1 00:00:04,872 --> 00:00:07,409 -What are you working on? -Can't talk. In the zone. 2 00:00:08,375 --> 00:00:10,218 -Do you know what he's doing? -Could be anything. 3 00:00:10,377 --> 00:00:11,856 Last time he was like this, he figured out 4 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:13,821 electron transport in graphene. 5 00:00:13,981 --> 00:00:15,858 The time before that, he was making a list of who's allowed 6 00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:18,189 in his tree fort if he ever gets ons. 7 00:00:19,353 --> 00:00:21,333 Still can't believe I didn't make the cut. 8 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:25,499 Sheldon, you want to take a break? Your food's ready. 9 00:00:25,659 --> 00:00:28,936 No, what are you doing? He's both happy and quiet. 10 00:00:29,096 --> 00:00:32,077 It's like seeing a unicorn and Bigfoot at the same time. 11 00:00:33,934 --> 00:00:35,208 Sorry we're so late. 12 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:37,007 Bernadette got stuck at work. 13 00:00:37,170 --> 00:00:40,276 Great news! A raccoon virus just crossed the species barrier 14 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:42,943 and now can infect humans! 15 00:00:44,011 --> 00:00:45,354 Why is that great news? 16 00:00:45,512 --> 00:00:47,458 In the pharmaceutical business, 17 00:00:47,614 --> 00:00:48,888 "Mo' infections, mo' money." 18 00:00:50,617 --> 00:00:52,096 Wait! 19 00:00:52,252 --> 00:00:54,596 Maybe you want to wash your little raccoon hands first. 20 00:00:54,755 --> 00:00:57,361 Calm down. If I had it, I'd be dead already. 21 00:01:00,460 --> 00:01:01,461 Guys, listen up. 22 00:01:01,628 --> 00:01:02,698 Can't listen, zone. 23 00:01:03,864 --> 00:01:05,468 Also don't care. 24 00:01:06,466 --> 00:01:08,776 Next week is the anniversary of my first date with Bernadette. 25 00:01:08,936 --> 00:01:10,973 Really don't care. 26 00:01:11,138 --> 00:01:12,481 I want to do something special, 27 00:01:12,639 --> 00:01:14,312 and I was hoping you guys could be a part of it. 28 00:01:14,474 --> 00:01:17,455 What horrible thing are you trying to make up for? 29 00:01:17,611 --> 00:01:20,592 Just putting something in the bank for what horrible thing I do next. 30 00:01:20,714 --> 00:01:21,419 Ah. 31 00:01:23,250 --> 00:01:25,127 Lock, she's gonna be back any second, 32 00:01:25,285 --> 00:01:27,822 I'm writing a song, and hoping we could all play it for her together. 33 00:01:27,988 --> 00:01:30,059 -I love that. -That is so beautiful. 34 00:01:30,223 --> 00:01:31,566 Sheldon? 35 00:01:33,460 --> 00:01:34,996 When did we get to The Cheesecake Factory? 36 00:01:36,496 --> 00:01:38,976 I (THEME SONG PLAYS) I 37 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:04,526 It's really sweat what Howard wants to do for Bernadette. 38 00:02:04,691 --> 00:02:06,967 Yeah. Hey, how come you've never done anything romantic 39 00:02:07,094 --> 00:02:09,005 to celebrate our fist date? 40 00:02:09,696 --> 00:02:11,869 Well, for starters, you've broken up with me so many times, 41 00:02:12,032 --> 00:02:14,034 which first date are we talking about? 42 00:02:15,268 --> 00:02:17,680 Whoa! Somebody call the burn ward. 43 00:02:19,773 --> 00:02:21,446 And back to the zone. 44 00:02:22,709 --> 00:02:25,781 And besides, I do romantic things for you all the time. 45 00:02:25,946 --> 00:02:28,153 Can you even name one romantic thing you've done for me? 46 00:02:28,315 --> 00:02:30,955 -I can name tons. -Sex doesn't count. 47 00:02:32,386 --> 00:02:34,059 I know, what about that bed-and-breakfast? 48 00:02:34,221 --> 00:02:36,030 Well, I took you there. All you did was... 49 00:02:36,189 --> 00:02:38,032 I know what I did. 50 00:02:39,059 --> 00:02:41,835 I bet they had to throw out that rocking chair. 51 00:02:43,530 --> 00:02:45,737 You know, I can be romantic if I want to. 52 00:02:45,899 --> 00:02:48,846 It's fine. And also not true. 53 00:02:50,404 --> 00:02:51,849 Okay, just you wait and sea. 54 00:02:51,905 --> 00:02:54,181 I'm gonna romance your freakin' ass off. 55 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:57,716 That's beautiful. Is that Shakespeare? 56 00:02:59,046 --> 00:03:01,322 -Sheldon? -Zone. 57 00:03:02,749 --> 00:03:05,229 He'll figure it out when he falls off the roof. 58 00:03:08,922 --> 00:03:11,334 Sheldon, I know you're in the zone, but do you want some tea? 59 00:03:15,929 --> 00:03:18,273 All right, I can't believe I'm gonna say this, but 60 00:03:18,432 --> 00:03:20,776 you haven't spoken in hours and I'm starting to get worried. 