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So...
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couldn't help but notice
none of you RSVP'd
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to my murder mystery
dinner party.
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Oh, yeah.
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We were meaning
to do that.
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No, you weren't
because it was a week ago
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and nobody came!
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So, if you want to solve
the mystery of who stabbed
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Koothrappali in the back
with the weapon of indifference,
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it was all of you.
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I don't think that
qualifies as a mystery.
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We all knew what
we were doing.
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We're sorry, Rajesh.
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Maybe we can do it next week.
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Whoa, whoa, we're
not that sorry.
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Don't worry, I can take a hint.
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No more murder mystery parties.
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Great. Thank you.
Hallelujah.
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Because I've got something
even better planned.
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Aw! Why?
Come on.
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Just hear me out.
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I'm going to make you guys
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a scavenger hunt
like they have at M.I.T.
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Oh...
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I loved those.
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I did them every year there.
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We did them at Princeton, too.
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Oh, that's cute.
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Like it's a real college.
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That's amusing-- I was going
to say that about M.I.T.,
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but it works for Princeton, too.
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Scavenger hunts at Harvard
were really tough.
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I always got stuck on
the first challenge--
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trying to find someone
to be on a team with me.
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(laughs)
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I guess that story's
more sad than funny.
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I love scavenger hunts.
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My friends and I had them
all the time.
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Oh, these are a
little different.
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There's a tradition
at elite universities.
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And Princeton.
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A tradition of hunts
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full of puzzles
that rely on logic
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and obscure knowledge, science.
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Oh, in ours we would just run
around town looking for a store
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that would sell us beer.
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So, uh, who's in?
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I think it sounds fun.
Yeah, me, too.
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I'm in.
Let's do it.
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I'm sorry.
Are we really doing this
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or are we tricking
Koothrappali again
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like with the dinner party?
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 7x03 ♪
The Scavenger Vortex
Original Air Date on October 3, 2013
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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What's all this?
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Oh, everything
I could possibly need
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to win the scavenger hunt.
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You really think he's gonna
send us to a bowling alley?
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Well, if he does,
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do you know how filthy
those rental balls are?
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They might as well
stand on the corner
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and give away free rectal exams.
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(clears throat)
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Okay, everybody.
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Who's ready for a...
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...scavenger
(echoes): hunt?
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("Get Ready for This" plays)
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(music stops)
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Somewhere...
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in the city of Pasadena,
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I've hidden
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a golden coin.
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Oh!
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You will be faced with a total
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of ten puzzles!
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Each p...
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(coughing)
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Each...
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each puzzle will lead you
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to the location of the next.
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The last of which
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will lead you to the coin.
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The first team that finds it...
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wins!
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He is a born showman.
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(echoes):
Any questions?
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Yes, to be fair, do people
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who went to Princeton
get a head start?
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That's not funny.
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Oh, it actually is
if you get the joke.
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It's based on the premise
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that Princeton isn't
a very good school.
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Ha-ha.
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Oh, see? Now he gets it.
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Okay, guys, go ahead
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and divide yourselves
into teams of two.
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Should we just do couples?
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Couples sounds great.
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Or we could mix things up.
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Maybe pick names out of a hat.
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Whatever.
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Whoa, whoa...
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whoa.
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Why don't you just admit
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you don't want to be
on a team with me.
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I just said,
"Couples sound great."
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Mm-hmm, yeah, you don't
think I'm smart enough.
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You think I'm gonna
be a liability.
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Even though I
totally just used
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the word "liability"
correctly
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in a sentence.
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Yeah.
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All right,
let's-let's do couples.
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I want to.
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No, no.
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Let's mix things up.
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I choose Sheldon,
and we're gonna kick your ass!
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Yeah... really?
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The only time I'm ever
picked first for a team
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and I'm stuck
with the liability?
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Stop that.
Penny is not a liability.
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Thank you. Do you want
to be on my team?
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Maybe we pick names
out of a hat.
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All right, hurry up
and close the door
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so they can't hear us.
