1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:02,992 [Mary Alice] Previously on Desperate Housewives: 2 00:00:03,069 --> 00:00:05,037 I saw the man in your freezer. 3 00:00:05,105 --> 00:00:08,165 Mrs. McCluskey and Parker shared a secret... 4 00:00:08,241 --> 00:00:09,674 You can never tell anyone. 5 00:00:09,743 --> 00:00:12,337 ... but the secret was discovered. 6 00:00:12,412 --> 00:00:14,471 You bet me in a game of poker? 7 00:00:14,547 --> 00:00:17,380 - Susan was forced to make a decision. - Get out. 8 00:00:17,450 --> 00:00:19,509 There will be no kissing and no wedding. 9 00:00:19,586 --> 00:00:22,282 Lynette ventured into dangerous territory. 10 00:00:22,355 --> 00:00:24,687 - You ever wear your hair down? - Sometimes. 11 00:00:24,758 --> 00:00:27,056 - It looks really good. - Thanks. 12 00:00:27,127 --> 00:00:30,722 - You embarrassed to be dating me? - Gabby's going to hit the ceiling. 13 00:00:30,797 --> 00:00:33,357 Edie came to a disturbing realization... 14 00:00:33,433 --> 00:00:35,560 Oh, my God. You're still in love with her. 15 00:00:35,635 --> 00:00:38,399 ... and Gabby took a bold step. 16 00:00:38,471 --> 00:00:41,998 In a few months, I will be Mrs. Victor Lang. 17 00:00:43,109 --> 00:00:46,101 Really, this is so stupid. I don't know my own strength. 18 00:00:46,179 --> 00:00:50,843 The night of her engagement party, Gabrielle Solis was injured. 19 00:00:50,917 --> 00:00:55,911 But she wasn't hurt by the chauffeur who almost slammed a door on her fingers... 20 00:00:56,656 --> 00:00:59,853 ... or the stranger who almost stepped on her hand... 21 00:00:59,926 --> 00:01:03,623 ... or the waiter who almost dropped a knife on her wrist. 22 00:01:04,264 --> 00:01:07,165 No, Gabrielle's injury came about 23 00:01:07,233 --> 00:01:09,929 in a more unexpected fashion... 24 00:01:10,603 --> 00:01:14,664 ... and was caused by someone Gabrielle thought was her friend. 25 00:01:15,508 --> 00:01:18,773 Thank you. You told Bree about your engagement? 26 00:01:18,845 --> 00:01:20,972 Yep. She's on the top of a Swiss Alp, 27 00:01:21,047 --> 00:01:23,538 and still managed to send a basket of muffins. 28 00:01:23,616 --> 00:01:24,708 You're kidding. 29 00:01:24,784 --> 00:01:27,753 Traveled five thousand miles and they were still moist. 30 00:01:27,821 --> 00:01:29,311 I don't know how she does it. 31 00:01:29,389 --> 00:01:31,619 It's late. Let's break out the champagne. 32 00:01:31,691 --> 00:01:34,592 You're not gonna embarrass me with some sappy toast? 33 00:01:34,661 --> 00:01:36,822 I'm not. But Susan's written a poem. 34 00:01:38,164 --> 00:01:39,358 A poem? 35 00:01:39,432 --> 00:01:43,493 She's reworked the lyrics to Wind Beneath my Wings. 36 00:01:44,704 --> 00:01:47,935 Testing. One, two, three. Testing. 37 00:01:48,575 --> 00:01:50,975 What are you waiting for? Get the champagne. 38 00:01:55,448 --> 00:01:56,540 Hi. 39 00:01:56,616 --> 00:01:59,380 - Hey, Gabby. - Hi, Edie. 40 00:01:59,452 --> 00:02:02,649 So, I finally met Victor. He is so charming. 41 00:02:02,722 --> 00:02:06,658 Isn't he great? I know it's been quick, but he's just so amazing. 44 00:02:12,899 --> 00:02:14,764 And I've never been happier. 45 00:02:17,470 --> 00:02:19,938 I am so thrilled for you. 46 00:02:20,907 --> 00:02:22,807 - Edie, are you OK? - Yes. 47 00:02:22,876 --> 00:02:25,003 Yes, yes. I'm fine. 48 00:02:26,779 --> 00:02:28,747 Oh, sweetie. 49 00:02:28,815 --> 00:02:32,615 Don't worry, you're gonna find someone soon. I just know it. 50 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:38,116 - What? - Actually, I have found someone. 51 00:02:38,191 --> 00:02:43,026 - And I am crazy about him. - Well, who is it? 52 00:02:43,096 --> 00:02:46,623 Oh, no. No, no. Tonight is about you. 53 00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:49,268 Oh, no, no, Edie! Come on. 54 00:02:49,335 --> 00:02:52,463 It would make me happy to know who's making you happy. 55 00:02:54,140 --> 00:02:55,368 - Really? - Yeah. 56 00:02:55,441 --> 00:02:58,672 I wanna know who's putting that dopey grin on your face. 57 00:02:58,745 --> 00:03:02,511 Well, actually, it's Carlos. 58 00:03:02,582 --> 00:03:04,049 Who? 59 00:03:04,117 --> 00:03:07,985 Carlos. I've been seeing Carlos. 60 00:03:14,494 --> 00:03:17,930 And this is how Gabrielle Solis came to be injured 61 00:03:17,997 --> 00:03:19,897 the night of her engagement party. 62 00:03:20,733 --> 00:03:23,065 And though she seemed to laugh it off, 63 00:03:23,136 --> 00:03:27,732 Gabrielle had been cut much, much deeper 64 00:03:27,807 --> 00:03:30,037 than anyone could see. 65 00:04:12,585 --> 00:04:15,281 - Greg is definitely off the wagon. - Gossip. 66 00:04:15,355 --> 00:04:19,052 For most housewives, it's just a harmless form of recreation. 67 00:04:19,125 --> 00:04:24,062 An exchange of semi-interesting tidbits concerning the semi-interesting lives 68 00:04:24,130 --> 00:04:25,529 of people they know. 69 00:04:25,598 --> 00:04:28,658 That mailman was in Sarah's house over an hour. 70 00:04:28,735 --> 00:04:31,431 Packages weren't all he's delivering. 71 00:04:31,504 --> 00:04:33,768 I could smell the whiskey on Amy's breath. 72 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:35,364 It wasn't even noon yet. 73 00:04:35,441 --> 00:04:37,841 Joanne may say she was on a religious retreat, 74 00:04:37,910 --> 00:04:40,538 but since when does praying make your boobs bigger? 75 00:04:41,547 --> 00:04:46,644 But the time comes in every neighborhood when something very interesting happens. 76 00:04:46,719 --> 00:04:50,951 And that's when gossip stops being recreation, and becomes obsession. 77 00:04:51,024 --> 00:04:54,425 What kind of woman would keep her husband's body in the freezer? 78 00:04:54,494 --> 00:04:57,361 For ten years? It's crazy. Has anybody talked to her? 79 00:04:57,430 --> 00:04:59,694 I've knocked twice. She's not answering. 80 00:04:59,766 --> 00:05:01,631 I saw the curtain move. I saw a hand. 81 00:05:01,701 --> 00:05:03,794 Great. We know she's watching us. 82 00:05:03,870 --> 00:05:06,498 We're not who kept a corpsicle in the basement. 83 00:05:06,572 --> 00:05:09,006 That's right. She babysat your kids. 84 00:05:09,075 --> 00:05:13,011 Think of how many times she brought them ice cream from that basement. 