61 00:03:20,934 --> 00:03:22,106 Please say something. 62 00:03:22,269 --> 00:03:26,945 Leonard, prepare to be humbled and weep at the glory of my genius. 63 00:03:28,442 --> 00:03:30,183 Nope, it was better before. 64 00:03:31,611 --> 00:03:33,090 Look at it. 65 00:03:33,246 --> 00:03:35,692 I feel like my mind just made a baby. 66 00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:39,362 And it's beautiful. 67 00:03:39,519 --> 00:03:42,398 It's not like human babies, which are loud and covered in goop. 68 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:47,262 Holy crap, Sheldon, did you just figure out a method 69 00:03:47,427 --> 00:03:50,033 for synthesizing a new stable super-heavy element? 70 00:03:50,864 --> 00:03:53,606 Did I? Well, that can't be right. 71 00:03:53,767 --> 00:03:56,805 No one's ever done that before. Except me, because I just did it! 72 00:03:57,704 --> 00:04:04,383 ♪ Sheldon and his brain, yeah! Sheldon and his brain, yeah! 73 00:04:04,544 --> 00:04:07,252 -♪ Sheldon and his brain... ♪ -Definitely better before. 74 00:04:09,216 --> 00:04:11,253 So, I'm almost done writing the song for Bernadette. 75 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:12,658 Are you cool playing the cello? 76 00:04:12,819 --> 00:04:15,493 If by "cool" you mean "willing to," yes. 77 00:04:15,655 --> 00:04:17,225 If by "cool" you mean "cool," 78 00:04:17,390 --> 00:04:19,301 clearly you've never seen me play the cello. 79 00:04:20,293 --> 00:04:22,136 Great. Will you play the ukulele? 80 00:04:22,295 --> 00:04:25,174 Of course. I'd be happy to shred it on my ax. 81 00:04:26,666 --> 00:04:30,273 Or you could just play your tiny, ridiculous guitar. 82 00:04:32,639 --> 00:04:34,516 Fine. I will melt her heart. 83 00:04:35,408 --> 00:04:37,479 And her face! 84 00:04:39,513 --> 00:04:40,924 Gentlemen. 85 00:04:41,081 --> 00:04:43,254 No doubt you heard about my little breakthrough. 86 00:04:43,416 --> 00:04:46,454 Now, if your plan is to hoist me on your shoulders 87 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:48,793 and carry me around the cafeteria, please refrain. 88 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:51,299 I don't care for heights, motion sickness 89 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:53,961 or the thought of your necks touching my buttocks. 90 00:04:55,829 --> 00:04:57,536 Seriously, congratulations, Sheldon. 91 00:04:57,697 --> 00:04:59,040 Yeah, I read your paper online. 92 00:04:59,199 --> 00:05:01,873 That technique for creating a new heavy element is inspired. 93 00:05:02,035 --> 00:05:03,639 Thank you. Believe it or not, 94 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:06,114 I just learned a Chinese research team 95 00:05:06,273 --> 00:05:08,014 at the Hubei Institute for Nuclear Physics 96 00:05:08,175 --> 00:05:09,813 ran a test on a cyclotron, 97 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:11,683 and the results were extremely promising. 98 00:05:11,845 --> 00:05:13,381 Sheldon, that's incredible. 99 00:05:13,547 --> 00:05:15,823 I know! They called it the greatest thing 100 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:17,620 since the Communist party. 101 00:05:18,885 --> 00:05:21,456 Although I'm pretty sure that the Communist party made them say that. 102 00:05:23,023 --> 00:05:24,400 I like China. 103 00:05:24,558 --> 00:05:26,697 See, they know how to keep people in line. 104 00:05:28,395 --> 00:05:29,738 So, what happens next? 105 00:05:29,896 --> 00:05:32,570 More testing, more success, more fame. 106 00:05:32,732 --> 00:05:36,680 But don't worry, I will remain the same down-to-earth humble Joe 107 00:05:36,837 --> 00:05:39,875 -I've always been. -Good to know. 108 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:42,543 Now give me that cookie; I discovered an element. 109 00:05:45,245 --> 00:05:46,986 Thank you so much for coming. 110 00:05:47,147 --> 00:05:49,093 You called the right person. 111 00:05:49,249 --> 00:05:51,525 I believe I have the perfect romantic evening for you to give Leonard. 112 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:54,188 Okay, good, 'cause I've been really struggling with this. 113 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:55,526 As I'm sure you're aware, 114 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:58,192 the quickest way to a man's heart is through his... 115 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:01,032 Pants, but Leonard says sex doesn't count. 