1 00:00:03,937 --> 00:00:05,268 DEAN: Sammy's hurt. He's hurt real bad. 2 00:00:05,372 --> 00:00:07,840 This one goes out to any angel with their ears on. 3 00:00:07,941 --> 00:00:10,102 This is Dean Winchester. Ripped By mstoll 4 00:00:10,210 --> 00:00:12,576 And I need your help. 5 00:00:12,679 --> 00:00:13,839 - Start with a name. - Ezekiel. 6 00:00:13,947 --> 00:00:15,437 There is a chance I could fix your brother. 7 00:00:15,548 --> 00:00:16,572 How would it work? 8 00:00:16,683 --> 00:00:18,310 EZEKIEL: I heal Sam, while I heal myself. 9 00:00:18,418 --> 00:00:20,943 Sam can eject me, at any time. 10 00:00:21,054 --> 00:00:23,386 And if Sam does eject me, he will die. 11 00:00:23,490 --> 00:00:25,287 Then, we keep it a secret, for now. 12 00:00:25,392 --> 00:00:26,859 I just got to hope that you're one of the good guys. 13 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:28,257 I am. 14 00:00:30,897 --> 00:00:32,057 Zeke! 15 00:00:32,165 --> 00:00:33,962 You can bring her back, like you did with Cass. 16 00:00:36,903 --> 00:00:38,564 - I cannot keep doing that. - Why the hell not? 17 00:00:38,671 --> 00:00:40,502 EZEKIEL: Every time I use my power, 18 00:00:40,607 --> 00:00:41,972 it weakens me. 19 00:00:42,542 --> 00:00:43,975 (GASPS) 20 00:00:44,110 --> 00:00:45,099 Merry Christmas. 21 00:00:45,211 --> 00:00:47,008 DEAN: Dad wants us to pick up where he left off. 22 00:00:47,113 --> 00:00:48,512 Saving people, hunting things. 23 00:00:48,615 --> 00:00:49,604 The family business. 24 00:00:49,716 --> 00:00:50,774 Becky, it's all real. 25 00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:52,010 I knew it. 26 00:00:52,118 --> 00:00:53,483 Nipples? 27 00:00:54,988 --> 00:00:57,286 Come on. We hunt monsters. 28 00:00:57,390 --> 00:00:59,017 Why am I here? 29 00:00:59,125 --> 00:01:01,093 Where normal people, they see a monster and they run, 30 00:01:01,194 --> 00:01:02,593 but not us, no, no, no. 31 00:01:02,695 --> 00:01:04,663 We search out things that want to kill us. 32 00:01:05,498 --> 00:01:06,430 Real. It's real. 33 00:01:06,533 --> 00:01:08,501 - No, no, no. - Now you die. 34 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:11,135 You know who does that? Crazy people. 35 00:01:11,237 --> 00:01:12,101 I'm Batman. 36 00:01:12,205 --> 00:01:13,172 (GROANS) 37 00:01:13,873 --> 00:01:15,170 We are insane. 38 00:01:15,408 --> 00:01:16,807 I lost my shoe. 39 00:01:16,876 --> 00:01:17,843 (CAT HOWLING) 40 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:19,469 (HIGH-PITCHED SCREAM) 41 00:01:19,546 --> 00:01:21,104 That was scary. 42 00:01:24,017 --> 00:01:25,575 MAN ON TV: And with a 1:20 left in the game, 43 00:01:25,685 --> 00:01:27,209 it's 62-54. 44 00:01:27,320 --> 00:01:30,448 This team wants that championship. 45 00:01:30,557 --> 00:01:31,524 He's got to make the break. 46 00:01:31,624 --> 00:01:32,556 He jumps. 47 00:01:32,659 --> 00:01:34,126 It's good, but the ref's on the whistle. 48 00:01:34,227 --> 00:01:37,754 He's calling a foul. Could be charging. 49 00:01:37,864 --> 00:01:40,355 Number 10, he's not happy about that. 50 00:01:40,467 --> 00:01:42,367 This guy just about could foul out 51 00:01:42,469 --> 00:01:44,869 and nobody but the ref wants to see that happen. 52 00:01:44,971 --> 00:01:46,370 Coach Johnson watches the block. 53 00:01:46,473 --> 00:01:48,498 He calls time-out. 54 00:01:49,776 --> 00:01:51,368 Talking to the ref right now. 55 00:01:51,411 --> 00:01:52,878 You know, so far, this game, 56 00:01:52,979 --> 00:01:53,968 there have been a number of fouls 57 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:55,172 called by this particular ref, 58 00:01:55,281 --> 00:01:58,614 and that's not gone unnoticed by players and the like. 59 00:01:58,651 --> 00:01:59,811 (SOFT WHINE) 60 00:02:00,553 --> 00:02:02,214 Easy, Colonel. 61 00:02:02,288 --> 00:02:04,381 That's right, this ref... (CLATTERING) 62 00:02:04,491 --> 00:02:06,618 Fifty-four. (COLONEL GROWLS, BARKS) 63 00:02:25,778 --> 00:02:26,836 Is anyone here? 64 00:02:38,725 --> 00:02:40,249 Oh! 65 00:02:45,798 --> 00:02:47,595 Gets me every time. 66 00:02:47,700 --> 00:02:48,962 (COLONEL BARKING) 67 00:02:54,207 --> 00:02:55,538 What's the matter, boy? 68 00:02:55,642 --> 00:02:56,768 It's me. 69 00:03:05,485 --> 00:03:06,884 What the hell? 70 00:03:11,691 --> 00:03:13,454 (GAGGING) 71 00:03:25,004 --> 00:03:26,733 (BONES CRACKING) 72 00:03:35,915 --> 00:03:37,678 Wow. 73 00:03:37,817 --> 00:03:39,216 What? 74 00:03:39,452 --> 00:03:42,853 Kevin, just pour some buffalo milk down his gob, twice. 75 00:03:42,956 --> 00:03:44,548 Buffalo milk? 76 00:03:44,657 --> 00:03:45,954 Yeah, the hangover cure-all. 77 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:48,289 It's got everything in it except buffalo milk. 78 00:03:48,394 --> 00:03:50,988 How's that kid still recovering from Branson? 79 00:03:51,097 --> 00:03:52,689 What can I say, he's an amateur. 80 00:03:52,799 --> 00:03:55,199 The Slippery Nipple shots at the Dolly Parton 81 00:03:55,301 --> 00:03:57,098 Dixie stampede nearly killed the guy. 82 00:03:57,203 --> 00:03:58,761 All right. 83 00:03:58,871 --> 00:04:00,600 Well, I got something that's gonna get us back 84 00:04:00,707 --> 00:04:02,470 on the road. 85 00:04:02,575 --> 00:04:04,008 - A case? - Yeah. 86 00:04:04,110 --> 00:04:05,134 You sure you're ready for that? 87 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:08,374 Why would I not be ready for that? 88 00:04:09,916 --> 00:04:11,144 Aren't you kind of running on empty? 89 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:13,412 Yeah, but the last three nights straight, 90 00:04:13,519 --> 00:04:14,508 I had eight hours of shut-eye. 91 00:04:14,621 --> 00:04:15,815 For a hunter, that's, like, 20. 92 00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:17,514 Trust me, Dean. I feel good. 93 00:04:17,624 --> 00:04:19,489 Well, that's great and all, James Brown, 94 00:04:19,592 --> 00:04:21,082 but you're still recovering from the trials. 95 00:04:21,194 --> 00:04:22,786 I think you ought to pace yourself, you know? 96 00:04:22,895 --> 00:04:24,089 The sooner you heal... 97 00:04:27,433 --> 00:04:29,128 Yeah? 98 00:04:29,235 --> 00:04:30,133 I just want you back to your old self. 99 00:04:30,236 --> 00:04:31,328 I am, Dean. 100 00:04:31,437 --> 00:04:32,836 Look, if Kevin's back on the heaven spell, 101 00:04:32,939 --> 00:04:33,837 Crowley's locked up. 102 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:35,407 We should be out there, doing what we do best. 103 00:04:35,508 --> 00:04:36,440 Yeah. 104 00:04:36,542 --> 00:04:37,531 You want to listen, at least? 