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Dean: Sammy's hurt.
He's hurt real bad.
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This one goes out to any angel
with their ears on.
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This is Dean Winchester...
And I need your help.
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Start with a name.
Ezekiel.
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There is a chance I can fix
your brother.
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How will it work?
I heal Sam while healing myself.
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Sam can eject me
at any time.
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And if Sam does eject me,
he will die.
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Then we keep it a secret
for now.
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I just got to hope that you're
one of the good guys.
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I am.
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Zeke!
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You can bring her back
like you did with Cass.
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I cannot keep doing that.
Why the hell not?!
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Every time I use my power,
it weakens me.
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[ Gasps ]
Merry Christmas.
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Dad wants us to pick up
where he left off --
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saving people,
hunting things...
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The family business.
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Becky, it's all real.
I knew it!
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Nipples?
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I mean, come on.
We hunt monsters!
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Why am I here?!
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I mean, normal people,
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they see a monster,
and they run.
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But not us -- no, no, no.
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We search out things
that want to kill us.
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[ Groans ] Real. It's real.
No, no, no.
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Now you die.
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You know who does that?
Crazy people!
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I'm Batman.
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[ Groans ]
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We...are insane!
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I lost my shoe.
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[ Cat meows ]
[ Screams ]
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That was scary.
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Announcer: And with a 1:20 left
in the game, it's 62-54.
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This team wants
that championship.
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It would be great.
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[ Whistle blows ]
He's up.
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It's good, but the ref's
on the whistle.
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He's calling a foul.
It could be charging.
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Number 10 --
he's not happy about that.
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This guy just about
could foul out,
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and nobody but the ref
wants to see that happen.
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Coach Johnson
watching the clock.
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[ Whistle blows ]
He calls time-out.
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Talking to the ref right now.
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You know, so far in this game,
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there have been
a number of fouls called
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by this particular ref,
and that's not...
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[ Sighs ]
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[ Whines ]
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Easy, Colonel.
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[ Metal clatters ]
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[ Colonel barks ]
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[ Radio turns off ]
[ Growling ]
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[ Panting ]
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Is anyone here?
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Whoa!
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Gets me every time.
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[ Colonel barking ]
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What's the matter, boy?
It's me.
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[ Barking ]
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[ Colonel barking ]
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What the hell?
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[ Gagging ]
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[ Barking ]
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[ Gasping ]
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Cracking ]
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[ sighs ] Wow.
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What?
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Kevin.
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Just poured some buffalo milk
down his gob twice.
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Buffalo milk?
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Yeah,
the hangover cure-all.
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It's got everything in it.
Except buffalo milk.
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How is that kid still recovering
from Branson?
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What can I say?
He's an amateur.
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The slippery nipple shots at
the Dolly Parton Dixie Stampede
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nearly killed the guy.
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[ Chuckles ]
All right.
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Well, uh,
I got something
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that's gonna get us
back on the road.
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[ Keyboard clacking ]
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A case?
Yeah.
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You sure
you're ready for that?
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Why would I not be ready
for that?
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Aren't you kind of running
on empty?
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Yeah, but the last
three nights straight,
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I had eight hours
of shut-eye.
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And for a hunter,
that's like 20.
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Trust me, Dean.
I feel good.
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Well, that's great and all,
James Brown,
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but you're still recovering
from the trials.
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I think you ought to pace
yourself, you know?
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And the sooner
you heal...
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Yeah?
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I just want you
back to your old self.
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I am, Dean.
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Look, Kevin's back
on the heaven spell.
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Crowley's locked up.
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We should be out there
doing what we do best.
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Well...
You want to listen at least?
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Okay, great.
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Taxidermist
named Max Alexander
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mysteriously crushed
to death.
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Nearly every joint in his body
dislocated,
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every bone broken.
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Poor guy is
a human pretzel.
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You tell me what's got
that kind of strength.
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A demonic Luchador?
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Shop's a couple hours away
in Enid, Oklahoma.
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We should at least
check it out.
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Unless there's some reason
you think we shouldn't.
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Subtle.
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Check that out.
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Huh.
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[ Camera shutter clicks ]
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Well, the creep factor
just skyrocketed.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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How are you?
Agents Michaels and Deville.
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The body's already been
to the morgue.
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Just wrapping it up
with Dave Stephens.
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He's the one
who discovered the body.
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Such a shame.
I used to go hunting with Max.
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He was a real good egg.
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Sorry for your loss.
Thanks.
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You mind showing my partner
around?
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I just got a couple questions
for Mr. Stephens.
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Okay. Come on.
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Dave Stephens?
Yeah.
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I just got a couple questions
for you
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if that's all right.
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I'll tell you
whatever you need to know.
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[ Sniffs ]
Max was a...a real pal.
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Hunting buddy?
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Mm. Yeah.
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Eh, lucky guess.
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So, uh, about what time
did you discover the body?
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About 9:00 a.m. --
my usual pickup time.
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I come in every Wednesday
and Sundays,
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uh, to collect
the entrails.
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The what?
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The animal organs.
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Ah.
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After Max would, uh,
dig them out and work his magic.
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Huh.
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He, uh -- he was
a real artist, you know?
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Strange thing is, though, uh,
bins were empty this morning.
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Why is that strange?
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Well,
because it's a Sunday.
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Weekend hunts
are pretty much a given
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in this neck of the woods,
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so they're usually, mm,
chock-full of guts.
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Ah.
Mm.
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Any chance Max could have
cleaned them out himself?
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No. It's a --
it's a biohazard.
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You can't just, you know,
throw the stuff out.
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You got to burn it.
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Huh.
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Is there, uh, anything else
missing from the shop?
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No. The register was full,
and the safe was intact.
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And all of Max's trophies
were still on the walls.
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And was there anybody else here
when you showed up?
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No one.
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No, other than, uh...
[Chuckles] The Colonel.
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Hmm.
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Excuse us.
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So?
Okay, so, uh...
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We got a thief
who's jonesing for animal parts,
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we got a pagan symbol,
and we got a human pretzel.
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Yeah, it all sounds
very witch-y,
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but I wasn't
able to find a hex bag.
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[ Sighs ] All right,
well, let's keep digging.
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But, uh, not here.
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I don't like the way
that one's looking at me.
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[ Keyboard clacking ]
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Okay, uh, that...symbol
in the graffiti,
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it's...not wiccan.
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It's copywritten.
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Local animal-rights group,
Enid's answer to PETA.
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S.N.A.R.T.?
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You got to be kidding me.
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Well, it makes sense
that an animal-rights group
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would have an axe to grind
with a taxidermist.
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Why?
The animal's already dead.
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Yeah, but hunters
are what keep them in business.
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Now the question is,
are those bleeding hearts
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actually witches
or just hippies?
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What's the difference?
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Always knew I'd find
the source of all evil
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at a vegan bakery.
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[ Sniffs ]
What's that smell?
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Patchouli.
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Yeah, mixed with depression
from meat deprivation.
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Hey.
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You know who wears sunglasses
inside?
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Blind people.
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And douchebags.
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Olivia
and Dylan Camrose?