116 00:06:02,395 --> 00:06:04,068 Hm. You poor thing. 117 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:06,507 You have one arrow in your quiver, and you just can't use it. 118 00:06:07,767 --> 00:06:10,714 Fortunately, another pathway to a man's heart 119 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:13,283 is through his stomach. 120 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:15,784 I don't know if I want to cock for him; he's kind of a picky eater. 121 00:06:15,942 --> 00:06:18,582 I mean, "It's too salty. It's too dry. 122 00:06:18,745 --> 00:06:21,419 It's too burnt and frozen at the same time." 123 00:06:23,283 --> 00:06:25,024 Wait, come on, what else would sweep you off your feet? 124 00:06:25,185 --> 00:06:28,894 Well, I've always had this fantasy that involves dancing. 125 00:06:29,055 --> 00:06:33,868 The sexual chemistry between my partner and me is electric. 126 00:06:34,027 --> 00:06:36,303 But boy, oh, boy, does my father not approve 127 00:06:36,463 --> 00:06:39,273 until he sees us in the big dance competition. 128 00:06:40,634 --> 00:06:42,409 Okay, that's just the plot for Dirty Dancing. 129 00:06:43,970 --> 00:06:45,643 What else would you love, other than 130 00:06:45,805 --> 00:06:48,615 being lifted over Patrick Swayze's head? 131 00:06:48,775 --> 00:06:51,984 Oh, oh. You could stand outside his window 132 00:06:52,145 --> 00:06:54,421 with a boom box in the air. 133 00:06:56,983 --> 00:06:58,792 That's from Say Anything. 134 00:06:59,953 --> 00:07:02,433 Look, I'm a lonely guy; I watch a lot of movies. 135 00:07:03,723 --> 00:07:04,895 Look, Penny, 136 00:07:05,058 --> 00:07:08,164 if you truly want to be romantic, it needs to come from you. 137 00:07:08,328 --> 00:07:10,399 I get that, but why is this so hard? 138 00:07:10,563 --> 00:07:13,066 Well, you've probably never had to do this stuff 'cause you're young 139 00:07:13,233 --> 00:07:15,338 and beautiful and men have always thrown themselves at you. 140 00:07:18,004 --> 00:07:20,507 Yeah, I'm trying to be sad about that. I can't. 141 00:07:25,011 --> 00:07:28,117 Let's see, what's next? Okay! Here. 142 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:30,090 This is the Magic Marker 143 00:07:30,250 --> 00:07:32,457 I was using when I made the discovery. 144 00:07:34,354 --> 00:07:36,425 I don't think the Smithsonian's gonna want your marker. 145 00:07:36,589 --> 00:07:39,866 And that's why you're not on the list for my tree fort. 146 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:45,799 Ooh! Guess who's getting an article 147 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:47,468 written about him in Physics Today? 148 00:07:47,634 --> 00:07:49,113 I'll give you a hint. 149 00:07:49,269 --> 00:07:52,148 You measured the diameter of his suspicious mole yesterday. 150 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:55,984 Sheldon, I'm so proud of you. 151 00:07:56,142 --> 00:07:59,214 Well, you should be. My discovery is spreading like wildfire. 152 00:07:59,379 --> 00:08:02,622 Unlike my mole, which is holding steady at the size of a navy bean. 153 00:08:04,718 --> 00:08:05,719 What's next? 154 00:08:05,885 --> 00:08:07,728 This is the very copy 155 00:08:07,887 --> 00:08:10,060 of The Handbook of Chemistry and Physics 156 00:08:10,223 --> 00:08:13,568 in which I looked up the reaction rates of mendelevium and.... 157 00:08:15,695 --> 00:08:17,072 -And what? -No. 158 00:08:18,465 --> 00:08:21,071 -No, no, no, no. -What's wrong? 159 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:25,244 I've made a horrible mistake. 160 00:08:25,405 --> 00:08:26,406 What are you talking about? 161 00:08:26,573 --> 00:08:29,554 This table, it's in square centimeters. 162 00:08:29,709 --> 00:08:31,245 I read it as square meters. 163 00:08:31,411 --> 00:08:32,651 You know what that means? 164 00:08:32,812 --> 00:08:35,053 That Americans can't handle the metric system? 165 00:08:37,751 --> 00:08:40,698 Amy, I was off by a factor of 10,000. 166 00:08:41,554 --> 00:08:43,397 But the Chinese team found the element. 167 00:08:43,556 --> 00:08:46,400 They shouldn't have. My calculations were wrong. 