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Would you stop pouting?
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So, you picked my name.
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Get over it.
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Yes, and do you know
what the odds are
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I'd pick your name?
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No.
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It's not hard-- one in five.
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Now you know why I'm pouting.
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KOOTHRAPPALI (over walkie-talkie):
All right, teams.
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Get ready to open
your first puzzle.
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Go!
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Do you see what I did?
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The first puzzle is a puzzle!
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Oh, my God,
how adorable is that?
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I wish I had a friend like me.
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What are you doing?
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You have to start
with the edges.
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Well, there's
no right way, Sheldon.
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I already found
a few pieces that fit.
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Yeah, well, take them apart
and start with the edges.
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And stop wasting time.
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Wow, you're really
good at puzzles.
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I did them all
the time as a kid.
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As my mom used to say,
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"When you're doing a puzzle,
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it's like having a
thousand friends."
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She was full of fun
lies like that.
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If it makes you feel
any better,
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my mom's just full
of pound cake.
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I'm sorry you got
stuck with me.
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I bet you wanted to
be with Bernadette.
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Have you ever played
a game with Bernadette?
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No.
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Have you ever gone
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into a steel cage
with a wolverine?
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Faster, faster, faster!
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Do you not know that word?
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It means "more fast"!
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Stop yelling at me.
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Hey!
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You'll know when
I'm yelling at you.
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Ooh, ooh, it's
the comic book store!
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All right, come on.
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That's where we have to go.
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But we haven't
finished the puzzle.
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Well, it-it doesn't matter!
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We know the answer!
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Come on.
You think you know the answer.
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But it could be a trick.
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What if when
the puzzle's complete,
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there's a sign
in the window that says,
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"Go to the train store"?
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Okay, it's not gonna say that.
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Well, I hope you're wrong.
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I really want to go
to the train store.
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It's the comic book store.
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Let's go!
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Come on, numb nuts,
it's the comic book store!
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(huffing)
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It's the comic book store,
it's the comic book store,
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it's the comic book store!
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(grunting)
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It's the comic book store.
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Do you think
Penny's mad at me?
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Because you're
in the right lane
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behind a bus
and you won't go around it?
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I'm sure
she finds it charming.
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No, because I didn't
want her on my team.
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I'm starting to think
she dodged a bullet.
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The slowest bullet in the world.
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Geez, I never realized
you were so competitive.
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Yeah, I know.
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It's-it's probably
because I grew up
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with five brothers and sisters
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so I had to fight for every...
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Oh, my God, you did not
just slow down for a bird!
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You know they fly, right?!
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I think this is
the first time we've ever
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actually been alone together.
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Huh, I guess
you're right.
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Wonder why that is?
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Well, off the top of my head,
I'd say we don't have a lot
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in common except for the people
we're involved with.
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Plus, when we first met,
Penny warned me never
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to get into a car
alone with you.
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Yeah.
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You know, I bet you and I have
more in common than we think.
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Such as?
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I don't know.
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Tell me some things you like.
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Uh, let's see.
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I like harps,
Little House on the Prairie,
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medieval poetry,
medieval literature...
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Hey, how about some music?
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Great.
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Sheldon never lets me
listen to music in the car.
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He doesn't want to be mistaken
for a gang member.
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Find something you like.
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Beatles, boring.
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Eminem, scary.
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Weird Al?
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How old are you?
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Neil Diamond?
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Yeah, I love Neil Diamond.
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I love Neil Diamond.
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BOTH:
♪ Sweet Caroline
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♪ Bum-ba-da
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♪ Good times
never seemed so good ♪
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♪ So good, so good, so good ♪
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♪ I've been... ♪
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Oh, hey, thanks
for letting me use
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the comic book store
as part of the scavenger hunt.
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Oh, my pleasure.
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Always happy to help out
with fun things
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that I wasn't invited
to be a part of.
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Oh, congratulations.
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You're the first team
to arrive.
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Yes! It's not a ruse
to make fun of me.
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It's a real game
and I'm winning it!
