1 00:00:02,402 --> 00:00:03,602 - Hey, everybody! 2 00:00:03,604 --> 00:00:05,137 Another great little otter 3 00:00:05,139 --> 00:00:08,374 summer is coming to an end, but before it does, 4 00:00:08,376 --> 00:00:11,110 we have two super fun days of competition 5 00:00:11,112 --> 00:00:12,778 at the inter-camp Olympics. 6 00:00:12,780 --> 00:00:16,181 Staff, cabins need to be cleaned out by Friday. 7 00:00:16,183 --> 00:00:18,283 If you don't have a ride home, 8 00:00:18,285 --> 00:00:20,719 check the ride share board. 9 00:00:20,721 --> 00:00:22,755 [All smiles' i know it's wrong] 10 00:00:22,757 --> 00:00:25,290 [Giggling] 11 00:00:25,292 --> 00:00:26,725 - ♪ I copied a day 12 00:00:26,727 --> 00:00:31,130 ♪ still a specter on my arm 13 00:00:31,132 --> 00:00:32,664 ♪ left a mark with no escape in my view ♪ 14 00:00:32,666 --> 00:00:35,200 - don't. It's not over yet. 15 00:00:35,202 --> 00:00:38,370 - How is this gonna work? 16 00:00:38,372 --> 00:00:41,540 - We're gonna have a great 48 hours... 17 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:43,809 And then we'll say good-bye... 18 00:00:43,811 --> 00:00:46,045 And then we'll be sad... - [Chuckles] 19 00:00:46,047 --> 00:00:47,146 - But we're gonna keep on living... 20 00:00:47,148 --> 00:00:48,747 - [Chuckles] 21 00:00:48,749 --> 00:00:51,683 - And we'll stay in touch using technology... 22 00:00:51,685 --> 00:00:53,318 And then on Christmas day, I'm gonna get on a bus 23 00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:57,189 in Virginia and arrive in Florida ten hours later. 24 00:00:57,191 --> 00:00:58,424 - You are? - Mm-hmm. 25 00:00:58,426 --> 00:01:00,793 - [Sighs] 26 00:01:00,795 --> 00:01:02,127 - Will your mom mind? 27 00:01:02,129 --> 00:01:03,195 - My mom? - Yeah. 28 00:01:03,197 --> 00:01:04,163 - She won't even notice. 29 00:01:04,165 --> 00:01:05,664 - Oh. - [Chuckles] 30 00:01:05,666 --> 00:01:08,133 - Cool. 31 00:01:08,135 --> 00:01:11,203 [Sighs] Okay, let's go to this stupid thing. 32 00:01:11,205 --> 00:01:14,239 - [Groans] - Come on. 33 00:01:14,241 --> 00:01:16,141 - [Sighs] 34 00:01:16,143 --> 00:01:19,178 - You look like an Olsen twin. Take 'em off. 35 00:01:19,180 --> 00:01:21,280 Here, try these. 36 00:01:26,686 --> 00:01:29,288 Better. Actually... 37 00:01:29,290 --> 00:01:31,657 Much better. - I don't want to go. 38 00:01:31,659 --> 00:01:33,125 - Buzz, you have to go. 39 00:01:33,127 --> 00:01:34,626 Camp Olympics, it'll be fun. Guys! 40 00:01:34,628 --> 00:01:36,628 Tell him he has to go. 41 00:01:36,630 --> 00:01:38,363 - Yeah, if I have to go, you have to go. 42 00:01:38,365 --> 00:01:40,365 - Nobody's even talking about the fight. 43 00:01:40,367 --> 00:01:41,600 - Ryan's gonna be there. 44 00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:43,569 - So? He's not gonna try anything. 45 00:01:43,571 --> 00:01:44,803 - Why don't you just try to get him fired? 46 00:01:44,805 --> 00:01:46,772 - Yeah. - Buzz, don't let him ruin camp. 47 00:01:46,774 --> 00:01:49,508 We'll all be there. Come with us. 48 00:01:49,510 --> 00:01:53,212 There's sheet cake. 49 00:01:53,214 --> 00:01:55,247 - I love sheet cake. 50 00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:58,884 - [Chuckles] 51 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:06,158 - That's the spirit! 52 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:07,559 You're so miserable. 53 00:02:07,561 --> 00:02:09,161 - Wow. 54 00:02:09,163 --> 00:02:11,263 [Indistinct chatter, laughter] 55 00:02:11,265 --> 00:02:13,732 - So, Cole, we're partners now, right? 56 00:02:13,734 --> 00:02:15,701 - Yep. 57 00:02:15,703 --> 00:02:17,803 - And the Mack stuff is behind us? 58 00:02:20,874 --> 00:02:23,342 - It's behind me. How about you? 59 00:02:23,344 --> 00:02:25,911 - Nothing but a distant memory, and I have total recall. 60 00:02:25,913 --> 00:02:28,213 That's how far behind me it is. 61 00:02:28,215 --> 00:02:30,282 - Great. - Good. 62 00:02:30,284 --> 00:02:32,818 - Dad... - What? What? 63 00:02:32,820 --> 00:02:34,753 - Brothers before others. 64 00:02:34,755 --> 00:02:37,456 Mates before dates. 65 00:02:37,458 --> 00:02:39,558 To Alaska. - To Alaska. 66 00:02:42,295 --> 00:02:45,531 [Cheering, shouting] All: Otter! Otter! Otter! 67 00:02:45,533 --> 00:02:50,202 [Chanting continues] 68 00:02:56,910 --> 00:03:00,913 [Cheers and applause] 69 00:03:00,915 --> 00:03:03,715 - Welcome to the opening ceremony 70 00:03:03,717 --> 00:03:06,919 of the inter-camp Olympics. 71 00:03:06,921 --> 00:03:09,288 - Yes, welcome everybody. 72 00:03:09,290 --> 00:03:12,191 Now, as we all know, Ridgefield holds a six-year winning streak 73 00:03:12,193 --> 00:03:15,360 over our gracious hosts, little otter. 74 00:03:15,362 --> 00:03:19,598 - Yes, but with two days of events, anything can happen. 75 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:22,668 And now, our national anthem, 76 00:03:22,670 --> 00:03:27,206 sung by our very own Lou duchovny! 77 00:03:27,208 --> 00:03:31,944 [Cheers and applause] 78 00:03:31,946 --> 00:03:35,247 [Mic feedback] 79 00:03:37,550 --> 00:03:40,419 [Off key] - ♪ Oh, say can you see 80 00:03:40,421 --> 00:03:44,289 ♪ by the dawn's early light ♪ 81 00:03:44,291 --> 00:03:47,626 ♪ what so proudly we hailed 82 00:03:47,628 --> 00:03:49,294 ♪ at the twilight's last... - Come on, it's not that bad. 83 00:03:49,296 --> 00:03:52,764 - Oh, please, it's like a Cat... Burning to death. 84 00:03:52,766 --> 00:03:54,366 - Shh! - ♪ Oh, say does that 85 00:03:54,368 --> 00:03:57,569 ♪ star-spangled... 86 00:03:57,571 --> 00:03:59,304 Oh, God. - Okay, you know what? 87 00:03:59,306 --> 00:04:01,006 [Audience giggling] You know what, sweetie? 88 00:04:01,008 --> 00:04:02,674 Just start again. Go from the top. 89 00:04:02,676 --> 00:04:04,009 Yeah? Oh, it's all good. - Okay. 90 00:04:04,011 --> 00:04:05,811 - Okay, you're good. - Ugh, yes, more. 91 00:04:05,813 --> 00:04:07,546 - Just go from the top. - Keep singing. 92 00:04:07,548 --> 00:04:09,715 [Off key] - ♪ Oh, say can you see 93 00:04:09,717 --> 00:04:11,250 - hi. - ♪ By the dawn's early light 94 00:04:11,252 --> 00:04:13,819 - hey! What's the matter? 95 00:04:13,821 --> 00:04:15,587 The singing? - ♪ What so proudly we hailed 96 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:17,723 - what? Oh, no. 97 00:04:17,725 --> 00:04:19,825 There's this... [Scoffs] Ridgefield girl 98 00:04:19,827 --> 00:04:22,027 who I just found out we're swimming against in the relay. 99 00:04:22,029 --> 00:04:25,631 I want to beat her so badly her children are losers. 100 00:04:25,633 --> 00:04:28,367 - You need anyone? I'll swim a leg. 101 00:04:28,369 --> 00:04:30,002 - Really? - ♪ Ramparts we watched... 102 00:04:30,004 --> 00:04:30,936 - That'd be amazing. 103 00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:32,971 - Done. 104 00:04:32,973 --> 00:04:35,540 - Okay, what's with all the smiles? 105 00:04:35,542 --> 00:04:37,376 - I don't know. I feel smile-y. 106 00:04:37,378 --> 00:04:40,812 [Laughs] Where are you going right now? 107 00:04:40,814 --> 00:04:42,614 - To the pantry, to get some wine. 108 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:43,849 - ♪ Through the night 109 00:04:43,851 --> 00:04:45,784 ♪ that our flag 110 00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:48,053 - I'll help you. - ♪ Was still there 111 00:04:48,055 --> 00:04:52,024 [star spangled banner playing] [Both giggle, glass breaks] 112 00:04:52,026 --> 00:04:52,526 ♪ 113 00:05:03,037 --> 00:05:06,605 - ♪ and the rockets' red glare, the bombs... ♪ 114 00:05:06,607 --> 00:05:09,741 - I feel like my ears are being waterboarded. 