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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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[Music]
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- Good morning, everybody.
- Oh, Teddy, there you are.
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Look, I am slammed today, so I need
you to watch the kids after school.
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Oh, mom, I can't. I
have to go to the Mall.
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Ah, ah, ah, ah... just stop right there.
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For once, can't we just skip
this little dance we always do?
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What dance?
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You know, the dance where I ask you
to watch the kids and you say no.
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Then I ask the boys and they say
they're not responsible or not smart.
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Then I ask your dad and he
pretends not to be listening.
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And then we're back to you.
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I really need new shoes.
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- Boys?
- I'm not responsible.
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Me not smart.
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Bob?
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I'm sorry, what?
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And we're back to you.
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Fine, I'll go to the Mall and then
I'll just come home afterwards.
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What do we at this point in the dance?
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Oh, you leave, call Ivy,
and complain about mom.
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You stay and complain about Teddy.
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- Sounds good.
- Works for me.
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Ivy, you will not believe
what just happened.
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New shoes. Can you believe that girl?
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[Rock music playing]
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♪Today's all burnt toast
running late and dad jokes.
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♪"Has anybody seen my left shoe?"
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♪I close my eyes, take a bite
grab a ride, laugh out loud.
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♪There it is up on the roof.
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♪I've been there, I survived.
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♪So just take my advice.
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♪Hang in there, baby things are crazy.
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♪But I know your future's bright.
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♪Hang in there,
baby, there's no maybe.
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♪Everything turns out all right.
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♪Sure life is up and down.
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♪But trust me, it comes back around.
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♪You're gonna love
who you turn out to be.
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♪Hang in there, baby.
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[Music]
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Hey, good news, dad.
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This really cute girl in my
cooking class is kind of into me.
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Really?
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Yeah. There's definitely
been some sparks.
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And I'm not just talking about
the trouble I had with my flambe.
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Good for you, PJ.
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Yeah, she's coming over
tomorrow, and we're gonna cook...
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If you know what I mean.
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Ooh, going to get a
little romantic, huh?
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No, we're gonna make chicken.
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And when we're done, it'll
be time for dessert...
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If you know what I mean.
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I'm just gonna say I know what you mean.
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Anyway, when she comes
over, can you not be here?
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Why can't you just
take her to your place?
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No, no, no, no... see, the plan is;
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Make sure she's into me,
then show her the apartment.
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If she's still in after
that, then she meets Emmett.
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If she's still in after that...
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Well, that's never happened.
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[Gasps]
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What are you doing?
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Why are you reading? You know
you'd rather be watching TV.
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- Can I...
- [Dramatic music plays]
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Ooh.
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[Murmurs]
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Hey, Jake, big problem.
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Something's come back
to bite us in the butt.
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Hey, Ivy. I got the
shoes. They're gorgeous.
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Well, yeah, of course they're
uncomfortable, I said they're gorgeous.
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Unbelievable.
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My mom said she had such a busy
day, and now she's at the food court.
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Hold... I'll call you back.
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Well, fancy seeing you here.
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- Pardon me?
- What's with this ridiculous hat?
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Aunt Jamie?
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- Teddy?
- Hi.
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Hi.
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Oh, I'm so sorry. I
thought you were my mom.
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Yeah, I get that a lot.
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- So what are you doing in town?
- Oh, I'm here on business.
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Why didn't you call us?
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Well, Teddy, you know your mother and
I aren't exactly on speaking terms.
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Oh.
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How's the rest of the family?
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Oh, uh, good. Yeah,
Toby is getting so cute.
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Aw. Who's Toby?
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Oh, uh, I guess you didn't know. Mom
and dad had another one after Charlie.
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Oh.
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Who's Charlie?
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Does the name Gabe ring a bell?
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Yes. Yes. That's why I thought
they would have stopped.
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So you're really not gonna
tell my mom that you're in town?
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No! No, no, no, no, no. Please,
please, please don't say you saw me.
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I just don't want to cause a fuss.
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Wow, it's hard to believe
you're my mom's younger sister.
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You guys are so different.
