1 00:00:02,913 --> 00:00:04,679 Sammy's hurt. He's hurt real bad. 2 00:00:04,681 --> 00:00:07,415 This one goes out to any angel with their ears on. 3 00:00:07,417 --> 00:00:12,287 This is Dean Winchester... And I need your help. 4 00:00:12,289 --> 00:00:13,588 Start with a name. Ezekiel. 5 00:00:13,590 --> 00:00:15,089 There is a chance I can fix your brother. 6 00:00:15,091 --> 00:00:18,059 How will it work? I heal Sam while healing myself. 7 00:00:18,061 --> 00:00:19,794 Sam can eject me at any time. 8 00:00:20,099 --> 00:00:22,416 And if Sam does eject me, he will die. 9 00:00:22,705 --> 00:00:24,810 Then we keep it a secret for now. 10 00:00:24,811 --> 00:00:26,561 I just got to hope that you're one of the good guys. 11 00:00:26,563 --> 00:00:27,845 I am. 12 00:00:30,449 --> 00:00:31,683 Zeke! 13 00:00:31,685 --> 00:00:33,702 You can bring her back like you did with Cass. 14 00:00:35,288 --> 00:00:38,239 I cannot keep doing that. Why the hell not?! 15 00:00:38,241 --> 00:00:41,543 Every time I use my power, it weakens me. 16 00:00:42,194 --> 00:00:44,529 Merry Christmas. 17 00:00:44,531 --> 00:00:46,331 Dad wants us to pick up where he left off -- 18 00:00:46,333 --> 00:00:48,316 saving people, hunting things... 19 00:00:48,318 --> 00:00:49,367 The family business. 20 00:00:49,369 --> 00:00:51,219 Becky, it's all real. I knew it! 21 00:00:51,221 --> 00:00:53,004 Nipples? 22 00:00:54,307 --> 00:00:56,374 I mean, come on. We hunt monsters! 23 00:00:56,376 --> 00:00:58,710 Why am I here?! 24 00:00:58,712 --> 00:00:59,678 I mean, normal people, 25 00:00:59,680 --> 00:01:00,929 they see a monster, and they run. 26 00:01:00,931 --> 00:01:02,213 But not us -- no, no, no. 27 00:01:02,215 --> 00:01:04,349 We search out things that want to kill us. 28 00:01:04,351 --> 00:01:06,551 Real. It's real. No, no, no. 29 00:01:06,553 --> 00:01:08,069 Now you die. 30 00:01:08,071 --> 00:01:10,822 You know who does that? Crazy people! 31 00:01:10,824 --> 00:01:11,823 I'm Batman. 32 00:01:12,776 --> 00:01:14,759 We...are insane! 33 00:01:14,761 --> 00:01:16,394 I lost my shoe. 34 00:01:19,082 --> 00:01:20,915 That was scary. 35 00:01:22,918 --> 00:01:26,538 And with a 1:20 left in the game, it's 62-54. 36 00:01:26,540 --> 00:01:29,457 This team wants that championship. 37 00:01:29,459 --> 00:01:30,792 It would be great. 38 00:01:30,794 --> 00:01:32,076 He's up. 39 00:01:32,078 --> 00:01:33,428 It's good, but the ref's on the whistle. 40 00:01:33,430 --> 00:01:36,948 He's calling a foul. It could be charging. 41 00:01:36,950 --> 00:01:39,217 Number 10 -- he's not happy about that. 42 00:01:39,219 --> 00:01:41,586 This guy just about could foul out, 43 00:01:41,588 --> 00:01:43,888 and nobody but the ref wants to see that happen. 44 00:01:43,890 --> 00:01:45,890 Coach Johnson watching the clock. 45 00:01:45,892 --> 00:01:48,643 He calls time-out. 46 00:01:48,645 --> 00:01:50,311 Talking to the ref right now. 47 00:01:50,313 --> 00:01:51,479 You know, so far in this game, 48 00:01:51,481 --> 00:01:53,264 there have been a number of fouls called 49 00:01:53,266 --> 00:01:55,200 by this particular ref, and that's not... 50 00:01:59,439 --> 00:02:02,040 Easy, Colonel. 51 00:02:24,463 --> 00:02:26,815 Is anyone here? 52 00:02:37,743 --> 00:02:39,110 Whoa! 53 00:02:44,700 --> 00:02:47,368 Gets me every time. 54 00:02:53,175 --> 00:02:56,010 What's the matter, boy? It's me. 55 00:03:05,138 --> 00:03:06,438 What the hell? 56 00:03:34,235 --> 00:03:36,352 Wow. 57 00:03:37,039 --> 00:03:38,538 What? 58 00:03:38,540 --> 00:03:39,706 Kevin. 59 00:03:39,708 --> 00:03:42,609 Just poured some buffalo milk down his gob twice. 60 00:03:42,611 --> 00:03:43,910 Buffalo milk? 61 00:03:43,912 --> 00:03:45,295 Yeah, the hangover cure-all. 62 00:03:45,297 --> 00:03:48,048 It's got everything in it. Except buffalo milk. 63 00:03:48,050 --> 00:03:50,767 How is that kid still recovering from Branson? 64 00:03:50,769 --> 00:03:52,586 What can I say? He's an amateur. 65 00:03:52,588 --> 00:03:55,606 The slippery nipple shots at the Dolly Parton Dixie Stampede 66 00:03:55,608 --> 00:03:56,840 nearly killed the guy. 67 00:03:56,842 --> 00:03:57,941 All right. 68 00:03:57,943 --> 00:03:59,476 Well, uh, I got something 69 00:03:59,478 --> 00:04:01,194 that's gonna get us back on the road. 70 00:04:02,180 --> 00:04:03,363 A case? Yeah. 71 00:04:03,365 --> 00:04:04,565 You sure you're ready for that? 72 00:04:04,566 --> 00:04:08,184 Why would I not be ready for that? 73 00:04:08,186 --> 00:04:10,871 Aren't you kind of running on empty? 74 00:04:10,873 --> 00:04:12,656 Yeah, but the last three nights straight, 75 00:04:12,658 --> 00:04:14,041 I had eight hours of shut-eye. 76 00:04:14,043 --> 00:04:15,542 And for a hunter, that's like 20. 77 00:04:15,544 --> 00:04:17,294 Trust me, Dean. I feel good. 78 00:04:17,296 --> 00:04:18,829 Well, that's great and all, James Brown, 79 00:04:18,831 --> 00:04:20,414 but you're still recovering from the trials. 80 00:04:20,416 --> 00:04:22,416 I think you ought to pace yourself, you know? 81 00:04:22,418 --> 00:04:24,668 And the sooner you heal... 82 00:04:26,587 --> 00:04:27,704 Yeah? 83 00:04:27,706 --> 00:04:29,923 I just want you back to your old self. 84 00:04:29,925 --> 00:04:30,974 I am, Dean. 85 00:04:30,976 --> 00:04:32,342 Look, Kevin's back on the heaven spell. 86 00:04:32,344 --> 00:04:33,393 Crowley's locked up. 87 00:04:33,395 --> 00:04:35,045 We should be out there doing what we do best. 88 00:04:35,047 --> 00:04:37,314 Well... You want to listen at least? 89 00:04:37,316 --> 00:04:38,231 Okay, great. 90 00:04:38,233 --> 00:04:40,267 Taxidermist named Max Alexander 91 00:04:40,269 --> 00:04:41,568 mysteriously crushed to death. 92 00:04:41,570 --> 00:04:43,770 Nearly every joint in his body dislocated, 93 00:04:43,772 --> 00:04:44,738 every bone broken. 