115 00:05:09,743 --> 00:05:11,810 - ♪ Gave proof through the night ♪ 116 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:13,345 - come to Tuscany with me. 117 00:05:13,347 --> 00:05:15,380 - ♪ That our flag was still there ♪ 118 00:05:15,382 --> 00:05:17,349 - Tuscany? - Yeah. 119 00:05:17,351 --> 00:05:19,484 Sounds good, right? 120 00:05:19,486 --> 00:05:21,320 I've got two weeks before I have to be back at work. 121 00:05:21,322 --> 00:05:22,921 Let's go. 122 00:05:22,923 --> 00:05:25,324 - That's the problem with America... 123 00:05:25,326 --> 00:05:27,092 too much confidence, not enough skill. 124 00:05:27,094 --> 00:05:30,829 - Well, look who fell out of his shame spiral. 125 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:32,331 - ♪ Land of the free 126 00:05:32,333 --> 00:05:34,333 - hey, back off! - Why are you such a dick? 127 00:05:34,335 --> 00:05:35,767 - You still owe me money. - Hey! Come on. 128 00:05:35,769 --> 00:05:38,003 [Overlapping chatter] - ♪ And the home... 129 00:05:38,005 --> 00:05:40,339 - Don't think, say yes. 130 00:05:40,341 --> 00:05:41,973 - ♪ Of the brave - Back off. 131 00:05:41,975 --> 00:05:44,042 - What is wrong with you? - Walk away, go. 132 00:05:44,044 --> 00:05:45,544 - What's happening? 133 00:05:45,546 --> 00:05:46,545 [Overlapping arguing] - You owe me money. 134 00:05:46,547 --> 00:05:47,646 - Back off. - You! 135 00:05:47,648 --> 00:05:48,647 - Hey! - What? 136 00:05:48,649 --> 00:05:49,648 - Hey! 137 00:05:49,650 --> 00:05:51,483 Hey, it was you, wasn't it? 138 00:05:51,485 --> 00:05:53,552 You're the one that beat up my son! 139 00:05:53,554 --> 00:05:54,653 What are you, 19? 140 00:05:54,655 --> 00:05:55,787 You go around beating up little kids? 141 00:05:55,789 --> 00:05:56,922 - What? - Yeah? 142 00:05:56,924 --> 00:05:57,989 - I didn't touch him! - Huh? Huh? 143 00:05:57,991 --> 00:05:58,990 - Mom, stay out of it! 144 00:05:58,992 --> 00:06:00,092 - What are you gonna do, 145 00:06:00,094 --> 00:06:01,493 beat me up, too? - What? No. 146 00:06:01,495 --> 00:06:03,362 - Tie me to a tree? You little punk! 147 00:06:03,364 --> 00:06:04,763 Hmm? How's that feel? - Hey, hey, hey, hey! 148 00:06:04,765 --> 00:06:05,964 - Whoa, whoa, stop, stop! - How's that feel in front 149 00:06:05,966 --> 00:06:09,801 - He beat him up and he tied him to a tree. 150 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:27,652 - Welcome to day one of the inter-camp Olympics! 151 00:06:27,654 --> 00:06:30,789 [Cheering] 152 00:06:30,791 --> 00:06:32,724 [Air horn blows] 153 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:35,694 - [Screams] 154 00:06:35,696 --> 00:06:37,629 - We have a full slate of exciting games leading up 155 00:06:37,631 --> 00:06:40,565 to tomorrow's final event, the eliminator! 156 00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:42,968 Until then, let the games begin! 157 00:06:42,970 --> 00:06:45,737 [Cheering] - What? 158 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:48,673 - ♪ I'll be showing you the door ♪ 159 00:06:48,675 --> 00:06:51,610 - [grunting] 160 00:06:51,612 --> 00:06:53,845 ♪ 161 00:06:53,847 --> 00:06:55,981 - oh! Aah! 162 00:06:55,983 --> 00:06:57,749 - Yeah! [Cheering] 163 00:06:57,751 --> 00:06:59,651 - [Groaning, panting] 164 00:06:59,653 --> 00:07:02,521 - You got this, fyo! - No mercy! 165 00:07:02,523 --> 00:07:05,123 - Marina. Mack needs you in the office! 166 00:07:05,125 --> 00:07:06,458 - Okay, yeah. I'll be right back. 167 00:07:06,460 --> 00:07:08,927 - Go, fyo! - Come on, come on, come on! 168 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:10,128 Come on! - Yes! 169 00:07:13,633 --> 00:07:16,701 - Hey, Mack, what's up? - Uh... 170 00:07:16,703 --> 00:07:20,172 - you probably don't remember me, marina. 171 00:07:20,174 --> 00:07:23,675 I'm your Aunt, Jeanette. 172 00:07:23,677 --> 00:07:24,976 - Oh, my God. My mom? 173 00:07:24,978 --> 00:07:28,480 - She's not hurt. - She's in jail. 174 00:07:28,482 --> 00:07:32,017 She was caught carrying drugs for her new boyfriend. 175 00:07:33,619 --> 00:07:35,554 - That's impossible. - Since she won't 176 00:07:35,556 --> 00:07:37,656 be able to take care of you, 177 00:07:37,658 --> 00:07:39,224 you'll have to come live with me. 178 00:07:39,226 --> 00:07:41,059 - What are you... what are you talking about? 179 00:07:41,061 --> 00:07:44,463 - It looks like she might be in for a while. 180 00:07:44,465 --> 00:07:47,466 Best hope is for a year. 181 00:07:49,168 --> 00:07:50,669 - I don't know what you mean. 182 00:07:50,671 --> 00:07:52,637 I haven't seen you since I was a kid! 183 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:53,872 My mom never talks to you! 184 00:07:53,874 --> 00:07:55,740 Mack, I need to speak to my mom. 185 00:07:55,742 --> 00:07:57,976 - Okay, we'll call her. 186 00:07:57,978 --> 00:08:01,880 - Why don't I get settled in my cabin. 187 00:08:01,882 --> 00:08:05,050 It's a lot of news to take in. - Mm-hmm. 188 00:08:09,522 --> 00:08:10,622 [Knock at door] 189 00:08:10,624 --> 00:08:12,824 - We're closed! 190 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:16,094 [Footsteps enter, door closes] 191 00:08:16,096 --> 00:08:19,831 - Hello, Buzz. It's Roger. 192 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:21,833 This is your cabin. 193 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:24,636 It's... Charming. 194 00:08:24,638 --> 00:08:29,875 Like a Brazilian shanty, all sticky and musty and... 195 00:08:29,877 --> 00:08:35,046 [Sniffs] Mm, that smell is, um, what? 196 00:08:35,048 --> 00:08:38,016 - Breakfast nachos. - Ah. 197 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:41,753 - Would you... Care for one? 198 00:08:41,755 --> 00:08:43,522 - No, thank you. 199 00:08:43,524 --> 00:08:46,691 Buzz, I just want to be sure that I have all the information 200 00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:48,159 about the incident at bear Mountain. 201 00:08:48,161 --> 00:08:51,263 - I have nothing to say. 202 00:08:51,265 --> 00:08:54,232 - Look... Ryan is a massive idiot. 203 00:08:54,234 --> 00:08:55,867 He's an angry kid with a stick 204 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:59,571 treating the world like his pinata. 205 00:08:59,573 --> 00:09:01,740 Do you know what a pinata is, Buzz? 206 00:09:01,742 --> 00:09:05,877 Papier-mache, filled with treats. 207 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,812 - I know what a pinata is. - Good. 208 00:09:07,814 --> 00:09:10,782 Thing is, Buzz, you're a good kid. 209 00:09:10,784 --> 00:09:14,653 These moments, we choose how they define us. 210 00:09:14,655 --> 00:09:16,755 You understand? 211 00:09:19,058 --> 00:09:21,126 Crack a window. 212 00:09:21,128 --> 00:09:24,062 [Door opens] 213 00:09:25,331 --> 00:09:28,066 - Good! Nice job, Sheila. 214 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:30,302 Good work. 215 00:09:31,337 --> 00:09:33,204 Remember to really reach. 216 00:09:33,206 --> 00:09:34,272 - Let me know if you need to borrow 217 00:09:34,274 --> 00:09:36,741 some floaties for your team. 218 00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:38,810 - Let us know if you need to borrow some class. 219 00:09:38,812 --> 00:09:41,179 - Hmm. 220 00:09:41,181 --> 00:09:43,715 Hey, where's your trash talk? 221 00:09:43,717 --> 00:09:45,717 We hate her. 222 00:09:45,719 --> 00:09:47,819 - Sorry, I was distracted, 223 00:09:47,821 --> 00:09:51,056 What happened in the pantry, that was just one of those... 224 00:09:51,058 --> 00:09:53,358 - totally hot. - Yeah, that's fine. 225 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:54,793 - This looks very flammable. 226 00:09:54,795 --> 00:09:57,195 - Oh, Robbie, Robbie, don't go there. 227 00:09:57,197 --> 00:09:59,731 It's a mistake! - Slow motion car wreck. 228 00:09:59,733 --> 00:10:01,666 - Why are we so interested? 