Chima.
A magical world of untamed nature,
Beauty and wonder.
From the mysterious mount cavora,
The chi falls provide life, harmony and power
To the animals who inhabit the land.
But the precious chi orbs, hunches of desire,
And the animals have become divided.
These are the legends of chima.
Episode five: "market day."
Huh? Ugh!
Oh, crooler, what happened?
I don't remember anything.
And that's why you shouldn't race
In this month's chi competition.
Nonsense.
I can beat any rider in chima.
That golden chi is mine.
Tell the ravens
We shall require their services.
The rest of their fee shall be paid upon delivery.
Up for a stroll through the market?
Sure. The big race isn't starting
For, oh, about a minute.
He-he-he. Come on, we have longer than that.
Rocks here. Get your rocks here.
Supplies are limited so order now.
Limited? You do know the world is, like, full of rocks.
Really?
Hey, we live in the world. So that means...
We're rich.
Yeah! We're rich!
For the price,
These hives give the best honey in all of...
Just take what you need, dude, and give what you can.
Hmm. I have a little trouble with giving,
But I definitely need this, this, this, this, and this.
Ha, ha. See you. Huh?
Oh, and that too. Huh.
Hey, guys. Who?
What? How's that?
Hello. Is everyone okay? Yes.
Fine, fine.
We're extraordinary.
Come on, let's go have a look at the wolf tent.
Members only. Oh, well, then can we join?
Check the board to see if you qualify.
Eris: But the only ones who can join are wolves.
And? There a problem with that?
Can you believe these guys?
What is it you need, my friend?
I have food and tools
And weapons and flowers, gadgets and gizmos,
And thingamajiggers and jiggermathings.
Anything you want.
Some of this stuff looks really familiar.
Didn't we just see that sign at the wolf tent?
And how'd you get that eagle contraption?
Ah. It's a contraption you want?
Don't worry. I make you good deal.
No, I wanna know how other tribes' stuff
Ended up in your booth.
Oh. Well, that, my friend, is a very interesting question.
Which I shall answer by saying...
Oh, look, it's skinnet the skunk.
Sorry.
Nose plugs. Get your nose plugs.
Hey, you just tripled the price.
Yes, and the closer he gets, the higher we'll raise it.
So buy now while they're on sale.
Hey, skinnet. You racing today?
You betcha.
And if I see you out there, I'll give you a little toot.
Sorry. Again.
Let's grab our rides and get out of here.
Wait. Where'd my speedor go?
Sorry, couldn't see anything through that skunk-cloud.
But your dad's just about to start the practice run.
Aah!
I need my speedor!
Welcome, citizens of chima,
To the monthly race for the golden chi.
Today, riders shall compete for the powerful golden orb
On a course chosen by the golden chi itself.
Today, the chi has chosen the terrible trail of tortures.
I'll go easy on you,
And get you when the real race starts.
Equila: Practice run begins.
Huh?
Razar: Huh?
That was easy. Can't wait for the real race.
Oh, no. They've already started their practice runs.
What'll I do?
Well, you can always borrow mine.
Thanks, but I need my speedor.
Its wheel is made from a tribe stone.
The rocks that fell from mount cavora,
As told in the great story.
That tribe stone wheel has been passed down
From generation to generation in my family
For a thousand years.
I must find it.
You think it was stolen?
I don't know.
But if it was, there's one tribe who would know.
Ravens. Huh?
No amount of ugly paint could hide that tribe stone wheel.
Oh, you like?
I make you very good deal on it, my friend.
No, you'll give it back to me right now
Because it's my speedor.
Whoa, whoa, my friend.
This looks nothing like your speedor.
Did your vehicle have these stylish stripes?
Laval: Not until you painted them on.
He's damaging the merchandise.
Whoa, we have a very strict
"you break it, you buy it" policy here, my friend.
So how much you pay?
I'm not paying you for my own speedor.
What, do you think I'm stupid?
No, of course not, my friend.
We have the highest regard for our customers.
I'm not your customer.
I'm the guy who owns the stuff you stole.
Okay, then I tell you what.
I'll give you 20 percent off. It's good deal, my friend.
No. It's my speedor.
Okay. Forty percent off. Our final offer.
You either take this incredible deal, or goodbye.
It's no deal. It's my speedor.
And I want it back. Now!
Okay, my absolute, bottom-line,
Ultra-final offer: 50 percent off.
