1 00:00:45,760 --> 00:00:47,160 D'oh! 2 00:00:59,990 --> 00:01:03,990 ♪ The Simpsons 25x01 ♪ Homerland Original Air Date on September 29, 2013 3 00:01:03,991 --> 00:01:07,491 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man 4 00:01:13,321 --> 00:01:15,589 America faces an ominous new threat-- 5 00:01:15,623 --> 00:01:17,457 terrorism. 6 00:01:17,492 --> 00:01:18,925 We must be vigilant, 7 00:01:18,960 --> 00:01:22,029 secure every home, every church, 8 00:01:22,063 --> 00:01:24,931 every Kwik-E-Mart and presidential library. 9 00:01:24,966 --> 00:01:26,266 I grew up 10 00:01:26,300 --> 00:01:27,567 in a little town in Arkansas, 11 00:01:27,602 --> 00:01:28,568 whose name, ironically, 12 00:01:28,603 --> 00:01:29,936 was Terrorism. 13 00:01:41,616 --> 00:01:45,652 Ooh, there's new marshmallows in the Belfast Charms! 14 00:01:45,686 --> 00:01:48,388 No! No, that's Bart's cereal. 15 00:01:48,423 --> 00:01:51,958 It's the only way I can get him to take 16 00:01:51,993 --> 00:01:54,261 his "vitamins." 17 00:01:56,297 --> 00:01:58,265 Eat up. 18 00:01:58,299 --> 00:02:00,667 The sum of the square roots of any two sides 19 00:02:00,701 --> 00:02:02,469 of an isosceles triangle is equal 20 00:02:02,503 --> 00:02:04,104 to the square root of the remaining side. 21 00:02:04,138 --> 00:02:05,906 That's not right. Yes, it is. 22 00:02:05,940 --> 00:02:08,442 They're my lines as the Scarecrow in The Wizard of Oz. 23 00:02:08,476 --> 00:02:11,078 Okay, I'm ready for the Nuclear Workers Convention. 24 00:02:11,112 --> 00:02:14,681 It's a little sad-- the guys who did the funny skit last year, 25 00:02:14,715 --> 00:02:16,316 well, they're all very sick. 26 00:02:16,350 --> 00:02:17,884 Did you pack everything you need? 27 00:02:17,919 --> 00:02:19,152 Even better. 28 00:02:19,187 --> 00:02:22,389 I never unpacked from the time we went to Hawaii. 29 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:27,494 Whoo! 30 00:02:27,528 --> 00:02:29,996 My lava's almost cooled! 31 00:02:33,201 --> 00:02:35,602 I'm still cold. 32 00:02:35,636 --> 00:02:39,806 Oh, a whole weekend away from my family. 33 00:02:39,841 --> 00:02:42,375 I can't believe I have to miss taking the kids 34 00:02:42,410 --> 00:02:44,678 to buy gym uniforms. 35 00:02:44,712 --> 00:02:46,713 Send me a picture? 36 00:02:49,050 --> 00:02:50,183 Poor guy. 37 00:02:50,218 --> 00:02:51,852 Salt of the earth. 38 00:02:56,257 --> 00:02:59,159 Convention! Convention! 39 00:02:59,193 --> 00:03:01,995 Convention! Convention! 40 00:03:02,029 --> 00:03:03,563 Convention! 41 00:03:03,598 --> 00:03:05,600 Oxygen masks on. 42 00:03:05,625 --> 00:03:06,904 Convention! 43 00:03:07,394 --> 00:03:08,904 Convention! 44 00:03:20,279 --> 00:03:21,684 Man I love conventions. 45 00:03:21,709 --> 00:03:24,580 Yeah, they’re the perfect combination of work and binge drinking. 46 00:03:24,605 --> 00:03:27,220 Now look guys, we are here for one important reason. 47 00:03:27,245 --> 00:03:29,100 To get free swag. 48 00:03:29,125 --> 00:03:32,775 Swag, I'm gonna grab forever. 