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Oh! It's Coach!
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Coach, our old roommate?
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He wants to hang out tonight.
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- What?
- He just texted me.
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Oh, man, you better give
Power of Attorney to a loved one,
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'cause it's about to get crazy.
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When Coach has the dice,
every roll's a seven.
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♪ Here I am ♪
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♪ Rock you like a hurricane ♪
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Nick, trumpet solo.
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Yeah!
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You're ruining my wedding!
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You know, I bet this means
he broke up with Malia.
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I mean, that's his thing.
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He finds a girl,
he just disappears.
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Holy crap in a hat! Schmidt!
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How long have you been
out there?
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Oh, relax. Just bringing my chimes
over to the new loft.
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Damn it, Schmidt! You're here
all the time taking our stuff.
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You decided to move out,
so get new stuff.
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Oh, I'm sorry that I'm more into material
possessions than you.
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Schmidt, you stole my toothpaste
while I was using it.
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That's vindictive.
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- That's who took the toothpaste?
- Yeah.
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Uh-oh, you better watch out,
break of, break of dawn,
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because I'm about
to party all up in you!
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- Coach texted you, too?
- Yeah, man.
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Well, I guess he doesn't realize
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you're a dill weed
who doesn't live here anymore.
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Well, I guess he doesn't realize
that you're a dill weed who...
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who still lives here.
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Remember when you got those chimes,
and there was that girl?
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Yeah.
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- What's happening?
- I don't know. I don't get it.
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I had so much sex on patio furniture.
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- A lot of fun.
- The best.
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- I'm still mad at you.
- I'm mad at you, man!
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I need everyone to shut up
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and answer
one... simple... question!
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You sons a bitches ready to party?
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Yeah!
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♪ Who's that girl? ♪
♪ Who's that girl? ♪
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♪ Who's that girl?
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♪ Who's that girl? ♪
♪ It's Jess ♪
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Good to have you back, old man.
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So, what, uh,
you and Malia broke up?
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Oh, yeah. She got real fat on me,
so I was, like, "Ew. Bye."
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I guess her gain is our gain!
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Who are you?
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- Hey, come... Come on, man.
- It's me, Jess.
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Ah, yeah, no.
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We lived together
for, like, two weeks.
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We shared
some pretty big moments.
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- Yes! We got Bin Laden!
- SEAL Team 6, bitches!
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Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
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Huh.
I thought I was alone for that.
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- You weren't.
- Anyway,
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I'm single, and me and my boys
are gonna get crazy tonight!
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Huh?
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You know what I'm talking about,
Shrimp Forks.
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- Oh, man.
- Oh, no.
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What's Shrimp Forks?
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It's a name I gave Winston
when we played hoops.
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The ball used to always slip
through his little, small girly hands.
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Winston Bishop, point guard...
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Winston Bishop, point guard, R...
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Point guard, R...
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He couldn't palm an apple.
Old Shrimp Forks.
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So, I'm thinking strip club tonight?
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- Hmm?
- Oh, fun, fun! Fun! Fun!
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Uh, Nick, can I talk to you in
the other room alone for a sec?
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Should I close the door,
or do you want to just do it quietly?
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We're not having sex, Nick.
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No, I know that.
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- You wanted to come here and talk.
- Yeah.
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A strip club
on a Tuesday night?
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No, I know, I know, but this is
just what we always used to do.
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I don't want to be one
of those girls,
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but I feel kind of
uncomfortable about it.
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- I totally get it.
- Let's go, Nick.
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These dollar bills aren't gonna
stick themselves in a thong.
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I'm coming, my man.
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Right on.
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I might...
I might be coming, my man.
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- Oh, I get it. You're whipped.
- No, I'm not.
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I know you had to check in
with your girlfriend.
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We haven't even discussed
the girlfriend-boyfriend thing.
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Oh, cool, man. Let's go.
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What?
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What a...
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- I'm sorry, what did I just hear?
- What I...
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All I said was we haven't had
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the girlfriend-boyfriend discussion,
which we haven't.
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You don't think
you're my boyfriend?
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No, I never said that.
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I'm just talking terminology.
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We've never had the terminology.
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- We've never had the terminology.
- What?
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We've never used the terminology.
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It's funny you act like
you're my boyfriend,
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you have all the "privileges"
of being my boyfriend.
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I enjoy them.
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Would like me to revoke
those privileges?
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No, you're twisting my words.
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What I'm saying, Jess,
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is we've never had
the boyfriend-girlfriend,
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seeing other people conversation.
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We haven't had the seeing
other people conversation?
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You're seeing other people?
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No, I'm not. Are you?
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- No.
- Jess, I'm just...
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We haven't had
the conversation is all,
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and it's a conversation
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that I, personally,
would love to have.
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Uh, dude, let's go.
It's gonna close.
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Geez, is she not letting you go?
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I'm just telling her what kind
of cake to bake me, son.
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Oh.
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Damn!
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That's right. All right.
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What are you doing?!
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- I don't know.