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At your service.
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You two are members
of s.N.A.R.T.?
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Founders and co-presidents,
actually.
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Uh, can we interest you
in some literature?
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Or a flaxseed scone?
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It's wheat-free,
gluten-free, sugar-free,
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and surprisingly moist.
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Let me stop you
right there.
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Uh, we're here to investigate
the death of Max Alexander,
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a local taxidermist.
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He's...dead?
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You knew him?
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Ish. Um...small town.
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Well, he was murdered
last night,
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and a S.N.A.R.T. logo was found
at the crime scene.
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You two wouldn't happen
to know
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anything about that,
would you?
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His business is funded
by hunters,
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and you know
how hunters are.
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They're selfish dicks
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who define themselves
by what they kill.
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And as animal advocates,
we couldn't stand for that.
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So, you killed him?
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Of course not.
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S.N.A.R.T. doesn't tolerate
violence.
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Huh.
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This coming from a couple
who spray-paints death threats.
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It was a scare tactic.
We just wanted to spook him.
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Turns out we were the ones
who got spooked.
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What does that mean?
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Well, last night,
when we were tagging the joint,
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we heard this noise.
A hissing noise.
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It freaked us out,
so we ran out into the alley.
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But someone attacked us.
Sprayed us in the eyes with mace.
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And it's not like we could go
to the cops.
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So, now we look
like total douchebags
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because we have to wear
our sunglasses inside.
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[ Clears throat ]
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[ Sighs ]
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Dean: Necrosis?
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Premature death
of tissues --
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that's why their eyes
were all messed up.
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And it's not caused
by mace.
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All right.
What caused it?
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Right here. "Blunt force,
radiation, venom."
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As in "snake"?
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The taxidermist
was constricted.
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Olivia and Dylan
heard hissing,
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and they were sprayed
in the eyes.
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By venom.
By venom.
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Okay, so...
What are we talking here,
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some sort of a freaky-ass
snake monster?
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[ Scoffs ] Maybe.
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The weird thing is snakes
either envenomate or constrict.
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No snake does both.
258
00:11:10,854 --> 00:11:14,055
Correction --
freaky-ass mega-snake monster.
259
00:11:14,057 --> 00:11:17,275
[ Chuckles ]
It could be a Vetala.
260
00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:18,977
Yeah, but they're not afraid
to sink their fangs in.
261
00:11:18,979 --> 00:11:21,062
Taxidermist was
bite-free.
262
00:11:21,064 --> 00:11:22,997
It doesn't really fit
the profile.
263
00:11:22,999 --> 00:11:24,532
Right. So...?
264
00:11:24,534 --> 00:11:28,570
So, call Kevin.
Have him look some stuff up.
265
00:11:28,572 --> 00:11:30,905
[ Dogs barking in distance ]
266
00:11:34,793 --> 00:11:37,912
[ Beeping, dinging ]
267
00:11:39,748 --> 00:11:43,601
Aren't you early,
dude?
268
00:11:51,560 --> 00:11:53,261
Hmm.
269
00:11:55,898 --> 00:11:57,866
[ Barking continues ]
270
00:12:03,622 --> 00:12:06,074
[ Barking ]
271
00:12:07,626 --> 00:12:09,610
[ Whining ]
272
00:12:17,119 --> 00:12:19,954
[ Yowling ]
273
00:12:24,459 --> 00:12:25,710
[ Growling ]
274
00:12:25,712 --> 00:12:27,228
[ Meows ]
275
00:12:27,230 --> 00:12:30,464
[ Cats screeching,
dogs barking ]
276
00:12:39,608 --> 00:12:41,142
[ Cat yowls ]
277
00:12:45,981 --> 00:12:49,167
[ Cats yowling ]
278
00:12:50,786 --> 00:12:52,870
[ Door closes ]
279
00:12:52,872 --> 00:12:55,156
[ Yowling continues ]
280
00:12:55,158 --> 00:12:57,091
[ Crunching ]
281
00:13:04,099 --> 00:13:05,133
Dude!
282
00:13:05,135 --> 00:13:08,069
You said you were from
a perfume company.
283
00:13:18,981 --> 00:13:21,482
No! No, please!
284
00:13:21,484 --> 00:13:22,984
[ Screams ]
285
00:13:22,986 --> 00:13:26,471
[ Growling ]
286
00:13:33,703 --> 00:13:37,155
[ Dogs barking ]
287
00:13:37,157 --> 00:13:38,456
Claw marks.
288
00:13:38,458 --> 00:13:41,343
Yeah. The cops said
all the cats went missing.
289
00:13:41,345 --> 00:13:42,594
Right, so, yesterday,
290
00:13:42,596 --> 00:13:44,045
uh, we're dealing with
some sort of a snake monster.
291
00:13:44,047 --> 00:13:45,180
Today,
it's a killer kitty.
292
00:13:45,182 --> 00:13:46,681
[ Scoffs ]
I don't know.
293
00:13:46,683 --> 00:13:47,999
Hey.
294
00:13:48,001 --> 00:13:50,635
Why does that mutt
look familiar?
295
00:13:55,825 --> 00:14:00,061
That was
the taxidermist's dog.
296
00:14:00,063 --> 00:14:02,564
So, he's been
at both crime scenes?
297
00:14:02,566 --> 00:14:04,616
Yeah.
298
00:14:04,618 --> 00:14:06,851
Maybe he's a suspect.
299
00:14:06,853 --> 00:14:10,238
You know may--
[ Clears throat ]
300
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:12,324
Could be a skinwalker,
maybe a shapeshifter.
301
00:14:12,326 --> 00:14:16,244
Doesn't really look
like a monster to me.
302
00:14:16,246 --> 00:14:18,580
One way to find out.
303
00:14:18,582 --> 00:14:21,333
Come here, boy.
Hey.
304
00:14:21,335 --> 00:14:23,201
This isn't gonna hurt
at all.
305
00:14:23,203 --> 00:14:26,554
Unless it hurts.
306
00:14:26,556 --> 00:14:29,507
[ Whines ]
307
00:14:31,927 --> 00:14:34,379
Hmm.
308
00:14:34,381 --> 00:14:37,382
I guess we can, uh,
rule out killer.
309
00:14:37,384 --> 00:14:39,234
[ Barking ]
310
00:14:39,236 --> 00:14:42,887
Do you agents need
any further assistance?
311
00:14:44,390 --> 00:14:46,157
Officer, I think we're okay.
Thanks.
312
00:14:46,159 --> 00:14:48,243
All right,
well, let me know.
313
00:14:48,245 --> 00:14:50,328
[ Barking ]
314
00:14:50,330 --> 00:14:55,283
Officer. Excuse me.
Uh, can I borrow your hat?
315
00:14:55,285 --> 00:14:56,734
[ Barking stops ]
316
00:14:58,070 --> 00:15:00,105
[ Barking ]
317
00:15:00,107 --> 00:15:01,739
[ Barking stops ]
318
00:15:03,626 --> 00:15:06,911
Good luck
getting adopted.
