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MAN: It's weird to think
that everyone on this street,
Ripped By mstoll
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everyone in this city,
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soon they're gonna wanna know:
Who is Ezra Kleinfelter?
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What kind of man puts his country's
secrets out there for anybody to read?
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CABBY:
Buddy?
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We're here.
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- Sorry. Got distracted.
CABBY: Uh-huh.
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[KEYPAD BEEPS]
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[BEEPS]
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CABBY:
Sorry, sir. Your card is being declined.
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[TIRES SCREECHING]
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My God.
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They froze my accounts.
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They know.
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CABBY:
You got another card? Cash?
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Hey. Hey, hey, get over here.
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Hey!
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Hey, over here!
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Over here! He went that way!
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[HORN HONKS]
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Devon. Devon, give that ball back.
That's not your ball.
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Okay.
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- That's good running.
- Ha-ha-ha.
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I don't know why you volunteer
to come here.
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It's like Lord of the Flies.
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[CELL PHONE CHIMES]
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All right, let me just make sure
everything is cool.
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Jewel heist?
Mad bomber on the loose?
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No, there's no crime.
Sherlock quizzes me sometimes.
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- It's part of the work.
EMILY: Quizzes you about what?
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Dollhouse.
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- Cute.
- Yeah, Sherlock built it.
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Is that doll supposed to be dead?
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Heh. It's a way to practice
flash analysis of crime scenes.
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EMILY:
Suicide by prescription meds?
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Huh. Who knew?
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So are you getting
any real-world time?
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Uh, this is... This is pretty much it.
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You know, as cool as it is,
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you spend your time
chasing thieves and murderers.
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You live with your business partner.
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It might be a good idea
to carve out some time
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for, you know, regular stuff.
Keep your options open.
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[CELL PHONE CHIMES]
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Wow, that's a whole family
of dead dolls.
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Yeah. It's ghastly.
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"No foul play." Uh...
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Keep my options open?
What is that, what, about dating?
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Okay, no, put that down.
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I know it's not your birthday for a while,
but happy birthday.
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What is this?
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- TrueRomantix.
- What?
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EMILY: It's a horrible name.
It's a great site, from what I hear.
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Got you a six-month membership.
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- Oh, my God.
- I even filled out the profile for you.
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Use it, don't use it, up to you.
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But, you know, use it.
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I meet people, you know.
My life is not that weird.
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[CELL PHONE CHIMES]
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Oh, my God.
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Staged suicide, obviously.
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No one sticks their head
in the oven anymore.
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Shut up. Please.
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WATSON: If you're gonna interrupt
my coffee time,
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you could at least make the questions
more challenging.
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You must tell me
how he became so skilled.
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Do you train with him?
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Train? I didn't even realize
we had a backgammon board.
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MUELLER:
One can't bend the dice to one's will.
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Ah, good. Watson.
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I see you've met Mr. Mueller
of Brussels.
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Sort of.
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Mr. Mueller arrived
shortly after you left
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and has refused to state his business
until all parties were present.
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So...
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...state your business.
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You're no doubt aware
that four days ago
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a civil contractor
by the name of Ezra Kleinfelter
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leaked a dossier of national secrets
to the media.
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It is believed that he is sitting
on more such information.
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Yes, I vaguely recall
the incessant media coverage.
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I represent a consortium
of like-minded citizens,
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and we are concerned
about Mr. Kleinfelter's safety.
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We think that certain of the parties
that are pursuing him
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have something other than a fair trial
in mind.
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You're worried
someone's gonna kill him?
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Your work comes highly recommended
by the Damery Corporation.
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- Hmm.
MUELLER: We would like you to join
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in the pursuit of Mr. Kleinfelter.
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If and when you find him,
we would like you to deliver him to us,
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and we will in turn
bring him to an embassy
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that has promised
to provide safe haven until trial.
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Now, I understand that Mr. Kleinfelter's
actions are controversial.
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So if you'd like a small window
of time
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to research the group
that I represent...
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No, that won't be necessary.
We'll take the case.
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If you'll excuse us, Mr. Mueller.
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My associate,
she gets rather grumpy
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if she doesn't take
her midmorning nap. Heh.
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We will be in touch
when we have secured Mr. Kleinfelter.
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- Thank you both very much.
WATSON: Thank you.
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Yes? Really?
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Sounds like
aiding and abetting a fugitive.
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Mm. Excellent.
I took that while you distracted him.
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Good enough likeness,
don't you think?
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What are you gonna do with that?
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I once helped a Lebanese agoraphobe
retain copyright
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on a piece
of facial-recognition software.
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I'm not saying
the young lady owes me billions,
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but I do think she can analyze
my portrait for me.
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I took the case
because I want to put Mr. Mueller,
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or whatever his name is, at ease.
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We are going to follow him
and divine his nefarious plans,
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so we don't want his hackles up.
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Mueller's not his real name?
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No Belgian is that bad
at backgammon.
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Of course Mueller has nefarious plans
for Kleinfelter.
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Why else the ruse?
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I'm not arguing that he's a good guy.
Can you just stop saying "nefarious"?
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[CELL PHONE CHIMES]
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That's like 15 times
in the last ten minutes.
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My agoraphobe responds.
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Yep, there are no recent photos
of anyone
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matching our man on public record.
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But the orbital ridge doesn't lie.
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I give you Elliot Honeycutt,
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as he looked when he entered
Officers' Candidate School in 1975.
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He entered the Q course
for Special Forces training
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right after he graduated.
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He was discharged in '88
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and went to work as a systems analyst
for Everwood Communications.
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Since exposed by the Sentinel
as a CIA front.
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Currently VP
of Corporate Counterintelligence at...
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Redding Enterprises.
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Same contractor that until recently
employed Ezra Kleinfelter.
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How did you know that?
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Redding.
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That man is not looking
to bring Ezra Kleinfelter to justice.
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He's looking to eliminate him.
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WATSON:
"Kleinfeltarianism." Catchy name.
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Turns out that most of Ezra's thoughts
on a broken world
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have to do with how he can't get a date
with his neighbor.
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That and a bunch
of Ayn Rand quotes.
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Philosopher in chief
to the intellectually bankrupt.
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Hey, we never talked about
what we're gonna do with him.
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We are going to gather data on him,
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and we're going to use that data
to extrapolate his whereabouts.
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No, I'm talking about after that.
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I mean,
Ezra exposed some pretty terrible stuff.
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Some people think he's a hero.
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Yet some would like to see him hung
from the nearest yardarm.
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You're asking where I stand?
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I'm fairly certain
that he doesn't deserve to be stalked
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and possibly executed
by his former employers.
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It's funny.
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Most leakers, they tend
to release their information
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to multiple sources
at the same time.
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It's the best way to ensure
that it is disseminated.
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But Kleinfelter dealt exclusively
with one journalist,
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Celia Carroll of the Dispatch.
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I wonder why.
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Oh.
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Well, she looks like that.
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Could have something to do with it.
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I've already talked to everybody
in this city who carries a badge.
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- Who are you guys again?
- Sherlock Holmes. Joan Watson.
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We are consultants
with the N.Y.P.D.,
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although our interest in this matter
is private.
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Okay. Well, I'll tell you
what I told everyone else.
