1
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So... couldn't help
but notice none of you RSVP'd

2
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to my murder mystery dinner party.

3
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Oh, yeah.
We were meaning to do that.

4
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No, you weren't, because it
was a weak ago and nobody came!

5
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So if you want to solve the mystery
of who stabbed Koothrappali

6
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in the back with the weapon of
indifference, it was all of you.

7
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I don't think that qualities
as a mystery.

8
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We all knew what we were doing.

9
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-We're sorry, Rajesh.
-Maybe we can do it next week.

10
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Whoa, we're not that sorry.

11
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Don't worry, I can take a hint.
No more murder mystery parties.

12
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-Thank you.
-Hallelujah.

13
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Because I've got something
even better planned!

14
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-Come on!
-Just hear me out.

15
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I'm going to make you guys
a scavenger hunt.

16
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like they have at MIT.

17
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Oh, I loved those.
I did them every year there.

18
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-We did them at Princeton, too.
-Oh, that's cute.

19
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Like it's a real college.

20
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That's amusing. I was going
to say that about MIT,

21
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but it works for Princeton, too.

22
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Scavenger hunts at Harvard
were really tough.

23
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I always got stuck
on the first challenge.

24
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Trying to End someone
to be on a team with me.

25
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I guess that story's
more sad than funny.

26
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I love scavenger hunts. My friends
and I had them all the time.

27
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Oh, these are a little different.

28
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There's a tradition
at elite universities.

29
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And Princeton.

30
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A tradition of hunts full of puzzles
that rely on logic,

31
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obscure knowledge, science.

32
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Oh, in ours we would just run
around town looking for a store

33
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that would sell us beer.

34
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-So, who's in?
-I think it sounds fun.

35
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-Yeah, me, too.
-I'm in.

36
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-Let's do it.
-I'm sorry.

37
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Are we really doing this
or are we tricking Koothrappali again

38
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like with the dinner party?

39
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I (THEME SONG PLAYING) I

40
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What's all this?

41
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Oh, everything I could possibly heed
to win the scavenger hunt.

42
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You really think he's gonna
send us to a bowling alley?

43
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Well, if he does, do you know how
filthy those rental balls are?

44
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They might as well
stand on the corner

45
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and give away free rectal exams.

46
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Ahem.

47
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Okay, everybody.

48
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Who's ready for a...

49
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Oh!

50
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...scavenger hunt?

51
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J' (ELECTRONIC DANCE
MUSIC PLAYING) J'

52
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Somewhere... in the city of Pasadena,

53
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I've hidden a golden coin! (ECHOING)

54
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You will be faced with a total
often puzzles! (ECHOING)

55
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Each-- (COUGHS)

56
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Each... each puzzle will lead you

57
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to the location of the next,

58
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the last of which
will lead you to the coin. (ECHOING)

59
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The first team that Ends it... wins!

60
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He is a born showman.

61
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Any questions? (ECHOING)

62
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Yes, to be fair, do people who went
to Princeton get a head start?

63
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That's not funny.

64
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Oh, it actually ls,
if you get the joke.

65
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It's based on the premise that
Princeton isn't a very good school.

66
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Ha-ha.

67
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Oh, see? Now, he gets it.

68
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Okay, guys, go ahead and divide
yourselves into teams of two.

69
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-Should we just do couples?
-Couples sounds great.

70
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Or we could mix things up.
Maybe pick names out of a hat, whatever.

71
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.

72
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Why don't you just admit you don't
want to be on a team with me.

73
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I just said, "Couples sound great."

74
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Mm-hmm, yeah, you don't
think I'm smart enough.

75
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You think I'm gonna be a liability.

76
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Even though I totally just used
the word "liability" correctly

77
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in a sentence.

78
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Yeah.

79
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No, let's do couples. I want to.

80
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No, no, no. Let's mix things up.

81
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I choose Sheldon,
and we're gonna kick your ass!

82
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Yeah-- really?

83
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The only time I'm ever
picked first for a team

84
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and I'm stuck with the liability?

85
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Stop that.
Penny is not a liability.

86
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Thank you.
Do you want to be on my team?

87
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Maybe we pick names out of a hat.

88
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Hurry up and close the door
so they can't hear us.

89
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Would you stop pouting?
So, you picked my name. Get over it.

