1 00:00:09,243 --> 00:00:10,916 I've never seen him this happy before. 2 00:00:11,078 --> 00:00:14,582 It's because you've never seen him on "Restock the Medicine Cabinet Day." 3 00:00:14,748 --> 00:00:15,920 Look! 4 00:00:16,083 --> 00:00:18,689 A new topical antihistamine with lidocaine. 5 00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:20,729 Wow! 6 00:00:20,888 --> 00:00:22,424 I can't wait until I get a rash. 7 00:00:24,157 --> 00:00:26,865 Oh, Gas-X has a new ultra strength. 8 00:00:27,494 --> 00:00:29,531 I guess they really do read their mail. 9 00:00:31,098 --> 00:00:33,578 Hey, isn't that Professor Proton? 10 00:00:33,734 --> 00:00:35,077 Oh, yeah. 11 00:00:39,673 --> 00:00:42,017 Look at him, just standing in line, 12 00:00:42,109 --> 00:00:45,249 like he wasn't moderately famous 30 years ago. 13 00:00:45,746 --> 00:00:47,089 Let's go say hello. 14 00:00:47,247 --> 00:00:49,420 Oh, maybe we shouldn't bother him. 15 00:00:49,583 --> 00:00:51,563 I'm not going to bother him, I'm going to talk to him. 16 00:00:53,587 --> 00:00:55,294 He thinks there's a difference. 17 00:00:55,455 --> 00:00:57,264 Arthur? 18 00:00:57,424 --> 00:00:59,700 Arthur, it's me, Sheldon Cooper. 19 00:00:59,860 --> 00:01:03,137 You may not remember because of your advanced age. 20 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:06,810 Trust me, I... I remember. 21 00:01:07,601 --> 00:01:09,205 This is my girlfriend, Amy. 22 00:01:09,369 --> 00:01:11,315 Amy, this is television legend Arthur Jeffries. 23 00:01:11,471 --> 00:01:15,385 His science show inspired millions of children. 24 00:01:15,542 --> 00:01:18,113 Hold... Hold on. 25 00:01:18,278 --> 00:01:20,758 You... You have a girlfriend? 26 00:01:21,715 --> 00:01:23,820 Yes, and I've heard so much about you. 27 00:01:23,984 --> 00:01:26,658 Hey, look, we're wearing the same orthopedic shoes. 28 00:01:28,422 --> 00:01:30,561 I can't believe I dress like a celebrity. 29 00:01:33,126 --> 00:01:35,333 Okay, I get it now. 30 00:01:36,997 --> 00:01:39,273 Dr. Jeffries, hello again. Leonard Hofstadter. 31 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:42,505 Oh, oh, right, I remember your girlfriend. 32 00:01:44,571 --> 00:01:47,677 Is she... is she here? 33 00:01:47,841 --> 00:01:49,343 No, she's not. 34 00:01:50,510 --> 00:01:52,285 So, what prescription are you getting filled? 35 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:53,754 -Sheldon. -No. Wait, I want to guess. 36 00:01:53,914 --> 00:01:54,915 Don't tell me. 37 00:01:55,082 --> 00:01:57,460 I wasn't going to tell you. 38 00:01:58,585 --> 00:01:59,655 Sheldon, come on. 39 00:01:59,820 --> 00:02:01,822 No, no, no. I'm really good at this. All right, give me a hint. 40 00:02:01,989 --> 00:02:05,994 Does it involve difficulty initiating a stream of anything? 41 00:02:07,861 --> 00:02:11,604 Well, given my age, thats more than just a lucky guess. 42 00:02:12,699 --> 00:02:14,440 Hey, Sheldon, let's go mock the people 43 00:02:14,601 --> 00:02:17,343 buying homeopathic medicine. You love that. 44 00:02:17,504 --> 00:02:19,711 But I'm hanging out with my friend, and we're having fun. 45 00:02:19,873 --> 00:02:21,682 Look how happy he ls. 46 00:02:25,312 --> 00:02:28,623 I (THEME SONG PLAYS) I 47 00:02:51,538 --> 00:02:54,212 Bernie's having a girls' night on Friday at our place. 48 00:02:54,374 --> 00:02:55,409 You want to do something? 49 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:58,353 -Actually, I'm busy. -Doing what? 50 00:02:58,512 --> 00:03:00,890 There's a new sports bar over on Colorado Ave. 51 00:03:01,048 --> 00:03:03,426 -You're going to girls' night. -Yeah. 52 00:03:05,252 --> 00:03:06,890 You know they're making jewelry, right? 53 00:03:07,421 --> 00:03:09,162 You think they came up with that? 54 00:03:10,257 --> 00:03:12,760 They were going to drink beer and play darts. 55 00:03:13,894 --> 00:03:17,341 -What's up? -Not his testosterone levels. 56 00:03:17,497 --> 00:03:20,444 Excuse me. I happen to be very comfortable with my masculinity. 57 00:03:21,268 --> 00:03:23,714 How is that possible? 