319
00:15:08,981 --> 00:15:11,099
[ Colonel barks ]
320
00:15:11,101 --> 00:15:14,452
Okay, so,
the Colonel's not a suspect.
321
00:15:14,454 --> 00:15:16,604
Yeah,
but he's a witness.
322
00:15:16,606 --> 00:15:19,607
Hey, boy.
You speak sign language?
323
00:15:19,609 --> 00:15:21,226
That's monkeys.
324
00:15:21,228 --> 00:15:22,777
Huh?
325
00:15:22,779 --> 00:15:24,946
You know what?
This is gonna sound crazy.
326
00:15:24,948 --> 00:15:26,264
I read this book once
about this guy
327
00:15:26,266 --> 00:15:28,266
who tried to teach his dog
to speak
328
00:15:28,268 --> 00:15:29,651
after it witnessed
a murder.
329
00:15:29,653 --> 00:15:31,403
It worked?
330
00:15:31,405 --> 00:15:32,770
No.
331
00:15:32,772 --> 00:15:34,456
But he wrote a book
about it?
332
00:15:34,458 --> 00:15:35,907
Yeah, well, he doesn't have
what we have.
333
00:15:35,909 --> 00:15:38,243
Kevin. Hey, it's me.
334
00:15:38,245 --> 00:15:40,078
How do we speak
to a dog?
335
00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:43,114
An Inuit spell.
336
00:15:43,116 --> 00:15:44,466
Yeah.
337
00:15:44,468 --> 00:15:48,837
Who knew the, uh, Men of Letters
had its own Eskimo section?
338
00:15:48,839 --> 00:15:51,639
And it's supposed to let us
communicate with the Colonel?
339
00:15:51,641 --> 00:15:56,294
Yeah,
well...that's the plan.
340
00:15:56,296 --> 00:16:01,316
Kevin said it's like a sort of
a human/animal mind meld.
341
00:16:01,318 --> 00:16:02,967
Meaning?
If it works,
342
00:16:02,969 --> 00:16:06,571
we should be able to read
the Colonel's thoughts.
343
00:16:09,075 --> 00:16:10,475
All right, I'll do it.
344
00:16:10,477 --> 00:16:11,976
You -- you got enough
on your plate.
345
00:16:11,978 --> 00:16:13,495
Like what?
346
00:16:13,497 --> 00:16:15,113
[ Sniffs ]
347
00:16:15,115 --> 00:16:18,700
Uh, like...you're tired.
348
00:16:18,702 --> 00:16:20,485
You're on the mend.
Okay?
349
00:16:20,487 --> 00:16:23,204
Plus, you -- you've got
a sensitive stomach.
350
00:16:23,206 --> 00:16:25,707
Last thing we need is
you chucking this stuff up. Huh?
351
00:16:25,709 --> 00:16:27,158
[ Scoffs ]
352
00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:31,212
[ Sighs ]
Doesn't look so bad.
353
00:16:34,717 --> 00:16:36,667
[ Gulps ]
354
00:16:36,669 --> 00:16:39,554
[ Sighs ]
I was wrong.
355
00:16:39,556 --> 00:16:41,222
Come on.
356
00:16:41,224 --> 00:16:44,726
[ Coughs ]
357
00:16:44,728 --> 00:16:48,396
Ha!
358
00:16:48,398 --> 00:16:49,531
[ Sighs ]
359
00:16:49,533 --> 00:16:52,117
"Deila hér me.
360
00:16:52,119 --> 00:16:57,756
Dag eru nou rar
vitur orum."
361
00:16:59,241 --> 00:17:02,143
All right.
Let's get this party started.
362
00:17:02,145 --> 00:17:04,028
Tell me
everything you know.
363
00:17:04,030 --> 00:17:06,431
[ Yawns ]
364
00:17:06,433 --> 00:17:09,417
What's the matter?
Cat got your tongue?
365
00:17:09,419 --> 00:17:10,418
[ Chuckles ]
366
00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:13,555
Tough crowd.
367
00:17:13,557 --> 00:17:15,924
[ Whines ]
368
00:17:15,926 --> 00:17:18,893
[ Barks ]
369
00:17:21,046 --> 00:17:23,932
♪ I got to take a little time ♪
370
00:17:23,934 --> 00:17:26,184
[ Clears throat ]
So, call Kevin.
371
00:17:26,186 --> 00:17:30,021
♪ A little time to think things over ♪
spell tasted like ass and was a bust.
372
00:17:30,023 --> 00:17:32,223
At least it didn't affect
your appetite. Geez.
373
00:17:32,225 --> 00:17:33,691
Yeah.
374
00:17:33,693 --> 00:17:34,993
Colonel:
Change the station.
375
00:17:34,995 --> 00:17:37,779
♪ I better read
between the lines ♪
376
00:17:37,781 --> 00:17:40,748
Change the station.
377
00:17:40,750 --> 00:17:42,200
♪ In case I need it
when I'm older ♪
378
00:17:42,202 --> 00:17:44,202
What?
What?
379
00:17:44,204 --> 00:17:45,954
You -- shut up.
It's working!
380
00:17:45,956 --> 00:17:47,639
It -- go!
381
00:17:47,641 --> 00:17:49,757
♪ Ohh ♪
382
00:17:49,759 --> 00:17:51,159
Say that again.
383
00:17:51,161 --> 00:17:53,044
You call
this classic rock?
384
00:17:53,046 --> 00:17:56,264
[ Scoffs ] Next thing you know,
they'll be playing Styx.
385
00:17:56,266 --> 00:17:58,766
♪ Now this mountain I must climb ♪
And Dennis DeYoung? A punk.
386
00:17:58,768 --> 00:18:00,468
Dennis DeYoung's
not a punk.
387
00:18:00,470 --> 00:18:01,936
He's Mr. Roboto,
bitch.
388
00:18:01,938 --> 00:18:04,389
Why are you arguing with the dog
about Styx?
389
00:18:04,391 --> 00:18:06,975
Wh-- uh, yeah.
Um, hey, boy.
390
00:18:06,977 --> 00:18:09,143
What were you trying to tell us
about the cowboy hat?
391
00:18:09,145 --> 00:18:12,113
The douchewheel
who killed my best friend
392
00:18:12,115 --> 00:18:14,115
was wearing a cowboy hat.
393
00:18:14,117 --> 00:18:15,316
And the pothead, too?
394
00:18:15,318 --> 00:18:17,435
Yep.
Same guy killed both.
395
00:18:17,437 --> 00:18:19,904
♪ In my life ♪
Ask about the cats.
396
00:18:19,906 --> 00:18:22,240
Yeah, uh --
[ Clears throat ]
397
00:18:22,242 --> 00:18:23,575
♪ There's been heartache
and pain ♪
398
00:18:23,577 --> 00:18:25,493
And what about the cats?
♪ I don't know ♪
399
00:18:25,495 --> 00:18:26,944
I don't know.
I don't want this.
400
00:18:26,946 --> 00:18:28,396
I couldn't see much.
401
00:18:28,398 --> 00:18:31,883
I didn't exactly have
the best view in the orphanage.
402
00:18:31,885 --> 00:18:33,718
Oh,
but I could smell him.