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But I'm doing an on-camera soon,
so this has to be quick.
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I haven't heard from Ezra.
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I've no idea where he is.
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Before your story came out,
did he tell you what his plans were?
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Well, sure, he planned
to leave the country before I published,
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but that got scotched
when Redding figured out
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he'd been downloading
classified material.
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Everything got pushed up.
Ezra had to go into hiding.
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Do you think
he has a romantic interest in you?
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Judging by his writings,
you're exactly his type.
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You're bespectacled, you're lean
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and yet possessed
of an alluring curve of flank.
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Possessed of...?
Look, you know what? Never mind.
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The couple of times
we met face-to-face, it never came up.
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So you no longer consider him
your source?
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You have no reason to believe
he'll get in touch with you?
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I already told you,
I don't know where he is.
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I'm not looking
to help anybody find Ezra,
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but even if I were, I'd be
the last person he'd get in touch with.
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You'd think someone that ambitious
would be a better liar.
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HOLMES:
Hmm.
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You made sure to ask her
where Ezra is a second time.
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She leaned back, crossed her arms.
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When someone who's not used
to lying is forced to repeat it,
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they resort to defensive posture.
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Miss Carroll has been in touch with
Kleinfelter, but she's done it in a way
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which has eluded the attention
of those observing her.
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We're going to have
to analyze her movements.
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Determine
how they're communicating.
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We're about to sit around
for a very long time, aren't we?
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[SIGHS]
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HOLMES: Miss Carroll will give
an interview to anyone with a camera.
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This is her fifth one today.
No sign of fatigue.
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Do you think we're cut off
from the world?
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You know, neither of us dates.
Neither of us really goes out much.
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At all, actually.
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We're not cut off from the world.
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We're engaged in creating one
that's actually worth living in.
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One that addresses our needs entirely
and eliminates everything extraneous.
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Well, my friend signed me up
for this dating website,
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and I think
I'm gonna put my profile up.
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You know, so be nice
if I bring anyone around, okay?
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Won't be an issue.
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Oh. Our journalist tears herself away
from her adoring public.
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Why won't it be an issue?
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Because you won't actually
bring anyone around.
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I've lived most of my life
with the firm conviction
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that romantic love is a delusion.
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It's a futile hedge
against the existential terror
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that is our own singularity.
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Then I met someone
who calls herself Irene Adler,
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and that forced me
to reexamine those convictions.
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She, of course,
turned out to be a criminal.
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Never really discussed
how that made you feel.
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I feel liberated.
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I am, now and forever, post-love.
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And, as such,
I'm free to pursue a life of meaning.
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Oh, how very droll.
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So the security guard
is her conduit to Ezra.
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HOLMES:
We need to learn how he's connected.
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A look through his phone
should do the trick.
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Yeah, think he's just
gonna give us his phone?
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No, of course not.
I'm gonna pickpocket it.
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Of course, because you know how
to pick pockets.
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It's a fascinating art. It's all to do
with establishing trust and eye contact.
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Oh, I'll just have
to take your word for it.
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Good. And you'll need this back.
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[CELL PHONE SIZZLING]
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You just stole that phone.
Why are you nuking it?
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Because it couldn't be more dangerous
if it was fashioned from liquid Ebola.
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[MICROWAVE BEEPS]
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Hector, the security guard, it seems,
is a man of hidden enthusiasms.
242
00:12:36,322 --> 00:12:40,019
In his spare time, he frequents
a website called Jamaica Quay.
243
00:12:40,192 --> 00:12:42,558
It's a gathering place
for identity thieves,
244
00:12:42,728 --> 00:12:45,856
intellectual-property pirates,
other cyber-highwaymen.
245
00:12:46,031 --> 00:12:49,660
And judging by his posts
and his private messages,
246
00:12:49,835 --> 00:12:53,794
Hector is affiliated with the collective
that calls itself "Everyone."
247
00:12:53,973 --> 00:12:56,168
Oh, yeah,
the hackers from the news.
248
00:12:56,342 --> 00:13:00,574
They prefer to describe themselves
as cyber activists, but yes.
249
00:13:00,746 --> 00:13:03,510
It seems that Hector
and his associates
250
00:13:03,682 --> 00:13:06,150
have taken up the banner
of Mr. Kleinfelter.
251
00:13:06,318 --> 00:13:08,548
They're committed
to getting him to safety.
252
00:13:08,721 --> 00:13:10,586
Hector has received a number
of communiqués
253
00:13:10,756 --> 00:13:13,657
from someone who calls himself
"Defenestrator."
254
00:13:13,826 --> 00:13:15,817
They're speaking in code,
but I'm quite certain
255
00:13:15,995 --> 00:13:19,624
that Defenestrator
is harboring Ezra Kleinfelter.
256
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,061
WATSON:
Hmm.
257
00:13:21,233 --> 00:13:23,224
So, what are we supposed to do?
258
00:13:23,402 --> 00:13:26,166
Just look up "Defenestrator" in
the phone book and we're good to go?
259
00:13:26,338 --> 00:13:28,806
Well, you are closer to
a productive thought than you realize.
260
00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:30,942
Jamaica Quay is anonymous.
261
00:13:31,110 --> 00:13:33,635
So you can't simply trace
the user name Defenestrator
262
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:37,146
to an actual person. You need to wait
for them to reveal themselves.
263
00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:39,250
In other words, you plan on arguing
264
00:13:39,418 --> 00:13:41,352
- on the Internet all night?
- Yes.
265
00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:44,148
I think
I'm just gonna take this upstairs.
266
00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:49,150
[LEAF CRUNCHING]
267
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[GASPS]
268
00:13:57,570 --> 00:14:00,664
I put Clyde in your bed in an effort
to be a more considerate flatmate.
269
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:04,367
I've decided not to wake you at dawn
unless absolutely necessary.
270
00:14:04,543 --> 00:14:07,137
So you used your pet turtle
as an alarm clock?
271
00:14:07,313 --> 00:14:10,840
And circumstances have dictated
that I violate the spirit of my resolution.
272
00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:12,711
It's been an eventful night.
273
00:14:12,885 --> 00:14:15,979
Defenestrator has proved
to be a canny piece of quarry.
274
00:14:18,824 --> 00:14:21,292
During the course of the debate,
275
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:24,091
she revealed that she lives
within a three-block radius
276
00:14:24,263 --> 00:14:27,289
of the building that used to house
Ruben's Delicatessen.
277
00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:30,130
- She?
- That was around 2 a.m.
278
00:14:30,302 --> 00:14:31,462
I spent the rest of the night
279
00:14:31,637 --> 00:14:33,935
coaxing an employee
of Saturnware Computers
280
00:14:34,106 --> 00:14:36,370
into trying to reveal
who within that radius
281
00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:38,032
recently purchased
high-end equipment
282
00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:39,404
suitable enough for hacking.
283
00:14:39,578 --> 00:14:43,378
My search yielded one name:
Vanessa Hiskie.
284
00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:45,779
That's who's hiding Ezra Kleinfelter.
285
00:14:45,951 --> 00:14:47,384
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
286
00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:49,282
WATSON:
Vanessa?
