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Awkward silence.
Sheldon on his phone.
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No touching. Somebody's
having date night.
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It's actually steamier
than it looks.
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Sheldon's looking up the phallic
symbolism of root vegetables
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in Renaissance paintings.
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Oh, no, I got bored with that.
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I'm just browsing cuticle
scissors on Amazon.
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How do you not tear off his clothes and
take him right here on this table?
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If you do that, I'll scream.
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Sheldon, I have some
exciting news to tell you.
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That makes two of us.
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My new cuticle scissors will be
here in one to two business days.
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Come on, one.
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I've been invited to
consult on an experiment
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at your university
for a few months.
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Isn't that great? We could
have lunch together.
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We could carpool.
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You know, riding with Leonard has
gotten a little tedious lately.
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Th-The only car game he ever
wants to play is the Quiet Game.
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And he's terrible at it.
I always win.
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- So, you're okay with this?
- Well, why wouldn't I be?
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Well, this project would have us working
in close proximity to one another.
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And there's the vulgar adage that one
should not defecate where one eats.
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My father used to say
that all the time.
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That and, um, "Who does one have to orally
gratify to get a drink around here?"
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But what does that have to do with
you working at the university?
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Sheldon, "Don't defecate
where you eat,"
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means don't have a romantic
relationship in the workplace.
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Really?
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Yes.
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Huh. Yeah, I always
took it literally.
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That's why I have never once moved
my bowels in this or any restaurant.
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Hmm.
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I'm relieved that you don't have a
problem with us working together.
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Not as relieved as
I'm about to be.
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It's a brave new
world, little lady.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 7x05 ♪
The Workplace Proximity
Original Air Date on October 17, 2013
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
Resync for WEB-DL by Norther
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Are you crazy? You don't want
your girlfriend at work with you.
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Hell Clam.
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Why not?
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Hairy Fairy.
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I think it could be romantic. You know,
my parents met at his place of work.
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Your father's a gynecologist.
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I know. What started as a pap
smear turned into a date.
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Which turned into her working
there, which turned into marriage,
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which then turned into hatred,
which continues to this day.
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Two-Eyed Cyclops.
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Would you please tell him
this isn't a good idea?
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No, no, I think it'll be great.
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Maybe next time he gets
conjunctivitis at work,
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she can hold his head and try
to put the drops in his eyes.
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Giant baby.
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That's a Raging Ogre.
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Yeah, I know.
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I'm just saying, I'd never want
to work with Bernadette.
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Can you imagine seeing
someone all day long
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and then you're supposed to hang
out with them after work, too?
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Hold on. We do
that all the time.
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You and I work together
and play together.
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Yeah, I know, and it drove me
into the arms of another woman.
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Bipolar Bear.
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Well, I appreciate your concern,
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but I won't be seeing any more
of Amy than I already do.
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I assume we'll deduct any
extra time we spend together
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at work from our weekly quota.
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Please let me be there
when you tell her that.
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Why? So you can see the look on Amy's
face when she hears my top-notch idea?
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Please, oh, please,
just let me be there.
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So, Amy, what are you gonna
be working on at Caltech?
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I'm leading a study to see if deficiency
of the monoamine oxidase enzyme
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leads to paralyzing
fear in monkeys.
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Oh. If they're anything like
humans, the answer's yes.
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Wait, you've-you've done
this experiment on humans?
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You mean like death row
inmates with nothing to lose?
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No, that would be unethical.
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You know, not a lot of people know
this, but the monoamine oxidase enzyme
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was discovered by a
woman, Mary Bernheim.
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That's right. My phone is
just as smart as you guys.
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(knocking)
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SHELDON:
Amy, Bernadette, Penny.
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(knocks)
Amy, Bernadette, Penny.
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(knocks)
Amy, Bernadette, Penny.
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He's never gonna
stop doing that, is he?
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I don't mind.
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I'm hoping to put his love of
repetition to good use someday.