58 00:03:27,674 --> 00:03:30,450 Hey, I got an email from Professor Proton. 59 00:03:30,610 --> 00:03:32,385 Goody! What's it say? 60 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:35,288 He's working on a paper about nano vacuum tubes, 61 00:03:35,449 --> 00:03:37,258 and wants to know if I'd take a look at it. 62 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:39,595 That's strange, 63 00:03:39,753 --> 00:03:42,063 that he would come to you for that and not me. 64 00:03:43,790 --> 00:03:45,360 Oh, I got two emails from him. 65 00:03:46,893 --> 00:03:49,703 "Do you have Leonard's email address?" 66 00:03:52,265 --> 00:03:53,266 And... 67 00:03:53,433 --> 00:03:55,709 "Never mind, I found it." 68 00:03:57,804 --> 00:03:59,750 I can't believe he picked you over me. 69 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:02,477 You don't want to read a paper by some old has-been 70 00:04:02,642 --> 00:04:05,987 who hasn't done any real science in decades. 71 00:04:06,146 --> 00:04:07,625 Yeah, it's nothing to cry about. 72 00:04:07,781 --> 00:04:10,261 Sheldon Cooper does not cry. 73 00:04:10,383 --> 00:04:12,294 It's true. You'd rust. 74 00:04:18,158 --> 00:04:20,331 And to think I idolized that man. 75 00:04:20,494 --> 00:04:21,996 And why? 76 00:04:22,162 --> 00:04:24,938 At the end of the day he's just another Hollywood phony. 77 00:04:26,666 --> 00:04:28,441 Is it really worth getting upset about? 78 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:30,172 They say don't meet your heroes. 79 00:04:30,337 --> 00:04:33,147 Don't peek behind that curtain of fame and celebrity, 80 00:04:33,306 --> 00:04:36,185 because if you do, 81 00:04:36,343 --> 00:04:38,254 degenerate carnival folk. 82 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:42,282 Come on, he's a retired kids show host. 83 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:45,658 That's even worse. Using the sweet candy of science 84 00:04:45,819 --> 00:04:47,765 to trick children into loving him. 85 00:04:49,256 --> 00:04:50,462 Pervert. 86 00:04:53,193 --> 00:04:56,834 Have you thought about why Arthur didn't want you to read his paper? 87 00:04:56,997 --> 00:04:58,374 Yes, I have. 88 00:04:58,532 --> 00:05:01,172 And my only conclusion is the prescription he was picking up 89 00:05:01,334 --> 00:05:03,314 the other day was for cuckoo pills. 90 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:07,847 Maybe he found you a bit much. 91 00:05:09,209 --> 00:05:11,280 That's kind of a stretch. 92 00:05:11,444 --> 00:05:14,448 Look, when it comes to social skills, I've mastered the big three. 93 00:05:14,614 --> 00:05:17,117 There's the coy smile. 94 00:05:18,618 --> 00:05:20,620 There's the friendly chuckle. 95 00:05:23,623 --> 00:05:25,796 There's the vocalization of sympathy. 96 00:05:26,026 --> 00:05:27,505 Aww... 97 00:05:28,361 --> 00:05:30,898 That last one's tricky. I'm still working on it. 98 00:05:31,965 --> 00:05:33,808 From what I saw the other day, 99 00:05:33,967 --> 00:05:37,176 I could understand why he and... 100 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:39,715 Some people might find you... 101 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:42,342 What? 102 00:05:44,978 --> 00:05:46,719 Doesn't matter. 103 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:49,156 No, go ahead, say it. 104 00:05:49,316 --> 00:05:51,887 I know what it is. I've heard it my whole life. 105 00:05:52,052 --> 00:05:54,225 The word's "annoying". Go ahead, say it. 106 00:05:54,387 --> 00:05:56,594 Say it. Say I'm annoying. 107 00:05:56,756 --> 00:05:58,861 -Sheldon... -Oh, it won't hurt my feelings. 108 00:05:59,025 --> 00:06:00,732 Go ahead, Amy, say I'm annoying. 109 00:06:00,894 --> 00:06:02,601 I'm annoying. I'm annoying. 110 00:06:03,430 --> 00:06:05,273 I'm annoying. Yeah, now where are you going? 111 00:06:05,432 --> 00:06:07,673 Look, you know you want to say it. Say it. 112 00:06:08,235 --> 00:06:10,613 Say I'm annoying. Go ahead, say it. 113 00:06:10,937 --> 00:06:13,850 Say it. Say it. Amy, say it. 114 00:06:16,676 --> 00:06:18,952 Well, she can't stand it when I'm right. 