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Server: Jamie, your
order is ready. Jamie.
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Oh, I hate it when they do that.
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It draws attention to me.
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So different.
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So what's the big problem, dude?
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This ad for Hank's market. Look.
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Creamed corn, 99 cents?
They call that a sale?
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I'm talking about the baby. Don't
you remember what we did last month?
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[Rock music plays]
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Oh, monster truck rally.
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Hey, we've got to go to that.
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- Oh!
- Tickets are 30 bucks each.
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Where are we gonna
get that kind of money?
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Maybe he can help us.
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That baby's got 60 bucks?
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Dude, you are blowing my mind.
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The only thing that surprises me about that
comment is that you got the math right.
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Anyway, this one time when me
and my brother needed some money,
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we did something kind of...
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Interesting.
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Great news, mom. I like Charlie now.
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Well, finally. What happened?
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We were in the park, and
this photographer thought
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that Charlie was like
the cutest baby ever.
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He offered to pay her 100
bucks to use her as a model.
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Forget it. I'm not exploiting my baby.
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[Sighs]
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I knew we should have done it my way.
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What was your way?
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We don't tell mom we're
doing the photo shoot,
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and we go ahead and do it
anyway and split the money.
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Boy, that's confusing. We
were remembering something.
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Then we remembered something else.
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If my mom and dad find out about
this ad, I'll be in big trouble.
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They change those ads all the time.
Tomorrow it'll be some other baby.
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You know what... [chuckles]
You're probably right.
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[Sighs]
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Your voice used to be really high.
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I know, right?
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Good news, everyone.
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I've just learned that your classmate
Vanessa is recovering nicely...
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From the oven-mitt incident.
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Or should I say, the
lack-of-oven-mitt incident?
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The lesson here is that oven mitts should
always be worn when grasping hot surfaces.
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And never used as puppets.
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Right, potty?
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[High-pitched] He's
on to us. Put me down.
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Remember...
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The assignment this week is chicken
divan with a side dish of your choice.
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You will partner up to cook those.
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All: Yes, Chef.
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[Groans]
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Winnie, what am I gonna do?
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Vanessa was my cooking partner.
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I don't have a partner either
since Ricardo dumped me.
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Hey! Maybe we could team up.
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It'll be divan.
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I don't get it.
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Neither did Ricardo. So what do you say?
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Okay, sure. Let's work together.
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You didn't say that
very enthusiastically.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I guess we're still in
shock over what happened to Vanessa.
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- Oh.
- Right, Mitty?
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[High-pitched] Right, Chef.
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I make him call me Chef.
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[Giggles nervously]
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Okay.
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- Hey, Teddy. What you doing?
- Hey, mom.
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Oh, I'm just looking at old photographs.
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Is this you?
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Oh, no, that's Aunt Jamie.
I'm the prettier one over here.
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Hey, whatever happened
between you and her anyway?
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Well, if you must know,
we had a falling-out.
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What did you do? I...
I mean, what happened?
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Well, she was supposed to be
the Maid of Honor at my wedding,
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but she didn't show up.
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Why the sudden interest in Jamie?
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Well, I ran into her at the Mall, and
she kind of didn't want you to know.
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Typical. Yeah, typical.
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She doesn't like me. Do you know why?
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Well, it could be... oh!
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You weren't really
looking for an answer.
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She's always been jealous of me
because I'm the one who got married.
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- I'm the one with the happy family.
- Bob: Amy!
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I can't find my underpants!
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They're all dirty!
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Either do the laundry or
wear your bathing suit!
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What was I saying? Oh,
yeah. She's jealous.
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You know, mom, as long
as she's in town...
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Maybe you should make
peace with Aunt Jamie.
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Why should I?
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Because you're sisters.
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And?
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And you have so much
and she has so little.
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And?
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And you can prove you're
still the prettier one.
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Set it up.
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No ads with Toby's
picture in today's paper.
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- I guess we're good.
- Wait, dude, check this out.
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If today was my birthday,
I'd be warm, generous,
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and have an amazing
ability to entertain people.
