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D'oh!
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Not again!
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♪ The Simpsons 25x04 ♪
YOLO
Original Air Date on November 10, 2013
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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Now, I, Bart Simpson,
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shall send the first coaster
down the track.
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Hmm.
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No, for once,
I want to go first.
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But, Milhouse, I already
let you push me on the swings.
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And it's an honor,
but I'm doing this.
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Ow! Knock it off, Milhouse!
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Eat safety bar!
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Why are we best friends?
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Because your seat
was behind mine!
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Feels like this playdate's
gone on forever.
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I'll handle this.
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"Dear Weirdo,
pick up weirdo kid."
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And send.
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Aah!
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Did you eat a peanut?
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No, I just sniffed a nectarine.
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It's okay.
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I can breathe
through my tear ducts.
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Tell me if this
gets annoying.
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I think I'm gonna throw up
the mac and cheese you fed me.
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I'm not supposed to have it.
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That's why I had so much.
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What the...?!
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If this kid's dad isn't
here in one second,
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he's going in the garbage can.
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Hey, guys!
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Who wants a whiff
of New Kirk Smell?
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"YOLO"?
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You Only Live Once.
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Once again, cats have it better.
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Kirk Van Houten.
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I hope you're not having
a midlife crisis.
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Please.
Just 'cause I bought a new car,
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lost a little weight
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and started taking
a DJ class,
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everyone thinks
I'm having a midlife crisis.
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Dad! You got me
a skateboard?
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It's for me.
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Now get in the back.
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And while you're there,
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use this cream to
massage the leather.
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To the tooth-whitening kiosk!
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I'm sorry, but does Kirk
know how silly he looks?
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Look at me!
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I'm afraid of dying.
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Oh, Homie.
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I'm so glad you're happy
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with your life
just the way it is.
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You've had the same
job, same car,
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same house for 20 years.
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And that's all
you'll ever have.
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A cycle you'll never ever,
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ever, ever, ever,
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ever change.
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And you're okay with it!
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Like I say night after night
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after night...
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nighty-night.
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Kent Brockman is here
for your interview.
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So, Kent, what brings you here?
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The miraculous tale
of how we lost, then found,
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our Lost and Found box?
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Actually, Principal Skinner,
I'm here to talk
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about something else...
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cheating!
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I thought this was a puff piece.
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You're wearing a sweater.
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This journalism just turned...
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gotcha!
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That's right, Channel 6
will uncover the truth
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in a five-part series
two minutes a day.
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People, make room for your local
Emmy nomination certificates.
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No, do not make room.
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Except for Mr. Largo
and his diet,
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there's no cheating
in this school.
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These 30 identical
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"What I Did This Summer"
essays say different.
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Um...
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Myra, don't I have
another appointment?
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Oh, this is your first
appointment ever.
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Let's take a look
at this monitor.
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This school is more corrupt
than the Italian parliament.
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If these children
are our future,
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then I, for one,
do not want to live.
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Ha-ha.
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Please don't air this.
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I'll tell you the winners of
the kickball games in advance.
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You can make a lot of cabbage
betting on K-ball.
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And that's what we'll end
the story with.
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No!
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This is Kent Brockman.
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Pleased with himself.
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♪ You only
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♪ Live once
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♪ Or so it seems
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♪ No life for yourself
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♪ And none for your dreams
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♪ You work
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♪ Every day
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♪ At a job so lame
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♪ And every night
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♪ The ending's the same.
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♪ No dream will come true
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♪ You only
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♪ Live once.
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Yeah, well, at least you
got your health, huh?
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Now let's see if I can
take that away from you.
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Your poison.
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I'm tired of living once.
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I can't believe
I'm saying this,
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but I'm starting to
regret saying "YOLO."
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Marge, if you don't mind,
I'm gonna quit complaining
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about my life and start
wallowing in the past.
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Postage, marked in pesetas?
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Who are those letters from?
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My old pen pal from Spain.
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Eduardo.
Hmm.
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Back in fifth grade,
you either had to write
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to a foreigner
or a prisoner.
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I picked a foreigner
because the prisoners
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wrote back too fast.
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We'd write each other
with our dreams of the future.
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I was gonna be
King of Cheeseburger Mountain.
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Did I change or did they stop
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making mountains
out of cheeseburgers?
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Probably a little bit of both.