115 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:22,249 This is fun. 116 00:06:22,415 --> 00:06:24,190 I'm going to feel like such a vixen wearing jewelry 117 00:06:24,351 --> 00:06:27,525 that doesn't have a list of medications I'm allergic to. 118 00:06:28,255 --> 00:06:29,461 Penny, how's it going over there? 119 00:06:29,623 --> 00:06:32,866 Good. I'm just having little trouble with the glue. 120 00:06:34,127 --> 00:06:37,802 How do you not know how to use glue? Did you ditch pre-school? 121 00:06:38,798 --> 00:06:41,210 Yeah, but only because I was dating a second grader. 122 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:45,148 Hello, everyone. 123 00:06:45,305 --> 00:06:47,945 Okay, let me have it. 124 00:06:48,108 --> 00:06:51,146 Let's hear all the "Raj is a girl" jokes. 125 00:06:51,311 --> 00:06:54,121 Nope, Bernadette told me it isn't nice and I'm not allowed. 126 00:06:54,281 --> 00:06:56,420 -Thank you. -So I won't be making fun of you, 127 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:59,928 or the things you like, or the fact that you just want to have fu-un. 128 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:07,071 Howie, stop. Come on, look at what I'm making. 129 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:09,501 Oh, that's actually pretty nice. 130 00:07:09,663 --> 00:07:12,405 -I'm making a bracelet. -Yeah, I'm just making a mess. 131 00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:17,347 You know, instead of beads and glue, 132 00:07:17,504 --> 00:07:18,847 you guys can use my soldering iron. 133 00:07:19,005 --> 00:07:20,848 You'd be able to make much cooler stuff. 134 00:07:21,007 --> 00:07:24,181 Oh, I think we're doing just fine, thank you. 135 00:07:24,344 --> 00:07:26,756 Actually, I'd kind of like to try that. 136 00:07:26,913 --> 00:07:28,290 -Me, too. -Be right back. 137 00:07:29,482 --> 00:07:31,860 When did I have pistachios? 138 00:07:37,657 --> 00:07:41,867 Arthur. 139 00:07:43,763 --> 00:07:45,538 Door knocker. 140 00:07:45,699 --> 00:07:47,474 That's TV/ money. 141 00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:52,048 Sheldon, what are you doing here? 142 00:07:52,205 --> 00:07:54,811 I'm sorry. Did I wake you? 143 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:57,285 Of course you woke me. It's 7:30. 144 00:07:59,946 --> 00:08:02,825 Well, I would have been here sooner, but for some reason your home 145 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:05,725 isn't on this map of Hollywood stars. 146 00:08:06,553 --> 00:08:08,294 What do you want, Sheldon? 147 00:08:09,389 --> 00:08:11,369 It's been pointed out by my girlfriend 148 00:08:11,524 --> 00:08:14,368 that I may have been annoying to you. 149 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:16,474 She sounds like a keeper. 150 00:08:17,731 --> 00:08:21,838 Anyway, I wanted to apologize. I am truly sorry. 151 00:08:21,968 --> 00:08:23,914 All right, apology accepted. Have a nice night. 152 00:08:24,070 --> 00:08:26,744 Now that we've cleared the air, 153 00:08:26,906 --> 00:08:29,216 I wanted to discuss another matter with you. 154 00:08:29,376 --> 00:08:32,152 Sheldon, in a couple hours, I have to get up, 155 00:08:32,312 --> 00:08:34,758 pee and then wander around the house. 156 00:08:41,655 --> 00:08:43,931 Well, then, I'll make this quick. 157 00:08:44,090 --> 00:08:46,730 I want to talk about the paper you sent Leonard. 158 00:08:46,893 --> 00:08:48,099 Now, I know he said it's promising 159 00:08:48,495 --> 00:08:50,202 and he's going to collaborate on it, 160 00:08:50,397 --> 00:08:54,277 but now that you and I are friends again, I am at your disposal. 161 00:08:54,434 --> 00:08:56,107 And, frankly, lending my name 162 00:08:56,269 --> 00:08:58,909 and reputation to it will help, because a lot of people think 163 00:08:59,072 --> 00:09:01,780 that you're a washed-up has-been. 164 00:09:01,941 --> 00:09:03,943 Or dead. 165 00:09:05,078 --> 00:09:06,614 I should be so lucky. 