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♪ Good morning, USA!
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♪ I got a feeling that it's
gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shining a salute
to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say
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♪ Good morning, USA
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Aah!
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♪ Good morning, USA!
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Sync & corrections by wilson0804
www.Addic7ed.com
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I don't believe this.
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How could they put me
at the kids' table?
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I'm 14.
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I'm Batman.
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No, you're not!
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I'm too old for this.
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I don't want to be
around all these babies
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playing Pokémon... badly.
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This kid right here is just
wasting his Charizard.
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You are wasting
your Charizard!
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Gentlemen, just in time
for the annual hunting trip,
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I've purchased an RV,
and I love it.
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It's like driving
a terrible little house.
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Hunting trip?
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That sounds awesome!
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Steve, that trip,
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like this table,
is for men only.
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Yeah, kid.
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So make like Pete Weber
in the tenth frame
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of the 2007 Pro Bowling
championships and split.
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♪ Da, da, da
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I love taking
the old '93 Mercury Sable
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out for a little joyride.
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Letting her stretch her legs.
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Oh, oh, odometer's about
to turn over to all zeros.
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That might be interesting
to see.
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Ooh, check out this girl.
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Just drifting along.
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What an interesting look
she has.
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I'm so interested
in things today.
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And well, I'll just say it:
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I'm behaving very interestingly.
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♪ Da, da, da
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♪ Da, da, da...
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Well, that's over.
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Oh, damn it!
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Y-You following
my daughter?
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Screw you, buddy!
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Get out of here,
you pervert!
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Your weird daughter
made me miss the zeros!
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She made me miss the thing!
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You freako!
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I don't know what
you're talking about!
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Get back in your house!
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Get back in
your damn house!
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Next on Guy Who Gets Laid A Lot,
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the guy spends the night alone.
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Aw...
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Psyche! He totally gets laid.
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Oh, they got me.
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They got me again.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
what is this?
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A brief PowerPoint
presentation
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about why I should go
on that CIA hunting trip.
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No, I told you,
it's for men.
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Exactly, and as you can see,
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I've gone through multiple rites
of passage,
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any of which should qualify me
for this manhood you speak of.
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What?!
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PowerPoint?!
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Why does it keep going back?
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I don't even want
these transitions.
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It's too busy.
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Look, Steve, you couldn't
cut it on this hunting trip.
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It's for rough and ready men,
and you're a boy.
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Then how do I become a man?
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Simple-- you have to hunt
and kill an animal.
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Well, how am I supposed
to do that
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if you won't let me
on the hunting trip?
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That's a catch-22.
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Joseph Heller's
absurdist novel?
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Whoa, stop right there.
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You know I only read books
I've already read.
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She's a beauty, sir.
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You ever want to drive around
with your poop,
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this is the vehicle.
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Aah!
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Yay.
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Steve's here.
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A spare tire that doubles
as a human boy?
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We live in
wondrous times, Smith.
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Damn it, Steve, I'm
taking you home right now.
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Nonsense. We're here
and I'm ready to hunt.
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Now, let's set up camp.
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Move!
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That!
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Bus!
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This is how we're camping?
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It's glamping,
not camping.
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Oh "glamping," huh, Smith?
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You refuse to use that word
for six years,
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then suddenly your son
shows up,
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and it's like
you thought of it.
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We've got an oxygen bar,
a yoga studio,
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and a good but not amazing
Thai restaurant,
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but it's pretty good.
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What do you hunt with?
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The only gun I've seen
is the one on the buffet.
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Guns? Ha! Steve.
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It's glunting, not hunting.
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We use something
a bit more sophisticated.
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We use
the Hunting Command Center.
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Men, let's kill some animals.
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Movement detected in Sector K-7.
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Coordinating satellite path.
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Initiating laser.
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Firing in three...
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two...
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Squirrel hunted.
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Squirrel down.
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Deer!
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It's in the Command Center.
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We're powerless!
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That gun is meant
to be decorative.
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It's a conversation piece.