94 00:04:44,740 --> 00:04:46,490 Poor guy is a human pretzel. 95 00:04:46,492 --> 00:04:48,859 You tell me what's got that kind of strength. 96 00:04:48,861 --> 00:04:50,226 A demonic Luchador? 97 00:04:50,228 --> 00:04:53,030 Shop's a couple hours away in Enid, Oklahoma. 98 00:04:53,032 --> 00:04:54,614 We should at least check it out. 99 00:04:54,616 --> 00:04:57,417 Unless there's some reason you think we shouldn't. 100 00:05:06,372 --> 00:05:07,372 Subtle. 101 00:05:07,374 --> 00:05:10,041 Check that out. 102 00:05:10,043 --> 00:05:12,077 Huh. 103 00:05:20,369 --> 00:05:23,088 Well, the creep factor just skyrocketed. 104 00:05:23,090 --> 00:05:24,639 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 105 00:05:24,641 --> 00:05:27,542 How are you? Agents Michaels and Deville. 106 00:05:28,895 --> 00:05:30,479 The body's already been to the morgue. 107 00:05:30,481 --> 00:05:32,898 Just wrapping it up with Dave Stephens. 108 00:05:32,900 --> 00:05:34,683 He's the one who discovered the body. 109 00:05:36,152 --> 00:05:38,353 Such a shame. I used to go hunting with Max. 110 00:05:38,355 --> 00:05:39,654 He was a real good egg. 111 00:05:39,656 --> 00:05:41,072 Sorry for your loss. Thanks. 112 00:05:41,074 --> 00:05:42,574 You mind showing my partner around? 113 00:05:42,576 --> 00:05:44,276 I just got a couple questions for Mr. Stephens. 114 00:05:44,278 --> 00:05:46,278 Okay. Come on. 115 00:05:48,063 --> 00:05:50,398 Dave Stephens? Yeah. 116 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:52,033 I just got a couple questions for you 117 00:05:52,035 --> 00:05:53,118 if that's all right. 118 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:54,903 I'll tell you whatever you need to know. 119 00:05:54,905 --> 00:05:58,924 Max was a...a real pal. 120 00:05:58,926 --> 00:06:00,592 Hunting buddy? 121 00:06:00,594 --> 00:06:02,844 Mm. Yeah. 122 00:06:02,846 --> 00:06:04,963 Eh, lucky guess. 123 00:06:04,965 --> 00:06:08,016 So, uh, about what time did you discover the body? 124 00:06:08,018 --> 00:06:11,686 About 9:00 a.m. -- my usual pickup time. 125 00:06:11,688 --> 00:06:14,306 I come in every Wednesday and Sundays, 126 00:06:14,308 --> 00:06:16,257 uh, to collect the entrails. 127 00:06:16,259 --> 00:06:18,059 The what? 128 00:06:18,061 --> 00:06:20,228 The animal organs. 129 00:06:20,230 --> 00:06:21,446 Ah. 130 00:06:21,448 --> 00:06:25,233 After Max would, uh, dig them out and work his magic. 131 00:06:25,235 --> 00:06:26,735 Huh. 132 00:06:26,737 --> 00:06:29,788 He, uh -- he was a real artist, you know? 133 00:06:29,790 --> 00:06:34,292 Strange thing is, though, uh, bins were empty this morning. 134 00:06:34,294 --> 00:06:36,328 Why is that strange? 135 00:06:36,330 --> 00:06:38,079 Well, because it's a Sunday. 136 00:06:38,081 --> 00:06:40,365 Weekend hunts are pretty much a given 137 00:06:40,367 --> 00:06:42,584 in this neck of the woods, 138 00:06:42,586 --> 00:06:44,219 so they're usually, mm, chock-full of guts. 139 00:06:44,221 --> 00:06:46,338 Ah. Mm. 140 00:06:46,340 --> 00:06:48,223 Any chance Max could have cleaned them out himself? 141 00:06:48,225 --> 00:06:50,124 No. It's a -- it's a biohazard. 142 00:06:50,126 --> 00:06:52,761 You can't just, you know, throw the stuff out. 143 00:06:52,763 --> 00:06:54,262 You got to burn it. 144 00:06:54,264 --> 00:06:56,731 Huh. 145 00:06:56,733 --> 00:06:58,650 Is there, uh, anything else missing from the shop? 146 00:06:58,652 --> 00:07:02,020 No. The register was full, and the safe was intact. 147 00:07:02,022 --> 00:07:04,990 And all of Max's trophies were still on the walls. 148 00:07:06,242 --> 00:07:07,826 And was there anybody else here when you showed up? 149 00:07:07,828 --> 00:07:10,028 No one. 150 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:15,033 No, other than, uh... The Colonel. 151 00:07:15,035 --> 00:07:17,819 Hmm. 152 00:07:17,821 --> 00:07:20,755 Excuse us. 153 00:07:20,757 --> 00:07:23,174 So? Okay, so, uh... 154 00:07:23,176 --> 00:07:25,927 We got a thief who's jonesing for animal parts, 155 00:07:25,929 --> 00:07:28,463 we got a pagan symbol, and we got a human pretzel. 156 00:07:28,465 --> 00:07:30,181 Yeah, it all sounds very witch-y, 157 00:07:30,183 --> 00:07:31,833 but I wasn't able to find a hex bag. 158 00:07:31,835 --> 00:07:34,119 All right, well, let's keep digging. 159 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:36,271 But, uh, not here. 160 00:07:36,273 --> 00:07:39,608 I don't like the way that one's looking at me. 161 00:07:47,900 --> 00:07:52,020 Okay, uh, that...symbol in the graffiti, 162 00:07:52,022 --> 00:07:53,488 it's...not wiccan. 163 00:07:53,490 --> 00:07:55,957 It's copywritten. 164 00:07:55,959 --> 00:08:00,712 Local animal-rights group, Enid's answer to PETA. 165 00:08:00,714 --> 00:08:03,248 S.N.A.R.T.? 166 00:08:03,250 --> 00:08:04,783 You got to be kidding me. 167 00:08:04,785 --> 00:08:07,035 Well, it makes sense that an animal-rights group 168 00:08:07,037 --> 00:08:08,853 would have an axe to grind with a taxidermist. 169 00:08:08,855 --> 00:08:12,057 Why? The animal's already dead. 170 00:08:12,059 --> 00:08:14,009 Yeah, but hunters are what keep them in business. 171 00:08:14,011 --> 00:08:16,978 Now the question is, are those bleeding hearts 172 00:08:16,980 --> 00:08:20,381 actually witches or just hippies? 173 00:08:21,851 --> 00:08:23,985 What's the difference? 174 00:08:27,890 --> 00:08:30,391 Always knew I'd find the source of all evil 175 00:08:30,393 --> 00:08:32,060 at a vegan bakery. 176 00:08:32,062 --> 00:08:35,229 What's that smell? 177 00:08:35,231 --> 00:08:36,498 Patchouli. 178 00:08:36,500 --> 00:08:40,401 Yeah, mixed with depression from meat deprivation. 