49 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:35,759 Somethin' I really don't need. Swag! 50 00:03:35,784 --> 00:03:38,652 I'm gonna have 40 key chains. 51 00:03:38,677 --> 00:03:41,081 And I don't even have 40 keys. 52 00:03:41,106 --> 00:03:41,829 Swag! 53 00:03:41,854 --> 00:03:43,223 Interested in learning a procedure 54 00:03:43,248 --> 00:03:44,673 that could save your life? 55 00:03:44,674 --> 00:03:47,240 ♪ More free stuff ♪ 56 00:03:47,241 --> 00:03:49,176 ♪ More free stuff ♪ Uh, all I have are these spec sheets. 57 00:03:49,210 --> 00:03:50,410 ♪ More free stuff, more free stuff ♪ 58 00:03:50,444 --> 00:03:52,579 ♪ Swag! 59 00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:01,121 There's that woman I always have 60 00:04:01,155 --> 00:04:03,590 a "same time next year" affair with. 61 00:04:05,626 --> 00:04:07,060 And she's with her frumpy friend 62 00:04:07,094 --> 00:04:08,962 I always have dinner with when you two disappear. 63 00:04:08,996 --> 00:04:10,297 Mm-hmm-hmm. 64 00:04:11,332 --> 00:04:14,067 Put up your nukes! 65 00:04:14,101 --> 00:04:15,368 Halpern! 66 00:04:15,403 --> 00:04:17,370 Hey-hey! The wild man of Wichita! 67 00:04:17,405 --> 00:04:18,772 I still haven't forgiven you 68 00:04:18,806 --> 00:04:20,874 for putting that dead goat in my bed. 69 00:04:20,908 --> 00:04:23,176 He wasn't dead till you rolled over on him! Ha! 70 00:04:23,211 --> 00:04:24,311 Oh, yeah. Take that. 71 00:04:24,345 --> 00:04:25,812 In your face, boy. 72 00:04:25,846 --> 00:04:27,314 Ow! Ow! Hey! 73 00:04:29,016 --> 00:04:31,084 I'll kill you! You son of a...! 74 00:04:31,118 --> 00:04:33,086 Oh, come here, you. 75 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:36,590 Oh... Ah, yeah. 76 00:04:36,624 --> 00:04:41,995 It could be, if we introduce, Sherman from I.T... To my good friend spike. 77 00:04:42,029 --> 00:04:44,331 Halpern, what will you think of next? 78 00:04:44,365 --> 00:04:45,999 Nothing. This is it. 79 00:04:46,033 --> 00:04:48,301 Hey, here's a brainstorm for you. 80 00:04:48,336 --> 00:04:52,005 Check if it's plugged in before you call I.T.! 81 00:04:52,039 --> 00:04:54,341 You think I like talking you monkeys 82 00:04:54,375 --> 00:04:56,509 through a password change?! 83 00:05:03,985 --> 00:05:05,986 To texting! 84 00:05:10,524 --> 00:05:11,925 Hello. 85 00:05:11,959 --> 00:05:13,760 Where's Homer? 86 00:05:13,794 --> 00:05:16,630 Homer, Homer-- when did I see him last? 87 00:05:16,664 --> 00:05:17,631 Geez, I don't know. 88 00:05:19,066 --> 00:05:21,534 Yeah, Homer's a great guy, but that doesn't mean 89 00:05:21,569 --> 00:05:24,204 I constantly think about whether he's still alive or not. 90 00:05:29,443 --> 00:05:31,945 You're taking a picture of 'em in their moment of grief? 91 00:05:31,979 --> 00:05:33,179 It's okay. 92 00:05:33,214 --> 00:05:35,548 This camera has an "auto cheer" feature. 93 00:05:37,351 --> 00:05:38,518 Aw... Aw... 94 00:05:38,552 --> 00:05:40,520 Well, he's not in the Boise morgue. 95 00:05:40,554 --> 00:05:42,722 Maybe he was mistaken for a dead elephant 96 00:05:42,757 --> 00:05:44,858 and flown back to Kenya. 