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So...

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couldn't help but notice

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none of you RSVP'd to my
murder mystery dinner party.

4
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Oh, yeah.

5
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We were meaning to do that.

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No, you weren't because it was
a week ago and nobody came!

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So, if you want to solve
the mystery of who stabbed

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Koothrappali in the back with the weapon
of indifference, it was all of you.

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I don't think that qualifies as a mystery.
We all knew what we were doing.

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We're sorry, Rajesh.

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- Maybe we can do it next week.
- Whoa, whoa, we're not that sorry.

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Don't worry, I can take a hint.

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No more murder mystery parties.

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- Great. - Thank you.
- Hallelujah.

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Because I've got something
even better planned.

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- Aw! - Why?
- Come on.

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Just hear me out.

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I'm going to make you guys a scavenger
hunt like they have at M.I.T.

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- Oh...
- I loved those.

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- I did them every year there.
- We did them at Princeton, too.

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Oh, that's cute. Like
it's a real college.

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That's amusing-- I was going
to say that about M.I.T.,

23
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but it works for Princeton, too.

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Scavenger hunts at Harvard
were really tough.

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I always got stuck on
the first challenge--

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trying to find someone
to be on a team with me.

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I guess that story's
more sad than funny.

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I love scavenger hunts. My friends
and I had them all the time.

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Oh, these are a little different. There's
a tradition at elite universities.

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And Princeton.

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A tradition of hunts full of
puzzles that rely on logic

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and obscure knowledge, science.

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Oh, in ours we would just run
around town looking for a store

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that would sell us beer.

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So, uh, who's in?

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- I think it sounds fun.
- Yeah, me, too.

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- I'm in.
- Let's do it.

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I'm sorry. Are we really doing this

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or are we tricking Koothrappali
again like with the dinner party?

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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪

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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪

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♪ The Earth began to cool

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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪

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♪ We built the Wall
♪ <i>We built the pyramids</i> ♪

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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪

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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪

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♪ <i>Bang!</i> ♪

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<font color=#00FF00>♪ The Big Bang Theory 7x03 ♪</font>
<font color=#00FFFF>The Scavenger Vortex</font>
Original Air Date on October 3, 2013

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== sync, corrected by <font color=#00FF00>elderman</font> ==
<font color=#00FFFF>@elder_man</font>
Resync for WEB-DL by Norther

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What's all this?

51
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Oh, everything I could possibly
need to win the scavenger hunt.

52
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You really think he's gonna
send us to a bowling alley?

53
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Well, if he does, do you know how
filthy those rental balls are?

54
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They might as well stand on the corner
and give away free rectal exams.

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Okay, everybody.

56
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Who's ready for a...

57
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...scavenger
: hunt.

58
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Somewhere...

59
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in the city of Pasadena,

60
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I've hidden a golden coin.

61
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Oh!

62
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You will be faced with a
total of ten puzzles!

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Each p...

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Each... each puzzle will lead you
to the location of the next.

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The last of which will
lead you to the coin.

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The first team that finds it...

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wins!

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He is a born showman.

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Any questions?

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Yes, to be fair, do people who went
to Princeton get a head start?

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That's not funny.

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Oh, it actually is
if you get the joke.

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It's based on the premise that
Princeton isn't a very good school.

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Ha-ha.

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Oh, see? Now he gets it.

76
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Okay, guys, go ahead and divide
yourselves into teams of two.

77
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Should we just do couples?

78
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Couples sounds great. Or
we could mix things up.

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Maybe pick names out of a hat.
Whatever.

80
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Whoa, whoa... whoa.

81
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Why don't you just admit you don't
want to be on a team with me.

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I just said,
"Couples sound great."

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Mm-hmm, yeah, you don't
think I'm smart enough.

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You think I'm gonna
be a liability.

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Even though I totally just used the word
"liability" correctly in a sentence.

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Yeah.

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All right, let's-let's do couples.
I want to.

88
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No, no. Let's mix things up.

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I choose Sheldon, and we're
gonna kick your ass!

90
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Yeah... really?

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The only time I'm ever picked first for a
team and I'm stuck with the liability?

92
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Stop that. Penny is
not a liability.

93
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Thank you. Do you want
to be on my team?