179 00:08:40,403 --> 00:08:41,703 Hey. 180 00:08:41,705 --> 00:08:44,172 You know who wears sunglasses inside? 181 00:08:44,174 --> 00:08:45,623 Blind people. 182 00:08:45,625 --> 00:08:47,676 And douchebags. 183 00:08:53,248 --> 00:08:56,267 Olivia and Dylan Camrose? 184 00:08:56,269 --> 00:08:58,019 At your service. 185 00:08:58,021 --> 00:08:59,721 You two are members of s.N.A.R.T.? 186 00:08:59,723 --> 00:09:02,590 Founders and co-presidents, actually. 187 00:09:02,592 --> 00:09:05,527 Uh, can we interest you in some literature? 188 00:09:06,612 --> 00:09:07,762 Or a flaxseed scone? 189 00:09:07,764 --> 00:09:09,781 It's wheat-free, gluten-free, sugar-free, 190 00:09:09,783 --> 00:09:11,032 and surprisingly moist. 191 00:09:11,034 --> 00:09:12,450 Let me stop you right there. 192 00:09:12,452 --> 00:09:17,489 Uh, we're here to investigate the death of Max Alexander, 193 00:09:17,491 --> 00:09:18,907 a local taxidermist. 194 00:09:18,909 --> 00:09:20,792 He's...dead? 195 00:09:20,794 --> 00:09:21,793 You knew him? 196 00:09:21,795 --> 00:09:25,413 Ish. Um...small town. 197 00:09:25,415 --> 00:09:27,382 Well, he was murdered last night, 198 00:09:27,384 --> 00:09:29,134 and a S.N.A.R.T. logo was found at the crime scene. 199 00:09:29,136 --> 00:09:30,668 You two wouldn't happen to know 200 00:09:30,670 --> 00:09:32,420 anything about that, would you? 201 00:09:35,307 --> 00:09:37,792 His business is funded by hunters, 202 00:09:37,794 --> 00:09:40,428 and you know how hunters are. 203 00:09:40,430 --> 00:09:41,479 They're selfish dicks 204 00:09:41,481 --> 00:09:43,648 who define themselves by what they kill. 205 00:09:43,650 --> 00:09:47,435 And as animal advocates, we couldn't stand for that. 206 00:09:47,437 --> 00:09:49,804 So, you killed him? 207 00:09:49,806 --> 00:09:51,472 Of course not. 208 00:09:51,474 --> 00:09:53,858 S.N.A.R.T. doesn't tolerate violence. 209 00:09:53,860 --> 00:09:55,243 Huh. 210 00:09:55,245 --> 00:09:58,279 This coming from a couple who spray-paints death threats. 211 00:09:58,281 --> 00:10:00,648 It was a scare tactic. We just wanted to spook him. 212 00:10:00,650 --> 00:10:02,984 Turns out we were the ones who got spooked. 213 00:10:02,986 --> 00:10:04,452 What does that mean? 214 00:10:06,989 --> 00:10:10,825 Well, last night, when we were tagging the joint, 215 00:10:10,827 --> 00:10:12,677 we heard this noise. A hissing noise. 216 00:10:12,679 --> 00:10:14,512 It freaked us out, so we ran out into the alley. 217 00:10:14,514 --> 00:10:17,515 But someone attacked us. Sprayed us in the eyes with mace. 218 00:10:17,517 --> 00:10:18,550 And it's not like we could go to the cops. 219 00:10:18,552 --> 00:10:20,468 So, now we look like total douchebags 220 00:10:20,470 --> 00:10:22,837 because we have to wear our sunglasses inside. 221 00:10:35,368 --> 00:10:37,185 Necrosis? 222 00:10:37,187 --> 00:10:39,537 Premature death of tissues -- 223 00:10:39,539 --> 00:10:40,855 that's why their eyes were all messed up. 224 00:10:40,857 --> 00:10:43,158 And it's not caused by mace. 225 00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:44,826 All right. What caused it? 226 00:10:44,828 --> 00:10:48,630 Right here. "Blunt force, radiation, venom." 227 00:10:48,632 --> 00:10:49,848 As in "snake"? 228 00:10:49,850 --> 00:10:51,549 The taxidermist was constricted. 229 00:10:51,551 --> 00:10:53,168 Olivia and Dylan heard hissing, 230 00:10:53,170 --> 00:10:54,886 and they were sprayed in the eyes. 231 00:10:54,888 --> 00:10:56,871 By venom. By venom. 232 00:10:56,873 --> 00:10:59,174 Okay, so... What are we talking here, 233 00:10:59,176 --> 00:11:01,542 some sort of a freaky-ass snake monster? 234 00:11:01,544 --> 00:11:03,812 Maybe. 235 00:11:03,814 --> 00:11:09,383 The weird thing is snakes either envenomate or constrict. 236 00:11:09,385 --> 00:11:10,852 No snake does both. 237 00:11:10,854 --> 00:11:14,055 Correction -- freaky-ass mega-snake monster. 238 00:11:14,057 --> 00:11:17,275 It could be a Vetala. 239 00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:18,977 Yeah, but they're not afraid to sink their fangs in. 240 00:11:18,979 --> 00:11:21,062 Taxidermist was bite-free. 241 00:11:21,064 --> 00:11:22,997 It doesn't really fit the profile. 242 00:11:22,999 --> 00:11:24,532 Right. So...? 243 00:11:24,534 --> 00:11:28,570 So, call Kevin. Have him look some stuff up. 244 00:11:39,748 --> 00:11:43,601 Aren't you early, dude? 245 00:11:51,560 --> 00:11:53,261 Hmm. 246 00:13:04,099 --> 00:13:05,133 Dude! 247 00:13:05,135 --> 00:13:08,069 You said you were from a perfume company. 248 00:13:18,981 --> 00:13:21,482 No! No, please! 249 00:13:37,157 --> 00:13:38,456 Claw marks. 250 00:13:38,458 --> 00:13:41,343 Yeah. The cops said all the cats went missing. 251 00:13:41,345 --> 00:13:42,594 Right, so, yesterday, 252 00:13:42,596 --> 00:13:44,045 uh, we're dealing with some sort of a snake monster. 253 00:13:44,047 --> 00:13:45,180 Today, it's a killer kitty. 254 00:13:45,182 --> 00:13:46,681 I don't know. 255 00:13:46,683 --> 00:13:47,999 Hey. 256 00:13:48,001 --> 00:13:50,635 Why does that mutt look familiar? 257 00:13:55,825 --> 00:14:00,061 That was the taxidermist's dog. 258 00:14:00,063 --> 00:14:02,564 So, he's been at both crime scenes? 259 00:14:02,566 --> 00:14:04,616 Yeah. 260 00:14:04,618 --> 00:14:06,851 Maybe he's a suspect. 261 00:14:06,853 --> 00:14:10,238 You know may-- 262 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:12,324 Could be a skinwalker, maybe a shapeshifter. 263 00:14:12,326 --> 00:14:16,244 Doesn't really look like a monster to me. 264 00:14:16,246 --> 00:14:18,580 One way to find out. 265 00:14:18,582 --> 00:14:21,333 Come here, boy. Hey. 266 00:14:21,335 --> 00:14:23,201 This isn't gonna hurt at all. 267 00:14:23,203 --> 00:14:26,554 Unless it hurts. 