403
00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:37,288
Guy reeked of red meat,
dishwashing detergent
404
00:18:37,290 --> 00:18:39,457
and tiger balm.
405
00:18:39,459 --> 00:18:40,558
Huh.
406
00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:41,976
So, what's he saying?
407
00:18:41,978 --> 00:18:46,130
Uh, that the -- the guy,
he smelled like ground chuck
408
00:18:46,132 --> 00:18:48,466
and soap suds
and old-lady cream.
409
00:18:48,468 --> 00:18:50,435
Dean,
what are you doing?
410
00:18:50,437 --> 00:18:53,071
♪ I want you to show me ♪
I don't know.
411
00:18:53,073 --> 00:18:54,439
[ Laughs ]
412
00:18:54,441 --> 00:18:56,324
Oh, what are you
laughing at?
413
00:18:56,326 --> 00:18:58,660
Uh...
[ Car door slides ]
414
00:18:58,662 --> 00:19:00,495
[ Barking ]
415
00:19:04,483 --> 00:19:05,833
Hey!
[ Bangs on window ]
416
00:19:05,835 --> 00:19:07,818
Hey, hey! Yeah!
417
00:19:07,820 --> 00:19:10,154
You! You!
418
00:19:10,156 --> 00:19:11,839
Hey! Hey!
419
00:19:11,841 --> 00:19:14,425
Hey, hey, you! You!
420
00:19:14,427 --> 00:19:17,512
You! You! [ Grunts ]
421
00:19:17,514 --> 00:19:19,347
[ Colonel barking ]
422
00:19:19,349 --> 00:19:20,665
Uh, Dean?
423
00:19:20,667 --> 00:19:22,016
Hmm?
424
00:19:22,018 --> 00:19:23,968
I think the spell worked.
425
00:19:23,970 --> 00:19:25,937
Fact, I think it worked
a little too well.
426
00:19:25,939 --> 00:19:26,888
What?
427
00:19:26,890 --> 00:19:29,524
I think...
you might be a dog.
428
00:19:29,526 --> 00:19:30,775
What?
429
00:19:30,777 --> 00:19:32,060
You're scratching
your head.
430
00:19:32,062 --> 00:19:33,528
You're...barking
at the mailman.
431
00:19:33,530 --> 00:19:34,512
You're playing fetch.
432
00:19:34,514 --> 00:19:36,681
I --
433
00:19:38,684 --> 00:19:41,202
[ whimpers ]
434
00:19:42,488 --> 00:19:44,906
[ Gulps ] Ruh-roh.
435
00:19:50,772 --> 00:19:53,057
Yeah.
No, that -- okay.
436
00:19:53,058 --> 00:19:55,225
All right. Thanks.
[ Beep ]
437
00:19:55,227 --> 00:19:58,261
So, apparently, the Inuit spell
has some side effects.
438
00:19:58,263 --> 00:19:59,646
Oh, well, that would have been
nice to know
439
00:19:59,648 --> 00:20:00,764
before I downed it!
440
00:20:00,766 --> 00:20:02,316
What kind
of side effects?
441
00:20:02,318 --> 00:20:05,102
When you mind meld
with an animal,
442
00:20:05,104 --> 00:20:08,855
it's...possible to start
exhibiting some of its behavior.
443
00:20:10,358 --> 00:20:13,577
Don't look at me, Hoss.
It ain't my fault.
444
00:20:13,579 --> 00:20:17,331
Well, how long am I gonna have
the urge to...
445
00:20:17,333 --> 00:20:18,898
Sniff butts?
[ Laughs ]
446
00:20:18,900 --> 00:20:20,617
Oh, whoa.
[ Chuckling ] Hey.
447
00:20:20,619 --> 00:20:22,769
I don't have the urge
to sniff butts.
448
00:20:22,771 --> 00:20:24,137
Yet.
449
00:20:24,139 --> 00:20:26,239
Do you really h-have
the --
450
00:20:26,241 --> 00:20:28,709
No! Come on!
451
00:20:28,711 --> 00:20:33,096
Well, Kevin doesn't know
how long it'll last.
452
00:20:33,098 --> 00:20:35,415
It's not like
it's an exact science, you know?
453
00:20:35,417 --> 00:20:37,968
But hopefully,
when the spell wears off,
454
00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:41,104
so will the side effects.
455
00:20:43,141 --> 00:20:44,825
I wouldn't eat that
if I were you.
456
00:20:44,827 --> 00:20:47,811
Chocolate?
457
00:20:47,813 --> 00:20:49,696
Seriously.
458
00:20:56,821 --> 00:20:59,072
Colonel:
Where we headed?
459
00:20:59,074 --> 00:21:00,490
Back to the shelter.
460
00:21:00,492 --> 00:21:03,410
To sniff out more clues,
461
00:21:03,412 --> 00:21:05,078
maybe dig up
something we missed?
462
00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:06,963
All right, one more doggy pun
out of you,
463
00:21:06,965 --> 00:21:08,448
and I'm gonna
have your nuts clipped.
464
00:21:08,450 --> 00:21:10,300
I hate to break it to you,
Hoss.
465
00:21:10,302 --> 00:21:13,253
My sack's emptier
than Santa's after Christmas.
466
00:21:16,791 --> 00:21:18,675
Aw, are you kidding me?
467
00:21:18,677 --> 00:21:20,460
Hey, dick move,
pigeon!
468
00:21:20,462 --> 00:21:21,728
Screw you, asshat.
469
00:21:21,730 --> 00:21:24,014
Did --
470
00:21:24,016 --> 00:21:25,482
what?
471
00:21:25,484 --> 00:21:27,084
Wait a minute.
Can I hear all animals?
472
00:21:27,086 --> 00:21:28,368
Yep.
473
00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:32,439
Animals have a universal
language -- like esperanto.
474
00:21:32,441 --> 00:21:35,325
But this one
actually caught on.
475
00:21:35,327 --> 00:21:37,160
And I'm just
getting started, too.
476
00:21:37,162 --> 00:21:38,695
Brewing a real big one.
Ha.
477
00:21:38,697 --> 00:21:40,947
Bet your ride's gonna look
sweet in white.
478
00:21:41,090 --> 00:21:42,056
What's he saying?
479
00:21:42,058 --> 00:21:44,125
You --
he's being a douchebag!
480
00:21:44,127 --> 00:21:45,843
Who you calling "douchebag,"
douchebag?
481
00:21:45,845 --> 00:21:47,895
Oh, shut it,
you winged rat!
482
00:21:47,897 --> 00:21:49,013
Dude.
What?
483
00:21:49,015 --> 00:21:50,431
Hey. [ Chuckles nervously ]
Just calm down.
484
00:21:50,433 --> 00:21:52,600
Just get in the car.
485
00:21:52,602 --> 00:21:54,402
Ha ha. That's right, Sally.
Go cry to mama.
486
00:21:54,404 --> 00:21:56,187
Oh, that's it,
you son of a bitch!
487
00:21:56,189 --> 00:21:58,806
Ooh! Dean! Hey!
Get in the car.