Hey.
Laval, stop. It's not worth it.
I have a better idea.
Hey, I got an idea...
Huh?
Have any of you seen laval?
Strange. It's not like him to miss a practice run.
Longtooth, leonidas,
Find my son and make sure he's okay.
Have we got a deal for you.
Huh? Now you're talking, my friend.
What is in the box?
Something you don't have.
What? But we have everything.
Hey, this is a box of nothing.
Exactly.
We don't have one of those.
We don't? Why not?
Because it's very hard to have nothing
When you have everything. Hmm?
We need to get some of this nothing.
Can we steal it?
I don't think you can steal nothing.
There's nothing to steal.
Ravens: Hmm.
We'll gladly trade you for it.
You will? What do you want for this box of nothing?
Well, nothing doesn't come cheap.
So let's see.
How about that sweet, stripey speedor, please.
So you think...?
Hey, you've got nothing to lose.
It's a deal. The speedor
For that amazing box of nothing.
See? Nothing to it.
Brilliant, eris.
I can't believe they fell for it.
Ravens must be the dumbest tribe
In all of chima.
Have I got a deal for you.
It's the most incredible thing you've never seen.
A box of nothing.
Whoa, that sounds awesome.
What do you wanna trade for it?
For you, my friend, I make you good deal.
How about three speedorz?
Yeah!
Argh.
Laval. Where have you been?
The golden chi race is about to start.
I know, I know.
And what happened to your speedor?
Hey, laval, I think I have something in my eye.
Oh, it's that horrible paint job.
I don't get it.
You won't be laughing when I win
That golden chi over there.
Hey, does anything look strange to you about the golden chi?
Strange? Like how?
What in the name of cavora...?
Wait. That's no golden chi orb.
It's a rock, with gold paint on it.
What? How can that be?
You two were guarding it all this time.
Except when you went searching for laval.
Don't tell me someone stole the golden chi
And replaced it with a fake
Painted the same ugly color as my speedor.
Who would ever do that?
The ravens. They're gone.
Strange. It's not like them to leave the market early,
Especially when there's a profit to be made.
Come on. They can't be far.
Time to take these chi-stealing ravens
Off the market for a while.
Ravens! Stop right now and return the golden chi!
Huh?
My friend. So nice to see you again.
Might I remind you of our no-return policy on speedorz?
I'm not here about the speedor.
Of course. That speedor was a great deal,
Especially with such a quality custom paint job.
Those colors scream class.
Hey. Stop changing the subject.
You know I'm here about the chi.
What chi? Sorry, we've run out of time
On this limited time offer.
Get back here.
I'll never catch them using the main road.
Time to improvise.
Woo-hoo!
Objects in mirror are closer than they appear, raven.
What are you doing? I hope you have insurance.
Oh, the real damage is only just beginning.
Relax, my friend.
There's no need for anyone to get hurt here.
No one is getting hurt.
I was only planning to hurt your stuff.
No!
Please. You can attack us, but not our merchandise.
Yes, we'll do what you say.
Okay. I have three demands.
Oh, how about two?
You want that whole army to put you out of business?
Okay, okay. Three.
First, I want the golden chi.
Okay, so what do you guys think?
You're in luck, my friend.
We just happen to have some golden chi in stock.
Second, I want my speedor repainted.
Really? But it looks so classy.
Okay, okay, we'll paint it.
But understand,
We only messed with your speedor
To distract everyone,
So we could obtain the golden chi.
And that brings me to my third demand.
Who hired you for this?
Cragger. Hey, he pays very well.
Laval! Can't you just mind your own business for once?
Sorry, cragger. The only way anyone gets this chi
Is by winning it in the arena.
So stop trying to have the ravens steal it.
And stay away from my speedor too.
Oh, that was just a diversion,
So my birds could steal the chi.
Oh, yeah, and because I hate you.
Aw. Now you're just being mean.
No. Now I'm being mean.
Guards, attack the lion
And make him cry like a little baby.
Sorry, no tears today, tiny tail.
Hey. My tail's not tiny.
Whatever. I'm taking this chi back to where it belongs:
The arena.
Oh, yeah? You and what army?
That army over there.
Let him go. There are easier ways to get that golden chi.
Do I really have a small tail?
Mm.
Welcome back, citizens of chima,
To the race for the golden chi.