168 00:08:46,559 --> 00:08:49,267 There must be some resonance between the elements I didn't know about. 169 00:08:49,429 --> 00:08:51,033 So you just got lucky? 170 00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:54,110 Sheldon Cooper does not get lucky! 171 00:08:55,835 --> 00:08:57,712 You and me both, brother. 172 00:08:59,439 --> 00:09:01,612 It doesn't matter. The element was found because of you, 173 00:09:01,775 --> 00:09:03,049 and that's groundbreaking. 174 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:05,746 What matters is the greatest scientific achievement 175 00:09:05,912 --> 00:09:08,051 of my life is based on a blunder. 176 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:10,694 I'm not a genius, I'm a fraud. 177 00:09:12,185 --> 00:09:13,391 You know, Sheldon, in neuroscience, 178 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:15,794 we're forever finding something in one part of the brain 179 00:09:15,955 --> 00:09:17,059 that we thought was some-place else. 180 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:21,694 Great. Now I'm worse than a fraud. I'm practically a biologist. 181 00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:30,544 You got to stop beating yourself up over this. 182 00:09:30,703 --> 00:09:33,047 I mean, you made a mistake, but it was a happy mistake. 183 00:09:33,206 --> 00:09:35,117 There's nothing happy about it. 184 00:09:35,275 --> 00:09:37,721 I'm being given credit that I don't deserve. 185 00:09:37,877 --> 00:09:40,153 People get things they don't deserve all the time. 186 00:09:40,947 --> 00:09:42,927 Look at me with you. 187 00:09:43,550 --> 00:09:46,224 No, Leonard, this is going 188 00:09:46,386 --> 00:09:50,664 every science classroom, every periodic table, every textbook. 189 00:09:50,824 --> 00:09:53,668 This mistake will be staring back at me 190 00:09:53,827 --> 00:09:57,138 Like that time you let Koothrappali wax your eyebrows. 191 00:09:59,466 --> 00:10:01,468 I've got to find a way to stop this thing. 192 00:10:01,634 --> 00:10:05,241 Buddy, I don't think you can. I mean, once its out there, it's out there. 193 00:10:05,405 --> 00:10:08,648 This thing is like the science equivalent of a sex tape. 194 00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:11,914 Frankly, I'd prefer a sex tape. 195 00:10:12,078 --> 00:10:13,682 You don't know what a sex tape is, do you? 196 00:10:13,847 --> 00:10:14,951 No. 197 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:19,529 Make sure you guys get to the restaurant by 8:00. 198 00:10:19,686 --> 00:10:21,097 Bernadette's meeting me there at 8:30. 199 00:10:21,254 --> 00:10:23,029 -I don't want to blow the surprise. -We'll be there. 200 00:10:23,189 --> 00:10:26,659 Got it. Now, I have a question about the song. 201 00:10:26,826 --> 00:10:30,296 I was thinking at some point I could bust out a little rap. 202 00:10:32,365 --> 00:10:34,140 Nah, nah, nuh, nuh, nuh, no. 203 00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:40,216 Come on, come on, you haven't even heard it yet. 204 00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:41,681 Leonard, give me a beat. 205 00:10:41,841 --> 00:10:43,616 I will not. 206 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:46,048 Please? 207 00:10:46,212 --> 00:10:48,783 -No, I want this to be romantic. -it will be! 208 00:10:48,948 --> 00:10:51,394 I don't call anyone a ho, and the only time 209 00:10:51,551 --> 00:10:54,293 I use the phrase "my bitch," I'm referring to you. 210 00:10:56,222 --> 00:10:58,395 There he is! 211 00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:02,833 Stop it. Stop celebrating me! 212 00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:04,737 Woo! 213 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:06,902 And no woos! 214 00:11:07,066 --> 00:11:08,340 Not you, Dr. Woo, you're fins. 215 00:11:12,872 --> 00:11:15,978 I want you all to know that you have no reason to applaud me. 216 00:11:16,142 --> 00:11:19,749 My so-called breakthrough wasn't the result of my genius. 217 00:11:19,913 --> 00:11:22,257 It was nothing more than a boneheaded mistake. 218 00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:26,022 So please refrain from praising me for it in the future. 219 00:11:26,586 --> 00:11:28,361 I don't understand. They didn't End the element? 220 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,501 No, they found the element. 