105 00:04:37,644 --> 00:04:38,633 Okay, great. 106 00:04:38,745 --> 00:04:40,736 Taxidermist named Max Alexander 107 00:04:40,847 --> 00:04:42,314 mysteriously crushed to death. 108 00:04:42,415 --> 00:04:44,246 Nearly every joint in his body dislocated, 109 00:04:44,350 --> 00:04:45,612 every bone broken. 110 00:04:45,718 --> 00:04:46,650 Poor guy's a human pretzel. 111 00:04:46,753 --> 00:04:49,415 You tell me what's got that kind of strength. 112 00:04:49,522 --> 00:04:51,353 Demonic luchador? 113 00:04:51,457 --> 00:04:53,652 Shop's a couple hours away, in Enid, Oklahoma. 114 00:04:53,760 --> 00:04:54,954 We should at least check it out. 115 00:04:55,061 --> 00:04:56,926 Unless there's some reason you think we shouldn't. 116 00:05:06,873 --> 00:05:08,067 Subtle. 117 00:05:08,174 --> 00:05:09,402 Check that out. 118 00:05:10,710 --> 00:05:11,734 Huh. 119 00:05:21,554 --> 00:05:23,545 Well, the creep factor just skyrocketed. 120 00:05:23,589 --> 00:05:25,250 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 121 00:05:25,291 --> 00:05:27,782 How are you? Agents Michaels and DeVille. 122 00:05:29,796 --> 00:05:31,195 The body's already been to the morgue. 123 00:05:31,297 --> 00:05:33,288 Just wrapping it up with Dave Stephens. 124 00:05:33,399 --> 00:05:36,562 He's the one who discovered the body. 125 00:05:36,669 --> 00:05:39,194 Such a shame. I used to go hunting with Max. 126 00:05:39,305 --> 00:05:40,363 He was a real good egg. 127 00:05:40,473 --> 00:05:42,270 - Sorry for your loss. - Thanks. 128 00:05:42,375 --> 00:05:43,399 You mind showing my partner around? 129 00:05:43,509 --> 00:05:45,101 I just got a couple of questions for Mr. Stephens. 130 00:05:45,211 --> 00:05:46,337 Okay. Come on. 131 00:05:49,582 --> 00:05:50,879 Dave Stephens? 132 00:05:50,983 --> 00:05:52,883 I just got a couple of questions for you, 133 00:05:52,985 --> 00:05:53,974 if that's all right. 134 00:05:54,087 --> 00:05:56,521 I'll tell you whatever you need to know. 135 00:05:56,622 --> 00:05:59,318 Max was a real pal. 136 00:05:59,425 --> 00:06:01,017 Hunting buddy? 137 00:06:02,128 --> 00:06:03,595 Mm. Yeah. 138 00:06:03,696 --> 00:06:05,891 Lucky guess. 139 00:06:05,998 --> 00:06:08,489 So, about what time did you discover the body? 140 00:06:08,601 --> 00:06:13,129 About 9:00 AM, my usual pickup time. 141 00:06:13,239 --> 00:06:15,139 I come in every Wednesday and Sundays, 142 00:06:15,241 --> 00:06:16,731 uh, to collect the entrails. 143 00:06:16,843 --> 00:06:18,504 The what? 144 00:06:19,645 --> 00:06:20,703 The animal organs. 145 00:06:22,148 --> 00:06:25,584 After Max would dig them out and work his magic. 146 00:06:27,253 --> 00:06:30,313 He... He was a real artist, you know? 147 00:06:31,758 --> 00:06:34,727 Strange thing is though, bins were empty this morning. 148 00:06:36,062 --> 00:06:37,154 Why is that strange? 149 00:06:37,263 --> 00:06:38,855 Well, because it's a Sunday. 150 00:06:38,965 --> 00:06:40,762 Weekend hunts are pretty much a given 151 00:06:40,867 --> 00:06:41,856 in this neck of the woods, 152 00:06:41,968 --> 00:06:44,664 so they're usually chock-full of guts. 153 00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:46,436 Ah. 154 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:48,964 Any chance Max could have cleaned them out himself? 155 00:06:49,075 --> 00:06:50,770 No. It's a... It's a biohazard. 156 00:06:50,877 --> 00:06:53,744 You can't just, you know, throw the stuff out. 157 00:06:53,846 --> 00:06:54,870 You got to burn it. 158 00:06:55,948 --> 00:06:57,040 Huh. 159 00:06:57,683 --> 00:06:59,583 Is there anything else missing from the shop? 160 00:06:59,652 --> 00:07:02,712 No. The register was full and the safe was intact. 161 00:07:02,855 --> 00:07:05,346 And all of Max's trophies were still on the walls. 162 00:07:07,293 --> 00:07:08,282 And was there anybody else here when you showed up? 163 00:07:08,394 --> 00:07:09,759 No one. 164 00:07:10,897 --> 00:07:13,559 No, other than the Colonel. 165 00:07:19,105 --> 00:07:20,163 Excuse us. 166 00:07:21,774 --> 00:07:22,672 So? 167 00:07:22,775 --> 00:07:24,072 Okay, so, uh, 168 00:07:24,177 --> 00:07:27,010 we got a thief who's jonesing for animal parts, 169 00:07:27,113 --> 00:07:29,411 we got a pagan symbol, and we got a human pretzel. 170 00:07:29,515 --> 00:07:30,982 Yeah, it all sounds very witchy, 171 00:07:31,083 --> 00:07:33,210 but I wasn't able to find a hex bag. 172 00:07:33,319 --> 00:07:35,014 All right, well, let's keep digging. 173 00:07:35,121 --> 00:07:36,679 But not here. 174 00:07:37,990 --> 00:07:39,355 I don't like the way that one's looking at me. 175 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:52,601 Okay, that symbol in the graffiti, 176 00:07:52,705 --> 00:07:54,229 it's not Wiccan. 177 00:07:54,340 --> 00:07:56,331 It's copywritten. 178 00:07:56,442 --> 00:07:59,775 Local animal rights group, Enid's answer to PETA. 179 00:08:02,381 --> 00:08:03,814 S.N.A.R. T? 180 00:08:03,850 --> 00:08:06,148 You got to be kidding me. 181 00:08:06,252 --> 00:08:07,844 Well, it makes sense that an animal rights group 182 00:08:07,954 --> 00:08:09,319 would have an ax to grind with a taxidermist. 183 00:08:10,389 --> 00:08:12,550 Why? The animal's already dead. 184 00:08:12,658 --> 00:08:14,523 Yeah, but hunters are what keep them in business. 185 00:08:14,627 --> 00:08:17,824 Now the question is, are those bleeding hearts 186 00:08:17,930 --> 00:08:20,728 actually witches orjust hippies? 187 00:08:22,869 --> 00:08:24,302 What's the difference? 188 00:08:29,542 --> 00:08:31,169 Always knew I'd find the source of all evil 189 00:08:31,277 --> 00:08:32,335 at a vegan bakery. 190 00:08:34,380 --> 00:08:36,245 What's that smell? 191 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:37,338 Patchouli. 192 00:08:37,450 --> 00:08:41,079 Yeah, mixed with depression from meat deprivation. 193 00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:42,882 Hey. 194 00:08:42,989 --> 00:08:44,581 You know who wears sunglasses inside? 