488
00:22:11,870 --> 00:22:14,589
[ Engine shuts off ]
489
00:22:17,175 --> 00:22:18,209
I think
it's probably best
490
00:22:18,211 --> 00:22:19,343
to just leave the Colonel
in the car.
491
00:22:19,345 --> 00:22:20,327
Excuse me?
492
00:22:20,329 --> 00:22:21,996
Well all the windows
are open.
493
00:22:21,998 --> 00:22:24,048
You think we like that?
494
00:22:24,050 --> 00:22:25,800
"We"?
495
00:22:25,802 --> 00:22:28,502
You think
because the windows are open
496
00:22:28,504 --> 00:22:30,137
that that's some sort
of a treat, huh?
497
00:22:30,139 --> 00:22:32,223
No,
the dog's coming in.
498
00:22:32,225 --> 00:22:35,776
Respect.
499
00:22:41,016 --> 00:22:44,118
[ Whimsical music plays ]
500
00:22:50,709 --> 00:22:53,244
[ Funky music plays ]
♪ uh-huh
501
00:22:53,246 --> 00:22:55,195
[ woman moans ]
502
00:22:55,197 --> 00:22:57,298
Yeah, baby.
503
00:22:57,300 --> 00:22:58,749
♪ Ohh
504
00:22:58,751 --> 00:23:00,367
You said it.
505
00:23:00,369 --> 00:23:02,169
♪ Ooh
506
00:23:02,171 --> 00:23:04,472
Dean.
Yeah.
507
00:23:06,708 --> 00:23:07,808
So, what else
can you tell me
508
00:23:07,810 --> 00:23:09,043
about the man
with the cowboy hat?
509
00:23:09,045 --> 00:23:12,680
Honestly, I couldn't see much.
Damn cataracts.
510
00:23:12,682 --> 00:23:15,016
And you know no one's going to
pay for my surgery.
511
00:23:15,018 --> 00:23:18,569
Just another casualty
of the system, I guess.
512
00:23:18,571 --> 00:23:21,472
I don't belong here, you know.
I'm pedigreed.
513
00:23:21,474 --> 00:23:23,824
Well, I'm sure
you'll be out of here soon.
514
00:23:23,826 --> 00:23:26,327
Please. I'm 14.
515
00:23:28,530 --> 00:23:30,498
Good luck...Ma'am.
516
00:23:33,201 --> 00:23:35,569
Once a day
they clean these cages.
517
00:23:35,571 --> 00:23:36,754
Once a day!
518
00:23:36,756 --> 00:23:38,405
Okay.
519
00:23:38,407 --> 00:23:39,907
A biscuit.
Just one biscuit.
520
00:23:39,909 --> 00:23:43,711
I need a Raquel Welch poster
and a rock hammer.
521
00:23:43,713 --> 00:23:45,913
I'm shaking the fence, boss.
Still shaking the fence.
522
00:23:45,915 --> 00:23:50,017
Dog: Over here!
Dog #2: I was framed!
523
00:23:50,019 --> 00:23:52,753
Any luck?
[ Sighs ] Hardly.
524
00:23:52,755 --> 00:23:55,255
And I'm not getting any clues --
just a bunch of complaints.
525
00:23:55,257 --> 00:23:57,391
Hey, pretty boy.
Over here.
526
00:23:57,393 --> 00:24:00,027
Yeah, uh, sorry, pal.
I'm done for the day.
527
00:24:00,029 --> 00:24:01,979
But I saw everything!
528
00:24:03,899 --> 00:24:08,102
And I'll tell you,
but...
529
00:24:08,104 --> 00:24:08,986
It'll cost you.
530
00:24:08,988 --> 00:24:10,604
What?
Are you kidding me?
531
00:24:10,606 --> 00:24:12,323
[ Scoffs ]
I'm being extorted by a dog.
532
00:24:12,325 --> 00:24:14,241
Well, what do you want,
huh?
533
00:24:14,243 --> 00:24:16,961
What? Beggin' strips?
Snausages?
534
00:24:16,963 --> 00:24:18,112
Bitch, please.
535
00:24:18,114 --> 00:24:20,481
If I'm gonna
rat someone out,
536
00:24:20,483 --> 00:24:21,966
it's got to be
worth my while.
537
00:24:21,968 --> 00:24:24,952
I want...a belly rub.
538
00:24:24,954 --> 00:24:27,304
You -- [ Sighs ]
539
00:24:27,306 --> 00:24:28,956
All right.
540
00:24:28,958 --> 00:24:30,107
Not from you, sweetie.
541
00:24:30,109 --> 00:24:32,259
From that big one.
542
00:24:32,261 --> 00:24:35,930
[ Chuckles ] Over there.
Hi!
543
00:24:35,932 --> 00:24:39,350
Ohh, a-a cowboy hat,
leather pants.
544
00:24:39,352 --> 00:24:41,602
The dude's
a total closet case.
545
00:24:41,604 --> 00:24:43,637
Okay, what else can you tell me
about the guy
546
00:24:43,639 --> 00:24:44,905
other than his outfit?
547
00:24:44,907 --> 00:24:48,442
Um, he was carrying
a burlap sack for the cats.
548
00:24:48,444 --> 00:24:49,910
What does he want
with the cats?
549
00:24:49,912 --> 00:24:51,912
Ooh, attaboy, yes.
Hell if I know.
550
00:24:51,914 --> 00:24:55,199
But he took all of them,
except for the one he ate.
551
00:24:55,201 --> 00:24:57,418
Ew.
What?
552
00:24:57,420 --> 00:25:01,422
Apparently, our guy has
a sweet tooth for kitty cats.
553
00:25:01,424 --> 00:25:02,840
Huh.
554
00:25:02,842 --> 00:25:06,093
Oh. Oh, and the sack had
something written on it.
555
00:25:06,095 --> 00:25:08,095
Okay, what did it say?
556
00:25:08,097 --> 00:25:10,381
[ Moaning ]
557
00:25:10,383 --> 00:25:12,133
Hey, come on.
We had a deal.
558
00:25:12,135 --> 00:25:14,168
Well, you tell that
to the tall drink.
559
00:25:14,170 --> 00:25:16,336
He's the one
who stopped rubbing.
560
00:25:16,338 --> 00:25:17,471
Sam.
561
00:25:17,473 --> 00:25:18,505
Hand cramps.
562
00:25:18,507 --> 00:25:21,508
He's not talking.
563
00:25:21,510 --> 00:25:24,728
[ Moans ] Attaboy.
564
00:25:24,730 --> 00:25:28,082
It said
"Avant-Garde Cuisine."
565
00:25:28,084 --> 00:25:30,951
Lucky for you,
I read French.
566
00:25:30,953 --> 00:25:33,154
Colonel: That's a café
on Main Street.
567
00:25:33,156 --> 00:25:34,488
"No dogs allowed."
568
00:25:34,490 --> 00:25:37,658
Well, no wonder he smelled
like hamburgers and dish soap.
569
00:25:37,660 --> 00:25:38,909
We got to go downtown.