268 00:14:31,927 --> 00:14:34,379 Hmm. 269 00:14:34,381 --> 00:14:37,382 I guess we can, uh, rule out killer. 270 00:14:39,236 --> 00:14:42,887 Do you agents need any further assistance? 271 00:14:44,390 --> 00:14:46,157 Officer, I think we're okay. Thanks. 272 00:14:46,159 --> 00:14:48,243 All right, well, let me know. 273 00:14:50,330 --> 00:14:55,283 Officer. Excuse me. Uh, can I borrow your hat? 274 00:15:03,626 --> 00:15:06,911 Good luck getting adopted. 275 00:15:11,101 --> 00:15:14,452 Okay, so, the Colonel's not a suspect. 276 00:15:14,454 --> 00:15:16,604 Yeah, but he's a witness. 277 00:15:16,606 --> 00:15:19,607 Hey, boy. You speak sign language? 278 00:15:19,609 --> 00:15:21,226 That's monkeys. 279 00:15:21,228 --> 00:15:22,777 Huh? 280 00:15:22,779 --> 00:15:24,946 You know what? This is gonna sound crazy. 281 00:15:24,948 --> 00:15:26,264 I read this book once about this guy 282 00:15:26,266 --> 00:15:28,266 who tried to teach his dog to speak 283 00:15:28,268 --> 00:15:29,651 after it witnessed a murder. 284 00:15:29,653 --> 00:15:31,403 It worked? 285 00:15:31,405 --> 00:15:32,770 No. 286 00:15:32,772 --> 00:15:34,456 But he wrote a book about it? 287 00:15:34,458 --> 00:15:35,907 Yeah, well, he doesn't have what we have. 288 00:15:35,909 --> 00:15:38,243 Kevin. Hey, it's me. 289 00:15:38,245 --> 00:15:40,078 How do we speak to a dog? 290 00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:43,114 An Inuit spell. 291 00:15:43,116 --> 00:15:44,466 Yeah. 292 00:15:44,468 --> 00:15:48,837 Who knew the, uh, Men of Letters had its own Eskimo section? 293 00:15:48,839 --> 00:15:51,639 And it's supposed to let us communicate with the Colonel? 294 00:15:51,641 --> 00:15:56,294 Yeah, well...that's the plan. 295 00:15:56,296 --> 00:16:01,316 Kevin said it's like a sort of a human/animal mind meld. 296 00:16:01,318 --> 00:16:02,967 Meaning? If it works, 297 00:16:02,969 --> 00:16:06,571 we should be able to read the Colonel's thoughts. 298 00:16:09,075 --> 00:16:10,475 All right, I'll do it. 299 00:16:10,477 --> 00:16:11,976 You -- you got enough on your plate. 300 00:16:11,978 --> 00:16:13,495 Like what? 301 00:16:15,115 --> 00:16:18,700 Uh, like...you're tired. 302 00:16:18,702 --> 00:16:20,485 You're on the mend. Okay? 303 00:16:20,487 --> 00:16:23,204 Plus, you -- you've got a sensitive stomach. 304 00:16:23,206 --> 00:16:25,707 Last thing we need is you chucking this stuff up. Huh? 305 00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:31,212 Doesn't look so bad. 306 00:16:36,669 --> 00:16:39,554 I was wrong. 307 00:16:39,556 --> 00:16:41,222 Come on. 308 00:16:44,728 --> 00:16:48,396 Ha! 309 00:16:49,533 --> 00:16:52,117 "Deila hér me. 310 00:16:52,119 --> 00:16:57,756 Dag eru nou rar vitur orum." 311 00:16:59,241 --> 00:17:02,143 All right. Let's get this party started. 312 00:17:02,145 --> 00:17:04,028 Tell me everything you know. 313 00:17:06,433 --> 00:17:09,417 What's the matter? Cat got your tongue? 314 00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:13,555 Tough crowd. 315 00:17:21,046 --> 00:17:23,932 ♪ I got to take a little time ♪ 316 00:17:23,934 --> 00:17:26,184 So, call Kevin. 317 00:17:26,186 --> 00:17:30,021 ♪ A little time to think things over ♪ spell tasted like ass and was a bust. 318 00:17:30,023 --> 00:17:32,223 At least it didn't affect your appetite. Geez. 319 00:17:32,225 --> 00:17:33,691 Yeah. 320 00:17:33,693 --> 00:17:34,993 Colonel: Change the station. 321 00:17:34,995 --> 00:17:37,779 ♪ I better read between the lines ♪ 322 00:17:37,781 --> 00:17:40,748 Change the station. 323 00:17:40,750 --> 00:17:42,200 ♪ In case I need it when I'm older ♪ 324 00:17:42,202 --> 00:17:44,202 What? What? 325 00:17:44,204 --> 00:17:45,954 You -- shut up. It's working! 326 00:17:45,956 --> 00:17:47,639 It -- go! 327 00:17:47,641 --> 00:17:49,757 ♪ Ohh ♪ 328 00:17:49,759 --> 00:17:51,159 Say that again. 329 00:17:51,161 --> 00:17:53,044 You call this classic rock? 330 00:17:53,046 --> 00:17:56,264 Next thing you know, they'll be playing Styx. 331 00:17:56,266 --> 00:17:58,766 ♪ Now this mountain I must climb ♪ And Dennis DeYoung? A punk. 332 00:17:58,768 --> 00:18:00,468 Dennis DeYoung's not a punk. 333 00:18:00,470 --> 00:18:01,936 He's Mr. Roboto, bitch. 334 00:18:01,938 --> 00:18:04,389 Why are you arguing with the dog about Styx? 335 00:18:04,391 --> 00:18:06,975 Wh-- uh, yeah. Um, hey, boy. 336 00:18:06,977 --> 00:18:09,143 What were you trying to tell us about the cowboy hat? 337 00:18:09,145 --> 00:18:12,113 The douchewheel who killed my best friend 338 00:18:12,115 --> 00:18:14,115 was wearing a cowboy hat. 339 00:18:14,117 --> 00:18:15,316 And the pothead, too? 340 00:18:15,318 --> 00:18:17,435 Yep. Same guy killed both. 341 00:18:17,437 --> 00:18:19,904 ♪ In my life ♪ Ask about the cats. 342 00:18:22,242 --> 00:18:23,575 ♪ There's been heartache and pain ♪ 343 00:18:23,577 --> 00:18:25,493 And what about the cats? ♪ I don't know ♪ 344 00:18:25,495 --> 00:18:26,944 I don't know. I don't want this. 345 00:18:26,946 --> 00:18:28,396 I couldn't see much. 346 00:18:28,398 --> 00:18:31,883 I didn't exactly have the best view in the orphanage. 347 00:18:31,885 --> 00:18:33,718 Oh, but I could smell him. 348 00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:37,288 Guy reeked of red meat, dishwashing detergent 349 00:18:37,290 --> 00:18:39,457 and tiger balm. 350 00:18:39,459 --> 00:18:40,558 Huh. 351 00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:41,976 So, what's he saying? 352 00:18:41,978 --> 00:18:46,130 Uh, that the -- the guy, he smelled like ground chuck 353 00:18:46,132 --> 00:18:48,466 and soap suds and old-lady cream. 354 00:18:48,468 --> 00:18:50,435 Dean, what are you doing? 