287
00:14:49,455 --> 00:14:51,150
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
288
00:14:52,157 --> 00:14:54,387
WATSON:
Vanessa Hiskie?
289
00:15:05,037 --> 00:15:06,402
Before you throw the last tumbler,
290
00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:09,336
you might want to pause
to consider the beauty of this moment.
291
00:15:09,508 --> 00:15:10,770
We're about to succeed
292
00:15:10,943 --> 00:15:15,437
where the combined wits of a dozen
or so federal agencies have failed.
293
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:18,816
Remind me again what cloistered,
shriveled things our lives are.
294
00:15:34,366 --> 00:15:36,561
Ezra Kleinfelter?
295
00:15:50,249 --> 00:15:51,978
WATSON:
Sherlock.
296
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:07,030
HOLMES: There are skin fragments
beneath her fingernails.
297
00:16:07,199 --> 00:16:10,066
I'm confident those will yield
the attacker's DNA.
298
00:16:10,235 --> 00:16:11,759
So argument gone bad.
299
00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:15,967
And according to you,
Ezra Kleinfelter's been hiding out here?
300
00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:17,631
We haven't found
any concrete evidence
301
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:20,040
that she had a guest, but yes.
302
00:16:20,212 --> 00:16:21,804
Considering this place
wasn't broken into,
303
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,414
it would have to make him a suspect.
304
00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:27,049
I mean, I don't get it.
The whole world's looking for this guy,
305
00:16:27,219 --> 00:16:28,982
she's willing to put him up,
and he kills her?
306
00:16:29,388 --> 00:16:30,582
He didn't set out to kill her.
307
00:16:30,756 --> 00:16:32,951
No, something went wrong
between them.
308
00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:36,492
Most likely
a spurned romantic overture, yes.
309
00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:39,995
Kleinfelter grew insistent,
Miss Hiskie resisted...
310
00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:42,565
We needn't have a Socratic dialogue,
because we have DNA.
311
00:16:42,868 --> 00:16:44,426
Well, actually, we don't.
312
00:16:44,603 --> 00:16:46,230
Kleinfelter doesn't have any priors.
313
00:16:46,405 --> 00:16:47,804
I just double-checked with ViCAP.
314
00:16:47,973 --> 00:16:49,838
He was fingerprinted
for his security clearance,
315
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,943
but he doesn't have a DNA sample
on file.
316
00:16:52,111 --> 00:16:55,410
So in the messages that she passed
on to that reporter, Vanessa Hiskie,
317
00:16:55,581 --> 00:16:58,948
did she never refer to Kleinfelter
by name?
318
00:16:59,418 --> 00:17:01,886
Excuse me.
Did you find that book in this box?
319
00:17:02,054 --> 00:17:03,851
Yeah. It was in the closet. Why?
320
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,650
Ezra Kleinfelter's favorite author.
321
00:17:05,824 --> 00:17:08,019
Half the college kids in the country
have that book.
322
00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:10,184
Yes, but Vanessa's bookshelf
is in her bedroom.
323
00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:13,024
Why would she leave
this one book out
324
00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:15,166
in this box along with, uh,
325
00:17:16,335 --> 00:17:18,803
a map of New York,
a travel guide to Venezuela,
326
00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:22,407
a compass
and an unopened box of crackers?
327
00:17:23,008 --> 00:17:25,772
Ezra didn't hook up with Everyone
until a couple of days
328
00:17:25,944 --> 00:17:28,879
after he was on the run, so he had to
be hiding somewhere during that time.
329
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,312
I think he brought this box with him
when he came here.
330
00:17:31,483 --> 00:17:36,580
Let's get the word out that Kleinfelter
is a person of interest in a homicide.
331
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:46,092
Please. I need a moment free
from the Internet.
332
00:17:46,265 --> 00:17:47,459
I'm trying to drag myself away,
333
00:17:47,633 --> 00:17:50,329
but the people I'm in conflict with
are too infuriating to ignore.
334
00:17:50,502 --> 00:17:53,733
- Oh, you're still fighting with people?
- I've been monitoring Jamaica Quay.
335
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,396
It's frequented
by members of Everyone,
336
00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:57,872
so there's a chance one of them
knows where Ezra is hiding.
337
00:17:58,043 --> 00:17:59,874
But I have, of course,
been drawn into a debate
338
00:18:00,045 --> 00:18:02,036
as to whether Mr. Kleinfelter,
murder suspect,
339
00:18:02,214 --> 00:18:03,772
is the victim
of a government frame-up.
340
00:18:03,949 --> 00:18:05,246
Are governments capable of evil?
341
00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:07,180
Yes, of course they are.
All institutions are.
342
00:18:07,352 --> 00:18:09,445
But they're more capable
of incompetence.
343
00:18:09,621 --> 00:18:11,919
That's good. I should post that.
344
00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:18,058
What are you doing?
345
00:18:18,230 --> 00:18:22,064
I'm looking at profiles of guys
who winked at me on TrueRomantix.
346
00:18:22,234 --> 00:18:23,963
I weep
for the whole desperate lot of you.
347
00:18:24,136 --> 00:18:26,127
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
348
00:18:27,139 --> 00:18:28,163
Hello.
349
00:18:28,340 --> 00:18:30,433
MAN 1 [OVER PHONE]:
Hi. I'm calling about your Web ad.
350
00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:33,476
- I think you have the wrong number.
- You don't have a model train set?
351
00:18:33,645 --> 00:18:35,875
What? Heh, no.
352
00:18:36,915 --> 00:18:41,716
Well, I happen to think that Jeff Heinz
of Washington Heights is cute.
353
00:18:42,488 --> 00:18:45,184
I'm gonna wink back.
How's that for post-love?
354
00:18:45,357 --> 00:18:47,348
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
355
00:18:48,994 --> 00:18:50,018
Hello.
356
00:18:50,195 --> 00:18:52,288
MAN 2 [OVER PHONE]:
Hey, I can be there in 20 minutes.
357
00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:54,159
- Are the trains set up?
- Excuse me?
358
00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:55,994
Um, what is this thing
about the trains?
359
00:18:56,168 --> 00:18:59,501
Oh, you said we can take our clothes
off and play with the trains together?
360
00:18:59,671 --> 00:19:01,605
- What?
- I can...
361
00:19:02,207 --> 00:19:03,606
What is happening
with my computer?
362
00:19:03,775 --> 00:19:05,140
[DOORBELL RINGS]
363
00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:06,607
[WATSON SIGHS]
364
00:19:13,218 --> 00:19:15,118
Hey. Got your pies.
365
00:19:15,287 --> 00:19:19,155
- Uh, we didn't order pizza.
MAN 3: Um, yeah, you did.
366
00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:22,191
L... I got like 20 more larges
with pineapple in my trunk.
367
00:19:22,361 --> 00:19:24,488
I'm afraid you've been duped.
This is for your trouble.
368
00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:26,722
Please see those pizzas
find a good home. Thank you.
369
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:29,965
What is happening?
370
00:19:32,604 --> 00:19:33,662
Hmm.
371
00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:36,933
They most likely traced the phone here
before the microwave destroyed it.
372
00:19:39,645 --> 00:19:41,636
[CHATTERING ON COMPUTERS]
373
00:19:43,615 --> 00:19:45,515
Who traced the phone here?
