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♪ Good morning, USA!
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♪ I got a feeling that it's
gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shining a salute
to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say
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♪ Good morning, USA
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Aah!
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♪ Good morning, USA!
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I don't believe this.
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How could they put me
at the kids' table?
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I'm 14.
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I'm Batman.
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No, you're not!
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I'm too old for this.
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I don't want to be
around all these babies
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playing Pokémon... badly.
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This kid right here is just
wasting his Charizard.
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You are wasting
your Charizard!
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Gentlemen, just in time
for the annual hunting trip,
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I've purchased an RV,
and I love it.
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It's like driving
a terrible little house.
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Hunting trip?
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That sounds awesome!
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Steve, that trip,
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like this table,
is for men only.
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Yeah, kid.
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So make like Pete Weber
in the tenth frame
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of the 2007 Pro Bowling
championships and split.
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♪ Da, da, da
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I love taking
the old '93 Mercury Sable
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out for a little joyride.
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Letting her stretch her legs.
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Oh, oh, odometer's about
to turn over to all zeros.
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That might be interesting
to see.
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Ooh, check out this girl.
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Just drifting along.
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What an interesting look
she has.
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I'm so interested
in things today.
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And well, I'll just say it:
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I'm behaving very interestingly.
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♪
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♪ Da, da, da
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♪ Da, da, da...
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Well, that's over.
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Oh, damn it!
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Y-You following
my daughter?
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Screw you, buddy!
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Get out of here,
you pervert!
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Your weird daughter
made me miss the zeros!
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She made me miss the thing!
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You freako!
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I don't know what
you're talking about!
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Get back in your house!
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Get back in
your damn house!
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Next on Guy Who Gets Laid A Lot,
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the guy spends the night alone.
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Aw...
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Psyche! He totally gets laid.
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Oh, they got me.
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They got me again.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
what is this?
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A brief PowerPoint
presentation
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about why I should go
on that CIA hunting trip.
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No, I told you,
it's for men.
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Exactly, and as you can see,
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I've gone through multiple rites
of passage,
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any of which should qualify me
for this manhood you speak of.
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What?!
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PowerPoint?!
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Why does it keep going back?
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I don't even want
these transitions.
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It's too busy.
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Look, Steve, you couldn't
cut it on this hunting trip.
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It's for rough and ready men,
and you're a boy.
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Then how do I become a man?
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Simple-- you have to hunt
and kill an animal.
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Well, how am I supposed
to do that
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if you won't let me
on the hunting trip?
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That's a catch-22.
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Joseph Heller's
absurdist novel?
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Whoa, stop right there.
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You know I only read books
I've already read.
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She's a beauty, sir.
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You ever want to drive around
with your poop,
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this is the vehicle.
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Aah!
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Yay.
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Steve's here.
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A spare tire that doubles
as a human boy?
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We live in
wondrous times, Smith.
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Damn it, Steve, I'm
taking you home right now.
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Nonsense. We're here
and I'm ready to hunt.
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Now, let's set up camp.
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Move!
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That!
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Bus!
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This is how we're camping?
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It's glamping,
not camping.
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Oh "glamping," huh, Smith?
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You refuse to use that word
for six years,
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then suddenly your son
shows up,
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and it's like
you thought of it.
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We've got an oxygen bar,
a yoga studio,
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and a good but not amazing
Thai restaurant,
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but it's pretty good.
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What do you hunt with?
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The only gun I've seen
is the one on the buffet.
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Guns? Ha! Steve.
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It's glunting, not hunting.
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We use something
a bit more sophisticated.
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We use
the Hunting Command Center.
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Men, let's kill some animals.
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Movement detected in Sector K-7.
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Coordinating satellite path.
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Initiating laser.
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Firing in three...
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two...
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Squirrel hunted.
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Squirrel down.
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Deer!
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It's in the Command Center.
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We're powerless!
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That gun is meant
to be decorative.
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It's a conversation piece.
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Smile, you son of a bitch.
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You're smiling.
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You son of a bitch.
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It's learning.