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So sad.
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What kind of moral example
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is this dump for my boy?
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Please, calm down, everyone.
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You know, maybe
this so-called cheating scandal
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is actually
an opportunity to, uh...
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...initiate a-a dialogue
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that would, uh, create
a teachable moment.
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Uh, something, something
buzz word...
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I got nothing.
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Quick, get a picture
for the yearbook!
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I have a solution!
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You took your sweet time
coming to our rescue, Lisa.
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Maybe the best way to keep
students from cheating
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is to trust them not to cheat.
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That's it?
That's all you've got?
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Something I can read
on a tea box?
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What I'm suggesting is
we create an honor code.
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Oh, swell, more work
for the teachers.
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The students would do it.
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Let her speak!
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If every student pledges
not to cheat,
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and to turn in any cheater,
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no one will cheat the system
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because they'll be the system.
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Honor code! Honor code!
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I did it.
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I saved the day.
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The same way I won
that battle in Vietnam.
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By fainting!
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If you're my wife's
secret lover, come in.
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There's nothing
I can do for her anymore.
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I am looking
for my amigo de la pluma.
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Or "pen pal."
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Eduardo?
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Is it really you?
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Why are you here?
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To save the soul
of Homer Simpson.
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Now where is he, old man?
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I'm Homer Simpson!
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Ay, dios mio!
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What has happened to you?
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Did your hair burn
off in a fire
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that trapped you
in a candy factory?
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I wish.
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Marge Simpson.
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It's so nice
to meet a friend
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Homer met through the mail
who isn't a sea monkey.
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Yes, Eduardo Barcelona.
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Or in English, Eddie Miami.
Homie,
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I thought a visit
from your old pen pal
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would cheer you up.
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Ah, how eagerly
I would wait for a letter
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from the EstadosUnidos,
and Homer Simpson.
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"Buenos días, Eduardo."
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What happened
to us, Eduardo?
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We had so many things
we were going to do.
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And I, my friend,
have been doing them.
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Yeah, well, listen, pal.
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I have my treasure--
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my wife and my children.
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Ooh!
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I've had eight wives
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and 200 children!
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Among them artists, doctors
and revolutionary chefs.
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Do you have a
disrespectful son
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who calls you by
your first name?
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I cannot imagine
such a creature.
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Hey, Homer.
Did you just fart?
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Did you
just fart, sir.
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Whatever.
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Easy, easy, Homer.
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I want to help you fulfill
some of your childhood dreams.
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Really? Now?
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I have two pizzas coming.
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I wanted to see who
would get here first.
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Now, Homer!
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Get your coat.
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I asked him here
to cheer you up.
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But I didn't think
you'd drop everything
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to go gallivanting
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with some, no offense, Spaniard.
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I promise you
one thing, madam.
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When I return your husband,
he will be happy,
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bringing a new sense
of adventure to your marriage...
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and to the bedroom.
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I'm not used to strange men
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saying the word
"bedroom" around me.
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Would you prefer, uh,
"sala deamor"?
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That's even worse.
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Could you say it
one more time?
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Sala de amor.
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Ooh!
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Hello, children.
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I hold before you a copy
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of the school's new honor code.
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I know if I can get
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the toughest kid in class
to sign it,
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the rest of you will sign it.
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Milhouse?
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He's not the toughest kid, I am!
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Mm-hmm!
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Now, the smartest kid.
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Milhouse?
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He's not the smartest kid.
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I am.
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Now the class nerd.
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Milhouse?
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Oh.
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Homer, are you prepared
to achieve the dreams
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of a ten year old?
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I took the liberty of crossing
off the, uh, stupid ones.
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Now, this book
of your childhood drawings
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will come to life.
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Why are you doing this?
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Wait, are you in love with me?
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In love
with the concept of you, yes.
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Woo-hoo! I'm an attractive
concept like Liberty!
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One more ride?
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All right.
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Don't forget to ring the bell.
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I'm sick of pirates
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off the street ruining my play!
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I'm going back to my old career!
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Care to see a dessert menu?
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We have the best cobbler
since Daniel Day-Lewis.
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How much did this
cost to restage?
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They rented everything from
Comic Book Guy for ten bucks.
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Don't stink up
the Gorn head.
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I need it
for a Bar Mitzvah later.
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Now don't forget,
this is the first exam
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under the new honor code.