- What are you doing?!
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Jess, it's when Coach is here,
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- I just...
- No.
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Nick!
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- I'm really sorry.
- Guess what, Nick?
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I'm going out tonight
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because we haven't had
the boyfriend-girlfriend talk,
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and we haven't had
the seeing other people talk,
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and I'm gonna bake a cake,
a pineapple upside down cake.
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- In terms of the metaphor, I'm really...
- Don't!
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Go to the strip club, Nick.
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Knock yourself out.
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Oh, don't wait up, Jebecca.
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Yeah, it's Jess.
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Right on.
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Men suck.
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- Nick isn't even a man.
- Mm-mm.
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He's like some man-boy,
man-child hybrid.
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The other day, I had to tell him
not to pull a dog's tail.
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I shouldn't have to do that.
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If a guy wants to play games, Jess,
you got to play them right back.
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- Right, good.
- Yeah.
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What does that mean?
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- I'd make him jealous.
- Yeah, right, yeah.
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And there are
a lot of guys out there
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that want to hook up with you.
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There is this one guy, Artie,
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from the coffee shop
who asked me out.
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Oh, actually,
you have my number.
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So give me a call.
Maybe we can go out sometime.
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Shut your face!
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You should maybe give this guy,
Artie, a call and see...
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No, that's too real.
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That's just way too real.
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Then why do you have his number
in your phone?
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I just like looking at it.
It's not weird.
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- No.
- But it has, like...
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a lot of fours in it.
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You know,
you know what I mean?
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No, I don't.
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Oh, which one of y'all
want a lap dance,
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because WB just hit the ATM.
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- Oh, hold up.
- Mm-hmm.
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Shrimp Forks, why'd you get
so much Bunny Money?
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What is Bunny Money?
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That is Bunny Money.
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That's not real money.
Look at the bill.
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President Rabbit
with two big ass jugs.
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Damn, man.
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It's fine. As long as you didn't
take out too much, you're okay.
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Hey, Schmidt,
I took out $2,000.
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You keep making mistakes,
Winston.
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Oh, isn't this great, guy?
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- Awesome.
- Yeah, man, the best.
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And it's gonna keep
getting better,
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because we're not leaving here
until the sun comes up.
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- Whew.
- Hey, yo, brick top!
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We about to get it popping.
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Whistle while you twerk!
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That man has so much confidence.
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It's amazing.
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Until the morning?
I can't do this, Schmidt.
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I'm having anxiety here.
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I have an 8:00 a.m. presentation.
That means
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I have to get there at 7:45
to lower everyone's chairs.
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Jess hasn't texted me back.
I'm starting to freak out.
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Here's what I think we should do.
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I think you should be the one
to just kind of tell him
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that we want to leave
and that maybe
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you want to leave
and then we'll all go together.
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Why do I have to be the heavy?
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All right, fellas!
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All right, he's back!
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So I got dancers for each of us,
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plus one floater to play the zone.
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Oh, defense!
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- Yeah!
- Here's a crazy idea.
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- Shoot, man.
- What if we got out of here,
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went back to the loft
and just hung out?
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You're going through a big breakup.
Let's talk it out, man.
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Yeah, yeah, let's just, um,
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go home and talk feelings.
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- No.
- Mm-mm.
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I was with Malia, now I'm not.
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There, we talked about it.
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Oh, look at the time.
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It's butt o'clock.
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- You whipped.
- Shut up, Schmidt.
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- You whipped.
- Straight-up whipped.
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I'm not whipped.
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- Whipped like cream cheese.
- Yeah, you are.
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- Whipped like cream cheese.
- Whipped!
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So, Cece, I'm thinking
of firing off this text to Nick.
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"Loving single life."
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Should I add a "whoo-hoo"
or is that too bitchy?
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Look who I called.
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Hey, Jess.
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Shut your face.
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What?
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Oh, looks like you could
use a new drink.
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Barkeep, can I please
get a Shirley Temple
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with a finger of coconut rum
and a lemon squeeze?
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I call it a Temple Grandin
because it makes friendly
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and compassionate.
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I have a boyfriend.
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No, she... No, she doesn't.
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Yeah, I do. She do.
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- No.
- Obviously, this is a bad time,
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and, uh, you're involved.
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In some shape or other.
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No, no, no.
She's free as a bird.
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- Cece.
- All right,
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well, he's a very lucky man.
I hope he realizes that.
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Oh, don't move.
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You've got an eyelash.
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There we go. Make a wish.
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I'm afraid to.
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All right, take care.
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Big mistake.
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I shook his hand. I had my fun.
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Do you think that Nick
is in the strip club right now
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shaking hands? No.
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Because he is a man.
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You can't trust them, Jess.
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Okay? The moment
you let your guard down,
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they just walk all over you.
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Tonight is the night to beat them
at their own game.
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Hey, Artie!
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00:08:25,385 --> 00:08:27,686
Bet you can't lift me!
251
00:08:29,922 --> 00:08:32,157
Uh, all sales
of Bunny Money are final.