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Smile, you son of a bitch.
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You're smiling.
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You son of a bitch.
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It's learning.
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Kill it now!
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Steve,
this is your man moment.
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Steve, you miss...
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What?
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My boy is dead.
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Long live my man.
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Hey, they put out éclairs.
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*** from the
tree, Francine.
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It was one of those tree-bucks.
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You know the ones.
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Bang! Stab!
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Yeah, well, I just know
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they're both
in a better place now.
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That's right.
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Deer hell.
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You were so brave.
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I'm so proud of my little boy.
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Oh, he's no little boy,
Francine.
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He's a man.
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Great, I-I'm a man.
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Can we just not talk
about this anymore?
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Well, you're not a man yet.
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There's still the Regaling.
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What's the Regaling?
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"What's the Regaling?"
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He wants to know
what the Regaling is.
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Never heard of it, he says.
Can you believe this?
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If you want to ask me
a question, Stan,
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ask me a question,
but don't use me as a prop.
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The Regaling
is a marvelous thing.
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After every hunt...
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oh, it's just divine!
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You tell your hunting story
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to a bunch of
drunks at the Lodge.
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I have to tell my story?
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Yes, and the Regaling
will double as your man,
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uh, coming out party.
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Wait, no, no, no, your man...
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arriving at party.
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Your manutante party.
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Manutante ball.
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D-Don't rush me.
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Manutante balls.
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Uh, went past it.
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Steve, let the women
clear the table
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while we adjourn
to another room,
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so I can tell you
how proud I am of you
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without feeling
like a total gaylord.
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Roger, are you feeling okay?
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You've been quiet
all through dinner.
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Oh, Franny.
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You ever miss
a moment in your life,
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one of those things
you'll never get back?
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You know I have
no regrets, Roger.
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That's why I got this.
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Your arm is right.
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I'm gonna drive
another 100,000 miles
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and see those zeros,
if it kills me.
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Ooh, road trip.
Bring me.
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I've got lots
of good travel bits,
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like pretending exit names
are movie titles.
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State Road, coming soon.
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Or Main Street,
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from the makers of State Road.
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Hmm.
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I don't see that getting old.
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Let's do it.
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Good idea, guys.
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You won't "regert" it.
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Steve, we don't want to
be late for the Regaling.
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You look like the most
handsome man in the world,
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Bollywood star Akshay Kumar.
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Oh, did you expect me
to say Ryan Gosling?
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I said "the world," Steve.
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Get out of your
Euro-centric bubble.
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Anyway, you look good.
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Regaling!
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Regaling!
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Okay, now, Steve, when you're
telling your hunting story,
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don't forget to
mention all the blood.
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People love blood.
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Dad, when you first
killed something,
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did you feel,
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I don't know, guilty about...
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Steve, you're focusing
on the wrong thing.
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There is a lectern that
is exactly your size.
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Go get 'em, champ.
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Don't forget the bloo...
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Ah, he's gone.
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You can do this, Steve.
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Be a man.
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Uh, since time immemorial,
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mankind has been terrorized
by-by the deer.
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This fleet brown menace
has owned the night,
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nibbling at our gardens
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before slinking like cowards
back to the forest.
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I used to live
in the forest,
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but now I live on the wall
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with my wife up in my antlers.
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This is humiliating.
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Thanks, Steve.
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Uh...
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uh...
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Th-Th-These hideous,
huge, uh, vermin...
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He didn't even eat the meat.
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And all so he could
become a man?
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Well, least we know what
kind of man Steve's become...
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a bad man.
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Uh...
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hideous verm...
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uh...
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I can't.
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I can't do this.
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I want to be a man,
but not like this.
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I feel awful about what I did.
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I mean, when I fired,
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I was just trying
to scare it off.
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I wasn't trying to kill anyone.
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Did you hear that?
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He wasn't even trying!
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He's an effortless killer.
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That's right.
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With one shot, he slays not one,
not two, not three,
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but four deer!
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Four?!
