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♪ The Simpsons 25x02 ♪
Treehouse of Horror XXIV
Original Air Date on October 6, 2013
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
Resync for WEB-DL by Norther
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D'oh!
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'Twas Halloween night, with
the kids door-to-dooring,
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and all over town the
blood sugar was soaring.
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Give me your candy!
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But the Simpson abode
was deep down in the dumps,
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'cause from little to bigger,
the kids had the mumps.
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Now, I'm off to a
party, my outfit is chic.
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It's a Catwoman costume,
I'm sure is unique.
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Wait a second--
it's Halloween?
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Just rest on the sofa,
I'll be home by 10:00.
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- Can we have some candy?
- Just one M&M.
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Then we heard a loud crash.
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- D'oh!
- We were tempted to scat.
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And we looked and we saw him...
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The Fat in the Hat!
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I'll save Halloween for
you three grumpy tots.
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Just stick out your rumps for
some mump-stumping shots!
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Now hop on my cycle,
there's nothing to fear.
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And we shall have candy...
and maybe some beer.
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Huh?
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You should not be here
when their mother's away!
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And you should be dead,
you're so wrinkled and gray!
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I'll give you the business,
you yellow sea cow!
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This go-getting oldster will...
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Where am I now?
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We'll fix up this mix-up
in two minutes flat,
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with the helpers I've hidden
right under my hat.
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I... uh, I knew there was
something I left off my list.
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Without food, air and water,
they cease to exist.
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I am the Borax. I
speak for the woods.
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But I've plastered my
likeness on consumer goods.
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Sellout!
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Hey!
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♪ Oh, the Fat in the Hat
doesn't care what moms say ♪
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♪ The minute they leave
you, he'll take you away ♪
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♪ His breakfast is dinner
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♪ His dinner's dessert
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♪ You might see his name
on an AMBER Alert! ♪
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Trick or treat!
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Who buzzed the buzzard?
Don't pester the rich.
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I don't hand out candy,
you son of a Gritch.
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He pulled out bamfoozlers
and side-winding gizzles.
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He laughed as he heard that
old codger's house-sizzles.
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Let this be a lesson
to those who love cash,
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that your nice stash of cash
could be gone in a flash.
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And if you are awful
and nasty and cruel...
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Enough with the lessons!
This isn't a school!
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♪ Once a year we
are not hungry ♪
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♪ Thanks to Christian charity.
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I don't got no candy,
I only serve beer.
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And who said that you could
bring minors in here?
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Your peanuts are pawed through,
your beer smells like skunk.
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And you just pissed off
the wrong fat, furry drunk!
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Hey, hey, hey!
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This is supposed to be
a children's story!
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Go grab all his money
and vodka and gin.
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And I'll knit a nice thnord
from his leathery skin.
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Say, Mr. Hat, I don't
mean to complain,
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but you promised us candy,
not mayhem and pain.
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The dude thought a
while, then said:
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I know a man! With an overpriced
store, who'll give all that he can.
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Take whatever you want.
I don't want any trouble.
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Take Jims that are Slim,
and gum of the bubble.
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I won't shoot you now, 'cause
I've found something cruel-ah,
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an afternoon off with
eight kids and Manjula.
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No...!
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♪ Oh, the Fat in the Hat
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♪ Has some anger issues
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♪ And some highly unusual
political views ♪
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♪ If he comes a-calling,
you'd better hide ♪
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♪ 'Cause he's committing
aggravated floop-fluffle-cide! ♪
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Don't forget me!
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♪ Floop-fluffle-cide!
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We had to escape from
this behatted mammal.
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So we hitched us a ride
on a three-hump gumbamel!
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A gumbamel's a camel but
faster and humbler.
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It doesn't take tips and
it's never a grumbler.
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So if you must leave
in a kind of a scramble,
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then jump on the hump
of a humble gumbamel.
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But if the gumbamel
should ramble, then stumble,
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then just hop atop a
Krustiferous Krumbull.
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But then if that Krumbull
should happen to tumble,
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just call your amigo,
the bee man of bumble.
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Ay-yi-yi!
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We thought we'd escaped
from our psychotic guide...
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but when we got home,
he was waiting inside!
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I'm staying forever. You're
all stuck with that.
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'Cause I'm your new
daddy, the Fat in the...
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I'm frightened of nothing,
not even hellfires.
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Just don't let me ever
be played by Mike Myers.
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Now please do not worry,
'cause we did okay.
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Yes, kids will get
candy, whatever you say.
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What the hell?!
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- Bart, isn't it dangerous to fly your
kite by an airport? - Stupid kids!