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Your next puzzle is a riddle.
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And who better
to give it to you
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than The Riddler?
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BERNADETTE:
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
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go, go, go, go,
go, go, go!
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How am I faster than you?
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I'm wearing heels and I stopped
to take a phone call.
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I have asthma.
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Back off!
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"Riddle me this.
263
00:10:24,831 --> 00:10:27,682
"Arrah, Arrah, and gather round,
264
00:10:27,684 --> 00:10:30,468
"the work of this hero
is legion-bound.
265
00:10:30,470 --> 00:10:32,887
"He multiplies N
by the number of He,
266
00:10:32,889 --> 00:10:36,857
and in this room
the thing you'll see."
267
00:10:36,859 --> 00:10:38,309
Good riddle, huh?
Yeah.
268
00:10:38,311 --> 00:10:40,061
So when you guys
plan fun activities,
269
00:10:40,063 --> 00:10:41,646
does my name even...
270
00:10:41,648 --> 00:10:44,198
come up, or...?
271
00:10:45,734 --> 00:10:47,535
I invited you to my
murder mystery party.
272
00:10:47,537 --> 00:10:50,071
No, you didn't.
273
00:10:51,173 --> 00:10:53,157
Oh.
274
00:10:54,126 --> 00:10:55,226
(groans)
275
00:10:55,228 --> 00:10:56,527
We're the last ones here,
hurry up!
276
00:10:56,529 --> 00:10:58,829
It is a marathon,
not a sprint.
277
00:10:58,831 --> 00:10:59,997
People run
in a marathon!
278
00:10:59,999 --> 00:11:02,033
Not with a bowling ball
on their back.
279
00:11:02,035 --> 00:11:04,602
Hey, Penny, I just
wanted to say good luck,
280
00:11:04,604 --> 00:11:05,953
and I hope there's
no hard feelings.
281
00:11:05,955 --> 00:11:07,221
Hey, Romeo!
282
00:11:07,223 --> 00:11:09,724
Repair your relationship
on your own time.
283
00:11:10,892 --> 00:11:12,927
Relax, it's
a hard puzzle.
284
00:11:12,929 --> 00:11:14,295
It's gonna take
a while to solve.
285
00:11:14,297 --> 00:11:16,113
"Riddle me this..."
Got it.
286
00:11:17,549 --> 00:11:19,016
Hey, Princeton,
look at that,
287
00:11:19,018 --> 00:11:21,301
Team Community College
Night School is in the lead.
288
00:11:22,320 --> 00:11:25,906
I thought we were
the Lightning Sharks.
289
00:11:27,225 --> 00:11:29,443
Hey, you know what
this could mean...
290
00:11:29,445 --> 00:11:31,912
Oh, oh, that's good.
291
00:11:31,914 --> 00:11:34,081
Then this
would be...
292
00:11:34,083 --> 00:11:34,899
That's it.
293
00:11:34,901 --> 00:11:36,584
To the Neil Mobile!
294
00:11:38,236 --> 00:11:40,337
I knew it,
we're gonna lose!
295
00:11:40,339 --> 00:11:42,006
Wait, I got it.
I got it!
296
00:11:42,008 --> 00:11:44,792
Congratulations,
you got it last.
297
00:11:50,515 --> 00:11:52,666
You're really mean,
you know that?
298
00:12:00,375 --> 00:12:03,210
So no one's gonna buy anything.
299
00:12:05,614 --> 00:12:07,064
Aha!
300
00:12:07,066 --> 00:12:08,616
Okay...
301
00:12:08,618 --> 00:12:10,234
Let's see.
302
00:12:10,236 --> 00:12:11,452
"To continue
on your quest,
303
00:12:11,454 --> 00:12:12,903
leave no stone unturned."
304
00:12:12,905 --> 00:12:13,954
Ooh.
305
00:12:13,956 --> 00:12:15,239
The next clue
must be hidden
306
00:12:15,241 --> 00:12:16,373
under one of
these rocks.
307
00:12:16,375 --> 00:12:18,542
Oh. Okay.
