done, too, if it makes
you feel any better.

286
00:11:11,538 --> 00:11:13,938
I'm never gonna be
like that cop dog.

287
00:11:13,940 --> 00:11:16,541
I'm never gonna save
anyone from a house fire

288
00:11:16,543 --> 00:11:18,009
or provide my
partner with

289
00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:20,311
a weekend-long
nose blizzard.

290
00:11:20,313 --> 00:11:23,281
I assume you'll want me
to turn in my badge.

291
00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:24,783
I really don't care.

292
00:11:24,785 --> 00:11:26,117
(yells)

293
00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:28,887
Goddamn it!

294
00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:30,121
Mm.

295
00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:33,458
(glass shatters in distance)

296
00:11:35,795 --> 00:11:37,729
(glass continues shattering)

297
00:11:46,672 --> 00:11:48,573
(clattering)

298
00:11:52,178 --> 00:11:54,546
(groans)

299
00:11:54,548 --> 00:11:55,747
Oh, shit! Ryan!

300
00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:57,549
What the hell are you doing?!

301
00:11:57,551 --> 00:11:59,084
Making a sammich.

302
00:12:00,019 --> 00:12:01,986
All right, fine.

303
00:12:01,988 --> 00:12:03,421
I was staging a burglary

304
00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:05,857
so I could call 911
and become a hero.

305
00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:08,326
Was punching me in the face
part of your plan?

306
00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:10,328
I'm sorry. I thought
you were a real burglar.

307
00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:12,497
You know, the way Jenna's
been going on and on

308
00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:13,965
about all the
recent break-ins.

309
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,067
Whoa!

310
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:18,002
(groans)
Ryan, are you okay?!

311
00:12:18,004 --> 00:12:20,071
(groans)

312
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:23,041
Oh, my God.

313
00:12:23,043 --> 00:12:24,809
This is the moment
I've been waiting for.

314
00:12:25,778 --> 00:12:27,245
(groans)

315
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:29,247
You can do this.
Just concentrate.

316
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:30,582
(breathing deeply)

317
00:12:30,584 --> 00:12:32,417
You're a hero dog.

318
00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:39,924
Okay, okay. 911.

319
00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:43,528
All you have to do
is press 911.

320
00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:45,029
Five...

321
00:12:45,031 --> 00:12:46,598
Shit!

322
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:47,899
No, that's wrong!

323
00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:49,567
Five is not nine.

324
00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:51,803
Okay, starting over.

325
00:12:54,306 --> 00:12:57,642
9-9-9-9-9...

326
00:12:57,644 --> 00:12:59,277
9... pound sign.

327
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,545
Damn it!

328
00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:03,081
JENNA:
Ryan? Hello?

329
00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:05,316
Jenna. Shit.

330
00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:08,353
If she sees me here,
she'll know I couldn't save you.

331
00:13:09,421 --> 00:13:12,157
Ryan? Ryan?

332
00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:15,593
What happened?!

333
00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:16,895
I-I fell.

334
00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:18,396
I heard a noise from my house,

335
00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:20,465
and then your door was open.

336
00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:23,968
Oh, my God, you've been robbed!

337
00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:25,603
You seem good
for the most part,

338
00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:27,472
but you could still could
have a minor concussion.

339
00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:29,908
Whoa!
What happened?

340
00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:33,411
I think we've got all we need,
Mr. Newman. We'll be in touch.

341
00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:35,346
Thanks, Officer.
Don't worry.

342
00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:37,782
In case it's a concussion,
I'm gonna stay with you tonight.

343
00:13:37,784 --> 00:13:40,451
Oh, Jenna,
that's-that's not necessary.

344
00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:42,187
Please. How awful
would I feel

345
00:13:42,189 --> 00:13:43,855
if, God forbid,
something happened?

346
00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:45,824
Plus, Drew's in Phoenix
for the night on business,

347
00:13:45,826 --> 00:13:48,626
so it's probably safer
if we stay together anyway.

348
00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:51,196
Come here, Wilfred!

349
00:13:51,198 --> 00:13:52,630
Yeah, I get it.

350
00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:54,766
You want me close by
for protection.

351
00:13:54,768 --> 00:13:56,334
Oh, look how scared Wilfred is.

352
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:57,669
He's whimpering.

353
00:13:57,671 --> 00:13:59,470
I'm not whimpering.

