1 00:00:06,500 --> 00:00:10,000 Batman - Black and White Motion Comics 2 00:00:12,661 --> 00:00:17,131 S01E02 - Broken Nose 3 00:00:18,544 --> 00:00:21,994 Don't touch it, sir. Or wrinkle it by frowning... 4 00:00:22,180 --> 00:00:26,753 ...You may have two black eyes tomorrow, but it ought to stay straight. 5 00:00:26,854 --> 00:00:28,454 Never can tell. 6 00:00:28,697 --> 00:00:30,092 Does it hurt very much? 7 00:00:30,587 --> 00:00:32,180 Only when I smile. 8 00:00:32,488 --> 00:00:33,212 Here... 9 00:00:33,245 --> 00:00:35,691 ...Take two of these every eight hours. 10 00:00:35,711 --> 00:00:36,680 What are they? 11 00:00:36,720 --> 00:00:39,100 Toradol, ten milligrams. Pain killers. 12 00:00:39,200 --> 00:00:42,220 Don't worry. They won't slow you down or unhinge you. 13 00:00:42,395 --> 00:00:42,911 Thanks. 14 00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:47,690 I don't believe I've ever seen you with a broken nose before. 15 00:00:47,710 --> 00:00:49,791 It's never been broken before. 16 00:00:49,810 --> 00:00:53,176 Pardon me for saying so, sir... But for someone in your profession... 17 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:56,990 ...Isn't your first broken nose a little like losing your virginity? 18 00:00:57,232 --> 00:00:59,092 Very funny, Alfred. 19 00:00:59,197 --> 00:01:02,006 You can moonlight as a comedian with your stand-up routine. 20 00:01:02,102 --> 00:01:04,098 Well, be careful, sir. 21 00:01:04,198 --> 00:01:07,298 Sure... Just leave a light on for me. 22 00:01:09,258 --> 00:01:12,334 Soon enough I'm back in Industrial Park. 23 00:01:12,461 --> 00:01:16,483 Mabuse is here somwhere, a geek in a trashcan. 24 00:01:16,963 --> 00:01:20,744 Earlier he smacked my nose flat when I tried to take him down. 25 00:01:21,509 --> 00:01:26,159 A string of high level robberies. Took in something like three mil so far. 26 00:01:26,160 --> 00:01:29,059 Fornt-page headline stuff. Noisy. 27 00:01:29,074 --> 00:01:34,284 When you have a seven-foot-tall robot suit, why do things in a small way? 28 00:01:34,945 --> 00:01:36,955 Sloppy crook, though. 29 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:39,877 His tendency to speechify made him dawdle. 30 00:01:40,841 --> 00:01:44,277 ...Enabling me to follow him. 31 00:01:45,220 --> 00:01:46,078 Batman! 32 00:01:46,100 --> 00:01:50,239 So... Back again for another pounding, are we? 33 00:01:50,579 --> 00:01:52,920 You're going up the river, Mabuse. 34 00:01:52,927 --> 00:01:56,576 Either you come along peacefully, or I carry you. 35 00:01:56,965 --> 00:01:59,081 Surely you must be joking! 36 00:01:59,100 --> 00:02:01,258 I'll crush you like a hat! 37 00:02:01,664 --> 00:02:04,267 ...Looks like I carry you. 38 00:02:05,126 --> 00:02:07,979 Moves fast for a mug in a junk-suit. 39 00:02:09,552 --> 00:02:13,277 Our last scuff was over in just two minutes. 40 00:02:14,072 --> 00:02:16,329 Busted my nose. 41 00:02:16,679 --> 00:02:18,715 Humiliating. 42 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:21,845 No Muhammad Ali theatrics for me... 43 00:02:21,849 --> 00:02:24,628 But two minutes was long enough to get in close to him... 44 00:02:24,658 --> 00:02:26,546 ...Observe him. 45 00:02:26,663 --> 00:02:29,820 Study his fight style. Catalogue his movements. 46 00:02:30,014 --> 00:02:31,788 Figure it all out. 47 00:02:31,845 --> 00:02:35,062 Like how he gets in and out of the armor to use the John. 48 00:02:35,231 --> 00:02:40,885 Two hundred pounds of micro engineered stainless steel exoskeleton, wrapped around a man... 49 00:02:40,969 --> 00:02:44,861 ...And all it takes to pop the lid is a little phillips head. 50 00:02:45,095 --> 00:02:46,802 Jiggle it like a car door... 51 00:02:46,934 --> 00:02:49,341 ...And lo! The oyster loses its shell. 52 00:02:50,232 --> 00:02:51,847 Batman... Okay... 53 00:02:52,098 --> 00:02:52,799 I... 54 00:02:53,123 --> 00:02:55,004 Okay, you got me. I give. 55 00:02:55,010 --> 00:02:56,101 I... Hey... 56 00:02:56,151 --> 00:02:58,309 Hey--Batman! I surrender! 57 00:02:58,321 --> 00:03:00,372 I said I give! 58 00:03:00,450 --> 00:03:02,007 Batman! I--but--don't-- 59 00:03:02,582 --> 00:03:04,019 ...Ow. 60 00:03:04,276 --> 00:03:05,306 ...Forgot. 61 00:03:06,023 --> 00:03:09,585 - "...Don't smile. Don't smile..." - By dose--You broke by dose... 62 00:03:10,003 --> 00:03:12,396 He said not to smile... 63 00:03:12,570 --> 00:03:13,967 Nuts. 64 00:03:14,069 --> 00:03:16,561 - C'mon, Mabuse. - By dose... 65 00:03:16,582 --> 00:03:18,665 They got most of the money back... 66 00:03:18,731 --> 00:03:23,456 He bought three snakeskin suits, a purple mink fur hat, and a new lexus. 67 00:03:23,614 --> 00:03:26,890 He ate and drank up about five hundred dollars' worth. 68 00:03:26,900 --> 00:03:29,810 The rest was back in the bank the next business day. 69 00:03:31,101 --> 00:03:32,110 Ow... 70 00:03:32,529 --> 00:03:35,482 A broken nose for a broken nose... 71 00:03:36,034 --> 00:03:40,586 I went home and took two more pain killers.