221 00:11:30,590 --> 00:11:33,036 No, no, stop it! 222 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:35,264 I don't need to take this admiration from the likes of you people! 223 00:11:37,564 --> 00:11:40,909 -How do I make them stop loving me? -Invite them to live with us. 224 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:47,075 Boy, Bernadette is gonna love this. 225 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:51,120 It must be nice to have someone do something so romantic. 226 00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:53,447 Okay, you know what's not romantic? 227 00:11:53,613 --> 00:11:55,024 Rubbing it in someone's face. 228 00:11:55,181 --> 00:11:58,355 Actually, it can be, but I told you sex doesn't count. 229 00:12:01,287 --> 00:12:04,734 I'm getting worried about Bernadette. I'm gonna call and check on her. 230 00:12:05,358 --> 00:12:08,703 The National Science Foundation wants to give me a substantial grant. 231 00:12:08,861 --> 00:12:11,137 -That's a big deal. -I know. 232 00:12:11,297 --> 00:12:13,140 When will this nightmare end? 233 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,402 Hey, I get that you feel bad about all the attention, 234 00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:19,573 but still, what you did is amazing. Were really proud of you. 235 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:22,743 -I'm not. -You're not? 236 00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:25,446 Sheldon, I've been thinking about it, 237 00:12:25,612 --> 00:12:28,252 and you're right, you don't deserve any credit. 238 00:12:29,115 --> 00:12:31,721 All you did was misread some numbers on a table. 239 00:12:31,884 --> 00:12:33,261 A very easy table, too. 240 00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:36,457 Honestly, I'm embarrassed for you. 241 00:12:38,791 --> 00:12:40,930 Thats the most romantic thing I've ever heard. 242 00:12:42,895 --> 00:12:46,138 Damn it, everyone's better at this than me. 243 00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:49,746 Congratulations, Dr. Fowler. You just made the fort. 244 00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:55,419 Guys, there was an accident at Bernie's lab. 245 00:12:55,575 --> 00:12:56,952 My God, is she okay? 246 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,454 Yeah, but she's at the hospital in quarantine. 247 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,250 -What? -Poor Bernadette. 248 00:13:01,414 --> 00:13:04,759 I hate to pile on the bad news, but I just got a raise. 249 00:13:13,593 --> 00:13:16,164 My God, Bernie, what happened? 250 00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:18,832 Well, let's just say the next time you move a dozen vials 251 00:13:18,998 --> 00:13:22,036 of raccoon virus to the fridge, make two trips. 252 00:13:24,170 --> 00:13:25,342 You're sure you're okay? 253 00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:27,678 Yeah, it's just a precaution. If there was a problem, 254 00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:30,218 I'd be throwing up out of my eyeballs by now. 255 00:13:32,278 --> 00:13:34,781 -Sorry I messed up our date. -No, don't worry about it. 256 00:13:34,947 --> 00:13:36,620 I brought the date here. 257 00:13:36,783 --> 00:13:38,387 Guys, come on in. 258 00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:40,520 What's all this? 259 00:13:40,687 --> 00:13:44,134 Well, tonight is the anniversary of our first date, 260 00:13:44,290 --> 00:13:47,863 and I wanted to celebrate it by writing a song for you. 261 00:13:48,027 --> 00:13:49,165 Howie. 262 00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:51,070 Sheldon, get over hers! 263 00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:53,568 She might be contagious. 264 00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:57,173 Don't you think I'm having a rough enough day? 265 00:13:57,804 --> 00:13:58,805 Sheldon! 