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Hey, if they get on an airbus, they
know they're taking their chances.
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Kite at 2:00!
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I don't know what that means,
I have a digital watch!
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What's my wife's picture doing
on your control screen?
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- Over.
- Homina, homina, homina.
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Over.
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Nowhere to tie my kite...
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and I forgot my scarf.
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Bingo!
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I'm seeing a 12-car pileup,
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a naked rooftop cookout,
and... Oh, my God!
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A box kite!
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Well, at least it's
a beautiful night.
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I'm alive!
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All patched up!
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End of story.
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Actually, there's a little more.
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Ay, caramba!
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I'm sorry. This was the only way
to lengthen Bart's life for a year
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while shortening yours by 30.
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I thought I was donating blood.
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You are. Along with lymph, spinal fluid,
and all the trimmings.
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But, Lisa, your brain is
still in complete control.
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I could do what I
want to Bart's head?
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Aw, geez.
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Strangle me out of this, Fatso.
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Why you little...!
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I'll teach you to
make medical history!
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Oops.
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Ah, all good.
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D'oh!
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Hey, boy, since you don't need a bedroom
anymore, I finally get my man cave.
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♪ Man cave!
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♪ Everyone's welcome
to my man cave! ♪
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I assure you, we've spared no effort to
accommodate your special-needs student.
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And... done.
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So, in conclusion,
my show-and-tell is...
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this!
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Excellent, Lisa.
A-plus.
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Bart, your turn.
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Well, my show-and-tell is
that I'm on Lisa's body.
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Derivative and repetitive!
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F-minus.
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Aw!
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Bart, I expected more
from a fourth-grade head.
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You're rotating it
in the wrong direction!
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That was gonna be
my show-and-tell!
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Bart, Lisa, I'm afraid you two are
going to be together for a long time.
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Why don't you try to say
something good about each other?
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Well, she's pretty healthy for someone
who's been living with cooties.
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Bart, aren't Lisa's ears clean?
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Yeah. It's like looking
down a Canadian tunnel.
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What else?
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Well... now I always have
someone to eat lunch with.
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Great!
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That's as much therapy
as your parents can afford.
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I think we've made
some progress here.
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Great...
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Oh, and I have this "two
heads for one" coupon.
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Well, that's for lettuce.
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How about this one?
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"One random disorder free
with every schizophrenia."
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That's mine, but it's expired.
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D'oh!
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Should've chopped off
Bart's head long ago.
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Sleep well, Lis.
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Somehow, sewing my head on your
shoulder brought us closer together.
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Rainbow...
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oh, Rainbow...
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Oh... not the pony dream again.
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Hey, I did that.
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Yep, that's me.
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When she's asleep,
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I'm in control.
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Lis, I'm gonna make
sure you stay asleep.
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Ooh, mix-ins!
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Mmm.
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Son of a...
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You start a car as well
as you start a family.
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You wait here while I go
get the jumper cables.
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Oh, a panic attack, huh?
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Well, I'll give you
something to panic about!
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Now I'll just cut off her annoying
head and this body will be all mine.
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Or we both die.
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Not really sure
what the rules are.
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Why, Bart?
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I thought we were friends.
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A brother can never
be friends with his sister.
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- Are you really, really sure?
- I'm afraid I am.
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Well, then, I guess
I have no choice.
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How could this go wrong?
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'Cause in a head-to-head battle,
the one with the most brains wins!
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Well, wherever I am,
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it's gotta be an improvement.
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Guess again.
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Now I can always
sing karaoke duets.
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- ♪ Mock...
- Yeah.
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- ♪ Ing...
- Yeah.
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I feel your pain, brother.
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Now, I need you to memorize these
10,000 setups by next week.
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Help me, Doctor.
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So this is what successful
post-op looks like.
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Step right up.
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Step right up, only two bits!
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Thrill as...
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Thrill as Marguerite
conquers the air!
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Laugh at the clown's buffoonery!
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Seriously, folks, I really think
we should stop this Hitler guy.
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Disbelieve, as the Strong Man pulls
a wagon with his bare tongue!
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♪ This is the song that
you hear at the circus ♪
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♪ Sung by a guy that you
see at the circus ♪
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♪ Do-do-do, do-do-do
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♪ Do-do-do...
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D'oh!
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Or gape in terror at Almighty
God's whoopsy-daisies...
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the Freaks!
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The Human Donkey.
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Hee-haw!
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The Terrifying Callback.
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- ♪ Mock
- Yeah.
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- ♪ Ing...
- Yeah.
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Creatures from another galaxy!
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Actually, it's more
of a globular cluster.
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Not the dark, not the dark!
