1 00:01:03,339 --> 00:01:04,739 D'oh! 2 00:01:17,569 --> 00:01:21,569 ♪ The Simpsons 25x01 ♪ Homerland Original Air Date on September 29, 2013 3 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:24,582 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man Resync for WEB-DL by Norther 4 00:01:30,734 --> 00:01:33,588 America faces an ominous new threat-- 5 00:01:33,612 --> 00:01:34,732 terrorism. 6 00:01:34,773 --> 00:01:36,324 We must be vigilant, 7 00:01:36,341 --> 00:01:39,410 secure every home, every church, 8 00:01:39,438 --> 00:01:42,185 every Kwik-E-Mart and presidential library. 9 00:01:42,216 --> 00:01:44,285 I grew up in a little town in Arkansas, 10 00:01:44,316 --> 00:01:47,537 whose name, ironically, was Terrorism. 11 00:01:59,873 --> 00:02:03,056 Ooh, there's new marshmallows in the Belfast Charms! 12 00:02:03,091 --> 00:02:06,358 No! No, that's Bart's cereal. 13 00:02:07,211 --> 00:02:11,455 It's the only way I can get him to take his "vitamins." 14 00:02:13,816 --> 00:02:15,462 Eat up. 15 00:02:16,948 --> 00:02:20,006 The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal 16 00:02:20,022 --> 00:02:21,568 to the square root of the remaining side. 17 00:02:21,586 --> 00:02:23,274 - That's not right. - Yes, it is. 18 00:02:23,293 --> 00:02:25,777 They're my lines as the Scarecrow in The Wizard of Oz. 19 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:28,588 Okay, I'm ready for the Nuclear Workers Convention. 20 00:02:28,611 --> 00:02:31,997 It's a little sad-- the guys who did the funny skit last year, 21 00:02:32,030 --> 00:02:33,628 well, they're all very sick. 22 00:02:33,650 --> 00:02:36,474 - Did you pack everything you need? - Even better. 23 00:02:36,499 --> 00:02:39,933 I never unpacked from the time we went to Hawaii. 24 00:02:44,403 --> 00:02:47,327 Whoo! My lava's almost cooled! 25 00:02:50,506 --> 00:02:52,638 I'm still cold. 26 00:02:53,504 --> 00:02:57,230 Oh, a whole weekend away from my family. 27 00:02:57,272 --> 00:03:02,197 I can't believe I have to miss taking the kids to buy gym uniforms. 28 00:03:02,281 --> 00:03:03,763 Send me a picture? 29 00:03:06,299 --> 00:03:09,351 - Poor guy. - Salt of the earth. 30 00:03:13,588 --> 00:03:16,318 Convention! Convention! 31 00:03:16,355 --> 00:03:19,353 Convention! Convention! 32 00:03:19,372 --> 00:03:20,906 Convention! 33 00:03:20,948 --> 00:03:22,565 Oxygen masks on. 34 00:03:22,583 --> 00:03:24,451 Convention! 35 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:25,990 Convention! 36 00:03:37,279 --> 00:03:38,810 Man I love conventions. 37 00:03:38,840 --> 00:03:41,711 Yeah, they’re the perfect combination of work and binge drinking. 38 00:03:41,730 --> 00:03:44,513 Now look guys, we are here for one important reason. 39 00:03:44,538 --> 00:03:46,253 To get free swag. 40 00:03:46,270 --> 00:03:49,922 Swag, I'm gonna grab forever. 41 00:03:49,943 --> 00:03:53,071 Somethin' I really don't need. Swag! 42 00:03:53,134 --> 00:03:55,765 I'm gonna have 40 key chains. 43 00:03:55,802 --> 00:03:58,206 And I don't even have 40 keys. 44 00:03:58,243 --> 00:03:59,056 Swag! 45 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:01,542 Interested in learning a procedure that could save your life? 46 00:04:01,567 --> 00:04:04,161 ♪ More free stuff, more free stuff, more free stuff ♪ 47 00:04:04,190 --> 00:04:06,728 - ♪ More free stuff ♪ - Uh, all I have are these spec sheets. 