354
00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:01,706
He probably senses that
something bad happened.

355
00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:03,641
Typical scaredy-cat Wilfy.

356
00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:05,476
Who are you calling
a goddamn scaredy-cat?!

357
00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:07,645
Aw, he's shaking.

358
00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:09,380
(laughs)

359
00:14:14,053 --> 00:14:16,187
I can't believe what's happening
to this neighborhood.

360
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:18,957
I'm definitely installing
that security system now.

361
00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:20,658
I'm a complete failure.

362
00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:23,661
My father was right about me
when he looked me in the eye

363
00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:25,029
and said... (panting)

364
00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:27,031
Maybe we should
even get a panic room.

365
00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:29,300
I've looked into it,
and they're not that uncommon.

366
00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:31,302
Sure, some of them
are expensive,

367
00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:35,006
but you can't really put a price
on your family's safety, right?

368
00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:37,008
Jenna, you know, I'm
actually feeling better.

369
00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:38,409
Maybe you should

370
00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:40,712
just take Wilfred
and head home.

371
00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:42,580
I hate keeping you
awake like this.
Ryan, it's nothing.

372
00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:44,749
And besides, what if
the burglars come back?

373
00:14:44,751 --> 00:14:46,484
You're in no shape
to protect yourself.

374
00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:48,987
I've been taking these
self-defense classes at Equinox,

375
00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:50,255
and I've gotten
pretty good.

376
00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:51,823
There are these
certain pressure points

377
00:14:51,825 --> 00:14:54,158
on the side of your neck
and then just below the ears.

378
00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:56,327
And if you press on them...
Jenna, please!

379
00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:57,662
I don't need
your protection.

380
00:14:57,664 --> 00:14:59,030
I'm fine, really.

381
00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:00,365
Are you sure? Because...

382
00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:01,733
Yes, I'm sure.

383
00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:03,167
I don't think
I have a concussion.

384
00:15:03,169 --> 00:15:04,602
I just want to get some sleep.

385
00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:07,005
Please, just go home.

386
00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:10,008
Oh, uh... okay.

387
00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:13,144
Dick.

388
00:15:17,716 --> 00:15:20,351
JENNA (over TV):
A 2.4 magnitude earthquake hit
between El Segundo

389
00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:22,720
and Mar Vista at 10:00 a.m.
this morning.

390
00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:26,391
Rattled residents from Torrance
to this Venice neighborhood...

391
00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:27,492
(turns off TV)

392
00:15:39,305 --> 00:15:41,139
(sniffing)

393
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,279
(man coughing)

394
00:15:51,984 --> 00:15:54,719
(coughing continues)

395
00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:56,254
What happened?

396
00:15:56,256 --> 00:15:57,755
Is everybody okay?

397
00:15:57,757 --> 00:16:00,158
We just woke up, and
there was all this smoke.

398
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,426
Oh, my God!
Wilfred?

399
00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:04,295
Wilfred!
Wilfred!

400
00:16:05,230 --> 00:16:06,631
Wilfred!

401
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,166
(coughing)

402
00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:12,070
(both coughing)

403
00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:13,838
(siren wailing in distance)

404
00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:17,608
Wilfred,
what did you do?!

405
00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:19,177
Apparently nothing.

406
00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:22,513
I know you set
that fire!

407
00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:23,815
It's true.

408
00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:25,249
(coughing)

409
00:16:25,251 --> 00:16:28,486
I wanted to save Jenna and Drew.

410
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,788
I wanted to be a hero.

411
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:33,191
But I couldn't even save myself.

412
00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:34,625
You're insane!

413
00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:37,362
All this to impress
the neighborhood dogs?

414
00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:39,130
It was never
about the dogs, Ryan.

415
00:16:39,132 --> 00:16:40,832
It was always for Jenna.

416
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:43,034
What, so she wouldn't
get a security system?

417
00:16:43,036 --> 00:16:44,435
It was never about that either.

418
00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:45,503
I don't believe you!

419
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,638
Maybe you haven't noticed, Ryan,

420
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:49,607
but Jenna's in a bad
place right now.

421
00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:52,944
All this obsession with
neighborhood security,

422
00:16:52,946 --> 00:16:55,213
double-checking and
triple-checking the door locks,

423
00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:57,682
she can't even walk from her
car to the grocery store

424
00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,717
without clutching a can
of pepper spray.

