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<i>Previously on Masters of Sex...</i>

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AUSTIN: The study is back.

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Are you signing up?
Please say yes.

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JANE: Heck yes.

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WILLIAM: This is your partner
for the evening.

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AUSTIN: I-I've never not risen...
to the occasion ever.

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The reason
I couldn't fuck that woman

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is because I was expecting Jane.

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WILLIAM: Nonperformance is an
equally valuable part of the study.

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DALE:
You're gonna study actual sex?

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WILLIAM: Eventually.

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DALE: Queer sex, too?

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WILLIAM:
I met a young man at the brothel.

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Uh, a prostitute...
Uh, homosexual.

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The men who pay to see him,
they're salesmen or lawyers

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or a provost of a major university.

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BARTON:
What the hell is this, Bill?

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WILLIAM:
Virginia. Dr. DePaul.

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VIRGINIA: Doctor, if there's anything
I can ever do to help you...

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LILLIAN:
I could use a coffee.

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LIBBY:
Is that the heartbeat?

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[ Chuckles ]

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WILLIAM: Libby...

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LIBBY:
Just look at me and tell me.

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Is this baby gone?

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WILLIAM: I'm so sorry.

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VIRGINIA:
What happened was not your fault.

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WILLIAM: It wasn't?

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So whose fault was it?

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VIRGINIA:
You are a powerful man,

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but you are not that powerful.

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WILLIAM: [ Crying ]

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1.06 - Brave New World
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FREUD: A clitoral orgasm is
a purely adolescent phenomenon.

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The proper response of mature
women upon reaching puberty

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is a natural transfer
of pleasurable feelings

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from the clitoris to the vagina
during sexual intercourse.

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An inability to achieve orgasm
through intercourse

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is an indication
of an arrested development

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in a female,

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whose sexual frigidity
requires psychiatric treatment.

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ANNA: My father revolutionized
modern thinking

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with his views on female sexuality.

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But at the end of his life,
he admitted

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his understanding of
the female psyche was limited.

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If you want to know more
about the nature of femininity,

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he said, you will
have to consult the poets.

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Which I'm sure

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makes all you doctors
sitting here today very nervous.

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[ Laughter ]

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I will now take questions.

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LUCILLE: You're making some
of the girls here uncomfortable.

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It's okay, Kathleen.

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He's just waiting for Jane...
again.

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KATHLEEN:
I heard she's not coming in today.

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AUSTIN:
Did she call in sick or, uh...

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KATHLEEN: She did say something
about going to see a doctor.

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Virginia took her.

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Oh, what was the name...

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Dr. Lloyd...maybe or...Dr. Freed?

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VIRGINIA: Yes, Dr. Freud,
Virginia Johnson...

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Washington University.

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It's a great honor
to hear you speak in person.

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Doctor, your father's theory

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that the female orgasm
achieved by masturbation

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is "immature" compared
to one achieved

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through sexual intercourse...

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has that ever been
scientifically proven?

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ANNA: I'm not sure I understand
what you're asking.

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VIRGINIA: Has there ever been
any scientific evidence

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to substantiate this theory...
any physiological data

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t-that differentiates between
the two types of orgasms?

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ANNA: Well, I, for one,

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can't imagine how procuring
such data would be possible...

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let alone decent.

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[ Audience chuckles ]

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[ Laughter ]

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[ Doorbell rings ]

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- LIBBY: Hi.
- NANCY: Hey.

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LIBBY:
I hope I'm not barging in.

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NANCY: No.

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LIBBY: How... How are you?
How's... How's the baby?

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NANCY: Fine, we're all fine...
Busy bees.

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And look at you.

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You've done something new
with your hair.

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LIBBY: Yes, I had it cut
a few weeks ago.

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[ Baby cries ]

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Um, Bill and I are going out of town
for a few days to Miami.

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And I called Silver's
about the milk delivery,

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but I didn't want the mail
to pile up.

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NANCY:
Don't give the mail another thought.

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You just sit by the pool
and drink mai tais.

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I'm so jealous.

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LIBBY:
I'd better go. Thank you.

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NANCY:
What are neighbors for?

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And you must give me the name
of the girl who does your hair.

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You look darling.

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[ Baby cries ]

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WILLIAM: Did you get the minutes
from the Obstetrical Society dinner?

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VIRGINIA: Yes.

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WILLIAM: And the new issue
of Fertility and Sterility?

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VIRGINIA: Oh, and before I forget...
Your I.D.

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WILLIAM: [ Sighs ]
Now you're impersonating me.

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I hope you didn't tarnish
my good name with Anna Freud.

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VIRGINIA: Not at all.

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Although, I did leave a bit curious.

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So, according to Freud,

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there are two types of orgasms,
immature and mature?

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WILLIAM: Have janitorial
give the place the once over.

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There's dust in here
from the Truman administration.

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VIRGINIA: So he's saying that one
orgasm is better than the other?

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WILLIAM: [ Sighs ]

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As I understand it, he's saying
when a woman reaches puberty,

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there's a transfer of sexual response

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from the clitoris to the vagina.

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The external or clitoral orgasm

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is the province of adolescent girls.

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Mature women experience
sexual response

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intravaginally with their husbands.

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Otherwise they're frigid.

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VIRGINIA: But who would believe
something like that?

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WILLIAM: My patients.

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That's why we keep the
exam rooms stocked with Kleenex.

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A quarter of the women
who walk through my door

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tell me they're frigid.

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VIRGINIA: Well, maybe that's because
their husbands can't get the job done.

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Does he ever address
the man's role in any of this?

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WILLIAM:
Honestly, all of Freud's theories

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have their limits.

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I stopped reading him

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after my college paper
on the Oedipus complex.

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I nearly put my own eyes out.

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Oh...Dr. Hill wanted me

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to look at his paper
on colonic endometriosis.

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VIRGINIA:
It's not exactly beach reading.

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Bill, you're not taking
all that stuff to Florida.

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That's ridiculous.

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WILLIAM: [ Sighs ] I haven't been
on vacation since...1953.

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VIRGINIA: Well,
Libby needs some time away.

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And you do, too, Bill.

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[ Elevator bell dings ]

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[ Car door opens ]

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BARTON: Hey.

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DALE: Missed you, stranger.

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BARTON: No.

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DALE:
No? What's your pleasure, then?

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BARTON: I need to know

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if you've ever mentioned my name
to anyone...

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disclosed the... the nature of our...

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relationship.

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DALE:
Are you asking do I kiss and tell?

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'Cause if I did, I wouldn't have
any repeat business.

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BARTON: You... you never...
spoke to a sex researcher?

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DALE: A... A what?

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Sex researcher?

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Are there people who do that...
They research sex?

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I want that job.

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BARTON:
I want you to tell me the truth.

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DALE: Am I the only boy
who's ever shown you a good time?

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You didn't strike me as a first-timer
when we got together.

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So maybe one of them told somebody.

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Look, I wouldn't want to ruin
a good thing.

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And...I'm not just saying that
as a businessman.

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I like you.

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I'm glad to see you again.

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LIBBY: I bought you
some athletic socks.

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You can't wear argyles
on the beach...

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Unless you want to look
like the Duke of Windsor.

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WILLIAM: Hmm.

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LIBBY: [ Chuckles ]

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I still haven't dared
to try on my bathing suit.

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Of course there is a nude beach
near the hotel.

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We could leave our suits at home...

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Feel the sun glinting
off our naked bodies.

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WILLIAM: Hmm?

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LIBBY:
Oh, you're somewhere else.

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WILLIAM: In an Austrian prison
with Dr. Freud...

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"Illusions commend themselves to us
because they save us pain

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and allow us
to enjoy pleasure instead."

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Not the most rigorous science.

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LIBBY: I asked Nancy Lawson
to fetch the mail.

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You should have seen the way
that she stared at me...

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Like I'm a charity case.

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WILLIAM:
Nancy Lawson is a bore.

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LIBBY: They all pretend
like nothing's happened.

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But I was pregnant.
They all know it.

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WILLIAM:
No one knows it in Florida.

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Better to focus on the future.

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LIBBY: I keep thinking about
Christmases when I was a girl.

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Before my mother died, we...

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we always had a big Douglas fir
and stockings by the fire...

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[ Chuckles ]

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A plate of carrots for the reindeer.

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Do you still hang stockings
if you don't have a family?

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WILLIAM:
We'll hang mistletoe.

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Libby, we have a family.

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Just the two of us...

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That's enough for me.

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[ Crickets chirping ]

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MARGARET:
Barton? Is that you?

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BARTON:
Sorry I'm so late.

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I was coerced into having drinks
with the new dean of faculty.

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MARGARET: Oh.

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BARTON: Now I can tell the board
firsthand what a dullard he is.

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MARGARET: [ Chuckles ]

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BARTON: Mrs. Scully,
are you reading a dirty book?

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MARGARET:
A loan from Vivian.

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I wanted to read it before I saw it.

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Everyone's mad about it.

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"She rubbed her fingertips
over her breasts,

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"and this caused

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"an odd tightening
somewhere between her legs

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that puzzled her but was,
somehow, very pleasant."

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I'm not sure I want
our daughter reading this.

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BARTON:
She's young and curious.

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Don't worry.
This phase will pass.

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I'm gonna turn in.

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Good night, dear.

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MARGARET: Night.

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BARTON: Sleep tight.

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[ Door opens and closes ]

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[ Elevator bell dings ]

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JANE:
It's okay. I'll get the next.

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AUSTIN: Wait, hold on.
I was hoping to run into you.

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JANE:
I've been taking the stairs.

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- AUSTIN: Why?
- JANE: [ Sighs ]

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Because you were hoping
to run into me.

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AUSTIN: Wait.
What's wrong with that?

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JANE: I can't...
fix your problem, Austin.

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AUSTIN:
I... I don't need it fixed.

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It's not bro...

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[ Sighs ]

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Look, that's not why
I was looking for you.

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I was concerned.

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Kathleen said you went
to see a doctor, which...

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JANE:
A different kind of doctor.

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The kind you might benefit from.

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AUSTIN: Uh, a urologist?

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JANE: A psychoanalyst.

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[ Sighs ] Have you ever read

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"On the Universal Tendency towards
Debasement in the Sphere of Love"?

