1 00:00:06,306 --> 00:00:09,082 Awkward silence. Sheldon on his phone. 2 00:00:09,243 --> 00:00:13,350 No touching. Somebody's having date night. 3 00:00:13,514 --> 00:00:15,653 It's actually steamier than it looks. 4 00:00:15,816 --> 00:00:18,592 Sheldon's looking up the phallic symbolism of root vegetables 5 00:00:18,752 --> 00:00:19,992 in Renaissance paintings. 6 00:00:20,220 --> 00:00:22,564 Oh, no, I got bored with that. 7 00:00:22,723 --> 00:00:25,602 I'm just browsing cuticle scissors on Amazon. 8 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:30,765 How do you not tear off his clothes and take him here on this table? 9 00:00:30,931 --> 00:00:33,434 If you do that, I'll scream. 10 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:38,781 Sheldon, I have some exciting news to tell you. 11 00:00:38,939 --> 00:00:41,613 That makes two of us. My new cuticle scissors will be here 12 00:00:41,775 --> 00:00:43,618 in one to two business days. 13 00:00:43,777 --> 00:00:45,916 Come on, one. 14 00:00:46,079 --> 00:00:48,286 I've been invited to consult on an experiment 15 00:00:48,448 --> 00:00:50,394 at your university for a few months. 16 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:53,122 Isn't that great? We could have lunch together. 17 00:00:53,287 --> 00:00:54,527 We could carpool. 18 00:00:54,688 --> 00:00:58,966 You know, riding with Leonard has gotten a little tedious lately. 19 00:00:59,126 --> 00:01:02,266 The only car game he ever wants to play is the Quiet Game. 20 00:01:02,429 --> 00:01:05,569 And he's terrible at it. I always win. 21 00:01:07,367 --> 00:01:10,644 -S0, you're okay with this? -Well, why wouldn't I be? 22 00:01:10,804 --> 00:01:12,875 Well, this project would have us working 23 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:14,576 in close proximity to one another. 24 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:19,815 And there's the vulgar adage that one should not defecate where one eats. 25 00:01:19,980 --> 00:01:22,483 My father used to say that all the time. 26 00:01:22,649 --> 00:01:25,653 That and, "Who does one have to orally gratify 27 00:01:25,819 --> 00:01:27,992 to get a drink around here?" 28 00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:33,803 But what does that have to do with you working at the university? 29 00:01:33,961 --> 00:01:36,567 Sheldon, "Don't defecate where you eat," 30 00:01:36,730 --> 00:01:40,007 means don't have a romantic relationship in the workplace. 31 00:01:41,168 --> 00:01:43,170 Really? 32 00:01:46,340 --> 00:01:47,683 Yes. 33 00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:48,650 Huh... 34 00:01:48,742 --> 00:01:50,915 I always took it literally. 35 00:01:52,179 --> 00:01:55,854 That's why I have never once moved my bowels in this or any restaurant. 36 00:01:58,251 --> 00:02:01,357 I'm relieved that you don't have a problem with us working together. 37 00:02:01,521 --> 00:02:03,523 Not as relieved as I'm about to be. 38 00:02:04,758 --> 00:02:06,829 It's a brave new world, little lady. 39 00:02:10,097 --> 00:02:13,476 I (THEME SONG PLAYS) I 40 00:02:34,554 --> 00:02:35,999 Are you crazy? 41 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:39,137 You don't want your girlfriend at work with you. 42 00:02:39,292 --> 00:02:40,896 Hell Clam. 43 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:43,030 Why not? 44 00:02:43,196 --> 00:02:45,176 Hairy Fairy. 45 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:47,478 I think it could be romantic. 46 00:02:47,634 --> 00:02:49,409 You know, my parents met at his place of work. 47 00:02:49,503 --> 00:02:52,507 Your father's a gynecologist. 48 00:02:52,572 --> 00:02:56,520 I know. What started as a pap smear turned into a date. 49 00:02:58,078 --> 00:02:59,887 Which turned into her working there, which turned into marriage, 50 00:03:00,047 --> 00:03:03,324 which then turned into hatred, which continues to this day. 51 00:03:04,084 --> 00:03:06,325 Two-Eyed Cyclops. 52 00:03:07,220 --> 00:03:09,222 Would you please tell him this isn't a good idea? 53 00:03:09,389 --> 00:03:10,732 No. I think it'll be great. 54 00:03:10,891 --> 00:03:12,598 Maybe next time he gets conjunctivitis at work, 55 00:03:12,759 --> 00:03:15,205 she can hold his head and try to put the drops in his eyes. 56 00:03:16,430 --> 00:03:18,933 Giant baby. 57 00:03:19,266 --> 00:03:21,007 That's a Raging Ogre. 58 00:03:21,068 --> 00:03:22,911 I know. 59 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:27,207 I'm just saying, I'd never want to work with Bernadette. 