90
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Yes, and do you know what
the odds are I'd pick your name?

91
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-No.
one in five.

92
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Now you know why I'm pouting.

93
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All right, teams.
Get ready to open your first puzzle.

94
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Go!

95
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Do you see what I did?
The Hrs! puzzle is a puzzle!

96
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Oh, my God, how adorable is that?

97
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I wish I had a friend like me.

98
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What are you doing?
You have to start with the edges.

99
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There's no right way, Sheldon.
I already found a few pieces that tit.

100
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Yeah, well, take them apart
and start with the edges.

101
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And stop wasting time.

102
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Wow, you're really good at puzzles.

103
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I did them all the time as a kid.

104
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As my mom used to say,
"When you're doing a puzzle,

105
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it's like having a thousand friends."

106
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She was full
of fun lies like that.

107
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If it makes you feel any better,
my mom's just full of pound cake.

108
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I'm sorry you got stuck with me.

109
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I bet you wanted
to be with Bernadette.

110
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Have you ever played
a game with Bernadette?

111
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-No.
-Have you ever gone

112
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into a steel cage with a wolverine?

113
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Faster, faster, faster!
Do you not know that word?

114
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-It means "more fast"!
-Stop yelling at me.

115
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Hey! You'll know
when I'm yelling at you.

116
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Oh. Oh, it's the comic book store!
All right, come on.

117
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That's where we have to go.

118
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But we haven't finished the puzzle.

119
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Well, it doesn't matter!
We know the answer!

120
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You think you know the answer.
But it could be a trick.

121
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What if when the puzzle's complete,

122
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there's a sign
in the window that says,

123
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"Go to the train store"?

124
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Okay, it's not gonna say that.

125
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Well, I hope you're wrong.
I really want to go to the train store.

126
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It's the comic book store. Let's go!

127
00:07:05,625 --> 00:07:08,731
Come on, numb nuts,
it's the comic book store!

128
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It's the comic book store,
it's the comic bookstore,

129
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it's the comic book store!

130
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-It's the comic book store.
-Oh!

131
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-Do you think Penny's mad at me?
-Because you're in the right lane

132
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behind a bus and won't go around it?
I'm sure she finds it charming.

133
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No, because I didn't
want heron my team.

134
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I'm starting to think
she dodged a bullet.

135
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The slowest bullet in the world.

136
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I never realized
you were so competitive.

137
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Yeah, I know.

138
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It's probably because I grew up
with five brothers and sisters

139
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so I had to tight for every--

140
00:08:02,282 --> 00:08:04,660
Oh, my God, you did not
just slow down for a bird!

141
00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:06,627
You know they fly, right?!

142
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I think this is
the first time we've ever

143
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actually been alone together.

144
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Huh, I guess you're right.
Wonder why that is.

145
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Well, off the top of my head,
I'd say we don't have a lot

146
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in common except for the people
we're involved with.

147
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Plus, when we first met,
Penny warned me never

148
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to get into a car alone with you.

149
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Yeah.

150
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You know, I bet you and I have
more in common than we think.

151
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-Such as?
-I don't know.

152
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-Tell me somethings you like.
-Uh, let's see.

153
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I like harps,
Little House on the Prairie,

154
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medieval poetry,
medieval literature--

155
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Hey, how about some music?

156
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Great. Sheldon never lets me
listen to music in the car.

157
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He doesn't want to be mistaken
for a gang member.

158
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Find something you like.

159
00:09:01,107 --> 00:09:03,451
Beatles, boring.

160
00:09:03,610 --> 00:09:05,920
Eminem, scary.

161
00:09:06,079 --> 00:09:08,457
Weird AI? How old are you?

162
00:09:09,683 --> 00:09:13,859
-Neil Diamond?
-Yeah, I love Neil Diamond.

163
00:09:14,020 --> 00:09:15,624
I love Neil Diamond.

164
00:09:19,592 --> 00:09:23,233
J' (SINGING NEIL DIAMOND'S
"SWEET CAROLINE") J'

165
00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:37,549
Oh, hey, thanks for letting me
use the comic book store

166
00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:39,622
-as part of the scavenger hunt.
-Oh, my pleasure.