48 00:04:06,759 --> 00:04:07,791 ♪ More free stuff ♪ 49 00:04:07,830 --> 00:04:09,480 ♪ Swag! 50 00:04:17,419 --> 00:04:21,004 There's that woman I always have a "same time next year" affair with. 51 00:04:22,926 --> 00:04:26,739 And she's with her frumpy friend I always have dinner with when you two disappear. 52 00:04:26,932 --> 00:04:28,840 Mm-hmm-hmm. 53 00:04:29,362 --> 00:04:31,577 Put up your nukes! 54 00:04:31,599 --> 00:04:32,615 Halpern! 55 00:04:32,645 --> 00:04:34,668 Hey-hey! The wild man of Wichita! 56 00:04:34,693 --> 00:04:38,277 I still haven't forgiven you for putting that dead goat in my bed. 57 00:04:38,289 --> 00:04:40,385 He wasn't dead till you rolled over on him! Ha! 58 00:04:40,405 --> 00:04:41,811 - Oh, yeah. - Take that. 59 00:04:41,844 --> 00:04:43,481 In your face, boy. 60 00:04:43,512 --> 00:04:44,737 - Ow! Ow! - Hey! 61 00:04:46,474 --> 00:04:48,481 I'll kill you! You son of a...! 62 00:04:49,039 --> 00:04:50,487 Oh, come here, you. 63 00:04:50,514 --> 00:04:52,568 - Oh... - Ah, yeah. 64 00:04:52,607 --> 00:04:53,970 Some party, huh? 65 00:04:53,990 --> 00:04:59,206 It could be, if we introduce Sherman from I.T., to my good friend spike. 66 00:04:59,231 --> 00:05:01,831 Halpern, what will you think of next? 67 00:05:01,862 --> 00:05:03,431 Nothing. This is it. 68 00:05:03,475 --> 00:05:05,766 Hey, here's a brainstorm for you. 69 00:05:05,797 --> 00:05:09,275 Check if it's plugged in before you call I.T.! 70 00:05:09,308 --> 00:05:13,797 You think I like talking you monkeys through a password change?! 71 00:05:21,441 --> 00:05:23,442 To texting! 72 00:05:28,125 --> 00:05:29,647 Hello. 73 00:05:29,727 --> 00:05:31,392 Where's Homer? 74 00:05:31,652 --> 00:05:34,140 Homer, Homer-- when did I see him last? 75 00:05:34,276 --> 00:05:35,546 Geez, I don't know. 76 00:05:36,786 --> 00:05:39,138 Yeah, Homer's a great guy, but that doesn't mean 77 00:05:39,157 --> 00:05:42,026 I constantly think about whether he's still alive or not. 78 00:05:47,582 --> 00:05:49,736 You're taking a picture of 'em in their moment of grief? 79 00:05:49,770 --> 00:05:53,149 It's okay. This camera has an "auto cheer" feature. 80 00:05:54,627 --> 00:05:56,125 - Aw... - Aw... 81 00:05:56,740 --> 00:05:58,467 Well, he's not in the Boise morgue. 82 00:05:58,485 --> 00:06:02,214 Maybe he was mistaken for a dead elephant and flown back to Kenya. 83 00:06:02,236 --> 00:06:04,386 You're talking about my husband. 84 00:06:04,407 --> 00:06:07,274 To spare your feelings, we'll just call him the Blob. 85 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:11,877 Two to one says the Blob is stuck in the water-intake pipe at the reservoir. 86 00:06:11,912 --> 00:06:16,222 Please, I need people here who are helpful and sensitive. 87 00:06:16,251 --> 00:06:18,336 Sorry I'm late, everyone. I had some trouble 88 00:06:18,354 --> 00:06:20,778 getting the voice mails off the 9-1-1 line. 89 00:06:20,815 --> 00:06:23,363 Why does everyone have to talk so fast and panicky? 90 00:06:23,375 --> 00:06:26,861 A man with a gun is in my house. 91 00:06:26,933 --> 00:06:27,877 Gibberish. 92 00:06:34,218 --> 00:06:35,715 Hello, everyone. 