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Kill it now!
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Steve,
this is your man moment.
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Steve, you miss...
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What?
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My boy is dead.
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Long live my man.
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Hey, they put out éclairs.
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And then he shot it
out of the tree, Francine.
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It was one of those tree-bucks.
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You know the ones.
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Bang! Stab!
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Yeah, well, I just know
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they're both
in a better place now.
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That's right.
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Deer hell.
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You were so brave.
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I'm so proud
of my little boy.
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Oh, he's no little boy,
Francine.
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He's a man.
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Great, I-I'm a man.
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Can we just not talk
about this anymore?
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Well, you're not a man yet.
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There's still the Regaling.
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What's the Regaling?
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"What's the Regaling?"
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He wants to know
what the Regaling is.
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Never heard of it, he says.
Can you believe this?
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If you want to ask me
a question, Stan,
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ask me a question,
but don't use me as a prop.
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The Regaling
is a marvelous thing.
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After every hunt--
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oh, it's just divine!
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You tell your hunting story
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to a bunch of
drunks at the Lodge.
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I have to tell my story?
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Yes, and the Regaling
will double as your man,
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uh, coming out party.
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Wait, no, no, no, your man...
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arriving at party.
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Your manutante party.
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Manutante ball.
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D-Don't rush me.
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Manutante balls.
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Uh, went past it.
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Steve, let the women
clear the table
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while we adjourn
to another room,
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so I can tell you
how proud I am of you
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without feeling
like a total gaylord.
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Roger, are you feeling okay?
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You've been quiet
all through dinner.
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Oh, Franny.
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You ever miss
a moment in your life,
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one of those things
you'll never get back?
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You know I have
no regrets, Roger.
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That's why I got this.
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Your arm is right.
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I'm gonna drive
another 100,000 miles
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and see those zeros,
if it kills me.
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Ooh, road trip.
Bring me.
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I've got lots
of good travel bits,
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like pretending exit names
are movie titles.
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State Road, coming soon.
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Or Main Street,
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from the makers
of State Road.
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Hmm.
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I don't see that
getting old.
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Let's do it.
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Good idea, guys.
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You won't "regert" it.
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Steve, we don't want to
be late for the Regaling.
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You look like the most
handsome man in the world,
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Bollywood star Akshay Kumar.
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Oh, did you expect me
to say Ryan Gosling?
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I said "the world," Steve.
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Get out of your
Euro-centric bubble.
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Anyway, you look good.
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Regaling!
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Regaling!
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Okay, now, Steve, when you're
telling your hunting story,
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don't forget to
mention all the blood.
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People love blood.
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Dad, when you first
killed something,
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did you feel,
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I don't know,
guilty about...
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Steve, you're focusing
on the wrong thing.
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There is a lectern that
is exactly your size.
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Go get 'em, champ.
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Don't forget the bloo...
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Ah, he's gone.
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STEVE:
You can do this, Steve.
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Be a man.
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Uh, since time immemorial,
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mankind has been terrorized
by-by the deer.
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This fleet brown menace
has owned the night,
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nibbling at our gardens
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before slinking like cowards
back to the forest.
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I used to live
in the forest,
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but now I live on the wall
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with my wife up in my antlers.
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This is humiliating.
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Thanks, Steve.
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Uh...
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uh...
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Th-Th-These hideous,
huge, uh, vermin...
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He didn't even eat the meat.
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And all so he could
become a man?
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Well, least we know what
kind of man Steve's become...
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...a bad man.
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Uh...
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hideous verm...
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uh...
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I can't.
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I can't do this.
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I want to be a man,
but not like this.
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I feel awful
about what I did.
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I mean, when I fired,
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I was just trying
to scare it off.
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I wasn't trying to kill anyone.
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Did you hear that?
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He wasn't even trying!
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He's an effortless killer.
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With one shot, he slays not one,
not two, not three,
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but four deer!
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Four?!
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I wanted
to surprise you, Steve.
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But it turns out these deer
had babies,
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and without their parents,
they will surely starve.
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All right, Steve! Way to go!