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I wanted
to surprise you, Steve.
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But it turns out these deer
had babies,
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and without their parents,
they will surely starve.
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All right, Steve! Way to go!
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Congratulations!
That a guy!
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Steve...
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there's only one way
to be saved.
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Ugh! Again with this, Merv!
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Ever since you got mounted,
all you do is talk about Jesus!
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He is the light!
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Okay, we want to rack up
miles on this odometer
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as quickly as we can,
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so no stops,
drive-throughs only.
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And we're gonna share
your bowl as a bathroom.
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00:11:32,854 --> 00:11:34,355
Oh, please, no.
269
00:11:34,389 --> 00:11:35,789
Not my bowl.
270
00:11:35,857 --> 00:11:38,358
Oh, well. I tried.
271
00:11:38,392 --> 00:11:41,128
You're a messed-up
fish, man.
272
00:11:41,162 --> 00:11:43,196
Is that Steve?
273
00:11:43,231 --> 00:11:45,698
He's in the middle of nowhere.
274
00:11:45,733 --> 00:11:47,600
We should pull over.
We don't have time.
275
00:11:47,635 --> 00:11:48,735
Don't make eye contact.
276
00:12:08,020 --> 00:12:09,320
Don't worry, little guys.
277
00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:11,289
I'm gonna
stay here and raise you.
278
00:12:11,323 --> 00:12:12,657
I owe you that much.
279
00:12:12,691 --> 00:12:15,660
And I'm never gonna kill again.
280
00:12:19,818 --> 00:12:21,369
***
281
00:12:22,258 --> 00:12:23,847
***
282
00:12:23,860 --> 00:12:26,727
***
283
00:12:35,185 --> 00:12:36,851
"Dear Mother and Father,
284
00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:38,353
"Do not worry about me.
285
00:12:38,388 --> 00:12:40,021
"I have something I must do.
286
00:12:40,056 --> 00:12:42,824
"I will return,
although I cannot say when.
287
00:12:42,858 --> 00:12:45,260
Tenderly yours,
Steven Anita."
288
00:12:45,295 --> 00:12:46,361
He's run away!
289
00:12:46,396 --> 00:12:47,362
He didn't run away.
290
00:12:47,397 --> 00:12:48,530
Children run away.
291
00:12:48,565 --> 00:12:49,864
Steve's a man now.
292
00:12:49,899 --> 00:12:51,532
He just went to take care
of some business.
293
00:12:51,567 --> 00:12:52,533
It's all here in the note.
294
00:12:52,568 --> 00:12:53,701
I'm worried.
295
00:12:53,735 --> 00:12:55,903
Francine, it says right here,
"Don't worry."
296
00:12:55,937 --> 00:12:57,572
Do you need to read
the note again?
297
00:12:57,606 --> 00:12:59,407
Your reading comprehension
is terrible.
298
00:12:59,441 --> 00:13:00,841
Look, he said he'll be back.
299
00:13:00,875 --> 00:13:03,211
How long can he possibly
be gone, anyway?
300
00:13:08,882 --> 00:13:10,150
That'll be Bullock.
301
00:13:10,184 --> 00:13:11,851
Time for the annual
CIA hunting trip.
302
00:13:12,987 --> 00:13:14,488
I can't believe
it's been a year
303
00:13:14,522 --> 00:13:15,822
since Steve left.
304
00:13:15,856 --> 00:13:17,457
God, I hope he's all right.
305
00:13:17,492 --> 00:13:18,825
I'm sure he's fine.
306
00:13:18,859 --> 00:13:20,693
He's probably living
up in Billings, Montana.
307
00:13:20,728 --> 00:13:22,329
Got a little stake
in a copper mine.
308
00:13:22,363 --> 00:13:23,963
Maybe a wife... Rose.
309
00:13:23,998 --> 00:13:26,532
Good ol' Rosie,
salt of the earth.
310
00:13:26,566 --> 00:13:29,201
He'll get down to Bozeman
one of these days.