229 00:10:01,668 --> 00:10:04,069 - Because we have children, and nothing ever happens to us. 230 00:10:04,071 --> 00:10:05,236 - Right. 231 00:10:05,238 --> 00:10:07,739 - How are you getting to Stanford? 232 00:10:07,741 --> 00:10:09,774 - Um, no idea. 233 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:13,044 - What if we carpool? 234 00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:15,380 - Yeah? 235 00:10:15,382 --> 00:10:17,215 I mean, if that works for you, great. 236 00:10:27,226 --> 00:10:30,729 - Okay. Yeah, I promise. 237 00:10:30,731 --> 00:10:32,831 Bye, mom. 238 00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:34,933 I love you, too. 239 00:10:36,836 --> 00:10:38,803 [Sighs] 240 00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:40,705 She said my grandma's too sick, 241 00:10:40,707 --> 00:10:43,775 and if I don't go with my Aunt Jeanette, 242 00:10:43,777 --> 00:10:48,713 I have to go into foster care, 'cause there's no one else. 243 00:10:48,715 --> 00:10:50,782 I don't even know where winnipeg is. 244 00:10:50,784 --> 00:10:53,251 - Canada. Above north Dakota. 245 00:10:53,253 --> 00:10:55,353 Founded by fur traders. 246 00:10:57,223 --> 00:10:58,857 - I don't know anything about her. 247 00:10:58,859 --> 00:11:00,659 She's a total stranger. 248 00:11:00,661 --> 00:11:03,695 - I've found most people have good intentions, 249 00:11:03,697 --> 00:11:05,797 if you give them a chance. 250 00:11:09,969 --> 00:11:12,237 - It's been a tense day of competition so far, 251 00:11:12,239 --> 00:11:15,807 with Ridgefield carrying a narrow lead. 252 00:11:15,809 --> 00:11:17,175 Don't miss the action at the archery range 253 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:19,844 as our two camp directors face off. 254 00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:23,048 [Thwap] [Applause] 255 00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:27,686 - Given any more thought to Tuscany? 256 00:11:27,688 --> 00:11:31,756 Agnolotti. Negronis. 257 00:11:31,758 --> 00:11:33,024 Vespas. 258 00:11:35,027 --> 00:11:36,761 [Applause] - Fire that serial killer 259 00:11:36,763 --> 00:11:39,831 who beat up my son, 260 00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:41,933 then maybe we'll talk. 261 00:11:44,136 --> 00:11:46,738 - I went to Buzz. He's not talking. 262 00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:48,139 We don't pay our people in acorns like you do. 263 00:11:48,141 --> 00:11:50,275 We have an h.R. Department. - H.R.? 264 00:11:50,277 --> 00:11:53,011 What kind of corporate b.S. Is that, Roger? 265 00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:57,749 - Oh, what, like humiliating your son in front of both camps? 266 00:11:57,751 --> 00:11:59,784 You love to point the finger, Mack, 267 00:11:59,786 --> 00:12:00,852 but you don't want to turn the mirror 268 00:12:00,854 --> 00:12:03,388 back on yourself, do you? 269 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:04,789 [Cheers and applause] 270 00:12:04,791 --> 00:12:06,191 - What else was I supposed to do? 271 00:12:06,193 --> 00:12:07,726 He needed my help. 272 00:12:07,728 --> 00:12:09,994 And you don't care about anything except yourself. 273 00:12:09,996 --> 00:12:14,399 - [Sputters] You know what? Tuscany, revoked. 274 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:17,235 Yeah, no Diane Lane "get your groove back" movie for you. 275 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:18,470 - What are you talking about? 276 00:12:18,472 --> 00:12:20,839 - I like romantic comedies. 277 00:12:20,841 --> 00:12:22,741 Didn't know that about me, did you, mm-hmm? 278 00:12:22,743 --> 00:12:27,045 - Oh, it's my loss. My terrible loss. 279 00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:32,383 No, actually, Roger, it's your loss. 280 00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:33,384 [Gasps] 281 00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:34,753 [Cheers and applause] 282 00:12:34,755 --> 00:12:37,856 Yes! 283 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:44,529 - Hey, I-I brought you some bug spray to spray on the sheets. 284 00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:47,165 - Thank you. 285 00:12:48,467 --> 00:12:50,135 - I'm sorry about before. 286 00:12:50,137 --> 00:12:52,370 You know, it's just, this is a big change for me. 287 00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:55,507 - You don't think it's a big change for me? 288 00:12:55,509 --> 00:12:58,777 You think I have money lying around to feed another mouth? 289 00:12:58,779 --> 00:13:00,879 - I can get a job. - Yes, you will. 290 00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:03,181 And you will live by my rules. 291 00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:05,483 I know what kind of girl you are. 292 00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:08,820 You're the spitting image of your mother. 293 00:13:08,822 --> 00:13:10,555 I know all about that naked picture you took. 294 00:13:10,557 --> 00:13:12,524 - You don't know a thing about me or my mom. 295 00:13:12,526 --> 00:13:14,058 - Believe me, this is the best thing 296 00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:15,460 that could have happened to you. 297 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:19,464 God knows what you learned being raised by that... 298 00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:22,233 - go ahead. Say it. 299 00:13:23,169 --> 00:13:25,170 - So I just realized, 300 00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:28,173 we both have presidents' day weekend off. 301 00:13:29,842 --> 00:13:31,576 Whoa, hey. What's up? 302 00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:33,011 Hey, stop! What's the matter? 303 00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:34,245 - I have to get out of here! 304 00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:36,815 - Why, what's going on? Tell me. 305 00:13:36,817 --> 00:13:39,017 - My mom's in jail. - What? 306 00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:40,985 - Yeah, I have to live with my Aunt in winnipeg, 307 00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:42,487 and she hates me! 308 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,022 She called my mom a slut, 309 00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:46,157 and she said I'm not allowed to use the Internet, 310 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,525 or have friends over, 311 00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:49,494 which means I'll never be able to see you! 312 00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:50,829 That's why I have to get out of here. 313 00:13:50,831 --> 00:13:52,564 - What do you mean, like run away? 314 00:13:52,566 --> 00:13:54,899 Now, by yourself? - Yes! 315 00:13:54,901 --> 00:13:56,835 You know, I can't live with her, and I can't count on my mom! 316 00:13:56,837 --> 00:13:59,537 I don't have anyone! - Yeah, you do. 317 00:14:01,373 --> 00:14:04,442 I'll go with you. Tonight, let's go together. 318 00:14:13,152 --> 00:14:17,856 - Listen, guys, there are two types of people in this world. 319 00:14:17,858 --> 00:14:20,558 You're either a stick, or you're a pinata. 320 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,193 - You guys, don't listen to him. 321 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:24,863 You can be anything you want to be, like... 322 00:14:24,865 --> 00:14:27,165 like a pediatric neurosurgeon, 323 00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:28,933 or the editor of the new yorker, 324 00:14:28,935 --> 00:14:30,935 or the first female, Asian president. 325 00:14:30,937 --> 00:14:33,104 Talula! Stop! 326 00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:35,206 We don't hit people. 