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Congratulations!
That a guy!
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Steve...
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there's only one way
to be saved.
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Ugh! Again with this, Merv!
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Ever since you got mounted,
all you do is talk about Jesus!
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He is the light!
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Okay, we want to rack up
miles on this odometer
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as quickly as we can,
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so no stops,
drive-throughs only.
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And we're gonna share
your bowl as a bathroom.
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Oh, please, no.
268
00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:38,129
Not my bowl.
269
00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:40,799
Oh, well. I tried.
270
00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:43,501
You're a messed-up
fish, man.
271
00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:45,570
Is that Steve?
272
00:11:45,572 --> 00:11:47,972
He's in the middle
of nowhere.
273
00:11:47,974 --> 00:11:49,841
We should pull over.
We don't have time.
274
00:11:49,843 --> 00:11:51,042
Don't make eye contact.
275
00:12:10,362 --> 00:12:11,763
Don't worry, little guys.
276
00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:13,732
I'm gonna
stay here and raise you.
277
00:12:13,734 --> 00:12:14,933
I owe you that much.
278
00:12:14,935 --> 00:12:17,936
And I'm never gonna kill again.
279
00:12:38,792 --> 00:12:40,425
"Dear Mother and Father,
280
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:41,793
"Do not worry about me.
281
00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:43,628
"I have something
I must do.
282
00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:46,397
"I will return,
although I cannot say when.
283
00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:48,933
Tenderly yours,
Steven Anita."
284
00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:49,801
He's run away!
285
00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:50,802
He didn't run away.
286
00:12:50,804 --> 00:12:52,036
Children run away.
287
00:12:52,038 --> 00:12:53,438
Steve's a man now.
288
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,039
He just went to take care
of some business.
289
00:12:55,041 --> 00:12:56,040
It's all here in the note.
290
00:12:56,042 --> 00:12:57,242
I'm worried.
291
00:12:57,244 --> 00:12:59,444
Francine, it says right here,
"Don't worry."
292
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:01,045
Do you need to read
the note again?
293
00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:02,914
Your reading comprehension
is terrible.
294
00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:04,449
Look, he said he'll be back.
295
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:06,251
How long can he possibly
be gone, anyway?
296
00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:13,825
That'll be Bullock.
297
00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:15,460
Time for the annual
CIA hunting trip.
298
00:13:16,596 --> 00:13:17,996
I can't believe
it's been a year
299
00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:19,430
since Steve left.
300
00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:20,965
God, I hope he's all right.
301
00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:22,433
I'm sure he's fine.
302
00:13:22,435 --> 00:13:24,269
He's probably living
up in Billings, Montana.
303
00:13:24,271 --> 00:13:25,804
Got a little stake
in a copper mine.
304
00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:27,605
Maybe a wife-- Rose.
305
00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:30,074
Good ol' Rosie,
salt of the earth.
306
00:13:30,076 --> 00:13:32,844
He'll get down to Bozeman
one of these days.
307
00:13:32,846 --> 00:13:35,180
It's been so quiet
around here.
308
00:13:35,182 --> 00:13:37,415
Roger, Klaus and Hayley
are still on
309
00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:39,184
that 100,000-mile
road trip.
310
00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:41,186
I didn't go on that trip.
311
00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:45,456
Hmm, you've really been flying
under the radar this year.
312
00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:51,462
Mmm! Eat plenty of moss,
my growing boys,
313
00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:53,464
or no lichen for dessert.
314
00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:56,100
I sure like lichen.
315
00:13:56,102 --> 00:13:57,869
Hey, where you going?
316
00:14:01,207 --> 00:14:03,441
The CIA hunting trip.
317
00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:06,711
So, it has been a year already.
318
00:14:07,881 --> 00:14:10,048
Again? You just went!
319
00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:13,051
What do you mean?
You know where it is.
320
00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:15,119
It's wherever
you want it to be.
321
00:14:21,894 --> 00:14:22,894
Is this lasagna?
322
00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:24,829
Did we agree on lasagna?