374
00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:48,619
Hector the security guard
realized his phone had been stolen
375
00:19:48,787 --> 00:19:50,152
and then tracked it to this address
376
00:19:50,322 --> 00:19:53,189
before I realized he was a member
and destroyed it.
377
00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:54,890
He and his compatriots
have reasoned
378
00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:57,528
that the enemies of Ezra Kleinfelter
reside here,
379
00:19:57,696 --> 00:20:00,494
and now they plan to subject us
to a life-ruin.
380
00:20:00,666 --> 00:20:02,327
[PHONES RINGING]
381
00:20:02,501 --> 00:20:04,696
Have you changed your online
banking password recently?
382
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,201
In the last couple of weeks. Why?
383
00:20:07,773 --> 00:20:09,604
They can just get into our computers
like that?
384
00:20:09,775 --> 00:20:11,709
Amongst other places,
but you should be all right.
385
00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:14,607
Your e-mail, social media sites,
those passwords are not derived
386
00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:17,044
from the names of family members,
are they?
387
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,376
Why?
388
00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:20,450
I don't think there's any need
to panic.
389
00:20:20,619 --> 00:20:23,952
Heartfelt apology still works miracles,
I've found.
390
00:20:24,122 --> 00:20:26,682
What am I apologizing for?
Where are you going?
391
00:20:26,858 --> 00:20:29,258
We're not gonna
get any work done here.
392
00:20:30,295 --> 00:20:32,559
[PHONES CONTINUE RINGING]
393
00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:35,999
BELL:
All right, thanks.
394
00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:39,069
Hey, did you guys know
your phones are disconnected?
395
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,330
Yes.
396
00:20:40,505 --> 00:20:42,871
Any word on the box we found
in Vanessa Hiskie's apartment?
397
00:20:43,508 --> 00:20:46,807
We pulled some partial prints,
but nothing matches Kleinfelter.
398
00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:49,106
I need to examine the contents
of that box.
399
00:20:49,281 --> 00:20:51,715
- I told you, it was a bust.
- Forensically, yes.
400
00:20:51,883 --> 00:20:54,215
But Ezra Kleinfelter's on the front page
of every newspaper.
401
00:20:54,386 --> 00:20:55,819
He doesn't have the run of the city.
402
00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:58,479
He had to go somewhere
after he murdered Vanessa Hiskie.
403
00:20:58,657 --> 00:21:02,149
He couldn't reach out to Everyone,
not after murdering one of their own.
404
00:21:02,327 --> 00:21:04,261
We also know
that he wasn't under their protection
405
00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:06,397
until two days
after he became a fugitive.
406
00:21:06,565 --> 00:21:09,432
You think he went back
to the first place he was hiding.
407
00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:12,766
Okay. So...
408
00:21:13,405 --> 00:21:19,776
Looks like he's somewhere
in New York or Venezuela.
409
00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:22,709
And doesn't have anything
to spread his cheese on.
410
00:21:25,317 --> 00:21:27,945
This paper's... It's brittle.
It's ready to crack.
411
00:21:32,391 --> 00:21:33,415
[SPITS]
412
00:21:33,592 --> 00:21:35,787
They went stale a long time ago.
413
00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:40,193
So why would Kleinfelter carry around
a bunch of old crackers?
414
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:46,703
"O.C.D."
415
00:21:46,872 --> 00:21:50,501
The Office of Civil Defense.
It's a Cold War-era bureaucracy.
416
00:21:50,676 --> 00:21:53,304
Amongst other things,
they maintained emergency bunkers
417
00:21:53,478 --> 00:21:55,946
for officials to use
in case of nuclear holocaust.
418
00:21:56,114 --> 00:21:58,344
They were stocked
with supplies, food.
419
00:21:58,517 --> 00:22:00,007
Ezra's hiding
in one of those bunkers.
420
00:22:00,185 --> 00:22:03,279
He took that box with him
when he went to Vanessa's.
421
00:22:03,455 --> 00:22:04,979
So how many of these bunkers
were there?
422
00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:06,886
Dozens. Maybe hundreds.
Difficult to say.
423
00:22:07,059 --> 00:22:08,651
Office of Civil Defense
closed years ago.
424
00:22:10,228 --> 00:22:12,628
- You can use the desk line.
- Hmm.
425
00:22:12,798 --> 00:22:14,527
He hardly ever answers the phone
anyway.
426
00:22:14,700 --> 00:22:16,964
Going to have to pay him a visit.
427
00:22:19,738 --> 00:22:22,298
You're telling me
that one guy lives in this building.
428
00:22:22,474 --> 00:22:25,671
Milton Van Kirk inherited the estate
from his parents.
429
00:22:25,844 --> 00:22:31,077
The man has spent his entire adult life
writing a biography of Robert Moses,
430
00:22:31,249 --> 00:22:32,273
[DOORBELL RINGS]
431
00:22:32,451 --> 00:22:34,112
The builder
who shaped much of this city.
432
00:22:34,286 --> 00:22:37,551
Van Kirk just turned 75, and he has yet
to finish the manuscript.
433
00:22:37,723 --> 00:22:39,588
He's been writing the same thing
his whole life?
434
00:22:39,758 --> 00:22:41,817
His research has made him
the world's foremost expert
435
00:22:41,993 --> 00:22:43,585
in the geography of New York City.
436
00:22:43,762 --> 00:22:46,322
We've had a delightful correspondence
about the Delaware Aqueduct.
437
00:22:46,498 --> 00:22:48,295
[LOCK BUZZES]
438
00:22:48,467 --> 00:22:51,459
I have, however, learned not to ask
him about the progress of his book.
439
00:22:51,636 --> 00:22:53,729
I recommend you do the same.
440
00:22:54,272 --> 00:22:57,901
MILTON: The Office of Civil Defense
maintained...
441
00:22:58,076 --> 00:23:00,101
Let's see.
442
00:23:01,146 --> 00:23:06,709
- 41 emergency bunkers
in New York City during the Cold War.
443
00:23:07,319 --> 00:23:10,720
But they were all decommissioned
by the time Clinton took office.
444
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:16,388
I don't know how your man got hold
of a box with a O.C.D. Stencil.
445
00:23:16,762 --> 00:23:19,822
But those bunkers
just aren't there anymore.
446
00:23:19,998 --> 00:23:21,727
- Can l...? Can I look at those?
MILTON: Yeah.
447
00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:23,197
Thanks.
448
00:23:23,368 --> 00:23:25,336
Milton.
449
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:37,849
Look. Two lists.
Commissions, decommissions.
450
00:23:38,016 --> 00:23:40,041
The list of commissions
is 41 entries long.
451
00:23:40,218 --> 00:23:41,981
The list of decommissions, 40.
452
00:23:42,587 --> 00:23:46,114
There is one bunker situated
in a caisson in the Brooklyn Bridge
453
00:23:46,291 --> 00:23:48,486
which was built
but never decommissioned.
454
00:23:48,660 --> 00:23:50,855
They must have just simply
lost track of it.
455
00:23:51,029 --> 00:23:53,725
Ezra had access
to government records for his job.