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Maybe we pick names
out of a hat.

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All right, hurry up and close
the door so they can't hear us.

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Would you stop pouting? So, you
picked my name. Get over it.

97
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Yes, and do you know what the
odds are I'd pick your name?

98
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- No.
- It's not hard-- one in five.

99
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Now you know why I'm pouting.

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<i>All right, teams. Get ready
to open your first puzzle.</i>

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<i>Go!</i>

102
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<i>Do you see what I did?</i>

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<i>The first puzzle is a puzzle! Oh,
my God, how adorable is that?</i>

104
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<i>I wish I had a friend like me.</i>

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What are you doing? You have
to start with the edges.

106
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Well, there's no right way, Sheldon. I
already found a few pieces that fit.

107
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Yeah, well, take them apart
and start with the edges.

108
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And stop wasting time.

109
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Wow, you're really
good at puzzles.

110
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I did them all the
time as a kid.

111
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As my mom used to say,

112
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"When you're doing a puzzle, it's
like having a thousand friends."

113
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She was full of fun
lies like that.

114
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If it makes you feel any better,
my mom's just full of pound cake.

115
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I'm sorry you got stuck with me. I bet
you wanted to be with Bernadette.

116
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Have you ever played
a game with Bernadette?

117
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No.

118
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Have you ever gone into a
steel cage with a wolverine?

119
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Faster, faster, faster!

120
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Do you not know that word?
It means "more fast"!

121
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Stop yelling at me.

122
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Hey!

123
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You'll know when I'm
yelling at you.

124
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Ooh, ooh, it's the
comic book store!

125
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All right, come on. That's
where we have to go.

126
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But we haven't
finished the puzzle.

127
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Well, it-it doesn't matter!
We know the answer!

128
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- Come on.
- You think you know the answer.

129
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But it could be a trick.

130
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What if when the puzzle's complete,
there's a sign in the window that says,

131
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"Go to the train store"?

132
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- Okay, it's not gonna say that.
- Well, I hope you're wrong.

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I really want to go
to the train store.

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It's the comic book store.
Let's go!

135
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Come on, numb nuts,
it's the comic book store!

136
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It's the comic book store,
it's the comic book store,

137
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it's the comic book store!

138
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It's the comic book store.

139
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Do you think Penny's mad at me?

140
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Because you're in the right lane behind
a bus and you won't go around it?

141
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I'm sure she finds it charming.

142
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No, because I didn't
want her on my team.

143
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I'm starting to think
she dodged a bullet.

144
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The slowest bullet in the world.

145
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Geez, I never realized
you were so competitive.

146
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Yeah, I know.

147
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It's-it's probably because I grew
up with five brothers and sisters

148
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so I had to fight for every...

149
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Oh, my God, you did not
just slow down for a bird!

150
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You know they fly, right?!

151
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I think this is the first time we've
ever actually been alone together.

152
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Huh,

153
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I guess you're right.
Wonder why that is?

154
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Well, off the top of my head,
I'd say we don't have a lot

155
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in common except for the
people we're involved with.

156
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Plus, when we first met, Penny warned me
never to get into a car alone with you.

157
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Yeah.

158
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You know, I bet you and I have
more in common than we think.

159
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Such as?

160
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I don't know.

161
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Tell me some things you like.

162
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Uh, let's see. I like harps,
<i>Little House on the Prairie,</i>

163
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medieval poetry,
medieval literature...

164
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Hey, how about some music?

165
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Great. Sheldon never lets me
listen to music in the car.

166
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He doesn't want to be
mistaken for a gang member.

167
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Find something you like.

168
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Beatles, boring.

169
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Eminem, scary.

170
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Weird Al? How old are you?

171
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Neil Diamond?

172
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Yeah, I love Neil Diamond.

173
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I love Neil Diamond.

174
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♪ Sweet Caroline

175
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♪ Bum-ba-da

176
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♪ Good times never
seemed so good ♪

177
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♪ So good, so good, so good ♪

178
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♪ I've been... ♪

179
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Oh, hey, thanks for letting
me use the comic book store

180
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as part of the scavenger hunt.

181
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Oh, my pleasure. Always happy
to help out with fun things

182
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that I wasn't invited
to be a part of.

