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D'oh!
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Not again!
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♪ The Simpsons 25x04 ♪
YOLO
Original Air Date on November 10, 2013
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
Resync for WEB-DL by Norther
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Now, I, Bart Simpson, shall send
the first coaster down the track.
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Hmm.
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No, for once, I
want to go first.
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But, Milhouse, I already let
you push me on the swings.
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And it's an honor,
but I'm doing this.
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Ow! Knock it off, Milhouse!
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Eat safety bar!
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Why are we best friends?
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Because your seat
was behind mine!
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Feels like this playdate's
gone on forever.
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I'll handle this.
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"Dear Weirdo,
pick up weirdo kid."
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And send.
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Aah!
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Did you eat a peanut?
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No, I just sniffed a nectarine.
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It's okay.
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I can breathe through
my tear ducts.
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Tell me if this gets annoying.
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I think I'm gonna throw up the
mac and cheese you fed me.
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I'm not supposed to have it.
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That's why I had so much.
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What the...?!
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If this kid's dad isn't here in one
second, he's going in the garbage can.
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Hey, guys!
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Who wants a whiff
of New Kirk Smell?
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"YOLO"?
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You Only Live Once.
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Once again, cats have it better.
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Kirk Van Houten. I hope you're
not having a midlife crisis.
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Please. Just 'cause I bought a
new car, lost a little weight
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and started taking a DJ class, everyone
thinks I'm having a midlife crisis.
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Dad! You got me a skateboard?
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It's for me. Now
get in the back.
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And while you're there, use this
cream to massage the leather.
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To the tooth-whitening kiosk!
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I'm sorry, but does Kirk
know how silly he looks?
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Look at me!
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I'm afraid of dying.
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Oh, Homie.
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I'm so glad you're happy with
your life just the way it is.
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You've had the same job, same
car, same house for 20 years.
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And that's all
you'll ever have.
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A cycle you'll never
ever, ever, ever, ever,
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ever change.
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And you're okay with it!
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Like I say night, after
night, after night...
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nighty-night.
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Kent Brockman is here
for your interview.
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So, Kent, what brings you here?
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The miraculous tale of how we lost,
then found, our Lost and Found box?
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Actually, Principal Skinner, I'm
here to talk about something else...
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cheating!
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I thought this was a puff piece.
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You're wearing a sweater.
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This journalism just turned...
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gotcha!
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That's right, Channel 6
will uncover the truth
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in a five-part series
two minutes a day.
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People, make room for your local
Emmy nomination certificates.
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No, do not make room.
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Except for Mr. Largo and his diet,
there's no cheating in this school.
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These 30 identical "What I Did
This Summer" essays say different.
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Um...
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Myra, don't I have
another appointment?
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Oh, this is your first
appointment ever.
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Let's take a look
at this monitor.
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This school is more corrupt
than the Italian parliament.
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If these children
are our future,
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then I, for one, do
not want to live.
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Ha-ha.
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Please don't air this.
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I'll tell you the winners of
the kickball games in advance.
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You can make a lot of
cabbage betting on K-ball.
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And that's what we'll
end the story with.
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No!
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This is Kent Brockman.
Pleased with himself.
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♪ You only live once
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♪ Or so it seems
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♪ No life for yourself
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♪ And none for your dreams
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♪ You work every day
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♪ At a job so lame
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♪ And every night
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♪ The ending's the same.
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♪ No dream will come true
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♪ You only live once
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Yeah, well, at least you
got your health, huh?
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Now let's see if I can
take that away from you.
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Your poison.
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I'm tired of living once.
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I can't believe I'm saying this, but
I'm starting to regret saying "YOLO."
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Marge, if you don't mind,
I'm gonna quit complaining
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about my life and start
wallowing in the past.
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Postage, marked in pesetas?
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Who are those letters from?
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My old pen pal from Spain.
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- Eduardo.
- Hmm.
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Back in fifth grade, you either had to
write to a foreigner or a prisoner.
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I picked a foreigner because the
prisoners wrote back too fast.
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We'd write each other with
our dreams of the future.
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I was gonna be King of
Cheeseburger Mountain.
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Did I change or did they stop making
mountains out of cheeseburgers?
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Probably a little bit of both.
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So sad.
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What kind of moral example
is this dump for my boy?
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Please, calm down, everyone.
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You know, maybe this
so-called cheating scandal
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is actually an
opportunity to, uh...
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...initiate a-a dialogue
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that would, uh, create
a teachable moment.
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Uh, something,
something buzz word...
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I got nothing.
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Quick, get a picture
for the yearbook!
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I have a solution!