166 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:09,788 So, what do you say? 167 00:09:10,784 --> 00:09:12,286 You know, if it's all the same with you, 168 00:09:12,452 --> 00:09:13,954 I think I'll stick with Leonard. 169 00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:18,134 It's because I'm annoying, right? I know it is. Say it. 170 00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:19,634 Say it. Say I'm annoying. 171 00:09:19,793 --> 00:09:20,965 -Good night. -Say it. 172 00:09:21,127 --> 00:09:25,098 Arthur, say it. Say I'm annoying. Say it. Say it. 173 00:09:25,265 --> 00:09:27,108 I'm annoying. Say it. 174 00:09:28,134 --> 00:09:29,545 You're annoying! 175 00:09:32,972 --> 00:09:34,144 Wow, that really hurt. 176 00:09:40,313 --> 00:09:41,986 If you would have told me when I was a kid 177 00:09:42,148 --> 00:09:43,889 that someday I would be doing science 178 00:09:43,983 --> 00:09:46,987 next to Professor Proton, I would not have believed you. 179 00:09:47,153 --> 00:09:50,600 If someone had told me that people would still call me Professor Proton 180 00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:53,169 when I was 83 years old, 181 00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:55,169 I never would have quit smoking. 182 00:09:58,098 --> 00:10:00,669 I'm sorry, Dr. Jeffries, I'm just excited. 183 00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:03,906 This nano vacuum tube idea of yours, it's really interesting. 184 00:10:04,070 --> 00:10:06,641 Hello, Leonard. Oh, hello, Arthur. 185 00:10:06,806 --> 00:10:09,184 What an odd coincidence that you're both here. 186 00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:10,650 Why is it odd? 187 00:10:10,810 --> 00:10:13,689 Because as it just so happens, I'm also spending the day 188 00:10:13,847 --> 00:10:16,794 with a beloved children's television science personality. 189 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:19,260 Isn't that right, new friend and colleague, 190 00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:20,762 Bill Nye the Science Guy. 191 00:10:25,825 --> 00:10:28,704 Sorry, I replaced you with a newer model. 192 00:10:29,996 --> 00:10:31,441 Wow, Arthur Jeffries. 193 00:10:31,598 --> 00:10:32,702 It's an honour to meet you. 194 00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:35,039 My show never would have happened without yours. 195 00:10:35,201 --> 00:10:37,044 That's what I told my lawyers. 196 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:43,883 Mr. Nye, hello. I'm sorry he got you involved in this nonsense. 197 00:10:44,043 --> 00:10:46,284 He said I'd be speaking to a class. 198 00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:49,689 No, I said you were teaching someone a lesson. Now let's go. 199 00:10:51,684 --> 00:10:53,061 What are you guys working on? 200 00:10:53,219 --> 00:10:56,223 Oh, we're making nano vacuum tubes. 201 00:10:56,956 --> 00:10:59,562 -That's interesting. -Haven't you stolen enough from me? 202 00:10:59,726 --> 00:11:01,865 Back off, bow tie! 203 00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:10,080 Hey, guys, what do you think? 204 00:11:10,904 --> 00:11:12,383 Wow, Penny, good job. 205 00:11:12,539 --> 00:11:15,247 Thanks. Target, 4.99. I'm getting a drink. 206 00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:19,918 -What are you working on? -I'm making a necklace for my mom. 207 00:11:20,079 --> 00:11:21,080 That's sweet. 208 00:11:21,247 --> 00:11:23,318 Yeah, she and my dad are going through a bit of a rough patch, 209 00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:25,895 so I wanted to do something to let her know I was thinking about her. 210 00:11:26,052 --> 00:11:27,190 What's going on with them? 211 00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:29,765 They're just having a little trouble communicating. 212 00:11:29,923 --> 00:11:32,096 My dad says it's because the sound of my mom's voice 213 00:11:32,258 --> 00:11:34,260 makes him want to tear his ears off and sew them over his eyes 214 00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:35,599 so he never has to look at her again. 