85 00:05:13,079 --> 00:05:15,547 I mean, if you want to keep your husband on ice, 86 00:05:15,615 --> 00:05:17,981 at least have a dedicated freezer. 87 00:05:18,051 --> 00:05:22,078 - Do you think she actually killed him? - Why else would she have hid the body? 88 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:25,613 She's only been charged with improper disposal of a corpse. 89 00:05:25,692 --> 00:05:27,717 Once they defrost it and do an autopsy, 90 00:05:27,794 --> 00:05:30,888 I guarantee you they're gonna find a bellyful of arsenic. 91 00:05:30,963 --> 00:05:32,521 [Parker] What's arsenic? 92 00:05:33,733 --> 00:05:35,701 It's something yucky, honey. 93 00:05:35,768 --> 00:05:38,464 Go on and play with your ball. Go on. 94 00:05:41,541 --> 00:05:45,602 We're trying to protect them from this. Some things kids don't need to know. 95 00:05:45,678 --> 00:05:48,306 There are some things we don't need to know about. 96 00:05:53,486 --> 00:05:55,181 Would you guys excuse me? 97 00:05:58,891 --> 00:06:00,483 [Gabby] Hey, Edie. 98 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:03,552 Oh, hi, Gabby. What's up? 99 00:06:04,063 --> 00:06:07,829 I've been doing some thinking, and you know how... 100 00:06:08,668 --> 00:06:10,568 How do I put this? 101 00:06:10,636 --> 00:06:13,571 You know how you feel like sometimes people hate you? 102 00:06:14,407 --> 00:06:17,638 - I don't feel like that. - Well, you should, because they do. 103 00:06:17,710 --> 00:06:20,201 - Since when? - Since you started doing things 104 00:06:20,279 --> 00:06:22,804 - to piss people off. - About what? 105 00:06:22,882 --> 00:06:25,612 I don't know. Off the top of my head... 106 00:06:26,185 --> 00:06:27,846 ...dating your friends' exes. 107 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:29,820 Oh. Oh. 108 00:06:29,889 --> 00:06:33,484 So that big smile on your face the other night was all an act. 109 00:06:33,559 --> 00:06:35,823 You're not fine with me seeing Carlos. 110 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:39,991 There are 1,000 single men in Fairview. Why do you have to date my ex-husband? 111 00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:43,502 - You're engaged. What do you care? - It's awkward. 112 00:06:43,569 --> 00:06:45,867 It's like if I donated a dress to charity, 113 00:06:45,938 --> 00:06:48,406 and I went to a party and you showed up wearing it. 114 00:06:48,474 --> 00:06:51,875 If you gave it away, then what the hell are you bitching about? 115 00:06:51,944 --> 00:06:53,912 Look, Edie, just find your own men 116 00:06:53,980 --> 00:06:57,108 and stop snapping up other people's castoffs! 117 00:06:58,618 --> 00:07:00,449 And what if I don't? 118 00:07:05,491 --> 00:07:08,949 Then be prepared to suffer the consequences. 119 00:07:09,028 --> 00:07:10,495 Oh, please. 120 00:07:11,164 --> 00:07:14,565 You are as tall as my legs. What're you gonna do? 121 00:07:15,668 --> 00:07:17,659 You're about to find out. 122 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:23,867 [doorbell rings] 123 00:07:23,943 --> 00:07:25,604 Who is it this time? 124 00:07:25,678 --> 00:07:26,872 Um... 125 00:07:26,946 --> 00:07:28,470 It's Ian. 126 00:07:29,048 --> 00:07:31,414 - You gonna talk to him? - No. 127 00:07:32,752 --> 00:07:34,185 He's got flowers. 128 00:07:34,253 --> 00:07:37,051 - I don't care! - Looks like it's two dozen roses. 129 00:07:37,123 --> 00:07:39,648 Good. I hope the thorns rip him to shreds. 130 00:07:39,725 --> 00:07:42,421 OK, Mom, I know what Mike and Ian did was wrong... 131 00:07:42,495 --> 00:07:44,520 They bet me in a game of poker! 132 00:07:44,597 --> 00:07:47,930 They made decisions about my life over a hand of Five Card Stud! 133 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,560 "Wrong" does not even begin to cover it. 134 00:07:50,636 --> 00:07:52,069 [doorbell rings] 135 00:07:52,138 --> 00:07:54,936 OK, OK. But there are only two guys in this world 136 00:07:55,007 --> 00:07:57,407 who know all of your flaws and still love you. 137 00:07:57,477 --> 00:08:00,571 - You're gonna toss 'em both away? - Yes. I don't need a man. 138 00:08:00,646 --> 00:08:03,877 I don't even need sex. I went without it the first 16 years... 139 00:08:05,551 --> 00:08:08,611 ...22 years of my life. And I can go a few more. 140 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:17,523 - This should be interesting. - What? 141 00:08:18,397 --> 00:08:19,625 Mike just walked up. 142 00:08:23,202 --> 00:08:25,693 - [doorbell rings] - Give it up. 143 00:08:26,205 --> 00:08:29,868 She didn't answer the first ten times, she's not gonna answer it now. 144 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:39,174 This is getting sad. Take it like a Brit. Stiff upper lip. 145 00:08:39,252 --> 00:08:42,153 You know what? I've just about bloody had it with you! 146 00:08:42,221 --> 00:08:45,554 I preferred you when you were comatose and pooping in a bag! 147 00:08:45,625 --> 00:08:48,719 Lucky for you I don't have that bag right now. 148 00:08:49,996 --> 00:08:52,294 All right, that does it. 149 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:55,232 - [door opens] - [Julie] Uh, excuse me! Guys... 150 00:08:55,301 --> 00:08:58,828 Hi. My mom would really like for both of you to leave. 151 00:08:58,905 --> 00:09:01,840 Don't soft-pedal it. Let 'em know I mean business. 152 00:09:01,908 --> 00:09:05,071 Because, if you don't, she'll be very, very disappointed. 153 00:09:05,144 --> 00:09:06,736 Rip 'em! 154 00:09:07,346 --> 00:09:10,747 So just go home and think about what you've done. 155 00:09:12,251 --> 00:09:15,743 Ow! You want something bitchier, do it yourself! 156 00:09:21,127 --> 00:09:25,928 Here we are. Ravioli stuffed with duck confit in a porcini cream sauce. 157 00:09:30,269 --> 00:09:31,827 What do you think? 158 00:09:31,904 --> 00:09:34,737 I think it's a shame you didn't make any for yourself. 159 00:09:36,609 --> 00:09:39,806 [cell phone ringing] 160 00:09:41,347 --> 00:09:43,144 - Hi, honey. - Hey. 161 00:09:43,215 --> 00:09:46,707 - Just wanted to say I love you. - Aren't you sweet? 