308
00:12:18,544 --> 00:12:19,777
Sheldon,
I-I've got to ask.
309
00:12:19,779 --> 00:12:22,513
How did you figure out
that it was the geology lab?
310
00:12:22,515 --> 00:12:26,500
Oh, simple.
311
00:12:26,502 --> 00:12:28,335
a member of
the Legion of Superheroes,
312
00:12:28,337 --> 00:12:29,320
known as Element Lad.
313
00:12:29,322 --> 00:12:30,971
And then
the word "He,"
314
00:12:30,973 --> 00:12:32,640
it wasn't
the masculine pronoun,
315
00:12:32,642 --> 00:12:34,141
but rather, "H-E,"
316
00:12:34,143 --> 00:12:35,542
the abbreviation for helium.
317
00:12:35,544 --> 00:12:37,544
See where I'm going with this?
318
00:12:39,014 --> 00:12:40,748
Yes.
319
00:12:40,750 --> 00:12:42,416
Nice try.
320
00:12:42,418 --> 00:12:44,735
Now, Element
Lad's ability
321
00:12:44,737 --> 00:12:46,854
is the power to transmute
chemical elements.
322
00:12:46,856 --> 00:12:49,473
Helium has
an atomic number of two.
323
00:12:49,475 --> 00:12:52,076
If you multiply that
by the atomic number of "N"--
324
00:12:52,078 --> 00:12:53,494
nitrogen--
325
00:12:53,496 --> 00:12:57,982
you get 14, which is
the atomic number of...?
326
00:12:59,251 --> 00:13:01,152
I'm just funnin' you,
silicon.
327
00:13:01,154 --> 00:13:03,554
And that is
the most common element
328
00:13:03,556 --> 00:13:04,722
in the Earth's
surface.
329
00:13:04,724 --> 00:13:05,756
So that narrowed it down
330
00:13:05,758 --> 00:13:07,908
to the geology lab
or the chemistry lab.
331
00:13:07,910 --> 00:13:10,127
Wow.
332
00:13:10,129 --> 00:13:13,013
I can drink a beer underwater.
333
00:13:13,015 --> 00:13:15,766
And I'm sure
your parents are proud.
334
00:13:15,768 --> 00:13:17,334
Now, finally,
335
00:13:17,336 --> 00:13:20,187
the line "in this room
the thing you'll see"
336
00:13:20,189 --> 00:13:21,588
was an obvious reference
337
00:13:21,590 --> 00:13:23,557
to Fantastic Four member
The Thing,
338
00:13:23,559 --> 00:13:24,742
who's made entirely of...
339
00:13:24,744 --> 00:13:26,277
Shut up.
340
00:13:26,279 --> 00:13:27,594
I solved it.
341
00:13:30,282 --> 00:13:31,932
(gasps)
342
00:13:31,934 --> 00:13:33,617
Those are map
coordinates.
343
00:13:33,619 --> 00:13:34,952
Got 'em.
Let's go.
344
00:13:36,037 --> 00:13:37,288
Well, wait.
345
00:13:37,290 --> 00:13:39,073
D-Don't you want to know
how I figured it out?
346
00:13:39,075 --> 00:13:40,941
No one likes
a know-it-all, Penny.
347
00:13:45,163 --> 00:13:49,166
♪ On the boats
and on the planes ♪
348
00:13:49,168 --> 00:13:52,920
♪ They're coming to America ♪
349
00:13:52,922 --> 00:13:56,707
♪ Never looking back again
350
00:13:56,709 --> 00:13:59,560
♪ They're coming to America... ♪
351
00:14:01,980 --> 00:14:04,148
(tires screech)
352
00:14:05,016 --> 00:14:07,968
Um, I'm okay with you
driving my car.
353
00:14:07,970 --> 00:14:10,988
I'm not okay
with you flying my car.
354
00:14:10,990 --> 00:14:13,107
Don't sweat it, my dad's a cop.
He can fix things.