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AUSTIN: Is that like
"Ode to a Grecian Urn"?

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JANE: It's not a poem.
It's an essay by Sigmund Freud.

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I think you'd find it very illuminating.

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00:13:20,986 --> 00:13:23,788
AUSTIN: Can't you...
give me the headlines?

246
00:13:23,822 --> 00:13:28,091
JANE: The problem's not in your pants,
Austin, it's in your head.

247
00:13:29,694 --> 00:13:31,395
MAN: Going up?

248
00:13:44,009 --> 00:13:45,342
LILLIAN: Is he in?

249
00:13:45,377 --> 00:13:48,546
VIRGINIA: Oh, he's in Florida,
attempting to vacation.

250
00:13:48,580 --> 00:13:51,315
Is there anything
that I could help you with?

251
00:13:51,349 --> 00:13:53,017
LILLIAN:
Tell him I had Dr. Papanikolaou

252
00:13:53,051 --> 00:13:55,486
coming in today
to discuss cervical testing.

253
00:13:55,520 --> 00:13:57,388
I thought he might like
to join us for lunch.

254
00:13:57,422 --> 00:13:58,456
VIRGINIA: Dr. Papanikolas...

255
00:13:58,490 --> 00:13:59,490
LILLIAN: Papanikolaou.

256
00:13:59,524 --> 00:14:03,260
VIRGINIA:
To discuss pap smear.

257
00:14:05,797 --> 00:14:07,998
LILLIAN:
You're familiar with the pap smear?

258
00:14:08,033 --> 00:14:10,901
VIRGINIA: I try to keep abreast
of what's happening in the field.

259
00:14:13,772 --> 00:14:16,407
Your proposal
for mandatory smear testing

260
00:14:16,441 --> 00:14:18,508
was on Dr. Masters' desk.

261
00:14:21,213 --> 00:14:22,780
LILLIAN:
If the test detected male cancers,

262
00:14:22,814 --> 00:14:24,515
you'd be reading about it on a billboard.

263
00:14:24,549 --> 00:14:27,184
The test is standard
at New York Hospital...

264
00:14:27,219 --> 00:14:28,352
even on the negro ward.

265
00:14:28,386 --> 00:14:30,020
VIRGINIA: But not here.

266
00:14:30,055 --> 00:14:32,022
LILLIAN: It will if I have
anything to say about it.

267
00:14:32,057 --> 00:14:33,824
I'm going to start
a clinical outreach program.

268
00:14:33,859 --> 00:14:35,426
Any country doctor can perform the test.

269
00:14:35,460 --> 00:14:37,228
They just need to be taught.

270
00:14:37,262 --> 00:14:39,330
That alone could save
millions of women's lives.

271
00:14:39,364 --> 00:14:43,133
VIRGINIA:
I actually may be able to help.

272
00:14:43,168 --> 00:14:44,535
I know I don't have an MD,

273
00:14:44,569 --> 00:14:47,037
but I do know which strings
to pull around here

274
00:14:47,072 --> 00:14:48,105
to get things done.

275
00:14:50,475 --> 00:14:52,042
LILLIAN: All right.

276
00:14:52,077 --> 00:14:55,746
I need Dr. Frank and Dr. Canin
to sponsor my proposal.

277
00:14:55,780 --> 00:14:57,381
I need the official sanction

278
00:14:57,415 --> 00:15:00,684
of the American College of
Obstetricians and Gynecologists.

279
00:15:00,719 --> 00:15:02,419
And I need seed money...

280
00:15:02,454 --> 00:15:04,955
$12,000 for the first 6 months.

281
00:15:04,990 --> 00:15:08,626
Can you pull those strings?

282
00:15:15,733 --> 00:15:18,302
LIBBY: I've never seen
so many palm trees.

283
00:15:18,336 --> 00:15:19,570
It's like the Congo.

284
00:15:19,604 --> 00:15:22,306
WILLIAM: Except hotter.

285
00:15:22,340 --> 00:15:26,977
The name is Masters.
Six nights.

286
00:15:27,011 --> 00:15:29,146
RECEPTIONIST:
Welcome to the Tropicale.

287
00:15:29,180 --> 00:15:32,216
What, um, special occasion
are we celebrating?

288
00:15:32,250 --> 00:15:35,252
LIBBY: It's our anniversary...
10 years.

289
00:15:35,286 --> 00:15:36,553
RECEPTIONIST:
Well, in that case,

290
00:15:36,588 --> 00:15:39,089
I... I think we can do better
than a junior suite.

291
00:15:43,261 --> 00:15:45,629
JEAN: He just transferred here
from Northwestern,

292
00:15:45,663 --> 00:15:47,397
a professor of entomology... bugs,

293
00:15:47,432 --> 00:15:49,399
early 60s,
a little on the bald side,

294
00:15:49,434 --> 00:15:51,301
but he's never been married before.

295
00:15:51,336 --> 00:15:54,571
HARRIET: A bald bug doctor.
I can't imagine he has.

296
00:15:54,606 --> 00:15:56,206
MARGARET: Oh, Harriet.

297
00:15:56,241 --> 00:15:57,574
LEONA:
Don't waste your time.

298
00:15:57,609 --> 00:16:02,379
Harriet's evenings are a little
busy lately, aren't they?

299
00:16:02,413 --> 00:16:04,381
HARRIET: Okay.

300
00:16:04,415 --> 00:16:07,251
What Leona is dying
for me to tell you

301
00:16:07,285 --> 00:16:09,286
is that I, um...

302
00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:13,991
I volunteered for a study
at the university...

303
00:16:14,025 --> 00:16:15,726
on human sexuality.

304
00:16:18,196 --> 00:16:19,997
It's for science.

305
00:16:20,031 --> 00:16:21,398
And, um, uh,

306
00:16:21,432 --> 00:16:24,167
the research is being supervised
by Bill Masters.

307
00:16:24,202 --> 00:16:26,503
And he's delivered half of our children.

308
00:16:26,537 --> 00:16:29,339
And there's nothing I've got
that he hasn't seen.

309
00:16:29,374 --> 00:16:31,475
JEAN: So when you say research,
you mean...

310
00:16:31,509 --> 00:16:33,477
LEONA: She means sex.

311
00:16:36,881 --> 00:16:38,315
MARGARET: With Robert?

312
00:16:38,349 --> 00:16:40,550
After all the ugliness
you two went through?

313
00:16:40,585 --> 00:16:47,557
HARRIET: Not Robert...
Um...Number M-51-147.

314
00:16:47,592 --> 00:16:49,159
It's completely anonymous.

315
00:16:49,193 --> 00:16:50,327
JEAN:
You don't even know his name?

316
00:16:50,361 --> 00:16:52,829
HARRIET:
I know that he's tall,

317
00:16:52,864 --> 00:16:55,132
I know that he has all his hair,

318
00:16:55,166 --> 00:16:58,835
and I know he's taught me more
about how my body works

319
00:16:58,870 --> 00:17:03,307
than Robert did in 23 years.

320
00:17:03,341 --> 00:17:05,509
MARGARET: Oh, God.
Is it that different?

321
00:17:08,513 --> 00:17:10,180
HARRIET:
You know what it's like?

322
00:17:12,684 --> 00:17:15,319
My shoes.

323
00:17:15,353 --> 00:17:17,187
Growing up, my mother believed

324
00:17:17,221 --> 00:17:19,890
that ladies were meant
to have small feet.

325
00:17:19,924 --> 00:17:24,361
So she would tell me
"You're a 6 1/2. You're a 6 1/2."

326
00:17:24,395 --> 00:17:28,298
You know, up until my 20's,
I bought shoes that were 6 1/2.

327
00:17:28,333 --> 00:17:31,868
One day, a clerk at
Vandervoort's looked at me

328
00:17:31,903 --> 00:17:34,304
and he said,
"Excuse me, Miss, um,

329
00:17:34,339 --> 00:17:37,741
"I look at feet all day,
and you are not a 6 1/2."

330
00:17:37,775 --> 00:17:42,479
I walked out of there
in a size-8 loafer,

331
00:17:42,513 --> 00:17:49,619
and it felt like I was
walking on...whipped cream.

332
00:17:51,956 --> 00:17:55,125
JEAN: I can see why the bug doctor
holds little appeal.

333
00:17:55,159 --> 00:17:57,361
[ Chuckles ]

334
00:18:03,634 --> 00:18:05,469
WILLIAM: As soon as you can.

335
00:18:05,503 --> 00:18:07,270
BELLHOP: Of course, sir.

336
00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:11,875
WILLIAM: [ Sighs ]

337
00:18:11,909 --> 00:18:18,215
I asked him to have room service
send up some champagne.

338
00:18:18,249 --> 00:18:21,418
LIBBY: It's a king-size.
Could sleep a whole family.

339
00:18:21,452 --> 00:18:23,120
WILLIAM: [ Sighs deeply ]

340
00:18:26,924 --> 00:18:28,091
Is that singing?

341
00:18:28,126 --> 00:18:31,194
LIBBY: I think
it's Pop Goes the Weasel.

342
00:18:31,229 --> 00:18:34,264
WILLIAM: [ Sighs ]
Now they're jumping on the bed.

343
00:18:42,673 --> 00:18:44,141
Could you put me through
to the front desk?

344
00:18:44,175 --> 00:18:45,675
LIBBY:
Bill, you don't have to complain.

345
00:18:45,710 --> 00:18:47,144
WILLIAM: It seems there's a
jungle gym in the room next door.

346
00:18:47,178 --> 00:18:48,412
My wife would be...

347
00:18:48,446 --> 00:18:51,982
LIBBY: Never mind.
The room is lovely. Thank you.

348
00:18:56,287 --> 00:18:58,121
I know you want to protect me.

349
00:18:58,156 --> 00:19:03,226
We can't spend the rest of our lives
hiding from other people's children.

350
00:19:03,261 --> 00:19:07,164
[ Moaning and groaning ]

351
00:19:07,198 --> 00:19:09,499
WILLIAM:
I don't think those are children.

352
00:19:09,534 --> 00:19:11,768
LIBBY: [ Chuckles ]
Ladies' Home Journal

353
00:19:11,803 --> 00:19:14,204
did name this
the number-one honeymoon spot.

354
00:19:14,238 --> 00:19:17,374
WILLIAM:
Well, did they specify room 404?