97 00:05:44,892 --> 00:05:46,860 You're talking about my husband. 98 00:05:46,894 --> 00:05:49,896 To spare your feelings, we'll just call him the Blob. 99 00:05:49,930 --> 00:05:52,271 Two to one says the Blob is 100 00:05:52,296 --> 00:05:54,566 stuck in the water-intake pipe at the reservoir. 101 00:05:54,568 --> 00:05:58,705 Please, I need people here who are helpful and sensitive. 102 00:05:58,739 --> 00:06:01,074 Sorry I'm late, everyone. I had some trouble 103 00:06:01,108 --> 00:06:03,543 getting the voice mails off the 9-1-1 line. 104 00:06:03,577 --> 00:06:06,046 Why does everyone have to talk so fast and panicky? 105 00:06:06,080 --> 00:06:09,349 A man with a gun is in my house. 106 00:06:09,383 --> 00:06:10,517 Gibberish. 107 00:06:16,223 --> 00:06:18,258 Hello, everyone. 108 00:06:18,292 --> 00:06:20,560 Homie! What happened to you? 109 00:06:20,594 --> 00:06:23,330 I overslept, lost my cell phone, missed my flight. 110 00:06:23,364 --> 00:06:25,265 Why didn't you call us? 111 00:06:25,299 --> 00:06:27,267 Well, all the pay phones at the airport 112 00:06:27,301 --> 00:06:29,235 were replaced by self-serve yogurt. 113 00:06:29,270 --> 00:06:32,572 I ate all the cookie dough toppings a man could want. 114 00:06:32,606 --> 00:06:35,575 So many cookies will never be born. 115 00:06:35,609 --> 00:06:37,644 Well, I guess all that matters is, 116 00:06:37,678 --> 00:06:40,680 everything's back to normal. 117 00:06:57,231 --> 00:06:59,933 Yes. Back to normal. 118 00:07:07,707 --> 00:07:09,341 Dear Christian God... 119 00:07:09,375 --> 00:07:11,843 Hey! Sorry. Dear God-- 120 00:07:11,878 --> 00:07:13,512 you know which one I mean-- 121 00:07:13,546 --> 00:07:15,914 thank you for returning our Homie. 122 00:07:15,948 --> 00:07:19,151 He's still got a lot of unfinished business down here. 123 00:07:20,620 --> 00:07:22,220 Amen. 124 00:07:22,255 --> 00:07:24,623 I'm glad you're back, Dad. 125 00:07:24,657 --> 00:07:27,559 It's hard to sleep with one unkissed cheek. 126 00:07:27,593 --> 00:07:29,561 Yeah, it's tough being man of the house. 127 00:07:29,595 --> 00:07:31,463 You left some big underpants to fill. 128 00:07:31,497 --> 00:07:33,965 I didn't know they made Underoos in size 52. 129 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:35,901 They're called Superoos, son. 130 00:07:35,935 --> 00:07:38,403 With pictures of the cast of The Expendables. 131 00:07:38,438 --> 00:07:41,440 More like The Expandables. 132 00:07:42,975 --> 00:07:44,543 Why didn't you strangle me? 133 00:07:44,577 --> 00:07:47,779 That kind of small-scale violence solves nothing. 134 00:07:47,814 --> 00:07:49,281 Couldn't agree more. 135 00:07:49,315 --> 00:07:50,882 Now to celebrate. 136 00:07:50,917 --> 00:07:54,920 Ta-da! Pork chops crusted with Cheeto dust. 137 00:07:58,825 --> 00:08:01,526 Uh, I'll pass on the pork. 138 00:08:05,598 --> 00:08:09,334 I'll just enjoy these green beans with slivered almonds. 139 00:08:09,368 --> 00:08:11,970 Mmm, so slivered. 140 00:08:12,004 --> 00:08:14,005 Mmm. 141 00:08:16,976 --> 00:08:20,946 Bart, why is the dad I always wished for creeping me out? 142 00:08:20,980 --> 00:08:24,549 I don't know. 