355
00:14:13,109 --> 00:14:14,275
(tires screech)
356
00:14:14,277 --> 00:14:15,242
Uh-huh.
357
00:14:15,244 --> 00:14:17,111
Like death?
358
00:14:17,113 --> 00:14:19,413
Your kid may be
an honor student
359
00:14:19,415 --> 00:14:20,948
but you're a moron!
360
00:14:23,919 --> 00:14:25,619
Penny's not answering my texts.
361
00:14:25,621 --> 00:14:27,588
Who cares?
Focus on the game.
362
00:14:27,590 --> 00:14:30,157
This stupid game is why
she's mad in the first place.
363
00:14:30,159 --> 00:14:31,258
I'm telling her I'm quitting.
364
00:14:31,260 --> 00:14:32,209
No!
365
00:14:32,211 --> 00:14:33,427
Quitting would be
the worst thing
366
00:14:33,429 --> 00:14:34,595
for your relationship.
367
00:14:34,597 --> 00:14:35,662
Why?
368
00:14:35,664 --> 00:14:37,097
Because it would
make you seem like
369
00:14:37,099 --> 00:14:38,999
something she already
thinks you are.
370
00:14:39,001 --> 00:14:41,001
What does she think I am?
371
00:14:41,003 --> 00:14:43,220
How do I put this?
372
00:14:43,222 --> 00:14:45,806
She's been known
to call you a name
373
00:14:45,808 --> 00:14:48,976
that usually applies
to a lady part.
374
00:14:50,478 --> 00:14:52,012
Or a cat.
375
00:14:53,782 --> 00:14:56,200
Or a willow.
376
00:14:59,070 --> 00:15:01,472
I can't believe
she would say that about me.
377
00:15:01,474 --> 00:15:02,823
If you're gonna
cry about it
378
00:15:02,825 --> 00:15:04,975
there's tissues
in my purse.
379
00:15:04,977 --> 00:15:06,911
Unless you got some in yours.
380
00:15:06,913 --> 00:15:08,462
Big willow.
381
00:15:10,932 --> 00:15:14,668
♪ They're coming to America ♪
382
00:15:14,670 --> 00:15:17,638
♪ They're coming
to America ♪
383
00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:19,256
♪ Today
384
00:15:20,809 --> 00:15:22,977
♪ Today
385
00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:26,931
♪ Today
386
00:15:29,184 --> 00:15:32,019
♪ Today!
387
00:15:33,171 --> 00:15:37,191
Okay...
another 30 feet.
388
00:15:37,193 --> 00:15:38,525
Okay.
389
00:15:38,527 --> 00:15:39,660
Oh.
390
00:15:39,662 --> 00:15:41,996
It's a bowling
alley.
391
00:15:41,998 --> 00:15:43,113
Yes.
392
00:15:43,115 --> 00:15:44,231
Yes!
393
00:15:44,233 --> 00:15:48,419
My brain is better
than everybody's!
394
00:15:52,173 --> 00:15:55,359
♪ Love on the rocks
395
00:15:55,361 --> 00:15:57,577
♪ Ain't no big surprise ♪
396
00:15:57,579 --> 00:16:00,180
♪ Just pour me a drink
397
00:16:00,182 --> 00:16:03,667
♪ And I'll tell you
some lies... ♪
398
00:16:04,853 --> 00:16:06,753
Call me a lady part.
399
00:16:06,755 --> 00:16:08,922
We'll see about that.
400
00:16:11,443 --> 00:16:13,060
Can you reach the clue?
401
00:16:13,062 --> 00:16:13,827
Almost.
402
00:16:13,829 --> 00:16:15,446
Hurry, Sheldon and Penny
403
00:16:15,448 --> 00:16:17,281
were right behind us
in the bowling alley.
404
00:16:17,283 --> 00:16:18,866
Got it!
405
00:16:18,868 --> 00:16:20,117
Great,
climb back up.
406
00:16:21,970 --> 00:16:24,154
Come on!
407
00:16:26,574 --> 00:16:29,877
Yeah, Penny might
be onto something.