327 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,574 - It's okay. 328 00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:38,543 She's just illustrating my point. 329 00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:41,212 She's a stick, and I'm a pinata. 330 00:14:42,371 --> 00:14:42,982 Ah, grace, 331 00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:47,151 could you take the kids outside for a minute please, hon? 332 00:14:47,153 --> 00:14:50,154 - Stay where you are. I'm leaving. 333 00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:58,162 - I messed up last night. I lost my temper. 334 00:14:58,164 --> 00:15:00,031 You'll understand when you have kids. 335 00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:01,132 - Pretty sure no one is gonna have kids 336 00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:02,533 with me after last night. 337 00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:03,902 - Look, you've got to tell Roger 338 00:15:03,904 --> 00:15:05,403 that it was Ryan who beat you up. 339 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:07,672 - Can you just stay out of it, please? 340 00:15:07,674 --> 00:15:10,275 - You think it's uncool to tell on him, is that what this is? 341 00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:12,043 - Mom, it's not your fight, drop it! 342 00:15:12,045 --> 00:15:14,178 You're making it so much worse. 343 00:15:14,180 --> 00:15:16,147 I just want the summer to be over. 344 00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:20,618 [Cheering] - Okay. 345 00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:22,086 So, once we pull our camp paychecks, 346 00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:26,057 we'll have $2,124, after taxes. 347 00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:27,425 - On your marks! [Air horn blows] 348 00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:29,160 - We can go anywhere! 349 00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:31,062 - Well, I have a cousin in San Francisco... 350 00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:32,964 - oh! - [Grunts] Or San Diego. 351 00:15:32,966 --> 00:15:34,165 - Yeah. - One of the two. 352 00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:35,266 - I love California. 353 00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:36,501 - I'll get a job waiting tables. 354 00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:38,236 We'll save up, get our own place. 355 00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:39,370 - With, like, a little garden. 356 00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:41,005 We can grow vegetables and stuff. 357 00:15:41,007 --> 00:15:42,340 - Yes! - And then I'll get my license. 358 00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:43,408 - Uh-huh. - You know what I mean? 359 00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:45,209 Like, and then... [Air horn blows] 360 00:15:45,211 --> 00:15:47,645 - That's a win for Ridgefield! - Whoo! 361 00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:50,949 - Buzz is really mad at me. 362 00:15:50,951 --> 00:15:52,550 Were you beat up as a kid? 363 00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:55,253 - Yeah, all the time. I've got two older brothers. 364 00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:57,221 Can't keep fighting his battles for him, Mack. 365 00:15:57,223 --> 00:15:59,357 - Yeah. 366 00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:04,062 What am I gonna do without you? 367 00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:07,165 - I'm not dying. I'm just not gonna be here. 368 00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:09,033 You'll figure it out. 369 00:16:09,035 --> 00:16:12,603 I'll see you at the thing. Don't tell Roger I was here. 370 00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:14,672 [Indistinct chatter] 371 00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:16,674 Both: Mmm... - Ladies. 372 00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:18,276 Our new house cocktail. - [Gasps] 373 00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:19,310 - Ohh! - Thank you. 374 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:22,146 - Well, we start with a generous base of gin... 375 00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:24,349 Then we add two more splashes of gin, 376 00:16:24,351 --> 00:16:27,452 and then we strain it all into a chilled glass filled with gin. 377 00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:30,288 - We call it, "the decathlon." - Mm. 378 00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:31,389 - It will mess you up ten different ways. 379 00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:34,559 - Whew! We may have over-bought on gin. 380 00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:37,228 - Mmm. 381 00:16:40,132 --> 00:16:42,367 - Okay, seriously, what is going on with you and Roger? 382 00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:45,003 - He invited me to go to Tuscany with him. 383 00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:46,304 - Do it. - But then we had a fight, 384 00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:49,173 so he revoked the offer. 385 00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:50,508 - Tuscany. - Mm-hmm. 386 00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:52,043 - Whatever you did, take it back. 387 00:16:52,045 --> 00:16:53,511 - Come on, what else does a rich, hot guy 388 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:54,746 with an accent have to do? 389 00:16:54,748 --> 00:16:56,247 - I don't know, but he hasn't done it yet. 390 00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:58,249 I need tonic. 391 00:16:58,251 --> 00:16:59,717 - I think I know what's going on. 392 00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:01,652 Both: What? 393 00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:03,221 - Someone's having second thoughts about 394 00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:05,189 Mr. "well, he's too young for me" over there. 395 00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:07,692 Cole went and got jobbed up at Ridgefield, 396 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,160 and now, suddenly, he's looking 397 00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:10,061 like the better option. - Mm. 398 00:17:10,063 --> 00:17:11,229 - No, come on, guys. 399 00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:14,065 It was never gonna work out with Cole. 400 00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:15,733 [Indistinct chatter and laughter] 401 00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:28,079 - Okay, now we're in business. 402 00:17:34,286 --> 00:17:36,120 - How many pills do you take? 403 00:17:36,122 --> 00:17:39,223 - The little white ones in the morning, 404 00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:42,160 the big white ones three times a day, 405 00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:44,295 the little blue ones just before bed, 406 00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:47,799 and the yellow ones as needed for nausea. 407 00:17:47,801 --> 00:17:50,068 - Do you get nauseous a lot? 408 00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:53,071 - Well, only if I don't take my trusty yellows. 409 00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:55,740 - Do you have enough pills to last? 410 00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:58,776 - Yeah, my... my dad just sent me some new ones, 411 00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:02,380 so I'm pretty good for a while. 