60 00:03:27,374 --> 00:03:29,945 Can you imagine seeing someone all day long 61 00:03:30,110 --> 00:03:32,590 and then you're supposed to hang out with them after work, too? 62 00:03:32,712 --> 00:03:33,918 Hold on. We do that all the time. 63 00:03:34,081 --> 00:03:35,924 You and I work together and play together. 64 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:39,428 I know, and it drove me into the arms of another woman. 65 00:03:41,521 --> 00:03:43,432 Bipolar Bear. 66 00:03:44,591 --> 00:03:46,434 Well, I appreciate your concern, 67 00:03:46,593 --> 00:03:49,233 but I won't be seeing any more of Amy than I already do. 68 00:03:49,396 --> 00:03:51,706 I assume we'll deduct any extra time we spend together 69 00:03:51,865 --> 00:03:54,243 at work from our weekly quota. 70 00:03:56,536 --> 00:03:59,210 Please let me be there when you tell her that. 71 00:04:00,307 --> 00:04:01,945 Why? So you can see the look on Amy's face 72 00:04:02,042 --> 00:04:04,784 when she hears my top-notch idea? 73 00:04:04,878 --> 00:04:07,119 Please, oh please, just let me be there. 74 00:04:09,816 --> 00:04:12,319 So, Amy, what are you gonna be working on at Caltech? 75 00:04:12,452 --> 00:04:13,931 I'm leading a study to see 76 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:15,998 if deficiency of the monoamine oxidase enzyme leads 77 00:04:16,156 --> 00:04:19,000 to paralyzing fear in monkeys. 78 00:04:19,126 --> 00:04:21,766 If they're anything like humans, the answer's yes. 79 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:24,306 Wait, you've done this experiment on humans? 80 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:27,105 You mean like death row inmates with nothing to lose? 81 00:04:27,234 --> 00:04:29,305 No, that would be unethical. 82 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:34,514 Not a lot of people know this, but the monoamine oxidase enzyme 83 00:04:34,641 --> 00:04:36,348 was discovered by a woman, Mary Bernheim. 84 00:04:39,646 --> 00:04:43,025 That's right. My phone is just as smart as you guys. 85 00:04:45,185 --> 00:04:46,323 Amy, Bernadette, Penny. 86 00:04:47,487 --> 00:04:48,625 Amy, Bernadette, Penny. 87 00:04:48,822 --> 00:04:49,857 Amy, Bernadette, Penny. 88 00:04:51,491 --> 00:04:52,936 He's never gonna stop doing that, is he? 89 00:04:53,093 --> 00:04:55,835 I don't mind. I'm hoping to put his love of repetition 90 00:04:55,962 --> 00:04:57,635 to good use someday. 91 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:03,705 Um, I've reconsidered. 92 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:05,147 You can't work where I work. 93 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:07,546 -Enjoy the rest of your evening. -Sheldon. 94 00:05:08,208 --> 00:05:11,155 I already signed the contract. I cashed a check. 95 00:05:11,344 --> 00:05:12,652 Hmm. 96 00:05:12,979 --> 00:05:15,960 You are not going to come out of this looking good. 97 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:18,129 Sheldon, I don't understand. I thought you were fine with it. 98 00:05:18,285 --> 00:05:21,198 Well, I was. But that was before Howard explained to me 99 00:05:21,354 --> 00:05:24,858 how awful it would be if he had to work with his significant other. 100 00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:27,062 He said what? 101 00:05:27,861 --> 00:05:29,340 Now, don't be insulted. 102 00:05:29,396 --> 00:05:33,503 He just thinks too much of you would be mind-numbingly tedious. 103 00:05:34,801 --> 00:05:36,803 Excuse me, I need to have a chat with my husband. 104 00:05:36,870 --> 00:05:38,975 Well, now, keep it short. 105 00:05:39,039 --> 00:05:41,918 From what I gather, brevity is your friend. 106 00:05:43,577 --> 00:05:45,250 So, are we good here? 107 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:48,519 No, we're not good here. I am working on this project. 108 00:05:48,548 --> 00:05:50,721 Yeah, you can't tell her what she can and cannot do. 109 00:05:50,817 --> 00:05:52,524 Last week, you told Leonard he couldn't wear 110 00:05:52,586 --> 00:05:54,429 his Wookie jacket out in public. 111 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:57,494 That's different. I'm not going to the mall 112 00:05:57,557 --> 00:06:00,231 with someone dressed like a dumb space bear. 113 00:06:02,262 --> 00:06:03,741 Sheldon, you don't have to worry about me bothering you. 114 00:06:03,897 --> 00:06:05,240 I'll be in a different building, 115 00:06:05,398 --> 00:06:07,400 and we don't even have to have lunch together. 116 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:08,877 -Really? -Yes. 117 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:11,106 Before all things, I'm a scientist. 