195 00:08:44,690 --> 00:08:46,385 Blind people. 196 00:08:46,492 --> 00:08:47,754 And douchebags. 197 00:08:54,500 --> 00:08:57,094 Olivia and Dylan Camrose? 198 00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:58,397 At your service. 199 00:08:58,504 --> 00:09:00,199 You two are members of S.N.A.R. T? 200 00:09:00,306 --> 00:09:03,469 Founders and co-presidents, actually. 201 00:09:03,576 --> 00:09:05,840 Can we interest you in some literature? 202 00:09:07,179 --> 00:09:08,407 Or a flaxseed scone? 203 00:09:08,514 --> 00:09:10,505 It's wheat-free, gluten-free, sugar-free, 204 00:09:10,616 --> 00:09:11,605 and surprisingly moist. 205 00:09:11,717 --> 00:09:12,877 Let me stop you right there. 206 00:09:12,985 --> 00:09:18,423 Uh, we're here to investigate the death of Max Alexander, 207 00:09:18,524 --> 00:09:20,219 a local taxidermist. 208 00:09:20,326 --> 00:09:21,224 He's dead? 209 00:09:21,327 --> 00:09:22,624 You knew him? 210 00:09:22,728 --> 00:09:25,526 Ish. Um... small town. 211 00:09:25,631 --> 00:09:27,121 Well, he was murdered last night, 212 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:29,633 and a S.N.A.R.T. Logo was found at the crime scene. 213 00:09:29,735 --> 00:09:31,498 You two wouldn't happen to know 214 00:09:31,604 --> 00:09:32,764 anything about that, would you? 215 00:09:36,943 --> 00:09:38,604 His business is funded by hunters, 216 00:09:38,711 --> 00:09:40,906 and you know how hunters are. 217 00:09:41,013 --> 00:09:42,537 They're selfish dicks 218 00:09:42,648 --> 00:09:44,138 who define themselves by what they kill. 219 00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:47,913 And as animal advocates, we couldn't stand for that. 220 00:09:48,020 --> 00:09:50,250 So you killed him? 221 00:09:50,356 --> 00:09:52,256 Of course not. 222 00:09:52,358 --> 00:09:54,326 S.N.A.R.T. Doesn't tolerate violence. 223 00:09:55,328 --> 00:09:56,090 Huh. 224 00:09:56,128 --> 00:09:58,756 This coming from a couple who spray-paints death threats. 225 00:09:58,864 --> 00:10:01,458 It was a scare tactic. We just wanted to spook him. 226 00:10:01,567 --> 00:10:03,432 Turns out we were the ones who got spooked. 227 00:10:03,536 --> 00:10:04,798 What does that mean? 228 00:10:08,341 --> 00:10:11,572 Well, last night, when we were tagging the joint, 229 00:10:11,677 --> 00:10:12,575 we heard this noise. 230 00:10:12,678 --> 00:10:13,838 A hissing noise. 231 00:10:13,946 --> 00:10:15,072 It freaked us out, so we ran out into the alley. 232 00:10:15,181 --> 00:10:16,239 But someone attacked us. 233 00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:17,577 Sprayed us in the eyes with mace. 234 00:10:17,683 --> 00:10:18,843 And it's not like we could go to the cops. 235 00:10:18,951 --> 00:10:21,078 So now we look like total douchebags 236 00:10:21,187 --> 00:10:23,314 because we have to wear our sunglasses inside. 237 00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:25,722 (CLEARS THROAT) 238 00:10:37,003 --> 00:10:38,368 DEAN: Necrosis? 239 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:40,302 Premature death of tissues, 240 00:10:40,406 --> 00:10:41,668 that's why their eyes were all messed up. 241 00:10:41,774 --> 00:10:44,106 And it's not caused by mace. 242 00:10:44,210 --> 00:10:45,302 All right. What caused it? 243 00:10:45,411 --> 00:10:49,609 Right here. "Blunt force, radiation, venom." 244 00:10:49,715 --> 00:10:51,273 As in, snake? 245 00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:52,578 The taxidermist was constricted. 246 00:10:52,685 --> 00:10:53,811 Olivia and Dylan heard hissing, 247 00:10:53,919 --> 00:10:55,614 and they were sprayed in the eyes. 248 00:10:55,721 --> 00:10:57,712 - By venom. - By venom. 249 00:10:57,823 --> 00:10:59,916 Okay, so what are we talking here, 250 00:11:00,026 --> 00:11:02,995 some sort of a freaky-ass snake monster? 251 00:11:03,095 --> 00:11:04,323 Maybe. 252 00:11:04,430 --> 00:11:10,130 The weird thing is snakes either envenomate or constrict. 253 00:11:10,236 --> 00:11:11,328 No snake does both. 254 00:11:11,437 --> 00:11:12,927 Correction: 255 00:11:13,039 --> 00:11:14,597 Freaky-ass mega-snake monster. 256 00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:15,766 (LAUGHS) 257 00:11:16,442 --> 00:11:17,636 It could be a Vetala. 258 00:11:17,743 --> 00:11:19,938 Yeah, but they're not afraid to sink their fangs in. 259 00:11:20,046 --> 00:11:22,014 Taxidermist was bite-free. 260 00:11:22,114 --> 00:11:23,240 It doesn't really fit the profile. 261 00:11:23,649 --> 00:11:25,310 Right. So... 262 00:11:27,053 --> 00:11:29,021 So call Kevin. Have him look some stuff up. 263 00:11:42,068 --> 00:11:43,535 Aren't you early, dude? 264 00:11:56,515 --> 00:11:57,675 (DOGS BARKING) 265 00:12:08,294 --> 00:12:09,886 (WHINING) 266 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:29,848 (CATS HOWLING) 267 00:12:40,292 --> 00:12:42,658 (CAT HOWLING) 268 00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:06,042 Dude. 269 00:13:06,152 --> 00:13:08,086 You said you were from a perfume company. 270 00:13:21,167 --> 00:13:22,725 No, no, please, no! 271 00:13:22,768 --> 00:13:24,463 (SLASHING SOUNDS) (KID SHOUTING) 272 00:13:36,549 --> 00:13:38,141 - Claw marks. - Yeah. 273 00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:39,945 The cops said all the cats went missing. 274 00:13:40,052 --> 00:13:41,542 Right, so yesterday, uh, 275 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:42,985 we're dealing with some sort of a snake monster. 276 00:13:43,088 --> 00:13:44,248 Today, it's a killer kitty. 277 00:13:44,356 --> 00:13:45,482 I don't know. 278 00:13:45,591 --> 00:13:46,615 Hey. 279 00:13:47,893 --> 00:13:49,053 Why does that mutt look familiar? 280 00:13:56,302 --> 00:13:59,100 That was the taxidermist's dog. 281 00:13:59,205 --> 00:14:00,695 So he's been at both crime scenes? 282 00:14:01,273 --> 00:14:02,740 Yeah. 283 00:14:03,475 --> 00:14:04,874 Maybe he's a suspect. 284 00:14:04,977 --> 00:14:06,535 You know, may... 285 00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:08,870 (BOTH CLEARING THROATS) 286 00:14:08,914 --> 00:14:11,974 Could be a skinwalker, maybe a shape-shifter. 287 00:14:12,084 --> 00:14:14,848 Doesn't really look like a monster to me. 288 00:14:16,088 --> 00:14:17,214 One way to find out. 289 00:14:17,323 --> 00:14:20,292 Come here, boy. Hey. 290 00:14:20,392 --> 00:14:22,223 This isn't gonna hurt at all. 291 00:14:22,328 --> 00:14:23,693 Unless it hurts. 