'Cause you're incapable of experiencing joy? 143 00:08:24,584 --> 00:08:26,118 Yay. 144 00:08:26,152 --> 00:08:27,519 Point taken. 145 00:08:27,553 --> 00:08:29,788 Dad, what's that on your lap? 146 00:08:29,822 --> 00:08:30,956 A napkin. 147 00:08:34,494 --> 00:08:36,094 Glad you're back, buddy. 148 00:08:36,129 --> 00:08:38,463 You got a lot of catching up to do. 149 00:08:47,206 --> 00:08:49,775 Can I just get a glass of water? 150 00:08:49,809 --> 00:08:52,277 Water? That stuff killed my grandmother. 151 00:08:52,311 --> 00:08:54,980 So sad. 152 00:09:00,319 --> 00:09:01,887 I've been having 153 00:09:01,921 --> 00:09:04,156 snuggle dreams. 154 00:09:04,190 --> 00:09:07,159 Marge, I changed in Boise. 155 00:09:07,193 --> 00:09:10,162 I'm not sure a man who eats right and doesn't drink 156 00:09:10,196 --> 00:09:11,563 can be good in bed. 157 00:09:11,597 --> 00:09:13,999 Well, what made you...? You're so beautiful 158 00:09:14,033 --> 00:09:17,169 when I cut you off in the middle of a question. 159 00:09:20,473 --> 00:09:22,941 Oh. Oh, my. 160 00:09:22,975 --> 00:09:24,743 What's that thing you're doing? 161 00:09:24,777 --> 00:09:27,179 Moving my body. 162 00:09:27,213 --> 00:09:29,681 Oh. 163 00:09:33,286 --> 00:09:35,887 Don't you think it's weird that Dad stopped eating pork 164 00:09:35,922 --> 00:09:37,322 and drinking beer? 165 00:09:37,356 --> 00:09:38,824 Who cares what happened? 166 00:09:38,858 --> 00:09:40,358 Daddy's back. 167 00:09:54,106 --> 00:09:56,575 Something happened to Dad on that trip. 168 00:09:56,609 --> 00:09:58,410 This is worse than when he went to New Orleans 169 00:09:58,411 --> 00:10:00,712 and came back with a Southern accent. 170 00:10:00,746 --> 00:10:03,215 Uh, how y'all doin'? 171 00:10:08,921 --> 00:10:11,321 Chief Wiggum, how come every time there's a terrorist chatter 172 00:10:11,324 --> 00:10:13,725 in this town, you come to me? Lay off, Apu. 173 00:10:13,759 --> 00:10:15,727 When I look at people, I don't see colors. 174 00:10:15,761 --> 00:10:18,630 I just see crackpot religions. Chief, is there 175 00:10:18,664 --> 00:10:21,066 really a terrorist threat to Springfield? 176 00:10:21,100 --> 00:10:24,469 Yeah. I got a very important phone call. 177 00:10:24,503 --> 00:10:26,271 Yello? 178 00:10:26,305 --> 00:10:28,106 Is this line secure? 179 00:10:28,140 --> 00:10:30,775 Uh, it's a little jiggly but it'll hold. 180 00:10:30,810 --> 00:10:34,613 We got intel-- uh, that's short for a word I don't know... 181 00:10:34,647 --> 00:10:36,781 Intelligence? I don't believe so, no. 182 00:10:36,816 --> 00:10:40,886 Anyway, this intel says that someone in town has been turned 183 00:10:40,920 --> 00:10:43,488 and they're working for terrorists. 184 00:10:43,522 --> 00:10:46,391 Now, I got to go check my other suspects. 185 00:10:46,425 --> 00:10:48,226 Uh-huh. 186 00:10:48,261 --> 00:10:50,362 But I may be back. 187 00:10:53,599 --> 00:10:56,101 Huh? 188 00:10:56,135 --> 00:10:59,104 Dad's kneeling on a prayer mat. 189 00:10:59,138 --> 00:11:01,773 He doesn't believe in kneeling. 