311
00:13:29,236 --> 00:13:31,671
It's been so quiet around here.
312
00:13:31,705 --> 00:13:33,840
Roger, Klaus and Hayley
are still on
313
00:13:33,874 --> 00:13:35,675
that 100,000-mile
road trip.
314
00:13:35,709 --> 00:13:37,677
I didn't go on that trip.
315
00:13:37,711 --> 00:13:41,880
Hmm, you've really been flying
under the radar this year.
316
00:13:44,416 --> 00:13:47,885
Mmm! Eat plenty of moss,
my growing boys,
317
00:13:47,919 --> 00:13:49,887
or no lichen for dessert.
318
00:13:49,921 --> 00:13:52,590
I sure like lichen.
319
00:13:52,625 --> 00:13:54,192
Hey, where you going?
320
00:13:57,729 --> 00:13:59,797
The CIA hunting trip.
321
00:13:59,831 --> 00:14:03,066
So, it has been a year already.
322
00:14:04,435 --> 00:14:06,336
Again? You just went!
323
00:14:07,505 --> 00:14:09,339
What do you mean?
You know where it is.
324
00:14:09,374 --> 00:14:11,575
It's wherever
you want it to be.
325
00:14:18,215 --> 00:14:19,415
Is this lasagna?
326
00:14:19,449 --> 00:14:21,150
Did we agree on lasagna?
327
00:14:21,185 --> 00:14:23,419
I never would've voted
for lasagna.
328
00:14:23,453 --> 00:14:25,054
Father!
329
00:14:27,757 --> 00:14:29,124
Steve?!
330
00:14:30,427 --> 00:14:31,661
Steve! You're here!
331
00:14:31,695 --> 00:14:33,195
It's so good to see you.
332
00:14:33,229 --> 00:14:34,729
Well, you've seen me.
333
00:14:34,763 --> 00:14:36,731
And now it's time
for you and your kind
334
00:14:36,765 --> 00:14:38,132
to leave this place.
335
00:14:38,167 --> 00:14:39,601
What are you talking about?
336
00:14:39,635 --> 00:14:41,203
I have renounced
the ways of man,
337
00:14:41,237 --> 00:14:42,304
and have been living
in the woods
338
00:14:42,338 --> 00:14:43,971
raising the two deer
I orphaned.
339
00:14:44,006 --> 00:14:45,740
There will be no hunting
here today,
340
00:14:45,774 --> 00:14:47,375
nor ever again.
341
00:14:47,410 --> 00:14:48,976
But... the things
you're saying!
342
00:14:49,011 --> 00:14:50,477
All this time, I thought...
343
00:14:50,512 --> 00:14:53,480
you're not a man;
you're not even a mammal!
344
00:14:53,515 --> 00:14:54,948
You're an anti-mammal!
345
00:14:54,982 --> 00:14:56,650
That doesn't roll
off the tongue, does it?
346
00:14:56,685 --> 00:14:58,151
I'll have to combine
all those words,
347
00:14:58,186 --> 00:14:59,853
off the cuff,
to create a new word.
348
00:14:59,887 --> 00:15:02,523
I call you "an-i-mal."
349
00:15:02,557 --> 00:15:04,425
That's it...
"an-i-mal."
350
00:15:04,459 --> 00:15:07,227
It may not be a word,
but I know what it means.
351
00:15:07,261 --> 00:15:11,130
Will you make peace
with an... "an-i-mal"?
352
00:15:11,164 --> 00:15:12,298
Did I say that right?
353
00:15:12,333 --> 00:15:13,966
Yes, you did.
And no, I won't!
354
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,968
Then you've brought
this war on yourself.
355
00:15:17,638 --> 00:15:19,972
So does this mean
you and Rosie split up?
356
00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:21,906
Marriage is hard, son!
357
00:15:21,941 --> 00:15:24,809
You gotta learn
to tune out the nonsense!
358
00:15:34,954 --> 00:15:36,888
This is it.
It's finally here!
359
00:15:36,922 --> 00:15:38,088
Oh, my God.