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Ah!
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And now... I must ask that
small children leave,
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good women avert their eyes, and men
take a stiff slug of circus whiskey.
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Behold, the most hideous
creature of all.
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How ya doin'?
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So, uh, anyone here
from New Jersey?
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I'm goin' there next week.
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Whoa!
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Hey, torso! Huh? What's
with the cookies?
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Even the human snail
would've been done by now.
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I am so sick and tired of people assuming
that the human snail is, in some way, slow.
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Good day!
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All of you! Get back out there
with your flippers flapping,
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and your stumps a-stumping!
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Joe and Jane Normal expect some
entertainment for their nickel!
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Mr. Burnsum!
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You should treat these
poor people with respect!
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Marge! Get away
from those freaks.
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You belong to me!
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The dumb, hairless brute.
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Well, you are the best
this circus has to offer.
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Taste the strength
of your fiancé.
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Ooh!
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Ooh...
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With the mighty tongue
God's given you,
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why can't you speak kindly
of these imperfect angels?
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Marge, they knew what
they were getting into
248
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when their parents sold
them to the circus.
249
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Enough! You will comport yourself with the
dignity expected of a traveling freak show.
250
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Excuse me, ma'am, but, uh, I ain't
never seen a normal stand up for us.
251
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I, too, am a freak.
252
00:16:50,180 --> 00:16:53,429
One eye is blue, and the
other a pale brown.
253
00:16:53,577 --> 00:16:55,380
I wouldn't want to
be you, lady.
254
00:16:55,397 --> 00:16:57,937
Never give up hope, my friends.
255
00:17:00,499 --> 00:17:04,434
Of all the kisses I have ever gotten
in my life, that was the first.
256
00:17:04,502 --> 00:17:06,363
Hey, you should
ask her out, Moe.
257
00:17:06,388 --> 00:17:08,785
Ah, but she's sweet
on the strong man.
258
00:17:08,816 --> 00:17:12,476
You're fine unless Rabbit Ears
hears and tells Big Mouth.
259
00:17:15,015 --> 00:17:16,677
Wha...?!
260
00:17:16,706 --> 00:17:19,508
I ain't got no chance with
the strong man's girl.
261
00:17:19,535 --> 00:17:22,792
He makes ten dollars a week plus
all the sawdust he can eat.
262
00:17:22,826 --> 00:17:24,631
Well, you've got
an emerald ring.
263
00:17:25,951 --> 00:17:27,151
My mother's ring.
264
00:17:27,883 --> 00:17:29,966
She gave it to me
on her deathbed.
265
00:17:29,991 --> 00:17:32,084
She also acquired it
on her deathbed.
266
00:17:32,201 --> 00:17:33,965
That was a very busy deathbed.
267
00:17:33,995 --> 00:17:37,039
With an emerald that big,
I could buy anything.
268
00:17:37,075 --> 00:17:41,130
A jalopy, an icebox, a steamer
trunk full of fedoras!
269
00:17:41,151 --> 00:17:43,662
But how do I get my hands on it?
270
00:17:43,703 --> 00:17:45,922
Oh, I'm an idiot! Of course!
271
00:17:45,941 --> 00:17:49,501
I get Marge to marry Moe, then I
kill Moe, then she gets the ring,
272
00:17:49,526 --> 00:17:51,393
then I marry her
and the ring is mine.
273
00:17:51,422 --> 00:17:54,527
And the brilliance of my
plan is its simplicity.
274
00:17:55,506 --> 00:17:58,024
You're gonna be sorry
you said that.
275
00:17:58,053 --> 00:18:01,356
You're gonna be sorry
you said that.
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00:18:01,390 --> 00:18:06,681
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...
277
00:18:06,726 --> 00:18:08,833
I just lost my keys!
278
00:18:08,858 --> 00:18:10,533
Whoa-whoa-whoa...
279
00:18:10,536 --> 00:18:13,523
What do you know?
I am gathering moss!
280
00:18:15,841 --> 00:18:17,287
Hey, Marge, you want
to marry Moe?
281
00:18:17,312 --> 00:18:19,616
I'm engaged to you, my love.
282
00:18:19,641 --> 00:18:23,649
- The poor, lonely fellow is about to die.
- Really? How?
283
00:18:23,678 --> 00:18:25,545
Well, let me worry about how.
284
00:18:25,568 --> 00:18:28,516
But you know, you could make
his last day a happy one.
285
00:18:28,529 --> 00:18:30,949
And the ring is just
the icing on the cake.
286
00:18:30,968 --> 00:18:31,874
What ring?