292 00:14:30,903 --> 00:14:32,393 Hmm. 293 00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:36,007 I guess we can, uh, rule out killer. 294 00:14:39,511 --> 00:14:42,002 Do you agents need any further assistance? 295 00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:44,811 Officer, I think we're okay. Thanks. 296 00:14:44,917 --> 00:14:46,475 All right, well, let me know. 297 00:14:48,654 --> 00:14:52,215 Officer. Excuse me. Can I borrow your hat? 298 00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:05,331 Good luck getting adopted. 299 00:15:10,175 --> 00:15:13,269 Okay, so if the Colonel's not a suspect. 300 00:15:13,379 --> 00:15:15,279 Maybe he's a witness. 301 00:15:15,381 --> 00:15:18,145 Hey, boy. You speak sign language? 302 00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:21,481 - That's monkeys. - Huh? 303 00:15:21,553 --> 00:15:23,851 You know what? This is gonna sound crazy. 304 00:15:23,956 --> 00:15:25,287 I read this book once about this guy 305 00:15:25,391 --> 00:15:27,086 who tried to teach his dog to speak 306 00:15:27,192 --> 00:15:28,250 after it witnessed a murder. 307 00:15:29,695 --> 00:15:30,593 It worked? 308 00:15:30,696 --> 00:15:32,095 No. 309 00:15:32,197 --> 00:15:33,095 But he wrote a book about it? 310 00:15:33,198 --> 00:15:34,790 Yeah, well, he doesn't have what we have. 311 00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:37,300 Kevin. Hey, it's me. 312 00:15:37,403 --> 00:15:38,563 How do we speak to a dog? 313 00:15:40,706 --> 00:15:41,798 An Inuit spell? 314 00:15:41,907 --> 00:15:43,272 Yeah. 315 00:15:43,375 --> 00:15:46,674 Who knew the Men of Letters had its own Eskimo section? 316 00:15:48,013 --> 00:15:50,481 And it's supposed to let us communicate with the Colonel? 317 00:15:50,582 --> 00:15:51,674 Yeah, well, 318 00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:55,883 that's the plan. 319 00:15:55,988 --> 00:16:00,015 Kevin said it's like a sort of a human-animal mind-meld. 320 00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:01,524 Meaning? 321 00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:02,616 If it works, 322 00:16:02,728 --> 00:16:05,060 we should be able to read the Colonel's thoughts. 323 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:09,332 All right, I'll do it. 324 00:16:09,435 --> 00:16:10,732 You got enough on your plate. 325 00:16:10,836 --> 00:16:12,098 Like what? 326 00:16:14,039 --> 00:16:17,338 Uh... like, you're tired. 327 00:16:17,443 --> 00:16:19,343 You're on the mend, okay? 328 00:16:19,445 --> 00:16:21,845 Plus, you, you've got a sensitive stomach. 329 00:16:21,947 --> 00:16:24,313 Last thing we need is you chucking this stuff up, huh? 330 00:16:24,450 --> 00:16:25,644 (SCOFFS) 331 00:16:28,253 --> 00:16:29,515 Doesn't look so bad. 332 00:16:35,561 --> 00:16:36,892 Ahh. 333 00:16:37,229 --> 00:16:38,218 I was wrong. 334 00:16:39,465 --> 00:16:41,330 Come on. (COUGHS) 335 00:16:43,469 --> 00:16:45,164 Ha! 336 00:16:47,806 --> 00:16:50,070 (RECITING INCANTATION) 337 00:16:59,651 --> 00:17:01,380 All right. Let's get this party started. 338 00:17:01,487 --> 00:17:02,545 Tell me everything you know. 339 00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:04,519 (SOFT WHINE, PANTING) 340 00:17:06,091 --> 00:17:07,615 What's the matter? Cat got your tongue? 341 00:17:11,397 --> 00:17:12,625 Tough crowd. 342 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:22,132 (FOREIGNER PLAYS ON RADIO) 343 00:17:22,808 --> 00:17:24,571 (CLEARS THROAT) 344 00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:25,770 So call Kevin. 345 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:29,109 Spell tasted like ass and was a bust. 346 00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:31,011 At least it didn't affect your appetite. Jeez. 347 00:17:31,116 --> 00:17:32,378 Yeah. 348 00:17:32,484 --> 00:17:33,781 COLONEL: Change the station. 349 00:17:38,290 --> 00:17:40,622 Change the station. 350 00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:42,717 - What? - What? 351 00:17:42,828 --> 00:17:44,591 You shut up, it's working. 352 00:17:44,696 --> 00:17:46,391 It... Go. 353 00:17:49,034 --> 00:17:50,023 Say that again. 354 00:17:50,135 --> 00:17:52,729 You call this classic rock? (SCOFFS) 355 00:17:52,838 --> 00:17:55,102 Next thing you know, they'll be playing Styx. 356 00:17:55,207 --> 00:17:57,937 And Dennis DeYoung? Apunk. 357 00:17:58,043 --> 00:17:59,305 Dennis DeYoung's not a punk. 358 00:17:59,411 --> 00:18:00,844 He's Mr. Roboto, bitch. 359 00:18:00,946 --> 00:18:03,107 Why are you arguing with the dog about Styx? 360 00:18:03,215 --> 00:18:06,048 Yeah. Hey, boy. 361 00:18:06,151 --> 00:18:08,244 What were you trying to tell us about the cowboy hat? 362 00:18:08,353 --> 00:18:10,651 The douche-wheel who killed my best friend 363 00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:12,656 was wearing a cowboy hat. 364 00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:13,952 And the pothead, too? 365 00:18:14,059 --> 00:18:16,493 Yep. Same guy killed both. 366 00:18:17,663 --> 00:18:18,823 Ask about the cats. 367 00:18:19,531 --> 00:18:20,930 Yeah, um... 368 00:18:22,668 --> 00:18:24,067 Yeah. And what about the cats? 369 00:18:24,169 --> 00:18:25,261 I don't know. 370 00:18:25,370 --> 00:18:26,359 I don't want this. 371 00:18:26,472 --> 00:18:27,837 I couldn't see much. 372 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:30,738 I didn't exactly have the best view in the orphanage. 373 00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:33,175 Oh, but I could smell him. 374 00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:36,247 Guy reeked of red meat, dishwashing detergent 375 00:18:36,348 --> 00:18:38,816 and tiger balm. 376 00:18:39,985 --> 00:18:41,179 So what's he saying? 377 00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:44,551 That the guy, he smelled like ground chuck 378 00:18:44,656 --> 00:18:47,648 and soap suds and old lady cream. 379 00:18:47,759 --> 00:18:49,158 Dean, what are you doing? 