355 00:18:50,437 --> 00:18:53,071 ♪ I want you to show me ♪ I don't know. 356 00:18:54,441 --> 00:18:56,324 Oh, what are you laughing at? 357 00:18:56,326 --> 00:18:58,660 Uh... 358 00:19:04,483 --> 00:19:05,833 Hey! 359 00:19:05,835 --> 00:19:07,818 Hey, hey! Yeah! 360 00:19:07,820 --> 00:19:10,154 You! You! 361 00:19:10,156 --> 00:19:11,839 Hey! Hey! 362 00:19:11,841 --> 00:19:14,425 Hey, hey, you! You! 363 00:19:14,427 --> 00:19:17,512 You! You! 364 00:19:19,349 --> 00:19:20,665 Uh, Dean? 365 00:19:20,667 --> 00:19:22,016 Hmm? 366 00:19:22,018 --> 00:19:23,968 I think the spell worked. 367 00:19:23,970 --> 00:19:25,937 Fact, I think it worked a little too well. 368 00:19:25,939 --> 00:19:26,888 What? 369 00:19:26,890 --> 00:19:29,524 I think... you might be a dog. 370 00:19:29,526 --> 00:19:30,775 What? 371 00:19:30,777 --> 00:19:32,060 You're scratching your head. 372 00:19:32,062 --> 00:19:33,528 You're...barking at the mailman. 373 00:19:33,530 --> 00:19:34,512 You're playing fetch. 374 00:19:34,514 --> 00:19:36,681 I -- 375 00:19:42,488 --> 00:19:44,906 Ruh-roh. 376 00:19:50,772 --> 00:19:53,057 Yeah. No, that -- okay. 377 00:19:53,058 --> 00:19:55,225 All right. Thanks. 378 00:19:55,227 --> 00:19:58,261 So, apparently, the Inuit spell has some side effects. 379 00:19:58,263 --> 00:19:59,646 Oh, well, that would have been nice to know 380 00:19:59,648 --> 00:20:00,764 before I downed it! 381 00:20:00,766 --> 00:20:02,316 What kind of side effects? 382 00:20:02,318 --> 00:20:05,102 When you mind meld with an animal, 383 00:20:05,104 --> 00:20:08,855 it's...possible to start exhibiting some of its behavior. 384 00:20:10,358 --> 00:20:13,577 Don't look at me, Hoss. It ain't my fault. 385 00:20:13,579 --> 00:20:17,331 Well, how long am I gonna have the urge to... 386 00:20:17,333 --> 00:20:18,898 Sniff butts? 387 00:20:18,900 --> 00:20:20,617 Oh, whoa. Hey. 388 00:20:20,619 --> 00:20:22,769 I don't have the urge to sniff butts. 389 00:20:22,771 --> 00:20:24,137 Yet. 390 00:20:24,139 --> 00:20:26,239 Do you really h-have the -- 391 00:20:26,241 --> 00:20:28,709 No! Come on! 392 00:20:28,711 --> 00:20:33,096 Well, Kevin doesn't know how long it'll last. 393 00:20:33,098 --> 00:20:35,415 It's not like it's an exact science, you know? 394 00:20:35,417 --> 00:20:37,968 But hopefully, when the spell wears off, 395 00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:41,104 so will the side effects. 396 00:20:43,141 --> 00:20:44,825 I wouldn't eat that if I were you. 397 00:20:44,827 --> 00:20:47,811 Chocolate? 398 00:20:47,813 --> 00:20:49,696 Seriously. 399 00:20:56,821 --> 00:20:59,072 Colonel: Where we headed? 400 00:20:59,074 --> 00:21:00,490 Back to the shelter. 401 00:21:00,492 --> 00:21:03,410 To sniff out more clues, 402 00:21:03,412 --> 00:21:05,078 maybe dig up something we missed? 403 00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:06,963 All right, one more doggy pun out of you, 404 00:21:06,965 --> 00:21:08,448 and I'm gonna have your nuts clipped. 405 00:21:08,450 --> 00:21:10,300 I hate to break it to you, Hoss. 406 00:21:10,302 --> 00:21:13,253 My sack's emptier than Santa's after Christmas. 407 00:21:16,791 --> 00:21:18,675 Aw, are you kidding me? 408 00:21:18,677 --> 00:21:20,460 Hey, dick move, pigeon! 409 00:21:20,462 --> 00:21:21,728 Screw you, asshat. 410 00:21:21,730 --> 00:21:24,014 Did -- 411 00:21:24,016 --> 00:21:25,482 what? 412 00:21:25,484 --> 00:21:27,084 Wait a minute. Can I hear all animals? 413 00:21:27,086 --> 00:21:28,368 Yep. 414 00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:32,439 Animals have a universal language -- like esperanto. 415 00:21:32,441 --> 00:21:35,325 But this one actually caught on. 416 00:21:35,327 --> 00:21:37,160 And I'm just getting started, too. 417 00:21:37,162 --> 00:21:38,695 Brewing a real big one. Ha. 418 00:21:38,697 --> 00:21:40,947 Bet your ride's gonna look sweet in white. 419 00:21:41,090 --> 00:21:42,056 What's he saying? 420 00:21:42,058 --> 00:21:44,125 You -- he's being a douchebag! 421 00:21:44,127 --> 00:21:45,843 Who you calling "douchebag," douchebag? 422 00:21:45,845 --> 00:21:47,895 Oh, shut it, you winged rat! 423 00:21:47,897 --> 00:21:49,013 Dude. What? 424 00:21:49,015 --> 00:21:50,431 Hey. Just calm down. 425 00:21:50,433 --> 00:21:52,600 Just get in the car. 426 00:21:52,602 --> 00:21:54,402 Ha ha. That's right, Sally. Go cry to mama. 427 00:21:54,404 --> 00:21:56,187 Oh, that's it, you son of a bitch! 428 00:21:56,189 --> 00:21:58,806 Ooh! Dean! Hey! Get in the car. 429 00:22:17,175 --> 00:22:18,209 I think it's probably best 430 00:22:18,211 --> 00:22:19,343 to just leave the Colonel in the car. 431 00:22:19,345 --> 00:22:20,327 Excuse me? 432 00:22:20,329 --> 00:22:21,996 Well all the windows are open. 433 00:22:21,998 --> 00:22:24,048 You think we like that? 434 00:22:24,050 --> 00:22:25,800 "We"? 435 00:22:25,802 --> 00:22:28,502 You think because the windows are open 436 00:22:28,504 --> 00:22:30,137 that that's some sort of a treat, huh? 437 00:22:30,139 --> 00:22:32,223 No, the dog's coming in. 438 00:22:32,225 --> 00:22:35,776 Respect. 439 00:22:50,709 --> 00:22:53,244 ♪ uh-huh 440 00:22:55,197 --> 00:22:57,298 Yeah, baby. 441 00:22:57,300 --> 00:22:58,749 ♪ Ohh 442 00:22:58,751 --> 00:23:00,367 You said it. 443 00:23:00,369 --> 00:23:02,169 ♪ Ooh 444 00:23:02,171 --> 00:23:04,472 Dean. Yeah. 445 00:23:06,708 --> 00:23:07,808 So, what else can you tell me 446 00:23:07,810 --> 00:23:09,043 about the man with the cowboy hat? 447 00:23:09,045 --> 00:23:12,680 Honestly, I couldn't see much. Damn cataracts. 448 00:23:12,682 --> 00:23:15,016 And you know no one's going to pay for my surgery. 449 00:23:15,018 --> 00:23:18,569 Just another casualty of the system, I guess. 450 00:23:18,571 --> 00:23:21,472 I don't belong here, you know. I'm pedigreed. 451 00:23:21,474 --> 00:23:23,824 Well, I'm sure you'll be out of here soon. 452 00:23:23,826 --> 00:23:26,327 Please. I'm 14. 