190 00:11:05,478 --> 00:11:08,513 Huh? It looks like he's praying. 191 00:11:09,548 --> 00:11:12,117 To the east. The Middle East. 192 00:11:12,151 --> 00:11:13,785 Mecca. 193 00:11:20,793 --> 00:11:22,894 He's targeting the nuclear plant. 194 00:11:27,700 --> 00:11:29,668 Meow? 195 00:11:29,702 --> 00:11:31,937 If you are a cat, prove it. 196 00:11:31,971 --> 00:11:34,940 Do you hate Mondays, like Garfield? 197 00:11:34,974 --> 00:11:37,842 And do you love lasagna, like me? 198 00:11:37,877 --> 00:11:39,277 Meow. 199 00:11:39,312 --> 00:11:41,346 Okay then. 200 00:11:46,319 --> 00:11:48,887 Mom, I have to tell you something about Dad, 201 00:11:48,921 --> 00:11:50,121 something big! 202 00:11:50,156 --> 00:11:53,491 I know. He's changed. 203 00:11:53,526 --> 00:11:54,559 Exactly. 204 00:11:54,593 --> 00:11:55,794 For the better. 205 00:11:55,828 --> 00:11:57,362 And men don't change that way. 206 00:11:57,396 --> 00:11:58,069 But-but... 207 00:11:58,094 --> 00:11:59,831 Do you know what we're doing on Sunday? 208 00:11:59,832 --> 00:12:02,367 Brunch with the Hibberts. Then the tile store. 209 00:12:02,401 --> 00:12:06,771 He's like a husband in a widow's memory-- perfect. 210 00:12:09,442 --> 00:12:11,409 Perfect. 211 00:12:11,444 --> 00:12:13,678 Perfect. 212 00:12:21,620 --> 00:12:23,922 FBI. 213 00:12:23,956 --> 00:12:26,157 I think someone I love is a terrorist. 214 00:12:26,192 --> 00:12:27,759 Does that make me crazy? 215 00:12:27,793 --> 00:12:29,761 No, no. Not at all. 216 00:12:29,795 --> 00:12:32,764 It took me two hours to get home. Traffic was crazy. 217 00:12:32,798 --> 00:12:34,599 Are you people talking about me? 218 00:12:34,633 --> 00:12:36,768 No. We're not even here right now. 219 00:12:47,813 --> 00:12:49,781 742 Evergreen Terrace. I'll be right there. 220 00:12:49,815 --> 00:12:51,716 And don't believe what you've heard about me. 221 00:12:51,751 --> 00:12:54,753 I haven't heard anything about you except from you. 222 00:12:56,455 --> 00:12:59,624 Hanging up the receiver, eh? 223 00:12:59,658 --> 00:13:01,526 How much did you hear? 224 00:13:01,560 --> 00:13:02,861 How much did you say? 225 00:13:02,895 --> 00:13:03,928 Nothing, really. 226 00:13:03,963 --> 00:13:06,097 So I heard half of nothing. 227 00:13:06,132 --> 00:13:09,134 Dad, you're scary when you're calm and focused. 228 00:13:09,168 --> 00:13:11,870 Lisa, I'll miss you when this is all over. 229 00:13:11,904 --> 00:13:13,238 When what's all over? 230 00:13:13,272 --> 00:13:15,240 This conversation. 231 00:13:15,274 --> 00:13:17,442 See you on the other side. 232 00:13:17,476 --> 00:13:18,777 What other side? 233 00:13:18,811 --> 00:13:20,712 Of the house. Where the fireplace is. 234 00:13:20,746 --> 00:13:22,447 We're toasting marshmallows. 235 00:13:22,481 --> 00:13:24,215 Marsh... 236 00:13:24,250 --> 00:13:26,451 mallows. 237 00:13:37,045 --> 00:13:39,013 I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you? 238 00:13:39,047 --> 00:13:40,848 Agent Crawford, FBI. 239 00:13:40,882 --> 00:13:43,083 You guys know I don't talk to field agents. 