456
00:23:53,899 --> 00:23:56,868
Maybe he noticed the same thing
that you did.
457
00:23:57,202 --> 00:23:58,829
Thank you, Milton.
458
00:23:59,004 --> 00:24:00,028
MILTON:
Wait.
459
00:24:02,874 --> 00:24:06,435
Can you help me?
460
00:24:07,512 --> 00:24:11,812
How did I end up agreeing
to reading a 5,000-page manuscript?
461
00:24:11,983 --> 00:24:14,508
You won't be wasting as much time
on the Internet now, will you?
462
00:24:14,686 --> 00:24:15,880
So you're gonna need something
463
00:24:16,054 --> 00:24:18,716
to fill up the hours you've spent
selling yourself to strangers.
464
00:24:21,159 --> 00:24:22,592
Excuse me,
might I borrow your phone?
465
00:24:22,761 --> 00:24:25,594
- It's police business. I'm just...
- As soon as we pick up Kleinfelter,
466
00:24:25,764 --> 00:24:28,392
we're gonna figure out how to get
these people off our backs, okay?
467
00:24:28,567 --> 00:24:30,000
Excuse me.
468
00:24:30,168 --> 00:24:31,760
My name is Sherlock Holmes.
469
00:24:31,937 --> 00:24:35,532
I have to get a message
to Captain Gregson in Major Cases.
470
00:24:35,707 --> 00:24:37,675
Kleinfelter hiding.
471
00:24:37,843 --> 00:24:40,641
Brooklyn Bridge, east caisson.
472
00:24:40,812 --> 00:24:42,006
On the way, all right?
473
00:24:42,180 --> 00:24:43,477
It's of paramount importance.
474
00:24:43,915 --> 00:24:44,939
Okay.
475
00:24:46,918 --> 00:24:48,681
You might consider this
something of a lesson.
476
00:24:48,854 --> 00:24:51,414
If you keep a discreet digital footprint,
as I do,
477
00:24:51,590 --> 00:24:53,217
you're less vulnerable
to the harassment
478
00:24:53,391 --> 00:24:55,882
which is Everyone's stock-in-trade.
479
00:24:56,061 --> 00:24:57,926
[WHISTLES]
480
00:25:01,700 --> 00:25:02,928
[SIRENS WAILING]
481
00:25:03,101 --> 00:25:05,399
Hey, can you pop the trunk?
482
00:25:06,738 --> 00:25:09,901
U.S. Secret Service!
Hands in the air!
483
00:25:10,642 --> 00:25:11,734
What's this about?
484
00:25:11,910 --> 00:25:15,812
POLK: You seriously think we can't
trace a blog back to an IP address?
485
00:25:15,981 --> 00:25:18,848
"44MustDie. Com." Sound familiar?
486
00:25:19,017 --> 00:25:21,110
It should,
because you posted it yesterday.
487
00:25:21,286 --> 00:25:23,413
And it's got the details
of four different plans
488
00:25:23,588 --> 00:25:25,647
to assassinate the president
of this country.
489
00:25:25,824 --> 00:25:26,848
That's a class-D felony.
490
00:25:27,025 --> 00:25:29,289
Please, he didn't put that up.
We're being harassed.
491
00:25:36,601 --> 00:25:38,967
Once again, I have no designs
on the life of your president.
492
00:25:39,137 --> 00:25:42,004
I have no designs
on the life of any president.
493
00:25:42,307 --> 00:25:44,468
I suppose if I lived
in the age of Millard Fillmore,
494
00:25:44,643 --> 00:25:46,167
I might consider drastic action.
495
00:25:46,344 --> 00:25:49,973
We're talking about the leader
of the free world. This isn't a joke.
496
00:25:50,148 --> 00:25:53,743
Isn't it? Because while we sit here
and engage in beef-witted debate,
497
00:25:53,919 --> 00:25:57,685
my pursuit of an actual enemy
of your state lies dormant.
498
00:25:57,856 --> 00:25:58,880
I've told you,
499
00:25:59,057 --> 00:26:00,888
call Captain Thomas Gregson
of the N.Y.P.D.
500
00:26:01,359 --> 00:26:03,554
- We'll get to that.
- You're in pursuit of the author
501
00:26:03,728 --> 00:26:07,061
of a series of hate pamphlets who calls
himself "Skrewdriver," are you not?
502
00:26:07,699 --> 00:26:09,860
I saw your bulletin board
while you had me waiting.
503
00:26:10,302 --> 00:26:11,735
You want to know if he's a threat.
504
00:26:11,903 --> 00:26:14,633
If you make the call,
I will tell you his identity.
505
00:26:15,707 --> 00:26:16,731
You couldn't know that.
506
00:26:16,908 --> 00:26:18,535
Couldn't I?
507
00:26:18,710 --> 00:26:21,338
I know that you, Agent Polk,
are in the latest stages of a divorce
508
00:26:21,513 --> 00:26:25,108
and have started shaving your chest
in anticipation of dating again.
509
00:26:25,283 --> 00:26:27,410
And if you won't find
alternative sources of protein,
510
00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:29,986
then you really need
to resume eating meat.
511
00:26:30,155 --> 00:26:32,715
Veganism is not a choice
to be made flippantly.
512
00:26:43,835 --> 00:26:46,167
I just spent three hours
answering questions
513
00:26:46,338 --> 00:26:49,398
on whether or not I plan
to assassinate the president.
514
00:26:50,075 --> 00:26:51,440
I just heard from Captain Gregson.
515
00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:54,670
By the time the police got
to the bunker, it was empty.
516
00:26:54,846 --> 00:26:56,609
This was all they found.
517
00:26:57,515 --> 00:26:59,779
WATSON:
Everyone is helping Kleinfelter again.
518
00:26:59,951 --> 00:27:01,612
They were monitoring
the police band.
519
00:27:01,786 --> 00:27:03,879
Told him
when the officers were on the way.
520
00:27:04,055 --> 00:27:05,920
How'd you get your phone
to start working again?
521
00:27:06,091 --> 00:27:08,491
Oh, it's not mine.
I liberated it from Agent Polk.
522
00:27:08,660 --> 00:27:09,684
[WHISTLES]
523
00:27:16,935 --> 00:27:18,926
[DOORBELL RINGS]
524
00:27:23,108 --> 00:27:25,440
- Uh, hi.
- Hi.
525
00:27:25,610 --> 00:27:27,578
You're Joan? You're Joan Watson?
526
00:27:27,746 --> 00:27:29,145
Yes, and you are?
527
00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:32,314
Oh, Jeff Heinz. Um...
528
00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:34,748
The guy from TrueRomantix.
529
00:27:34,919 --> 00:27:36,045
Okay.
530
00:27:36,621 --> 00:27:40,079
It's just that, you know,
we exchanged some nice messages.
531
00:27:40,258 --> 00:27:42,749
And then I got some really weird stuff
from you.
532
00:27:43,094 --> 00:27:44,118
Oh, no.
533
00:27:44,295 --> 00:27:47,162
JEFF: They all had your home address,
which I thought was a little weird.
534
00:27:47,332 --> 00:27:48,697
It's on your profile now too,
535
00:27:48,867 --> 00:27:52,303
along with some interesting thoughts
on same-sex marriage.