425
00:17:02,554 --> 00:17:05,656
I thought I could make her
feel safe.

426
00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:09,127
You know what?

427
00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:10,962
Me, too.

428
00:17:10,964 --> 00:17:13,798
I thought I was protecting her
by staying away,

429
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:17,635
but... I should've
been there for her.

430
00:17:19,405 --> 00:17:22,640
Oh, my God.

431
00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:25,076
Bear's still in there!

432
00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:28,079
Wilfred, no, no, no!
Bear will be fine!

433
00:17:28,081 --> 00:17:29,480
That's what I'm
worried about!

434
00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:30,915
When I was inside,

435
00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:33,017
I didn't lock Bear
in the bedroom!

436
00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:35,386
If I don't go back in,
Bear will live!

437
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,989
Bear, don't live!

438
00:17:37,991 --> 00:17:40,491
I can't go on without
you being dead!

439
00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:42,560
Somebody, please
don't save bear!

440
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,896
(siren wailing)

441
00:17:50,169 --> 00:17:52,537
Okay, I'll see
you soon. Bye.

442
00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:54,372
Drew says Wilfred's
gonna be fine.

443
00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:55,907
They're leaving
the vet now.

444
00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:58,409
Good.

445
00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:01,045
Ryan, what you did
for Wilfred...

446
00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:02,680
I can't thank you enough.

447
00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:03,948
Oh, it's nothing.

448
00:18:03,950 --> 00:18:05,983
It's the only thing
I could've done.

449
00:18:07,619 --> 00:18:09,387
I should get out
of your hair.

450
00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:11,055
That Alan guy said

451
00:18:11,057 --> 00:18:14,225
I could stay at his place
until Drew got back, so...

452
00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:15,860
Jenna, stay.

453
00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:18,262
I'm-I'm really sorry
about the other night.

454
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:22,700
No, it's okay.
I was being pushy.

455
00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:24,268
I've just been so worried

456
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:25,870
about all this
neighborhood crime stuff.

457
00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:28,372
I mean, I don't want
to raise a child

458
00:18:28,374 --> 00:18:30,108
in an unsafe environment.

459
00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:32,143
Honestly, after all
this craziness,

460
00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:34,412
maybe we should just
put the baby stuff

461
00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:36,214
on hold for a while.

462
00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:38,883
Till the neighborhood's
safe enough?

463
00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:41,652
Or until we can afford to move
somewhere less dangerous.

464
00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:43,888
Jenna, do you think

465
00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:46,157
any neighborhood will
ever feel safe enough?

466
00:18:49,261 --> 00:18:51,329
Oh, my God.

467
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:55,900
What's wrong with me?

468
00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:01,339
When I first heard
I was pregnant,

469
00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:03,274
I felt depressed.

470
00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:06,577
And then when it turned out
I wasn't, I felt relieved.

471
00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:09,814
And then ashamed because
I felt relieved.

472
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:14,118
I-I always thought
I wanted to be like my mom:

473
00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:16,654
perfect husband,
huge family.

474
00:19:18,590 --> 00:19:19,924
She was so disappointed

475
00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:21,792
when she heard
I wasn't pregnant.

476
00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:24,529
Well, when I was kid,

477
00:19:24,531 --> 00:19:27,932
my dad wanted me
to be a lawyer.

478
00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:30,801
Before I knew it,
I was going to law school

479
00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:32,803
and working at his firm.

480
00:19:32,805 --> 00:19:36,707
I was miserable,
and I finally snapped.

481
00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:39,810
And I went to
a really dark place.

482
00:19:39,812 --> 00:19:42,180
Happiness is hard to find.

483
00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:44,982
Real, true happiness.

484
00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:47,718
We got to try taking risks

485
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:51,322
without second-guessing
yourself or worrying

486
00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:54,058
about the consequences.

487
00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:56,961
Otherwise, you'll never
really know.

488
00:20:12,644 --> 00:20:13,945
Uh...

489
00:20:15,681 --> 00:20:17,782
(door opens)

490
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:22,119
(door closes)

491
00:20:38,036 --> 00:20:40,504
You okay?

492
00:20:40,506 --> 00:20:42,573
(whispers):
Yeah.

493
00:20:43,273 --> 00:20:50,173
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