215 00:11:38,831 --> 00:11:40,071 -Hi. -Hey, guys. 216 00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:43,510 Look who's here to put the "Jew" in "Jewelry Night." 217 00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:49,183 Oh, sure, so it's time when you say it. 218 00:11:50,610 --> 00:11:52,214 Sorry we're late. I wanted to swing by the lab 219 00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:55,450 and pick up some even cooler tools for us to use. 220 00:11:55,615 --> 00:11:58,095 -I didn't know you were coming again. -Wall, last week was a blast. 221 00:11:58,251 --> 00:12:00,857 Plus, I thought you might like having a guy here. 222 00:12:04,757 --> 00:12:06,293 It was not funny. 223 00:12:07,627 --> 00:12:08,867 So, what tools did you bring? 224 00:12:09,028 --> 00:12:10,564 Everything we need to make jewelry molds. 225 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,368 Here's some silver, a crucible 226 00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:14,409 and an acetylene torch to melt it down. 227 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,410 Ooh! That looks like fun. 228 00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:19,641 Maybe you should master glue before you move on to fire. 229 00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:22,317 Okay, who's up first? 230 00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:25,649 Rajesh, want to make a bracelet for your mom to go with the necklace? 231 00:12:25,812 --> 00:12:27,155 No, thanks. 232 00:12:27,313 --> 00:12:28,883 I was gonna make a necklace for my mom, 233 00:12:29,048 --> 00:12:30,994 but unfortunately, she doesn't have a neck. 234 00:12:32,986 --> 00:12:36,399 She's just chins and fat and feet. 235 00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:42,298 Okay, we're almost ready to go. 236 00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:44,669 Once we bond the wires, we can test the tubes. 237 00:12:44,831 --> 00:12:47,778 This is so exciting, I feel... 238 00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:49,936 Like I'm 75 again. 239 00:12:54,674 --> 00:12:55,744 Oh, God. 240 00:12:55,908 --> 00:12:57,114 What... what is it? 241 00:12:57,277 --> 00:13:00,087 Sheldon just sent me a picture of him and Bill Nye getting smoothies. 242 00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:06,521 -Can I ask you a question? -Yeah, sure. 243 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,122 Why do you put up with Sheldon? 244 00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:11,001 Oh. 245 00:13:11,157 --> 00:13:12,864 You know, because we're friends. 246 00:13:15,261 --> 00:13:17,138 Why? 247 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,304 Wow, you ask really hard questions. 248 00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:21,774 Yeah. 249 00:13:21,935 --> 00:13:24,142 Look, I know he can be aggravating, 250 00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:27,113 but what you have to remember is that he's not doing it on purpose. 251 00:13:27,273 --> 00:13:28,513 It's just how he ls. 252 00:13:28,675 --> 00:13:31,656 But he's also loyal and trustworthy 253 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,222 and we have fun together. 254 00:13:33,379 --> 00:13:36,656 You know you're describing a dog. 255 00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:39,891 He did bite me once. 256 00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:45,059 But in his defense, I came up behind him while he was eating. 257 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,866 Yeah, they hate that. 258 00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:54,341 You know what, Sheldon is the smartest person I have ever met. 259 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,810 He's a little broken and he needs me. 260 00:13:58,404 --> 00:14:00,077 I guess I need him, too. 261 00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:01,741 Why is that? 262 00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:04,385 Boy, you will not let this go, will you? 263 00:14:07,246 --> 00:14:08,520 Oh, geez. 264 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,251 Another photo from Sheldon? 