360
00:15:38,123 --> 00:15:40,625
Here we go.
361
00:15:47,499 --> 00:15:48,466
What?!
362
00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:50,167
This is a '93 Sable!
363
00:15:50,201 --> 00:15:51,802
How is this happening?
364
00:16:04,482 --> 00:16:06,150
You can do it.
365
00:16:06,184 --> 00:16:08,318
Almost there.
366
00:16:16,860 --> 00:16:20,696
I'm not a vet, but I think
you're overfeeding your fish.
367
00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:24,000
As for you, all your organs
are wrong and scary to me.
368
00:16:24,034 --> 00:16:25,668
You might want
to have that looked at.
369
00:16:25,702 --> 00:16:27,135
Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man!
370
00:16:27,170 --> 00:16:28,136
What? What is it?
371
00:16:28,171 --> 00:16:29,271
The ambulance odometer's
372
00:16:29,305 --> 00:16:31,106
about to roll over to 100,000!
373
00:16:31,140 --> 00:16:33,675
You gotta get up here
and see this, bro!
374
00:16:33,709 --> 00:16:35,010
Five zeros?!
375
00:16:35,044 --> 00:16:36,577
Hot dog!
376
00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:38,880
Dear Lord.
377
00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:40,215
Some people go their whole lives
378
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:41,716
without seeing something
this beautiful.
379
00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:43,150
I can almost...
380
00:16:48,756 --> 00:16:52,026
Boys, all of your training
has been leading to this moment.
381
00:16:52,060 --> 00:16:53,760
Except for
the three months I wasted
382
00:16:53,795 --> 00:16:55,196
trying to teach you English.
383
00:16:55,230 --> 00:16:56,630
Go!
384
00:16:58,199 --> 00:17:00,533
And this one I scraped
on a rock,
385
00:17:00,567 --> 00:17:02,035
but it doesn't hurt.
386
00:17:02,069 --> 00:17:05,438
Sir, I'm picking up
something on the radar.
387
00:17:06,740 --> 00:17:08,842
I know what this is.
388
00:17:08,876 --> 00:17:12,578
Okay, my son wants a war,
let's give it to him.
389
00:17:22,355 --> 00:17:23,655
The sauna!
390
00:17:23,689 --> 00:17:24,923
We still have the steam room!
391
00:17:24,958 --> 00:17:26,558
But I prefer dry heat!
392
00:17:30,095 --> 00:17:32,096
It's an ambush!
We have to rally!
393
00:17:51,148 --> 00:17:52,615
Aah! Ticks!
394
00:17:52,649 --> 00:17:54,650
I feel tired all of a sudden.
395
00:17:54,685 --> 00:17:56,219
My muscles are achy,
396
00:17:56,254 --> 00:17:58,788
and my temperament
feels inconsistent.
397
00:18:01,792 --> 00:18:03,492
American bald eagles!
398
00:18:03,526 --> 00:18:04,726
We're saved!
399
00:18:06,429 --> 00:18:07,829
Snakes!
400
00:18:14,938 --> 00:18:17,172
Our espresso bar
with free WiFi!
401
00:18:17,207 --> 00:18:18,539
I've seen quite enough!
402
00:18:26,648 --> 00:18:27,949
Smith!
We're getting out of here!
403
00:18:27,983 --> 00:18:29,817
And surrender? Never!
404
00:18:29,851 --> 00:18:33,254
I'll tell your family
you were killed by chipmunks.
405
00:18:33,289 --> 00:18:35,555
(engine revs, tires screech
406
00:18:35,589 --> 00:18:39,626
It's about time that the hunter
who became the hunted
407
00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:41,795
becomes the hunter.
408
00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:44,197
Again.
409
00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:49,269
Boys? That you?
410
00:18:50,938 --> 00:18:52,871
It's over. We won.
411
00:18:54,274 --> 00:18:56,775
Dignan? Applejack?
412
00:18:58,312 --> 00:19:01,647
Ugh! I can't smell anything
with my seasonal allergies.