570
00:25:38,911 --> 00:25:41,028
Apparently our guy works
at a restaurant.
571
00:25:41,030 --> 00:25:43,197
Whoa-oh, yeah.
572
00:25:43,199 --> 00:25:46,417
No, no, wait, wait, wait.
Sure you don't want to adopt me?
573
00:25:46,419 --> 00:25:47,751
No, thanks.
Uh, we'll pass.
574
00:25:47,753 --> 00:25:49,870
No,
I'm not above licking feet.
575
00:25:49,872 --> 00:25:51,722
Hey, big'un!
Come back here!
576
00:25:51,724 --> 00:25:53,007
All right.
Well...
577
00:25:53,009 --> 00:25:54,475
Hey, hold up.
578
00:25:54,477 --> 00:25:56,210
What's the matter?
579
00:25:56,212 --> 00:26:00,848
Best belly rub I ever had.
580
00:26:03,101 --> 00:26:04,435
Freedom!
581
00:26:07,022 --> 00:26:09,073
I left a surprise in there
for animal control.
582
00:26:09,075 --> 00:26:11,892
I didn't peg you
for a softy.
583
00:26:11,894 --> 00:26:14,528
Going home. I'm going home.
Honey, I'm coming home.
584
00:26:14,530 --> 00:26:15,946
Yeah,
I'm coming home.
585
00:26:15,948 --> 00:26:17,248
Dog: I'm going home!
586
00:26:17,250 --> 00:26:18,365
Bacon! Bacon! Bacon!
Bacon!
587
00:26:18,367 --> 00:26:21,568
[ Engine shuts off ]
588
00:26:25,790 --> 00:26:28,175
[ Car door closes ]
589
00:26:44,442 --> 00:26:45,592
I'm sorry.
590
00:26:45,594 --> 00:26:48,195
Who can afford to be closed
on Monday these days?
591
00:26:48,197 --> 00:26:49,730
A homicidal maniac?
592
00:26:49,732 --> 00:26:51,031
Yeah.
593
00:26:51,033 --> 00:26:52,733
Hey.
594
00:27:07,832 --> 00:27:10,751
Check this out.
Chef Leo.
595
00:27:10,753 --> 00:27:12,086
Think he's our guy?
596
00:27:12,088 --> 00:27:14,004
It's Okie town.
597
00:27:14,006 --> 00:27:16,757
Lots of dudes
wear cowboy hats.
598
00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:27,184
Whoa.
599
00:27:27,186 --> 00:27:32,189
Oxycodone,
tramadol, methadone.
600
00:27:32,191 --> 00:27:34,408
Oh, guess he likes to cook
comfortably numb.
601
00:27:34,410 --> 00:27:35,943
Yeah, apparently.
602
00:27:35,945 --> 00:27:37,578
Female voice: Help us.
603
00:27:37,580 --> 00:27:39,313
Male voice: Please, mister.
Over here.
604
00:27:39,315 --> 00:27:40,614
Did you hear that?
605
00:27:42,450 --> 00:27:44,985
Sounded like little kids.
606
00:27:47,455 --> 00:27:50,291
Help. If you don't free us,
the chef will eat us.
607
00:27:50,293 --> 00:27:51,308
She's not lying.
608
00:27:51,310 --> 00:27:54,628
We're in a cage!
609
00:27:54,630 --> 00:27:56,263
[ Mice squeaking ]
610
00:27:58,133 --> 00:27:59,566
Eat you?
611
00:27:59,568 --> 00:28:01,719
Look in the refrigerator
behind you.
612
00:28:01,721 --> 00:28:04,438
Yeah, behind you.
In the fridge.
613
00:28:07,642 --> 00:28:09,843
Hey.
614
00:28:09,845 --> 00:28:11,511
"Owl brains."
615
00:28:11,513 --> 00:28:12,863
"Cheetah liver."
616
00:28:12,865 --> 00:28:14,448
"Grizzly heart."
617
00:28:14,450 --> 00:28:18,902
Ah, a spell book.
Shamanism.
618
00:28:18,904 --> 00:28:21,572
Well, what's a chef doing
dabbling with witchcraft?
619
00:28:21,574 --> 00:28:23,123
It says here whatever
animal organ you ingest
620
00:28:23,125 --> 00:28:26,460
with the right mix
of hoo doo and spices,
621
00:28:26,462 --> 00:28:28,862
you temporarily gain the power
of that animal.
622
00:28:28,864 --> 00:28:33,000
So, okay, if you're munching
on owl brains...
623
00:28:33,002 --> 00:28:34,568
Your head spins around
like "The Exorcist"?
624
00:28:34,570 --> 00:28:37,204
Close.
Bolsters your IQ.
625
00:28:37,206 --> 00:28:41,075
Okay, eat a cheetah liver
for speed,
626
00:28:41,077 --> 00:28:42,926
bear heart
for strength.
627
00:28:42,928 --> 00:28:44,628
Okay, so if he's chowing down
on this stuff --
628
00:28:44,630 --> 00:28:45,579
Then it would make sense
629
00:28:45,581 --> 00:28:47,080
why he constricted
the taxidermist
630
00:28:47,082 --> 00:28:49,583
and clawed the guy
at the shelter.
631
00:28:49,585 --> 00:28:52,186
Well, no offense, but why would
he want to eat you guys?
632
00:28:52,188 --> 00:28:53,904
Uh, we have
collapsible spines.
633
00:28:53,906 --> 00:28:54,938
We do. Promise.
634
00:28:54,940 --> 00:28:56,590
Sam: Look at this.
Hmm?
635
00:28:56,592 --> 00:28:58,091
"Lion liver plus
eagle heart.
636
00:28:58,093 --> 00:29:00,310
"Rattlesnake fangs plus
anaconda bladder.
637
00:29:00,312 --> 00:29:02,396
Baboon brains plus
black widow abdomen."
638
00:29:02,398 --> 00:29:04,298
He's mixing ingredients.
639
00:29:04,300 --> 00:29:05,616
What the hell for?
640
00:29:05,618 --> 00:29:07,368
[ Metal clangs ]
641
00:29:07,370 --> 00:29:09,503
Shoo! Quiet!
642
00:29:09,505 --> 00:29:11,622
Don't shush me!
You be quiet!
643
00:29:11,624 --> 00:29:15,459
I am quiet. Now.
[ Laughs ]
644
00:29:34,479 --> 00:29:36,013
[ Clears throat ]
Who the hell are you?
645
00:29:36,015 --> 00:29:37,431
We're from
the health department.
646
00:29:37,433 --> 00:29:38,965
Stopped by
for an inspection.
647
00:29:38,967 --> 00:29:40,967
I wasn't aware
we had one scheduled.
648
00:29:40,969 --> 00:29:44,154
Yeah, no, you wouldn't be.
That's the point.
649
00:29:44,156 --> 00:29:45,906
Besides,
I thought you were closed.
650
00:29:45,908 --> 00:29:47,474
We are.
Chef's having a private dinner.
651
00:29:47,476 --> 00:29:50,744
In fact,
he'll be here any minute.
652
00:29:50,746 --> 00:29:53,697
Oh. Well, then. In that case,
kitchen's shut down.