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Definitely not your birthday.
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Hey.
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You guys want to give me
a hand with the groceries?
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Oh, no. Oh, no. Toby's on the bag.
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Secrets from the past are
coming back to haunt us.
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I got to go talk to the photographer
and shut this thing down.
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And you're coming with me.
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Aw, man. Happy Birthday to me, huh?
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It's not your birthday.
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[Door opens, closes]
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Hey!
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Wow, thanks a lot, guys.
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Ah! Looks just like Toby.
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Here she comes.
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[Clears throat]
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Thank you.
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- Amy.
- Jamie.
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So far so good. Right, mom?
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Jamie, I'm... I'm...
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I'm glad you agreed to meet me.
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Of course. Of course.
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It gives me the opportunity to do this.
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Wh...
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[Music]
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I cannot believe you just did that.
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Jamie: Uh-huh. I went there.
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I buttered you.
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Why are you mad at me? You're the
one who didn't show up at my wedding.
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Because of what you did
to me in high school.
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What did I do to you in high school?
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You stole Bob Diddlebock from me!
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It always comes back to Bob Diddlebock.
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Bob Diddlebock came over
to pick me up for a date.
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And when I went upstairs to get dressed,
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those two were talking
and somebody was flirting.
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By the time I came out,
both of them were gone.
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So it's my fault you're a slow dresser?
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It was the '80s. I was
looking for my leg warmers.
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Then to make matters worse,
she dumps him for Bob Duncan.
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Which means you could have
gone back to Bob Diddlebock.
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Oh, like Diddles is
gonna date me after you.
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Diddles?
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Oh, I'm out of here.
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See? Still jealous.
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What's your soup today?
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[Doorbell rings]
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Hi, I'm Winnie. I go to
cooking school with PJ.
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Oh, hey, I'm Bob. How
are you? Come on in.
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Uh, PJ ran to the store. He
should be right back. Have a seat.
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- Okay.
- So...
250
00:13:35,165 --> 00:13:37,977
You're the girl PJ's been talking about.
251
00:13:37,978 --> 00:13:40,984
He's been talking about me?
What was he saying? [Groans]
252
00:13:40,985 --> 00:13:43,076
Was it hurtful?
253
00:13:43,077 --> 00:13:44,949
No, on the contrary.
254
00:13:44,950 --> 00:13:48,030
He was actually kind of excited
that you were coming over.
255
00:13:48,031 --> 00:13:53,204
Excited? No, that is not
the feedback I usually get.
256
00:13:53,205 --> 00:13:55,772
I hope I'm not talking out
of school when I say that
257
00:13:55,773 --> 00:13:58,982
my son is really looking
forward to cooking with you.
258
00:13:58,983 --> 00:14:01,754
You know, he even mentioned dessert.
259
00:14:01,755 --> 00:14:05,693
I'm getting the feeling
that he likes me.
260
00:14:05,694 --> 00:14:07,081
Are you saying that he likes me?
261
00:14:07,082 --> 00:14:10,202
Seems that way to me.
262
00:14:11,039 --> 00:14:12,829
This is amazing.
263
00:14:12,830 --> 00:14:17,679
First, I get into cooking school,
and then I get a boyfriend?
264
00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:19,610
It's finally happened.
265
00:14:19,611 --> 00:14:22,491
I am in the zone!
266
00:14:27,293 --> 00:14:32,813
I can't handle the zone.
The zone is freaking me out.
267
00:14:34,401 --> 00:14:36,261
Huh.
268
00:14:38,250 --> 00:14:41,398
- Hey, dad. Isn't Winnie here yet?
- She was.
269
00:14:41,399 --> 00:14:44,927
She was. And then she wasn't.
270
00:14:44,928 --> 00:14:46,633
What happened?
271
00:14:46,634 --> 00:14:50,873
I couldn't tell you. I mean, we were
sitting here talking. She seemed nice.
272
00:14:50,874 --> 00:14:52,571
She seemed very excited
that you liked her.
273
00:14:52,572 --> 00:14:56,345
No, no, dad. No, no, no.