252
00:08:32,191 --> 00:08:35,427
How am I supposed
to spend $2,000 on dancers?
253
00:08:35,461 --> 00:08:37,095
Oh, no.
Our dancers don't take it.
254
00:08:37,130 --> 00:08:38,873
- What?
- However, uh,
255
00:08:38,878 --> 00:08:40,382
Bunny Money is redeemable
at the bar,
256
00:08:40,417 --> 00:08:43,335
our gift shop and our sister club
in Fort Myers, Florida.
257
00:08:43,369 --> 00:08:44,703
What?!
258
00:08:44,737 --> 00:08:46,071
Body shot.
259
00:08:49,375 --> 00:08:50,742
You taste delicious,
do you know that?
260
00:08:50,777 --> 00:08:52,010
What is that? An aftertaste?
261
00:08:52,045 --> 00:08:53,612
- Probably baby formula.
- Oh...
262
00:08:53,646 --> 00:08:54,613
Tuesday nights!
263
00:08:54,647 --> 00:08:56,615
Girl, you are a pistol.
264
00:08:56,649 --> 00:08:58,350
I'll tell you what,
265
00:08:58,384 --> 00:09:00,685
how 'bout you and me go back
266
00:09:00,720 --> 00:09:03,221
and I dance on you this time?
267
00:09:04,957 --> 00:09:07,459
Oh, man.
268
00:09:07,493 --> 00:09:08,794
Tuesdays nights.
269
00:09:08,828 --> 00:09:10,629
You know, for a chub,
you're a terrible heavy.
270
00:09:10,663 --> 00:09:13,565
Let's just get Coach really drunk
until he passes out.
271
00:09:13,599 --> 00:09:15,874
Then we take him home.
Shot contest.
272
00:09:15,909 --> 00:09:17,869
Like in Raiders of the Lost Ark,
Schmidt.
273
00:09:17,904 --> 00:09:19,476
I'm not ripping a page
from that pro-Nazi film.
274
00:09:19,510 --> 00:09:20,777
It isn't pro-Nazi.
275
00:09:20,812 --> 00:09:22,941
Of course it is. It might as
well be an SS propaganda movie.
276
00:09:22,975 --> 00:09:25,343
No, everybody in a Nazi uniform
literally dies.
277
00:09:25,378 --> 00:09:27,709
Yeah, the...
When she puts the hand
278
00:09:27,744 --> 00:09:29,047
- into the, uh...
- The heart.
279
00:09:29,082 --> 00:09:31,850
No, not...
Well, that happens, too. Nazis.
280
00:09:31,884 --> 00:09:33,652
I don't think that makes you a Nazi.
281
00:09:33,686 --> 00:09:35,454
They ate the monkey brains,
and there was all the bugs.
282
00:09:35,488 --> 00:09:37,122
Nazi, Nazi.
283
00:09:37,156 --> 00:09:38,490
Nick's at a strip club,
284
00:09:38,524 --> 00:09:40,792
but he's just being a normal guy
in his 20s that wants
285
00:09:40,827 --> 00:09:42,961
to hang out with other guys
in their 20s.
286
00:09:42,995 --> 00:09:44,663
They're all in their 30s.
287
00:09:44,697 --> 00:09:46,131
- Hmm.
- Yeah.
288
00:09:46,165 --> 00:09:47,466
Enough about Nick.
289
00:09:47,500 --> 00:09:48,834
What do you do
290
00:09:48,868 --> 00:09:50,669
when you're not making coffee
at the coffee shop?
291
00:09:50,703 --> 00:09:53,338
- Well, actually, I own the coffee shop.
- What?
292
00:09:53,372 --> 00:09:54,840
It's not as glamorous
as you may think.
293
00:09:54,874 --> 00:09:56,274
It's a lot of spreadsheets
294
00:09:56,309 --> 00:09:58,777
and jetting off to Brazil
at a moment's notice.
295
00:09:58,811 --> 00:10:00,779
Nick's never been to Brazil.
296
00:10:00,813 --> 00:10:02,214
Maybe you should step away.
297
00:10:02,248 --> 00:10:05,784
You know, call Nick up
and hash things out.
298
00:10:05,818 --> 00:10:07,085
Hmm-mm, can't call Nick
'cause then he'll know
299
00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:08,086
I'm thinking about him.
300
00:10:08,121 --> 00:10:09,788
- Ah.
- And then he wins.
301
00:10:09,822 --> 00:10:11,423
Maybe you both win.
302
00:10:11,457 --> 00:10:12,591
Say Brazil again.
303
00:10:12,625 --> 00:10:13,925
Brazil.
304
00:10:16,062 --> 00:10:18,263
Say "rubber baby buggy bumpers."
305
00:10:18,297 --> 00:10:20,065
Rubber babby buggy bumpers.
306
00:10:20,099 --> 00:10:21,633
Oh, my God!
307
00:10:21,667 --> 00:10:23,768
Shot contest isn't working.