Hello, chima.
This is equila, your eagle eye in the sky,
Bringing you chi day play-by-play.
Hold onto your paws and claws, folks,
Because today's contest looks to be a race for the ages.
The riders, fearless. The course, merciless.
You don't just try to win the terrible trail of torture,
You fight to survive.
Let's turn now to that lion legend lagravis
For the start of the race.
And they're off!
Laval the lion gets a big start,
Followed closely behind by worriz the wolf
And eris the eagle as they head for their first obstacle:
The jungle gates!
Speed, precision and flames.
Equila: Oh!
Breezor the beaver takes a big spill
But his tribe cheers wildly.
Not for the crash, but for the chance to fix his speedor.
Beavers: Fix it. Fix it. Fix it.
If you thought those jungle gates were hot,
This ring of fire will have you in flames.
Whoa. Pretty fire colors.
Equila: Oh. Monkey see, monkey do, monkey crash.
And here comes skinnet the skunk
In last place.
And he hits his afterburners!
Skinnet: Sorry.
Sorry. Sorry.
What an incredible display of power and pyoo.
Skinnet: Oops. Sorry. Sorry.
Skinnet has just exploded into first place.
Equila: Uh, oh. Skinnet better get a second wind soon.
Oh, no.
Skinnet has transformed this ramp
Into an incredible skunk jump.
Sorry.
Equila: Big air for the riders.
Laval: Woo-hoo!
Watch them scatter.
Equila: Laval again takes the lead as he heads into the log bash.
The log what?
Ugh. Whoa!
Equila: Laval takes a log to the loins,
Allowing worriz to put his fur in first place.
Rogon versus log.
The rhino wins. But what's this?
A new competitor?
This contest just got even more interesting.
Top racer and croc king cragger has joined the fray,
As we reach the tower of power.
The harder racers hit,
The higher that boom fruit booms.
Whoa!
What are you doing, cragger?
Winning that golden chi, just like you suggested.
Ha!
Equila: Next up: The cave smash.
Does our race leader have what it takes
To bust through a solid wall of rocks?
Apparently not. But help is here.
The golden chi provides two new chi water obstacles.
Yes, folks, that's the chi fountain
And the ice tower of chi,
Both filled with the chi riders will need
To crash that cave smash.
Eris makes it look easy
As she snags the ice tower's chi.
As for bladvic...
Holy hibernation.
Those bears can fall asleep anywhere.
Equila: The cave smash. No match for eris and her chi.
As for worriz,
He's being passed by rogon.
Rocks: 1, rhinos: 0.
Why, rocks, why? I thought we were friends.
Equila: Eris leads as we reach the final stretch.
But what's this?
Woo-hoo!
The wolf takes first.
And the eagle can't make heads or tails
Of that head and tail that just flew past her. Uh-oh.
Huh?
Equila: And then there were three.
Forget it, cragger.
You can't steal that golden chi.
And you definitely won't win it either.
Well, I tried to play fair.
Huh?
Aah!
Worriz, you just rambled laval.
Yeah, crooler paid me to stop that lion.
Cragger: She did?
So I guess the victory will be mine.
No. The deal was only to not let the lion win.
Equila: Worriz wins the golden chi.
You okay?
Yeah. And you?
Better than him.
Crooler!
How could this happen?
Just get in the helicrocter.
I just wanted to win the golden chi.
You didn't believe in me.
So we had to have the ravens steal it.
Then you made a deal with the wolves for help
They win it instead
And still no golden chi.
Use it well.
Use it wisely.
So we don't have the golden chi,
But at least cragger didn't get it.
And we still have some time before the market closes.
What do you say?
Let's go. But this time, lock up your speedor.
Ha, ha. Will do.
Why? Why didn't you listen to me?
Being a great leader is not without its setbacks, you know.
Oh, will you quit it with the great leader stuff?
Every time you call me a great leader,
I end up getting hurt somehow.
Okay, brother, at least the ravens sent a gift
To apologize for failing to get you the golden chi.
Huh?
There's nothing in it.
I know. It's a box of nothing.
The ravens say it's the hottest gift in chima.
Really?
You're really lucky to have some nothing.
Somehow, I don't feel that lucky.
Now, would the great leader like to see our plan
To attack the eagle spire?
Argh. Do we have to keep fighting everyone?
Sure, why not?
We'll crush them all.
One of these days.