380 00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:51,489 I don't know. 381 00:18:51,897 --> 00:18:53,228 (LAUGHING) 382 00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:54,958 What are you laughing at? 383 00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:57,125 Uh... (VEHICLE DOOR SLIDES CLOSED) 384 00:19:03,108 --> 00:19:05,008 Hey. 385 00:19:05,110 --> 00:19:06,304 Hey, hey. Yeah. 386 00:19:06,411 --> 00:19:08,538 You. You. 387 00:19:09,615 --> 00:19:11,515 Hey! Hey! 388 00:19:11,617 --> 00:19:12,914 Hey, hey. You. You. 389 00:19:13,018 --> 00:19:16,215 You. You. You. (GRUNTS) 390 00:19:16,255 --> 00:19:18,519 (COLONEL BARKING) 391 00:19:18,557 --> 00:19:20,616 - Uh, Dean? - Hm? 392 00:19:21,627 --> 00:19:23,026 I think the spell worked. 393 00:19:23,128 --> 00:19:24,527 In fact, I think it worked a little too well. 394 00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:25,722 What? 395 00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:28,026 I think you might be a dog. 396 00:19:28,133 --> 00:19:29,327 What? 397 00:19:29,434 --> 00:19:30,833 You're scratching your head. 398 00:19:30,936 --> 00:19:33,427 You're barking at the mailman. You're playing fetch. 399 00:19:33,539 --> 00:19:34,699 I... 400 00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:39,443 (SOFT WHINE) 401 00:19:41,313 --> 00:19:43,679 (GROANS) Ruh-roh. 402 00:19:47,452 --> 00:19:49,852 Yeah. No. Okay. 403 00:19:49,955 --> 00:19:51,855 All right, thanks. 404 00:19:51,957 --> 00:19:54,653 So apparently, the Inuit spell has some side effects. 405 00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:56,318 Oh, well, that would have been nice to know 406 00:19:56,428 --> 00:19:57,452 before I downed it. 407 00:19:57,563 --> 00:19:58,723 What kind of side effects? 408 00:20:00,065 --> 00:20:01,555 When you mind-meld with an animal, 409 00:20:01,667 --> 00:20:05,103 it's possible to start exhibiting some of its behavior. 410 00:20:07,172 --> 00:20:09,936 Don't look at me, Hoss. It ain't my fault. 411 00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:13,673 Well, how long am I gonna have the urge to... 412 00:20:13,779 --> 00:20:15,269 Sniff butts? 413 00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:17,348 (COLONEL LAUGHS) Oh, whoa. Hey. 414 00:20:17,449 --> 00:20:19,076 I don't have the urge to sniff butts. 415 00:20:19,184 --> 00:20:20,481 Yet. 416 00:20:20,586 --> 00:20:22,554 Do you really have... Have the... 417 00:20:22,654 --> 00:20:23,746 No. Come on. 418 00:20:26,992 --> 00:20:29,756 Well, Kevin doesn't know how long it'll last. 419 00:20:29,861 --> 00:20:31,761 It's not like it's an exact science, you know? 420 00:20:31,863 --> 00:20:34,263 But hopefully, when the spell wears off, 421 00:20:34,366 --> 00:20:36,266 so will the side effects. 422 00:20:39,871 --> 00:20:41,463 I wouldn't eat that if I were you. 423 00:20:43,308 --> 00:20:44,400 Chocolate? 424 00:20:44,509 --> 00:20:45,533 Seriously. 425 00:20:54,486 --> 00:20:55,384 Where we headed? 426 00:20:55,487 --> 00:20:56,784 Back to the shelter. 427 00:20:56,888 --> 00:20:59,721 To sniff out more clues, 428 00:20:59,825 --> 00:21:01,725 maybe dig up something we missed? 429 00:21:01,827 --> 00:21:03,488 All right, one more doggy pun out of you, 430 00:21:03,595 --> 00:21:04,823 and I'm gonna have your nuts clipped. 431 00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,989 I hate to break it to you, Hoss. 432 00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:09,966 My sack's emptier than Santa's after Christmas. 433 00:21:13,839 --> 00:21:15,033 Are you kidding me? 434 00:21:15,140 --> 00:21:16,732 Hey, dick move, pigeon! 435 00:21:16,842 --> 00:21:18,605 Screw you, ass-hat. 436 00:21:19,645 --> 00:21:20,543 Did... 437 00:21:20,646 --> 00:21:22,045 What? 438 00:21:22,147 --> 00:21:23,409 Wait a minute. Can I hear all animals? 439 00:21:23,515 --> 00:21:24,539 Yep. 440 00:21:24,650 --> 00:21:28,848 Animals have a universal language like Esperanto. 441 00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:31,616 But this one actually caught on. 442 00:21:31,723 --> 00:21:33,520 And I'm just getting started, too. 443 00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:35,217 Brewing a real big one. Ha! 444 00:21:35,327 --> 00:21:37,261 Bet your ride's gonna look sweet in white. 445 00:21:37,362 --> 00:21:38,260 What's he saying? 446 00:21:38,363 --> 00:21:40,331 You... He's being a douchebag. 447 00:21:40,432 --> 00:21:42,457 Who you calling "douchebag," douchebag? 448 00:21:42,567 --> 00:21:44,467 Oh, shut it, you winged rat. 449 00:21:44,569 --> 00:21:45,661 - Dude. - What? 450 00:21:45,771 --> 00:21:46,669 Just you calm down. 451 00:21:46,772 --> 00:21:48,364 Just get in the car. 452 00:21:48,473 --> 00:21:51,237 That's right, Sally. Go cry to mama. 453 00:21:51,343 --> 00:21:52,435 Oh, that's it, you son of a bitch! 454 00:21:52,544 --> 00:21:54,239 Dean! Hey! Get in the car. 455 00:22:13,465 --> 00:22:14,454 I think it's probably best 456 00:22:14,566 --> 00:22:15,498 to just leave the Colonel in the car. 457 00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:16,567 Excuse me? 458 00:22:16,668 --> 00:22:18,101 Well, all the windows are open. 459 00:22:18,203 --> 00:22:20,194 You think we like that? 460 00:22:20,305 --> 00:22:22,034 "We?" 461 00:22:23,408 --> 00:22:25,000 You think because the windows are open 462 00:22:25,110 --> 00:22:26,475 that that's some sort of a treat, huh? 463 00:22:26,578 --> 00:22:28,409 No, the dog's coming in. 464 00:22:28,513 --> 00:22:29,878 Respect. 465 00:22:38,690 --> 00:22:41,352 (TWINKLING MELODY BEGINS) 466 00:22:43,428 --> 00:22:45,487 (FRENCH-INSPIRED MUSIC PLAYS) 467 00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:50,767 (TRANSITIONS TO SEXY BEAT) 468 00:22:51,503 --> 00:22:53,300 Yeah, baby. 469 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:56,200 You said it. 470 00:22:59,244 --> 00:23:00,871 - SAMMY: Dean. - Yep. 471 00:23:03,014 --> 00:23:03,912 So what else can you tell me 472 00:23:04,015 --> 00:23:05,209 about the man in the cowboy hat? 473 00:23:05,317 --> 00:23:07,444 ELDERLY FEMALE DOG: Honestly, I couldn't see much. 474 00:23:07,552 --> 00:23:09,042 Damn cataracts. 475 00:23:09,154 --> 00:23:11,918 And, you know, no one's going to pay for my surgery. 476 00:23:12,023 --> 00:23:14,651 Just another casualty of the system, I guess. 477 00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:17,752 I don't belong here, you know. I'm pedigreed. 