118 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:13,081 I'm just there to do my work and, with a little luck, 119 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:16,278 scare the living crap out of some monkeys. 120 00:06:17,277 --> 00:06:18,779 Hmm. 121 00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:22,726 You sure your moth-like personality won't be drawn 122 00:06:22,782 --> 00:06:25,058 to this blazing fire that is myself? 123 00:06:28,588 --> 00:06:30,431 More and more sure. 124 00:06:31,558 --> 00:06:34,767 -Well, then, you have my permission. -I didn't ask for your permission. 125 00:06:34,861 --> 00:06:36,772 Too late. No backsies. 126 00:06:38,531 --> 00:06:41,034 No, no, listen to me. Sheldon misunderstood. 127 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:42,944 What I meant was, if we worked together, 128 00:06:43,036 --> 00:06:46,916 there'd be too much of me for you, not the other way around. 129 00:06:46,973 --> 00:06:49,544 Howard, if you're going to lie to your wife, 130 00:06:49,609 --> 00:06:51,748 don't start the sentence with "Sheldon misunderstood? 131 00:06:53,547 --> 00:06:56,585 -That's a dead giveaway. -Well? 132 00:06:56,650 --> 00:06:58,652 Okay, fine. I did say that, and I think it's true. 133 00:06:58,818 --> 00:07:00,661 I think if we worked together and lived together, 134 00:07:00,820 --> 00:07:03,130 we'd get sick of each other. 135 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:05,896 But to be fair, he only said the part about him getting sick of you. 136 00:07:05,959 --> 00:07:07,597 For the love of God, why?! 137 00:07:12,165 --> 00:07:14,668 What exactly do you think you'd get sick of? 138 00:07:14,768 --> 00:07:19,080 His only options here are to fake a heart attack or have a real one. 139 00:07:19,105 --> 00:07:21,779 It's nothing in particular. 140 00:07:21,942 --> 00:07:24,582 Is it my voice? Am I too bossy? 141 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:28,187 My arm is feeling numb. 142 00:07:30,250 --> 00:07:31,627 Nailed it. 143 00:07:33,186 --> 00:07:35,962 That's the wrong arm for a heart attack, doofus. 144 00:07:38,158 --> 00:07:41,469 My point is, I'm sure there are things about me 145 00:07:41,528 --> 00:07:44,873 that would drive you crazy if you had to deal with them all day long. 146 00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:47,270 Like looking me in the eye and lying to me? 147 00:07:47,334 --> 00:07:48,972 Come on, I just... 148 00:07:49,002 --> 00:07:51,846 Where am I supposed to look when I lie to you? 149 00:07:52,339 --> 00:07:54,376 Find somewhere else to sleep tonight. 150 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:55,885 Bernie... 151 00:08:03,283 --> 00:08:06,992 If it makes you feel any better, Amy and I are time. 152 00:08:09,522 --> 00:08:11,661 I mean, really good. 153 00:08:14,361 --> 00:08:16,568 So, boys, how was the pajama party? 154 00:08:16,629 --> 00:08:20,475 You guys jump on the bed and sing into hair brushes? 155 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,673 It wasn't a pajama party. 156 00:08:22,702 --> 00:08:25,182 It was just a couple of bros hanging out, giggling, 157 00:08:25,238 --> 00:08:27,980 eating cookie dough and watching Princess Bride. 158 00:08:29,643 --> 00:08:31,054 Please, stop talking. 159 00:08:33,546 --> 00:08:35,685 "As you wish." 160 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:41,829 You know, Sheldon, none of this would've happened 161 00:08:41,888 --> 00:08:43,765 if I hadn't tried to help you. 162 00:08:43,990 --> 00:08:47,028 It also wouldn't have happened if, in the early universe, 163 00:08:47,093 --> 00:08:50,404 hydrogen was a little more common or a little less common. 164 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:52,532 This is fun. Your turn. 165 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:55,342 -Gentlemen. -Hey, Amy. 166 00:08:55,402 --> 00:08:57,006 Hello. 167 00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:59,950 That was kind of icy. You two okay? 168 00:09:00,006 --> 00:09:02,282 We're fine. As Howard advised, 169 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:04,912 she's merely respecting our professional boundaries. 170 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:07,184 Smart. Take relationship advice from a man 171 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:09,385 who spent last night braiding Raj's hair. 172 00:09:13,186 --> 00:09:15,223 You make a good point. 173 00:09:15,355 --> 00:09:17,266 It would appear I was worried for nothing. 174 00:09:17,357 --> 00:09:20,702 Look at her, desperately wishing she was over here at the cool table. 