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- What are you working on?
- Can't talk. In the zone.
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- Do you know what he's doing?
- Could be anything.
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Last time he was like this, he figured
out electron transport in graphene.
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The time before that, he was
making a list of who's allowed
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in his tree fort if
fe ever gets one.
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Still can't believe I
didn't make the cut.
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Uh, Sheldon, you want
to take a break?
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- Your food's ready.
- No, no, what are you doing?
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He's both happy and quiet.
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It's like seeing a unicorn and
Bigfoot at the same time.
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Sorry we're so late.
Bernadette got stuck at work.
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Great news! A raccoon virus just
crossed the species barrier
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and now can infect humans!
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Why is that great news?
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In the pharmaceutical business, we have
a saying: "Mo' infections, mo' money."
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Wait!
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Maybe you want to wash your
little raccoon hands first.
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Oh, calm down. If I had
it, I'd be dead already.
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- Guys, listen up.
- Can't listen, zone.
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Also don't care.
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Next week is the anniversary of
my first date with Bernadette.
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Really don't care.
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I want to do something special, and I was
hoping you guys could be a part of it.
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Aw, what horrible thing are
you trying to make up for?
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Just putting something in the bank
for what horrible thing I do next.
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Ah.
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Look, she's gonna be back any
second, so here's the deal:
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I'm writing a song, and I was hoping
we could all play it for her together.
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- Aw... - Oh, I love that.
- That is so beautiful.
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Sheldon?
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When did we get to The
Cheesecake Factory?
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 7x06 ♪
The Romance Resonance
Original Air Date on October 24, 2013
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
Resync for WEB-DL by Norther
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It's really sweet what Howard
wants to do for Bernadette.
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Yeah.
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Hey, how come you've never done anything
romantic to celebrate our first date?
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Well, for starters, you've
broken up with me so many times,
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which first date are
we talking about?
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Ooh, somebody call
the burn ward.
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And back to the zone.
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And besides, I do romantic
things for you all the time.
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Can you even name one romantic
thing you've done for me?
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- I can name tons.
- Sex doesn't count.
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Oh.
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I know, what about
that bed-and-breakfast?
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- Well, I took you there. All you
did was... - I know what I did.
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I bet they had to throw
out that rocking chair.
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You know, I can be
romantic if I want to.
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It's fine.
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And also not true.
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Okay, just you wait and see. I'm
gonna romance your freakin' ass off.
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That's beautiful. Is
that Shakespeare?
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- Sheldon?
- Zone.
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He'll figure it out when
he falls off the roof.
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Sheldon, I know you're in the
zone, but do you want some tea?
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All right, I can't believe
I'm gonna say this, but
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you haven't spoken in hours and
I'm starting to get worried.
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Please say something.
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Leonard, prepare to be humbled and
weep at the glory of my genius.
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Nope, it was better before.
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Look at it.
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I feel like my mind
just made a baby.
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And it's beautiful.
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It's not like human babies, which
are loud and covered in goop.
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Holy crap, Sheldon, did you
just figure out a method
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for synthesizing a new
stable super-heavy element?
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Did I?
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Well, that can't be right.
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No one's ever done that before.
Except me, because I just did it!
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♪ Sheldon and his brain-- yeah! ♪
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♪ Sheldon and his brain--
yeah! ♪
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♪ Sheldon and
his brain-- yeah! ♪
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♪ Sheldon and
his brain-- yeah! ♪
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- ♪ Sheldon and his brain... ♪
- Yeah, definitely better before.
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So I'm almost done writing
the song for Bernadette.
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Are you cool playing the cello?
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If by "cool" you mean
"willing to," yes.
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If by "cool" you mean "cool," clearly
you've never seen me play the cello.
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Great. Will you
play the ukulele?
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Of course. I'd be happy
to shred it on my ax.
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Or you could just play
your tiny, ridiculous guitar.
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Fine. I will melt her heart.
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And her face!
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Gentlemen.
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Uh, no doubt you heard about
my little breakthrough.
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Now, if your plan is to
hoist me on your shoulders
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and carry me around the
cafeteria, please refrain.
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I don't care for
heights, motion sickness
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or the thought of your necks
touching my buttocks.
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Seriously,
congratulations, Sheldon.
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Yeah, I read your paper online.
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That technique for creating
a new heavy element is inspired.
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Oh, well, thank you.
Believe it or not,
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I just learned
a Chinese research team
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at the Hubei Institute for Nuclear
Physics ran a test on a cyclotron,
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and the results were
extremely promising.
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Sheldon, that's incredible.