308
00:10:23,803 --> 00:10:25,270
It's only making him stronger.
309
00:10:25,304 --> 00:10:27,939
It's Jess.
310
00:10:27,974 --> 00:10:30,709
Hey, Jess,
I'm so glad you called!
311
00:10:30,743 --> 00:10:32,611
Nick, can I talk to you
for a second?
312
00:10:32,645 --> 00:10:35,380
Oh, is that, uh,
Notorious N.A.G.?
313
00:10:35,414 --> 00:10:37,315
- Hey!
- Is that Naggie Gyllenhaal?
314
00:10:37,350 --> 00:10:41,453
Hey, I don't need your help
checking my woman.
315
00:10:41,487 --> 00:10:43,188
You're checking your woman?
316
00:10:43,222 --> 00:10:44,723
Wait, how did you hear that?
317
00:10:44,757 --> 00:10:47,192
You were covering
the listening part, dummy.
318
00:10:47,226 --> 00:10:48,360
Yeah, but they look the same.
319
00:10:48,394 --> 00:10:49,728
I'm too drunk.
320
00:10:49,762 --> 00:10:51,997
Well, I'm way drunk, too,
and I'm with a man.
321
00:10:52,031 --> 00:10:53,732
What?
322
00:10:53,766 --> 00:10:56,334
He owns a business,
and he goes to Brazil.
323
00:10:57,331 --> 00:10:59,155
- Nick?
- Oh, it's a coin flip.
324
00:10:59,205 --> 00:11:00,305
Hello?
325
00:11:00,339 --> 00:11:02,040
He's so immature.
326
00:11:02,074 --> 00:11:04,075
Jess!
327
00:11:04,110 --> 00:11:05,477
Jess, I got it.
328
00:11:05,511 --> 00:11:06,878
Hey, I think you guys
have had enough.
329
00:11:06,913 --> 00:11:08,480
Why don't you let me
give you a ride home?
330
00:11:08,514 --> 00:11:09,748
Wait, you weren't drinking?
331
00:11:09,782 --> 00:11:11,149
Oh, no, no, no, I don't drink.
332
00:11:11,184 --> 00:11:12,884
I got to get a jump on the morning.
333
00:11:12,919 --> 00:11:14,691
Well, you really have it together.
334
00:11:14,726 --> 00:11:16,955
I bet you can use a phone, too.
335
00:11:16,989 --> 00:11:19,457
Your bar for having it together
is set pretty low.
336
00:11:19,492 --> 00:11:21,660
I don't think this
is such a good idea.
337
00:11:21,694 --> 00:11:24,663
- We can just grab a cab home.
- Cece, this was your idea.
338
00:11:24,697 --> 00:11:26,765
Artie, can we take your jet?
339
00:11:26,799 --> 00:11:29,367
Oh, it's just one coffee shop.
340
00:11:29,402 --> 00:11:31,269
Wouldn't you like to know?
341
00:11:31,804 --> 00:11:34,539
All right, guys,
give it up for Candy!
342
00:11:34,574 --> 00:11:35,874
Is that lobster gray?
343
00:11:35,908 --> 00:11:36,942
Most expensive thing on the menu.
344
00:11:36,976 --> 00:11:38,877
I got to go.
345
00:11:38,911 --> 00:11:39,878
What?
346
00:11:39,912 --> 00:11:41,613
Jess is drinking
and talking to some guy.
347
00:11:41,647 --> 00:11:44,382
Forget her, dude.
Relationships are prisons.
348
00:11:44,417 --> 00:11:46,585
How often do we get
to hang out like this?
349
00:11:46,619 --> 00:11:47,886
I haven't seen you in two years.
350
00:11:47,920 --> 00:11:49,888
Strippers and booze forever.
351
00:11:49,922 --> 00:11:50,989
- Hear, hear.
- There it is.
352
00:11:51,023 --> 00:11:52,190
No, stop, no, no.
353
00:11:52,225 --> 00:11:55,227
Relationships are not prisons,
354
00:11:55,261 --> 00:11:56,561
and Jess is amazing.
355
00:11:56,596 --> 00:11:59,097
She's sexy
356
00:11:59,131 --> 00:12:00,599
and sweet,
357
00:12:00,633 --> 00:12:02,934
and I can't lose her.
358
00:12:02,969 --> 00:12:05,470
So I'm going home to see her.
359
00:12:10,476 --> 00:12:13,111
Why are you crying?
We can see each other tomorrow.
360
00:12:13,145 --> 00:12:15,680
I didn't break up with Malia,
all right?
361
00:12:16,315 --> 00:12:19,551
- She broke up with me.
- Why didn't you say anything, man?
362
00:12:19,585 --> 00:12:21,553
'Cause I was embarrassed,
Winston.
363
00:12:22,688 --> 00:12:23,822
I lost her.
364
00:12:23,856 --> 00:12:26,491
I was just trying to fill a void
with all these naked chicks.
365
00:12:26,525 --> 00:12:29,561
I don't want to be here.