162 00:09:46,786 --> 00:09:48,014 [children arguing] 163 00:09:48,087 --> 00:09:50,282 What's that noise? Are the boys still up? 164 00:09:50,356 --> 00:09:52,916 Yeah, they don't want to go to bed. 165 00:09:52,992 --> 00:09:56,223 Of course they don't. They're kids, you're the dad. Make 'em. 166 00:09:56,295 --> 00:09:58,422 I tried, but they wanna wait up for you. 167 00:09:58,497 --> 00:10:00,897 They miss their mom. 168 00:10:02,068 --> 00:10:04,969 Is this your way of guilting me into coming back home? 169 00:10:05,037 --> 00:10:08,632 Lynette, the restaurant did close a half hour ago. 170 00:10:08,708 --> 00:10:11,142 Preston! Don't throw pudding! 171 00:10:13,212 --> 00:10:18,309 Tom, I'm sorry, I can't come home. 172 00:10:18,384 --> 00:10:21,615 We're doing inventory. So it could be a while. 173 00:10:22,888 --> 00:10:26,324 Well, OK. Try to hurry. 174 00:10:26,392 --> 00:10:28,223 I will. I love you. Bye. 175 00:10:30,529 --> 00:10:34,260 - Inventory? - I know. I'm a horrible person. 176 00:10:35,001 --> 00:10:38,095 I just chose ravioli over motherhood. 177 00:10:39,739 --> 00:10:42,833 - I should go home. - You have nothing to feel guilty about. 178 00:10:42,908 --> 00:10:46,241 You bust your ass in this restaurant every day to keep it going. 179 00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:48,610 If anybody deserves downtime, it's you. 180 00:10:48,681 --> 00:10:52,139 Those are shameless rationalizations. 181 00:10:52,818 --> 00:10:54,115 Keep them coming. 182 00:10:56,122 --> 00:10:58,249 Oh. Mmm. 183 00:10:59,759 --> 00:11:00,953 Those, too. 184 00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:10,358 There you are. What are you doing outside? 185 00:11:11,137 --> 00:11:13,901 Some big kids threw eggs at Mrs. McCluskey's house. 186 00:11:15,574 --> 00:11:19,305 Oh, jeez, they shouldn't have done that. 187 00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:22,109 We should go talk to her. 188 00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:26,310 No, it's late. 189 00:11:26,385 --> 00:11:29,115 She probably doesn't want us to bother her. 190 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,850 Come on, bud, bedtime. 191 00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:50,638 So here's what's gonna happen. We're not talking to Edie anymore. 192 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:53,873 - What do you mean, "we?" - I mean "we" as in, she betrayed me, 193 00:11:53,946 --> 00:11:57,177 and you're gonna support me because that's what friends do. 194 00:11:57,249 --> 00:12:01,015 And "support", to you, means acting like we're in junior high? 195 00:12:01,087 --> 00:12:03,681 I can't believe you're not furious at this. 196 00:12:03,756 --> 00:12:07,988 Before she sank her fangs into Carlos, she was dating your ex-husband and Mike! 197 00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:11,689 Yes. And do you know who I blame? I blame Karl and Mike. 198 00:12:11,764 --> 00:12:14,631 Why isn't anybody mad at them? I mean, let's face it. 199 00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:17,362 The men, they get away with murder. They're scum! 200 00:12:19,605 --> 00:12:23,541 OK. Back to Edie. I'm not sure I'm comfortable ganging up on her. 201 00:12:23,609 --> 00:12:26,874 Really? I wasn't very comfortable taking your side 202 00:12:26,946 --> 00:12:30,848 when you were feuding with Patty Monroe over the fence line. But I did. 203 00:12:30,916 --> 00:12:34,181 That's not fair. Nobody really liked Patty to begin with. 204 00:12:34,253 --> 00:12:36,949 Don't get me started about what I've done for you. 205 00:12:37,022 --> 00:12:40,924 I'm boycotting Madame Kim's Day Spa because of your botched bikini wax. 206 00:12:40,993 --> 00:12:43,359 Oh, my God. How do you botch a bikini wax? 207 00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:45,158 She will show you later! 208 00:12:45,231 --> 00:12:49,930 The point is, good friends share more than just gossip and brunch. 209 00:12:50,002 --> 00:12:53,062 They share enemies, too. So are you with me or not? 210 00:12:57,710 --> 00:13:01,373 - Of course we're with you. - We will give Edie the cold shoulder. 211 00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:03,677 No, no. Not cold. Frozen. 212 00:13:03,749 --> 00:13:06,240 I want icicles hanging from that bitch's ears! 213 00:13:10,890 --> 00:13:12,255 [Lynette] Hello? 214 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,090 Hi. 215 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:18,119 Do you still want me to look at that book report? 216 00:13:18,197 --> 00:13:20,631 Daddy helped me yesterday. You weren't home. 217 00:13:20,699 --> 00:13:22,963 Oh... OK. 218 00:13:24,170 --> 00:13:29,506 Daddy does everything lately. How come you always come home so late? 219 00:13:30,342 --> 00:13:33,175 Well, I'm really busy at the restaurant. 220 00:13:33,245 --> 00:13:36,112 Believe me, I come home to Daddy just as soon as I can. 221 00:13:36,182 --> 00:13:38,241 [laughing] 222 00:13:38,317 --> 00:13:39,511 You're lying. 223 00:13:41,387 --> 00:13:42,513 What? 224 00:13:42,588 --> 00:13:45,523 You always laugh like that when you're telling a lie. 225 00:13:45,591 --> 00:13:47,855 [imitates Lynette's laugh] 226 00:13:49,628 --> 00:13:51,619 Why would you say that? 227 00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:54,322 Because it's true. 228 00:13:55,467 --> 00:13:57,935 I stay late because there's a lot of work to do. 229 00:13:58,003 --> 00:13:59,766 I'm the only person who can do it. 230 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,534 I have to go to the grocery store 231 00:14:01,607 --> 00:14:03,905 because I'm the only person who can do that. 232 00:14:03,976 --> 00:14:06,877 So why don't you go upstairs and finish your homework? 233 00:14:10,983 --> 00:14:12,507 OK. 234 00:14:15,221 --> 00:14:16,688 But it is what you do. 235 00:14:29,835 --> 00:14:31,462 [tires squealing] 236 00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:35,597 - [honking horn] - Excuse me! 237 00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:39,503 Hey! Excuse me. 238 00:14:39,578 --> 00:14:40,806 That's my space. 239 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,405 I'm parked in it, so that makes it my space. 240 00:14:44,516 --> 00:14:46,575 Hey, I waited for that spot 241 00:14:46,652 --> 00:14:49,485 while the guy made phone calls and flossed his teeth. 242 00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:52,319 - You can't just steal it. - It's a parking space. 