412 00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:04,482 [Chuckles] 413 00:18:06,318 --> 00:18:07,652 - [Sighs] 414 00:18:07,654 --> 00:18:09,287 - What? 415 00:18:11,790 --> 00:18:14,859 Y-you can't run away with me, kip. 416 00:18:14,861 --> 00:18:16,327 - What? 417 00:18:16,329 --> 00:18:18,229 I'm strong. I'm fine. - No, I-I know you are. 418 00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:19,497 - No, you don't. 419 00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:20,798 You just saw my pills and said I can't go! 420 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:23,167 - No. - You think I'm weak. 421 00:18:23,169 --> 00:18:24,335 - No, listen to what I'm saying! 422 00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:26,170 I care about what happens to you! 423 00:18:26,172 --> 00:18:27,138 - I'm not letting you go alone, okay? 424 00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:29,740 - Just stop. 425 00:18:29,742 --> 00:18:31,843 Stop. 426 00:18:37,516 --> 00:18:40,785 I love you. 427 00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:43,554 [Sighs] I'm not gonna go anywhere. 428 00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:48,159 Maybe this whole... this whole idea is crazy. 429 00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:49,393 Okay? 430 00:18:49,395 --> 00:18:51,162 - [Sighs] 431 00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:54,532 When am I even gonna see you again? 432 00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:58,870 - Can we not think about it tonight and just be right here? 433 00:19:00,839 --> 00:19:03,274 You and me. 434 00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:07,512 - Okay. 435 00:19:16,255 --> 00:19:22,260 So, has it... has it always been just you and your mom? 436 00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:24,228 - Yeah, you know, but I've always wanted 437 00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:28,733 You know, the kind that introduces you to new music, 438 00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:31,335 or sneaks you into concerts, 439 00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:32,770 or hooks you up with a fake I.D. 440 00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:34,205 - [Chuckles] Fake I.D.? 441 00:19:34,207 --> 00:19:35,473 - [Laughs] 442 00:19:35,475 --> 00:19:38,242 - So you could vote? - Obviously. 443 00:19:40,245 --> 00:19:42,780 Okay, serious question now. - Mm-hmm. 444 00:19:42,782 --> 00:19:45,516 - Would you rather lose your hand, 445 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:48,386 or have to wear a parrot on your shoulder 446 00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:49,620 for the rest of your life? 447 00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:50,821 - Hand. - Really? 448 00:19:50,823 --> 00:19:54,592 - For sure, yeah. - No, I-I'd go parrot. 449 00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:55,960 - I knew I was sick the second time 450 00:19:55,962 --> 00:19:59,230 when I heard my dad crying in the next room. 451 00:19:59,232 --> 00:20:02,967 I felt so bad for him. 452 00:20:02,969 --> 00:20:06,904 - What did you do? 453 00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:10,308 - I made a bunch of noise before I walked in, 454 00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:13,644 so he could pull himself together. 455 00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:16,781 If you had to pick a period of time to live in... 456 00:20:16,783 --> 00:20:22,253 the renaissance, wild west, roaring '20s... 457 00:20:22,255 --> 00:20:25,289 what would you choose? 458 00:20:25,291 --> 00:20:26,557 - Right now. 459 00:20:30,262 --> 00:20:32,296 - ♪ Iced drinks and short skirts ♪ 460 00:20:32,298 --> 00:20:34,765 - hey, Cole, have a drink. 461 00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:36,367 - Ah, no, I'm okay, thanks. 462 00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:38,803 - Take the drink, and listen to my words. 463 00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:42,273 Roger asked Mack to go to Tuscany. 464 00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:43,975 - Roger told me he was over her. 465 00:20:43,977 --> 00:20:45,476 - He's a liar! 466 00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:47,945 Put on a tool belt, and take your shirt off! 467 00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:49,780 Is there something around here you want me 468 00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:51,949 to break for you to fix, huh? 469 00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:53,417 You want me to smash this chair? 470 00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:54,452 Look, I will break this chair right now. 471 00:20:54,454 --> 00:20:55,753 Just say the word. - Whoa, whoa. 472 00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:58,289 - Say the word, and I... - Okay, okay, okay, okay. 473 00:20:58,291 --> 00:21:00,625 Someone is ready for bed. 474 00:21:00,627 --> 00:21:03,361 Good night, Cole. - Oh, I-I apologize. 475 00:21:03,363 --> 00:21:06,664 - That's okay. - [Laughs] 476 00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:09,300 ♪ 477 00:21:14,573 --> 00:21:16,974 - now, hear me out. 478 00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:20,778 Instead of shuttles from the airport... 479 00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:23,047 Dog sleds. 480 00:21:23,049 --> 00:21:26,350 Ridgefield, Alaska. Boom! 481 00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:30,921 No good? 482 00:21:30,923 --> 00:21:32,056 You're right. 483 00:21:32,058 --> 00:21:34,825 Peta would be all over us. 484 00:21:34,827 --> 00:21:38,763 Ohh! - I know about Tuscany! 485 00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:43,434 - Oh. 486 00:21:43,436 --> 00:21:45,002 Bunny! 487 00:21:45,004 --> 00:21:46,470 Whoa! [Tires screeching] 488 00:21:46,472 --> 00:21:48,606 Uhh! - Hold on, hold on! 489 00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:52,476 [Crash, glass shatters] 490 00:22:00,052 --> 00:22:01,719 - You're a dick! You know that? 491 00:22:01,721 --> 00:22:04,021 I wanted this! I wanted Alaska. 492 00:22:04,023 --> 00:22:06,390 What happened to "brothers before others"? 493 00:22:06,392 --> 00:22:08,059 - Well, I'm sorry. 494 00:22:08,061 --> 00:22:10,461 We were laughing and making fun of a little kid. 495 00:22:10,463 --> 00:22:11,495 I got carried away in the moment. 496 00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:12,596 You would have done the same. 497 00:22:12,598 --> 00:22:14,799 - No, I wouldn't. 498 00:22:16,802 --> 00:22:21,005 - Oh, of course not! 'Cause you're Saint Cole! 499 00:22:21,007 --> 00:22:24,909 Patron Saint of cleaning toilets and giving up! 500 00:22:24,911 --> 00:22:27,411 - You know what? Good luck in Alaska. 501 00:22:28,914 --> 00:22:31,816 - Come back here. - I quit! 502 00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:36,053 - Well, you can't quit, because I'm firing you! 503 00:22:36,055 --> 00:22:38,356 You're fired, Cole! - I quit! 504 00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:47,665 [Birds chirping] 505 00:22:47,667 --> 00:22:49,600 [Grass crunches] 506 00:22:49,602 --> 00:22:51,702 - Get up. 507 00:22:53,705 --> 00:22:55,439 - I-I can explain this. 508 00:22:55,441 --> 00:22:57,074 [Struggling] - Hey! 509 00:22:57,076 --> 00:22:59,110 - What did I say? What did I say! 510 00:22:59,112 --> 00:23:00,411 - Hey! - You're just like your mother! 