183
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Oh, congratulations.

184
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You're the first team to arrive.

185
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Yes! It's not a ruse
to make fun of me.

186
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It's a real game
and I'm winning it!

187
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Your next puzzle is a riddle.

188
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And who better to give it
to you than The Riddler?

189
00:10:01,577 --> 00:10:05,735
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

190
00:10:06,229 --> 00:10:07,740
How am I faster than you?

191
00:10:07,754 --> 00:10:10,677
I'm wearing heels and I
stopped to take a phone call.

192
00:10:11,612 --> 00:10:13,508
I have asthma.

193
00:10:13,752 --> 00:10:15,393
Back off!

194
00:10:16,259 --> 00:10:17,323
"Riddle me this.

195
00:10:17,349 --> 00:10:22,728
"Arrah, Arrah, and gather round, the
work of this hero is legion-bound.

196
00:10:22,741 --> 00:10:28,309
"He multiplies N by the number of He,
and in this room the thing you'll see."

197
00:10:29,214 --> 00:10:30,514
- Good riddle, huh?
- Yeah.

198
00:10:30,529 --> 00:10:33,798
So when you guys plan fun
activities, does my name even...

199
00:10:34,454 --> 00:10:36,322
come up, or...?

200
00:10:37,557 --> 00:10:39,949
I invited you to my
murder mystery party.

201
00:10:40,143 --> 00:10:42,194
No, you didn't.

202
00:10:43,679 --> 00:10:45,238
Oh.

203
00:10:47,169 --> 00:10:48,800
We're the last ones
here, hurry up!

204
00:10:48,813 --> 00:10:50,638
It is a marathon, not a sprint.

205
00:10:50,649 --> 00:10:52,124
People run in a marathon!

206
00:10:52,136 --> 00:10:54,170
Not with a bowling ball
on their back.

207
00:10:54,979 --> 00:10:58,133
Hey, Penny, I just wanted to say good luck,
and I hope there's no hard feelings.

208
00:10:58,161 --> 00:11:02,090
Hey, Romeo! Repair your
relationship on your own time.

209
00:11:03,267 --> 00:11:06,503
Relax, it's a hard puzzle. It's
gonna take a while to solve.

210
00:11:06,528 --> 00:11:08,344
- "Riddle me this..."
- Got it.

211
00:11:09,551 --> 00:11:11,116
Hey, Princeton, look at that,

212
00:11:11,129 --> 00:11:13,850
Team Community College
Night School is in the lead.

213
00:11:15,138 --> 00:11:17,838
I thought we were
the Lightning Sharks.

214
00:11:19,124 --> 00:11:21,342
Hey, you know what
this could mean...

215
00:11:22,532 --> 00:11:26,001
Oh, oh, that's good.
Then this would be...

216
00:11:26,326 --> 00:11:27,403
That's it.

217
00:11:27,422 --> 00:11:29,223
To the Neil Mobile!

218
00:11:30,679 --> 00:11:32,454
I knew it, we're gonna lose!

219
00:11:32,582 --> 00:11:34,126
Wait, I got it.
I got it!

220
00:11:34,151 --> 00:11:36,683
Congratulations,
you got it last.

221
00:11:42,833 --> 00:11:45,099
You're really mean,
you know that?

222
00:11:52,543 --> 00:11:54,607
So no one's gonna buy anything.

223
00:11:57,589 --> 00:11:58,889
Aha!

224
00:11:59,246 --> 00:12:00,422
Okay...

225
00:12:00,881 --> 00:12:02,125
Let's see.

226
00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:05,205
"To continue on your quest,
leave no stone unturned."

227
00:12:05,416 --> 00:12:06,066
Ooh.

228
00:12:06,092 --> 00:12:08,490
The next clue must be hidden
under one of these rocks.

229
00:12:08,547 --> 00:12:10,028
Oh. Okay.

230
00:12:10,666 --> 00:12:14,419
Sheldon, I-I've got to ask. How did you
figure out that it was the geology lab?

231
00:12:14,491 --> 00:12:18,738
Oh, simple. The Arrah, Arrah
in the riddle meant Jan Arrah,

232
00:12:18,764 --> 00:12:21,529
a member of the Legion of
Superheroes, known as Element Lad.