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They're doing it.
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They're self-proctoring.
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Can't you say anything
in a normal way?
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The answer, sadly,
is not yes.
268
00:12:55,262 --> 00:12:57,163
I don't know what it is
269
00:12:57,197 --> 00:12:58,731
about having
all my dreams fulfilled,
270
00:12:58,766 --> 00:13:00,633
but I feel great!
271
00:13:00,667 --> 00:13:02,902
Oh, if you're
happy I'm happy.
272
00:13:02,936 --> 00:13:03,903
What?
273
00:13:03,937 --> 00:13:05,304
That doesn't sound happy.
274
00:13:05,339 --> 00:13:07,640
I feel kind of, oh...
275
00:13:07,674 --> 00:13:09,575
melancholy.
276
00:13:09,610 --> 00:13:11,878
Mmm, melon collie.
277
00:13:13,547 --> 00:13:15,148
That's not helping.
278
00:13:15,182 --> 00:13:17,550
Well, what was
your childhood dream?
279
00:13:17,584 --> 00:13:19,185
Jumping on the bed.
280
00:13:19,219 --> 00:13:21,220
But I never disobeyed
my parents.
281
00:13:21,255 --> 00:13:22,388
Till I married you.
282
00:13:22,422 --> 00:13:24,190
Let's do it.
283
00:13:24,224 --> 00:13:26,359
Oh, I'm a little tired.
284
00:13:26,393 --> 00:13:28,127
Could we just snuggle again?
285
00:13:28,162 --> 00:13:29,595
We do that every night!
286
00:13:29,630 --> 00:13:30,630
Come on!
287
00:13:30,664 --> 00:13:31,998
Jump on the bed!
288
00:13:33,133 --> 00:13:36,169
Ooh, okay!
289
00:13:38,138 --> 00:13:39,505
Can I help you, stranger?
290
00:13:39,540 --> 00:13:41,641
I am just watching
my friend and his wife
291
00:13:41,675 --> 00:13:44,343
innocently pleasure
themselves in bed.
292
00:13:44,378 --> 00:13:45,511
That sounds salty,
293
00:13:45,546 --> 00:13:47,079
but you seem sweet.
294
00:13:47,114 --> 00:13:48,848
I'm gonna call you
Kettle Corn.
295
00:13:51,051 --> 00:13:54,787
Eduardo, I haven't felt
this good in years.
296
00:13:54,822 --> 00:13:56,823
You're like the Tooth Fairy.
297
00:13:56,857 --> 00:13:59,525
Except you don't collect
human bones.
298
00:13:59,560 --> 00:14:02,428
Yes, yes. Of course I don't.
299
00:14:02,462 --> 00:14:03,629
Here.
300
00:14:03,664 --> 00:14:04,730
So, that's it?
301
00:14:04,765 --> 00:14:07,300
All my dreams, lived?
302
00:14:07,334 --> 00:14:09,035
Eh... all but one.
303
00:14:09,069 --> 00:14:10,169
Well, we've got to do it!
304
00:14:10,204 --> 00:14:12,205
I never leave
a job unfinished.
305
00:14:12,239 --> 00:14:13,973
It's as true now as that week
306
00:14:14,007 --> 00:14:15,741
I worked
on the high school yearbook.
307
00:14:15,776 --> 00:14:17,210
So much infighting.
308
00:14:17,244 --> 00:14:18,744
I had to get out of there.
309
00:14:18,779 --> 00:14:21,547
All right, Homer,
we shall do this thing.
310
00:14:21,582 --> 00:14:24,016
The editor put in
like six pictures of this girl
311
00:14:24,051 --> 00:14:26,385
'cause she was his girlfriend.
312
00:14:26,420 --> 00:14:28,120
Everyone has a
bad yearbook story.
313
00:14:28,155 --> 00:14:29,188
They spelled my name wrong!
314
00:14:29,223 --> 00:14:30,289
Get over it! Ha!
315
00:14:30,324 --> 00:14:31,324
D'oh!
316
00:14:34,228 --> 00:14:36,128
So don't do what I did.
317
00:14:36,163 --> 00:14:38,431
That concludes our safety video.
318
00:14:40,167 --> 00:14:42,401
Just step out that door
319
00:14:42,436 --> 00:14:44,337
and you can glide to earth
320
00:14:44,371 --> 00:14:45,872
like your boyhood hero...
