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Skinner!
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D'oh!
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America faces
an ominous new threat-
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Terrorism.
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We must be vigilant,
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Secure every home,
every church,
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Every kwik-e-mart
and presidential library.
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President clinton:
I grew up
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In a little town in arkansas,
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Whose name, ironically,
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Was terrorism.
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Ooh, there's new marshmallows
in the belfast charms!
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No! No, that's
bart's cereal.
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It's the only way
I can get him to take
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His "vitamins."
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Eat up.
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The sum of the square roots
of any two sides
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Of an isosceles triangle
is equal
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To the square root
of the remaining side.
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That's not right.
Yes, it is.
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They're my lines as the
scarecrow in the wizard of oz.
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Okay, I'm ready for
the nuclear workers convention.
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It's a little sad- the guys who
did the funny skit last year,
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Well, they're all very sick.
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Did you pack
everything you need?
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Even better.
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I never unpacked from the time
we went to hawaii.
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Whoo!
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My lava's almost cooled!
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I'm still cold.
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Oh, a whole weekend
away from my family.
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I can't believe
I have to miss taking the kids
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To buy gym uniforms.
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Send me a picture?
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Poor guy.
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Salt of the earth.
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All
Convention! Convention!
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Convention! Convention!
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Convention!
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Stewardess:
Oxygen masks on.
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Convention!
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Man, I love
conventions.
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Yeah, they're
the perfect combination
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Of work
and binge drinking.
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Now, look, guys, we are here
for one important reason-
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To get free swag!
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Â♪ swag! I'm gonna grab forever
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Â♪ stuff that I really
don't need, swag! Â♪
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Â♪ I'm gonna have 40 key chains
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Â♪ and I don't even have
40 keys, swag! Â♪
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Interested in
learning a procedure
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That could save
your life?
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Â♪ more free
stuff, more free stuff Â♪
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Â♪ more free stuff,
more free stuff Â♪
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Â♪ more free stuff uh, all
I have are these spec sheets.
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Â♪ more free stuff,
more free stuff Â♪
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All:
Â♪ swag!
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there's that
woman I always have
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A "same time next
year" affair with.
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And she's with
her frumpy friend
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I always have dinner with
when you two disappear.
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Mm-hmm-hmm.
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Put up your nukes!
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Halpern!
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Hey-hey! The wild
man of wichita!
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I still haven't
forgiven you
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For putting that dead goat
in my bed.
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He wasn't dead till you
rolled over on him! Ha!
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Oh, yeah.
Take that.
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In your face, boy.
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Ow! Ow!
Hey!
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I'll kill you!
You son of a...!
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oh, come here, you.
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Oh...
Ah, yeah.
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Some party, huh?
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It could be,
if we introduce
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Sherman from I.T...
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To my good friend spike.
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Halpern, what will you
think of next?
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Nothing.
This is it.
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Hey,
here's a brainstorm for you.
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Check if it's plugged in
before you call I.T.!
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You think I like
talking you monkeys
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Through a password change?!
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To texting!
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Hello.
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Where's homer?
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Homer, homer- when
did I see him last?
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Geez, I
don't know.
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Yeah, homer's a great guy,
but that doesn't mean
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I constantly think about
whether he's still alive or not.
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You're taking a picture of
'em in their moment of grief?
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It's okay.
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This camera has
an "auto cheer" feature.
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Aw...
Aw...
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Well, he's not
in the boise morgue.
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Maybe he was mistaken
for a dead elephant
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And flown back to kenya.
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You're talking
about my husband.
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To spare your feelings,
we'll just call him the blob.
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Two to one says the blob is stuck in
the water-intake pipe at the reservoir.
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Please, I need people here
who are helpful and sensitive.
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Sorry I'm late, everyone.
I had some trouble
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Getting the voice mails
off the 9-1-1 line.
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Why does everyone have to talk
so fast and panicky?
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Man
A man with a gun is in my house.
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Gibberish.
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Hello, everyone.
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Homie! What happened to you?
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I overslept, lost my cell
phone, missed my flight.
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Why didn't you call us?
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Well, all the pay phones
at the airport
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Were replaced
by self-serve yogurt.