233
00:12:21,561 --> 00:12:22,936
And then the word "He,"

234
00:12:22,965 --> 00:12:26,046
it wasn't the masculine
pronoun, but rather, "H-E,"

235
00:12:26,055 --> 00:12:27,588
the abbreviation for helium.

236
00:12:27,606 --> 00:12:29,568
See where I'm going with this?

237
00:12:31,445 --> 00:12:32,564
Yes.

238
00:12:33,797 --> 00:12:34,665
Nice try.

239
00:12:34,696 --> 00:12:39,038
Now, Element Lad's ability is the
power to transmute chemical elements.

240
00:12:39,057 --> 00:12:41,507
Helium has an atomic
number of two.

241
00:12:41,526 --> 00:12:44,669
If you multiply that by the
atomic number of "N" --

242
00:12:44,697 --> 00:12:49,284
nitrogen-- you get 14, which
is the atomic number of...?

243
00:12:52,177 --> 00:12:53,765
I'm just funnin' you, silicon.

244
00:12:54,034 --> 00:12:56,478
And that is the most common
element in the Earth's surface.

245
00:12:56,499 --> 00:13:00,484
So that narrowed it down to the
geology lab or the chemistry lab.

246
00:13:01,227 --> 00:13:02,302
Wow.

247
00:13:02,417 --> 00:13:04,330
I can drink a beer underwater.

248
00:13:05,972 --> 00:13:07,904
And I'm sure
your parents are proud.

249
00:13:07,970 --> 00:13:12,300
Now, finally, the line "in this
room the thing you'll see"

250
00:13:12,316 --> 00:13:15,517
was an obvious reference to
Fantastic Four member The Thing,

251
00:13:15,529 --> 00:13:18,029
- who's made entirely of...
- Shut up.

252
00:13:18,511 --> 00:13:20,242
I solved it.

253
00:13:23,722 --> 00:13:25,741
Those are map coordinates.

254
00:13:26,344 --> 00:13:27,677
Got 'em. Let's go.

255
00:13:28,206 --> 00:13:31,242
Well, wait. D-Don't you want
to know how I figured it out?

256
00:13:31,413 --> 00:13:33,394
No one likes a
know-it-all, Penny.

257
00:13:37,789 --> 00:13:41,098
♪ On the boats and
on the planes ♪

258
00:13:41,543 --> 00:13:44,749
♪ They're coming to America ♪

259
00:13:45,259 --> 00:13:48,903
♪ Never looking back again

260
00:13:49,264 --> 00:13:51,996
♪ They're coming to America... ♪

261
00:13:57,041 --> 00:14:00,033
Um, I'm okay with
you driving my car.

262
00:14:00,057 --> 00:14:02,610
I'm not okay with
you flying my car.

263
00:14:03,095 --> 00:14:05,180
Don't sweat it, my dad's a cop.
He can fix things.

264
00:14:06,883 --> 00:14:08,833
Uh-huh. Like death?

265
00:14:09,938 --> 00:14:13,401
Your kid may be an honor
student but you're a moron!

266
00:14:16,100 --> 00:14:17,682
Penny's not answering my texts.

267
00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:19,513
Who cares?
Focus on the game.

268
00:14:19,527 --> 00:14:22,044
This stupid game is why
she's mad in the first place.

269
00:14:22,052 --> 00:14:24,258
- I'm telling her I'm quitting.
- No!

270
00:14:24,311 --> 00:14:26,599
Quitting would be the worst
thing for your relationship.

271
00:14:26,722 --> 00:14:27,787
Why?

272
00:14:27,902 --> 00:14:31,364
Because it would make you seem like
something she already thinks you are.

273
00:14:31,545 --> 00:14:33,333
What does she think I am?

274
00:14:33,683 --> 00:14:35,239
How do I put this?

275
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:41,296
She's been known to call you a name
that usually applies to a lady part.

276
00:14:43,092 --> 00:14:44,506
Or a cat.

277
00:14:46,201 --> 00:14:48,024
Or a willow.

278
00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:53,735
I can't believe she would
say that about me.