355
00:19:17,408 --> 00:19:18,408
[ Slamming and moaning ]

356
00:19:18,443 --> 00:19:19,543
[ Chuckling ] Oh.

357
00:19:19,577 --> 00:19:20,777
LIBBY: [ Chuckles ]

358
00:19:20,812 --> 00:19:22,979
WILLIAM: [ Chuckles ]
Happy anniversary.

359
00:19:23,014 --> 00:19:25,182
LIBBY: [ Chuckles ]

360
00:19:27,151 --> 00:19:30,253
[ Moaning continues ]

361
00:19:30,288 --> 00:19:33,256
[ Both chuckle ]

362
00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:38,161
JANE: "Where they love,
they have no desire.

363
00:19:38,196 --> 00:19:40,464
Where they desire,
they cannot love."

364
00:19:40,498 --> 00:19:41,631
VIRGINIA: What's that?

365
00:19:41,666 --> 00:19:43,567
JANE: Freud on marriage...
I think.

366
00:19:43,601 --> 00:19:44,935
VIRGINIA:
I'm not so sure I care

367
00:19:44,969 --> 00:19:48,438
what a male psychologist has to say
about female sexuality.

368
00:19:48,473 --> 00:19:50,040
JANE: He has a cigar.

369
00:19:50,074 --> 00:19:51,842
He obviously knew
what he was talking about.

370
00:19:51,876 --> 00:19:53,877
VIRGINIA: Really?

371
00:19:53,911 --> 00:19:55,512
Do you want to sleep
with your father?

372
00:19:55,546 --> 00:19:56,680
Do you wish you had a penis?

373
00:19:56,714 --> 00:19:58,348
JANE: I wish
a few men around here didn't.

374
00:19:58,382 --> 00:20:00,650
VIRGINIA:
I'll tell you my theory.

375
00:20:00,685 --> 00:20:02,119
Freud was a bad lover.

376
00:20:02,153 --> 00:20:05,822
One night he caught his hausfrau
with her hand in her drawers.

377
00:20:05,857 --> 00:20:08,492
And he's been punishing women
ever since.

378
00:20:08,526 --> 00:20:10,927
JANE: I can climax when
someone is touching my breast.

379
00:20:13,397 --> 00:20:15,132
VIRGINIA:
You can? Is that true?

380
00:20:15,166 --> 00:20:17,100
JANE: Well, not all the time,
but it has happened.

381
00:20:17,135 --> 00:20:19,002
VIRGINIA: Wow.

382
00:20:19,036 --> 00:20:22,906
JANE: He would call that
an immature orgasm, right?

383
00:20:22,940 --> 00:20:24,207
VIRGINIA:
Do you really believe

384
00:20:24,242 --> 00:20:25,842
that there's a difference
between orgasms?

385
00:20:25,877 --> 00:20:27,644
JANE: Well, they wouldn't say it
if it wasn't true.

386
00:20:27,678 --> 00:20:30,480
VIRGINIA: They said the world
was flat until somebody asked.

387
00:20:30,515 --> 00:20:32,048
Well, then, where does it end?

388
00:20:32,083 --> 00:20:35,752
I think that Freud's theories
have their limits.

389
00:20:35,786 --> 00:20:37,454
I mean, he was a psychologist.

390
00:20:37,488 --> 00:20:41,725
We, on the other hand...
We have science on our side.

391
00:20:41,759 --> 00:20:42,726
JANE: We?

392
00:20:46,731 --> 00:20:50,667
[ Indistinct conversation ]

393
00:20:50,701 --> 00:20:51,801
LIBBY: Bill.

394
00:20:51,836 --> 00:20:53,904
Bill, Bill.

395
00:20:53,938 --> 00:20:55,138
BARB:
Shut the door. Shut the door.

396
00:20:55,173 --> 00:20:58,208
MORRIS: [ Groans ]

397
00:20:58,242 --> 00:20:59,809
LIBBY: That's them.
It's the honeymooners.

398
00:20:59,844 --> 00:21:01,378
[ Indistinct conversation ]

399
00:21:05,316 --> 00:21:08,018
WILLIAM:
That's "Pop Goes the Weasel."

400
00:21:08,052 --> 00:21:11,021
VIRGINIA: So we will leave your
breasts out of this entirely.

401
00:21:11,055 --> 00:21:12,022
JANE: Understood.

402
00:21:12,056 --> 00:21:13,256
VIRGINIA:
And while you use Ulysses,

403
00:21:13,291 --> 00:21:16,026
I'll be monitoring your vital signs
and notating visual changes...

404
00:21:16,060 --> 00:21:17,694
Blood pressure, respiration,
rate of contractions.

405
00:21:17,728 --> 00:21:18,795
You've done this before.

406
00:21:18,829 --> 00:21:22,499
JANE: But always
while Dr. Masters is here.

407
00:21:22,533 --> 00:21:24,100
Do you think he'll be
okay with us doing this

408
00:21:24,135 --> 00:21:25,802
while he's out of town?

409
00:21:25,836 --> 00:21:28,305
VIRGINIA: If the data's compelling,
he won't give it a second thought.

410
00:21:28,339 --> 00:21:29,472
JANE: Okay, stud.

411
00:21:29,507 --> 00:21:32,008
Dr. Freud's reputation
is depending on you.

412
00:21:32,043 --> 00:21:34,044
VIRGINIA: Don't put
too much pressure on him.

413
00:21:34,078 --> 00:21:35,412
We all know how that turns out.

414
00:21:35,446 --> 00:21:39,216
And remember,
no clitoral stimulation.

415
00:21:39,250 --> 00:21:40,951
JANE:
What if I accidentally touch it?

416
00:21:40,985 --> 00:21:42,686
It's not like
I've got eyes down there.

417
00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:43,920
VIRGINIA:
Well, do your best, Jane.

418
00:21:43,955 --> 00:21:45,155
And when you're done with Ulysses,

419
00:21:45,189 --> 00:21:47,757
then we will take
as long of a break as you need

420
00:21:47,792 --> 00:21:50,560
and we'll start in again
using manual stimulation.

421
00:21:50,595 --> 00:21:55,198
Then...we will let the facts
speak for themselves.

422
00:21:55,233 --> 00:21:56,933
JANE: [ Chuckles ]

423
00:21:56,968 --> 00:21:59,703
VIRGINIA:
EEG readouts match to a "T."

424
00:21:59,737 --> 00:22:01,905
Cardiac response is identical...

425
00:22:01,939 --> 00:22:04,874
as are all other
physiological responses.

426
00:22:04,909 --> 00:22:08,812
Actually, there's
a slight uptick in this one...

427
00:22:08,846 --> 00:22:10,680
in terms of intensity.

428
00:22:10,715 --> 00:22:12,148
JANE:
Was that the Ulysses or...

429
00:22:12,183 --> 00:22:14,417
VIRGINIA: You. Solo.

430
00:22:16,654 --> 00:22:20,824
JANE:
My clitoris beat my vagina?

431
00:22:20,858 --> 00:22:22,892
That's crazy.

432
00:22:22,927 --> 00:22:24,761
[ Mouthwash swishing ]

433
00:22:24,795 --> 00:22:27,297
[ Slamming and moaning ]

434
00:22:34,605 --> 00:22:36,539
LIBBY: I believe
the weasel is popping again.

435
00:22:36,574 --> 00:22:37,874
WILLIAM: That makes three times
in one day.

436
00:22:37,908 --> 00:22:40,577
LIBBY: [ Chuckles ]
But who's counting?

437
00:22:40,611 --> 00:22:42,679
WILLIAM: You'd think
they'd die of exhaustion.

438
00:22:42,713 --> 00:22:43,847
They must be 70 years old.

439
00:22:43,881 --> 00:22:46,049
LIBBY:
Well, Mr. Dooley from church

440
00:22:46,083 --> 00:22:49,319
plays a round of golf every morning,
and he's almost 80.

441
00:22:49,353 --> 00:22:51,988
WILLIAM: It's uncanny.
They're like lions.

442
00:22:52,023 --> 00:22:54,357
Uh, when an African lioness
is in estrus,

443
00:22:54,392 --> 00:22:57,093
she copulates every
15 minutes for a week.

444
00:22:57,128 --> 00:23:01,631
LIBBY: [ Chuckles ] There were girls
like that in my sorority.

445
00:23:01,666 --> 00:23:02,699
Come to bed.

446
00:23:02,733 --> 00:23:05,368
WILLIAM:
She's in the plateau state.

447
00:23:05,403 --> 00:23:11,775
LIBBY: And we are in
the sunshine state...to relax.

448
00:23:18,916 --> 00:23:21,851
WILLIAM: [ Sighs ]

449
00:23:21,886 --> 00:23:25,588
LIBBY: We could, um, give them
a run for their money...

450
00:23:25,623 --> 00:23:28,325
Try to drown them out.

451
00:23:38,336 --> 00:23:39,469
What are you doing?

452
00:23:39,503 --> 00:23:40,537
WILLIAM: Nothing.

453
00:23:40,571 --> 00:23:43,473
[ Moaning continues ]

454
00:23:43,507 --> 00:23:44,641
LIBBY:
Are you timing them?

455
00:23:44,675 --> 00:23:46,109
WILLIAM:
They're senior citizens.

456
00:23:46,143 --> 00:23:49,713
Their endocrine systems don't
produce sex hormones anymore.

457
00:23:49,747 --> 00:23:52,248
It's like from
a medical standpoint, it's...

458
00:23:52,283 --> 00:23:53,650
LIBBY: Peculiar.

459
00:23:53,684 --> 00:23:57,220
And not very flattering
to the woman who is in this bed

460
00:23:57,254 --> 00:23:59,322
who happens to be your wife.

461
00:24:02,693 --> 00:24:04,661
[ Moaning continues ]

462
00:24:04,695 --> 00:24:07,964
WILLIAM:
It's like something out of Ripley's.

463
00:24:10,935 --> 00:24:12,335
LOUISE: Excuse me?

464
00:24:12,370 --> 00:24:14,738
Um, my friend told me
about this study.

465
00:24:14,772 --> 00:24:18,241
You're looking for participants?
I was hoping to apply.

466
00:24:18,275 --> 00:24:20,110
LILLIAN: You're looking
for Dr. William Masters.