I want to be in love.
366
00:12:29,595 --> 00:12:32,230
Oh, Coach, this is so pathetic.
367
00:12:32,265 --> 00:12:35,857
Now she's dating
some dude named Derrique.
368
00:12:35,892 --> 00:12:37,669
Or Derek.
369
00:12:37,703 --> 00:12:40,105
Coach, you need to go home,
and I need to go home, too.
370
00:12:40,139 --> 00:12:41,439
You're right, man.
371
00:12:41,474 --> 00:12:43,575
You have to fight
for your relationships.
372
00:12:43,609 --> 00:12:45,243
- Freaking Derrique.
- Let's go.
373
00:12:45,278 --> 00:12:47,245
Mm-mmm, guys, guys,
you cannot leave.
374
00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:49,314
Dude, I was just crying.
I want to get out of here.
375
00:12:49,348 --> 00:12:50,982
It's embarrassing.
He cried in a strip club.
376
00:12:51,017 --> 00:12:52,751
All the dudes saw me cry.
Dude, I want to leave.
377
00:12:52,785 --> 00:12:55,453
Man, I got Bunny Money
coming out of my pockets.
378
00:12:56,488 --> 00:12:58,857
Wait a minute,
this ain't the way home.
379
00:12:58,891 --> 00:13:00,992
Yeah, we're just gonna make
a quick stop.
380
00:13:01,027 --> 00:13:04,429
We're gonna kick
Malia's boyfriend's ass.
381
00:13:04,463 --> 00:13:06,598
Wait, this is a police station?
382
00:13:06,632 --> 00:13:07,599
Uh-huh, that's where he works.
383
00:13:07,633 --> 00:13:09,768
You want to drunk fight a cop?
384
00:13:09,802 --> 00:13:12,404
He stole my girlfriend.
385
00:13:12,438 --> 00:13:13,938
Did you hear the joke
about the two black guys
386
00:13:13,973 --> 00:13:15,940
and two white guys who walked
into a police station?
387
00:13:15,975 --> 00:13:19,010
- The two white guys came out.
- I'm with Winston.
388
00:13:19,045 --> 00:13:20,011
- Winston?
- Mm-hmm?
389
00:13:20,046 --> 00:13:23,148
I got two of these,
and you got one more of those.
390
00:13:23,182 --> 00:13:24,683
- Put that away.
- Coach!
391
00:13:24,717 --> 00:13:25,784
Coach, let's do it.
392
00:13:25,818 --> 00:13:26,951
- Coach, no!
- Let's get raucous.
393
00:13:26,986 --> 00:13:28,453
- I'm ready.
- We're not ready!
394
00:13:29,050 --> 00:13:31,751
- He is pure life force.
- He's a lunatic, man.
395
00:13:31,785 --> 00:13:32,752
I got to get out of here.
396
00:13:32,786 --> 00:13:34,153
I want to go, too.
I got a work thing.
397
00:13:34,187 --> 00:13:36,422
- Well, I got a girl thing, dude.
- Work trumps girls.
398
00:13:36,456 --> 00:13:37,857
Girls are replaceable.
Jobs are forever.
399
00:13:37,891 --> 00:13:40,192
I bet I get left with the fare.
I just bet...
400
00:13:40,227 --> 00:13:41,727
Hey, driver,
let me just ask you something.
401
00:13:41,762 --> 00:13:43,396
Do you like strippers?
402
00:13:43,430 --> 00:13:46,332
Do you also like the deal
of a lifetime?
403
00:13:46,366 --> 00:13:47,700
I wanted to leave first.
404
00:13:47,734 --> 00:13:49,235
I've been saying that
the whole night,
405
00:13:49,269 --> 00:13:50,870
and none of you guys
can stop me.
406
00:13:50,904 --> 00:13:53,205
You think that you can...
you can...
407
00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:56,509
beat me in a physical altercation
of fisticuffs?
408
00:13:56,543 --> 00:13:58,344
I will beat you in a way
409
00:13:58,378 --> 00:14:01,180
that you've never been beaten before.
410
00:14:02,582 --> 00:14:03,949
Ooh.
411
00:14:03,984 --> 00:14:04,984
Damn it!
412
00:14:05,018 --> 00:14:06,218
You got hit in the face, son.
413
00:14:06,253 --> 00:14:07,953
Hit me again.
414
00:14:07,988 --> 00:14:09,622
'Cause I swear
415
00:14:09,656 --> 00:14:11,057
you'll be... I'll be...
416
00:14:11,091 --> 00:14:15,361
Loosen up your neck so I can put you
into the headlock of a lifetime.
417
00:14:15,395 --> 00:14:16,996
Guys, it's escalating, look!
418
00:14:17,030 --> 00:14:19,198
I'm a cop, pew, pew, pew.
419
00:14:19,232 --> 00:14:21,400
No, no, no, no, no.
420
00:14:21,435 --> 00:14:23,302
Thanks for the ride, Artie.