279
00:14:53,795 --> 00:14:56,973
If you're gonna cry about it
there's tissues in my purse.

280
00:14:57,419 --> 00:15:00,341
Unless you got some in yours.
Big willow.

281
00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:06,500
♪ They're coming to America ♪

282
00:15:06,908 --> 00:15:09,811
♪ They're coming to America ♪

283
00:15:09,846 --> 00:15:11,462
♪ Today

284
00:15:13,572 --> 00:15:15,368
♪ Today

285
00:15:17,394 --> 00:15:18,845
♪ Today

286
00:15:21,273 --> 00:15:23,175
♪ Today!

287
00:15:25,547 --> 00:15:28,821
Okay... another 30 feet.

288
00:15:28,844 --> 00:15:30,176
Okay.

289
00:15:31,003 --> 00:15:31,716
Oh.

290
00:15:31,756 --> 00:15:33,717
It's a bowling alley.

291
00:15:34,217 --> 00:15:35,332
Yes.

292
00:15:35,422 --> 00:15:36,813
Yes!

293
00:15:36,865 --> 00:15:40,643
My brain is better
than everybody's!

294
00:15:45,018 --> 00:15:47,507
♪ Love on the rocks

295
00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:49,746
♪ Ain't no big surprise ♪

296
00:15:50,267 --> 00:15:52,186
♪ Just pour me a drink

297
00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:55,564
♪ And I'll tell you some lies... ♪

298
00:15:57,441 --> 00:16:00,557
Call me a lady part.
We'll see about that.

299
00:16:03,819 --> 00:16:05,999
- Can you reach the clue?
- Almost.

300
00:16:06,024 --> 00:16:09,524
Hurry, Sheldon and Penny were right
behind us in the bowling alley.

301
00:16:10,072 --> 00:16:12,493
- Got it!
- Great, climb back up.

302
00:16:14,902 --> 00:16:16,515
Come on!

303
00:16:18,805 --> 00:16:21,392
Yeah, Penny might
be onto something.

304
00:16:23,904 --> 00:16:26,060
- To the planetarium!
- Let's go!

305
00:16:26,625 --> 00:16:28,388
- To the tar pits!
- Let's go!

306
00:16:28,418 --> 00:16:30,082
There's a Neil Diamond
concert next month!

307
00:16:30,107 --> 00:16:31,578
Let's go!

308
00:16:34,719 --> 00:16:37,691
Three bags, no one's opened 'em.
We're the first ones here!

309
00:16:39,016 --> 00:16:41,922
- It's dirty laundry. You're up.
- What? You... Why me?

310
00:16:42,155 --> 00:16:44,161
Because you've been training
for this your whole life.

311
00:16:44,187 --> 00:16:46,289
You live in a pile
of dirty laundry.

312
00:16:49,117 --> 00:16:52,594
They're here first. This is because you
made me slow down for that blind guy.

313
00:16:53,426 --> 00:16:56,838
- Okay, the clue must be in the bag.
- The clue must be in the bag.

314
00:16:57,171 --> 00:16:58,585
What's... it's just
a bunch of pants.

315
00:16:58,611 --> 00:17:00,074
It's just a bunch of pants.

316
00:17:00,618 --> 00:17:02,424
You know, I'm surprised you
want to copy my answers

317
00:17:02,464 --> 00:17:04,372
since I'm not even smart
enough to be on your team.

318
00:17:04,395 --> 00:17:08,025
Well, why would you want to be on
someone's team who you like to call a...

319
00:17:08,047 --> 00:17:10,175
I can't even say it
in front of Sheldon.

320
00:17:11,338 --> 00:17:14,637
- What are you talking about?
- You know exactly what I'm talking about.

321
00:17:14,656 --> 00:17:16,883
No, she doesn't. I
just made that up.

322
00:17:17,814 --> 00:17:19,125
Why would you do that?

323
00:17:19,162 --> 00:17:20,762
Because you were about
to quit like a big--

324
00:17:20,777 --> 00:17:22,360
Sheldon, cover your ears.

325
00:17:23,604 --> 00:17:25,229
I'm not a child.

326
00:17:25,303 --> 00:17:27,048
I know the word "ninny."

327
00:17:27,685 --> 00:17:30,366
Yeah, well, you should have quit
'cause I'm still gonna beat your ass.