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Hi. Um...
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I've reconsidered. Uh, you
can't work where I work.
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Enjoy the rest of your evening.
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Sheldon.
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I-I already signed the contract.
I cashed a check.
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Mmm...
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you are not going to come
out of this looking good.
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PENNY: Sheldon, I don't understand. I
thought you said you were fine with it.
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Well, I was.
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But that was before
Howard explained to me
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how awful it would be if he had to
work with his significant other.
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He said what?
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Now, don't be insulted.
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He just thinks too much of you
would be mind-numbingly tedious.
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Excuse me, I need to have
a chat with my husband.
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Yeah, well, now, well...
keep it short.
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Fr-From what I gather,
brevity is your friend.
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So, are we good here?
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No, we're not good here. I
am working on this project.
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Yeah, and you can't tell her
what she can and cannot do.
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Last week, you told Leonard he couldn't
wear his Wookiee jacket out in public.
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That's different.
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I'm not going to the mall with
someone dressed dumb space bear.
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Sheldon, you don't have to worry
about me bothering you.
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I'll be in a different building. And we
don't even have to have lunch together.
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- Really?
- Yes.
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Before all things,
I'm a scientist.
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I'm just there to do my work
and, with a little luck,
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scare the living crap
out of some monkeys.
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Hmm.
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You sure your mothlike personality won't be
drawn to this blazing fire that is myself?
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More and more sure.
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Well, then, you
have my permission.
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- I didn't ask for your permission.
- Too late. No backsies.
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No, no, listen to me.
Sheldon misunderstood.
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What I meant was, if
we worked together,
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there'd be too much of me for
you, not the other way around.
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Howard, if you're going
to lie to your wife,
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don't start the sentence with
"Sheldon misunderstood."
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That's a dead giveaway.
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- Well?
- Okay, fine.
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I did say that, and
I think it's true.
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I think if we worked together and lived
together, we'd get sick of each other.
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Yeah, but to be fair, he only said the
part about him getting sick of you.
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For the love of God, why?!
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What exactly do you
think you'd get sick of?
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His only options here are to fake a
heart attack or have a real one.
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It-it's nothing
in particular. I...
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Is it my voice? Am I too bossy?
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(quietly):
What...?
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My arm is feeling numb.
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Nailed it.
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That's the wrong arm for
a heart attack, doofus.
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My point is, I'm sure
there are things about me
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that would drive you crazy if you
had to deal with them all day long.
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Like looking me in the
eye and lying to me?
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Oh, well, come on, I just...
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Where am I supposed to
look when I lie to you?
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- Find somewhere else to sleep tonight.
- Oh, Bernie...
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If it makes you feel any
better, Amy and I are fine.
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I mean, really good.
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So, boys, how was
the pajama party?
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You guys jump on the bed and
sing into hair brushes?
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It wasn't a pajama party. It was just a
couple of bros hanging out, giggling,
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eating cookie dough and
watching Princess Bride.
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Please, stop talking.
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As you wish.
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I mean, you know, Sheldon,
none of this would've happened
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if I hadn't tried to help you.
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Uh, it also wouldn't have happened
if, in the early universe,
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hydrogen was a little more
common or a little less common.
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This is fun. Your turn.
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- Gentlemen.
- Hey, Amy.
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Hello.
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That was kind of icy.
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You two okay?
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Oh, we're fine.
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As Howard advised, she's merely
respecting our professional boundaries.
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Smart.
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Take relationship advice from a man who
spent last night braiding Raj's hair.
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Yeah, you make a good point.
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It would appear I was
worried for nothing.
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Look at her, desperately wishing she
was over here at the cool table.
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Don't worry, little moth.
The flame will come to you.
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KOOTHRAPPALI: Oh, uh... on the off
chance that Bernadette doesn't call back
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and apologize, how do you feel about
Mexican food for dinner tonight?
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I-I don't know.
Sounds kind of heavy.