323
00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:26,898
I never would've voted
for lasagna.
324
00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:28,733
STEVE:
Father!
325
00:14:31,303 --> 00:14:32,804
Steve?!
326
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,206
Steve! You're here!
327
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,875
It's so good to see you.
328
00:14:36,877 --> 00:14:38,243
Well, you've seen me.
329
00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:40,245
And now it's time
for you and your kind
330
00:14:40,247 --> 00:14:41,746
to leave this place.
331
00:14:41,748 --> 00:14:43,081
What are you talking about?
332
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:44,849
I have renounced
the ways of man,
333
00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:45,984
and have been living
in the woods
334
00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:47,552
raising the two deer
I orphaned.
335
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:49,254
There will be no hunting
here today,
336
00:14:49,256 --> 00:14:51,055
nor ever again.
337
00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:52,557
But... the things
you're saying!
338
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:53,925
All this time, I thought...
339
00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:56,928
you're not a man;
you're not even a mammal!
340
00:14:56,930 --> 00:14:58,529
You're an anti-mammal!
341
00:14:58,531 --> 00:15:00,164
That doesn't roll
off the tongue, does it?
342
00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:01,766
I'll have to combine
all those words,
343
00:15:01,768 --> 00:15:03,501
off the cuff,
to create a new word.
344
00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:06,070
I call you "an-i-mal."
345
00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:07,939
That's it--
"an-i-mal."
346
00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:10,942
It may not be a word,
but I know what it means.
347
00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:14,779
Will you make peace
with an... "an-i-mal"?
348
00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:16,014
Did I say that right?
349
00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:17,582
Yes, you did.
And no, I won't!
350
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:19,617
Then you've brought
this war on yourself.
351
00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:23,588
So does this mean
you and Rosie split up?
352
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:25,523
Marriage is hard, son!
353
00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:28,393
You gotta learn
to tune out the nonsense!
354
00:15:38,537 --> 00:15:40,471
This is it.
It's finally here!
355
00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:41,739
Oh, my God.
356
00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:44,108
Here we go.
357
00:15:51,150 --> 00:15:52,150
What?!
358
00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:53,785
This is a '93 Sable!
359
00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:55,320
How is this happening?
360
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,834
You can do it.
361
00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:12,070
Almost there.
362
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:24,248
I'm not a vet, but I think
you're overfeeding your fish.
363
00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:27,618
As for you, all your organs
are wrong and scary to me.
364
00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:29,187
You might want
to have that looked at.
365
00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:30,788
DRIVER:
Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man!
366
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:31,789
What? What is it?
367
00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:32,957
The ambulance odometer's
368
00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:34,759
about to roll over to 100,000!
369
00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:37,195
You gotta get up here
and see this, bro!
370
00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:38,629
Five zeros?!
371
00:16:38,631 --> 00:16:40,098
Hot dog!
372
00:16:41,433 --> 00:16:42,467
PARAMEDIC:
Dear Lord.
373
00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:43,868
Some people go their whole lives
374
00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:45,269
without seeing something
this beautiful.
375
00:16:45,271 --> 00:16:46,838
I can almost...
376
00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:55,613
Boys, all of your training
has been leading to this moment.
377
00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:57,281
Except for
the three months I wasted
378
00:16:57,283 --> 00:16:58,816
trying to teach you English.
379
00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:00,118
Go!
380
00:17:01,787 --> 00:17:04,055
And this one I scraped
on a rock,
381
00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:05,690
but it doesn't hurt.
382
00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:09,193
Sir, I'm picking up
something on the radar.
383
00:17:10,296 --> 00:17:12,463
I know what this is.
384
00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:16,134
Okay, my son wants a war,
let's give it to him.
385
00:17:26,011 --> 00:17:27,178
The sauna!
386
00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:28,513
We still have
the steam room!
387
00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:30,081
But I prefer dry heat!
388
00:17:33,685 --> 00:17:35,753
It's an ambush!
We have to rally!
389
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,074
Aah! Ticks!
390
00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:58,109
I feel tired all of a sudden.