175 00:09:23,263 --> 00:09:27,109 Don't worry, little moth. The flame will come to you. 176 00:09:31,271 --> 00:09:33,751 On the off chance that Bernadette doesn't call back and apologize, 177 00:09:33,807 --> 00:09:37,084 how do you feel about Mexican food for dinner tonight? 178 00:09:37,143 --> 00:09:38,554 I don't know. Sounds kind of heavy. 179 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:41,582 That's 'cause you always fill up on chips. 180 00:09:41,614 --> 00:09:44,060 And this is Dr. Gunderson from Stockholm. 181 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:45,620 Ah, Sweden. 182 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:50,167 Home of my favourite Muppet and second favourite meatball. 183 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:57,772 Okay, the Nordic reputation for lack of humor is well-founded. 184 00:09:59,632 --> 00:10:01,942 Boy, is his name Gunderson or No-Funderson? 185 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:05,640 Where are we going with this, Dr. Cooper? 186 00:10:05,672 --> 00:10:10,143 Please, I'm your boyfriend. You call me Sheldon. 187 00:10:10,176 --> 00:10:13,123 That's right, I am in a boy-girl relationship 188 00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:15,592 with this cute little lump of wool. 189 00:10:15,648 --> 00:10:18,652 -Sheldon... -it's a physical relationship, too. 190 00:10:18,751 --> 00:10:22,198 Hand-holding, hugging... even on hot days. 191 00:10:23,656 --> 00:10:24,828 Ow! 192 00:10:24,991 --> 00:10:26,265 Okay, here's a new ons. 193 00:10:26,326 --> 00:10:29,170 Apparently now we kick each other in the shin under the table. 194 00:10:30,930 --> 00:10:32,637 How do you like it when I do it to you? 195 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,546 Not so much, huh? 196 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:48,789 Test subject D7, 197 00:10:48,948 --> 00:10:51,394 aka Betsy, fear response study. 198 00:10:51,518 --> 00:10:54,795 Image number one: Frenchman on bicycle carrying baguettes. 199 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:01,301 No visible reaction. 200 00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:03,307 Image number two: sousaphone. 201 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:08,544 Still no reaction. Okay. 202 00:11:08,568 --> 00:11:10,241 Let's kick things up a notch. 203 00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:12,714 Image number three: crocodile with a mouthful of monkeys. 204 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:19,251 Okay, now we're talking. 205 00:11:20,079 --> 00:11:21,888 Dr. Fowler? 206 00:11:21,981 --> 00:11:23,892 What do you want, Sheldon? 207 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:26,497 Well, I'm done with work, so-- 208 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:29,197 Sorry, sorry, sorry. 209 00:11:29,255 --> 00:11:30,996 Sorry. 210 00:11:31,991 --> 00:11:33,368 Better? 211 00:11:33,493 --> 00:11:35,996 Baguettes. Yes, I like baguettes. 212 00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:39,035 What exactly are you doing? 213 00:11:39,165 --> 00:11:41,543 Determining baseline fear levels in capuchin monkeys 214 00:11:41,601 --> 00:11:43,603 by measuring their response to visual stimuli. 215 00:11:43,736 --> 00:11:45,010 So, goofing off. 216 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:50,844 As I was saying, I'm done with work and Leonard's not. 217 00:11:50,944 --> 00:11:53,049 So good news, you get to take me home. 218 00:11:53,112 --> 00:11:55,683 Play your cards right, I'll let you drive me 219 00:11:55,748 --> 00:11:58,752 past the lot where the buses park at night. 220 00:11:58,785 --> 00:12:01,789 I can't leave now, Sheldon. I'm very busy. 221 00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:03,458 Besides, why would I want to do you a favour 222 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,593 after the way you treated me in the cafeteria? 223 00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:07,935 Image number tour: boa constrictor. 224 00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:14,912 What on earth are you talking about? 225 00:12:14,934 --> 00:12:18,746 My behavior in the cafeteria was delightful. 226 00:12:18,871 --> 00:12:21,977 Maybe your friend Gunderson needs to head over to IKEA 227 00:12:22,041 --> 00:12:24,419 and assemble a sense of humor. 228 00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:28,722 You embarrassed me in front of my colleagues on my first day here. 229 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:32,062 Image number five: kitten in a teacup. 