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That's 'cause you always
fill up on chips.
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And this is Dr. Gunderson
from Stockholm.
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Ah, Sweden.
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Yeah, home of my favorite Muppet
and, uh, second favorite meatball.
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Okay, the Nordic reputation for
lack of humor is well-founded.
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Boy, is his name Gunderson
or No-Funderson?
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Where are we going
with this, Dr. Cooper?
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Oh, please, I'm your boyfriend.
You call me Sheldon.
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That's right,
I am in a boy-girl relationship
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with this cute
little lump of wool.
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- Sheldon...
- It's a physical relationship, too.
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Hand-holding, hugging...
even on hot days.
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Ow.
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Okay, here's a new one.
Apparently now we kick each other
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in the shin under the table.
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How do you like it
when I do it to you?
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Not so much, huh?
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Test subject D7,
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aka Betsy, fear response study.
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Image number one: Frenchman on
bicycle carrying baguettes.
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No visible reaction.
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Image number two: sousaphone.
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Still no reaction.
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Okay.
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Let's kick things up a notch.
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Image number three: crocodile
with a mouthful of monkeys.
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(screeching)
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Okay, now we're talking.
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Dr. Fowler?
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What do you want, Sheldon?
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Well, I'm done with work, so...
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(gasps)
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Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
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Sorry. Uh...
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- Better?
- Oh, baguettes.
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Yes, I like baguettes.
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What exactly are you doing?
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Determining baseline fear levels
in capuchin monkeys
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by measuring their response
to visual stimuli.
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So, goofing off.
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As I was saying, I'm done
with work and Leonard's not.
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So good news, you get
to take me home.
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Play your cards right,
I'll let you drive me
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past the lot where the
buses park at night.
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I can't leave now, Sheldon.
I'm very busy.
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Besides, why would I
want to do you a favor
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after the way you treated
me in the cafeteria?
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Image number four:
boa constrictor.
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(shudders)
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What on earth
are you talking about?
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My behavior in the
cafeteria was delightful.
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Maybe your friend
Gunderson needs
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to head over to IKEA and
assemble a sense of humor.
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You embarrassed me in front of my
colleagues on my first day here.
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Image number five:
kitten in a teacup.
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Oh.
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- Oh... embarrassed you?
- You know what?
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I don't have time for this.
Find another way home.
240
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I'm starting to get the sense
that you're angry with me.
241
00:12:45,523 --> 00:12:47,867
- Really? What tipped you off?
- Couple things, actually.
242
00:12:47,889 --> 00:12:49,370
Your tone of voice,
your body language...
243
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- Get out.
- Well, now, that.
244
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Image number six:
woman giving birth.
245
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(gags)
246
00:13:04,779 --> 00:13:06,523
It's 9:00. Where you been?
247
00:13:06,595 --> 00:13:09,713
Oh, I had to take the bus home.
248
00:13:09,811 --> 00:13:12,494
Fell asleep and missed my stop.
249
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,631
Oh, no.
250
00:13:14,731 --> 00:13:18,337
Did you know that Los Angeles
has a Little Sri Lanka?
251
00:13:20,068 --> 00:13:23,193
- I did not.
- Well, I do... now.
252
00:13:23,967 --> 00:13:25,795
They're a lovely people.
253
00:13:26,149 --> 00:13:29,390
Although terrifying when you
wake up face-to-face with them.
254
00:13:30,243 --> 00:13:33,629
If you're hungry, I brought home
some mutton and coconut milk.
255
00:13:33,936 --> 00:13:35,701
Why'd you get that?
You hate lamb.
256
00:13:35,970 --> 00:13:38,142
I was asking for directions.
257
00:13:38,228 --> 00:13:41,308
Apparently, there was
a communication problem.
258
00:13:42,385 --> 00:13:44,239
I thought Amy was gonna
drive you home.
259
00:13:44,262 --> 00:13:48,120
Yeah, I thought so, too, but
she's acting very strangely.