167
00:09:39,779 --> 00:09:41,588
Always happy to help out
with fun things

168
00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:44,160
that I wasn't invited
to be a part of.

169
00:09:44,317 --> 00:09:48,231
Oh, congratulations.
You're the first team to arrive.

170
00:09:48,388 --> 00:09:50,925
Yes! It's not a ruse
to make fun of me!

171
00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:53,662
It's a real game and I'm winning it!

172
00:09:55,328 --> 00:09:58,571
Your next puzzle is a riddle.

173
00:09:58,731 --> 00:10:02,679
And who better to give it to you
than The Riddler?

174
00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:08,075
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

175
00:10:08,241 --> 00:10:09,845
How am I faster than you?

176
00:10:10,009 --> 00:10:13,115
I'm in heels and I stopped
to take a phone call.

177
00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:17,591
I have asthma. Back off!

178
00:10:17,751 --> 00:10:21,995
"Riddle me this.
Arrah, Arrah, and gather round,

179
00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:24,863
the work of this hero
is legion-bound.

180
00:10:25,024 --> 00:10:27,527
He multiplies N
by the number of He,

181
00:10:27,694 --> 00:10:31,039
and in this room
the thing you'll see."

182
00:10:31,197 --> 00:10:32,471
-Good riddle, huh?
-Yeah.

183
00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:36,375
So when you guys plan fun activities,
does my name even...

184
00:10:36,536 --> 00:10:38,174
Come up, or...?

185
00:10:39,706 --> 00:10:41,652
I invited you to my
murder mystery party.

186
00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:47,281
-No, you didn't.
-Oh.

187
00:10:48,715 --> 00:10:50,820
We're the last ones here,
hurry up!

188
00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:54,193
-It is a marathon, not a sprint.
-People run in a marathon!

189
00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:56,197
Not with a bowling ball
on their back.

190
00:10:56,356 --> 00:10:58,700
Hey, Penny, I just
wanted to say good luck,

191
00:10:58,858 --> 00:11:00,235
and I hops there's no hard feelings.

192
00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:03,840
Hey, Romeo! Repair your relationship
on your own time!

193
00:11:05,398 --> 00:11:08,504
Relax, it's a hard puzzle.
It's gonna take a while to solve.

194
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,238
-"Riddle me this--"
-Got it.

195
00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:13,179
Hey, Princeton, look at that,

196
00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:15,410
Team Community College Night School
is in the lead.

197
00:11:17,377 --> 00:11:20,017
I thought we were
the Lightning Sharks!

198
00:11:21,548 --> 00:11:23,585
Hey, you know what this could mean...

199
00:11:25,051 --> 00:11:28,089
Oh, oh, that's good.
Then this would be...

200
00:11:28,254 --> 00:11:30,666
-That's it.
-To the Neil Mobile!

201
00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:34,505
I knew it, we're gonna lose!

202
00:11:34,661 --> 00:11:36,163
Wait, I got It. I got it!

203
00:11:36,329 --> 00:11:38,866
Congratulations, you got it last.

204
00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:47,441
You're really mean, you know that?

205
00:11:54,747 --> 00:11:56,852
So no one's gonna buy anything.

206
00:11:59,786 --> 00:12:02,733
A-ha! Okay...

207
00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:04,368
Let's see.

208
00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:08,062
"To continue on your quest,
leave no stone unturned."

209
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,538
The next clue must be hidden
under one of these rocks.

210
00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:12,608
Okay.

211
00:12:12,765 --> 00:12:13,971
Sheldon, I've got to ask.

212
00:12:14,133 --> 00:12:16,636
How did you figure out
that it was the geology lab?

213
00:12:16,803 --> 00:12:17,611
Oh, simple.

214
00:12:17,770 --> 00:12:20,717
The Arrah Arrah in the riddle
meant Jan Arrah,

215
00:12:20,873 --> 00:12:23,444
a member of the Legion of
Superheroes known as Element Lad.

216
00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:26,784
And then the word "He,"
it wasn't the masculine pronoun,

217
00:12:26,946 --> 00:12:29,620
but rather, "H-E,"
the abbreviation for helium.

218
00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:31,595
See where I'm going with this?

219
00:12:33,653 --> 00:12:36,497
-Yes.
-Nice try.