243 00:14:52,925 --> 00:14:55,189 Keep a lid on your hormones, honey. 244 00:14:58,264 --> 00:15:00,027 God! You did that on purpose! 245 00:15:00,099 --> 00:15:02,499 Yeah! I'm about to do this on purpose, too! 246 00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:05,128 You crazy bitch! What do you think you're doing? 247 00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:08,607 - What are you doing? - I'm taking my damn space! 248 00:15:08,674 --> 00:15:10,699 - You get out of my car! - [honking horn] 249 00:15:10,776 --> 00:15:13,574 - Whoa. Hey! - Say you're sorry! 250 00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:15,580 - Let me go! - Say it! 251 00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:18,082 - I'm sorry! - Say "I'm a rude, arrogant bastard 252 00:15:18,150 --> 00:15:20,846 who needs to treat women with courtesy and respect!" 253 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,912 I'm a rude, arrogant... How did the rest of it go? 254 00:15:23,989 --> 00:15:25,251 [man] Freeze! 255 00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:28,992 - Was this man trying to steal your car? - It's my car! 256 00:15:29,495 --> 00:15:31,725 She tripped me and grabbed my keys. 257 00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:37,095 - Is this true, ma'am? - All right. Take his side. 258 00:15:43,342 --> 00:15:45,572 - Hey, who you spying on? - Lynette. 259 00:15:45,644 --> 00:15:48,272 She hasn't returned my last two phone calls. 260 00:15:48,347 --> 00:15:50,247 I think something's up. 261 00:15:50,316 --> 00:15:53,376 - She's probably just busy. - Yeah. We'll see about that. 262 00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:56,421 I'm calling her right now. 263 00:15:56,488 --> 00:15:58,888 [phone ringing] 264 00:16:02,361 --> 00:16:04,795 - Oh, my God. - What? 265 00:16:05,931 --> 00:16:08,991 She just screened me. I have been screened! 266 00:16:09,068 --> 00:16:10,797 Maybe she's in a hurry. 267 00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:14,462 No, no. This has Gabrielle Solis written all over it. 268 00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:18,704 - She is turning people against me. - And you're surprised? 269 00:16:18,777 --> 00:16:21,644 I told you how she'd react if she found out about us. 270 00:16:22,448 --> 00:16:26,475 Yeah? Well, if she wants to play these schoolgirl games, fine. 271 00:16:26,552 --> 00:16:29,146 Because I invented them. 272 00:16:37,463 --> 00:16:40,557 - Lynette! Hi! - Hey, hey. 273 00:16:40,632 --> 00:16:43,260 - I just tried calling you. - Oh, really? 274 00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:46,168 - My ringer must have been off. - No prob. 275 00:16:46,238 --> 00:16:50,106 I wanted to invite you and the boys to Travers' birthday party Saturday. 276 00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:54,168 I'm having this reptile guy and he's got all these cool snakes and lizards. 277 00:16:54,246 --> 00:16:57,909 Oh, the boys would love that, but unfortunately I gotta work. 278 00:16:57,983 --> 00:17:01,077 Well, that's a shame because I was hoping you could cater. 279 00:17:03,622 --> 00:17:04,953 - Cater? - Yeah. 280 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:07,652 I'm gonna need pastas and salads for the parents. 281 00:17:07,726 --> 00:17:11,355 - And at least 20 pizzas for the kids. - Wow, that many? 282 00:17:11,430 --> 00:17:13,625 Yeah. Well, you know kids. 283 00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:16,998 If one has a pizza party, they're all gonna want a pizza party. 284 00:17:17,069 --> 00:17:19,003 Could be good for business. 285 00:17:21,907 --> 00:17:25,399 Well, yeah, I guess I could work something out. 286 00:17:25,944 --> 00:17:29,107 I knew I could count on you. Love ya. 287 00:17:36,155 --> 00:17:40,319 Look, whatever that court report says, I do not have "anger issues." 288 00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:42,019 I was just having a bad day. 289 00:17:42,094 --> 00:17:46,087 You threatened to decapitate a man over a parking space. 290 00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:48,631 A very bad day. 291 00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:54,938 Susan, when someone loses it like you did, there's usually a reason. 292 00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:57,475 - Are things going OK at work? - Work is great. 293 00:17:57,543 --> 00:18:01,843 You could just sign that paper and tell the judge I'm fine. 294 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:04,405 - What about your family? - Family's terrific. 295 00:18:04,483 --> 00:18:07,418 Seriously, you're just wasting your time here. 296 00:18:07,486 --> 00:18:09,113 How's your love life? 297 00:18:11,323 --> 00:18:14,554 [sobbing loudly] 298 00:18:19,331 --> 00:18:20,628 [electronic beep] 299 00:18:20,699 --> 00:18:24,100 Cancel my lunch. I'm gonna be here for a while. 300 00:18:24,169 --> 00:18:26,296 [sobbing continues] 301 00:18:29,341 --> 00:18:31,275 Will you stop ringing that damn... 302 00:18:32,678 --> 00:18:35,078 Sorry. I thought you were one of those pissants 303 00:18:35,147 --> 00:18:37,445 that keep ringing the bell and running away. 304 00:18:37,516 --> 00:18:38,813 So what's on your mind? 305 00:18:38,884 --> 00:18:42,820 I want you to come back and babysit us. The new sitter stinks. 306 00:18:44,389 --> 00:18:46,516 - Your folks hired a new sitter? - Yeah. 307 00:18:46,592 --> 00:18:49,720 And she thinks carrot sticks are snacks. 308 00:18:50,529 --> 00:18:55,228 Well, that's rough. But life's like that sometimes. 309 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:56,790 It doesn't have to be. 310 00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:59,633 If you told people what happened with your husband, 311 00:18:59,705 --> 00:19:02,003 everything could go back the way it was. 312 00:19:02,941 --> 00:19:05,637 Parker, see those women over there? 313 00:19:06,845 --> 00:19:10,144 Nothing I could say would stop those tongues from wagging. 314 00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:15,916 I'm sorry, kid, but I just have to wait this one out. 315 00:19:23,395 --> 00:19:24,692 Can you imagine? 