You got the wrong girl.
274
00:14:56,346 --> 00:14:59,465
I don't like Winnie. I like Vanessa.
275
00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:01,266
Oh.
276
00:15:08,854 --> 00:15:11,855
Mommy, will I always
be friends with Teddy?
277
00:15:11,856 --> 00:15:14,067
Well, of course you
will. Why wouldn't you be?
278
00:15:14,068 --> 00:15:18,148
Because you don't like your sister.
279
00:15:18,349 --> 00:15:21,349
- Teddy.
- Yes, mom?
280
00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:24,116
Really?
281
00:15:24,117 --> 00:15:28,672
Okay, to be fair, there's a lot of
really good stuff that she forgot to say.
282
00:15:28,673 --> 00:15:31,509
It wasn't that good.
283
00:15:31,510 --> 00:15:33,453
Well, that's a matter of opinion.
284
00:15:33,454 --> 00:15:37,420
Look... the point is, mom,
sisters should get along.
285
00:15:37,421 --> 00:15:40,183
Families are supposed
to love each other.
286
00:15:40,184 --> 00:15:43,156
Isn't that what you always tell us?
287
00:15:43,157 --> 00:15:47,626
Using my own words
against me, well played.
288
00:15:47,627 --> 00:15:49,194
So?
289
00:15:49,195 --> 00:15:51,115
So...
290
00:15:51,793 --> 00:15:56,477
Call up Aunt Jamie. Invite her over.
Let's just end this thing once and for all.
291
00:15:56,478 --> 00:15:58,573
Family is forever.
292
00:15:58,574 --> 00:16:01,994
Oh, sure, now you say it.
293
00:16:08,237 --> 00:16:09,340
You again?
294
00:16:09,341 --> 00:16:11,459
- Hey, we need to talk.
- I'm a little busy here.
295
00:16:11,460 --> 00:16:14,264
It's important. I
could be in big trouble.
296
00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:15,478
Fine!
297
00:16:15,479 --> 00:16:17,588
At least you didn't bring
your annoying, redheaded...
298
00:16:17,589 --> 00:16:19,569
Hello.
299
00:16:19,891 --> 00:16:23,791
That revolving door was confusing.
300
00:16:26,050 --> 00:16:27,748
What do you guys want?
301
00:16:27,749 --> 00:16:30,606
Hey... you got to stop
using these pictures.
302
00:16:30,607 --> 00:16:36,507
No, I don't. You signed a legal release. I
can do whatever I want with those pictures.
303
00:16:36,789 --> 00:16:40,811
If you won't do it
for us, do it for him.
304
00:16:40,812 --> 00:16:44,472
Look at that sad little face.
305
00:16:45,817 --> 00:16:49,357
I said "sad". Work with me.
306
00:16:51,314 --> 00:16:53,817
All right. Normally, I wouldn't do this,
307
00:16:53,818 --> 00:16:58,009
but today's my birthday and
I'm feeling warm and generous.
308
00:16:58,010 --> 00:17:02,090
Also, you're an amazing entertainer.
309
00:17:02,492 --> 00:17:06,289
I'll get Hank's market to pull
all the ads with your brother.
310
00:17:06,290 --> 00:17:10,640
But... there is
something I need from you.
311
00:17:10,641 --> 00:17:13,750
Good, good. Hold it
up a little bit more.
312
00:17:13,751 --> 00:17:16,142
Good. Now you're proud...
313
00:17:16,143 --> 00:17:18,107
Yeah, but you're not cocky.
314
00:17:18,108 --> 00:17:19,547
What is this for again?
315
00:17:19,548 --> 00:17:22,158
Dutch Delights, a new line of pastries.
316
00:17:22,159 --> 00:17:26,287
Okay, now you, love the
pastry a little bit more.
317
00:17:26,288 --> 00:17:28,568
And you...
318
00:17:28,943 --> 00:17:32,663
Love the pastry a little less.
319
00:17:33,765 --> 00:17:37,665
Do we get to keep these outfits?
320
00:17:45,359 --> 00:17:46,845
Hi, Winnie.