240 00:13:43,118 --> 00:13:44,919 Get your boss on the phone. 241 00:13:44,953 --> 00:13:47,554 I'm not here for you. I'm here for your dad. 242 00:13:47,589 --> 00:13:49,556 What do you want with his dad? 243 00:13:49,591 --> 00:13:51,191 Go back to sleep, Milhouse. 244 00:13:51,226 --> 00:13:52,593 How do you know my name? 245 00:13:52,627 --> 00:13:55,129 I didn't. But I do now. 246 00:13:56,131 --> 00:13:58,299 Don't talk. Okay. 247 00:13:58,333 --> 00:13:59,967 I want you to know I'm the best there is 248 00:14:00,001 --> 00:14:01,392 at finding out what you're up to. 249 00:14:01,417 --> 00:14:02,002 Ooh. 250 00:14:02,003 --> 00:14:04,138 I can torture you. I can give you incredible sex. 251 00:14:04,172 --> 00:14:06,373 Or you can just tell me what I want to know. 252 00:14:06,408 --> 00:14:07,384 What was the first one again? 253 00:14:07,409 --> 00:14:08,409 I see. 254 00:14:08,410 --> 00:14:10,210 You're stupid. Hey. 255 00:14:10,245 --> 00:14:12,212 I'm the one in bed with two beautiful women. 256 00:14:13,248 --> 00:14:16,150 You think I'm beautiful? Oh! 257 00:14:16,184 --> 00:14:18,118 In a breaking-and-entering kind of way. 258 00:14:18,153 --> 00:14:20,120 Well, give me something, or I'm not leaving. 259 00:14:21,923 --> 00:14:25,326 Let's just say I've got to get to work on time. 260 00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:28,729 And if you knew me, you'd know just how odd that sounds. 261 00:14:28,763 --> 00:14:30,597 Who are you talking to? 262 00:14:30,632 --> 00:14:32,166 No one. 263 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:35,302 You're in too deep, Annie. Get out. 264 00:14:35,337 --> 00:14:37,304 Are you real, or my imagination? 265 00:14:37,339 --> 00:14:39,707 Either way, my advice is sound. 266 00:14:41,309 --> 00:14:43,944 I love my job. 267 00:14:43,979 --> 00:14:48,349 HOMER ♪ It is the climax 268 00:14:48,383 --> 00:14:50,284 ♪ What everything's been 269 00:14:50,318 --> 00:14:54,755 ♪ Buil... 270 00:14:54,789 --> 00:14:56,323 ♪ Di-ing to 271 00:14:56,358 --> 00:15:01,362 ♪ Hope it pays off for you 272 00:15:01,396 --> 00:15:02,796 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh. 273 00:15:04,332 --> 00:15:05,666 What you got there, Homer? 274 00:15:05,700 --> 00:15:07,201 Weird thing under a tarp. 275 00:15:07,235 --> 00:15:09,870 That's what I thought. Have a good one. 276 00:15:09,904 --> 00:15:12,539 You laugh now, but you won't be laughing soon. 277 00:15:12,574 --> 00:15:14,508 He's right, because now I go back 278 00:15:14,542 --> 00:15:16,977 to remembering that my cat just died. 279 00:15:17,012 --> 00:15:19,513 He's in. 280 00:15:19,547 --> 00:15:22,349 One sunrise burrito, please. 281 00:15:22,384 --> 00:15:23,317 Fine! 282 00:15:26,154 --> 00:15:28,389 Facial recognition required. 283 00:15:29,858 --> 00:15:31,592 Welcome, Mr. Burns. 284 00:15:44,439 --> 00:15:45,806 Dad? 285 00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:47,474 Huh? How'd you get in here? 286 00:15:47,509 --> 00:15:49,877 Girl Scout cookies get you in anywhere. 