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Yeah, I know! They called it the greatest
thing since the Communist party.
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Although I'm pretty sure that the
Communist party made them say that.
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I like China. See, they know
how to keep people in line.
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So, what happens next?
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Oh, more testing, more
success, more fame.
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But don't worry,
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I will remain the same down-to-earth
humble Joe I've always been.
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- Good to know.
- Yeah.
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Now give me that cookie;
I discovered an element.
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Thank you so much for coming.
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You called the right person.
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I believe I have the perfect romantic
evening for you to give Leonard.
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Okay, good, 'cause I've been
really struggling with this.
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As I'm sure you're aware, the quickest
way to a man's heart is through his...
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Pants, but Leonard says
sex doesn't count.
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Oh. You poor thing.
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You have one arrow in your quiver,
and you just can't use it.
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Fortunately, another pathway to a
man's heart is through his stomach.
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I don't know if I want to cook for
him; he's kind of a picky eater.
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I mean, "It's too salty. It's too dry. It's
too burnt and frozen at the same time."
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Wait, come on, what else would
sweep you off your feet?
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Well, I've always had this
fantasy that involves dancing.
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The sexual chemistry between
my partner and me is electric.
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But boy, oh, boy, does
my father not approve
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until he sees us in the
big dance competition.
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Okay, that's just the
plot for Dirty Dancing.
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What else would you love? Other than
being lifted over Patrick Swayze's head.
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Oh! Oh, uh, you could, uh, stand outside
his window with a boom box in the air.
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That's from Say Anything.
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Look, I'm a lonely guy;
I watch a lot of movies.
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Look, Penny, if you
truly want to be romantic,
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it needs to come from you.
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I get that, but why
is this so hard?
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Well, you've probably never
had to do this stuff
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'cause you're young and beautiful and men
have always thrown themselves at you.
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Hmm.
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Yeah, I'm trying to be sad about that.
I can't.
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Let's see, what's next?
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Okay! Here.
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This is the Magic Marker I was
using when I made the discovery.
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I don't think the Smithsonian's
gonna want your marker.
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And that's why you're not
on a list for my tree fort.
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Ooh, guess who's getting an article
written about him in Physics Today?
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I'll give you a hint. You measured the
diameter of his suspicious mole yesterday.
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- Sheldon, I'm so proud of you.
- Well, you should be.
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My discovery is
spreading like wildfire.
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Unlike my mole, which is holding
steady at the size of a navy bean.
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What's next?
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This is the very copy of The
Handbook of Chemistry and Physics
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in which I looked up the reaction
rates of mendelevium and...
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- And what?
- No.
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No, no, no, no.
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What's wrong?
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I've made a horrible mistake.
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What are you talking about?
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This table-- it's in
square centimeters.
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I read it as square meters.
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You know what that means?
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That Americans can't
handle the metric system?
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Amy, I was off by
a factor of 10,000.
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But the Chinese team
found the element.
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Yeah, well, they shouldn't have.
My calculations were wrong.
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There must be some resonance between
the elements I didn't know about.
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So you just got lucky?
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Sheldon Cooper
does not get lucky!
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You and me both, brother.
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It doesn't matter. The element was found
because of you, and that's groundbreaking.
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What matters is the greatest
scientific achievement
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of my life is
based on a blunder.
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I'm not a genius, I'm a fraud.
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You know, Sheldon,
in neuroscience,
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we're forever finding something
in one part of the brain
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- that we thought was someplace else.
- Oh, great.
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Now I'm worse than a fraud.
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I'm practically a biologist.
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You got to stop beating
yourself up over this.
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I mean, you made a mistake,
but it was a happy mistake.
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There's nothing happy about it.
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I'm being given credit
that I don't deserve.
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Oh, people get things they
don't deserve all the time.
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Look at me with you.
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No, Leonard, this is going to
haunt me for the rest of my life.
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Every science classroom, every
periodic table, every textbook--
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this mistake will be
staring back at me
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Like that time you let
Koothrappali wax your eyebrows.
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I've got to find a way
to stop this thing.
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Buddy, I don't think you can. I mean,
once it's out there, it's out there.
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This thing is like the science
equivalent of a sex tape.
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You know, frankly,
I'd prefer a sex tape.
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- You don't know what a sex
tape is, do you? - No.
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Make sure you guys get
to the restaurant by 8:00.
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Bernadette's meeting me there at 8:30
and I don't want to blow the surprise.
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- We'll be there.
- Got it.
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Now, uh, I have a
question about the song.
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I was thinking at some point I
could bust out a little rap.