453 00:23:28,530 --> 00:23:30,498 Good luck...Ma'am. 454 00:23:33,201 --> 00:23:35,569 Once a day they clean these cages. 455 00:23:35,571 --> 00:23:36,754 Once a day! 456 00:23:36,756 --> 00:23:38,405 Okay. 457 00:23:38,407 --> 00:23:39,907 A biscuit. Just one biscuit. 458 00:23:39,909 --> 00:23:43,711 I need a Raquel Welch poster and a rock hammer. 459 00:23:43,713 --> 00:23:45,913 I'm shaking the fence, boss. Still shaking the fence. 460 00:23:45,915 --> 00:23:50,017 Dog: Over here! Dog #2: I was framed! 461 00:23:50,019 --> 00:23:52,753 Any luck? Hardly. 462 00:23:52,755 --> 00:23:55,255 And I'm not getting any clues -- just a bunch of complaints. 463 00:23:55,257 --> 00:23:57,391 Hey, pretty boy. Over here. 464 00:23:57,393 --> 00:24:00,027 Yeah, uh, sorry, pal. I'm done for the day. 465 00:24:00,029 --> 00:24:01,979 But I saw everything! 466 00:24:03,899 --> 00:24:08,102 And I'll tell you, but... 467 00:24:08,104 --> 00:24:08,986 It'll cost you. 468 00:24:08,988 --> 00:24:10,604 What? Are you kidding me? 469 00:24:10,606 --> 00:24:12,323 I'm being extorted by a dog. 470 00:24:12,325 --> 00:24:14,241 Well, what do you want, huh? 471 00:24:14,243 --> 00:24:16,961 What? Beggin' strips? Snausages? 472 00:24:16,963 --> 00:24:18,112 Bitch, please. 473 00:24:18,114 --> 00:24:20,481 If I'm gonna rat someone out, 474 00:24:20,483 --> 00:24:21,966 it's got to be worth my while. 475 00:24:21,968 --> 00:24:24,952 I want...a belly rub. 476 00:24:24,954 --> 00:24:27,304 You -- 477 00:24:27,306 --> 00:24:28,956 All right. 478 00:24:28,958 --> 00:24:30,107 Not from you, sweetie. 479 00:24:30,109 --> 00:24:32,259 From that big one. 480 00:24:32,261 --> 00:24:35,930 Over there. Hi! 481 00:24:35,932 --> 00:24:39,350 Ohh, a-a cowboy hat, leather pants. 482 00:24:39,352 --> 00:24:41,602 The dude's a total closet case. 483 00:24:41,604 --> 00:24:43,637 Okay, what else can you tell me about the guy 484 00:24:43,639 --> 00:24:44,905 other than his outfit? 485 00:24:44,907 --> 00:24:48,442 Um, he was carrying a burlap sack for the cats. 486 00:24:48,444 --> 00:24:49,910 What does he want with the cats? 487 00:24:49,912 --> 00:24:51,912 Ooh, attaboy, yes. Hell if I know. 488 00:24:51,914 --> 00:24:55,199 But he took all of them, except for the one he ate. 489 00:24:55,201 --> 00:24:57,418 Ew. What? 490 00:24:57,420 --> 00:25:01,422 Apparently, our guy has a sweet tooth for kitty cats. 491 00:25:01,424 --> 00:25:02,840 Huh. 492 00:25:02,842 --> 00:25:06,093 Oh. Oh, and the sack had something written on it. 493 00:25:06,095 --> 00:25:08,095 Okay, what did it say? 494 00:25:10,383 --> 00:25:12,133 Hey, come on. We had a deal. 495 00:25:12,135 --> 00:25:14,168 Well, you tell that to the tall drink. 496 00:25:14,170 --> 00:25:16,336 He's the one who stopped rubbing. 497 00:25:16,338 --> 00:25:17,471 Sam. 498 00:25:17,473 --> 00:25:18,505 Hand cramps. 499 00:25:18,507 --> 00:25:21,508 He's not talking. 500 00:25:21,510 --> 00:25:24,728 Attaboy. 501 00:25:24,730 --> 00:25:28,082 It said "Avant-Garde Cuisine." 502 00:25:28,084 --> 00:25:30,951 Lucky for you, I read French. 503 00:25:30,953 --> 00:25:33,154 Colonel: That's a café on Main Street. 504 00:25:33,156 --> 00:25:34,488 "No dogs allowed." 505 00:25:34,490 --> 00:25:37,658 Well, no wonder he smelled like hamburgers and dish soap. 506 00:25:37,660 --> 00:25:38,909 We got to go downtown. 507 00:25:38,911 --> 00:25:41,028 Apparently our guy works at a restaurant. 508 00:25:41,030 --> 00:25:43,197 Whoa-oh, yeah. 509 00:25:43,199 --> 00:25:46,417 No, no, wait, wait, wait. Sure you don't want to adopt me? 510 00:25:46,419 --> 00:25:47,751 No, thanks. Uh, we'll pass. 511 00:25:47,753 --> 00:25:49,870 No, I'm not above licking feet. 512 00:25:49,872 --> 00:25:51,722 Hey, big'un! Come back here! 513 00:25:51,724 --> 00:25:53,007 All right. Well... 514 00:25:53,009 --> 00:25:54,475 Hey, hold up. 515 00:25:54,477 --> 00:25:56,210 What's the matter? 516 00:25:56,212 --> 00:26:00,848 Best belly rub I ever had. 517 00:26:03,101 --> 00:26:04,435 Freedom! 518 00:26:07,022 --> 00:26:09,073 I left a surprise in there for animal control. 519 00:26:09,075 --> 00:26:11,892 I didn't peg you for a softy. 520 00:26:11,894 --> 00:26:14,528 Going home. I'm going home. Honey, I'm coming home. 521 00:26:14,530 --> 00:26:15,946 Yeah, I'm coming home. 522 00:26:15,948 --> 00:26:17,248 Dog: I'm going home! 523 00:26:17,250 --> 00:26:18,365 Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! 524 00:26:44,442 --> 00:26:45,592 I'm sorry. 525 00:26:45,594 --> 00:26:48,195 Who can afford to be closed on Monday these days? 526 00:26:48,197 --> 00:26:49,730 A homicidal maniac? 527 00:26:49,732 --> 00:26:51,031 Yeah. 528 00:26:51,033 --> 00:26:52,733 Hey. 529 00:27:07,832 --> 00:27:10,751 Check this out. Chef Leo. 530 00:27:10,753 --> 00:27:12,086 Think he's our guy? 531 00:27:12,088 --> 00:27:14,004 It's Okie town. 532 00:27:14,006 --> 00:27:16,757 Lots of dudes wear cowboy hats. 533 00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:27,184 Whoa. 534 00:27:27,186 --> 00:27:32,189 Oxycodone, tramadol, methadone. 535 00:27:32,191 --> 00:27:34,408 Oh, guess he likes to cook comfortably numb. 536 00:27:34,410 --> 00:27:35,943 Yeah, apparently. 537 00:27:35,945 --> 00:27:37,578 Female voice: Help us. 538 00:27:37,580 --> 00:27:39,313 Male voice: Please, mister. Over here. 539 00:27:39,315 --> 00:27:40,614 Did you hear that? 540 00:27:42,450 --> 00:27:44,985 Sounded like little kids. 541 00:27:47,455 --> 00:27:50,291 Help. If you don't free us, the chef will eat us. 542 00:27:50,293 --> 00:27:51,308 She's not lying. 543 00:27:51,310 --> 00:27:54,628 We're in a cage! 544 00:27:58,133 --> 00:27:59,566 Eat you? 545 00:27:59,568 --> 00:28:01,719 Look in the refrigerator behind you. 546 00:28:01,721 --> 00:28:04,438 Yeah, behind you. In the fridge. 