467
00:24:20,144 --> 00:24:21,511
He's out until Monday.

468
00:24:21,545 --> 00:24:24,948
LOUISE: I'm sorry. My friend
said she met with a woman...

469
00:24:24,982 --> 00:24:26,549
A Dr. Johnson I assumed...

470
00:24:26,584 --> 00:24:29,352
LILLIAN: Mrs. Johnson
is Dr. Masters' secretary.

471
00:24:29,387 --> 00:24:32,122
You'll find her
down the corridor to the left...

472
00:24:32,156 --> 00:24:34,758
Small, brunette, ambitious.

473
00:24:34,792 --> 00:24:38,128
LOUISE: Thank you.

474
00:24:38,162 --> 00:24:40,163
LILLIAN:
She's not a doctor.

475
00:24:40,197 --> 00:24:42,165
VIRGINIA:
Bill, I know how to read an EKG.

476
00:24:42,199 --> 00:24:44,367
And I'm telling you,
they're indistinguishable.

477
00:24:44,402 --> 00:24:46,603
Except one was a little longer
and a little stronger.

478
00:24:46,637 --> 00:24:47,637
Care to guess which?

479
00:24:47,671 --> 00:24:48,838
WILLIAM: I would not.

480
00:24:48,873 --> 00:24:50,807
VIRGINIA:
A clitoral orgasm is just as good

481
00:24:50,841 --> 00:24:52,842
as a vaginal orgasm...
maybe even better.

482
00:24:52,877 --> 00:24:54,811
WILLIAM:
Based on your extensive study.

483
00:24:54,845 --> 00:24:55,945
VIRGINIA:
Well, it's a start.

484
00:24:55,980 --> 00:24:57,647
This is something, Bill.
I know it.

485
00:24:57,681 --> 00:24:59,616
VIRGINIA:
The only thing I don't know

486
00:24:59,650 --> 00:25:01,618
is how two orgasms
can be the same

487
00:25:01,652 --> 00:25:04,354
since they involve two
completely different body parts.

488
00:25:04,388 --> 00:25:06,723
WILLIAM: Put down the phone
and pick up in my office.

489
00:25:06,757 --> 00:25:08,158
VIRGINIA:
I'm in your office.

490
00:25:08,192 --> 00:25:11,294
WILLIAM:
Really? In my chair?

491
00:25:11,328 --> 00:25:12,495
VIRGINIA:
Standing. Actually.

492
00:25:12,530 --> 00:25:15,365
WILLIAM:
Well, face the door... 10:00.

493
00:25:15,399 --> 00:25:18,601
Third or fourth from the right,
there's an anatomy textbook.

494
00:25:24,842 --> 00:25:28,711
VIRGINIA: This is from...
the University of Rochester?

495
00:25:31,382 --> 00:25:33,550
Bill, it's 12 years overdue.

496
00:25:33,584 --> 00:25:35,151
WILLIAM: Refer me
to the ethics committee.

497
00:25:35,186 --> 00:25:36,519
Now, there's a plate in the back...

498
00:25:36,554 --> 00:25:40,223
Uh, a cross section
of the female's sex organs.

499
00:25:40,257 --> 00:25:42,692
See how the clitoral crura extend

500
00:25:42,726 --> 00:25:45,562
along the pubic arch
almost to the bone?

501
00:25:45,596 --> 00:25:49,966
It's at least conceivable
that Freud's mature orgasm...

502
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,701
VIRGINIA:
Is just another clitoral orgasm.

503
00:25:51,735 --> 00:25:54,070
WILLIAM: Because the clitoris
is stimulated in both cases.

504
00:25:54,104 --> 00:25:55,638
VIRGINIA:
So, uh, does this mean that...

505
00:25:55,673 --> 00:25:56,973
WILLIAM: Keep going.

506
00:25:57,007 --> 00:26:00,376
VIRGINIA: Well, it means
that a woman doesn't need a man

507
00:26:00,411 --> 00:26:02,078
to provide pleasure at all.

508
00:26:02,112 --> 00:26:04,180
In fact, we may be better off
without you.

509
00:26:04,215 --> 00:26:06,416
WILLIAM:
That was not exactly my point.

510
00:26:06,450 --> 00:26:09,152
And let's not burn Freud
in effigy just yet, either.

511
00:26:09,186 --> 00:26:11,354
We're talking about
a single data point.

512
00:26:11,388 --> 00:26:13,022
One woman does not a study make.

513
00:26:13,057 --> 00:26:14,524
VIRGINIA: But why couldn't it
be an entire study?

514
00:26:14,558 --> 00:26:16,860
WILLIAM:
We'll start when I get back.

515
00:26:16,894 --> 00:26:18,895
[ Sighs ]

516
00:26:26,971 --> 00:26:31,875
Uh, the guide book is useless...
Unless you want to see

517
00:26:31,909 --> 00:26:35,378
a seminole Indian
wrestle an alligator.

518
00:26:37,915 --> 00:26:40,517
[ Seagulls cry ]

519
00:26:40,551 --> 00:26:42,418
LIBBY: [ Inhales deeply ]

520
00:26:42,453 --> 00:26:44,187
This isn't working.

521
00:26:44,221 --> 00:26:47,690
WILLIAM:
I think you look nice.

522
00:26:47,725 --> 00:26:49,192
LIBBY: No, Bill...

523
00:26:51,161 --> 00:26:54,430
I... I thought that getting away
would make things better.

524
00:26:54,465 --> 00:26:55,465
[ Chuckles ]

525
00:26:55,499 --> 00:26:58,201
WILLIAM: Libby...

526
00:26:58,235 --> 00:27:01,704
LIBBY: We obviously have
different ways of grieving.

527
00:27:01,739 --> 00:27:04,908
And you... You need your work.

528
00:27:04,942 --> 00:27:07,844
And I need...

529
00:27:14,018 --> 00:27:16,286
There must be
a flight out tonight.

530
00:27:26,430 --> 00:27:29,732
WILLIAM: [ Sighs ]

531
00:27:29,767 --> 00:27:32,135
We can come back...
in the fall.

532
00:27:32,169 --> 00:27:34,203
We'll make a week of it.

533
00:27:37,174 --> 00:27:38,942
LIBBY: I'm staying.

534
00:27:42,146 --> 00:27:43,546
WILLIAM: I don't understand.

535
00:27:43,581 --> 00:27:46,549
LIBBY: I want to be here.

536
00:27:46,584 --> 00:27:48,151
And I don't need you here

537
00:27:48,185 --> 00:27:50,119
if you are more interested
in what is happening

538
00:27:50,154 --> 00:27:53,957
next door or back at the office.

539
00:27:53,991 --> 00:27:56,960
WILLIAM:
Well, I can't leave you...

540
00:27:56,994 --> 00:27:59,596
[ chuckling ] alone.

541
00:28:03,233 --> 00:28:06,269
LIBBY: If that is
the reason that you'd stay,

542
00:28:06,303 --> 00:28:08,438
then I would rather
that you didn't.

543
00:28:08,472 --> 00:28:10,506
WILLIAM: No, I...

544
00:28:13,410 --> 00:28:19,983
LIBBY: Bill, I'm not...
I'm not gonna argue with you.

545
00:28:20,017 --> 00:28:23,786
But I'm not asking either.

546
00:28:26,957 --> 00:28:27,924
Go.

547
00:28:35,032 --> 00:28:36,265
AUSTIN: [ Sighs ]

548
00:28:36,300 --> 00:28:38,267
Look, I skimmed
that Freud article and frankly,

549
00:28:38,302 --> 00:28:40,370
a lot of it
seemed like bullshit to me...

550
00:28:40,404 --> 00:28:43,106
All the stuff about mothers.

551
00:28:43,140 --> 00:28:45,408
I'm not in love
with my mother, okay?

552
00:28:45,442 --> 00:28:46,609
ZUSMAN: It's interesting

553
00:28:46,644 --> 00:28:48,177
that that's what you took away
from the article.

554
00:28:48,212 --> 00:28:50,546
Let's explore that for a moment then.

555
00:28:53,651 --> 00:28:55,551
Would you say
you love your mother?

556
00:28:57,588 --> 00:29:00,156
AUSTIN: My mom has nothing to do
with my penis.

557
00:29:00,190 --> 00:29:04,360
ZUSMAN: What if we were
to posit... just posit...

558
00:29:04,395 --> 00:29:07,563
that this sex study
caused you to feel judged.

559
00:29:09,500 --> 00:29:11,868
Well, you'd want to return
to a place free of judgment,

560
00:29:11,902 --> 00:29:13,603
wouldn't you?

561
00:29:13,637 --> 00:29:14,904
But this is a place

562
00:29:14,938 --> 00:29:17,907
that you associate with
a kind of maternal love

563
00:29:17,941 --> 00:29:21,110
which, when sexualized,
feels wrong... illicit.

564
00:29:21,145 --> 00:29:23,246
So your body has short-circuited

565
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:26,182
as a means
of solving the problem for you.

566
00:29:28,719 --> 00:29:31,120
AUSTIN: I have no idea
what you're talking about.

567
00:29:31,155 --> 00:29:32,422
ZUSMAN: I think you do.

568
00:29:32,456 --> 00:29:36,492
AUSTIN: No. No, I... I don't.
I... I really don't.

569
00:29:36,527 --> 00:29:38,027
ZUSMAN: I think you do.

570
00:29:41,031 --> 00:29:45,401
WOMAN: Nurse Howell,
please report to neonatal.

571
00:29:45,436 --> 00:29:46,703
[ Typewriter clacking ]

572
00:29:46,737 --> 00:29:48,738
[ Indistinct conversations ]

573
00:30:02,820 --> 00:30:04,020
MARGARET: Virginia?

574
00:30:04,054 --> 00:30:06,355
VIRGINIA: Oh, Mrs. Scully,
how nice to see you.

575
00:30:06,390 --> 00:30:09,525
MARGARET: I, uh...was just
meeting my daughter for lunch

576
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:13,129
and thought I might pop in
and say hello.

577
00:30:13,163 --> 00:30:15,398
VIRGINIA:
Vivian is doing a wonderful job.

578
00:30:15,432 --> 00:30:17,166
Everyone here just loves her.