536
00:27:52,470 --> 00:27:55,166
Oh, my God, you know what?
I know those things are on my profile,
537
00:27:55,340 --> 00:27:58,707
- but I did not write any of those things.
JEFF: Yeah, I kind of figured that.
538
00:27:58,877 --> 00:27:59,969
I'm no computer expert,
539
00:28:00,145 --> 00:28:03,273
but it seems like somebody's
messing with you pretty badly.
540
00:28:03,448 --> 00:28:08,943
So, um, I just wanted
to make sure you're okay.
541
00:28:09,788 --> 00:28:11,255
Oh.
542
00:28:11,423 --> 00:28:13,482
JEFF:
Oh, hey, I hope that's not too strange.
543
00:28:13,658 --> 00:28:14,989
No, it's nice.
544
00:28:15,393 --> 00:28:16,860
HOLMES:
Right, hack this!
545
00:28:17,028 --> 00:28:19,690
Oh, God, that is my roommate.
He's kind of a long story.
546
00:28:19,864 --> 00:28:22,594
You know what?
I would love to explain all of this to you.
547
00:28:22,767 --> 00:28:25,031
Could I just have a couple of days
to sort some things out
548
00:28:25,203 --> 00:28:26,932
- and get things under control?
- Yeah.
549
00:28:27,105 --> 00:28:30,905
But, you know, big picture, I am fine.
Seriously.
550
00:28:31,076 --> 00:28:33,010
Thank you so much
for checking in on me.
551
00:28:33,278 --> 00:28:34,472
Yeah, of course.
552
00:28:34,646 --> 00:28:36,443
I hope to see you soon.
553
00:28:37,115 --> 00:28:38,241
Yeah.
554
00:28:38,416 --> 00:28:41,749
JEFF: Good night.
- Good night.
555
00:28:46,024 --> 00:28:48,015
HOLMES: Everyone may have had
our power turned off,
556
00:28:48,193 --> 00:28:49,785
but they can't hack our generator.
557
00:28:50,195 --> 00:28:51,787
The generator powers the laptop,
558
00:28:51,963 --> 00:28:54,022
which is connected
to the neighbor's wireless.
559
00:28:54,199 --> 00:28:58,226
I've opened a chat on Jamaica Quay
so I can appeal directly to Everyone.
560
00:28:58,403 --> 00:28:59,734
I've written them a heartfelt plea
561
00:28:59,904 --> 00:29:01,895
for them to end their campaign
against us.
562
00:29:02,073 --> 00:29:04,837
Oh, because they're known
for compassion.
563
00:29:05,009 --> 00:29:07,500
Well, I'm expecting nothing
but mockery.
564
00:29:07,679 --> 00:29:10,648
But if I can engage them at all,
it might prove fruitful.
565
00:29:10,815 --> 00:29:13,807
At least some of them
are working with Kleinfelter.
566
00:29:13,985 --> 00:29:17,421
Perhaps I can goad them
into revealing something of their plans.
567
00:29:19,591 --> 00:29:22,560
Um, I asked you
about Irene yesterday.
568
00:29:23,561 --> 00:29:25,688
Her name is Moriarty.
569
00:29:25,864 --> 00:29:27,991
Sure, Moriarty.
570
00:29:28,166 --> 00:29:31,067
What she put you through
was cruel.
571
00:29:31,236 --> 00:29:33,466
And I don't think you've really dealt
with it yet.
572
00:29:33,638 --> 00:29:35,970
I submitted to one recovery
at your behest.
573
00:29:36,141 --> 00:29:38,473
- There won't be a second.
- I...
574
00:29:38,643 --> 00:29:40,042
[COMPUTER CHIMES]
575
00:29:40,545 --> 00:29:42,069
WATSON:
"Shoe on head."
576
00:29:42,814 --> 00:29:45,612
They want me to upload a photograph
of myself with a shoe on my head
577
00:29:45,784 --> 00:29:48,275
as it is a ritual of humiliation
for the tribe.
578
00:29:48,453 --> 00:29:49,852
Fine.
579
00:29:52,190 --> 00:29:53,248
Oh.
580
00:29:53,424 --> 00:29:54,686
[HOLMES SIGHS]
581
00:29:54,859 --> 00:29:56,554
Very well.
582
00:29:56,728 --> 00:29:57,820
Um...
583
00:29:57,996 --> 00:29:59,520
[COMPUTER CHIMES]
584
00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:02,130
Heh. No.
585
00:30:02,300 --> 00:30:04,200
I remind you
we are investigating a murder.
586
00:30:04,369 --> 00:30:05,529
No.
587
00:30:05,703 --> 00:30:06,727
[COMPUTER CHIMES]
588
00:30:30,228 --> 00:30:33,391
They all just left.
589
00:30:33,998 --> 00:30:37,297
Everyone is a collective.
They don't take orders.
590
00:30:37,769 --> 00:30:43,298
Why would they just fall silent
just because "Jormungandr" says to?
591
00:30:49,314 --> 00:30:51,680
It's 9:00. You didn't wake me.
592
00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:52,942
I didn't need to.
593
00:30:53,117 --> 00:30:56,018
We're quite free
until 4:22 this afternoon.
594
00:30:56,187 --> 00:30:58,519
I thought a leisurely breakfast
might be nice.
595
00:30:58,690 --> 00:30:59,748
Hmm.
596
00:30:59,924 --> 00:31:01,983
And what is happening at 4:22?
597
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:03,787
Well, after you went to bed last night,
598
00:31:03,962 --> 00:31:07,830
I spent some time
reviewing Ezra Kleinfelter's options.
599
00:31:07,999 --> 00:31:11,230
He could try to survive as a fugitive
here in the States.
600
00:31:11,402 --> 00:31:13,461
That's a difficult life. It's highly risky.
601
00:31:13,638 --> 00:31:16,505
He could present himself
to a sympathetic embassy.
602
00:31:16,674 --> 00:31:20,201
His best option, by far, is the third.
603
00:31:20,378 --> 00:31:24,371
Make his way to foreign soil,
gain asylum, live out his days.
604
00:31:24,549 --> 00:31:28,144
Wait, first of all, there's only a handful
of places that will take him right now.
605
00:31:28,319 --> 00:31:30,253
I mean, everyone in the country's
looking for him.
606
00:31:30,421 --> 00:31:33,185
Public travel's out of the question,
I agree. Yeah.
607
00:31:34,025 --> 00:31:37,153
But private air travel
is far less regulated.
608
00:31:37,328 --> 00:31:40,195
- The security measures are minimal.
- So he needs his own private plane?
609
00:31:40,632 --> 00:31:44,068
No, he needs an ally with a plane.
610
00:31:44,235 --> 00:31:47,204
And a few days
to make the necessary arrangements.
611
00:31:48,406 --> 00:31:49,566
Jormungandr.
612
00:31:52,577 --> 00:31:56,377
The name of the member of Everyone
who got his compatriots to toe the line.
613
00:31:56,547 --> 00:31:59,516
The name, of course,
refers to the third child
614
00:31:59,684 --> 00:32:02,448
of Loki and Angrboda
in Norse mythology.
615
00:32:02,620 --> 00:32:04,485
Oh, of course,
because everyone knows that.