478 00:23:17,863 --> 00:23:19,956 Well, I'm sure you'll be out of here soon. 479 00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:22,431 Please. I'm 14. 480 00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:26,537 Good luck, ma'am. 481 00:23:30,142 --> 00:23:31,871 Once a day, they clean these cages. 482 00:23:31,977 --> 00:23:32,875 Once a day. 483 00:23:32,978 --> 00:23:33,876 Okay. 484 00:23:33,979 --> 00:23:35,378 A biscuit. Just one biscuit. 485 00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:36,640 I just see here, this mess smells. 486 00:23:36,748 --> 00:23:39,876 I need a Raquel Welch poster and a rock hammer. 487 00:23:39,985 --> 00:23:42,579 I'm shaking the fence, boss, still shaking the fence. 488 00:23:42,888 --> 00:23:43,582 - MALE DOG 1: Over here. - MALE DOG 2: I was framed. 489 00:23:43,688 --> 00:23:46,213 I'm shaking the fence, boss, still shaking the fence. 490 00:23:46,324 --> 00:23:47,951 Any luck? (SIGHS) 491 00:23:48,193 --> 00:23:49,285 Hardly. 492 00:23:49,394 --> 00:23:51,555 I'm not getting any clues, just a bunch of complaints. 493 00:23:51,663 --> 00:23:53,597 Hey, pretty-boy. Over here. 494 00:23:53,698 --> 00:23:56,189 Yeah, sorry, pal. I'm done for the day. 495 00:23:56,301 --> 00:23:58,132 But I saw everything. 496 00:24:01,106 --> 00:24:05,270 And I'll tell ya, but it'll cost ya. 497 00:24:05,377 --> 00:24:07,106 What, are you kidding me? 498 00:24:07,212 --> 00:24:08,907 I'm not being extorted by a dog. 499 00:24:09,014 --> 00:24:11,005 Well, what do you want, huh? 500 00:24:11,116 --> 00:24:13,107 What Beggin' Strips, Snausages? 501 00:24:13,218 --> 00:24:15,186 Bitch, please. 502 00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:18,313 I'm gonna rat someone out, it's got to be worth my while. 503 00:24:18,423 --> 00:24:21,221 I want a belly rub. 504 00:24:21,326 --> 00:24:22,350 You... 505 00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:25,027 All right. 506 00:24:25,130 --> 00:24:26,620 Not from you, sweetie. 507 00:24:26,731 --> 00:24:28,995 From that big one. 508 00:24:29,100 --> 00:24:32,194 (LAUGHS) Over there. Hi. 509 00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:35,637 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, Cowboy hat, leather pants, 510 00:24:35,740 --> 00:24:38,538 the dude's a total closet case. 511 00:24:38,643 --> 00:24:40,042 Okay, what else can you tell me about the guy, 512 00:24:40,145 --> 00:24:41,203 other than his outfit? 513 00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:45,010 Um... he was carrying a burlap sack for the cats. 514 00:24:45,116 --> 00:24:46,140 What does he want with the cats? 515 00:24:46,251 --> 00:24:47,741 Ooh, attaboy, yeah. 516 00:24:47,853 --> 00:24:49,946 Hell, if I know, but he took all of 'em. 517 00:24:50,055 --> 00:24:52,683 - Except for the one he ate. - Ohh! 518 00:24:52,724 --> 00:24:54,555 What? 519 00:24:54,659 --> 00:24:57,628 Apparently, our guy has a sweet tooth for kitty cats. 520 00:24:57,696 --> 00:24:59,220 Oh. 521 00:24:59,264 --> 00:25:02,665 Oh, oh, and the sack had something written on it. 522 00:25:02,767 --> 00:25:04,462 Okay, what did it say? 523 00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:05,868 Ohh... 524 00:25:07,372 --> 00:25:08,361 Hey, come on. We had a deal. 525 00:25:08,473 --> 00:25:10,873 Well, you tell that to the tall drink. 526 00:25:10,976 --> 00:25:12,671 He's the one who stopped rubbing. 527 00:25:12,777 --> 00:25:13,744 Sam. 528 00:25:13,845 --> 00:25:15,642 - Hand cramps. - He's not talking. 529 00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:19,347 Mm. 530 00:25:19,384 --> 00:25:21,284 Attaboy. 531 00:25:21,386 --> 00:25:23,980 It said "Avant- Garde Cuisine." 532 00:25:24,089 --> 00:25:27,354 Lucky for you, I read French. 533 00:25:27,459 --> 00:25:29,359 COLONEL: That's a cafe on Main Street. 534 00:25:29,461 --> 00:25:31,861 "No dogs allowed." 535 00:25:31,963 --> 00:25:33,897 Well, no wonder he smelled like hamburgers and dish soap. 536 00:25:33,999 --> 00:25:35,489 We got to go downtown. 537 00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:37,261 Apparently our guy works at a restaurant. 538 00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:39,803 Whoa, yeah. 539 00:25:39,905 --> 00:25:41,099 No, no, wait, wait, wait, hey. 540 00:25:41,206 --> 00:25:43,003 Sure you don't want to adopt me? 541 00:25:43,108 --> 00:25:44,302 No, thanks, we'll pass. 542 00:25:44,409 --> 00:25:46,570 No, I'm not above licking feet. 543 00:25:46,678 --> 00:25:48,009 Hey, big 'un, come back here. 544 00:25:48,113 --> 00:25:49,603 All right. 545 00:25:49,714 --> 00:25:50,612 Hey, hold up. 546 00:25:50,715 --> 00:25:52,376 What's the matter? 547 00:25:52,484 --> 00:25:54,475 Best belly rub I ever had. 548 00:25:59,391 --> 00:26:03,020 Freedom! 549 00:26:03,128 --> 00:26:06,325 I left a surprise in there for animal control. 550 00:26:06,431 --> 00:26:08,023 I didn't peg you for a softie. 551 00:26:08,133 --> 00:26:09,600 MALE DOG: Going home, going home. 552 00:26:09,701 --> 00:26:10,725 Honey, I'm coming home. 553 00:26:10,835 --> 00:26:12,097 Yeah, I'm coming home. 554 00:26:12,203 --> 00:26:13,534 GIDDY FEMALE DOG: I'm going home. 555 00:26:13,638 --> 00:26:14,696 Bacon. Bacon. Bacon. 556 00:26:40,732 --> 00:26:41,664 I'm sorry. 557 00:26:41,766 --> 00:26:44,929 Who can afford to be closed on Monday these days? 558 00:26:45,036 --> 00:26:46,697 - Homicidal maniac? - Yeah. 559 00:26:47,739 --> 00:26:48,706 Hey. 560 00:27:04,656 --> 00:27:06,146 Check this out. 561 00:27:06,257 --> 00:27:07,246 Chef Leo. 562 00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:08,348 Think he's our guy? 563 00:27:09,694 --> 00:27:10,661 It's Okie town. 564 00:27:10,762 --> 00:27:12,354 Lots of dudes wear cowboy hats. 565 00:27:22,607 --> 00:27:23,437 Whoa! 566 00:27:23,508 --> 00:27:28,810 Oxycodone, Tramadol, methadone. 567 00:27:28,913 --> 00:27:31,006 Guess he likes to cook comfortably numb. 568 00:27:31,116 --> 00:27:32,708 Yeah, apparently. 