579
00:30:17,201 --> 00:30:19,435
MARGARET: Well, she says you've
been especially kind to her.

580
00:30:19,470 --> 00:30:23,806
You wouldn't think a girl that pretty
would have confidence problems, but...

581
00:30:23,841 --> 00:30:26,242
maybe that's the one thing
she got from me.

582
00:30:26,276 --> 00:30:27,877
[ Chuckles ]

583
00:30:27,911 --> 00:30:31,047
VIRGINIA: Well, I'm sorry to tell you
Dr. Masters is out of town.

584
00:30:31,081 --> 00:30:32,115
MARGARET: What? Hmm?

585
00:30:32,149 --> 00:30:34,016
VIRGINIA:
Oh, you wanted to say hello?

586
00:30:36,153 --> 00:30:38,621
MARGARET: T-to you.

587
00:30:38,655 --> 00:30:40,690
VIRGINIA: Oh.

588
00:30:42,860 --> 00:30:46,028
MARGARET:
Would you mind if I...

589
00:30:46,063 --> 00:30:48,664
VIRGINIA: No.

590
00:30:53,771 --> 00:30:55,772
[ Crickets chirping ]

591
00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:11,620
WILLIAM: [ Sighs ]

592
00:31:20,798 --> 00:31:22,932
[ Sighs ]

593
00:31:28,972 --> 00:31:31,240
[ Telephone rings ]

594
00:31:31,275 --> 00:31:34,343
VIRGINIA: By the time I count to 10,
your hands better be washed.

595
00:31:34,378 --> 00:31:36,112
- Henry, I mean it.
- Hello?

596
00:31:36,146 --> 00:31:37,180
WILLIAM:
Virginia, it's Bill.

597
00:31:37,214 --> 00:31:38,581
VIRGINIA: Oh, Bill, good...

598
00:31:38,615 --> 00:31:41,083
You will never guess
who came to see me today...

599
00:31:41,118 --> 00:31:42,785
TESSA: Mama, Henry's making me
do all of it...

600
00:31:42,820 --> 00:31:44,487
VIRGINIA: Bill, you know,
I'm actually just...

601
00:31:44,521 --> 00:31:46,722
I'm getting dinner on the table
for the kids.

602
00:31:46,757 --> 00:31:48,958
Do you mind if I...
if I call you right back?

603
00:31:48,992 --> 00:31:52,161
WILLIAM: I'm at home.

604
00:31:52,196 --> 00:31:53,696
VIRGINIA: What's that?

605
00:31:53,730 --> 00:31:55,932
WILLIAM:
I'm back. I came back.

606
00:31:55,966 --> 00:31:57,600
VIRGINIA:
Oh, is everything all right?

607
00:31:57,634 --> 00:31:58,868
Did the... Did the weather turn?

608
00:31:58,902 --> 00:32:00,570
WILLIAM: Uh, Libby stayed.

609
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:04,941
VIRGINIA: Oh.

610
00:32:04,975 --> 00:32:08,978
WILLIAM:
I think we should plan a session

611
00:32:09,012 --> 00:32:10,713
for tomorrow night.

612
00:32:10,747 --> 00:32:14,550
Get some data on your hypothesis.

613
00:32:14,585 --> 00:32:17,186
That men are completely unnecessary.

614
00:32:19,523 --> 00:32:21,490
[ Festive music plays ]

615
00:32:21,525 --> 00:32:23,526
[ Indistinct conversations ]

616
00:32:44,248 --> 00:32:47,183
MORRIS:
Uh, excuse me, Miss,

617
00:32:47,217 --> 00:32:48,918
would you care to join us?

618
00:32:48,952 --> 00:32:51,687
BARB:
It took us forever to get a table.

619
00:32:51,722 --> 00:32:53,689
LIBBY:
That would be lovely.

620
00:32:53,724 --> 00:32:56,859
Thank you.

621
00:32:56,894 --> 00:32:59,095
BARB: They sat us over there
first under an air vent.

622
00:32:59,129 --> 00:33:00,830
I didn't know
you could freeze in Miami.

623
00:33:00,864 --> 00:33:01,931
LIBBY: [ Chuckles ]

624
00:33:01,965 --> 00:33:03,466
MORRIS: My wife detests
air-conditioning.

625
00:33:03,500 --> 00:33:05,568
BARB: And he'd like
to sleep in an ice box.

626
00:33:08,138 --> 00:33:10,539
LIBBY: May I ask you two, um, how...
How long you've been married?

627
00:33:10,574 --> 00:33:14,210
MORRIS: 180 years.
With time off for good behavior.

628
00:33:14,244 --> 00:33:15,578
BARB:
We met in high school.

629
00:33:15,612 --> 00:33:17,246
He was captain
of the wrestling team,

630
00:33:17,281 --> 00:33:18,681
and I was a pom-pom girl.

631
00:33:18,715 --> 00:33:20,483
MORRIS:
I pinned her in the first round.

632
00:33:20,517 --> 00:33:21,617
BARB: [ Chuckles ]

633
00:33:21,652 --> 00:33:23,052
LIBBY:
Well, I think it's very romantic.

634
00:33:23,086 --> 00:33:26,055
All those years and you could
still be mistaken for newlyweds.

635
00:33:26,089 --> 00:33:27,890
MORRIS:
I'll tell you the trick.

636
00:33:27,925 --> 00:33:29,825
You shower your children
with love

637
00:33:29,860 --> 00:33:33,062
until they're 18 years of age,
then you kick them the hell out.

638
00:33:33,096 --> 00:33:35,331
Gives your marriage
a fresh coat of paint.

639
00:33:35,365 --> 00:33:37,166
BARB:
We have three boys. And you?

640
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:41,237
LIBBY: Um...I have a...
I have a boy and a girl.

641
00:33:41,271 --> 00:33:45,474
BARB: Oh, well, I bet they're
both as gorgeous as their mother.

642
00:33:45,509 --> 00:33:53,249
LIBBY: Um, well, Timmy...
Timmy is my rock and he's 12,

643
00:33:53,283 --> 00:33:54,617
and Susan is 10.

644
00:33:54,651 --> 00:33:57,253
MORRIS: Well, when they're
18 years old... [whistles] out.

645
00:33:57,287 --> 00:33:58,354
And tell your husband.

646
00:33:58,388 --> 00:33:59,522
LIBBY: [ Chuckles ]

647
00:33:59,556 --> 00:34:02,892
Um, my, um...
my husband is dead.

648
00:34:08,265 --> 00:34:11,000
A plane crash.

649
00:34:11,034 --> 00:34:15,471
BARB: You're still wearing his ring.
Oh, you poor lamb.

650
00:34:15,505 --> 00:34:20,309
LIBBY: Oh, it was a...
It was a long time ago.

651
00:34:20,344 --> 00:34:24,680
When it first happened,
I kept thinking...

652
00:34:24,715 --> 00:34:28,851
I would wake up
and discover it was all a dream.

653
00:34:30,821 --> 00:34:33,556
Then I realized it was up to me

654
00:34:33,590 --> 00:34:36,292
to decide
what kind of life I would have.

655
00:34:39,129 --> 00:34:41,831
BARB: God helps those
who help themselves.

656
00:34:47,104 --> 00:34:49,672
VIRGINIA:
It'll be a full house tonight.

657
00:34:49,706 --> 00:34:52,908
WILLIAM: And have you told them
what'll be expected of them?

658
00:34:52,943 --> 00:34:55,778
VIRGINIA: One go-round
with Ulysses and one without.

659
00:34:55,812 --> 00:34:59,382
There is one candidate
that I need to run by you...

660
00:34:59,416 --> 00:35:00,916
Margaret Scully.

661
00:35:03,453 --> 00:35:05,621
WILLIAM: You want to enlist
the provost's wife?

662
00:35:05,655 --> 00:35:07,690
VIRGINIA:
She came to see me yesterday.

663
00:35:07,724 --> 00:35:11,761
She seemed very anxious to make
some kind of a contribution.

664
00:35:11,795 --> 00:35:14,330
WILLIAM:
I'm sure she meant financially.

665
00:35:14,364 --> 00:35:17,166
VIRGINIA: [ Chuckling ]
Bill, she knows about the study.

666
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:19,402
And she wants to be a part of it.

667
00:35:19,436 --> 00:35:20,569
WILLIAM: And is she aware

668
00:35:20,604 --> 00:35:21,871
of her husband's reservations
about the study?

669
00:35:21,905 --> 00:35:23,706
VIRGINIA: I don't know.

670
00:35:23,740 --> 00:35:26,342
I do know that she does not
intend to tell him about it.

671
00:35:26,376 --> 00:35:28,277
She was very clear about that.

672
00:35:28,311 --> 00:35:32,815
I, of course,
said I needed to check with you.

673
00:35:32,849 --> 00:35:35,317
WILLIAM: I don't think
it's a wise decision.

674
00:35:35,352 --> 00:35:37,553
VIRGINIA:
We let Lorraine Bach in.

675
00:35:37,587 --> 00:35:39,055
Her husband's on the board.

676
00:35:39,089 --> 00:35:41,957
If she wants to make
a contribution to science,

677
00:35:41,992 --> 00:35:44,192
why would we turn her away?

678
00:35:45,662 --> 00:35:48,964
[ Festive music plays ]

679
00:35:48,999 --> 00:35:51,967
WOMAN: There you are.
And what would you like?

680
00:35:52,002 --> 00:35:53,736
MORRIS:
Three more daiquiris.

681
00:35:57,074 --> 00:35:58,874
BARB: [ Chuckles ]

682
00:35:58,909 --> 00:36:01,577
LIBBY:
Mmm. So much for lunch.

683
00:36:01,611 --> 00:36:03,312
[ Laughter ]

684
00:36:03,346 --> 00:36:06,449
MORRIS: Well, you know, you got to
get your jollies while you can.

685
00:36:06,483 --> 00:36:08,751
Khrushchev's got his finger
on the button.

686
00:36:08,785 --> 00:36:11,420
One push and we're just dust
blowing over Aruba.

687
00:36:11,455 --> 00:36:12,888
BARB: Don't be so gloomy.

688
00:36:12,923 --> 00:36:15,157
I can't bear to watch the news.

689
00:36:15,192 --> 00:36:17,126
I think
that Eisenhower's a weasel.