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N-N-N-No...
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Come on, come on, you
haven't even heard it yet.
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Leonard, give me a beat.
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I will not.
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- Please?
- No, I want this to be romantic.
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It will be! I don't
call anyone a ho,
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and the only time I use the phrase
"my bitch," I'm referring to you.
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There he is!
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Stop it. Stop celebrating me!
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Woo!
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And no woos!
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Oh, not you, Dr. Woo.
You're fine.
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I want you all to know that you
have no reason to applaud me.
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My so-called breakthrough
wasn't the result of my genius.
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It was nothing more than
a boneheaded mistake.
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So please refrain from praising
me for it in the future.
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Wh... I don't understand.
They didn't find the element?
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Oh, no, they found the element.
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No, no, stop it!
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I don't need to take this admiration
from the likes of you people!
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How do I make them
stop loving me?
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Invite them to live with us.
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Boy, Bernadette is
gonna love this.
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Yeah. It must be nice to have
someone do something so romantic.
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Okay, you know what's not romantic?
Rubbing it in someone's face.
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Actually, it can be, but I
told you sex doesn't count.
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I'm getting worried about Bernadette.
I'm gonna call and check on her.
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The National Science Foundation wants
to give me a substantial grant.
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- Oh, that's a big deal.
- I know.
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When will this nightmare end?
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Hey, I get that you feel bad about
all the attention, but still,
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what you did is amazing.
We're really proud of you.
233
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I'm not.
234
00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:23,919
You're not?
235
00:12:23,945 --> 00:12:27,637
Sheldon, I've been thinking
about it, and you're right.
236
00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:29,545
You don't deserve any credit.
237
00:12:29,662 --> 00:12:32,410
All you did was misread
some numbers on a table.
238
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A very easy table, too.
239
00:12:34,482 --> 00:12:36,051
Honestly,
240
00:12:36,076 --> 00:12:38,076
I'm embarrassed for you.
241
00:12:39,371 --> 00:12:41,885
That's the most romantic
thing I've ever heard.
242
00:12:43,900 --> 00:12:46,543
Damn it, everyone's
better at this than me.
243
00:12:47,295 --> 00:12:49,099
Congratulations, Dr. Fowler.
244
00:12:49,123 --> 00:12:51,157
You just made the fort.
245
00:12:54,012 --> 00:12:56,469
Guys, there w-was
an accident at Bernie's lab.
246
00:12:56,497 --> 00:12:57,672
Oh, my God, is she okay?
247
00:12:57,683 --> 00:13:00,226
Yeah, but she's at the
hospital in quarantine.
248
00:13:00,248 --> 00:13:02,011
- What? - Poor Bernadette.
- Oh, no.
249
00:13:02,039 --> 00:13:06,108
I hate to pile on the bad
news, but I just got a raise.
250
00:13:14,207 --> 00:13:17,452
Oh, my God, Bernie,
what happened?
251
00:13:17,488 --> 00:13:18,929
Well, let's just say
the next time you move
252
00:13:18,935 --> 00:13:22,983
a dozen vials of raccoon virus
to the fridge, make two trips.
253
00:13:24,879 --> 00:13:27,741
- You're sure you're okay?
- Yeah, it's just a precaution.
254
00:13:27,753 --> 00:13:31,437
If there was a problem, I'd be
throwing up out of my eyeballs by now.
255
00:13:32,834 --> 00:13:35,784
- Sorry I messed up our date.
- No, don't worry about it.
256
00:13:35,814 --> 00:13:39,728
I brought the date here.
Guys, come on in.
257
00:13:40,228 --> 00:13:41,536
What's all this?
258
00:13:41,570 --> 00:13:44,872
Well, tonight is the
anniversary of our first date,
259
00:13:44,897 --> 00:13:48,617
and I wanted to celebrate it
by writing a song for you.
260
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Howie.
261
00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:52,379
Sheldon, get over here!
262
00:13:52,591 --> 00:13:54,892
She might be contagious.
263
00:13:55,756 --> 00:13:58,007
Don't you think I'm having
a rough enough day?
264
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Sheldon!
265
00:14:10,997 --> 00:14:12,991
♪ If I didn't have you ♪
266
00:14:13,075 --> 00:14:14,741
♪ Life would be blue
267
00:14:14,773 --> 00:14:17,905
♪ I'd be Doctor Who
without the TARDIS ♪
268
00:14:17,917 --> 00:14:20,480
- Is it me, or does she not look so good?
- Shh!