316 00:19:24,763 --> 00:19:29,496 I mean, finding out that two men you trusted bet you in a poker game. 317 00:19:29,568 --> 00:19:32,901 - How demeaning is that? - It depends on how you look at it. 318 00:19:32,971 --> 00:19:36,498 Men have been waging contests over women for centuries. 319 00:19:36,575 --> 00:19:40,773 I grant you, poker isn't as romantic as, say, jousting, 320 00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:43,644 but it shows how they felt about you. 321 00:19:43,715 --> 00:19:47,549 The real question is how did you feel about them? 322 00:19:48,453 --> 00:19:51,820 I told you. Hurt and betrayed... 323 00:19:51,890 --> 00:19:55,519 No. How did you feel about them before this poker business? 324 00:19:57,196 --> 00:20:01,929 Well, I was engaged to Ian, 325 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:05,458 so, obviously, I loved him. 326 00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:09,098 And Mike? Were you in love with him, too? 327 00:20:09,174 --> 00:20:11,233 - How we doing on time? - Susan. 328 00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:15,576 OK, fine. I loved him. I still love him. And I love Ian. 329 00:20:15,647 --> 00:20:18,980 So I am totally, hopelessly in love with two men. 330 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:21,315 Now we're getting somewhere. This is good. 331 00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:24,685 No, this is horrible! This wasn't supposed to happen! 332 00:20:24,756 --> 00:20:28,522 I only let myself fall for Ian because I thought Mike was lost to me. 333 00:20:28,594 --> 00:20:30,926 And then, bang, suddenly, he wants me back, 334 00:20:30,996 --> 00:20:33,829 and now I have this choice that I can't possibly make. 335 00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:35,696 I agree it's tough. 336 00:20:35,767 --> 00:20:38,861 It's devastating. 337 00:20:38,937 --> 00:20:44,375 If I go with Mike, Ian's heart will be broken, and Ian does not deserve that. 338 00:20:45,844 --> 00:20:49,075 But how can I reject Mike after all he's been through? 339 00:20:49,147 --> 00:20:52,082 So you're just gonna walk away from both of them? 340 00:20:53,018 --> 00:20:55,111 You have to make a choice, sweetie. 341 00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:59,123 You've got two great guys, both of them crazy about you. 342 00:20:59,191 --> 00:21:02,718 To let one go, well, that's life. It happens. 343 00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:07,259 To let them both go, that's just... 344 00:21:08,033 --> 00:21:09,398 Stupid? 345 00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:14,432 Yes. That would be the clinical term. 346 00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:22,512 Sounds great. Thanks. 347 00:21:25,851 --> 00:21:31,517 Hey, how would you like to eat something that's neither pasta nor pizza? 348 00:21:31,590 --> 00:21:34,024 Such food exists? Don't tease me. 349 00:21:34,092 --> 00:21:36,993 No, my friend Al, he's opening a soul food place 350 00:21:37,062 --> 00:21:40,657 Sunday night. He wants to test the menu with some of his chef buddies. 351 00:21:40,732 --> 00:21:42,529 He said I could bring someone. 352 00:21:43,502 --> 00:21:46,835 - And you want me to go with you? - It'll be after we close. 353 00:21:49,675 --> 00:21:51,768 Don't tell me you hate southern food, 354 00:21:51,843 --> 00:21:55,540 - because then we can't be friends. - No. I love it. 355 00:21:55,614 --> 00:21:58,082 It's just, that's a little late for me, and... 356 00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:01,017 OK. I just thought it would be fun. 357 00:22:01,086 --> 00:22:04,055 It would be. But Sunday nights are kind of crazy. 358 00:22:04,122 --> 00:22:06,613 I'm packing lunches and checking homework... 359 00:22:06,692 --> 00:22:08,990 Right, right, right. No worries. I get it. 360 00:22:09,728 --> 00:22:12,356 You were just the first person I thought of. 361 00:22:18,370 --> 00:22:20,133 You know, maybe I should go. 362 00:22:23,241 --> 00:22:26,267 It's part of the job to check out the competition. Right? 363 00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:27,869 Yeah, absolutely. 364 00:22:27,946 --> 00:22:30,141 Never hurts to see what else is out there. 365 00:22:32,417 --> 00:22:33,941 I agree. 366 00:22:37,923 --> 00:22:40,619 [children laughing and screaming] 367 00:22:53,305 --> 00:22:56,433 Go check out the snakes. I'll give you some pizza later. 368 00:22:56,508 --> 00:22:58,373 - See ya later. - I'll see ya later. 369 00:22:58,443 --> 00:22:59,876 - Want some pizza? - Yeah. 370 00:22:59,945 --> 00:23:01,242 There ya go. 371 00:23:01,780 --> 00:23:04,248 Lynette, What are you doing here? 372 00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:07,647 Edie asked me to cater. 373 00:23:07,719 --> 00:23:11,177 I know, I'm a total whore, but please don't rat me out to Gabby. 374 00:23:11,256 --> 00:23:14,692 Hi, Susan. I have 30 copies of your book. 375 00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:18,628 The kids can't wait for you to sign it. Come on, let's go. Come on, come on. 376 00:23:22,300 --> 00:23:24,768 Looks like we're working the same corner. 377 00:23:24,836 --> 00:23:28,328 Yeah. Only I didn't know Edie was gonna have the party in the park. 378 00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:31,171 - What if Gabby sees us? - Trust me, we can both relax. 379 00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:34,542 I talked to her this morning and she's out with Victor all day. 380 00:23:35,347 --> 00:23:36,837 That's a relief. 381 00:24:00,372 --> 00:24:02,567 Go ahead. I dare you. 382 00:24:20,091 --> 00:24:21,752 What's going on? 383 00:24:23,495 --> 00:24:25,395 - There. - Hey! Don't do that! 384 00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:27,625 - Why not? - Because she's not a witch! 385 00:24:27,699 --> 00:24:30,293 - How do you know? - She isn't! Don't be a jerk! 386 00:24:30,368 --> 00:24:32,768 Is she your girlfriend? Parker's in love! 387 00:24:32,838 --> 00:24:34,328 Shut up! 388 00:24:35,674 --> 00:24:37,665 Hey, you boys! Knock it off! 389 00:24:39,511 --> 00:24:42,480 Parker, I'm so sorry. Are you all right? 390 00:24:43,582 --> 00:24:48,019 You know, everything would be OK if you tell people what you told me. 391 00:24:48,086 --> 00:24:49,747 You can make them stop. 392 00:24:58,163 --> 00:24:59,528 Hey, Lynette, it's Gabby. 