93 00:06:35,793 --> 00:06:38,293 Homie! What happened to you? 94 00:06:38,324 --> 00:06:41,210 I overslept, lost my cell phone, missed my flight. 95 00:06:41,241 --> 00:06:42,748 Why didn't you call us? 96 00:06:42,773 --> 00:06:46,541 Well, all the pay phones at the airport were replaced by self-serve yogurt. 97 00:06:46,574 --> 00:06:49,950 I ate all the cookie dough toppings a man could want. 98 00:06:49,975 --> 00:06:52,804 So many cookies will never be born. 99 00:06:52,834 --> 00:06:57,480 Well, I guess all that matters is, everything's back to normal. 100 00:07:14,851 --> 00:07:17,553 Yes. Back to normal. 101 00:07:24,927 --> 00:07:26,602 Dear Christian God... 102 00:07:26,620 --> 00:07:29,408 - Hey! - Sorry. Dear God-- 103 00:07:29,433 --> 00:07:33,071 you know which one I mean-- thank you for returning our Homie. 104 00:07:33,104 --> 00:07:36,446 He's still got a lot of unfinished business down here. 105 00:07:38,334 --> 00:07:39,621 Amen. 106 00:07:39,971 --> 00:07:41,827 I'm glad you're back, Dad. 107 00:07:41,864 --> 00:07:45,019 It's hard to sleep with one unkissed cheek. 108 00:07:45,052 --> 00:07:48,582 Yeah, it's tough being man of the house. You left some big underpants to fill. 109 00:07:48,617 --> 00:07:51,355 I didn't know they made Underoos in size 52. 110 00:07:51,380 --> 00:07:53,171 They're called Superoos, son. 111 00:07:53,192 --> 00:07:55,729 With pictures of the cast of The Expendables. 112 00:07:55,776 --> 00:07:58,407 More like The Expandables. 113 00:08:00,451 --> 00:08:01,731 Why didn't you strangle me? 114 00:08:01,771 --> 00:08:05,242 That kind of small-scale violence solves nothing. 115 00:08:05,290 --> 00:08:06,509 Couldn't agree more. 116 00:08:06,541 --> 00:08:08,108 Now to celebrate. 117 00:08:08,124 --> 00:08:12,127 Ta-da! Pork chops crusted with Cheeto dust. 118 00:08:16,876 --> 00:08:18,773 Uh, I'll pass on the pork. 119 00:08:23,793 --> 00:08:26,712 I'll just enjoy these green beans with slivered almonds. 120 00:08:26,806 --> 00:08:29,449 Mmm, so slivered. 121 00:08:29,480 --> 00:08:31,481 Mmm. 122 00:08:34,239 --> 00:08:38,282 Bart, why is the dad I always wished for creeping me out? 123 00:08:38,305 --> 00:08:41,587 I don't know. 'Cause you're incapable of experiencing joy? 124 00:08:41,810 --> 00:08:43,248 Yay. 125 00:08:43,266 --> 00:08:44,641 Point taken. 126 00:08:44,903 --> 00:08:47,247 Dad, what's that on your lap? 127 00:08:47,267 --> 00:08:49,933 A napkin. 128 00:08:52,407 --> 00:08:56,053 Glad you're back, buddy. You got a lot of catching up to do. 129 00:09:05,092 --> 00:09:07,024 Can I just get a glass of water? 130 00:09:07,041 --> 00:09:09,741 Water? That stuff killed my grandmother. 131 00:09:10,168 --> 00:09:11,862 So sad. 132 00:09:18,083 --> 00:09:21,357 I've been having snuggle dreams. 133 00:09:22,297 --> 00:09:24,780 Marge, I changed in Boise. 134 00:09:24,799 --> 00:09:28,827 I'm not sure a man who eats right and doesn't drink can be good in bed. 135 00:09:28,854 --> 00:09:31,329 - Well, what made you...? - You're so beautiful 136 00:09:31,354 --> 00:09:34,470 when I cut you off in the middle of a question. 137 00:09:38,130 --> 00:09:42,194 Oh. Oh, my. What's that thing you're doing? 138 00:09:42,284 --> 00:09:44,644 Moving my body. 139 00:09:44,676 --> 00:09:46,774 Oh. 140 00:09:50,473 --> 00:09:54,590 Don't you think it's weird that Dad stopped eating pork and drinking beer? 141 00:09:54,603 --> 00:09:56,221 Who cares what happened? 