421
00:14:23,336 --> 00:14:24,904
Bathroom's down the hall.
422
00:14:24,938 --> 00:14:26,138
It's the one with the urinals.
423
00:14:26,173 --> 00:14:27,540
I do live with men.
424
00:14:27,574 --> 00:14:29,575
Nay, boys.
425
00:14:32,412 --> 00:14:34,547
Look, if he can pee in Brazil,
426
00:14:34,581 --> 00:14:35,981
he can pee at my house.
427
00:14:36,016 --> 00:14:37,349
- Do you actually like this guy?
- What?
428
00:14:37,384 --> 00:14:39,518
No, no.
429
00:14:39,553 --> 00:14:42,154
Nick couldn't call me his girlfriend,
430
00:14:42,189 --> 00:14:43,789
and that hurt.
431
00:14:43,824 --> 00:14:47,193
Now I want to hurt him back
with some long,
432
00:14:47,227 --> 00:14:50,329
hot conversation.
433
00:14:50,363 --> 00:14:51,897
- That's what you really want to do?
- Yes.
434
00:14:51,932 --> 00:14:53,432
Men suck, remember?
435
00:14:53,467 --> 00:14:54,867
I'm sorry about saying that,
436
00:14:54,901 --> 00:14:56,836
because I put that on you,
all right?
437
00:14:56,870 --> 00:15:00,206
That's because I'm going through
something right now with Schmidt.
438
00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:02,908
- You have Nick.
- Nick's a child
439
00:15:02,943 --> 00:15:04,877
who drinks on Tuesdays.
440
00:15:04,911 --> 00:15:07,012
You're drinking on a Tuesday
and you are a teacher.
441
00:15:07,047 --> 00:15:09,014
Those kids are watching
a movie tomorrow.
442
00:15:09,049 --> 00:15:11,250
Look, Nick doesn't have a life plan.
443
00:15:11,284 --> 00:15:12,952
He doesn't have a day plan.
444
00:15:12,986 --> 00:15:15,087
I once found a note
he wrote to himself
445
00:15:15,122 --> 00:15:16,856
that said "Put on pants"
446
00:15:16,890 --> 00:15:19,191
followed by a question mark.
447
00:15:19,226 --> 00:15:21,894
That means it read,
"Put on pants?"
448
00:15:21,928 --> 00:15:25,064
Also, he throws pizza at seagulls,
449
00:15:25,098 --> 00:15:29,268
which I guess is kind of nice
because he's trying to feed them.
450
00:15:30,303 --> 00:15:33,172
And he's a really,
451
00:15:33,206 --> 00:15:35,107
really great kisser.
452
00:15:35,142 --> 00:15:37,643
You have something really good.
453
00:15:39,780 --> 00:15:43,716
Just go get Artie and tell him
to leave, all right?
454
00:15:43,750 --> 00:15:44,950
Can you just get Derek?!
455
00:15:44,985 --> 00:15:46,152
Hey! Hey!
456
00:15:46,186 --> 00:15:47,253
He's gonna get the whole precinct!
457
00:15:47,287 --> 00:15:48,888
This is a high-income area.
458
00:15:48,922 --> 00:15:50,788
They're very bored in there.
459
00:15:50,891 --> 00:15:54,260
Oh, my goodness,
this jacket smells like gasoline.
460
00:15:54,294 --> 00:15:56,295
Guys, come on.
461
00:15:56,329 --> 00:15:58,464
Come on, man,
we're too old for this.
462
00:15:58,498 --> 00:16:01,801
- We're too old for this whole night.
- What?
463
00:16:01,835 --> 00:16:04,069
Life changes.
You got to grow up.
464
00:16:04,104 --> 00:16:07,072
I did. I'm in a relationship,
and I'm happy.
465
00:16:07,107 --> 00:16:09,775
Schmidt moved out of the loft,
and he's happy.
466
00:16:09,810 --> 00:16:11,076
I'm miserable!
467
00:16:11,111 --> 00:16:13,012
- It's your fault.
- What are you talking about?
468
00:16:13,046 --> 00:16:14,513
I'm in a vacancy room!
469
00:16:14,548 --> 00:16:17,483
- A room of vacancy! Empty nest!
- By choice! By choice!
470
00:16:17,517 --> 00:16:19,185
Let me tell you something,
when I'm done with you,
471
00:16:19,219 --> 00:16:20,486
your face is gonna look
all melted
472
00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:22,087
like the president
at the end of Raiders.
473
00:16:22,122 --> 00:16:23,522
He wasn't a president!
You saw a different movie
474
00:16:23,557 --> 00:16:25,958
- than everybody else in the world!
- I'll kill you!
475
00:16:25,992 --> 00:16:27,459
- He wasn't a president.
- Guys, guys!
476
00:16:27,494 --> 00:16:28,894
Kick you in the butt!
477
00:16:28,929 --> 00:16:30,362
- Don't! You touched my penis!
- Hey, hey!
478
00:16:30,397 --> 00:16:31,697
Don't touch my penis!