690
00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:18,961
LIBBY: [ Chuckles ]
[ Clears throat ]

691
00:36:18,995 --> 00:36:21,330
Here I thought
that you liked weasels.

692
00:36:21,364 --> 00:36:23,132
[ Chuckles ]

693
00:36:23,166 --> 00:36:26,402
Oh, uh...um...

694
00:36:26,436 --> 00:36:30,072
I... I think that you have
the room next to mine.

695
00:36:30,107 --> 00:36:31,507
402?

696
00:36:31,541 --> 00:36:33,876
Thin walls.

697
00:36:35,912 --> 00:36:39,782
My Tommy used to love that song.

698
00:36:39,816 --> 00:36:42,518
♪ Do do-do-do do ♪

699
00:36:42,552 --> 00:36:44,520
I used to sing him to sleep
at night.

700
00:36:44,554 --> 00:36:49,758
BARB: No, is it...
Is it Tommy...or...or Timmy?

701
00:36:49,793 --> 00:36:52,595
LIBBY: Um...

702
00:36:52,629 --> 00:36:56,298
It, uh... it's, uh...
It's Thomas.

703
00:36:56,333 --> 00:36:57,933
But I call him Timmy.

704
00:36:57,968 --> 00:37:01,070
[ Chuckling ]
It's a long story.

705
00:37:05,308 --> 00:37:08,010
MARGARET: Uh, I guess
I must've been, what?

706
00:37:08,044 --> 00:37:10,246
Let's see. Um...

707
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:15,784
Al-almost 20...
My daughter's age.

708
00:37:15,819 --> 00:37:17,319
VIRGINIA: [ Chuckles ]

709
00:37:17,354 --> 00:37:20,656
And how often do you engage
in intercourse now?

710
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:26,695
WILLIAM: I'm sorry the questions
are so personal, Margaret.

711
00:37:26,730 --> 00:37:29,999
Um, if this is too awkward...

712
00:37:30,033 --> 00:37:32,935
MARGARET: No, of course not.
It's all right.

713
00:37:34,771 --> 00:37:37,740
Thank you, Bill.

714
00:37:37,774 --> 00:37:42,645
Whoo, well, Barton's
a very busy man, you know.

715
00:37:42,679 --> 00:37:45,014
Things tapered off...

716
00:37:45,048 --> 00:37:47,983
considerably after Vivian was born.

717
00:37:48,018 --> 00:37:49,552
VIRGINIA: On average,
what would you say?

718
00:37:49,586 --> 00:37:51,487
We just need to quantify it
with a number.

719
00:37:53,223 --> 00:37:56,592
MARGARET: [ Smacks lips ]

720
00:37:56,626 --> 00:37:59,395
Once a year...or less.

721
00:38:01,831 --> 00:38:05,968
VIRGINIA: And what is
your orgasmic response?

722
00:38:07,337 --> 00:38:12,441
WILLIAM: Your physical response
during intercourse.

723
00:38:12,475 --> 00:38:15,077
MARGARET: It's, you know...

724
00:38:15,111 --> 00:38:18,614
[ Inhales deeply ]

725
00:38:18,648 --> 00:38:22,484
Not...really painful exactly,

726
00:38:22,519 --> 00:38:26,956
m-more like...uh, rubbing.

727
00:38:26,990 --> 00:38:30,926
Rubbing...
It's a rubbing sensation...

728
00:38:30,961 --> 00:38:37,600
that can feel [clears throat]
I'd say...protracted.

729
00:38:37,634 --> 00:38:42,905
VIRGINIA: And this sensation,
does it build to anything...

730
00:38:42,939 --> 00:38:45,074
a feeling of pleasure,

731
00:38:45,108 --> 00:38:49,044
a kind of ache,
a tensing of the muscles?

732
00:38:49,079 --> 00:38:51,347
MARGARET:
There is a certain tension. Yes.

733
00:38:51,381 --> 00:38:53,582
VIRGINIA:
And do you experience release?

734
00:38:53,617 --> 00:38:57,286
MARGARET: Oh, when it's over?
Absolutely... Tremendous relief.

735
00:39:01,224 --> 00:39:02,458
WILLIAM: Margaret...

736
00:39:02,492 --> 00:39:06,395
Have you ever experienced
an orgasm?

737
00:39:10,233 --> 00:39:13,335
MARGARET: I don't know.

738
00:39:13,370 --> 00:39:14,470
Maybe.

739
00:39:14,504 --> 00:39:17,906
VIRGINIA: You would know.

740
00:39:17,941 --> 00:39:18,907
MARGARET: I would?

741
00:39:18,942 --> 00:39:20,943
VIRGINIA: Yes.

742
00:39:20,977 --> 00:39:25,547
MARGARET:
Then, no. I guess not.

743
00:39:25,582 --> 00:39:28,717
But I'm a fast learner.
I taught myself Italian.

744
00:39:28,752 --> 00:39:30,619
I'm sure with a little instruction...

745
00:39:30,654 --> 00:39:32,855
WILLIAM: Unfortunately,
this study is limited

746
00:39:32,889 --> 00:39:38,327
to subjects...
that have had an orgasm.

747
00:39:42,532 --> 00:39:43,999
MARGARET: Without exception?

748
00:39:44,034 --> 00:39:46,168
WILLIAM:
That is one of our baselines.

749
00:39:46,202 --> 00:39:48,470
We've had to make it
a hard and fast rule

750
00:39:48,505 --> 00:39:50,973
in order for the data
to be consistent.

751
00:39:51,007 --> 00:39:54,376
We're investigating the
entire cycle of sexual response,

752
00:39:54,411 --> 00:39:56,512
from initial excitement
through to climax.

753
00:39:56,546 --> 00:40:00,215
MARGARET: No, of... of course.
That makes sense.

754
00:40:00,250 --> 00:40:02,718
I... I understand completely.

755
00:40:02,752 --> 00:40:06,989
And I... I'm... I am so sorry
to have wasted your time.

756
00:40:07,023 --> 00:40:08,123
VIRGINIA: Margaret.

757
00:40:08,158 --> 00:40:09,591
MARGARET: Bill.

758
00:40:19,002 --> 00:40:20,969
[ Sighs ]

759
00:40:38,154 --> 00:40:40,322
[ Elevator bell dings ]

760
00:40:45,495 --> 00:40:48,764
[ Sobs ]

761
00:40:48,798 --> 00:40:51,233
[ Soft jazz music plays ]

762
00:40:51,267 --> 00:40:53,235
[ Knock on door ]

763
00:41:04,114 --> 00:41:06,081
LIBBY: Morris. [ Chuckles ]
Is the, uh...

764
00:41:06,116 --> 00:41:07,916
Is the music too loud?
I can turn it off.

765
00:41:07,951 --> 00:41:12,087
MORRIS: Holy moly,
I thought our room was plush.

766
00:41:12,122 --> 00:41:13,622
[ Whistles ]

767
00:41:13,656 --> 00:41:14,957
[ Chuckling ] You could...

768
00:41:14,991 --> 00:41:16,725
Well, you could park
a Cadillac in here.

769
00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:17,993
[ Both chuckle ]

770
00:41:18,027 --> 00:41:20,863
Oh, listen, I, um...
I pinched this from the bar.

771
00:41:20,897 --> 00:41:22,030
LIBBY: [ Chuckles ]

772
00:41:22,065 --> 00:41:23,565
MORRIS: Barb and I thought

773
00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:26,535
you just might like
to join us for a... a nightcap.

774
00:41:26,569 --> 00:41:28,404
LIBBY: Oh,
the room would start spinning.

775
00:41:28,438 --> 00:41:30,773
MORRIS:
Well, there's a cure for that.

776
00:41:30,807 --> 00:41:33,242
You just spin
in the opposite direction.

777
00:41:33,276 --> 00:41:35,511
I bet you're a bang-up dancer.

778
00:41:35,545 --> 00:41:38,247
Now, look at you.
You're built like a ballet dancer.

779
00:41:38,281 --> 00:41:39,982
Do it.

780
00:41:40,016 --> 00:41:41,717
Again.

781
00:41:41,751 --> 00:41:44,720
[ Chuckles ] Come here.

782
00:41:44,754 --> 00:41:46,722
LIBBY: [ Chuckles ]

783
00:41:46,756 --> 00:41:49,358
Maybe...
Maybe we should go meet Barb.

784
00:41:49,392 --> 00:41:52,428
MORRIS:
Well, actually, uh...

785
00:41:52,462 --> 00:41:54,797
Barb turned in already
for the night.

786
00:41:54,831 --> 00:41:58,767
I...told a little white lie.
Is my nose growing?

787
00:41:58,802 --> 00:42:01,136
LIBBY: [ Chuckles nervously ]
Morris...

788
00:42:01,171 --> 00:42:02,271
MORRIS: Hmm?

789
00:42:02,305 --> 00:42:05,107
I know another way
to make the room spin.

790
00:42:05,141 --> 00:42:06,875
LIBBY:
Barb is right next door.

791
00:42:06,910 --> 00:42:09,445
MORRIS: Barb likes to listen
just like you.

792
00:42:09,479 --> 00:42:12,614
LIBBY: What? What?

793
00:42:12,649 --> 00:42:15,651
But she's your wife.

794
00:42:15,685 --> 00:42:19,021
MORRIS: Well, your wife
is like your home...

795
00:42:19,055 --> 00:42:22,658
You live there,
you know every nook and cranny.

796
00:42:22,692 --> 00:42:26,228
But it's always nice to travel...

797
00:42:26,262 --> 00:42:28,263
Hmm? Sleep in different beds.

798
00:42:28,298 --> 00:42:31,767
LIBBY: You should leave
before I call my husband.

799
00:42:31,801 --> 00:42:34,102
MORRIS: Wait a minute,
I thought your husband was dead.

800
00:42:34,137 --> 00:42:35,971
LIBBY:
Well, you misunderstood me.

801
00:42:41,211 --> 00:42:42,878
MORRIS:
[ Clears throat ] Okay.