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You took your sweet time
coming to our rescue, Lisa.
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Maybe the best way to keep students from
cheating is to trust them not to cheat.
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That's it?
That's all you've got?
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Something I can
read on a tea box?
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What I'm suggesting is
we create an honor code.
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Oh, swell, more work
for the teachers.
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The students would do it.
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Let her speak!
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If every student pledges not to
cheat, and to turn in any cheater,
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no one will cheat the system
because they'll be the system.
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Honor code! Honor code!
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I did it. I saved the day.
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The same way I won that battle
in Vietnam. By fainting!
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If you're my wife's
secret lover, come in.
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There's nothing I can
do for her anymore.
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I am looking for my
amigo de la pluma.
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Or "pen pal."
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Eduardo? Is it really you?
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Why are you here?
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To save the soul
of Homer Simpson.
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Now where is he, old man?
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I'm Homer Simpson!
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Ay, dios mio!
What has happened to you?
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Did your hair burn off in a fire
that trapped you in a candy factory?
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I wish.
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Marge Simpson.
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It's so nice to meet a friend Homer met
through the mail who isn't a sea monkey.
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Yes, Eduardo Barcelona.
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Or in English, Eddie Miami.
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Homie, I thought a visit from your
old pen pal would cheer you up.
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Ah, how eagerly I would
wait for a letter
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from the EstadosUnidos,
and Homer Simpson.
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"Buenos días, Eduardo."
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What happened to us, Eduardo?
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We had so many things
we were going to do.
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And I, my friend,
have been doing them.
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Yeah, well, listen, pal.
I have my treasure--
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my wife and my children.
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Ooh!
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I've had eight wives
and 200 children!
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Among them artists, doctors
and revolutionary chefs.
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Do you have a disrespectful son
who calls you by your first name?
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I cannot imagine
such a creature.
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Hey, Homer.
Did you just fart?
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Did you just fart, sir.
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Whatever.
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Easy, easy, Homer.
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I want to help you fulfill
some of your childhood dreams.
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Really? Now?
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I have two pizzas coming.
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I wanted to see who
would get here first.
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Now, Homer! Get your coat.
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I asked him here
to cheer you up.
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But I didn't think
you'd drop everything
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to go gallivanting with
some, no offense, Spaniard.
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I promise you one thing, madam.
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When I return your
husband, he will be happy,
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bringing a new sense of
adventure to your marriage...
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and to the bedroom.
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I'm not used to strange men saying
the word "bedroom" around me.
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Would you prefer, uh,
"sala deamor"?
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That's even worse.
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- Could you say it one more time?
- Sala de amor.
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Ooh!
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Hello, children.
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I hold before you a copy of
the school's new honor code.
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I know if I can get the toughest
kid in class to sign it,
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the rest of you will sign it.
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Milhouse?
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He's not the toughest kid, I am!
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Mm-hmm!
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Now, the smartest kid.
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Milhouse?
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He's not the smartest kid.
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I am.
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Now the class nerd.
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Milhouse?
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Oh.
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Homer, are you prepared to achieve
the dreams of a ten year old?
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I took the liberty of crossing
off the, uh, stupid ones.
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Now, this book of your childhood
drawings will come to life.
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Why are you doing this?
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Wait, are you in love with me?
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In love with the
concept of you, yes.
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Woo-hoo! I'm an attractive
concept like Liberty!
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One more ride?
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All right.
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Don't forget to ring the bell.
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I'm sick of pirates off the
street ruining my play!
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I'm going back to my old career!
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Care to see a dessert menu?
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We have the best cobbler
since Daniel Day-Lewis.
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How much did this
cost to restage?
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They rented everything from
Comic Book Guy for ten bucks.
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Don't stink up the Gorn head.
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I need it for a Bar
Mitzvah later.
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Now don't forget, this is the first
exam under the new honor code.
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They're doing it. They're
self-proctoring.
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Can't you say anything
in a normal way?
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The answer, sadly, is not yes.
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I don't know what it is about
having all my dreams fulfilled,
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but I feel great!
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Oh, if you're happy I'm happy.
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What? That doesn't sound happy.
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I feel kind of, oh...
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melancholy.
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Mmm, melon collie.
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That's not helping.
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Well, what was your
childhood dream?
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Jumping on the bed.
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But I never disobeyed
my parents.
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- Till I married you.
- Let's do it.
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Oh, I'm a little tired. Could
we just snuggle again?
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We do that every night!
Come on! Jump on the bed
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Ooh, okay!
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Can I help you, stranger?
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I am just watching
my friend and his wife
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innocently pleasure
themselves in bed.