569 00:27:32,851 --> 00:27:33,545 MOUSE 1: Help us. 570 00:27:33,885 --> 00:27:35,682 - MOUSE 2: Please, mister. - MOUSE 3: Over here. 571 00:27:35,787 --> 00:27:36,776 Did you hear that? 572 00:27:39,791 --> 00:27:41,156 It sounded like little kids. 573 00:27:43,728 --> 00:27:47,027 MOUSE 1: Help. If you don't free us, the chef will eat us. 574 00:27:47,132 --> 00:27:50,067 - MOUSE 2: He's not lying. - MOUSE 3: We're in a cage. 575 00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:56,029 Eat you? 576 00:27:56,141 --> 00:27:58,439 Look in the refrigerator behind you. 577 00:27:58,543 --> 00:28:00,807 - Yeah, behind you. - In the fridge. 578 00:28:05,050 --> 00:28:06,017 Hey. 579 00:28:07,619 --> 00:28:08,711 Owl brains, 580 00:28:08,820 --> 00:28:10,151 cheetah liver, 581 00:28:10,255 --> 00:28:11,654 grizzly heart. 582 00:28:11,756 --> 00:28:13,656 I found a spell book. 583 00:28:13,758 --> 00:28:15,055 Shamanism. 584 00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:17,856 Well, what's a chef doing dabbling with witchcraft? 585 00:28:17,962 --> 00:28:20,260 It says here whatever animal organ you ingest 586 00:28:20,365 --> 00:28:23,163 with the right mix of hoodoo and spices, 587 00:28:23,268 --> 00:28:25,031 you temporarily gain the power of that animal. 588 00:28:25,136 --> 00:28:29,368 So okay, if you're munching on owl brains... 589 00:28:29,474 --> 00:28:30,873 Your head spins around like The Exorcist? 590 00:28:30,975 --> 00:28:33,876 Close. Bolsters your IQ. 591 00:28:33,978 --> 00:28:37,379 Okay. Eat a cheetah liver for speed, 592 00:28:37,482 --> 00:28:39,473 bear heart for strength. 593 00:28:39,584 --> 00:28:40,949 Okay, so if he's chowing down on this stuff... 594 00:28:41,052 --> 00:28:41,950 Then it would make sense 595 00:28:42,053 --> 00:28:43,680 why he constricted the taxidermist 596 00:28:43,788 --> 00:28:45,881 and clawed the guy at the shelter. 597 00:28:45,990 --> 00:28:49,050 Well, no offense, but why would he want to eat you guys? 598 00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:51,151 Uh, we have collapsible spines. 599 00:28:51,262 --> 00:28:52,160 We do. Promise. 600 00:28:52,263 --> 00:28:53,195 - Look at this. - Hm. 601 00:28:53,298 --> 00:28:54,765 "Lion liver plus eagle heart. 602 00:28:54,866 --> 00:28:56,959 A rattlesnake fangs plus anaconda bladder. 603 00:28:57,068 --> 00:28:59,662 Baboon brains plus black widow abdomen." 604 00:28:59,771 --> 00:29:00,999 He's mixing ingredients. 605 00:29:01,106 --> 00:29:02,198 What the hell for? 606 00:29:02,340 --> 00:29:03,671 (CLATTERING) 607 00:29:04,709 --> 00:29:06,199 MOUSE 1: Shoo! Quiet. 608 00:29:06,311 --> 00:29:08,211 MOUSE 2: Don't shush me. You be quiet. 609 00:29:08,313 --> 00:29:09,678 MOUSE 3: I'm as quiet as a mouse. 610 00:29:31,636 --> 00:29:32,534 Who the hell are you? 611 00:29:32,637 --> 00:29:34,127 We're from the health department. 612 00:29:34,239 --> 00:29:35,228 Stopped by for an inspection. 613 00:29:35,340 --> 00:29:37,638 I wasn't aware we had one scheduled. 614 00:29:37,742 --> 00:29:41,007 Yeah, no, you wouldn't be. That's the point. 615 00:29:41,112 --> 00:29:42,238 Besides, I thought you were closed. 616 00:29:42,347 --> 00:29:44,440 We are. Chef's having a private dinner. 617 00:29:44,549 --> 00:29:46,244 In fact, he'll be here any minute. 618 00:29:46,351 --> 00:29:48,012 Oh. Well then, 619 00:29:48,119 --> 00:29:50,212 in that case, kitchen's shut down. 620 00:29:50,321 --> 00:29:52,312 Shut down? Why? 621 00:29:52,423 --> 00:29:54,857 Because you're both in clear violation 622 00:29:54,959 --> 00:29:56,324 of penal code 8.14. 623 00:30:00,365 --> 00:30:02,765 Out, come on, get out. 624 00:30:02,867 --> 00:30:03,834 Both of ya. 625 00:30:03,935 --> 00:30:05,334 We'll let ya know. 626 00:30:08,540 --> 00:30:09,438 All right. 627 00:30:09,541 --> 00:30:10,565 I'll take the front, you take the back. 628 00:30:10,675 --> 00:30:12,074 We even know how to kill this guy? 629 00:30:12,177 --> 00:30:14,543 Well, empty one of these in his head. 630 00:30:14,646 --> 00:30:15,840 See what that does. 631 00:30:51,015 --> 00:30:51,947 (SHOUTS) 632 00:30:56,387 --> 00:30:59,015 Chameleons aren't that bad. 633 00:30:59,123 --> 00:31:00,283 Kind of taste like chicken. 634 00:31:01,526 --> 00:31:03,926 (GROANING) 635 00:31:18,476 --> 00:31:20,307 (GASPING) 636 00:31:27,051 --> 00:31:28,279 How the hell did you do that? 637 00:31:29,954 --> 00:31:30,852 Do what? 638 00:31:30,955 --> 00:31:33,822 Don't play coy. I want to know what you are. 639 00:31:36,561 --> 00:31:38,893 Oh, screw the sharktopus. 640 00:31:40,565 --> 00:31:42,726 You're my main course. 641 00:31:47,538 --> 00:31:49,699 (BLADES SHARPENING) 642 00:32:02,220 --> 00:32:04,984 Why does it smell like dog in here? 643 00:32:09,127 --> 00:32:11,254 That smell's coming from you. 644 00:32:27,445 --> 00:32:29,174 All dogs should be leashed. 645 00:32:38,823 --> 00:32:40,120 What did you do to my brother? 646 00:32:42,460 --> 00:32:43,825 Your brother? 647 00:32:45,663 --> 00:32:47,631 What was your mom smoking when she had you two? 648 00:32:47,732 --> 00:32:48,664 He's fine. 649 00:32:48,766 --> 00:32:51,428 He's just taking a little cat nap before dinner. 650 00:32:51,536 --> 00:32:53,060 I've never had human heart before. 651 00:32:53,171 --> 00:32:54,468 Heard it's a bit chewy. 652 00:32:54,572 --> 00:32:55,937 Good job I'm not a fussy eater. 653 00:32:59,444 --> 00:33:00,536 You're sick. 654 00:33:01,579 --> 00:33:03,240 Been told that once or twice. 655 00:33:03,348 --> 00:33:05,578 No, no. Not in the head. 656 00:33:05,683 --> 00:33:08,049 Well, you are that, too, 657 00:33:08,152 --> 00:33:11,451 but I mean sick like cancer. 658 00:33:14,759 --> 00:33:17,660 Well, I guess dogs really can sniff it out. 659 00:33:18,796 --> 00:33:21,356 Stage IV carcinoma. 660 00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:24,061 So that's why you're doing this. 661 00:33:25,103 --> 00:33:26,263 What happened? 662 00:33:26,371 --> 00:33:29,807 Draw the short straw, decided to break bad? 663 00:33:29,907 --> 00:33:31,204 See, when I was diagnosed, 664 00:33:31,309 --> 00:33:33,903 I was way past standard treatment. 665 00:33:34,012 --> 00:33:35,502 No one could save me. 666 00:33:35,613 --> 00:33:38,013 But then with the help of a Pawnee shaman 667 00:33:38,116 --> 00:33:40,983 and a zoo membership, I found a cure. 668 00:33:41,085 --> 00:33:43,815 Albeit a temporary one. 669 00:33:43,921 --> 00:33:45,479 Cancer always came back. 670 00:33:48,226 --> 00:33:50,285 You start experimenting with different organs, huh? 671 00:33:50,395 --> 00:33:53,228 Traded in the single serving for a combo platter. 