479
00:16:31,731 --> 00:16:32,832
Stop! Stop it!
480
00:16:32,866 --> 00:16:34,300
- You just touched my penis!
- Hey! Hey!
481
00:16:34,334 --> 00:16:36,202
You touched my...
482
00:16:37,537 --> 00:16:38,737
You guys, grow up!
483
00:16:38,772 --> 00:16:42,675
- You grow up. Grow up!
- Coach? What are you doing here?
484
00:16:44,511 --> 00:16:48,781
- Is this about Malia?
- Yeah, it's about Malia.
485
00:16:53,779 --> 00:16:55,903
Take care of her, man.
486
00:16:56,489 --> 00:16:58,123
Yeah, I will.
487
00:16:58,158 --> 00:17:00,359
I'm a cop,
488
00:17:00,393 --> 00:17:02,027
not some drunk loser.
489
00:17:02,062 --> 00:17:05,164
Get out of here.
490
00:17:09,502 --> 00:17:11,036
Should we grow up
tomorrow night?
491
00:17:12,739 --> 00:17:14,240
Yeah.
492
00:17:14,274 --> 00:17:15,507
Muscle time!
493
00:17:15,542 --> 00:17:16,609
- Get on the ground!
- Muscle time!
494
00:17:16,643 --> 00:17:18,677
- I'm a cop!
- Back up!
495
00:17:18,712 --> 00:17:20,479
- I got a badge and a gun!
- Arrest me, dude!
496
00:17:21,848 --> 00:17:23,682
He's got backup! Go! Go!
497
00:17:23,717 --> 00:17:25,217
- Go! Go!
- Go!
498
00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:27,152
Serpentine!
499
00:17:27,187 --> 00:17:29,121
Serpentine!
500
00:17:35,228 --> 00:17:37,229
Artie, I have to hit the hay.
501
00:17:40,767 --> 00:17:42,001
Oh, dear!
502
00:17:42,035 --> 00:17:43,168
Don't worry.
503
00:17:43,203 --> 00:17:45,204
I'm gonna make you coffee
in the morning.
504
00:17:51,087 --> 00:17:54,329
It's been a really great evening,
what a treat it's been,
505
00:17:54,390 --> 00:17:56,657
but I think somewhere
along the way,
506
00:17:56,692 --> 00:17:57,825
some signals got crossed.
507
00:17:57,860 --> 00:18:00,294
Signals could not have been
any clearer.
508
00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:01,963
Come on in.
509
00:18:01,997 --> 00:18:03,998
The water's warm.
510
00:18:05,601 --> 00:18:07,235
Are you splashing me?
511
00:18:07,269 --> 00:18:08,636
I'm fixing to mix you up.
512
00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:10,137
Seriously?
513
00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:11,973
Oh, men are such dicks.
514
00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:19,113
All right, guys, second wind.
515
00:18:19,147 --> 00:18:21,682
You got an old TV?
Let's throw it off the roof.
516
00:18:21,717 --> 00:18:24,151
Come on,
you're crashing with me.
517
00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:27,188
And you,
go talk to your girlfriend.
518
00:18:27,222 --> 00:18:28,656
Thanks.
519
00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:30,925
Hey, it was a fun night.
520
00:18:30,959 --> 00:18:32,693
All right, guys.
521
00:18:32,728 --> 00:18:33,794
Let's go, Shrimp Forks.
522
00:18:33,829 --> 00:18:36,097
Coach, Shrimp Forks?
523
00:18:36,131 --> 00:18:37,632
Come on, man,
that makes no sense.
524
00:18:37,666 --> 00:18:39,333
I played professional basketball.
525
00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:40,835
You got to stop calling me that.
526
00:18:40,869 --> 00:18:42,336
I'm sorry, man.
527
00:18:43,071 --> 00:18:44,672
Hop along, Bunny Money.
528
00:18:44,706 --> 00:18:46,407
Better than Shrimp Forks.
529
00:18:46,441 --> 00:18:47,942
- I'll take that.
- Fantastic.
530
00:18:47,976 --> 00:18:49,911
It only cost you $2,000.
531
00:18:49,945 --> 00:18:51,345
It did, didn't it?
532
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:54,916
The Brazilians have the same word
for making love to one woman
533
00:18:54,950 --> 00:18:57,385
as they do
for making love to two.
534
00:18:58,627 --> 00:19:01,449
Mah-gaa-leesh.
535
00:19:02,124 --> 00:19:03,958
Take off your tops
and say it with me.
536
00:19:03,992 --> 00:19:04,825
Jess!
537
00:19:04,860 --> 00:19:06,527
Oh, my God, that's Nick!
538
00:19:06,561 --> 00:19:08,930
Okay, okay,
you-you just get him dressed.
539
00:19:08,964 --> 00:19:10,131
I will stall Nick.
540
00:19:10,165 --> 00:19:11,632
I am really good
at this kind of thing.
541
00:19:11,667 --> 00:19:13,301
Oh, my God.