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I ate all the cookie dough
toppings a man could want.
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So many cookies
will never be born.
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Well, I guess
all that matters is,
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Everything's
back to normal.
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Â♪
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Yes. Back to normal.
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Dear christian god...
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Hey!
Sorry. Dear god-
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You know which
one I mean-
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Thank you for
returning our homie.
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He's still got a lot of
unfinished business down here.
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Amen.
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I'm glad you're back, dad.
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It's hard to sleep
with one unkissed cheek.
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Yeah, it's tough being man
of the house.
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You left some big underpants
to fill.
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I didn't know they made
underoos in size 52.
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They're called
superoos, son.
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With pictures of the cast
of the expendables.
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More like the expandables.
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Why didn't you
strangle me?
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That kind of small-scale
violence solves nothing.
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Couldn't agree more.
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Now to celebrate.
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Ta-da! Pork chops
crusted with cheeto dust.
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Uh, I'll pass
on the pork.
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I'll just enjoy these green
beans with slivered almonds.
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Mmm, so slivered.
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Mmm.
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Bart, why is the dad I always
wished for creeping me out?
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I don't know. 'cause you're
incapable of experiencing joy?
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Yay.
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Point taken.
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Dad, what's that
on your lap?
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A napkin.
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Glad you're back, buddy.
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You got a lot
of catching up to do.
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Can I just get a glass of water?
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Water? That stuff killed
my grandmother.
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So sad.
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I've been having
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Snuggle dreams.
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Marge, I changed in boise.
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I'm not sure a man
who eats right and doesn't drink
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Can be good in bed.
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Well, what made you...?
You're so beautiful
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When I cut you off in
the middle of a question.
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oh. Oh, my.
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What's that thing
you're doing?
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Homer
Moving my body.
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Marge
Oh.
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Don't you think it's weird
that dad stopped eating pork
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And drinking beer?
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Who cares
what happened?
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Daddy's back.
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Something happened to dad
on that trip.
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This is worse than when he went
to new orleans
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And came back
with a southern accent.
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Uh, how y'all doin'?
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Chief wiggum, how come every
time there's a terrorist chatter
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In this town, you come
to me? Lay off, apu.
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When I look at people,
I don't see colors.
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I just see crackpot
religions. Chief, is there
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Really a terrorist threat
to springfield?
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Yeah. I got
a very important phone call.
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yello?
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Man:
Is this line secure?
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Uh, it's a little jiggly
but it'll hold.
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We got intel- uh, that's short
for a word I don't know...
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Intelligence?
I don't believe so, no.
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Anyway, this intel says that
someone in town has been turned
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And they're working
for terrorists.
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Now, I got to go check
my other suspects.
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Uh-huh.
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But I may be back.
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Huh?
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dad's kneeling on a prayer mat.
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He doesn't believe in kneeling.
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Huh? It looks like he's praying.
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To the east. The middle east.
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Mecca.
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He's targeting
the nuclear plant.
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Meow?
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If you are a cat, prove it.
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Do you hate mondays,
like garfield?
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And do you love lasagna,
like me?
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Meow.
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Okay then.
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Mom, I have to tell you
something about dad,
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Something big!
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I know. He's changed.
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Exactly.
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For the better.
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And men don't
change that way.
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But-but... Do you know
what we're doing on Sunday?
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Brunch with the hibberts.
Then the tile store.
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He's like a husband
in a widow's memory- perfect.
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Perfect.
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fbi.
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I think someone I love
is a terrorist.
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Does that make me crazy?
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No, no. Not at all.
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It took me two hours to get
home. Traffic was crazy.
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Are you people
talking about me?
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No. We're not even
here right now.
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742 evergreen terrace.
I'll be right there.
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And don't believe what
you've heard about me.
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I haven't heard anything
about you except from you.
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Hanging up
the receiver, eh?
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how much did you hear?
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How much did you say?
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Nothing, really.
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So I heard half of nothing.
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Dad, you're scary
when you're calm and focused.
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Lisa, I'll miss you
when this is all over.
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When what's all over?
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This conversation.
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See you on the other side.