321
00:17:46,846 --> 00:17:49,662
- Oh, hi, PJ.
- Hi.
322
00:17:49,663 --> 00:17:51,128
Listen, I need to talk to you.
323
00:17:51,129 --> 00:17:53,119
I need to talk to you too.
324
00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:57,956
Oh... sorry I ran out yesterday,
but your dad told me how you feel.
325
00:17:57,957 --> 00:18:00,938
- Yeah, right. Listen, the thing is I...
- [Shushes]
326
00:18:00,939 --> 00:18:03,399
Don't speak.
327
00:18:05,420 --> 00:18:06,699
[Muffled]
328
00:18:06,700 --> 00:18:09,210
- What's that?
- I said...
329
00:18:09,211 --> 00:18:12,731
Have you been chopping garlic?
330
00:18:12,732 --> 00:18:15,852
Oh, yeah, sorry, um...
331
00:18:16,130 --> 00:18:18,050
PJ...
332
00:18:18,599 --> 00:18:19,870
I like you.
333
00:18:19,871 --> 00:18:24,749
And you like me, but there
can't be an "us" right now.
334
00:18:24,750 --> 00:18:27,798
- There can't?
- No.
335
00:18:27,799 --> 00:18:29,588
I have another love.
336
00:18:29,589 --> 00:18:33,489
And his name is food preparation.
337
00:18:35,309 --> 00:18:39,209
- Is he like foreign or...
- No!
338
00:18:40,191 --> 00:18:42,510
I'm talking about my career.
339
00:18:42,511 --> 00:18:45,781
- Oh, oh.
- That's more important to me right now.
340
00:18:45,782 --> 00:18:47,473
[Sighs]
341
00:18:47,474 --> 00:18:50,597
Do you think you can pretend
that there's nothing between us?
342
00:18:50,598 --> 00:18:52,698
Uh-huh.
343
00:18:53,882 --> 00:18:57,062
Wow. You are so brave.
344
00:18:59,786 --> 00:19:01,586
Good news, Chef.
345
00:19:01,587 --> 00:19:05,734
You know that... [clears throat] That
personal problem I was telling you about?
346
00:19:05,735 --> 00:19:09,622
Well, we've decided to remain friends.
347
00:19:09,623 --> 00:19:13,043
I wasn't listening then...
348
00:19:13,698 --> 00:19:17,178
And I'm not listening now.
349
00:19:27,814 --> 00:19:29,881
Thank you for coming over, Aunt Jamie.
350
00:19:29,882 --> 00:19:33,304
My mom has something she'd like to say.
351
00:19:33,305 --> 00:19:35,285
Jamie.
352
00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:40,625
I know it couldn't have been easy growing
up in the shadows of Amy Blankenhooper.
353
00:19:40,626 --> 00:19:44,586
And we're off the tracks already.
354
00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:46,394
Okay.
355
00:19:46,395 --> 00:19:50,768
I admit that, in high school,
I was somewhat self-obsessed.
356
00:19:50,769 --> 00:19:56,049
- [Fake coughs] High school?
- [Fake coughs] Somewhat?
357
00:19:56,205 --> 00:19:59,628
Look, what I'm trying to say is...
358
00:19:59,629 --> 00:20:01,973
I shouldn't have stolen Bob Diddlebock.
359
00:20:01,974 --> 00:20:04,614
And I'm sorry.
360
00:20:04,941 --> 00:20:06,984
I'm sorry too.
361
00:20:06,985 --> 00:20:11,016
I... I should have come to
your wedding, no matter what.
362
00:20:11,017 --> 00:20:16,897
Two apologies in the bank.
Now all we're missing is a hug.
363
00:20:18,082 --> 00:20:20,362
Come here.
364
00:20:21,492 --> 00:20:23,492
I'm so glad we're friends again.
365
00:20:23,493 --> 00:20:25,576
Now I have a surprise for you.
366
00:20:25,577 --> 00:20:28,091
I knew it was going too well.
367
00:20:28,092 --> 00:20:30,743
No, no, no. It's a good surprise.