321
00:14:45,906 --> 00:14:48,641
Rocky the Flying Squirrel.
322
00:14:49,843 --> 00:14:51,711
Uh, actually,
my hero
323
00:14:51,745 --> 00:14:54,146
was the actress
who provided Rocky's voice,
324
00:14:54,181 --> 00:14:55,948
June Foray.
325
00:14:55,983 --> 00:14:58,351
A true legend
in the voice-over community.
326
00:14:58,385 --> 00:15:00,253
I'm just gonna stay on the plane
327
00:15:00,287 --> 00:15:01,854
and think about her influence.
328
00:15:01,889 --> 00:15:03,222
She has lived her life.
329
00:15:03,257 --> 00:15:04,690
Now, you must live yours.
330
00:15:04,725 --> 00:15:05,725
No!
331
00:15:05,759 --> 00:15:06,759
Do not worry!
332
00:15:06,793 --> 00:15:08,628
I will follow
the trail of your fear!
333
00:15:09,696 --> 00:15:11,163
Will Homer make it?
334
00:15:11,198 --> 00:15:13,132
Or will he leave
a crater the size
335
00:15:13,166 --> 00:15:15,368
of the one
that destroyed the Yucatan?
336
00:15:15,402 --> 00:15:18,070
Find out in our next
exciting installment:
337
00:15:18,105 --> 00:15:19,405
Fat Splat...
338
00:15:19,439 --> 00:15:21,908
or When You Squish
Upon a Car.
339
00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:28,527
Mmm, it's amazing.
340
00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:32,164
Every day has the peace
and serenity of a flu outbreak.
341
00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:35,467
Guess I'll be getting
some extra credit for this.
342
00:15:35,501 --> 00:15:37,235
Lisa, I'm afraid you've gotten
343
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:38,637
all the extra credit
we can give out.
344
00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:41,173
So Willie has been
growing you a nice pumpkin.
345
00:15:41,207 --> 00:15:42,674
Here it is, lass.
346
00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:45,844
You want me to carve it
into a thank-o'-lantern?
347
00:15:45,878 --> 00:15:47,012
No, this is good.
348
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:51,984
Well, this knife's got
to carve something.
349
00:15:57,323 --> 00:15:58,290
Homer!
350
00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:01,493
You don't have to flap.
351
00:16:01,527 --> 00:16:03,595
Just glide on the wind.
352
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:05,731
Uh, okay.
353
00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:07,699
Flap! Flap! Flap!
Flap! Flap! Flap!
354
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:12,871
Yes, good,
much better.
355
00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:20,679
I got Bart's backpack.
356
00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:23,815
He got a hundred on his test?
357
00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:25,851
That's impossible.
358
00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:31,189
Is Bart cheating?
359
00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:32,858
Are the Pope's tweets
infallible?
360
00:16:34,894 --> 00:16:36,328
Bart, I'm gonna tell!
361
00:16:36,362 --> 00:16:37,396
No, you're not.
362
00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:39,164
Because if you tell people
I cheated,
363
00:16:39,198 --> 00:16:40,665
that means your system failed.
364
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:42,934
Oh, my God,
you found a loophole!
365
00:16:42,969 --> 00:16:46,238
Why don't you put this much
inventiveness into your work?
366
00:16:46,272 --> 00:16:48,440
Because then I'd be the one
thing I swore I wouldn't.
367
00:16:48,474 --> 00:16:49,608
You.
368
00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:56,848
I'm doing it!
369
00:16:56,883 --> 00:16:58,517
I'm flying like the squirrel
370
00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:00,919
I always knew I was.
371
00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:05,257
Ooh, indigo!
372
00:17:05,291 --> 00:17:07,192
Homer?
373
00:17:07,226 --> 00:17:09,594
It's me,
talking in your earphone.
374
00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:11,263
Come down, Homie.
375
00:17:11,297 --> 00:17:12,631
"You only live once"
376
00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:16,268
also means when you die,
you die!
377
00:17:19,405 --> 00:17:20,372
What's going on?
378
00:17:20,406 --> 00:17:21,640
Hello?
379
00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:22,707
Hmm?
380
00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:23,708
Hmm? Hmm?
381
00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:25,110
Are you mocking me?