408
00:16:31,079 --> 00:16:32,796
To the planetarium!
409
00:16:32,798 --> 00:16:33,797
Let's go!
410
00:16:33,799 --> 00:16:35,082
To the tar pits!
411
00:16:35,084 --> 00:16:36,166
Let's go!
412
00:16:36,168 --> 00:16:37,968
There's a Neil Diamond
concert next month!
413
00:16:37,970 --> 00:16:40,054
Let's go!
414
00:16:42,257 --> 00:16:44,258
Three bags,
no one's opened 'em.
415
00:16:44,260 --> 00:16:45,392
We're the first ones here!
416
00:16:45,394 --> 00:16:46,660
(gasps)
417
00:16:46,662 --> 00:16:48,628
It's dirty laundry. You're up.
What? You...
418
00:16:48,630 --> 00:16:49,596
Why me?
419
00:16:49,598 --> 00:16:50,898
Because you've
been training
420
00:16:50,900 --> 00:16:52,016
for this
your whole life.
421
00:16:52,018 --> 00:16:54,485
You live in a pile
of dirty laundry.
422
00:16:57,022 --> 00:16:58,272
They're here first.
423
00:16:58,274 --> 00:17:00,891
This is because you made me slow
down for that blind guy.
424
00:17:00,893 --> 00:17:03,160
Okay, the clue
must be in the bag.
425
00:17:03,162 --> 00:17:05,412
The clue must be
in the bag.
426
00:17:05,414 --> 00:17:06,447
What's... it's just
a bunch of pants.
427
00:17:06,449 --> 00:17:07,498
It's just
a bunch of pants.
428
00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:08,999
You know,
I'm surprised
429
00:17:09,001 --> 00:17:10,367
you want to copy
my answers
430
00:17:10,369 --> 00:17:12,169
since I'm not even smart
enough to be on your team.
431
00:17:12,171 --> 00:17:14,821
Well, why would you want to be
on someone's team
432
00:17:14,823 --> 00:17:16,156
who you like
to call a...
433
00:17:16,158 --> 00:17:18,158
I can't even say it
in front of Sheldon.
434
00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:20,494
What are you talking about?
435
00:17:20,496 --> 00:17:22,479
You know exactly what
I'm talking about.
436
00:17:22,481 --> 00:17:23,380
No, she doesn't.
437
00:17:23,382 --> 00:17:24,882
I just made
that up.
438
00:17:24,884 --> 00:17:27,167
Why would you do that?
439
00:17:27,169 --> 00:17:28,769
Because you were about
to quit like a big--
440
00:17:28,771 --> 00:17:30,137
Sheldon, cover your ears.
441
00:17:31,523 --> 00:17:33,440
I'm not a child.
442
00:17:33,442 --> 00:17:35,609
I know the word "ninny."
443
00:17:35,611 --> 00:17:36,794
Yeah, well, you
should have quit
444
00:17:36,796 --> 00:17:38,112
'cause I'm still
gonna beat your ass.
445
00:17:38,114 --> 00:17:40,314
Wish I had a man
like her on my team.
446
00:17:41,449 --> 00:17:42,616
Hey, I-I am every bit
447
00:17:42,618 --> 00:17:44,535
as much of
a man as Penny.
448
00:17:44,537 --> 00:17:46,620
Now, let's do this!
449
00:17:46,622 --> 00:17:49,456
Wait, it's not all pants,
there's one shirt.
450
00:17:49,458 --> 00:17:50,457
Oh.
451
00:17:50,459 --> 00:17:52,209
(gasps)
Hey, that's my shirt.
452
00:17:52,211 --> 00:17:53,944
This one is, too.
No, no, that's not mine.
453
00:17:53,946 --> 00:17:54,962
That has a big
spot on it.
454
00:17:54,964 --> 00:17:55,963
But wait.
455
00:17:55,965 --> 00:17:56,997
So does this one.
456
00:17:56,999 --> 00:17:58,966
Maybe the spot's
the clue.