266 00:14:07,213 --> 00:14:09,056 ♪ (PLAYING UPBEAT SONG ON KEYBOARD) ♪ 267 00:14:10,416 --> 00:14:12,020 ♪ If I didn't have you 268 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:13,926 ♪ Life would be blue 269 00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:17,068 ♪ I'd be Doctor Who without the TARDIS 270 00:14:17,223 --> 00:14:19,567 Is it me, or does she not look so good? 271 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:23,166 ♪ A candle without a wick A Watson without a Crick 272 00:14:23,329 --> 00:14:26,208 ♪ I'd be one of my outfits without a dickey 273 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,209 ♪ I'd be cheese without the mac 274 00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:30,938 ♪ Jobs without the Wozniak 275 00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:32,412 ♪ I'd be solving exponential equations 276 00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:34,017 ♪ That use bases not found on your calculator 277 00:14:34,173 --> 00:14:36,551 ♪ Making it much harder to crack 278 00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,620 ♪ I'd be an atom without a bomb 279 00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:40,280 ♪ A dot without the com 280 00:14:40,446 --> 00:14:42,892 ♪ And I'd probably still live with my mom 281 00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:47,254 ♪ And he'd probably still live with his mom 282 00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:50,526 ♪ Ever since I met you, you turned my world around 283 00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:53,694 ♪ You supported all my dreams and all my hopes 284 00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:56,773 ♪ You're like uranium-235 and I'm uranium-238 285 00:14:56,929 --> 00:15:01,742 ♪ Almost inseparable isotopes 286 00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:06,944 ♪ I couldn't have imagined 287 00:15:07,106 --> 00:15:09,746 I How good my life would get 288 00:15:10,476 --> 00:15:11,477 ♪ From the moment 289 00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:14,284 ♪ That I met you, Bernadette 290 00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:15,824 Howie. 291 00:15:15,982 --> 00:15:18,428 ♪ If I didn't have you 292 00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:20,063 ♪ Life would be dreary 293 00:15:20,219 --> 00:15:22,995 ♪ I'd be string theory without any string 294 00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:24,567 ♪ I'd be binary code without a one 295 00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:26,328 ♪ A cathode ray tube without an electron gun 296 00:15:26,492 --> 00:15:29,268 ♪ I'd be Firefly, Buffy and Avengers without Joss Whedon 297 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:31,170 ♪ I'd speak a lot more Klingon 298 00:15:31,497 --> 00:15:33,670 I (SINGS IN KLINGON) I 299 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:37,805 ♪ And he'd definitely still live with his mum 300 00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:41,847 ♪ Ever since I met you you turned my world around 301 00:15:42,008 --> 00:15:45,114 ♪ You're my best friend and my lover 302 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:48,782 I' We're like changing electric and magnetic fields 303 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,087 ♪ You can't have one 304 00:15:52,084 --> 00:15:55,156 ♪ Without the other 305 00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:59,535 ♪ I couldn't have imagined 306 00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:02,969 I How good my life would get 307 00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:06,167 ♪ From the moment that I met you 308 00:16:06,332 --> 00:16:07,709 ♪ Bernadette 309 00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:12,877 ♪ We couldn't have imagined 310 00:16:13,039 --> 00:16:16,213 ♪ How good our lives would get 311 00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:19,618 ♪ From the moment that we met you 312 00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:22,988 ♪ Bernadette ♪ 313 00:16:29,889 --> 00:16:33,200 Howie, that was amazing! Look, I'm shaking. 314 00:16:33,359 --> 00:16:35,361 She's sick, I knew it. Bye! 315 00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:43,742 I have to say, this is the best Top Ramen you've ever made. 316 00:16:45,037 --> 00:16:48,484 the flavor packet. 317 00:16:50,042 --> 00:16:51,919 That sucker is well named. 318 00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:56,358 All right, lover boy, get ready, 319 00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:59,894 'cause there is a crap storm of romance coming your way. 320 00:17:00,052 --> 00:17:02,157 Stop it, you're gonna make me cry. 321 00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:05,101 I (ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS) I 322 00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:07,068 All right, you seem pretty confident. 