220
00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:38,829
Now, Element Lad's ability

221
00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:40,994
is the power to transmute
chemical elements.

222
00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:43,606
Helium has an atomic number of two.

223
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:47,609
If you multiply that by the
atomic number of "N," nitrogen,

224
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:52,079
you get 14, which is
the atomic number of...?

225
00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:57,686
I'm just funnin' you, silicon.
And that is the most common element

226
00:12:57,844 --> 00:12:59,949
in the Earth's surface.
So that narrowed it down

227
00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:02,024
to the geology lab
or the chemistry lab.

228
00:13:02,181 --> 00:13:04,422
Wow.

229
00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:06,825
I can drink a beer underwater.

230
00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:09,864
And I'm sure your parents are proud.

231
00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:14,369
Now, finally, the line
"in this room the thing you'll see"

232
00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:17,633
was an obvious reference
to Fantastic Four member The Thing,

233
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:21,540
-who's made entirely of--
-Shut up. I solved it!

234
00:13:25,838 --> 00:13:28,011
Those are map coordinates.

235
00:13:28,174 --> 00:13:30,211
Got 'em. Let's go.

236
00:13:30,376 --> 00:13:33,289
Wait. Don't you want to know
how I figured it out?

237
00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:35,050
No one likes a know-it-all, Penny.

238
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:42,698
J' (SINGING NEIL DIAMOND'S
"AMERICA") J'

239
00:13:58,638 --> 00:13:59,981
Um...

240
00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:05,079
I'm okay with you driving my car,
I'm not okay with you flying my car.

241
00:14:05,244 --> 00:14:07,315
Don't sweat it, my dad's a cop.
He can fix things.

242
00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:11,258
Uh-huh. Like death?

243
00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:15,729
Your kid may be an honour student,
but you're a moron!

244
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,829
Penny's not answering my texts.

245
00:14:19,992 --> 00:14:21,699
Who cares?
Focus on the game.

246
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:24,273
This stupid game is why
she's mad in the first place.

247
00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:26,103
-I'm telling her I'm quitting.
-No!

248
00:14:26,265 --> 00:14:28,711
Quitting would be the worst thing
for your relationship.

249
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:29,869
Why?

250
00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:33,176
Because it would make you seem like
something she already thinks you are.

251
00:14:33,339 --> 00:14:37,617
-What does she think I am?
-How do I put this?

252
00:14:37,777 --> 00:14:42,920
She's been known to call you a name
that usually applies to a lady part.

253
00:14:45,084 --> 00:14:46,085
Or a cat.

254
00:14:48,087 --> 00:14:50,260
Or a willow.

255
00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:55,603
I can't believe
she would say that about mo.

256
00:14:55,762 --> 00:14:59,107
If you're gonna cry about it,
theres tissues in my purse.

257
00:14:59,265 --> 00:15:02,542
Unless you got some in yours.
Big willow.

258
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:08,386
J' (SINGING NEIL DIAMOND'S
"AMERICA") J'

259
00:15:27,493 --> 00:15:30,997
Okay... another 30 feet.

260
00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:33,007
Okay.

261
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:34,839
Oh. It's a bowling alley.

262
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:38,408
Yes. Yes!

263
00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:43,520
My brain is better than everybody's!

264
00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:50,451
J' (SINGING NEIL DIAMOND'S
"LOVE ON THE ROCKS") J'

265
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:02,368
Call me a lady part.
We'll see about that.

266
00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:07,939
-Can you reach the clue?
-Almost.

267
00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:11,377
Hurry, Sheldon and Penny were right
behind us in the bowling alley.

268
00:16:11,537 --> 00:16:14,108
-Got it!
-Great, climb back up.

269
00:16:17,043 --> 00:16:18,818
Come on!

270
00:16:21,047 --> 00:16:23,721
Yeah, Penny might be onto something.

271
00:16:26,018 --> 00:16:27,895
-To the planetarium!
-Let's go!

272
00:16:28,054 --> 00:16:30,295
-To the tar pits!
-Let's go!

273
00:16:30,456 --> 00:16:32,197
There's a Nell Diamond
concert next month!

274
00:16:32,358 --> 00:16:34,065
Let's go!

275
00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:40,002
Three bags, no one's opened 'em.
Ware the first ones here!

276
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:43,676
-It's dirty laundry. You're up.
-Why me?