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What other side?
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Of the house.
Where the fireplace is.
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We're toasting marshmallows.
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Marsh...
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Mallows.
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I'm bart simpson.
Who the hell are you?
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Agent crawford, fbi.
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You guys know I don't talk
to field agents.
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Get your boss on the phone.
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I'm not here for you.
I'm here for your dad.
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What do you want
with his dad?
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Go back to
sleep, milhouse.
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How do you know my name?
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I didn't. But I do now.
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Don't talk.
Okay.
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I want you to know
I'm the best there is
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At finding out what you're up to. Ooh.
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I can torture you.
I can give you incredible sex.
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00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:06,778
Or you can just tell me
what I want to know.
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What was the first one again? I see.
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You're stupid.
Hey.
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I'm the one in bed
with two beautiful women.
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You think
I'm beautiful? Oh!
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In a breaking-and-entering
kind of way.
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00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:20,458
Well, give me something,
or I'm not leaving.
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00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:25,663
Let's just say I've got
to get to work on time.
258
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And if you knew me, you'd know
just how odd that sounds.
259
00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:31,002
Who are you
talking to?
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No one.
261
00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:35,640
You're in too deep, annie.
Get out.
262
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Are you real, or my imagination?
263
00:14:37,644 --> 00:14:40,144
Either way,
my advice is sound.
264
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I love my job.
265
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Homer Â♪ it is the climax
266
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Â♪ what everything's been
267
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Â♪ buil...
268
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Â♪ di-ing to
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Â♪ hope it pays off for you
270
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Â♪ ooh-ooh-ooh.
271
00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:06,104
What you got there, homer?
272
00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:07,538
Weird thing
under a tarp.
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That's what I thought.
Have a good one.
274
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You laugh now, but
you won't be laughing soon.
275
00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:14,913
He's right,
because now I go back
276
00:15:14,915 --> 00:15:17,248
To remembering
that my cat just died.
277
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He's in.
278
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One sunrise
burrito, please.
279
00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:28,760
Female voice:
Facial recognition required.
280
00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:32,030
Welcome, mr. Burns.
281
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:46,044
dad?
282
00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:47,812
Huh? How'd you get in here?
283
00:15:47,814 --> 00:15:50,081
Girl scout cookies
get you in anywhere.
284
00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:51,616
Please don't do this, dad.
285
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,885
I don't know what horrors
you saw in boise,
286
00:15:53,887 --> 00:15:56,120
But it's not worth
blowing up everyone you love.
287
00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:57,755
I'm not blowing up the plant.
288
00:15:57,757 --> 00:15:58,990
Oh.
289
00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:00,558
Just harmlessly stopping it
290
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,961
From doing more damage
to mother earth.
291
00:16:02,963 --> 00:16:04,495
Is that something
292
00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:06,431
Your terrorist masters
told you to tell me?
293
00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:07,999
yes.
294
00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:11,302
My terrorist masters are always
talking about you, lisa.
295
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:15,707
I missed my flight,
so I got in a van...
296
00:16:21,580 --> 00:16:23,581
...With some eco-friendly
activists.
297
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:25,750
They wanted gas, grass or ass,
298
00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:28,152
And, brother, I had the ass.
299
00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:30,588
They taught me something
I found shocking.
300
00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:33,758
Pigs aren't happy
to be made into pork chops.
301
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:35,927
This t-shirt lied to me.
302
00:16:35,929 --> 00:16:39,764
And they also gave me
an alcohol detox.
303
00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:41,899
Â♪ nothing's shakin'
on shakedown street Â♪
304
00:16:44,103 --> 00:16:46,170
Â♪ used to be the heart of town
305
00:16:48,107 --> 00:16:51,109
Â♪ don't tell me this town
ain't got no heart... Â♪
306
00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:53,011
Oh! Oh!
307
00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:56,714
Oh, I've been listening
to this song for three days,
308
00:16:56,716 --> 00:17:00,018
And it's only the end
of the first verse!
309
00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:02,186
Lisa:
But I saw you praying to mecca.
310
00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:05,056
Lisa, I've never prayed
to a city in my life,
311
00:17:05,058 --> 00:17:07,992
And if I did, it would be
hershey, pennsylvania.