260
00:13:48,145 --> 00:13:51,389
I was discussing it with a Sri
Lankan fellow on the bus,
261
00:13:51,489 --> 00:13:56,462
and he hypothesized that a tiger may
have recently run across her shadow.
262
00:13:58,247 --> 00:14:00,844
Although he may have just been
trying to drum up business
263
00:14:00,872 --> 00:14:03,892
for his brother-in-law's
witch doctor practice.
264
00:14:06,654 --> 00:14:09,223
Okay, Sheldon, what happened
between you and Amy?
265
00:14:09,251 --> 00:14:13,085
Well, can you believe she
said I embarrassed her?
266
00:14:13,329 --> 00:14:14,690
Yeah.
267
00:14:15,692 --> 00:14:17,867
But you didn't
even hear the details.
268
00:14:18,539 --> 00:14:20,149
Sheldon...
269
00:14:21,900 --> 00:14:23,918
I've known you a long time,
270
00:14:23,957 --> 00:14:28,475
and I'm going to tell you this with
all the love I can possibly muster.
271
00:14:29,728 --> 00:14:31,823
Amy's right. You're wrong.
272
00:14:33,068 --> 00:14:35,222
- But you don't even know...
- Doesn't matter.
273
00:14:35,605 --> 00:14:37,999
- But, now, but in my defense...
- Doesn't matter.
274
00:14:38,163 --> 00:14:39,806
You're not listening
to my side of it.
275
00:14:39,823 --> 00:14:42,496
Okay, fine, Sheldon.
What is your side?
276
00:14:43,790 --> 00:14:46,668
- Well...
- Nope, got to go with Amy on this one.
277
00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:52,719
(groans)
278
00:14:52,744 --> 00:14:54,173
Shrimp was spicy.
279
00:14:54,264 --> 00:14:56,758
- You want a TUMS?
- You got the tropical fruit kind?
280
00:14:56,792 --> 00:14:59,464
No, if I buy those, I just
go through them like candy.
281
00:14:59,898 --> 00:15:03,447
Tell me about it. One time, I swear
I pooped out a stick of chalk.
282
00:15:04,154 --> 00:15:05,353
(knocking)
283
00:15:05,393 --> 00:15:07,266
- I'll get it.
- Thanks.
284
00:15:09,706 --> 00:15:11,971
- Hi.
- Oh, hi.
285
00:15:12,350 --> 00:15:13,875
I may have overreacted.
286
00:15:14,157 --> 00:15:17,928
Yeah, well, I didn't handle
it so great, either.
287
00:15:18,053 --> 00:15:20,274
It's just sometimes I feel
like you enjoy spending time
288
00:15:20,279 --> 00:15:22,026
with your friends
more than with me.
289
00:15:22,044 --> 00:15:24,142
- That's not true.
- It's not?
290
00:15:24,175 --> 00:15:25,858
You spend all day
together at work,
291
00:15:25,873 --> 00:15:27,807
and then you all hang out
at night playing games,
292
00:15:27,822 --> 00:15:29,468
going to the comic book store.
293
00:15:29,496 --> 00:15:32,125
Last week, you two got
a couples massage.
294
00:15:34,952 --> 00:15:38,002
So, when you said you wouldn't want
to spend that much time with me,
295
00:15:38,030 --> 00:15:40,070
it really hurt my feelings.
296
00:15:40,536 --> 00:15:44,544
Oh, wow. Yeah, no, I get that.
I'm so sorry.
297
00:15:44,654 --> 00:15:46,982
Starting tomorrow, I am
turning over a new leaf.
298
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:49,842
Time with you is my
number one priority.
299
00:15:50,127 --> 00:15:51,636
(chuckles)
300
00:15:52,541 --> 00:15:54,240
Why tomorrow?
301
00:15:55,485 --> 00:15:59,533
Well, we're real close to finishing
off the new Batman game.