382
00:17:25,144 --> 00:17:27,079
You can listen to your
wife when you are dead.
383
00:17:27,113 --> 00:17:28,780
Savor the moment.
384
00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:52,437
Majestic eagle.
385
00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:56,308
Just like me,
unashamed of his baldness.
386
00:17:57,677 --> 00:17:59,644
So beautiful.
387
00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:01,413
Aw, he probably sees a mouse
388
00:18:01,447 --> 00:18:03,148
he wants to tear in half.
389
00:18:04,183 --> 00:18:05,584
D'oh!
390
00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:08,653
Stupid tallest building
in Springfield!
391
00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:16,895
Hmm...
392
00:18:22,468 --> 00:18:24,136
Ha!
Whoa!
393
00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:27,038
You've presented me
with quite a conundrum.
394
00:18:27,073 --> 00:18:28,240
A word you should know
395
00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:31,476
since it was on a
vocabulary test you aced.
396
00:18:32,745 --> 00:18:36,548
But after some thought,
all my worries went away.
397
00:18:36,582 --> 00:18:38,150
I know the answer.
398
00:18:38,184 --> 00:18:41,486
I'm gonna force you
to turn yourself in.
399
00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:42,587
Good luck with that.
400
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:43,822
The only thing that'll change
my mind
401
00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:45,857
is a sign from God.
402
00:18:49,595 --> 00:18:52,397
Son, it was so beautiful!
403
00:18:52,431 --> 00:18:55,700
I went faster
than the speed of sound.
404
00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:01,740
Well, Bart, is that enough
405
00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:03,441
of a sign for you?
406
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:05,710
All right, I'll turn myself in.
407
00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:07,445
It'll give me a chance
to work some more
408
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,214
on the detention quilt.
409
00:19:13,519 --> 00:19:15,487
This patch is
for all the victims
410
00:19:15,521 --> 00:19:18,323
of atomic wedgies.
411
00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:21,726
My friend,
you've lived your dreams.
412
00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:24,629
No matter what,
Homer Simpson has done it.
413
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:27,966
And soon I hope I remember
who Homer Simpson is
414
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,168
and his relationship to me.
415
00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:31,703
But I have no regrets.
416
00:19:31,737 --> 00:19:35,073
In fact, all this
has given me a sense of calm
417
00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:37,909
I've never had before.
418
00:19:37,944 --> 00:19:39,411
That's the morphine.
419
00:19:39,445 --> 00:19:41,913
Can you give me the
morphine forever?
420
00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:42,914
No way!
421
00:19:42,949 --> 00:19:44,282
A person on morphine
all the time
422
00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:46,318
would constantly dissolve
in inappropriate laughter.
423
00:19:55,924 --> 00:19:57,725
Eduardo? Eduardo! Eduardo!
424
00:20:00,362 --> 00:20:01,462
Oh.
425
00:20:01,496 --> 00:20:03,597
It was all just a dream.
426
00:20:03,631 --> 00:20:05,232
It was not just a dream.
427
00:20:05,266 --> 00:20:07,234
And you said you'd drive me
to the airport.
428
00:20:07,268 --> 00:20:08,569
Oh, yeah.
429
00:20:08,603 --> 00:20:09,670
Great.
430
00:20:09,704 --> 00:20:11,138
Um...
431
00:20:11,172 --> 00:20:12,373
Do I drop you at the curb
432
00:20:12,407 --> 00:20:14,341
or do I have to park
and walk you in?
433
00:20:14,376 --> 00:20:17,244
Go as far as your heart
will take you.
434
00:20:19,114 --> 00:20:21,081
You are a good friend.
435
00:20:21,116 --> 00:20:26,116
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
436
00:20:31,793 --> 00:20:36,964
♪ You only live once
437
00:20:36,998 --> 00:20:41,101
♪ But that's okay
438
00:20:41,136 --> 00:20:44,304
♪ You'll live quite long
439
00:20:44,339 --> 00:20:50,244
♪ In the USA...
440
00:20:50,278 --> 00:20:55,482
♪ But back to my point
441
00:20:55,517 --> 00:21:00,220
♪ You only live once
442
00:21:00,255 --> 00:21:02,956
♪ You've got years and years
443
00:21:02,991 --> 00:21:08,495
♪ Unless it's just months.
444
00:21:11,833 --> 00:21:13,834
Shh!