616
00:32:04,656 --> 00:32:06,055
He was a serpent who grew so large
617
00:32:06,224 --> 00:32:08,852
he could encircle the Earth
and swallow his own tail.
618
00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:10,650
It's quite a striking image.
619
00:32:10,828 --> 00:32:12,853
And it led me to the man
behind the alias.
620
00:32:15,733 --> 00:32:18,566
Fifteen years ago,
an Irishman named Darragh O'Connor
621
00:32:19,003 --> 00:32:21,494
sold a nifty bit of software
that he'd written himself.
622
00:32:21,673 --> 00:32:24,039
It was his first and only foray
into the business world,
623
00:32:24,208 --> 00:32:26,540
but it netted him
nearly a billion dollars.
624
00:32:26,711 --> 00:32:29,305
Since then,
he's spent his time primarily
625
00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:32,176
as an advocate
for freedom of information.
626
00:32:32,784 --> 00:32:34,775
That's Everyone's pet cause.
627
00:32:34,953 --> 00:32:38,252
The name of the program he wrote:
Ouroboros.
628
00:32:38,423 --> 00:32:40,789
A snake eating his own tail.
629
00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:44,122
So Darragh O'Connor
is Jormungandr.
630
00:32:44,295 --> 00:32:46,627
Well, according to the FAA,
his private plane is scheduled
631
00:32:46,798 --> 00:32:49,596
to touch down here in New York
later this afternoon
632
00:32:49,767 --> 00:32:52,531
and take off for Venezuela
shortly thereafter.
633
00:32:53,171 --> 00:32:55,901
I'll wager
he'll be taking on a passenger.
634
00:33:02,547 --> 00:33:05,573
GREGSON:
4:22 on the nose.
635
00:33:16,694 --> 00:33:20,186
The driver. Kleinfelter's the driver.
636
00:33:20,365 --> 00:33:22,458
We want the driver. Move in.
637
00:33:23,968 --> 00:33:25,959
[SIRENS WAILING]
638
00:33:33,745 --> 00:33:36,373
GREGSON:
Ezra Kleinfelter, you're under arrest.
639
00:33:36,547 --> 00:33:38,242
You're facing federal charges,
640
00:33:38,416 --> 00:33:42,113
and you're a person of suspicion
in the murder of Vanessa Hiskie.
641
00:33:43,354 --> 00:33:44,912
You are persistent, I'll give you that.
642
00:33:45,089 --> 00:33:47,683
But I'm still getting on this plane,
and I'm flying to Caracas.
643
00:33:47,859 --> 00:33:50,487
Heh. I can tell you two things wrong
with that sentence.
644
00:33:50,661 --> 00:33:54,358
Arrest me, and 14 innocent men
and women will lose their lives.
645
00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:57,497
One of you,
reach into my bag there.
646
00:33:57,668 --> 00:33:59,397
There's an envelope.
647
00:34:10,748 --> 00:34:14,946
It's a dossier concerning a man
named Farouq Hassad.
648
00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:17,852
Yeah? What about him?
649
00:34:18,022 --> 00:34:20,718
He's an intelligence asset of ours
in Morocco.
650
00:34:21,325 --> 00:34:23,293
Call that number on the Post-it.
651
00:34:23,461 --> 00:34:26,123
See how fast the section chief asks
how you knew that.
652
00:34:26,297 --> 00:34:28,128
That's just one to prove
that I'm not bluffing.
653
00:34:28,299 --> 00:34:31,234
There are 13 more, and if you
arrest me, their names go public.
654
00:34:31,402 --> 00:34:34,838
Now, some of them might get
to protection in time.
655
00:34:35,473 --> 00:34:37,304
But most of them?
656
00:34:38,042 --> 00:34:41,034
Well, there's a reason
why they call it "deep cover."
657
00:34:47,819 --> 00:34:49,787
We gotta let him go.
658
00:34:50,721 --> 00:34:52,188
Let him go.
659
00:34:59,397 --> 00:35:00,591
It doesn't matter where you go.
660
00:35:00,765 --> 00:35:03,427
We know you killed Vanessa Hiskie.
We'll prove it.
661
00:35:24,422 --> 00:35:26,390
If there's evidence
that ties Ezra to the murder,
662
00:35:26,557 --> 00:35:28,889
do you think that Venezuela
will still grant him asylum?
663
00:35:29,293 --> 00:35:30,419
Why?
664
00:35:30,895 --> 00:35:33,921
Um... Well, I stole his watch.
665
00:35:37,001 --> 00:35:38,366
HOLMES:
You...
666
00:35:38,903 --> 00:35:39,961
That's why you grabbed him?
667
00:35:42,006 --> 00:35:43,564
We didn't cover sleight of hand yet.
668
00:35:43,741 --> 00:35:46,073
Well, I dug into it on my own.
You were right.
669
00:35:46,244 --> 00:35:50,305
I mean, all it is is eye contact
and controlling the point of focus.
670
00:35:50,481 --> 00:35:53,211
Our power's out,
so, what else am I gonna do but read?
671
00:35:53,518 --> 00:35:55,918
Well, if we can scrape together
enough skin cells
672
00:35:56,087 --> 00:35:58,021
to get a viable
epithelial DNA sample,
673
00:35:58,189 --> 00:36:00,817
and we get creative about how
we came into possession of the watch,
674
00:36:00,992 --> 00:36:03,620
then we could prove
he killed Vanessa Hiskie.
675
00:36:03,794 --> 00:36:07,059
Okay, but even if
we do get Kleinfelter back,
676
00:36:07,231 --> 00:36:08,960
isn't he just gonna
release those names?
677
00:36:09,133 --> 00:36:12,227
Oh, undoubtedly.
But we just have to try and make sure
678
00:36:12,403 --> 00:36:15,065
that all 14 of those people are safe
before he does.
679
00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:16,763
Yeah,
but we don't know who they are.
680
00:36:16,941 --> 00:36:18,101
Not yet.
681
00:36:18,276 --> 00:36:20,403
But it's a nine-hour flight to Caracas.
682
00:36:20,578 --> 00:36:22,068
I need a backgammon board.
683
00:36:22,246 --> 00:36:24,146
Time to give our client
a status update.
684
00:36:36,827 --> 00:36:38,852
HOLMES:
Good evening, Elliot Honeycutt.
685
00:36:40,598 --> 00:36:41,758
Holmes.
686
00:36:42,066 --> 00:36:44,057
How did you get in here?
687
00:36:45,136 --> 00:36:46,296
Have a seat.
688
00:36:46,470 --> 00:36:48,529
We can sharpen
your backgammon skills while we talk.
689
00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:05,517
Things are going rather poorly,
I'm afraid.
690
00:37:05,890 --> 00:37:10,350
Ezra Kleinfelter, as we speak,
is on his way to Venezuela.
691
00:37:11,362 --> 00:37:13,489
It seems he will escape justice
692
00:37:13,664 --> 00:37:18,067
and whatever fate you had in mind
for him.
693
00:37:18,536 --> 00:37:21,300
We can tie him to the murder
of Vanessa Hiskie,
694
00:37:21,472 --> 00:37:27,001
but if we do, he will release
the contents of several stolen files.