511 00:23:00,413 --> 00:23:01,746 - Don't talk to her like that! 512 00:23:01,748 --> 00:23:03,547 [Struggling] 513 00:23:03,549 --> 00:23:04,548 [Thud] - Unh! 514 00:23:04,550 --> 00:23:06,584 [Gasping] 515 00:23:06,586 --> 00:23:08,085 - Oh, my God. 516 00:23:08,087 --> 00:23:10,087 I'm so sorry. Marina... 517 00:23:10,089 --> 00:23:11,756 aah! - Stop! Stop! 518 00:23:11,758 --> 00:23:14,492 - Aah! - Stop! Stop spraying that! 519 00:23:14,494 --> 00:23:16,026 - That boy assaulted me. 520 00:23:16,028 --> 00:23:18,829 - Okay, guys, can I please speak to Jeanette alone? 521 00:23:18,831 --> 00:23:20,431 - This isn't right. Marina didn't do anything wrong. 522 00:23:20,433 --> 00:23:23,634 - Kip... Let me handle it, please. 523 00:23:26,571 --> 00:23:27,571 [Sighs] 524 00:23:27,573 --> 00:23:29,006 Please, sit down. 525 00:23:32,110 --> 00:23:33,844 [Sighs] Look... 526 00:23:33,846 --> 00:23:36,680 I know you haven't seen marina for a long time, 527 00:23:36,682 --> 00:23:39,116 but she's a truly wonderful girl. 528 00:23:39,118 --> 00:23:41,085 I wanted you to hear that in case 529 00:23:41,087 --> 00:23:42,820 you have another opinion. 530 00:23:42,822 --> 00:23:45,523 - I thank you for your input. 531 00:23:45,525 --> 00:23:47,491 We'll be leaving tonight. 532 00:23:52,697 --> 00:23:55,933 [Cheering and chanting] 533 00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:57,601 - That's so cute. 534 00:23:57,603 --> 00:23:59,503 - Hey, guys! 535 00:23:59,505 --> 00:24:01,605 I just realized, you're that Robbie. 536 00:24:01,607 --> 00:24:03,574 Wow, Sarah, he's really hot. 537 00:24:03,576 --> 00:24:04,975 How could you have cheated on him? 538 00:24:04,977 --> 00:24:06,110 - Shut up, kendra. 539 00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:08,045 - I'm just saying, I wouldn't have. 540 00:24:08,047 --> 00:24:09,647 I can't believe he forgave you! 541 00:24:09,649 --> 00:24:11,816 You must have him wrapped around your finger, I guess. 542 00:24:11,818 --> 00:24:15,586 Anyway, good luck. 543 00:24:15,588 --> 00:24:17,922 - [Sighs] - Hey, I'm sorry. 544 00:24:17,924 --> 00:24:19,623 You okay? - Yeah, I just didn't realize 545 00:24:19,625 --> 00:24:21,192 everyone at the whole lake knew about it. 546 00:24:21,194 --> 00:24:23,561 - Swimmers, take your marks! 547 00:24:23,563 --> 00:24:26,096 - Come on, Robbie. 548 00:24:26,098 --> 00:24:27,231 [Beep] 549 00:24:27,233 --> 00:24:29,467 [Upbeat music] 550 00:24:29,469 --> 00:24:32,203 [Crowd cheering] 551 00:24:32,205 --> 00:24:34,705 - Go, go, go! - Go, Robbie! 552 00:24:34,707 --> 00:24:39,543 - ♪ It's a low blow, I can feel it ♪ 553 00:24:39,545 --> 00:24:40,778 - come on, you're next! - Okay, okay! 554 00:24:40,780 --> 00:24:42,680 - Goggles! 555 00:24:42,682 --> 00:24:44,582 - ♪ It's a low blow - Okay, go, go, go! 556 00:24:44,584 --> 00:24:46,250 Good, Kathleen! Awesome! 557 00:24:46,252 --> 00:24:47,518 Go, Robbie! 558 00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:49,587 - Yeah, Robbie! 559 00:24:49,589 --> 00:24:53,591 - ♪ So what's it gonna be? 560 00:24:53,593 --> 00:24:55,226 - Hey, did you use my towel? 561 00:24:55,228 --> 00:24:56,961 - Oh, yeah, here. Sorry, use mine. 562 00:24:56,963 --> 00:24:58,496 - I don't want to use your towel. 563 00:24:58,498 --> 00:25:00,664 - What? You're mad because I used your towel? 564 00:25:00,666 --> 00:25:02,833 - I'm just saying, don't use it. 565 00:25:02,835 --> 00:25:04,802 - Todd! Go! - They're fighting! 566 00:25:04,804 --> 00:25:07,137 Tell me what happens! 567 00:25:07,139 --> 00:25:09,673 - Don't use your towel, that's all you're saying? 568 00:25:09,675 --> 00:25:11,675 - Yeah. 569 00:25:16,848 --> 00:25:20,651 - [Laughs] 570 00:25:20,653 --> 00:25:22,186 - What are you laughing at? 571 00:25:22,188 --> 00:25:24,522 - Totally not laughing. 572 00:25:36,668 --> 00:25:39,203 - ♪ So what's it gonna be? 573 00:25:39,205 --> 00:25:41,005 [Cheering] 574 00:25:41,007 --> 00:25:43,240 ♪ What's it gonna be? 575 00:25:43,242 --> 00:25:44,942 ♪ Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh ♪ 576 00:25:44,944 --> 00:25:46,644 ♪ what's it gonna be? 577 00:25:46,646 --> 00:25:48,779 ♪ Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh ♪ 578 00:25:48,781 --> 00:25:50,548 ♪ what's it gonna be? 579 00:25:50,550 --> 00:25:52,316 [Both shouting] 580 00:25:52,318 --> 00:25:54,051 Come on, you can do it! 581 00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:55,953 [Cheers and applause] 582 00:25:55,955 --> 00:25:57,821 - You did it! Yeah! 583 00:25:57,823 --> 00:26:00,124 [All cheering] 584 00:26:04,229 --> 00:26:06,130 You lost! 585 00:26:06,132 --> 00:26:08,966 [Cheers and applause] 586 00:26:15,740 --> 00:26:18,342 - Congratulations. You won. 587 00:26:18,344 --> 00:26:21,178 - You're still mad at me. - No, I'm not. 588 00:26:21,180 --> 00:26:23,981 - Yes, you are. - No, I'm not! 589 00:26:25,016 --> 00:26:27,217 See? I'm totally fine. 590 00:26:38,930 --> 00:26:40,664 - Hey, Buzz! Come cheer for me. 591 00:26:40,666 --> 00:26:44,635 - I don't really feel like it. Sorry. 592 00:26:44,637 --> 00:26:46,236 - Buzz Granger! 593 00:26:46,238 --> 00:26:49,373 You are the most selfish, myopic, infuriating 594 00:26:49,375 --> 00:26:50,674 boy I've ever met! 595 00:26:50,676 --> 00:26:52,643 - I am going through something! 596 00:26:52,645 --> 00:26:54,311 - Do you still have your arms and legs? 597 00:26:54,313 --> 00:26:57,314 Are you in Iraq being chased down by a drone? 598 00:26:57,316 --> 00:27:00,818 You live in a postcard, and there is a cute, 599 00:27:00,820 --> 00:27:04,388 high-achieving girl who's doing her very best to be nice to you! 600 00:27:04,390 --> 00:27:06,390 We only have 24 hours left, 601 00:27:06,392 --> 00:27:08,292 and I'm trying to spend them with you, 602 00:27:08,294 --> 00:27:10,394 because for reasons that I don't fully understand, 603 00:27:10,396 --> 00:27:12,863 I like you! 604 00:27:12,865 --> 00:27:14,965 Like, like like you. 605 00:27:18,136 --> 00:27:22,006 Now... Give me a kiss for luck. 606 00:27:23,742 --> 00:27:25,809 God! Do I have to do everything? 607 00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:35,853 - All right, now for the event 608 00:27:35,855 --> 00:27:39,723 that epitomizes all things American... 609 00:27:39,725 --> 00:27:41,225 It's a hot dog eating contest! 610 00:27:41,227 --> 00:27:43,193 [Cheering] - Boo! 611 00:27:43,195 --> 00:27:45,663 - Introducing your reigning champion, from Ridgefield. 612 00:27:45,665 --> 00:27:49,066 Give it up for olaf "the ogre" pittman. 613 00:27:49,068 --> 00:27:53,904 [Cheers and applause] 614 00:27:53,906 --> 00:27:58,142 And his challenger, from camp little otter... 615 00:27:58,144 --> 00:28:00,377 Grace fife. 616 00:28:00,379 --> 00:28:05,182 [Cheers and applause] 617 00:28:05,184 --> 00:28:07,251 Each contestant has 20 hot dogs. 618 00:28:07,253 --> 00:28:08,686 They will have exactly... 619 00:28:08,688 --> 00:28:13,190 - Grace kissed me, and now she's in the hot dog eating contest. 620 00:28:13,192 --> 00:28:14,391 What about you? 621 00:28:14,393 --> 00:28:15,759 - Oh, marina's mom is going to jail, 622 00:28:15,761 --> 00:28:17,728 and I'll probably never see her again. 623 00:28:17,730 --> 00:28:19,830 But, uh, good job with grace, man. 624 00:28:19,832 --> 00:28:21,065 - Thanks. Bummer about marina. 625 00:28:21,067 --> 00:28:23,467 - All right, let's count them in together. 626 00:28:23,469 --> 00:28:26,770 All: On your marks, get set, eat! 627 00:28:26,772 --> 00:28:28,005 [Cheers and applause] 628 00:28:28,007 --> 00:28:31,008 [Tilly and the wall's heavy mood] 629 00:28:31,010 --> 00:28:31,510 ♪ 630 00:28:37,917 --> 00:28:40,417 - ah, that's disgusting. 631 00:28:40,419 --> 00:28:42,019 - She's beautiful. 632 00:28:42,021 --> 00:28:43,220 - ♪ I've got the power 633 00:28:43,222 --> 00:28:46,090 ♪ 'cause I live like I want, hyuh ♪ 634 00:28:46,092 --> 00:28:47,958 - did I miss anything? 