328
00:17:30,388 --> 00:17:32,498
Wish I had a man
like her on my team.

329
00:17:33,530 --> 00:17:36,380
Hey, I-I am every bit as
much of a man as Penny.

330
00:17:36,399 --> 00:17:37,955
Now, let's do this!

331
00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:41,571
Wait, it's not all pants,
there's one shirt.

332
00:17:41,620 --> 00:17:42,619
Oh.

333
00:17:42,871 --> 00:17:45,377
- Hey, that's my shirt.
- This one is, too.

334
00:17:45,404 --> 00:17:47,585
No, no, that's not mine.
That has a big spot on it.

335
00:17:47,610 --> 00:17:51,262
- But wait. So does this one.
- Maybe the spot's the clue.

336
00:17:56,137 --> 00:17:59,120
"Sheldon's spot." The
coin is in your spot!

337
00:18:00,464 --> 00:18:01,768
Oh, that's clever.

338
00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:03,248
Hurry!

339
00:18:03,539 --> 00:18:06,605
Be there in a minute. I just
have to pre-soak these!

340
00:18:11,963 --> 00:18:15,401
Stop her, Leonard! Stop her!

341
00:18:22,026 --> 00:18:23,633
Well, where the
hell's the coin?

342
00:18:23,654 --> 00:18:25,615
Wasn't the answer
Sheldon's spot?

343
00:18:25,673 --> 00:18:27,319
Oh, yes, Leonard.

344
00:18:28,087 --> 00:18:29,791
Yes, it was.

345
00:18:31,317 --> 00:18:34,280
- Then where's the coin?
- Yes, exactly.

346
00:18:34,573 --> 00:18:35,956
Where is the coin?

347
00:18:37,209 --> 00:18:39,453
Why don't you look
in your pockets?

348
00:18:43,113 --> 00:18:45,826
I slipped them in
there earlier today.

349
00:18:47,945 --> 00:18:49,579
I don't get it.

350
00:18:50,220 --> 00:18:51,464
Don't you see?

351
00:18:51,493 --> 00:18:55,247
When we're all having fun
together, we're already winners.

352
00:18:55,418 --> 00:18:57,287
Oh, look. See?

353
00:18:57,922 --> 00:18:59,947
Even I'm a winner.

354
00:19:01,875 --> 00:19:03,639
Are you kidding me?

355
00:19:04,981 --> 00:19:07,365
That is the stupidest
thing I've ever heard.

356
00:19:08,851 --> 00:19:11,984
You suck so hard.

357
00:19:13,504 --> 00:19:14,495
Well, I thought...

358
00:19:14,516 --> 00:19:18,356
Come on, I didn't want anyone to
feel bad at the end of the game.

359
00:19:18,398 --> 00:19:22,844
And some of those puzzles were really hard
and I didn't know who was gonna get Penny.

360
00:19:28,758 --> 00:19:30,118
Run.

361
00:19:30,918 --> 00:19:33,066
Okay, okay,
that-that came out wrong,

362
00:19:33,097 --> 00:19:36,029
but you have to admit, you
all had a wonderful time.

363
00:19:37,526 --> 00:19:39,720
Run to India.

364
00:19:40,293 --> 00:19:43,505
I just wanted to do
something beautiful!

365
00:19:47,579 --> 00:19:48,873
Hey, look.

366
00:19:48,919 --> 00:19:50,798
I won.

367
00:19:57,326 --> 00:19:59,793
♪ Hey, she got
the way to move me ♪

368
00:19:59,811 --> 00:20:00,574
♪ Cherry

369
00:20:00,588 --> 00:20:02,471
♪ She got the way to groove me

370
00:20:02,508 --> 00:20:06,164
- ♪ Cherry, baby
- ♪ She got the way to move me

371
00:20:06,184 --> 00:20:08,762
♪ She got the way to groove me

372
00:20:11,873 --> 00:20:13,981
♪ She got the way to move me

373
00:20:13,994 --> 00:20:14,794
♪ Cherry

374
00:20:14,819 --> 00:20:17,019
♪ She got the way to groove me

375
00:20:17,683 --> 00:20:22,683
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