265 00:14:10,416 --> 00:14:11,759 No, I have to go pick him up. 266 00:14:11,918 --> 00:14:14,159 Bill Nye ditched him at the smoothie place. 267 00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:18,195 He probably stole his wallet, too. 268 00:14:23,262 --> 00:14:24,366 You know, if you guys are interested, 269 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:26,703 there's a technique where I can take a lock of your hair, 270 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:30,075 refine it into carbon dust, and use the hydraulic press at work 271 00:14:30,236 --> 00:14:33,342 to turn it into a tiny little diamond with your DNA in it. 272 00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:35,008 Oh, that's amazing! 273 00:14:35,174 --> 00:14:36,517 Yeah. See Bernie's engagement ring? 274 00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:39,122 That came right off my mom's back. 275 00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:41,952 He's kidding. 276 00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:44,618 If that were true, it'd be so much bigger. 277 00:14:46,853 --> 00:14:48,924 "My name is Howard. I can make your hair into diamonds. 278 00:14:49,088 --> 00:14:52,797 My mom is morbidly obese. Everybody love me." 279 00:14:53,926 --> 00:14:55,599 Whoa, where is that coming from? 280 00:14:55,762 --> 00:14:57,764 I'll tell you where it's coming from. 281 00:14:57,930 --> 00:14:59,637 All you do is make fun of me for coming to girls' night, 282 00:14:59,799 --> 00:15:01,437 and now you're here ruining it for everyone. 283 00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:05,276 Raj, cool it. He's gonna make us hair diamonds. 284 00:15:06,205 --> 00:15:07,479 How am I ruining anything? 285 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:09,483 I'm just trying to help you make better jewelry. 286 00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:11,417 But this isn't about the jewelry. 287 00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:15,047 This is about me having a place where I can open up about my feelings. 288 00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:18,458 Since when can't you open up with me? 289 00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:19,961 There are just some things 290 00:15:20,119 --> 00:15:21,792 that I feel more comfortable sharing with the girls, 291 00:15:21,954 --> 00:15:23,661 because they won't make fun of me 292 00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:27,794 or and call me names, or ask me if my "Koothrapanties are in a bunch." 293 00:15:31,497 --> 00:15:34,103 Buddy, I was just joking around. 294 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,974 Yeah, well, sometimes your jokes hurt. 295 00:15:37,336 --> 00:15:38,474 You're right. 296 00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:41,346 I didn't realize I was making you feel that way. 297 00:15:43,342 --> 00:15:45,583 It was very brave of you to tell me. 298 00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:47,019 Thank you. 299 00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:49,421 It wasn't easy. 300 00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:53,530 They're gonna have sex before Sheldon and I do. I knew it. 301 00:15:59,325 --> 00:16:01,362 -Arthur. -Hi, Sheldon. 302 00:16:01,527 --> 00:16:03,165 I'm surprised to see you here. 303 00:16:03,329 --> 00:16:04,865 Yeah, me, too. 304 00:16:05,031 --> 00:16:07,102 Somewhere around the third floor, 305 00:16:07,266 --> 00:16:10,338 I began to see a white light. 306 00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:13,775 I'll get Leonard. 