368
00:20:30,744 --> 00:20:33,444
Go look outside.
369
00:20:34,848 --> 00:20:37,548
[Car horn honks]
370
00:20:39,349 --> 00:20:41,847
It's Bob Diddlebock!
371
00:20:41,848 --> 00:20:45,991
I found him online. He was so excited
when I told him that you were still single.
372
00:20:45,992 --> 00:20:47,859
He's more handsome now than ever.
373
00:20:47,860 --> 00:20:48,927
He is?
374
00:20:48,928 --> 00:20:50,929
Maybe I should just pop out and say hi.
375
00:20:50,930 --> 00:20:53,810
I don't think so.
376
00:20:57,651 --> 00:21:01,137
So that's the famous
Bob Diddlebock, huh?
377
00:21:01,138 --> 00:21:04,888
Yeah, he started his own company.
378
00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:07,779
He's worth millions now.
379
00:21:07,780 --> 00:21:09,087
Bob: Honey!
380
00:21:09,088 --> 00:21:13,174
My bathing suit's dirty!
What do I wear now?
381
00:21:13,175 --> 00:21:16,295
Not a good time, dad.
382
00:21:21,777 --> 00:21:27,479
Well, Charlie, the great Blankenhooper
sister feud is now a thing of the past.
383
00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:31,192
And Aunt Jamie had a great time
on her date with Bob Diddlebock.
384
00:21:31,193 --> 00:21:34,024
They went on his private jet.
385
00:21:34,025 --> 00:21:36,211
Don't tell mom.
386
00:21:36,212 --> 00:21:39,296
Gabe: Excuse me. We're
trying to watch a game here.
387
00:21:39,297 --> 00:21:40,410
Sorry.
388
00:21:40,411 --> 00:21:45,416
TV announcer: Today's aerial coverage
brought to you by the Dutch Delights blimp.
389
00:21:45,417 --> 00:21:47,143
What?
390
00:21:47,144 --> 00:21:49,173
Hey, check out that blimp.
391
00:21:49,174 --> 00:21:50,688
You know, that look...
392
00:21:50,689 --> 00:21:54,354
That looks like you and Jake
in little Dutch Boy outfits.
393
00:21:54,355 --> 00:21:57,367
Come on, dad. That's ridiculous.
394
00:21:57,368 --> 00:22:01,208
Get your eyes checked. [Chuckles]
395
00:22:01,241 --> 00:22:05,921
Dude, turn it on
channel 4. We are famous.
396
00:22:09,241 --> 00:22:11,231
I'm not sure what's going on here but,
397
00:22:11,232 --> 00:22:16,092
somebody's gonna need
some good luck, Charlie.
398
00:22:16,611 --> 00:22:18,651
[Music]
399
00:22:20,659 --> 00:22:22,076
Hey, nice job today, Mitty.
400
00:22:22,077 --> 00:22:23,648
Oh, I couldn't have
done it without you.
401
00:22:23,649 --> 00:22:25,809
That's true. We make a perfect team.
402
00:22:25,810 --> 00:22:27,245
[Lower-pitched] What about me?
403
00:22:27,246 --> 00:22:29,951
Oh, hey. What are you doing here?
404
00:22:29,952 --> 00:22:31,102
Who's this?
405
00:22:31,103 --> 00:22:34,843
I'm Glovey. I cook with him at home.
406
00:22:34,844 --> 00:22:36,618
You said you never cook at home.
407
00:22:36,619 --> 00:22:40,210
Did I say that? I don't
remember saying that.
408
00:22:40,211 --> 00:22:43,740
Well, now that I'm here, you can leave.
409
00:22:43,741 --> 00:22:45,950
I'm not going anywhere. He's mine!
410
00:22:45,951 --> 00:22:47,028
No, he's mine.
411
00:22:47,029 --> 00:22:49,203
Guys, guys. I can't
take all this fighting.
412
00:22:49,204 --> 00:22:52,437
Okay? I'm out of here.
413
00:22:52,438 --> 00:22:58,338
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