142 00:09:56,255 --> 00:09:57,759 Daddy's back. 143 00:10:11,807 --> 00:10:13,740 Something happened to Dad on that trip. 144 00:10:13,771 --> 00:10:15,588 This is worse than when he went to New Orleans 145 00:10:15,612 --> 00:10:17,883 and came back with a Southern accent. 146 00:10:18,435 --> 00:10:20,618 Uh, how y'all doin'? 147 00:10:26,045 --> 00:10:29,272 Chief Wiggum, how come every time there's a terrorist chatter in this town, 148 00:10:29,297 --> 00:10:31,011 - you come to me? - Lay off, Apu. 149 00:10:31,036 --> 00:10:33,047 When I look at people, I don't see colors. 150 00:10:33,074 --> 00:10:35,248 I just see crackpot religions. 151 00:10:35,326 --> 00:10:38,206 Chief, is there really a terrorist threat to Springfield? 152 00:10:38,231 --> 00:10:41,689 Yeah. I got a very important phone call. 153 00:10:43,297 --> 00:10:45,310 - Yello? - Is this line secure? 154 00:10:45,335 --> 00:10:47,970 Uh, it's a little jiggly but it'll hold. 155 00:10:48,449 --> 00:10:51,891 We got intel-- uh, that's short for a word I don't know... 156 00:10:51,925 --> 00:10:54,044 - Intelligence? - I don't believe so, no. 157 00:10:54,067 --> 00:10:58,327 Anyway, this intel says that someone in town has been turned 158 00:10:58,371 --> 00:11:00,939 and they're working for terrorists. 159 00:11:00,979 --> 00:11:03,794 Now, I got to go check my other suspects. 160 00:11:04,076 --> 00:11:05,314 Uh-huh. 161 00:11:05,399 --> 00:11:07,500 But I may be back. 162 00:11:11,625 --> 00:11:13,081 Huh? 163 00:11:14,360 --> 00:11:18,846 Dad's kneeling on a prayer mat. He doesn't believe in kneeling. 164 00:11:22,567 --> 00:11:25,293 Huh? It looks like he's praying. 165 00:11:27,005 --> 00:11:29,694 To the east. The Middle East. 166 00:11:29,776 --> 00:11:31,076 Mecca. 167 00:11:38,012 --> 00:11:40,524 He's targeting the nuclear plant. 168 00:11:45,870 --> 00:11:47,251 Meow? 169 00:11:47,289 --> 00:11:49,107 If you are a cat, prove it. 170 00:11:49,126 --> 00:11:51,480 Do you hate Mondays, like Garfield? 171 00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:55,280 And do you love lasagna, like me? 172 00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:56,462 Meow. 173 00:11:56,556 --> 00:11:57,980 Okay then. 174 00:12:03,828 --> 00:12:07,312 Mom, I have to tell you something about Dad, something big! 175 00:12:07,337 --> 00:12:10,167 I know. He's changed. 176 00:12:10,645 --> 00:12:11,790 Exactly. 177 00:12:11,809 --> 00:12:14,442 For the better. And men don't change that way. 178 00:12:14,466 --> 00:12:16,883 - But-but... - Do you know what we're doing on Sunday? 179 00:12:16,907 --> 00:12:19,877 Brunch with the Hibberts. Then the tile store. 180 00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:23,819 He's like a husband in a widow's memory-- perfect. 181 00:12:27,114 --> 00:12:28,382 Perfect. 182 00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:30,492 Perfect. 183 00:12:40,165 --> 00:12:41,096 FBI. 184 00:12:41,113 --> 00:12:43,430 I think someone I love is a terrorist. 185 00:12:43,461 --> 00:12:44,930 Does that make me crazy? 186 00:12:44,950 --> 00:12:47,131 No, no. Not at all. 187 00:12:47,150 --> 00:12:50,344 It took me two hours to get home. Traffic was crazy. 