635 00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:50,127 - Only the greatest thing our daughter's ever done! 636 00:28:50,129 --> 00:28:52,396 - ♪ Ain't listening to you, I only listen to my heart ♪ 637 00:28:52,398 --> 00:28:54,131 - if grace wins this, 638 00:28:54,133 --> 00:28:56,200 little otter will tie with Ridgefield. 639 00:28:56,202 --> 00:28:58,335 We have a chance to win it all. 640 00:28:58,337 --> 00:29:00,471 - We? 641 00:29:00,473 --> 00:29:02,072 What about Ridgefield? 642 00:29:02,074 --> 00:29:03,807 - Come on, grace! - Oh, yeah. 643 00:29:03,809 --> 00:29:05,509 Alaska is not gonna work out. 644 00:29:05,511 --> 00:29:06,877 I don't really want to talk about it. 645 00:29:06,879 --> 00:29:08,378 - Okay. - Come on, grace! 646 00:29:08,380 --> 00:29:10,481 - And little otter has a decisive lead over richfield. 647 00:29:10,483 --> 00:29:12,916 - You really think we have a chance of winning? 648 00:29:12,918 --> 00:29:15,185 - Yeah. - Come on, grace! 649 00:29:15,187 --> 00:29:18,422 - Go, grace! Murder that dog! 650 00:29:18,424 --> 00:29:20,758 - It's too late, they've already been murdered! 651 00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:22,760 - With only five seconds left on the clock, 652 00:29:22,762 --> 00:29:28,065 five, four, three, two, one. 653 00:29:28,067 --> 00:29:31,902 Your winner, grace, from little otter! 654 00:29:31,904 --> 00:29:33,437 [Cheers and applause] 655 00:29:33,439 --> 00:29:34,471 - Yeah! 656 00:29:34,473 --> 00:29:36,073 - Yeah! - [Laughs] Yes! 657 00:29:36,075 --> 00:29:38,242 [Cheers and applause] 658 00:29:38,244 --> 00:29:41,145 - [Whimpers] - It's okay. It's okay. 659 00:29:41,147 --> 00:29:42,279 - We did it! - We did it! 660 00:29:42,281 --> 00:29:43,547 - Whoo! 661 00:29:43,549 --> 00:29:48,185 [Cheers and applause continue] - Yes! Yes! 662 00:29:48,187 --> 00:29:50,420 - Whoo! Yeah, grace! 663 00:29:50,422 --> 00:29:54,391 Suck it, Ridgefield! In your face! 664 00:29:54,393 --> 00:29:56,093 Ooh, sorry. 665 00:29:56,095 --> 00:29:57,161 - You see that? 666 00:29:57,163 --> 00:29:58,262 I didn't have to do anything. 667 00:29:58,264 --> 00:30:00,130 He's my bitch. 668 00:30:00,132 --> 00:30:04,468 - I'm not your bitch, and I'm not afraid of you. 669 00:30:04,470 --> 00:30:06,570 You know what? I'll see you in the eliminator. 670 00:30:06,572 --> 00:30:08,539 How about that? - Oh, no. 671 00:30:08,541 --> 00:30:10,541 What am I gonna do? Oh, wait. 672 00:30:10,543 --> 00:30:12,843 Kick your ass! 673 00:30:17,081 --> 00:30:18,816 - What did I just do? 674 00:30:22,153 --> 00:30:25,889 - And so, ladies and gentlemen, our final event... 675 00:30:25,891 --> 00:30:27,024 The eliminator. 676 00:30:27,026 --> 00:30:29,393 [Cheers and applause] 677 00:30:29,395 --> 00:30:33,897 Representing Ridgefield, it's Ryan fager! 678 00:30:33,899 --> 00:30:37,134 [Cheers and applause] [Booing] 679 00:30:37,136 --> 00:30:40,504 - Boo! Boo! 680 00:30:40,506 --> 00:30:44,474 - And, for little otter, it's... 681 00:30:44,476 --> 00:30:47,311 No. No. No, wait. - It was his idea. 682 00:30:47,313 --> 00:30:48,445 - Roger, he doesn't know what he's doing. 683 00:30:48,447 --> 00:30:49,513 - Mack... - Take him off! 684 00:30:49,515 --> 00:30:53,050 - Let him do this. He'll be fine. 685 00:30:56,554 --> 00:31:01,191 - And representing little otter in the eliminator... 686 00:31:03,127 --> 00:31:05,395 Is Buzz Granger! 687 00:31:05,397 --> 00:31:07,497 - Can someone explain the eliminator to me? 688 00:31:07,499 --> 00:31:10,434 How bad are we talking? - They pick three random events. 689 00:31:10,436 --> 00:31:13,871 - Usually it's athletic stuff, rope climb, shot put, hurdles. 690 00:31:13,873 --> 00:31:15,973 - So it's pretty bad. - Yeah. 691 00:31:15,975 --> 00:31:21,578 - First event of the eliminator is... 692 00:31:21,580 --> 00:31:23,981 Dizzy bat. - Dizzy what? 693 00:31:23,983 --> 00:31:25,515 - One of our most dangerous events. 694 00:31:25,517 --> 00:31:27,484 [Crowd oohs] 695 00:31:27,486 --> 00:31:29,052 - Did he just say, "dizzy bat"? 696 00:31:29,054 --> 00:31:33,523 I'm the best at dizzy bat. - Second event is... 697 00:31:33,525 --> 00:31:35,893 Teacup balance, one of my personal favorites. 698 00:31:35,895 --> 00:31:38,228 Teacup balance. - No way. 699 00:31:38,230 --> 00:31:40,330 I've been doing the teacup balance since I was a kid. 700 00:31:43,434 --> 00:31:46,436 Third event is... 701 00:31:46,438 --> 00:31:48,105 The one-legged hop! 702 00:31:48,107 --> 00:31:51,141 - One-legged hop? My preferred method of standing. 703 00:31:51,143 --> 00:31:53,210 - And in keeping with tradition, our final 704 00:31:53,212 --> 00:31:54,645 event of the eliminator will be 705 00:31:54,647 --> 00:31:57,014 a one-mile sprint through the woods. 706 00:31:57,016 --> 00:31:59,316 Best of luck to both our competitors! 707 00:31:59,318 --> 00:32:01,451 All: Otter! Otter! Otter! - Buzz... 708 00:32:01,453 --> 00:32:03,287 That's three events in your favor. 709 00:32:03,289 --> 00:32:04,521 You could have a huge lead. 710 00:32:04,523 --> 00:32:07,557 - Take your marks! Runners, set! 711 00:32:14,232 --> 00:32:15,465 [Air horn blows] 712 00:32:15,467 --> 00:32:16,466 And they're off! 713 00:32:16,468 --> 00:32:19,503 - Oh! Roger! 714 00:32:19,505 --> 00:32:22,005 - First event is the dizzy bat. 715 00:32:22,007 --> 00:32:24,975 - Go, Buzz! - Go, Buzz! 716 00:32:24,977 --> 00:32:29,012 [Crowd cheering] 717 00:32:29,014 --> 00:32:32,182 - Oh, down goes Ryan. 718 00:32:32,184 --> 00:32:34,351 Next, Buzz has to balance the teacup stack 719 00:32:34,353 --> 00:32:35,452 as he's making his way through 720 00:32:35,454 --> 00:32:37,354 a difficult obstacle course. 721 00:32:37,356 --> 00:32:39,990 - ♪ You've got a smart best friend, she's okay ♪ 722 00:32:39,992 --> 00:32:42,693 ♪ have you had a smile today? ♪ 723 00:32:42,695 --> 00:32:45,996 ♪ push the door and take your seats ♪ 724 00:32:45,998 --> 00:32:47,264 - whoa! - ♪ I've been seen 725 00:32:47,266 --> 00:32:48,598 ♪ playin' for keeps 726 00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:51,134 - Buzz! - And look at Buzz go! 727 00:32:51,136 --> 00:32:52,502 - He's so graceful. 728 00:32:52,504 --> 00:32:54,604 - Come on, Buzz! Come on! 729 00:32:54,606 --> 00:32:56,273 - Run, Buzz! 730 00:32:56,275 --> 00:32:57,574 ♪ 731 00:32:57,576 --> 00:32:58,742 - back with Ryan... he sure is 732 00:32:58,744 --> 00:33:00,243 in terrible teacup trouble. 733 00:33:00,245 --> 00:33:03,447 - Go, little otter! 734 00:33:03,449 --> 00:33:06,183 - And with no trouble at all, Buzz completes the third event, 735 00:33:06,185 --> 00:33:08,986 and now all that's left between Buzz and little otter victory 736 00:33:08,988 --> 00:33:10,721 is a one-mile run through the woods. 737 00:33:10,723 --> 00:33:13,523 Here comes Ryan. 738 00:33:13,525 --> 00:33:17,394 As Ryan is now coming on strong. 739 00:33:17,396 --> 00:33:17,896 ♪ 740 00:33:22,701 --> 00:33:25,335 - ♪ ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ 741 00:33:25,337 --> 00:33:28,372 [dramatic music] 742 00:33:28,374 --> 00:33:28,874 ♪ 743 00:33:40,752 --> 00:33:44,321 [both panting] 744 00:33:44,323 --> 00:33:46,123 - I hope your mom gets all excited again! 745 00:33:46,125 --> 00:33:47,357 It was kind of hot. 746 00:33:47,359 --> 00:33:49,526 Maybe I'll hit that when Roger's done. 747 00:33:50,695 --> 00:33:53,563 [Panting] 748 00:33:53,565 --> 00:33:56,333 Unh! Get off me! Get off me! 749 00:33:56,335 --> 00:33:57,501 - Say one more thing about my mom! 750 00:33:57,503 --> 00:34:00,370 - She... she... she has huge boobs! 