393 00:24:59,598 --> 00:25:02,931 Victor got pulled into some photo-op at the homeless shelter. 394 00:25:03,001 --> 00:25:04,992 I'm free for lunch. You wanna go with? 395 00:25:05,070 --> 00:25:08,836 I tried Susan, but she's not home, which is weird, 396 00:25:08,907 --> 00:25:11,034 because her car's in the driveway. 397 00:25:12,043 --> 00:25:16,104 So is yours. Where is everybody? 398 00:25:16,181 --> 00:25:18,274 [children shouting] 399 00:25:33,565 --> 00:25:35,658 Here you go. Down! Down! Get down! 400 00:25:35,734 --> 00:25:37,998 - What is wrong with you? - Gabby's coming. 401 00:25:38,069 --> 00:25:40,060 What? You said she was with Victor! 402 00:25:40,138 --> 00:25:42,470 I was wrong. I was wrong! Come on, follow me. 403 00:25:46,111 --> 00:25:49,103 - Mommy, can I play? - No. Go ride the python. 404 00:25:50,115 --> 00:25:51,173 Come on! 405 00:26:00,158 --> 00:26:03,321 OK, OK, she's circling the park. 406 00:26:04,195 --> 00:26:06,595 I wish she'd hurry. I'm terrified of snakes. 407 00:26:06,665 --> 00:26:09,065 Yeah, I'm more terrified of Gabby. 408 00:26:09,134 --> 00:26:12,297 OK, good, good, we're almost home free. 409 00:26:13,605 --> 00:26:15,971 - What? - Don't turn around. 410 00:26:19,945 --> 00:26:23,244 [both screaming] 411 00:26:27,118 --> 00:26:29,586 Lynette! Susan! 412 00:26:30,689 --> 00:26:32,714 Hey, Gab. Hi. 413 00:26:32,791 --> 00:26:35,624 - What are you two doing here? - What are we doing here? 414 00:26:35,694 --> 00:26:39,653 Well, Edie hired me to cater. So it's just business. 415 00:26:40,966 --> 00:26:44,868 - I don't know what her excuse is. - You are so dead. 416 00:26:44,936 --> 00:26:48,235 [Gabby] This is an absolute betrayal of our friendship. 417 00:26:48,306 --> 00:26:52,174 Gabby, she asked me to make 20 pizzas. I couldn't turn it down. 418 00:26:52,243 --> 00:26:55,303 This is so delicious. 419 00:26:55,380 --> 00:26:58,747 Is that what our friendship is worth, 20 pizzas? We had a pact! 420 00:26:58,817 --> 00:27:02,776 Come on, Gabby, be fair. You put us in a really awkward position. 421 00:27:02,854 --> 00:27:06,153 - Me? You two owe me an apology! - No. Gabby, be reasonable. 422 00:27:06,224 --> 00:27:07,555 I am leaving this party, 423 00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:10,561 and if you don't come with me, our friendship is over! 424 00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:12,654 - [Lynette] Gabby! - No, I mean it! 425 00:27:12,731 --> 00:27:13,925 [screaming] 426 00:27:13,999 --> 00:27:16,900 Carlos, stop! Put me down! 427 00:27:16,968 --> 00:27:18,435 What are you doing? 428 00:27:18,503 --> 00:27:21,495 Stop it! Carlos, put me down! 429 00:27:22,273 --> 00:27:23,900 How dare you maul me like that? 430 00:27:23,975 --> 00:27:26,341 You were ruining Travers' birthday party. 431 00:27:26,411 --> 00:27:27,673 What's wrong with you? 432 00:27:27,746 --> 00:27:30,408 I'm sorry. Betrayal makes me a little cranky. 433 00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:32,814 Come on. You can't tell Susan and Lynette 434 00:27:32,884 --> 00:27:35,148 who they're allowed to be friends with. 435 00:27:35,220 --> 00:27:37,620 What's ridiculous is you not having the guts 436 00:27:37,689 --> 00:27:39,748 to tell me you were dating Edie! 437 00:27:39,824 --> 00:27:40,950 - Here it is. - Yeah. 438 00:27:41,026 --> 00:27:43,893 I had to find out from her at my damn engagement party! 439 00:27:43,962 --> 00:27:47,193 I had to hear that you were engaged to Victor on the news! 440 00:27:47,265 --> 00:27:50,496 I didn't plan it that way. It was spur of the moment. 441 00:27:50,568 --> 00:27:52,661 So you just said, "Hey, what the heck?" 442 00:27:52,737 --> 00:27:55,934 - Are you even in love with this guy? - Yes. Deeply! 443 00:28:04,482 --> 00:28:06,177 Must be nice. 444 00:28:07,218 --> 00:28:08,776 Aren't you in love with Edie? 445 00:28:08,853 --> 00:28:12,186 We're having fun together, but it'll never be serious. 446 00:28:12,257 --> 00:28:13,656 Oh. 447 00:28:15,060 --> 00:28:19,394 So if I'm just dating, and you're in love and getting married, 448 00:28:20,365 --> 00:28:23,334 remind me again why it is that you get to be the angry one. 449 00:28:26,071 --> 00:28:27,732 I'm sorry, Carlos. 450 00:28:30,875 --> 00:28:32,399 You should be. 451 00:28:37,382 --> 00:28:39,316 [Mary Alice] And for the first time, 452 00:28:39,384 --> 00:28:43,514 Gabrielle was willing to let Carlos be with someone else... 453 00:28:43,588 --> 00:28:44,850 - Hey. - Hey. 454 00:28:45,523 --> 00:28:50,153 ... because she knew he still belonged to her. 455 00:28:52,297 --> 00:28:54,765 Feel free to take home as much cake as you want. 456 00:28:54,833 --> 00:28:58,234 - I do not want to be tempted. - I might take a little for Tom... 457 00:29:01,639 --> 00:29:03,869 Hi, Mrs. McCluskey. 458 00:29:05,510 --> 00:29:07,569 Would you like some cake? 459 00:29:07,645 --> 00:29:09,636 I didn't come for sweets. 460 00:29:10,381 --> 00:29:12,281 I know you've been talking about me, 461 00:29:12,350 --> 00:29:15,183 and I guess the only way to shut you up is to come clean. 462 00:29:15,253 --> 00:29:19,280 So who would like to hear the gruesome details? 463 00:29:23,394 --> 00:29:26,022 - I would. - If you feel like it... 464 00:29:26,097 --> 00:29:27,086 Yeah. 465 00:29:27,999 --> 00:29:30,900 First off, and I know this will disappoint some of you, 466 00:29:30,969 --> 00:29:33,028 but I didn't kill Gilbert. 467 00:29:34,239 --> 00:29:39,108 I came home from a weekend in Laughlin and found him in front of the TV. Dead. 468 00:29:40,145 --> 00:29:43,512 - He still had the remote in his hand. - Good Lord. 469 00:29:44,449 --> 00:29:49,284 It was 2:00 AM, so I decided to wait until morning to call the funeral home. 470 00:29:49,354 --> 00:29:53,085 And I went to his desk to make sure everything was in order. 471 00:29:53,892 --> 00:29:57,123 I found his pension plan, and guess what. 472 00:29:58,196 --> 00:30:01,757 In the event of his death I was not the beneficiary. 473 00:30:02,967 --> 00:30:05,458 - Who was? - His first wife. 474 00:30:06,871 --> 00:30:09,840 They were married when he started the job, for two years. 475 00:30:09,908 --> 00:30:14,971 We were together 34 years and that idiot didn't change the paperwork! 