323 00:17:07,226 --> 00:17:08,432 Oh, I am. 324 00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:12,338 Maybe if you follow this trail, 325 00:17:12,498 --> 00:17:13,875 you'll see why. 326 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,604 -Oh... Rose petals. -Yes. 327 00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:20,012 The most beautiful and shockingly expensive of all the flowers. 328 00:17:23,342 --> 00:17:26,380 You made the bed? You really are pulling out all the stops. 329 00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:29,885 Okay, I gave this a lot of thought, 330 00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:34,060 and I finally found something to show you how much I love you. 331 00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:40,634 Oh, wow. 332 00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:44,138 It's a first edition of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. 333 00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:46,743 I remember it was your favourite book growing up. 334 00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:49,642 This is great. 335 00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:51,907 Thank you... so much. 336 00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:54,651 What? 337 00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:56,309 Nothing. I love it. 338 00:17:56,475 --> 00:17:58,580 No, somethings going on. What's wrong with it? 339 00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:01,088 I remember you saying how great it would be to have a first edition. 340 00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:04,727 It's true, I did. I did say that... 341 00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:07,228 ...when we were at the used bookstore together 342 00:18:07,386 --> 00:18:10,299 and I saw the first edition and I bought it. 343 00:18:11,991 --> 00:18:14,972 Oh my God, I am the worst! 344 00:18:15,127 --> 00:18:16,663 No, no, ifs okay. It's really thoughtful. 345 00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:18,502 No, ifs not! I mean... 346 00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:22,075 Whats thoughtful is everything you do. 347 00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:26,172 Here, you know what? Look at this. 348 00:18:27,974 --> 00:18:30,147 Look, here's the... the plane ticket you bought me 349 00:18:30,309 --> 00:18:32,516 when I was too poor to go home for the holidays. 350 00:18:32,678 --> 00:18:36,683 And the rose you left on my windshield... just because. 351 00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:39,460 Here's the thank-you letter you wrote me 352 00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:41,189 after the first time I slept with you. 353 00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:45,529 All 11 pages of it. 354 00:18:47,927 --> 00:18:49,600 Can't believe you saved all this stuff. 355 00:18:51,163 --> 00:18:53,473 Of course I did. It's you. 356 00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:57,211 Come here. 357 00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:04,317 Is that a pregnancy test? 358 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:07,014 Just the first one. I didn't save them all. 359 00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:15,890 I can't believe I read this table wrong. 360 00:19:16,055 --> 00:19:17,466 I blame you. 361 00:19:19,558 --> 00:19:20,901 Me? What did I do? 362 00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:22,471 You distract me. 363 00:19:22,628 --> 00:19:25,040 I've been distracted since the moment I met you. 364 00:19:27,233 --> 00:19:29,474 -Sorry. -Well, you should be. 365 00:19:29,635 --> 00:19:33,139 Because all I can think about is how much I want to kiss you. 366 00:19:36,242 --> 00:19:38,552 And not just on the cheek, but on the mouth. 367 00:19:42,248 --> 00:19:44,353 Like mommies and daddies do. 368 00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:49,722 Oh, Sheldon. 369 00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:56,168 Amy? 370 00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:02,040 Amy? Did you hear what I said? 371 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,703 Can't talk, in the zone.