312
00:17:07,994 --> 00:17:11,129
I was kneeling on the
affirmation rug they gave me.
313
00:17:12,064 --> 00:17:14,032
See?
314
00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:15,500
Ow, this rug is hard
on my knees.
315
00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:17,035
Ow, this rug is
hard on my knees.
316
00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:18,236
Ow, this rug is hard
on my knees.
317
00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:20,838
But wait, wait, wait.
What is this?
318
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,974
Lisa, the most horrible truth
of all is,
319
00:17:22,976 --> 00:17:26,844
The plant where I work poisons
our water and our air.
320
00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:28,980
I've told you that
a million times.
321
00:17:28,982 --> 00:17:32,850
Aw, sweetie, you told me a
thousand things a million times.
322
00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:35,520
Even with a brain
the size of a dinosaur's,
323
00:17:35,522 --> 00:17:37,221
I couldn't take that in.
324
00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:38,990
Anyhoo, this canister
325
00:17:38,992 --> 00:17:42,060
Is full of spoiled milk
and utility-grade chicken,
326
00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:44,862
Both sold to me by apu
this morning.
327
00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:46,064
When I release it
328
00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:48,032
Into the ac system,
329
00:17:48,034 --> 00:17:50,201
It'll stink up
the plant forever.
330
00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:53,371
No one can use it,
but no one gets hurt.
331
00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:56,040
Just like
when I smell up the toilet.
332
00:17:56,042 --> 00:17:57,041
huh?
333
00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:01,112
There he is.
334
00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:02,947
Use your fattest handcuffs.
335
00:18:02,949 --> 00:18:04,949
Hey. Uh, it's not
what you think, lou.
336
00:18:04,951 --> 00:18:06,117
Lou, lou, lou.
337
00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:07,118
Lou-lou-lou-lou-lou...!
338
00:18:08,354 --> 00:18:10,455
I can complete my dad's mission
339
00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:12,957
Just like george w. Bush.
340
00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:15,960
I can't shoot a little girl.
341
00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:17,462
ah, damn it!
342
00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:18,930
There's some things
they just don't teach you
343
00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:22,667
In the police academy... Movies.
344
00:18:34,146 --> 00:18:35,913
We did it, dad. We did it.
345
00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:37,115
We sure did.
346
00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:40,485
You weren't shot.
347
00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:43,154
No, I was just up late
watching a movie.
348
00:18:43,156 --> 00:18:45,923
Something with
william holden and...
349
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,132
Your plan failed.
350
00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:55,566
Thank god this
plant has never had
351
00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:57,101
A functioning
air conditioner.
352
00:18:57,103 --> 00:18:58,736
Wait a minute, burns.
353
00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:00,471
You don't have a functioning
ac system at a nuclear plant?
354
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:02,073
That's against the law.
355
00:19:02,075 --> 00:19:03,608
That's impossible.
356
00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:05,343
Smithers, didn't we move
this plant to china?
357
00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:06,844
Sir, that's two years from now,
358
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:08,246
And you're not supposed
to tell anyone.
359
00:19:08,248 --> 00:19:09,347
Oopsie.
360
00:19:10,949 --> 00:19:13,484
There isn't a prison made
that can hold me.
361
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:15,686
Prisons are still made
of mud and wattles, right?
362
00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:19,190
No. Concrete.
363
00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:21,626
You know, dad, just because
your mission's complete,
364
00:19:21,628 --> 00:19:24,662
It doesn't mean you have
to go back to pork eating
365
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:26,964
And beer... Drinking.
366
00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:29,133
A beer from the sky!
367
00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:31,636
It's a sign!
368
00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:36,340
Yeah, this equipment will pay
for itself
369
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:38,176
In one night of binging.
370
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:45,049
I wish a mission could bring me
closer to someone, but it can't.
371
00:19:45,051 --> 00:19:48,019
Okay, it's time for me
to walk alone into the sunset.
372
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:52,290
That's better.
373
00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:16,781
Amazingly, the hamster's
older than I am.
374
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:04,629
Shh!