391
00:17:58,111 --> 00:17:59,844
My muscles are achy,
392
00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:02,413
and my temperament
feels inconsistent.
393
00:18:05,351 --> 00:18:07,251
American bald eagles!
394
00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:08,286
We're saved!
395
00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:11,422
Snakes!
396
00:18:18,530 --> 00:18:20,865
Our espresso bar
with free WiFi!
397
00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:22,100
I've seen quite enough!
398
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,542
Smith!
We're getting out of here!
399
00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:33,377
And surrender? Never!
400
00:18:33,379 --> 00:18:36,914
I'll tell your family
you were killed by chipmunks.
401
00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:43,121
It's about time that the hunter
who became the hunted
402
00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:45,323
becomes the hunter.
403
00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:47,859
Again.
404
00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:52,964
Boys? That you?
405
00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:56,467
It's over. We won.
406
00:18:57,903 --> 00:19:00,304
Dignan? Applejack?
407
00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:05,176
Ugh! I can't smell anything
with my seasonal allergies.
408
00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:06,244
Hey, Zyrtec!
409
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:07,879
Aah!
410
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,915
You can't stop me
from hunting, Steve.
411
00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:12,283
It's wrong, Dad.
412
00:19:12,285 --> 00:19:13,985
Hunting for sport
is wrong.
413
00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:15,353
I feel very differently.
414
00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:17,155
My boys will come for me.
415
00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:18,489
Oh, I'm counting on it.
416
00:19:19,424 --> 00:19:21,626
Don't hurt him!
He's my son!
417
00:19:21,628 --> 00:19:23,594
You betrayed your species.
418
00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:24,829
He's not your son,
419
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:26,797
he's something for drunks
to shoot at.
420
00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:28,166
I've told you a thousand times,
421
00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:30,334
it's killing
that makes the man.
422
00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:35,039
Clever boy.
423
00:19:41,813 --> 00:19:43,948
No! Don't kill him!
424
00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:45,183
It's not what we do!
425
00:19:45,185 --> 00:19:46,317
Yeah, what he said.
426
00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:47,852
Killing's not what
makes a man.
427
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:48,986
It's something else.
428
00:19:51,223 --> 00:19:52,657
You'll regret it.
429
00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:54,258
I did.
430
00:20:04,570 --> 00:20:07,238
Dad, I'd like you to meet
your grandchildren.
431
00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:09,040
Uh, hello.
432
00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:10,675
Sorry Peepaw tried
to kill you.
433
00:20:10,677 --> 00:20:14,045
I've been dreading this day,
but it's time.
434
00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:16,314
You're ready now.
435
00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:17,548
You have to go!
436
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:20,751
Go! Get out of here!
Shoo!
437
00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:24,155
Yeah, yeah, they left
as soon as you said "go."
438
00:20:26,858 --> 00:20:29,026
You're probably pretty
disappointed in me, huh?
439
00:20:29,028 --> 00:20:30,428
Why would I be
disappointed in you?
440
00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:33,397
'Cause I'm not a man,
and I guess I'll never be.
441
00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:35,900
No, Steve, I was wrong.
442
00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:37,668
Anyone can kill.
443
00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:39,904
But it takes a real man
to show mercy.
444
00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:41,505
You taught me that.
445
00:20:41,507 --> 00:20:43,341
So, I'm a man?
446
00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:45,443
At long last, I'm a man?
447
00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:47,411
You bet your ass you are.
448
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:49,113
But only in the woods.
449
00:20:49,115 --> 00:20:52,283
And we're never coming
back here again.
450
00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:56,387
So those deer know how to
use guns, huh? That's cool.
451
00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:15,439
Well, we're almost to
100,000 again, Klaus...
452
00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:17,508
...'s bones.
453
00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:22,313
Ooh! Is that one of
those deer men?
454
00:21:22,315 --> 00:21:24,148
They're so interesting!
455
00:21:29,388 --> 00:21:30,921
Noooo!
456
00:21:30,923 --> 00:21:32,957
Bye, have a beautiful time!