188 00:12:50,363 --> 00:12:54,041 - Are you people talking about me? - No. We're not even here right now. 189 00:13:05,063 --> 00:13:07,186 742 Evergreen Terrace. I'll be right there. 190 00:13:07,221 --> 00:13:08,958 And don't believe what you've heard about me. 191 00:13:08,982 --> 00:13:11,980 I haven't heard anything about you except from you. 192 00:13:14,137 --> 00:13:16,701 Hanging up the receiver, eh? 193 00:13:17,358 --> 00:13:19,992 - How much did you hear? - How much did you say? 194 00:13:20,017 --> 00:13:23,237 - Nothing, really. - So I heard half of nothing. 195 00:13:23,264 --> 00:13:26,266 Dad, you're scary when you're calm and focused. 196 00:13:26,299 --> 00:13:29,031 Lisa, I'll miss you when this is all over. 197 00:13:29,056 --> 00:13:30,456 When what's all over? 198 00:13:30,491 --> 00:13:32,625 This conversation. 199 00:13:32,656 --> 00:13:34,648 See you on the other side. 200 00:13:34,682 --> 00:13:36,684 - What other side? - Of the house. 201 00:13:36,709 --> 00:13:39,747 Where the fireplace is. We're toasting marshmallows. 202 00:13:39,795 --> 00:13:41,445 Marsh... 203 00:13:41,726 --> 00:13:43,495 mallows. 204 00:13:54,077 --> 00:13:55,944 I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you? 205 00:13:55,978 --> 00:13:57,779 Agent Crawford, FBI. 206 00:13:57,819 --> 00:14:00,144 You guys know I don't talk to field agents. 207 00:14:00,175 --> 00:14:01,976 Get your boss on the phone. 208 00:14:02,010 --> 00:14:04,491 I'm not here for you. I'm here for your dad. 209 00:14:04,503 --> 00:14:06,759 What do you want with his dad? 210 00:14:06,774 --> 00:14:09,463 - Go back to sleep, Milhouse. - How do you know my name? 211 00:14:09,496 --> 00:14:11,998 I didn't. But I do now. 212 00:14:13,868 --> 00:14:15,157 - Don't talk. - Okay. 213 00:14:15,189 --> 00:14:18,410 I want you to know I'm the best there is at finding out what you're up to. 214 00:14:18,449 --> 00:14:21,616 - Ooh. - I can torture you. I can give you incredible sex. 215 00:14:21,641 --> 00:14:23,316 Or you can just tell me what I want to know. 216 00:14:23,339 --> 00:14:25,382 - What was the first one again? - I see. 217 00:14:25,410 --> 00:14:27,066 - You're stupid. - Hey. 218 00:14:27,102 --> 00:14:29,359 I'm the one in bed with two beautiful women. 219 00:14:30,230 --> 00:14:33,061 You think I'm beautiful? Oh! 220 00:14:33,103 --> 00:14:35,037 In a breaking-and-entering kind of way. 221 00:14:35,060 --> 00:14:36,935 Well, give me something, or I'm not leaving. 222 00:14:38,686 --> 00:14:42,134 Let's just say I've got to get to work on time. 223 00:14:42,152 --> 00:14:45,813 And if you knew me, you'd know just how odd that sounds. 224 00:14:46,222 --> 00:14:48,122 Who are you talking to? 225 00:14:48,147 --> 00:14:49,410 No one. 226 00:14:50,067 --> 00:14:52,217 You're in too deep, Annie. Get out. 227 00:14:52,263 --> 00:14:54,132 Are you real, or my imagination? 228 00:14:54,156 --> 00:14:56,563 Either way, my advice is sound. 