269
00:14:21,170 --> 00:14:22,481
♪ A candle without a wick
270
00:14:22,499 --> 00:14:24,113
♪ A Watson without a Crick
271
00:14:24,125 --> 00:14:27,264
♪ I'd be one of my outfits
without a dick-ie ♪
272
00:14:27,288 --> 00:14:29,088
♪ I'd be cheese
without the mac ♪
273
00:14:29,107 --> 00:14:31,725
♪ Jobs without the Wozniak
274
00:14:31,750 --> 00:14:33,206
♪ I'd be solving
exponential equations ♪
275
00:14:33,218 --> 00:14:37,137
♪ That use bases not found on your
calculator making it much harder to crack ♪
276
00:14:37,739 --> 00:14:39,480
♪ I'd be an atom
without a bomb ♪
277
00:14:39,502 --> 00:14:41,056
♪ A dot without the com
278
00:14:41,074 --> 00:14:44,218
♪ And I'd probably still
live with my mom ♪
279
00:14:44,379 --> 00:14:47,681
♪ And he'd probably still
live with his mom ♪
280
00:14:48,284 --> 00:14:51,221
♪ Ever since I met you, you
turned my world around ♪
281
00:14:51,239 --> 00:14:54,527
♪ You supported all my
dreams and all my hopes ♪
282
00:14:54,557 --> 00:14:57,920
♪ You're like uranium-235
and I'm uranium-238 ♪
283
00:14:58,014 --> 00:15:03,166
♪ Almost inseparable isotopes
284
00:15:04,879 --> 00:15:07,751
♪ I couldn't have imagined ♪
285
00:15:07,781 --> 00:15:10,947
♪ How good my life would get
286
00:15:11,098 --> 00:15:12,517
♪ From the moment
287
00:15:12,540 --> 00:15:14,315
♪ That I met you
288
00:15:14,421 --> 00:15:16,821
- ♪ Bernadette
- Oh, Howie.
289
00:15:16,844 --> 00:15:19,161
♪ If I didn't have you ♪
290
00:15:19,180 --> 00:15:20,803
♪ Life would be dreary
291
00:15:20,815 --> 00:15:23,736
♪ I'd be string theory
without any string ♪
292
00:15:23,759 --> 00:15:25,277
♪ I'd be binary code
without a one ♪
293
00:15:25,295 --> 00:15:27,077
♪ A cathode ray tube
without an electron gun ♪
294
00:15:27,089 --> 00:15:30,013
♪ I'd be Firefly, Buffy and
Avengers without Joss Whedon ♪
295
00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:31,818
♪ I'd speak a lot more Klingon ♪
296
00:15:31,830 --> 00:15:35,016
♪ Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam ♪
297
00:15:35,261 --> 00:15:38,913
♪ And he'd definitely
still live with his mom ♪
298
00:15:39,461 --> 00:15:40,838
♪ Ever since I met you
299
00:15:40,869 --> 00:15:42,789
♪ You turned my world around
300
00:15:42,816 --> 00:15:45,738
♪ You're my best
friend and my lover ♪
301
00:15:45,853 --> 00:15:49,764
♪ We're like changing electric
and magnetic fields ♪
302
00:15:49,803 --> 00:15:52,244
♪ You can't have one ♪
303
00:15:52,796 --> 00:15:56,457
♪ Without the other
304
00:15:57,557 --> 00:16:00,175
♪ I couldn't have imagined ♪
305
00:16:00,277 --> 00:16:03,278
♪ How good my life would get
306
00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:06,629
♪ From the moment
that I met you ♪
307
00:16:06,951 --> 00:16:09,117
♪ Bernadette
308
00:16:09,881 --> 00:16:13,445
♪ Oh, we couldn't
have imagined ♪
309
00:16:13,647 --> 00:16:16,946
♪ How good our lives would get
310
00:16:16,982 --> 00:16:20,434
♪ From the moment
that we met you ♪
311
00:16:20,454 --> 00:16:23,870
♪ Bernadette.
312
00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:32,681
Howie, that was amazing!
313
00:16:32,710 --> 00:16:34,149
Look, I'm shaking.
314
00:16:34,170 --> 00:16:36,123
She's sick, I knew it. Bye!
315
00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:44,990
I have to say, this is the best
Top Ramen you've ever made.
316
00:16:45,915 --> 00:16:47,696
I discovered a
secret ingredient:
317
00:16:47,718 --> 00:16:49,526
the flavor packet.
318
00:16:50,713 --> 00:16:52,943
That sucker is well named.
319
00:16:55,579 --> 00:16:56,714
All right, lover boy.