802
00:42:46,850 --> 00:42:49,084
[ Sighs ]

803
00:42:50,854 --> 00:42:53,188
[ Whistles ]

804
00:42:53,223 --> 00:42:55,090
LIBBY: [ Exhales deeply ]

805
00:42:55,124 --> 00:42:56,725
[ Door closes ]

806
00:43:01,331 --> 00:43:03,098
[ Crickets chirping ]

807
00:43:03,132 --> 00:43:05,300
BARTON:
What do you call this?

808
00:43:05,335 --> 00:43:07,035
MARGARET: [ Sighs ]
Shepherd's pie.

809
00:43:07,070 --> 00:43:10,205
BARTON: Just sensational.

810
00:43:10,240 --> 00:43:12,508
VIVIAN: Ethan cooked dinner
for me the other night.

811
00:43:12,542 --> 00:43:14,176
MARGARET: Oh? How was it?

812
00:43:14,210 --> 00:43:16,979
VIVIAN: He made a piece of meat
that tasted like a desk blotter.

813
00:43:17,013 --> 00:43:19,014
MARGARET:
Well, I hope you were polite.

814
00:43:19,048 --> 00:43:21,383
It's always nice to be encouraging
of men's efforts in the kitchen.

815
00:43:21,417 --> 00:43:23,652
Your father can't boil water.

816
00:43:23,686 --> 00:43:26,421
BARTON: I made an omelette once
when you had your tonsillectomy.

817
00:43:26,456 --> 00:43:28,624
MARGARET:
You ruined the wallpaper.

818
00:43:28,658 --> 00:43:32,027
BARTON: You ever seen the way
short-order cooks flip eggs?

819
00:43:32,061 --> 00:43:34,029
MARGARET: We had to repaper
the whole kitchen.

820
00:43:34,063 --> 00:43:35,831
BARTON:
It's all in the wrist.

821
00:43:35,865 --> 00:43:39,801
MARGARET:
I loved that old wallpaper.

822
00:43:40,136 --> 00:43:44,739
VIVIAN: Why don't you two
go out after dinner?

823
00:43:44,774 --> 00:43:47,509
BARTON: What for?

824
00:43:47,543 --> 00:43:49,277
VIVIAN:
I don't know. A change of pace.

825
00:43:49,312 --> 00:43:50,812
BARTON:
Well, it's already 7:30.

826
00:43:50,847 --> 00:43:52,681
VIVIAN: So?

827
00:43:52,715 --> 00:43:56,852
Get a sundae down at Schiff's
or...go to the pictures.

828
00:43:56,886 --> 00:43:58,653
"Peyton Place" is playing
at the Rialto.

829
00:43:58,688 --> 00:44:00,388
So what if you haven't
finished the book?

830
00:44:00,423 --> 00:44:01,756
You could make the 8:00.

831
00:44:05,261 --> 00:44:07,229
BARTON: Tell you what,
you go, sweetheart.

832
00:44:07,263 --> 00:44:10,031
I know how much
you like those weepers.

833
00:44:10,066 --> 00:44:13,634
I'd be asleep
before the second reel.

834
00:44:21,744 --> 00:44:24,346
LILLIAN:
You have a minute, Dr. Masters?

835
00:44:24,380 --> 00:44:26,514
I'm assuming Virginia is gone
for the evening.

836
00:44:26,549 --> 00:44:28,817
WILLIAM: Actually, no.
She went to get sandwiches.

837
00:44:28,851 --> 00:44:32,520
She'll be back.

838
00:44:32,555 --> 00:44:35,624
I'm sorry for missing lunch
the other day.

839
00:44:35,658 --> 00:44:37,659
You and Dr. Papanikolaou
have known each other

840
00:44:37,693 --> 00:44:39,027
for a long time?

841
00:44:39,061 --> 00:44:41,696
LILLIAN: When I became interested
in cytopathology at Penn,

842
00:44:41,731 --> 00:44:43,298
he and I exchanged correspondence.

843
00:44:43,332 --> 00:44:44,733
WILLIAM:
And he mentored you?

844
00:44:44,767 --> 00:44:46,668
LILLIAN: No.
He answered a few questions.

845
00:44:46,702 --> 00:44:49,070
I've never had a mentor.

846
00:44:49,105 --> 00:44:52,774
WILLIAM: Oh. Well, they, uh...
They help, of course,

847
00:44:52,808 --> 00:44:55,443
but they're not entirely necessary.

848
00:44:55,478 --> 00:44:57,679
You've done excellent work
without one.

849
00:44:57,713 --> 00:45:00,849
LILLIAN: Maybe if there'd been
more women ahead of me.

850
00:45:00,883 --> 00:45:03,518
Don't you find it interesting,
Dr. Masters,

851
00:45:03,552 --> 00:45:06,688
that obstetrics is a field
dominated by men?

852
00:45:06,722 --> 00:45:09,891
WILLIAM: Medicine is a field
dominated by men.

853
00:45:09,926 --> 00:45:11,826
LILLIAN:
And at least twice a day,

854
00:45:11,861 --> 00:45:14,429
I'm mistaken for a member
of this secretary pool,

855
00:45:14,463 --> 00:45:15,797
just because I'm a woman.

856
00:45:15,831 --> 00:45:17,599
And yet, your secretary...

857
00:45:17,633 --> 00:45:20,268
WILLIAM: Mrs. Johnson?

858
00:45:20,303 --> 00:45:22,671
LILLIAN:
Don't you mean "Dr. Johnson"?

859
00:45:22,705 --> 00:45:25,273
That's how patients address her
when you're not here.

860
00:45:25,308 --> 00:45:28,043
She acts like she's in charge.

861
00:45:28,077 --> 00:45:30,178
WILLIAM:
She acts like a professional.

862
00:45:30,212 --> 00:45:32,047
If a patient mistakes her
for a doctor,

863
00:45:32,081 --> 00:45:33,381
that's likely the reason why.

864
00:45:33,416 --> 00:45:35,350
LILLIAN: Then she should handle
their mistakes

865
00:45:35,384 --> 00:45:37,018
like a professional
and correct them.

866
00:45:37,053 --> 00:45:41,022
Mrs. Johnson hasn't earned
those credentials

867
00:45:41,057 --> 00:45:44,759
and I take offense to a woman
who uses her beauty and allure

868
00:45:44,794 --> 00:45:46,928
as a substitute
for the knowledge and skill

869
00:45:46,963 --> 00:45:48,363
I sacrificed years to acquire.

870
00:45:48,397 --> 00:45:51,032
WILLIAM: So, why aren't you
having this conversation

871
00:45:51,067 --> 00:45:52,067
with Mrs. Johnson?

872
00:45:54,603 --> 00:45:58,940
LILLIAN: Because I respect you
as a colleague, Dr. Masters.

873
00:45:58,975 --> 00:46:01,376
In fact, I admired your intellect
long before I knew you.

874
00:46:01,410 --> 00:46:02,510
But at this moment,

875
00:46:02,545 --> 00:46:03,979
it would seem
the mind I had so esteemed

876
00:46:04,013 --> 00:46:05,947
is out-matched
by another part of your anatomy.

877
00:46:05,982 --> 00:46:10,719
I can't help but wonder which
part is making the judgments.

878
00:46:15,224 --> 00:46:18,126
[ Door closes ]

879
00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:20,829
MICHAEL:
All right, let's talk about this.

880
00:46:20,863 --> 00:46:25,300
CONSTANCE: I don't want to talk.
I just want you to leave.

881
00:46:25,334 --> 00:46:26,601
MICHAEL: Just like that?

882
00:46:26,635 --> 00:46:27,836
CONSTANCE: That's right.

883
00:46:27,870 --> 00:46:29,537
MICHAEL:
We're not kids, we're adults.

884
00:46:29,572 --> 00:46:31,606
CONSTANCE: And we're going
to behave like adults.

885
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:33,174
MICHAEL:
I kissed you, you kissed me.

886
00:46:33,209 --> 00:46:35,977
That's affection, not carnality.
That's affection, not lust.

887
00:46:36,012 --> 00:46:37,579
You ought to know the difference.

888
00:46:37,613 --> 00:46:38,880
CONSTANCE:
And what do you call a man

889
00:46:38,914 --> 00:46:42,217
who thinks about nothing but...

890
00:46:42,251 --> 00:46:43,418
MICHAEL: Human.

891
00:46:50,092 --> 00:46:52,093
[ Indistinct conversations ]

892
00:46:54,463 --> 00:46:56,965
MARGARET: [ Sniffling ]

893
00:47:05,074 --> 00:47:07,342
AUSTIN: [ Clears throat ]
Mrs. Scully?

894
00:47:07,376 --> 00:47:09,878
MARGARET: Oh, Dr. Langham,
w-what a nice surprise.

895
00:47:09,912 --> 00:47:11,513
AUSTIN: Dr. Scully?

896
00:47:11,547 --> 00:47:16,351
MARGARET: Oh, no, um, he couldn't make it.
It's not really his cup of tea.

897
00:47:16,385 --> 00:47:18,219
And your pretty wife?

898
00:47:18,254 --> 00:47:21,623
AUSTIN: Oh, Elise is in bed
by 9:00...every single night...

899
00:47:21,657 --> 00:47:23,158
Three kids, you know.

900
00:47:23,192 --> 00:47:25,794
Me, on the other hand,
I can't fall asleep before 2:00.

901
00:47:25,828 --> 00:47:27,962
[ Chuckles ]

902
00:47:31,634 --> 00:47:32,867
Can I walk you to your car?

903
00:47:32,902 --> 00:47:36,037
MARGARET: Oh, thank you.

904
00:47:36,072 --> 00:47:38,606
So, what do you for that...
Your insomnia?

905
00:47:38,641 --> 00:47:41,943
AUSTIN: Go to movies...
Doesn't matter which ones.

906
00:47:41,977 --> 00:47:44,546
Um, swim laps
at the university pool.

907
00:47:44,580 --> 00:47:45,847
The pool was closed tonight.

908
00:47:45,881 --> 00:47:47,682
MARGARET:
I used to swim in college...

909
00:47:47,716 --> 00:47:50,285
The one place being tall
actually worked to my advantage.

910
00:47:50,319 --> 00:47:54,222
I'm just up ahead.

911
00:47:54,256 --> 00:47:55,323
AUSTIN:
Sometimes, if I can't sleep,

912
00:47:55,357 --> 00:47:57,158
I just walk
around the neighborhood.