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That sounds salty,
but you seem sweet.
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I'm gonna call you Kettle Corn.
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Eduardo, I haven't felt
this good in years.
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You're like the Tooth Fairy.
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Except you don't collect
human bones.
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Yes, yes. Of course I don't.
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- Here.
- So, that's it?
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All my dreams, lived?
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Eh... all but one.
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Well, we've got to do it!
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I never leave a job unfinished.
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It's as true now as that week I
worked on the high school yearbook.
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So much infighting. I had
to get out of there.
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All right, Homer, we
shall do this thing.
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The editor put in like six pictures of
this girl 'cause she was his girlfriend.
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Everyone has a bad yearbook story.
They spelled my name wrong!
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- Get over it! Ha!
- D'oh!
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So don't do what I did.
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That concludes our safety video.
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Just step out that door and you can glide
to earth like your boyhood hero...
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Rocky the Flying Squirrel.
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Uh, actually, my hero was the
actress who provided Rocky's voice,
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June Foray.
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A true legend in the
voice-over community.
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I'm just gonna stay on the plane
and think about her influence.
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She has lived her life.
Now, you must live yours.
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- No!
- Do not worry!
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I will follow the
trail of your fear!
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Will Homer make it?
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Or will he leave a crater the size of
the one that destroyed the Yucatan?
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Find out in our next
exciting installment:
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Fat Splat...
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or When You Squish Upon a Car.
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Mmm, it's amazing.
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Every day has the peace and
serenity of a flu outbreak.
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Guess I'll be getting some
extra credit for this.
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Lisa, I'm afraid you've gotten all
the extra credit we can give out.
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So Willie has been
growing you a nice pumpkin.
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Here it is, lass.
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You want me to carve it
into a thank-o'-lantern?
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No, this is good.
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Well, this knife's got
to carve something.
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Homer!
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You don't have to flap.
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Just glide on the wind.
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Uh, okay.
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Flap! Flap! Flap!
Flap! Flap! Flap!
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Yes, good, much better.
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I got Bart's backpack.
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He got a hundred on his test?
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That's impossible.
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Is Bart cheating?
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Are the Pope's
tweets infallible?
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- Bart, I'm gonna tell!
- No, you're not.
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Because if you tell people I cheated,
that means your system failed.
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Oh, my God, you
found a loophole!
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Why don't you put this much
inventiveness into your work?
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Because then I'd be the one
thing I swore I wouldn't.
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You.
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I'm doing it! I'm flying like the
squirrel I always knew I was.
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Ooh, indigo!
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Homer?
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It's me, talking
in your earphone.
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Come down, Homie.
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"You only live once" also
means when you die, you die!
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What's going on?
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Hello?
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Hmm? Hmm? Hmm?
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Are you mocking me?
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You can listen to your
wife when you are dead.
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Savor the moment.
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Majestic eagle.
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Just like me, unashamed
of his baldness.
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So beautiful.
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Aw, he probably sees a mouse
he wants to tear in half.
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D'oh!
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Stupid tallest building
in Springfield!
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Hmm...
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Ha!
Whoa!
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You've presented me
with quite a conundrum.
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A word you should know since it was
on a vocabulary test you aced.
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But after some thought,
all my worries went away.
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I know the answer.
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I'm gonna force you
to turn yourself in.
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Good luck with that.
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The only thing that'll change
my mind is a sign from God.
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Son, it was so beautiful!
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I went faster than
the speed of sound.
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Well, Bart, is that
enough of a sign for you?
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All right, I'll turn myself in.
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It'll give me a chance to work
some more on the detention quilt.
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This patch is for all the
victims of atomic wedgies.
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My friend,
you've lived your dreams.
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No matter what, Homer
Simpson has done it.
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And soon I hope I remember who Homer
Simpson is and his relationship to me.
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But I have no regrets.
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In fact, all this has given me a
sense of calm I've never had before.
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That's the morphine.
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Can you give me the
morphine forever?
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No way!
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A person on morphine
all the time
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would constantly dissolve
in inappropriate laughter.
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Eduardo? Eduardo! Eduardo!
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Oh.
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It was all just a dream.
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It was not just a dream. And you
said you'd drive me to the airport.
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Oh, yeah.
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Great. Um...
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Do I drop you at the curb or do
I have to park and walk you in?
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Go as far as your
heart will take you.
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You are a good friend.
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
Resync for WEB-DL by Norther
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♪ You only live once
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♪ But that's okay
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♪ You'll live quite long
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♪ In the USA...
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♪ But back to my point
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♪ You only live once
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♪ You've got years and years
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♪ Unless it's just months.
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Shh!