230 00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:33,658 Oh... 231 00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:40,902 -Embarrassed you? -You know what? 232 00:12:41,060 --> 00:12:43,301 I don't have time for this. Find another way home. 233 00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:46,308 I'm starting to get the sense that you're angry with me. 234 00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:48,743 -Really? What tipped you off? -Couple things, actually. 235 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,111 Your tone of voice, your body language-- 236 00:12:50,169 --> 00:12:51,580 -Get out. -Well, now, that. 237 00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:56,283 Image number six: woman giving birth. 238 00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:57,819 Oh! 239 00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:07,692 It's 9:00. Where you been? 240 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:10,495 I had to take the bus home. 241 00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:13,833 Fell asleep and missed my stop. 242 00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:15,600 Oh, no. 243 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:19,508 Did you know that Los Angeles has a Little Sri Lanka? 244 00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:23,776 -I did not. -Well, I do... now. 245 00:13:23,836 --> 00:13:27,045 They're a lovely people. 246 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:30,121 Although terrifying when you wake up face-to-face with them. 247 00:13:30,209 --> 00:13:34,521 If you're hungry, I brought home some mutton in coconut milk. 248 00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:36,616 Why'd you get that? You hate lamb. 249 00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:38,959 I was asking for directions. 250 00:13:39,118 --> 00:13:42,361 Apparently, there was a communication problem. 251 00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:45,230 I thought Amy was gonna drive you home. 252 00:13:45,291 --> 00:13:48,864 I thought so, too, but she's acting very strangely. 253 00:13:48,961 --> 00:13:52,204 I was discussing it with a Sri Lankan fellow on the bus, 254 00:13:52,298 --> 00:13:56,678 and he hypothesized that a tiger may have recently run across her shadow. 255 00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:01,815 Although he may have just been trying to drum up business 256 00:14:01,874 --> 00:14:05,321 for his brother-in-law's witch doctor practice. 257 00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:09,823 Okay, Sheldon, what happened between you and Amy? 258 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:13,387 Well, can you believe she said I embarrassed her? 259 00:14:13,419 --> 00:14:15,558 Yeah. 260 00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:18,228 But you didn't even hear the details. 261 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,227 Sheldon... 262 00:14:22,161 --> 00:14:25,904 I've known you a long time, and I'm going to tell you this 263 00:14:26,265 --> 00:14:28,905 with all the love I can possibly muster. 264 00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:32,379 Amy's right. You're wrong. 265 00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:35,913 -But you don't even know... -Doesn't matter. 266 00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:38,613 -But, now, but in my defense-- -Doesn't matter. 267 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,782 You're not listening to my side of it. 268 00:14:40,913 --> 00:14:43,086 Okay, fine, Sheldon. What is your side? 269 00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:45,061 Well-- 270 00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:47,462 Nope, got to go with Amy on this one. 271 00:14:52,925 --> 00:14:54,734 The shrimp was spicy. 272 00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:56,205 You want a TUNIS? 273 00:14:56,262 --> 00:14:57,605 You got the tropical fruit kind? 274 00:14:57,697 --> 00:14:59,802 No, if I buy those, I just go through them like candy. 275 00:14:59,932 --> 00:15:03,607 Tell me about it. One time, I swear I pooped out a stick of chalk. 276 00:15:06,305 --> 00:15:08,148 -I'll get it. -Thanks. 277 00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:12,554 -Hi. -Hi. 278 00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:14,649 I may have overreacted. 279 00:15:14,714 --> 00:15:18,457 Well, I didn't handle it so great, either. 