320
00:16:56,732 --> 00:17:00,425
Get ready, 'cause there is a crap
storm of romance coming your way.
321
00:17:01,250 --> 00:17:03,542
Stop it, you're
gonna make me cry.
322
00:17:05,761 --> 00:17:08,036
All right. You seem
pretty confident.
323
00:17:08,062 --> 00:17:09,626
Oh, I am.
324
00:17:10,125 --> 00:17:13,044
Maybe if you follow this trail,
325
00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:14,599
you'll see why.
326
00:17:14,623 --> 00:17:16,940
Oh, rose petals.
327
00:17:16,970 --> 00:17:17,808
Yes.
328
00:17:17,825 --> 00:17:21,475
The most beautiful and shockingly
expensive of all the flowers.
329
00:17:23,973 --> 00:17:27,656
You made the bed? You really
are pulling out all the stops.
330
00:17:28,462 --> 00:17:31,138
Okay, I gave this
a lot of thought,
331
00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:35,047
and I finally found something to
show you how much I love you.
332
00:17:39,298 --> 00:17:41,622
Oh, wow.
333
00:17:41,735 --> 00:17:44,858
It's a first edition of
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
334
00:17:44,919 --> 00:17:47,488
I remember it was
your favorite book growing up.
335
00:17:48,466 --> 00:17:49,998
This is great.
336
00:17:50,037 --> 00:17:53,282
It... thank you. It's...
so much.
337
00:17:53,736 --> 00:17:55,383
What?
338
00:17:55,615 --> 00:17:57,534
- Nothing. I love it.
- No.
339
00:17:57,558 --> 00:17:59,272
Something's going on.
What's wrong with it?
340
00:17:59,288 --> 00:18:02,232
I remember you saying how great it
would be to have a first edition.
341
00:18:02,497 --> 00:18:05,322
It's true, I-I did.
I did say that...
342
00:18:05,479 --> 00:18:08,004
when we were at the used
bookstore together
343
00:18:08,024 --> 00:18:10,702
and I saw the first
edition and I bought it.
344
00:18:12,581 --> 00:18:15,514
Oh, my God, I am the worst!
345
00:18:15,531 --> 00:18:17,180
No, no, it's okay.
It's really thoughtful.
346
00:18:17,193 --> 00:18:19,549
No, it's not! I mean...
347
00:18:20,372 --> 00:18:23,386
What's thoughtful is
everything you do.
348
00:18:24,797 --> 00:18:27,082
Here, you know what?
Look at this.
349
00:18:28,996 --> 00:18:30,901
Look, here's the... the
plane ticket you bought me
350
00:18:30,919 --> 00:18:33,849
when I was too poor to go
home for the holidays. And...
351
00:18:33,876 --> 00:18:36,251
the rose you left
on my windshield...
352
00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:37,869
just because.
353
00:18:38,546 --> 00:18:42,648
Here's the-the thank-you letter you wrote
me after the first time I slept with you.
354
00:18:43,810 --> 00:18:46,076
All 11 pages of it.
355
00:18:48,572 --> 00:18:51,190
Can't believe you
saved all this stuff.
356
00:18:51,751 --> 00:18:54,589
Of course I did. It's you.
357
00:18:56,419 --> 00:18:57,758
Come here.
358
00:18:59,883 --> 00:19:01,083
Oh.
359
00:19:02,755 --> 00:19:04,999
Is that a pregnancy test?
360
00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:08,050
Oh, yeah, just the first one.
I didn't save them all.
361
00:19:14,565 --> 00:19:17,501
I can't believe I read
this table wrong.
362
00:19:17,784 --> 00:19:19,462
I blame you.
363
00:19:21,307 --> 00:19:24,366
- Me? What did I do?
- You distract me.
364
00:19:24,399 --> 00:19:27,233
I've been distracted since
the moment I met you.
365
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,235
- Sorry.
- Well, you should be.
366
00:19:31,327 --> 00:19:34,987
Because all I can think about
is how much I want to kiss you.
367
00:19:37,997 --> 00:19:40,797
And not just on the
cheek, but on the mouth.
368
00:19:44,260 --> 00:19:46,284
Like mommies and daddies do.
369
00:19:49,878 --> 00:19:51,852
Oh, Sheldon.
370
00:19:56,603 --> 00:19:57,867
Amy?
371
00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:01,958
Amy.
372
00:20:02,558 --> 00:20:03,983
Did you hear what I said?
373
00:20:04,026 --> 00:20:05,536
Can't talk, in the zone.
374
00:20:09,433 --> 00:20:14,433
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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