695
00:37:27,178 --> 00:37:31,842
They contain the names
of 14 clandestine operatives.
696
00:37:34,785 --> 00:37:37,686
That's not really surprising to you,
though, is it?
697
00:37:38,723 --> 00:37:39,951
Did you tell your employers
698
00:37:40,124 --> 00:37:43,525
that he has the names
of more than a dozen key assets?
699
00:37:46,197 --> 00:37:47,221
No.
700
00:37:47,398 --> 00:37:52,097
The board decided
to pursue a strategy of containment.
701
00:37:52,270 --> 00:37:54,101
Didn't work, though, did it?
702
00:37:54,272 --> 00:37:57,730
But now you have a choice.
703
00:37:58,342 --> 00:38:00,606
Release those names
to the government,
704
00:38:00,778 --> 00:38:04,680
and they can get those people to safety
before Kleinfelter posts their identities.
705
00:38:05,316 --> 00:38:08,581
That's suicide for the company.
The board will never agree.
706
00:38:08,753 --> 00:38:11,051
I'm not talking about the board.
707
00:38:13,524 --> 00:38:15,549
Can you access the stolen files?
708
00:38:17,161 --> 00:38:19,891
I can access anything
at this company.
709
00:38:20,665 --> 00:38:23,293
You're a former operative yourself.
710
00:38:24,135 --> 00:38:26,262
Does it sit well with you?
711
00:38:26,604 --> 00:38:29,767
Your board playing fast and loose
with the lives of people in service?
712
00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:36,906
I have no intention of letting
Ezra Kleinfelter get away with murder.
713
00:38:37,782 --> 00:38:40,182
You've done your research on me.
714
00:38:40,785 --> 00:38:42,582
You know I get my man.
715
00:38:42,887 --> 00:38:45,947
Even if it means
letting those operatives die?
716
00:38:46,357 --> 00:38:48,951
I don't believe it will mean that.
717
00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:51,528
Because when I leave here,
718
00:38:51,696 --> 00:38:54,460
you're going to release those names
to the government,
719
00:38:54,899 --> 00:38:57,265
regardless of what it means
to this company.
720
00:38:58,636 --> 00:39:00,331
Why would I do that?
721
00:39:00,504 --> 00:39:02,972
Because you know what it means
to serve.
722
00:39:03,741 --> 00:39:06,676
You won't leave those men
and women to their fates.
723
00:39:10,214 --> 00:39:11,681
You're bluffing.
724
00:39:13,484 --> 00:39:16,044
Well, I've told you
what needs to happen.
725
00:39:17,221 --> 00:39:19,018
Those souls won't be
on my conscience.
726
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:24,951
Your turn, Mr. Honeycutt.
727
00:39:27,264 --> 00:39:29,789
WOMAN [ON TV]: This was the scene
at Miami International Airport
728
00:39:29,967 --> 00:39:33,459
as federal agents took Ezra Kleinfelter
into custody early this morning.
729
00:39:34,071 --> 00:39:36,130
Federal sources say
that Kleinfelter confessed
730
00:39:36,307 --> 00:39:39,174
to the murder of Vanessa Hiskie
in exchange for a guarantee
731
00:39:39,343 --> 00:39:42,744
that he won't face capital punishment
for espionage.
732
00:39:42,913 --> 00:39:44,813
- The former assistant...
- The power's on.
733
00:39:45,916 --> 00:39:49,147
So you got confirmation
that the agents are all okay?
734
00:39:49,353 --> 00:39:51,116
HOLMES: After Honeycutt
turned over the names,
735
00:39:51,288 --> 00:39:54,849
they were in safe houses
within the hour, apparently.
736
00:39:55,025 --> 00:39:57,892
Kleinfelter's confession has dampened
Everyone's enthusiasm for him.
737
00:39:58,062 --> 00:40:00,553
They've moved on to other pursuits.
738
00:40:00,731 --> 00:40:03,393
I might have sent them a photograph
of myself with a shoe on my head
739
00:40:03,567 --> 00:40:05,000
to hasten the reconciliation.
740
00:40:05,169 --> 00:40:06,363
[CELL PHONE CHIMES]
741
00:40:06,537 --> 00:40:09,472
Oh. My phone's back on.
742
00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:12,040
We are free to resume our lives.
743
00:40:12,343 --> 00:40:14,743
You might wanna check your
voice mails. The landline as well.
744
00:40:14,912 --> 00:40:16,675
Potential clients
may have reached out.
745
00:40:16,847 --> 00:40:18,815
No more detective work
for me today.
746
00:40:18,983 --> 00:40:22,248
I need to figure out how many people
Everyone managed to offend
747
00:40:22,420 --> 00:40:23,751
when they hacked into my accounts.
748
00:40:23,921 --> 00:40:26,151
Have you considered
letting the matter lie?
749
00:40:26,424 --> 00:40:29,689
Might be a chance to pare back
on unnecessary social entanglements.
750
00:40:30,895 --> 00:40:33,455
And I'm going out tonight.
751
00:40:33,664 --> 00:40:36,690
I need a little real-world time.
752
00:40:41,172 --> 00:40:42,935
[SIGHS]
753
00:40:44,508 --> 00:40:45,736
HOLMES:
For a long while now,
754
00:40:45,910 --> 00:40:48,105
I've suspected that connection
with another person,
755
00:40:48,279 --> 00:40:52,409
real connection,
simply isn't possible.
756
00:40:52,983 --> 00:40:55,816
I'm curious if you disagree,
757
00:40:55,986 --> 00:40:59,422
although I suspect
you feel as I do in this,
758
00:40:59,590 --> 00:41:02,423
as you do in so many other things.
759
00:41:07,465 --> 00:41:08,864
Oh, hey.
760
00:41:09,500 --> 00:41:10,865
I'm assuming the evening went well,
761
00:41:11,035 --> 00:41:14,061
or you wouldn't have ended it
with a good-night kiss.
762
00:41:15,940 --> 00:41:17,271
It wasn't bad.
763
00:41:17,441 --> 00:41:21,036
I mean, I don't know
if there were any sparks. It was fun.
764
00:41:24,081 --> 00:41:26,106
I think it's sad that you've given up.
765
00:41:29,119 --> 00:41:31,314
I think you have a lot to share,
if you cared to.
766
00:41:34,692 --> 00:41:36,557
I shouldn't be the only one
who knows you.
767
00:41:45,669 --> 00:41:51,005
HOLMES: So tell me, is it possible
to truly know another person?
768
00:41:56,180 --> 00:41:58,614
Is it even a worthwhile pursuit?
769
00:42:07,992 --> 00:42:10,187
Yours is the only opinion I'll trust,
770
00:42:11,228 --> 00:42:12,354
the only point of view
771
00:42:12,530 --> 00:42:15,226
HOLMES & MORIARTY:
That holds even the faintest interest.
772
00:42:16,100 --> 00:42:20,036
I find my diversions, as I always do,
773
00:42:20,204 --> 00:42:23,401
but the days are long
in this gray place.
774
00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:27,606
MORIARTY:
I dearly hope you'll write soon.
775
00:42:29,113 --> 00:42:33,482
Ever yours, Jamie Moriarty.
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