277
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:46,214
Because you've been training
for this your whole life.

278
00:16:46,372 --> 00:16:48,579
You live in a pile of dirty laundry.

279
00:16:51,210 --> 00:16:52,553
They're here first.
This is because

280
00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:55,056
you made me slow down
for that blind guy.

281
00:16:55,214 --> 00:16:59,253
-Okay, the clue must be in the bag.
-The clue must be in the bag.

282
00:16:59,418 --> 00:17:01,728
-It's just a bunch of pants.
-It's just a bunch of pants.

283
00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:04,562
You know, I'm surprised
you want to copy my answers

284
00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:06,397
since I'm not even smart
enough to be on your team.

285
00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:08,937
Well, why would you want
to be on someone's team

286
00:17:09,095 --> 00:17:12,406
who you like to call a-- I can't
even say it in front of Sheldon.

287
00:17:13,432 --> 00:17:14,672
What are you talking about?

288
00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:16,575
You know exactly
what I'm talking about.

289
00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:19,080
No, she doesn't.
I just made that up.

290
00:17:20,072 --> 00:17:21,380
Why would you do that?

291
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:24,078
Because you were about to quit like
a big-- Sheldon, cover your ears.

292
00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:29,248
I'm not a child.
I know the word "ninny."

293
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:32,226
Yeah, well, you should have quit
'cause I'm still gonna beat your ass.

294
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:35,127
Wish I had a man
like her on my team.

295
00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:38,462
Hey, I am every bit
as much of a man as Penny.

296
00:17:38,624 --> 00:17:40,695
Now, Iet's do this!

297
00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:43,602
Walt, it's not all pants,
there's one shirt.

298
00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:46,369
-Oh.
-Hey, that's my shirt.

299
00:17:46,532 --> 00:17:48,569
-This one is, too.
-No, no, that's not mine.

300
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:51,112
-That has a big spot on it.
-Wait. So does this one.

301
00:17:51,270 --> 00:17:53,045
Maybe the spot's the clue.

302
00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:01,085
"Sheldon's spot."
The coin is in your spot!

303
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,960
-Oh, that's clever.
Hurry!

304
00:18:05,117 --> 00:18:07,927
Be there in a minute.
I just have to pre-soak these!

305
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:17,636
Stop her, Leonard! Stop her!

306
00:18:24,403 --> 00:18:27,680
-Where the hell's the coin?
-Wasn't the answer Sheldon's spot?

307
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:32,016
Oh, yes, Leonard. Yes, it was.

308
00:18:33,012 --> 00:18:36,186
-Then where's the coin?
-Yes, exactly.

309
00:18:36,349 --> 00:18:37,760
Where is the coin?

310
00:18:39,151 --> 00:18:41,461
Why don't you look in your pockets?

311
00:18:45,424 --> 00:18:48,030
I slipped them in there
earlier today.

312
00:18:50,096 --> 00:18:53,339
-I don't get it.
-Don't you see?

313
00:18:53,499 --> 00:18:57,606
When we're all having fun together,
we're already winners.

314
00:18:57,770 --> 00:18:59,545
Oh, look. See?

315
00:18:59,705 --> 00:19:01,844
Even I'm a winner.

316
00:19:04,043 --> 00:19:05,317
Are you kidding me?

317
00:19:06,712 --> 00:19:09,318
That is the stupidest thing
I've ever heard.

318
00:19:10,516 --> 00:19:14,396
You suck so hard.

319
00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:18,567
Well, I thought...
Come on, I didn't want anyone

320
00:19:18,724 --> 00:19:20,533
to feel bad at the end of the game.

321
00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:22,832
And some of those puzzles
were really hard

322
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,497
and I didn't know
who was gonna get Penny.

323
00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:32,577
Run.

324
00:19:32,738 --> 00:19:36,015
Okay, okay, that came out wrong,
but you have to admit,

325
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,246
you all had a wonderful time.

326
00:19:39,578 --> 00:19:41,751
Run to India.

327
00:19:42,648 --> 00:19:46,027
I just wanted to do
something beautiful!

328
00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:52,733
Hey, look. I won.

329
00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:03,039
J' (SINGING NEIL DIAMOND'S
"CHERRY, CHERRY") J'