287 00:15:49,911 --> 00:15:51,311 Please don't do this, Dad. 288 00:15:51,346 --> 00:15:53,514 I don't know what horrors you saw in Boise, 289 00:15:53,548 --> 00:15:55,916 but it's not worth blowing up everyone you love. 290 00:15:55,950 --> 00:15:57,418 I'm not blowing up the plant. 291 00:15:57,452 --> 00:15:58,819 Oh. 292 00:15:58,853 --> 00:16:00,254 Just harmlessly stopping it 293 00:16:00,288 --> 00:16:02,723 from doing more damage to Mother Earth. 294 00:16:02,757 --> 00:16:04,158 Is that something 295 00:16:04,192 --> 00:16:06,093 your terrorist masters told you to tell me? 296 00:16:06,127 --> 00:16:07,761 Yes. 297 00:16:07,796 --> 00:16:10,998 My terrorist masters are always talking about you, Lisa. 298 00:16:11,032 --> 00:16:15,302 I missed my flight, so I got in a van... 299 00:16:21,242 --> 00:16:23,210 ...with some eco-friendly activists. 300 00:16:23,244 --> 00:16:25,345 They wanted gas, grass or ass, 301 00:16:25,380 --> 00:16:27,881 and, brother, I had the ass. 302 00:16:27,916 --> 00:16:30,250 They taught me something I found shocking. 303 00:16:30,285 --> 00:16:33,387 Pigs aren't happy to be made into pork chops. 304 00:16:33,421 --> 00:16:35,722 This T-shirt lied to me. 305 00:16:35,757 --> 00:16:39,393 And they also gave me an alcohol detox. 306 00:16:39,427 --> 00:16:41,495 ♪ Nothing's shakin' on Shakedown Street ♪ 307 00:16:43,698 --> 00:16:45,899 ♪ Used to be the heart of town 308 00:16:47,902 --> 00:16:50,871 ♪ Don't tell me this town ain't got no heart... ♪ 309 00:16:50,905 --> 00:16:52,606 Oh! Oh! 310 00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:56,376 Oh, I've been listening to this song for three days, 311 00:16:56,411 --> 00:16:59,613 and it's only the end of the first verse! 312 00:16:59,647 --> 00:17:01,882 But I saw you praying to Mecca. 313 00:17:01,916 --> 00:17:04,785 Lisa, I've never prayed to a city in my life, 314 00:17:04,819 --> 00:17:07,721 and if I did, it would be Hershey, Pennsylvania. 315 00:17:07,755 --> 00:17:10,824 I was kneeling on the affirmation rug they gave me. 316 00:17:11,659 --> 00:17:13,594 See? 317 00:17:13,628 --> 00:17:15,162 Ow, this rug is hard on my knees. 318 00:17:15,196 --> 00:17:16,597 Ow, this rug is hard on my knees. 319 00:17:16,631 --> 00:17:17,965 Ow, this rug is hard on my knees. 320 00:17:17,999 --> 00:17:20,434 But wait, wait, wait. What is this? 321 00:17:20,468 --> 00:17:22,736 Lisa, the most horrible truth of all is, 322 00:17:22,770 --> 00:17:26,440 the plant where I work poisons our water and our air. 323 00:17:26,474 --> 00:17:28,742 I've told you that a million times. 324 00:17:28,776 --> 00:17:32,446 Aw, sweetie, you told me a thousand things a million times. 325 00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:35,182 Even with a brain the size of a dinosaur's, 326 00:17:35,216 --> 00:17:36,950 I couldn't take that in. 327 00:17:36,985 --> 00:17:38,752 Anyhoo, this canister 328 00:17:38,786 --> 00:17:41,822 is full of spoiled milk and utility-grade chicken, 329 00:17:41,856 --> 00:17:44,458 both sold to me by Apu this morning. 