287
00:18:31,901 --> 00:18:36,360
The ring that'll get me out of this
lousy circus and into a good circus.
288
00:18:36,381 --> 00:18:37,614
Now, let's get you married.
289
00:18:37,630 --> 00:18:39,612
But wouldn't you
be jealous, my love?
290
00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:42,343
Dear, I am not the jealous type.
291
00:18:42,367 --> 00:18:47,551
And from you, I have learned to feel
compassion for these disgustos.
292
00:18:47,568 --> 00:18:49,002
Aw...
293
00:18:49,068 --> 00:18:52,262
♪ She's a superfreak
294
00:18:52,286 --> 00:18:54,649
♪ Superfreak
295
00:18:54,685 --> 00:18:57,449
♪ She's superfreaky
296
00:18:57,474 --> 00:18:59,049
♪ Yow.
297
00:18:59,075 --> 00:19:00,412
"Yow" indeed.
298
00:19:00,430 --> 00:19:02,830
And so, with the conclusion of
our traditional wedding song,
299
00:19:02,861 --> 00:19:05,755
I now declare you
husband and wife.
300
00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:10,941
Moe, whatever small time together
we have will be wonderful.
301
00:19:11,957 --> 00:19:13,727
A very small time!
302
00:19:13,743 --> 00:19:15,370
Those are strange
things to say,
303
00:19:15,386 --> 00:19:19,883
but a wedding is no place to worry about
threats from the bride's former lover.
304
00:19:19,896 --> 00:19:21,298
Now, the toast.
305
00:19:21,324 --> 00:19:22,474
To you, Marge.
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00:19:22,526 --> 00:19:24,093
Now you are one of us.
307
00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:25,938
One of us!
308
00:19:25,976 --> 00:19:27,846
Gooble goo!
309
00:19:27,879 --> 00:19:29,749
One of us!
310
00:19:29,773 --> 00:19:31,571
Gooble goo!
311
00:19:31,597 --> 00:19:33,998
Why is it company parties
always get weird?
312
00:19:36,260 --> 00:19:38,935
God, you are so beautiful
in that peignoir there.
313
00:19:38,959 --> 00:19:41,294
I, uh, better freshen
up a little bit.
314
00:19:43,986 --> 00:19:45,722
Set it to "massage," Jumbo.
315
00:19:51,364 --> 00:19:53,035
Hmm? What
are you doing?
316
00:19:53,063 --> 00:19:57,249
Oh! Trying to kill Moe so
we'll get his emerald!
317
00:19:57,287 --> 00:19:59,882
By the way, I haven't checked, but
emeralds are valuable, right?
318
00:20:00,626 --> 00:20:02,232
Strong Man!
319
00:20:02,261 --> 00:20:07,927
Moe may be ugly on the outside, but
inside, you are the true monster.
320
00:20:07,941 --> 00:20:09,842
Leave my trailer forever!
321
00:20:09,877 --> 00:20:11,358
You're rejecting me?
322
00:20:11,390 --> 00:20:15,565
But I'm in the best shape
anyone is in the 1930s.
323
00:20:15,579 --> 00:20:16,685
I said go!
324
00:20:21,132 --> 00:20:22,399
One of us!
325
00:20:22,433 --> 00:20:23,550
Gooble goo!
326
00:20:23,574 --> 00:20:24,658
One of us!
327
00:20:24,687 --> 00:20:25,781
Gooble goo!
328
00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:27,969
What the hell does
"gooble goo" mean?
329
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,167
We don't know!
330
00:20:29,202 --> 00:20:30,235
Gooble goo!
331
00:20:30,269 --> 00:20:31,436
We don't know!
332
00:20:31,471 --> 00:20:32,776
Gooble goo!
333
00:20:35,145 --> 00:20:36,621
You killed Burnsum!
334
00:20:36,638 --> 00:20:39,107
Now who is gonna say,
"Step right up"?
335
00:20:39,163 --> 00:20:41,608
Gooble goo! Gooble goo!
336
00:20:41,633 --> 00:20:43,033
Tar and feather him!
337
00:20:43,096 --> 00:20:45,212
Tear off his drumsticks!
338
00:20:45,257 --> 00:20:47,476
Make him... one of us!
339
00:20:47,501 --> 00:20:48,860
One of us!
340
00:20:48,893 --> 00:20:52,928
- One of us! - This is exactly why
circus attendance is plummeting!
341
00:20:52,949 --> 00:20:56,759
And that, kids, is how
I met your mother.
342
00:20:59,162 --> 00:21:04,162
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
Resync for WEB-DL by Norther
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00:21:42,310 --> 00:21:44,411
One of us!