307 00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:15,510 No, no, no, I'm... 308 00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:17,484 I'm hereto see you. 309 00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:21,614 If you're hoping to get in touch with Bill Nye, I can't help you. 310 00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:25,058 I've been informed that he's now Bill Nye the Restraining Order Guy. 311 00:16:27,553 --> 00:16:31,467 No, I'm... I was thinking, if it isn't too much trouble, 312 00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:34,798 I'd like to get your opinion about my paper. 313 00:16:35,962 --> 00:16:37,999 Thank you. It would be an honour. 314 00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:39,832 Oh, great. 315 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,569 Well, actually, I don't need that. 316 00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:44,305 I hacked into your e-mail account and read it. 317 00:16:45,872 --> 00:16:47,874 And... what did you think? 318 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:50,316 Well, first, I think the fact 319 00:16:50,476 --> 00:16:55,016 that you use your birthday as a password is embarrassing. 320 00:16:56,382 --> 00:16:57,656 Thank you. 321 00:16:59,318 --> 00:17:01,025 Second... 322 00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:03,189 I thought your paper was inspired. 323 00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:06,700 Oh, well, that... that means a lot to me. 324 00:17:07,593 --> 00:17:08,867 Can I invite you in for tea? 325 00:17:09,428 --> 00:17:12,432 No, no. I really... I have to run. 326 00:17:12,598 --> 00:17:13,702 Hey, Arthur. How are you? 327 00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:15,675 Well, I guess one cup wouldn't hurt. 328 00:17:24,677 --> 00:17:25,781 Hey, buddy, what's up? 329 00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:28,585 Well, I was feeling bad about how I acted the other night 330 00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:30,887 so I made you a little something. 331 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:33,553 -You didn't have to do that. -Well, it was fun. 332 00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:35,892 I used some of the jewelry techniques you taught us. 333 00:17:39,025 --> 00:17:41,869 it's a lightsaber belt buckle. 334 00:17:43,095 --> 00:17:44,802 This is so cool. Thanks. 335 00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:46,910 It gets better. 336 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:51,708 Wow! 337 00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:52,872 And that's not even the best part. 338 00:17:53,039 --> 00:17:54,279 See? 339 00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:56,613 I have one, too. 340 00:17:58,945 --> 00:17:59,946 Check it out. 341 00:18:00,112 --> 00:18:01,216 You can wear yours, 342 00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:03,817 and we can have little sword fights whenever we want. 343 00:18:17,463 --> 00:18:20,239 Yeah, and my eighth favourite episode of Professor Proton 344 00:18:20,399 --> 00:18:21,969 was "Alka-Seltzer Rocket." 345 00:18:22,134 --> 00:18:24,671 You said, "Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, 346 00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:26,976 oh, what a blast-off it is." 347 00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,443 Remember? Remember that? Remember? 348 00:18:32,011 --> 00:18:34,355 He can't help it. He can't. He really can't. 349 00:18:34,513 --> 00:18:36,356 Wait here, I'll get some Alka-Seltzer, 350 00:18:36,515 --> 00:18:38,426 we can build that rocket, 351 00:18:38,517 --> 00:18:41,293 and we can shoot it at Bill Nye's house. 352 00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:43,195 As long as I'm not within 500 feet of it. 353 00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:50,204 So, you... 354 00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:52,604 You have... you have any... 355 00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:54,540 Single grandmothers? 356 00:18:57,036 --> 00:18:58,344 Sorry, they're both married. 357 00:18:58,504 --> 00:18:59,676 Good. 358 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,177 Ha--ha- 359 00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:05,721 happily?