547 00:28:07,642 --> 00:28:09,843 Hey. 548 00:28:09,845 --> 00:28:11,511 "Owl brains." 549 00:28:11,513 --> 00:28:12,863 "Cheetah liver." 550 00:28:12,865 --> 00:28:14,448 "Grizzly heart." 551 00:28:14,450 --> 00:28:18,902 Ah, a spell book. Shamanism. 552 00:28:18,904 --> 00:28:21,572 Well, what's a chef doing dabbling with witchcraft? 553 00:28:21,574 --> 00:28:23,123 It says here whatever animal organ you ingest 554 00:28:23,125 --> 00:28:26,460 with the right mix of hoo doo and spices, 555 00:28:26,462 --> 00:28:28,862 you temporarily gain the power of that animal. 556 00:28:28,864 --> 00:28:33,000 So, okay, if you're munching on owl brains... 557 00:28:33,002 --> 00:28:34,568 Your head spins around like "The Exorcist"? 558 00:28:34,570 --> 00:28:37,204 Close. Bolsters your IQ. 559 00:28:37,206 --> 00:28:41,075 Okay, eat a cheetah liver for speed, 560 00:28:41,077 --> 00:28:42,926 bear heart for strength. 561 00:28:42,928 --> 00:28:44,628 Okay, so if he's chowing down on this stuff -- 562 00:28:44,630 --> 00:28:45,579 Then it would make sense 563 00:28:45,581 --> 00:28:47,080 why he constricted the taxidermist 564 00:28:47,082 --> 00:28:49,583 and clawed the guy at the shelter. 565 00:28:49,585 --> 00:28:52,186 Well, no offense, but why would he want to eat you guys? 566 00:28:52,188 --> 00:28:53,904 Uh, we have collapsible spines. 567 00:28:53,906 --> 00:28:54,938 We do. Promise. 568 00:28:54,940 --> 00:28:56,590 Sam: Look at this. Hmm? 569 00:28:56,592 --> 00:28:58,091 "Lion liver plus eagle heart. 570 00:28:58,093 --> 00:29:00,310 "Rattlesnake fangs plus anaconda bladder. 571 00:29:00,312 --> 00:29:02,396 Baboon brains plus black widow abdomen." 572 00:29:02,398 --> 00:29:04,298 He's mixing ingredients. 573 00:29:04,300 --> 00:29:05,616 What the hell for? 574 00:29:07,370 --> 00:29:09,503 Shoo! Quiet! 575 00:29:09,505 --> 00:29:11,622 Don't shush me! You be quiet! 576 00:29:11,624 --> 00:29:15,459 I am quiet. Now. 577 00:29:34,479 --> 00:29:36,013 Who the hell are you? 578 00:29:36,015 --> 00:29:37,431 We're from the health department. 579 00:29:37,433 --> 00:29:38,965 Stopped by for an inspection. 580 00:29:38,967 --> 00:29:40,967 I wasn't aware we had one scheduled. 581 00:29:40,969 --> 00:29:44,154 Yeah, no, you wouldn't be. That's the point. 582 00:29:44,156 --> 00:29:45,906 Besides, I thought you were closed. 583 00:29:45,908 --> 00:29:47,474 We are. Chef's having a private dinner. 584 00:29:47,476 --> 00:29:50,744 In fact, he'll be here any minute. 585 00:29:50,746 --> 00:29:53,697 Oh. Well, then. In that case, kitchen's shut down. 586 00:29:53,699 --> 00:29:55,999 Shut down? Why? 587 00:29:56,001 --> 00:29:58,318 Because, uh, y-you're both in clear violation 588 00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:00,137 of penal code 8.14. 589 00:30:03,958 --> 00:30:05,926 Out. Come on. Get out. 590 00:30:05,928 --> 00:30:09,163 Both of you. We'll let you know. 591 00:30:11,466 --> 00:30:12,516 All right. 592 00:30:12,518 --> 00:30:14,000 I'll take the front. You take the back. 593 00:30:14,002 --> 00:30:15,669 Do we even know how to kill this guy? 594 00:30:15,671 --> 00:30:17,855 Well, empty one of these in his head. 595 00:30:17,857 --> 00:30:19,606 See what that does. 596 00:30:54,542 --> 00:30:55,559 Aah! 597 00:30:59,849 --> 00:31:02,215 Chameleons aren't that bad. 598 00:31:02,217 --> 00:31:04,017 Kind of taste like chicken. 599 00:31:29,194 --> 00:31:31,912 How the hell did you do that? 600 00:31:31,914 --> 00:31:34,548 D-do what? 601 00:31:34,550 --> 00:31:37,467 Don't play coy. I want to know what you are. 602 00:31:39,054 --> 00:31:42,589 Oh, screw the sharktopus. 603 00:31:44,226 --> 00:31:46,360 You're my main course. 604 00:32:07,193 --> 00:32:10,561 Why does it smell like dog in here? 605 00:32:13,365 --> 00:32:16,801 That smell's coming from you. 606 00:32:31,217 --> 00:32:34,585 All dogs should be leashed. 607 00:32:43,628 --> 00:32:45,646 What did you do to my brother? 608 00:32:47,399 --> 00:32:50,351 Your brother? 609 00:32:50,353 --> 00:32:52,403 What was your mom smoking when she had you two? 610 00:32:52,405 --> 00:32:54,188 He's fine. 611 00:32:54,190 --> 00:32:56,490 He's just taking a little cat nap before dinner. 612 00:32:56,492 --> 00:32:58,359 I've never had human heart before. 613 00:32:58,361 --> 00:32:59,460 Heard it's a bit chewy. 614 00:32:59,462 --> 00:33:01,495 Good job I'm not a fussy eater. 615 00:33:04,583 --> 00:33:05,866 You're sick. 616 00:33:05,868 --> 00:33:08,619 Been told that once or twice. 617 00:33:08,621 --> 00:33:10,788 No, no. Not in the head. 618 00:33:10,790 --> 00:33:13,257 I, uh -- well, you are that, too, 619 00:33:13,259 --> 00:33:16,994 but I mean sick like cancer. 620 00:33:19,497 --> 00:33:23,000 Well, I guess dogs really can sniff it out. 621 00:33:23,002 --> 00:33:26,503 Stage IV carcinoma. 622 00:33:26,505 --> 00:33:27,688 Huh. 623 00:33:27,690 --> 00:33:29,523 So that's why you're doing this. 624 00:33:29,525 --> 00:33:31,559 What happened? 625 00:33:31,561 --> 00:33:34,779 Draw the short straw, decided to break bad? 626 00:33:34,781 --> 00:33:36,280 See, when I was diagnosed, 627 00:33:36,282 --> 00:33:39,016 I was way past standard treatment. 628 00:33:39,018 --> 00:33:40,851 No one could save me. 629 00:33:40,853 --> 00:33:43,187 But then with the help of a Pawnee shaman 630 00:33:43,189 --> 00:33:46,073 and a zoo membership, I found a cure, 631 00:33:46,075 --> 00:33:49,076 albeit a temporary one. 632 00:33:49,078 --> 00:33:51,379 Cancer always came back. 633 00:33:53,016 --> 00:33:55,549 You start experimenting with different organs, huh? 634 00:33:55,551 --> 00:33:59,053 Traded in the single serving for a combo platter. 