476 00:30:16,414 --> 00:30:21,147 I not only lost my Gilbert, but I was about to lose everything. 477 00:30:21,219 --> 00:30:22,948 So, I, um... 478 00:30:24,756 --> 00:30:27,088 - I, uh... - You put him in the freezer 479 00:30:27,158 --> 00:30:29,023 and kept cashing the checks. 480 00:30:32,197 --> 00:30:34,631 Well, what else was I gonna do? 481 00:30:36,167 --> 00:30:39,864 Besides, after a while, it was kind of nice having him around. 482 00:30:41,539 --> 00:30:43,837 Anyway, that's the truth. 483 00:30:44,609 --> 00:30:47,339 You ladies have my permission to pass it along... 484 00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:51,405 Not that some of you ladies need it. 485 00:31:08,032 --> 00:31:10,364 Probably weren't expecting to see me? 486 00:31:10,935 --> 00:31:13,836 Well, after 20 unanswered calls... 487 00:31:13,905 --> 00:31:15,270 No, not really. 488 00:31:15,340 --> 00:31:19,401 About that, obviously I have been very confused. 489 00:31:21,012 --> 00:31:23,810 But I finally saw a therapist. 490 00:31:24,382 --> 00:31:27,647 Actually, it was sort of a court-ordered thing, anyway... 491 00:31:27,719 --> 00:31:30,688 Well, I need to talk to you. 492 00:31:35,693 --> 00:31:37,490 You sound sure. 493 00:31:38,596 --> 00:31:40,029 I am. 494 00:31:41,266 --> 00:31:43,029 I'm going to marry Ian. 495 00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:51,140 Believe me, this wasn't easy. 496 00:31:52,143 --> 00:31:56,307 Especially when you started to remember how it was between us. 497 00:31:58,416 --> 00:32:01,078 Maybe if the timing had been different... 498 00:32:01,152 --> 00:32:03,120 Yet, it wasn't. 499 00:32:07,158 --> 00:32:08,648 I'm sorry, Mike. 500 00:32:12,297 --> 00:32:14,697 Well, at least I have my memories. 501 00:32:32,317 --> 00:32:33,750 - Ready to go? - Yeah. 502 00:32:33,818 --> 00:32:37,254 I told Kim we'd be out the rest of the evening. She's gonna lock up. 503 00:32:37,322 --> 00:32:39,552 - Great, I'll just get my jacket. - OK. 504 00:32:47,932 --> 00:32:50,662 - Hey, you got a table for seven? - Hey! 505 00:32:50,735 --> 00:32:53,397 - Hi! What are you doing here? - Hey, Mom! 506 00:32:53,471 --> 00:32:55,496 Well, the kids wanted to surprise you, 507 00:32:55,573 --> 00:32:59,031 and it's been forever since we've all had dinner together... 508 00:32:59,110 --> 00:33:02,671 Well, how did you get here? I mean, you're not supposed to drive. 509 00:33:02,747 --> 00:33:06,945 I took a cab, a double dose of the painkillers, and voila. 510 00:33:07,018 --> 00:33:09,145 - You surprised? - Yeah, a little. 511 00:33:09,220 --> 00:33:11,711 - We missed you! - I missed you too. 512 00:33:11,789 --> 00:33:13,984 Why don't you guys go grab that big table, 513 00:33:14,058 --> 00:33:17,152 and I will have Rick whip something up for us! Hi. 514 00:33:19,430 --> 00:33:21,955 - Wow, you smell good. - Oh! It must be the basil. 515 00:33:22,033 --> 00:33:24,194 It has got a sweet smell. 516 00:33:24,268 --> 00:33:27,635 Hey, Kayla, can you get a high chair for your sister? 517 00:33:27,705 --> 00:33:29,866 - Yeah. - All right. Who wants pizza? 518 00:33:29,941 --> 00:33:32,671 - [children] I do! - Hi. Change of plans. 519 00:33:32,744 --> 00:33:34,473 Yeah, I see. 520 00:33:35,213 --> 00:33:38,478 - I'm sorry, you could still go. - No, no, no, I'll stay. 521 00:33:38,549 --> 00:33:40,517 I'll cook for your family. 522 00:33:40,585 --> 00:33:42,280 Thanks. Thank you. 523 00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:52,723 Thanks, sweetie. You are taking such good care of me. 524 00:33:53,698 --> 00:33:57,429 - When's Lynette getting home? - As soon as she closes up the pizzeria. 525 00:33:57,502 --> 00:33:59,333 Is that guy Rick helping her? 526 00:33:59,404 --> 00:34:02,498 He better be, for as much as we're paying him. 527 00:34:02,573 --> 00:34:04,473 I think Lynette likes him. 528 00:34:04,542 --> 00:34:07,477 Well, sure, he's a nice guy, hard worker. 529 00:34:07,745 --> 00:34:10,908 No, I mean she "likes him" likes him. 530 00:34:15,319 --> 00:34:17,116 What makes you say that? 531 00:34:18,122 --> 00:34:20,215 Just something I noticed. 532 00:34:20,892 --> 00:34:23,224 Well, good night, Daddy. 533 00:34:33,771 --> 00:34:37,400 "Mrs. Susan Hainsworth." God, I love the sound of that. 534 00:34:37,475 --> 00:34:40,808 Or did you want to keep your name? I love the sound of that, too. 535 00:34:40,878 --> 00:34:43,574 As long as I get to call you my wife. 536 00:34:44,515 --> 00:34:45,743 Deal. 537 00:34:46,350 --> 00:34:49,148 You do realize we're going to be blissfully happy? 538 00:34:49,220 --> 00:34:52,883 It could actually get a bit disgusting. People might throw fruit. 539 00:34:52,957 --> 00:34:55,050 [laughing] 540 00:34:55,126 --> 00:34:57,185 I'm gonna lock up down here. 541 00:34:57,261 --> 00:35:00,094 Why don't you go upstairs and warm up the bed? 542 00:35:03,201 --> 00:35:06,227 You do realize we're gonna be great together, don't you? 543 00:35:06,304 --> 00:35:07,498 I know. 544 00:35:18,783 --> 00:35:21,183 [Mike] Hey, Susan. I don't mean to bug you. 545 00:35:21,252 --> 00:35:24,585 There's just so much I didn't get to say. 546 00:35:27,225 --> 00:35:28,817 I'm lousy at goodbyes. 547 00:35:28,893 --> 00:35:33,660 Anyway, you will always be the best thing that ever happened to me, 548 00:35:33,731 --> 00:35:37,667 and, well, I hope you find the happiness you deserve. 549 00:35:38,569 --> 00:35:41,902 Bye. Oh, this is Mike. 550 00:35:41,973 --> 00:35:43,497 [machine beeping] 551 00:35:48,379 --> 00:35:50,438 Hey, Susan. I don't mean to bug you. 552 00:35:50,515 --> 00:35:53,382 There's just so much I didn't get to say. 553 00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:57,488 I'm lousy at goodbyes. 554 00:35:57,555 --> 00:36:01,958 Anyway, you will always be the best thing that ever happened to me, 555 00:36:02,026 --> 00:36:05,587 and, well, I hope you find the happiness you deserve. 556 00:36:06,464 --> 00:36:10,298 - Bye. Oh, this is Mike. - [machine beeping] 557 00:36:15,206 --> 00:36:16,503 Where are you going? 558 00:36:16,574 --> 00:36:19,042 Home... to England. 559 00:36:21,479 --> 00:36:23,208 To England? What's wrong? 560 00:36:23,281 --> 00:36:27,513 Well, it's just... I don't think this is going to work. 561 00:36:27,585 --> 00:36:28,847 What? 562 00:36:29,921 --> 00:36:31,980 Ten minutes ago we were making plans. 