229 00:14:58,203 --> 00:15:00,207 I love my job. 230 00:15:00,954 --> 00:15:05,171 ♪ It is the climax 231 00:15:05,201 --> 00:15:07,496 ♪ What everything's been 232 00:15:07,527 --> 00:15:11,557 ♪ Buil... 233 00:15:11,588 --> 00:15:13,761 ♪ Di-ing to 234 00:15:13,793 --> 00:15:18,249 ♪ Hope it pays off for you 235 00:15:18,279 --> 00:15:19,785 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh. 236 00:15:21,171 --> 00:15:23,791 - What you got there, Homer? - Weird thing under a tarp. 237 00:15:23,810 --> 00:15:26,534 That's what I thought. Have a good one. 238 00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:29,407 You laugh now, but you won't be laughing soon. 239 00:15:29,437 --> 00:15:34,034 He's right, because now I go back to remembering that my cat just died. 240 00:15:34,364 --> 00:15:36,348 He's in. 241 00:15:37,402 --> 00:15:39,246 One sunrise burrito, please. 242 00:15:39,303 --> 00:15:40,236 Fine! 243 00:15:42,979 --> 00:15:45,430 Facial recognition required. 244 00:15:46,621 --> 00:15:48,577 Welcome, Mr. Burns. 245 00:16:02,107 --> 00:16:04,376 - Dad? - Huh? How'd you get in here? 246 00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:08,360 Girl Scout cookies get you in anywhere. Please don't do this, Dad. 247 00:16:08,403 --> 00:16:10,401 I don't know what horrors you saw in Boise, 248 00:16:10,412 --> 00:16:12,812 but it's not worth blowing up everyone you love. 249 00:16:12,825 --> 00:16:14,888 I'm not blowing up the plant. 250 00:16:14,915 --> 00:16:19,593 Oh. Just harmlessly stopping it from doing more damage to Mother Earth. 251 00:16:19,620 --> 00:16:22,772 Is that something your terrorist masters told you to tell me? 252 00:16:23,497 --> 00:16:28,055 Yes. My terrorist masters are always talking about you, Lisa. 253 00:16:29,788 --> 00:16:32,502 I missed my flight, so I got in a van... 254 00:16:38,224 --> 00:16:40,265 ...with some eco-friendly activists. 255 00:16:40,281 --> 00:16:44,602 They wanted gas, grass or ass, and, brother, I had the ass. 256 00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:47,204 They taught me something I found shocking. 257 00:16:47,235 --> 00:16:50,421 Pigs aren't happy to be made into pork chops. 258 00:16:50,512 --> 00:16:52,813 This T-shirt lied to me. 259 00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:56,205 And they also gave me an alcohol detox. 260 00:16:56,246 --> 00:16:58,586 ♪ Nothing's shakin' on Shakedown Street ♪ 261 00:17:00,567 --> 00:17:02,904 ♪ Used to be the heart of town 262 00:17:04,992 --> 00:17:07,961 ♪ Don't tell me this town ain't got no heart... ♪ 263 00:17:08,174 --> 00:17:09,668 Oh! Oh! 264 00:17:09,697 --> 00:17:13,433 Oh, I've been listening to this song for three days, 265 00:17:13,468 --> 00:17:16,354 and it's only the end of the first verse! 266 00:17:16,384 --> 00:17:18,809 But I saw you praying to Mecca. 267 00:17:18,832 --> 00:17:21,848 Lisa, I've never prayed to a city in my life, 268 00:17:21,876 --> 00:17:24,612 and if I did, it would be Hershey, Pennsylvania. 269 00:17:24,654 --> 00:17:27,723 I was kneeling on the affirmation rug they gave me. 270 00:17:29,435 --> 00:17:30,535 See? 271 00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:32,085 Ow, this rug is hard on my knees. 272 00:17:32,097 --> 00:17:34,892 Ow, this rug is hard on my knees. Ow, this rug is hard on my knees. 273 00:17:34,924 --> 00:17:37,224 But wait, wait, wait. What is this? 274 00:17:37,281 --> 00:17:39,584 Lisa, the most horrible truth of all is, 275 00:17:39,615 --> 00:17:43,307 the plant where I work poisons our water and our air. 276 00:17:43,324 --> 00:17:45,756 I've told you that a million times. 