457
00:18:03,871 --> 00:18:04,838
"Sheldon's spot."
458
00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:07,391
The coin is in your spot!
459
00:18:07,393 --> 00:18:09,593
Oh, that's clever.
460
00:18:09,595 --> 00:18:10,844
PENNY:
Hurry!
461
00:18:10,846 --> 00:18:12,312
Be there in a minute.
462
00:18:12,314 --> 00:18:13,847
I just have to pre-soak these!
463
00:18:17,235 --> 00:18:19,719
(screaming)
464
00:18:19,721 --> 00:18:22,306
Stop her, Leonard!
Stop her!
465
00:18:26,894 --> 00:18:28,412
(screaming)
466
00:18:30,115 --> 00:18:31,748
Well, where the
hell's the coin?
467
00:18:31,750 --> 00:18:33,167
Wasn't the answer
Sheldon's spot?
468
00:18:33,169 --> 00:18:35,669
Oh, yes, Leonard.
469
00:18:35,671 --> 00:18:37,871
Yes, it was.
470
00:18:38,790 --> 00:18:40,524
Then where's the coin?
471
00:18:40,526 --> 00:18:42,292
Yes, exactly.
472
00:18:42,294 --> 00:18:43,677
Where is the coin?
473
00:18:44,879 --> 00:18:47,381
Why don't you look
in your pockets?
474
00:18:51,553 --> 00:18:54,555
I slipped them in there
earlier today.
475
00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:57,474
I don't get it.
476
00:18:57,476 --> 00:18:59,443
Don't you see?
477
00:18:59,445 --> 00:19:01,195
When we're all
having fun together,
478
00:19:01,197 --> 00:19:03,280
we're already winners.
479
00:19:03,282 --> 00:19:04,448
Oh, look.
480
00:19:04,450 --> 00:19:05,765
See?
481
00:19:05,767 --> 00:19:08,235
Even I'm a winner.
482
00:19:09,070 --> 00:19:11,271
Are you
kidding me?
483
00:19:12,407 --> 00:19:15,242
That is the stupidest
thing I've ever heard.
484
00:19:16,227 --> 00:19:20,397
You suck so hard.
485
00:19:20,399 --> 00:19:22,666
Well, I thought...
486
00:19:22,668 --> 00:19:24,451
Come on,
I didn't want anyone
487
00:19:24,453 --> 00:19:26,136
to feel bad at the end
of the game.
488
00:19:26,138 --> 00:19:28,589
And some of those puzzles
were really hard
489
00:19:28,591 --> 00:19:30,424
and I didn't know
who was gonna get Penny.
490
00:19:36,681 --> 00:19:38,382
Run.
491
00:19:38,384 --> 00:19:40,634
Okay, okay,
that-that came out wrong,
492
00:19:40,636 --> 00:19:41,968
but you have to admit,
493
00:19:41,970 --> 00:19:44,288
you all had a wonderful time.
494
00:19:45,340 --> 00:19:48,275
Run to India.
495
00:19:48,277 --> 00:19:51,311
I just wanted to do
something beautiful!
496
00:19:55,450 --> 00:19:56,450
Hey, look.
497
00:19:56,452 --> 00:19:58,619
I won.
498
00:20:06,442 --> 00:20:08,727
(Neil Diamond's "Cherry, Cherry"
playing)
499
00:20:08,729 --> 00:20:11,113
♪ Hey, she got
the way to move me ♪
500
00:20:11,115 --> 00:20:12,164
♪ Cherry
501
00:20:12,166 --> 00:20:13,916
♪ She got the way to groove me
502
00:20:13,918 --> 00:20:15,484
♪ Cherry, baby
503
00:20:15,486 --> 00:20:17,936
♪ She got the way to move me
504
00:20:17,938 --> 00:20:20,155
♪ She got the way to groove me
505
00:20:23,276 --> 00:20:25,127
♪ She got the way to move me
506
00:20:25,129 --> 00:20:26,128
♪ Cherry
507
00:20:26,130 --> 00:20:31,130
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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