330 00:17:44,492 --> 00:17:45,826 When I release it 331 00:17:45,860 --> 00:17:47,594 into the AC system, 332 00:17:47,629 --> 00:17:49,930 it'll stink up the plant forever. 333 00:17:49,964 --> 00:17:53,100 No one can use it, but no one gets hurt. 334 00:17:53,134 --> 00:17:55,836 Just like when I smell up the toilet. 335 00:17:55,870 --> 00:17:56,837 Huh? 336 00:17:59,874 --> 00:18:00,841 There he is. 337 00:18:00,875 --> 00:18:02,709 Use your fattest handcuffs. 338 00:18:02,744 --> 00:18:04,511 Hey. Uh, it's not what you think, Lou. 339 00:18:04,546 --> 00:18:05,646 Lou, Lou, Lou. 340 00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:06,647 Lou-Lou-Lou-Lou-Lou...! 341 00:18:08,049 --> 00:18:10,117 I can complete my dad's mission 342 00:18:10,151 --> 00:18:12,719 just like George W. Bush. 343 00:18:12,754 --> 00:18:15,522 I can't shoot a little girl. 344 00:18:15,557 --> 00:18:17,124 Ah, damn it! 345 00:18:17,158 --> 00:18:18,692 There's some things they just don't teach you 346 00:18:18,726 --> 00:18:22,262 in the police academy... movies. 347 00:18:33,708 --> 00:18:35,509 We did it, Dad. We did it. 348 00:18:35,543 --> 00:18:36,877 We sure did. 349 00:18:37,912 --> 00:18:40,180 You weren't shot. 350 00:18:40,215 --> 00:18:42,916 No, I was just up late watching a movie. 351 00:18:42,951 --> 00:18:45,719 Something with William Holden and... 352 00:18:51,926 --> 00:18:53,894 Your plan failed. 353 00:18:53,928 --> 00:18:55,249 Thank God this plant has never had 354 00:18:55,263 --> 00:18:56,663 a functioning air conditioner. 355 00:18:56,698 --> 00:18:58,365 Wait a minute, Burns. 356 00:18:58,399 --> 00:19:00,167 You don't have a functioning AC system at a nuclear plant? 357 00:19:00,201 --> 00:19:01,568 That's against the law. 358 00:19:01,603 --> 00:19:03,203 That's impossible. 359 00:19:03,238 --> 00:19:05,005 Smithers, didn't we move this plant to China? 360 00:19:05,039 --> 00:19:06,406 Sir, that's two years from now, 361 00:19:06,441 --> 00:19:07,908 and you're not supposed to tell anyone. 362 00:19:07,942 --> 00:19:08,976 Oopsie. 363 00:19:10,712 --> 00:19:13,113 There isn't a prison made that can hold me. 364 00:19:13,147 --> 00:19:15,282 Prisons are still made of mud and wattles, right? 365 00:19:15,316 --> 00:19:18,919 No. Concrete. 366 00:19:18,953 --> 00:19:21,255 You know, Dad, just because your mission's complete, 367 00:19:21,289 --> 00:19:24,291 it doesn't mean you have to go back to pork eating 368 00:19:24,325 --> 00:19:26,727 and beer... drinking. 369 00:19:26,761 --> 00:19:28,862 A beer from the sky! 370 00:19:28,896 --> 00:19:31,265 It's a sign! 371 00:19:34,068 --> 00:19:36,036 Yeah, this equipment will pay for itself 372 00:19:36,070 --> 00:19:37,671 in one night of binging. 373 00:19:40,808 --> 00:19:44,611 I wish a mission could bring me closer to someone, but it can't. 374 00:19:44,646 --> 00:19:47,748 Okay, it's time for me to walk alone into the sunset. 375 00:19:50,418 --> 00:19:51,985 That's better. 376 00:20:13,232 --> 00:20:16,234 Amazingly, the hamster's older than I am. 377 00:20:17,803 --> 00:20:22,803 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man 378 00:21:02,576 --> 00:21:03,904 Shh!