302
00:16:01,183 --> 00:16:03,589
It is awesome.
303
00:16:06,614 --> 00:16:08,638
Uh, you should probably
go after her.
304
00:16:08,756 --> 00:16:11,646
- Should I go after you?
- No!
305
00:16:14,156 --> 00:16:16,430
Thanks for getting
me in trouble.
306
00:16:19,787 --> 00:16:21,154
Amy.
307
00:16:21,382 --> 00:16:22,598
Amy.
308
00:16:23,121 --> 00:16:24,470
Amy.
309
00:16:27,148 --> 00:16:29,274
Sheldon, what are you
doing here so late?
310
00:16:29,466 --> 00:16:33,985
I couldn't sleep because I kept thinking
about what happened earlier between us.
311
00:16:34,379 --> 00:16:37,142
Also, I had one
heck of a bus nap.
312
00:16:38,972 --> 00:16:42,634
Oh, speaking of which, do you want
some mutton and coconut milk?
313
00:16:42,997 --> 00:16:43,929
No.
314
00:16:43,966 --> 00:16:46,178
Well, I cannot give
this stuff away.
315
00:16:47,884 --> 00:16:49,360
What do you want?
316
00:16:49,766 --> 00:16:52,918
Amy, this isn't easy to say.
317
00:16:54,650 --> 00:16:57,323
All relationships are difficult,
318
00:16:57,487 --> 00:17:01,953
but even more so when you're in
one with a person who struggles
319
00:17:01,971 --> 00:17:04,366
with everyday
social interactions.
320
00:17:04,462 --> 00:17:05,418
And frankly...
321
00:17:05,444 --> 00:17:09,630
who can strike some people
as being kind of a weirdo.
322
00:17:10,131 --> 00:17:11,806
Sheldon...
323
00:17:11,910 --> 00:17:13,685
you're not a weirdo.
324
00:17:14,274 --> 00:17:16,504
I wasn't speaking about me.
325
00:17:18,758 --> 00:17:22,510
I mean, honestly, there's no
telling what will set you off.
326
00:17:22,587 --> 00:17:25,287
You know, introducing
myself as your boyfriend.
327
00:17:25,393 --> 00:17:27,849
Giving you the opportunity
to drive me home.
328
00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:33,237
Breaking the ice with your colleagues using
ethnic humor, the funniest kind of humor.
329
00:17:35,084 --> 00:17:36,173
What's your point?
330
00:17:36,198 --> 00:17:38,868
My point is, we're a couple.
331
00:17:38,930 --> 00:17:40,172
And...
332
00:17:40,221 --> 00:17:42,542
I like you for who you are.
333
00:17:43,016 --> 00:17:44,899
Quirks and all.
334
00:17:46,628 --> 00:17:49,850
- I like you, too.
- Well, I should hope so.
335
00:17:51,017 --> 00:17:54,966
I don't see anyone else banging on this
door to put up with your nonsense.
336
00:17:59,221 --> 00:18:01,178
Not even a good-bye?
337
00:18:01,823 --> 00:18:05,296
You see, that's the kind of thing
that makes people think you're weird.
338
00:18:06,162 --> 00:18:07,802
Poor kid.
339
00:18:07,989 --> 00:18:09,825
She just doesn't see it.
340
00:18:15,289 --> 00:18:18,814
I'm not apologizing to Howard.
He can come beg me on his knees.
341
00:18:18,832 --> 00:18:21,695
Sheldon, too. If I see him at work,
I'm just going to ignore him.
342
00:18:21,711 --> 00:18:23,363
All right, don't worry.
I talked to Leonard.
343
00:18:23,372 --> 00:18:26,294
He is gonna sit the guys
down and set them straight.
344
00:18:26,634 --> 00:18:28,434
Laser's warmed up.
345
00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:30,050
Pull!
346
00:18:30,888 --> 00:18:32,613
(all cheering)
347
00:18:33,656 --> 00:18:38,656
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