277 00:17:45,795 --> 00:17:49,395 Aw, sweetie, you told me a thousand things a million times. 278 00:17:49,418 --> 00:17:53,909 Even with a brain the size of a dinosaur's, I couldn't take that in. 279 00:17:53,921 --> 00:17:58,829 Anyhoo, this canister is full of spoiled milk and utility-grade chicken, 280 00:17:58,875 --> 00:18:01,906 both sold to me by Apu this morning. 281 00:18:01,944 --> 00:18:04,519 When I release it into the AC system, 282 00:18:04,549 --> 00:18:06,850 it'll stink up the plant forever. 283 00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:10,052 No one can use it, but no one gets hurt. 284 00:18:10,104 --> 00:18:12,806 Just like when I smell up the toilet. 285 00:18:12,839 --> 00:18:14,243 Huh? 286 00:18:16,837 --> 00:18:19,523 There he is. Use your fattest handcuffs. 287 00:18:19,569 --> 00:18:21,532 Hey. Uh, it's not what you think, Lou. 288 00:18:21,550 --> 00:18:22,682 Lou, Lou, Lou. 289 00:18:22,699 --> 00:18:24,762 Lou-Lou-Lou-Lou-Lou...! 290 00:18:25,044 --> 00:18:29,411 I can complete my dad's mission just like George W. Bush. 291 00:18:30,047 --> 00:18:32,435 I can't shoot a little girl. 292 00:18:33,003 --> 00:18:33,997 Ah, damn it! 293 00:18:34,033 --> 00:18:37,475 There's some things they just don't teach you in the police academy... 294 00:18:37,543 --> 00:18:38,931 movies. 295 00:18:50,903 --> 00:18:52,854 We did it, Dad. We did it. 296 00:18:52,885 --> 00:18:54,260 We sure did. 297 00:18:55,842 --> 00:18:57,348 You weren't shot. 298 00:18:57,385 --> 00:19:00,086 No, I was just up late watching a movie. 299 00:19:00,108 --> 00:19:02,773 Something with William Holden and... 300 00:19:09,155 --> 00:19:10,847 Your plan failed. 301 00:19:10,886 --> 00:19:13,503 Thank God this plant has never had a functioning air conditioner. 302 00:19:13,536 --> 00:19:17,363 Wait a minute, Burns. You don't have a functioning AC system at a nuclear plant? 303 00:19:17,397 --> 00:19:19,711 - That's against the law. - That's impossible. 304 00:19:19,740 --> 00:19:21,627 Smithers, didn't we move this plant to China? 305 00:19:21,639 --> 00:19:24,768 Sir, that's two years from now, and you're not supposed to tell anyone. 306 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:25,856 Oopsie. 307 00:19:27,177 --> 00:19:29,861 There isn't a prison made that can hold me. 308 00:19:29,894 --> 00:19:32,005 Prisons are still made of mud and wattles, right? 309 00:19:32,042 --> 00:19:34,501 No. Concrete. 310 00:19:35,873 --> 00:19:38,401 You know, Dad, just because your mission's complete, 311 00:19:38,432 --> 00:19:43,444 it doesn't mean you have to go back to pork eating and beer... drinking. 312 00:19:44,662 --> 00:19:47,322 A beer from the sky! It's a sign! 313 00:19:51,124 --> 00:19:54,747 Yeah, this equipment will pay for itself in one night of binging. 314 00:19:57,933 --> 00:20:01,557 I wish a mission could bring me closer to someone, but it can't. 315 00:20:01,602 --> 00:20:04,704 Okay, it's time for me to walk alone into the sunset. 316 00:20:07,731 --> 00:20:09,298 That's better. 317 00:20:30,220 --> 00:20:33,433 Amazingly, the hamster's older than I am. 318 00:20:34,709 --> 00:20:39,709 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man Resync for WEB-DL by Norther 319 00:21:19,683 --> 00:21:21,011 Shh!