653
00:29:53,699 --> 00:29:55,999
Shut down? Why?
654
00:29:56,001 --> 00:29:58,318
Because, uh, y-you're both
in clear violation
655
00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:00,137
of penal code 8.14.
656
00:30:03,958 --> 00:30:05,926
Out. Come on. Get out.
657
00:30:05,928 --> 00:30:09,163
Both of you.
We'll let you know.
658
00:30:11,466 --> 00:30:12,516
[ Exhales sharply ]
All right.
659
00:30:12,518 --> 00:30:14,000
I'll take the front.
You take the back.
660
00:30:14,002 --> 00:30:15,669
Do we even know
how to kill this guy?
661
00:30:15,671 --> 00:30:17,855
Well, empty one of these
in his head.
662
00:30:17,857 --> 00:30:19,606
See what that does.
663
00:30:26,147 --> 00:30:27,347
[ Metal clangs ]
664
00:30:30,518 --> 00:30:33,036
[ Thud ]
665
00:30:54,542 --> 00:30:55,559
Aah!
666
00:30:55,561 --> 00:30:59,847
[ Grunts ]
667
00:30:59,849 --> 00:31:02,215
Chameleons aren't
that bad.
668
00:31:02,217 --> 00:31:04,017
Kind of taste
like chicken.
669
00:31:04,019 --> 00:31:06,487
[ Panting ]
670
00:31:22,069 --> 00:31:25,756
[ Grunts, gasps ]
671
00:31:29,194 --> 00:31:31,912
How the hell
did you do that?
672
00:31:31,914 --> 00:31:34,548
D-do what?
673
00:31:34,550 --> 00:31:37,467
Don't play coy.
I want to know what you are.
674
00:31:37,469 --> 00:31:39,052
[ Laughs ]
675
00:31:39,054 --> 00:31:42,589
Oh,
screw the sharktopus.
676
00:31:42,591 --> 00:31:44,224
[ Grunts ]
677
00:31:44,226 --> 00:31:46,360
You're my main course.
678
00:32:05,757 --> 00:32:07,191
[ Sniffs ]
679
00:32:07,193 --> 00:32:10,561
Why does it smell like dog
in here?
680
00:32:13,365 --> 00:32:16,801
That smell's coming
from you.
681
00:32:29,131 --> 00:32:31,215
[ Grunting ]
682
00:32:31,217 --> 00:32:34,585
All dogs
should be leashed.
683
00:32:34,587 --> 00:32:36,387
[ Grunts ]
684
00:32:43,628 --> 00:32:45,646
What did you do
to my brother?
685
00:32:47,399 --> 00:32:50,351
Your brother?
686
00:32:50,353 --> 00:32:52,403
What was your mom smoking
when she had you two?
687
00:32:52,405 --> 00:32:54,188
He's fine.
688
00:32:54,190 --> 00:32:56,490
He's just taking
a little cat nap before dinner.
689
00:32:56,492 --> 00:32:58,359
I've never had human heart
before.
690
00:32:58,361 --> 00:32:59,460
Heard it's a bit chewy.
691
00:32:59,462 --> 00:33:01,495
Good job
I'm not a fussy eater.
692
00:33:04,583 --> 00:33:05,866
You're sick.
693
00:33:05,868 --> 00:33:08,619
Been told that
once or twice.
694
00:33:08,621 --> 00:33:10,788
No, no.
Not in the head.
695
00:33:10,790 --> 00:33:13,257
I, uh -- well,
you are that, too,
696
00:33:13,259 --> 00:33:16,994
but I mean
sick like cancer.
697
00:33:19,497 --> 00:33:23,000
Well, I guess dogs really can
sniff it out.
698
00:33:23,002 --> 00:33:26,503
Stage IV carcinoma.
699
00:33:26,505 --> 00:33:27,688
Huh.
700
00:33:27,690 --> 00:33:29,523
So that's why
you're doing this.
701
00:33:29,525 --> 00:33:31,559
What happened?
702
00:33:31,561 --> 00:33:34,779
Draw the short straw,
decided to break bad?
703
00:33:34,781 --> 00:33:36,280
See,
when I was diagnosed,
704
00:33:36,282 --> 00:33:39,016
I was way past
standard treatment.
705
00:33:39,018 --> 00:33:40,851
No one could save me.
706
00:33:40,853 --> 00:33:43,187
But then with the help
of a Pawnee shaman
707
00:33:43,189 --> 00:33:46,073
and a zoo membership,
I found a cure,
708
00:33:46,075 --> 00:33:49,076
albeit a temporary one.
709
00:33:49,078 --> 00:33:51,379
Cancer always came back.
710
00:33:51,381 --> 00:33:53,014
[ Grunts ]
711
00:33:53,016 --> 00:33:55,549
You start experimenting
with different organs, huh?
712
00:33:55,551 --> 00:33:59,053
Traded in the single serving
for a combo platter.
713
00:33:59,055 --> 00:34:02,056
Well, what can I say?
Combination therapy works.
714
00:34:02,058 --> 00:34:04,041
I felt stronger,
715
00:34:04,043 --> 00:34:07,928
and the effects
[chuckles] lasted longer.
716
00:34:07,930 --> 00:34:11,432
And if you smoke a few innocent
people in the process,
717
00:34:11,434 --> 00:34:14,518
well, hell,
at least you felt better.
718
00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:18,656
Well, I didn't mean
to kill anyone -- at first.
719
00:34:18,658 --> 00:34:24,662
But if people got in my way,
they became collateral damage.
720
00:34:24,664 --> 00:34:28,999
Guess you eat enough predators,
you start to become one.
721
00:34:29,001 --> 00:34:32,753
You are what you eat,
right?
722
00:34:32,755 --> 00:34:33,904
[ Chuckles ]
723
00:34:33,906 --> 00:34:35,289
Do you really think
the power you hold
724
00:34:35,291 --> 00:34:36,907
over other people's lives
725
00:34:36,909 --> 00:34:39,627
can make up for what you lack
in your own?
726
00:34:44,966 --> 00:34:48,102
So, dog boy,
727
00:34:48,104 --> 00:34:52,139
what do I need to eat
to take you down, huh?
728
00:34:55,227 --> 00:34:58,696
You don't
want to do this.
729
00:34:58,698 --> 00:35:01,065
Oh, but I do
want to do this.
730
00:35:02,767 --> 00:35:06,620
See, I'm gonna kill you,
work up a nice appetite,
731
00:35:06,622 --> 00:35:10,791
and then I'm gonna eat
your brother.
732
00:35:10,793 --> 00:35:12,159
[ Chuckles ]
733
00:35:12,161 --> 00:35:15,713
I mean, I don't know
what the hell he is,
734
00:35:15,715 --> 00:35:20,718
but with healing powers
like that, who cares?
735
00:35:21,970 --> 00:35:24,555
He could cure me.
736
00:35:27,259 --> 00:35:29,009
Ah.
737
00:35:30,929 --> 00:35:34,432
Dog on sort-of dog.