672 00:33:53,331 --> 00:33:56,892 Well, what can I say? Combination therapy works. 673 00:33:57,001 --> 00:33:58,832 I felt stronger, 674 00:33:58,936 --> 00:34:02,599 and the effects lasted longer. 675 00:34:02,707 --> 00:34:06,438 And if you smoke a few innocent people in the process, 676 00:34:06,544 --> 00:34:09,104 well, hell, at least you felt better. 677 00:34:09,213 --> 00:34:11,306 Well, I didn't mean to kill anyone, 678 00:34:12,417 --> 00:34:14,817 at first. 679 00:34:14,919 --> 00:34:17,615 But if people got in my way, they became collateral damage. 680 00:34:20,024 --> 00:34:23,016 Guess you eat enough predators, you start to become one. 681 00:34:25,163 --> 00:34:26,596 You are what you eat, right? 682 00:34:27,565 --> 00:34:28,623 (CHUCKLES) 683 00:34:28,766 --> 00:34:29,733 You really think the power 684 00:34:29,834 --> 00:34:31,825 you hold over other people's lives 685 00:34:31,936 --> 00:34:34,131 can make up for what you lack in your own? 686 00:34:39,877 --> 00:34:43,074 So, dog boy, 687 00:34:43,181 --> 00:34:46,446 what do I need to eat to take you down, huh? 688 00:34:52,290 --> 00:34:53,348 You don't want to do this. 689 00:34:53,458 --> 00:34:55,551 Oh, but I do want to do this. 690 00:34:57,962 --> 00:35:02,058 See, I'm gonna kill you, work up a nice appetite. 691 00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:05,465 And then I'm gonna eat your brother. 692 00:35:07,705 --> 00:35:10,196 I mean, I don't know what the hell he is, 693 00:35:10,308 --> 00:35:15,177 but with healing powers like that, who cares? 694 00:35:17,682 --> 00:35:19,081 He could cure me. 695 00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:30,390 Dog-on, sort of dog. 696 00:35:37,301 --> 00:35:40,429 (RECITING INCANTATION) 697 00:36:05,563 --> 00:36:07,463 (SNARLING) 698 00:36:17,275 --> 00:36:21,177 Sorry. Wolf trumps dog. 699 00:36:21,279 --> 00:36:24,612 Maybe. But not a whole pack. (WHISTLES) 700 00:36:24,649 --> 00:36:25,980 (DOGS BARKING) 701 00:36:41,666 --> 00:36:44,294 (BITING, SNARLING SOUNDS) (SCREAMING) 702 00:37:04,288 --> 00:37:05,915 Hey. 703 00:37:06,023 --> 00:37:08,116 For the love of God, Sammy! 704 00:37:08,226 --> 00:37:09,454 Hey, Sammy? 705 00:37:11,829 --> 00:37:13,922 Zeke? 706 00:37:14,031 --> 00:37:14,929 Whoever the hell you are. 707 00:37:15,032 --> 00:37:17,193 Hey. Come on. 708 00:37:19,036 --> 00:37:20,367 Don't make me lick your damn face. 709 00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:23,807 Hey. 710 00:37:32,049 --> 00:37:33,073 Come on. 711 00:37:35,653 --> 00:37:36,950 When you called us about adopting him, 712 00:37:37,054 --> 00:37:37,952 we couldn't believe it. 713 00:37:38,055 --> 00:37:39,613 Aren't you the sweetest? 714 00:37:39,724 --> 00:37:41,624 Back off, tofu- breath. 715 00:37:41,726 --> 00:37:44,354 Oh, you must be starving. 716 00:37:44,462 --> 00:37:47,829 Lucky for you, I baked some vegan doggie cupcakes. 717 00:37:50,001 --> 00:37:51,400 COLONEL: Bah. 718 00:37:53,638 --> 00:37:56,232 I'm gonna be pooping wheatgrass with these two. 719 00:37:57,875 --> 00:37:58,933 Look, I know they're hippie freaks, 720 00:37:59,043 --> 00:38:00,271 but they're gonna give you a good home, 721 00:38:00,378 --> 00:38:01,276 one that you deserve. 722 00:38:01,379 --> 00:38:03,313 Yeah, yeah. 723 00:38:04,882 --> 00:38:06,042 Wish we could take you on the road with us, 724 00:38:06,150 --> 00:38:08,778 but it's no life for a dog. 725 00:38:08,886 --> 00:38:11,787 Don't sweat it. I get carsick anyway. 726 00:38:11,889 --> 00:38:13,686 I was afraid to tell you earlier, 727 00:38:13,791 --> 00:38:14,985 but I barfed in your backseat. 728 00:38:15,092 --> 00:38:17,253 You... 729 00:38:18,296 --> 00:38:19,263 What? 730 00:38:23,067 --> 00:38:23,999 I'm gonna miss you, buddy. 731 00:38:24,101 --> 00:38:25,796 I'll miss you, too. 732 00:38:25,903 --> 00:38:28,565 And by the way, as an honorary dog, 733 00:38:28,673 --> 00:38:30,197 there's something you should know. 734 00:38:30,308 --> 00:38:32,572 Dog's aren't really man's best friend. 735 00:38:32,677 --> 00:38:34,406 What are you talking about? 736 00:38:34,512 --> 00:38:36,707 I know it sounds like a conspiracy theory, 737 00:38:36,814 --> 00:38:39,112 but the real reason we were put here was to... 738 00:38:39,350 --> 00:38:40,544 (BARKS) 739 00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:43,944 Put here to do what? 740 00:38:47,191 --> 00:38:49,182 Oh, you got to be kidding me. 741 00:38:49,293 --> 00:38:50,590 Oh, now the spell wears off? 742 00:38:57,134 --> 00:38:58,499 Okay. 743 00:39:06,143 --> 00:39:07,735 How did it go? 744 00:39:07,845 --> 00:39:12,339 Well, bad news is I'm gonna miss the flea- bag. 745 00:39:12,450 --> 00:39:13,644 Good news is it looks like the spell is 746 00:39:13,751 --> 00:39:14,809 finally wearing off. 747 00:39:17,922 --> 00:39:19,549 You okay? 748 00:39:19,657 --> 00:39:21,454 Stetson-man got you pretty good. 749 00:39:21,559 --> 00:39:22,457 Yeah, I'm fine. 750 00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:25,461 I just... (SCOFFS) 751 00:39:25,529 --> 00:39:27,258 Well, I can't stop thinking about what he said. 752 00:39:27,365 --> 00:39:29,333 Oh, come on, Sammy. 753 00:39:29,433 --> 00:39:31,833 Guy was out of his freaking gourd. 754 00:39:31,936 --> 00:39:35,337 Yeah, but, I mean, why... Why would he ask that? 755 00:39:35,439 --> 00:39:37,202 Why... Why did he want to know what I was? 756 00:39:39,043 --> 00:39:40,374 Who the hell knows? 757 00:39:40,478 --> 00:39:42,673 He was all jacked up on juice, you know? 758 00:39:42,780 --> 00:39:43,838 He was possessed by... 759 00:39:43,948 --> 00:39:45,074 by something he couldn't control. 760 00:39:45,182 --> 00:39:46,240 It was... 761 00:39:52,757 --> 00:39:54,349 You know, it was just a matter of time 762 00:39:54,458 --> 00:39:55,516 before it completely took over. 763 00:40:00,464 --> 00:40:02,227 You can't reason with crazy, right? 764 00:40:03,901 --> 00:40:04,799 I don't know. 765 00:40:04,902 --> 00:40:07,496 Well, I do. 766 00:40:07,605 --> 00:40:09,505 Trust me, Sam. You got nothing to worry about. 767 00:40:14,945 --> 00:40:17,675 (CAR DOORS SHUT) Ripped By mstoll 768 00:40:21,652 --> 00:40:23,017 (ENGINE FIRES UP) 769 00:41:05,930 --> 00:41:07,955 (English - SDH)