635 00:33:59,055 --> 00:34:02,056 Well, what can I say? Combination therapy works. 636 00:34:02,058 --> 00:34:04,041 I felt stronger, 637 00:34:04,043 --> 00:34:07,928 and the effects lasted longer. 638 00:34:07,930 --> 00:34:11,432 And if you smoke a few innocent people in the process, 639 00:34:11,434 --> 00:34:14,518 well, hell, at least you felt better. 640 00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:18,656 Well, I didn't mean to kill anyone -- at first. 641 00:34:18,658 --> 00:34:24,662 But if people got in my way, they became collateral damage. 642 00:34:24,664 --> 00:34:28,999 Guess you eat enough predators, you start to become one. 643 00:34:29,001 --> 00:34:32,753 You are what you eat, right? 644 00:34:33,906 --> 00:34:35,289 Do you really think the power you hold 645 00:34:35,291 --> 00:34:36,907 over other people's lives 646 00:34:36,909 --> 00:34:39,627 can make up for what you lack in your own? 647 00:34:44,966 --> 00:34:48,102 So, dog boy, 648 00:34:48,104 --> 00:34:52,139 what do I need to eat to take you down, huh? 649 00:34:55,227 --> 00:34:58,696 You don't want to do this. 650 00:34:58,698 --> 00:35:01,065 Oh, but I do want to do this. 651 00:35:02,767 --> 00:35:06,620 See, I'm gonna kill you, work up a nice appetite, 652 00:35:06,622 --> 00:35:10,791 and then I'm gonna eat your brother. 653 00:35:12,161 --> 00:35:15,713 I mean, I don't know what the hell he is, 654 00:35:15,715 --> 00:35:20,718 but with healing powers like that, who cares? 655 00:35:21,970 --> 00:35:24,555 He could cure me. 656 00:35:27,259 --> 00:35:29,009 Ah. 657 00:35:30,929 --> 00:35:34,432 Dog on sort-of dog. 658 00:35:42,023 --> 00:35:43,824 Rahuraar, 659 00:35:43,826 --> 00:35:49,646 sakuriisat iisat a ti'pah kaawakit. 660 00:35:49,648 --> 00:35:51,949 'A tarahkista'u... 661 00:35:53,201 --> 00:35:56,287 ...a raah. 662 00:36:22,148 --> 00:36:26,167 Sorry. Wolf trumps dog. 663 00:36:26,169 --> 00:36:29,003 Maybe. But not a whole pack. 664 00:37:11,346 --> 00:37:12,796 Hey. 665 00:37:12,798 --> 00:37:15,983 For the love of God, Sammy. 666 00:37:15,985 --> 00:37:17,435 Hey, Sammy. 667 00:37:18,937 --> 00:37:21,322 Zeke. 668 00:37:21,324 --> 00:37:22,823 Whoever the hell you are. 669 00:37:22,825 --> 00:37:25,076 Hey. Come on. 670 00:37:25,078 --> 00:37:29,613 Don't make me lick your damn face. 671 00:37:29,615 --> 00:37:30,614 Hey. 672 00:37:39,291 --> 00:37:42,376 Come on. 673 00:37:42,378 --> 00:37:44,428 When you called us about adopting him, 674 00:37:44,430 --> 00:37:45,662 we couldn't believe it. 675 00:37:45,664 --> 00:37:47,431 Aren't you the sweetest? 676 00:37:47,433 --> 00:37:48,799 Ugh. Back off, tofu-breath. 677 00:37:48,801 --> 00:37:51,668 Oh, you must be starving. 678 00:37:51,670 --> 00:37:55,556 Lucky for you, I baked some vegan doggy cupcakes. 679 00:38:00,980 --> 00:38:04,148 I'm gonna be pooping wheatgrass with these two. 680 00:38:05,184 --> 00:38:06,683 Look, I know they're hippie freaks, 681 00:38:06,685 --> 00:38:07,985 but they're gonna give you a good home -- 682 00:38:07,987 --> 00:38:09,186 one that you deserve. 683 00:38:09,188 --> 00:38:11,122 Yeah, yeah. 684 00:38:11,124 --> 00:38:13,824 Wish we could take you on the road with us, 685 00:38:13,826 --> 00:38:16,644 but it's no life for a dog. 686 00:38:16,646 --> 00:38:19,296 Don't sweat it. I get carsick anyway. 687 00:38:19,298 --> 00:38:21,465 I was afraid to tell you earlier, 688 00:38:21,467 --> 00:38:22,917 but I barfed in your backseat. 689 00:38:22,919 --> 00:38:25,169 You... 690 00:38:25,171 --> 00:38:27,054 What? 691 00:38:30,393 --> 00:38:31,875 I'm gonna miss you, buddy. 692 00:38:31,877 --> 00:38:33,761 I'll miss you, too. 693 00:38:33,763 --> 00:38:36,147 And by the way, as an honorary dog, 694 00:38:36,149 --> 00:38:37,881 there's something you should know. 695 00:38:37,883 --> 00:38:40,351 Dog's aren't really man's best friend. 696 00:38:40,353 --> 00:38:42,269 What are you talking about? 697 00:38:42,271 --> 00:38:44,355 I know it sounds like a conspiracy theory, 698 00:38:44,357 --> 00:38:46,574 but the real reason we were put here was to... 699 00:38:48,945 --> 00:38:51,745 Put here to do what? 700 00:38:53,166 --> 00:38:56,417 Oh, you got to be kidding me. 701 00:38:56,419 --> 00:38:58,786 Oh, now the spell wears off?! 702 00:39:04,509 --> 00:39:06,510 Okay. 703 00:39:12,484 --> 00:39:14,452 How did it go? 704 00:39:14,454 --> 00:39:18,639 Well, bad news is I'm gonna miss the flea bag. 705 00:39:18,641 --> 00:39:20,191 Good news is 706 00:39:20,193 --> 00:39:22,593 it looks like the spell is finally wearing off. 707 00:39:23,962 --> 00:39:26,147 You okay? 708 00:39:26,149 --> 00:39:28,932 The Stetson man got you pretty good. 709 00:39:28,934 --> 00:39:30,034 Yeah, I'm fine. 710 00:39:30,036 --> 00:39:32,769 I-I just, uh... 711 00:39:32,771 --> 00:39:35,105 I can't stop thinking about what he said. 712 00:39:35,107 --> 00:39:36,574 Oh, come on, Sammy. 713 00:39:36,576 --> 00:39:38,542 Guy was out of his freaking gourd. 714 00:39:38,544 --> 00:39:43,047 Yeah, but, I mean, why -- why would he ask that? 715 00:39:43,049 --> 00:39:45,082 Why -- why did he want to know what I was? 716 00:39:45,084 --> 00:39:47,918 Who the hell knows? 717 00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:50,221 He was all jacked up on juice, you know? 718 00:39:50,223 --> 00:39:52,756 He was possessed by -- by something he couldn't control. 719 00:39:52,758 --> 00:39:54,959 It was... 720 00:39:59,797 --> 00:40:01,799 It was just a matter of time 721 00:40:01,801 --> 00:40:04,735 before it completely took over. 722 00:40:06,638 --> 00:40:10,140 You can't reason with crazy, right? 723 00:40:10,142 --> 00:40:12,643 I don't know. 724 00:40:12,645 --> 00:40:14,778 Well, I do. 725 00:40:14,780 --> 00:40:17,481 Trust me, Sam. You got nothing to worry about.