280 00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:21,157 It's just sometimes I feel like you enjoy spending time 281 00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:22,790 with your friends more than with me. 282 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,799 -That's not true. -It's not? 283 00:15:24,891 --> 00:15:26,632 You spend all day together at work, 284 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,568 and then you all hang out at night playing games, 285 00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:30,231 going to the comic book store. 286 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:32,573 Last week, you two got 8 couples massage. 287 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:38,143 So, when you said you wouldn't want to spend that much time with me, 288 00:15:38,237 --> 00:15:40,774 it really hurt my feelings. 289 00:15:42,909 --> 00:15:45,150 I get that. I'm so sorry. 290 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,781 Starting tomorrow, I am turning over a new leaf. 291 00:15:47,914 --> 00:15:50,520 Time with you is my number one priority. 292 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,329 Why tomorrow? 293 00:15:56,122 --> 00:16:00,161 Well, we're real close to finishing off the new Batman game. 294 00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:04,338 It is awesome. 295 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:08,941 You should probably go after her. 296 00:16:09,001 --> 00:16:11,003 Should I go after you? 297 00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:12,673 No! 298 00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:16,884 Thanks for getting me in trouble. 299 00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:25,059 Amy. 300 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,989 Sheldon, what are you doing here so late? 301 00:16:30,123 --> 00:16:32,364 I couldn't sleep because I kept thinking 302 00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:34,131 about what happened earlier between us. 303 00:16:35,061 --> 00:16:37,735 Also, I had one heck of a bus nap. 304 00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:43,545 Speaking of which, do you want some mutton in coconut milk? 305 00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:47,549 -No. -I cannot give this stuff away. 306 00:16:48,307 --> 00:16:49,911 What do you want? 307 00:16:49,976 --> 00:16:53,321 Amy, this isn't easy to say. 308 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:58,150 All relationships are difficult, 309 00:16:58,217 --> 00:17:00,595 but even more so when you're in one 310 00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:04,758 with a person who struggles with everyday social interactions 311 00:17:04,824 --> 00:17:10,536 and, frankly, who can strike some people as being kind of a weirdo. 312 00:17:10,596 --> 00:17:14,510 Sheldon... you're not a weirdo. 313 00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:17,013 I wasn't speaking about me. 314 00:17:19,338 --> 00:17:23,013 I mean, honestly, there's no telling what will set you off. 315 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:26,023 You know, introducing myself as your boyfriend. 316 00:17:26,078 --> 00:17:28,854 Giving you the opportunity to drive me home. 317 00:17:28,915 --> 00:17:31,759 Breaking the ice with your colleagues using ethnic humor, 318 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,420 the funniest kind of humor. 319 00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:39,460 -What's your point? -My point is, we're a couple. 320 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:43,632 And... I like you for who you are. 321 00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:44,901 Quirks and all. 322 00:17:47,433 --> 00:17:50,812 -I like you, too. -Well, I should hope so. 323 00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:53,377 I don't see anyone else banging on this door 324 00:17:53,472 --> 00:17:55,452 to put up with your nonsense. 325 00:18:00,146 --> 00:18:02,251 Not even a good-bye? 326 00:18:02,381 --> 00:18:05,726 You see, that's the kind of thing that makes people think you're weird. 327 00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:06,957 Go away. 328 00:18:07,053 --> 00:18:08,964 Poor kid. 329 00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,466 She just doesn't see it. 330 00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:17,798 I'm not apologizing to Howard. 331 00:18:17,897 --> 00:18:19,774 He can come beg me on his knees. 332 00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:22,345 Sheldon, too. If I see him at work, I'm just going to ignore him. 333 00:18:22,468 --> 00:18:24,345 All right, don't worry. I talked to Leonard. 334 00:18:24,503 --> 00:18:26,949 He is gonna sit the guys down and set them straight. 335 00:18:27,006 --> 00:18:29,247 Laser's warmed up. 336 00:18:29,742 --> 00:18:31,016 Pull!