563 00:36:32,056 --> 00:36:34,456 You were saying how great we were gonna be. 564 00:36:34,525 --> 00:36:37,085 I saw you listening to that message from Mike. 565 00:36:39,897 --> 00:36:41,091 Oh. 566 00:36:44,869 --> 00:36:47,861 - Ian, I made my choice. - But not for the right reasons. 567 00:36:48,839 --> 00:36:51,171 You're trying to honor a promise you made. 568 00:36:51,242 --> 00:36:53,073 That's not true. 569 00:36:56,214 --> 00:36:57,909 I will get over him. 570 00:36:57,982 --> 00:37:01,145 You've been trying to get over him as long as I've known you. 571 00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:03,210 Haven't had much luck, have you? 572 00:37:04,088 --> 00:37:06,955 - Ian, I love you. - I know you do. 573 00:37:08,059 --> 00:37:10,550 But you love him a little bit more, don't you? 574 00:37:21,138 --> 00:37:25,040 I can't live a life where every time I see you with a faraway look, 575 00:37:25,943 --> 00:37:28,810 I'll wonder if you're thinking of him. 576 00:37:31,282 --> 00:37:32,977 I'm so sorry. 577 00:37:35,453 --> 00:37:36,784 You deserve to be happy. 578 00:37:39,357 --> 00:37:41,154 And so do I. 579 00:37:44,929 --> 00:37:46,658 Goodbye, Susan. 580 00:38:00,645 --> 00:38:03,478 - Hey, Mrs. McCluskey. - Lynette. 581 00:38:05,650 --> 00:38:09,950 Well, it turns out our new babysitter isn't working out too well. 582 00:38:10,021 --> 00:38:11,921 You feel up to another tour of duty? 583 00:38:12,723 --> 00:38:16,557 Are you sure you want the Wisteria Witch looking after your kids? 584 00:38:17,094 --> 00:38:18,789 My kids know you're not a witch. 585 00:38:19,797 --> 00:38:21,594 Too bad. I could use the leverage. 586 00:38:25,136 --> 00:38:27,604 - We missed you. - Same here. 587 00:38:31,275 --> 00:38:34,540 I'm gonna need a raise though. I'm kinda strapped. 588 00:38:35,713 --> 00:38:37,010 OK. 589 00:38:43,487 --> 00:38:46,183 I talked to Mrs. McCluskey and she is gonna start 590 00:38:46,257 --> 00:38:48,316 looking after our kids again. 591 00:38:48,392 --> 00:38:49,757 - That's great. - Yeah. 592 00:38:49,827 --> 00:38:53,092 Because actually, I have been thinking, 593 00:38:53,164 --> 00:38:56,065 and it is time that I got back to work. 594 00:38:58,002 --> 00:38:59,936 - What? - Yeah. I'm feeling good. 595 00:39:00,004 --> 00:39:01,938 I'm getting around better. 596 00:39:02,006 --> 00:39:05,373 But the doctor said your recovery would take months, 597 00:39:05,443 --> 00:39:07,138 and it's only been six weeks. 598 00:39:08,212 --> 00:39:11,204 Well, it's not like I'm gonna dead-lift a bag of ice, 599 00:39:11,282 --> 00:39:13,876 but I can sprinkle cheese on a pizza. 600 00:39:13,951 --> 00:39:18,354 Besides, I hate making you run that place by yourself. 601 00:39:19,290 --> 00:39:21,121 - I don't mind. - Really? 602 00:39:21,192 --> 00:39:23,387 Before you said it was killing you. 603 00:39:23,461 --> 00:39:25,793 Yeah, well, you know, it is, 604 00:39:25,863 --> 00:39:28,991 but I just don't want you to come back before you're ready. 605 00:39:29,066 --> 00:39:32,001 - You might re-injure yourself. - I'll be careful. 606 00:39:32,069 --> 00:39:35,436 The best part is, we can finally get Rick off the books. 607 00:39:36,207 --> 00:39:38,266 Rick? Why would we want to let him go? 608 00:39:39,443 --> 00:39:43,379 Well, I know he's been great, but his salary's cutting into our profits. 609 00:39:44,315 --> 00:39:48,513 Actually, he is bringing in more than enough business to cover his salary. 610 00:39:48,586 --> 00:39:52,682 With all those new dishes he's cooking, he's got a lot of fans out there. 611 00:39:52,757 --> 00:39:54,315 - Does he really? - Yeah. 612 00:39:54,392 --> 00:39:57,054 I think firing him would be a huge mistake. 613 00:39:57,128 --> 00:39:59,358 Well, it was just a thought. 614 00:39:59,930 --> 00:40:03,696 Well, don't think so much. Just rest and get better. 615 00:40:03,768 --> 00:40:05,827 That's what you need to do. 616 00:40:07,004 --> 00:40:09,131 - You gonna be late tonight? - Probably. 617 00:40:09,206 --> 00:40:11,401 We've got a big party coming in at 10:00. 618 00:40:11,475 --> 00:40:13,705 So, I'll just see you in the morning. 619 00:40:14,678 --> 00:40:16,475 - I'll be here. - OK. 620 00:40:21,051 --> 00:40:22,211 Hi, Ida. What's up? 621 00:40:22,286 --> 00:40:25,881 That idiot postman mixed up our mail again. 622 00:40:25,956 --> 00:40:28,618 Poor Mr. Henley. He does seem to be getting worse. 623 00:40:28,692 --> 00:40:31,286 - Thanks for stopping by. - You heard about Mike? 624 00:40:31,362 --> 00:40:34,593 - No. What about him? - He moved. 625 00:40:34,665 --> 00:40:37,065 Moved? What do you mean? 626 00:40:37,134 --> 00:40:41,298 Mona Clarke was up at 2:00 in the morning with acid reflux, 627 00:40:41,372 --> 00:40:45,172 and she saw him pack his car and everything. 628 00:40:46,644 --> 00:40:48,043 That doesn't make sense. 629 00:40:48,112 --> 00:40:50,603 Mike wouldn't leave without saying goodbye. 630 00:40:50,681 --> 00:40:51,841 Well, he did. 631 00:40:51,916 --> 00:40:54,407 According to Carlos, something bad happened, 632 00:40:54,485 --> 00:40:57,716 and Mike just wanted to get the heck out of Dodge. 633 00:40:57,788 --> 00:41:01,781 It's a pity. I always liked him. 634 00:41:12,770 --> 00:41:16,570 [Mary Alice] Gossip. It's just a harmless form of recreation. 635 00:41:17,875 --> 00:41:21,174 It's careless talk that deals in polite fiction... 636 00:41:21,245 --> 00:41:23,076 I'd love to be assistant manager, 637 00:41:23,147 --> 00:41:26,776 but apparently you have to flirt with Mrs. Scavo to get that job. 638 00:41:27,418 --> 00:41:32,378 It's nasty speculation that's based on not-so-polite fact. 639 00:41:32,456 --> 00:41:34,185 He may be dating Edie, 640 00:41:34,258 --> 00:41:37,022 but everyone can see he's still in love with Gabby. 641 00:41:41,599 --> 00:41:46,468 How do we protect ourselves from the venomous sting of such idle gossip? 642 00:41:47,438 --> 00:41:49,770 You the lady who kept her husband in a freezer? 643 00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:52,570 The best way is to just tell the truth... 644 00:41:52,643 --> 00:41:55,305 Yep. That's me. Scary, aren't I? 645 00:41:57,114 --> 00:42:01,778 ... and wait for people to start talking about someone else.