913
00:47:59,462 --> 00:48:01,830
You know what's strange,
when you're outside looking in,

914
00:48:01,864 --> 00:48:03,832
there's always a glow
to someone else's house.

915
00:48:03,866 --> 00:48:05,366
But when it's you inside,

916
00:48:05,401 --> 00:48:08,470
you can't imagine anyone
looking through your window

917
00:48:08,504 --> 00:48:09,904
and seeing it that way.

918
00:48:09,939 --> 00:48:14,309
I'm sorry, that's not...
I don't know what I'm saying.

919
00:48:14,343 --> 00:48:17,245
MARGARET:
That made perfect sense to me.

920
00:48:17,279 --> 00:48:19,781
AUSTIN: It did?

921
00:48:19,815 --> 00:48:23,585
MARGARET:
You're a deep thinker.

922
00:48:23,619 --> 00:48:26,387
AUSTIN:
Well, not really, not me.

923
00:48:26,422 --> 00:48:29,724
I failed my boards twice.

924
00:48:29,758 --> 00:48:32,293
I shouldn't go telling that
to the provost's wife, though.

925
00:48:32,328 --> 00:48:33,361
[ Both chuckle ]

926
00:48:33,395 --> 00:48:35,430
MARGARET:
I can keep a secret.

927
00:48:35,464 --> 00:48:37,732
Oh, you were probably
just nervous.

928
00:48:37,766 --> 00:48:40,235
I get nervous taking an eye exam.

929
00:48:45,407 --> 00:48:48,543
AUSTIN: I, um...

930
00:48:48,577 --> 00:48:50,512
I participated
in this study recently...

931
00:48:50,546 --> 00:48:54,482
It wasn't a test exactly...
but it was kind of, um...

932
00:48:54,517 --> 00:48:56,784
a performance evaluation.

933
00:48:56,819 --> 00:48:59,120
The pressure really got to me.

934
00:48:59,155 --> 00:49:00,488
MARGARET:
A study at the hospital?

935
00:49:00,523 --> 00:49:05,360
AUSTIN: Doesn't matter.

936
00:49:05,394 --> 00:49:08,396
MARGARET: Whenever my daughter
has a test, I tell her

937
00:49:08,430 --> 00:49:10,965
to just close your eyes,
take a deep breath,

938
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:14,369
and remember you know
more than you think you do.

939
00:49:14,403 --> 00:49:19,240
It all comes back to you
when you can just...relax.

940
00:49:20,876 --> 00:49:22,343
This is me.

941
00:49:24,713 --> 00:49:28,049
AUSTIN:
Say, um, I didn't ask you.

942
00:49:28,083 --> 00:49:29,851
What'd you think of the movie?

943
00:49:29,885 --> 00:49:31,619
MARGARET: [ Chuckles ]
I'm such a sap.

944
00:49:31,654 --> 00:49:33,755
I cried through the whole thing,
can't you tell?

945
00:49:33,789 --> 00:49:37,225
I don't usually look like this...

946
00:49:37,259 --> 00:49:38,560
AUSTIN: Look like what?

947
00:49:38,594 --> 00:49:39,627
MARGARET: Like...

948
00:49:45,701 --> 00:49:47,302
Like this.

949
00:50:03,385 --> 00:50:06,988
[ Car seat creaking ]

950
00:50:07,022 --> 00:50:09,524
[ Moaning and sighing ]

951
00:50:21,570 --> 00:50:24,639
Yes.

952
00:50:24,673 --> 00:50:26,674
AUSTIN: [ Groans ]

953
00:50:32,481 --> 00:50:34,983
LOUISE: [ Moaning ]

954
00:50:53,002 --> 00:50:54,035
Did you get what you wanted?

955
00:50:54,069 --> 00:50:56,004
VIRGINIA:
We did. Thank you.

956
00:50:59,174 --> 00:51:00,675
LOUISE:
I'm in nursing school actually.

957
00:51:00,709 --> 00:51:01,976
VIRGINIA: Oh?

958
00:51:02,011 --> 00:51:04,412
LOUISE: So all of this
is really interesting to me.

959
00:51:04,446 --> 00:51:06,681
It's funny. I thought
you were a doctor before.

960
00:51:06,715 --> 00:51:07,715
VIRGINIA: Me? Oh, no.

961
00:51:07,750 --> 00:51:09,484
LOUISE: Oh, you act like one...

962
00:51:09,518 --> 00:51:11,919
Like you could've gone
to medical school.

963
00:51:11,954 --> 00:51:18,259
VIRGINIA: Instead I got married.
And divorced...twice. Had kids.

964
00:51:18,294 --> 00:51:21,229
I didn't know I was good at this
before it was too late.

965
00:51:21,263 --> 00:51:26,367
LOUISE: Well, I'm not getting
married till I'm 36. I've decided.

966
00:51:26,402 --> 00:51:28,670
Besides, I can take care of myself.

967
00:51:28,704 --> 00:51:29,570
[ Chuckles ]

968
00:51:29,605 --> 00:51:32,507
In more ways than one, I guess.

969
00:51:32,541 --> 00:51:35,276
VIRGINIA: Let's hope there are
more and more like you.

970
00:51:35,311 --> 00:51:39,213
'Cause when a woman can please herself
as well as man can, or better...

971
00:51:39,248 --> 00:51:40,615
it's a brave new world.

972
00:51:46,088 --> 00:51:48,956
How many more until there's
an adequate sampling...

973
00:51:48,991 --> 00:51:51,326
50? 75?

974
00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:53,328
WILLIAM: I don't want you
as my secretary anymore.

975
00:51:53,362 --> 00:51:55,129
VIRGINIA: What?

976
00:51:57,666 --> 00:51:59,600
WILLIAM:
I've given this serious thought.

977
00:52:01,603 --> 00:52:03,571
VIRGINIA:
Are you firing me?

978
00:52:03,605 --> 00:52:04,839
Again? Bill...

979
00:52:04,873 --> 00:52:06,674
WILLIAM: I think you should have
a different title.

980
00:52:06,709 --> 00:52:09,944
One that reflects
the work you're doing.

981
00:52:10,378 --> 00:52:14,448
'Cause you're not
just a secretary, are you?

982
00:52:14,483 --> 00:52:16,250
VIRGINIA: What am I?

983
00:52:16,284 --> 00:52:19,019
WILLIAM:
You're a research assistant.

984
00:52:19,054 --> 00:52:21,288
And you're a very good one.

985
00:52:24,359 --> 00:52:28,028
I'm not giving you a raise
or your own separate office,

986
00:52:28,063 --> 00:52:31,232
but we'll get someone in
who can assist us both...

987
00:52:31,266 --> 00:52:34,735
A secretary.

988
00:52:34,770 --> 00:52:38,706
VIRGINIA: With a secretary, I could...
I could just focus on the work.

989
00:52:38,740 --> 00:52:44,245
WILLIAM: Well,
it seems like the right time.

990
00:52:44,279 --> 00:52:47,782
VIRGINIA: So then you agree
that we're on to something.

991
00:52:47,816 --> 00:52:49,817
WILLIAM:
It's not science to operate

992
00:52:49,851 --> 00:52:51,919
from a series
of unproven assumptions.

993
00:52:51,953 --> 00:52:53,254
That's dogma...

994
00:52:53,288 --> 00:52:55,756
like, one form of orgasm
is immature, another is mature.

995
00:52:55,791 --> 00:52:57,992
VIRGINIA: Which we've just
scientifically proved is not science.

996
00:52:58,026 --> 00:52:59,426
WILLIAM:
But there are other assumptions.

997
00:52:59,461 --> 00:53:00,728
For example,

998
00:53:00,762 --> 00:53:04,231
how long do elderly people
remain sexually active?

999
00:53:04,266 --> 00:53:08,035
Now, the general assumption is
that the course of a sex life

1000
00:53:08,069 --> 00:53:09,503
ends around 60.

1001
00:53:09,538 --> 00:53:12,373
But I've got two 70-year-olds
in Miami who are living proof

1002
00:53:12,407 --> 00:53:14,608
that that's something
we should investigate.

1003
00:53:14,643 --> 00:53:17,578
VIRGINIA: Here's another question...
Why can some women orgasm

1004
00:53:17,612 --> 00:53:19,280
without any genital stimulation
whatsoever?

1005
00:53:19,314 --> 00:53:21,582
- WILLIAM: Can they?
- VIRGINIA: Jane can.

1006
00:53:21,616 --> 00:53:24,084
Jane can orgasm
just having her breasts touched.

1007
00:53:24,119 --> 00:53:25,686
WILLIAM:
That I find hard to believe.

1008
00:53:25,720 --> 00:53:27,855
VIRGINIA: You don't have to
because we could test it here.

1009
00:53:27,889 --> 00:53:28,889
Couldn't we?

1010
00:53:28,924 --> 00:53:29,957
WILLIAM: We could.

1011
00:53:29,991 --> 00:53:31,325
VIRGINIA:
There was a woman on the road

1012
00:53:31,359 --> 00:53:33,494
who could orgasm by putting
a Q-tip in her ear.

1013
00:53:33,528 --> 00:53:36,130
And there was a woman tonight
who wrote on her questionnaire

1014
00:53:36,164 --> 00:53:38,666
that she can climax
while brushing her teeth.

1015
00:53:38,700 --> 00:53:42,970
WILLIAM: Sexual pleasure
via good hygiene? Okay.

1016
00:53:43,004 --> 00:53:46,774
Men can climax in their dreams.

1017
00:53:46,808 --> 00:53:49,877
VIRGINIA: Women can, too.

1018
00:53:49,911 --> 00:53:51,145
WILLIAM: [ Chuckles ]

1019
00:53:51,179 --> 00:53:53,247
So I think your
new job description is clear...

1020
00:53:53,281 --> 00:53:56,183
Keep asking questions.

1021
00:53:56,218 --> 00:53:59,220
That's what
a good researcher does.

1022
00:54:02,858 --> 00:54:08,829
Although, orgasming
having your breasts touched...

1023
00:54:08,864 --> 00:54:11,232
I'd need to see proof of that.

1024
00:55:00,248 --> 00:55:01,649
VIRGINIA: We're scientists.

1025
00:55:10,558 --> 00:55:11,558
Let's see.

1026
00:55:21,205 --> 00:55:26,442
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