738
00:35:34,434 --> 00:35:35,933
[ Chuckles ]
739
00:35:42,023 --> 00:35:43,824
Rahuraar,
740
00:35:43,826 --> 00:35:49,646
sakuriisat iisat
a ti'pah kaawakit.
741
00:35:49,648 --> 00:35:51,949
'A tarahkista'u...
742
00:35:53,201 --> 00:35:56,287
...a raah.
743
00:36:08,099 --> 00:36:09,884
[ Growls ]
744
00:36:20,011 --> 00:36:22,146
[ Panting ]
745
00:36:22,148 --> 00:36:26,167
Sorry.
Wolf trumps dog.
746
00:36:26,169 --> 00:36:29,003
Maybe.
But not a whole pack.
747
00:36:29,005 --> 00:36:30,054
[ Whistles ]
748
00:36:30,056 --> 00:36:31,688
[ Dogs barking ]
749
00:36:37,212 --> 00:36:38,379
[ Grunts ]
750
00:36:38,381 --> 00:36:40,965
[ Barking continues ]
751
00:36:46,037 --> 00:36:49,540
[ Screams ]
752
00:36:49,542 --> 00:36:52,643
[ Dogs growling ]
753
00:37:11,346 --> 00:37:12,796
Hey.
754
00:37:12,798 --> 00:37:15,983
For the love of God,
Sammy.
755
00:37:15,985 --> 00:37:17,435
Hey, Sammy.
756
00:37:18,937 --> 00:37:21,322
Zeke.
757
00:37:21,324 --> 00:37:22,823
Whoever the hell
you are.
758
00:37:22,825 --> 00:37:25,076
Hey. Come on.
759
00:37:25,078 --> 00:37:29,613
Don't make me lick
your damn face.
760
00:37:29,615 --> 00:37:30,614
Hey.
761
00:37:30,616 --> 00:37:33,117
[ Grunting ]
762
00:37:33,119 --> 00:37:36,820
[ Sighs ]
763
00:37:39,291 --> 00:37:42,376
Come on.
764
00:37:42,378 --> 00:37:44,428
When you called us
about adopting him,
765
00:37:44,430 --> 00:37:45,662
we couldn't
believe it.
766
00:37:45,664 --> 00:37:47,431
Aren't you
the sweetest?
767
00:37:47,433 --> 00:37:48,799
Ugh.
Back off, tofu-breath.
768
00:37:48,801 --> 00:37:51,668
Oh,
you must be starving.
769
00:37:51,670 --> 00:37:55,556
Lucky for you, I baked
some vegan doggy cupcakes.
770
00:37:57,642 --> 00:37:59,610
[ Colonel groans ]
771
00:37:59,612 --> 00:38:00,978
[ Exhales sharply ]
772
00:38:00,980 --> 00:38:04,148
I'm gonna be pooping wheatgrass
with these two.
773
00:38:04,150 --> 00:38:05,182
[ Laughs ]
774
00:38:05,184 --> 00:38:06,683
Look, I know
they're hippie freaks,
775
00:38:06,685 --> 00:38:07,985
but they're gonna give you
a good home --
776
00:38:07,987 --> 00:38:09,186
one that you deserve.
777
00:38:09,188 --> 00:38:11,122
Yeah, yeah.
778
00:38:11,124 --> 00:38:13,824
Wish we could take you
on the road with us,
779
00:38:13,826 --> 00:38:16,644
but it's no life
for a dog.
780
00:38:16,646 --> 00:38:19,296
Don't sweat it.
I get carsick anyway.
781
00:38:19,298 --> 00:38:21,465
I was afraid to tell you
earlier,
782
00:38:21,467 --> 00:38:22,917
but I barfed
in your backseat.
783
00:38:22,919 --> 00:38:25,169
You...
784
00:38:25,171 --> 00:38:27,054
What?
785
00:38:27,056 --> 00:38:30,391
[ Chuckles ]
786
00:38:30,393 --> 00:38:31,875
I'm gonna miss you,
buddy.
787
00:38:31,877 --> 00:38:33,761
I'll miss you, too.
788
00:38:33,763 --> 00:38:36,147
And by the way,
as an honorary dog,
789
00:38:36,149 --> 00:38:37,881
there's something
you should know.
790
00:38:37,883 --> 00:38:40,351
Dog's aren't really
man's best friend.
791
00:38:40,353 --> 00:38:42,269
What are you
talking about?
792
00:38:42,271 --> 00:38:44,355
I know it sounds
like a conspiracy theory,
793
00:38:44,357 --> 00:38:46,574
but the real reason
we were put here was to...
794
00:38:46,576 --> 00:38:48,943
[ Barking ]
795
00:38:48,945 --> 00:38:51,745
Put here to do what?
796
00:38:51,747 --> 00:38:53,164
[ Barks ]
797
00:38:53,166 --> 00:38:56,417
Oh, you got to be
kidding me.
798
00:38:56,419 --> 00:38:58,786
Oh, now the spell
wears off?!
799
00:39:04,509 --> 00:39:06,510
Okay.
800
00:39:12,484 --> 00:39:14,452
How did it go?
801
00:39:14,454 --> 00:39:18,639
Well, bad news is
I'm gonna miss the flea bag.
802
00:39:18,641 --> 00:39:20,191
[ Chuckles ]
Good news is
803
00:39:20,193 --> 00:39:22,593
it looks like the spell
is finally wearing off.
804
00:39:23,962 --> 00:39:26,147
You okay?
805
00:39:26,149 --> 00:39:28,932
The Stetson man
got you pretty good.
806
00:39:28,934 --> 00:39:30,034
Yeah, I'm fine.
807
00:39:30,036 --> 00:39:32,769
I-I just, uh...
[ Chuckles ]
808
00:39:32,771 --> 00:39:35,105
I can't stop thinking
about what he said.
809
00:39:35,107 --> 00:39:36,574
Oh, come on, Sammy.
810
00:39:36,576 --> 00:39:38,542
Guy was out of
his freaking gourd.
811
00:39:38,544 --> 00:39:43,047
Yeah, but, I mean,
why -- why would he ask that?
812
00:39:43,049 --> 00:39:45,082
Why -- why did he want to know
what I was?
813
00:39:45,084 --> 00:39:47,918
Who the hell knows?
814
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:50,221
He was all jacked up
on juice, you know?
815
00:39:50,223 --> 00:39:52,756
He was possessed by -- by
something he couldn't control.
816
00:39:52,758 --> 00:39:54,959
It was...
817
00:39:59,797 --> 00:40:01,799
It was just
a matter of time
818
00:40:01,801 --> 00:40:04,735
before it
completely took over.
819
00:40:06,638 --> 00:40:10,140
You can't reason with crazy,
right?
820
00:40:10,142 --> 00:40:12,643
I don't know.
821
00:40:12,645 --> 00:40:14,778
Well, I do.
822
00:40:14,780 --> 00:40:17,481
Trust me, Sam.
You got nothing to worry about.
823
00:40:26,675 --> 00:40:29,677
[ Sighs ]
824
00:40:29,679 --> 00:40:32,880
[ Engine turns over ]