413
00:19:01,681 --> 00:19:02,681
Hey, Zyrtec!
414
00:19:03,317 --> 00:19:04,183
Aah!
415
00:19:05,319 --> 00:19:07,218
You can't stop me
from hunting, Steve.
416
00:19:07,253 --> 00:19:08,719
It's wrong, Dad.
417
00:19:08,754 --> 00:19:10,288
Hunting for sport is wrong.
418
00:19:10,323 --> 00:19:11,789
I feel very differently.
419
00:19:11,824 --> 00:19:13,425
My boys will come for me.
420
00:19:13,459 --> 00:19:14,859
Oh, I'm counting on it.
421
00:19:15,861 --> 00:19:17,996
Don't hurt him!
He's my son!
422
00:19:18,030 --> 00:19:19,965
You betrayed your species.
423
00:19:19,999 --> 00:19:21,166
He's not your son,
424
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:23,133
he's something for drunks
to shoot at.
425
00:19:23,168 --> 00:19:24,634
I've told you a thousand times,
426
00:19:24,669 --> 00:19:26,770
it's killing
that makes the man.
427
00:19:29,540 --> 00:19:31,308
Clever boy.
428
00:19:38,215 --> 00:19:40,283
No! Don't kill him!
429
00:19:40,317 --> 00:19:41,684
It's not what we do!
430
00:19:41,718 --> 00:19:42,785
Yeah, what he said.
431
00:19:42,819 --> 00:19:44,220
Killing's not what makes a man.
432
00:19:44,254 --> 00:19:45,321
It's something else.
433
00:19:47,557 --> 00:19:49,058
You'll regret it.
434
00:19:49,093 --> 00:19:50,726
I did.
435
00:20:01,037 --> 00:20:03,738
Dad, I'd like you to meet
your grandchildren.
436
00:20:03,772 --> 00:20:05,407
Uh, hello.
437
00:20:05,441 --> 00:20:07,109
Sorry Peepaw tried to kill you.
438
00:20:07,143 --> 00:20:10,411
I've been dreading this day,
but it's time.
439
00:20:11,779 --> 00:20:12,613
You're ready now.
440
00:20:12,647 --> 00:20:14,015
You have to go!
441
00:20:14,049 --> 00:20:17,184
Go! Get out of here!
Shoo!
442
00:20:17,219 --> 00:20:20,488
Yeah, yeah, they left
as soon as you said "go."
443
00:20:23,291 --> 00:20:25,393
You're probably pretty
disappointed in me, huh?
444
00:20:25,427 --> 00:20:26,926
Why would I be
disappointed in you?
445
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:29,896
'Cause I'm not a man,
and I guess I'll never be.
446
00:20:29,930 --> 00:20:32,298
No, Steve, I was wrong.
447
00:20:32,333 --> 00:20:34,100
Anyone can kill.
448
00:20:34,135 --> 00:20:36,302
But it takes a real man
to show mercy.
449
00:20:36,337 --> 00:20:38,004
You taught me that.
450
00:20:38,039 --> 00:20:39,672
So, I'm a man?
451
00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:41,974
At long last, I'm a man?
452
00:20:42,009 --> 00:20:43,942
You bet your ass you are.
453
00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:45,511
But only in the woods.
454
00:20:45,545 --> 00:20:48,847
And we're never coming
back here again.
455
00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:53,621
So those deer know how to
use guns, huh? That's cool.
456
00:20:53,652 --> 00:20:55,113
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457
00:21:07,162 --> 00:21:10,765
Well, we're almost to
100,000 again, Klaus...
458
00:21:10,799 --> 00:21:12,800
's bones.
459
00:21:15,202 --> 00:21:17,671
Ooh! Is that one of
those deer men?
460
00:21:17,705 --> 00:21:19,305
They're so interesting!
461
00:21:24,545 --> 00:21:26,145
Noooo!
462
00:21:26,180 --> 00:21:28,147
Bye, have a beautiful time!