751 00:34:00,372 --> 00:34:02,706 [Both grunting] 752 00:34:06,344 --> 00:34:08,245 - Buzz should be back by now. 753 00:34:08,247 --> 00:34:11,248 We should go look. - Just... just wait, just wait. 754 00:34:11,250 --> 00:34:15,452 [Distant screaming] 755 00:34:15,454 --> 00:34:16,486 - It's him. 756 00:34:16,488 --> 00:34:18,722 - It's Buzz. - [Screams] 757 00:34:18,724 --> 00:34:20,490 - Go, Buzz! - Go, Buzz! 758 00:34:20,492 --> 00:34:23,393 - [Screams] - Come on, buddy! 759 00:34:23,395 --> 00:34:25,562 You can do it, man! - Come on, Buzz! 760 00:34:25,564 --> 00:34:27,531 - Come on! - Go, Buzz, go! 761 00:34:27,533 --> 00:34:30,500 [Crowd cheering] Come on, Buzz, you got this! 762 00:34:35,339 --> 00:34:40,477 [Cheers and applause] 763 00:34:40,479 --> 00:34:43,680 [Dale earnhardt Jr. Jr.'s morning thought] 764 00:34:43,682 --> 00:34:46,850 - ♪ Stop, break nothing - Buzz, babe, congratulations. 765 00:34:46,852 --> 00:34:49,286 - Way to go! - You're fired, Ryan. 766 00:34:49,288 --> 00:34:50,854 - ♪ Running around the park 767 00:34:50,856 --> 00:34:54,324 ♪ if I'd known 768 00:34:54,326 --> 00:34:57,260 ♪ I wasn't allowed to take this stop ♪ 769 00:34:57,262 --> 00:34:58,462 - congratulations. 770 00:34:58,464 --> 00:35:00,297 - ♪ From the moment that you wake ♪ 771 00:35:00,299 --> 00:35:02,399 ♪ I'm running around it 772 00:35:02,401 --> 00:35:05,335 - that son of yours sure can stack a teacup. 773 00:35:05,337 --> 00:35:08,638 - Mm, every time I'm about to write you off, 774 00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:11,508 you do something wonderful. 775 00:35:11,510 --> 00:35:15,445 - Well, I can't help it. It's what I do. 776 00:35:15,447 --> 00:35:19,216 So... How about we put Tuscany back on the table? 777 00:35:19,218 --> 00:35:20,851 - ♪ Keep me from cryin' 778 00:35:20,853 --> 00:35:22,385 - whoo! Come on. 779 00:35:22,387 --> 00:35:23,787 - Yeah! 780 00:35:23,789 --> 00:35:27,557 [Cheers and applause] 781 00:35:27,559 --> 00:35:31,261 All: Otter! Otter! Otter! Otter! Otter! 782 00:35:31,263 --> 00:35:32,529 - Otter! Whoo! 783 00:35:40,304 --> 00:35:43,340 - ♪ Across the ocean 784 00:35:43,342 --> 00:35:44,774 - so, last night of camp. 785 00:35:44,776 --> 00:35:48,145 - Nothing's gonna happen, Buzz. - Of course not. 786 00:35:48,147 --> 00:35:49,779 I didn't think anything would happen. 787 00:35:49,781 --> 00:35:52,516 Definitely not of a sexual nature, no way! 788 00:35:52,518 --> 00:35:55,352 - [Laughs] You're so dumb. 789 00:35:55,354 --> 00:35:58,188 Why do I even like you? 790 00:35:58,190 --> 00:35:59,823 - Want to grab some sparklers and make up a dance? 791 00:35:59,825 --> 00:36:01,158 - That's why I like you. 792 00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:04,661 [Overlapping chatter] 793 00:36:04,663 --> 00:36:07,397 - W-w-wait, he puts Tuscany back on the table, 794 00:36:07,399 --> 00:36:09,533 and you throw it in his perfectly symmetrical face? 795 00:36:09,535 --> 00:36:11,401 - Well, I didn't throw anything. 796 00:36:11,403 --> 00:36:13,570 - Why did you say no? 797 00:36:15,606 --> 00:36:18,642 - Oh, my God. 798 00:36:18,644 --> 00:36:21,645 - What changed your mind? 799 00:36:21,647 --> 00:36:23,480 - He's a great guy. 800 00:36:23,482 --> 00:36:25,916 I just wouldn't let myself see it. 801 00:36:28,286 --> 00:36:31,721 - ♪ Only the best will do 802 00:36:31,723 --> 00:36:33,523 ♪ only the best will do 803 00:36:33,525 --> 00:36:36,493 - I'm deferring law school. 804 00:36:36,495 --> 00:36:39,396 - What? For how long? 805 00:36:39,398 --> 00:36:41,798 - I don't know. 806 00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:44,267 This summer turned out a lot different than I planned. 807 00:36:44,269 --> 00:36:48,638 Maybe that's the problem. I plan too much. 808 00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:50,674 I want to see the world. 809 00:36:54,879 --> 00:36:58,915 - That's exactly how I felt at the beginning of summer. 810 00:36:58,917 --> 00:37:01,685 Then I blew everything up. 811 00:37:05,289 --> 00:37:08,959 You gonna be mad at me forever? 812 00:37:08,961 --> 00:37:10,961 - I hope not. 813 00:37:10,963 --> 00:37:12,662 - ♪ But we gotta keep going ♪ 814 00:37:12,664 --> 00:37:15,565 - hey. 815 00:37:15,567 --> 00:37:17,634 - ♪ Ooh 816 00:37:17,636 --> 00:37:19,569 [fireworks popping] 817 00:37:19,571 --> 00:37:20,971 [Crowd cheering] 818 00:37:20,973 --> 00:37:22,239 - Ohh. 819 00:37:22,241 --> 00:37:23,907 - Hey, there you are. - Oh. 820 00:37:23,909 --> 00:37:25,675 - I thought you were gonna miss the fireworks. 821 00:37:25,677 --> 00:37:26,843 - Cole, I... 822 00:37:26,845 --> 00:37:28,511 - the most amazing thing happened. 823 00:37:28,513 --> 00:37:31,348 Roger came and groveled at my feet. 824 00:37:31,350 --> 00:37:34,417 I mean, he literally told me that he needed me, 825 00:37:34,419 --> 00:37:35,619 in that weird accent. 826 00:37:35,621 --> 00:37:38,021 I'm going to Alaska after all. 827 00:37:38,023 --> 00:37:40,991 For the first time in a long time, I have a real plan. 828 00:37:40,993 --> 00:37:43,360 No more distractions, and none of that would be true 829 00:37:43,362 --> 00:37:46,263 if it weren't for you... So thanks. 830 00:37:46,265 --> 00:37:50,533 [Fireworks popping] - Cole. 831 00:37:50,535 --> 00:37:52,736 I'm so happy for you. 832 00:37:59,644 --> 00:38:01,478 [Crowd cheering] 833 00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:03,847 [All oohing] 834 00:38:03,849 --> 00:38:06,683 [Cheers and applause] 835 00:38:14,392 --> 00:38:15,759 - I'm not gonna say it again. 836 00:38:15,761 --> 00:38:16,993 Get in the car. 837 00:38:16,995 --> 00:38:18,561 - I just want to say good-bye to Mack. 838 00:38:18,563 --> 00:38:20,630 - You're trying to see that boy. Get in the car! 839 00:38:20,632 --> 00:38:24,634 - No, I'm gonna say good... [Slap] 840 00:38:24,636 --> 00:38:27,904 - I got it. 841 00:38:27,906 --> 00:38:30,607 What the hell was that? 842 00:38:32,543 --> 00:38:35,645 [Indistinct chatter] 843 00:38:38,382 --> 00:38:39,549 - Wait, wait, wait, wait! 844 00:38:39,551 --> 00:38:40,850 Here we go. 845 00:38:40,852 --> 00:38:44,854 All: Three, two, one, whoo! 846 00:38:44,856 --> 00:38:48,892 [Camera shutter clicking] 847 00:38:48,894 --> 00:38:51,561 [Laughter and chatter] 848 00:38:51,563 --> 00:38:54,764 - Oh, I'm gonna miss you! [Squealing] 849 00:39:10,548 --> 00:39:12,716 - Three, four, fi... 850 00:39:12,718 --> 00:39:13,983 where's clemmy? - He's in the car. 851 00:39:13,985 --> 00:39:15,485 - Where's your dad? - In the car. 852 00:39:15,487 --> 00:39:16,820 - Later. 853 00:39:16,822 --> 00:39:19,489 - Come on, hop in. - Bye. 854 00:39:19,491 --> 00:39:21,024 - Hey, guys. 855 00:39:21,026 --> 00:39:24,661 [Indistinct farewells] 856 00:39:24,663 --> 00:39:28,531 [Motorcycle snarls away] 857 00:39:29,533 --> 00:39:31,768 - [Gasps] 858 00:39:31,770 --> 00:39:33,403 Ohh... Uhh! 859 00:39:33,405 --> 00:39:34,904 - Thank you. We had a great time. 860 00:39:37,641 --> 00:39:40,477 - Are you my girlfriend? - Buzz, stop over-thinking it. 861 00:39:43,481 --> 00:39:45,982 - Oh, I suddenly have the urge to hurt Buzz. 862 00:39:45,984 --> 00:39:47,917 - Relax, he's the perfect starter boyfriend, 863 00:39:47,919 --> 00:39:49,719 and we're about to separate their genitals 864 00:39:49,721 --> 00:39:51,821 by almost 1,000 Miles. 865 00:39:58,562 --> 00:40:00,130 - [Laughs] 866 00:40:00,132 --> 00:40:04,134 Yes, I'm your girlfriend. 867 00:40:13,911 --> 00:40:16,713 - You sure you want to do this? It's a pretty big deal. 868 00:40:16,715 --> 00:40:18,615 - Absolutely. [Horn honks] 869 00:40:18,617 --> 00:40:22,185 - Dave, stay off the horn! 870 00:40:22,187 --> 00:40:24,587 I'm gonna miss you, honey. 871 00:40:24,589 --> 00:40:26,189 I wish summer was starting now. 872 00:40:26,191 --> 00:40:29,959 - It'll be here before you know it. 873 00:40:29,961 --> 00:40:32,162 [Car engine starts] - Okay.