542
00:19:13,335 --> 00:19:14,669
Nick, hey, great.
543
00:19:14,703 --> 00:19:16,437
I've been wanting to talk to you
about this side table.
544
00:19:16,471 --> 00:19:17,872
What kind of wood is it
made out of?
545
00:19:17,906 --> 00:19:18,873
Jess, I failed!
546
00:19:18,907 --> 00:19:20,074
Jess.
547
00:19:21,276 --> 00:19:23,477
Welcome, brother.
548
00:19:23,512 --> 00:19:25,313
Oh, my God.
549
00:19:25,347 --> 00:19:27,248
Nick, I can't imagine what
you must be thinking right now.
550
00:19:27,282 --> 00:19:28,849
Actually, I can.
551
00:19:28,884 --> 00:19:30,017
This is your worst nightmare.
552
00:19:30,052 --> 00:19:31,585
There's a very good-looking man
in my bed,
553
00:19:31,620 --> 00:19:32,653
and he's naked,
554
00:19:32,688 --> 00:19:34,922
and I'm flushed,
and I'm flustered.
555
00:19:34,957 --> 00:19:37,391
I might as well just spray paint
"Jay Cutler sucks" on the wall
556
00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:39,226
and just round
out the whole image, right?
557
00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:42,129
But, Nick, nothing happened,
558
00:19:42,164 --> 00:19:44,598
and nothing was ever going
to happen,
559
00:19:44,633 --> 00:19:47,668
and you have to believe me,
please.
560
00:19:47,703 --> 00:19:51,605
Say you believe me, please.
561
00:19:54,609 --> 00:19:57,044
I believe you.
562
00:20:01,249 --> 00:20:04,018
Do you have any questions?
563
00:20:04,052 --> 00:20:06,020
Do you want me
to have questions?
564
00:20:06,054 --> 00:20:07,922
Well...
565
00:20:07,956 --> 00:20:09,256
Hey, Artie?
566
00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:11,659
I'm gonna need you
567
00:20:11,693 --> 00:20:13,861
to get out
of my girlfriend's bed, man.
568
00:20:15,397 --> 00:20:16,864
Well, uh,
569
00:20:16,898 --> 00:20:19,500
I'm naked and-and in bed,
570
00:20:19,534 --> 00:20:21,969
and you're fully clothed
and standing,
571
00:20:22,004 --> 00:20:24,472
so I mean, I hardly think
this would be a fair fight.
572
00:20:24,506 --> 00:20:26,907
Well, I'd like it to be a fair fight.
573
00:20:28,143 --> 00:20:29,744
Thank God for snaps.
574
00:20:29,778 --> 00:20:31,379
Men are so weird.
575
00:20:31,413 --> 00:20:33,214
I must warn you,
576
00:20:33,248 --> 00:20:36,384
while spending time in Brazil...
577
00:20:36,418 --> 00:20:39,320
Let get situated first
before we get into this thing.
578
00:20:39,354 --> 00:20:41,122
Oh, my God!
579
00:20:42,057 --> 00:20:43,691
- Bye-bye.
- Don't die, big guy.
580
00:20:44,860 --> 00:20:46,927
- Hey.
- Hey.
581
00:20:46,962 --> 00:20:48,796
You called me your girlfriend.
582
00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:50,431
Did I? I don't remember.
583
00:20:54,703 --> 00:20:56,003
Where's Winston with the food?
584
00:20:56,038 --> 00:20:58,105
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
585
00:20:58,140 --> 00:21:01,008
It was crazy at the V-Rab.
Bachelor party season.
586
00:21:01,043 --> 00:21:03,077
- I got a deep-dish gyrator, no mushrooms.
- That's me.
587
00:21:03,111 --> 00:21:04,345
Don't call it V-Rab.
588
00:21:04,379 --> 00:21:06,313
Please.
589
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:08,416
I got the main stage fish tacos.
590
00:21:08,450 --> 00:21:10,317
- No regrets.
- Great order.
591
00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:11,719
Pour some sugar on meatballs?
592
00:21:11,753 --> 00:21:13,154
- Oh, that's me.
- Thank you.
593
00:21:13,188 --> 00:21:16,830
Let's see, and I got the short
stack ass-clap pancakes.
594
00:21:17,476 --> 00:21:19,275
You want to switch?
595
00:21:19,514 --> 00:21:21,874
- Schmidt, you want a taco?
- No, I'm gonna take one of Winston's.
596
00:21:21,908 --> 00:21:23,542
- Take it if you want it, dude.
- I was just thinking
597
00:21:23,577 --> 00:21:26,445
maybe-maybe you guys
could chip in a little bit.
598
00:21:26,479 --> 00:21:29,180
- 'Cause it was expensive.
- You want one of Winston's tacos?
599
00:21:29,461 --> 00:21:32,104
I'll take 50 cents on the dollar,
I really would. I really would.
600
00:21:33,405 --> 00:21:34,990
Please?
601
00:21:35,391 --> 00:21:38,118
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